Olli Schulz
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Trinze Randolphs back there.
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Sorry, come on, let's do the rest together. I wish myself... I wish myself... I wish myself... I wish myself...
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Yes, thank you.
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But there is also the so-called method acting. For example, Robert De Niro gained 30 or 35 kilos for his role in Wie ein wilder Stier, to play Jack La Motta, the boxer. And I think back then, this actress... Excuse me. What's the dark horse coming out of that for you? The Australian actress, who won this award for Monster, or South American? Charlize Theron. South African. South African, exactly.
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A wonderful good morning. We're both done, but we shouldn't always suffer so much at the beginning. I still have technical problems, Jan. We just tried it. I work with a hotspot. It may be that there will be a few technical little exceptions today.
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It's not all about the looks, but you should also be a bit of an experienced actress and be able to act well. However, I also wonder if Pedro Pascal really stood under this helmet for the first seven episodes of Mandalorian himself. Because, to be honest, I think that's really weird. You know, when you start not being seen anymore, you can really use your voice with AI.
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That's the next big thing anyway, AI. How do we protect our rights? I would like to talk about that with you later. But I think that's of course... For the actor, look, now he's not reduced to his appearance, now it's about that he plays well, but you're completely right, with the mask, Colin Farrell, you can't recognize him. But do you think the film is good?
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You probably say that for so long until you... I also didn't want to see the whole new Batman with you. And then he was good, Jan. He was unfortunately very good, the last Batman I saw. What I'm curious about now, if he's good, because I hear mixed opinions, is the new Joker with Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga. It's become a musical. That could be something for you.
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The sequel to the Joker is a musical. And that sounds shit to me, to be honest. But I also heard from people that the film is good because it doesn't play with the expectations at all, or rather doesn't fulfill them at all, which the first part brought with it.
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Yes, I think that's generally the case in the meantime. I also had to do the Taylor Swift documentary. You poor guy. In retrospect, I have to say, you don't take much with you. It's all very smooth, very superficial. The worst problem was then, of course, that Kanye West went on stage and took away the microphone, which was of course absolutely asocial of him. You don't have to talk about that.
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But that's now also ten years ago. She has now made an incredible career. He has fallen further and further and has always given himself strange things. And if that's the big trauma of your life, then I think there are people who have eaten more shit than Taylor Swift and the like. I don't really care about all this documentation anymore.
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What I actually have in front of me now, what I got the link to yesterday, and I think that will also, I have to admit, tear the picture of my very beloved comedian Louis C.K. back in. There is a documentation of the women who were sexually harassed by him at the time.
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It's called Sorry Not Sorry. On his website too? Of course he doesn't have it, but I had to take a picture of it. Even if I find him as a comedian incredibly funny, smart and so, what he did there, I don't want to talk about it freely or anything like that. And yesterday someone sent me a link via Instagram, because it's very difficult to get here in Germany or hasn't been published yet.
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Yes, and then I wanted to give you the link to the Otze film, the GDR film, even if it's not really your German Punk, but it's really a great documentary.
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I need media too, but there are so many things I haven't seen yet. Jan, let me briefly, before we get back to the TV price, recapitulate my last week a bit.
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Some people wrote to me that we wanted to talk about it. I didn't get that much. I just know that he lost his job that he did once a month on Radio Fritz and that the right bubble was really happy about it. You're always happy when you can take away someone's existence or jobs. That's the time spirit on the internet at the moment.
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Yeah, dude, that was the best thing in Kreuzberg. But this day was doomed to failure from the start. First of all, I still don't have my own car. I had to go to Kreuzberg at 8 a.m. very early in the morning and took a share car. I don't know if you can hear it.
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And now you know the following, you get yourself a car, you go to the car, you get in the car, you drive for 3-4 minutes, you first try to connect your iPhone with the car by Bluetooth.
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Unfortunately, new connections are not possible. Please delete the previous connections. But only if the engine is off. Then of course I always try to connect the cell phone during the drive. Then he said, please not during the drive here, you have to please drive there. Then I was so annoyed, of course, by my own inability.
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And then you drive for three, four minutes, decide for radio 1, listen to a bit of radio and all of a sudden a very small sweet smell comes up in the car and you think, What is that? And then the smell comes and you can no longer ignore this smell and you actually know what it is. And you're in shit.
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You're in shit and you're on the Berlin motorway and you can't go right now and you know exactly, you have to drive 25 minutes until you're in Kreuzberg. And this shit starts to smell so strong. And it smells even stronger. And you're so annoyed. And then you take a look down and look under the gas pedal. And then you see gas pedal full of shit, shoe full of shit.
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And then you also realize, you already know, it's probably human shit. Only in Berlin. Only in Berlin. And then you get annoyed at some point, try to clean it up. And of course you do it at the gas station. I did it at the gas station. With the air pressure thing. with paper.
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Then you only have so much, then you're so annoyed in the morning and then you wipe like that and then you come off the paper with your thumb for a very short time and only a very small chunk of shit is on your thumb. And you think, oh no! And you're really annoyed. You're standing at the gas station, you're mumbling. It's 7.45 a.m. The day has just begun.
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You're fighting against shit under your foot, which I now see on your thumb. And then you smell the thumb for a very short time. You think, ugh! Because shit just smells so disgusting. I'm almost done with this shit story. And now it comes. Now I got into the following situation. After I cleaned my thumb again, I go into the gas station and want to get a cappuccino to start the day halfway well.
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Und versucht bei der Frau, es ist sowieso, ich erzähl euch erstmal, welche Tanke das ist, das ist gar nicht böse gemeint, es ist die Total-Tankstelle am Tempelhofer Ufer, die ist morgens immer leer, da peilten kaum Autos und ich frag mich immer, warum, es gibt in Kreuzberg nicht so viele Tankstellen, warum ist die immer leer, man kommt relativ schnell dran, vor mir ist ein Handwerker.
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And says he would like an espresso. And then asks the saleswoman, such a mother, asks her if she can also have the espresso in the cappuccino cup. Because the swab during the ride. And then she says, no, I can't do that, I'll get annoyed by the boss. Espresso only in the espresso cup. And that's this little pop cup. And then he says, okay, then I'll take a double espresso.
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And then she says, well, then there are two small espresso cups. And I was already thinking, oh, that's disgusting. But I have to drive now, they can't keep up with me, that's like a cappuccino. No, my boss has told me everything, that's not possible. Then he starts and says, I'm here almost every day, he says to her. Your colleagues help me, they do that too. Exactly the same.
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Yes, my colleagues also got annoyed by the boss, because of the espresso in the cappuccino cup. And then this discussion begins. And I'm standing behind it, just want to go on. I put my fucking thumb up like this, so still like this. And then I yell from behind. At that moment a woman comes in. A woman comes in and buys an elf bar thing, a vaporizer. And I say at that moment,
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Now, please give him a cappuccino cup. I'll pay him, too, so that it goes ahead. Of course, that was half a good saying from me. The woman who just came in and bought the Elfbad thing is looking at us like that, but doesn't pay any attention to me and says to the craftsman, never discuss with a woman. And then he says, hey, never argue with a woman. She's the boss here.
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And I say at the moment, no, she's not the boss. She's afraid of the boss. She doesn't dare to give a cappuccino cup in an espresso a cappuccino cup. Well, the guy continues to argue in front of me. And she looks at me like that. And I just go out annoyed without cappuccino, sit down with my shitty thumb again in the car and drive on. Now I want to go with this.
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If someone knows the boss of the Total on the Tempelhofer Ufer, I would drive from my private money to the metro for 50 euros, really, or 100 euros to buy a cappuccino cup for people who want a double espresso in a cappuccino.
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If that's the problem, that at 7.50 we have such a bad energy within the gas station, just because it is not allowed by the boss to really put an espresso cup in a cappuccino and to please the craftsman with it, and the woman who came in, who is not mean at all, but who then somehow also plays up right away, according to the motto, discuss, of course,
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Yes, but unfortunately also completely unhappy. It was for all of us. It was for all four people. And then at some point the saleswoman in a high tone, she was already rocked down with the nerves. I'm not allowed to do that! And then I went, got in the car again, drove to Kreuzberg, drive through a street, I don't say the name of the street because I often work there, and then traffic stops.
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A guy wants to drive out backwards from the parking space, probably can't see inwards, and knocks on my side. Knocks on the side of my car, and I'm like, shit, get out, he gets out, is a craftsman too, also a craftsman, looks at me and says, wait a minute. Are you not Olaf Scholz? And I said, no, I'm not.
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And I didn't feel like talking to him at all, because it was just too early for me and I wanted to go on. And then I said, call the bulls now, come on, we have to do that. It was my share car, I had to call the bulls. And then we did what only Germans do, I think. He's sitting in his car, I'm sitting in my car and we're waiting for the police.
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And not even talking to each other and bonding or something, that I haven't even met you. But it was also because, of course, I knew that he probably recognized me and I couldn't pronounce the name right.
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Then I got out of the car and wanted to connect with him and tap on the window and see how he looks at his phone and there are pictures of me everywhere. That's how I love this situation, I know it very well.
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And he looks at me like that and I think it was uncomfortable for him too. He didn't feel like it either. Then we waited a quarter of an hour for the police, who then arrived, and then also recorded everything and then somehow said, here, you don't have to say anything now, but he said right away, I was guilty. I also said, he was guilty. It's also pretty cool when you're not guilty.
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I've always said that. He's not good for you. For me, he's only good as a rattle box on television.
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It rarely happens in my life that I'm not the guilty one, but that the others are guilty.
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And from International Noise Conspiracy Capitalism Stole My Virginity. Also on it. Really. These are all good songs, a theme show today. Something with capitalism has to be in the title today.
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I think the nice thing is, oh, now I drive nicely to the gas station, get a nice vegan beef.
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Never. Yes, that was definitely one, it was all one day when everything happened anyway. This whole story was a very unfavorable start to the day.
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No, unfortunately not. But I'm doing my best for that. Because Jan, this is my last show that I do with you, in which I don't, that's what I promised myself, next week I'll buy myself an e-bike. Not for real. I'll buy myself an e-bike. I've been looking for a car for so long, and I still haven't bought a car. I still drive very often.
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Absolutely, to be honest, yes, far too much. That annoys me too. These whole firms here, we, we, whatever they're called, they all earn a lot of money from me. That's what you really have to say. And that's maybe the reason why this podcast will run for a long time, as long as I have this rental car story.
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Honestly, you also have to consider one thing. I don't know how you see it, but even if it all seems so critical here with, hey, the cars hardly have any space left, and sometimes it is also a bit pointless, sometimes one is made out of two tracks, car tracks, and the wide bicycle path in Berlin, for example, which is just insanely dangerous to ride here, is hardly used.
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But if you're in a Scandinavian city, or if you're in Amsterdam, or some city that... If you think about it positively, how relaxing is it here? How nice is it to walk through the streets in Stockholm and not get annoyed by cars all the time? How nice is it to walk through cities where many can ride bikes?
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And it would really be a chance for Berlin to really get this city out of this Moloch feeling again. If you build four large strategically well-established parking spaces all over Kreuzberg or Prenzlauer Berg and all the others drive by bike and with public transport. It would be so nice. It would do Berlin so good. I don't feel like driving the overfilled city bus anymore.
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You can't enlarge it anymore. It's a dilemma every time. As soon as a tourist has a flat again, it takes forever. You hang around for an hour. It's not good for the feeling of life. And the feeling of life in the capital of Germany as a role model for all other cities. I mean, it works in Münster. It's also a small poplar city. That's why it's okay for everyone to ride a bike.
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That he's now, that he's always working, that he'll never get a foot in the door again. That's how it is in the media landscape, because it's super easy to fly out. Yes, that works really well. But you also come back in, because the possibilities are those that you can do everything yourself today. You can just become a Twitch streamer or something like that.
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But if you want to get that done, Berlin is a part of it. To de-automobilize.
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As someone who likes to sit in the car and drive music, which I like to do on long distances, but it's also a real wish. I think if the dictatorship of the cyclists would really win here, I would subordinate myself to them. That's a nice thing I'd like to do. But it doesn't look good.
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And the bad thing is that somehow there are really people who are so blind. And then I also get that myself. Even I get messages from people like that. The AfD is the only way to save Germany. I always think, how far is your thought to the next door? So really, how can you be so populist shit if you listen to it exactly. really convinced of it.
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I think we talk about it in a circle, or rather we say it again and again, it's really a dilemma. I hope that at some point this evil curse, which is somehow in our heads, not us, but has reached a lot of people, that it will be resolved at some point, that shamans will come.
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Oh Jan, someone will cut that out again here and say, Böhmermann calls for violence too!
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You don't have to assign yourself to the left and the right, but it's also complete bullshit to say, I'm unpolitical. Everything is political, really. And I think, um... These whole structures of I am conservative and otherwise it doesn't matter.
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It is important that you are against Nazis, that you are against fascism, that you are against what could happen to this country, what happened to this country a hundred years ago and what can happen again. Yes, it's not exactly like that. It could be different. You don't let yourself go so easily because they also follow your opinion in a good social media campaign.
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But I can't hear this saying anymore. This, oh, the AfD, they know right. There are a few young people who think it's cool to provoke. And you can provoke now. Yes, it can be that the leftists are the thugs right now, a lot has fallen apart. But it's still better than to vote for the AfD out of provocation, to support it.
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I don't even know the names of these YouTubers who then go to leftist demos and then say, ha, look, I'm on the left and I'm not recognized by them. No, of course you won't. Because you support a fascist party and not because you go there to provoke. Then you can smile even more and think, haha, look here, they all have no idea.
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This whole provocative thing also has to do with the fact that in many cases puberty has never been really worked out or never ended and they don't feel picked up at the moment or something like that.
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As I often hear, people are like, yeah, now they're on it, let's see. No, they're not even on it. Because they change the constitution and similar things when they're on it. There's never anything else than them. That's the problem.
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What's the other one's name again? The one with the KO on it. The one who signed it. Salman... No, not Salman Rushdie.
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I think arranging is also an activity that used to be a folk sport in Germany. Come on, let's do hot stories about the German TV prize. I have to tell you something before we take a break. I really heard tears in my eyes yesterday with a new song that I heard. I've never talked to you much about this band, but it's their first single in 16 years. Scooter? The Cure.
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I love The Cure. I love The Cure very much. And I have to honestly say, it took a while, because when I was very young, there was Friday On My Mind every day on the radio, ten times to listen to. They really had a lot of pop hits. But they were a dark wave band that could still celebrate incredibly good world pain, incredibly awesome melancholy.
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And apart from all these radio hits, I was at a concert five years ago, And all of a sudden, after the first three songs, they started playing hits. And then there were only hits for an hour. Close To Me, Love Cats, all these songs, In Between Days. It didn't stop at all. I thought, how many hits does this band have? Robert Smith, also an insanely sympathetic guy. Erzfeind by Morrissey.
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No, no, no. None of the three. The one... Kaiser Faisal. Kaiser Faisal. Kaiser Faisal. Oh god, shit, it's starting to get good. It's disrespectful, I often get annoyed for that. It comes over as if I'm only half interested in all this. I don't want that. I also want to show that I'm somehow at the pulse of time.
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The two can't stand each other. And Robert Smith, you probably also know this legendary thing where he is at a gala and is interviewed by an American journalist. And he says, dude, what is this? So he reacts so cool, is a great guy, has written an incredible number of songs. There are two records that are absolute milestones.
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Pornography and Disintegration with the beautiful song Pictures of You, which I heard again and again after the separation from a great love, which of course is not helpful when you listen to such songs. And really this sadness that Robert Smith can put into his lyrics. And this first song, the first song from the new record, which will be released in November, November 1st, I think.
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The record is called Songs of a Lost World. The song is called Alone. It's six and a half minutes long. Completely against the line, especially against all these two and a half minutes, so that you can click it again. I have this song in the plane. I had to fly, sorry for everyone who finds it silly, but it was a work job, I had to fly back so that I can record here again today.
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When the voice of Robert Smith comes in, who still sings the same as before, when this text comes after three and a half minutes of intro and you really get into this rush, I really had to, I really had to, in the plane next to me was a beautiful influencer, I didn't want to show tears, but I really had to suppress the tears, because a lot came up. This sound reminds me of my childhood.
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This music reminds me of a time when I hung out with girls who also listened to The Cure a lot. Sophia, I don't even know what came out of her. 20 years, 25 years I haven't seen her. We worked together back then. And then every now and then we went home with other people and listened to The Cure. And listened to sad songs there. And I have to say, it reminds me of so much. And this song is so big.
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I would like to put The Cure with Alone on our Fidi and Bumsi list. And also someone else. This is really interesting. Olli Dittrich's son has started making music. He was in the N3 talkshow. We met four years ago and I'm not doing this because I know Olli or something like that, but because I really think he has an incredibly talented son.
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His name is Jonathan Henrich and he just released his first single. The song is called Lavender Sheets and it's a really good pop song. Wahnsinnig gut produziert. Er war, wie gesagt, in der Talkshow. Das habe ich mir noch nicht angeguckt mit seinem Dad und hat da, glaube ich, diesen Song auch gespielt. Habe ich nur gelesen und ich habe mir natürlich gleich den Song angehört.
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Wir haben öfter mal Kontakt gehabt. Er war auch schon mal auf einem Konzert von mir. Und ich finde das wirklich bemerkenswert, was für ein... He's an amazing musician. I think we'll hear something from him, regardless of his famous father. Jonathan Henrich with his new single Lavender Sheets. Lavender Sheets. Lavender Sheets, exactly.
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For example, I just watched your show on Friday on Toilette when you were growing up, about the gamer scene. And I have to say that it really entertained me. Really. I think that's the role of your life anyway, to comment on things with this cappy down left in this little thing. And I think a lot of people wish that this would be your late work again.
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That's your intro, because you won a TV award. Thank you. I recorded that back then. Welcome back to Fest und Flauschig. When we recorded in Hamburg in the gym and both of us walked in like that.
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Unforgettably. One of our strongest performances. It's still Fest und Flauschig. We're here with the big Sunday show. We're also pretty close to the exposure time. If you hear that, then we've just stopped recording. So we're still running while you hear that. Heute am 29. September 2024.
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Jan, ich muss kurz erzählen, ich habe die letzten Tage, dann über zwei Tage verteilt, Killers of the Flower Moon gesehen, den letzten Martin Scorsese Film mit. Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert De Niro. And I think that was the first film where they both worked under the direction of Martin Scorsese. Scorsese. Scorsese. Scorsese.
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In the past, De Niro was the one who played all the main roles in the film. Then at the end of the 90s, De Niro got too old and he let Leonardo DiCaprio play. I wasn't so happy for a while. Gangs of New York, for example, I thought Leonardo was too young for this film, where Daniel DeLuise plays sensationally, but somehow doesn't touch me and doesn't pick me up.
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One of his worst, in my humble opinion. Now I've seen this film and it's three and a half hours long and it's so depressing, but also very good. Mega atmosphere. It's about indigenous people who still own land in America. Vor 100 Jahren ungefähr, oder vor 70, 80 Jahren spielt das. Und diese Frauen, die dort leben, werden der Reihe nach vergiftet.
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Unter anderem, also ich will jetzt nicht zu viel verraten. Und die ersten zwei Stunden sind wirklich grauenhaft düster von dem Film. Und du denkst, wann kommt denn endlich die Erlösung? Wann kommt denn endlich die Gerechtigkeit? Er zieht es so in die Länge. Und dann irgendwann kommt das FBI, dann wird das aufgearbeitet.
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Und am Ende hat der Film wirklich einen Kniff, den ich so noch nie gesehen habe. Also wenn man sich mal wieder dreieinhalb Stunden, ich finde das Leonardo und Robert De Niro, beides. Very good. All of them. Even the main actress, Molly. Molly is her name, I think. I don't remember her name. I'm sorry. All of them are great in the movie. It was a great movie.
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It also had 12 Oscar nominations or something. But it didn't win any of them. But the first two hours, you really think about this mean, mean world. And then one person dies after the other. in a strange way, but somehow a very good film. I can only recommend it to anyone who wants to sink in again, but also wants to feel the darkness of the world. It was an incredibly good film.
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And it's on Netflix or where? Netflix and Prime. No, no, not on Prime.
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It's funny that I still think, even if it's just a Netflix production,
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It's probably because of age, but I see it exactly the same way. And very often I see films that appear directly on Netflix or something like that, and then I'm never really satisfied with it. Because I always think that everything has to be done within half a year. It's not on Netflix what I'm watching right now, but I'm really borrowing a movie somewhere for 4,99.
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Also on Disney I haven't seen anything for a long time, which interests me. That's why I've registered Disney now. We've already talked about it, all these subscriptions, the subscription trap. Subscriber trap podcast, that's also a good title for the show today.
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I think I speak in the name of all our podcast listeners when I say that I and also many people in this show, if you make another trip to the big world of entertainment and also at the other show, then I would like to see you at Let's Dance. I can't dance at all.
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But you have a little bit, well, come on, not dancing at all is bullshit.
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Besides, everyone can dance if you are guided, if you have a good teacher or something like that. I don't feel like it.
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But I actually think, I think, you often say here, this is your thing, Olli, here Instagram or something like that. And I say it now, Let's Dance would be your thing.
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Are you still, where we are at RTL, how far are you with Stefan Raab? Do you also watch? I have now watched the second episode. And I watch it with great astonishment. I actually don't want to sit in this tenor where everyone says, oh god, is he old here or why is he still doing it? But you look at it and really ask yourself. So I have the second episode, that's the first one I've seen right now.
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I haven't seen the first one. And it's a mistake of mine, by the way. You don't have to pay six euros again, but my subscription just ran out. I had no choice. I don't know RTL Plus anymore. After I announced Disney, I went there again for three months. You announced Disney and you subscribed to RTL for that? Yes, there are also such nice things like the Bushido Doku or something like that.
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And then I see this show and I really ask myself how much Stefan Raab, after he really has to have spent money and I think sailed around the world in between and so on, how much he has to motivate himself internally to do that again. And also to sit on this bench, then there was this joke, it wasn't all bad, it was also very entertaining what he did, but to do all that again, it seems like...
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It seems so weird, it seems as if it's not even ... Why? Do they do that again? Are they ... is it going well? I have no idea either. I don't know either.
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I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to,
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Very good. Jan, I just got a message from my assistant here that the internet is working again. While we're doing the show, I would now try to switch back to the WLAN from the hotspot. What? I don't know what... Yes, listen, I'm going to WLAN now.
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It's really like that. Finally holidays, I finally have a little peace inside. It's just, you look at it with astonishment and think, dude, there just has to be so much money in the game. Maybe he wants to sail around the world again or something like that. Or he wants to visit the Titanic with a small submarine. I don't know what he wants to do.
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Yes, that's right. I also like to watch it. Of course, there is another reason why I have RTL Plus. It's the Summer House of the Stars, which is running again. I've watched one episode so far. And my favorite ... Do you watch the Summer House of the Stars at all? Not at all.
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And then Sam Dillon is in it. Do you know Sam Dillon? Unfortunately no. Yeah, Sam Dillon is with his boyfriend and Sam Dillon is, um, he sometimes puts his finger in the wound. Then there's another woman, she was there with her boyfriend, they met at Temptation Island.
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Temptation Island is this show where a couple goes and then the loyalty is checked, they are separated, then the seducers and seducers come and he fell in love with his seducer, is with the seducer together, yeah, and he also played around and everything. And then Sam Dillon...
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I asked her in the show, isn't that also a kind of prostitution, when you go to a television show and do it like that, I think she asked it so meanly, that she almost broke out in tears, because he just hit the point and I have to let him do that. Sam Dillon is made for this kind of entertainment. He knows exactly how to entertain people.
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And then he asked this Temptation Island, the seducer with this guy, isn't that actually prostitution, to go on TV, to hang out with people, to be paid for it? And she hit it like that. And I thought, yes, Sam Dillon is right. And that makes the thing a bit more piquant to watch, because he got a few really good things out of it. They probably think the guy is mean. I think he's the best so far.
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They haven't even made the effort to change the games at the Summer House of Stars. These are exactly the same games as in the last two years. Only Autopilot is still being made. Probably all the good editors have now all come under Stefan Raab and couldn't develop new games for the Summer House of Stars anymore.
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Now I ask you, where you are right now, what I already hinted at at the beginning. Jan, you as a media man, who is sometimes also on the sidelines. How can I protect my voice, my face and everything else so that no songs and anything else is created with my ... Too late.
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Now the internet is stable. So now I think we both just talked while we didn't hear each other.
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It's just artificial. Intelligence sometimes bothers me with AI, but it's artificial in any case. I have a little story on my side. I met Shi-Agu. How come? Shi-Agu wrote to me, if I'd like to... Tempelhofer, Uwe, Anna Total, or what? Yeah, Anna Total. No, I think he has his own... He's doing so well with his own gas station. Well, he asked me very nicely if I'd like to play in a short film.
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And I was already clear that he's not a fan of my music, but probably me. He's 26 years old. He probably saw me earlier. In my parade roles as loud, choleric or crazy Olli Schulz. As a figure of art, Olli Schulz. As a figure of art. And you know what? I liked to use that. We shot in the Universal studio, we got to know each other there.
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And I think that somehow everything is remarkable and good that he is so completely free from all structures and from everything, just does his music and his thing the way he does it. It's somehow very sympathetic to me. Then I have Ritter Lien, also an insanely cool name. His buddy, a friend of his who also makes music, is simply called Ritter Lien. I got to know an insanely good artist's name.
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Also very good and someone you probably don't know yet, an Austrian. who calls himself Flaschko and Flaschko does comedy, Instagram, but really good comedy. Flaschko05, I think, is his Instagram name. There's a video of him, he's sitting in a pool and he likes to play such stupid roles.
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And then he sits in there and says, when the dad says that I should clean the pool, but then I sit in there and nibble on fries. And you get the camera here with this video, really watched 20 times in a row.
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And then, I have to say, I said again, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here,
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That would be great anyway, if we just start talking about it and you can always switch and see if you meet. Jan, I have to start right away. Actually we are well connected. Yes, let's start, Olli. Nice to see you. This week was the week of reality. I was on the road the whole time. I came back from Vienna yesterday, where I shot again for this film, the comedy with David Dietl.
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I saw a photo, there was Joko to see, Sophie Passmann in the dandelion and other people who somehow, wait a minute.
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Here, Johannes Oerding, Vincent Weiss. And Joko? Joko. I don't know the others. I know Kai Pflaume and Sophie Passmann. What? So everything, the stable people... But what happened there? I don't know either. There's the cult.
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So yes, I always thought the Oktoberfest was shit. But now I was there, I put on a suit and I have to say, the feeling of life is just very special. When everyone is drunk and standing around the Mars, the world is still old.
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You were on their podcast. Marietta Slomka? Didn't you have the name? Jagoda Marinic, you mean. You know one, you know one, you know all. Sorry, oh man. I'm bad, I'm bad. Really, I belong to no one.
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Ein Münchner im Himmel, ein legendärer Film aus den 70er Jahren, auch ein Zeichentrickfilm, auch verfilmt worden. Jetzt eine Neuverfilmung, in der ich einen Schutzengel spiele. Allzu viel darf ich noch nicht verraten. Aber erinnerst du dich, dass ich letzte Woche, haben wir darüber geredet, wie klein mein Hotelzimmer war. Diesmal haben sie mir ein richtig großes gegeben.
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A big room, really a nice one, but not such a chain. That's the nice thing about Vienna, there are still many small hotels. Then there was a note, welcome, nice to have you back, your film team, two drinks and various small pretzel snacks. Thank you very much, that wouldn't have been necessary. Then I arrived in Vienna on Thursday evening and go first, what do you do in Vienna?
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That's really one, that the RBB is so unsouverain and that's been the case for a long time and always reacts immediately to the first storm and so on. So in general, it's not just the RBB. who then think, ha ha, now he has lost his job, he should never again ... So this desire after that in general, with all the people who have done something ... Yes, but why should it come after that?
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The post itself, it doesn't matter whether you like it or not, but to react right away, right away, yes, we have to get rid of it now and so on. One shitty joke on the internet is anyway, the internet is not the real life anyway, to be honest.
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And then it's also like I've noticed, I've worked on Radio Fritz myself, so to be honest, the payment, you don't usually do that because you're spending endless bills or something like that, but you do it because you want to do a job. Besides, I think he moderated an hour or so every two weeks, that wasn't even anything yet. And then there's such a scream, haha. What? Yeah, yeah.
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It doesn't matter, it's with his child that he went into the public as non-binary or as a trans person and sued him. And that probably caused his big trauma. What drives him at all. I think that drove him to do everything. I think that's the main reason. No, I think he had a very bad childhood. He had a very unpleasant father, a dominant, unpleasant, disgusting father.
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You go to the Würstel stand. In the meantime, there are even fancy ones that also have vegan sausage, but of course I eat it like an eitrige. Because that's just my absolute love. So of all sausages, if you would ban everything, sausage, meat, and only say the eitrige remains, i.e. a kind of Krakauer, which is covered with cheese, then I could live well with it.
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I had a nomination in 2015 for the TV award for Schultz in the Box and the broadcasts were only three and a half hours long. I thought, when will all this shit stop here? I also had someone who, when I didn't win, I don't know his name, Florian, the actor from Weißensee, I think. What's his name again? Wait a minute, Weißensee, Florian.
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When I didn't win, he stood up and pointed at me and said, Florian... I can already see his face.
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Florian Lukas! He stood up and said, what? Why doesn't Olli Schulz win? I thought that was very sympathetic back then. And I was wearing a plastic bag with shoes, because I still had tone shoes, I was walking over a red carpet, I quickly changed my shoes in there, because I just came from another event.
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And then I thought it was incredible. But I also lost against Guido Maria Kretschmer, who just did that with Shopping Queen back then.
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I peeked into the side and said congratulations later on the after show party, which was so fucking boring, by the way, where nothing cool happened and I was gone for half an hour.
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Marty Fischer I also got to know recently. Nice, isn't it? Totally nice. And then I said to him, and I think that was a mistake, I said, hey, that's really funny, this Rhabarbera thing.
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And then someone else says to me later, yes, hey, Marty Fischer, he does really cool things and you're talking to him about this one shit. And I... Make the Bibo, Olli, make the Bibo, Fafnit because of sexy, do it. Well, they all forgot the Bibo and Fafnit because of sexy, too. I didn't fight much for it to become a hit. And then they say, no, where did we meet again? In Russia?
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Because I really think you don't eat them often, they are only very rarely available in Germany. And I ate them under the sausage stand and it was more blatant than in... In Germany, when I'm somewhere, I have five or six people having breakfast with photos that recognized me and wanted to take photos. And also asked you and they said the podcast is your life, Alexia.
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Oh God, I don't know. And then I saw him in his face. I think he's a very talented, good man. Let's be honest here. I always confused the name with Marty McFly. I pronounced his name wrong, as it is my kind. But then I accidentally... But apart from that, Marty, if you hear this, we're both fans of yours. I'll tell you that.
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Checker Tobi spoke for me in the intro. When I played. In Jamel. In Jamel, exactly. Checker Tobi spoke for me in the intro. And the people are all in the audience. It came from the tape. It just always speaks. And then he says, Moin, here's Checker Tobi. And the audience is all like, yeah! And I thought, dude, what kind of fucking star is that?
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Yes, Cheka Tobi, good man, best man, Cheka Tobi. Cheka Tobi. While you tell that, I'll tell you very briefly that I was at the weekend, last weekend, I played in the, that was a bit for me, so I just did it because I wanted to play this church. I played in the framework of the Rebaban Festival at the Hamburger Michel. Aha. In the St.
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I think we have a relatively stable, large fan base. I say that now only through the analysis at Würstelstand. And I think it might not be so wrong in the future, as long as we still do this podcast, to make one of our special shows or Christmas shows in Austria, in Vienna.
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Michael's Church, which is the largest, most magnificent church in Hamburg. And it was such a mediocre performance, because the people came, I played acoustically with Arne on the piano. You expected God, it came. Only Olli Schulz came. At the beginning I asked if I was allowed to baptize someone on stage. Then I looked at the face of the cusser. He looked really annoyed.
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And then I noticed that it was really blatant in the church. No red light, no alcohol on stage, no offensive words. Those were the instructions. How should an Olli Schulz show take place then? I asked myself that too. I went on stage and then came, because there are several concerts on this day as part of the festival. People sometimes came in the middle, stood around in the church.
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I played my emotional songs there. Some also went back earlier. Then it held so well that the people upstairs did not understand my statements. But somehow it was also a bit of fun and a bit of joy. And I hope I was able to entertain the people a bit well. And then of course you leave the stage and want to play an extra.
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And at the last song I say goodbye and while I'm not even leaving the stage, the kisser goes to the lighting system and tears up the light so that there is no way to play an extra.
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And then we're backstage upstairs, my record company was there, a few people, we have a little small talk, we talk, we drink a beer. Five minutes later, Küster comes in the back or one of the employees and says, so guys, do we want to get to the end here slowly? And then we're really ten minutes after the performance in Michel, everything was gone. We all want to go away.
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Because there were still very strict laws. Still, it was nice to play there, where I saw Heinz Rühmann in 1981 with my great-grandparents, how he read the Christmas story in Hamburg and Michel. Yes, that doesn't have any further points, but it was really nice to play there again and to walk through Hamburg. I was really on the road a lot, Jan.
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But now it's time for me to make everything winter-proof. The winter, the autumn, today I got it right.
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Well, a little bit, so that you start to get the nuts in the front and hide them in your bedroom. I don't know the chestnuts. My dog is so stupid. Juri is so stupid. When I collect chestnuts with other people here, we put them on the table and Juri sometimes takes them with his mouth off the table and tries to crack them open. And I mean, this dog, he gets really good food. He lived on the street.
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He gets spoiled here without end. And yet he just tears the chestnuts to get something to eat. He's such a gluttonous animal. This old dog. It's getting really cold, I've been opening the window all the time, Jan.
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Then I read the mail from a Marie, because she wrote to me, if we continue to talk about geocaching here, it will be a real boomer podcast. She said, I don't want to talk about geocaching. What else should we do?
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Was sollen wir denn jetzt noch machen? Wir haben alles gegeben. Ich würde mal sagen, Jan, das hat mir sehr viel Freude gemacht. Mir auch. Neulich kam meine Tochter von der Schule nach Hause und geht hier so längs und ich brüll aus dem Fenster und wir haben ja eine Nacktschneckenplage hier. Snacks. Snacks.
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Naked snacking, in the evening in a shop, you take off completely, but then you don't get fucked and made a swine crumb, but you just get sweets.
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That's also a thing, I can't keep up with it anymore. The next hit was Jay-Z. Even worse than Pete Diddy.
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So, dude, I ... what ... these abysses that occur ... Then we'd rather have geocaching. Then we'd rather have geocaching, honestly. Honestly, then we'd rather have geocaching.
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And I have to say one more thing. We talked about it again two weeks ago, that we are planning to do a show about education and school again. Please stop sending me emails that you would like to be invited to this show or that you know someone who can say a lot about it. There are really hundreds of emails that come every time. We will definitely do that.
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However, I also think that if the topic is really, in my opinion, so important, then there should be a six-part podcast series where we would also like to appear or moderate it. But we won't do it anyway.
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As four stupid boys who still made it. But you don't have to send me all of that. It's crazy here, kilometers. I know that you all care about it. I also think that it is a really important topic that we invest in education. But there might be a show next time where we invite someone, but we won't do a row here and we won't be able to do it all. And you really write so much. That's the first thing.
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The second thing, I can't get anyone tickets for the Linkin Park reunion. There are people who are so desperate that they just ask me, Olli, can you do something? I want to go to Linkin Park. Linkin Park exists after the death of the singer, who was really very tragic.
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It's a comeback with a singer, I watched it on YouTube, who really does it excellently, who really takes over his post from Chester Benningfield and does it really well. And for many, this band is more than just a band, because they are really a feeling of life for people. My big band was never ... I can't get you tickets.
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And the third is, if you have intros, please don't send me WeTransfer links, so that you can check that I've somehow downloaded it. And if it sucks, I don't play it anyway. That's life. I'm a one-man editorial here. The other one, he's going to the German TV Award, he's celebrating, he's talking for 90 minutes ... Kaviar.
