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20/20
Wild Crime: You've Got Your Monster | S4 Ep. 2
A lot of people right now I know are just heartbroken. Everyone was rooting for her until the very end.
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Wild Crime: You've Got Your Monster | S4 Ep. 2
We just, we couldn't believe it. We feel for the family. It's absolutely devastating.
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Wild Crime: You've Got Your Monster | S4 Ep. 2
Bill and Lorraine Currier, a longtime couple in Essex, quiet, devoted to one another, dedicated employees at their jobs.
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Wild Crime: You've Got Your Monster | S4 Ep. 2
There was just this overwhelming mystery, just this pervasive question that lingered for a long time. What the hell happened to the couriers?
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Wild Crime: You've Got Your Monster | S4 Ep. 2
But all of a sudden, seemingly out of nowhere, The police activity on this case really ramped up again in the spring of 2012.
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True Crime Vault: Undercover Mother
If four judges all agreed that the trial was flawed, wouldn't it be logical that you send the guy home? You know, how much does the guy have to suffer?
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True Crime Vault: Undercover Mother
Doing things that I think most people would think are borderline heroic.
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True Crime Vault: Undercover Mother
This is not your typical murder case. This is a very handsome football player, right, which makes for a nice headline and sells papers, right?
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
On the 30th of April, 1986, a young couple was seen by the store detective in Marks & Spencer's just across the road there, acting suspiciously.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
His hair was tinted very slightly reddish, wasn't it? Yes, yes. She had dark hair, fairly short. I wanted to know where they were staying in London and I wanted to know where their passports were.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
He decided to tell us that he was staying at a place called At Home, which is like a small basement rental apartment in Gloucester Place, which is in the centre of London.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
This is exactly the same as the place that Jens brought us to. Down some basement steps, a doorway on the right-hand side. Jens had a key on him. He opened the door and took us into what was a very, very small room. I noticed on the bed there were some wigs, false moustaches, and I suddenly realised that Jens Ziering, all the time he'd been talking to us, was wearing a false moustache.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
I can remember Terry saying to Jens, OK, take it off. So Jens peeled off the moustache for us.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
There was one suitcase in particular that was very large, and it was full of correspondence.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
Once he started going through the letters in the diaries, it opened up a can of worms.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
I'm thinking, why are they worried about fingerprints? It seemed to me like they were trying to hide something.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
Now, clearly, again, they were worried about fingerprints for some reason, and I wanted to know what that interview was.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
There was also letters that were talking about things like doing voodoo on the parents and I wish they would lie down and die.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
One of them referred to, was actually addressed to dear officers Reed and Gardner. I found that particularly interesting because it actually referred to the death of her parents.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
I kept telling everybody that I thought, I'd already decided that I thought they'd done a murder.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
Yeah, I do. I said, can you tell me, are her parents dead? And he said, yeah, they're dead. He said, were they murdered?
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
I wanted my parents out of my life. When she appeared in court, everybody was riveted by what she had to say. Stay with us.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
The missing child is Lucia Blix, nine years old. Please, let her come back home safely.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
That was their only opportunity to see each other, and I used to let them have a kiss and cuddle in the passageway. Yes, they were definitely still in love.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
It's a natural human emotion to want somebody to blame.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
Pam Windsor, News Center 13, Bedford. It's the stuff that TV movies are made of. I mean, the shock that she was involved, wanting to see what she says, it was a very big deal.
20/20
True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
The defendant, Mr. Soaring. He comes behind him and he cuts. Left to right.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
Up until then, we'd only heard Elizabeth's version, and so now everybody wants to see what he looks like and hear his version.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
I've killed my parents. I've killed my parents. It wasn't her that did it. It was the drugs that made her do it and that her parents deserved it anyway. You've got to help me. If you don't help me, they'll kill me.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
I loved Elizabeth and I believed that the only way I could save her life from the electric chair was for me to take the blame and that I personally... really face no more than a few years in German prison.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
You have the capability of lying... to accomplish a certain goal, don't you? To protect Elizabeth, right. To protect Elizabeth?
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
Then it would follow if you had the capability of lying to protect Elizabeth, you most certainly have the capability of lying to protect yourself, correct? That would be logical.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
You still think we don't know what's coming down, don't you?
