Bill Burr
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PBD Podcast
Hegseth Confirmation Hearings, TikTok Sunday Ban, Bill Burr Wildfire Backlash | PBD Podcast | Ep. 535
It's very good to see you. I heard you had to evacuate your home.
PBD Podcast
Hegseth Confirmation Hearings, TikTok Sunday Ban, Bill Burr Wildfire Backlash | PBD Podcast | Ep. 535
Americans are demanding we restore prosperity and build upon the success of President Trump's economic policies that gave the American people the best economy in my lifetime. However, that effort is at risk if we do not make the 2017 tax cuts permanent. If Congress fails to act, the average family of four will end up paying the equivalent of nine weeks of groceries in higher taxes.
PBD Podcast
Hegseth Confirmation Hearings, TikTok Sunday Ban, Bill Burr Wildfire Backlash | PBD Podcast | Ep. 535
After four years of sticker shock at the grocery store, that's the last thing families need.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
He was a piece of . And he had two kids this close together and he named them the same name. Yeah. Good point. He thinks it's different because he's Billy and I'm Bill. Like that's how he told the difference.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
You know, but I just would prefer if he just kind of let **** go around. No, not telling these **** stories. Why did you feel the need to do that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: The Nutmobile
You're a Cubs fan? That ****. Does YouTube give you awards for setups? Healing fathers who secretly have two families? This is some Dr. Phil going on here. Yeah, thank you. I think that you guys should take a moment. I think we're on the same page thinking that you're kind of a dick right now.
The Matt Walsh Show
Ep. 1516 - The Lie Young Men Are Being Sold
Yes, yes. Like most people, I had to. I got lucky. You know, the winds moved, but, you know, the fire was coming and all that stuff. So I feel lucky. And I think everybody did a great job. Yeah. Unlike the internet, you know? Yeah, right. I know. It's right. Oh, my God. All of these fire experts. Why didn't you just fly a helicopter into the ocean?
The Matt Walsh Show
Ep. 1516 - The Lie Young Men Are Being Sold
And then just, I don't know, because it was 100 knot winds. You want to do that? You want to do that at night, you lunatic? How are you? This was definitely mismanaged.
The Matt Walsh Show
Ep. 1516 - The Lie Young Men Are Being Sold
Mismanaged, like some idiot on the internet knows how to manage the worst fire in LA, sitting there in his underwear. You know what? Looking at the footage on the internet, I have determined that this here was mismanaged.
The Matt Walsh Show
Ep. 1516 - The Lie Young Men Are Being Sold
I love how all the chatter out there is about bands of illegal immigrants and homeless people lighting fires. They light fires every day. They're living outside. It's cold. And this theory that some homeless guy without a car went from Altadena all the way to the Pacific Palisades. And then we have a hang glider.
The Matt Walsh Show
Ep. 1516 - The Lie Young Men Are Being Sold
You know, and they're talking about looting, but CNN and Fox News are not going to bring up the insurance companies that are just going to keep everybody's premiums and still give themselves a bonus. Yes. Free Luigi. I love how they acted surprised. Why did that happen? I have no idea. He wrote on the bullets why it happened.
The Matt Walsh Show
Ep. 1516 - The Lie Young Men Are Being Sold
No, everything has just become f***ing absolutes in the states. It's f***ing nuts. Like that Colin Kaepernick guy, right? You knew when he was protesting during the national anthem, no one was going to listen to what the f*** he had to say, no matter how much he explained it. He goes, I'm taking a knee during the national anthem.
The Matt Walsh Show
Ep. 1516 - The Lie Young Men Are Being Sold
This is a protest about police brutality, the way people of color are treated. We'd like to open a dialogue. He got about halfway through that. People are like, my brother's fighting in Iraq, you f***ing piece of s***. It's just like, buddy, buddy, nobody is saying your brother isn't in Iraq fighting. You're not listening. This is about police brutality. My brother's a firefighter.