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He's become a caviar man, from time to time against right-wing extremism. And makes a good living. I know him privately. I know him privately. I know who he is. He's the only one who's open. And I have to do all this alone. Thank you for listening. That was Fest und Flauschig for today. Yes, that was Fest und Flauschig for today.
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If you're not Nazis, you could also vote for the FDP or something. Come to my concerts and become better people. And if you're good people, you're bad people. That's Olli Schulz's promise. That's great Olli Schulz's promise. I'm still thinking about whether there's churros or Belgian waffles on the next tour. I would definitely surprise you with a little something. Next Sunday we'll be back, Jan.
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By the way, the same applies to all future elections in Germany. Yes, think about it again, whether you really want Alice Weidel as chancellor, who is similar, which was already so titled in the Bild magazine, I think, I somehow read as a headline.
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Look, that's also wrong framing. As if I lie down here now. It's exactly like with my feet. Jan sometimes tries me, I have to say that at the end, in such a role. So, the Olli Schulz with the bad feet. Or Olli Schulz, he's laying down again or something like that. No, I'm a hardworking man who's now collecting the naked snacks. You're framed wrong by Böhmermann, like Kuchen and Monte.
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Gar nicht mal so schlecht. So, ey Leute. So, mit diesem ganzen Gedankenmüll, den wir hier rausgehauen haben, lassen wir euch jetzt allein. Holt euch das Beste raus, ne? Tschüss. Bis denn.
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But are you on the Maledivian, the boring one? You have to take pictures with Stefanie Giesinger for some Instagram campaign.
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I hear from a lot of people that Jan is really perverse. And I support this rumor. When I'm in Cologne, we don't go to an FKK club or a cheap hotel, but with Jan. Just go home privately. We're going to the foot museum.
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Yes, do you want to do that in the blog right now? No, no. We have time, Jan.
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The drag queens don't give each other the drag under their fingers anymore. Really now, honestly, you have to say that. That's exactly the way it is. But you also have to say briefly, even in diverse scenarios and social structures, the same individual desires reign, namely to love, to be attentive, to be recognized and to become number one. Not unlike all the TV and media makers.
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I mean, I could start talking again now. Who do you donate something to? Did you donate something to someone who won a prize? Yes. Where you thought, apart from your own
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They are really in the room because they are heavier than the air, they don't move forward.
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I think so too. But they had another appointment. But they are really busy. They really live the lifestyle after we all missed each other a bit. They pulled it through. They moved to Los Angeles. One is with Heidi Klum together. The other sometimes also. They live together a good life. And I hear from time to time. Sometimes I fall asleep with a listening game or a podcast.
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And you know that when something else comes after that. And quite often Bill and Tom come to me. Quite often. And then the podcast. And then I wake up with the two voices of the two. I... I find the lightness that they still spread in this heavy world sometimes very pleasant.
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In any case, okay. You don't talk about dead boxers. Let's continue with the story. Then the train tells me, after I got my seat and the old lady got out and I was allowed to sit for another hour. Dieser Zug fährt nicht weiter bis nach Essen, sondern über Pferdessen und Gelsenkirchen auch. Bitte jetzt aussteigen!"
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Fest und Flauschig, der große Sonntags-, Montags- oder Dienstagspodcast. An diesen Tagen hört man uns am liebsten, hat eine große Nachfrage, Umfrage ergeben. Mein Name ist Olli Schulz, vielleicht kennen mich einige noch. Ja, und mir zugeschaltet, mein lieber Kollege, der sich zurückgezogen hat, es ist ein Sabbatmonat für ihn, Janni Böhmermann. Hallo Jan, hörst du mich?
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Und dann bin ich in Dortmund, am Freitagabend stehe ich da mit meiner Gitarre und Dortmund, das Spiel ist gerade zu Ende. Der gesamte Bahnhof voll mit einer Hundertschaft Polizei und mit den Dortmundfests. Es herrschte wirklich eine unangenehme Stimmung und ich dachte, was machst du jetzt?
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Wollte mich da durchkämpfen und wollte zum Taxistand und dann mit dem Taxi nach Essen zu fahren, was auch mindestens eine halbe Stunde Fahrt gewesen wäre. But then I saw that the regional train also goes to Essen. I got in there, which was also completely overcrowded. I arrived in Essen much too late on Friday evening. And then I was in a hotel that chose us the stopwalk.
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And then I thought, oh, now drink a gin and tonic. After this trip I would have liked it. I looked at the clock, quarter to eleven. If you are in Hamburg in any hotel, in any hotel bar or even in Berlin, Do you get a gin and tonic somewhere in the middle of nowhere? Then I ask the woman in the reception, is there anything else to drink?
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And then she says to me, I've never heard that before, of course, our bar is open 24 hours. What? What? 24 hours? And she says, yes, yes, we have a barman there for 24 hours and you can drink a gin and tonic with us at any time. And then I thought, man, there's only such a thing in Essen. And then Stoppock says to me, yes, yes, many things. And then I want to ask you if it doesn't look like that.
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He says to me, the best Italian he knows, he's in Ruhrpott. He's not in Berlin, he's not in Hamburg or anything. And then he also talked about Bremen. And the best Greek I know, he's in Bremen. He's also not in Hamburg or anything.
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And now I ask you, can it really be that this over-offering in these big million cities ensures that everything is so polluted and that you really, if you want to eat well, then you go out into the country or in a small town. And I think there's something to it, Jan.
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No, especially an e-bike doesn't help you that much in the country, because there are simply no bike paths on the road. To be honest, you have to have a helicopter or something like that. You have to be a rich Mongolian who moved abroad. But in fact it is so that you... And now I can jump on because it's an interesting topic. You know where I live now, right? I know where you live, yes.
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I live in a so-called suburb of Berlin. And I noticed a long time ago, and I have to be a little private, that it is always the case when you see a new area, that there are actually a lot of people who greet you, even though you live there again and stuff.
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And now I drove a taxi with a taxi driver the day before yesterday, and he had to take me across the city from us because I still don't have a car. And on the way back he said to me, yes, yes, I also live where you live. That's a coincidence, that's pretty nice. And then I said, but the people are not all cool who live here.
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And then he says to me, the taxi driver, yes, so I've been living there for seven years and the first three years you really had to fight until the people accept you. And I'm a foreigner, he says. You can imagine how long that took again. So probably another year extra. So he said very cool, he lived here for a long time and his children go to school here too. We got along fantastically.
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And then he said, It takes a while for people to accept you. And then I was sitting in the taxi, we were so quiet and we drove home to me. And then I thought about this statement, it takes so long for people to accept you. And then I recorded the conversation again and said, but aren't you also of the opinion that this is the most German thing ever?
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If you go somewhere and people don't accept you because you're the new one, what's the problem with that? Shouldn't it be the case that a congregation or people who have been living there for a long time greet and welcome someone and say, hey, welcome to us, nice that you live here or something else? What's so great about keeping your mouth shut and not greeting people?
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That's the most German and most unpleasant way of not wanting to accept people because they moved somewhere new. I'm really different there. If a new person moves in somewhere new, then I think, cool, new people here. But it's somehow anchored. I think a lot of listeners can understand this. You go somewhere and people don't greet you. And it takes years or something.
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Because you have to be accepted first. And you have to see if you're really okay. I think that's the dumbest German way of not welcoming people. And that you don't greet them at first. So that they know, you're not accepted here yet.
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These are often not the relationships that last forever, but these are ... That doesn't mean that you have to ring right away with a bowl of bread and salt and say, welcome here or something, but just a greeting on the street is enough. And one guy saw me get in here. He came up to me and said, hello, I live five houses away and gave me his hand. I was so happy about it. That was the only thing.
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So not because people can't get rid of me now. That's always the case. I've talked to friends about it. Even in Pinneberg, in Hamburg or somewhere else, you're first accepted when you've been seen in the supermarket for a long time. Or people know you then, if at all, when they greet you. But I think that's really a... This is one of the unpleasant German ways to greet people.
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When you look at someone's face and say, hello, good afternoon, and he looks at you like that, it's really German, I think, and they look at you and there's no irritation in your face and go on like that. But they saw that they were greeting you and wanted to say, no, no, you won't get a greeting back because I've lived here longer than you. That's so stupid.
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When can we see that on YouTube? With the hut? Because I think that's the big thing you want to do. There's a video, there's always a guy who builds a hut in the forest for two years. Do you have that in mind too?
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Yes, that's really the attitude. Maybe this will happen here in the suburb, too, that you then vote whether he is allowed to go there at all or so. Well, that's just by the way. Let me tell you a little more about my little trip to Essen. On Saturday evening was the concert. I got to know really nice people there, played a few songs with Stop Rock.
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He played an incredibly good solo on my last record for the song, just like that. I took revenge. I sang a song by him called Nichts zu Sehen, please go on, there is nothing to see here, which I also put on the list today, on the Fidi and Brumsi list, Stockbrock and Uli Schulz, there is nothing to see here. It's been a few weeks old and we also shot a nice video for it in the former Molotov.
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We play this concert and I prepare for it on Sunday, of course I sleep after the concert in this beautiful hotel. And I think, when I go back on Sunday, I look at the plan of the German Federal Railway and see that all trains are expected to have a high load. And I thought, shit, I don't want to experience all the shit again like on the ride. And then I see 6.22 am, the train, low load.
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I thought, hey, before I give myself this whole shit again with my guitar and my bag, I'll drive back at 6.22 am with the first train from Essen to Berlin. In the morning? In the morning. Morgens, morgens, Sonntagmorgen, um 6.22 Uhr. Dann haben wir aber auch natürlich, weil es ein schöner Abend war, bis um halb drei in der Hotelbar gesessen und haben da Gin Tonic getrunken und geredet.
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Es war wirklich schön, es hat mich wirklich gefreut auch die Leute da kennenzulernen und dann gehe ich aufs Zimmer und denke, wenn du dich jetzt hinlegst... And at 5 o'clock the alarm goes off or 5.30 o'clock, then you're so tired, then you really have eyes like a frog man. No, you have to hold on.
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And then I started watching movies and really with effort and need, I fell into my eyes a few times, held on until 5.45, then got up, put on my clothes and was at 6.05 with a taxi at Essen Bahnhof. But it was Sunday morning, so Saturday night was just over and it was party folk.
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On the S-Bahn, everything was full of people, all kinds of people who were looking for fun, couples who had a fight, full of truffles, people who threw shit into each other's ears. It was really crazy energy. And if you sometimes have the feeling, shit, I'm getting older, I don't belong to the youth anymore, which is the case with 51,
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And you want to have the feeling that it's not that bad that you're not that young anymore. Then I get up at six in the morning at some station and look at the whole young crowd, like the wide drunk ones. Of course, they all have fun anyway. And you still think, oh no, I don't want to experience all that normally. This senseless fighting, such a couple. He's running after me.
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He's like, Katrin, wait a minute. And so it was really all there. I wanted to film my cell phone a little bit, but I didn't do it because I'm not that funny anymore. But that was the feeling where I thought, oh, one luck. And then I immediately fell asleep on the train and woke up in Berlin-Spandau again. It was really incredible and I just slept through it.
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That was definitely a hard journey back and forth. And before I forget, I'm going to put it on the Fidi and Bumsi list by Katharina Frank. She has hell of a guitarist with her. Her name is Werner. I forgot the last name, unfortunately. Dude, that was a good guitarist. They played the second song on her record, called Die Masse tobt. She's been making German-language music for four years now.
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I think she has 500 listeners on Spotify, because it's a bit of her own art. Still, I thought it was very respectable, very great what she did. And that's why the song from Katharina Frank, Die Masse tobt, is on the Fidi & Brumsi list. And also from Ami Warning, that's a singer from Munich that I got to know. Ami Warning has already released her second or third record, I think.
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She has a great voice, such a deep, voluminous voice. And I also put on the Fidi & Brumsi list from her song. And it says, Bin noch wach, wo bist du? From her current record. She herself says, we have talked about music for a long time, that she could not ban what she does live on the record. I would sign that. I think that's really great.
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But if you look at it live, I think she's on tour a few times this year. There are concerts. There you really see a great artist. I can only recommend it to everyone to watch the songs or to watch them live. Army Warning and Katharina Frank I add to the list. When I'm already there, I'll just ask you now, do you also have something on our Fidi and Bumzi list?
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Ey, you know what? There's no such thing. Sometimes I think we're living the same life. Yesterday I recorded a video of a crane in a tree that you can't even see, it's so hidden and you say, there's no such thing. Can I check the video now so you don't think I'm telling you some shit?
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A video from yesterday, which I recorded when I was walking with Juri yesterday. That can't be true. Why did you... I really saw a crane in the tree yesterday. Yes, and me too. And I just sent you this video. That can't be true. Exactly the same bird.
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Maybe it was the same thing. First time I fly to Vienna, then I fly over to Olli. Then the two of them have something to say again. But sometimes it's really uncanny. A lot of people think it's... I would post it on Sunday. That doesn't exist. That doesn't exist. Sometimes we are more connected than we are loved, right?
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Hey Jan, hey Olli, nice that you noticed that. I think our show is called Wilde Maus comma Blauer Panther und Kranich. Wilde Maus x Wilde Maus. Panther? Blauer Panther und Kranich. Das klingt dann, und Kranich im Baum. Das klingt wie so eine Vorabendserie, wie hierzu. Elefant, Maus und diese Sendungen, die da so laufen, wo dann so ein Zuwärter irgendwie...
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how it is documented, how he somehow in Leipzig, of course only in front of the camera, scratches the elephants and the like.
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Oh yes, that would be nice. Because if you don't have any more songs for the list, I would like to put another song on the list, if I may. A listener sent it to me, Sarah, I think. A few weeks ago, I always like to listen to the song. The song is just called Live and the band is called Fletcher Fletcher.
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Like Fletcher actually written only the e-field at the end, but F-L-E-T-C-H-R and then the same again. Fletcher Fletcher with Live. I don't think many people know that. And by the way, I'm always happy about music tips. You send me so much.
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But if you send me artists who already have 3, 4, 5, 6 million listeners minimum, then they don't deserve it as much as artists who only have 4,000, 5,000 listeners, like Fletcher. Fletcher, for example, of the time, I always prefer them. And of course there are also great new songs from Post Malone or something else, although this Post Malone country record... Also, I didn't get warm with him.
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You probably didn't even listen to him, Jan. Absolutely not.
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He's actually doing quite well. I don't think so. I think he just looks like that. That's just the junkie look. I think he lives relatively healthy, except that he's a chain smoker. But... That didn't hurt Halmut Schmidt either. You can get 100 years old with that kid.
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I've been pretty close with him lately. We often meet at a Schei Latte in Prenzlauer Berg. I've seen him again and we talk about everything. We also talked about you, so if you have any questions, I'm always open for you.
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I was at RB Leipzig the day before yesterday, at the Champions League against Liverpool at the game. And then I posted a photo that I was there. I was torn up for a moment. And then people, this crap club, why are you going there? You are also Hamburg, such a garbage club. Only men write, of course, who turn through immediately. And then I wrote back a few.
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Yes, I wanted to see first-class football again. Seven years HSV in the second league. It's nice, the stadium is always full, the mood is always great. But I mean, it's also great to see a team that plays in the first Bundesliga. in the Champions League. And that wasn't a good game anyway, I have to say. It wasn't a good week for the German team in the Champions League.
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Bayern 4-1 lost, 5-2 Dortmund lost against Real Madrid and 1-0 RB Leipzig. There are still a few more performances and much more in our big Sunday podcast Fest und Flauschig. We're taking a short break and will be right back for you. See you soon, my dears. Take care. Bye, see you soon.
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Ist das nicht schön? Yes, but we are also the action podcast for the whole family, as Arnold Schwarzenegger would say, Jan.
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You've been invited back to America. But this time I'm flying with the U-Bahn. Ah, that's great. That's the one that goes through under the Atlantic, the new U-Bahn.
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I don't think so. I don't know. I had the feeling that this was our best live show we've done so far. But my feelings can of course be deceiving as well. And it turns out that it was such a dirty episode again. But let's surprise you. I think we both left the stage with a smile and even clapped briefly. Yes. Completely uncomfortable. High five, Olli. Mega awesome delivered.
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We still have it. The old lions are still biting. The old lions are still biting. You can say it was the last nice summer evening. The next day autumn really came in all over Germany. And we still had a relatively nice evening. I think you were barefoot on stage. Could it be that you walked barefoot around? I remember that you were barefoot.
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As if you had an overseas flight behind you. Swollen feet. I was just about to buy thrombosis stuff for you again quickly. For the Sam John Kelly pharmacy. You definitely have strong feet. You don't even see that when you look at them in the face. This haggard face is connected with very strong, fleshy feet that hang on your legs down there.
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Aber lass uns nochmal zurückgehen zur Präsidentschaftswahl vor acht Jahren. Ihr wart alle überrascht und ich werde jetzt auch für dich mal einen kleinen Übergang schaffen. Damals war ja auch schon der liebe Kollege, der damals noch minderjährige El Holzo dabei. Und hat damals, glaube ich, als Praktikant eine der ersten Sendungen oder ersten Sachen mitgemacht.
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But wasn't he there as a little boy?
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Yeah, that's it now. However, I don't think it was final, Jan, right? I don't know.
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These sayings, these sentences on the internet that are always shared... Memes! Memes! Memes, okay, I thought memes are always with photos and then there's a saying in it, but he only has these sayings, these tiles where he has his own ideas.
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By the way, it's not a bad moment, but I noticed that what he posts is very often spread by tattoo models who have come of age, who themselves have not come up with the idea what he says and then share it and say true words, it's a bit like that.
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That's just because Spotify doesn't have any contacts, so there's no e-mail app that you can write to.
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I just wanted the three-part to be embedded.
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No. No, I didn't. I only traveled within Germany. Last weekend was also the beginning of holidays here in Berlin. And I had to get on the train on Friday because I had to go to Essen, because I was invited to a festival, a small songwriter festival, by my beloved songwriter colleague Stefan Stoppock. And there I had to go to the overfilled train on Friday.
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But the internet is absolutely wild west. The truth is that the internet has been dead for a long time, in my opinion. That's why it's important that as a small supporter you can still trust someone. Or where you believe that real journalism is still happening.
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I ordered a book from the internet, I don't know if it's... I got a very short request from someone, Roger de Weck, do you know him? Do you know who that is?
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Yes, exactly, he's a Swiss and he wrote a book, I don't know, I heard an interview on Radio 1 and it all sounded very good and it says, why do we have to protect journalism from the media? And I found the interview with him very informative. Now I have ordered the book, but I haven't read it yet. That's why I can't say yet whether it's good or bad. I will definitely do it in the next episodes.
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It sounded very exciting in any case, because I am also of the opinion that journalism must be protected in such times at the moment. If I may throw something in there for a moment. Or no, you go on. Excuse me.
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I'm not quite, so if I may say something. As someone who has been around with Sebastian for a long time here in Berlin and where we also had a lot of plans and thought about it, I think he still has something in his hands.
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That's why I didn't go to the bank. Completely unpredictable. He was sitting there with a woman on the bench. I didn't want to disturb that. I didn't know what was going on there. But I just kept going. By the way, I was there with a dear colleague of ours. Who? Tell me the name. No, you have to keep secrets. Someone who no longer lives in Germany. Herbert Grönemeyer. With Herbert Grönemeyer.
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Well, I'm curious what happens to him. I think if you weren't canceled at least once, you would never have lived.
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Jan, it was the absolute hell for me to sit in this train and go to Essen. And then also, I was lucky, there was only one train connection where you could book seats for. And then I got one, got in, looked for my wagon and then a much older woman than me sits on my seat. And now I'm thinking about what I did. I went there and said, excuse me, this is my place. Of course not.
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So far I've actually ... I'm also wondering how I did it. Shitstorms, I've been through a lot of them. I can't remember where it really is in the media. Of course, there are always people on social media who think you're stupid, but that I'm in a position like that, I think I've always been lucky. What do you mean luck? Maybe also bad luck. Maybe it will be a slow time.
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Yes, you could... But you can soon cut something together or send something to the public in terms of AI and then say, look, he said that. That was for him and so on. That won't take long, Jan. Then we all have a shitstorm. Then the world is just another big shitstorm because you don't know anymore. And that's what I was just about to say. I found that pretty touching.
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I read a posting from the former wife of the One Direction singer who died in Argentina and the... And she has a child with him. I don't even know his name, sorry. But the singer of One Direction, who fell from the balcony, you don't know exactly. And he has a little daughter. And the mother said, with everything that is being reported, you should still think that there is a child.
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that at some point you have to read it all and also confronted with a lot of things that simply do not correspond to the truth. And that this world is pretty cruel, that it doesn't even take 24 hours anymore until everyone has their own opinion about it, knows exactly what has happened and the like.
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And that you should maybe withdraw a little bit from such topics and not just look at the clicks, is of course a fight against the windmills, because it just doesn't work like that anymore in this internet world. But that sounded pretty sad to me when I read that.
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And that happens quite often on the internet with these videos that are shown here, the last recordings, then it was something like that two years ago or what do I know, but the main thing is that you can talk on TikTok or something like that yourself or on Twitter or something like that, by already judging things. Yes, I definitely found that pretty tragic.
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And where we are already tragic, can I continue, Jan? It's something tragic that happened. And we would have to make a little special edition today, if it's okay, of a section that was always there on Wednesdays, which was put on pause for a short time, but which will come back. Here it is for you.
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I'm with an acoustic guitar, with a hanging bag. Then somehow I stood in line for two hours until this woman got pregnant and had to get out at some point. But that's how it is. And then I thought about it while I was standing there. Actually, I'm not that much younger. I only think of myself. She was probably in her early 60s and I'm 51 now. So I would have had a good right to ask for my place.
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Metal on Sunday. Jan, and many who are interested in metal have already read it, but I have to draw attention to this man. Someone else died in the last week, namely the first singer of Iron Maiden, Paul D'Anno, who sang the first two records. And these two records are considered by many hardcore fans to be really legendary records.
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Of course, with the third record came the singer who is still the singer, Bruce Dickinson to Iron Maiden and created this band. in neue Höhen geführt mit dem Album The Number of the Beast. Eigentlich alle Alben, die in den 80er rauskamen mit Bruce Dickinson am Gesang, wurden erfolgreicher und erfolgreicher. Legendär das Album danach, mein Lieblingsalbum Peace of Mind.
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Dann gibt es noch das auch wirklich hervorragende Album Power Slave. Dann kam die Live-Platte Life After Death. Und dann kam Somewhere in Time. Und dann nach meiner Meinung nach die letzte richtig große, wichtige Iron Maiden-Platte 1988. And that was 7th Son over 7th Son. And this success story started in 1980 with the debut album Iron Maiden and the second album Killers.
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Paul Diano was the singer, came from punk, was actually someone who hung around with Sid Vicious and such people and was very impulsive in the London punk scene. His big problem was that he took a lot of drugs, took a lot of alcohol, took it to himself. More than all other band members of Iron Maiden. Steve Harris, the bassist and head of the band, didn't like it at some point.
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And so Paul D'Arnaud was fired from the band in 1982. And yes, you can now say, yes, too much drugs, had his own fault. I always find all these judgments also about such topics. Drug addiction is also an addiction. And I think Paul Diano himself has done that for a long time. I got to know him, Janu.
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And in 1994 he tried it again with a band, which was titled after the second album by Iron Maiden, Killers. And he played in the Docks. After that I was with him and a few other people, because we were fans of him, drinking. It was called Große Freiheit in Rasputin, I think it was back then. And we spent the whole night there. And they drank there and he was a really nice guy.
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Now he died very early, at 68, 64. He had been struggling with diseases for a long time and was really a charismatic guy. And I would like you to listen to two songs. Two songs that Bruce Dickinson sang live later on. The title track for the second album, Killers, and the song Running Free. Both absolute classics.
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Because the people probably thought, well, they're about the same age as the two. But in my feeling I'm still the professional teenager and didn't dare and stood there and was mega annoyed. So really an absolute nightmare.
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And when you listen to the voice, I also have moments where I think, yes, Bruce Dickinson with this high singing and so on, that sometimes annoyed me. And this powerful voice of Paul D'Arnaud, who really left her footprints in metal, in the new wave of British metal.
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And that's why I'm putting on our Metal, I think it's still called Metal am Mittwoch playlist, two songs by Paul D'Arnaud, really an excellent metal playlist. I recently looked at it again, where these two songs from the first two Iron Maiden records now find their new home, their new home. And Rest in Peace, Paul D'Arnaud, really great singer.
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And Iron Maiden are on tour again next year, I think. They won't do it for a long time either. They are also old, drinking a lot of beer, but otherwise I think relatively fit. And you notice Bruce Dickinson. My light man is also the light man of Iron Maiden and Bruce Dickinson. And you notice Bruce Dickinson a little bit. He recently left Iron Maiden in the 90s.
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There he sang Blaze Bailey from the band Wolfsbane. That didn't work at all. And then he came back with the album New World Order or New Brave World. And since then he's been singing there. But you notice that he doesn't have the same passion for it as he did in the 80s. I think he seems to be much better at his solo concerts. Agiler als mit Iron Maiden.
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Trotzdem sollte man sich Iron Maiden noch einmal angucken, bevor die Band bald sich wahrscheinlich irgendwann auflöst, weil es auch nicht mehr die Jüngsten sind. Das war ein kleiner Überblick über das Schaffen von Paul D'Anno. Und das war, ich mach mal kurz kurz.
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That we stay on the ball, right? That we stay on the ball for the metal world.
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You are so bound to it when I talk about it that you don't want to say anything yourself. Jan, I would love to say hello to two people. From whom? From Kathrin Bauerfeind. I recorded a podcast with Kathrin Bauerfeind on Monday, which is coming out for Christmas. I think they always come out on Advent days. She has a Christmas meeting on four Advent days with four guests. I was one of these guests.
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That was very, very nice. After that, we both went to eat something, went to a party. I rarely meet Katrin, but she is one of the colleagues that I have met over all the years in the media business, with whom I really appreciate and a kind of friendship that really connects us, that we go to eat one, two, three times a year and then talk about everything possible. And that's totally fun.
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Also, of course, about you. That's why I should greet you very warmly from Katrin. On a birthday party of my record boss, who had a birthday, I just took Katrin with me. I can't come, I'm already arranged with Katrin Bauerfeind on that day for podcasts and food, and he said, I think they're so great, please bring them with you.
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I don't even know what to say, I'm so nervous, I think they're so smart. He really appreciates her and I took her with me and we were there. Of course, Katrin as a media woman knew more people at the party than I did. And he immediately stopped with people while I was standing in the corner. I thought so, I'm actually the one who arrived here in the record scene.
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And then at some point we're both out and go to the other side of the street, want to go home and call everyone a taxi. And then I hear a voice call, say that's Olli Schulz who's standing there. And I think, oh God, now somewhere. And who's standing there with a cap? Charlie Hübner. No. Charlie Hübner, from whom I should also greet you, who also listens to our podcast.
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And I met Charlie Hübner and Katrin. And Lars Jessen was also there, the director. We met by chance. This is Berlin, you know. Just on the street at 8.30 a.m. Did that not happen to you in Essen? That doesn't happen to you in Essen at the main station, because you don't meet Charlie Hübner there. That's why the bar is open until 24 hours in Essen.
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Because we knew, we would have liked to have something to drink, but we didn't know where we were supposed to go.
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Then we talked about it and I almost missed it. I want to talk about the fact that the long-time great band Element of Crime released a documentary, directed by Charlie Huebner. And I haven't seen the film yet, otherwise I would have talked about it for a long time. But I don't get any invitations, I don't get any links, nobody tells me anything.
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And Element of Crime is now, I think, 70, 80 years old. They started before the war. Sven Regner was still underage at the time. Still made Fickrock lyrics.
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At that time, the first song lyrics were given time. Started with English lyrics since 1991. Since the record, back then, behind the moon. Sing German, that was the smartest decision, because I also listened to the English songs of Element of Crime. I never thought it was so cool. Of course, it is also important for the development of this band, but that's how it really started.
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Back then, Hintermond and the, in my opinion, still best record, Weißes Papier, which came out in the following year, anyway, great band, great lyrics written. I'm sure, I asked Charlie, I said, Charlie, is the film good too? And then he says, That's the best work I've done so far.
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And he also made a wild heart out of Monchi or Feine Sahne Fischfilet, also a really great film, but he's very proud of it. And I once said two years ago, Charlie Huebner is also someone who feels like that at the moment. There is such a peak with every actor, where he feels in every comedy, in every film, every week. Jürgen Vogel, for example. Do you still know the great Jürgen Vogel era?
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Several doppelgängers, I think, like Helge Schneider.
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I had such a great time talking to Charlie Hübner on the street that I invited him to come to our podcast next year. He's supposed to come to the Christmas circus. Why not? That's awesome. But we don't have the time, because he said, I'll come, but only if we do a really nice two-hour show. In any case, I would be very happy about Charlie Hübner. We should look again at some point.
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Also from time to time, not so often, to invite a guest and to talk to someone again. Charlie Hübner was very nice anyway. Very nice greetings, if you listen to this show, also to Lars Jessen. You met in Berlin and I thought, this is Berlin, you will meet someone again. He's party, he's here, podcast with Katrin Bauerfeind. It was a really nice evening.
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Yes, that was not a big point, the story, but I thought I had to tell you everything that happened to me.
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It doesn't matter. I just want to tell you briefly. No, Jan, it doesn't matter. Don't put me under the table. I wrote to you that I really like the movie. And I think the movie has earned attention. It's really a movie made with love. And I hope... This is a film, before you start, one more thing, this is a film, I want to see it on Sunday when I'm free, at 4.15 p.m.
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And the thing where you're pressed against the wall, which turns so fast. I've never been in there, you always have it on such a bad screen, you could look at it, what's hanging outside on the Rotor.
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on television, cuddle with the blanket, make me a cocoa and see the Hello Spencer film in ARD or ZDF in the main program. Because they should all see it. This is really a beautiful film.
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Yes, and the nice thing is that I already snuck into this disco at the park.
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Yeah, yeah, come on. No, you have to pay attention. There are always people who complain and say, it's all nice what we're doing here, but when Olli Schulz starts talking about sexual parts again, that's not part of the podcast. Okay, so you snuck into the Parkplatz des Micmacs. That was a big room disco that had its prime time in the 60s and 70s.
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And above all... Yes, and above all, there is so much heart, because it's just the things that you experienced in your childhood, the series that you saw, those are the defining things at the end, where most of the heartblood is. That's why I think it was incredibly important to you that it's not just all over the place now.
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You've already sent me pictures of it. When you were from the Begehung. I got these photos back then, after I showed you a newspaper excerpt. sent via the fire, before it was kept secret, this fire that was in the Micmac, I think, or a flood or something like that.
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Yes, and you sent me a few photos of you there and this visit. By the way, I think it's really a nice thing to save that, because to be honest, at some point you forget something. People might still talk about it and at some point it's all gone. So hello Spencer and the entire Spencer community has another chance to go back to series after this film, right Jan?
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From when is the film, say again, from when is it available on the media?
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That always costs a lot of money. You know, I have space. I like to do that. Oh, how nice. I'm looking forward to seeing the film again. I only had a link that was deleted after once and I didn't want to watch it a second time. For safety's sake, because I know... The big Hallo Spencer movie on the 25th of December on TV before, on the 13th of December.
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the real voice of spencer totally exciting and beautiful in front of me and that's why the closing music is already running juri with big eyes who wasn't out today and has to shit urgently and with this information i'll leave you alone now and the music is over again i played it so early then we'll hear each other again next week very briefly we'll get back to you next week and then next week you'll hear the summer episode of ifa it's worth it it's worth it very much
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We're always there for you. Thank you for listening. Have a nice week. Stay healthy. Stay positive in your thoughts. We're looking forward to seeing you. See you. Bye. Bye, guys.
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I don't even know if I would have gone in there with 22. I've always been a shithead. There are a few things. The highest of the feelings is for me a great roller coaster. I don't want that anymore. Roller coaster, preferably with looping. And that's the sad thing. For years I've been missing a roller coaster at the Hamburg Cathedral. There's always only the Wilde Maus XXL.
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Yes, but it's still not that wild. I always do Wild Mouse XXL. It sounds like a series on RTL. Wild Mouse XXL with Daniela Katzenberger. With the Shopping Queen or something like that. Wild Mouse XXL, yes, I definitely do that. I think Wild Mouse XXL should also appear in the title of today's show. I already have a good feeling about that, Jan.
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Maybe you want to go to Joko's place and do another prank show with Klaas. And Joko has so many other things to do. He does three podcasts, he has four shows on ProSieben. But that you go with Klaas in this prank direction again, how would that be?
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We fucked up, we can't get away from each other anymore.
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We can't do that twice, definitely not. We shouldn't do that twice. But that's definitely, I'm glad, you also have another prize, I somehow have on Instagram, a blue panda or something. That's the blue panda. Blaue Panther, and I have all my... The Blaue Panther is the Bavarian... Isn't that just called Bavarian film or TV award or something?
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The Blaue Panther, that sounds a bit like a senior event, like the Grey Wolves and the Blaue Panthers meet somehow in the gym and fight to see who has more energy now. That sounds like a strange gender disease that was going around in the First World War.
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Since I'm not working in the satire sector, I can't say that. I'm happy about every price that is thought of. I would just take it and try to auction it on Ebay. Like Dieter Nuhr probably does in a few years. I have no idea. But you are on the road in the service of the people and the public legal work is also in the service of the people. That's why it might be okay.
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And Dieter Nuhr has something to do in the next two years, to make a contract extension in ARD with his show. What is the drug? Exactly. You don't do it any other way either. You would never cancel the Blue Panther award, would you? Or take away the show somehow.
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I can tell you a little bit about my trip last weekend. I wasn't quite finished yet. I went to Dortmund, to Essen, and the train was completely full, I just told you. I was really happy. On the evening, on Saturday, there was the concert. Friday there was supposed to be a big dinner with all the artists that I invited to Stobbock.
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Katharina Frank was there, for example, who I got to know for the first time. Now I ask you, do you know which band Katharina Frank used to sing?
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Katharina Frank had a really big hit in the 80s called Blueprint and her band was called The Rainbirds. And on the bass was Rod Gonzales, who played for the doctors. Yes, but he came later. He didn't play any importance on the relevant records.
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But that's enough, we're not Ducati shits. They want 15 euros or something like that, but also upgrades for boxing fights. When I watched Tyson Fury against Alexander Usyk, you had to pay something extra.
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I could pay seven SOS Kinderdörfer with what I pay monthly to subscriptions.
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Maybe I'd rather do it, to be honest. I don't see it, to be this whole shit. And I'm not such a huge Raab fan that I have to see it. I saw the boxing fight, yes. And now let's talk about this boxing fight, even if it's been a week. You know, we're only sending it once a week. You get a compact broadcast for that. Let's talk about this performance at this boxing fight.
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Wasn't it totally weird to see him on stage and almost touching? Yes, it was very touching.
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There are some colleagues of mine who were there in Düsseldorf and who not only described what was to be seen on television, namely this whole event, which consisted of the first two and a half hours completely of advertising and old clips.
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And from the supposedly best scenes of his career at ProSieben. It was all ProSieben recordings that were shown on RTL.
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Yeah, I think ProSieben earned a golden nose with the excerpts, or Raab just stole them and didn't pay any money. One excerpt I missed because there was a funny quiz that went on in Chinese television. That was funny, I know who that is. I know the guy who did it. But you can have a look, it's still available on YouTube, it's called Blamieren oder Kassieren.
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But you still have to include Neo Magazin. That's the ultimate, the ultimate clip from the time of Raab. Unfortunately, I missed a little bit in the composition and then Stefan Raab came in.
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And you know what, honestly, I can only be positive. I really want everything, great respect, great honor, great colleague. I think it's nice that he's back. Doesn't it bother you at home? Probably it's also been exhausting. Oh, get out of here now! Go back to work! And so he is also a factor at some point.
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We are the Great Jana Sisters here at Spotify. Here are Olli Schulz and Jan Böhmermann. And that was a C64 opening from Leonardo, who sent it to us. My dear friend and colleague, Oliver Schulz, you are in a hotel room. It's so small, it's degrading. Where did they put you in and why are you there?
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What I found a bit sad is that he didn't wait at least ten years, that he could have said I was ten years away, but eight and a half.
