REAL AF with Andy Frisella
853. Andy & DJ CTI: Judge Rules Fired Federal Workers Must Be Rehired, Putin Agrees In Principle With U.S. Proposed 30-Day Ukraine Ceasefire & House Hearing Ends After Lawmaker Introduces Rep. Sarah McBride As ‘Mr. McBride’
Fri, 14 Mar 2025
On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the Judge ruling that thousands of fired federal workers must be rehired immediately, Putin agreeing in principle with U.S. proposed 30-day Ukraine ceasefire, and the House hearing ending after a lawmaker introduces Rep. Sarah McBride as ‘Mr. McBride'.
Chapter 1: Who are Andy and DJ Cruz?
What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking movement. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruz the Internet. And we're just going to get right into it, man.
What the fuck's going on? Hey, how's it going, buddy? Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right, yeah. Hey, what are you doing over there? You know... Making sure the volume's off so I don't interrupt the show. Oh, yeah? Yeah, that's about it. That's good. I had to readjust my chair too. Shit was a little weird. What is that, like your fourth or fifth chair? You know, so I actually learned something today. What? I learned... Joe fucks up the chairs.
Then he switches my good chair out. How did you discover this? Well, bro, you know I'm an intel guy, right? I know, but that sounds like a pretty heavy accusation. No, I've seen him do it. Is that true, Joe? Oh, this fucking chair. Somebody's fucking this. Is that true, Joe? Ice cream Joe? Is that true?
Is that true, Joe Joe? Nope. Those are some serious accusations.
Bro, he's dragged the chair out.
I'm going to have to see the evidence. Who broke the fucking chair? DJ.
All right. This is a good one.
This is a good one. Is that why he started working out? What, the chair? Breaking chairs? No. The bill for the chairs getting too much? Cost him more than your mortgage. Yeah, man. All right. You look good, though.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of 314 Day in St. Louis?
Well, typically, but I had the other stuff to, you know. That wasn't even real stuff. It wasn't, but I mean, I took it seriously.
Yeah.
You know? All right. Anyway. Yeah. Greetings. Yeah. Hello, children. Well, today's a special day. The day you guys are listening to this, it's 314 day. which is a big day for us here in St. Louis. 314 is our area code, right? So like, you know. It's all we got. It's all we got, you know, from the Lou and we're proud. And I got something, you know, in commemoration of this sacred day.
Chapter 3: Why is St. Louis leading in homicide rankings?
You know what? I appreciated your story last night, Joe. The story about the water tower down there on Grand. That's a beautiful piece of architecture. Remember, like, think about if our whole city looked like that still. It'd be one of the best cities in the fucking world. Well, we got a lot of cool-ass buildings that are just all abandoned and shit.
Listen, no one loves this city more than me, bro. I love it. If I didn't love it so much, I wouldn't be here. I wouldn't build my companies here. I fucking love it.
That's real.
But I just wish that we could get it revived some, you know what I'm saying? You guys need to buy a little more protein so I can fucking fix this shit up.
But no, dude, I found this. I thought this was interesting. You know, we like winning, right? And St. Louis is back on the winning table. 2024 homicide rankings. St. Louis leads nation yet again. Hell yeah, baby. We were down for a minute. I know.
We were like third. Yeah. We're back to number one. Number one, baby. Fucking winners. Hey, man, if we're going to do something, we do it all the way. That should be our slogan. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, bro. Per capita. We're back at it. Hey. Per capita is made up.
It's not even a real thing. It's not a real thing.
That's a white person talking point.
It's a privilege point. Listen, I get it, guys. But no, yeah, per capita, we got it. 52.9% per capita. Yeah, that's the highest one. Holy shit.
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Chapter 4: What are the recent issues with government bureaucracy?
Yeah.
I think people are tired of not having any social... Like, any social... Outlets at all.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, and that actually may be on the horizon because there's some stuff right now with the St. Louis City Police. So with the state coming back in, taking control of the city police department, which will open them up to immediately send charges to state also. So is that real? Oh, yeah. We've done it a few times. Like it's been back and forth.
Well, I mean, dude, look, we need drastic action. We need it in this city like this. This is unacceptable. It's not what we want for the amount of taxes that we pay in this town. And then in the city, you pay another one full 1%. For what?
I don't see it. I don't see it, man. Yeah, well, let's get into some cruising, dude. Let's check these guys, these headlines out. Remember, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to AndyFacella.com. You guys can find them link there. Or you can just, you know, come on the YouTube and watch us here and stare at our handsome faces. Either way. Yeah.
Either one works. It's crazy how many people, it's real, it's actually kind of crazy how many people still only listen to audio and don't watch the YouTube. Don't want to see it. Especially with the amount of production that we offer on the show.
Probably don't want to see a black man. That's probably what it is. I mean, it's racism. Yeah. I mean, when is it not? Let's march. I'm going straight to Footlogger, bro.
Hey, man. Look, all I'm saying is, you know, I appreciate all you guys on audio. It's like fucking 100 times more people. But, you know, you should check it out on YouTube. Yeah, we look good.
We look real good today. Oh, I got to bring this up. I almost forgot this, bro. So, you know, I've been getting a lot of pressure from our real ass fans. And, you know, you've equalized the pressure as well. Days of Thunder.
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Chapter 5: How is the judge ruling affecting federal workers?
Now, I think that also opens up some other issues, though, because those same people, these are the reasons why we were having so many cultural problems in our government. It was these fucking people. You know what I'm saying? Bringing the bringing the fucking trans books in the fucking offices and the pride flags in the offices. And these were those people. I'm aware.
So it's like, fuck, good riddance, man.
