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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
No.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
God damn. Who is that girl? That's the girl that he cheated with. That's pretty.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
What's the T-shirt and panties? I put on Let It Go.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah, you can get a fire music video like that. Imagine they not like us, but that. Imagine you pulled up to that, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Okay, but don't do that thing where you like embarrass me. No, no, I wouldn't want to embarrass you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That's so fire. Actors are so good at shit that they can make things funny. Oh, little choice he made when he said the red tube and he covered the baby's ears? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good, dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
There's one I always remember where Larry's friend, Richard Lewis, who passed away. Yeah. But he's upset about something because I think he said Jerry stole. I mean, Larry stole his voicemail greeting. And he's like, I want you to change yours by sunset. And then Gary and then Larry laughs. He goes by sunset. Who are you, Gary Cooper? But you could tell by sunset made him laugh.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
And then Richard laughs at Gary Cooper. Gary Cooper's like some old cowboy movie guy. And so then Richard starts laughing, and he's like, change the thing. And it's like, oh, y'all are both just making each other laugh right now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
But apparently he just goes in and says, like, this is what the scene is about. And then you guys go.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
She looks tight about it. She's not happy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I don't want to tell you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I'm not going to tell you when it's coming out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
March 4th, but you better not tell a single person, Matt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Bro, I've never seen this. This is fire. So Michael Douglas with a wig looks hella like Al Pacino. Oh, right. All right. Go ahead.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You better not tell a single person.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm going to remember what I'm going to jerk off to later. I don't want to walk with you guys. Bro, do you have an armpit fetish?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Nah, I don't notice it. Nah. I mean, sure. But yeah, I mean, yeah. No. Armpit? I think I see how that one's nice. I think you can sell me on this. Here we go. Oh, armpit? Oh. These look like standard armpits to me. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You're not going to tell a single soul.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Nah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Who wouldn't I lick is a question.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Oh, Jesus.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Oh, that's, you know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
A finger you don't need to wax for?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You spread a cheek and get in there?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I hit the taint, but that's, you know...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I don't spread, but I get in between like I'm wiping. But that's still not shaving. That's a different thing. You're dirty.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Latinas?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You would think they would know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
She's not Columbo, dude. It's vomit on a wall.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Deporting Koreans to prevent Japanese espionage is really funny.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Have they not crashed at all? Delta keeps crashing, dog. Huh? Delta keeps crashing. They had one. They had one. They had another. No, they had another. It was diverted because it was on fire or smoking or something like that. That happens, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I saw something that's probably fake. I was thinking about switching, but I got... But it's...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Trained derailment, pretty big story. Migrant crime, that's like small things. Like, you can't really ignore... You can ignore a thousand migrant crimes and just say, you know what I mean? But a fucking Delta flight flipping on its complete 180, that's a big story. And if we're seeing more and more of those, then it's probably... Like, it's never like they would under-report that before.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That's always a story.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Apparently, she didn't adjust well enough. She was trying to parallel park it or something? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah, but I got that. But the high stats is kind of nice. They just hook you up. Get on board early, all that little shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You're first class. Everyone's getting off, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah, I don't get it. I'm actually on board with what I'm hearing. What was Jon Stewart saying? Now, Jon had a fire piece. Jon's the goat. Yeah, we loved... Obviously, I'm a big fan. I'm a fan, I'm a fan, I'm a fan.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Here's where I would say, and maybe there's a middle ground between what I'm saying and what you're saying. If you are not driven on some in some fashion by some kind of bottom line. There is going to be bloat because there's no incentive for the government to ever lay off anyone. And this is where I agree with what Vivek was saying. The government bloats because you can't fire anybody.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Because why would you? They're government employees. They don't have to work hard. They don't have to do anything. The simple email, this seemed to cause, and to me, I'm an idiot, simply asking, what did you get done this week? is a very easy thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
And if you have trouble with that email, to me, as an idiot, granted, it seems like you didn't do anything this week probably, and your job is probably losable.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That's really good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I don't care either way. Send the fucking email.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
To me, just send the email. Like, oh, I'm antagonized, so I'm not going to report on what I did. If you did something, send the email. Well, what does it do?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Oh, also, can we just do a little sports real quick? Yeah, of course. Because this is a big, it's going to have, I guess, already happened. But tonight, Luka and the Lakers are playing Dallas, the Dallas Mavericks, for the first time since Luka got traded. So I truly believe Luka will score 60. Like, not even a fucking question in my mind, Luka scores 60.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I, whatever, if you want to put money on Luka over, take it. This guy, first of all, loves playing on nationally televised games. He's keenly aware of when those moments are and he always plays better. And he has an extra vendetta. Like the Mavs traded this guy and then just said he was fat and lazy and out of shape. And he's going to be like, I will show you fat and lazy and out of shape.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
And he had his first good game as a Laker on Friday. He had like 35, he had like 36, 18, some crazy stat line. He's going to fucking destroy them, and I'm going to love it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I also think LeBron is such a he's a battery in your back guy. Like the difference between him and Jordan and you can side however you want. But Jordan was I'm going to take care of this guy. Kobe's and I'm going to take care of this guy. LeBron is we're going to take care of this guy. I'm going to put the battery in your back to give you your best performance.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I guarantee you LeBron's in his ear all week. You do whatever you got to do. This is your show. You're the best player. I'm telling him everything.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
It's going to be in L.A. The Dallas one is April 9th, I think. That'll be fun. I want to go to that game. Yeah, you should definitely go to that game. I want to start a fucking Nico chant. How do you think Anthony Davis feels right now? Hurt? Probably in pain. Yeah, I've been seeing people. Fucking Laker fans, idiots. Just joking.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I was going off on the trade, and so many fucking idiot Lakers fans were like, you don't know what you've got in Anthony Davis. The first game he got hurt, quarter three. Playing out of his mind for three quarters, hurt might be a season-ending injury. Oh, shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
And apparently, there's rumors that it was an injury that the Mavs, like the team knew he had, but they just pushed the trade through and forced it through. Wow. And then when they found out how bad it was, they didn't do an adequate physical. There's a rumor they tried to get the trade rescinded, but everybody had already played games, and it was too late. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh. Bunch of fucked-ups.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
a bunch of fucking bunch of fucking idiots and i hope luca scores 82 on you i hope he eclipses kobe god bless kobe but i hope he does better it's gonna be exciting you should watch and uh honestly just yeah bet the lakers over it's fun to root for white guys if not yeah even if this has already happened april 9th dude yeah it is i i'm d i'm pro dei it's exciting i'm pro dei so i'm pro luca i love a confident white guy yes i love jj reddick
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I love what the Lakers got going on over there. I love Austin Reeves. It's a white team. Hey, this is the only time Showtime is going to be punctual.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
And then eventually they're going to start cutting some of the bloat as well. I do think it's a multi-step process. I do think I'm okay with over-cutting government right now because I know what will happen over time is things get added and added and bloated again. So it's just like, let's cut as much as we can now. And I'm sure over time it's going to blow again.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
And dude, I was in California this weekend. Weather's obviously fucking awesome, all that. But you're like, oh, you're taxing us at 51% if you're in the top income bracket. But homelessness is still a rampant issue. Education didn't seem to be very good. Like public school system doesn't be good. And I'm not saying taxes never work and not taxing always works at all.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
But there is, you have to accept that that money seems to be getting used inefficiently, at least in the states that get taxed the highest. So why not cut those budgets down, see if the money can get used efficiently and At the very least, we're not wasting our tax money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah. And again, multi-step process. I think this is step one. I don't think this is the perfect solution. I just like actionable steps being taken.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I agree. I don't necessarily think that risk is as good. I don't think the risk is so catastrophic. I think potentially firing these guys, we're not going to be like, oh shit, a nuke got fired. We're not firing the guys that are... No, but that could have happened. I think that's a bit hyperbolic. That's all I'm saying. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
They're analysts on culture. It's just polluting an otherwise perfectly accurate message.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I mean, yeah, I think they're all just kind of following whatever works. Is it just the trend?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I don't have talent. So where's the views?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
There's a little piece of land that they've been fighting over, yet they control the whole world? Yeah. We talked about that with the Vivek rant. It's like, you guys love what Vivek is saying if you think he's talking to black people. The second white people get told, pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
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Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
rile it up he's got great hair it could be no it could be it could be i also think to schultz's point it's the same thing the red pill guys are doing where it's like oh okay here's an opportunity let me let me make some noise let me get some attention let me do whatever let me throw this hand up you see what i'm saying like to schultz's point i need attention i'm starved for attention i'm not getting it any other way because i'm not good enough at what i do so i have to reach for this low-hanging fruit
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Bannon just wants attention.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Isn't he on the outs now, though? Elon, I understand the fear more.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That's valid. That's valid.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I think you're arguing different things, too. I think you're arguing that true neo-Nazis and what they believe and feel is one thing. And I think Alex is saying making it normal Making it okay to just throw up a Nazi salute will move people toward being more okay with racism, correct? Yes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
No, not my red tube. What are you talking about, weirdo?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Trump would never do that, but to your point, the Zeitgeist doesn't seem to be like... We didn't even know about that. The Zeitgeist doesn't seem like, what the fuck is this guy doing at the CPAC?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
But the fact that you say quiet, it's like... I don't think Trump's got to say anything necessarily. I think Al's point does hold some credence or whatever credibility, though, in that it doesn't seem to be any. Nobody seems to be reacting, which is a little crazy. Nobody. There's no tweets that we're seeing. There's no nothing. There's no stories.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I don't think Trump has to acknowledge everything. I think we put that on him. I don't say everything, but I think that's at a level that I don't personally. I'm like, there's people who take shots at us sometimes or say crazy. And we're like, we're not even giving them oxygen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
But I think the fact that nobody's saying anything is a little weird.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
But if you take CPAC seriously, I don't think you have him speaking. This is the largest conference. This is like their big conference.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You know, you can call that parasiting as well. Yeah, I don't love the turn Elon has taken in general in terms of, like, everything being a fucking conservative talking point. And, like, oh, the South African genocide of white people. He said it was the biggest issue in our lifetime. And it's like... You were alive when South Africa was actually apartheided, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That wasn't I think it's the biggest genocide in Rwanda. It's like watching him parrot these Republican talking points is also nauseating. Like you're smart enough to have an opinion on your own. So that's my criticism of Elon. I don't look at him the same way I look at Steve Bannon.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I keep that. That's kind of far. Yeah, I drive with that. What are you doing? Making me more proud of my car?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
We had a lot of trouble getting pregnant.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Sorry, I'm listening to some of these history podcasts now because sports has broken my heart and I'm looking for things to do. But like when you hear about Caesar or Genghis Khan or whatever, and people are like, oh, Trump is doing the same things. I do see how some of the things you're like, it reminds you of what's happening.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I don't think that's what's going to happen, but I understand the fear. For Doge, I would say this is the first time we have heard and seen any politician that's president take actionable steps that, as far as I know, to reduce government spending. Clinton. Clinton did it, and I was too young to understand it properly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
What's The Departed? But he always plays the nice guy who's actually bad.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That's what the whip is. That's what Nancy Pelosi does.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Trump got way less money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Kamala got the record. To the point that we all thought she might actually win just because of money. It didn't matter.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That's on you as a politician for not knowing what your people want. And calling back to the Clinton thing, this is another reason, even though I find him politically very fucking corny now, Elon, I don't have a problem with Doge. Clinton was 32 years ago. Like when we were, we were 90s kids. That's great. How far back was the 60s in our brain? That's now, that's the 90s now. You know what I mean?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Like it's, It's been 32 years before anyone did anything. We just let it grow and grow and grow. It's 32 years of bloat. We got to take it out. And again, I'm not even just saying it because he's Indian. It's part helps. But like Vivek being like, hey, this needs to get cut. It clicked with me with like, yeah, I didn't even know Clinton did it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
