Seth Tilley
Appearances
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
Good morning. I tried to get a job at Goodwill. They turned me down. I couldn't pass the background check. So now I work for the airlines. All kinds of shit goes on there. I walked into the back room. I have a bad filter on my mouth. I walk into the back room and it smells like pot and pussy in the back room. It was 10 bags that needed to be, you know, just rerouted to Atlanta, Georgia, whatever.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
And it smelled like pot and pussy. And I wanted to be a respectful man. I went for another P word. I said, walk in, I said, smells like pot and piss. Well, my supervisor looks at me, female, she looks at me and says, it's your upper lip. I look back at her, I told her, it's your lower cunt. Who remembers the movie Deliverance? They're making a sequel. It's called Deliverance. Okay.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
What do you do for work? I literally work for the airlines. You really do? Yes, sir. Holy shit.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
At the airport. How does it stop? You can't trust a pill that you take, and you can spell it backwards, and it still spells the same name. That's for once. I was on two milligrams of Xanax, Tony. And I don't know how much that is. That's a Xanax board. And you can break them into four quarters. I call that user friendly.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
Y'all want to know? So you take it and... A lot of people, it knocks out. Right. Not me. It just puts my ass into an almost sexual feeling. Wait, what? You know when you're just relieved? That life of stress? Did you say a homosexual feeling? No, he said almost sexual.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
You caught it like it's a fish? No, more like a catcher's mitt. How long have you been off Xanax? Three hours. Yeah. Year and a half. Year and a half, y'all. Yeah. Yeah, like, it's a fight. It's a bad fight, y'all. The alcohol in Xanax, the beer with it, it's like, it's like, there's a tingling, the feelings, I'm up. Like, I'm being, like, real. Yeah.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
Yeah, I have a master's degree in criminal justice. Yep. Okay. Yep. I have a hands-on experience, not from the good side. So I do computer work, and I actually gave Ramban a... Ray-Ban? Oops.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
Oops. Right? I gave him a firmware update earlier, but he's going to deny it. But to his phone, yep. Wow. This is absolutely incredible what's happening here. It was on Wi-Fi 4. He wasn't on 2.6. I feel like I'm on Xanax. What the fuck are you talking about?
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
Yeah, he's checking. It's not going to show you. It's not going to tell you that I gave you that update. Come on now. What does that mean?
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
Yes, he was not on 802.11.ax and he knows exactly what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. Look, I'm denying it. Oh, yeah. Look, he's checking it.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
I'm just a computer nerd. I'm fucking with you right there. I'm fucking with you, man. Here's a little joke book, my friend.