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
Absolutely not. I don't think you do. That's correct, yes.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
And you pull that out, and it matches, and it fits like a glove.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
Rapper Sean Diddy Combs was a kingmaker. He had wealth, fame, and power.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
Federal investigators raiding two homes owned by hip-hop mogul Sean Diddy Combs.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
I'm Brian Buckmeyer, an ABC News legal contributor. As Diddy heads to trial, we trace his remarkable rise and fall, and what could be next. Listen to Bad Rap, The Case Against Diddy, a new series from ABC Audio. Listen now, wherever you get your podcasts.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
On April 8th, the final season of The Handmaid's Tale arrives. This is the beginning of the end. And the revolution.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
Rebellion. Begins. How many bodies are you going to throw in the fire? When is enough enough? When there's no one left to fight.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
The Hulu original series, The Handmaid's Tale. Final season premieres April 8th, streaming on Hulu.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
When you look at his confession, it's not consistent at all with the crime scene.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
It's very interesting and it's very sad that he's still in jail 30 years later.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
That's right. That's what he said. He definitely told them that it was a woman that was close to the family involved in that crime scene.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
People must have been a bit taken aback by her selection of him.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
I love you selfishly and I love you with pain. I want to be with you, around you, through you.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
It sort of sits on the border right there, Lynchburg and Bedford County. Just a very nice, quiet, wealthy community.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
There was concern because of the smearing blood initially that there was some sort of cult involved.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
Did he actually kill for love or just confess to it? The bottom line in this case is that one of them is lying.
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True Crime Vault: New DNA Analysis in a Murder
You and Detective Reed sort of played good cop, bad cop with him.
20/20
The Lies Beneath
The jury saw through all of her lies, manipulations, all of it. They didn't buy her story for a second. They didn't buy her daughter's story.
20/20
Mountain of Lies
We thought there was plenty of money. He always portrayed himself as a wealthy person. And we were getting word that they were needing money.
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Mountain of Lies
I do remember that Mr. and Ms. Bertolet were confused why the money seemed to be missing.
20/20
Mountain of Lies
My first impressions of Harold was he was an outgoing, gregarious salesman type. And I, being a salesman myself at that time, I was fine with that energy.
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Mountain of Lies
Sure. They were about to have their 12th anniversary. He was going to surprise her. She was just going to be overwhelmed. She was going to love it.
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Mountain of Lies
He had the person that he could control a thousand percent above any wife or anyone else in his life, and that was his daughter.
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Mountain of Lies
Harold saw, I believe, an exact way to fit in and bond with four girls, which was the fun, goofy uncle.
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Mountain of Lies
There's an odd sense of, like we were the family that maybe Harold always wanted. There's another Christmas one where he just looks like, like it's just like.
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Mountain of Lies
We started seeing things being taken from her one painful step at a time. She dropped out of her choir that she loved. She quit teaching Sunday school. He had asked her to give that up because it was taking away from their marriage.
20/20
Mountain of Lies
Bill Burr, Drop Dead Years. A hilarious stand-up special is coming to Hulu March 14th.
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Mountain of Lies
I am getting along with my wife better than I ever have. All you have to do is agree to something that you would never do. Farmer's market? Oh boy, would I? My buddy dies. I show up to the funeral. Open casket. You told me he was dead. I believed you.
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Mountain of Lies
And they're like, wait a minute. We just turned off at nowhere. There was no indication that there was a spot to turn off.
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Mountain of Lies
And as soon as Sunita and I saw the site, we were totally on board with them and said, okay, we're in 100%. What are we going to do to prove this case now?
20/20
Mountain of Lies
what Harold was was a pack rat, and so every single piece of paper from the last 20 years was in there. The boat, the cabin, how much is in this account, that account?
20/20
Mountain of Lies
He had the person that he could control a thousand percent above any wife or anyone else in his life, and that was his daughter.
20/20
Mountain of Lies
My name is Myra Whitener, and I went to junior high school, high school with Harold. We remained friends throughout our whole lives. For all of us, honestly, he was obnoxious, but you just kind of overlook that because he was so charming, too.
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Mountain of Lies
That's one thing Harold always said, I will never drink and I will never hit a woman, he said. Which is why it's shocking. Harold always wanted to have a family. He wanted to be a family man.
20/20
Mountain of Lies
We needed to indict him pretty quickly. Harold was starting to move money, hundreds of thousands of dollars, so that elevated our concern.
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Mountain of Lies
Two years after her death, her husband Harold is in federal custody, charged with first degree murder.
20/20
Mountain of Lies
I was pretty shocked one day when Tony and I were having a conversation, and she just outright said, I met a guy online, this guy named Harold.
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Mountain of Lies
Harold turns out to be a not very nice person. That doesn't mean you murdered your wife.
