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Chapter 1: What are the upcoming events for Kill Tony?
Hey, y'all. The number one live podcast in the world is going back out on the road again. Our first time since Madison Square Garden of last year. Truly traveling. As you probably know, night two of Nashville sold out, but you can still get tickets for night one, April 4th. There is also the London O2 Arena.
massive massive arena it's our only show in europe that is june 7th i'm doing stand-up comedy in some arenas like the maverick center just outside of salt lake city utah april 18th reno nevada the grand theater The Honda Center in Anaheim, California. I can't believe I get to go all the way back to the West Coast to do stand-up in a legendary arena like that. In Anaheim, May 9th.
Resorts World in Las Vegas, May 10th. Announcing this week, Connecticut. The Mohegan Sun. I'm doing stand-up on July 11th. Edmonton, Canada. July 18th, Vancouver, September 14th. And if you're a wrestling fan, I will be hosting the Roast of WrestleMania, Sunday night, 420, after night two of WrestleMania, right there in Vegas. Huge guests, huge surprises.
Make sure you check out the Sunset Strip Comedy Club on 6th Street. And of course, the Comedy Mothership. Shows will be going on sale soon for another big Monday release. We love you. God bless America. Enjoy the show.
Hey, this is Redneck coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony H. Glenn!
Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives tonight, huh? And one more time for the best damn band in the land, huh? Live in the flesh, Fernando Castillo, Raul Vallejo, Carlos Sosa, Michael Gonzalez, Nachos Belgrande, Si Senor. That's Big Mike on the drums, huge. It's a little bit bigger every single week. He's growing like a Chia Pet.
Matt Muehling on the electric guitar, ladies and gentlemen. John Dees on the keys. And this is indeed live in the flesh. Dee Madness on the bass guitar. Oh my God. How exciting is this? We have a hell of an episode ahead of us. Before we get started, here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made it all possible. You guys ready to start the fucking show or what?
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Chapter 2: Who are the special guests on this episode?
This is Kill Tony brought to you by ZipRecruiter and Shopify. I'm so excited about tonight's guests. This is actually a repeat of two guests that have been on together before. One of them has the newest special on Amazon called Anonymous. We love him, one of our New York brethren. The other is literally perhaps easily known as the greatest guest in Kill Tony history, former guest of the year.
Oh, my God.
Adam Ray, they're on their fucking feet. They are on their feet. The best fans in the world.
Sit your fucking asses down. Rich Voss has the newest special on Amazon. It's called Anonymous. Welcome, Rich. Thank you for having me.
And I'm glad because I requested Adam.
Yeah, yeah.
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Chapter 3: What is the comedic style of William Montgomery?
And thank you for coming, Adam. I'm telling you, this is great.
It's good to be back. I love it. Ladies and gentlemen, the man, the myth, the legend. A lot of people mention his name when they're on this show. Where do I even begin? The great Tony Caruso's favorite comedian. Dr. Phil's favorite comedian. Fucking Jeremy's favorite comedian. Dumb bitch girl. What's her name? Why am I... Elaine. Elaine's favorite comedian.
A lot of people... You should remember her. You tried to fuck me in costume that night. Yeah. Red Bank. How do you not remember that? Red Bank gets enough vodka Red Bulls in him. He just goes for what he sees. Happy to be back.
I love this fucking show. Dude, good to see you again. And we love you. And my wife, who loves this show, is seeing it live for the first time tonight. Give it up for her. She's fucking here. The very best. We love her. Not gay.
And my wife is home fucking somebody else.
Keep it going for Rich Voss. That's a big deal. He let somebody step in.
And I will not wait another moment before saying that Adam Ray just launched a 40 city plus comedy tour. Adamraycomedy.com. The man is fucking thriving. It's me.
We got one as Phil going.
Dr. Phil is on tour. You can get those tickets at adamraycomedy.com. All of these shows are unbelievable. Adam and I were door guys together at the Comedy Store 17 and a half fucking years ago.
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Chapter 4: How do comedians prepare for their Kill Tony appearance?
