Rich Voss
Appearances
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Rich? It's very funny, but as a Jew, when you came out like this, a little offensive.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Keep doing this, man. A year and eight months is nothing. You just keep fucking doing it. And let me tell you something. You do it. I'm pretty...
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
That's a different place. Now, when you're making coffee and construction guys come in, do you get kind of jealous? You know what I mean?
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
When three people show up and they only have a table for two, how do you handle it? Okay, he looked like a Major D. It didn't work.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
But it's pretty much the same thing. Now, with your van, do you have a fake cast and a couch?
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Thank you. Wait. That's fucking one of the best jokes you'll ever hear. What the fuck? What the hell happened here?
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
The serial killer that had a fake fucking cast and a couch and he had a van and he would go to colleges and go, hey, can you help me get the couch on the van? What year was this?
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
And if you pick up a homeless girl, you could drop her off anywhere.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
No, because I thought he was fine. Listen, I'm doing a firehouse in Allentown, and if you want to open, I could have you.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
And thank you for coming, Adam. I'm telling you, this is great.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
I didn't think Shane's liver had this much energy right here. What? Who? Shane's liver.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
I said to him, I go, is this funny? He goes, you got to do it. This motherfucker. I love your blaming Adam on your fucking jokes. He said it was funny. It's weird. My oldest daughter married a black dude. I mean, so I heard they're family.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Yeah. I'm not racist. Wow. People think I'm racist because I have two drinking fountains at my house. No signs above them.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
When you lived in Africa and you would walk down to the river to do your laundry... No, I took the zebra, nigga.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
I don't know if it's a prison outfit. It's fucking culottes. You got shorts. That's a prison outfit? And the streak continues.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
It doesn't matter. The problem is I came out too hot. Did you walk here? What? Because your knuckles are scraped. Oh, my God.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
This guy's got the fucking... I know how to pick him. He's going to end up on SNL. I guarantee it.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
I was fucking shell-shocked from the whole night. What the fuck? I didn't know that was a dude. I got fucking hard for nothing.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
When you said they feed her three times a day, I just said, no shit.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
No, listen. Look, you're doing comedy. You're having fun. Do it all before you go to hell. That's what I'm... Yeah.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
630. I like your fucking J's. You look good, man. New sneakers, fucking... You know about... Do you know what J's are? I got 50 pairs.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Hell, yeah. Has anybody ever tried to use you as a dildo? Oh. Okay.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Oh, because I don't have hair? If that thing was any drier, it'd be my wife's pussy.