But there's 32 years of bloat that just needs to get cut.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I think Trump sided with the money with Elon. And I think they pushed the wrong guy out. That's personally what I feel.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah. I think Vivek would have, it would have, and it would have overcorrected for sure. But like by the constitution, can't really argue with it. it's going to be some uproar, but we'll cut some muscle.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You seen the clip of him forgetting his kid at the thing?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I think short-term will feel more pain, I think. I just think in general, a lot of the ideas are going to cause some short-term pain for long-term gain.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Who should we pretend has nukes?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Canada got it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Canada has nukes. This whole cuck thing was a front and he's actually building tons of nukes. Where do you think he got the nukes from?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah, Canada. Nukes are at Drake's house. That's why it's called the embassy. We need to get in there. We need to really just take things apart. That's ours now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
The USA coin run pool is on fire. No, but I think, yeah, the STEMI check doesn't work. That's what caused the inflation. So I think, I don't know. To me, I just remember, and this is, everybody's going to be personal. It's like, I remember Bill Clinton. I was eight years old. My dad went from having no job. We opened a business. I was like, oh.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
In this four years, it seems like we're doing better. I remember I'm 10, so I know nothing, but I'm like, this guy Bill Clinton seems to be doing a good job. And that was also during the first tech boom, right? Which may be the only reason it happened, I don't know. But we just go off what we're feeling.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That fucking line you can hide behind forever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
And so when they say 100% of the money goes towards the delivery person, they're still not lying. Yeah. Ain't that fucked up?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Dude, I'll see. Sometimes I'll ask an Uber driver, what'd you get for this? And it will be less than half of what I paid, like considerably less, like six bucks for a $25 Uber or whatever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That's the airline shit, too, where it's like, yeah, I'll pretend you're competing, you're not. There's a certain level below which you know you're not gonna go, and this is what it is. It's like a... They're both in cahoots. It's like, yeah, let's just keep these prices this way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Dude, I've had Amazon employees tell me, like, they'll get hurt on the job, but they're afraid to go get medical care or whatever because they're going to get in trouble. So they just keep working. They're afraid to get replaced by a robot or whatever. They just keep working. It's not that bathroom breaks get timed. I mean, that's nuts.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
they make it so convenient and this is where we're kind of fucked as or like we're trapped into it you are you ever calling not lift or uber like going out grabbing a taxi so we're all like this is what happens they make a better product so we're like yeah sure and you get you're removed enough from that person that you're like well i don't really i can't care that they're getting fucked it's just inconvenient for it's convenient for me and that's what it is yeah
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I'm not disagreeing with you. That's why, and I remember it was actually Vivek's book I was reading where he was like, every corporation's fiduciary responsibility is to the shareholders. And I was like, that is a fucking thing, huh? That's what they all hide behind. Oh, I don't have to care about the employee. My responsibility is to my shareholder.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That line in and of itself is just such a catch-all for having to give a fuck about anyone below me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I know when it really started to go crazy was we fought to have CEO salaries made public because we were like, we want to see how overpaid these people are. But then it's like NBA contracts. You see what they're making and you're like, oh, you need to pay me more than that. Oh, you need to pay me more than that. And then it just goes bang, bang, bang.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Because NBA, NFL, a lot of times it's not about how much I make. It's about how much more than that guy. And it's how much he makes. So once you start making these contracts public and I'm a... Yeah, I don't know how you get that genie back in the bottle or whatever, but like that inflated a lot. Yeah, you don't get it back in the bottle.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
No, but it's like certain industries, Luigi got that right idea, yo.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I'm sure that's what they would argue.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
LeBron is worth $100 million a year or whatever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Got it. But the share price goes down. Yeah. My responsibility to the shareholders. Yeah. Blah, blah, blah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That's why food, and this is why, again, I don't think food should be publicly traded. That's why food, they're like, oh, I can put all these chemicals in it for less cost than the real ingredients of Cheetos. It'll drive the cost down. The share price goes up for Frito-Lay. That's who my responsibility is to.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Matt, how the f*** would I use that in my comedy?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
And this is where it's a push and pull. Unions... some would say that the car unions got so powerful. That's why American cars started to get worse. Japanese cars were taken over and then Ford ends up shutting down, et cetera, et cetera. Now I'm not saying that's what the answer, but it is, it just, I think has to be a constant push and pull.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Hey, Mark, you're learning hypnosis? What's going on with you?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Why would you want to learn that? Let's talk about this on Patreon.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Because our mind is better. Oh, really? Smarter people are apparently easier to hypnotize, just as they tell dumb people who they hypnotize.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Did we show that yet?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Honestly, it's good for you because I call you 5'4", so much that they're starting to believe it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
All right, I'll go. Let's go.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
More than five feet? I took my shoes off. Here we go. I'm going to stand up straight. No tiptoes. Here you go. Top of the head. Let's go. Oh, it's tall enough for you, Al. There you go. Do what you got to do, buddy. What's up, camera? Are we on the wide shot, Miles? Is this an honest measurement here? I think so. Is my chin solid?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
No, I'm not limp, okay? I get pretty hard. Well, I believe you. I do get pretty hard. I believe you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Okay, good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Like I said, yo.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
All right. Okay. Okay. Hold on. What do you need from me? I'm like, we're going to do this honest. I'm not going to fuck with you, Al. Let's do this right here. What are we at?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Or is that going to make Baby even bigger? At a certain point, she's going to need new content.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
No, no, no. It's 68.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
60 and a half, maybe.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
It might have been 5'9". Did you have that on cam?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Come back. Come back. Take your fucking stupid video off. You guys, I hate you motherfuckers. I hate you. Okay. All right. Hold on. Let's go straight. Straighten that shit up. All right. You're 5'8 and a half, Doug. No, stop it. 5'9. 5'9. We'll take it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yo, I'm being dead ass. He's giving you 5'9". You're barely 5'9". You're barely 5'9". You're a hater.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
i didn't know my actual height for years i've been lying to myself saying i'm five ten and a half you know what i i stopped lying about my height because there's a girl that i was talking to in college and i was like i'm five nine she's like no the fuck you're not i'm like but my license says i'm five nine and she was like you're not five nine and then i measured myself thank god not in front of her but i was five seven i was like this bitch got me yo wow can i ask one more thing
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Oh, he said he's six feet. David Sanchez, come in here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Come on, what are we talking about? Of course, I've been doing that since day one. Oh, for real? Do you guys have the goalie in, or... Yeah, she did. Now, not, but I'm still, you know, I'm not not. You know what I mean? Wait, you're rearranging the IUD, bro? No, no, no. No, the IUD's intact. It's not even that deep, probably.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Real shit. Real shit. From one fat guy to another.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Okay, all right. Yeah, yeah. All right, David, let's go. It's gonna be 5'10 on the nose. All right, let's straighten it out. You know what? What is that? Son, 69 inches. You're 5'9", too, Doug. No, no, no.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I feel so what's vindicated. Get in here. Drag him. Drag him. That was 5'9", right, Miles? I'm not bullshitting.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Shoes off. Everybody lies except me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I'm fat and 5'7". I am what I am. I'm a real one.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
i'm your mic whoa whoa your hand almost grazed my dick there just now yo your chin right here buddy i'm gonna lower your chin i'm gonna lower your chin right there there you go that's straight wait wait wait that's straight right there i'm gonna hold your head oh you're still bending it is it straight enough now it is
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
70.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
How many times in this pod I said I'm 5'7"? All the time, right? It's a punchline. Who was the only one that was honest? This guy been saying he's 6'0". Yeah. David won't admit he's Mexican. He said 5'11". I said 5'10". What a liar. 5'9", he's 5'8", and 3 quarters. Mark, I believe you're 6 feet. No, I'm 5'9". Miles, I believe you're 6 feet. Oh, you're 5'11". Miles is honest.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That's an easy roundup. I actually think Miles is 6 foot. Miles, get your ass in here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Because that is something he would do, right? That's something he would do is say I'm 5'11", I'm six feet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You're what Baldoni pretends to be. Oh, I'm so happy about this. Guys, I cannot think of a better way. I believe the lie that I've been telling myself for years.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I know. I'm so happy. Guys, this is what we're leading the fucking, the public episode off with. Patreon. Thank you guys so much for being here as we tell the truth and we expose people. We're the Candace Owens of the Patreon world. We expose liars on this podcast. Thank you guys so much. We'll see y'all next Friday. We love you. God bless.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
That's why I bring it up. What? Yeah. He said something about getting deep inside of her. Mark has the text. He pulled up the text. And he said, I want to rearrange. No, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, you know what? Let's just, we'll get back. We'll get to the Steve. Okay, go. Let's just look at this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
So Steve Smith, senior prolific wide receiver, like five, nine firecracker on also would beat the shit out of anybody. No, no.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
No, you know, but he actually won every fight. He would beat the shit out of people much bigger than him. Like, okay. He said, turn you over into deep inside of you. She said, you're so hot. Deep is an understatement. It felt like you were going to rearrange my IUD. You were so deep. Nah, that's crazy. Imagine your wife texting somebody else.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah, I bet Steve Smith's wife thought he was faithful. I bet every NFL and NBA athlete, their wife is just like positive that person is faithful.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Girl, you got to get the extra deep one, girl. Also, guys. Show dates. First of all, thank you to everybody in Bray who came out. Seven shows, 600 people. That's 4,200 tickets we moved in one weekend. That was fire. Nashville, every show is sold out, so we added a Saturday at 4.30. I don't think we're going to have the capacity to add any others, so get tickets to that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
March 14th and 15th, Tulsa, Oklahoma. March 21st and 22nd, Omaha, Nebraska. March 28th and 29th, Columbus, Ohio. April 11th through... I believe it's going to be 13th, Tampa. And we just added a couple more dates. We got May 9th and 10th in Virginia Beach. Also, 420 weekend, you know we're going to be back in Denver. All those dates and more coming at akashsingh.com.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
This thing right here looks like Mark's dick full of candy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
You suck on that hydration. February 27th.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
Yeah. That's more insulting.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon
I don't know what his wife looks like. But that fucks with your psyche. Women, the way we place our worth, I guess, and money, this looks for them. Imagine your wife cheating on you with some broke motherfucker, and they don't bend you any other way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yeah, and it changed your goddamn life.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
I'm like, damn, man. I didn't know where to put my hands. I think I almost grabbed his tuchus. Fire puncher.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Then I'm never going to be WWE champion. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Why don't you take off your shoes like that little Asian girl wrestler that came into the room?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
I asked him, I was like, yo, did MJ fuck your butt? Did he jerk you and other kids off?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
I was supposed to just say, hey, pleasure to meet you. What's up, man? What would you have said? Now you're about to tell me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Oh yeah, what is the situation? Oh shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
It's easy to remember when you're hitting it from the back.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
So Miles did turn his head a little bit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yeah, that does seem jealous right there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Hold on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Do you guys think it'll happen again? No. No. Would you guys just do it now for funsy onesies? How much money?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Can we reenact it so one of you comes down the stairs and then one right here and then you just meet right in front of the foliage, one little peck, and then we just move on with the show. We have so much to discuss. Come on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yeah, you already did it, and the world knows. So we might as well just see you guys do it again real fast. No big deal. It's a fun little thing. It's wrestling. Hey, David. It is. It's everything's wrestling. It's a fun little thing. Gayfabe.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
I think it's a fun little game to play. Listen, you guys do it. Hold on. You guys do it, and then me and Alex will do it after you. We'll do it afterwards. We'll do it right afterwards. Guaranteed. We're going to do it right afterwards. You have Alex's word. I'll never lie.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
$2,500 for a pack, something you've already done? Damn. You've already did it. Yeah, that's the difference.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
There's a moment where I thought I was going to catch my foot on the way up. I didn't know if you'd jump on the top rope or the second rope.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
He don't lose. That motherfucker never loses, man. Fucking Chet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yeah, exactly. So they hit up fucking Home Depot, you know, you get one, whatever city you're in. That's the mystery. You never know who's under there. There's no way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
100%.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
How do you know his lips that well? Son, I'm just trying to make the joke. I'm just trying to make the joke. That was insane.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
There was ropes everywhere.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
So on islands, right, that are remote. Museums.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
that are big. Asians are small, generally.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
No!