Trump doesn't have to do any of the shit this guy says, just so we're clear. I don't think he should. He doesn't need to. I don't think he should. If the Supreme Court says that, then that's a different thing, but he'll probably ignore it. He should. Yeah, I think everybody that doesn't have a government job or his household isn't supported by a government job understands...
How much bloating and, you know, waste there is in the government. I mean, all we have to do is go to a government office where there's 16 people to do one job and they all sit on their fucking asses and let you, you know, sit there for as long as they deem necessary to make sure that you know that they're in charge and not you. They're all rude. They all treat you like shit. And you know what?
I don't think people would fucking... You know, if we walked in to a government center or, you know, the DMV or any of these places and it was quick and easy and the people were nice, there wouldn't be as much of an uproar about this. So in my opinion, these people who are...
you know, at the end of the ax on these things, you guys brought it on yourselves by thinking that you deserve and are entitled to that job and that there was no accountability that was ever going to come your way because the reality is, is if they follow procedure like Judge Alsup is trying to tell them they need to, it makes it almost impossible to actually fire anybody.
And anybody who's worked in a government job will tell you this. It's almost impossible to fire people For anything. And that creates a situation where the employees know that they don't have to do their jobs and they don't have to service the customers and they don't have to take care of people, even though those people are paying their fucking salaries.
How many times have all of us been into a government run business? center whether it be a courthouse or a license bureau or somewhere get permits and we get treated like total fucking shit how many of you listening no okay now if that were the opposite and we went in there every single time and everybody was on it and and dude you know what
If everybody was on it, they wouldn't need the people anyway. So the only reason they have all these extra people is because the inability to remove people that don't do their job and what they continue to do is hire more and more and more and more. It becomes a game of we need to hire a person to do that versus I need to do that.
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Chapter 6: What are the opinions on the Tesla Charger incident?
But they're more than happy to go out and fucking protest all this shit that they don't even know anything about so they can feel valuable and virtuous and show their little brunch ladies how, you know what, I went and stood for this. You don't know what the fuck you're standing for.
And by the way, all the shit you're standing for, you're going to create a scenario where your husbands and your fucking sons and your brothers and your cousins are going to go have to fight a fucking war because you're too stupid to understand what the fuck you're talking about.
Well, one piece I don't understand. I mean, they're protesting this Columbia guy. I would assume a lot of these students are probably, you know, Columbia. Why are you guys not in fucking class? Like, aren't you supposed to be learning?
They don't have to go to class anymore, bro. Ivy League schools aren't what they used to be. Ivy League schools are operating off the brand that they used to have. They don't, for fucking two decades, bro, they've been running off DEI programming. They've been allowing people in who are not qualified to be in based on their race. They have not been serving the best education.
It's become indoctrination camps. It's part of the communist insurgency. They attack the universities first, specifically the ones that are held in the highest regard because they have the best reputation. So if you can get the Harvard and you can get the Columbia and you can get the Yale and you can get the Brown,
Now it looks like to everybody else that fuck dude These are the smartest people and listen to what they're saying and it flows down through culture there Those same people go into our government and they get fucking 100% Yeah, but the main reason it's like Influencer marketing. Yeah, you want to go to the influencers with the most influence?
So who has the most influence in terms of being smart quote-unquote in society well If your fucking boy rips out a Harvard degree, you're going to automatically think what? Oh, shit, man. He's pretty fucking smart, dude. He's smart. Columbia degree, Yale, Brown, all these things.
They were very smart and calculated that they attacked those places first because they understand that the smaller places, the the state colleges and the other private and they're all going to say, well, fuck Harvard's doing it. So we got to do it. And then it flows down. All right. So make no mistake.
This is a targeted cultural influence move that the communists have done and implemented over the last 30 years. If you get a degree today from Harvard, it doesn't mean shit. In fact, if someone showed up at my companies with a degree from Harvard, I'd be like, no. Zero chance. Listen to your fucking ass lecture me about what the fuck you don't even know.
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Chapter 7: What is the cultural influence of Ivy League schools?
Of gender studies. These people really think they're doing something. They do, bro. They do. They do. But, I mean, they can't do a lot well. Huh? They can't do a lot well. I mean, they're setting themselves on fucking fire. So, there's that. Look, dude.
Let's move on. Yeah.
I got nothing else to say. Like, dude, the... What I said is what I said. You know, if you got a degree from one of these schools in the last fucking 10 years, at least it's just, it's, it's an indoctrination degree.
It just is, you know, now I'm sure there's going to be some people that come out of there just like there's people that come out of everywhere that do good things, but they certainly aren't the place that they used to be. It's not anybody who pretends like it is, is insane.
Yeah. Guys, jumping on this conversation, let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's go cruise some of the comments. Got a good one for you to start with. I think you'd be happy about this. Maybe. We'll see. This first comment comes from JeffCS5VQ. I don't know how people make their names on YouTube.
I don't know if that's like an auto-assigned thing, but here it is. He says, Andy, people are afraid of Obama for whatever reason. I don't know why. Bro, have you seen the size of his wife?
That's a fucking good point. That's a fair point. She's big. She's big. She's 6'1", fucking 220. I'd say 230 at least.
Big back.
I mean, she's big. She's about to run the power eye. Bro, she looks like she can do some fucking shrugs. You know what I'm saying?
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Chapter 8: Why are there protests at Trump Tower?
Bro. I see it.
Yeah.
Bro, mango tahini though. We could do that. Mango tahini.
We could fucking sell, you know, we could make a little custom meat stick holder and have like a little snake head coming off the bottom of it. We can lay it on his side and put it on like, like make it a low rider. Yeah.
I like it. I like it.
Hey man.
Hi Jose.
I like it. And I appreciate the support. What is, what's La Raza? I don't know. I don't, I'm not up on my Mexican lingo.
The race.
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