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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal
Almost all of them had just gotten out of a long relationship.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal
Do you want to sing a tune or something? Or a theme song? Oh. Okay, great.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal
We don't have a theme song for this new show, so here I go, go, go. We're gonna ask some random questions, and with the help of our cherries, we'll get some suggestions. I'm a flyer, I'm a fish.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Dated a Criminal
Bye. 40 degrees in Georgia. It was a snow on Friday.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
Andy, you described a few times, you know, about like, you know, imagine you're driving the Titanic, right? You kind of like, as the owner operator, you kind of have to like look out and see when the icebergs are and navigate the boat, right? What would you say was one of those moments where you had to make that pivot early on in business?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
What was one of those first icebergs you kind of saw and had to readjust and you were able to readjust because you were smaller?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
That reminds me in college, one of our offensive coordinator, he was like doing a film study with us one time. And he put out the questions like, what makes the quarterback the best quarterback?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
I love it, guys. And question number two. Andy, I own a commercial cleaning company here in Arizona and now have some of the biggest names in the state as clients. But last year when I was trying to land bigger clients, I had the opportunity to clean one of the biggest names and brands in the states and I fucked up the job.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
But I now have employees, top of the line equipment and confidence to do any job. So at the start of quarter two, I sent in a handwritten message with a nice bottle of tequila, apologizing and asking for another opportunity to work together. But I got no response. Any advice on how I can restore that relationship, business relationships? Are they salvageable? How do you do it? Yeah.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
First of all, they're salvageable.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
I was gonna ask it like, is there a point where like, okay, tequila didn't work, that didn't work. I mean, do you give up at all? You kind of answered that. No, no. You just keep going.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
All right I don't want to miss this nugget here cuz I feel like this is also important you're talking about when you over deliver that and I feel like when you do that, you're also setting a new standard. So how important is it to make sure that you don't just do really good that one fucking time?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
That's a short straw.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
Yeah, don't just do it once and like, all right, we got it.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
Yeah, fucking man. Jeez, I love it. That's it, question number three. Let's get third and final question. Guys, any question number three? Hey, Andy and DJ, huge fan of the podcast. And I've been following you in first form for a while now. A big fan of the work you're doing. I read your books every year. I love to take some time to reflect on past year and set goals for the year ahead.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
I find this practice really helps me stay focused and motivated. But I'd love to hear your take on it. Do you have any specific strategies or practices you follow when setting goals for the upcoming year? And what's your process for reflecting on the year that's passed and planning for what's next? Thanks for your time.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
Really appreciate everything you do and looking forward to hearing your thoughts.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
what's up what's going on my man nothing dude yeah what's up with you oh not much i appreciate the uh compliment of the beard yeah beard looks good bro it's a process who did that did you do that i do it yeah bro it is a thing it's a process like you can mess it up real bad real easy super easy and like it's it's always sucks because like my hair even when you know i had hair up here yeah it's not the same like it's two different textures you know i'm saying this is i don't know what this is well my fucking beard ain't the same as my hair up there either
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
But like, even my, my, my, uh, your downstairs hair downstairs is like downstairs carpet. Don't match the upstairs car. You know what I'm saying?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
It's kind of in between. Actually.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
No, it's a process, though, man. You got to shampoo, condition, and then I blow mine out.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
My beard.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
Yeah, the beard's a process. Downstairs, it's like the Amazon forest down there.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
Is that what it is? Yeah. I do trim mine now. It's an optical illusion. Everybody knows that. You want to hear my Nair story? No, because I got one, too, bro.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
Bro, it was so bad. It was so bad. Oh, man.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
And it smells bad. Dude, I had another. You can't get the smell. The smell doesn't go away for days. No, you know what the worst pain is? So in the police academy, you got to go through OC's training, right? Yeah. And you get sprayed. They don't tell you exactly when it is. You just know it's coming up, right? Yeah. And I had, uh, you know, I used to shave down there. Yeah. Like baby fresh. Yeah.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
Okay. And I just shaved, I think the day before. And so come in and like, all right guys, it's OC day. I'm like, okay, it's on another, you know, do the spray. It's fine. You go take a shower, take a shower at all. Yeah. Goes down.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
Probably. I mean, it's like childbirth. I would imagine it'd be comparable. Yeah.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
First way is you still submit them the same. Guys, email these questions in to askandy at andyfrasella.com. Good job. Thanks.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
But anyway.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
Oh, man.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
Oh, man.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
Well, that's the lesson of the day, guys.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
you guys tomorrow if you're still here let's get better yeah let's get better lesson number one don't put any red hot on your nuts yeah no no no don't touch your eyeballs on the shopping bags yeah no all right man i'm down man all right well i got three good ones for you you do let's knock them out all right guys how does anyone listen to anything i say after that man this guy's laying down some knowledge
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
I guarantee you Google searches for Red Hot goes through the roof right now. All right. Let's get better, man. Guys, Andy, question number one. Andy. I'm a 25-year-old business owner just getting started. And I have a lot of people wanting to give me advice and help me in any way possible, from friends to family to business owners. A popular topic always gets brought up, and it's this.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
Stay as small as you can for as long as you can. I listen to what they have to say, but I don't agree with that statement at all. My goals are much larger than to stay small forever. I want to grow, expand and employ people because I believe in myself to take this time and make it really successful for not only me, but other people who want a career in this sector.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
827. Q&AF: Taking Advice From Others, Restoring Business Relationships & Goal Setting Strategies For 2025
That statement lingers in my head over and over. A few close friends of mine have said it. The bigger you are, the more headaches. What's your thoughts on all of this? How do you what is the proper advice here?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
835. Q&AF: How To Have Direct Conversations, Reigniting Your Passion & Reshaping Business Culture
Yeah, I love it, man.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
835. Q&AF: How To Have Direct Conversations, Reigniting Your Passion & Reshaping Business Culture
I love it, man.