20/20
Mountain of Lies
So when you're using your cell phone, it is pinging off the local tower so we can find where your phone has been on given dates and times.
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Mountain of Lies
He's a very well respected criminal defense attorney in town who has decades of experience.
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Mountain of Lies
One of the things that we did legally was to make a decision that we were going to try and use the 1995 death of Lynn Henthorne in the case. And in our case, it was to show that this was not an accident.
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Mountain of Lies
We went to the pretrial, very concerned that the evidence was not going to be allowed in.
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Mountain of Lies
We were not proving that Lynn was murdered. They could only use it for the limited purpose to show that it was not likely that Tony's death was an accident based on the similarities of Lynn's death.
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Mountain of Lies
We expect opening statements today in the trial against a Highlands Ranch man accused of pushing his wife off of a cliff in Rocky Mountain National Park.
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Mountain of Lies
He kept saying, no need to look at this again. This poor man has lost two wives. How heartbreaking could that be? Harold, he's smiling at his friends, and he, enough of a narcissist that it's all about him. Because we couldn't bring the jury to the scene, we instead brought the scene to them.
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Mountain of Lies
They got engaged in February and got married in September. They didn't see each other but six or seven times during that whole period.
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Mountain of Lies
I felt like we made the case, but there's still a lot of anticipation, a lot of, oh my gosh, I don't know.
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Mountain of Lies
You sit down and you think, I hope we did it. It's a lot tougher than you think to get a jury to agree.
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Mountain of Lies
You're always nervous about what 12 people are thinking. You just don't know.
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Mountain of Lies
The wedding day for Tony and Harold was just beautiful. Tony was just stunning.
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Mountain of Lies
Choosing every day to forgive Harold for what he did. Not for his sake, but for mine, so that I know that I'm freed from him, from his control, that I'm my own person, and that I'm grounded to do whatever I want to outside of his control.
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Mountain of Lies
They wanted children right away. Both of them did. She was in her mid-40s when she got pregnant with Haley. So she got her dream.
48 Hours
Deadly Divorce, Part 1
Passion and volatile and passion and volatile and not a whole lot in between.
48 Hours
Deadly Divorce, Part 1
Should we all be huddling somewhere and hiding? Should our kids be walking in front of the windows?
48 Hours
Deadly Divorce, Part 1
Mm-mm. He's a completely capable human being who makes bad choices and excuses.
48 Hours
Deadly Divorce, Part 1
She would never try to attack Darren or do anything like that. Even if she would, which I don't think she ever would, she would certainly have never even considered it with her daughter around, ever. Period. It just wouldn't have happened.
48 Hours
Deadly Divorce, Part 1
You're just pacing because there's, what are you going to do? Perhaps she could still be alive.
48 Hours
Deadly Divorce, Part 1
That was probably the scariest moment in my entire life, just to realize that my And my beautiful friend wasn't there anymore.
48 Hours
Deadly Divorce, Part 1
Charla was a very sexual person. She did not have sexual inhibitions and that was something that she shared with her husband and how great for her husband.
48 Hours
Deadly Divorce, Part 1
Well, I think that's ridiculous. He's this guy that goes to the gym, works out, and is muscular, and it just seems ridiculous to me.
48 Hours
Deadly Divorce, Part 1
Anything that she got was something that he lost. And he just wasn't going to lose.
48 Hours
The Imposter
There is no record of any Clark Rockefeller as a descendant of John D. Rockefeller. I was like, what?
48 Hours
The Imposter
The social worker tried to prevent it when he was dragged by the vehicle and was injured during the course of the abduction.
48 Hours
The Imposter
It was very apparent that this was a well-thought-out abduction, that he had planned this for a long time.
48 Hours
The Imposter
He knew. I'm not a Rockefeller. I'm not Christopher Crowe. I'm not Count Mountbatten or whoever that was.
48 Hours
The Imposter
I don't think there is a real person under there. I don't think he even knows who he is.
48 Hours
The Imposter
Yes. I have no doubt that he killed John Sohus. I have no doubt that he killed Linda Sohus.
Behind the Bastards
Behind the Bastards Presents: Sixteenth Minute (of Fame)
What you're all flipping out about is her looking smoking hot and participating in Miss World right after she gave birth. I mean, like, I think the placenta probably hadn't even come out when she was putting on her ball gown. I mean, she is... That was quick. That was a quick turnaround. So she's in your head about that, but... Why was she not in your head before?
Behind the Bastards
Behind the Bastards Presents: Sixteenth Minute (of Fame)
I think you guys just haven't been following her closely enough.
