Adam Mitchell
Appearances
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
So I want to tell you about the time Mormons came to my door to spread the word of Jesus Christ for the first time. I was a 13-year-old kid. You knock on the door. I open it. Hello, sir. Can we please talk to you about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ? Really? Get the fuck out of here. They're like, no, we have to. Plus, he's watching. I'm like, all right. Here's my mom.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
You know, they always ask for the parent. My mom's like the most Jewish lady ever. She comes to the door. Hello, boys. How can I help you? They're like, hello, miss. Can we talk to you about Jesus? Follow me. I do have a pile of leaves, two rakes, and a trash can. If you please clean the leaves, I'd love to listen to you talk about Jesus." And they did.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
And they mowed the lawn, and they cleaned out the garage, and they came back. I think my mom was the only person on our little town abusing, I mean, listening to these kids. It was great. They were doing the Lord's work and my work. I didn't have to do chores for months. All right, thanks guys. All right, Adam Mitchell.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
Yeah, so she started about two years ago. I started about a year ago. Okay. Yeah.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
I mean, it is in Southern California, so I got a ton of Mexican friends and people I admire, and they're just super prideful people.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
i love taco salad all right all right okay so what do you say about the mexicans on stage so mexico only has one gas station pemex and mexicans love to put pemex stickers on their car and like you never see anybody with like an arco sticker but you'll see you know americans with nasa stickers it's a cool government agency they've went to the moon, allegedly.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
So what Mexicans, I guess, are thinking is, you know, Pemex may not get us to Mars, but it will get us across the border.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
Raised by my single mom, was one of the only Jews in our little town. You know, regular kids would ask me if Jews celebrated Thanksgiving every November. You know, just normal. Yeah. Yeah.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
Yeah, we're from the same town. We're high school sweethearts. Man, wow.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
I don't know what's going on. Was there? I mean, you get called Jew here and there, but I do it right back, you know. Yeah, that would qualify. Yeah.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
Oh, she's great. She just retired. She paints murals at the school she retired from. Yeah, she's an artist.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
I just make sure everything gets made and gets to the warehouse before it's supposed to launch. That's what I would say if you asked me what supply chain management is.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
Yeah. Well, I love cars, so I think dying in a car accident because I drive a lot. I love cars, so probably dying in a car accident, driving too fast and being too reckless. Do you drive fast? What kind of car do you have? I have an E90 BMW 328. It's nothing crazy, but... Whoa. It's 14 years old. Yeah, it's sick. You are Jewish, yeah. Wow.