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yeah, if they did that, they would know my shit was just sitting at the bottom. I'm the face of sperm that sucks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
And in front of Dove. Both of them. Both of my wives.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
This is what we need. New York needs a Mayor Adams.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Listen, he's acutely aware of what the women in New York City do. I mean, would you not? If you're not married, you're the mayor of New York.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
It really is the beauty of headlines.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
When black people are starting to say, now that motherfucker's spitting, Jews, you got to be careful, okay? Jews made the little NDAACP, whatever, thinking black people were going to ride for them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
So what is he doing? What is he actually doing? What do you mean?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yeah, and David's in the building today, so we can talk about this little gay romances ball. I can't wait.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Bro, we hired three women in the office. I didn't realize that Miles was going to fuck the guy who was already working here. Is that an HR violation?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Oh, that's fine. I believe that's the understanding.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
We have a rule.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
I was shocked that you didn't pull up, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
100%.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
We didn't far back. You were like second row or something like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
No, but for real. Low-key, the most healthy source of protein is bone broth. We could also call... No, don't.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
It's not that at all.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
It's cock bone broth.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Is that not cock bone broth? No one says that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
You want to take your bone broth taste?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
You're going from the tap.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Kettleandfire.com slash Blake.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
So now I'm, like, reflexive. My wife is right there. You had sung me, and I'm like, hey, why you got knee pads on? Right? And then the dude came out of the guy comes back.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are we supposed to believe they don't control the weather? Fucking crazy. Pissed off.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Probably the same thing we discussed.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
My name.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Propaganda.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Where is it?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Not that there would be anybody telling me. I didn't even know I was going to fuck with you. It's raw.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
Yes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
That's what really happened?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
With, like, the logo and stuff on it. They just get you to clean up. They find a way to get the fans to clean up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Schulz's WWE Appearance, Israel’s PR Problem, & Sam Seder’s 20 v 1
When Seth Rollins... They were going to be headlining a steel cage match. Have you ever fucking seen a steel cage match? Never. I've actually never. Before yesterday?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Phenomenal.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
No, you gotta edge. I edged for three, four days. What do you mean? Yeah, bro, you gotta edge. Did you ever watch girls get ready for three or four days?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I was getting ready.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
12?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
But that's it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, I explained it to her and everything. I've been teaching my wife. It might be a black thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
It did bring up the little gay fat boy in me, to be honest.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Is there other money I'm unaware of?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Hopefully. Hopefully, in the right way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I needed that. Go, go, go. What did he call it? I don't know. I just want to hear him say it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Why do you need a life vest? Yeah, you float.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
If anyone can diagnose autism, it's me, all right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Be honest with me. Do you still eat the ice cream cake? Of course.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Talk about that. Everything's bad over there. Anyway, go on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I mean, just in terms of bangers.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I'm very impressed.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
That's Flo Rida. I think that might be Pitbull. I don't know, to be honest with you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
You can't kill an idea. Bro, I'm telling you. No, but he would win. He would win, Diesel-ass dude. Look at him in that black wife beater right there. Like what? That's not even. No, the other picture. That's not him?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Oh, this one.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, I'm telling you, he would shut it down. Oh, actually, I think that is true. Yeah, you thought it was Kevin Gates? Come on, bro. Yeah, I did think that. Come on, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
I just hate him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Halftime Show & How Reynolds/Lively Cancelled Themselves
Ow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
safer than it's ever been.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
We made that shirt one time. He's like, it's too far. We got girls in Jamaica.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
And real quick, I'm just curious. We have CCTV everywhere. Why don't we have any security cameras inside the subway carts? Oh, we do. We're going to house. We're going to right now. Right now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
A problem with that, a lot of people were doing like petty crimes and they didn't have money to bond out. So they would just sit in jail for- So they're trying to solve that problem.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
I'm curious. What do you say to people saying that Trump played a role in the DOJ dropping the case? Because it's like it kind of looked like you. The timing does seem. And then all of a sudden.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Real quick. Should legal immigrants be afraid to practice free speech in New York City?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
That's who we are. That's who we are as a country. I'm curious. We get frustrated because, like, we look around and we see stuff not happening. And you just pointed out here's one reason why things can't happen. Sometimes there's people in place for long periods of time and it prevents you from doing something. Why don't you air them out? Why don't politicians air them out?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
They're not fired. Let's say, hey, I want to build this park right here. It's going to help the community. But this guy who's been in this job for 30 years wants this type of kickback in order to get the permit. Why? Put a name and face.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Because we look at it as like, oh, nothing's getting done. Oh, Eric Adams isn't doing anything. Because ultimately, they're the consequences. No, without a doubt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Yeah, yeah. How is it like going down to Mar-a-Lago? Are you guys like playing golf and kicking it or are you having a serious conversation?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Fair, fair.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
FCC, right? It's like right next to it?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Sam Bakers.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
They happen to go for some reason.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
That's 24 hours.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Go to sleep. We need that. Because then you have illegal after parties and you don't want that. Right, right, right. Not that I've ever been to those, of course. You've never been to 11. I've never been to the after parties.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Why not just increase the presence of police on Canal? Just have a bunch of police always stationed on Canal.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Because they do that in the hood.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
No, no, I mean, like, if there was a cop right there in the corner, they're not even going to set up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
They're there. They're there on the corner.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
NYC Mayor Adams on Bribery Charges, Corruption, & Which Borough Has The Baddest Shawtys
Mayor Adams, everybody.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I mean, a little bit, but yeah. Of course, of course.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I'm just going to move on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
He was an orphan. Yeah. All right, go. Okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I want British pie! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me a British pie.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Keep talking to him. Go ahead, tell him. Why do you want Muslim nations added to Crusades Part 2?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I mean, we would freak the fuck out. You're okay with it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Yeah, that's right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I think he's surprised.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
This sounds like a great show.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
What the fuck is going on here? Why is a 29-year-old playing a 17-year-old in panties?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Fire. Anyway.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
You're basically the president. Yeah, Eric Adams is the president.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I think liberals need to do it in a more credible way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
People loved him forever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
I thought you were talking about the actual squig game in the new season. And I was like, well, they kind of did say that. They were giving, they're going to split all the money. Number 351 was running for president. He said he was going to give $1,000.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Oh, man, when was that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Yeah, I thought you know shit. What's with you? I don't fucking live in New York. It's not the capital of the world.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Of course.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
And you can wear the suit when he wants to.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
We're America.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
on the guys in line with a Red Bull and a 7-Eleven at 5.30 a.m.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
This is so good. You're talking about a friend's best coffee. I don't understand, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
It's on 2nd. Come on, man. You don't identify with the- Aren't you a native New Yorker? Oh, absolutely.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
They're like, wait, are you from Libya or something like that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Shouldn't you be selling oranges on the street?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
These are the things I can't stand when I go to India.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
Sorry, India.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
God's like, why are you doing this? He's like, only the biggest fool in Agra would stop at this red light.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump vs Zelensky, Epstein List Letdown, Stephen A. Smith for President?
This is fucking insane.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yo.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I'm only looking at Alex's mom's feet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
No, because he can still buy it, but he got to listen. It's still his responsibility to get a gift that she didn't buy herself. Yes. So he got to actually listen. Buddy, you dug yourself into a fucking hole. It's already too many days to give a fuck. Valentine's, birthdays, Christmas, India. I got Diwali. I got a fucking, oh my God.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Is that your love language quality time? Because that shit, I did the test. That's my least important. With any human being. Y'all get the fuck out of my face.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
So now I'm locked in. Can I ask you a question about the rather be with somebody even if they suck? Do you think it's rooted in biology and the biological clock?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah. You should. But this is a hustle, too. We were talking about this. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Love that. They feel shame.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Ajar in the office?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Before we forget, you had a great point on the call yesterday. This is why Taylor Swift women fucking love. Because she seemingly doesn't put up with the shitty guy. She'll break up with you. She'll write a song, make all the money, but speak to you guys and your frustrations.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Because she's financially independent. There is an incentive to date the guy who can... Yeah, maybe he's not the most thoughtful, but he can pay for a meal because maybe I can get out of this girl boss rat race. Like, that would be great. And Taylor can leave the guy because she's not in it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Well, yeah, it was kind of a lie that was sold to us.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Y'all are blaming your own shift in mindset on Trump? I'm not. I'm not. I think it was a lie because it was like, oh, like... You know, we have more of these, but it's really fun that they are all shared.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
We were told that you could, like, girl boss and not have to, like, you know, be the madman wife at home. But all of a sudden, now we have to do both. No one's planning your dinner reservations or taking care of you. So this is interesting. Also, girls don't date down.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Dude, I saw you walking out of the studio one day. Your assistant was like, hey, here's a birthday gift for your friend. And you're like, really? What is this? And she was like, they're the paddle shoes you mentioned. And I was like, oh, that's why you get them. Dude, stop snitching, man. Jason.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah. Like I'll, I'll do all the thoughtful shit. I don't, I don't need, you know, you're not going to work as well. Yeah. I don't want to work as well. Give me home or give me office. I don't want to do both. And I think now people are having to do both.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
To that point, biologically, we haven't changed.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
But to that point, would you rather work, you got a guy who maybe makes maybe less, maybe a lot less money than you, but does all the thoughtful shit, or you do the thoughtful shit and they work? Which would you rather?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
no that's the truth that's the real truth it depends how good their job is honestly like I think if they're like really high up then like great I'll do the thoughtful shit but yeah I think most people probably want to like be in love and have someone do the thoughtful stuff yeah wait a minute so if the guy has like a really important job where it's very time consuming you'll do all that kind of stuff yeah I'll do all the home stuff if you're saying everything's paid for you're saying that
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Why don't we even call Tanya? Tanya, you should be synonymous.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I didn't have a prenup.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I'm talking about the world. You're saying what I should have done.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Got it, got it, got it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
And to be fair, I've heard this saying that makes a lot of sense. The courts are not in the collections business. So even if they award you half... The husband could just not pay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Which I think is fair to bring up. There's no, like, the court's not going to come after you. Not really. Is that true?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That's why you got to have a kid. Apparently. She's Jewish. She's Jewish. Hold on. So if you trap them, if you baby trap them, you gotta go. You gotta go. You gotta let women talk. Stop silencing them. Is I'm the only one of color on this side? Yes. Okay, go. Well, Tanya's something. Tanya's from Africa.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Half is what we got now. One at a time, one at a time. Go. You take half of what we got now in a divorce, especially if we got kids. Yeah, absolutely. Child support, even if we got kids. Okay, alimony. You need to do that. That's your fault.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
It's a dangerous question for Andrew that I think you meant to say.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yep.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yep.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
You made a choice, or we made a choice when we got divorced. This lifestyle is fundamentally different because of just one of you. And I think if women understood where... Some of this like red pill movement is rooted in this. Like this idea is crazy. Let's say Andrew's 20 million. And most guys who are complaining about this won't make that kind of money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
But 20 million, whatever job losses you have, valid they may be, is more than offset by the 10 million you just got.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah. Precedent was set. And now we can't break from precedent.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah. All of this nuance, wouldn't it be easier? Like, isn't there some motivation for like Andrew in that clip or everyone in the comments, like men trying to like process this effort thing? Like, wouldn't it be easier to just learn how to send a playlist or make a reservation? You can avoid all of this. It's so easy. They're begging.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I totally agree. I think that's where you get to the point where she's been resenting this lack of effort thing. She's been begging for the effort. It's not clicking. And then even if he does do it, it's like, okay. Then she gets to a point where every word that comes out of her mouth is nagging. It's going to be just miserable for both of you. And it's like, oh yeah, just... Just break up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