Behind the Bastards
It Could Happen Here Weekly 171
Okay, we are back. Thank you so much for surviving this.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
I do too because you're in public at a bar and he's yelling it too. That's another layer.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
I'm just saying. I'm just starting to get the ick from him too.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
That's how it comes off, though. It doesn't matter what his intention was. And also, he's using a note card. Like, don't you have, like, an...
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Everyone's probably focused on the drunk guys.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
I've had friends stop talking to guys who are like, I'm going to stand on this side of the road when we're on a walk because it's safer for you there. And they get turned off by that. God, your friends are awful.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Did you just say, uh, Alexis? Yeah. Because of how it's going to go in a sec.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
That deserves an ew. I back that.
Campus Files
Hot for Chancellor - Part 2
Gow says the board fired him because they were uncomfortable with him and his wife producing and appearing in pornographic videos.
Candace
STOP EVERYTHING. They FINALLY Mentioned ME In The Blake Lively Lawsuit! | Candace Ep 152
Quote, the most important thing here is that we have important hero archetypes that we look up to. Jesus is a hero archetype. Superman is a hero archetype. Real characters, too. I could name a thousand. Rosa Parks, Ronald Reagan, end quote. I can't wrap my head around this.
Candace
STOP EVERYTHING. They FINALLY Mentioned ME In The Blake Lively Lawsuit! | Candace Ep 152
Way to go, guy. You moron. Yeah, you don't talk to a kid like that.
Candace
STOP EVERYTHING. They FINALLY Mentioned ME In The Blake Lively Lawsuit! | Candace Ep 152
I don't know if you saw this, but someone had put out a tweet saying, Dan Crenshaw is pushing for this bill because it includes a 40% pay raise for a member of Congress. And Dan Crenshaw had recently been complaining that like, oh, we don't make enough money. We're like destitute. I want to quote it exactly because it's just hilarious.
Candace
STOP EVERYTHING. They FINALLY Mentioned ME In The Blake Lively Lawsuit! | Candace Ep 152
So he responds to this guy on X and he says, you f***ing lying piece of s***. But hey, whatever gets you pathetic bottom feeders, clickbait. You f***ing incel. So now if you're against Dan Crenshaw's spending bill, you're like an incel or something.
Candace
STOP EVERYTHING. They FINALLY Mentioned ME In The Blake Lively Lawsuit! | Candace Ep 152
Yeah.
Fresh Air
Best Of: Seth Rogen / Can The Dems Win Back The Bros?
Shortwave thinks of science as an invisible force showing up in your everyday life. Powering the food you eat, the medicine you use, the tech in your pocket. Science is approachable because it's already part of your life. Come explore these connections on the Shortwave podcast from NPR.
Honestly with Bari Weiss
The UK Grooming Gangs and the Cowardice of the West
The fact that Elon Musk has forced this back to public attention and essentially looks like he's going to hold the government and indeed the entire bureaucracy, the police, the home office, everybody to account is astonishing. And the effect of this, I think, is going to be accelerating political change.
LUIGI
The Manhunt: 1
We're talking about the CEO of the biggest private health insurance corporation in the world in human history.
Morning Wire
House Budget Bill Battle & NY’s Wildcat Strike | 2.26.25
If you were at any private corporation, if you were doing this in the work chat, you would be packed up and gone within hours.
Morning Wire
House Budget Bill Battle & NY’s Wildcat Strike | 2.26.25
These are intelligence officials that should in theory be focused on foreign adversaries, but They are very concerned about domestic politics. And so it's not just about their hormones, their genital surgeries. They have vitriolic feelings towards conservatives in particular. Two names that came up, of course, were Chaya Raichik of Libs of TikTok fame and the one and only Ben Shapiro.
Morning Wire
House Budget Bill Battle & NY’s Wildcat Strike | 2.26.25
And they were going ballistic. I mean, they said at one point that you should be expelled for the tribe for constantly spouting hate speech.
Morning Wire
Trump-Zelenskyy Talk & UPenn’s Federal Funding Paused | Afternoon Update | 3.19.25
Seconds left, and here we go. This is where dreams are made. Simpsons home run play, the deflection. Oh! Oh! 0.7 seconds left.
Morning Wire
Election Earthquake: How Donald Trump Dominated 2024 | 12.29.24
All the excuses that have been made for so long to kind of explain away Trump and the support he has built throughout the country are sort of over, right? Like all the people who, you know, this is not normal. This is not who we are. You know, normalizing Trump is the great sin of this era. I feel like all that is over.
