Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
1.5 Million for 🐱 Should be LEGAL & Drake vs LeBron Beef Explained
Wed, 08 Jan 2025
00:00 "Fanastic" start to holidays + Akaash got GOT 06:33 Alexx Thirst Trapping, Mom's Toes + Skip's offer? 11:24 No-one's worth $1.5m + MEDICINE BALLS 16:32 Need some harassment + Gifts don't buy peace 22:59 Charla & Schulz Old folks party + Meeting Jerry Jones 28:21 NFL playoffs kicking off + Wild cards 31:05 Baptism, Exorcist, Demons & Telekinesis bullshido 47:45 $1.5M offer is insane + M. Monroe a hoe 1:00:24 Drake disses LeBron 1:20:52 Drake, take the L already 1:21:44 Trump, tax foreign box + Let Joy Taylor LIVE 1:34:31 Zucks got drip + Squid Games 2 thoughts 1:42:07 Koreans are American Asians + Mud f*cking oil 1:48:00 Meta Free Speech, Abortion "bans" + Corn ban research 1:51:16 Dov's valid re. underwear + Naked sleepers? 1:55:18 Marriage lack of banging + Moanings 1:57:18 More on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What uncomfortable moments happened during the holidays?
What's up, everybody? Welcome to PlayGrid. Happy 2025. Anything uncomfortable happen on your guys' vacation? I feel like more things happen on your vacation. I had an amazing vacation with my wife, my baby. Day one, my wife was vomiting. Yeah, violently. Day two, she got her period for the first time in two years. Wow. So it started off amazing. It was absolutely incredible.
She got her period for the first time in two years. And it was heavy. It was heavy. One time I was taking a shit, my wife just opened the door. She goes, I need that. What do you do? What do you do with that shit? Prison rules, bro. That's crazy. I just rolled up some toilet paper. I was like, can you just put that there until I finish this doodle? What are the rules for that?
Would you get off the toilet? No, you got to finish up.
I got to finish up.
You can't stop me. You can't stop me.
That's crazy. He's on the toilet. That's the thing. He's mid-scroll. Yeah. He's three hours into TikTok.
I'm listening to TikTok on like four-fifths volume. Like she could hear it in the next room. So I understood her energy, which is like, I'm flowing crazy. There's like egg bits falling out of me. Shells and all. That's what it is. Okay. So that was the start of my vacation. How about you guys? Did you have a nice vacation? We stayed home. We stayed in New York. Boring.
Sounds absolutely miserable. Was it miserable? Saved a lot of money. Saved a lot of money. Ended up buying my wife a Rolex, losing all the money we saved. Oh, you fell for that one, huh? Son, I got got, dude. You fell for that one. I fell for it. I took her to the watch store. I made her. I was like, you need to go because I want her to get a watch down the road, but I want one now.
My wife is not into it. And then I'm like, I just feel like it's been a busy year. I'm going to get myself something. I got a jeweler. He's taking care of me. Shouts, whatever. We get there. You're retarded, bro.
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Chapter 2: How did Al get caught thirst trapping?
You probably got me. So you guys went to Cancun? Yeah. With the family? Yeah. Did you like it? I loved it. Anything horrible happen?
You know, I was a little difficult at times. Did your mom fight with? Yeah. What did they fight about?
He needs this. No, no, no. In Spanish language. Give me something bad. I want to know about bad things.
It's not that bad. It's just, she's just very particular. And when she gets the drinks in her, you know, she... She gets very Puerto Rican.
And what is she doing? Does she start saying what your girl's not doing for you?
No, her and my, my girl, my mom get along wonderfully. It's always me that she gets.
It's you and both of them. Yeah. This sounds horrible.
They teamed up against you. Yeah. They'll speak Spanish, like talking shit about me. And I'm like, I'm catching every third word people.
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Chapter 3: Why is a $1.5 million offer controversial?
It don't sound good.
So nothing bad. It was a wonderful trip. I'm sorry. I want to say something bad, but it was fucking amazing. Like we ended a trip on a fucking boat. Like we're all drunk. We're fucking singing karaoke and shit. It was phenomenal.
Did you see Al thirst trapping the whole time? Just posting shirtless pics. Yeah, day one and two.
Before he started eating bread. I knew all his pics was day one. This is how badly I knew he wanted to show off his ads. He posted a picture with him and his girl, put an emoji over her face.
Yeah, because I don't want people to see it. And you want them to see what? What? Nah, we're on vacation. I want to share the vacation moment. Yo, stop it. Just say you wanted them to see your abs, bro. Just say it.
Yo, you want to share the vacation? Take a picture of the beach. Yeah. What you mean?
What do you mean, what I mean? Bring up the picture. Why are you playing so stupid right now? I didn't post it. I didn't post it. I only got permission for the story, guys.
You're with the boys. Can you just be honest? You worked really hard. You got fucking lean. The abs looked incredible. Yeah, he was working. But stop with this. Just say you wanted to show off the abs and you didn't want to be a douchebag and only show your abs. Yeah, I got a screenshot. Oh, let's go, Miles.
Let's go, Miles.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of Skip Bayless' offer?
Fuck that. Did you fly with your dog? You said it was a service animal.
Yeah, all the time. Really? Yeah.
And does anyone ever check you for that?
No. She got all the shots. She's good. Black privilege.
I got checked for it. Now, when you're on the beach, your mom wearing open-toed sandals, what was going on? No, with all due respect. With all due respect.