But that feeling of fear of being alone is like, why don't we?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We're in 100% agreement. It's not that, like, women nag or that, like, oh, I'm being a bitch. It's just like, oh, you two shouldn't be together.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Just walk away. A year to be alone? Someone better might pop up. Someone might not. It's fine. You're fine.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That shit's still going to happen, though. My wife's still going to nag. I'm going to still be thoughtless sometimes. You know what I mean?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
But you love each other, and that's fine.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah, but you know what is annoying?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There needs to be a one week, shut the fuck up. Thank you. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Hey, remember the hypothetical that women were like, would you rather be alone with a bear or a man? Everybody chose bear. I bet if you said bear or alone, they'd be like, give me the bear again. I'll take one too.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Thank you. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, I don't think there are a lot of them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Really? Wow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Do you think dating in Milwaukee is going to be better? Yeah. I kind of do.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Are those towns only Christian? Where are we supposed to go?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Also potentially the culture. I remember you saying, I don't know if it still applies, but when we first started hanging out, you were like, girls moved to LA to get famous. They moved to New York to live sex in the city lives.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
So to a guy, it's like, well, these girls are just trying to fuck anyway. So I'll find somebody else around the corner. Whereas in a place where it's like, now these girls are trying to settle down. You might have to be more on your P's and Q's.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. It has me using things to rule people out that like seem kind of cruel. I said this to a friend. I was like, oh, yeah, well, like he's sober and so like he's done. And she was like, well, those people deserve love. I was like, no, not for me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
he's trying to better his life he's turning everything around like it's just that doesn't fit it's a scary dude because one drink and then he's off the way and now you're in it like you're like i don't need that there's four other dudes who want my time which one is it actually it's all of you okay but it's like you're looking for things to rule them out because yeah there's like seven other dudes on that the silly little apps that want to take you in the next spot
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Also have way too much information. You have their, like everything they believe in and their sense of humor and all these pictures and their religion. And like, it's like, how much are you Googling people when you meet them? Zero.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
God damn.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I knew a guy's girl was really hot when I said, see a picture, and he just handed me the phone. And he didn't hand-select a picture.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Oh.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Okay. I think I do hear from my guy friends of like, oh, she misrepresented herself. And I'm like, okay, that's a nice way to say that she wasn't as hot as the pictures. Yeah, I think everyone's using four year old pictures. But I also think for us looking at a guy's profile, if I'm going to show my friends like they're all like the first thing is like, oh, well, they look better in person.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Like men are given more permission to look shitty on Instagram because it's like, oh, like they don't take pics. What about this?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
A lot of guys, some of whom are on this podcast, will lie about their height. How does that make you feel?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That does not make me feel good as a 5'9 lady. Like, I don't want you to come and be embarrassed. You know, I don't want to meet you at the restaurant and you'd be like, oh, I shouldn't have lied.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Like, you cannot be a guy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
just honesty but also like yeah maybe i could date a guy that's shorter but it's like if i'm looking for reasons to rule them out that's a big one because i don't want them to resent me for being taller than them like i don't want them to have any male ego about how they look you think a guy who's shorter would have a male ego about being with a taller girl you wouldn't see him as like a badge of honor he'd be like oh my god look at this well that's why girls call them short kings
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That's how we feel if you're not as attractive. That's fair. But for you, it's height specifically.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Fair.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
oh my god bad always yeah yeah what are you doing what an idiot wait why is that bad yeah okay okay so then you're going to the date and you're hoping because okay with all these pictures i'm looking at all these different profiles i'm not quite grasping which one you are i'm just hoping it's the guy on the left i'm hoping i'm hoping you don't know it's no way you'll go on a date and you don't even know which one of the three guys oh yeah you want
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
This is the place to get ladies.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
what's happening is not a good thing that's important to say yes i'm just describing what's happening yes yeah this is not a way to like meet your soulmate right so maybe girls should get off the apps yeah seems like it's just making life harder for you maybe but i still want to drive home the point of like the effort thing is not that hard but what if it's hard for us like I wish it wasn't.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I think that that's kind of like the, I'm like, why is it so, why don't you feel like an intrinsic motivation to like surprise and delight the person that you're with?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Because you don't even... Ask a real question.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
What are your primary values?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, I guess that'll be given to me. Like, if you're in a relationship with that person.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I think walking your dog is like on that level. But we've, we've divided.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I got to pretend I'm willing to fight, even though we both know I'm not. It's a lie we both maintain.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
You think that's more of a New York thing? Because I grew up in the South. That's an expectation. Hold doors open.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
It's, like, different in New York. Yeah. I think what Andrew was saying about the, like, being willing to fight someone in a bar... It's a stupid example, but you understand what I'm saying. It's a fine point, but it's so rare. Yeah, that's true. Like, that could happen once every two years.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You want your man to protect you. Yeah, it's just... That's just so rare.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That's awesome. Like, keep doing that. Yeah, that's awesome.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah, but I think it's also pretty subconscious.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Can you point the mic up a little bit? Just toward you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
like a given. I don't think all the guys out there are doing that. No one has moved me around from a creepy guy. That's crazy. You're 5'9", though.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Oh, yeah. Sorry. There you go. You got it. The lady mic that needs to be shared. Dub's going to get in here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Dub's going to get in here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah, I think it's like subconscious that you don't realize that you hate him. You're just like, oh, yeah, guys don't know how to plan dinner reservations. But you resent him so much and you don't even know why.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Oh, wow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
And their only socialization is fucking video games. Like, their brains are, like, rotted. Undeveloped.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I'm going to voice something that I do not think is a good thing, but I think is true, is that there you get more permission to do those chivalrous things that maybe might come off as like creepy or too forward or like infantilizing you. You get more permission to do that the hotter you are.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
that's okay i do feel that way like if a gross guy hits on you in the grocery store it's like get away from me or like or you know does a protective action it's like oh i didn't fucking need that but if it's like a six five you know could be the one you're like yeah i i do need help it feeds into like the fairy tales and all that yeah yeah yeah 100 so i think yeah i don't know what the advice there is but i do observe that happening
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Finance. So here's a question about the chivalry thing, that it became kind of the expectation. It feels like with men, the expectation back in the day was, and this is where it was maybe smart on women's part, expectation was you cook, you clean, whatever. And now when a woman does those things, that's really thoughtful. And we ain't asking for more. That's great. Mm-hmm.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
y'all get the chivalry and you're asking for thoughtfulness. Whereas on the other end, if you're doing the things that were expected back then, you were like, that's thoughtful. So can you understand maybe our psychology of like, well, we're being chivalrous. Isn't that thoughtful? What is this extra shit?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
better do it and you're like hey no i'm making this house beautiful for you and i made this meal beautiful and i went to the market i got all these you know fresh fruits you get delicious meal and you're not even caring about it and now it's almost reversed now you're like how dare you expect that so we don't and when you do it we're like wow that's no but that but that is still expected that is still expected women are exhausted from working all day and then like you know when men get married to women their quality of life improves they remember to brush their teeth
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That's true. You know, they are taken care of in a way that is just natural. If you're living in my house, yeah, I'm going to make sure the dishes are done. And like, you know, it's just like, I love you. It's a done deal. I think women are doing both the domestic and labor outside.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
And then men are considering chivalry as equal to like cooking a crazy Sunday night meal like that took hours and shopping and effort. It's like... You need to do more if you're putting those as like the extracurriculars outside of working. The housework is way harder than like stepping to a guy at the bar, I think.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
It does seem like a lot more couples. There's eating out a lot more, Uber Eats a lot more, restaurants, date nights, cleaning ladies even. So for y'all, it is completely natural to say, I'm working, I'm not trying to do all that. I think in healthier couples that I see, it's very much like, well, yeah, so don't, we'll figure that out. You don't have to do that. That's not expected of you. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
But it's still us expected of men generally. The chivalry is expected now go above and beyond. Whereas if you were working and cooking and cleaning, a guy was complaining to his dude friends, he might just do it. But a lot of dude friends would be like, shut the fuck up, dude. Your wife works, she cooks, she cleans. You're a fucking loser.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Because I don't quite know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Is that the hygiene? Like what is the list?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sour, smell good. Maybe it's because I date Indian women, but like, come on. Jesus. You know what I mean? I thought you were talking about hygiene. That shaving shit is... Don't come with your feet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That's exactly the clip. That's exactly what she wants to. And the sticky note is just like or a playlist like it's just a little action that shows, hey, I got you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I did all of this for you. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I never looked at my underwear right side, left side. I think the solution for this, nobody wants the resentment, and I think women are confused when they open their mouth and everything is nagging. I think it's a bad point to get to. I think women should be more comfortable being single and not take out that mom or societal pressure on their partner.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah, the expectation of mind reading is hard.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Yeah, you're so right. I had no motherfucking idea. You needed a man to explain it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yes, now we're talking about it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Which are?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That was awesome. Clip that. Yes. We're stopping the pod. We're going to do an ad. Thank you so much, ladies.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Here we go.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Okay, so, but here's the question. The messaging I feel like from like society and the moms out there, especially Jewish moms, I think religion is a huge part of this. Oh, you're Jewish also? Yes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
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I just want to tell you, I didn't watch somebody's face. I need to point out, this is so funny. We need to get dove in here real quick.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
They want to pass it down. Women didn't just invent this of like, oh, I don't need to be alone. It's the messaging of like, oh, well, all men are terrible. No man knows how to make a dinner reservation or write you a note or send you a playlist that they had thought of. So it's just like, okay, well, then you might as well just pick one. You're going to hate them anyway.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
If the ACLU is like, yeah, shit's pretty good. They're done. It's a wrap. We don't need you anymore.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Republicans being in bed with billionaires doesn't surprise us. It's in line with... They're the party for the rich.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
What happens with these guys? So they've already taken down all the episodes. Like, that show is off the air. I tried to look up how many views there were. They took it down, or the government took it down? I think the government was like, take down all the episodes, and they were like, we will comply. I don't know for a fact, but that's, it seems like what it is based on reading.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like some may put, sorry, they both apologized. I wasn't trying to offend anybody. I wasn't whatever, which was like, again, in America, you don't have to do that. I think in India, you have to fucking do that. So I don't know. I just tweeted before I even knew what was happening. I was like, I don't give a fuck what Ranveer said. I know him. I like him as family. I'm riding with him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Then I said something else and somebody was like, somebody should be fined every time they cuss. It's like my dick, you dumbass motherfucker, which I thought was a joke. These tweets made it to the Times of India because here you can just stand up for those guys. There you cannot. Nobody's saying anything. Oh, your tweets made it. My tweets, their whole article.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Indian comedian who interviewed Trump. You need to chill the fuck out. But again, I can stand. I'm not going to criticize the government. I just know I can stand on what comedy is and what free speech is. That I'm comfortable. I'm confident in that the government, theoretically, if they do pass this law, they're not doing anything unconstitutional.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So as much as I'm afraid of them, I wouldn't even say what you're doing is X, Y, Z, because that is the Constitution. They are within their—I can't call it some gross misuse of power. The Constitution was written cuckoo.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Keep in mind, marital rape is legal in India. You can't rape your wife in Indian. Impossible for that to be illegal. A hypothetical about fucking somebody. Wow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That is the issue. It's the age old question, man. I think we are often, I was like freedom of speech is under attack in India. It doesn't exist. It's such a crazy notion that we are in a country like cancel culture is like people fucking use it to make money. I think here a lot and it's a little annoying. There it is truly your life is in jeopardy. We'll throw you in jail.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We'll take everything from everyone you love.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's just a fundamental thing for me as an American who is a comic.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It makes me sick. But this is some new shit over there. It's like comedies. Literally, I've done comedy longer than the country of India. It started, I think, December 2009. They like know exactly when it starts. It's brand new to them. I started 2007.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That was a great display of romance.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Because it's like, yo, you understood what the consequences are. This is why, sorry, the other thing people are like, they're making an example of him. Maybe they are. I don't know. To me, it's weird because if they were doing that, he's been fairly, the criticism I hear a lot about Ranbir is he's very like the government's whatever. Like he does, he's pro-government, pro-whatever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Right? Yeah. I had no fucking clue that a playlist was thoughts. Y'all like playlists?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like he's up their ass when people criticize him. So for them to make him the example, I'm like, well, that doesn't even add up to me. Well, is there any- Could be possible, but it doesn't add up to me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And not the rhetoric. To your point. They could be, and what the conspiracy theorists are saying, whether they're right or wrong, I'm not going to say, but the conspiracy theorists are saying, well, the law they're trying to pass is about online content and being able to censor that, which would be, to your point, all online content, we can't control.