Morning Wire
Election Earthquake: How Donald Trump Dominated 2024 | 12.29.24
There are 40% fewer people coming across the border illegally. That's better than when he left office. And I'm going to continue to move until we get the total ban, the total initiative relative to what we're going to do with more border patrol and more asylum officers.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
850. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Congressional Address, Democrat Mayor Protecting Migrants & Sen. Bernie Moreno Introduces Bill to Ban Foreign Flag On Capitol Grounds
There are people who are charged with trying to find savings. So, yes, it's an attack on government, but it's also an attack on this government. What I mean by that is it's an attack on this government that used to be headed by a black man. It's an attack on this government that almost elected a black woman to the highest office in the land.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
850. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Congressional Address, Democrat Mayor Protecting Migrants & Sen. Bernie Moreno Introduces Bill to Ban Foreign Flag On Capitol Grounds
It's an attack on a government that has been more welcoming and more supportive of people who have come to this country and search for a better life.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
850. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Congressional Address, Democrat Mayor Protecting Migrants & Sen. Bernie Moreno Introduces Bill to Ban Foreign Flag On Capitol Grounds
Yeah.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
850. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Congressional Address, Democrat Mayor Protecting Migrants & Sen. Bernie Moreno Introduces Bill to Ban Foreign Flag On Capitol Grounds
Yeah, it's the same play.
Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
Murder On a Submarine - The Peter Madsen story
Originally educated a little bit as an engineer, a little bit as a naval engineer.
Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
Murder On a Submarine - The Peter Madsen story
You're aware that psychopaths exist amongst us.
Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
Murder On a Submarine - The Peter Madsen story
You're aware that psychopaths exist amongst us, human predators that walks around and grabs people and use them and throw them out.
Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
He Murdered a Girl For Turning Around In His Driveway
And yeah, police know that that's bullshit.
Shadow Kingdom
God’s Banker I 3. The Grandmaster
Italy has inflation, unemployment, political terrorism, and street violence.
Shadow Kingdom
God’s Banker I 3. The Grandmaster
Good evening. The Pope is in Poland. The leader of the Roman Catholic Church has returned home.
Shadow Kingdom
God’s Banker I 3. The Grandmaster
Again, Italy has inflation, unemployment, and an impotent government, political terrorism, and street violence. But to say that they may turn to history...
Shadow Kingdom
God’s Banker I 2. Our Thing
This system is completely rotten, completely corrupt, completely illegitimate, therefore it's okay to blow up this entire building.
Snapped: Women Who Murder
Judy Naylor
Judy Naylor is currently serving her life sentence at the North Carolina Correctional Institution for Women in Raleigh, North Carolina. Donald McPhail served 13 years and five months in a North Carolina state prison. He was released in July of 2014.
The Bulwark Podcast
S2 Ep1015: Bill Kristol: The High Cost of Stupidity
We're tariffing Ukraine. Ukraine's on the list. Ukraine got a 10% tariff.
The Bulwark Podcast
S2 Ep1015: Bill Kristol: The High Cost of Stupidity
Schön. Bilton Friedman, die Simplizität. Fühlen Sie sich gut? Fühlen Sie sich wie Straussian wieder, Bill? Wie fühlt sich das an?
The Bulwark Podcast
S2 Ep1015: Bill Kristol: The High Cost of Stupidity
Just what everybody wants. The screw and the screws. We'll just have all the engineers overseeing the screw screwing.
The Bulwark Podcast
S2 Ep1015: Bill Kristol: The High Cost of Stupidity
You should. And then Volger could do a co-bill.
The Daily
Nixon Dreamed of Breaking the Media. Trump Is Doing It.
You know, the media is always talking about the imperial presidency, the power of the imperial presidency. I think we ought to hear a little bit of discussion of the imperial media and its power.
The Daily
Trump’s Bid for Greenland
This is a very good idea. In fact, we could move one of the Red Sox spring training camps there. And it was mostly taken as a joke.
The Daily
Stephen Miller’s Return to Power
The military has the right to establish a fortress position on the border and to say no one can cross here at all.
The Daily
Stephen Miller’s Return to Power
You had three apparently well-to-do white lacrosse players accused of raping a poor black stripper single mother in Durham. If you hadn't had that racial element, there's no way this case could have continued for that long.