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So it's a bit ... that bothered me on the one hand and ... Well, he probably wouldn't get this sum of money in a year and a half now.
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I don't know if RTL is really about money. I think RTL is mainly interested in television culture. I have to say, Thomas Gottschalk is going to the 90s. Günter Jauch's earlobe is already hanging on his foot. He has to put in some fresh energy. Exactly, someone who has enough distance from the web-relevant target group to the top. So to start again with 57 at RTL is a courage for all sides.
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And I think it's great that RTL does that. And I asked myself, what comes after the boxing match? So that the boxing fight, that it's going to be awesome and so on. Also the press conference afterwards, where a member of DPA and one of DWDL were allowed to ask questions and the rest were RTL members and Stefano Zarella or something like that who asked questions.
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Yes, and somehow this one, where he always, the one with the cap, who then also smiled so much, she looked really like a media woman, who works in this area, who then celebrated like this, yes, we have him, we have Stefan Raab here, and then next to him also such a guy.
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So these, to be honest, I have little to do with it, but I have met a few of these people who were also very nice at ProSieben, but they are such real, such a... Where it's like, come on, we have it, we're celebrating now, come on, we're doing a relaunch party, we're doing our 90-million-send-off.
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These upheavals in the media sector, but it's all sold anyway, betrayed and lost and no longer has the power of influence like back then, Jan. Yes, your medium, don't look at me like that.
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I think that's freedom of opinion and your opinion is absolutely free. But I have to say, I know very well public television, I've been working there for almost 20 years. That's the reason. Yeah, I'm always very refreshed and impressed by the fact that there are also people who make television that are different from the people I've been dealing with for 20 years.
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Yeah, you're trying to keep the door open for private television right now, Jan. What do you mean to keep it open?
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I've never asked you. Do you know, Olli, where I tried my first big TV show, where I celebrated my first success? Tell me, do you still know that at which station? Radio Bremen 4. No, at RTL. My first German TV award. You never forget the first TV award. The first was 2009, I think, together with Caro Corneli and Pierre M. Krause for RTL.
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No, I think that was another show. Pierre M. Krause, Caro Corneli and I love greetings to both colleagues. Both of them are self-employed today. They also shook off this RTL success behind them. But we were always after the jungle, after Sonja Zietlo and back then Dirk Bach and halved the quota steadily. What was it again? The show was called TV-Helden.
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That was all completely designed by Friedrich Küppersbusch. Strong name. TV-Helden was completely designed by Friedrich Küppersbusch, who basically wrote us every word in the teleprompter. But in the end, unfortunately, he didn't get his own trophy, I think. Which, I don't want to say, led to a disaster.
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But if Friedrich Küppersbusch's prizes and personal successes would mean something, it would have separated us. But fortunately, that's not the case. That's a very unequal TV producer who benefits from other successes.
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Yeah, I don't know. I've never met him. I know him from Küpperspruchswoche or something like that.
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Schönen guten Morgen, Jan. Ich bin wirklich auch enttäuscht. Ich befinde mich in München, in unserer Sehnsuchtsstadt München gerade und spiele in einer Komödie mit. Ich habe mal wieder eine Rolle bekommen, einem Film, die mir zugesagt hat, wo ich dachte, die kann ich füllen, die Rolle, das ist was, was ich mache. Ich darf noch nicht zu viel verraten, mache ich trotzdem im Laufe der Sendung. Yeah.
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By the way, speaking of Küpperspruchs, the last time we had contact, when he invited me for this show by Kurt Krömer, who then happened to be in the season. in which I was supposed to appear, didn't work. And at the time I said, and I did it as if I had planned something, had a shoot, but I just said I didn't feel like the show.
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Not that it's rumored, I said it for temporary reasons, I just said it because the guest bouquet that was offered to me, and what was presented to me in the press release, didn't appeal to me, I didn't feel like it. So a little bit of dignity is still there in me, I didn't feel like it. I just wanted it not to be in the wrong neck and not to tell people the wrong stories.
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Jan, I have to ask you one thing before we probably go back to Stefan Rabe. I just read the headline here, Heino Ferch, marriage after 19 years. What? Heino Ferch is a German actor. Yes, I know, but that doesn't even exist, as Comedian Harmonist. For example, he made a lot of good movies. Somehow I have always been sympathetic. None of these guys who are somehow permanently in the media.
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He writes the gala after 90, 19 years and I was at the station yesterday and then and the picture and everyone writes about it. And every newspaper has a so-called celebrity expert who tells you exactly. why the marriage failed.
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And now I ask you, because you are also a bit more in the media industry, if you start as a celebrity couple and say, we come together, let's invite the celebrity expert once a week or twice a week, so that later, when we part, he can talk about why it didn't work out for us in the different breakfast magazines. Yes, but that's the most boring and asocial job.
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You're just sitting at home and waiting for someone to split up so that you have your big three minutes and can make an assessment on Bild TV or something else. What kind of people are those? That's the most boring job of all. How come there are people who feel empowered to give an assessment immediately after an open relationship with a celebrity? And where are they?
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I have a one-word answer. It's just money. If you otherwise realize in your life that you can't really get ahead with your teaching profession and that it doesn't satisfy you as much as you would like, both financially and ego-wise, then at some point you'll end up in non-IHK-certified training jobs, like a celebrity expert. Anyone can do that. It's a free job. You can put up cards.
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Promi-job, card-laying, Promi-experts and podcasters. Those are free jobs, anyone can call themselves that. You just have to connect a microphone to a laptop and press record, then you're a podcaster. And a Promi-expert is when you're at day 24, what's still coming under the article, where there's always crypto-advertisement and then somehow he's out of his pants. Olli Schulz packs out.
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Or a small hotel room. So tormented is Olli Schulz in Munich. Dietl so... Dietl's son torments, Helmut Dietl's son torments, number one musician.
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No, no, torments the sidekick of Böhmermann. From Kinderratten Böhmermann, hashtag Honig Honig. Honig Böhmermann, sidekick of Honig Böhmermann tormented by Dietl's son.
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I got a really nice diss this week, because also Arno Frank, the grand dame of the pop phoeton, I would say, so next to Anja Rützel, actually the man at Spiegel Online, who goes there the most, I say, where it really hurts, he also looked at Raab and then developed a new take after the boxing match, I think. And that was sold under 10 years with Böhmermann. Now we are happy that Raab is back.
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Really? Yes. But not so negative, but rather ambivalent. But you are happy about the variety, so the real Helmholtz and someone who really spits on the head from above. The time is ripe again for a bit of real impudence. I thought it was a very nice approach. But I have to say, as long as the name Böhmermann still clicks, I unfortunately have to continue. Only when it stops, do I stop.
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Yeah, and then you come back a few years later. Of course. Let's jump in here again for a moment. Sorry, I also have bad energy in this hotel room today and maybe switch a bit with the topics. But when he came out there and this long staircase, I really hoped he wouldn't come now or say, hey guys, I'm not boxing against a woman again in 2024. What the hell is this shit? I'm just back there again.
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Awesome that you're there. I saw the face of Martin Rütter on the ring. He was there. The whole Cologne media scene was there anyway. He looked so annoyed after three minutes, because he felt, shit, it's going to take two hours for the guy to get in the boxing ring. Dear greetings to Martin, who is definitely very well-designed in the ring, as if he thinks that everything is going on the pisser.
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That's also the reason why I didn't go to such an event when I was invited back then, because it all takes so long, there is too much talk. And the boxing fight itself didn't bother me at all. Regina Halmich paid for it, I read. She was annoyed by the few information she got about Stefan Raab. I thought it was so cool that she told it so openly.
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Yes, the managing director of Raab TV said he would get in touch. Nobody reported it. Just one-on-one, just a media talk. And when Stefan then gave the press conference afterwards and was asked, what does this abbreviation mean behind him? And then he said so openly, yes, we actually wanted to call the show differently, then we renamed it.
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Now the things were already printed and the whole merch and so on with this strange letter combination. Then I ask myself, how did you name the show before? Well.
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Yes, it didn't come out quite as it was called before. Probably... Maybe that's just a piece of crap from him, but that the Heavytones, one day before the recording, that the Heavytones, the really old TV band, one day, they probably annoyed themselves in the cellar for eight years that Raps didn't report to them once. And then he sniffs once just to make it work.
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He says one day before, 48 hours before, he says, guys, I'm back and you can join me. And all of them, probably left behind for eight years, all of them are like, all right, Stefan, we're back on track. What should we do? Which instruments should we play? Because it's just, it's not to be underestimated. I mean, you can't even imagine. That was, of course, their golden big time.
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That I don't open my mouth sometimes, that I don't stand to my right. I've been an recognized media professional for so long now. Actually, I automatically expect a beautiful room. But if there is none, then I don't want to complain either, because I just want to keep this image to the outside that I am independent. But of course I got my expectations over the years.
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And they were also in the episodes that I saw, right back there after the motto, dude, we have to give it our all and it's Stefan Sauer. So really. Yeah, and...
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Okay, so the heavy, watch out, the heavy tones. First of all, I have to say, not all of them went along, so the bassist Christian, for example, he stayed with Sebastian Puffpaff. I mainly watched Puffpaff on Wednesday at 10.50, because I wanted to know what he was doing with the heavy tones, the one day before, for everyone who wasn't there, the band, the... Anyway, TV Total.
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At first Stefan Raab sat, I think, for a year behind every camera, watching Sebastian Puffpaff take over his legacy. Then there was a dispute behind the scenes. Raab went to RTL and is now a competitor of Sebastian Puffpaff, whom he himself put on the throne, whom he himself introduced to the show, for whom he prepared everything. And now poor Sebastian Puffpaff, you really have to say.
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And I never felt any great empathy until last Wednesday or last Tuesday, when the band ... Like, hey guys, we're out, our time at TV Total is over. You know exactly, one day later they're sitting at Raab at RTL. And then the broadcast of Sebastian Puffpaff, so TV Total at 10.15 p.m. started, so that he first, in TV Total manner, with the least possible effort, so he's not even somehow ...
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He wants to become a musician and gets himself a new musician. The only one left is the bassist Krishan, such a blonde. Greetings. He also played with Giovanni Zarella. Nice, stable guy. A nice band. Oh, the people who are watching now. Jan Klinkenberg is the new band manager. And I have to say, a little gag at the beginning. And then there is the new band of Sebastian Puffa.
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And it sounds exactly the same as before. You don't even know what the difference is between Heavytones and them. Because the Heavytones, you have to say, are such a generic, interchangeable band. They don't have a signature sound. No, they don't sound like that or look like that. They're always guys with shirts. There's no bigger idea behind it, except that they're called the Heavytones.
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And then this song, but also again, Pa aufs Maul. I thought, dude, as if ten years not, as if the last ten years were really in such a time hole. That sounds exactly like a typical Stefan Raab song from the 00s, where I now, that sounds a bit exaggerated, where I would spit out ten pieces of your ass in half an hour.
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To be honest, I'm sorry if I say that so stupidly, but that's really not a great art, to write such gag songs and not to think that I don't like it. But that was the moment when I thought, wow, it has really developed to zero. Well, in any case, I wonder why Stefan Raab doesn't actually box against Sebastian Puffpuff. That would have been the more real number.
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Because I think, I also found it exciting and I think that, I think above all the fight between these two. Raab runs at 10 p.m. always at RTL Plus on Wednesday and on television then at ProSieben at 5 p.m. I look directly at the quota, whether that somehow has affected the TV Total quota. I look directly in, whether it is somehow so. Überschrift. Stabil.
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TV Total von neuer Raab Streaming Show unbeeindruckt. Ohne die Heavy Tones, aber mit Stammpublikum. Sebastian Puffpaff bekam die neue RTL Show Konkurrenz von Stefan Raab nicht wirklich zu spüren. So great quota, everything is going great, I don't have to worry about puffs. And I honestly think it's great for the genre music.
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Your light, what you just had to experience in this very small hotel room, is also awesome podcast content in the end. Welcome on September 22nd, 2024 at Spotify, at Fest und Flauschig. It's a wild media week behind us. I can already tell you, I don't know exactly when we're doing this. We're talking about everything today, Jan, right? We're talking about everything.
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The more bands and the more live music on German television, the better it is. And I also think it's great the more shades and versions of TV Total exist on German television. And with that I'll come to the new show, which is just 1 to 1 TV Total. It's just 1 to 1. The new show by Raab is TV Total. And Slag den Raab is still in there, I think.
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He combined the two show concepts, which speaks for the fact that they either only thought for a very short time together with RTL or thought for a very long time. And he now has a cell phone in his pocket with which he triggers these nipple things. The desk is no longer movable. Instead, he is in such a strange shop world.
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And then comes, and I found that an interesting remark from a colleague who was at the boxing match in Düsseldorf, and then the energy sucker Elton comes back in the new show by Raab. And I think that's what you call Elton He's an absolute energy sucker.
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Elton always has it out, to breathe, to behave in such a way that everyone, even a little bit of energy in a room with an audience, is immediately sucked away in his direction. He comes in and sucks the energy out. And that's what he did at the new Raab show at the end.
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Absolutely. That's not a bad thing. Greetings. But Elton could play in a reenactment of the movie The Cooler with William H. Macy and Alec Baldwin.
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The Cooler is a guy who has such an unhappy outlook and so much bad luck when someone in the casino, he works in the casino, when someone has a lucky star on a table, then the boss of the Cooler was always put on the table so that the bad luck, the lucky star stops. Because there are people who shine it out like that. And Elton also has a bit of that. Once I'll do it for you.
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And once I'll get on stage. What makes such a good TV presenter is that he forgets the technical stuff around him and just acts naturally. But with Elton it goes a little bit further. He doesn't just forget it, he ignores it completely. He just turns away.
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Man sieht immer die Schulter, dann sieht man den Bauch von der Seite, dann trottelt er da so von A nach B. Es ist wirklich ein faszinierender Effekt und allein deswegen schaue ich es mir gerne an. Man kann auch warme Getränke neben den Fernseher stellen. Wenn Elden auftritt, werden die automatisch ganz kalt, weil die Energie einfach aufgesaugt wird von ihm.
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Elton had actually emancipated himself from the whole Stefan Raab world. He had the children's show 1, 2, 3 in the last few years. He complained that 500 of his shows had been taken away from him and so on. But to return now, like the Heavytones, so really, it's really like if the puppeteer and stripper Stefan Raab, he has them all so right on the rope.
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Because back then, the very last show of TV Total, when Stefan Raab also cried and trained, There was Elton sitting next to him and I thought that Elton at that moment thought, one luck that the long Albtraum is finally over. And then I thought, he's a happy free man now. And then he did his whole show and now to return to the cave of the lions, well.
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I want to first expose a few new hobbies of mine that I've given myself on vacation. But we're also talking about the big... Sorry. No, we're also talking about the things that happened in the media this week. There's been a lot going on. Cologne is actually on fire.
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If they ask me again if I'm drunk again while walking around with the camera, I would pay myself as well as Regina Halmich. The managing director of Florida said he'll call you back.
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Die haben sich nie gemeldet. Jetzt bin ich hier besoffen im Ritz-Calden und Til Schweiger will mir aufs Maul halten. Man sieht es Raab auch an, dass er älter geworden ist. Und ich würde mich dafür interessieren, ob es da draußen Leute gibt, die vielleicht mit ihren Kindern beide Sendungen geguckt haben.
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Und wo die Kinder vielleicht mit, keine Ahnung, mit TV Total oder Sebastian Puffpaff zum ersten Mal in Berührung gekommen sind. Und jetzt enttäuscht sind, dass es noch eine langweiligere Version mit einem älteren Moderator gibt, die nicht ganz so schlecht ist.
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I would like to watch it with my daughter. Can I have your access for one episode?
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Of course, I'd love to give it to you. Can you give me your password? Password is 7 G H M tilde. Raute. Okay. Listen to everyone, guys. W G 3. P, 4, dollar sign, 778, small J, big J, big K, small Ö, a comma and an underline. And then you just have to, and email address is clear, Spotify.com. Does that work with all streaming providers? The password, Jan at Spotify.com is my email address.
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Jan, we have to take a short break. I have my little mobile station here again. I have to connect electricity briefly so that we can record the second half well and healthily.
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But have we now handled Raab? Because I would just like to keep looking at it and especially the next time we talk about it, when the tension at Stefan leaves again and he realizes again, oh fuck, now I have to do all the shit every day for the next five years.
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That's because the people have all said, He looks like he's in the mood again. But what do you expect? That he comes back after nine years and looks like he's not in the mood like the last three years he's been moderating? Of course, he has to act like he's in the mood for the first time. But it seems to me like someone who stands in front of the mirror and says, I have to be in the mood now.
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I have to. You have to be in the mood now. It doesn't seem like it's a feeling of desire that has grown again, but 90 million. You have to be in the mood now. You have to give people at least one year or two years to feel like you're in the mood. Then you can break in again. But now you have to get a new mindset. He probably ordered a colleague there.
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He gave him mindset lessons so that he was in the mood again. Well, this and other assumptions right after the break. I'm going to put two songs on the Fidi and Bumsi list that you still like to hear. What's the point of all this crap? Why should I still put up the current music that is still going well? Like the new Phones DC, Phones DC. I also think it's a mega cool record.
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I don't know if you can see it in Berlin or elsewhere in Germany, in the country or in more rural regions or in smaller cities, but the media stand in Cologne is on fire. Because this week, behind us, is the big Puff Puff Raab Clash week. A lot of things happened here, you can't even imagine that. Several Rhine bridges were set on fire. On one side of the Rhine is the studio of Sebastian Puffpaff.
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Nevertheless, I tell you, that they suddenly dress up so colorful and got themselves someone who makes their clothes. Somehow it feels like that for me, even though I'm not all for diversity, but the first record, which is just four years old, they looked completely different. And somehow it seems like it's designed to really have a great look right now. Should they do what they want?
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I'll put something else on it. I'll put it on the list, for example. Katyni wrote to me. She is... What did she write again? Unfortunately, I can't get to the mails right now. Let's do it anyway, then you can look it up. Katyni with Clementine. Great song, she sent it to me. I listened to it and liked it. You send me so much music and I hardly find the opportunity to listen to it all.
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Then I heard Nanouche yesterday before going to bed. Also very warm greetings, an artist. who released her first song, Golden Sunrise. It's written N-A-N-N-U-S-Z. So I'll put Cattini with Clementine and Nanouche with Golden Sunrise on the list. And then I made this joke or this song with you. I got a lot of great texts about the Alpha Father song.
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Because Alpha Father hangs out with Bones MC at a campfire meeting in Neuruppin. Dann hat mir aber jemand geschrieben, die Band Detlef hat schon einen Song, der heißt Alpha Dead. Geht in Deutsch-Punk-Richtung. Finde ich auch geil. Packe ich auch noch auf die Liste. Detlef mit Alpha Dead haben eigentlich schon die Idee vor mir gehabt. Trotzdem arbeite ich weiter an meinem Alpha-Vater-Song.
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Diese drei Lieder könnt ihr euch bitte mal anhören. Unterstützt kleine Künstler und Künstlerinnen und hört nicht nur die Scheiße, die sowieso schon gut läuft. Bleibt abenteuerlustig. Just like us at Fest und Flasche.
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Yes, and I also want to put two songs on it from a completely different genre, namely from the genre of songs that are produced in German late night shows. One song is together, so Krishan, the bass player of the former Heavytones, now the new band of Sebastian Puffpuff, together with Sebastian Puffpuff. The song was presented last Wednesday in the show. It says... Eine wie keine, ohne Pelle.
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Ich weiß nicht genau, ob es der Songtitel ist. Also ohne Pelle, eine wie keine von Sebastian Puffpaff. Und der ist 2 Minuten 23 lang. Das ist eine geniale Produktion, musikalisch hervorragend. Ich schmeiß mich weg. Und genauso geil und genauso lustig. Wenigstens für ein, zwei Wochen. Lass es mal bitte drauf, damit die Leute einen direkten Vergleich haben. Die neue Single von Pa aufs Maul.
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And I also want to say something about Stefan Raab. These are the two big late-night-crackers. And I can afford to do that. I have nothing to do with all this fighting. I'm in Cologne-Bickendorf, far away from everything. You also fight the imp guy. Alright. Yeah, let's just say it.
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Yeah, I won't say anything. We'll take a short break. We'll be right back and drop some awesome shit for you. Today on Sunday, the... 29th of September, 2024. No, not 29th of September. Of course, 22nd, sorry. 22nd, everything's fine. 29th is next week, 22nd.
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And if I understood that correctly, Stefan Rapp is recording his new show in Hürth-Efferen, where Wer wird Millionär is being recorded. is Raab on the other, on the left side of the row. And there's a huge competition thing. We haven't even talked about the Raab fight yet. So much has happened and I've written down a lot of things.
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Ja, so ist es. Es ist der große Supernasen-Podcast. Hörst du den eigentlich noch, Jan?
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Da habe ich die Zeit nicht mehr dazu, weil meine ganzen Lieblings-Podcasts jetzt alle zurückgekommen sind. Und es gibt noch neue, heiße, geile Sex-Podcasts, die auch wieder da sind. Oder die es jetzt neu gibt. Ich weiß gar nicht, was ich alles hören soll. Deswegen schaffe ich es leider nicht mehr, bei Mike und Tommy so oft reinzuhören.
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I listen to Mike and Tommy every now and then and then fall asleep. Really after a few minutes. But it's a familiar voice. I don't care what they say, whether it's still up to date or not. It's a lot, I can tell you what you can hear out there, it's not our world anymore. We say, well, that's just the way it is. And at some point that will also happen with us.
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We also had a phase, we also had a short phase where we often said, it's not our world anymore. But since we're 50, everything's okay again. Yeah, since we're 50, well, yeah.
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I have to tell you something about my hotel story here in Munich, where I am. Do you see this light in the background? What is that? This light that shines here. Is that the sun? No, that's the lamp. I have to turn it down. The lamp... on my bed. And then I arrived yesterday evening and there were 20 people who checked in yesterday evening. There was a huge queue downstairs at 10.30 p.m.
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in Munich, in the hotel where I am, at the check-in. And then I thought to myself, hey, when will I get someone? I got in the queue and I thought, no, I'll just go outside, take my cell phone in my hand provocatively and make a video statement and sit in front of the hotel and make a video statement.
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But could you still find any kind of over-ordinary discrimination against men over 50?
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Against white toxic cis men, exactly. And then I took my cell phone and just wanted to start a really nice social media statement to say that I don't like it anymore. Someone from the hotel came up to me and said, Mr. Schulz, of course, your room is already prepared, come with me. The bed is already warmed up, lie down. I've already been puked warmly by the manager.
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And then I lie in my bed and turn off all the lights and don't turn off this lamp, which is now also shining so aggressively in the background. Then you run for five minutes, turn off all the switches, look at this lamp again. Do you have something like that sometimes? You look at this lamp and turn it really aggressively.
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When hotels are rebuilt, a lot of value is put on it. So think of proper renovation. The most expensive piece of furniture is put in there. But then at the end comes such a little devil, such a fellow from the electrician company, the switch plant. And there are switches that are built in, then they work for two days and then you press it and nothing happens.
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But first I want to start a little relaxed, Olli, with a cool new hobby, which I have assigned to me. And then I would like to hear your opinion. I've only followed it so far. with colleagues like, for example, Bernhard Hohecker, who, I think, does this relatively excessively.
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But these are not tip switches where you know if they are on or off. These are touch switches. You just have to put your hand on it.
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And where you have to keep your finger on it longer so that it zooms down or something like that. But of course you don't know that as a homeless hotel visitor. And then I called in the reception yesterday evening and said, I can't turn off the light. And then someone came here and that's the moment when you feel like a 50-year-old.
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Came such a 22-year-old hotel employee, came in with a rifle and just shot him off. And she just went to the lamp, just one button, I didn't see it all the time, pressed it and said, now it's off. Then we both stood in the dark for two seconds in the room. And I thought, and now? And then she said, no, no, it's fine, I'm going again. And then she went out.
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And then I sat here alone in the dark hotel room. And then I tried to turn on this lamp again. This morning it automatically turned on again. Now it lights up again. And I didn't look exactly where this button is, which he pressed. I'm going to sleep with a bright lamp tonight.
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It's actually a little weird that hotels... I don't even know who makes such shifts. I once had a private vacation in France. Many years ago I was at the... What was it called again down there? Yeah! So really where the flamingos are, a peninsula, I think. And it was super hot and super humid and it was all full of mosquitoes. I had a super cheap mini Airbnb right on the beach.
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It was a very small room with a very low ceiling. It was ultra hot and it was all full of mosquitoes. And I slept there for three days and couldn't take it anymore because it was so hot. Then I booked an Airbnb and there was only a fat villa for two nights free. And it was cheap because no one had rented it. And I thought, okay, if it costs 150 euros per night, then I'll let one fall now.
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But then I'm away from the water. I wanted to get away from the water because all the mosquitoes were there. And then it was a huge villa with such a fat grill, where you can still see shrimp remains. You notice that rich people live there with a pool and everything.
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And they also had such switches, where I think, is there a switch series that is always offered from a certain annual income from the switch manufacturer? Because I think it's good to press the switch when you press it, that they are on and off. I already have dimmers. Problem. I think dimmer. We used to have in the living room, when I was a kid, we always lived in apartments.
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And now I started doing it in the summer, because a friend of mine, also owned by younger people, so a family man, recommended it to me. And I tried it out and have to say I was hooked right away. How is your... How is your attitude to the topic of geocaching, Olli? Oh, I have no idea. What did you think was coming now? Well, you didn't do geocaching, did you? I did.
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No, there was always a dimmer in the living room. And I don't know, when we moved in with nine, we moved in once. And in the new living room was the big technical innovation with us, that there was a dimmer. And then my father had to buy lamps that weren't so tattered and stuff. Because there were so tattered lamps that couldn't do it. There used to be. And I always thought dimmers were shit.
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But there are switch series for people who renovate high-quality. Who came up with that? Because I think they are also maintenance intensive. If something breaks there, you don't even know what's broken and stuff. I just want a switch, click, click, click, click. And a lamp, it has to be visible. Yes, we have the switch.
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You have to touch the lampshade and at the same time with the other hand you have to, the grounding, you have to ground yourself. Yes. Can you dim that? I said, no, just make a lamp. What's the point of that?
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Interesting. My tip, if you don't feel like screwing a lamp on top, just work a lot with indirect light, with many small lamps. Of course, that's annoying when you're drunk through the apartment and have to turn off all the lamps before you... and all the lamps are still on in your head and you want to put them to sleep. But, for example, in my new... I moved out a few months ago.
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I haven't been able to make a normal lamp on top of the ceiling in the living room until now.
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I already got to know your living room, but it's not wrong at all. It's really an apartment where you live now, which you shouldn't see in the light. But why are there switches that no one can use? Again, the one word answer, money. There are people who are ready, yes ... It can cost a thousand euros if it's really nice. By the way, I was a bit into homemaker podcasts during the holidays.
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Also podcasts that first started as comedy podcasts, then a slight turn over career.
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From my old friend Finn again. What about Finn? Or on the channel? No, don't tell me the name.
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No, what's her name again? A very dear colleague, female comedian. What's her name again? Which is managed by her boyfriend. I can't think of the name now, but it was first comedy, then it was a lot about his career and how he manages to be so successful and then she also benefits from it in the end. And now it's a homemaker podcast because of some project that doesn't work out so well.
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And there I have one thing, because I'm just saying money. And if you have a lot of money, spend it on switches and that doesn't help at all, it's just shit. But there is one thing that actually shocked me. And where I am of a different view, namely with the topic of amateurs.
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I once talked to someone from the sanitary sector for a very long time, who said that there is a clear difference between building house amateurs and amateurs that are built that really last 30 years. So you think when you buy such a water hand, because again it costs 400 euros, are you stupid? And then he said, no, to be honest,
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We have with the things that we bought last time at Obi, there you are after a year again at the screw, there they are cold, there you can not change the parts, there you change the tap every three years. Better get one where you really bite your teeth together. With amateurs, I am of the opinion, rather ... Yes, I think in this life I don't want that anymore.
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Sometimes I get invited to birthdays or similar parties of people who have been working in the media area for a long time or have earned a lot of money. And they really have a wall that is like a hotel where everything is put in and I've never had that in my whole life. What do you mean a shower wall? Or what? Yes, or that the walls are so chic, I don't know how to put it.
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With this Tuscany Wischtechnik. No, no, no, no, no. Where it's one painting on the wall, where it looks like an expensive hotel. Where you think, oh, it looks chic, I would also like to have it at home. And some people are in this league or give themselves the effort or something and then these light switches are placed in the rows and then everything is perfect.
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And I've never had something like that. I always buy three or four lamps in the hardware store that look good at first glance, then they will be put somewhere and then they will not move for so long until the lamp is broken or something like that. I have no idea, I don't have the access.
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It's just like people who have Bang & Olufsen systems at home and I still have my old Kenwood amplifier because I drive well with it and I don't know Wie geht man da rein? Das kostet außerdem viel zu viel Geld. Das könnte ich nicht ausgeben dafür. Also es gibt so einen gewissen Luxus-Level, was ich niemals im Leben erreichen werde.
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Vielleicht auch aus eigener Dummheit oder aus Geiz oder auch weil es mir finanziell nicht möglich ist, da mitzumachen oder ich nicht den Zugang dazu habe. Do you understand what I mean?
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I started downloading the geocaching app at the beginning of the summer. And it's not advertising, it's not paid. I just thought, okay, if a lot of people do it and it's kind of a thing, then I'll do it. And I was immediately put back to the age of a 12-year-old who felt like a mixture of secret agent, spy, but also somehow treasure hunt, Indiana Jones.
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I understand exactly what you mean, but there are also things, I think we already had that, we even had the big five things for which you get money. Luxury that I understand. Yes, luxury that we understand, exactly. And I can understand it with things that are now being built in, at least with amateurs.
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I see here on my note, sorry that I have to interrupt so hard, I got an email from a dear listener named Olli, I would like to read it to you briefly, because that's something for you. It's about the topic of animals and media in the broadest sense of the word. Er schreibt, hallo Jan, ich finde Olli und dich großartig.
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Olli mag ich schon noch ein bisschen mehr, aber das solltest du Olli nicht so sagen, sonst wird er zu großkotzig. Ich habe eure letzte Folge gehört und du hast den großartigen Podcast zum Boxeraufstand empfohlen, den ich bereits angefangen habe zu hören. Zur Hundenrede wollte ich auch mal eine Podcast-Folge raussuchen, allerdings kommen erstmal sehr viele Hunde-Podcasts.
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Also er wollte Hundenrede eingeben bei Spotify, es kamen aber Hunde-Podcasts. And then Olli came across an astonishing number of playlists on Spotify Deep Research, with titles like Music for dogs to relax. And he would now like to put a screenshot on Instagram, but that didn't work. In any case, I thought, maybe you find that interesting and would bring it up.
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So there is obviously, Olli writes, thank you very much, dear Olli. I'll pass it on directly to dog friend Olli Schulz. So there is obviously At Spotify, playlists for dogs to relax. And then I would ask you directly in practice, have you ever put your animal in front of the media? Is there a television program that relaxes Juri? Music that Juri likes to hear? Is that a thing?
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Bullshit. No, he just likes to be near me. And it's best if it's not so loud music. What he likes is when I play acoustic guitar. A little bit. And he just lies at my feet. But I don't believe that there is really music. People say, yes, my dog likes to listen to the classics. No wonder. If you put classics on and feed your dog, then he stays with you.
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But it's not like a dog would go to the plant by itself if he had the skills and would put on a classic record or in general some record. I think dogs are relatively unmusical when it comes to that.
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I think if you play the acoustic guitar and Juri feels particularly comfortable on your feet, it could be on your feet. Where I also have to say, if I get closer to your feet, then I feel much more comfortable than if I'm far away from your feet.
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Absolutely, because they also emit so much heat, because they are washed only once a month, so they are always so hot. Hot lava stones. When I go to the sauna, they say, we haven't even turned on the sauna yet. I say, it's my feet that provide the heat. Honestly. Hold on, hold on, hold on. to turn on the lava stone.
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I have two things I have to say about Spotify. We are not only at Spotify, but since three editions. You notice it a bit. The audience has changed a bit. We have reached an incredible number of people at RTL Plus. It's a platform where we got the first numbers. Have you seen the numbers that RTL Plus gives us? Incredibly many people listen to us at RTL Plus. Where do you get that kind of stuff?
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I have it via management contacts. I have a good contract with my manager, in contrast to you. You have to set up a manager who talks to your manager about you.
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I have to convince my manager to come with me somewhere. I wonder if he's not lying in bed with you, because you can actually expect that from the management. I call my manager so often that I say, are you on the road again with Salva Humsi or with whom are you on the road? And they always say, no, Olli, I'm just in the office. I have a private life, leave me alone, it's three o'clock at night.
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So for everyone who doesn't know what it is, that's really...
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It's 3 o'clock at night, I have a family myself, I do exactly the same as you, Olli. But that's been part of my running gags for a while, always saying, well, I'm on my way with Tommi Schmidt again, right? I'm just back there to enter the hardware store with Tommi Schmidt or something like that.
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In any case, there is an incredible number of calls from outside. That's very interesting. So we are called up particularly strongly via RTL Plus. A little bit more about Podimo and about Apple Podcasts. Not as much as about Spotify. That's still our major thing. But it's interesting to see where the other people are. We're everywhere now. The archive can be heard everywhere.
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Very late game. I can explain it briefly. Geocaching is an app that you have to download and some people are hiding in forests or in some areas something that you have to look for. There is a kind of treasure map. And that has happened to me more often in the forest with Juri, that I also see women or men beyond 60 who are looking at the ground and I'm like, can I help him?
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I would say that there is now a new comment function at Spotify. I would ask you to always ... I always like children and rats or honey. Or like back then, somehow ... You did something wrong. You have to write to Olli ...
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It's just embarrassing. It's just embarrassing. It's just embarrassing. It's just embarrassing. It's just embarrassing. It's just embarrassing. And the Rundfunk just listened to it and said, okay, let's give it up. It's still better for us than what Ken Jebsen does at the RBB.
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A few days ago I had a debate with someone. Nowadays, a lot is a matter of explanation. Feminism, equality, we don't even need to talk about it. We have been the pioneers with our podcast all the time. Always talked about it and try to somehow, well, but I'll give you an example. If I were to write such a stupid song again, I failed with that argument. It was on the table with several people.
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If I were to write a stupid song, and now for those who don't like to keep their ears shut, I would write a song that goes like this. Also a mother has to squirt a mask. Also a woman, every woman sometimes has pressure. And if I were to write such a song, and if dad does that very well, then he will be spit on the tail. As an example, that's very disgusting.
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Super disgusting. Then everyone would say, mega embarrassing, mega sexist, embarrassing to do that. But if now, tomorrow at Zeit Online, the Norwegian photographer, what do you know, Anja Sørenström, would bring out a tape about mothers being photographed,
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In the most intimate moment, and Zeit would write, here a young woman has made a picture about how women have orgasms that are already mothers. It's a documentation full of sensuality or something. Then everyone would applaud and everyone would say, that's strong. Maybe you want the same thing, but you're a bit stupid as a man.
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Well, I've already seen who brought these arguments, how the faces fell down on the table. And then I also noticed, maybe it wasn't the star from the belly,
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Yeah, but I would stand against you directly. That's just like when you say, yeah, I can drive over seven cars with my monster truck. But if you manage the same thing with a motocross motorcycle, it's of course a lot more blatant.
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So what kind of position do you have now? You're just a guy, man. Eichelkäse didn't work at all. It's about orgasm. As a makka, you learn with nine that you can do it and that it's somehow great and funny. And it's also about, when you're a Norwegian photographer, that you kind of... No, what you have to do is try to get out of your comfort zone.
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Look how I just gave you a template to shine with the shit I'm talking about here. But you know, get out of your, make one on new femininity, Olli Schulz, on stage.
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And they're like, no, no, we're here because of geocaching. And then I always understood that caching, catch, as if someone is hiding money somewhere. Yes. And then you look for it, but unfortunately it's not even that. It's just the fun of searching, I think, that's being fulfilled somehow.
