REAL AF with Andy Frisella
868. Andy & DJ CTI: Florida State University Shooting, Blue Origin Returns Safely & Why Dems Lost Election
Fri, 18 Apr 2025
On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the mass shooting at Florida State University, Blue Origins crew which includes Gayle King and Katy Perry returning safely after the space launch, and the viral clip explaining why the Democrats lost the Election.
Chapter 1: Who are the hosts and what is their show about?
What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of honor society, and welcome to Motherfucking Reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ. Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. Sorry for the only one CTI this week. It is what it is. I'm not a full-time podcaster or YouTuber.
We'll just get right into it, guys. Don't forget to share the show. No commercials on this show. Biggest show in the world with no commercials. This is a deal. This is a quid pro quo. We don't run ads. You share the show. So don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right. What's up?
What's going on, man?
Nothing.
Dude, I'm over here dying. Huh? You're dying? Yeah. Dude, I don't know what it is. Something got me. Can you hear me? I'm a little nose forward. No. No.
you know i've been dying bro body hurts well you sick i think so yeah i think so it's madat's fault i called it bro i called it he's gonna say it's not but he took the keith has cancer because of madat is that true that true so what's happening no nothing much man a lot of stuff uh Got a couple of stuff to talk about, man. Some things to discuss.
Yeah, I bet we didn't get to cover anything this week. Yeah, you know, but it's all good. How are you doing? You good? Yeah. Anything new? Nope. I want to drink out of this fucking thing the whole episode, but my right hand is a little tight.
Yeah, it's all that beating off. I don't know about that. You know, there's a viral video of me drinking out of that cup on the internet.
No, I haven't seen it yet. Yeah. I haven't seen it.
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Chapter 2: What does being a 'car guy' mean and what are the latest car news?
Like, what does being a car guy mean? It means being passionate about cars outside of the realm of just using them for basic transportation. That's the first thing it means. Okay. Second thing it means is you're not gay. Yeah. Wait. Okay. All right.
Okay.
Yeah. That's pretty much it.
All right. Well, you like cars. I do. You like cars. You don't have to have nice cars to be a car guy.
No. Not at all. Right? Yeah. Okay. All right. No, you can be... It's an aspirational hobby. You know what I mean? Like... When you're young. It's like Pokemon. I don't know. I don't know anything about Pokemon. I don't think it's like cars though. We got to catch them all. It's like a, I aspire to catch them all.
Do you guys write this dude's fucking jokes? No bro. It's fuck. I'm just, it's a metaphor. I get it. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Same, same.
No, but you know, Why do you stop? Cause it's not the same. Okay. All right. You can't compare Pokemon to fucking cars. Car guy culture. Car guy culture is, is you see a new car.
Oh my goodness. I want that car.
Yeah. Car guy culture is like, uh, It's probably the most inclusive culture that I think exists because no one cares who you are, what race you are. They don't care. They care about the cars.
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Chapter 3: What happened in the recent Florida State University mass shooting?
They make cool stuff. Yeah, I always saw them as, like, the add-on company. Like, they do the shit with, like, you know, Chevy or fucking... Performance stuff.
Right.
Yeah, but they make awesome products. I didn't know they made actually cars. Like, actually make cars. That's crazy. Huh. All right.
Yeah, I, uh... Yeah, I mean... I'd probably buy a Koenigsegg before I bought that. Not because I think it's better. It's just I like it better. Like the Koenigseggs better? Yeah. All right.
That's cool. I just didn't know if that was like... Because I feel like everybody says it's like, oh, I got the fastest car. It's like, eh, but do you?
Well, I mean, look, there's street cars that are faster than that that people build. I mean, there's a fucking six-second quarter-mile R8 that Underground Racing built that's fucking... probably the fastest street car made. There's a Ford GT called Bad GT that runs 310 miles an hour. So, I mean, there's all kinds of street cars that are ridiculous fast.
What makes these cars special is they come out of the box like that. What's the fastest car you got? The top speed or acceleration? Both, I guess. Well, acceleration, it's the...
the pure sport uh bugatti pure sheer on pure sport yeah the carbon top speed it's the uh it's the veyron super sport the the other bugatti gotcha yeah damn that's fucking sick yeah it goes 267 jesus yeah all right yep that's cool man
Well, let's get into our headlines. We got we got some interesting stuff. This is kind of like this first one. Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these, go to go to any facility dot com. You guys can find this stuff link there for you. But let's get into our first headline, because this one's actually kind of crazy.
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Chapter 4: What are the political and cultural debates surrounding gun laws and mass shootings?
There's two of them.
That's what the talk is right now. There is another clip that apparently shows a police officer rendering aid to what appears to look like that same person that was laying on the ground. Here's this clip. Yeah. So we don't know if she's, you know, passed or not. It looks like she got shot in the butt. Yeah, right. Lower torso, yeah. Yeah.
You know, but it is crazy because, you know, they haven't released the names of the shooter or the identity of the shooter or shooters yet. But, of course, you got people jumping to conclusions. There was this person who goes by Thomas Mix on Twitter saying, another active shooter, this time at SFU, Florida. Let's talk about why this keeps happening. Florida passed permitless carry in 2023.
No training, no license, no permit. Anyone 21 and older without a felony can now carry a hidden gun. No registration, no oversight, just vibes and violence. This is the direct result of GOP governance. Republicans in Florida don't care. If they did, they'd actually do something, but they don't because dead college kids aren't a political liability to them.
