Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Kendrick Response, Drake Lawsuit, & Netflix Special Taping
Wed, 04 Dec 2024
YERRRR, we're back and Schulzy, Akaash, Alexx and Mark have got a lot to talk about! Schulzy just filmed his new Netflix special. Andrew is the most important part of Kendrick's new album. Akaash's Dad finally made Thanksgiving great again. And Joe Biden woke the hell up to pardon his son. All that and more on this week's episode of Flagrant. INDULGE 00:00 WE GOT BEEF! 03:22 Is Kendrick Lamar a hypocrite? 04:47 Indian Bocats vs Jamaicans 06:27 Back to the Beef + Comedians are lit 07:26 You’re welcome, Kendrick 10:00 1 v 1 - I’d make love to him 11:25 Andrew’s gettable too! 15:05 Don’t talk about me, TRUST 16:40 Jail Cell Sweet Love 23:47 Drake’s lawsuits seem embarrassing 42:53 Don’t be mean to grandmas! 44:11 Football on Amazon + Packers v Lions gonna be SICK 52:17 Dune Prophecy is underrated + The Penguin’s high expectations 55:05 Shoutout Sleepy Joe & Son Pardon 1:02:32 Trusting Gov. is racist 1:06:59 Pardoning Turkeys including Mark’s grandma 1:09:36 Bringing up a Crackress on stage 1:16:36 Wicked WAS FIRE + 1st hour is trash 1:28:20 Thank you everyone for this special 1:35:47 Using RoboCams for the Special 1:41:39 Thanksgiving Catch-up 1:47:12 Deric Poston besties w/ Matt Damon 1:49:39 Schulzies Thanksgiving + True Parental Perspective 1:59:57 Mark’s Masochistic Fasting or just busy? 2:04:24 One Shariah Day 2:05:55 Thank you for holding it down 2:07:11 Kendrick, From Schulzy with love Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What beef are they addressing in the episode?
We're back, baby! Yeah! Listen. We got beef. We got beef. Finally, we got a beef worth responding to. Finally. All these little peons on the internet talking shit. I don't give them no love, but this guy right here. What happened? What do you mean, what happened?
Have you not, you know, been listening to music lately? I've heard some. There's a pretty big thing going on. Huh? Yeah, between Kendrick Lamar. Laws were written.
Laws were written. Laws were written. I don't like him pretending he doesn't know what the fuck's going on. with his little milk mustache. It's just been pissing me off.
Chapter 2: Is Kendrick Lamar a hypocrite?
Okay? Is it on there? No, listen, no, guys, we gotta take this seriously. Listen, rappers are telling comedians we need to be more respectful to women, so we gotta really, we gotta sit back and reflect.
Do you know what I mean? Because they're the most pious group. Listen, nobody has respected women more. You threw art, damn rappers, okay? So I completely understand how a rapper could look at a comedian telling a joke and be like, yo, y'all need to switch that shit up. How dare y'all keep saying your wives are annoying?
You know, be more like us and, you know, bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks.
I beat my bitch with a stick, what? You can lick on the nuts or suck the dick. I beat my bitch with a stick, what? Did you just think of that? That's a real lyric. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's a real lyric from music that protects women.
And for decades, protects what, and listen, listen, right now the guy on top, Kung Fu Kenny, he is the guy on top. He is the guy on top.
He is making sure, he is making sure that comedians, he put a law in, he put a law in place. All right, let's see the exact line, okay?
don't let no white comedian talk about no black woman that's law now technically speaking if we're going off of grammatic english okay he's saying i can talk about black women and uh don't let no white comedians talk about no black so he's basically saying all white comedians are only allowed to talk about black exclusively that's what i'm talking about it's a lot finally he understands it's a law
Now I understand why he's doing a comedy with the South Park creators. Ah, that makes sense. Because he appreciates white comedians that make fun of black people. There you go. And they've done that brilliantly for decades. Yeah, that's true. And he would never want to break one of his own laws. No, that's true. I mean, didn't they have a character called Token on the South Park show?
Yeah, they do. Which I'm sure Kendrick is a big fan of. That's true. He must be a big fan if he's going to do a comedy with them. I mean, we can look that up. Apparently, he has a comedy coming out. Yeah, that's fact. But, but, but, but, Al, but, Al, Al, Al, you're getting groomed right now. We need to un-groom you.
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Chapter 3: What are the details of Drake's lawsuit?
Someone who's kidnapped, molested, and black women? Children. Are you saying that he's done songs with other men who have potentially put hands on black women? Not potentially.
Confirmed. Wait a minute. Convicted? yeah i don't know what you call uh chris brown but yeah whatever that is not breezy not breezy i took a picture with chris brown hey bro i'll take a picture with him can i tell you something yes we ain't protecting nobody you're gonna protect your fucking self everybody gets these jokes over here yo you guys been telling me for a year straight indians fuck mud
What you going to do?