Shawn Ryan Show
#156 Chris Fettes - A SEAL Team 6 Sniper’s Worst Nightmare
Yeah. Maybe a spiritual entity.
Shawn Ryan Show
#156 Chris Fettes - A SEAL Team 6 Sniper’s Worst Nightmare
Oh, sorry. Let's switch. This one here, I want you to try. See, it's all in the salt. I'll do that one. All right.
Shawn Ryan Show
#156 Chris Fettes - A SEAL Team 6 Sniper’s Worst Nightmare
Dang, that is right on the money.
Shawn Ryan Show
#156 Chris Fettes - A SEAL Team 6 Sniper’s Worst Nightmare
Yeah, because I'd show up.
Watch What Crappens
#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
For the moment, yeah. Which means, oh yeah, wait till you're locked outside your house just trying to get back in to get a 30 year old rug out of the bathroom, bitch.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Oh, because you haven't been talking, right? Except to Kyle Richards who talks to him. Oops, did I say that part out loud? Sorry. I don't want to be spoken to in a certain way.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
No, and you don't have to be as long as he is sober, because what were you saying about him? He's a raging alcoholic.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
100% raging, all in alcoholic.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
He's such an alcoholic that Sky Vodka's like, we should call you... Space vodka, because you're higher up than us.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
I'm not very good at this, Erica. I'm not very good at this.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
So Erica's like, yeah, you don't have to, but listen, as long as he's sober, you gotta be nice to him. Have you seen us on television? That's just how it is. If someone says they're sober, you gotta be nice to them. It's called the victim cloak. All right, Ronnie came up with the term, give him credit, trademark it. All right, he's wearing it right now.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
So you can't slam the door on his face with a sober person.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
And when were you kind again?
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
And Erica goes like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. Hell no. That girl's not even sober. You don't have to be nice to her. Get her, Doreen. Drag her, Doreen.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
No, no. Well, she revealed exactly how far she would go, which is making a kind of hurtful statement, maybe. And Dorit's like, it's just so opposite to, what is it? Sisterhood. It's opposite to the sisterhood. It's opposite to the sisterhood. Sisterhood. Sisterhood. Sisterhood. Sisterhood. Banyo. Bathroom. Bathroom. Listen, it's all about openness.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
You don't kick a girl when they're down, you know? And Erica says, at least the Vanderpump, that shit was funny. I've been to these Richards. You know, look at Sutton. Sutton has misread myself at the lowest town in my life. She then moved on to Kyle and now she's King Dorit at the lowest point in her life. It's bullshit.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
It should be theirs in the first place. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What were we talking about?
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
It's what little chaps, little, little chaps. That's why I'm fed up.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
You're angry at your life. That's what she said. Really?
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
this shanty this shack into a sanctuary this 1.8 million dollar shack please make it somehow livable it's such a it's like i'm every night i'm just living in my sleeping in my beautiful beautiful down bed She's like, here, come on in, mutton. I've made some porridge. It's all I can have here in this million dollar house.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
He's like, oh, you look fabulous.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Well, come on, it's not... You don't look too bad yourself.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
So, uh... One Lawrence Blod, one of the top interior designers in the world, has agreed to meet with me and give me the shithole a little... Left. Now, it was a little awkward at first because I thought I was reaching out to Martin Lawrence, the comedian, but hey, I'll take this guy, too. I love the gays. So, do you know Shanaynay?