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We can't control, we need to figure that out. Let's pass a law. Yeah. I mean, look, if you... Sorry, theoretically, let's use the guy that's been sympathetic to us so they know, like, it doesn't seem like a hit piece or it doesn't seem like we're making an example of him and sacrificing him, even though we might be.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Nobody's going to say that because they're going to say, oh, this guy's pro-government. So they're just going to really believe in this bill. But he's sympathetic now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I just think the leash is a lot shorter over there. And I just I have to ride for comedy and the ability to do comedy. Otherwise, it's going to be telling every comic in India, well, you need to leave, get a fucking Sikh asylum, get a visa, go to what you love somewhere else.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I would love to try to. He's actually—I was trying to get him—he's doing shows in Canada right now. I talked to him. He's holding up okay, but he's like a single-entry visa, so we got to be able to figure out how to get him back here, but I would love to have him on. I don't know what he's going to be willing to say, but I would love to talk to him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I would love to—because I'm safe in America, I would love to bring light to this issue. I can understand why bigger comics in India are staying silent, but me in America— Without trying to make too many enemies, I would like to have some conversation. And maybe he's just asking a bunch of hypotheticals and, you know, having fun, and he can't answer them, and that's kind of funny.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, they can't. They all think I'm Punjabi. Let them. Yeah, yeah. I do. But yeah, I guess to me, it's like... it's not anti-government. What I'm saying is just pro being able to make jokes. And I guess to me, I hope that people can make that distinction of like, I'm going to defend comedy. I'm a comic unequivocally. This is what I will do.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't know that they will, but like, I'm not going at the government. I would never do something that fucking crazy. I mean, I fear them. So there you go. That's on record, everybody, government, I'm afraid of you. I want no smoke.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They didn't sign up for this. Actually, an Indian comic said that to me. His wife was getting sued. He was getting sued. I won't say he was just because it's not worth it probably, but he was like, they didn't sign up for this. That's the thing that fucks me up. He's like, I'm probably going to leave because I understood what I was signing up for. They didn't. This person just fell in love with me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's their crime?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I can't do that to them. Yeah, that sucks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So, I mean, we'd love to have you on, dude. We'll try to figure it out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's true.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, I lose her this lifetime. I'm not worried about her soul. I'm selfishly, like, I'm a misser.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We still want you to pay for shit because we want to know you're generous. And when you expect us to have kids, we can't work anymore.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I didn't even... This is... I think the NBA is in trouble. I didn't even know it was All-Star weekend. I forgot. Completely forgot until I checked Twitter. It was apparently horrible. Yeah, I tried to tune in Sunday. It was... So what was the format? My understanding is it was instead of two teams, East and West, it was four teams and then a tournament.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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One of the teams is the Rising Stars, and then the other ones, Chuck, Shaq, and Kenny picked their own teams, and then they played.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I remember watching in 2001, and I remember it was kind of boring at first, and they said, these guys are going to start trying in the fourth quarter, and it was awesome in the fourth quarter. When they really started trying, and I don't remember them ever trying since then. Jordan and Kobe in 2003, I remember that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yo, this is exciting. Yo, Tanya's big. This is fun.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But wait, think about it like this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I used to be more excited for that than Super Bowl Sunday. And now I'm like, I don't even know what's going on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, yeah, let's think about it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Eventually... Eventually, you guys are going to want us to have kids, right? Eventually, you're going to want us to have kids.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Which Stephen A. called out, and I love LeBron, but I agree with Stephen A. here. It's like, you could have just not played and given someone else a spot. Why would you wait so long? Play or don't?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It would still get bigger ratings than every other sport.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They did that the week between the Super Bowls, between the championship and Super Bowl. Ratings weren't great relative to NFL games, but they were still shockingly high relative to other sporting games. Fair enough.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It was embarrassing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. The problem is they're all so out of shit. Not all. So many of them get so out of shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
People would tap in. I remember they played horse one time. They've been trying.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
And I would say, well, we don't know who they are. I don't know any of the dunkers, really. They're all rookies or second-year guys. I haven't heard them. I've heard their name, but I don't know about them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Death and lethal shooter?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That's crazy. I got to see that. I figured it out now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I figured it out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Get in shape, get their bodies primed, whatever for contact. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It was a running back back in the day. They were doing like a, not even the Pro Bowl game. God, I forget his name. Robert something. He played for the Patriots. He was good. Hadn't gotten his big contract yet, but he doing a beach football thing for the Pro Bowl. Yeah. tore up his knee, never really played again, was never the same. Fuck, I forget his name, but exactly the point.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
You don't get hurt in my feelings. I've literally sent a video. Remember she made it on Fox News?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He just became a cautionary tale. I think a lot of players are like, I ain't doing that shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Have you been watching this?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
And you didn't pay attention. You paid no attention. And that hurt my feelings. That really hurt me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
Oh, yeah. Yeah, the U.S. versus Canada?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
That shit was far. If you're betting, the NBA is the move. Go Steak. You know what I mean? Use the promo code FLAGRANT.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You fell in snow. Nah, that guy might be dead, yo.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
I hate you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Why Women Want Effort, “Girl Bosses” Ruined Dating, Samay Raina & Ranveer Allahbadia Controversy
J-A-S-L-E-E-N.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We also got to do dates. We added a sixth show in Brea. Tickets are almost gone. They might be gone by the time you get this. We'll try to add a seventh, but there is no real estate, so get tickets to this one. Also, Zany's in Nashville, February 27th through March 1st. March 14th and 15th, I completely forgot I got shows in Tulsa, Oklahoma, so buy tickets to that.
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21st and 22nd, Omaha, a bunch of other dates, akashsingh.com. We're going to add more April dates soon. Oh, also, hurry up and buy April 11th through 13th, I believe. maybe 10th through 12th, but I'm pretty sure 11th through 13th in Tampa. All the dates got canceled when I had the flu. Those tickets are almost gone, so get your tickets for that. AkashSingh.com. Now let's get back to the show.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think there's also a lot of women who got shitty valentines.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Who are really driving this. One comment was like, he's 41 years old, mind you. And I wanted to be like, this is a long time ago.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's not that easy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We haven't heard from Kiana's minority.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We can't make the computers we need.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We can't make the chips we need. Sorry, follow up question of the tariffs. I actually agree in theory with everything you're saying and have for a while. How do you feel about the system? I'm seeing a lot of things about the calculations they came up with and like, It seems kind of haphazardly thrown together. Can you explain that? Is that true? What do you think?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
I think the way they did it was very clever. They made one mistake, which is in language, which is they put the word reciprocal and they should have put the word proportional. So, you know, Akash, if I sell you a dollar and you send to me $5, the right way to think about...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What a tax would be, would be, well, there's a $4 differential, so let's make it proportional to how much I'm giving you and you're giving me. The formulas that they used were proportional formulas. Oh. Got it. Okay. If I'm here and you're here, the whole goal of the tariff is to just do this. Make it proportional. Make these things proportional. That's the math. That math does work.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So here's another thing that—let's debunk that as well. Yeah, please.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So how does a trade deficit work? So, for example, like let's just say between the United States and China, they send us ten dollars of goods. We send them one dollar of goods. That's a nine dollar deficit. Right. We're bringing in more than we send out. OK, so there is an entire economy of Chinese companies that get supported.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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to this form of capitalism. And they looked at countries like China and they were like, how do we make China more capitalist? And you would say, well, why would we do that? And the governing logic at the time was, if they're more capitalist... they'll also become more democratic. If they are more democratic, they are more predictable the way that we normally think about countries.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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With the $10 of money that we give them, there's only $1 that benefits American companies. That's a trade imbalance. It creates a deficit. Now, by the way, it's not that a deficit is bad, okay? Sometimes you want a deficit. Sometimes you want a surplus. But you want to be able to pick and choose where you want to be at any time with any country, right? That would make sense.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's like, hey, man, I'm not going to just take this at face value. I'm going to evaluate the conditions and I'm just going to tweak the knobs every now and then to make sure that I know where I'm at. Some countries may be so strategically important. We're like, you know what? We're going to run deficits with you. That's cool. You guys build up some stuff.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But on the back end, let's talk about some other deals we could do. Give us some critical things that we need. And we're cool running a deficit. Some other countries where maybe we don't get as much from them as we have historically or should, we should run a surplus. But let me just make sure that you guys also know one other thing about these last couple of days.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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A lot of people started to try to make a meme out of like, oh, look, this country's only got penguins, you know, and that country, you know, is in the middle of nowhere. Here's a really important thing to understand what has happened over the last 25 years.
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Every single time anybody has tried to fix these imbalances, what companies were able to do was just to go to a different country that wasn't affected. and basically mule their way into America.
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And the thing with that is, like, it's not like they're going to build a factory there. Right. They may just use it as a way station, you know, the plane lands. Yeah. Hop, skip, and a jump. Now you get a form that goes, boom, made in Lesotho, boom, to the United States.
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The specific... thing that really happened that exposed this was again in COVID, you know, and just a little bit before Mexico became like an enormous way to kind of work around a bunch of the Chinese tariffs. You would just basically send the goods to Mexico. They would do what's called self-attestation, which is basically saying, yeah, it's made in Mexico.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And now you get under a totally different regime. You avoid a lot of taxes and other stuff. And so, you know, I think what they were trying to do is basically say, all right, folks, hit the pause button. We saw what you did the last time. We're just going to make sure that there are no loopholes. And look...
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like so maybe the question is like what do you do from here um you know like in godfather there was like that scene where like all the families come together and they're basically trying to like negotiate like all right what's the what's the detente and like michael corleone runs that it's not a perfect analogy but i think what's going to happen now is there is an opportunity for all of these world leaders to have a very different conversation
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And here's what I mean. We pay a ton of money into all of these like globalist organizations. WHO, World Health Organization, supposed to do some healthcare stuff. NATO. NATO. supposed to do a bunch of defense stuff. The United Nations, supposed to do a bunch of governance stuff. IMF, supposed to do a bunch of money stuff. World Bank, supposed to do a bunch of other money stuff. Right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We pay into these organizations massively. And it's not clear that any of this shit works. Okay? Just to be honest. And so there is an opportunity to sort of say, hey, guys, if we were just starting this club in 2025, what are the rules of membership? What would the expectations be? What are you going to do? What am I going to do? What are you going to pay? What am I going to pay?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So let's not repeat a Cold War. Let's not repeat maybe some other political regime in the 40s or 50s or 60s. And so what happened was we let China into the WTO, the World Trade Organization. And what that allowed corporations to do is basically an enormous form of arbitrage.
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You know, but right now, again, it's kind of like you go to dinner, you know, Andrew pays. We're like, we'll Venmo you tomorrow. Money doesn't show up. And you're just like, guys, this is like after years of this, you're just like, OK, come on, stop the madness here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, I think that that is a risk. The question is, what does that deal look like? Look, my personal opinion is that I think that it's basically there are two main superpowers for the next 100 years, us and China. And I think we, on margin, on the margins, have a more compelling deal to do than China does. And the reason is because we have these 330 million Americans who are absolute kingmakers.
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And I think you have to take advantage of that. The Chinese are incredibly strong. They're incredibly bright. But they have headwinds too, man. You know, like nothing's perfect. Like their population is cratering. That population is going to have in the next like 50 years. So China has to figure out some very complicated things for itself.
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So it's not like China has like some perfect deal that it can offer the world. So there's give and takes on both sides. But yeah, they're going to try to do it. And they're going to try to do the best job of getting countries convinced. That's why we have to have some amount of bargaining chips, right? Like if you show up to Europe... And you're like, let's do a deal.
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Is a better deal done when Europe feels like you're serious? Or if Europe feels like, well, I mean, you know, they've paid our way for the last 50 years. Yeah, why would they stop? Hmm. Yeah.
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So you gotta, you have to like, you know, it's, it's almost like, like it's, it's tough, but like, you have to like, you have to have some reasonable expectations here that, you know, that there's like a decorum. So I think that, um, But it comes down to the quality of these deals. To your point, like what is the actual deal?
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And I think the thing to remember is there is no country in the world that can buy stuff the way Americans buy shit. Right. I'm serious.
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It's true. We have had a lot of practice in making money as a country, but also spending money. And I don't think we should forget that.
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Okay. It's a really good question. So now you go to the tactics of it. Whoever it is, let's say it's us or it's China. And let's just say that we're going to pitch Europe on why you should go one way or the other. At the end of the day, when you're doing deals like this, You have to show a P&L, right? A profit and loss statement.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So let's say that those Jordans were made in the United States and you were paying a worker 25 bucks an hour to work on a line to make that shoe. And then you would send it to Foot Locker and sell it. I'm just being very simple just to kind of explain this example. But now, instead of having to pay sort of any typical form of taxes, Nike, after the year 2000,
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Meaning, once all the fancy words are done and all the cameras go out of the room, this gets to the brass tacks of a spreadsheet that says, here's how much money you will make by working with us. And this is where there is a very clever deal, I think, for Trump to get done, which is the following, which is to essentially say that there is sort of like this new global trading alliance.