All this is with all due respect. No, no, no, because you put them out there for the world. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's not do that. Okay, hypothetically, if your mom worked at Fox Sports 1, hypothetically... Hypothetically. With all due respect. With all due respect. It's Foxy Sports 1, bro. That's what it is. It's like, how much is Skip throwing down? That's what I'm just saying.
How much is Skip throwing down?
I don't know about the 1.5, but she's cool for a cool mil. That is weird.
The 1.5 is odd.
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Chapter 5: How did Jerry Jones get involved in the conversation?
Shout out to your mom. I think she's beautiful. And she had two kids. And once you have kids, I feel like sexual harassment, if you come back from kids, it's like all of that you need to fill. You need to fill women who've had kids with sexual harassment or else they'll feel like shit.
So your wife should be filled with sexual harassment? Yo, I don't think you thought this through.
On some level. On some levels. I look at my wife, got her body back after having a kid. I'm like, God damn you. Okay, shit. I don't even think it's thirst trapping anymore. I think it's like a marathon.
1.5?
We got to have a combo about 1.5.
Shit. You know, 1.5? You know, that's great. You have to be risking my life going to Saudi Arabia to do comedy shows, but we can get 1.5. But no, you can't do that, Skip. Come on, Skip. Anyway. I feel like you should be able to offer without getting fired.
Bro, why? He did this for her.
He's the boss.
You know, he started getting in shape around about the time she started working there, seems like.
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Chapter 6: What are the latest NFL playoff predictions?
Put some of age woman. She is more than of age. What do you mean by that? That sounds crazy.
She is more than of age. I love you. I'm sorry for them.
I'm really sorry for them. Mrs. Media, I apologize. I hope you take it as a compliment.
Shout out Mrs. Media. You're absolutely beautiful. Your soul is beautiful. That's enough. That was good.
That was good. You do have your mom's feet though.
See, when you butter me up, when you butter me up. That's workplace harassment. Do you ever think he's seen his dad's feet when they were walking out the door? That's too far. That's too far. That's too far.
How many zins you got in right now, bro? That's too far, guys. That's a double peg zin. That's too far.
That's a double peg zin, bro.
That's too far. I'm trying to beat on you, daddy.
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Chapter 7: What strange experiences did Akaash have with exorcism?
Hey, Mom, you're getting a Rolex soon.
You know what's fucked up, though? Yeah, you might. You know what's fucked up, though? That guy has got to agree to sell the Rolex, right? Yes, yeah. So he really got her. Oh, he got her the Rolex? Yo, that's dope, too. If you got it for retail, it's really that guy gave your wife a Rolex. How you gonna let a man buy your wife a Rolex and you paid the tax? That guy got twice here, I think.
Yo, what's this guy's name, yo? Nah, shout him out right now trying to buy your wife gifts for Christmas.
Hey, Scott, you ain't shit, dude. How dare you? You let a cracker? Oh. He's a devil. He's a Jew? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Scott?
He might not be Jewish. He might just work in jewelry. I think, yeah. That's hilarious.
If he ain't Indian, what is that right there? That's hilarious.
If he ain't Indian, what the fuck else could he be?
That's a good point. That's a good point. That's a fucking great point. God damn it. Anyway, shout out to vacation. Vacation is fucking phenomenal. I want us all to go out there to St. Bart's one of these days, man. That was a grown fun. That was grown folks fun. That's how Charlemagne put it. Charlemagne popped over and he came and hung out with us the day. How was Jerry Jones?
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Chapter 8: What did the podcast reveal about telepathy?
So his is there. The Walton's boat that they own. Walmart and shit. The Fertitta's boat. Like, every billionaire. Whose boat were you on? We stayed in a house there. And then, like, you go out to the boat for, like, a party or something like that. Oh, okay, okay. And, yeah, it's crazy. God damn. Yeah, the boat's got helicopters landing on it. It's some crazy shit.
But, yeah, there's other things, like, boats are fucking dumb, I'll be honest with you. I've been saying this. Like, boats are fucking stupid. I've been saying this. Owning one, but not being on it. Being on it's kind of fun, but like you got to take a little bit. It's like, then you're on this boat. If you want to get off the boat, you got to ask somebody. They got to call a boat.
It's just a fucking, I like, I'm a city guy. Like I want to be able to walk somewhere. I want to be able to move on my own. You want to be at a beach looking at the water. I like that. It's great. That's fire. But yeah, it was just, it was fun hanging and it was grownups. It's like the ages are like, the men are like 40 to 70 and the women are like 18 to like 20. Yeah.
there's not a single fat person like when you see a fat person you're like oh shit like you point them out like your whole group points them out you do like you think that they're gonna be on like the sand going like yeah But like the aging, the age was... And how do these young girls, how do they have all that money? Everybody flattens. There's not a single girl that pays to be there. Really?
Yeah, not a single. You don't say. Not a single one. Wow. Not a single girl. Gary Jones probably bought all of them on his fucking yacht. Well, yeah. They get brought out there and they're there for a reason. And there's no lawsuits for Fox Sports 1 about it.
No, no, no. Everybody there knows the deal. Oh, really? It's like that in your face with it? Like...
I'm a married man. You know, I wouldn't know anything about that. I don't know their relations. I don't know what they do. I know there's a lot of link trees in the bios. I know that. Maybe they got shows coming up. Probably that. Probably that. In Chicago.
In Rosemont.
No, no, there was a lot of OnlyFans presence. All right, guys, let's talk about some sports, man. I mean, like, you know, NFL's decided. Playoffs are starting next week. Excited?
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