The Matt Walsh Show
Ep. 1516 - The Lie Young Men Are Being Sold
He watched 9-11 on television. No, no, no, buddy. Nobody's saying that your brother's not a firefighter. I got a bone spur in my heel. I can still stand up during the dog. Buddy, nobody is saying you can't see a podiatrist, all right? You're not listening.
The Matt Walsh Show
Ep. 1516 - The Lie Young Men Are Being Sold
I sat next to a shoeless cowboy on an airplane. Guy had no socks or shoes on the whole flight. The whole flight, I'm sitting there looking at his dirty Jesus feet. And all I'm thinking is the next pandemic is growing in the bottom of his feet. And all I'm going to be is the next, you know, patient number two, whatever the next disease is, you know?
The Matt Walsh Show
Ep. 1516 - The Lie Young Men Are Being Sold
So I'll tell you what kills me is I looked at the guy and all I'm thinking is, you know what? God made that guy. You know, and he keeps making that guy like one mouth breathing moron after another. Yet we still go to church on Sunday. What do we do? We praise him. When is the constructive criticism coming? Like, dude, when's the last time you made a Gandhi? Somebody empathetic, you know.
The Matt Walsh Show
Ep. 1516 - The Lie Young Men Are Being Sold
I find a lot of that racial stuff, like, fascinating. You know, like, the different rules of, like, who gets in trouble, who doesn't. Like, I've noticed black people have the genius to put the curse word after they say the race of the person, where white dudes, we always put it in front.
The Matt Walsh Show
Ep. 1516 - The Lie Young Men Are Being Sold
And if we would just make that little adjustment, we could save so many careers, so many jobs could be saved in the white community if we would just put it after.
The Matt Walsh Show
Ep. 1516 - The Lie Young Men Are Being Sold
I would love to hear the rest of this story, right? Dude, I would tell the exact same story, right? I'm standing there, right? This Asian comes in, right? Everybody's like, whoa, whoa, hey, easy, easy, easy, dude. What year is it, you know? It's like, dude, I just said what he said. I just preempted the, that's all I did. He suggested he's hooking up with people's mothers. I'm not even doing that.
The Matt Walsh Show
Ep. 1516 - The Lie Young Men Are Being Sold
It's just a quick, I got it out of the way. I got it out of the way.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
I'd rather the anger than the, you know, just the not caring. Yes. Yeah. When we were working that roasted out in some of those black rooms, they were like, they were looking at us like we were corny. And I'm like, oh, just tell us we suck. I know.
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I told him you were coming on today, and he was like, Doug will never come through New York City. I bet he's staying in an airport hotel.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
The sleeveless shirt on dude is aggressive as fuck.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
It depends. That's a good question. It depends on the city. Yeah. If there's a cool downtown hotel.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
You were saying about coming up, like, you know, having each other's back. Didn't you co-headline with Hedberg?
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4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
That's so cool, though, man. That's such an amazing show to see.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
You want to grab it? Oh, yeah.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Yeah, Knuckleheads does not seem like the proper venue for Mitch Hedberg.
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I'll have a sip of this. Can we do a hot toddy for me? Keep going. Do you want a hot toddy as well? Yes. So let's do three hot toddies.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
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and still pay Hedberg a flat rate right right and just bilk off his success oh that's horrible god damn yeah Hedberg would be on Howard Stern like he was really about to be a household name and his late night sets were just killer like the beauty was seeing crowds get that like on Letterman where you're like oh wow he's connecting with this unique like my mom once heard Hedberg and she was like this is like brilliant yes she's like
The Startup Ideas Podcast
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She had to pull the car over. She was laughing so hard. Wow. I remember William Stevenson, R.I.P. William, hosted The Cellar all the time. And he said the first time he heard Hedberg, he's just listening in the hallway laughing. And he thought he was black. Yes. He went in and he was like, holy shit, it's a white guy.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Yeah. Did he, I mean, were you seeing, when you were doing a gig like that, did he kill that gig? Yeah.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
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So apparently you fucked that up. Every club had side splitters. I was like, two drinks. They'd be like, Vic Henley. I'm like, oh, there's always someone drinking too much. That's true.
