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Chapter 1: Who are the guests on this episode of Kill Tony?
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Hey, this is Grant Beck, coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas, for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Get up for Tony! Let's go!
Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh? Yippee! Make some noise for Red Band, ladies and gentlemen. What's up, everyone? And that's the best damn band in all of the land, proving it yet again. Make some noise for them, everybody. Fernando Castillo, Raul Vallejo, Carlos Sosa, Nachos Belgrande. That is Big Mike, believe it or not. That is...
He's the biggest little boy we've ever seen in our lives. Isn't he adorable, ladies and gentlemen? A micro machine of a drummer. How about a hand for the great Matt Muehling, everybody? Fresh off of an audition to be one of the new Home Alone villains, clearly. The great John Dees is here, everyone. and absolutely adorable, dressed like a skeleton tonight.
Ladies and gentlemen, that is indeed D-Madness on the bass. Oh my goodness. Everything is in its place. The crew is golden tonight. Before we get started, here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made it all possible. Who's ready to start tonight's fucking show, huh? Ladies and gentlemen, two of my favorite comedians, two of the best guests in the history of the show.
Yeah.
There he is. There they are. Kevin Ryan, H. Foley, on a beautiful, beautiful Monday evening. Welcome, gentlemen.
Let's fucking go, mothership. Goddamn.
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Chapter 2: What is the 'Are You Garbage?' podcast about?
Yeah, beautiful.
Oh, look at this guy trying to make it in showbiz. This guy wants to be in one of his lady's Disney commercials. Absolutely beautiful, Tony. No, I'm kidding. All right. Adam, welcome, welcome. How's it going? So how do you feel about all this? How do you think that minute went for you?
I think it went pretty well. Pretty well. Yeah.
All right. Okay. Some of those people think that. Some people. That's about the amount of people that voted for Kamala Harris in the last election. It's a small percentage. I love it. Adam, tell us something that we don't already know about. What do you do for work again? Jesus Christ. How could you forget? Oh, my God. You've been doing stand-up for two years.
You started because your girl was kind of doing improv and sketch, right?
Yeah, so she started about two years ago. I started about a year ago. Okay. Yeah.
All right. And what's the highlight of your comedy career so far? What's the most fun you've ever had doing this?
I got to do the Ice House a few weeks ago.
In Pasadena?
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Chapter 3: What is Enrique Chacon's comedic style?
Javier, did you get a little joke book lesson? I got a little one lesson. There you go, and that remains the same. Doing it. Javier Ramirez, everybody. What the fuck was that? Put that in the mic stand, Javier. Jesus Christ. What kind of Ramirez doesn't finish the job? Put the mic where you found it. Put it on the X, you crazy bastard. This fucking diva over here.
You can't close with a woman or a set. Javier Ramirez. Ladies and gentlemen, we have another, not even a regular, not a golden ticket winner. He's always been a special utensil, a very polarizing figure. You know? Word is that the people on the internet don't like him. People in live crowds love him, it seems. We can't really... He's one of the most polarizing figures in the history of the show.
Here, with a new minute, make some noise for the long-awaited return of Uncle Lazer.
All right, bitch, relax. You hear who I'm talking about? Listen, Kanye West said, if you fucking a fat bitch, it means you a broke bitch, okay? Y'all might as well call me Section 8 Housing, all right? Because I love a thick bitch. Where my thick bitches at? I can hear your mouth breathing. Calm down. I can hear your mouth breathing. I like a bitch built like a nose tackle, like a worn sap.
They said, where y'all meet? I said, in the fucking agap, of course. That's where we met, right? I once met a thick Mexican bitch at a quinceana the other day. It's a Mexican birthday party, okay? She was sitting there looking like Nacho Libre. I said, hello, how you doing, darling? She was breastfeeding a seven-year-old.
which I thought that was a little olden age to be doing all that, but la familia, you know, whatever. But she had that second titty out just blowing around in a breeze. I said, now who's that for? I went in there and got me a little suckle. That shit tasted like horchata. I love her very much. My name's Uncle Lazer. Y'all been great. Wow.
Uncle Lazer. Showing growth. Showing improvement. A grower. A grower. A grower. He just keeps growing while still being five feet, one inch. Okay, dude. Grew up by a power plant.
I'm built like a Clydesdale.
Something like that. Something like that. I loved it, man. Pure momentum through the whole set where my thick ladies at. A lot of them in the back. There was a lot of them back there. A lot of noise in the darkness. A lot of ladies like, please, not near the front. Not near the front. You could tell. The back went wild for the thick ladies. How's it going, Uncle Lazer? Going good.
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