Jim Talley
Appearances
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
All right, how y'all doing tonight, good? Fuck yeah, give it up for my partner in crime there. Ah, shit, let's see if this joke works, too. All right. All right, here we go. Oh, shit, my homeboy just came to my house the other day crying because he found a video of his girlfriend sucking a dick. I know, man, the fucked up part about it was the dick was mine. I know, man, hear me out.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Here's where the shit got fucked up. I had to then sit there and listen to this motherfucker's critiques on my dick as if it wasn't mine. Motherfucker was spazzing too. He was like, how the fuck she gonna cheat on me with that? My dick way bigger than his. I'm just looking like, I mean, nigga, it's not little, right? Maybe it's easier on her jawline or something, my nigga.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Why you dick shaming, nigga? I was defending an unknown penis, essentially, right? All right. Oh, shit. Well, that's it. Guys, thank you, man.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
I started in South Florida. I went to North Dakota for one year, and now I'm here. Wow. What made you go to North Dakota? I knew this question was coming. Yeah. Believe it or not, white dick, if I'm being honest with you. My sister married a white man. Yeah, dick was so good, I moved there. Okay.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Shit, that's an interesting story. So, uh... She actually, they met in South Florida on one vacation. I used to live in Africa, right? Yeah, just to, I have to preempt that. But no, so they met in Florida and he fell in love with black pussy so much that he went to Africa. And then she moved back to North Dakota and life was cheaper and I was tired of Florida. And I was like, you know what?
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Exactly, exactly. Africa. Exactly. Oh my God. I know, I know. They're still married to this day, goddammit. Wow, that is incredible. Shout out, Justin.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
You're goddamn right. You're goddamn right. He looks like a white Pete Davidson, if I'm being honest with you. Well, Pete Davidson is a white Pete Davidson, so... Oh, I said oops.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Oh, Shane. Oh, yeah, that's right. What? I got it. I'm black. I'm wearing all black and shit.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Worked, yeah. And what do you do now? I am working for another company in sales. Okay.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
I do. I do. Yeah. She followed me up to North Dakota and down here as well.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
No, it's okay. Yeah, I know. I do look like a security guard right now. I get it.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
No, I wear them. I was actually wearing them, but, like, you know, it's dark now. Yeah. Yeah. Incredible.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Surprisingly, no. No, because before I cut my hair, I actually had blonde hair, and they're just not used to seeing black guys up there, so I didn't look threatening at all. You had blonde hair? Yeah, Cam Patterson told me to cut it off because he said my hair looked like it had AIDS. Don't laugh at that. Fuck that nigga.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Like I said, I grew up overseas. I speak multiple languages. I speak French, for example. You speak French? What did you just say? I speak French 100%. I'm 100% fluent in French. Wow. What other languages do you speak? An African dialect called Wolof, Bretman. Don't you play that shit. Oh, wait a second.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
My name is Fee. I killed Tony. Wow. Okay. What does that mean? So I just say, hey, I'm here. I killed Tony. And I'm saying pretty much good blessings to you guys. Let's go, dude.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
I know how to do nunchucks. Really? I swear to God. I don't have them on me, but I do know. Do we have any?