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And, you know, according to a set of rules in joining the club, pay your proportional share, right? Pay your membership dues on time. And there's a way that you can have access to this incredible market. That would be...
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So when you do that P&L, right, and you get a bunch of Western countries that align with that, because you have to remember on an economic basis, look, we're 8 billion people in the world. We're all equal. But economically, there is a hierarchy. OK, and so it's America at the top. Then, you know, you have the G8 countries, G7 countries, the rest of them. Right.
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And then it goes down there and you can just rank this. And so the more of these countries you have in this new alliance, the companies that work through that lens will just make more money. Like a trading NATO, so to speak? I think that's a really good way of thinking about it. It's like, exactly, like in the modern, like, look, for the next hundred years,
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Do we really think the solution for protection is like a tank? You know what I mean? Like a tank is like 70 years old. It's like 100. It just doesn't make sense. The real protection is what you said, which is like economic cooperation. Yeah, aligned interests. Aligned interests. And a bunch of drones.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think step one is the rates. And step two is... What kind of jobs come back to the United States, I think is still unclear. But there are a lot of really good trade type jobs. I'll give you an example. And in the United States, from 2017 to like 2022, a quarter of all of the people that work for power utilities is eligible to retire. take their full pension. Why do you think that happened?
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So what do you think has happened since 2022? I'll tell you. Our infrastructure, is crumbling, power lines, transformers. There's more wildfires because of utilities. The average experience of these folks have gone down. The amount of brownouts and outages have gone up. Those are jobs that can pay 80, 90, 100, 120, $130,000 a year. These are good jobs. There's just no people to do them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'll give you a different example. We are trying to build nuclear submarines. We need 100,000 people to build those submarines, all kinds of stuff, electronics to metalwork to whatever. They can barely find 1,000. And there's like all kinds of stuff. So your question is the right one, which is what kind of jobs will come back? Or what kind of industries could we have that we don't have enough of?
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was able to ask the question, where else could I make this Jordan? And the Chinese raised their hand and they said, hey, guys, we have these really great factories. We have extremely good workers and we can do it for much cheaper than 25 bucks an hour. And so what does Nike do? They send the job over there.
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And this is where, look, now you're starting to talk about like a lot of complicated social policy as well, because part of why we don't have people is like a bunch of us were tricked to like go to university and get 200K in DEC to take a degree in art history, which was stupid.
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You know, instead, you should have just gone to a trade school and made 150K a year and had a good life. But then in order to have a good life, you needed to live in a reasonable city that had like not stupid housing policy. Right. Right. So like there's all there's a cascade of all of these issues. Right.
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So it's probably a little too early to say that exact job that's in China is going to be here, but we don't need that job. But there are different kinds of jobs necessarily.
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Sorry, I'm slow. How do tariffs help the examples you gave of infrastructure? It would seem infrastructure is irrespective of a tariff. We could build up power lines. We could build up any of these things without a tariff on England.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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All of the things that we need, again, it goes back to sort of what I said before, like all of the things that we need, we don't have a really great way of making them here. And so it just, we're like in this very circular argument all the time. So we need to have some internal resiliency. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like we need to have like a rainy day fund.
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We just need to have some money in the savings account in case, you know, shit hits the fan. We don't have that right now. So I'll give you an example. Like in energy, okay? Like very, very, very reductively, the world is going to be decided. Meaning, if this was the NBA regular season, we're entering the playoffs. Who wins a championship? It's very simple.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The person that controls AI and the person that has the best military. That's it. And... When you say it that way, you're like, OK, there's all these things that we need to do for AI, as an example. OK, you're like, well, we need like infinite power for AI. OK, well, how do you get power? Oh, well, let's just do nat gas. OK, great.
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And immediately you realize, oh, hold on, nat gas turbines, it takes a turbine, right, to make energy out of nat gas, is so backlogged because none of it comes from America. Okay, there we go. We cannot turn it on until 2030. Okay, so now, Akash, tell me, how are we supposed to win the NBA finals against China when they have everything, they can make everything, and we can't yet? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think that there's a very philosophical answer to this. I think the technocratic answer is you want to have the ability to change it as you see fit because it changes the incentives for countries to cooperate with America.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Take that one narrow example and apply it across every industry you can imagine, from shoes to iPhones and everything in between. And what has essentially happened over the last 25 years is we have hollowed out an enormous part of the middle class economy in the United States. And we've explained it away by saying, hey, we don't want to do that kind of work.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Exactly right. And there's just a lot of hard work. I'll give you you want to hear a crazy story? Yes. In 2020, I had this kid pinging me constantly on Twitter and he had worked for Elon building up the battery supply chain for Tesla and he had left Tesla to go to business school. He was at Stanford. The kid was just like constantly just like. at replying me, whatever.
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So finally I'm like, all right, just come to my office and we'll talk. And he's like, I think we need to build a domestic battery business in the United States to compete with the two Chinese national champions. And I was like, okay. So I started to learn about this problem and it's like shockingly crazy.
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So we start the company, him and myself, a professor from Stanford and this other guy who worked at Toyota and So, you know, four reasonable people, okay? And we start this business in 2020. We're like, we're going to make domestic batteries. We get a deal with General Motors. They invest. They go on the board. Things are going well.
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And then we get to this place where, and this was under the Biden administration, we needed the approval of the DOE and the signaling from the DOE, the Department of Energy, that, yeah, this American company is not bullshit, right? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Instead, we're going to, you know, like all of us, like we'll do a podcast or, you know, somebody will be a consultant. Like you'll just go up the stack, right? They'll say up the stack. And so over the last 25 years, that's been happening. And all of these other countries have benefited from America's largesse.
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And the reason you can say that is we are the big buyer of record for everything, right? We have the largest economy. The way our economy works is we are all buying shit, all kinds of shit, all manner of it, from that water bottle to that shirt to that hat. 80% of our economy is just consumers buying stuff. And the rest of the world makes an enormous amount of money by feeding that beast.
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And so you would say, okay, well, what's wrong with that? Now the cost of Jordans is much cheaper. The cost of that, you know, those jeans are cheaper. Life is good. except it's more complicated than that, which is then when we turn around and we try to sell our product into those same countries, instead of it being allowed to just come in so that, you know, I'll make an example.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The thing with Biden, just you guys know, is, you know, this is a misnomer that, you know, Trump is, you know, for the wealthy, right? I don't think that that's true. You know, Trump is much more about MAGA, which is like working class, middle class. He's not about the MAG-7. That's what Besson said, too. You know, the stock market is a MAG-7, Magnificent Seven problem, not a MAGA problem.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What does he mean by that? What he means is like 50% of Americans have zero... equity exposures. Zero. This is what we talked about when I did your pod. Exactly.
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Yeah. And so, you know, and 44% of it owned like 12%. So for the most part, the American individual investor is not necessarily super exposed to equities. And so the thing that Biden did, though, is he had an incredibly aggressive program of keeping the stock market afloat. How do you do that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Okay, so like if you guys and I wanted to manipulate the stock market at the President of the United States, what could we do? Keep money cheap. You would keep money cheap.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. You could... Interest rates were high during... They were high, but what Janet Yellen did was... As the interest rates came due in that period, they massively just refinanced the debt. And this is getting a little technical, but in very short periods of time. So when you go and refinance yourself, right? Like if you go and refinance your home, you know, you could do a 10-year mortgage.
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You could do a 30-year mortgage. She did a 30-day to one-year mortgage, okay? Now, why would you do that? If it was cheaper... right? And you basically had more flexibility to just keep money in the system. If you had, you know, all these $2 billion loans going out to all of your friends who would just like spend in all kinds of crazy ways, everything looks like it's working.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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GDP looks like it's working. The stock market goes up because the earnings of these companies looks like it's working. And what's incredible is that problem is now coming home to roost now. So Besant has to refinance $6 trillion in the next nine months. Oof. Okay, so this is like not a small number, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So all this debt that basically Yellen and Biden just kind of put on the front end, it's called the front end of the curve, like these one-year maturities or whatever, they got to figure out how to push it out 10 years, 12 years, as far as possible. And so that's going to be a very complicated task. And so they benefit from the lower interest rate. And to your point, what tariffs did...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Let's say that hat is made in the United States and we want to sell it to somebody in Cambodia or Vietnam. The same way that those dunks enter the United States with no tax, right? We would expect that that hat can go into Cambodia and Vietnam with no tax. But that turns out to not be the case. And why is that? Are they trying to protect local businesses? It's a great question.
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was it shocked the stock market. And when that happened, it told the bond market, hey, man, there's a lot of volatility and uncertainty here. It's like, let's go to the sidelines for a little bit and just chill and observe what happens. When that happens, the interest rates go down.
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And that allows us Americans, all of us collectively, we will save hundreds and hundreds of billions of dollars because of what has happened in the last five days.
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So, yeah, now maybe this will correct itself quickly, but if you can give me a steel man. I largely agree anecdotally with what you're saying. Again, we travel the country. We see I see middle America and I see why they're angry. I see like a lot of decay. And you can tell me the stock market is high, but I'm like, I don't think ordinary Americans feel this.
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So give me the steel man argument for why a stock market dip that doesn't scare me for regular Americans would be a big problem and whatever.
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It is a big problem for people that are about to retire. It's a big problem for people that have a large percentage of their net worth there. It's also a big problem for the companies themselves because if shareholders have a They may not give them more money. These companies may not be able to invest as aggressively in the future. So it's not like it's not without pain. I want to be clear.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, you're right. Like, there's no free lunch anymore. You know what I mean? Like, this is like big boy pants time. So we all put on our fucking big boy pants. And the reality is there is going to be these tradeoffs. The question is, how can you judge the tradeoffs? And make a very difficult set of decisions for the greater good. And I think that's honestly where we're at.
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So yeah, there will be pain for some of these companies. Is it right? I'm not going to call that ball and strike. It's unfortunate. And the reason we're here is not necessarily anybody's fault that's in this room. But you got to fix it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So I, so this is also another misnomer. Okay. And I think this is important. What is inflation? Okay. Inflation means if you said inflation is a pick a number 3%, what does that mean? That means that if you and I bought those Jordans and they were a hundred bucks and Next year, let's just use that for the purposes of this math, are 103, right? They go up by 3%.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Actually, let's use 10% because I'm bad at 3% math here. So it's 100 bucks, it goes to 110, okay? The next year, it goes up by another 10% if inflation stays where it is, right? Now, you added $11, right? So now the shoes are 121. So in two years, the price has gone from 100... to 121 for those Jordans, right? That's inflation. The next year, it'll go up by another 10%.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The next year, it'll go up by 10%. That's what inflation is. This is a price shock. And that's different. What do I mean? So if that Jordan has a 10% tariff on it, It goes from 100 to 110 one time. And if inflation is otherwise zero or close to zero, it doesn't go up the next year by another 10 bucks and then another 10 bucks and another 10 bucks. That's not how tariffs work.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think that for every country, the answer to that question is different. But it typically starts with how can we generate revenue for ourselves? I don't think they have a competitive, you know, New York Yankees hat manufacturer in Vietnam, for the record. But it's just a policy that allows them to make money off of the United States in two ways, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It is how inflation works. So I think it's important to just make sure, like... Are tariffs inflationary? They can be, but not necessarily.
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But it's not correlated to the cost of the actual goods sold. Like the reason inflation happens is, oh, the price of oil goes up. So it's more expensive to run the factory. So then the goods become nothing changed to make your shoe. Nothing. It's just that when it landed in the port of L.A., There used to be a piece of paper that you would stamp that said 0%.
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Now the thing is stamped and it says 10%. The actual cost of making this thing has not gone up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, 1,000%. But here's what they said, which is, I think you want to see this happen. What they said is, is there's going to be these price shocks. You're right. So year one is difficult, okay? But it could raise upwards of $750 billion a year, okay? You're saying tariffs. Tariffs. What they said that they would do is they would then turn around and cut the federal... Income tax. Income tax. Yeah.
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For anybody making $150,000 or less to zero.
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To be fair, the $750 billion, I assume, that's assuming everybody pays the tariff fully.