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I just felt like it. I just felt like an unpleasant moment in our podcast. No, but just explore it in the other direction and don't say, why are you doing this in my direction, but try to find out how it is, how the Norwegian photographer feels about the fictional, then you try to conquer your femininity, discover what that actually means. Yes, it's fictional. But interesting thoughts.
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I want to send you something that I read this week. The nice thing is that you've been doing this podcast for so long that you know exactly what kind of reactions you're going to get. Yeah, but you also tested it in front of an audience, which is not as popular as I am, where you then noticed in which direction it is. Yeah, but I don't let myself get caught up in it. Look what I just sent you.
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And I'll see us there, to be honest, in 20 years. Look at it now. Then I'll refer to you very briefly. No, no, no, no, no, no. There was an article this week. Yeah, I read that too. I read that too. In New Music Express. And that's Morrissey, my former, my huge, I'm a huge Morrissey fan. Actually still secretly, because I can of course separate art and artists. Like you.
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Look, I would never do that. As someone who knows that, I don't understand you either, Jan. That you still offer someone back cover and protection who is obviously racist. And we are both very different, Jan. I would not be an artist who speaks so much racist and shit. Shut your mouth, you stupid dog, man.
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And there we are both. And I have to say that in front of everyone. It is really important for me to say now. That you, someone who has such a cynical attitude, still want to talk free of him after all these years. We're both different there. I don't give a shit. I just want some distance, really. Okay.
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I'm sorry, I don't want to get too close to the work or the political things of Morrissey, but there is of course this eternal rivalry between Morrissey and Johnny Marr, the guitarist of the Smiths, so the two big... I don't think it's a rivalry, it's pure hatred in between. What the Gallagher brothers have achieved, they will never achieve.
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A prominent band from the 80s, of course the Smiths and Morrissey, a great lyricist. Johnny Marr, but also just an amazing guitarist and great musically. And together they created the work of the Smiths. put into the world and then crumbled and Morrissey walks through the area and tells shit and is successful on tour. And now the following has happened. A little bit like with us both.
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Exactly. When you've found the cache, it can be very large or very small, such small containers. Most of the time they are aluminum casings that look a bit like large bulletproof balls in colour. And there is a rolled-up paper inside with a table on it and you just enter your name and date, a bit like on a summit book or something like that. But some of them are very well hidden.
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Yes, that's why I want to bring up this story at this point. That we talk about it, that it doesn't happen to us. Because Morrissey, and I don't even know who will become Morrissey of the two of us, that's not so clear for us to separate. You, you. No, you radicalize yourself again. Everyone of us is part of Morrissey in itself and everyone is a bit like Johnny Marr. Maybe that's our luck.
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Yeah, I'm afraid you're going to radicalize again. Yeah, that could be, but maybe not. In any case, Morrissey said this week that through some legal tricks, Johnny Marr now owns all the brand rights and all the intellectual property of the Smiths. 100% and has nothing to give to Morrissey and could even call the Smiths back to life as a band with a new singer.
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I don't know if that's any deadlines that have expired, if that's really true. It's an article from NMI, so reasonably serious, I think I would say now.
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Who would then be on stage with The Smiths? The drummer just died, I think, a year ago.
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Adam Lambert and George Michael are also dead. Yes, there are few people. I think we won't see The Smiths in this life any more reunions. I don't think that Johnny Marr, after how he expressed himself, only once, and we can suspect him, because you can talk about Morrissey, and I love him as an artist, but he just talks so much shit and is also in the mood to provoke.
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You can sometimes find that quite cool, if you want to act as Störenfried and if you want to talk shit, just like me sometimes, with this... But basically, when you start to repeat it over and over again, something has to be in the core of your racist thoughts. And that's why I think Johnny Marr is just way too smart, instead of getting on stage with Morrissey again.
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On the other hand, he could, for example, license Smith songs with Morrissey's voice for some left-wing events, if he has the rights to do so. and troll him a little bit, like Johnny Marr, and annoy Morrissey. And Morrissey is stupid enough to give out press releases via fax or to get upset publicly.
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But I thought it was a very exciting message and wanted to let you know that this has just happened for all the people who listen to this podcast mainly because there are hot news from the Smiths and Morrissey world. There are some who have been with us since the beginning, who have settled in because they know that I always have the hottest information from the Smiths.
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You have heavy metal, I'm interested in what Morrissey has to offer.
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Und nächste Woche geht es echt los. Ich bin halt, wie gesagt, diese Woche im Hotelzimmer, habe die ganzen viele Unterlagen auch nicht dabei. Aber eine schöne Nachricht hat mich erreicht, Jan, die ich mit dir teilen möchte. Und zwar habe ich, glaube ich, vor der Sommerpause mal erzählt, dass ich im Zoo-Palast im Kino war, mein Lieblingskino in Berlin, und Nachos kaufen wollte.
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Und die Verkäuferin zu mir meinte, Nachos haben wir seit 2012 nicht mehr am Angebot. And then I got really excited about it, because I think every good cinema visit just includes this warm cheese sauce and nacho plate. You have to have that. And now they even did advertising. Several people reached me. The zoo palace has nachos again.
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And that's really a message that makes me happy and why I also often, seriously, I'm just attracted to it, for me it's part of it, that you can then later again, so I always have this technique that I put four, five, six nachos straight in front of the sauce at the beginning, when the sauce is still full, in this small sauce container.
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It's just the thing that you can do with children. It's awesome. And it's just outside. You're outside all the time. You can look at your cell phone. It's outside, but it's still in nature. And then you have this fun to find little treasures.
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And at the very end I pull out the cheese sauce that has softened. That's so delicious, I think. Without jalapeños, which are always too spicy for me in the cinema. I don't like it at all. I don't like salsa either. I only need cheese sauce and nachos. And I don't care how good the film is at the moment. In any case, all people who want nachos again, Tourpalast has nachos again.
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Thank you very much for this little announcement. And I also have a little criticism at this point that I have to get rid of. A bit like with you with the nacho plate. I don't know if I should categorize it. It has something to do with electric cars in the broadest sense. But I'm not going to do the rubric now, otherwise people get bored. I was on vacation...
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A lot of articles, not a lot, I read two articles in my go-to medium when I want to read articles, namely Spiegel Online. There's always something going on, sometimes a bit of gossip and new hair color from Katy Perry below, new hair color from Keiner Lauderbach and Karl Lauderbach.
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So everything somehow at Spiegel Online, but from time to time, and these were two articles this summer, electric car experience reports. And I really want to briefly not only call out the editorial staff, namely, dear Spiegel, whoever is responsible for this, but also the responsible editors or authors. On the 15th of September, an article by Nils-Victor Sorge.
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And the other article, which made me even more excited, by Ulrich Hoffmann from August 4th. And it's actually a family... Both articles, overwhelmed family fathers, drive through Europe in an electric car and nothing works.
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And then you really have to say, when I read the article by Ulrich Hoffmann, a little bit, it's a bit like, yes, I wanted to take my family on a trip to Greenland with the Einrad and we all fell. I don't know either, the Einrad industry is really hostile to people and Greenland is pretty cold. Who would have thought that?
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These are like... If you get involved in an electric car, then you have to inform yourself a little bit. A little bit. That it's something different than a petrol car. That it's something... It's like if you... I've been working with a calculator for years. Now they put the C64 here for me. Then I have to plug in a plug. I tried to calculate something with the C64 for three days.
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I didn't have a plug in it. Didn't work. First write articles. And on this level this article takes place. That somehow with black... Where is the article? At Spiegel Online. Really? They do electric car tests, but then also really... Yes, and then I have... Then I notice when charging that it takes eight hours. Yes, because you don't have a car with fast charging function, man.
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So a little information. Yes, that's just like complaining about it. Then I fill the car. Suddenly the car doesn't go any further. Yes, because you just... Yeah, but the problem, Jan, which is a completely different problem, is that when you have a certain luxury like 8...
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Yes, that's totally nice. And as a lonely childless man, you can probably get to know children very well through the app, right? As a self-employed media man without children.
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100 kilometers with a car, then it's incredibly difficult for every person to think back again that from now on there is a new kind of transport route and that is that you take a break every 300-400 kilometers for half an hour, which is generally relatively healthy. By the way, the managing director of the Chinese car called me and wrote me a long email after I was there and really apologized.
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I haven't replied yet, but you don't have to read it now, but maybe you can paraphrase it very briefly. Let's have a look. And then I think it's quite good that I send it to you by mail. And now it's on its way to you.
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It takes a little moment. I'll let you know when it's there. We talked about it in the last episode that you would have been ready for the change, but no one has replied.
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Ja, ich war im Autohaus und die haben sich nicht gemeldet. Jetzt wurde das wahrscheinlich damit, dass eine fehlerhafte Handynummer von mir hinterlassen wurde. Ich wollte den Laden jetzt auch gar nicht in Misskredit ziehen. Das ist wahrscheinlich ein genauso gutes Autohaus wie alle anderen auch, um das mal zu sagen.
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Aber dieser Podcast besteht daraus, dass wir Geschichten aus unserem Leben erzählen. Ich möchte niemanden, niemanden, wirklich auch nicht die berühmte Fotografin Anja Sandström aus... Wie bist du denn dort? No, it doesn't exist. I just want to talk a little bit. But I don't want to sue anyone here. Not the hotel, where I slept very moderately today. And where I didn't get the lamp out.
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But we are all big jammers who like to complain. Sometimes more, sometimes less. In the meantime, the mail must have arrived at you. She's not there yet.
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Can that be? Can that be? Can that be? Can that be? Can that be? Can that be? But very nicely written.
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I don't have any children, but I have a lot of time and I just want to get to know young people and ask them, what's up with you right now? So that I don't blame myself like Stefan Rapp when he came out at his new show and did it like that. Everyone always does it like that, formed the heart with both hands.
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The service experienced by you does not meet our requirements in dealing with our customers. Well, if someone reaches out and says, yes, you have dealt with the wrong one here.
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Dear store manager who wrote this email, greetings from me. I've already done a lot of pre-work, so the concept of an electric car is actually quite well done by Olli Schulz. I've been cooked soft. Im Grunde genommen, ich habe mich eigentlich so auf den Verkauf so vorbereitet, dass ich gerne ein bisschen Kommission hätte.
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15, 20 Prozent wären für mich drin, weil ich habe ihn wirklich weich gekocht.
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Und wenn ihr mir auch noch einen Rabatt gebt, dann sorge ich dafür, dass wir den nächsten Weihnachtshirguss bei euch im Autohaus machen.
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No, I was really excited about this article and Nils-Victor Sorge and Ulrich Hoffmann and especially the editors in charge, you don't have to write articles in the business part why the electric car location doesn't get in the way when you really go into the subject so low-key and really so ratty stupid. And then stories like, yes, the card didn't work.
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I tried to start a charging station with the EC card. Small tip for all people who have just moved or are planning to move. Just organize cards from different providers. PlugSurfing, Mobility Plus. There are four or five different ones. Just have them with you. You don't pay a monthly fee as much as possible and can then actually always charge everywhere and with your own credit card.
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So you don't stand around anywhere and can't go on. And there is a difference between when you get an electric car, always one with fast charging function. The more volts you want to get in there in a short time, the more you want to get in there in a short time.
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Always a suitcase full of new Volt blocks. Sorry that I can't even get the difference between Volt and Watt. So the more power you can put in there in a short time, the better. But one of these cars, the first models that you have to charge overnight, you can't really do that.
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need for longer distances or if you want to drive once more than a tank filling, but that is really only for the inner urban area and you eat in the evening again at your charging station or if you have a care service and only drive 200 kilometers a day and in the evening he comes to the garage, but if you are a bit like olli schulz times mobile times out into the country times on weekends no idea on ibiza or something drive down with the car then you need a fast charging function that should actually have every electric car
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What I really have to point out, and that's what happened to me at the test drive this week, I drove around with a very big car. There are still far too few reasonable cars. I don't want to have an SUV, for example. I don't want to. I'm not interested. What the hell is that? Why? I don't want to drive a car for 90,000 euros. Are you crazy? What's the point of that?
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It's really... We have to talk about that in a moment. A short recommendation.
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I'm completely out of the world of Capital Bra. I don't even know what's going on with him. Last time I saw him at a quiz show with Elton. I thought, oh, he's not doing well. Why is he at ART all of a sudden?
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Did they take the car from you in front of the door? Has there been anything like that?
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Yes, yes, he has a lot of debt. And I mean, a sign that you may not have done a good money management is this, Jan. Someone sent it to me. I'll send you a link in a moment. Leute, das ist der gläserne Podcast, wo wir uns Sachen wieder schicken werden. Schickt doch auch eure Handynummer, dann schicke ich euch das auch mal gleichzeitig während der Sendung auch zu.
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If you're in an age where things slowly start to get more important to you, things that used to be important to you, things like self-esteem, dignity, pride, if that's something that slowly plays less of a role, but at the same time you're in the possession of a family or you have to do things with children that are exciting and somehow... Or just want some fresh air.
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So, warte mal, jetzt ist das Bild weg. Du müsstest jetzt von mir eine SMS bekommen haben.
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Ja, habe ich. Ah ja, ich dachte, wir schreiben jetzt hier. Es ist Olli Schulz. Woher hast du meine Handynummer?
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Da. And that's Capital Bra, especially at the financial office. There's a so-called... Financial office? Forced promotion. Forced promotion.
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And it's about different Capital Bra products. But for 2050 euros, the German Gold Award will be for Diamond Summer Jam, together with Summer Jam. 13 Gold Awards are awarded to Capital Bra. They want to have 10,000 euros for it. My goodness, who would want to do something like that? Who would want to win a Capital Bra Gold Award?
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It's all about this Chico, Lotto Chico, who is slowly burning his 8 or 10 million in front of the people and is also being fired by a film agency to do that, so that they can soon write the big bankruptcy reports about him.
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And it's kind of like, I'm a real spießer, but all the people who buy Ferraris, Lamborghinis and other cars, I always have the feeling that in three or four years there will be a big revelation. Because so much money, okay, I don't have an insight into what all these YouTubers earn. They probably earn a lot of money, unfairly enough.
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But it's always a bad sign when a Porsche is bought for the first money. That's always the feeling, I'm really a wanker now, really an old man, but it always sounds like that. Don't overestimate yourself, my friend, because other times are coming your way. And that's just too fair, that you somehow try to earn good money with the money in the time window, in which you may somehow be lucky.
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It's a duty to invest the money well. But my God, who am I to talk like that? Until I was 35, I always had 20,000 miles on my account. That's a fact, that's not a joke. But because I had a minimum life expectancy But it was also because I couldn't handle money well. Yes, okay.
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I'm not saying anything. That means when I met you, you just had 20... I already know your look. I can hear what you think. I know you so well sometimes, really. Oh, I wanted to say, there are two new things. And that is, there is also a video podcast now. And that's very simple. You just have to take your mushrooms in liquid ecstasy, control a little fentanyl over it.
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Close your eyes and turn on Fast & Flush. And the video will appear in your head while you listen to the podcast. This is a whole new technology that we are testing here. And your experience reports, what happens when you put something in your head and listen to Fast & Flush and what kind of video appears in your head, please write that down in the comments below.
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Okay, I'm really looking forward to all the comments. I love it, I love it for the people on the internet. I love comments. The problem is always this indifference. You always think you have the best, you also have the best listeners. We have, I think, really good people. It really is with the Eva radio show.
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Look what I'm wearing, look. I have the Eva sweater on, I have an Eva sweater on. I really like to wear it, I love Eva. I wear it, it's a good sweater, a really good sweater.
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I think it's just so sober to read comments or discussions from people where you think, really, we should do this podcast for them. It can't be that they're talking about who they prefer between the two of us or kitchen psychologists. I kind of have the feeling that since the summer break the worm is in the two of them.
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And I think, is that really, can you please stop writing that, so that other people can read it. I'm against any kind of comment function and forums, because I noticed it's all enchanted.
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Yeah, and that's The new left-wing Olli Schulz, because you're against freedom of speech. And I think, I'm not afraid of the opinions of the people. I hear it, I like to read it, I also respect everyone.
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That's why I don't defend Nazis and fascists like Morrissey, yeah?
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Yeah, guys, what's going on here today at Fest und Flauschig?
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If you can't follow us sometimes, don't know what's actually a joke, what's humor, what's absolute bullshit, then I have another good podcast for you, where always one-to-one exactly that is talked about, and that's the Supernase with Mike Kruger and Thomas Gottschalk. Die switchen nicht so viel zwischen Ironie und sonst was.
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Yes, just want some fresh air. And the cool thing is, what I noticed, is this feeling, wait a minute, out there exists a parallel matrix that runs parallel to normal everyday life. And no one who doesn't have this geocaching app knows that this exists. Because this cache, and I have to say, I've found a lot of them, probably 40 or something.
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Wenn ihr merkt so irgendwie, nee, spart euch die Energie und die Zeit, was ins Internet zu schreiben oder auch mehr in Pöbel-Mails zu schreiben, wird ja alles nichts mehr bringen. Also das große Ende kommt sowieso irgendwann und dann ist alles vorbei.
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Und bis dahin versuchen wir uns eine gute Zeit mit den Leuten zu machen, die Bock darauf haben, uns zu folgen oder auch einfach sich berieseln zu lassen. Wir bedanken uns, dass ihr wieder dabei wart an der großen Sonntagssendung, das war Fest und Flauschig. Wie heißt die Sendung von heute?
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Ich würde vorschlagen, ein Wort, Antwort, Geld, weil irgendwie alles, was wir heute angeschnitten haben, am Ende mit diesem Wort zu beenden ist und auch zu erklären ist. Finde ich gut. Ein Wort, Antwort, Geld. Genau, und wie gesagt, dann macht jetzt mal die Augen zu und genießt unseren Videopodcast. Aber sind es nicht zwei ein Wort, Antwort, Geld?
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Also ich weiß nicht, ob es das Wort ein Wort, Antwort gibt oder ob wir das jetzt gerade erfunden haben. Ein Wort, Antwort ist ein schönes Wort, sieht auch gut aus. Ein Wort, Antwort, Doppelpunkt, Geld, Ausrufezeichen. That's what I would call the podcast. That was Fest und Flauschig for this Sunday. We'll be back next Sunday, of course, for you. Of course. A lot will happen by then, I think.
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Today, 18, I'll just say today, 18 o'clock. Today, 18 o'clock. Brandenburg. Hey, Brandenburg, go vote. Brandenburg. Geh wählen! Komm, nochmal schnell von Reinhard Grebe, Brandenburg, auf die Feed im Bumsi Playlist. Es ist dein Song, Brandenburg. Brandenburg! Geh wählen heute. Faschos wieder heute am starten in Brandenburg.
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Reinhard Grebe ist wieder so ein guter Mann. Ich hoffe, es geht ihm gut. Der hatte, glaube ich, auch ein bisschen... To fight with everything. And I saw him live and was incredibly impressed how good it was. That's a long time ago.
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Greetings to Brandenburg, to Rheinland-Grebe and we'll be back next week. Take care. Olli, take care. Have a nice shoot, whatever you're doing in Munich today. All right. And you too, have fun with your Morrissey records. Greetings to the son of Helmut Didl. All right.
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I've been crawling on the ground all summer and haven't done anything other than looking for these shit things. Mostly alone.
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Um das mal genauer zu verstehen, es gibt ja wahrscheinlich mehrere Menschen in Köln, die irgendwas hinterlegt haben. Gibt es dann verschiedene Pfade, die du dir aussuchen kannst, wenn du diese App aufmachst? Wie funktioniert das? Wie wird dir deine Mission, deine Aufgabe zugeteilt oder musst du dir die selber suchen?
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It's actually ideal for people like you, for example, who are on tour from time to time somewhere else. I also have it because a family father recommended it to me, who is also active in the tour business in the broadest sense, so comes around more often and doesn't know what to do with his time.
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So far, I've always liked to drive with an e-scooter through Städte and review the bike path infrastructure. That's very time-consuming. And if you're in another city and you want to do something fun for half an hour, you open this app and you see a map with all these caches hidden. And if you order this premium subscription, you can see more. And then there's either...
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which are connected to a puzzle, which you have to solve. You have to find coordinates, calculate coordinates yourself, or you just look at a point on the map, and there, in a radius of two or three meters, it is then hidden. After a few times of finding, you also have roughly the shot out, how these things are hidden.
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But there are some that are very elaborate, which you only find because you look in the comments, for example, because people have given such a small hint. Or the hideout of this cache somehow gave a hint. And I was, for example, in Hamburg at ... What's the name of the station that leads to the main station? Dammtor. Dammtor Station, Dammtor.
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Directly at the back of Dammtor, so not out front, where it goes to the university, but out the back, where it goes to the city center. A fantastic cache that flashed me like that, with a magnet attached. I don't even want to reveal it. Then somehow entered me there one and a half weeks ago.
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And that was really, that can't be, there are hundreds of thousands of people passing by every day and this parallel world exists and no one knows about it if you don't have this app. And you have found a little treasure, the satisfaction of having found it and you have the feeling of being part of a disappeared community.
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It's basically the feeling you have when you've heard Fest und Flausch for years before more and more podcasts have appeared in the world and it wasn't so exclusive anymore. That's why I can only encourage everyone who listens to this podcast, just maybe come into this geocache,
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It's a bit like in the 90s, do you remember? Park Place Sex. When you read announcements, a lonely man or a lonely woman was waiting for a newspaper. If you wanted to have park place sex, you put a newspaper on the front of the armature. Then others knew, oh, he wants sex too, or she wants sex too. And that's maybe the thing for family fathers who don't drive around on parking lots anymore.
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Yeah, exactly. But that's a small recommendation. I'm telling you, Olli, you think it's nonsense, but you're also a dog, you're on tour, download it, it'll be something for you.
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I'll do that. I think I've downloaded the app out of curiosity, but then it rained and I didn't want to go out on that day. But you're completely right. Besides, where I give you the right, you have to stay in motion. I was a little cold yesterday evening, I was really covered in snow. Unfortunately, I had to miss the evening with Igor Levitt, which really hurt me. In the Elphi or what?
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In the Elphi, where there were a lot of great people, but I really had a bad time. I got up again, lay in bed for two days and went from Berlin to Munich in three hours and 45 minutes yesterday with the sprinter, the ICE sprinter. Fast, right? 3 hours and 45 minutes from Berlin to Munich? That's super fast with the IC.
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That's faster than the fucked up airport, which I don't like in Munich anyway, because they somehow built Franz Josef Strauß on Franz Josef Straußplatz back then. Well, you know the story by now. That's why he's so far out. And then I arrived at 22 o'clock at the station and was shot by the director of the film, David Dietl. I've already shot together with him. Is he related to Helmut Dietl?
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Yes, that's the son of Helmut Dietl. And he somehow reminded me of my performance in a comedy called Ella's Baby, which is from 2018. I played a driving instructor and he said he would never forget how he sat in the recording room with headphones and the microphones were on. And I always forget that the microphones are on all the time. And I told Benno Führmann one great story after the other.
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And he said he didn't even want to start shooting, but I told him half of my life. That's the problem. On these sets, on these shooting sets, you have to sit around and stand until it starts. And I always start talking to myself and other people so that it doesn't get so boring. And I had to tell him really great stuff. Benno Führmann asked me a few more times.
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And I don't know it myself anymore, but it's been so long ago. Then I definitely went with this sprinter. I have to dress up briefly, sit in the ICE food truck, get myself something to eat. A woman sitting in front of me, beyond 80, and speaks to a guy who looks like David Hasselhoff. Short pants, blonde curls. I was sure he was an actor. I didn't recognize him.
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Alternately in English, in German, in French and in other languages. Totally interesting couple. He was my age, maybe a little older. And she was like over 80. And then they ordered these things at the first annoying shift. So a woman, the service worker, who worked in the food truck. And then they came into conversation with her. Then she told her from her home, from Czechia.
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Then it was totally interesting. I would have liked to have entered this conversation, but I didn't. And then she left, the waiter, the service worker. And then he looks at the older women and says, oh, really natural person, really good person. Then they judged, then they talked. And they came from a completely different life than me, at least. And I realized, it's totally good to stay in motion.
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If I don't move, that's why I'm grateful to be here again. Then I go home too. Then I become such a gray moth. Then I start hating the world and life. It is incredibly important to make day trips. And even geocaching is probably also important. We have to stay in motion. That will be clear to me in old age. That is the knowledge I had yesterday. Then I arrived in Munich.
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Then David Diesel wrote, we are still in the Hofbräukeller. Then I arrived in the Hofbräukeller. Then I was introduced like a specialist, like a porn set. The anal specialist from France is also there now. But no, I'm just the little one. Then he's like, Olli Schulz is there.
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Then I first got to know the whole team, talked to the people and then went through the evening, which was relatively cool but nice, in Munich. And I thought, it's totally important to stay in motion. That's a very cheap realization now, but I wanted to share it with you for a moment.
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Day before, Jan, I also have to get off for a moment, I was still shopping at Edeka for home, because the children, they're staying alone now. Why Edeka? There are also other ones.
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Yes, and I just came to Etika because I parked there on the parking lot and just wanted to go in and see a woman who is talking to a mixed-race dog that is about as big as Juri and talks to the dog and always gives him such small earwax. And I thought, what is that? And she didn't hit him hard, but always like, hey, listen, I'm talking to you.
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And I found it so disturbing that I went to the woman and said, tell me, is that your dog? What are you doing with the dog? And she said, yes, yes, what do you want? So she was a little irritated and kept barking at the dog because he didn't sit down. And then I said, you have to stop beating the dog. Otherwise he'll bite you at some point. Besides, he'll never learn that.
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At that moment the husband comes, who just took the shopping cart away. And he said, what's going on here? I said, there's nothing going on here, but the dog has been purring all the time. That's how you don't raise a dog. And then the man said, that's not your problem, it's our problem. I said, yes, but it will remain a problem if the dog always gets such little purrs.
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You don't do that with an animal. And then he said, please leave us alone or please go on. And I also talk to people and then I went to EDK. And this little moment has already made me think that we are just not made for it. To deal with animals. In general, humans are just not capable.
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And that's my attitude for years. That's why I keep away from animals and respect their world. They should respect my world. I don't go to the polar bears somehow into their habitat and the polar bear doesn't come in with me. And then things are separated. You're the one of us who always wants to touch animals.
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Yes, I would like to, but I don't want to put them on the Edeka parking lot. Well, those were the different feelings that started yesterday. And then I was super annoyed. Then we wrote when I was in the ICU, that you asked, are you watching the new Raab show? And then I found out, I own an RTL Plus subscription.
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I already pay four or five or six euros every month for watching the Summer House of the Stars and the Bushido documentary. And then they want to have an upgrade for the Stefan Raab story. What? Yes, that costs again. You have to have paid for it or do you have any media access? No, I have so many accesses.
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First of all, it's a good, honest German company. Puma with a good, honest German animal, the Puma.
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I only have individual socks and I have a big bag next to the washing machine where there is only one sock. And this bag is getting bigger and bigger. Who has such a bag with this one sock in it?
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Mensch, der Applaus war nicht abgesprochen. Das ist ja wirklich Wahnsinn, weil normalerweise ist es immer so in diesen Fernsehaufzeichnungen wie bei dir, dass es einen Vorklatscher gibt, aber die Leute haben ganz organisch einfach so geklatscht. Vielen Dank. Also da möchte man fast einen Kniefall wie Markus Söder machen, oder? Ja, genau. I can honestly say, this applause gives me strength, Jan.
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It's our new day.
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Have you ever been to the train station in this supermarket? Ulrich? Do you know him? Hitz, of course, Hitz.
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I've been there since I've been living in Berlin for 20 years. Is there any reason to always go there between Christmas and New Year's Eve? Because it's the only supermarket that's open now or something. And then you go in there and buy some shit that you don't really need, if you don't find what you need there. Are you also people who always go there?
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Has it also become a tradition for you in Berlin around Christmas time? No one. There are no real Berliners here either. Who came from southern Germany today? It's not like they're all Berliners here. Who came from Hamburg? Is there Bremen? Who's from Bremen here?
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Your mother. Hello mom. Nice, nice, nice. Jan, before you get caught up in the internet... Flipper is not a fish, shall I tell you?
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Oh, Juri, he's at home and is watching this on the screen right now. Yes, do you mean... Hey Juri, is he really watching today?
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Juri, donate for Olli. We have to talk about that today. Of course, we both donate something. There is a lot to discuss. I want to advance the program a bit. Hey, hey, hey.
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Oh, come on, Jan.
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There are many people who always ask themselves, do the two of them still like each other? Is it just a financial thing that keeps them together? How is the mood really behind the scenes or something like that? Today you have the opportunity to really find out, because as far as I know, there will be a partnership test today, Jan. What?
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Yes, so I heard that the editorial office, I myself have little to do with it, but I heard there is a partnership test today that is based on whether we both really understand each other or whether it is all about a facade that should be so merciless, the test, that we both can't lie at all.
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A wonderful person who normally specializes in... Can we stand up to get the guest in? Let's do it formally in this theater. It's about a lot... She really works in the hardest area, the reality TV area. Oh. Okay. Can I guess? What? Is it Anna Maria Ficici? Too bad, we didn't get her. Okay. Where's the moon? Where's the moon? Okay. Wo ist der Mond? Wo ist der Mond? Wo ist der Mond?
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I've been lying flat all week with a fever of 40. I'm wearing sandals, you could say. But in the meantime I'm doing better. I made one big mistake. I told everyone in my circle of acquaintances that I was sick and I became so aggressive, because you always get the same answer. Everyone says, oh, a lot of lemon and ginger.
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Sie moderiert verschiedene Reality-TV-Sachen. Ich habe ihr damals, wir haben uns kennengelernt, da hat sie gerade angefangen, am Anfang ihrer Karriere. Und ich habe gesagt, pass auf, wo du dich da reinlässt. Jetzt ist das Kind in den Brunnen gefallen.
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We had a live stream once.
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But you were masked and free down there. But that's a different story. What live stream did we have?
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I was a seducer at Temptation Island? What would he be? A seducer or would he come there as a couple?
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Was that your greeting? No, Lola's mom and I understand each other very well.
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I'm going to the 40. Lola, you're here today because you want to tell us something about tarot. Lola can read feet.
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And then I really made a friend and said, do you think I'm hearing for the first time today that lemon and ginger really helps? Do you think I wouldn't know that myself? And they were like, yes, a lot of lemon and ginger.
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We judge and we don't listen. The only thing is, Jan is incredibly proud of his feet, because that's the only part of his body that's being cared for.
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Yeah, well... Can we see them naked?
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You can always see them naked. Oh.
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Oh, come on. Your mother knows my feet.
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I know, we can do it. We can do it right now.
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That was when Olli was supposed to smoke. 2010 Jan and I got to know each other. In the main city studio. Yes, unforgettable. Nice place to get to know each other.
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And then a little satirist came by, who had written a book about Germany. And then I saw the book and thought, man, that's not funny.
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And then the guy came into the show and we understood each other so well that afterwards, I told you more often afterwards, it was winter, I drove him to the hotel in the car and then we sat in front of his hotel for an hour in the car, both of us talked and I thought, now ask me if I can come in with him. But he didn't do it. I thought, when is the question coming?
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Because I can't ask, should I come up with it? You have to do it in the room. Do you still want to come up with it? But he didn't dare.
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But what I'm still asking myself, very briefly before you start with the test, what was actually in the two years between our getting to know each other and when we started to work, did we have contact with each other?
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Yes, but you only had it for a few weeks.
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It was similar and they wanted ... I said I want to work with Jan Böhmermann on Radio 1 and they didn't want that at first. Exactly.
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So, dann lass uns mal anfangen mit dem psychologischen Test, Jan. Ja, jetzt wird's hart.
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Is that the test you do with the candidates at Temptation Island?
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Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Lola, how long have you been doing this, Temptation Island? No idea. I think four years. Don't you want to go into the high culture? Here I am. Welcome. Thank you.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Stop reducing your clothes here.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
So the first time we had euphoria was when we actually earned money together for the first time. That was with a change to Spotify.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I've been telling you for weeks, for months, I've always told you, we have to go back to one time. That was my idea, I intervened. I said, once a week is enough, for a good show for a bundle of two hours. We're doing that again in the meantime.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
But you can still, please be happy that people clap at me too. Okay Since the relationship, we're still laughing, we're still getting each laugh, I think, within the show is not faked.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
He's always completely different.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Best regards to Mrs. Walpert again.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
What? It's an up and down? Yes, it's an up and down.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Was there a time when you really hated me and didn't like me? No, it's not like that anyway.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
You know, when I was at the crowning ceremony of King Charles.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
And you always said, you don't understand that at all with king and kingdom. I mean, all the criticism against this kind of monarchy and so on, you always opposed it. And now all of a sudden you act as if the King Charles is more important than you.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Jenny Elvers, hol Farin Urlaub aus dem Kinderzimmer. Der muss wieder auf die Bühne.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
No, that's... We're over it. Yes, we're over it. We had that once or twice. We had that once or twice. From me, I stop. There was once or twice. Oh, when? When and why? I stop. Why? I don't feel like it anymore. But that was mostly... When he became so weak. When he started to gender, I had my mouth full. When he got into the Vogue bubble.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Dude, before the show started. Yes.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
And then I realized that the only way to survive as a white cis man and I also started to smear myself in there. It's better.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Yeah, you too. Of course, stop working with your system puppet. So, when I open the DMs, there's... That's not your friends, Olli. No. When you open the DMs... How do you want to know that? Where do you want to know if I have better friends at all? I'm a public figure. These are my friends. I would go for a drink with each of you tonight. Yes, I would. With each of you. These are great people.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
You're checking several toxic boxes right now. Honestly. So write every now and then. The cool thing is, it was the same this morning. I open my DMs. By the way, next year I'm doing a social media break for everyone. Oh damn.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Then the first one writes, you're a musically dirty sack. Then the next one writes, you're a system nut. Then the next one writes... Me or you? No, I get all of those things, also in between. Finger away from Böhmermann, he's always very happy to be there. And then another one, your music is shit, without Joko and Klaas you would never have ripped something. Those are the things that keep coming.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Inzwischen geht's mir gut, weil ich hab die Pferde im Trockenen. Quatsch, die Pferde im Trockenen? Das ist auch nur Quatsch, den ich hier gerade sehe. I have a fever, man. I have to talk somehow, because this is a live show. My partner needs so much attention and attention that I put my own needs first.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
To be honest... Yeah, that's how it is with me. That's the problem when you're working with a TV guy. Now put your socks up. You can see your skin right there.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
You have such a nice suit on. You only saved on the sock. To be honest. No, sometimes I really think I have to step back and a lot of melancholic stories... Your posture really says you're an oppressive... an oppressive guy.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Jan has only one hobby, the internet. I really don't have any hobbies.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I collect vinyl. Yes, it is. It's a hobby. I collect vinyl records. That's a hobby. And my animals. I have two cats and a dog. That's also a hobby. It's part of life. But you go shopping. Those are the things I do.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Sport is also a hobby of mine, which I unfortunately no longer practice for a long time. Frank-Walter Steinmeier donated 20 euros.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I will walk through the audience and you can just put up signs for me. It's all on the basis of trust here. That's definitely right. We have four donation targets, you know. For me it is once a animal protection organization PETA and then also the Schutzengelwerk. They are in Steglitz. Do you know how I came up with it? No. I lived in Schmagendorf for a long time.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Sharing. I don't want anything.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I am a friend of everyone who has his own plate and eats what he has ordered. That is somehow for me... Thank you. Speaking of sharing.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
And the only thing I had in mind was the electric car number. It was so important to me that I would always annoy people with how good it is for me to drive an electric car.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
But at the beginning of our career, I was in Cologne. And we recorded the show together at his YouTube room. There was a memorable evening where I decided for myself...
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Yes, but I can't do anything about that, because Charlotte Roach was there too. And that was this... I can remember this evening exactly, you don't have to say anything. After the recording of Schulz and... no, Roach and Böhmermann, I was there as a guest.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Is there anyone who comes from Schmagendorf? Schmagendorf. Three people clap. One of the coolest things. Yes, exactly. My one donation goal is the club Pro Mädchen Düsseldorf.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I was there as a guest. That's... that's forever, 15 years.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
And then we all met at Jan's...
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Did we have a good drink? In the fridge?