The Daily
Stephen Miller’s Return to Power
And the idea that in America you would pursue a case against three people when the evidence suggests not that they did it, but that they didn't do it. to me, is beyond unconscionable.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
For weeks, people have been raising alarms about how Trump seems to be handing way too much power over to Elon Musk. And yesterday, Trump replied, I hear you. You want me to give more power to Elon Musk.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
Yes. Elon Musk is now in charge of all government hilings. Hirings. Hirings. I didn't... Sorry. I didn't say that right. Right. I didn't say it right.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
I don't know why I keep Hitler. Misspeaking.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
I don't know why I keep misspeaking. So this was already a pretty unusual thing for a president to do. But Trump being Trump, he had to make it even more ridiculous by introducing it with a full-on circus act in the Oval Office. Now look at this scene. Musk is holding court with his hands tented like a Bond villain, probably to stop him from doing a Nazi salute. With his...
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
With his four-year-old child in tow. I mean, that poor kid. His dad literally runs SpaceX, and Elon took him to a meeting on federal spending. Dad, are we gonna get to see the rockets? No, son, we're gonna discuss budgets because I'm a shitty dad. I mean, everything about this event was so bizarre.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
Trump was sitting quietly for half an hour, retreating to his happy place, thinking about Arnold Palmer's giant doge. And who thought cloning Stephen Miller was a good idea? I mean, is it for spare parts? I mean, they look like a before and even more before picture. Okay? I mean... Okay, but all right.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
Leaving aside this renaissance painting done by the dogs playing poker guy, it's good that we have Elon Musk here, because we've been watching him slashing programs and shuttering agencies for a month now, and we can finally ask Elon, why are you doing this?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
Wow. Wow. I mean, you see why this guy's a genius. You don't want an unelected bureaucrat running the country. It makes a lot of sense. No questions here. I do have one question, though. Isn't that you? I mean... I mean, am I... Am I going crazy? Because it feels like I'm watching Drake sing Not Like Us at karaoke. Like, does he not know?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
Is having this one unaccountable bureaucrat in charge better than having those other unaccountable bureaucrats in charge? Because... because at least the others have to follow transparency laws. The only thing transparent about Doge is Elon's skin. I mean...
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
His financial disclosure is being kept secret, Doge is exempt from open records laws, and when someone on Twitter merely identified some of the people who work for Doge, Elon suspended their account and said, you have committed a crime, which we tried to fact check with career officials at the FBI, but they're all working at a Panera now.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
So, Elon, I gotta tell you, I don't think you're being that transparent.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
Oh, well, I did the exam and what an asshole. YOU KNOW WHAT? I don't want to give you a proctology exam. I just want to know what you're doing, because another advantage of federal bureaucrats is that they can't have conflicts of interest, whereas you seem to have every conflict of interest. SpaceX has government contracts. Tesla is under government oversight. X is under government investigation.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
And his hair plugs are being investigated by the Department of No One's Buying This. You're basically a walking conflict of interest. Is that not a huge problem?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
If we see a conflict, we just need to say something. Hey, Elon, I noticed a conflict. Did that work? No? No? Nothing happened? There's no accountability and nothing matters? Great. Perfect system. Well, it. He's not going to be transparent. And he's riddled with conflicts of interest. But at least he's a genius. And the work he's going to do will be flawless.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
Nobody's gonna bat a thousand. You made up a $50 million conspiracy of sending condoms to Gaza. You're not grounding out to third. You're puking into the umpire's mouth. And just for the record, of course the United States didn't send $50 million worth of condoms to Gaza. We sent $5 million of vibrating sex swings to North Korea, and I believe it stopped nuclear war. But don't quote me on that.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
I'm not gonna bat a thousand. So, to summarize, he's not transparent, he has tons of conflict, he believes any lie he hears, and he spreads false rumors that go global. Honestly, I'd be pretty mad at him right now if he didn't have so much gosh darn charisma.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
Look, if you want to see more of that kind of comedy, then don't worry, because there's a new special coming out that's just for you.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
Zuck, Bezos, Tim Cook, Elon, Tic Tac Guy, Google Guy. The six guys who control maybe 20% of the world's wealth and 100% of your nudes. You don't need to pretend with me. I don't know what he's talking about.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
Populism, ladies and gentlemen. Shouldn't this gathering be happening in a volcano's lair near Zurich? or are we just open source Illuminati now? Where's the conspiracy fun in that? Honestly, there is not a useful app of communication, not controlled by at least one of these individuals.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
And you may not be concerned that they've all ponied up a million dollars to be sitting there and are kissing the ass of a president who openly threatens non-ass kissers, but trust me, shit's gonna get weird. Even by that afternoon,
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
Charitably, I'm going to say that was just an awkward, my heart goes out to you gesture. Any of you might have done it like this. You know, even Taylor Swift has done that, you know, my heart, but she almost never does the goes out to you. Just always stays with, but you know, listen, it's nerve wracking day. Uh, You're not normally a public speaker. It's a one-off gesture.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | President Elon
You really want to make sure the people in the back see it, I guess. I'm just going to be generous and say, maybe that was Elon's attempt at dabbing on the haters? I don't... By the way, do people still dab on haters? Was that a very old man? Okay. Wasn't that a thing at one time? No, I think it's important in these troubled times to continue to dab on the haters.
