Deric Poston
Appearances
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Okay. God damn. You do have a little bit of, what would we call that? What do we call that? Adult acne?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Did she look like you? I feel like she looked like you.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Hell yeah. I think we as a people should research cucks. We need to look into them a little more. Nobody, that's weird to me. I think about it a lot. I have a theory on why people do cuck shit. I have an idea in my mind.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I think it start like real young, like somebody like seven years old and it's like a thunderstorm outside and you don't sleep in your mom's room no more, but you scared, you scared. So you got to go in your mom's room because there's a thunderstorm outside. You take your little teddy bear and your little blanket and you walk into your mom's room and she end up just getting donkey fucked.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Like, I mean, just head on foot, just she getting, just demolished in your face. That's so seven. Seven, she just getting fucked, like, hard. Like, hard as fuck, man. And you go to her, who is this man? Why is she doing this? And why is my dick hard? And that's how it would get started, right? And I really think it's usually just white people. That's y'all's shit, really.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Y'all, you clapping, you scare me for that. That's terrifying. You're like, yeah, I like shit like that, nigga, hell yeah. The scariest part about the cuck shit to me as a black man is like, I'm who y'all looking for, which is scary. Really, like I do shows all the time and people always come up to me like, hey, hey, she look good to you? You wanna fuck her? And I go, not for free.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I'ma tell you something, man. I told y'all this on the show before. My dick not huge, right? So I will feel weird going somewhere to fuck somebody's wife, and I pull my dick out, and then he go, nigga, I could've did this. I've been counting, I've been counting.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
He want me to. He want me. No, he just want me. He's like, come on, you want to do that shit? He always be like, nigga, you weak. You weak as hell. If I was 24 in your way, I would have fucked the shit out that bitch. Let that nigga watch. My dad a weird nigga, man. He's a strange guy. Yeah. Very strange guy.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
We love your dad. I love him too, but he's crazy, dog. He a real fucking psychopath, man.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Oh, he going missing for a couple hours. Somebody getting fucked. Some poor white lady getting fucked, dog. I told you that story when we was in Utah, we had this porn star, OnlyFans lady, and she was in the green room just showing her pussy. And my dad was like, this is the best day ever. I'm so excited for this.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Cam, what else is going on? Man, other day I went to Canada. Canada was cool. Okay. Hell yeah, I seen a red-dyed Indian nigga for the first time. Oh, wow. Yeah, never seen one before in person. Was that because you were pointing your Glock at him? Tony, that was good. That was good as hell.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I've seen the one, the regular niggas. I've seen them niggas. We got a sign. I've seen niggas before. But I've never seen the goddamn... With the actual red dot. I've never seen a duke before.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Oh, wow. I was frolicking and shit, nigga. I bet. I bet. Yeah, frolicking. Frolick worthy. Yes. Yeah, yeah. It's good. Snow is nice. I like snow. You got to get gloves for that shit, because it's cold. OK. Real, real shit. You know that. Was it a man or a woman that had the red dot? Huh?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Yeah. Say you swear to God, dog. Swear to God. I don't think his family would be cool with that, dog. Where'd you meet? Where'd you meet? Something tells me they wouldn't be cool with that shit at all, dog. Where'd you meet this guy? I was in Canada, nigga.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
It's a big country. Not to me, nigga. I've only been to two places, Vancouver and Edmonton. That's all it is to me right now. I was in Vancouver, though. Right, but were you at a store? Were you bowling?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Stop. Stop. You get it.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Nah, he just, you know what I'm saying? 1762, that's what he said.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
The price of what I want, yeah. I mean, did you swipe it over his dot? I should have did that, dog. That would have been a hate crime, dude. Yep. Probably.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
Yeah. Did you pet the cat? Did you talk to the cat? I pet both of them. Okay. Yeah. All right. Yep.