REAL AF with Andy Frisella
849. Andy & DJ CTI: Zelenskyy Meets With Trump & Vance, Boston Mayor Michelle Wu Sends Condolences To Armed Maniac & Steak 'n Shake RFK'd Their Fries
Tue, 04 Mar 2025
On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Ukraine's Zelenskyy meeting with President Donald Trump & Vice President JD Vance, Boston Mayor Michelle Wu offering condolences to an armed maniac shot by an off-duty cop at Chick-Fil-A, and the fast food chain Steak 'n Shake saying they RFK'd their fries.
Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of this episode and what is CTI?
What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have Andy and DJ
cruise the motherfucking internet that's what we're gonna do that's what cti stands for it stands for cruise the internet i didn't know if you guys could figure that out but what we do here is we put topics on the screen we speculate on what's true and what's not true and then we talk about how we the people have to solve these problems that all these knuckleheads create let's just get right into it we don't run ads on the show
So we ask that you don't be a hoe. And you share the show. There you go.
Yep. You're looking good, man.
Is it? Damn. Yeah. I saw you trying to start work out and I know what the fuck you're up to. What am I up to? Trying to fucking catch up and beat me. I can't let you. I can't let you. I can't.
Bro, you look good, man. Shit. Thanks, brother. You're looking good. I don't know if it might just be the sweater. I don't think it's the sweater, though. No, it's my face. Fuck, man. Hey. What's up? You tell me. You look good, too, bro. Thanks, man. Hold it down.
Yeah. We had a big event this weekend. Dude, that was a big historic event. Big Jim turns 80 years old yesterday.
We went to dinner on Saturday. It was a good time. It was good. It was a good time, man. It's always nice. It's always nice. He was kind of surprised. You know, he's been around, man.
It's hard to get him. I mean, you've been around that many blocks. Yeah. I mean, he fought in the Civil War.
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Chapter 3: What security concerns arose from JD Vance's ski trip?
Bro. Apologize, bro. You're going to have corporate. They're going to have a fucking terrible sales day today. What the fuck happened?
I don't appreciate it. Oh, it's real shit. Because dude, for me to get even any kind of resolution, I had to get all the way to the top.
Couldn't take that.
Yeah. And it wasn't like, there was like five conversations that happened between that and the fucking people kept siding with this fucking clown.
you know like he's straight up lying dude and so i ended up getting you know like i made enough noise to where i got a call from like somebody who could do something and i'm not interested at that point you know i just wanted you to know what the you got going on there yeah right and like bro i'm all about forgiveness when you make a genuine effort to forgive
Accountability or something but like cuz do that that guy deserves some sort of punishment, bro Like and then they try to fucking buy you off free pizza forever No, I'm not eating your pizza ever again, bro. And not only am I not eating your pizza I'm not letting my people eat your pizza in my presence It's not happening. I love it. Yeah, I fucking mean it.
I love it So if you work in one of my companies cuz I don't see y'all motherfuckers every day and Just know, if I walk in and you're eating Papa John's, we're going to have a problem. It's over. It's over. It's over. Your life is over. It's over.
All right. Well, I'm pretty satisfied with this list. I like that we didn't put Papa John's on it anywhere. We won't even put it up there. In fact. I can't. Can you delete it? I wish. You can't delete it. Can't delete it. No. But it'll just stay right there. All right. So it's not even in the game. Not even on the field, bro.
Don't be calling me trying to fix this either, bro. Don't be calling me trying to sponsor the show.
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