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
When you were called Schulz and Böhmermann, was there only one call from Charlotte Rhodes? And I'm going to talk about it now.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
This whole Saubermann thing... Look, Stefan Raab also conceals his private life. But look what Stefan Raab is doing now. He's sitting there with wrong scenes in pay TV and moderating something. And you've become a human. You can show a little bit of a cracking facade.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
There's more to come. Someone has clapped and that's a manager. That was Klaus. Jan hugged me for the first time this year. Okay, my partner gives me the feeling that he or she is right and superior to me.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Ein paar will ich noch beantwortet haben. Ja, ja, die wichtigen kommen jetzt erst.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I come over the head and you come over the heart. And I come over the heart or over the penis.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
You're from a small village, right? Is that right? Or very rural? A small farm.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
But isn't it even more absurd that you went into this world that actually didn't take place in your childhood and youth? And that, I'll tell you, pretty much without thinking too much about it. You just got sucked into these media. I got sucked into it.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
And is reality TV... To be honest, you don't always want to do reality TV. Is there a goal for something else at some point? Or do you think, I'll get old on Temptation Island?
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Have you seen The Substance, the movie?
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Okay, then it doesn't matter now.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
It's your friend, El Hotzo.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
You have to get dressed.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Right. It's always the same. I took care of the guests, Jan took care of ... That's not true at all. That's not true at all.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
How awesome is that? That's so awesome! Hey, that's... meet me! That's so awesome! That's a partnership game! Not bad, not bad. It's totally fun.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Bio-cocaine from the train station to my neck today. Fair trade. Fair trade. Fair trade. Not from Ecuador or something, but from... Just filtered out of the Berlin drinking water.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
That would be a dream, I would also be very excited.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
How is your former employee doing?
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
This is always our last event that we do together. It really means a lot to us both. We really like to do this, this charity event. We really like to collect money together. And it is so important that we stick together as a society and that we don't let our society get destroyed by fascists of any kind. That's why we're doing this here.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Maybe we're not all that cheeky anymore, we're doing our best to entertain you, but of course it hits you.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
That's 200 Euros.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
So, we both have a phantom ghost on our side. But my god.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I'm ready to give everything today. I'm still half in the fever mode anyway. You can do everything with us today. If you donate well and Jan can read a new number again and again that says, oh, we've come back to this and that level. So, dear people in front of the screen who are sitting there and have made a nacho plate, maybe even a little beer.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Siegfried and Joy. I thought they could only do this one song with the golden curtain. You can see it all the time. That's really sensational.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I became a fan within a minute today.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Exactly, that's... I thought... Thank you very much.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
They might have the money out of the pockets of the audience. Don't look at your wallet, maybe it's a little less in there. I could take a look at your place, if everything is still there.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Now you might be able to go to the donations on our website, which Jan will read out again.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
You really made fun of sports last week.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Some people have shown me pictures of their biceps.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
But who is, in your opinion, such a funny athlete with whom you spend the whole evening? The big five athletes with whom you want to spend an evening.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Yes, Kai Pflaume for sure. But he also started his sports career late and moderated for the first time. Do you still have the opportunity to go in that direction?
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I thought a stepper is the thing that women and men from the age of 40 use, where you are shaken through and you stand on it.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I can't do it anymore. I also have whiskey knees. Let's start with alcohol. Vodka legs and whiskey knees. They keep me young. But there is this one saying. The lifetime that you gain through sport, you lose to dignity for it. But... That's... Well, you can see it this way or that way. So watch out!
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Scousers, alright.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Lobstkaus. Lapskaus. Lapskaus.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
No, I already knew that. But it's awesome. You already knew that. But I'll tell you one thing. The dish was created by the fact that the smoothie in the kombüse, which is the chef's smoothie, was the chef in any case.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
The smoothie has been in the last few days, when you were on a sea trip, for example whale catching or similar things, and the food was getting less and less, then you mixed what was still there. That was mostly potatoes with meat and fish, sometimes also the leftovers from other dishes. That was all put in and then with red beet color. so that you don't see how disgusting it actually is.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
And that's why, a healthy red then, that's how this food actually came about. It was the last thing that the smoothie was made on the seafaring, if there was no regular cost anymore. And still a lot of people found it good.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I still have a few Wikipedia articles, but they are all very messed up. Yes, we have to be a little careful. I want to be a little careful today. But that with the seafaring is interesting.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Because he's currently traveling around. He's actually the Berlin star, you can really say that.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Yes, this is Harald Juhnke.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Small joke. I met him, we met each other and fell in love right away. I really like him. And we met over social media. That's my last big social media love that I would have. That's why I want to go down from Instagram next year, because even more will not happen. We are all very happy that he is here tonight. Jan, tell him. What do you know about him?
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Did you get a new pair of glasses for your birthday? Yes.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Are you a ski driver? Does that come with the glasses? Are you a snowboarder?
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I never dared to ask that. I thought now is the right opportunity for it. Or is it just because of skiing? Or is there a background that you've styled derby so halfpipe-like on the ice? I don't know either.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I already know that much. You're currently the biggest rapper in Berlin, in my opinion. Is there anyone who's even more popular than you? No, probably not right now.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
But you don't talk about the dead boxer.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Yes, I mean, I don't know anything about it. I have to see where I stay and he's young and has energy and I want to get a little closer to him. I want to get a little away from his youth.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
The good thing is that we, in contrast to Stefan Raab, Otto Walkes and all the other people who hang out with you... Careful, stop biting Otto Walkes.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
When the two of them were eating yesterday, I saw their Insta-Story and I thought you were in Berlin, but they were in Hamburg.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I never said that.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
We judge and we don't listen. I then entered the new HSV club bus as a comedian and should with the HSV legends Uwe Seeler, Thomas Hess, Rudolf Hess, Uli Stein, Horst Rubisch. The painter or the goalkeeper? Uli Stein, the goalkeeper. Horst Rubisch, all kinds. The drawing goalkeeper.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I was on the bus and was supposed to make a five-minute intro for the big screen where these things were in the evening. And it was so hard with athletes, with Jörg Butt. Then I go to Jörg Butt and said, you know, his nickname is Butt, right? Haha, ass. And he looks at me. Okay. And then I realized that this is the hardest job ever.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Since then, I have been of the opinion that I am a big fan of football, of many sports. I think sports performance, when people train for something for years, I think everything is great. But now such a slight small talk gag and so on is difficult, because they are very focused on performance. That's how it is. And now it comes.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
In the evening, the one-player ran and then I was supposed to be brought into the hall. And then the editor says to me, you are now going to the hall with Olli Dittrich and Otto Walkes. And then I stood in this corridor and then Otto came and said hello. And then Olli Dittrich came to you, who I didn't know at the time, and said hello. And then I was in the middle between the two.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
And I thought, actually, I can't go any further now. I made it. The problem is that they both talked to each other behind my back, but not to me. Well, that's my little story. It's the only time I've met Otto. We're doing it now. Small scene applause.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Bist du oft in Hotels?
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Wir haben vor drei Jahren, ist es gemacht, die großen fünf Dinge, die in jeder Minibar fehlen, unserer Meinung nach. Ich habe damals sehr viel Alkohol da mir eingewischt.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Ja. Inzwischen bin ich aber der Typ geworden, der viel auf Leistung, Sport, auf seine Ziele hin arbeitet und so. Wenig mehr trinkt und so. Deswegen werden die heute neu definiert. Auch du bist ein Typ, der die Ernährung umgestellt hat.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Maybe he's also sitting in the reception and is the Furtner, you never know.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
But I'm a little bored of it, so let's do it again. The king is bored.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
On the 5th place of the big things I'd like to have in every minibar. I'll start right away.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I thought the guest was the last one, because he's the coolest.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Everyone. So let's start with 5th place. Yes, because 5th place for me is an old classic, because I become sentimental in the meantime. Get the sweetness of my childhood back and just wish me a pack of refreshment sticks. I think... Dude, that's disgusting. What are you saying? We judge and we don't listen. We judge. And you know what the best thing is?
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
Then you take this package, take a stick, put it on your tongue and wait until the chocolate is gone. And there's only this sugar around it. And then you put it on your tongue. Then you take it out of your mouth. The chocolate is gone, it's just this sugar shell and this liquid in there. Put that on the same bottom plate where you have the nails on it. No, on a plate.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I once told you that I put my fingernails on a plate and throw them all away. That's a running gag. So, a story completely far-fetched from you, to be honest. Listen up! And then you suck the chocolate down from one freshener to the other. And then at some point, when you're done, you have the whole package without chocolate, just these sugar things. And then you eat them deliciously. That's life.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I was just looking at what kind of nonsense you're talking about.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
I know this one.
Fest & Flauschig
Fest & Flauschig Live - die riesengroße Weihnachtskleckerei [VIDEO]
What annoys me the most is just the whole selection of snacks. What annoys me is that it's always just peanuts. Peanuts are really the loser among the snacks, I think. Followed by the flips. I can't get rid of flips either. I'd rather hear flippers all evening than eat a flip. So really, I don't like the flippers either. That's why... Attention, attention, attention!
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Oh, we also have to talk about how much we donate. But we'll do that in a minute. When you drive in from the Schlesien Gate, Schlesienstraße, about 100 meters to the right, there is a small Späti. And he always has chips from Spain with a different taste. Truffle chips, for example. That would surprise me.
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Trüffelchips sind keine Chips aus Trüffel, sondern sind einfach Chips mit Trüffel.
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Weiß ich, keine Ahnung. Crunchy. Auf Platz vier für dir.
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Okay. Deine Oma ist damals über die Grenze mit den Gurken im Boot. Auf der Gurke.
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Auf Platz 3 bei mir, der Sachen, die mir ab und zu fehlen abends in der Hotelminibar, ist zwar... Nähe. Ja, Nähe sowieso. Ein kleiner... A small plate with a mix of three to four different types of blue currant cheese.
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Rockfort Stilton and a gorgonzola. And then you look for it and say, oh, look, that's the gorgonzola. And then you have these little crackers. And then you put crackers on it. Crackers and then also a great fig jam. Oh. Oh, ich hab Hunger, ich muss los. Auf Platz 3 bei dir?
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That's how my perfect evening always ends.
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Yes, you can get it at my house too. But it's delicious. I think it's nice.
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Second place for me. Things that belong to every minibar. Instead of always this whole... I can't stand Fanta, Sprite, Cola. I think this big... The world domination of Cola has to stop slowly. We have to... Cola, Fanta, we have to break this system. There are so many awesome drinks. No violence, no hate and no Coca-Cola. Yes, but an ice-cold cola from a 0,2 bottle is sensational in summer.
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From time to time. From time to time. But sometimes you open the fridge and think, I don't want water, I want something with taste, but I don't want cola from Fanta Sprite either. And the worst thing is this rotten apple shell from Lyft. That's the worst thing. Hey, it's the same group.
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It looks like dead pussy, to be honest. It's just disgusting. That's why I'm totally addicted. I'm not doing any advertising right now. I won't say the name. But this vitamin water, hydrate, recreate.
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No, no, no. It's from Sweden. With a broken back?
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No, with Flair, not with Kollegah.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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No, it's from Sweden. Not this... Wait, let's google it. This water, this Vitamin Well, it's not from Coca-Cola.
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Agu, you do it.
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And some people come home so late and then the kitchen is no longer open.
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But Döner, do you still know Heiße Hexe? No, right? There used to be that at Raste, to make it warm. That was cool stuff, too. Guys, check out Wicked, it's really cool. Was it a real witch? No, Hot Witch was a brand.
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Is it also two witches? No, let me explain what Hot Witch is. You got Hot Witch at the gas station and next to the gas station there was still a microwave. And you did it all yourself. It was your own gas station, but only for food.
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So you refueled yourself and then you took a burger or a currywurst or a baguette with cheese and ham, put it in the microwave, took it out and put it in the tank within two minutes of making your own food, of course you had to pay for it.
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It was never completely through, in the middle it was still cold, it was always too little, but somehow it was also awesome, my body was 80% hot witch at the time. After the first tours. And that's something I also miss. On second place with you.
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Okay, I understand.
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So for me, place 1 is a well-cleaned, clean glass dildo. That would be... Oh, come on! Come on! Spas beiseite.
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Yes. And safety gloves. Sea life. Sea life Oberhausen. Important, important, important is for me, and that would be a thing that would really surprise me. Now it comes. A beautiful Scandinavian salmi plate with all kinds of salmiacs, beautiful pieces, balls, old ones, so salmi, so really hit the galley. Not these ... You're Lakritz, you're a Lakritz person. I love Lakritz.
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I'm an absolute lacrits fan.
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Salty and so rotten. Where you think, oh, dude, I can't get a second one. And immediately the second one afterwards. So richtig geil, das finde ich geil. In der Zeit, als ich früher nochmal, das ist in den 90ern gewesen, Marihuana geraucht habe. Das ist ewig, ich kann es bezeugen, das ist ewig her, Olli.
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Das ist ewig her. Das ist ewig her. Da habe ich mir wirklich, ich hatte nämlich mal was mit einer Apothekerin, das ist kein Witz. Das ist ganz lang gewesen, am Großneumarkt in Hamburg, ja, ja. Und da habe ich dann immer... And from that I always got the salmi things, everyone. I've only been with you for half a year because of the salmi things. So my number one is Lakritsch.
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And it's awesome Lakritsch, demanding, from Norway.
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They should be in the mini-basket.
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Then you go on vacation in England and there's a mini bar where you can take everything for the next three weeks. Drinks and food. There are so many great sweets. Because they are from the EU. Of course they have a one-way toothbrush there.
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From Bangladesh. Hey, Jan, you can't bring that. A sewing kit.
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A sewing kit. I thought it was a little kid to sew.
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I'll show you my seam on my back later.
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In underpants. And then until next year...
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If we reach a million tonight or a million in general. By the way, it is natural because we are working in a team. Jan and I are gone. It will be the erotic, hard calendar with photos of Jan and me. What? Six photos of you, six photos of me. And one from me. And one from Thiago.
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All of us in Ku'damm, all of us in West-Berlin made a leather jacket with a lacquered upper body, sunglasses, gel hair, a foot photo. One where only Jan and my feet are on it. I only make feet from me. Only feet. We make a foot calendar.
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Siegfried and Joy have proposed. Wait a minute. Should I say first before you do?
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He did bank robberies, didn't he?
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Wenn die Gäste, Jan, wenn die Gäste schon 10.000 Euro spenden. Ja. Okay, so watch out. Dude, if the guests donate 10,000 euros. For every percentage point.
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But, to be honest... I think that's kind of an unfair sum, 19.000. I say, let's just donate 20.000 each. Okay, all right. Okay?
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It's for a good cause, so yes.
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Is that okay? So 40,000 in total, old swede. Okay, all right. But then we have to extend the contract with Spotify for another year. Okay, okay, okay. All right, I'm on it. Put your hand on it. Put your hand on it.
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Thank you very much. Didn't I tell you that he's a nice guy?
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Yes. I think it's true. I'm also a real fan of him. I have to honestly say, I actually came across him through my daughter. Really, the songs, Wilmersdorf was a child and so on. Not his dirty songs, but the politically correct ones and so on. And I totally picked myself up at some point.
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Yes. Little cute panda. We still have to clarify something political.
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I have good news for everyone who is not registered in Berlin and who has been living here for five or seven years. You can do it online now. That's a whole new thing. Have you already noticed? It's the absolute game-changer in Berlin. I've been waiting for years to sign up here and now you can do it online. Berlin will be modern.
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Friedrich Merz hasn't noticed it yet, I think.
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If ARD and ZDF don't manage to do it, we'll do it. I'm totally in.
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No, also no glorification of terrorists. No glorification either.
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He was so happy.
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But I also understand that it's a really tough job to interrogate Friedrich Merz.
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Did we both just say that's for 20,000 donations, dude?
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Hello, do you know... Every year... I'm always the first to pay, by the way.
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You always wait. No, no, no, no. You always wait. No, no, no, no.
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You don't even have access to the account yourself.
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I'm already getting the soup out of my head. I'm still feverish. I'm sorry, guys. Relax.
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Das haben wir schon ein paar Mal gesagt.
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Das Schutzengel Hilfswerk in Berlin und einmal die Tierschutzorganisation PETA sind meine beiden Spendenziele. Ich muss mal ganz kurz eine Sache May I say something? There are some people who complained to me that I took the animal protection organization PETA. I'll just say one thing for a moment. My consciousness, as far as that is concerned, I have always loved animals very much.
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But if I find one thing really terrible, it is that we all benefit from the fact that animal experiments take place for cosmetics, for all kinds of things. I want animals to suffer and I want it to stop. It's not necessary. We live in a time that is so modern and I think it's good from Peter that they are so hard on it, that they show such blatant videos, that they disturb so much.
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No, they don't all look so delicious, to be honest.
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I don't think everything is good, maybe, but I think it's important. I think you can only change certain things if you are really brave enough. I don't want... Yes. And...
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I want to give one more music tip, if I can find it. For those who are interested in music outside of the normal pop context, I found a really interesting playlist on Spotify, after I read a report. about music in Somalia in the 80s, where there was a dictatorship, where music was forbidden and the people buried their tapes in their last possible way.
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These tapes were buried for a long time so that they wouldn't get into the hands of, because music was forbidden at the time, there was a long report, I don't know exactly if I read it in English, it wasn't in the Times, you will find it. Watch the following, notice the following, Sweet as broken dates, lost Somalia tapes from the horn of Africa.
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because in this time of dictatorship it was not possible to be creative, to make music. And these tapes have been rediscovered, now put on Spotify. Totally exciting, absolute favorite piece for everyone who is interested in music. Sweet as broken dates, Lost Somalia tapes from the Horn of Africa. My musical tip for today, very briefly.
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And the songs that I put on the Fidi and Bumsi list, I don't have to list them now, I don't want to bore you, there are a few more great songs on it. Now you say what you want to say.
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That will help.
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Tell me, who is the first time here at the Theater of the West of you? It's not really beautiful here. It's a beautiful theater. And I see a lot of people here with ties. I've seen some with flies and so on. Some have wrinkled up. Some come in Berlin style. It's really... Totally beautiful. This is Berlin, right? You can really say that.
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So guys, I think we've reached the grand finale. And we want to get our guests on stage again. Are Siegfried and Joy still there? Are they all still there? Is Lola Weybart still there? Is Thiago still there?
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It's the truth, dear people. Stay healthy. Stay true to yourself. Thank you very much. We'll stick together. I wish you a wonderful Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. All the best for next year. Stay healthy. We'll see you again. Thank you very, very much. Thank you very, very much. Take care. Bye. Come home. Have a good trip.
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And what many may not know, Peter Plate and Ulf Sommer, the two, the hit Garantdu, who wrote so many songs, with whom I have already... Bibi und Tina. Yes, that's where I met them, at Bibi und Tina, I sang two songs for them. And that was a very nice experience. But they did, I think, for the No Angels, for Helene Fischer, Rosenstolz of course.
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Where is my manager? Where is he? Is Ansar there, Nena? Ansar Seidenstücker. In the Kaiserlobe. He's sitting up there and celebrating. He's already celebrating with caviar.
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They did this for two years to show their musical here. And what's the name of the musical?
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Is Ulf still here, Ulf Sommer? Ulf, you're in the middle of the audience. Now I can't get there. Hey Ulf, hello. Applause for Ulf Sommer. Hello Ulf. Ulf, how is it going so far? Yes? How long is this going on?
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Not our show. Should we still advertise for it? Kudamm 59. Kudamm 59, you can see here. With Jan and me in the leading roles.
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That's the thing. When you're over 50, you start to wear colorful socks. You're over 50, I didn't even know that. To stay a little peppy. You know? You put on these socks and people say, look, Olli Schulz is still funny. He's still wearing funny socks and stuff. Those are the little accents. What do you have? Puma socks? I have Puma socks. Don't you know?
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Ja, hier sind der Weißclown und der dumme August. Hier sind Fest und Flauschig am Sonntag, den 20. Oktober 2024 bei Spotify und überall, wo es sonst Podcasts gibt. Mein Name ist Jan Böhmermann.
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Or also such a very bright assessment of the young Sarah Wagenknecht, who didn't play a role back then compared to today, where he just predicts everything with just two sentences, what we have in our present with Sarah Wagenknecht politically. Also the collapse of the PDS back then and the re-education of the left party and the role of Gregor Gysi.
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It's all a bit blast from the past, but honestly, Thomas G. tells basically about the time of 24 years ago. It just feels like it's something that you should be doing in the present.
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But isn't it nice that Manfred Krug wrote it in his diary 24 years after he wrote it? And how long has it been since he died? A little less than ten years? When did he die?
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Yes, you told me a thousand times. I remember. Manfred Krug died in 2016. Oh, in our big... When we started with Fest und Flauschig, he lived there for another half a year and then he died. But interesting.
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the real idleness that probably many people in his environment have also felt. I can imagine that it was incredibly unpleasant.
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So listen to the audio book, it's everywhere where there are audio books. I think it's also available on Spotify. Wait a minute, I'll have a quick look.
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You told the last show. They fought together because she screamed, all Swiss are gay.
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No, I was more in the mood to be the co-pilot today.
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No, exactly. Even if you write to us and if we don't answer right away. Just a huge sorry, a huge excuse. The second exhausting story this week after the promo release of Thomas G. about which there is already a Meta and MetaMeta report. Also somehow in such a media blog directly read how clever he is doing that he is now playing all of this on the keyboard of the media and so on.
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I don't know if you can tell him how planned it is or if it's just the way it is and it's been working for years.
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Yes, of course, of course. I think it's just like always with people, such a mixture of coincidence, a little stupidity, a little commitment and a little bit of cleverness. It's never all planned out like that. But a second very exhausting story. Where I was told that I had something to do with it, you noticed the disappearance of the mouse this week.
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I want to sit on the passenger seat today and you drive today, because you are a much better car. No, not the better one, but the driver who risks more.
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The mouse from the show with the mouse has disappeared. There is in Cologne, in the city center, or what was left of it after the war, I fell asleep to a YouTube video.
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the 1000 bomber attack on cologne where an american military blogger told how cologne was laid in rubble and ash and so show me such small planes like in a computer game how the bombers flew so that they could do it over the borders of the empire to lay rubble and ash in cologne that's what i sleep in in the evening i sleep in super fast and then there is
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I don't know why, but since the Ukraine war is going on, I'm interested in videos of people explaining military strategy to me. And when they fight from the field. I thought it was exciting, but not so exciting that I didn't fall asleep. The city of Cologne is definitely covered in rubble and ashes. And in the broken city of Cologne, everything has been built up again.
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And in the middle of the city of Cologne is the WDR, which I think is half Cologne together with the Catholic Church. And next to a building of the West German Rundfunk, my former employer, attention, disclosure, transparency, there is a small mouse. It's made of some hard material, so that some Nazis smear it with crosses.
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A small mouse from the show with a mouse, which is about as big as a nine-year-old child. And it's always such an attraction. In the Kölner Innenstadt there is nothing, there is the big church, the Dome, named after a chart show from the 90s. The Dome at RTL 2. And then there is ... and then there is still ... Like a mouse.
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And then every now and then you see Cardinal Woelki on a tandem with sunglasses through the city center. Is John Pütz still alive? John Pütz is still alive, but he's in a sex dungeon. He won't come out anymore.
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We have to be careful since recently about personal rights violations here at Fest und Flauschig. No, with Jean Pütz you can really say that he turned up properly in his old age, the sex regulator. When I saw him the last time, he was a guest on my show at ZDF Neo. And then it was actually always about sex. Also in his old age, somehow well smeared, somehow smooched through half Cologne, I'll say.
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That's such a thing. I hope he's doing well, he's still alive. And I think it's also very nice greetings. In any case, the mouse has been stolen. And that is...
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It was dismantled one morning, there were screws on the bottom, the mouse was gone, huge hello in the WDR, normally such things do not happen in the WDR, when such big things go wrong, they actually only notice that when some right-wing extreme newspaper writes about it, it was noticed by the people in the WDR, because the mouse was no longer there, maybe he had to somehow...
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Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?
You haven't been flashed once in three weeks? What's going on?
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The superintendent touches the mouse every morning so that he has some luck on the day or something. I don't know, it was quite early. And then a tiring search game began. Who stole the mouse? Because the WDR was not behind it. Then he also claimed publicly that we were not behind it. But then political videos appeared.
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The mouse has disappeared from protests against the shortcomings of programs in the public broadcasting. And then the mouse also appeared at some point in a video in Cologne Ehrenfeld, where it was spoken badly. Here, this is according to the motto with the mouse melody. If you make funny contributions for television, the first thing that comes to mind is, I make a mouse contribution.
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Then you take the music underneath and speak very badly like Christoph or Armin from the mouse and then it's kind of funny. And then it was also said, yes, the mouse was seen in Ehrenfeld with her friend Jan Böhmermann. And then we have 10,000 people, 80,000 media requests. Mr. Böhmermann, are you stuck in the disappearance of the mouse? No, dude, to be honest, I really don't care about the mouse.
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Yes, the mouse has definitely appeared in Ehrenfeld and that was incredibly unoriginal. In the end, at the end of the day, the campaign network Kampakt or Kampakt was behind it. And I don't know where the mouse is now. And it's a bit, honestly, the mouse at WDR is a little bit like Thomas G. at ZDF.
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Also such a thing, as long as the mouse is down there, they think at WDR everything is fine, we are somehow an innovative sender with the future. But in the end it's also just such a reminder that the the glorious days are already a few decades behind.
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That's how much I love the mouse, but it unbinds the existence of the mouse, does not unbind the WDR from trying out a few new things and not always dealing with yourself. It's a bit like that. How do you think that now? There is such a round-the-clock reform, it should be shortened to broadcasts.
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Yes, an absolute cheekiness, we spoke about it last week. Which broadcasts would be unbearable for you? Which radio stations? What would you blow away? Red Bull TV, Bill TV.
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That's difficult, because there are nine radio stations and they all have their own attendants. They have all third programs. I also think you shouldn't save on these spartan channels, but rather why do you still need hr television? Or why do you need the NDR television in the third? Why do you need a full program? What for? I ask myself. What is it with MDR? Stump.
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Yes, I ask myself why ARD can't... I think it's good that there are channels like Spatenkanäle, like Tagesschau, for example, 24, I like to watch and also One, I also like to watch, but why can't you just make a channel from One, where the local coverage runs from all over Germany?
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And so that you also, but also, if you live in Hesse ... This shit, there are so Alpha, Bayern 3, Alpha ... Yeah, I don't know that either, man. And then I look at it and thought, if you look at it, it's my Alpha, but it has nothing to do with muscle growth, nothing with protein.
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No, I thought it was from an Alpha broadcaster and then I just look at it like that. with calculations and formulas and stuff. Nothing about alpha.
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And why don't they do the third programs from ONE? Why don't they do all of them?
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Because I think local news is also important, but do we really need seven shows in nine channels where some products are tested in pedestrian zones by some moderators with glasses who then say afterwards, the yogurt tastes particularly good to us, but there is somehow a cancerous substance in it that is not allowed in there or something? Does it really have to be produced regionally?
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Yes, exactly. So I also think that can all be embedded in the third programs. And then I would be interested in it, if at AR Day One, for example, my Bremer local window runs at 7 p.m. My Bremer local window. That runs for half an hour. Then comes local time Cologne.
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I'm actually very tired. We had a very exhausting show recording week this week. And that's always the case when we do a show. Thursday is always the great party day, where we record it and where everyone is in the studio and everything is exciting. But it was a very strenuous preparation this week, because it's always super, super simple legal topics.
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No, we don't say that anymore. How do you say it?
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Ich glaube ja. Oder sonst werden Wiederholungen ausgestrahlt.
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Me neither, because we don't live in the broadcasting area at all. And I don't want to make fun of the third one either, not with the NDR either. I was already afraid that the program director of the NDR would meet us again behind the scenes at the next ESC and give us a headbutt or a dropkick in the face or something like that.
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Like last time, very difficult, passive-aggressive mood when they got in there. Well, hello Mr. Schulz, hello Böhmermann. What's going on here? Why is this tension in the air? Is it because of the tense security situation because of the Israeli commentators? No, the NDR is in a booth with delegations, Olli and Jan. And now there's really a second case of security behind the scenes.
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What was going on? So wait a minute, you banned your Instagram account because of any sexual things. Is that what it's called? Allegedly, supposedly. Yes.
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Among other things, me too, for example. You too, exactly.
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All these confrontations that have to go out to the people for weeks in advance, the questions you have to ask them and so on. So it was really very exhausting and I really talked a little bit. I had one session after the other. And I'm a little bit like, oh, I'm actually tired of holidays. But unfortunately, I don't have any holidays. Me neither.
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What was going on? I would really like to know that.
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Can you now make a request to Instagram? The money that went through my lap. Because you are the cooperation that has not been found because of you. These belly stories or your Dr. Amy creams that you put on the camera.
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How do you want to fuck me, Instagram? How do you want to fuck me, Instagram?
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Let's write, how do you want to fuck me, Instagram? But the fuck is censored. With GG, fuck. No, how do you want to fuck me, but the I is just a star. How do you want to fuck me, Instagram? I have to go back to the subject matter. Heiko is also a subject matter worker on Instagram. What are you, a subject matter worker on Instagram?
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And you think it's a Silicon Valley group where everyone is called Michael or Donovan or Sergio. But it's just Heiko on the bike who doesn't work on the weekend either. We'll take a break here on the weekend, then we'll come back to the office on Monday. I'll take care of it then.
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Yes, but now the first disappointed articles on day 24. Olli Schulz announces my nudes in profile. There were no nudes in profile. What's going on there?
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Yesterday, we are recording a transparent podcast here, on Friday, three days ago.
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Then they feel too fine. Then they feel trapped. And then they don't do it. And in the weeks when we don't think about it, there will be a side note, an inflated story. Olli Schulz, pimple on the buttocks.
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Exactly. Ey, es ist noch was schönes passiert, mit fest und flauschig Bezug. Das will ich nur mal kurz, ich grüße ganz lieb den Thilo. Thilo hat, das kannst du dich vielleicht noch daran erinnern, die Gedichte von Kurt Bloch gehoben, gemeinsam mit den Angehörigen von Kurt Bloch, oder der jüdische
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Yes, a writer or satirist who fled from the Nazis on a roof in the vicinity of Eindhoven and there, in a wonderful way, one must say, the German crew and the Second World War and the Nazi era survived.
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And the old text is then later emigrated and the old texts of him are irgendwann wieder aufgetaucht im Nachlass, in seinem Nachlass und daraus hat der Thilo von Debschitz zusammen mit seinen Kollegen... A really great website was built, kurt-bloch.com. And Kurt writes with C, kurt-bloch.com. There are the poems in German and in Dutch.
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And what happened this week, last Wednesday night, the head on the wall of the cabaret, kurt-bloch.com, won the Grimme Online Award. Isn't that nice? So a great award. Congratulations and I'm a little proud that we already discovered it before the Grimme Online jury saw it. A really great page. Maybe they also discovered it through us. I don't want that. Maybe they also discovered it through us.
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I don't want to hang out of the window that far, especially in the week where a person tragically fell out of the window. I don't want to lean out of the window.
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But it's all online now, I've read. In Berlin it's completely switched to digital, you can sign up online.
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Completely free of intelligence and self-reflection. Yes, exactly.
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Yes, exactly. I was inspired by the diary or the diaries of Manfred Krug, as you heard, especially in his first albums that he recorded. I think they were still GDR albums. They are live albums of the young Manfred Krug from the early 70s.
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And I have two songs just to get into his musical work, which was not only an actor and diary writer and somehow German post-war public person, but also above all a insanely good singer. Or at least, no, I say, not classic...
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No, a special singer. When you hear Manfred Krug sing, it swings and sounds a lot more with than it is only in the text. And that is simply to thank him for his personality and his interpretation. And from his very first album, which is arguably number one, the album was only a moment, but number one is the album from the year 1971. There he is still
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Not even half-glutzy as you know him later, but he has a little ha-dut up there. I would like to listen to the two songs, Als ich rief nach dir and the faster up-tempo happy song Gestern war der Ball by Manfred Krug. Yesterday was the ball and Als ich rief nach dir from Manfred Krug's very first album. And we'll be right back with Fest und Flauschig this Sunday.
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No one becomes like that because of a relationship. Not Vogue, I mean the newspaper Vogue.
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Thank you very much for the... Excuse me, I ate an egg roll here. Do you know a bakery where you know from a certain time there are the great rolls, but not before and also not afterwards, because they are then eaten away. Because the craftsmen know exactly. They know exactly.
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There are always from 10 to 11 and mostly no more after 11 and never before 10 there are such great egg rolls at a certain bakery. There is also a bit of warmth. A little bit and there's a lot of remoulade on it and they're always delicious. And the consistency of the stew is perfect. When I talk about it now, I'm annoyed that I only got one.
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But I thought, if I get two, it'll be bad for me and if I eat one, it's exactly right and I want more. And I ate it before and I was really annoyed about it, because I was up very early today, I got up very early. I was already at work at eight this morning, had a live broadcast and already drove past the bakery on the way. They weren't there yet.
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On the way back, there were two more, and I know there are always six of them. And then I thought, oh, I was lucky that I got some more. I hate it, eating windows. Or, sorry, eating windows. And for example, with our neighbors, hello Delicato. We have our studios next to an Italian supermarket, where you also have a great bistro, there is always delicious food.
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And I prefer to eat a caprese baguette, where every now and then I treat myself, what else do I do, ham on top of it. But that's only available until 12. And now I was hungry for the Caprese baguette at 12.30 last night. That's not strict, right? Doesn't exist anymore. Did I ask, can you get a Macro-Sauce or a McDonald's breakfast at your place? Also not anymore. Even the wrong store.
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But it started at McDonald's earlier. That I sometimes wanted to eat a breakfast at 11.00 on Saturday. And then they said, no, 10.30 is over. McDonald's Bremen Nord. Sometimes, later in the Zivi time, one of my Zivi colleagues, he had already worked as a restaurant manager at 18.00. Yes, there are guys like that. He could give me an Egg McMuffin at 12 o'clock. I used to like Egg McMuffin too.
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Yes, and there was a time, I stopped with it then, there was a time when this sausage, egg and cheese, so this classic American, in an English muffin, which you also get in every deli, which is really for me the acronym for New York American disgusting breakfast, there used to be a time at McDonald's with these sausage patties, which I think are forbidden in Germany, because there are some dioxins.
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They are almost orange. But it's actually just sliced, fried medwurst. And they eat it in the morning. And I always thought it was so cool to have shortcuts or when you go to restaurants more often and actually it doesn't exist yet or not anymore. And yet with such a twinkle of the controls, you have it so free again. I have another one.
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A snake where you have to pull a number to ask what the number is that you pulled.
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But how do you bring that into balance with your love of nachos? Because that's always something you like to drive up in the evening, the nacho world, right?
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Wir sind gleich wieder dabei, fest und flauschig.
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What if that's not your favorite podcast from the people, but they just listened again to hear what the wankers are telling and are super annoyed by us all the time?
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No, not at all. I like to listen to podcasts where I really enjoy it one-on-one. Sometimes when I read in the newspaper that someone has told an interesting story in a podcast, then I listen to it myself again. But now my colleagues, for example, they are all much younger than me. So all these 20-year-olds, these virile authors and so on.
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They spitball and send each other some snippets back and forth, where I think to myself, hey, I did that 20 years ago, I don't want to waste my free time on it.
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I always know quite well who I should hate or where I don't feel like it. I find the story more relaxing. But I also notice, for example, it's been about a year now, I realize it to myself, my willingness to light myself up with an Instagram story in my free time has gone relatively against zero.
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So in the past, when there was a show, I took a little promo video on the day and fell into the camera on Instagram. Like, hello guys, turn it on. I don't feel like it anymore. I'm so tired, man, I don't feel like it. I don't want to either.
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Yes, it's always a time of desperation when you... Look, you can describe our relationship quite well.
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Yes, but in a bio-company, you know, that's a free market economy, there are no disciplines. At the civil service office, you can't actually, you can't allow yourself to not be in line or to behave somehow strange, because that's the office. You've hopefully had respect there.
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Or stories that you experience with the family or where you have to go or something good for children.
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When you sent me the photo of a person we both know, I was already very grateful that you sent it to me, because it happened to you as the first person. If I had seen it first, I would have probably sent it to you too.