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John Fox was like the party road guy.
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It's called We Might Be Drunk. Oh, all right. We might be. And some we shoot at like 10 and 30 in the morning. And sometimes the guests sober so we feel weird getting hammered. Yeah, I've skipped a few of those.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
What's impressive about you, Doug, is that you did this shit, but you kept churning out new hours. Yes. You're functioning.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
So... I fucking lost my train of thought. No, just, like, the comfort, how that takes you out of...
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Exactly, exactly. But you gotta also like have some fun too. But yeah, I know what you mean. Like you're so uncomfortable on the road for years that the second you have a nice little thing, but then I do, I agree. I do feel myself slipping now that my life is easier.
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pet peeves yeah bring them on I got a few as well I think that's actually good though is like you get comfortable here and then you go outside and you get instantly irritated yeah it keeps me thinking of jokes at least yes that's why seven degrees and you're fucking angry and people are bumping you and you're like all right it's fucking it's turning again there's a rat there's a hobo there's a syringe that's why LA comics suck LA's on fire and that'll wake them up yeah LA's on fire you're you're complaining it's fucking seven degrees here ah
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I don't want to sit through. There are legendary drinking stories of you that I've been to clubs and they're like, Doug Stanhope fucking, he did some shit here. And I'm like, I got it. Like Appleton is one I heard. Appleton, Wisconsin.
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Good Lord. This is way too calm a voice for what's happening. This poor dog. Get him out of there.
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Well, I have a friend from L.A. who said New York's unsafe. A guy got lit on fire there on the subway. I'm like, that's your whole fucking city right now. That's a great point. That's a great point. L.A. is natural. You buy a home in L.A. There's like nine different types of insurance you have to buy. Right. There's like flooding, earthquake, mudslide. Fire. It's a lot of fucking insurance.
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4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
I'm glad this one's not coming out for a couple weeks. Hopefully things work out. Give it some time. Yeah. No, it's fucking bad.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
That's why we just do it this way.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Dude, you have one of my favorite lines ever in a thing where you say, when I do comedy, it's like I'm taking you into battle. You're not all going to be here at the end. No. That's one of my favorite lines in a comedy record ever. I don't know if that's on Deadbeat Hero.
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Well, I heard one that fucking killed me, and I don't know if it's true, but the story was you were hammered on stage. You're still killing, but you're hammered. Turn off your phones before you go on a podcast. I didn't know where we were going to be going. But some woman complained that you were drunk, and you just walked over. You overheard her, and you were like, they made us.
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Well, yeah, once you've had a few hours, you're just like, how much shit is in here? I know. I mean, I totally get that. I think the first time I talked to you was when Shane was staying with you during COVID. All right. How did that happen? I mean, that cracked me up that Shane just like fucking fled to Bisbee.
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No, I think we did Jim and Sam way back in the day once, but yeah, you picked me up at the airport once. I went out to smoke. I think it was St. Louis.
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What? Peter and I got off and we're like, this is the best surprise ever. That's incredible. I needed a boost going into St. Louis as well.
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That's so cool. No, that made my day. That was awesome, man.
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I respect, I think it's cool, man. You're like one of the last, like, suit drinkers.
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The constant peeing. If someone's not in the window and they have to go, I'm like, I totally support it. Yes. You got to piss.
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That's worse than what you did to Nate.
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I remember your album, Something to Take the Edge Off. That Bobby Barnett close is one of my favorite bits. Oh, yeah. Just the passion you tell this hookup story with and just the lines in it. You have lines that I think about. That's just great writing where you say you're trying to hook up with this most beautiful woman you've ever seen. She hated long hair. I was thinking of getting it cut.
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She hated cigarettes. I was trying to cut back. I was saying all the right things that night. I'm like, oh, that's out of a fucking 40s movie. Yeah.
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Killer. But those are taken in the moment, I guess. One's on stage, so he's not.
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Sean Rouse, RIP, funny, funny dude.
