Cameron Frisk
Appearances
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Thank you, sir. Fuck yeah. I don't know about you guys, but I'm kind of tired of divorced people getting remarried, acting like I should give a fuck again. You need to come to the rehearsal. You got to come to the rehearsal. Bitch, it's your third wedding. The fuck are we rehearsing? You've walked down the aisle to live in on a prayer three times.
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Different groom, same finger, figure it the fuck out. But Cameron, I know it's important, you gotta fit it into your schedule. You gotta fit it into your schedule. How about you fit into your first wedding dress? And I'll fit it into my schedule. Yeah, all those wedding cakes are adding up, mom, you fat bitch. Yeah, my mom loves that joke. Yeah, my mom's always wanted one thing, too.
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
It's just for one of her children to be successful, which has always hurt, because I'm an only child. I was like, all right, let me spitball you this idea. How about you have another kid and give this one to a mom that won't fuck it up? How about that? I'm Cameron motherfucking Frisk. Thank you, guys.
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Yeah, I literally went to this girl's third wedding. It's insane. White trash people love just fucking, I don't know, destroying vows with people. It's crazy. Yeah.
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
A year and eight months. Let's go. Where are you from? I'm from Ojai, California. Oh. What's your fallback plan? Fallback plan? Go back to doing construction like I already was.
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
No, there's no standup in Ojai. So I was going to like Ventura and then driving to LA a bunch when I was in California.
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Chewing tobacco, PBR, all the good stuff. Right, absolutely. What do you do for work? Well, now I'm a barista because I quit construction when I moved here.
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
No, a lot of lesbians, but you've been there. There's hot women that work there. Wait, I've been to the coffee shop in Ojai? No, to the one in Austin where I work now. Prana. Oh, okay. You work here. Yeah, I work. I know I do. I was a house painter for like 14 years and moved here. Literally couldn't get a job doing anything. There's jobs everywhere. Couldn't get hired.
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
They didn't want me, I guess. Did you try? I did try. I applied to like 300 jobs. It's crazy.
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Dream job? Well, obviously this, but I don't know, probably owning a contracting business to build shit if this doesn't work out.
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
No, I brought my girlfriend here. I brought Santa to the beach. I'm an idiot. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
She works in tech, so she's crushing it. Wow. She works in construction tech.
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Yeah, well, don't cheat on her. That'll do it. Don't get married to her quite yet.
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Uh... To keep things exciting. I don't know. She's a badass. She's fun. I don't know. If you made more money than her, what would your answer be? We'd be on a boat. Yeah, we'd be doing funner things, I think.
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
It's nice. My body doesn't hurt after the other day. But it is weird, like, now everything's about sustenance, because at first, like, sustenance and fruit was gay when you're on the construction site. So it is weird being in, like, a pink apron, being, like, selling coffee now.