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By the way, I don't want to get too close to the identification of the person, but in retrospect, I've had a lot of conversations about it and then came to the conclusion that maybe it shouldn't be public anymore.
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Because it's just sometimes, that's also new, really, that's also new, that you slowly become aware of this responsibility, which you obviously have and also don't feel like it, because you can avoid it with everything you see, to start a shitstorm directly or somehow a press release or something, because you just don't feel like it anymore.
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Or people we mention at Local Heroes and ask if we can use that for our advertising. No, please don't, guys. Please, please don't.
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Wenn ich dann mit den jungen Kolleginnen und Kollegen in den Autorinnensitzungen, wenn wir dann da sprechen und lästern, lästern mache ich immer schon noch ganz gerne, muss ich sagen. Ich stelle mir öfter die Frage, worüber lästert man denn heutzutage so? Und dann wird es quasi auf den Tisch gelegt und ich kann das dann auch gut verstehen und die meisten Geschichten kenne ich dann auch.
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Aber ich denke mir dann so, wenn ich das mache in der Sendung, Is it completely over proportional?
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That's too much, that's too much, that's too much, that's too much, that's too much, that's too much, that's too much, that's too much, that's too much, that's too much, that's too much, that's too much, that's too much, that's too much, that's too much, that's too much, that's too much, that's too much, I'm asking myself, where is El Hotzo? You're interested in what he does.
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Are you stupid? Of course! I come from a civil servant family.
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He has a podcast, no joke. I worked with him as a colleague. Last time I heard that he had a shitstorm. Now he's gone. He doesn't have a podcast anymore. He's gone too. I don't know what he's doing. We haven't talked in a long time. But I ask him. I see things he posts.
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Do a podcast again, then you don't have to post me on the internet like that. Why did he stop his podcast? I don't know, I don't want to express myself. I've only heard rumors and I think that's what rumors are. I can imagine that he is at a point in his career where he also sends a lawyer to write. When he's talking publicly about it. No, he also had this shitstorm with this Trump joke.
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I don't know, honestly, there were two worlds meeting there. So the rabbit-footed, publicly legal roundabout and the cheeky author. That this is going on in the back, who would have thought that? And now the podcast is gone, but I don't know why. I only heard rumors. I heard, well, I can't tell.
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Elon Musk in his own words. Yes, but that would be such a candidate, for example, where I would wish, he should do something. Or fresh Grimme online prize winner, also Tasim Durgun. Do you know Tasim? No. You don't know Tasim? Who is Tashim? Tashim is, I would say, a TikTok star. A video creator. A video creator, but really a very funny guy. Or Marilina.
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Yes, he's a very funny, very cool guy. He just won a Grimme Online Award. Marilina. Guys, do it. The Grimme Online Award. Yes, listen to me. Don't say that so indignantly. Who is the light of the north? No, it's awesome. Who is the light of the north of the two of us? Tell me, who is it? Die Leuchte des Nordens. Du bist doch der, der mit seinen Awards mal hausieren geht. Die Leuchte des Nordens.
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Achso, nee, für viele Wissenschaftler. Die haben mich rausgefunden. Ach, ist das so?
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Too bad. Too bad, you're the second biggest asshole in the world. I'm the biggest asshole in the world. Well, but prices are a shame and smoke, the work stays the same. Olli, because I'm here, sorry, this is now unspoken, but because I'm just going to do it now, because you can't, I mean, you can say you don't want to, but I have to do it briefly.
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Trust me, drive electrically. Trust me, drive electrically. Trust me, it's so awesome. Charging station, AC, DC, twin-watt. It's so awesome. Strong current, charging, charging network. It's so awesome.
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Yes, because I'm really amazed by the electric e-mails. Now I can roughly understand how it goes for you in terms of metal, how it has gone for years and will go again one day when the section is back here on Sunday. I am an electric freak and I would like to break a lance for the electric car, also because I find it stupid how prejudices have established themselves.
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And for example, Bernd wrote to me. He writes, hello Jan, I am completely of your opinion. If you buy a car, buy an electric car. I once borrowed one, with which I drove from Niedecken in the Eifel to Berlin. I had to charge once, ate a burger in Braunschweig, the car was full and I could continue to Berlin. There really isn't a range problem. But now to a little absurdity at the store.
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A friend of mine works at a steel wholesale store in Duisburg. And actually they would like to offer the excess electricity from the solar systems on the roof of their employees for free. But that doesn't work, because that would be a financially valuable advantage. To be able to calculate correctly, i.e. offer in the sense of so that people can charge their cars.
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And to be able to calculate that correctly, the electricity has to be measured and added value taxes are calculated. If you would donate the electricity, you would also have to pay the added value taxes.
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But if you want to sell the electricity with added value tax to the employees cheaply or expensively, in order not to pay the added value tax, you become an energy provider and other rules apply to employment. Nothing is donated. If that really should be the case, Bernd Einschränkend writes, there seems to be a lot of overregulation. That could be simplified a lot. Greetings, Bernd.
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And I have to say that at this point as a big criticism. Electromobility. That will make a lot more fun for all people. And I think it would be much easier to buy electric cars if all these fucking rules weren't there. Or the rules would be adjusted. Or such a morgue as, for example, we would like to donate our excess electricity from the solar cells to the employees.
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But that has to be controlled. Dude, oh man. Do you want to get it going or not? It just annoys me. A lot of people write and a lot of people write about their great experiences with electric cars.
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I'm not annoyed. I wanted to ask you at the end, Olli, what is your state of mind? What does the purchase of your electric car do? Are there any new steps? Can you keep us up to date? I'll buy myself an e-bike first. I'll buy myself an e-bike first. You'll never buy yourself an e-bike, man. Of course I'll buy myself an e-bike.
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Dude, you on a bike, dude, really, I can't imagine.
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And now it's the most crazy thing you just said. I have this week in my googling around the famous showmaster Thomas G., who is on a promo tour, I came across a crazy movie on YouTube. And that was at the beginning of the 80s. The sender, look, the circle closes. The sender Bayern Alpha uploaded it. So the Alpha sender. And that's... It was a course by the famous Thomas G. Here it is. There.
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That has rights and obligations. You now have half of everything I have. But you also have to transfer my car. Or extend my ID card. I haven't been on a civil service for a long time.
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Bayern Alpha. Uploaded to Retro Channel. It only has 175 calls. And it's about the famous, a little over the top entertainer Thomas G., who gave tips at the beginning of the 80s to young people, minors, how to really do Mofas. It wasn't clear to me that MOFAs at the beginning of the 80s were something like smartphones. That was the very big thing.
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And at the end of this video, and I would briefly present it to you as an audio clip, you have to imagine a video about it. It looks a bit like an 80s lesson video with the young Thomas G. The famous TV presenter with an orange helmet. And I have it here now, I close it, I have to briefly connect it and I have to record it so that it really comes with it.
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Listen, this is from a MOFA training, which is a total of 20 minutes long and was apparently produced by the WDR television show Der siebte Sinn. But it was a special edition, it was only about the topic of MOFA. You now hear the young Thomas G. in a video with the headline with 40 things around the corner. Thomas Gottschalk gives tips, tips on driving safety on the MOFA.
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It's about a young woman, where you only realize in the course of the conversation how young this woman really is and is involved in a conversation by Thomas Gottschalk. Listen up!
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I'm not allowed on the motorway, you don't know that, do you? Yes, I do. Do you know that?
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Yes. Hey, are you 15 years old? Yes. And you don't have a motorway?
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That's it. Small cut. That was a small cut. That was AI.
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That was a small cut. That was AI. The following happened. A young girl with short hair, looking much older, meets the young Thomas Gottschalk. It was probably planned as a kind of flirt sequence. At the end of this... Traffic safety videos. Thomas Gottschalk on a moped with an orange helmet. And this girl wants to sit on it or ride with him, but has no driving license.
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And he asks, hey, are you already 14? And to go into the meta-criticism, what is insinuated here is that if you already have a driving license... Um, so you're already over 15. Then maybe you can ride a moped and then you're also sexually attractive. But now the much older man just drives away because you didn't take care of your papers at the moped.
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So, dear girls between 13 and 15, if you want to drag the guy clearly at the beginning of 20, then make sure that you please have your driver's license for the moped. That's what the subtext of this clip is. And that shocked me completely, that you just really... Well, that's not legal, if a 14-year-old or 15-year-old is clearly over 20 years old, that was not allowed in 1980 either.
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Yes, you have to write a book about it, how tragic that is that the times have changed. Well, I just wanted to briefly bring that in here for the protocol. Look at the video, 175 clicks, really few people know the video.
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The big five. Defined by Böhmermann and Schultz. Yes, we are not only the podcast that can cancel here, we have received the cancel authority from the federal president. For safety's sake, Olli Schulz, because I cancel way too fast. But if you cancel, then it's really canceled. Coldplay canceled.
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But we also received the official evaluation authority from the spiritual head of the Catholic Church, namely the pope himself. If we rank something here now, then that's the way it is. And today comes a suggestion that came to you, Olli.
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Yes, it's a suggestion from Simon to Olli Schulz. And Simon writes, Moin Olli. I had a spontaneous entry when I scratched the floor of the baby bra again the day before, in brackets, stone hard. And that's the big five things that get worse and worse when you leave them. And that's exactly the right category for us, Olli. Thank you very much, Simon, for this great suggestion.
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Yes, then you want to start with place number five?
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It's also bad with gummy bears, it's always like that with food, if you put it out of the air, then hard foods will draw the moisture and then become soft and soft foods will lose the moisture and become hard. That means you notice with many things, for example, I was in the supermarket for the first time.
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And I bought it for the office and thought, come on, I'll take a pack of almond speculations with me in private to get a little bit into the Christmas season. And almond speculations are absolutely deadly, because if you don't put them back in the packaging or with these clips or something, you can already forget them the next day, because they're a little too soft and you think, oh no.
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And with gummy bears it's the same for me, because it's actually not unhygienic when they're standing, for example. Gummy animals in general, if you put them back in the closet with an open bag, I don't have such a strange feeling as, for example, with cookies. Because they taste really fast, or chips or something like that, they taste super fast shit.
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But gummy bears only taste a little shit, but that's just the problem, I think. That they only get a little hard and a little moisture comes out and that's why you don't have any fun with it.
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Das ist eine tickende Zeitbombe, dieser Olli Schulz ist eine tickende Zeitbombe.
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Your place five? My place 5 of the big 5 things that get worse and worse when you leave them are bills and tax stuff.
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But I'm already paying bills and for example when a bill comes about a craftsman's performance or something like that. Where I made coffee and had a nice chat and the bill is on the kitchen counter and then it stays there and then a newspaper comes on top of it and then an old fund comes on top of it and then the bill is all the way down and then it stays there.
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And I also know that it's in there in that pile and then I think, ah, I'll do it tomorrow. And then the next day the pile is a little bigger. Ah, come on. And at some point there comes a friendly, yes, hello Mr. Böhmermann, we wanted to ask again briefly, ah yes, fuck, sorry, I have often just transferred 20 euros more, because I was so ashamed of it that I just forgot.
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And with tax issues and with things that you have to do. So I would now, the whole financial, for example, also tax explanation. I know exactly, it will be a weekend where I crawl around on the floor and put things in order and things that I stack in huge piles for years have to be stacked in smaller piles.
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And I was, I push myself so forward that at some point the tax advisor company calls and says, yes, Mr. Böhmermann, so slowly. But I'll tell you one thing about that topic, I also have to tell you something.
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And it gets worse and worse, the longer you leave it. Of course, it wasn't that existential for me, but it pushes. It pushed for me, dude. We just come from different directions and have now both reached the same point in life. That was my place 5. What's your number 4?
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I'd like to have a cold cola and a med-brötchen at 8 in the morning.
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The Fast and the Furious episode has already been defecated four times in relatively deep detail. But that's just part of life. It's not always just the dedication of the doctor's dignity. It's also shit.
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Exactly. These are the poles between which we oscillate back and forth here at Fest und Flauschig. I apologize to all the people who came in for the hate listening, that their expectations have not been disappointed, I'll say it like that. In my place, four of the big five things that get worse and worse when you leave them lying down are of course toothache.
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Because I had a time in my life where I, so I have very good teeth now, I'm really lucky that I haven't had anything for years. And also the age of life in which the bad dental operations with root treatments threaten us is not yet reached. But when I was in my mid-20s, when the seal of my teeth, where the dentist said, oh, there's a seal on it, let's see what's underneath.
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And then I actually had some real chunks there. And I remember that, and I wonder if it was because of the time, that I had much worse teeth than all the people I know in the world.
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I have all much better teeth and I already had as a child with the milk teeth, especially the late baking milk teeth when the new ones were already there and there were still some baking milk teeth in there, which then pressed from below, but not so quickly that the old ones fell out.
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Then I had some unpleasant, curious stories and then I never went to the doctor because I always said there is a milk tooth and so and also later then such a hole. I feel there is something and when I somehow get cold air on it, then I notice that it is something.
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Or when you are in such unusual things where you think, why does it hurt me now when I eat bread? Huh, weird. And then you already know, actually we have to let you know next time, because the dentist has not seen it at three control examinations. But you know, there is such a pain underneath. You know that.
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Exactly. And the thing is, you actually have to wrinkle and you feel what it is yourself and you don't say it because you don't feel like the operation. I'll tell you one from experience. Right. Right, right. Putting the syringe and the pricking in the tooth, it's all half as bad. You just don't feel like it.
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You especially don't feel like these two hours when you have a little bit of a puffy back and a little bit of pressure. But it's never as bad as these weeks, sometimes months of pulling pain. to avoid this one intervention. It will only get worse. I have to call urgently next week.
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I don't think it's the same guy. I think Stefan Rapp, it all looks artificial, but he definitely still has some pins in his jaw. Maybe he can change the fronts every now and then, like the bracelet from the Apple Watch.
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But I don't think it's all artificial. Or Klopp. Klopp also has such a bite.
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I have dental technicians in the family. That's quite funny. So I have people who are mainly dental technicians. And that's always the case when you work in the media, for example, then you always look at the media through your own professional glasses. I also know people who work in the journalistic field. They can't watch journalistic products on TV because they always have such a...
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And I also know people who are musicians who review every album and say what's shit and what's awesome. And the dentist in my family knows all the pros, so they know each other in terms of content, they don't know what they're doing, they could already be on the right side or something like that. But he always knows, he always knows exactly, bad tooth, bad teeth, this material.
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He has such reviews in the dental technology area. I think that's really cool. That's where they messed up something. That's really expensive, but it looks really shitty.
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But just the aluminum foil, to pack it in, is always like that.
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And you know what I, as an old family member, what I feel like vaccinating now? Also an extra shout out to all the people who don't work in the front office at the office, in the catastrophe office, people who organize the basic tax, people who never have customer contact. Ey, you are the backbone of our society. Of our society.
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Oh, take it with you, otherwise everything will be bad here, then it will be bad with me, you have to say. And just because you say aluminum foil, you also have to say it very briefly. Aluminum foil, dear people, is really nothing with which you should use any food that should not be kept warm. You can maybe use it when you put an omelette in there. Or a gyros plate. Or a gyros plate or something.
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But please don't use aluminum foil to fry a cake. Please don't do it. No way. No way. But for me on third place ... The big five things that get worse and worse, the longer you let them lie. Uncomfortable interpersonal topics. And I would like to do both things that you still have to do in the interpersonal area, as well as things that still have to be done in the interpersonal area with you.
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So, for example, the long, excessive message that you have separated yourself now.
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At the beginning I always have a meeting and then two weeks later a separation. The first one is very positive, because everyone is looking forward to the future. And the last one is always a story. There is at least one person who is sad. But that can also happen to me. And that is, that is such a situation. That doesn't just have to do with separation.
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It can also be, for example, the, um, the... The collaboration. The collaboration is over here. Yes, or also the private... The older you get, the more wonderful people you become. And the more wonderful they sometimes act.
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And with increasing age, I can say, the number of wonderful experiences in my further private environment, where people, who used to be considered normal and cool, suddenly do weird things, where you really have to tell them, hey, I'm really not an intolerant guy and so on. I do everyone as he wants and so on. But that just doesn't work. You can't do that. It doesn't work.
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And not only the people you see with good or bad mood, where you have stories to tell. But really, who makes, I don't know, who makes the disaster? Who brings the bike paths in and some weird plans in programs that have not been updated since 1997? Who sits in this big tank glass and cashes the money in or counts the cashed money after?
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And that's unfortunately always so unpleasant to me and I'm not a confrontational type. Are you afraid of conflict? No, not afraid of conflict. So I can get through it if I somehow have to. But I always try to delay it as long as possible, because I always think that people will maybe check it for themselves that it's shit.
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Maybe they check it out themselves, but a lot of people are very resistant. And then I've had the experience that the longer you push this confrontation in front of you, the worse it actually gets. And I'm not choleric or unfriendly or anything like that. My method is always something like, to be honest, that wasn't really cool. And then I always explain why it wasn't cool.
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And also as objectively as possible. There are laws against it and you can't just... I don't know if it's just because, for example, it didn't happen, but hypothetically, just because you need a flex now, just go into my basement and just take the flex out of my closet, because you somehow have the key to the basement, that's my flex and my basement. That's not possible, you don't do that.
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To put it precisely, it's breaking in, thief, even if you're my neighbor or my neighbor. On this level, I mean. And then you think, huh? Was I too nice all these years? Why do people think that's possible? And then I think, oh, that's so unpleasant to me. But also separations and... Personal messages and everything, the longer you leave it, the longer you don't do it.
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But you think it's getting worse and worse and you're annoyed that you didn't send the mails. Because I always think, for example, when I write such a mail, that I'm grateful that I slept over it all night, because I never send it off. The next morning I'm not angry anymore.
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I would rather say that this is a piece of advice that I have decided myself at some point and always give myself. If you are angry and write e-mails, especially with e-mails, almost as bad as SMS, or even worse are e-mails, because it is an even more official process. SMS is also a very shitty idea to argue via SMS. Always ugly.
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Especially when you sign up again or scroll up and see how you fought yesterday. It's full of shit. You scroll up and see, oh fuck, how embarrassing, how stupid. I know. Oh god. And then you have e-mails, that's when you want to communicate something really official. It's better to think about it for another night or just don't send it off at all.
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Who sits there at the finance office and watch out that you pay all the bills correctly? Hey, shout out to all social workers and social workers.
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And the next morning you look at it and think, oh come on, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
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That's why there's only spam in the inbox. You also noticed that less e-mails come in. Less interesting e-mails. So listeners, in-mails, of course professionally. But I get totally few e-mails. I get almost no e-mails.
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Excuse me, Jan. My second place is bad coffee. It's my only culinary thing. Bad coffee, that happens to me sometimes at motorway stations or when you want a quick coffee and you don't know. That's why I also like coffee house chains, for example. I think that this reliability with coffee is more important to me. As every ethical question and every social thought. And I know it's wrong.
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Every time I think that it's wrong. But that's why I like to go in chains. Because I know everywhere in the world how coffee tastes. And I just have amazing difficulties when I have my expectations of something. When they are not fulfilled. So for example, when I'm hungry for cake and for a special cake, for example, plum cake. It's plum cake time right now or swedish cake.
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And it goes in my, I really want swedish cake, but there is no swedish cake. And if there is one, then there is only swedish cake with this yeast dough that is so very hard and very unsweet. I prefer swedish cake with rye dough, with cream and maybe even with almond and cinnamon.
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I think it's easy to talk about it. For example, now I'm in the mood to hunt like Indiana Jones after a lost grave. I'm going to hunt in the countryside of Cologne today after a delicious cotton cake. But if I think now, for example, and that's the case with coffee, you're on the road and you want a coffee.
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And then you drive to a gas station and get yourself out of some fucking vending machine, because somehow the coffee shop from Gustico is closed or somehow there are silverfish in the espresso machine, no idea. Then you have to go to the vending machine. And then you have a coffee that is too hot and you can already smell that it tastes like shit. And you take a sip.
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And then he takes a big cappuccino, where you know it's never ever with fresh milk, but with milk powder. And then there's this ultra hot coffee in the cup holder in the car. And you drive 100 kilometers and it doesn't get colder for some reason.
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Because there are still so old Agent Orange stocks from the Vietnam War that have been mixed in.
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It's unbelievable how long the McDonald's coffee was hot. And then you let it stand there and you know, at first it gets colder, but it doesn't get any better. Although it gets colder and more enjoyable, so physically. The physics of coffee is better tuned to the human body when it's not so hot that you lose your tongue. But the taste is definitely not getting better.
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The bad of a bad coffee is not getting better due to the disappearance of heat. It's only getting worse.
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He doesn't even have to be cold. He just has to be warm. I set my private environment in front of the wrong pedagogical programs. They have definitely become a kind of Vogue, where I think, I didn't want that now. And then I try somehow, because I know exactly, when I throw the coffee away completely, that I will definitely get a message from behind or even in the meantime from the front.
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Yeah, and the worst thing is that the coffee is really from children in Guatemala. I once saw a call for help on a coffee bean that was on top of it. And then you know exactly... I've also heard that the coffee gets worse and worse. But I don't want to throw it away now either. Then you have to do it with such a gallant, honest brother's hand movement. Look out there, a stork.
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And you just throw it like that on the A57 on the autobahn, because you somehow don't feel like the stress. Where is the coffee? Which coffee? I drank it out.
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I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that.
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I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that.
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I'm already writing small notes for my first big unpacking novel. Böhmermann doesn't follow anymore. Vogue, that was once. It would be nice if people like Vogue... A class clown loses the connection. A class clown in a class fight. Böhmermann...
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Oder es wäre schön, wenn die früher war Vogue besser oder so. Das ist nicht mehr mein Vogue. Das ist nicht mehr mein Vogue. Vogue. Yes, it will happen.
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I have to say briefly. Die schärfsten Kritiker der Elche werden später selber welche. Ich habe den Robert-Gernhard-Spruch umgedreht. Der hat es nämlich gesagt, die schärfsten Kritiker der Elche waren früher selber welche. Aber pass mal auf, liebe Leute, wir sind hier der Podcast der Zwischenwelt. Wir sind ein Millennial und ein Gen X-Typ.
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who simply try to connect the generations between which there is a huge gap with this podcast. But that's a saying for both of you. The sharpest critics of Elche used to be some themselves and the sharpest critics of Elche will be some themselves later. And in the meantime they make a podcast at Spotify. But now you're on top. Thank you Jan.
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But what a great word, sachbearer. What is he doing? Yes, he is working. Yes, what? Things. All right, job done. Sachbearer. Sachbearer. Sachbearer. My dear Oliver, we have to briefly, because I would cut you off right away, because you were already annoyed and said, please don't talk about it.
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Look, for me it's something completely different, which is also inspired by Simon and which is really one of my absolute everyday problems. It's about the organic waste. And the organic waste is, for a while I have completely banned it from my different households and said I don't want organic waste, it just comes into the normal trash. I don't feel like these hustles, these shitty bags.
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There is no reasonable way to preserve organic waste. Of course, there's a normal plastic bucket and then you go to the organic bin or to the organic house bin, where the whole house throws its organic waste in and then you dump it in there. But I find it disgusting to wash the bucket every time and it starts to stink. And that's why I decided to use a bag solution at some point. But...
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There is actually no satisfactory bag solution. And I always have exactly in my head, when I know I'm cooking something, how the consistency of the current organic waste is. And then anticipate how quickly the bag is soaked through and how long I can leave the organic waste in the can until the bag is torn through and soaked through and starts to gurgle and suck somehow.
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And that I really, the longer I don't get the bag out and then somehow bring it down into the organic can, the more unlikely it is that I can do it at all. And then I have to go down with the whole bucket. It's all already broken anyway.
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But we recognize here that the great Joe Dinosaur Thomas G., we don't want to pronounce his name at all, because his name is called so often, hangs in every talk show to present his book, in which it is about the fact that he is not allowed to say anything anymore. Roughly, I think the end of his monologue from his last Wetten, dass? show brought it out as a book form.
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Do you also have a compost? I don't have any compost, no. But do you have, is it a container with a lid? Because it always starts to stink, for example. Fruit flies above all.
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The human is somehow able to connect the brain with microchips. But a reasonable bag solution for organic waste ... There is no such thing. Yes, or there are tüftlers who appear on regional television who then say they have found the solution. I've checked everything, there is no such thing. But I also feel organic waste ... And the longer you leave it standing, the worse it gets.
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Die Großen Fünf, definiert von Böhmermann und Schulz.
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Dude, we're always doing the belt on Sunday. How can it be that we always talk so much?
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Ja, das ist die Live-Sendung von der IFA. Die ist ja schon ein paar Wochen, liegt die im Giftschrank. Und wir haben uns überlegt, wir strahlen die erst aus. Also wenn die läuft, dann wisst ihr, dass einer von uns krank ist zum Beispiel.
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Washing your hands now or pressing on the dam?
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That is somewhat, I don't want to say sad, but somehow exhausting to look at it. We have already had a broadcast about the Spiegel interview, which was already released last week. We have already had a broadcast in the meantime. We didn't have that out of boredom, because it's so predictable. Although it was a great interview, I have to say. I really liked that interview.
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But thank you very much, dear Lukas, for this nice friendly tip here in a big family show on a Sunday afternoon. In the end, a little bit between scrotum and buttock hole. Spundloch. Spundloch. My God, man. You can stop our show. I don't know if it's a spundloch. It sounds like a children's show from the 70s. Spundloch.
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With the cheeky scrotum, the little, the little, somehow, rabbit scrotum. That came out at the beginning. Am Anfang der Sendung. Spuntloch, Spuntloch, die Freckenwurst. Also, weißt du so, wo du hinterher rauskam, jahrelang irgendwelche alte hippies so früh Sexualisierung betrieben irgendwie. Inzwischen abgetaucht in irgendeiner Sexsekte im Westerwald oder sowas. Spuntloch.
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Was machen eigentlich die Macher von Spuntloch? Ich hab diese Woche... Kennst du dich noch an die Fernsehsendung Bettkantengeschichten erinnern? Hallo, Spuntloch kenn ich noch. Hey, übrigens... On December 25th, 2024, the Hello Spencer movie will be on TV at ZDF Neo at 8.15pm. It will be a Christmas movie. Allegedly, it will also run in the ZDF Mediathek.
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But I don't want to defend myself against that. I don't know how I can call the station. I can feel that. I think it's a bit of a shame that it's not in the main program. I've already seen the movie and liked it very, very much.
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Hear you next time. And if you listen to us everywhere else than on Spotify, then feel really explicitly in the arms. Nice that you are also there. Not just the Spotify exclusive people who have been on our side all these years. We welcome and embrace you too, dear new ones. See you next week.
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I also know how it works, so to say, to stumble into some interview situations and tell shit, so in the half-consciousness that he's telling shit right now.
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I just looked at Spiegel Online, since the moment the interview was published, the big, come on, we didn't even name it, really cool, Thomas G., great showmaster, the older ones will remember, a conversation between Vicky Bargel and Alexander Kühn. Alexander Kühn is the old leatherhead at Spiegel, he's been with us for a long time, he's seen everyone come and go.
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But Vicky Bargel, the colleague who is in charge, in the subtitle it will be... It's from Joey Bargeld, the sister.
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No, it's not Bargeld. Vicky Bargel. Without the D. Oh, I have Bargeld. Flicksa and Vicky Bargel. Okay. So Vicky Bargel and Alexander Kühn. And I'm just understating now, because Alexander Kühn, that's also an understatement, an excessive, half nostalgic, but somehow also...
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deep connection to Thomas G. I'm understating this connection because I know from Alexander Kühn, the Spiegel media guy, that he once did a, I think, a internship many years ago in the Wetten, that?
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editorial office, as a very young man and that was a bit of his entry into the world of the media and Vicky Bargel is a young colleague with whom he conducted the interview and I'm just suggesting that the awesome answers and the responses to the answers from Thomas G. that they come from the young colleague Vicky Bargel and I really So this whole interview is an absolute destruction.
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That you still dare to go public afterwards. Spectacular. I've been looking since this interview, that was on October 11th, there are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 articles only on SPIEGEL ONLINE within six days that sort of re-meld this whole self-made case properly. So Thomas G. He's not just an object, he's also a machine to keep the clicks going. Also with Spiegel Online, you have to say.
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And I just wish him to make some money on the old days.
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He's not an influencer in the actual sense, but he's very present and I find it quite sad. But I think it's spectacular how people who have interviewed him, for such a big feature that there are now quotes from people who interviewed him, where the people who interviewed him talk about the leading interview. So such a big media event that there are already meta evaluations.
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So there are already quotes sent around, where the people who interviewed him say on a quote on Instagram how it was to interview him and what he said exactly.
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I definitely want to encourage you all, dear hard and fluffy listeners, not to jump on this promo train. Just leave it on the left. We've talked enough about it now. And your attention or your interest for thoughts of old show bunnies, I would like to redirect to a great audiobook, which my friend and colleague Olli Schulz once put on the table for me four years ago.
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Wo ich wirklich süchtig bin, eine öffentliche Person, die nicht mehr lebt, leider, aber die auch eine ganz enge Verbindung zu uns hat oder wir zu ihr zumindest. Es geht um die neuen Tagebücher von Manfred Krug. Ich höre sie gerade. Ich höre sie auch gerade. Und ich habe in letzter Zeit morgens längere Elektroscooter-Touren gemacht durch meine... Cologne.
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Because it was such a beautiful autumn weather. And I always think it's great in the morning when the sun is so golden. And Cologne is not a beautiful city, everyone knows that. But Cologne is somehow, there are places in Cologne that are beautiful. So to drive over the Deutsche Brücke, shortly after sunrise, when there is still a little moisture and night dew in the air.
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And it's cold and you're on the scooter and you hear this diary by Manfred Krug, who really started at some point. So I would say in the mid-90s or when did it start? End of the 90s. He had a very tight diary in his last few years of life, for reasons that he also explains in the diary. And he made that very attentive and very accurate.
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And above all, he also kept very important things in mind, which now, 20 years later, their... entfalten und ihre volle Bedeutung entfalten. Es macht wirklich einen ganz großen Spaß. Und Daniel Krug, der Sohn von Manfred Krug, liest es hervorragend. Und man ab und zu schimmert so ein bisschen auch die Stimme seines Vaters durch. Diese dann noch sehr volle, typische Manfred Krug Stimme.
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Der Tonfall. Genau, ich finde es ganz toll, auch diese Zeit dadurch noch mal irgendwie so als dabei gewesener noch zu erleben. Wenn ihr euch interessiert dafür, wie es früher war, dann hört euch lieber das Tagebuch von Manfred Krug an. Das gibt es auch bei Spotify. It's so crazy.
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Bonjour, Sussané. Bonjour, Andreas. Olli macht noch kurz das Fenster zu, dann geht's hier direkt los. Ich bin schon bereit. Olli hat das Fenster mal wieder sperrangelweit offen gelassen. Da ist er. Er hat schon mit Susanne und Andreas geredet. Ich nehm schon auf, das könnt ihr ruhig alles mitbekommen.
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Leute, lasst das mit den Drogen. Selbst wenn ihr aufhört, dauert es drei Monate, bis dieses Teufelszeug aus eurem Körper verschwindet. Hört auf Olli Schulz, Finger weg von den Drogen.
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Noch nicht. Das kann sich aber alles noch ändern. Ich habe eine Sache, die ich nur einfach in den Raum reinwerfen möchte. Das ist vielleicht eine kleinere Geschichte. Vielleicht kannst du das auch direkt abbügeln. Das habe ich ewig schon im Kopf. Und zwar eigentlich schon, glaube ich, seit 15 Jahren. Und zwar geht es um Sarah Wagenknecht, die Chefin der
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Erstmal ganz grundsätzlich... Die hat das gemacht, was wir alle wollen, eine Partei nach ihrem eigenen Namen benennen. Erstmal ganz grundsätzlich die Idee, eine Partei nach dir zu benennen. Selbst wenn das überall superdemokratisch abläuft, auf Landesebene, die Koalitionsverhandlungen mit den Spitzenkandidaten der jeweiligen Landesgruppen der Parteien geführt werden.
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Das kann auch alles ausgehandelt werden, der größte Konsens herrschen. Wenn das alles fertig ist, kommt am Ende halt Sarah Wagenknecht rein. und sagt, ja sorry, aber die Partei heißt wie ich, wir machen das jetzt so, so, so, so, so. Wie soll das denn jemals eine demokratische Partei sein, wenn an der Spitze eine Person steht, die ihren Namen in der Partei hat, im Parteinamen hat.
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Das ist die erste Sache. Aber eigentlich wollte ich sagen, dass der große Trick von Sarah Wagenknecht, und ich schwöre dir, 80% der Magie von Sarah Wagenknecht liegt daran, dass ihr Name genauso viele Silben hat wie Rosa Luxemburg.
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Sarah Wagenknecht, Rosa Luxemburg, dass sie sich optisch auch inszeniert mit diesem ganzen Dutt und wie Rosa Luxemburg auf den Fotos und ich schwöre dir, 80% der, die hinterherlaufen, denken, ja stimmt ja, wie erinnert mich das an die Bilder von Rosa Luxemburg aus meinem Schulgeschichtsbuch und irgendwie der Name klingt auch so ein bisschen so, dann wird das wohl irgendwie einigermaßen stimmen, dass das könnte es sein, dass das im Kern die Magie ist, es ist völlig nicht inhaltlich, es ist nur rein...
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Ja, Wladimir Putin, es ist egal, es kommt am Ende bei ihm aufs Gleiche draus. Der freut sich darüber. Aber ich hasse es gesehen, wie sie bei Karin Miosga saß letzte Woche Sonntag und in die Mangel genommen wurde und Karin Miosga sie dann konfrontiert habe damit.
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Dass man recherchiert habe in der Redaktion, auch Fotos gesucht habe, dass Sarah Wagenknecht noch nicht ein einziges Mal in irgendeinem Kindergarten, irgendeiner Schule, einer sozialen Einrichtung war. Und sie dann entgegnet sich, aber sie redet ja, sie redet mit Leuten. Ganz oft am Gate im Flughafen bei der Sicherheitskontrolle, da redet sie.
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Wenn das deine Referenz ist, dass du mit normalen Leuten in Kontakt kommst beim Einchecken in den Flieger, beim Sicherheitspersonal. Das ist dann deine Peergroup, an der du deine Politik misst. What's going on, Alter?
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Ja, alleine der Move, dass du eine Partei gründest und das okay findest und das mit dir auch vereinbaren kannst, dass diese Partei, in der ja viele Menschen sich mit vollem Einsatz engagieren sollen, deinen fucking Namen trägt. Das musst du erstmal hinbekommen. Und das sag ich als jemand, der im Fernsehen arbeitet, wo das wirklich dazugehört.
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Ich finde es schon unangenehm, ich finde es schon unangenehm, eine Fernsehsendung zu haben, die unironisch so heißt wie du selber. Das finde ich total... Fühlt sich ganz merkwürdig an. Und dann machst du das mit einer Partei und da steckt dann so viel auch Ernsthaftes drin, das kannst du nicht mehr ironisch von dir wegschieben.
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Und damit kommen wir dann ganz kurz über Sarah Wagenknecht, weil was soll man denn sonst machen? Ich sehe jetzt in den letzten Tagen viele Jusos und irgendwie junge Grüne und so ein paar verwirrte FDPler, die mit verschränkten Armen vor irgendwelchen Bundesinstitutionen stehen und sagen, jetzt reicht, das lassen wir nicht mit uns machen.
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Mein großes Aufregerthema der Woche und irgendwie schließt es auch direkt da an, das war wirklich... Richtig tief empfunden angepisst bin ich seit einer Woche von diesem wahnsinnig unangenehmen populistischen Vorgehen unserer Bundesregierung, der rot-grün-gelben Bundesregierung, die wirklich die letzten Monate einfach wahnsinnig mir sowieso nervt.
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Gib's den Leuten mal einen Blick in deinem privaten Gemächer. Da haben sich sofort die ersten Faschos beschwert, dass sie ganz andere Zahlen haben. Die Tötungsversuche müsste man noch ... Das wär DDR-bereinigt. Am Ende unterm Strich stimmt natürlich die Anamnese. Es sind doppelt so viele Menschen mit Migrationshintergrund in Deutschland als noch vor 30 Jahren.