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Fire in the Maternity Ward. That's it. Yes. Great special title. Great title.
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But you know what? I mean, I think a lot of it, we were chitting on it last time, but like a lot of the shows now are just dumbed down. Like I was talking to someone about like how they have to say what the plot is in the first couple minutes. So if you're folding laundry, like I guess if like Glenn Powell's in that movie Hitman, in the beginning he has to be like a, So I'm a hit man.
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Can we go to the- She's in LA right now. All right. In the fucking fire. I hope she gets that.
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Winnie's doing auditions. She's working on her headshot. No, they're in L.A. right now. Dude, I fucking love that dog. Every time that dog leaves, I'm like, it better not be the last time.
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A chug, like a chihuahua?
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Kind of, yeah. No, it's more just because this is kind of slippery and she's so old. All right. Well, you know what chucks are for old people.
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You've told me this story, and there's a clip of Louis on The Daily Show being like, if you don't find farts stupid. And he got so mad at Mark for farting on him once. Yeah.
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You should have played this for him after you did that. I should have, yes.
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Agreed. Dude, by the way, your episode of Louie is one of the best. Oh, that's killer. That was incredible. That was a great character, man. I mean, that show, Louie, I rewatched a bunch of them lately. It's so fucking good. So good. That led to absolutely nothing.
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You should talk to Todd Barry about his performance in The Wrestler.
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You killed that role. Actually, Todd was amazing in that, too, but you fucking crushed so hard in this, man. It should have led to some stuff.
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I remember it was such a it was so good cuz it's an inside episode about like that room because you mean bar You know bars, but it was broad.
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He was at the Lantern.
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That show, I missed that show. I mean, it was, I mean, it went like five seasons, but fuck, it was so good. So good. The shit he would do, like that three episode arc in, you know. In the Middle East. Yes. Or the three-episode arc where he's going to take over for Letterman. With David Lynch. David Lynch. This is fucking so weird.
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I believe that's the title of the... Look, no, was this excess in moderation as well? No, that's, I think, the CD. Yeah, something to take to the edge of. I love that one, too, though. Yeah. Oh, and is this one don't get fucked up on your time, do it on the company's time?
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Oh, okay. I've listened to them all.
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We had a great line in something where someone went up to you and was like, Dane Cook sucks. And you said, well, I like Dane better than I like you. Yeah.
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That's true. Well, you also, I mean, Mark and I talk about this all the time, but, I mean, a great show, The Green Room Man, Pulp Event. Oh, yes. Our two favorite episodes, we've talked about this to death, are yours and Itel's and also the one with Shanleen and Maren and all those guys.
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it was yeah it was it was a really cool show and i mean i know you had like the moment with bells like that was weird i bought your book yeah because he's talking about no he said what's merch yes merch i like it's like the book of yours how to do stand-up comedy that i bought yes yeah yeah and to tell another dig on him it was really funny where he was like the guys they looked up to and he was like no like alan havey and like he's like no they were funny
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I was like, oh my God, are you just saying this? I mean, to tell us, you guys together were great. And yeah, that was one of my, but you had that story in this episode where you said you saw the people, you know, outside a venue and you were like terrified. So you crossed the street and it turned out they were trying to get into you.
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That's the podcast, though. That's the one you want to hear. Nikki Glaser overrated.
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Oh, my God. That's such a brilliant line. Discount meat on YouTube. Doug Stanton. Yes. Watch that right now. Check it out. Legendary comic. We love him.
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Get out. That's the move. So guys, watch the shit out.
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Because, yeah, it's hard to... So do they demonetize it because of that stuff?
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No, but like if it's a clip to... Yeah, I have a guy who does it for me and he's like, this word they'll censor. I'm like, whatever, just do it. You do it.
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I think we just bleep killed. That's hilarious. Killed self. I think we just bleep killed and then self is fine. But yeah, it's so stupid.
