Distractible Tier List
31 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wade singing songs, Bob becoming Guru Harold, Mark not being able to stop talking about AI: find out...
Reading
28 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Reading? Reading books? Ever heard of it? Mark, Bob, and Wade definitely have. They do it all the ti...
Mac Vs. PC
24 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The age old debate among computer users FINALLY gets addressed... which is better: Macs or PCs? Watc...
I Quit (Part 2)
21 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We mean it this time. WE QUIT! Not really... but watch as Bob, Wade, and Mark share their spooky, da...
Microplastics Solved Forever
17 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Guess what's probably lurking inside of you right now? That's right... Microplastics! Mark hosts as ...
You Ever Feel A Feel?
14 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's getting emotional up in here, as Wade hosts and asks the guys what films, music, and games hit ...
I Quit (Part 1)
10 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The guys are FINALLY back! But where have they been? Listen as Mark talks about his emotional advent...
Whimsical Headlines
30 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This is NOT Weird Part 4, I repeat, this is NOT Weird Part 4... Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...
It's Mark's Birthday
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments...
YouTubers For YouTubers
23 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What YouTubers are ~our YouTubers~ subscribed to? Hear their niche and fascinating channel recommend...
Weird (Part 3)
19 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
But of course! The third member of the Distractible trifecta must also guide a chat about ~the weird...
Weird (Part 2)
16 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Internet issues, Mark being chaotic, Wade being teased, and Bob talking about TikTok trends. Yeah......
Weird
12 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wade listing off some of Earth's most bizarre animals leads Bob and Mark to get weird in their own w...
Rage
09 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark urges the guys to dig deep and find moments in their past full of unbridled rage... Learn more ...
I Wasn't Ready
05 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
College, customer service calls, pyramid schemes: today the guys discuss the things they weren't rea...
Listener Q&A
02 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today the topic is effectively chosen by YOU, the listeners and viewers! Will your personal question...
I'm Better
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Xbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can b...
Bob Wins This Episode
26 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads. Learn more about your ad c...
What I Want
22 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civi...
Artificial Intelligence
19 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is thi...
The Burls [Bonus Episode]
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise! It's a Distractible bonus episode! This one's a classic Distractible bit from "the vault."...
Hypocrisy?
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites! Learn more about ...
Will You Press The Button?
12 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BU...
The Wheel of Fate
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, someho...
Three Peens In A Pod
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips h...
Bread
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread. Learn more about your ad ch...
Ohio Stuff
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they h...
Riddles & Rhymes
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Two hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes... Learn more about your ad cho...
Who's Better?
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what bec...
Million Dollars, But...
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark gives this borrowed Rooster Teeth game format his own unhinged spin, pitting an unknowing Wade ...
Wade's Questions
14 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Much like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw to...
Our Firsts
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences. Learn more ab...
Would You Rather (Part 2)
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather. Learn mor...
Video Game Tier List (Part 2)
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list. Learn more abo...
Wonders of Our World
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them ...
Self Actualization
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and tal...
Just Relax
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some ca...
The Fairest Episode Ever
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair. Lea...
The Shoe Game
17 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each...
Good Advice?
13 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Heads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covi...
Distractible: Video Now (Trailer)!
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Good evening gentle... viewers?!? We have a very special announcement to make: Distractible is now a...
Am I The Asshole?
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A special mid-week episode, today the guys celebrate their first VIDEO PODCAST (video available only...
The Emmy Losing Episode
06 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Another classic Wade episode with an excellent topic (making the ideal video game!) which goes horri...
Distractible: The Musical
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The guys star in an improvised musical about... video game news... or anything on the Internet. Lear...
The Masks We Wear
20 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On a more serious note, the guys discuss the metaphorical mask, which social situations we put on ma...
Profession Confessions
13 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
One of us speaks in riddles...the other speaks in rhymes...and the other one hosts a conversation su...
Friendship Test: Mark Edition
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who is the better friend? Today, Bob and Wade's friendship with Mark is put to the test care of some...
Wade's Silly Choices
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A major tone switch from last week, today Wade makes Mark and Bob parse through strange and hilariou...
Bob's Baby
23 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his new son's birth. Li...
The Ick
16 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Inspired by a r/Distractible subreddit post, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusiv...
You Member?
09 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bob gives us an update on his new baby, James, then pivots the conversation to memory. What were som...
Good Bad Habits
02 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You know the guys are getting older, but have they tried to convince you their bad habits are actual...
The Perfect Day
26 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bob and Wade derail Mark's aspirational search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in t...
Don't Say Christmas
19 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wade's Secret Words, but this time there's only a single word: Christmas. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE Nor...
We're NOT Getting Old
12 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox, and disgusting anti-aging methods to ...
One Paw In The Grave
05 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wade's emotional rollercoaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences...
I Tried So Hard And I Got So Far But In The End It Didn't Even Matter
28 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history...
Thank You
21 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which host Mark of cour...
Would You Rather
14 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scena...
Devil's Advocate
07 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the devil's advocate for a variety of agreed upon, an...
Candy Tier List
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today the guys compile another contentious tier list, this time Halloween themed! Learn more about y...
Change
24 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it...
Big or Small
17 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinio...
The Bait Debate
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait. Learn more about your ad c...
Naked
03 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked. Learn more about yo...
Video Game Tier List
26 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out wher...
Broken News
19 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible YouTube channel, Mark takes Bob ...
Solving The Unsolvable
12 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these gr...
Musical Memories
05 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to...
Go With Your Gut
29 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about t...
Bob Doesn't Know
22 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dar...
The Distractible Gameshow
15 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own s...
Fast Food Tier List
08 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank th...
The Boys Bet It All
01 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to...
Before We Die
25 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items. ...
Conspiracy Theories
18 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully no...
Worst World Records
11 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and dis...
Anything Goes
04 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mark leaves things up to chance in this new game-mode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podca...
The Atrocities of Summer
27 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark shares a story about... um, Penis Man? ...
Don't Laugh
20 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wade creates a new point system pitting Bob's laughter against Mark's laughter. Learn more about you...
Who's The Worst
13 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The guys play a game of "Morals OR No Morals?" and end up focusing on the latter... Learn more about...
The Bobs & The Bees
06 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Wade play Daddy, teaching little Bob life lessons in only the ways they can. Learn more abo...
We Got Screwed
30 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservati...
F*ck You Energy
23 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways....
Wade's Secret Words
16 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mar...
So Bad It's Good
09 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they ...
Aliens Among Us
02 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to dis...
Oh No, The Future UwU
25 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic. Learn ...
Serotonin
18 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Edu...
We Die On Your Hills
11 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit...
Self Confidence
04 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tri...
Superstitions
28 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how comp...
Disappointing Our Parents
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they ...
Pet Stories
14 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up! Lea...
Hill I Will Die On
07 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Prepare for a lot of hot takes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoic...
Criminally Subliminal
28 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic comme...
Worst Piece of Sh*t Episode Ever
21 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
The Distractible Threesome
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Qu...
Waste of Money
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile...
Funniest Joke In The World
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI w...