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Will Owens

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KILL TONY

#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS

6230.014

What's the return policy on an orphan? Anybody know? Is it 30 days? Do I still need the receipt? At this point, I'll take store credit. This little nigga got to go. They told me he was refurbished good as new. Hey, he came out that box broken, all right? Oh, before I get out of here, somebody please take a picture of me so my wife doesn't think I'm cheating. Will Owens. You have one more?

KILL TONY

#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS

6261.118

I was gonna say, just send her the picture in three hours.

KILL TONY

#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS

6335.665

Yeah, I'm not from Houston.

KILL TONY

#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS

6338.806

San Bernardino, California. What made you move to Houston? It's cheaper. Okay. All right. Yeah, that's about it.

KILL TONY

#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS

6350.472

I'm a staff and agency recruiter.

KILL TONY

#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS

6353.634

All right. You like that job? Yeah, I love it. Okay. Yeah.

KILL TONY

#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS

6361.446

Everybody likes you.

KILL TONY

#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS

6381.916

Only to my friends. I can't be my true self to strangers.

KILL TONY

#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS

6456.004

That wouldn't? Anything. I met one of my brothers when I was in, like, high school. Whoa. Yeah, I didn't even know he existed that week before.

KILL TONY

#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS

6475.082

Low-hanging fruit, that one. Was it emotional? Fuck no. Yeah, no. It was like a ghetto Maury episode and shit.

KILL TONY

#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS

6520.464

No, I don't think either one of us knew he existed, for real. My sister's good friend, she was hanging out, and my sister's good friend's mom walked in, asked her her name. She told her her full name. She was like, oh, are you related to Willie Owens Jr.? And she was like, that's my dad. And then she was like, oh, you want to meet your brother? And then she was like...

KILL TONY

#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS

6542.028

little nigga, come in here, meet your sister. So cash. And then my sister called me like, little nigga, come in here, meet your brother.

KILL TONY

#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS

6580.212

Just for real, just being a father, comedy, right every day.

KILL TONY

#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS

6588.299

No, it's a girl.

KILL TONY

#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS

6603.353

Yeah, I was happy. I would have been happy no matter what it was, you know? I just wanted a healthy kid. What's the toughest part about being a dad? Toughest part about being a dad? Staying there. Yep.