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They can't, I mean... Basically, Zuckerberg made a deal with Trump that Trump is going to, like, you know, you can censor Instagram and, you know, all these other countries, like India... Which is a huge, huge place for Instagram users. Yeah. And he's like, Trump will have my back, making sure shit doesn't get censored. Interesting. But then he has to kind of scratch Trump's back.
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That's basically what's happening. Well, I'm all for no censor, but who knows where this will lead. Yeah, I hope they fucking – that's my issue with it is like you don't know what the goalpost is anymore. You're like, well – so you just put out a special like our buddy Joe List, his shit got demonetized because he said – but it's like, well, you didn't tell me I couldn't say – Exactly.
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A clipper just came up on my feed and it was her at some roast. But she goes, she had a line that killed me where she goes, man, the room is buzzing tonight. And that's not just the flies from Aziz's relatives. Wow, that's great. He's there. He's laughing. I'm like, that's a great fucking roast joke.
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I had my opening joke in my Amazon special. They were like, do you mind moving that anywhere else? Because a baby dick suck joke as an opener might be a problem. And I was like, have you seen The Boys? Yeah, right? The latest? Yeah, I cut it. I'm going to use it in the next special.
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Your mom's story, though, is fucking amazing, too, from your album.
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That's another one that's like, I mean, you're essentially like seeing your mom through.
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Yeah. Yeah. But that is like, that's like a beautiful thing that your brain goes to that. That is like a, that is a great way to, what's that?
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It's almost gayer to be like, that's aesthetically pleasing to me.
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Yeah. I ran into Bobby in L.A., and I've never met him, but Louis Black told this great story on this pod about going to Epstein's house, and they didn't know who he was, but they were drinking at Epstein's house. And I told that story, and Bobby was like, oh, thanks for telling that story on the pod. I'm like, is that good?
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That's a bad fucking word.
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That went viral. Oh, he was awesome. Louis Black Rules.
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In Manhattan. Yeah, he had dinners and stuff.
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I know, but isn't that part of you that can't be like this?
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No. But she killed it.
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But don't people not know who Banksy actually is?
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they're brutal i did uh during covid my ex-girlfriend worked in art gallery and we were already broken up we're on good terms and she was like do you want to do a gig on the roof of the gallery and i'll get a bunch of people and at that time i was like comedy i'll do anything sure yeah you're right they stared blankly at me yeah but then afterwards they were like good show and i'm like this is how you like so even if they like you they're just like what the fuck yeah have you done the uk
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I got to piss, too, actually.
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It shows you how well that did.
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Did it hit you while you were fucking her or right as you came?
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I heard a story about you. Nick Swardson told me that you went, I don't know if this is during COVID, but you were like this close to reaching your miles on Delta or something. And you just flew around the world.
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I like the idea of Chicago, I think.
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Nice city. You're on water, too.
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Back in the day, I might have even said SF, but now I'm like, fuck that. Yeah, it's not the same. But San Diego is gorgeous. Gorgeous. It's a ton of work. I'm not even a beach guy, but there, you're kind of like, this is fuck. I could like, I would want to do like a week at the comedy store there.
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It's so beautiful. Dude, I don't leash her. She just walks without a leash in the city. Yeah, no, they don't leash. This is off-leash dog beach.
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Dude, I'm worried in this weather she'll get fucking swooped up. That's true. These winds. She weighs nine pounds.
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Did you go solo or were you with your wife?
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October. Is it a gun? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Wow. We just hammered the whole time?
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
With the herpes and the baby dick sucking? No, the joke was my friend had a baby, so I text her congrats, and she sent me a picture of her breastfeeding the baby, and I wrote, oh, okay, and she wrote, sorry if that's the equivalent of like a dick pic, and I was like, I think it'd be way worse if I sent you a picture of a baby sucking. That was a joke. That was my opener.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Yeah, well, now I get it back for the next better.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
When they said that, I was like, cool, I'll get the joke back. Yeah.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Oh, okay. You were doing a set there.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Kind of like Davidson versus Duke here. This is a tough matchup. It's a Cinderella story.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
And this was to reach a certain mile level?
