Phoenix Provocateur

So one of the best parts about my life right now is that my boyfriend goes to work all day and then he wants to come home and suck my dick. So sometimes going around straight people feels like going cow tipping. Are they awake? Are they not? We'll get there.

So one of the best parts about my life right now is that my boyfriend goes to work all day and then he wants to come home and suck my dick. So sometimes going around straight people feels like going cow tipping. Are they awake? Are they not? We'll get there.

So over the holidays, my great-grandma told me that the best nigga to be, or the worst nigga to be, my bad, the worst nigga to be is a white nigga. Now, this is a 90-year-old woman. She tells me shit like that all the time. She told me when she was little that she used to terrorize white kids by saying, God loves us more because... He took the time to color us in. I think it makes sense.

So over the holidays, my great-grandma told me that the best nigga to be, or the worst nigga to be, my bad, the worst nigga to be is a white nigga. Now, this is a 90-year-old woman. She tells me shit like that all the time. She told me when she was little that she used to terrorize white kids by saying, God loves us more because... He took the time to color us in. I think it makes sense.

I think it makes sense. And then they had me and I think she questioned everything after that, but it's okay. It's all right. Um, so. All right.

I think it makes sense. And then they had me and I think she questioned everything after that, but it's okay. It's all right. Um, so. All right.

You can call me whatever you want as long as you pay me eventually.

You can call me whatever you want as long as you pay me eventually.

There you go. That's what I thought.

There you go. That's what I thought.

Just give me your wallet and we'll make it work. Oh, shit.

Just give me your wallet and we'll make it work. Oh, shit.

Her? Her. I got about seven layers on, so we'll make it through the whole wallet. I think he's more interested in the bottom layer.

Her? Her. I got about seven layers on, so we'll make it through the whole wallet. I think he's more interested in the bottom layer.

We work so hard. I've been with an oil field man for a couple years, so. An oil field man. Yeah, I cook, clean, smoke dick, and suck weed.

We work so hard. I've been with an oil field man for a couple years, so. An oil field man. Yeah, I cook, clean, smoke dick, and suck weed.

Okay. We'll put it together.

Okay. We'll put it together.

Yes, it's been about five years.

Yes, it's been about five years.

Now he works in a crane here, but before it was like four years before we moved out here.

Now he works in a crane here, but before it was like four years before we moved out here.

No.

No.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay. Is he taller than you? No. There's not a lot of people that are taller than me.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay. Is he taller than you? No. There's not a lot of people that are taller than me.

The last job I had... I was delivering for Amazon. Okay. Oh, yeah. So, there's that. Yep, you still have a package. And I broke my...

The last job I had... I was delivering for Amazon. Okay. Oh, yeah. So, there's that. Yep, you still have a package. And I broke my...

All right.

All right.

It was like a year ago, so 27.

It was like a year ago, so 27.

No. El Paso is... Family, there's family out there. Okay. That's it. Did they miss you? For sure. Yeah, of course. They love you. I'm the most colorful person in the family.

No. El Paso is... Family, there's family out there. Okay. That's it. Did they miss you? For sure. Yeah, of course. They love you. I'm the most colorful person in the family.

A bunch of them. A lot of them want to be entertainers, so they're going to be colorful one way or another.

A bunch of them. A lot of them want to be entertainers, so they're going to be colorful one way or another.

That part. I just saw a TikTok the other day of this kid, or there was this guy standing in the mirror somewhere, like, taking his shirt off, like, oh, yeah, I'm at the gym or whatever. And this kid walks in, and he goes, oh, this is the boys' bathroom. And the kid goes... Yeah, I know. I'm a boy. I just wear girls' clothes and then slammed the stall door behind them. Like, shut the fuck up.

That part. I just saw a TikTok the other day of this kid, or there was this guy standing in the mirror somewhere, like, taking his shirt off, like, oh, yeah, I'm at the gym or whatever. And this kid walks in, and he goes, oh, this is the boys' bathroom. And the kid goes... Yeah, I know. I'm a boy. I just wear girls' clothes and then slammed the stall door behind them. Like, shut the fuck up.

Like, mind your own business, you loser. I thought it was the cuntiest thing I've ever fucking saw because that was me as a kid. I'm not weird. You're weird. Mind your own fucking business. Fuck yeah.

