Will Hunsinger
Appearances
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Make some noise for Will. Happy Black History Month, everybody. We made it through it. It got me thinking about all the different color barriers that have been crossed. Jackie Robinson, all these great people. I was thinking, I wish there were more black serial killers. I think it'd be kind of fun, you know?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Because to be honest with you right now, how fun would Silence of the Lambs have been if that guy was like, put the cocoa butter in the basket? That would have been pretty good. The cops are trying to figure it out. There's a bunch of thick white women going missing. I wonder who it could be. I see scared white faces in here. I don't like that at all.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
You guys all looked at the band to see if you could laugh. I don't like that. All right. I'll give you this olive branch at least. You know, if he was eating those girls, at least they'd be properly seasoned. That's fair. So listen to me, Jeffrey Dahmer, that dude was from Wisconsin. That food was bland as fuck, okay? But Jayvon Dahmer? Invite me to the cookout, all right?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I'll eat a white bitch's foot if you put it with cornbread. That's soul food, you guys. That's soul food.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
D Madness is back everybody. Okay, and what do you do for work? Well, I work for the government aerospace engineer and Wow.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Well, I work for the government. Can I not talk about that particularly? Because I just work for the government. You don't have to say who you work for.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I know, but it's just like I don't want to lose my shit.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
You decided to come on the show. Nothing crazy. I used to work for a company that made jet engines. Oh, word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was an operations manager, and then I worked for a company that made titanium for jet engines, and then we did engine overhaul and a bunch of shit like that.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
That's not a roast. That's a compliment. I appreciate it. Yeah, you're a good looking. Thank you, man. You too.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Wow. Yeah. It was tough because she scraped it, and then it made it hard to stay hard, you know. And then you put the condom on, and that stings. And then you put it in, and then it's like, it's hard to stay hard when your dick's scraped. You know what I mean? And then a 44-year-old woman, if your dick goes soft, she just calls you a f***. So, like, yeah, that's kind of what you're stuck with.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
They get insulted. They don't be like, hey, you've hurt me. And they're like, I don't give a shit. You're gay. Like, that's, yeah. So, yeah, that was a tough one. But, yeah, nothing that awful. I haven't had to throw up before. I mean, that sounds terrifying. But, you know. Have you thrown up on a woman before? No, no, no.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I train jujitsu. I do that. Play a little guitar here and there. Nothing too crazy. You play guitar? Not as well as some of the people who have been on here do not do that to me.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
They're professional musicians. How often do you play guitar? Oh, just a few times a week here and there.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Nothing crazy. Yeah, just dabble. No, nothing. Just for fun. Just doing that. But jiu-jitsu, I've been doing that for like five, six years. I trained a lot in Vegas. I got to train with a lot of professional MMA guys and stuff. It was pretty cool. I got to train with the UFC PI and all that. So that was kind of tight.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Uh, no, no, I'll get brain damage. I don't want that. I'm good. I got the engineering gig. Yeah.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Yeah. But, uh, no, yeah, just, uh, just training that. And then like I trained with like Sean Strickland. That was pretty cool. Craziest thing you saw while living in Las Vegas all those years. Fucking shit, man. Oh man. I've seen people get hit by cars, seeing people lose their entire livelihoods. I don't know. Vegas was a weird town. It was a weird place to live.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
It was a shell shell shock going from Ohio. Cause you just, it's just everything everywhere all the time. Just people losing their goddamn minds every day. You're not supposed to live there. That's not a place you're supposed to live. That city's full of pieces of shit. It is. It's just full of scum. All the scum of the country just washes in there.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I got shit. Yeah, living with it, it was fucking wild, dude. You see everybody getting over divorces together, and it's sad. It's fucking rough. It's just dudes on TRT and Omnia just fucking trying to get 20-year-old pussy, and it's a fucking war zone. But, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I... Craziest fun fact about your whole life, Will.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I had a bad mushroom trip that was pretty scary. I, uh... I lost my mind and thought my friends were trying to kill me, and I punched my best friend in the face. Whoa. Yeah, that was bad. Yeah, I was in Sedona, Arizona, and I was supposed to be, like, the spirit guide for my buddies. You were supposed to be the spirit guide? Yes. Wait, what? Who the fuck made you the spirit guide?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I did a lot of drugs in college and shit. We got drug tested all the way through for engineering, so I could never smoke weed or anything, so I just did acid all the time. It was the first time I ever got high. So that was cool. I did acid a fuckload, and then I was like, cool, we're all going to do mushrooms out in Sedona. That'll be a fun time.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
And then my buddy sold me the... They're called albino penis envy. They're like the strongest mushrooms known to man. And then I lost my fucking mind, and then I was just in there, and I thought all my friends were trying to kill me, so I got all defensive, and then I squared up and just rocked my buddy, and then three people tackled me, and then they... And then I got away from them. I ran.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
They tore my shirt off me. This was like 2 o'clock in the afternoon. And then... Just in a suburban neighborhood, ran down the street, running for my life, fell into a cactus, bleeding everywhere. And then I was on that level of high where you think like the whole thing's a video game and you have to get out and you have to go to another fucking level.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
So then I went to a house and I went to open a stranger's house.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
And I was probably like as close as you are to me to the doorway. And then my friends were like, yo. And I turned around like, we got to go home. And I was like, oh, shit. And then they corralled me back home and I lost my mind for 12 more hours on the couch. 12 hours? Yes, it was bad. I dissociated for probably like three months after that.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Yes. From his perspective, I walked downstairs like the Terminator and then just squared up and fucking rocked him.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Yeah, we rocked him pretty good. The training's been paying off. It worked good. But, yeah, and then, yeah, I watched that... You guys seen, like, Everywhere, Everything, All at Once, whatever? That movie? That shit, like, helped me get out of the loop that I was in, because I'd have those moments where I was just like, none of this is real, it's all a projection.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
And then, I'm having it right now, it's weird. But it was... Yeah, and that movie, like, checked me back out of it, and that was good, and I've been chill since, but I've not touched any psychedelics since that shit for safety purposes.