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REAL AF with Andy Frisella

866. Andy & DJ CTI: Elon Musk's DOGE Discovers Millions In Taxpayer Dollars Wasted On Fake People, Beijing Allowing Putin To Recruit Chinese Fighters & Tim Walz Heckled By Military Veterans

Fri, 11 Apr 2025

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On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Elon Musk's DOGE discovering millions in taxpayer dollars wasted on unemployment claims for fake people, Beijing allowing Putin to recruit Chinese fighters to join its war in Ukraine, and Tim Walz being heckled and booed by Military Veterans in Minnesota over his stolen Valor.

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Chapter 1: What are Andy and DJ discussing in today's episode?

3.556 - 10.259 Andy Frisella

What is up, guys? You're listening to Andy Purcella here, and we have Bruised the Internet.

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30.745 - 41.869 Andy Frisella

Don't forget to share the show. Don't be the hoes. Don't be a hoe. Yep. All right. What's up? What's going on, dude? Nothing, man. Yeah? Just trying a new spicy intro for everybody today. Yeah, the whole enchilada.

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42.089 - 52.073 DJ

I just gave it to them. Yep. That's a new term I learned from Keith. You never heard that before? The whole enchilada? Yeah. Well, no. It's a mountain bike trail thing. It's a what? Mountain bike trail.

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53.533 - 67.018 Andy Frisella

You've never heard the saying, the whole enchilada? No. Not like that. That's because you got a little half enchilada. I got a little tamale. Yeah. If we were you, we'd be saying, I'm giving you part of the enchilada.

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67.038 - 75.881 DJ

Yeah. Not an enchilada over here. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. No, man. Dude, we got a good little- I'm going to give you the taquito.

76.901 - 92.232 Andy Frisella

Taquitos are good. Yeah. I'm going to give you the half taquito. If it were Dave, he'd be saying, I'm going to give him the egg roll. Spring roll. Yeah, spring roll. Spring roll. If it were me, I'd say the cannoli. Isn't that about the same size?

92.893 - 107.17 DJ

No. You don't even know what I'm talking about. I know what cannolis are. What? Those are like the pastry, like the crispy pastry filled with like the white shit. Oh, damn. That's right. Walked right into that one.

107.19 - 108.111 Andy Frisella

Yep. Yep.

108.211 - 127.861 DJ

All right. All right. DJ Lo's cannolis. No, I actually don't. I actually don't like them at all, actually. That's a fucking lie. No, it's real, bro. I don't like the cannolis. They're not good. I've never, and like, listen, for like, you know. I can tell from looking at you, bro. Bullshit.

Chapter 2: How prevalent is teacher misconduct in schools today?

3932.344 - 3935.346 Andy Frisella

I mean, it was kind of a low blow what he said, you know, but it was funny.

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3935.606 - 3942.169 DJ

She said it first. Well, relevant. You're not even in the office anymore. He's like, well, I mean, you got fired from the job. How relevant are you? Yeah.

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3942.309 - 3947.392 Andy Frisella

Yeah. Notice how she puts her hands right up in his face to like, dude, like, bro.

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3948.112 - 3951.254 DJ

Listen, lady, you got you got got. It is what it is.

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3952.834 - 3956.796 Andy Frisella

Imagine someone putting their hands in your fucking face like that. Yeah, I know.

3957.397 - 3977.462 DJ

I know. It's bullshit, but you know who else is learning that lesson? Anderson Cooper and good old Burn Dog, Bernie Sanders. What, they get into it? No, not them. They just got fact-checked by one of their own. Yeah, Anderson Cooper gets brutal woke fact-checked live on air while introducing civil rights attorney.

3978.123 - 3989.104 DJ

Anderson Cooper suffered an embarrassing moment as he hosted a town hall event for Bernie Sanders where he misgendered a civil rights attorney. Let's check this clip out.

3989.124 - 3996.187 Unidentified Guest

Paul, we're back with Senator Bernie Sanders. I want to introduce Grace Thomas. She's a local civil rights attorney. She's a Democrat, right?

3996.968 - 4007.193 Unidentified Guest

Say them pronouns, actually. Thank you. Oh, you need Senator Sanders. Polling and turnout data indicate that racial demographics are turning away from the Democratic Party.

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