Charlie G.
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What's up, y'all? If I kill myself and find out reincarnation's real, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. You know? I don't know if you guys... I don't know if you guys can tell, but I live in a van, right? And ever since I started living in a van, I came out as a hobosexual, right? Meaning that I sleep with women for their bed, right? I'm always on Tinder trying to find a place to stay.
What's up, y'all? If I kill myself and find out reincarnation's real, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. You know? I don't know if you guys... I don't know if you guys can tell, but I live in a van, right? And ever since I started living in a van, I came out as a hobosexual, right? Meaning that I sleep with women for their bed, right? I'm always on Tinder trying to find a place to stay.
What's up, y'all? If I kill myself and find out reincarnation's real, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. You know? I don't know if you guys... I don't know if you guys can tell, but I live in a van, right? And ever since I started living in a van, I came out as a hobosexual, right? Meaning that I sleep with women for their bed, right? I'm always on Tinder trying to find a place to stay.
And they always say the same thing, right? They're always like, you just want to fuck me and leave, right? And I always have to go, oh, I'm for sure staying. You know? My kink is shower sex. It is pretty, like, sketchy dating women, like, while living in a van, right? Like, they never want to come back to it until they find out I have a cat, right? And that just flips the script, right?
And they always say the same thing, right? They're always like, you just want to fuck me and leave, right? And I always have to go, oh, I'm for sure staying. You know? My kink is shower sex. It is pretty, like, sketchy dating women, like, while living in a van, right? Like, they never want to come back to it until they find out I have a cat, right? And that just flips the script, right?
And they always say the same thing, right? They're always like, you just want to fuck me and leave, right? And I always have to go, oh, I'm for sure staying. You know? My kink is shower sex. It is pretty, like, sketchy dating women, like, while living in a van, right? Like, they never want to come back to it until they find out I have a cat, right? And that just flips the script, right?
It goes straight to, like, let's go to your van. I want to meet your cat. Right? I guess they figure if... Is there more to that? Yeah. You want to finish it? I guess they figure if I haven't killed the cat yet, you know? Okay. That's it, yeah. Charlie G., ladies and gentlemen.
It goes straight to, like, let's go to your van. I want to meet your cat. Right? I guess they figure if... Is there more to that? Yeah. You want to finish it? I guess they figure if I haven't killed the cat yet, you know? Okay. That's it, yeah. Charlie G., ladies and gentlemen.
It goes straight to, like, let's go to your van. I want to meet your cat. Right? I guess they figure if... Is there more to that? Yeah. You want to finish it? I guess they figure if I haven't killed the cat yet, you know? Okay. That's it, yeah. Charlie G., ladies and gentlemen.
No, I'm not Dylan. Dylan Slaughter.
No, I'm not Dylan. Dylan Slaughter.
No, I'm not Dylan. Dylan Slaughter.
I started full-time about November.
I started full-time about November.
I started full-time about November.
A part-time van liver before? Yeah, well, I lived in an apartment and the van for a minute, for like a year. Exactly.
A part-time van liver before? Yeah, well, I lived in an apartment and the van for a minute, for like a year. Exactly.
A part-time van liver before? Yeah, well, I lived in an apartment and the van for a minute, for like a year. Exactly.
Well, I have the apartment. And then, like, if I wanted to travel for the weekend, like, or for, like, a week, I had, like, no hotel to worry about. I can go anywhere. I lived in, like, New York City at the time. So, like, well, Jersey City. So I would just go.
Well, I have the apartment. And then, like, if I wanted to travel for the weekend, like, or for, like, a week, I had, like, no hotel to worry about. I can go anywhere. I lived in, like, New York City at the time. So, like, well, Jersey City. So I would just go.
Well, I have the apartment. And then, like, if I wanted to travel for the weekend, like, or for, like, a week, I had, like, no hotel to worry about. I can go anywhere. I lived in, like, New York City at the time. So, like, well, Jersey City. So I would just go.
No. Not at all. It's not that big.
No. Not at all. It's not that big.
No. Not at all. It's not that big.
Yeah, I did real estate for everything out of college, and then I hated it, and I lived in a van for all of last year. Started comedy last year. You love it? Yeah, it's great.
Yeah, I did real estate for everything out of college, and then I hated it, and I lived in a van for all of last year. Started comedy last year. You love it? Yeah, it's great.
Yeah, I did real estate for everything out of college, and then I hated it, and I lived in a van for all of last year. Started comedy last year. You love it? Yeah, it's great.
It's a 2006 Sprinter, so it's not a nice Sprinter. There you go. Good question.
It's a 2006 Sprinter, so it's not a nice Sprinter. There you go. Good question.
It's a 2006 Sprinter, so it's not a nice Sprinter. There you go. Good question.
No, a sliding door, but there's solar panels, like a stove.
No, a sliding door, but there's solar panels, like a stove.
No, a sliding door, but there's solar panels, like a stove.
It's comfortable. I got a bed. Okay. You got a bed. Yeah.
It's comfortable. I got a bed. Okay. You got a bed. Yeah.
It's comfortable. I got a bed. Okay. You got a bed. Yeah.
I mean, in Austin, I just go back to their place. Like, that homosexual was, like, actually my life.
I mean, in Austin, I just go back to their place. Like, that homosexual was, like, actually my life.
I mean, in Austin, I just go back to their place. Like, that homosexual was, like, actually my life.
Oh, man. Like, kindergarten, I shit myself. Kindergarten? Yeah.
Oh, man. Like, kindergarten, I shit myself. Kindergarten? Yeah.
Oh, man. Like, kindergarten, I shit myself. Kindergarten? Yeah.