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Okay, so this is an important point. I would say right now it's a moving target, meaning the Sharps, before Liberation Day, the smart money line was at like $250 billion. That's Wall Street. We'll put smart in quotes, but that was their number. And part of why the stock market went berserk was they just got it totally wrong.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And the back of the envelope math that I did and that a couple of my friends did, and I would say they're much smarter than I am, they got to 750. I got to 750 as well. Howard Lutnick, who's a commerce secretary, said, like, anywhere approaching 750, we have a line of sight to be able to cut anywhere. income taxes to zero for anybody making 150 or less. Yeah, that'd be great.
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So we're in the magic zone here, guys.
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They'll want Trump for the third term.
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So I guess it's you use the debt to... It's up to you how you use that $750 billion. And I assume in the first year, to deal with the price shock, I don't want to speak for each month, but it would be like, okay, this year, that goes back to y'all. We'll figure that out. Deal with the price shock.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They make money by making stuff there, sending it here where we all buy it, and the dollars go back. And then they make money in a different way, which is whenever we try to sell our products there, they can tax it on the way in. And then why would we tolerate that? I think what the logic was, was back to what I said earlier. There was this thought that America is doing really well.
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Now that everything is normalized and inflation is down, we'll start using that $750 billion toward the debt, I assume.
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Will this actually chip away at the debt long-term is what Al's asking.
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How can tariffs chip away at the debt? I think, Al, the longer term, we need growth in America. How do you really chip away at this problem? You need to make more money. So I think saving money is good, but you need to make more money. How do you make more money in America? We need to have more people- Working and getting paid more money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And the way to do that is we need the kinds of industries that create enough value where you're willing to pay these folks more money. So like, you know, if you could go to a trade school and work for a utility and make, you
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Again, this goes back to the domestic policy that they have to get right and be able to buy a house and send your kid to a school where they're not going to get fucked up in the head. They can get a good, decent education. I think that's how you generate way more value in the United States so that you can really start to chip away at it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Now, the other way that we will chip away at this is what Elon is doing with Doge. Because that is just rampant money going out the door. That is our American hard earned tax dollars that were taken from our pockets to siphon it into all kinds of places that you didn't know were going there. And what they're doing is just shining a light on it and saying, is this what we really want?
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Do we want $50 billion here and $10 billion there? It all adds up. Billion here, billion there. It turns out it adds up.
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Bro, can I just set the record? Okay, he's a friend of mine, so whatever, I'm biased. But let me just set the record straight. He got a $500 million support for Tesla during Obama. He paid that back early. He paid it with interest and he paid it with an early prepayment penalty. OK, so I just want you to know that that is the facts. Yes, he got five hundred million dollars.
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But the other fact is this is the only person I've ever heard of in my life who's actually gotten some form of subsidy from the government, paid it back on time, actually ahead of schedule with interest, with a prepayment penalty. So whatever you think of the guy, I just want you guys to know that that is the actual facts of what happened in the early 2010s. And what did it do?
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It revolutionized our even awareness of all this stuff. Meaning, if Elon had not created these electric cars and all of that technology, we would be even further behind today. You've got to appreciate... What this guy does, you can go to Gigafactory. I remember we had the opening party of the Gigafactory and it's like outside of Reno somewhere or whatever. Like, I don't know, it was in Nevada.
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We drove there. I have this video of me driving thing. It's like 50, 60, 70 seconds, man, of just like, or maybe even longer. The factory literally takes raw material, like shit that comes in on like train conveyor belts. And out pops the Model Y on the other end of it.
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We can allow a little bit of this leakage because of the quote unquote greater good. The greater good being, let's get these countries out of poverty. Let's get them embracing capitalism, democracy. It was benevolence. I think it's a combination of benevolence as well as there was some strategic rationale.
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You're like, how does somebody – so – and in a moment where the whole world was going berserk and Obama felt like – which, you know, I give him a real solid for this – Obama did the right thing, but then Elon did way more to, you know, just to pay it back, to settle it with the government and the people to make it right.
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And then all this technology that he's created, I cannot tell you guys, we would be so behind.
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Yeah. So let's take the other side. Okay. So let's start with this has the risk of creating... Economic malaise, meaning like what I said before out to your question is we got to grow. Right. But growth requires investment, meaning I got to go and build a factory or I got to go and buy some chips or I got to go and want to make cars that requires money. Who gives me money?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Wall Street gives us money, right? Like, I mean, you know, we don't just pop out of Silicon Valley with people handing us billions of dollars. We have to go and, you know, frankly, ask and beg Wall Street for the money. They could say no. Now, why could they say no? They could say too much uncertainty. I'm in bonds. Back to what we said before. Right. And a lot of people say that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They go super risk off in this moment. And then we have to make these really brutal decisions about how to fund these companies and keep going. I'll give you an example. you go to a hospital, not you guys, but if your wife or your sister, your mom went to hospital and she has breast cancer, there's a 30% chance that they don't get the cancer out the first time they do a surgery.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The next time she goes back, there's a 30% chance. What that means is for every 10 women that get breast cancer surgery, there's 14 surgeries. It takes 11 days for them to take the pathology. Okay, this is in the United States of America. I was like, there has to be a better way. Okay, find a company, invest a ton of money. And I'm like, we're going to go solve this problem.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We're going to make it impossible. We're going to use AI. You take the tumor out. You put it in a special machine. The machine will tell you 100% there is no more cancer. Close her up. We do it. But you have to go to the FDA and get it approved. And the FDA doesn't necessarily say, yes, go ahead, this is a great idea, you should do that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You know, like sometimes you could make a claim that allowing these countries to profit was like a national security thing, right? Like, hey, they'll be there for us if, you know, we ever get into a spat with X, Y, Z other countries. So there was a whole host of complex reasons. But the net result, Andrew, was that this dynamic was happening. But it had been happening for a long time.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The FDA says, here's all the things, and in fairness to them, they're doing the right thing. Here's all the things that you have to do before I'm even willing to consider that you'll do this for us. I say, okay. I went and tried to get money raised for that. Hey, guys, does anyone want to help me eradicate, you know, make breast cancer surgery error-free?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I thought stupidly that that idea just sells itself. You know what I got on the other end of that? Fucking crickets. Crickets. Oh, you know, interest rates, this, that, inflation, this, that, whatever. Crickets. Okay, fine. I ponied up the money and I did it myself. But that's not infinite. You know what I mean? Like if that next problem comes up, I don't know that I can fund it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You want people feeling like it's like generally going in the right... So the pessimistic view is it creates uncertainty because... It feels scary. The stock market's going down. There's volatility. And so let's go risk off. Let's just chill, be on the sideline and wait this out. And what that would do is it could exacerbate a recession. Right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Economic growth kind of slows, you know, companies like one of my like that company could go out of business. I don't know. You know, and I don't know what I would do because then I have like 50 companies mouths I have to feed. You know what I mean? I don't have the money to do that. So it could create that. And then that would create negative growth. So how do you prevent it?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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This is one thing I'll tell you about the Trump administration, which is totally different. OK, I was a lifelong Democrat. OK, I was a mega donor to the Democrats. You know, like. Dinner with Obama level donor. Okay. I couldn't get a fucking phone call return from the White House to save my life. The only thing that happened to me was I made an off-color comment about like something in China.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And I had the Biden administration like basically say something, like essentially put out a press release, basically saying I was like, you know, mean. Okay. That's all I got for millions of dollars. You know what I mean? For being honest. I mean, I was like, hey, man, there's a lot of problems in America. Talk to me about the fentanyl crisis before we talk about everything else.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Anyways, the Trump administration is totally different. There's not a single person there you can't get on the phone and talk to. I'll give you an example of this. A friend of mine's company was really impacted with these tariffs in a bad way. OK, this is like a really amazing, legitimate American business, 150 year old business, family owned, all this stuff.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And I was able to call the deputy chief of staff and I said, hey, can you talk to the CEO and just say here on the ground? He's like instantly putting me on the phone. You know, my wife runs a pharmaceutical business and, you know, we wanted to make sure that that the administration understood all the implications for rare diseases and orphan drugs.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What happens if these tariffs cripple the R&D budgets? Because there's 30 million Americans with rare diseases. Rare diseases means it's not like diabetes or cancer. It's like 200,000 people or less. But there's 30 million of these Americans. Two-thirds are kids. And the only companies that work on such small markets are these small biotech companies. And the tariffs create a lot of uncertainty.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We were able to talk to all of them. They were like, explain the issue. I want to understand it. So this is what's also totally different, which I really give them a lot of respect. They are willing to debate it with you. You can pick up the phone and talk to these people. I've never had that experience, guys. I mean, look, I was like a senior person at Facebook, could never get a meeting.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I only met Obama once when he came to the thing. Then when I was running an investment fund, successful, I had dinner with Obama, but it was, you know, under the purposes of should I donate to the foundation? You know, I've donated millions of dollars to Democrats. I've never been to the Oval. This is old. Okay. But the minute it's like here, it's like, hey, come to the White House.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Explain these issues now. You get on a plane, you get over there and they're like, explain it. And then they'll debate it. That's like it's totally different.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Sorry, devil's advocate. Should being a mega donor. I mean, I guess I get your point of view, but.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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couldn't it also just be like no we're not going to be biased just because a person donated money we're not going to just answer the phone whenever he calls you think you think you think i was like you know stupid five years ago and all of a sudden tried to like start to build national champions like now yeah dude man i've been in the grind for fucking 25 years here paying my taxes i fucking paid you know more than most people yeah so irrespective of the donation i've been i've been trying to do the right thing
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I wasn't trying to favor myself. It's like, even just to explain, like, here's what's happening on the ground. Do you want to know?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, I'm still hurting. Like, I think my companies are, some of them are in real trouble. And, you know, there's going to be pain. But this time around, I was able to Take my ego out of it. Not try to be the smartest guy in the room. And I was able to like understand how to just basically protect myself a little bit. How? Did you buy short positions? No. But you can have protection.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You can, you know, like that spread trade that I talked about, the MAG-7 to the S&P. You know, you could take risk off by just selling stuff. You know, it's not perfect by any means. But the level of...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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confusion and pain that i went through in 2022 now look everything could change i don't know it could change tomorrow i could just get run over tomorrow um but i tried to basically take the long view so that i this because what happened in 2022 was i had a year and a half where i was constantly being forced to sell stuff at prices that i hated and
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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For things that I really cared about to fund other things that I really cared about. It is fucking devastating. Like, I don't look just so you know, like I'm not running around with fucking 19 houses and all this other stuff. Like jokes aside about the sweaters and stuff. I live in one house. I have one car. You know what I mean? I own one home. That's it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like everything that I have, I direct to my businesses because I feel that these businesses can do good, useful things. And I just like the adventure of it. So this time around, I wanted to not be crippled if this stuff was going to happen. And my point is that. People knew these scenarios. They just refused to, like, act on them. And I was just, like, risk off.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, I'm in this group chat with a bunch of my friends, a bunch of hoity-toity folks, super brilliant guys. Man, it was just, like, risk on, go. And I just kind of stayed quiet and in the cut. Every time I had the chance to kind of, like, you know, even take the other side of it, I just kept my head down and just kind of, like, tried to, you know, not... not get run over this time.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Possibly. But then, you know, I would say, well, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. It can't be a one-way ratchet on globalism and free trade where it's like, you know, you're going to take our stuff, but we're not going to take your stuff.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So you just sold a lot? Like, I want to know exactly what you did. The capital that I had, I did not put into the market. Got it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Let's be honest. He's sitting on $325. Well, I said $300-plus. You're the plus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm the plus. Yeah, I'm the plus. So...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I, I, I don't, um, Warren and I are at complete opposite ends of the spectrum. Although we're theoretically doing the same thing, although he does it much better than me, but, um, We both own businesses and we're both trying to own things that we understand. The difference is that he acts in the public markets at mega scale. I act in private markets at what starts off at very minor scale.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They can grow to be crazy big, but they start off small. So what I'm doing is trying to make sure. So I'll give you a couple of examples. I'm trying to build a national champion in the United States for batteries. I'm trying to build a national champion for rare earths amongst the United States and its allies. I'm trying to finish this thing on breast cancer.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I started an AI business that helps companies kind of just like run their businesses more efficiently. You know, I am the largest investor in the largest distributed solar company in the United States, residential solar. So I just I'm trying to be there for my businesses when I can feed them a little bit of capital.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I try to do the best that I can keep these companies going, introduce them to other folks, even if they're scared, try to help convince them why they should be supporting these private companies. You know, so my game is very different than his. You know, time will tell.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, you know, and then there are other businesses that will just, you know, we'll see like like in 2020, the craziest deal I did in 2021. I had this kid. He was a kid at the time. He's still young, but like DM me again, another example of like X. And I didn't know who he was. And I looked at it and his name is Mr. Beast. And I was like, who is this guy? So he was like, hey, you want to talk?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And I was like, sure. So I did a Zoom with him. And I just remember still to this day, like my kids walking by the Zoom screen because we were sheltering in place during COVID. And they saw Jimmy on screen and they just like, oh, my God, they ran into my little cabana that I use for meetings during COVID. And they were like, oh, my God, do you know that's Mr. Beast? And I was like, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So I ended up working with Jimmy and I basically helped him create this business called Beast Industries, which is like the – kind of the organizing principle of all things beast, everything that he does. Um, but there are parts of Jimmy's business now that, you know, we're going to have to be very, um, judicious about.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We have to, we have to make sure we can support like the, the stuff that he does in the food side, you know, that food stuff could get more expensive. Um, sometimes, you know, a lot of the way that we make money and pay for stuff is through advertising, right? Advertising could slow down a I want to be in a position to support Jimmy if he needs some extra money. So that's the game that I play.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
