Tyler Langlois
Appearances
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Hey, everybody. How's it going? You guys all seem very cool. You seem very nice. I was not cool growing up. And actually, in elementary school and middle school, my classmates used to make fun of me and say that I gave off serial killer vibes. But now that I've watched every serial killer documentary on Netflix, I realize that those were compliments.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Yeah, most of those guys are pretty damn charming. It's like, oh, you think I look like the kind of guy who can trick a woman into getting in my car? Thank you. I don't know why so many girls like serial killers. I feel like I know so many girls who are obsessed with serial killers.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Like Ted Bundy murdered women and then had sex with their bodies and they saw his picture in the newspaper and they were like, I can fix him.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Right now, for this time, three years, but then there's been some other stretches.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Well, I found out that I guess New Jersey has like a pizzeria spy network anytime he's in town. So we got a phone call at like 11 a.m. It's like Dave's in town. Wow. And then we were just prepared all day. That's my question. If you know he's coming, is it a different pizza than you're normally serving? It was.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
We were like, if someone orders just a plain pie, let the guys know because we're making it special, yeah. Wow. Ah.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Oh my God. I'm working on it. I used to be like 400 pounds. So you lost weight. Bravo, bravo. Wow. How do you lose weight all out of your ass? I never had one. It was worse before. That is incredible. I had negative ass before. That is incredible.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Honestly, I started just going on walks and smoking a lot of weed. He's got the weed part down.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Like five miles. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, like three times a week, five miles. Then I go to the gym. Oh, what do you do at the gym? Just lift some weights. Usually get high for that, too. Yeah, no problem. I got to trick myself. Yeah. Absolutely.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I got two brothers, a sister, and then also my one brother and my sister's significant other live with us, too. They all live in the same house. How many bedrooms is this house? Uh... Three upstairs and two in the basement. Are you in the basement? Of course. Of course.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
It's like more of a sausage than a hot dog. Okay. It's got some, you know, onions, peppers, mustard on it.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
All right. I know the guy who thinks he's very cool, but I've not seen the yikes pants. Okay, here we go. Maybe he's retired them.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Are we... There's a couple Romeos. Is this the right Romeos? Oh. Wow, wow, wow.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I can't wait to check out your pizza soon. It's going to be great. Thanks. You're awesome. You've been stepping up our game. I love it.