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Und die Sicherheitslage ist viel besser. Es gibt viel weniger Gewalttaten, viel weniger Mordetötungen. Und zwar viel, viel, viel weniger. Das ist das, was unterm Strich bleibt. Und alleine das überhaupt aufführen zu müssen, dass man diesem Argument folgt und Zahlen liefern zu müssen, ist ja schon falsch, weil das Ganze absolut populistisch ist.
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Ich finde es wahnsinnig gefährlich, dass alle mitschwimmen und dass es niemanden gibt,
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Und ich komme mir dann auch blöd vor zu sagen, wie wäre es denn zum Beispiel mit Investitionen oder steckt Geld in Sozialarbeit, baut in Ostdeutschland die seit Jahren erodierenden Strukturen wieder auf, sorgt dafür, dass die Regionalexpresse wieder halten an den kaputten Bahnhöfen. Ihr müsst da leider Geld reinstecken, daran führt kein Weg vorbei.
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Man muss sich um die Leute kümmern, damit die vor Ort merken, dass sich was verändert. Dann fühlen die Leute sich auch nicht... lost und gucken irgendwie auf Sarah Wagenknecht oder irgendwelche bundespolitischen AfD-Plakate, wo Sachen auf Landesebene versprochen werden. Ukraine-Krieg beenden, na dann viel Spaß, AfD-Thüringen, Alter. Wie willst du das denn machen?
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Alleine diese Versprechen, die den Leuten auf Landesebene gemacht werden, das funktioniert alles überhaupt nicht. Und es ist wirklich, ich finde das wirklich total gefährlich. Das Schönste an Europa ist, dass die Länder Grenzen
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irrelevant werden, dass du von A nach B fahren kannst und dass es eben keine Grenzkontrollen mehr gibt und das ist, mich nerven schon die Sachen, wenn du in Österreich bist im Winter oder keine Ahnung, mal runterfährst und auf der Autobahn da in, wo ist das, da unten südlich von Berchtesgaden oder wenn du rüber nach Österreich fährst, diese Pavillons auf der Autobahn stehen und da die Bundespolizisten lustlos Leute durchwägen, keiner hat da Bock drauf, ich weiß auch gar nicht, was das bringen soll, dann sagen die Leute,
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Wo sind wir denn? Also das war noch nie geil. Also wirklich alle Leute, die jetzt sagen, rechts ist das neue Punk und sowas. Niemand, niemand, never ever hat Heino jemals geil gefunden. Das war immer scheiß Musik für alte Leute, die noch irgendwie nachts von Ostpreußen träumen und sowas. Und dass Kalini gerade eines Tages wieder Königsberg war. Schwarzbraun ist die Haselnuss.
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Da hat schon Otto in den 70er Jahren alle nötigen Witze zu gemacht. Das war immer scheiße.
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Auch immer ganz wichtig ist, Sachen von Leuten zu teilen, die nicht mehr leben und die das in ganz anderen zeitlichen und sachlichen Zusammenhängen gesagt haben. Adolf Hitler. Was sie da gesagt haben.
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Ne, also die Lösungen für die Probleme, die wir gerade haben, die es offensichtlich natürlich gibt, liegen auf jeden Fall nicht darin, dass wir sagen, Schuld daran sind die AusländerInnen oder die Leute mit Migrationshintergrund. Aber es ist so herrlich einfach. Und das kann auch der letzte Trottel irgendwie in Brandenburg mitreden.
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Mir zugeschaltet der Nummer 1 Artist Olli Schulz, Indie-Alternative-Singer-Songwriter, kann man gar nicht mehr sagen, er ist ein absoluter Mainstream-Act. Der Michael Jackson Norddeutschlands, Oliver Mark Schulz. Hey Olli, darf ich direkt optisch einsteigen? Ich weiß, man soll ja nicht nach Äußerlichkeiten gehen, aber du siehst halt echt beschissen aus.
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Es ist wirklich erschreckend, wie diese Wahl in Brandenburg alle so nervös macht, dass die Fakten ... Und dann hab ich vorgestern gesehen, gibt's irgendeine Veranstaltung, 1000 Jahre Bild-Zeitung, mit Friede Springer und Matthias Döpfner. Und die halbe Bundesregierung sitzt da und quetscht sich mit denen auf so eine komische Kommunikationsbank.
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Und dahinter steht groß, Margot Friedländer seid Menschen, so als Schutzschild, dass man da irgendwie nicht mal rangeht und das hinterfragt. Was sind das eigentlich für Leute, die sich da gerade als Menschen klassifizieren?
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Sind das nicht die, die zum einen auf dem Spiegeltitel sagen, ja, die Ausländer, die gehören eigentlich abgeschoben und der andere macht mit seiner Zeitung nichts anderes, als das Feuer ständig anzufachen. Ich habe diese Migrationsberichterstattung in Anführungsstrichen, die Bild-Zeitungsreporter legen sich in die Büsche an der Grenze und fotografieren.
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Ganz ehrlich, Leute aus Tatschikistan, die dann irgendwie zu Fuß über die Brücke nach Polen zurücklaufen müssen. Und ich habe genau registriert, dass ihr erst die Bundespolizisten, liebe Bild-Zeitungsredaktion, nur unkenntlich gemacht habt.
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Also erst bei den Bullen schönes Gesicht verpixelt, aber die Zivilisten, irgendwelche Minderjährigen, die dann da wirklich mit dem Teddybär im Arm und mit so billigen Koffern da versuchen, irgendwie mit dem Bus rüberzufahren. Da hat man die Gesichter mal unverpixelt gelassen, damit man mal sehen kann, wie schrecklich sie aussehen, die Migranten.
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Und dass wirklich jeden Tag so eine Einzelstory auf die Titelseite der Bild-Zeitung raufgehoben wird.
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damit sich irgendwie Klaus-Peter in Blasebalk, irgendwie in Brandenburg, schön darüber aufregen kann, damit er auch ja irgendwie da nicht eine Stimme bei der Landtagswahl setzt, die irgendwie auch nur ein Verdacht ist, dass sie irgendwas Menschenfreundliches dann doch auslöst oder vielleicht dahinarbeitet, dass Menschen gemeinsam versuchen, Probleme zu lösen und nicht irgendwie aufs
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Also Klasse, du darfst nur noch bis 3,5 Tonnen, also den neuen Euro-Führerschein. Du musst, als wärst du einen neuen Führerschein gemacht.
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Kann ich total nachvollziehen. Und dieses merkwürdige Vakuum, wenn man da niemanden hat, der quasi das für einen artikuliert, was man gerne politisch artikuliert bekommen möchte, dann muss man eben, und das Schöne ist, wir leben im Jahr 2024, das ist relativ einfach, muss man das eben im Rahmen seiner Möglichkeiten selber artikulieren. Und das Tolle ist, es geht ja.
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Also das muss nicht unbedingt immer eine geschwungene Rede sein oder das muss auch nicht, man muss auch keine Internetvideos machen oder man muss sich nicht mal in eine Partei einbringen, wobei das vielleicht ganz schön wäre und alleine mal irgendwie zu, keine Ahnung, den Jusos zu gehen und sagen, hey, pass mal auf, lass mal diese komischen
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wütenden Blicke und diese Tafeln ernst in die Kammer, Herr Scholz, jetzt reicht's, aber das nützt niemandem, was ist am Ende auch Symbolpolitik und ich finde es total gefährlich, was einfach gerade passiert, dass die wahren Probleme nicht angesprochen werden, dass sich keiner traut, nach vorne zu gehen und die Sachen, die wirklich scheiße laufen und das ist eben nicht das Thema Migration.
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Wenn du die Leute fragst, womit hast du persönlich vor Ort Probleme, sagt doch keiner Migration, die sagen alle immer Ja, ich bin nicht gegen Ausländer, die ich kenne, die sind alle nett, aber die dürfen nicht nach Deutschland rein.
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Das eine ist so ein bundespolitischer Reflex, was du über Monate, über Jahre von irgendwelchen übergeordneten Medien in die Rübe gehämmert bekommst, was du dann sagst, wenn dich jemand fragt, was für Probleme hat Deutschland. Und die andere Frage ist, was für Probleme gibt es bei dir vor Ort? Was läuft denn schief bei dir? Gibt es bei euch überhaupt noch einen Bahnhof?
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Gibt es ein Jugendzentrum, was offen hat? Gibt es Angebote für Leute, außer sich gegenseitig in die Fresse blau zu schlagen auf dem Marktplatz und dabei Bier zu saufen? Ist vielleicht auch mal eine Idee für Ostdeutschland. Vielleicht sowas wie Jugendarbeit, Sozialarbeit oder wie sieht es aus mit, keine Ahnung, Infrastruktur? Die Brücken fallen zusammen und brechen zusammen.
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weil die Sanierungsstau haben, brechen zusammen und fallen in die Elbe rein. Und wer ist da? Sind da auch die Ausländer dran schuld? Oder ist daran schuld, dass sich jahrelang um Infrastruktur keiner kümmert und alle sagen, kein Geld, kein Geld, kein Geld. Da müssen wir eben Kredite aufnehmen. Und eine Brücke ist auch in 40 Jahren noch gut, wenn die mal renoviert wird.
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Da fahren dann auch Kinder noch drüber. Dann können die auch gerne dafür Zinsen zahlen. Und alleine solche pragmatischen Ansätze, damit mal nach vorne zu gehen und zu sagen, das sind die fucking Probleme. Oder die Schulen. Kinder haben keine Lobby.
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Und wir haben es nicht hinbekommen, jahrelang sagen wir, wir machen mal eine Bildungssendung und wir müssen das mal machen.
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Du hast es immer angebracht. Und weißt du, was das Problem ist mit Schule und Bildung und Kita und sowas? Du bist immer nur so lange interessiert daran, wie es dich persönlich betrifft. Und leider ist das so ein durchlaufender Posten. Wenn dir Wut so groß ist auf eine Kindertagesstätte, sind die Kinder zum Glück so alt, dass sie in die Schule gehen.
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Und dann baut sich eine neue Wut auf, das dauert dann jahrelang, bis man merkt, okay, die Computer sind alt, die Lehrer sind überlastet, die sind schlecht bezahlt, die sind zum Teil schlecht ausgebildet. Es gibt in Berlin wahnsinnigen Mangel an Lehrkräften. Da kommen Leute, die unterrichten müssen, die keine Ausbildung zum Lehrer haben. Die werden never ever jemals Beamte werden.
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Es lohnt sich für die niemals, für die Stadt, die zu entfristen und auf Lebenszeit einzustellen, weil das einfach Leute sind, die einfach mal so übergangsweise als Lehrer beschäftigt werden in Berliner Schulen.
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Sind wir dafür da mit unserem Podcast? Ich glaube nicht. Und ich muss mal sagen, wir waren letzte Woche ja auf der IFA. Wir sind doch nicht dafür da, Leute.
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Wie kann das eigentlich sein, dass du in der Zeit, wo ich mich auf meine Tour vorbereite im Januar, dass du da sieben neue Touren spielst? Das dauert zwei Jahre, bis ich mal eine Tour mache und du machst in der Zeit, in der ich mich vorbereite, machst du einfach sieben Touren.
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Aber nee, das stimmt nicht. Man kann Churros auch vorbereiten und dann relativ einfach warm machen. Ich hab mir mal tiefgefrorene Churros gekauft und war überrascht, wie lecker die schmecken. Man muss da nicht eine Fritteuse für haben.
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Ja, die kannst du zubereitet, quasi eingefroren, dann musst du die nur im Backofen warm machen. Sind genauso fettig und schmecken echt ziemlich lecker. War ich erstaunt, wie als ich rausgefunden habe, Alter, wie einfach das ist. Pizza, die ein bisschen tagalt ist, mit einfach 200 Grad Umluft, schön zwei Minuten rein, dass sie einfach schmeckt wie frisch.
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Das ist noch gar nicht so lange her, dass ich das rausgefunden habe. Wir haben früher immer kalte Pizza gegessen. Es gab immer kalte Pizza. Bei uns zu Hause wurde nie Pizza warm gemacht. Weil auch meine Eltern das nicht wussten, dass das geht.
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Aber Schuris finde ich gar nicht schlecht. Es muss ja keine Fritteuse sein. Aber was ist mit belgischen Waffeln? Wenn du echte Belgier hast. Oder du machst einfach, du pimpst den Krebsstand noch auf und dass der hinter dem Krebturntable steht. Das Ganze aber wie so ein DJ-Set organisiert ist. Das Ganze so ein bisschen mit so einem Kopfhörer.
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Ja, okay, dann soll ich dich an dieser Stelle mal grüßen von einer jungen Frau, die mich im Zug extra angesprochen hat, auf dem Weg nach Berlin letzte Woche.
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Wenn ihr eine Idee habt, was ich nächstes Mal anbieten kann. Was wirklich geil ist, was immer gut kommt, ist süßes Popcorn. Es riecht super geil, man denkt immer an Zirkus. Stimmt, oh ja. Und das ist relativ einfach herzustellen, es ist relativ günstig.
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Ey Wilko, dass du mir die nicht dann als neu in Rechnung stellst, wenn das eine Benutzte ist von Olli, dann weiß ich, dass die gebraucht ist, dann kannst du die nicht neuwertig abrechnen.
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der es letztes Jahr nicht gut ging, die war mit, ich glaube, ihrer Tochter da und hat mir dann so ganz diskret zugeflüstert, ich soll dich schön grüßen und sie hätte eine schwere Krankheit letztes Jahr überstanden und das hätte sie deswegen auch deswegen so gut weggesteckt, weil sie immer uns gehört hat.
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Aber wir in unserer privilegierten Podcaststellung, wir haben natürlich gut reden hier, wie groß steht er. Aber es gibt Teile Deutschlands, da muss man als Vater noch einfach beschützen. Also zum Beispiel in Ostsachsen, wo die vielen, vielen Ausländer sitzen.
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Da muss man als Vater noch eine Brücke schlagen können über die Elbe, falls die Straßenbahn irgendwie zu schwer ist und dann die Brücke nicht mehr trägt. Es ist wirklich... Und sorry, zum Glück ist keiner zu Schaden gekommen und sowas. Es gibt nur einen traumatisierten Straßenbahnfahrer, der 18 Minuten vorher da die letzte Dresdner Straßenbahn drüber gelenkt hat und so.
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Ehrlicherweise muss man sagen, seit die Frauenkirche aufgebaut wird, ist Dresden, seit die Frauenkirche wieder steht, ist Dresden relativ arm an coolen Touristenattraktionen. So eine eingestürzte Straßenbahnbrücke ist, und die Bilder, die ich da gesehen habe, da könnt ihr mir erzählen, was ihr wollt. Es stehen viele an der Elbe und gucken sich das an.
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Und es ist schon ein geiler Grund, nach Dresden zu fahren, weil alles andere grünes Gewölbe ist leergeräubert. Frauenkirche ist ja nicht mehr kaputt, das steht ja alles wieder und Montagsdemonstrationen kicken auch nicht mehr so richtig. Da ist man, glaube ich, ganz froh in Sachsen, dass da was Neues passiert und diese Brücke da in die Elbe reingefallen ist.
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Ich frage mich nur, warum es die AfD nicht schafft, den Ausländern die Schuld zu geben. Kann es sein, dass sie vielleicht selber schuld daran sind?
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Oder das russische Gas, was da durch diese Rohre in der Brücke geführt wurde, ist am Ende vielleicht Wladimir Putin schuld oder vielleicht die Ukraine, die das Gas mit etwas versetzt hat, um Dresden zu schaden. Das kann auch sein. Naja.
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Ich soll dich schon grüßen, dann haben wir das abgehakt, aber ich glaube, klar, die Kraft, die psychosomatische Wirkung von Podcasts, aber lass uns das mal nicht zu sehr Der homöopathische Podcast. Lass uns das mal nicht mehr zusätzlich verfolgen. Naja, glauben wir das noch wirklich?
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Wir haben ja nichts mehr gehört seit Only Time vom 11. September 2001, aber Ennio ist wieder da.
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Ich finde es immer toll, Songs von Künstlern draufzupacken, die ich zum einen erstmal persönlich kennengelernt habe, was ja ab und zu mal vorkommt, dass in der Sendung Leute spielen. Und einer der rührendsten Auftritte jemals, ist schon fast ein Jahr her, war der Auftritt von Absalon mit Baba. In meiner Sendung, das war wirklich, also ich hab selten so nah am Wasser gewesen. Hab ich gesehen.
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Wo er mit seinen Kumpels, wenn er mit seinen echten Kumpels auf die Bühne kommt, das war wirklich ein fantastischer Song, er hat einen neuen Song draußen, der ist seit ein paar Tagen bei Spotify, So Leicht heißt der, den würde ich auf die Playlist packen.
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Und dann, weil ich das Projekt spannend finde, und ich weiß nicht, ob das Album schon raus ist, oder ob es nur eine weitere Single-Auskopplung ist, Wolf Biermann, es gibt eine Neuauflage von großen Wolf-Biermann-Klassikern zur Zeit, und der wirklich, ich sag mal so, der sich dann doch eher als sperriger Künstler für mich immer dargestellt hat.
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Ich hab immer über diese lange Fingernagelhand nicht hinwegsehen können, und man hört die auch mal so ein bisschen durch, und bei jedem Gitarrenzupfen denk ich, oh, die langen Fingernägel. Und es ist, klar, total banausenmäßig,
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Ach guck mal, dann grüße ich mal schön, hoffentlich steckst du ihn nicht an mit deiner Visage.
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Also Wolf Biermann zusammen mit Juseju und Provo, das Ende des Zynismus, das würde ich gerne auch auf die Fili und Bumsi-Playlist packen. Das ist unsere Playlist, die wir bei Spotify haben. Wenn ihr das jetzt außerhalb von Spotify hört, viele, viele Leute hören das jetzt außerhalb von Spotify.
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Und wenn ihr uns außerhalb von Spotify hört und jetzt erst Folge 2 von Fest und Flauschig gehört habt, dann könnt ihr euch freuen, weil das ganze Archiv, acht Jahre lang Fest und Flauschig, beginnend vom Sommer 2016 bis jetzt könnt ihr durchhören und es ist teilweise, also man macht nochmal die letzten acht Jahre Es ist erschreckend. Also wir haben uns relativ wenig verändert.
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Ich glaube, wenn man diesen Weg erstmal so abbiegt im Kopf, dann ist man relativ schnell bei irgendwelchen weirden Demonstrationen und hält sich für so eine Art Highland. Hast du echt gesehen, dass unser ehemaliger Ja, der Mann, wegen dem wir einmal kurzzeitig nicht in den RBB rein durften früher, dass der inzwischen einen Imagewandel hinter sich hat.
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Wir sind teilweise ein bisschen großkotziger geworden, obwohl das schon 2016 eigentlich nicht mehr möglich war. Ein bisschen unangenehm, ab und zu manchmal auch ganz niedlich. Aber unterm Strich bleibt dröhnende Ambivalenz. Aber ihr könnt euch das gerne alles anhören. Das ist alles kostenlos verfügbar. Hört euch das an. Wir würden uns darüber sehr freuen.
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Und wenn ihr Feedback schreiben möchtet, bitte immer an Olli. Der antwortet immer, ich hab nie Zeit.
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Das Ende des Zynismus von YouSeeYou, Wolf Biermann und Probo ist auf meiner Liste noch mit drauf, auf unserer Liste noch mit drauf von mir. Und der alte Satz von Harald Schmidt, den hat er mal in jeder zweiten Konferenz früher gesagt. Nach Ironie kommt Pathos. Ich würde den Satz gerne nochmal in Frage stellen und da gleich mit dir drüber sprechen.
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Außerdem würde ich gleich gerne mit dir reden über den Boxkampf Stefan Raab gegen Regina Halmich. Und hier muss ich kurz offenlegen, dass dieser Podcast aufgezeichnet wurde, bevor das TV-Event des Septembers überhaupt ausgestrahlt wurde. Das heißt, wir können jetzt nur im Vorhinein darüber reden, wie es werden wird. Und ihr, die das jetzt hört, wisst, wie es gewesen ist.
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Und dann können wir das übereinanderlegen, ob wir recht hatten oder recht haben. Wirst du es denn geguckt haben gestern Abend? Ich werde aus Versehen es nicht live geguckt haben werden, weil ich einen privaten Termin gehabt haben werde. Aber ich werde es nachgeholt haben. Genau. Das und vieles mehr nach der Pause.
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Dieser Podcast ist auch nur ein Versuch, der nicht immer gelingt. Willkommen zurück bei Fest und Flauschig mit Olli Schulz und Jens Böhnermann. Schön, dass ihr da seid. Heute am Sonntag ist Fest und Flauschig-Tag und wir haben uns ja vorgenommen, nach der Sommerpause, dass wir es jetzt ein bisschen anders angehen wollen.
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Wir reden ja seit Jahren immer nur von Imagewandel im Sommer, aber Ken Jebsen hat ihn hinter sich. Er ist jetzt inzwischen, ich hab so ein paar Dark-Accounts bei Instagram und bei Telegram und so, und da taucht er inzwischen auf mit einem ganz neuen Gewand. Er trägt seinen bürgerlichen Namen jetzt, er hat das Ken Jebsen-Ding abgelegt.
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Der Boomer-Cringe Mittwoch ist gestrichen, das machen wir nicht mehr, weil es ein Corona-Überbleibsel war, aber wir geben richtig Gas am Sonntag. Jetzt wird's richtig, wir machen's richtig dick. Es gibt keine gesprochene Werbung, also wir machen keine Werbung, wir machen gar nichts, das machen wir nicht. Wir versuchen für alle da zu sein. Wir geben wirklich so viel. Das Einzige...
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Was ich euch bitten möchte, wenn ihr einen riesengroßen globalen Konzern habt beispielsweise, der auch noch cool ist und wahnsinnig viel Geld über hat fürs Werbebudget oder so. Ey, ganz ehrlich, das hören so viele Leute. Teilweise werden die bestimmt interessiert an euren Produkten und so. Einfach mal, ich weiß nicht, wie macht man das? Wie könnte ich jetzt Werbung buchen beispielsweise?
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Wenn ich jetzt für die Eisern Ehrenfeld Tour 2025 mit dem Rundfunk-Tanzorchester in den Werbeblock rein möchte hier bei uns. Wie mache ich das dann, Olli? Du weißt doch, wie sowas geht.
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Ja, aber das denke ich mal schon. Naja... Also die Häuser sind schon fast voll, aber es gibt, ey, wirklich, was ich wirklich mal sagen muss, was ist in Österreich los? Ich habe es von vielen Leuten schon gehört. Ist das die Angst vor der Nationalratswahl am 29.
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September, dass die Leute jetzt schon denken, lieber nicht auf ein Konzert gehen, wo es irgendwie so ein bisschen, wo es vielleicht politisch, wo ich mich erklären muss im Verwandtenkreis, weil wer weiß, ob Kanzler Kickl dann das vielleicht noch verbietet oder sowas. Ich habe von voll vielen Leuten gehört, die, ich sag mal...
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versuchen, progressive Kunst herzustellen, das sie schwer haben in Österreich.
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Ja, es ist eine angespannte Stimmung. Und ich habe extra gesagt bei der Tourplanung, wir wollen auch nach Leipzig und nach Erfurt. Also wirklich da rein, nach Sachsen und nach Thüringen. Einfach um so ein bisschen zu sagen, ja Leute, kommt gerne.
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alleine und wenn wir da hinterher irgendwie gemeinsam uns Wein in den Armen liegen, immerhin, aber da kann man ja nicht, kann man das doch nicht auslassen. Aber na gut, vielleicht, wenn jemand in Österreich zuhört, kann er ja mal schreiben oder sie mal schreiben, was da gerade los ist.
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Ich habe eine noch zu Sarah Wagenknecht, eine kleine Anmerkung habe ich gerade gelesen von der Schriftstellerin Anne Rabe, weil sich Sarah Wagenknecht jetzt, obwohl sie nicht die Kandidatin ihrer Partei ist...
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Bündnis Sarah Wagenknecht und nicht diejenige ist, die auf den Wahlplakaten, also sie war auf allen Wahlplakaten drauf, aber sie ist nicht eine Landesvorsitzende in Thüringen oder in Sachsen, trifft sie sich jetzt zu Koalitionsgesprächen auf Landesebene mit Mario Vogt von der CDU und mit Michael Kretschmer in Sachsen von der CDU.
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Und da schreibt die Anne Rabe einfach nur drei Wörter und es ist einfach genau das, back to Blockflöten. Die CDU degradiert zu so einer Blockpartei und dann kommt einfach die alte SEDlerin Sarah Wagenknecht und sagt, was Sache ist.
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Und er hat jetzt, ist aber immer noch der gleiche Größenwahn, völlig irre, und trägt aber jetzt ein Vollbart und erzählt den gleichen Mist wie sonst.
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alleine und dann wie Sarah Wagenknecht auf diesen Zeit, diesen Fotos inszeniert ist, diese geduckten CDUler da irgendwie mit so einem verhuschten Blick, dass sie wissen, wenn sie einmal falsch gucken, müssen sie mit Björn Höcke am Tisch sitzen. Und dann kommt da Sarah Wagenknecht, wie immer in ihrer fein herausgeputzten, stehlenden Art und sieht da irgendwie ganz toll aus.
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Also ich fand ich irgendwie, back to Blockflöten, fand ich eine ganz nette Formulierung von der Anne Rath.
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Aber jetzt, wo du es sagst, jetzt wo du das sagst, der hat lange Haare und da bin ich ja grundsätzlich erstmal ein bisschen misstrauisch. Das ist ein Typ, der sich nicht an so gesellschaftliche Konventionen hält.
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Apropos Bombenleger, hast du gesehen, wie Burkhard Garweg, der flüchtige RAF-Terrorist, Daniela Klette wurde ja geschnappt in Kreuzberg auf dem Weg zum Zumba und jetzt sind noch Ernst Volker Staub und Burkhard Garweg sind noch auf dem Weg und hast du das Video von Burkhard Garweg gesehen? Ich muss es einmal kurz vorfinden.
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Wie er zur Prüfung gratuliert. Und da muss ich wirklich, ich hasse wirklich nichts mehr als Linksextreme. Du weißt, ich bin weiter entfernt als kaum jemand anders im deutschen Mediengeschäft von Linksextremismus.
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Um nochmal nach Stuttgart, um nochmal zu sagen, was ich wirklich von Andreas und Gudrun und Jan Karl halte. Und dann sehe ich aber doch den Burkhard Garwig da in so einem In so einem, ja, wie so ein Zirkusclowns-Freizeitoutfit, also mit so einem ärmellosen Muskelshirt zwischen so Bauwagen. Living his best life. Ja, ich spiel's mal kurz ab, dann hört man ihn auch mal, aber ganz kurz.
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Ganz viel Erfolg morgen bei der Prüfung, liebe Karin. Ganz viel Erfolg morgen bei der Prüfung, liebe Karin.
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Ich schwör, wir haben schon in Berlin an mehreren Ampeln gestanden, wo der mit Keulen vor uns jongliert hat. Ich schwöre dir, es ist so.
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Mit sich im Reinen, aber ich glaube eher Ampel-Jongleurs-Milieu oder irgendwie so ein bisschen alternder Zirkuspädagoge, an das hat mich das erinnert. Und ist jetzt kein Video, wo ich sagen würde, schnapp das Schwein, sondern da würde ich eher sagen, bevor ich die Bullenrufe soll mir mal beibringen, mit brennenden Fackeln zu jonglieren. Oder nochmal das Diabolo nahezubringen.
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Ja, und dann kommt jetzt auf einmal so eine 80-köpfige LKA-Sondergruppe da in Niedersachsen, die da so ganz neue... Es laufen weiterhin 700 Rechtsextremisten durch Deutschland, für die keiner ist auch für interessiert. Aber so ein paar alte... Naja, komm, ist egal. Alles Verbrecher sollte man festnehmen. Verbrecher sollten auch... Im Knast sollen sie... Darf man im Knast Podcast hören?
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Im Knast sollen sie Podcast hören dürfen. Das wäre wichtig. Genau, damit sie ein bisschen wissen, was draußen passiert. Dürfen sie den Podcast hören? Drei Stück am Tag aber nur.
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An so einem Münz-Podcast-Spender, wo man so alte Podcasts bekommt, wie einen Suppenautomaten beim Möbelmeierhof.
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Und ich freu mich, wenn ihr alle vorbeikommt. So, Jan ist schon wieder da. Ich hab überlegt, du hast zwar gerade gesagt, wir sollten keine Gäste mehr einladen, aber ich hab eine Idee, was wir machen könnten. Wir könnten etwas machen, was uns, glaub ich, quotenmäßig weit nach vorne bringt, was uns der jungen Zielgruppe wieder die neue Zielgruppe erschließt, wo wir richtig cool rüberkommen.
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Eine Mischung aus edgy ist, aber wo wir uns auch ironisch distanzieren können. Und zwar, guck mal, was ich hier habe. Weißt du, was das hier ist?
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Ist der Gold-Award von Universal und Urban Records. Er ist guter Junge. Ich hab hier die goldene Schallplatte für mehr als 100.000 in Deutschland verkaufte Tonträger von Bushido von der Skyline zum Bordstein und zurück. Hab ich zugeschickt bekommen.
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Also ich kann mir vorstellen, dass das über sieben Umwege aus irgendeiner Wohnungsauflösung... Also die Fajijis sind ja 80 Mal umgezogen in Dubai. Und es kann sein, dass da irgendwie einer vielleicht noch einen Lagerraum gefunden hat, wo diese goldene Schallplante rum... Ich hab auf jeden Fall eine goldene Schallplante bekommen. Und zwar die, die an Arafat... Liebe Grüße!
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Treuer Hörer unseres Podcasts, liebe Grüße verliehen. Großer Fan von dir. Kann ich nur zurückgeben. Und auch ein großer Fan von Bushido. Ich möchte mich da nichts einmischen. Ich bin vor allen Dingen Fan von Roos. Solange Roos was zu tun hat, sollen die machen, was sie wollen.
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Und ich habe diese Schallplatte geschenkt bekommen und habe gedacht, wäre das nicht eine Möglichkeit, dass wir jetzt noch mal ... Ich hab nämlich gelesen, dass Bushido bei Sebastian Puffpuff war. Hast du das auch mitbekommen? Nee. Gestern war ja der große Kampf. Regina Halmich gegen Stefan Raab. Wir wissen nicht, wie es ausgegangen ist. Aber eine Mordshow.
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Wir waren überrascht, als Stefan Raab dann zum ersten Mal zu sehen war. Und krass. Und dass Bosshost gekommen sind. Wer hätte das gedacht? Und Echo Fresh. Mann, das war ja irre. Und dass Elton kam.
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Aber unglaublich. Das war unglaublich. Also wer da alles mitgemacht hat, also Düsseldorf hat selten sowas krasses erlebt seit dem ESC. Auf jeden Fall, der eigentliche Kampf ist nicht der von Regina Halmich gegen Stefan Raab, sondern der eigentliche Kampf, der zurzeit stattfindet, findet in Köln statt und hinter den Kulissen des Mediengeschäfts.
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Es geht da um eigentlich im weitesten Sinne ProSieben gegen RTL, während nämlich gestern der Boxkampf lief bei RTL mit einer Einsteigquote von 88 Prozent. Hat ProSieben, wie auch letztes Mal beim großen Stefan Raab-Event, was programmiert? Na? Stirb langsam. Stirb langsam. Stirb langsam.
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Und ich will jetzt da nicht zu viel reininterpretieren, aber ich kann mir vorstellen, dass da eine gewisse Rivalität zwischen diesen beiden Sendern gibt. ProSieben, der ehemalige Raab-Sender und RTL, der neue Raab-Sender. Und hinter den Kulissen sind auch alle miteinander verfeindet.
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Die Heavy-Tones haben, wenn ich das jetzt richtig verstanden habe, es ist jetzt, glaube ich, bestätigt worden hier Backstage.
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Also wenn wir uns streiten würden, dann gäb's also Olli Schulz fest und flauschig und Jan Böhmermanns
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Mal gucken, ob es so weit noch mal kommt. Aber mit uns selber. Auf jeden Fall gibt es einen riesen Kampf zwischen diesen beiden Produktionsentitäten. Stefan Raab gibt richtig Gas und hat sogar Bulli und Pamela Reif dazu geholt. Das habe ich schon mal gesehen. Unglaublich gute Idee auch. Hat mich so ein bisschen an... Weiß ich nicht, an...
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Also eine tolle Idee, wo er dann irgendwie so Schönheitsoperiert war, ganz eine lustige Idee mit Star-Aufgebot, aber hinter den Kulissen Sebastian Puffpaff, der vielleicht demnächst Konkurrent wird von Stefan Raab, und zwar am selben Abend, was ich gehört habe, Stefan Raab will am selben Abend jede Woche antreten mit einer eigenen Show bei RTL gegen Sebastian Puffpaff.
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Die Heavy-Tones ziehen schon rüber zu RTL. Also zumindest, ich glaube, der Bassist hat schon unterschrieben, die laufen so gestaffelt aus, die Verträge. Das heißt, bald muss eine neue Band bei Sebastian Puffpaff auftreten. Muss ich jetzt gucken, dass ich meine, das Orchester, das die Verträge... Das geht nicht abhauen, ne? Oder muss ich Carolin Kebekus um ihre Bandsorgen machen?
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Oder wo gibt's noch Bands? Klaas Heufer-Umlauf hat auch eine Studioband. Oh Gott, nicht, dass nachher so eine Allstar-Band von irgendwie Kebekus, Böhmermann und Heufer-Umlauf da bei Puffpuff spielen muss oder bei Raab, wer weiß. Ganz krass, auf jeden Fall hat Sebastian Puffpuff, um jetzt schon direkt im Vorhinein gewappnet zu sein, eine intime Interviewshow geplant.
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Es gibt jetzt zusätzlich zu TV Total der kultigen Pimmelwitz-Show, wo man öfter auch mal alte Rollenbilder bewitzt, dass Luke Mockridge sich fragt, warum er eigentlich gecancelt wurde und Pro 7 senden darf. Und es gibt jetzt aber dazu, jetzt komplementierend, soll es geben, eine einfühlsame Interviewshow. Und da war eingeladen Bushido.
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Und ich finde es eine gute Idee, dass wenn man nicht mehr so richtig weiß, wie man irgendwie seine Sendung nach vorne ficken soll, dass man dann nochmal guckt, ob man vielleicht die alten gefallenen Engel wieder zurück holt. Und da ist Bushido, glaube ich, einer, der für, ich sag mal, einen knackigen, fünfstelligen Betrag einigermaßen alles machen würde. Was meinst du?
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Ja, dann mach ich das mal auf Wiedervorlage, weil ich kann mir vorstellen, dass da, hat er irgendwas zu promoten? Muss er jetzt irgendwie, ich glaube, er ist öfter in Westdeutschland, weil er jetzt neu... Nein, er hat doch eine neue Anbindung an irgendeine neue, ich sag mal, im weitesten Sinne Vertriebsgruppe, die in Westdeutschland stationiert ist. Wir haben Ruhrpott, glaube ich.
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Deswegen muss er öfter mal irgendwie Dienstreisen gelten machen, die dann irgendwelche Fernsehsendungen oder irgendwelche Produktionsfirmen ihm bezahlen. Ich kann mir vorstellen, dass wir noch öfter was von ihm sehen. Also ich glaube, dass der noch ordentlich rumgeht.
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Ja, aber sollten wir ihm unser Forum zur Verfügung stellen? Das ist jetzt meine Frage. Nein.
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Ja, und das wollte ich eigentlich gerade eigentlich sagen, dass das wirklich ein ganz schöner harter Bruch war. Wir saßen am Sonntag da zusammen, irgendwie vor 5.500 Leuten im IFA-Sommergarten. Der Funkturm leuchtete, es war eine ganz schöne Stimmung. Es war wirklich ein toller Sommerabend. Die Leute waren auf Picknickdecken.
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Ja, und welche Rolle der Chaos Computer Club gespielt hat, Club Marte mainstreamig zu machen. Das fand ich auch ganz spannend. Vielleicht postest du den Link mal bei Instagram. Das ist wirklich eine sehr interessante Geschichte gewesen. Und wo wir wieder bei Medienempfehlungen sind. Komischerweise immer so in der zweiten Hälfte kommen wir mit unseren Medienempfehlungen raus.
