Juanita
Appearances
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
What shouldn't I say? Hey, so I started working at a restaurant and I'm annoyed with my manager because she doesn't say anything to the little kids running around. And I used to be a corporate manager and I would lie. So I'd be like, hey, you guys, we don't want the kids running around because we have some broken glass.
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Or, hey, y'all, we just had a service dog eat a piece of Oreo cheesecake and diarrhea all over the main dining room. We're going to want to keep the kids right here. Hey y'all, our buster's a registered sex offender. And he's really horny. And your kids are super hot. So we're just gonna wanna keep them neatly stowed right here at the table. Anybody uncircumcised? Yeah, me too.
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
So, right now, I'm working at a restaurant. Actually, I'm working at a restaurant. What are you doing at the restaurant? Uh, just serving. Just serving, uh, rotisserie chicken that costs $36 at a restaurant called Fresa's. Oh, I actually like that place.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Should I not love it? No, they're amazing. Actually, they feed us three times a day. They're amazing. They're a great company.
KILL TONY
#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
I knew my whole life, but I didn't do it until I was, like, 30. Hmm.
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
Um... Oh, because, like, I got, like, a linguistics degree, and I wanted to be an interpreter. And so, like, I don't know. I just couldn't... I didn't know how to navigate, like, the professional and then, like, also being trans. So I just... I was, like, trans around, like, my friends. Were your friends trans? No. Right.
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#712 - ADAM RAY + RICH VOS
I actually didn't really, like, have any trans friends until I moved to Austin.
KILL TONY
#694 - SHAWN GARDINI + TOMMY POPE
How many of you Kill Tony people are unvaccinated? Don't get it. Don't get the vaccine. I'm transgender now. Didn't happen until after a second booster and a Bud Light. Drink Shiner, keep it local. Sometimes I like to go to gender reveal parties. And drown the room in negative energy. You don't fucking know!
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#694 - SHAWN GARDINI + TOMMY POPE
I just thought it was really fucking obvious. And then actually, like, Amy O... It is, it is, it is, it is.
KILL TONY
#694 - SHAWN GARDINI + TOMMY POPE
I thought you were going to be like, so what does your dick look like?
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#694 - SHAWN GARDINI + TOMMY POPE
Sort of. My entire life. He's a lady. He's a lady. Yeah, my entire life since I was a little kid. Really? Yeah, it was a huge secret and then I didn't actually... Transition until I was like 30.
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#694 - SHAWN GARDINI + TOMMY POPE
Yeah, but I'm collecting unemployment. I worked for a tech company doing translations, and then they had the same.
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#694 - SHAWN GARDINI + TOMMY POPE
Yeah, like bartending or doing whatever. You know how to bartend?
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#694 - SHAWN GARDINI + TOMMY POPE
Just like a classic, actual martini, so stirred, not shaken. Gin, dry, lemon twist.
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#694 - SHAWN GARDINI + TOMMY POPE
I like doing impressions, and I like to paint. Okay. Huh?
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#694 - SHAWN GARDINI + TOMMY POPE
I'm kind of into gingers. You're into gingers? I was just kidding. I hope not.
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#694 - SHAWN GARDINI + TOMMY POPE
When I was a kid, we did not play ding dong ditch. We just ditch our friend ding dong. That's very good.
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#694 - SHAWN GARDINI + TOMMY POPE
All right. The last experience I had was kind of embarrassing. I was working for a show on 6th. And this really kind of handsome, younger guy, he walked by and he gave me eyes. And he was like, you should go into our show. And so we let him in the show and I performed. I got off stage. He like hugged me and then like made out with him. And he goes, I don't think Mithra's gonna like this.
KILL TONY
#694 - SHAWN GARDINI + TOMMY POPE
You don't think what? He said, I don't think Mithra is gonna like this. What the fuck's Mithra? That's what I said. I was like, who the fuck is Mithra? And he goes, oh, she's the goddess. Her and Yeshua, they guide me. I was like, are you homeless? And he was like, yeah. I was like... Wow.
KILL TONY
#694 - SHAWN GARDINI + TOMMY POPE
I have a more interesting one. Okay. Rick Diaz showed me what vanish mode was on Instagram. He showed me his wiener.
KILL TONY
#694 - SHAWN GARDINI + TOMMY POPE
Well, I don't know if it was big or if it just looked big in his pan's labyrinth hand choking it. Wow. But it seemed big.
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#694 - SHAWN GARDINI + TOMMY POPE
I was going to say, I do have Shania Twain as an alarm clock just to remember.