Listen, they going down on it, too. I've seen a lot of videos of them eating mud pussy, bro. They literally put their head in the mud straight. Reverse.
Back handspring.
At least we're going down on mud.
Hey, at least we go down, Jamaicans.
Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
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Chapter 4: How does Joe Biden's pardon impact Hunter Biden?
Chapter 5: What is the controversy surrounding Thanksgiving?
You killed it.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Team killed it. You guys were fucking incredible. But I Listen, I shut off my phone for the week. Like the week before, you know, Kendrick dropped his album, right? Yeah. Every black person that texts or calls me is like, yo, Kendrick just took a shot at you on the album. Every white person or Asian person or Latino person that calls me is like, yo, good luck on your special. Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So clearly there was a separation in who was, you know, indulging in his content. Okay. So I've been a little out of it, but I come out of the special and it looks like there's so many articles about this album. that are about, I don't want to take, you know.
Yeah, it was about you. You were trending on my Twitter. No way. Yeah, I didn't want to tell you because you had things to focus on. What a time to be alive where- I was not one of the Asians who said, good luck on your special.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying. What a time to be alive where rappers got to talk about comedians for clout. God bless, dude. Like, we are up right now. God bless. The biggest story about the album, outside of the album and people enjoying it, was a sub at a comedian? Yeah. And you don't even got to say my name and it still makes headlines? It's crazy. You're welcome. You are welcome.
How many views did I give him, you think?
A good chunk. A little chunk. Yeah. They stole our mustard shit. Couple million bucks. They stole our mustard shit. Take the honey off.
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Chapter 6: Why are they discussing sports and the NFL?
But my feeling is like, yo, Kendrick, I feel like Kendrick is talking all his shit and for whatever reason, we just letting him talk all this shit. We decided we love him right now.
I get it. I do get it. But at the same time, like... And I've always been a fan, but I also said this even in the Drake thing when he said the shit about your next show at the Bay. Whatever he said, basically kind of like Call of the Violence. Yeah. Remember when Rick Ross got beat up? I was like, yo, Kendrick, you got to fall back on that Call of the Violence shit. He's like Trump on January 6th.
Yo. You know what I mean?
Like he's trying to get people to storm the Capitol a little bit. He's trying to get people to go to Al, get people to go to Sharla. That's dangerous rhetoric out there. It really is. Stand back, stand by.
Stand back and stand by. He's not even saying that. He's saying get up in that ass. It is crazy. But I need Kendrick. I need you to do it, Kendrick. You want to squabble over Kenny? No, no. I mean, here's the thing. This is the thing that is kind of funny about it. It's like, first of all, Kendrick's people and the gang affiliate, everybody in his security, they will kill me. They will destroy me.
They'll find me in the street. They'll fucking cut me up. They'll shoot me. They'll do whatever. I'm not a tough guy. Y'all will do it. But just Kendrick. I would make love to him. There's nothing he can do about it.
Just Kendrick Lamar, I would make love to him, and the only thing that he could do is decide if it's consensual or not. That's the only thing he could do. If it's me and Kendrick, if it's me and Kendrick... You are stupid.
This is about physics. It's about physics. I don't even know if I'll get hard. But if we're in a cell, there's a chance that... If we're in a cell and we're bored and we done tattooing each other whatever you do in the cell and we ran out of board games and we did all the other things and we cleaned everything and I'm like, man, I might as well fuck you.
There's nothing he could physically do to stop that besides put his legs in the air and choose a position.
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Chapter 7: What are the hosts' thoughts on the Dune and Penguin shows?
You don't have to fuck him, right? No, no, no, no. We're not doing acts of physical violence over here, bro. This is an act of sweet love. This is an act of love. Oh, you're a pacifist. I'm saying I could be romantic with him and there's nothing he could do about it to the point, like, I think I'm so charming he would just fall into it. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Like, I think he would just be so charmed. He would be like, damn, like, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack.
Let me suck it up. This was MLK's dream, right? Yes! For real!
Black people come together. So we need to figure this out. We need to figure, like, the only thing he could do is, after I was finished, like, write some words that rhyme together about it. Oh, that album would be fire. That would be a go. Oh, my God. He could make some calls. He can make some calls.
Yeah.
You want to talk about another album called Damn.
Sit down. Reincarnate. Ask how penetrated.
Listen, but in all seriousness, we love Kendrick Lamar, our woke king. And I think we're going to do our best to abide by his. I don't know what his rules are about like me having sex with him if we're in a room together. I don't think he would want that. We don't know.
Well, I'm assuming. We got to wait about five years for him to make another album. That's right.
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