Oh, what do you mean, Tony?
Yikes. Leave it in, Yoni. Filipino.
Oh, hello, do you want some French fried rice?
French fried rice, yes. A very popular treat in Filipino culture. What else have you got?
That's still Danny Glover, by the way. Yeah.
Tony! Okay, yeah. Who was that? I was going for Antonio Banderas or something like that. Oh, yeah. Tony, where's my horse, man? That wasn't as good. That's a spot on.
Can you do an impression of a guy that uses hair conditioner?
What the fuck is that supposed to mean, Rick?
Oh, because I don't have hair? If that thing was any drier, it'd be my wife's pussy.
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Chapter 5: What is the lifestyle of a comedian living in a van?
Because you have a look. You have a look in which that would kind of be hilarious. It would be funny if you did that and, like, had, like, a prank show and videotaped the parents around that are, like, watching you watching the kids and, like... I don't know. I'll think about it. Okay, good. There you go.
We have a pitch set up with Tubi, so we'd love to include that.
Yeah.
Yep. Deals are in place with Tubi. Uh... William, we love you. I got to tell you, you look better than ever. You look healthier than ever. The Ro Machine is doing you good. Thank you, Tony. How about your first comedian of the night, William Montgomery, huh? It's as big of a deal as it gets to start the show. And now we switch over to the bucket. We're going to meet this person all together.
Absolutely anything can happen. Every regular, every golden ticket winner, they were all found out of this very bucket with a little undertaker watching. Anything can happen. Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Cameron Frisk. Cameron Frisk.
Thank you, sir. Fuck yeah. I don't know about you guys, but I'm kind of tired of divorced people getting remarried, acting like I should give a fuck again. You need to come to the rehearsal. You got to come to the rehearsal. Bitch, it's your third wedding. The fuck are we rehearsing? You've walked down the aisle to live in on a prayer three times.
Different groom, same finger, figure it the fuck out. But Cameron, I know it's important, you gotta fit it into your schedule. You gotta fit it into your schedule. How about you fit into your first wedding dress? And I'll fit it into my schedule. Yeah, all those wedding cakes are adding up, mom, you fat bitch. Yeah, my mom loves that joke. Yeah, my mom's always wanted one thing, too.
It's just for one of her children to be successful, which has always hurt, because I'm an only child. I was like, all right, let me spitball you this idea. How about you have another kid and give this one to a mom that won't fuck it up? How about that? I'm Cameron motherfucking Frisk. Thank you, guys.
Cameron Frisk. A rare episode where we have two Confederate soldiers back to back. Absolutely incredible. The South has risen again. Do you know a lot of divorced people that are getting remarried?
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Chapter 6: How does Kansei Yasuda blend cultural influences into comedy?
It goes straight to, like, let's go to your van. I want to meet your cat. Right? I guess they figure if... Is there more to that? Yeah. You want to finish it? I guess they figure if I haven't killed the cat yet, you know? Okay. That's it, yeah. Charlie G., ladies and gentlemen.
You really live in a van? Yeah. Yeah. You're the first comedian tonight that... Looks like they don't live in a van. Yeah, I do. It's incredible. You have a good, you clean up your act. You're out there looking professional.
You look like you sold the van to the guy. And you were like, I swear I didn't come in this thing. Right, right. I used to do real estate in New York.
Incredible.
You live in a van. It looks like you live in a hearse. Yeah.
No, I'm not Dylan. Dylan Slaughter.
When three people show up and they only have a table for two, how do you handle it? Okay, he looked like a Major D. It didn't work.
I'm already fucking six for six. Rich, relax. Just take a breath. When it doesn't work, you don't have to say it didn't work because they definitely know it didn't work. You're like a guy that's out at third base. The umpire's like, you're out, and you go to the crowd. I'm out, everybody. I did not make it to third base. I was out. Okay, let's get back to Charlie here. What's up? Old Charlie boy.
How old are you? How old am I? I'm 32. 32 years old. How long have you lived in the van?
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