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
No, she was awesome, man.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Yeah. When you say the word remains, it does sound worse.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
That's why it's all covered up.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Dude, I love that you rocked the suits and everything.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
This week I'm at Zany's. Next week I'm killing Russians?
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Migrants don't get points either.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Is there status for migrants? They're like, I'm Diamond. I get to board the bus first.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
He had a fucking moment over here, too.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Oh, okay. IHG's good, though.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
A friend, Joe List, just made a documentary about him that's incredible. It's really good.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
loyal to anyone i i know at this point i'm not but like delta is the one i if i choose because yeah i just i can fly with them the most so i try to hit the number with delta i did the road so i'm pretty high on all of them but delta i'm diamond can i uh yeah i just can i undress please just ran in and yeah
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
I killed a rat. You haven't killed a rat.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Look at that. Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Are you going to add Adelaide maybe or Perth or something too?
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
But that's how it always is.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
There's one within 40 blocks of you tonight. You should come hang with the seller.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Yeah. They want you to go.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Ari Shafir, yeah. But that happened to me recently, too. But it was on your show. But Ari said, yeah, I mean, you didn't like me. And she was like, no. And he goes, but you didn't say anything. And I appreciate it.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
I throw on movies all the time. Then I'm like, oh, that was bad. I don't make a stink of it. I'm just like, I'm going to watch something else. I guess you did go out for this. That's true. I think people have gotten so used to just everything being... Curated. Your algorithm is curated for you. So when you go to a thing and take a risk, that's almost foreign to people.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Interesting. I don't think it's that. I think it started before that. And I think it started actually with COVID and people going back out and not knowing how to act anymore. I think it was like a combination of being obsessed with your phone and it feeding that.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Everything is made for that. You can tweet a Trump. A date nap. It's like, no, no, no. It's so for you. Yes, yes. Anything you get you don't like, you're just like, ugh, even if it's free. It's called a for you page on Instagram. But you get free shit, and you're like, ugh. And I'm like, that was fucking free.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
It does feel like, instead of like, it feels like speed dating. It's like, all right, get to it. Yeah. With everything, but you're like, but this, I worked on this bit. I crafted this. I spent a lot of time making this the way it is, and I don't want to give it away.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Great comic, man. One of the greats. Really happy. We wanted you here for so long.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
There it is. No, just add this at the end. Yeah. Bill Maher threw you out of his house in 95?
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Well, you're living in Arizona. You don't need a hot toddy. New York winters, man. It says feels like seven out there. I know, it's 23. It's pretty good.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Yeah. This is a whiskey drink. I feel like a lady now drinking this. This is like a cool drink. I'm like, ah, shit. It's got cinnamon sticks and a lemon in it. I know.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Just put in Mike McCrae, Mitt Romney.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Pull up Vaughn Meter doing JFK. I'm kidding.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
It's already a success, though. I saw it. It looks like it's already getting. It's over 200K or 300K, so you're cooking. You're cooking, man.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
oh yeah charlotte richmond philly dc bethlehem tulsa austin dallas houston nola memphis knoxville it goes on and on nashville birmingham atlanta durham that's all february so come the fuck out and then i'm coming everywhere so just go to uh that's tom segura's tour i'm coming i'm so jealous of that tour name great name coming everywhere that's great yeah i got providence new haven portsmouth added a show portland maine burlington montreal toronto buffalo the egg
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Yeah, it goes on and on, but if you don't see your city there, I'm coming at some point. So yeah, samorell.com slash shows or just follow us on Punch-Up, man. We got to get you on Punch-Up, Doug.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
What's your go-to drink?
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Sure. It's healthy if you have one, then you have like four. Alcohol is not even the problem. You have this much sodium in a fucking drink?
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Those little onions. But if you're in Madison and they have all those bars and they bring you one, they will do crazy shit.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
I love that a woman finally crushes an award show and we're like, Look at those tits.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
I think Providence has the most strip clubs per capita.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Right, right. All those stories, Atlanta used to do that. That's true. You used to do it too? Yeah. Wow.