Like, mind your own business, you loser. I thought it was the cuntiest thing I've ever fucking saw because that was me as a kid. I'm not weird. You're weird. Mind your own fucking business. Fuck yeah.

Well, I just did Nashville again, probably a couple of weeks ago. And honestly, I don't know. I'm just looking to try to like break the glass ceiling a little bit. I've been on stages for like 14 years. So at this point, if I'm not getting paid, I don't really move off my couch because I got dick and weed and champagne at home. So that's incredible. Such a you know what you like.

Well, I just did Nashville again, probably a couple of weeks ago. And honestly, I don't know. I'm just looking to try to like break the glass ceiling a little bit. I've been on stages for like 14 years. So at this point, if I'm not getting paid, I don't really move off my couch because I got dick and weed and champagne at home. So that's incredible. Such a you know what you like.

For sure, for sure. Colors and knowing where your asshole's at is a lot of fun.

For sure, for sure. Colors and knowing where your asshole's at is a lot of fun.

Yeah. All my family. We're all a little senile, but yeah, we're all still around. Senile? Crazy, just crazy. Great. We're all crazy.

Yeah. All my family. We're all a little senile, but yeah, we're all still around. Senile? Crazy, just crazy. Great. We're all crazy.

If I did a jump split, all of the lights on 6th Street would go out. And that's just because of my dick.

If I did a jump split, all of the lights on 6th Street would go out. And that's just because of my dick.

I became a national champion as a dancer, and then I became an infamous drag queen here in the state of Texas, where... I just bring fear amongst everybody. They hate to see this ponytail. Oh, I don't have a ponytail right now. Normally I do. But they hate to see this fucking hair coming because I'm one of the highest paid girls on any fucking show I'm on. And that's with tips.

I became a national champion as a dancer, and then I became an infamous drag queen here in the state of Texas, where... I just bring fear amongst everybody. They hate to see this ponytail. Oh, I don't have a ponytail right now. Normally I do. But they hate to see this fucking hair coming because I'm one of the highest paid girls on any fucking show I'm on. And that's with tips.

Crowd applause, whatever. Yes. So I come here to say, I don't come here to ask if I'm entertaining. That's already been proven, verified, and decorated. I come here to get another ring, if that makes sense. Right? Absolutely. Sharpen another knife. Absolutely. Incredible.

Crowd applause, whatever. Yes. So I come here to say, I don't come here to ask if I'm entertaining. That's already been proven, verified, and decorated. I come here to get another ring, if that makes sense. Right? Absolutely. Sharpen another knife. Absolutely. Incredible.

That's the brand. It's working. I am confused, I'll give you that.

That's the brand. It's working. I am confused, I'll give you that.

A lot of people don't know that Texas is known for its trannies and its drag queens. We're everywhere here. It's just not... something the media wants you to know. But we're fucking here.

A lot of people don't know that Texas is known for its trannies and its drag queens. We're everywhere here. It's just not... something the media wants you to know. But we're fucking here.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I know.

I know.

Do you, have you ever played sports? A bunch of sports. Yeah. I did track, I literally almost said cock country. Cross country. Yeah, cross country, basketball, and then dance was my main thing. Right.

Do you, have you ever played sports? A bunch of sports. Yeah. I did track, I literally almost said cock country. Cross country. Yeah, cross country, basketball, and then dance was my main thing. Right.

You didn't. They were playing Dude Looks Like a Lady the last time I was here. Sorry about that. That was a coincidence.

You didn't. They were playing Dude Looks Like a Lady the last time I was here. Sorry about that. That was a coincidence.

With that, I want to say y'all are lucky I put my fucking microphone down because I would have lit y'all asses up.

With that, I want to say y'all are lucky I put my fucking microphone down because I would have lit y'all asses up.

Sure, sure.

Sure, sure.

I told you I would have been a DCC if I didn't have a nine-inch dick. What's a DCC? A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Oh, okay. But I also found out they only get paid $500, and I can make that in brunch, so fuck that. Wow.

I told you I would have been a DCC if I didn't have a nine-inch dick. What's a DCC? A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Oh, okay. But I also found out they only get paid $500, and I can make that in brunch, so fuck that. Wow.