Most of their MAGA base isn't sending kids to university anyway. So when bullets fly on campus, it's not their problems. They sold public safety to the gun lobby. The NRA writes their bills. Gun violence is just background noise to their power games.
I mean, Zeeshan, what's the definition of a criminal?
The one who commits a crime and the one who doesn't obey laws. Okay, so that's like the official description.
Correct. Yeah. So this person, Thomas, who apparently is highly educated because MAGA people don't send their kids to college, right? Yeah, super educated. So this is an educated dude who thinks that
criminals somehow obey laws and that gun laws would stop this kind of behavior is that am i understanding this correctly okay so so how does he come to the conclusion that a law would stop people from doing these kinds of things does anybody can anybody answer that for me
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Chapter 5: What is the role of mental health and identity in mass shootings?
Correct. And plates. And forks. Yeah.
We shouldn't actually make the food healthier and ban the ingredients that are intentionally put in the food that make it addictive by all of the big food producers.
No, that's not the problem.
Just take the forks out of people's hands.
That's right.
So-
This is Thomas here, by the way.
Yeah, he looks like a smug douchebag with his fucking Star Trek cup. Okay? This is what's wrong with the world, is people that think this way. First of all, we're using people being shy as some sort of political agenda, push, narrative push.
politicizing the tragedy right which doesn't surprise me because that's what everybody jumps to do but i would be interested to find out who actually committed this shooting and what their history is and who they are because i'm willing to bet that it's probably not some MAGA hillbillies like they're trying to and by the way bro just so you know uh
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts discuss race, crime, and community responses to violence?
Yeah. You're right. Well, what did this guy post about that kid getting stabbed down there in Texas? Yeah, right. What did he post about that? Yeah. What did he post about that kid? What about that other guy who just almost got decapitated at a bus stop? Did we talk about that? Yeah, right. That hasn't even been made the fucking news. Dude was at a bus stop with his fucking family.
He bent down, and another dude smacked him in the back of the neck with a hatchet and killed him. We're not hearing about that. You know why? Because it doesn't fit their fucking agenda. So, bro, everybody knows what's going on. We all know this is the next phase of division and manipulation that's happening.
And it's sad, too, man. It's sad that that's what it's come down to. You know, because it's like the trusty old fucking, you know... Teddy bear or something. Anytime all this fails, bring it out.
Bring out that race card. Yeah, 100%. But, dude, look, they're going to continue to blame it on the far right and white supremacy until people stand the fuck up and say, what the fuck are you talking about? And not enough people will do that because they're afraid they've been traumatized for a decade and a half being called racist for breathing the fucking air.
okay so until people stand the up and say it ain't us doing this the you talking about the focus is going to continue to be on us all right the statistics and the data are what the they are they are they are what the they are and everybody out there knows what the data actually says Period. All right? So it comes from leftists. It comes from confused trans people.
It comes from people that are somehow connected to the FBI. It comes from a black violence problem. And those are realities. That's realities. Okay? So I don't know. That is not racist. That's just pointing out the fucking statistical data. And if anybody wants to challenge it, go look at the mass shootings that have happened for the last...
five, six years and, you know, I don't know, observe who did them. You can take a picture of the faces of the people that did it and you could tell very quickly who the fuck is doing the crimes. So, you know, until people want to have an honest conversation about these things, it's pointless.
my heart hearts and prayers out to to those uh those affected down there man it's a tough situation it's uh it's sad i'm sure we'll know very shortly you know what color head dye was used um listen bro we all we all know it's going to be yeah it's going to be a far leftist it's going to be some sort of trans person it's going to be some sort of communist person those are the people that are committing the fucking legally in
or some shit yeah it could be that those are the people committing the fucking crimes and they're gonna make it about white supremacy which is fucking insane okay maybe i'm wrong i don't know like maybe i'm wrong maybe it's a couple rednecks from fucking florida mans you're right all right maybe that's what it is but i'm willing to wager not knowing yet that that is not the case because we don't see that happening it's not happening it's just not
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Chapter 7: What are listeners saying? How do the hosts engage with their audience?
All right.
All right. Gourmet. Dude, the meat sticks are pretty good. I like the meat sticks. I like the jalapeno. You like that spicy one, don't you? How many more do they fucking need, man?
Andy makes a good meat stick.
Jalapeno cheddar, man. That's a good one.
It'll sting you. It'll hit you in the guts. You know what I'm saying? It'll fill you up. That's right. Yeah, it'll burn your eyes. You're not supposed to tell anybody about that. You'll like the aftertaste. That's right. Let's get a little gay.
Are we still talking about meat sticks here? We got one last comment comes from EvanCounts33. Andy, want to talk about getting aggressive? How about getting aggressive on making that grape energy drink? They're fucking great. I love tits. See? That guy gets it.
That guy gets it. That guy, he gets it. You know, he doesn't know why he loves tits. He just fucking does. Yep. There's just some things you can't explain, like why you love cars and why boobies are cool and why you feel a certain way when you drink a beer after you've been out in the heat all day. Like, these are things. And why you're more inclined to drinking grape. Yeah. Well, I mean.
Statistically. Let's zoom in on that photograph. Is he melanated? There's no way to tell. There isn't?
No. No. Look at those pants. That's a white guy.
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