The Dan Bongino Show
Trump Rocks The Swamp And Dems Hit Rock Bottom (Ep. 2436)
Look at what's happening. The Democrats are not even acknowledging the cabinet right now. I just don't remember that being standard. At least they would get up and shake their hands. Just the visual here. They're not engaging. This is not a pathway for it to bipartisanship.
The Dan Bongino Show
Trump Drops The Hammer At Press Conference (Ep. 2389)
You'll have certain sides saying it's all mental health and we need to get better at that. And you know what? That's true, but it's not all mental health. We'll have people say we need to lock down schools more and have many armed officers all over a school. There have been numerous cases where there have been armed officers and they didn't get there fast enough. And so that's not the issue.
The Dan Bongino Show
Trump Drops The Hammer At Press Conference (Ep. 2389)
Guns continue to be the issue and particularly access to guns from people who should not have them, including criminal actors and young people who should not have access. So until we address all of these issues together and acknowledge the role of guns, we're not going to see significant change.
The Dan Bongino Show
Nightly Scroll - Mainstream Media Plots The Next Plandemic! (Ep.02)
When you wake up or when you're on your weekend and you get the fork in the road message or you get the subsequent five bullets, hey, what the hell did you do, you lazy federal worker, this week? How frightening is it that someone on X, the owner of X, speaks to you directly to say, what did you do last week at work? And if you don't answer, I am going to fire you.
The Dan Bongino Show
Nightly Scroll - Mainstream Media Plots The Next Plandemic! (Ep.02)
But even more egregious, the president comes out, the most powerful person in the land, and endorses that message.
The Dan Bongino Show
Majority of Jobs Created Under Biden Went To ILLEGALS! (Ep. 09) - Nightly Scroll with Hayley 03/20/2025
if I just happened to be pregnant.
The Dan Bongino Show
Majority of Jobs Created Under Biden Went To ILLEGALS! (Ep. 09) - Nightly Scroll with Hayley 03/20/2025
I know how it works.
The Dan Bongino Show
Majority of Jobs Created Under Biden Went To ILLEGALS! (Ep. 09) - Nightly Scroll with Hayley 03/20/2025
I know.
The Dan Bongino Show
Majority of Jobs Created Under Biden Went To ILLEGALS! (Ep. 09) - Nightly Scroll with Hayley 03/20/2025
So you're saying I should carry a baby and ruin my collegiate life.
The Dan Bongino Show
Majority of Jobs Created Under Biden Went To ILLEGALS! (Ep. 09) - Nightly Scroll with Hayley 03/20/2025
I will have to drop out of college.
The Dan Bongino Show
Majority of Jobs Created Under Biden Went To ILLEGALS! (Ep. 09) - Nightly Scroll with Hayley 03/20/2025
So you're saying I should drop out of college to support my child. I'm supporting my life.
The Dan Bongino Show
Majority of Jobs Created Under Biden Went To ILLEGALS! (Ep. 09) - Nightly Scroll with Hayley 03/20/2025
Are you married?
The Dan Bongino Show
Majority of Jobs Created Under Biden Went To ILLEGALS! (Ep. 09) - Nightly Scroll with Hayley 03/20/2025
All right, if I make this throw, you gotta vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. Ready? You're 19! If I... All right, now if I make this throw, you gotta vote for Donald Trump and J.D. Vance. Let's go. Ready, set, oi! Oh, man. Well, you gotta do it now.
The Dan Bongino Show
Majority of Jobs Created Under Biden Went To ILLEGALS! (Ep. 09) - Nightly Scroll with Hayley 03/20/2025
Sonic, I am so sorry I brought you into this racist ass home. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Just because he doesn't have spots doesn't mean he can't sit in your cuddle puddle. I'm sorry, son.
The Dan Bongino Show
Majority of Jobs Created Under Biden Went To ILLEGALS! (Ep. 09) - Nightly Scroll with Hayley 03/20/2025
But what if they don't have two brain cells?