It's still taped between my shoulder blades. You are fine. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

It's still taped between my shoulder blades. You are fine. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

So one of the best parts about my life right now is that my boyfriend goes to work all day and then he wants to come home and suck my dick. So sometimes going around straight people feels like going cow tipping. Are they awake? Are they not? We'll get there.

So over the holidays, my great-grandma told me that the best nigga to be, or the worst nigga to be, my bad, the worst nigga to be is a white nigga. Now, this is a 90-year-old woman. She tells me shit like that all the time. She told me when she was little that she used to terrorize white kids by saying, God loves us more because... He took the time to color us in. I think it makes sense.

I think it makes sense. And then they had me and I think she questioned everything after that, but it's okay. It's all right. Um, so. All right.

You can call me whatever you want as long as you pay me eventually.

There you go. That's what I thought.

Just give me your wallet and we'll make it work. Oh, shit.

Her? Her. I got about seven layers on, so we'll make it through the whole wallet. I think he's more interested in the bottom layer.

We work so hard. I've been with an oil field man for a couple years, so. An oil field man. Yeah, I cook, clean, smoke dick, and suck weed.

Okay. We'll put it together.

Yes, it's been about five years.

Now he works in a crane here, but before it was like four years before we moved out here.

No.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay. Is he taller than you? No. There's not a lot of people that are taller than me.

The last job I had... I was delivering for Amazon. Okay. Oh, yeah. So, there's that. Yep, you still have a package. And I broke my...

All right.

It was like a year ago, so 27.

No. El Paso is... Family, there's family out there. Okay. That's it. Did they miss you? For sure. Yeah, of course. They love you. I'm the most colorful person in the family.

A bunch of them. A lot of them want to be entertainers, so they're going to be colorful one way or another.

That part. I just saw a TikTok the other day of this kid, or there was this guy standing in the mirror somewhere, like, taking his shirt off, like, oh, yeah, I'm at the gym or whatever. And this kid walks in, and he goes, oh, this is the boys' bathroom. And the kid goes... Yeah, I know. I'm a boy. I just wear girls' clothes and then slammed the stall door behind them. Like, shut the fuck up.

Like, mind your own business, you loser. I thought it was the cuntiest thing I've ever fucking saw because that was me as a kid. I'm not weird. You're weird. Mind your own fucking business. Fuck yeah.

Well, I just did Nashville again, probably a couple of weeks ago. And honestly, I don't know. I'm just looking to try to like break the glass ceiling a little bit. I've been on stages for like 14 years. So at this point, if I'm not getting paid, I don't really move off my couch because I got dick and weed and champagne at home. So that's incredible. Such a you know what you like.

For sure, for sure. Colors and knowing where your asshole's at is a lot of fun.

Yeah. All my family. We're all a little senile, but yeah, we're all still around. Senile? Crazy, just crazy. Great. We're all crazy.

If I did a jump split, all of the lights on 6th Street would go out. And that's just because of my dick.

I became a national champion as a dancer, and then I became an infamous drag queen here in the state of Texas, where... I just bring fear amongst everybody. They hate to see this ponytail. Oh, I don't have a ponytail right now. Normally I do. But they hate to see this fucking hair coming because I'm one of the highest paid girls on any fucking show I'm on. And that's with tips.

Crowd applause, whatever. Yes. So I come here to say, I don't come here to ask if I'm entertaining. That's already been proven, verified, and decorated. I come here to get another ring, if that makes sense. Right? Absolutely. Sharpen another knife. Absolutely. Incredible.

That's the brand. It's working. I am confused, I'll give you that.

A lot of people don't know that Texas is known for its trannies and its drag queens. We're everywhere here. It's just not... something the media wants you to know. But we're fucking here.

Yeah. Yeah.

I know.

Do you, have you ever played sports? A bunch of sports. Yeah. I did track, I literally almost said cock country. Cross country. Yeah, cross country, basketball, and then dance was my main thing. Right.

You didn't. They were playing Dude Looks Like a Lady the last time I was here. Sorry about that. That was a coincidence.

With that, I want to say y'all are lucky I put my fucking microphone down because I would have lit y'all asses up.

Sure, sure.

I told you I would have been a DCC if I didn't have a nine-inch dick. What's a DCC? A Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Oh, okay. But I also found out they only get paid $500, and I can make that in brunch, so fuck that. Wow.

It's still taped between my shoulder blades. You are fine. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.