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Does the phrase damn Gina mean anything to you?
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Oh, we're talking about Gina Davis?
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Oh, that's good enough for me.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
I was like, oh my God, holy mother macaroni. Oh yeah, Cher, Pink Chloe, everybody has fabulous style goes to Martin Blod.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
I lost a lot of my stuff. I lost my entire home. I lost my furniture. And what you see in front of you is literally what I was left with in the middle of the night, so I lost a lot.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Okay, he's like, well, I can't really see what's in front of me because I'm shielding my eyes from the depravity in front of me. It's awful. Going back to Robertson Boulevard.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Yeah, my old home was absolutely beautiful. Everything was perfectly done, down to the T. This place I'm living in was my Hail Mary past, but it's time to start living again.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
I thought, how could I ever find the will to live? But I decided, you know what, I'm going to make it happen. It might be a tiny shoebox of a luxury home, but I'll make it happen, goddammit.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
So she's like, well, the point here is it's this chic little space needs to be freedom. It needs to be style. It needs to be sexiness. It needs to be a new beginning. It needs to be diamond earrings. They're not touching these things, you motherfuckers.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Would you say it needs to be fresh and easy? God, R.A.P. My favorite grocery store.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Heaven. So he starts, he's like, well, first we have to, we're just going to cleanse the space a little bit.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
I wasn't talking about the vase. I was talking about Erica. You'll have to leave the house now. Please move that statue.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
That's live. That's my assistant.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Oh, by the way, here's the bathroom.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
P.U. Let's swap out this spritzer for some Lysol. Am I right?
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
How about we replace all these beautiful white linens and perfectly nice furnishings with insane patterns and various different depictions of elephants from India? Does that sound good to you? I think all the men will love it.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
That's all right. Oh, here it is. Look. It's a pool and a perfectly nice sofa. Disgusting. It's very upsetting.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Please, I'm having the vapors. Someone take me back to Interior Illusions on Santa Monica Boulevard.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
You know, add big turquoise autopilos to this and some big parish trays and some lanterns and, I don't know, maybe we could just, like, hire someone from Morocco just to stand there. I don't know. Listen, you could fix this up to your next music video here. I mean... LOL. And you know, there's literally more star power here than anywhere else in the house.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
So she's like, well, I'm so glad for you to be here because now you get to go back to your early roots where you get to create with $5. He's like, boom.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Here, why don't you prop up my book in the living room, and that will be it, because you can't afford anything else. That is your decor. Congratulations.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
And then I have them jailed when they try and collect their bills.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
And Erica's like, oh, Jesus Christ. I don't know shit, all right? I'm just pretending to be your friend here. Can I go? No.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
The next season, she's like, Kyle, what can I do, Kyle?
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
There'll be a lot of trash bags and pizza to throw at the bitch.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
She's like Sutton, Sutton. Oh, hello you fabulous dogs. So good to see you. How are you?
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
So Jennifer is like, my boyfriend and I used to play high stakes poker back in the back room of the Viper Room, but I've never really been there while it's club night.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Oh, how are you? I'm such a fan of yours. You're so fabulous.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
And it's like, all right, ladies, it's a fun night tonight. Nothing more than it's a pride party. Having a good time. All right. All right. All right. All right.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Erika, get on up here! All right, everybody. I've got a new song. It's called Dominoes, and here it goes. Pizza tracker, pizza tracker. Tracking my pizza and my pussy. It's my pizza tracker, pizza tracker. Pizza and my pussy. Thank you. Thank you. Domino, domino, domino, domino, domino, domino. That's the chorus, everybody.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Domino, domino, domino, domino. Pizza tracker, pussy tracker. Pizza tracker, pussy tracker. Thank you. Thank you, everybody. Dominoes, motherfucker.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
i'm just like pascasso so um people like oh my god that's amazing and um jennifer till he goes domino domino i don't think it's gonna win any awards for music but it's catchy and then eric is like thank you all so much thank you
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
And Erica's like, oh my God, it's happening right here, the biggest fight of the century.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
And she goes, oh, you can't shield the children forever? I don't plan to shield them forever, son of a fucking bitch weapon. I was imagining against the wall, I would do the lowest point of my life.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Oh, do not touch the kids. Do not hands off the kids. I think sudden is coming from a good place, but those are her kids and she can do whatever she wants with them.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
Erica's like, I told you, the sisterhood, the openness, the honesty, it's all bullshit right here in front of you. Told you so.
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#2680 RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes
She goes, I want you to stop fucking raising your voice at me.