The Dan Bongino Show
Biden Is Destroying The Country On His Way Out (Ep. 2402)
If those hostages aren't back, I don't want to hurt your negotiation. If they're not back by the time I get into office, all hell will break out in the Middle East. And it will not be good for Hamas, and it will not be good, frankly, for anyone. All hell will break out. I don't have to say anymore, but that's what it is.
The Headlines
The Tariffs Are On, and Trump Suspends Ukraine Aid
And here is Alona Mar. Oh, she's going to do it. It is quite simply marvelous.
The Megyn Kelly Show
GOP Keeps House Seats, Tariff Day Announcement, Feds Seek Death Penalty for Luigi: AM Update 4/2
Stocks slide as the world waits for President Trump to unveil more tariffs on Wednesday.
The Megyn Kelly Show
CBS vs. Free Speech, Elon Baby Drama, and Shocking Plane Crash, with Michael Knowles, Matt Taibbi, and Walter Kirn | Ep. 1009
Right?
The Megyn Kelly Show
CBS vs. Free Speech, Elon Baby Drama, and Shocking Plane Crash, with Michael Knowles, Matt Taibbi, and Walter Kirn | Ep. 1009
Yes. Thank you so much. Thank you.
The Megyn Kelly Show
CBS vs. Free Speech, Elon Baby Drama, and Shocking Plane Crash, with Michael Knowles, Matt Taibbi, and Walter Kirn | Ep. 1009
That's a diplomatic way to put it.
The Megyn Kelly Show
Media's ICE Hoax, Vance's Masterclass on CBS, and Trump vs. Bass, with Steve Bannon and Batya Ungar-Sargon | Ep. 992
I'm ready. I've got my gunslingers and I'm going to take.
The Megyn Kelly Show
Media's ICE Hoax, Vance's Masterclass on CBS, and Trump vs. Bass, with Steve Bannon and Batya Ungar-Sargon | Ep. 992
Okay. Safety. But I guess tough guys like this have a plan to take on ice and make them see God before they touch one of those children.
The Megyn Kelly Show
Media's ICE Hoax, Vance's Masterclass on CBS, and Trump vs. Bass, with Steve Bannon and Batya Ungar-Sargon | Ep. 992
I have a plan. You don't think I have a plan? Like, I don't know if it's Latina or what it is, but it's some sort of fake ethical appropriation by these teachers just so they sound like they have credibility.
The Megyn Kelly Show
Media's ICE Hoax, Vance's Masterclass on CBS, and Trump vs. Bass, with Steve Bannon and Batya Ungar-Sargon | Ep. 992
But I don't understand the person who works it and tries to squeeze out more tears to make themselves look extra sad. I'm really sad.
The Megyn Kelly Show
Elon's Email Drama, Trump vs. Maine Governor, and a German Election Surprise: AM Update for 2/24
So they're finding other ways to get people to either resign or create a pretext for them to be fired.
The Megyn Kelly Show
Elon's Email Drama, Trump vs. Maine Governor, and a German Election Surprise: AM Update for 2/24
Elon Musk has zero legal authority to fire government employees or force their resignations. Again, another example of total chaos, all caused by unelected Doge guy Elon Musk.
The Megyn Kelly Show
Elon's Email Drama, Trump vs. Maine Governor, and a German Election Surprise: AM Update for 2/24
The optics here don't look great. C.Q. Brown was only the second black man to ever hold that position.
The Megyn Kelly Show
Elon's Email Drama, Trump vs. Maine Governor, and a German Election Surprise: AM Update for 2/24
This is your AM Update. Another example of total chaos, all caused by unelected Doge guy Elon Musk. D.C.
The Megyn Kelly Show
Elon's Email Drama, Trump vs. Maine Governor, and a German Election Surprise: AM Update for 2/24
People here feel deeply uncomfortable about allowing the far right to return to power. The nation's domestic intelligence agency is investigating the AFD as a suspected extremist organization.
Up First from NPR
Federal Worker Email Confusion, UN On Ukraine, Colorado River, France Surgeon Trial
That's true.
Up First from NPR
Federal Worker Email Confusion, UN On Ukraine, Colorado River, France Surgeon Trial
These are not woke environmental programs. These are essential to continued ability to divert water.
Up First from NPR
Federal Worker Email Confusion, UN On Ukraine, Colorado River, France Surgeon Trial
These are not woke environmental programs. These are essential to continued ability to divert water.