I think, to be honest with you, it's probably driven a lot by revenue. It's like it was tolerated. Nobody pushed back. Nobody pushed back. Right. Because, again, we would say, yes, it's happening, but... And some politician would insert this statement about democracy and capitalism and long-term national security or what have you as the justification.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, it's very tactical and in the weeds. What about stocks? I mean, if you're asking me honestly, I'll give you the honest answer. I do not own a single public stock and have not since the end of 2023. Since the end of 2023.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't own a single, I have zero exposure to the public equity markets. Are you not bullish on the equity market? I am very bullish private equity business, meaning like, you know, private companies, I have enormous exposure. But my point is the stock market for me is not where I, quote unquote, make money or create value.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's 80% the latter, 90% the latter, and the 10% of it where I probably should have some exposure, I've just chosen not to. Got it. Okay. Okay. You mentioned recession. Do you think we're headed towards one? I thought that we were sneakily in one for a while. So this is the other thing that is important. We have a very brittle way of reporting data.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Our perception of where we are is constantly changing. So every Friday, the first Friday of every month, the financial markets get this thing called non-farm payrolls, which means tell me all the jobs that were created in America everywhere except on a farm. And they use it to judge how healthy the economy is. That number has been basically unreliable for years.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It'll come out with a number, then it gets revised the next month, then it gets revised. It's the same with GDP. So what is GDP? It's just economic activity, the total sum of economic activity in America. What is that number that's constantly being revised? So when I saw that, I was like, wow, this is like really weird. Why are these numbers so fragile?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And it turns out the way that we measure this stuff is very bad. Now, one consequence is that there is an emerging realization. That a bunch of GDP was just the government spending a ton of cash in the economy. Hiring people, contracts, this and that. And it's not that those things are bad. but they could be a lot of waste there, right? Like what you and I do for a dollar sometimes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You've seen these funny articles like the $700 waste paper bin and like the $900 umbrellas. How does the government end up buying these things? I don't know exactly, but all of that artificially props up the economy. If you take that out and reset it to a more normal level, There is a belief that we were actually sneakily in a low key recession like a year ago or, you know, two quarters ago.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
I think that there's a reasonable chance that those people could be right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
I don't know. I think that the thing to keep in mind is I don't think presidents, any president who sits on top of one is necessarily the person that created one. And that's for everybody. So the next time a Democrat is in charge and there is a recession, You have to look back at the cumulative sum of the economic policy. Right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
So I think that the idea of like giving credit to a president for a stock market is just as dumb. So I would say the right thing to do is don't put the blame on the recession on the president. Don't also give them credit for the stock market. Neither of those things are things that they can actually control. Got it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
What they do is they add to the sum of all of the decisions that then get compounded in the future. Right. So, you know, like so meaning like the great financial crisis. Is it was it Obama's fault? No. The great financial crisis was the sum of a bunch of decisions that And you could allocate a small amount of the responsibility all the way back to Reagan.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But the majority of the responsibility was probably in Bush. And some even in Clinton, right? Well, I would say like the plurality of the responsibility was in Bush because there was a bunch of changes in the law that allowed people to just go ham in the financial market. So my point is, it's not Obama's fault. Um, so I, I just think it's important to, um, to just keep that in mind.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Well, China has. First of all, the Chinese are incredibly smart. They're incredibly well organized. They're incredibly prepared and they're incredibly top down. The problem that China has, though, is after the last few years, the amount of foreigners investing money into China has fallen off a cliff. So in global economics, there's this thing called FDI, which is foreign direct investment.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So they're essentially- Nobody, of course, nobody wants any, nobody would want any tariff in an ideal scenario. But now you have to think about like, what is the government of the United States' responsibility? Totally.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We have it. China has it. Europe has it. It's when somebody that's outside of the border comes in with cash and says, I'm going to invest it here. So GM is like, I'm going to build a plant in Shenzhen, China. That's FDI. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. you Thank you. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They well, I think they are pretty violently pushing back. Everybody that hasn't been exempted, I think, is pushing back. So and what they're trying to point out is like, hey, listen, like these tariffs have a real price.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Let's let's look at your Air Force Ones or your dunks that you guys are wearing there or your Converse. Those things are made or Jordans. Those things are made. um outside of the united states even though the company that makes them is an american company and what happens is they're made over there and then they're shipped to the united states and then they're sold to you guys somehow right um
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Thank you very much.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Well, let's be honest. How many Chinese can afford to buy a $3,000 iPhone versus how many Americans can buy a $3,000 iPhone? And the reality is that when you factor in—again, this goes back to what I said before— do not underestimate the absolute gargantuan largesse and kick acidness of America.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like it's easy to slag it, but this is a first among equals country on every dimension, culturally, artistically, economically, militarily, and we take it for granted. And so when you think about Apple, for their bottom line and their P&L, Would they love to have maybe an easier time to sell phones all around the world? Sure.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But it's much more valuable for Apple to make the phones in China for as little as possible and get them to the United States where they can sell 50 million of them every year. That's right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. Or if you look at the amount of iPhones sold in India, that's 1.2 billion people. You would think to yourself, hey, hold on a second. Let's just go and focus. India can't drive the consumption to support a $3 trillion economy like the United States can. So this is the key insight. America is the country.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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American consumers, the five of us, okay, the 330 million of us, we create more downstream value for all these companies in all of these countries, in all of these stock markets. And then the question is, well, what is fair if you actually look at it that way? Hmm. And I think what Trump has wanted to do for a very long time is just make things more fair. And his perspective is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Why don't we just make things more proportional? Now, he uses the word, or not he, but I think like the chart and all of this stuff, they use the word like reciprocal, you know, like you tax me X, I tax you Y. I think that that was actually the wrong word.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think the right word is more proportional, meaning if you're a country that's taxing our ability to do business in your country, we should have a proportional tax that tries to level that to a reasonable point. But the reality is that it's much more important for them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And I think that what Trump has started is a process of getting like the 80 or 90 most, you know, vibrant trading countries to realize this. That they've had the best of it for 25 years. Yeah. I think he's also trying to recognize that there's a small sliver of people that have over benefited.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Meaning like, you know, like these globalist corporations, the people that own those corporations at the sake of a lot of Americans. So let's just say, you know, five or 10 million Americans absolutely crushed it over the last 25 years with globalism and trade. But that still leaves 325 million Americans that haven't. And so you have to right this shit. That's one.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The second thing, though, is you saw this in COVID. America is totally unprepared to fend for herself if push came to shove. We can't make things here anymore, right? We have kids that can make TikToks, but we don't have scientists that can make drugs. That's not sustainable. That's not a secure country. Like if you look at our military programs, right? We spend, I think, $700 billion a year.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Trump's Tariff Gamble EXPLAINED with Chamath
Those five American companies that make all of our weapons systems are American. Great. One step removed, most of the companies that they work with to make those weapons systems are also American. And you say, great. But one step removed, if you look at where all of the key inputs to all of this stuff that we use to keep ourselves safe...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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and to protect our allies and to, you know, to, to have influence in the world, all of that stuff can be shut off by China in a snap of a finger. Can you give an example of what that would be?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's like, um, let's just say that, um, I'll use an example that, that, that I think we could all relate to. Um, We need to electrify as much of the United States as possible. OK, meaning we need more electricity, not less. We barely have enough electricity for all of the needs that we have. OK, fair. There's brownouts. There's all these. There's all these. It's all nuts. OK, we need more energy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And you would think that that's all fine and good because you're like, well, hold on, this is an American company, I'm supporting an American company. And it turns out that the details are a little bit more complicated than that. So starting in about the year 2000, what happened was there was this, everybody thought that the right thing to do was to push every country in the world
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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OK, one of the things that we need more energy for is electric cars. I'll just use that as an example. Electric cars need an electric motor. So far, so good. All of that stuff can be American. But inside the electric motor, the way that the electric motor works is that there's a magnet that spins really quickly. That magnet is made from something called rare earths.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There is nobody right now that can really secure a meaningful pipeline to those rare earths except through the Chinese. They're incredibly good at it. They're incredibly sophisticated. And they have a top-down way of organizing that market. That's an example.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Let's say that you need batteries, not like the simple Duracell that you buy at Target, but like the big batteries that can store energy when it's made or whatever. There are two companies that know how to do this at scale. They're both Chinese. And you can go on and on down the line.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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In every critical market where America needs to be able to take care of itself, right, under all weather conditions, we have become very fragile. So tariffs have this dual-pronged impact. Prong number one is it starts to realign the world order again.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But prong number two is that it allows us to start taking back control of a lot of these markets so that we do the hard work so that we can rely on ourselves. Otherwise, if something bad were to happen. there's like a lot of really bad outcomes here where we cannot fend for ourselves. We can't make the vaccines we need. Okay. We can't make the technological equipment we need.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
listen listen listen how dare these guys the audacity these fucking nazis come over here the fact that the wikipedia article in the first paragraph ends with and then they found like you're gonna let that shit out completely you gotta imagine this guy's son is walking around be like they cured it though yeah right like come on look it wasn't good but look at it
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
And then the other one is... We give him a syphilis. Just shoot him with a little syphilis. Take the mule and get on his syphilis. Little like plant with a syphilis.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Oh, my God.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
This highlight is rough, dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Taliaferro Clark said, Taliaferro Clark said, Taliaferro Clark said,
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
We have an idea. We have put the vaccine inside of the black people in the feces of the sea.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
The only thing they do good is make cars.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I'm like, black people have not been supportive of paper drinking since the fucking Transatlantic slave trade. That's the last thing they want.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
37?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Just chunks. Chunks. That shit was coming out. Chunks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Why are we talking about it? That was a weird transition.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Money ain't the problem. It's the best.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
The guy looks at me. He goes, good luck, bro. He goes, good luck, my boy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
We are really disrespectful.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Was he part of a civil situation?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I didn't even know what I was... And we named a stadium after him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
One blood transfusion, type 2 diabetes a week later. If anybody get diabetes, like Arthur Ashe.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Oh, I thought.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Sorry. That's horrible. And they should all go to jail. That's illegal.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Oh, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need a TikTok about that. We need a TikTok immediately about the way your man's talking about making good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
You want a sister so bad it's unbelievable. You want that! You want that!
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
This is one of the two.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
No. You see why I said what I said? It was different. You see it. You hate. You hate. No, no, no, no. He's looking at stats. Yeah, I'm looking at stats.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Wait, you said you choked your wife?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
You would have to argue that you had the maturity of a 12-year-old in court. I have tennis balls on my fingernails. Hey, look at my fingernails. I have tennis balls all over my fingernails. He's pretty retarded. He already said this.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
No, I think that's artificial unintelligence.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I just want to let you know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I'm not here. That's what David's dick looks like.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
And the brother has the glasses on. Love it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
I mean, that's how they got Capone, too, right? Didn't Capone go down for syphilis? He did go down for syphilis.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Now that Mark said it, let's have a discussion.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
White Lotus Saved TV, Drake Lawsuit Gets Worse, & Elon's Tesla Burning Terrorism
Doug was holding his breath. Doug was sitting back there waiting for it to be Colin Ginsberg.