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Chapter 1: Where can I find the Kill Tony podcast?
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And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Hey, y'all. The number one live podcast in the world is going back out on the road again. Our first time since Madison Square Garden of last year. Truly traveling. As you probably know, night two of Nashville sold out, but you can still get tickets for night one, April 4th. There is also the London O2 Arena. Massive, massive arena. It's our only show in Europe. That is June 7th.
I'm doing stand-up comedy in some arenas, like the Maverick Center, just outside of Salt Lake City, Utah, April 18th. Reno, Nevada, the Grand Theater. The Honda Center in Anaheim, California. I can't believe I get to go all the way back to the West Coast to do stand-up in a legendary arena like that. In Anaheim, May 9th. Resorts World in Las Vegas, May 10th.
Announcing this week, Connecticut, the Mohegan Sun. I'm doing stand-up on July 11th. Edmonton, Canada.
Bye.
Hey, this is Redman coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Get up for Tony Hitchcock!
Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh? Fuck yes. Make some noise for Brian Redband, ladies and gentlemen. And how loud can this place get for the best damn band in all the fucking land? Fernando Castillo, Raul Vallejo, Carlos Sosa, and Big Mike, Michael Gonzalez on the drums. A legend of the show joining us on trumpet, the jet ski Jesse Johnson.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom. The great Matt Muehling is on the electric guitar. John Dee's on the keys. And that is indeed live in the flesh, the one and only Dee Madness on the bass guitar. Oh my God. We are gonna have so much fun tonight. Before it gets started, here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made it all possible.
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Chapter 2: What are Andrew Schulz and Deric Poston up to?
Okay, so I'm down there and I think I just started thinking about my relationship situation and how uncomfortable that I was in that situation and how I feel uncomfortable in this situation. So what ended up happening is that I just threw up.
Did you throw up in between her legs?
No, I did get up and go to the bathroom.
Did you check in with her on how she felt after that? Because that must have destroyed her. You went down on her for three minutes and then you projectile vomited into a bathroom.
Do you think she could hear you vomiting? Oh, she knew.
She was asking, like, she was checking in on how I was feeling.
Oh, my God.
But I did feel bad because that was her first experience. And, like, I don't know.
And her last.
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Chapter 3: How does the show handle live performance and audience interaction?
With Jetski Jesse Johnson. It's all J's. It's six J's. Jetski Jesse Johnson and Joel Berg, Joel Jimenez. That's crazy. I've never noticed that before. What? I don't know what you're saying. Oh, my God. Sometimes I wish we had another camera and mic so that you guys could see the retarded show that I deal with, listening to Red Band say things next to me. Look at those jugs. What's wrong with you?
This guy's out of control tonight. Why would you say that? All right. Indeed. Your next bucket pool goes by the name of Brian Smith, everybody. Make some noise for Brian Smith.
Keep it going for the best band in the entire fucking world, guys. Oh, man. So I don't do a lot of race jokes, but when I do, I want to make sure a certain percentage of the audience laughs. I call it the three-fifths compromise. A lot of people read history here. So I like, I still like Michael Jackson's music. I try to separate the monster from the artist.
Had a little fun thought experiment the other day. What if the only part of Michael Jackson's body he didn't bleach was his asshole? Do you think that's how he got the kids in the van? It's like, oh, I got a little Hershey's Kiss back here, come on. Could you imagine being seven years old? You're at Neverland Ranch meeting your hero. You've been playing Galaga all day.
And then Michael Jackson's like, come on back. I want to show you something. He bends over at the waist and spreads his ass cheeks. And it's like white guy, white guy, white guy, Luther Vandross. White guy, white guy, white guy. My name is Brian Smith. Thank you so much. Oh my God.
Holy shit. Thank you. What the fuck? That was crazy, dude. That was fucking absolutely nuts.
Oh, God.
In my defense, I'm real out of shape and had to run across the street, which is the most running I've ever done. You had to run? Yeah.
I don't think you had to run. Did they make it so that you have to sprint? Right. No, definitely not. I had to lightly jog. But who told you that? Dusty. Somebody told you to lightly jog?
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