REAL AF with Andy Frisella
874. Andy & DJ CTI: Mike Waltz To Be U.N. Ambassador, Pakistan Claims India Will Strike Them Within 36 Hours & Michelle Obama Blasts Trump's Immigration Crackdown
Fri, 02 May 2025
On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump saying he's nominating National Security Adviser Mike Waltz to be U.N. ambassador, Pakistan claiming it has credible intelligence that India will strike within 36 hours, and Michelle Obama blasting Trump's immigration crackdown.
Chapter 1: Who are the hosts and what is the show's premise?
What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the Internet.
Okay. I guess that's what the new deal is now. But that made me do it. Did he? Okay. Well, that's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. Cruise the internet. All right. We're going to put topics on the screen. We're going to speculate on what's going on. We're going to talk about what's true and what's not true.
And then we're going to talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in the world. Let's just get into it.
Yep.
What's up?
Yeah. Hey. Yep. Cause technically it'd be like C T M F I. You know what I'm saying?
Oh, so we're being grammatically correct.
Listen, I'm trying. Oh, all right. Got it. Read the book. You know what I'm saying? That you gave me the, how to read. How do you read a book on how to read?
yeah so i'm trying man that is kind of a weird thing to sell right like a book on how to read yeah yeah still buy it yeah anyway got the fee you got the fee oh yeah yeah yeah uh we do have a fee the fee is very simple uh we make you a deal all right we're not gonna fill your ears with ads for you know half the show um And you do us a solid and share the show. That's how it works. Simple.
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Chapter 2: What is the truth behind Mike Waltz's nomination as U.N. Ambassador?
Yeah.
Let's oust like the smartest fucking dude in the world. Yeah. I mean, like, like, makes sense. Makes perfect fucking sense. But I don't know what I do. That's so annoying to see. I know you guys see it, but it's like that's not journalism. No, it's not fucking.
It's dude, it's propaganda. It's intentional, disruptive propaganda. Yeah. And this is what they do. They listen. You don't have to have the facts right anymore to publish it, which is totally wrong. You know, like. How many lives do they destroy by doing this?
Dude. Well, Trump, I tried to find a video. There was a video going around of like a interview that Trump did with ABC, I think. And they got a question like, oh, but there's no like there's no investigations and no referrals. It was like Trump's like, how do you know that? Oh, I mean, you know, like, well, how do you know that?
Like, you're not you wouldn't even you're not even like legally supposed to know that. Like, how would you know that there's not or there is? And Trump called him out on it. It's just annoying. It's whatever. Let's talk. Let's talk about let's transition this a little bit to some some judges. That's going to be headline one. We got to talk about some judges that deserve to be in prison. So hold on.
So was this tweet today? Yeah, this was today. This was today. So they did this whole like rile up. Like there was a whole media.
So they made it seem like he was being fired when in reality.
For the signal shit. Correct. For in reality, he was being. Promoted. Promoted to it.
Yeah.
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Chapter 3: Why are judges releasing violent offenders with medical excuses?
No, dude. It's the first women in space. Oh, really? What's a woman? Well, like, dude, I'm just tired of the convenient application of whatever anyone feels like to push any narrative and escape any accountability. It's absurd. And it only works for protected classes. It does not work for anyone who is not in a protected class. Like, Which is me. You know, like, dude, real talk.
Like, if I did that, what would happen to me? If I did either one of those things, what would be, well, it'd be all over the fucking news. White nationalists. That's right. Andy Frisella fucking kills 75 people when it's fucking none. Right? It'll be totally a lie. Like, and it'll be based on sources. You know? Dude, it's insane. Yeah. Dude, I'm just going to claim gender dysmorphia now. Yeah.
Anything that happens to me. Sorry, dude. I'm confused. Yeah.
It was not you who did it.
It was Andrea. That's right. It was. Did you say that's white? Yeah. I'm white and intoxicated.
That's what it is. There we go. There we go. Guys.
I'm white, intoxicated, gender dysmorphia, depressed, retarded. You can't prosecute me. For anything. The laws do not apply. Sir, I need some proof. Just dance. You know what I'm saying? Oh, man, we live in a fucking strange place, bro. What a time. We have to like in real talk.
I know we're talking a lot of shit and making jokes, but like, dude, we as citizens have to start demanding accountability for all people. If the laws only apply selectively, then the laws do not matter. Period. We will never have civility or structure or rule of law in society with selective application. We won't have a high trust society.
We'll have exactly what we have, which honestly, I think all of us are getting pretty fucking tired of. Yeah.
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Chapter 4: How is mental health being used in legal accountability debates?
I tried to let him drive, but he wouldn't do it.
No, I don't want to mess up your car. It's been a long time since I've driven a stick shift. Well, I mean, it's a good time to learn, bro. One of my favorite cars, though.
Yeah, we ripped it. You did. Yeah. Did you? Yeah, that was the funniest part.
