Gus Horn
Appearances
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
Hey. Good to be here. My name is Gus Horn. I'm 32 years old. I live in Atlanta, Georgia these days. I don't know if you can tell from my accent, but I am fat. I've been trying to work, and I've been going to the gym. I got a trainer at the gym. Got so happy losing weight. You know, the trainer's like, Gus, what are your goals at the gym? Do you want to bulk or do you want to cut?
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
I was like, dude, just want to see my dick again, man. That's... Without a mirror, that's... I started losing weight recently and people ask, I want to ask you, how much weight do you want to lose? What's your goal weight? And I never knew how to answer that because I haven't been small since I was small. So I don't know.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
But recently I figured out my goal weight is I want to lose enough weight so that I can go skydiving. I don't know if you guys know there's a weight limit for skydiving and I am too fat for gravity apparently. So that's my goal. I want to go skydiving twice actually. Anybody can go once. There's no... No requirement if it's a one-time thing, you know? Thank you. Gus Horn.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
Oh, man, I worked in New Jersey for a while and also in Austria, in Vienna, Austria. Wow. Is that where that accent comes from? No, I'm Brazilian.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
My last job was about a year and a half ago, and I've been trying to do comedy full-time since then, but I'm running out of money, so we'll see.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
Well, I started comedy when I was about to finish my master's about eight years ago. And then I figured if I had spent all that money and time studying, I would do that for a little while while I did comedy. And then last job I had, I was able to save a little bit of money. So I've been trying to do it full time the last year and a half. Where do you do it at?
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
Mostly in Atlanta, pretty much every day. But I've traveled all over. I've done it over 20 countries.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
I was born in Washington, D.C., but my parents moved back when I was a baby and I lived there until I was 16. Horn, not a Brazilian name, right? It's one of my last names. It's like from the German side, but my last name is Pereira.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
Yeah, I think it's from the German before what you're thinking of, yeah.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
I worked in decommissioned power plants, so they were shut off already, but when I was doing an internship, there was a guy who got caught growing weed inside the power plant.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
Oh man, I became single about 10 days before Valentine's Day of last year. Okay.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
We got our puppy together and then we broke up two weeks later.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
I was living in Austria and there was a breeder in Hungary and so they brought it over. Wow. And then, yeah, she kept the dog. What kind of dog? An Australian Shepherd. Okay. He's cute. Yeah, he's nice. What was his name?
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
I saw him a couple months ago. I went back to where I used to live, and we met up for a couple times. So I saw the dog, yeah.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
We had a lot of issues before, for sure. Yes, it was a bad decision, but it seemed good at the time, yeah.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
No, this was in Austria, when I was visiting there. In Austria.
KILL TONY
#708 - H. FOLEY + KEVIN RYAN
And then what happened? Then we got drinks and then we went back to our place. That's right.