You got hit in the building? Yes. That's a loud car. People heard it in different parts of the building inside. That's awesome. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, let's go check on our buddies. We got some good friends over there in India. We got great friends in India. I like India. All right. And listen, India is ready to fucking make the moves. You know what I'm saying? This comes out. Pakistan claims it has credible intelligence. India will strike within 36 hours. Strike Pakistan? Yes. Listen, this shit's getting heated. It's getting real.
There's some real stuff going on. So tensions between India and Pakistan have escalated further after a top Pakistani official claimed early Wednesday to have credible intelligence that New Delhi will carry out a military action against Islamabad within the next two days. The claim came as both the United States and China urged restraint. So What happened? Well, I did see a video.
Go ahead and finish. I'll tell you what I saw. Yeah. What happened? What got these two coaches? Because there's always been tension. Zia, am I right?
Yes. But aren't you guys like cousins?
No, I'm being serious.
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Chapter 5: What happened with the Travis County judge and the foreign trucker case?
She was saying some shit about the safety. Okay, go ahead. I'm getting ahead of myself because it fucking irritates me. Let's watch the clip. Let's check it out.
We couldn't walk around saying valedictorian, straight-A student, you know, speaks excellent, has excellent diction if you give them a chance. You know, we knew very early on that no one was going to see beyond the color of our skin at an early age. And that could get you in trouble. Stop.
Do you know why no one sees past the color of your skin? Because it's all you fucking talk about. That's why real people out in the real world don't give a fuck about the color of people's fucking skin. We don't. I don't give a fuck. Do you give a fuck? Do you? And we all have different shades of fucking skin.
And pretty much all I know, all the white motherfuckers I know is contrary to what people believe, they don't give a fuck either. Fuck dude, I'm tired of hearing it. Shut the fuck up. You were first lady of the motherfucking United States. No one gives a fuck. And I'm tired of her preaching the way she preaches with her nose pointed down at everybody else.
Like you're some sort of fucking moral authority on anything. You've never done a motherfucking thing. You were fucking elected off of race. You ruined the fucking country. And that's the reality of it. You would think you'd just leave and go off. Just shut the fuck up.
Yeah, and go get your 40 acres.
You fucking started this podcast that nobody listens to because you don't have the fake media propping up all the shit. Fuck, dude. Fuck off. Dude, I'm so tired of their fucking faces and their smugness. They're so fucking smug. They don't give a fuck about black people.
If they gave a fuck about black people, they would actually hold the black people that are causing all the violence and crime accountable. They wouldn't give them excuses because of the color of their skin. We couldn't be straight A students. I'm pretty sure there's lots of fucking very successful black people that did very good in school and they won valedictorian.
I mean, there's a whole bunch of fucking, a whole bunch of them, okay? Like, fuck dude, we got our own fucking, we got black schools. We don't have fucking white schools. We got black schools. We got black television. We don't have white television. You see what I'm saying? Like, dude, It's you that fucking cares. It's you that rides that shit because you benefit from it.
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Chapter 6: What was Andy Frisella's experience returning to Instagram?
Mm.
but they both have the same smugness. And I think that's what it is for me. Like, who the fuck are you? What have you done? Like, what have you actually done? Like, I know that you were placed in a role and I know that you were the wife of a president, well, both of you were, but I'm sort of confused on what the fuck you've actually done.
Besides, tell everybody how great you are and dress like empresses and like you're the fucking ruler of the world. Get the fuck out of here. I ain't with it.
Ain't with it. But, yeah, man, let's get to our final segment, guys. As always, we got thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's why we bring a headline in. We talk about it. It gets one of those two options. Let's go to Germany. Let's go back to Germany. So we covered the story a few CTIs ago. You remember the deer calling competition they do over there, right? I do. Okay, yeah.
They got another competition. Let's check it out. Thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads. Bloody fingers are just part of the game in this traditional German sport. Let that marinate for a minute. Bloody fingers. I've had some bloody fingers before. Let's see the sport. Jesus. Oh, let's go to Pong, Germany.
Men in short leather pants and embroidered suspenders risk dislocating digits Sunday as they vied for the top prize at Germany's championship in the sport of Fingerhackern or Finger Wrestling. Around 180 competitors took part in Sunday's 64th German Championship in Pong, about an hour's drive southwest of Munich.
It's thought that finger wrestling, popular in Germany's Alpine region and neighboring Austria, originated as a way to settle disputes. The earliest depictions of the sport go back to the 19th century. Participants on Sunday wore the traditional Bavarian dress known as trotsch, right?
Today, Finger Island is highly organized and follows strict rules, starting with exactly defined measurements for both the table and the leather loop. In Sunday's championship, there were several winners in different weight and age categories. There are nine clubs in Germany and another four in neighboring Austria, says Horge Haler. Careful.
Chairman of Germany's oldest and biggest club, finger-hackling Schnitzelmatzi. Let's check the clip out.
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Chapter 7: What are the current tensions between India and Pakistan?
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