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Ich hab's schon öfter erzählt, aber ich fand's dieses Mal ganz besonders interessant. Der Podcast, was bisher geschah, von Joachim Telgenwischer und Dr. Nils Mink mal über Interessante Episoden der Geschichte und auch der deutschen Geschichte, nicht nur der deutschen Geschichte, aber in diesem Fall der deutschen Geschichte, nämlich eine zweiteilige Episode über den Boxeraufstand.
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Hast du davon schon mal was gehört? Es gab ja mal eine Zeit lang eine deutsche Kolonie in China und das ist mir so ein bisschen noch aus dem Geschichtsunterricht im Ohr hängen geblieben, aber so richtig wissend tue ich darüber eigentlich nichts oder habe nichts gewusst, bevor ich diesen Podcast gehört habe.
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Ich kann euch das sehr empfehlen, den Podcast, den zweiteiligen Podcast sich mal anzuhören, weil das vor allen Dingen viel erklärt oder auch, ich sag mal, viele neue Fragen... in den Raum stellt, was das deutsch-chinesische Verhältnis angeht, das Jahrhundert der Schande oder des Schams oder der Scham. Die Chinesen haben sehr gelitten unter den westeuropäischen Kolonialmächten, die sich einfach...
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des chinesischen Kaiserreichs bemächtigt haben, von Mitte des 19. Jahrhunderts bis Anfang des 20. Jahrhunderts. Anfang des 19. Jahrhunderts bis Anfang des 20. Jahrhunderts. Und auch der deutsche Kaiser hat mitgemacht. Und irgendwann haben sich die Chinesen da gewehrt in Beijing, in Peking, und haben sich aufgelehnt gegen die Besatzer.
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Zum einen gegen die Engländer, die das Opium ins Land gebracht haben, aber auch gegen die Deutschen und die da eine Terrorherrschaft aufgebaut haben, die kaiserlichen Truppen. Und dann hat der Kaiser in Bremerhaven seine legendäre Hunnenrede, das hast du vielleicht schon mal gehört, dass der Kaiser Truppen verabschiedet und dass man im Ausland die Deutschen gerne die Hunnen nennt.
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Und am nächsten Morgen wache ich auf und draußen zeigt sich Berlin von seiner, ich würde jetzt gar nicht sagen schlechtesten Seite, sondern zeigt sich Berlin, wie man es eigentlich kennt. Es war nass, es war regnerisch, es war total unangenehm. Es war wirklich am nächsten Tag sofort irgendwie 15 Grad kalt. Und seitdem ist es auch nicht mehr wärmer geworden. Das war wirklich der letzte Sommerabend.
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Und dann sind die Deutschen losgefahren und haben dann da eben schreckliche Massaker veranstaltet und haben wahnsinnig viele Chinesen, die nichts anderes gemacht haben, als quasi um ihre Freiheit gekämpft haben, gegen die Besatzer abgeschlachtet. Und das hat so ein bisschen, sagen die beiden, den Grundstein gelegt, auch für dieses wahnsinnig brutale Deutschland, was dann das ganze 20.
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Jahrhundert in der Welt dominiert hat. Das ist eine sehr interessante Geschichte und vor allen Dingen eine Geschichte, die dann so ein bisschen Rückschlüsse darauf zulässt, was die Chinesen eigentlich heute über uns denken.
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Dass sie eben nicht nur denken, die Deutschen sind tolle Wirtschaftspartner, sondern dass da eben sehr viel unglaubliche, nicht aufgearbeitete, in Deutschland gar nicht bekannte historische Verletzungen sind. Also wir waren einfach nicht nur im Zweiten Weltkrieg richtige dumme Arschlöcher, nicht nur der erste Weltkrieg.
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Das ging schon ein kleines bisschen länger und wir haben es eben uns nicht nur in Afrika mit Menschen verscherzt, in Deutsch-Südwest, dem heutigen Namibia oder in Ostafrika, sondern auch in China mit einer Macht, die heute eine Weltmacht ist und wo man das überhaupt nicht vergessen hat, was die Deutschen da angerichtet haben.
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Und in Deutschland hat wirklich niemand eine Ahnung davon, was da eigentlich passiert ist und was für Unrecht da geschehen ist im deutschen Namen. Und das fand ich ganz interessant, vor allen Dingen,
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Bevor wir über Elektroautos reden, dann mach ich mal ganz kurz... Oh, jetzt kommt er.
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Der Unterhaltungschef des ZDF hat mich letztens zur Seite genommen und gesagt, Jan, pass mal auf, ich hab jetzt eine Frage an dich.
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Hast du irgendeinen Werbevertrag mit einem Elektrounternehmen, das dich sponsert, weil du immer so positiv über Elektrosachen redest? Und ich so, bist du bescheuert?
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Hab ich dann gesagt und hab mit ihm angestoßen mit meinem Giovanni Zarella Eiskaffee. Ich mach doch kein Product Placement und keine Schleichnummer. Ich bin ganz ehrlich, wie lange kennen wir uns denn? Überzeugter Elektroautomobilist. Ich bin wirklich, I swear to God, auf alles, was ich habe.
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Und so einen harten Bruch habe ich selten erlebt. Nach so einem Sommer und dann Handbremse ran und am nächsten Morgen ging es auf einmal los mit echt unangenehmem Wetter.
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Es ist ein politischer Move, genauso wie man mal sagen muss, dass diese ganze in Anführungszeichen Migrationsdebatte eine reine Scheindebatte ist, ein populistischer Quatsch, um von wahren Problemen abzulenken oder sich nicht damit befassen zu müssen oder ein paar billige Punkte abzugreifen. Ist dieses Ganze, diese ganzen Vorurteile, dieses ganze Gehabe.
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Und ich war auch einer, der Benzin verteidigt hat. Jahrelang habe ich mich da irgendwie um Finger wickeln lassen von der Fossilindustrie. Bis ich irgendwann gecheckt habe, nein, Elektro ist die Zukunft. Leute, je eher ihr umsteigt, desto besser ist es. Ich werde nicht bezahlt von niemandem dafür. Es ist echt rein Überzeugung.
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Hab wieder ein Elektroauto Urlaub gemacht und hab meinen lieben Freund Olli Schulz, ich weiß noch genau, vor dem Urlaub fast so weit gehabt, dass du ein chinesisches Elektroauto dir organisiert hast. Und warum hast du es nicht gemacht?
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Ich fahre seit vielen Jahren ein Elektroauto. Es ist Ich kann die Marke nicht nennen, will die auch gar nicht nennen, ist auch völlig egal, wenn man sich ein bisschen schlau macht und ein paar Elektroautos fährt, die freuen sich eigentlich alle, wenn man mal vorbeikommt und mal Test fährt.
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Es soll demnächst wieder eine Prämie geben, aber auch geil, für Elektroautos bis 90.000 Euro, Alter, da muss dann irgendwie die kleine Angestellte, die steuern quasi... damit der Chef sich irgendwie 90.000 Euro Elektroauto bezahlen kann oder ermäßigt bekommt. Richtig dumme Idee. Es gibt noch keine richtig geilen, günstigen Elektroautos um 20.000 Euro. Aber das ist jetzt wirklich was Neues.
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Es kommen die ersten wirklich guten, gebrauchten Elektroautos auf den Markt. Und lasst euch nicht reinquatschen von wegen, ja, aber der Akku hält. Das ist alles noch völlig in Ordnung. Selbst wenn der Akku irgendwie 10 Kilometer an Leistung verliert. Es ist immer noch geiler, sich ein Gebrauch...
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Nein, hör auf mit dem Scheiß. Wirklich, du musst, das ist wirklich eine Umstellung. Oh, wie humorlos du reagierst und dein geliebtes Elektroauto gibst. Nein, weil ich das seit Jahren mache und es ist wirklich das Allergeilste. Ich hatte wieder einen wunderschönen Urlaub.
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Ich weiß, Olli, du ballerst gerne von Sylt bis nach München durch, schön mit so Streichhölzern in den Augen und sieben Red Bull in der Blutbahn. Aber es ist auch mal gar nicht schlecht, alle 250 Kilometer mal für sieben Minuten sich die Beine zu vertreten. Man kommt entspannter an.
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Es sind mindestens 250 Kilometer. Wenn du so schnell fährst wie ein Fahrrad. Nein.
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So ein bisschen wie ich mit dir bei Metal. Aber lass mich das mal kurz, ich kann dir nur empfehlen, wenn du diese Firma, von der ich ja weiß, welche das ist, wenn du da jetzt keinen Bock drauf hast, ich sag dir jetzt gleich im Anschluss an diesen Podcast, zwei neue Modelle.
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Was machen wir mit der Sendung eigentlich? Wir haben das ja aufgezeichnet. Was machen wir denn mit der Sendung? Weil ich finde es ehrlich gesagt so ein bisschen blöd, die jetzt so zu verfeuern. Und heute das zu senden, ist ja auch Quatsch. Lass uns eine normale Sendung heute machen.
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Ich mach nächste Woche, hab ich mit meinem lieben Kollegen Ralf Kabelka, wir haben uns verabredet zu einer Probefahrt, wir machen eine Probefahrt. Ich will mir kein neues Auto kaufen, aber ich bin interessiert an Elektromobilität. Ich interessiere mich daran, was es für Fortschritte gibt, was es für neue Technik gibt. Und es ist ein neues Auto rausgekommen, das interessiert mich sehr.
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Wir fahren durch die Gegend, wir gucken uns das gemeinsam an. Dann nehmt euch auf alle Fälle beide noch einen neuen Voltblock mit in die Hosentasche. Falls es nicht weitergeht. Man hat immer so kleine Solarpanels und eine Kurbel mit dabei.
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Das kann man ja bei Elektroautos, das wissen ja alle, kann man vorne eine Kurbel reinstecken und per Handbetrieb, dann fahren die immer, muss ein bisschen kurbeln und dann fahren die noch 100 Kilometer weiter. Das weiß ja jeder. Leute, lasst euch nicht von den Vorurteilen, macht Testfahrten, wenn ihr euch irgendwie interessiert, interessiert euch auch für gebrauchte elektrische Autos.
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Ich kann nur sehr einen Podcast empfehlen, den ich schon, den ich immer gucke und immer, jetzt sogar hatte einen eigenen YouTube-Kanal sowieso, einen eigenen Podcast auch, Elektro-Bice. Tarek! Liebe Grüße. Warum Tarek heute nicht? Tarek ist ein Kölner Straßenbahnfahrer. Ich war bei dem schon zu Gast.
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Der doppelte Tarek. Meiner heißt aber Tarek. Was heißt meiner? Tarek, Tarek, Tarek, nicht Tarek.
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Nicht gesponsert, kein Product Placement, keine Schleichwerbung. Aber wenn Sie Vorsitzende eines Elektromobilitätskonzerns sind, können Sie natürlich in dieser Sendung gerne Werbung schalten. Be much appreciated. Und wirklich, wie der Unterhaltungschef, Oliver Heidemann, sagte, Jan, sag mal, hast du jetzt mal ganz unter uns... Vor allem, ich kenne den Saal.
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Und das bewahren wir auf, falls wir irgendwie, keine Ahnung, irgendwie zusammengerollt in unserem Schreibtisch liegen, weil wir uns irgendwie zerstritten haben oder einer von uns nicht kann oder sowas. Dann streuen wir das dann aus.
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Ja, aber ganz ehrlich, ich finde, es ist so dumm, sich überhaupt ein Benzinauto zu kaufen. Es ist so wahnsinnig dumm. Es ist so dumm. Das macht es nicht, macht es nicht. Und auch Volkswagen, die Aktien, jetzt werden irgendwie Tarifverträge aufgelöst, die Beschäftigten werden entlassen. Wer hätte gedacht, dass das passiert? Huch, keine geilen Elektroautos, keine günstigen Elektroautos.
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Volkswagen ist ein Volkswagen. Wo ist denn der 20.000 Euro Elektropolo? Wo ist der denn?
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Ich guck mal schnell, wie viele Milliardäre es in Deutschland gibt. Weil ich google mal.
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Red mal ruhig weiter, ich werde hier googeln, der Chef noch selber.
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Wollen wir jetzt hier die Klassenfrage in diesem Mainstream-Podcast stellen?
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Ich hab einfach keinen Bock, Dieter Schwarz, den reichsten Deutschen anzubetteln, damit unsere Schulen ein bisschen... Das muss der Staat organisieren, durch eine vernünftige Besteuerung derjenigen, die ganz viel haben.
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Und dieser Triple-Down-Effekt, dass das Geld, wenn es erstmal oben bei einigen wenigen hängt, dann einfach über so eine imaginäre Leiter nach unten tropft und alle was davon abbekommen, man muss halt nur den Mund aufmachen, aha, funktioniert offenbar nicht. Ich hab jetzt hier die Zahl... Ich habe die Zahlen rausgesucht. Es sind 169 Milliardäre in Indien.
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Und damit ist Indien bei der Zahl der Milliardäre auf Platz 3. Auf Platz 4 folgt direkt Deutschland mit 126 Milliardären. Wirklich? Der reichste Deutsche ist Dieter Schwarz. Und besitzt 42,9 Milliarden US-Dollar. Und vor Indien ist nur die Volksrepublik China auf Platz 2 mit 495 Milliardären. Der reichste Chinese ist Song Shanzhan, 68 Milliarden.
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Man muss dabei gewesen sein. Wir haben extra vorher gesagt, wir machen jetzt Sachen, die wir nur deswegen erzählen, weil wir wissen, es wird erstmal nicht ausgestrahlt oder wir wissen noch nicht genau, wann es ausgestrahlt wird oder wir können es hinterher rausschneiden. Aber die 5000 Leute, die da waren, haben glaube ich viele spannende...
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Und der reichste Amerikaner, es gibt 735 amerikanische Milliardäre. Der reichste ist Elon Musk mit 180 Milliarden. 735 Milliardäre. In den USA. Insgesamt weiß ich gar nicht, wie viel es gibt. Es gibt in Asien 1062, Nordamerika 817, Europa 620, Südamerika 72, Australien, Ozeanien 50, Afrika 19 Milliardäre.
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Alleine zu verlangen, dass sie es spenden müssen, es müsste einfach eine Struktur geben, die dafür sorgt, dass es gar nicht so viele Milliardäre gibt. Reicht nicht, Millionär zu sein? Ist das nicht völlig ausreichend? Was denn noch?
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Also 100 Millionen. Da hat man mehr Geld, als man sein Leben lang ausgeben kann. Ist auch eine schöne Runde Summe, da lohnt es sich hinzu. Aber 100 Millionen, wenn das im Euro-Jackpot ist, mache ich jedes Mal mit, weil ich denke, das wär's. Aber darüber hinaus, du fängst an, die Gesellschaft beeinflussen zu wollen und bringst Dinge ins Ungleichgewicht. Du kaufst Sachen auf ...
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Du fängst an, Sachen zu manipulieren auf Kosten von Menschen, die eben nichts haben. Braucht man Milliardäre? Braucht man wirklich Milliardäre?
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Ich weiß nicht, ob du glücklich bist, du hast auch keine Geldsorgen mehr, aber man hat auch keine Geldsorgen mehr mit viel, viel weniger Geld. Also ich würde sagen, 120.000 Euro im Jahr, wenn du 120.000 Euro im Jahr verdienst, das ist doch, also was willst du denn, was willst du denn dann noch? Das ist so unglaublich viel Geld, was willst du denn dann noch?
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Ich habe den Friedhof der Kuscheltiere und es geguckt, aber gelesen. Habe ich vielleicht ein, zweimal versucht, so als Jugendlicher, aber es war mir dann mal zu gruselig.
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Hintergrundinformationen mitgenommen und haben auch mitbekommen, wie der Podcast eigentlich ist, bevor dann die harte Schere angesetzt wird. Weil normalerweise sprechen wir sehr offen, sehr frei hier. Und dann kommt Spotify und kürzt alles raus. Nicht wegen Spotify, sondern damit Apple und Deezer und Podimo, damit die nicht überfordert werden. Hast du das gesehen?
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Ich würde eine übergeordnete Frage in den Raum stellen. Ist es überhaupt eine gute Idee, den Nachgeborenen Dinge so mitzugeben, die man selber gut gefunden hat?
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Und ich würde, wo wir gerade über Ghostbusters gesprochen haben, weil ich bin irgendwie in so ein kleines Rabbit Hole reingefallen, weil ich mich dafür interessiert habe, was eigentlich Rick Moranis macht. Ein berühmtes, ich glaube, kurzzeitiges SNL-Mitglied hat auch bei Ghostbusters mitgespielt. Ein ganz berühmter Schauspieler der späten 80er-Früh.
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Unter anderem, oder Little Shop of Horrors und viel, also wirklich... Ich kenn die Geschichte. Privates Umfeld bei ihm. Genau, aber er hat vor allen Dingen auch Musik gemacht. Und ich würde gerne zwei Songs auf die Fidi und Bumsi-List... Es sind nicht die allertollsten Songs, muss ich sagen, es ist aber interessant, sich das mal anzuhören.
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Rick Moran ist der berühmte Schauspieler, der berühmte, in den 90er, 80er Jahren berühmte Schauspieler, mit zwei Songs und einmal Suddenly Seymour, das ist sein bekanntester oder zumindest bei Spotify am meisten gehörter Titel.
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Hast du gesehen, dass ich das erste Mal seit Jahren, die wieder irgendwelche Chart-Sachen geschickt habe?
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Ja, hab ich eben gesagt. Und Skid Row Downtown von Rick Moran ist einfach mal auf die Fili und Bumsi-Playlist, weil ich bei Ghostbusters gerade drauf kam und ich den so vergessen habe und auch bei Bill Murray immer denke, ein bisschen unangenehm und irgendwie ein bisschen creepy und es gibt ja auch so ein paar creepy, aktuelle creepy Set-Geschichten von ihm. Von Bill Murray? Ja,
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Ja, und er hat es irgendwann nicht mehr ausgehalten, dass Leute für ihn Texte geschrieben haben. Und er hat gesagt, er käme aus der Comedy und er würde einfach gerne selber was sagen, selber seine Texte schreiben. Und wenn das dann eben ein kleineres Publikum nur erreicht, dann ist das so. Auch dafür kann man nur den Hut ziehen. Also diese beiden Songs sind auf der Liste.
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Ich würde sagen, wir haben uns eher zurückentwickelt. Weiterentwickelt ist gar nicht ein Verb, was ich da überhaupt benutzen würde. Liebe Grüße, ihr kleinen WichserInnen. Schön, dass ihr wieder da seid, ihr untreuen Seelen. Wir haben versucht, euch zu Spotify rüberzulocken. Da haben wir gemerkt, einige von euch wollen nicht. Na gut, dann kommen wir halt wieder.
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Jetzt sind wir wieder bundesweit zu hören. Finde ich eigentlich einen ganz schönen Ausdruck, bundesweit. Aber lass uns das jetzt mal nicht überstrapazieren.
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Alle in Sacken, Knüppel drauf, trifft er mal den richtigen, sag ich dir ganz ehrlich. Alle in Sack rein, Knüppel drauf, trifft er mal den richtigen.
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Aber wir könnten vielleicht so ein paar Inspirationen in die Unterhaltungsindustrie nach draußen geben. Ich würde mir wünschen, dass Florian Schröder undercover sich bei der Familie Mockridge einschleust als 18. Bruder und beim 10. Weihnachtsfest kommt es erst raus. Sag mal, wer bist du eigentlich? Ja, ich bin... Flo J. Mockridge.
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Aber wir haben ja gar keinen Flo J. Und dann gucken sie sich die beiden Eltern an und denken, fuck, jetzt haben wir jahrelang daneben gezählt. Und dann kommt die große Enthüllungsreportage, so geht es hinter den Kulissen der Mockridges ab von Florian Schröder. Das würde ich mir wünschen.
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Sehr auffällig als unangenehmes Arschloch verkleidet. Und dann ist er aufgeflogen.
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Hast du das Duell gesehen von Trump gegen Kamala Harris? Nur die Ausschnitte habe ich gesehen.
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Und das Spannende fand ich, dass sie das wirklich geschafft hat, das allein mit, ich würde sagen, Mimik und Gestik hinzubekommen. Weil den Typen kannst du ja argumentativ oder wie willst du dem irgendwie begegnen? Der erzählt ja wirklich absoluten Wahnsinn und auch immer in Dauerschleife. Und sie hat sich einfach daneben gestellt, die Augenbrauen hochgezogen und gegrinst.
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Ja, wirklich, aber es war total wirksam, weil das, anders als bei dem Duell mit Hillary Clinton, das weiß ich noch, ich war vor Ort in Las Vegas, als die beiden gegeneinander angetreten sind, 2016, und hab mir hinterher gedacht, dass sie die ganze Zeit Angst hatte vor Donald Trump, aber diese Angst ist bei Kamala Harris einfach gewichen und es ist ja wirklich mimisch und gestisch...
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gewonnen allein dadurch, dass er einfach allen Leuten gezeigt hat, was für ein Trottel das ist. Er hätte sagen können, was er wollte, sind vernünftige Sachen. Gegen so eine Mimik und so eine Gestik hast du es echt schwer und das war echt clever. Und ich fand das ganz interessant. Ich hab's irgendwie ein Dreiviertel zu Ende geguckt und bin dann irgendwie auch
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Dann vom Stepper gefallen, weil ich keinen Bock mehr hatte.
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Nee, ich hab mir aufgezeichnet mit Satu. Ich hab festgestellt, dass ich seit sieben Jahren die Fähigkeiten habe, bei Satu Sachen aufzuzeichnen. Und dass auch seit sieben Jahren eine Daueraufnahme läuft. Und zwar hab ich immer das Heute-Journal aufgenommen. Seit sieben Jahren. Musste erst mal so 100 Sachen löschen, um nachts dann das Duell aufzunehmen.
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Und da war ich ganz froh, weil ich dachte erst, jetzt kommt der ARD-Simultandolmetscher. Weil die ARD hat's nachts übertragen, das fand ich ziemlich geil. Und dann kommt da wieder, ist jetzt irgendwie einer mit einem badischen Dialekt, der das auf Englisch übersetzt. Nein, man konnte die Audiospur ausstellen.
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Trotzdem habe ich, als wir letzte Woche erzählt haben, so aus Gag natürlich, dass Fest und Flauschig jetzt auch in der ARD-Mediathek stattfindet, in der ARD-Audiothek, gab es sehr viele entrüstete Nachrichten von Leuten, die das gesucht haben in der ARD-Audiothek und nicht gefunden haben.
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Und auch sehr viele verwirrte Mitarbeiterinnen und Mitarbeiter aus verschiedenen Digitalredaktionen der neuen angeschlossenen Rundfunkanstalten, Die auch nicht wissen, wie sie das jetzt machen sollen, dass fest und flauschig in die ARD-Audiothek kommt. Versucht's weiter, Leute. The Struggle is real. Aber ihr schafft es bestimmt. Eines Tages sind wir auch in der ARD-Audiothek. Wir geben uns Mühe.
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An uns soll's nicht liegen. Die ARD ist da immer noch. Wenn das eines Tages klappt, dann hat die ARD wirklich keine Zukunftssorgen mehr. Wenn fest und flauschig in der ARD-Audiothek läuft, das wär voll mies.
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Ich glaube, das dürfte ich auch gar nicht. Ich dürfte das, glaube ich, gar nicht, weil ich habe mehrere ineinander verschachtelte Exklusivverträge. Und ich darf, glaube ich, den oberen Teil meines Körpers nicht in anderen Medien schaustellen, außer im ZDF. Im unteren Bereich gehört weiterhin der Sexmesse Venus. Und die Stimme ist bei... Da kommen doch wirklich Husten raus bei dir.
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Ja, Mykoplasmen. Mir haben viele Leute geschrieben, Mykoplasmen sind unterwegs. Und ich habe mir vorgenommen, weil mein nervöser Husten ist immer noch nicht. Was sind das genau, Mykoplasmen? Das sind hüllenlose oder zellwandlose Bakterien, die sich in den Schleimhäuten festsetzen. Es gibt die für den Lungenbereich, es gibt die aus dem Genitalbereich.
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Und die sind so verantwortlich für so unangenehme Kretzeleien und Husten. Das kann sogar zu Lungenentzündungen führen. Und ich glaube, ich lasse mich gleich mal beim Hausarzt. Ich will mich gleich noch mal hin zum Hausarzt. Bevor die Woche wieder losgeht. Lass mich mal überprüfen auf Mykoplasmen, weil es könnte bei mir auch was sein. Und es könnte vielleicht auch für dich relevant sein.
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Corona ist es nicht. Ich hab schon tausend Tests gemacht. Wobei, laufen die eigentlich ab?
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It was, I think, but in the Corona time, I often had a beer.
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In the Corona time was the last time I drank whiskey cola during the show. You don't do it anymore, do you? I don't do it anymore, strangely enough. And now it's coming. Jan, I want to talk to you about something. A topic that will make me very unpopular, but I'll tell you what it is. It's a theory, we've definitely set it up. I still believe it.
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People who do a lot of sports are not as intellectually talented and as exciting as people who do little sports. I know you're saying that. Because I'm a sportsman. Du bist überhaupt kein Sportler. Aber ganz viele Leute, die ich kenne, die total derbe Sport machen, die man sich auch so anguckt. Ja Jan, aber okay, der ist ein Laufband, ich seh's gerade.
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Yeah, shit. You see, and that's what it is. And now pay attention, very briefly, before everyone gets the same short breath again, who does a lot of sports. It doesn't mean that people who do sports are stupid.
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They only have less time for things like turning around, thinking, following absurd thoughts, because they are always there to do some exercises or are already in the head for the next training. Often there are also people who want to compensate with an addiction or something like that.
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And then turn it completely off, do your own blogs, do your own sports stuff, do your own reels, do your own channels and then have a real dirty buddy and so on. And accordingly also have many opportunities to have sex. This morning I have this rapper, I like the rapper Disaster so much, but I think I really like him. Politically, we have already talked about it.
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Cool guy, but he does a lot of sports. And today he posted something. I happened to be on his side. And in the first row, that's not sexist at all, there are only girls who adore him because he looks good and because he's so sporty. People who do sports, they have a sexual aura. Exactly like Semino Rossi too. But I don't think Semino Rossi is a classic athlete. No, he just fucks a lot.
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And that's also a sport. But there are also people who just do a lot of sports and just look like they do. And that again, then you're always busy with it. Look here, I still have to get my arm up, I still have to do this. Oh, tomorrow I still have a date with her, she wrote me down, she's sweet, she likes me and so on. And this whole life is a life that we non-athletes are envious of.
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I can't imagine when I see you walking like that, with your whole walk and this butt that looks out so far out in the meantime. I think you just ride a lot of moped. Electromoped. Seriously. You have a moped body. Because the ass is so far out in the back, because of this posture that you make. You see, I don't believe you at all.
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Very simple. And you also have small, strong legs. Long, strong legs. You don't want to tell me here in the podcast that you sometimes, when you have depressive moods or in general... No, outside, I like to go on the treadmill. I don't feel like running around outside.
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I can understand that. But I'm also talking about Contra K, for example. I follow him too. He's every morning at 8 o'clock.
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I just want to say, they're so busy with it that I don't believe that I... I like them both. I think they... But that I could talk to the two of them all evening about good indie rock and the political attitude of Ton, Steine, Scherben in the 70s, although they must also be interested and something else, because they had too little time.
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Listen to me, they had too little time in the evening to sit in front of the record collection with a little spliff and work really deep into the material, because at some point the punk came to them. I have to laugh myself at what I'm talking about.
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I start with sports, then you buy these little socks, then you buy these sneakers, then you have this look that you wear a higher pair of jogging pants and have tattoos on your ankle at the bottom, so that it looks cool. Like Bones. Bones to MC, for example. I have a rapper, he looks like he doesn't do any sport. He's really aged in the last five years.
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But he doesn't do sports, because he's a smart guy. He's smart by nature, he's a good businessman, but he also has no idea about the political attitude of the Stooges or Ramones, because they have little political attitude, especially punk bands. But you know what I mean? I know the theory is not quite worked out.
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Or work through Dostoyevsky in a book. I think... How many Dostoyevsky books did Disaster love? And yet his reputation is much higher than we both, because he's a young, awesome rapper with a political attitude, but he's always pumping. And that's why he has the best of both worlds. He's a womanizer, but also a political attitude guy. And I just want to say that I...
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I have to thank you. I have at least 35 different Kackmann answers. So my mailbox is really full. There you can see that our community is still not asleep. Is ready for a small creative hack, which you throw in, to then make something out of it. Here is the big podcast family, Jan. I think that's really nice. We won't be able to play them all today.
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No, the intellectual one with such an underbelly type who doesn't have any sex anymore, but who only talks a little bit about it. And then in the evening, instead of thinking, what should I do now, sit-ups or start moving on a stepper, I just do the following. Look what I bought myself. What is that?
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You can't even see it here, right? It's a box sack that I have standing here. Do you see it?
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Because, to be honest... This whole sports shit can push you all to your asses. You need a boxing bag and if you're an acro, then box against it a few times. It's just like a two-hour workout. You know what? I have the feeling you're the upper body type of us two.
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Ich glaub, der Disaster wird's jetzt nicht so gut finden, wenn wir ihn jetzt mit Kontra K. und Bones MC in eine Ecke stellen.
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Ja, der sieht aus... Was ist denn mit... I'm not actually talking about rappers who do sports. Actually, I started the topic wrong. I'm talking about athletes, for example. How many athletes would you like to have? Mats Hummels is a guy you can hang out with, I think. Also discuss other things beyond sports, because he's an interesting guy.
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He also hangs out a lot with TikTokers and with YouTubers and stuff. He also has a bit of an idea of that. But apart from, let's say, shooting from the hip, one athlete from whom you think, I would like to do a longer podcast series with him over the next few weeks, because I think he has a lot to say intellectually. Look, I can already see how fast your brain rattles, you can't think of anything.
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But I think after the winter break there will be one or the other Kackmann song again. I think... It also has something metaphorical, because everyone has to go shit. One version, it really sounds like that, at some point we all go to the dogs, everyone has to go shit. And it really got a depth, what the people got out of it. I'm pulling my hat in front of our community.
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And you know what's also good about sports? That you stop. You've spent your whole life with you, with your voice and with yourself in your head. You have to confront yourself every day. And if you don't do sports, then you're thinking all the time. Then you think things, then you talk things out. You can end up in such a negative mindset and not get out of it for weeks.
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If you do sports, you might stop for a while, at least in sports. To think of yourself. But you do that when you don't do sports. You think, I have to do sports again tomorrow. I still have to buy these nutritional supplements. I still need a long sleeve and I still have to call my coach. You have all these things in your head all the time. We have already talked about this.
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In every class there is a girl who already does performance sports in the 9th grade and comes to school so taped because the parents say, yes, tomorrow is here again somehow light athletics meeting and so on, which always has exceptions and so on.
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And these are often beautiful people, but also boring people, who all date and fuck in the same circle, where they do sports and then have the same thing of life. There are the apartments too, there is not even a cable around the table.
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And do you know what else stands out? When you have to talk to athletes through a talk show or somewhere or before a show and then it's always about the athlete because he's not interested in you, he's not interested in your shitstorm or anything else, but he's interested in you. Yes, I just had barbell problems, tomorrow I'll go to that, I'll fly to that trainer. But imagine, we with our...
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Okay, sorry, but I couldn't leave him lying now. Okay. Sorry, I laugh. Jan doesn't laugh, I laugh. I'm the political idiot. Jan doesn't laugh, I laugh. It was a bad joke.
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But even athletes are unconcentrated, which you don't know anymore because you were too young. 1988, I think, Los Angeles, Olympics, ten-fight, Daley Thompson against Jürgen Hingsen. Daley Thompson, the American or Englishman who was considered a favorite, just like Jürgen Hingsen. And then comes the 100-meter sprint and Jürgen Hingsen shits his pants by starting three times too early.
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He kicked himself out of the whole competition because he was just not sovereign enough. He trained on it for four years. And then he makes a three-time wrong start and was the absolute sports idiot in Germany for a year. Everyone made fun of him. Only Jürgen Hingsen of course not. At some point he changed his last name to Jürgen Hax and made fun of people and somehow raised money.
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No, I'm kidding. Jürgen Hingsen was just this guy who simply considered himself the great icon in German boxing and then simply failed against Daley Thompson three times. And to this day no one knows why. And I have the theory that he knew that he would not win against Daley Thompson and disqualified himself. But these are theories, these are things that are so old.
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The thing is really a riddle. I bought myself a thing, a starry sky that you can project onto the wall. It's been standing on my commode for ages and it just turns on and off every now and then without me doing anything. And this morning I came in here into the room and all of a sudden it lights up. And I thought, that's pretty nice, I'll leave it like that.
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Is there maybe something in there? Maybe occult rituals or something? No, it's all taken away.
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I don't understand it. But you know what? It's a film that you should watch in the evening or on a Sunday afternoon. Today is Sunday. If you are through with this podcast today, then put your feet up, put on nice thick socks, maybe somehow put on a little shirt, darken up a bit in the room and watch the Halo Spencer film with your loved ones. I can only say, Jan, you know, I'm nobody...
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who just rolls around with compliments, but this has really become a sweet film. Take a look at it.
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Yesterday there were two or three parties. We were invited. We were both invited by Daniel. I couldn't because I was still pretty sick and dragged myself to Studio Bomens yesterday. I was there yesterday. Crazy. I wasn't there forever. So I was only there once. Is that the big Christmas party where you can always sit next to your favorite star?
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Yesterday was my management's Christmas party, the day before yesterday was the Spotify thing, and then there was also from Florida TV, from the big production, from where Joko and Klaas produce all their shows, Thomas Schmidt, and so on, they all celebrated.
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And yesterday at Studio Bummens, they're all sitting there on one site, I got there, saw a big call, a lot of people, I became, for a nice podcast, I won't say it in this episode yet, so that I can do advertising, which you also like to hear very much. I read something for this podcast and then met Klaas for the first time on the parking lot.
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And then the guy tells me, there's a lot going on here today, Stucki is coming soon, then there's Micky Beisenherz here. And then I said, let's go to the studio quickly. I like Micky Beisenherz, I like them all. But then I think, it's overpowering me now, with every small talk. I haven't seen Joko in a long time either.
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Then I quickly go over to the parking lot and hear from behind, Olli, call and turn around, it's Klaas who sees me. And Klaas says, he's only seen it on my posture that I was in a private situation and wanted to disappear. Because he already laughed so much. And then we hugged for a short time, then the door opens from the studio. We come across in a turtleneck sweater, Mickey Bison.
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Mickey Bison always looks like a H&M model, as if he's wearing H&M. He's huge, 2.40 meters. He had his legs extended together with this model from Germany's Next Topmodel. And then he has long legs, this horror movie that's running right now, where he plays along. But then I still greeted him, I was also happy to see him. Brought two, three little speeches. Go up the stairs.
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Who's standing there somehow? Martin Suter. Joko Winterscheidt. Joko Winterscheidt. And they were all there. I saw them all yesterday within a few seconds. But I also thought they were all so busy. Everyone turns around a bit here. We don't have time for privacy.
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I don't know. It was like a fever dream. I met everyone within a short time. Then Stuckert Barren was supposed to come, because I think he had the look back of the year yesterday. Everything is produced at Studio Bummens, except for our show, I think, in the meantime. And then I read what I was supposed to read, and I got lost again.
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That can really be possible. I woke up very horrifically today, it's not funny, I dreamed something really crazy. And that is, we are at the Christmas circus, because I thought about the Christmas circus yesterday, who comes, guests organize here, I do it all in the background, I'll tell you that in a very short time.
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But I missed the great party yesterday, you really have to say that.
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Could it be related to history? Not history out of history? Yes, maybe.
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But he had never, he was never near a bottle of shampoos. No, never.
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The fascist has lost and this stupid little... This Fascho just said shit, because it's apparently true what happened there. Whether it's 50 bottles now, 51, is completely irrelevant. In any case, the Fascho tried to play himself in the foreground and position himself as a great player by just starting a little shampoosauce. That's just a fact now, we can say that again here, right?
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In the end, I'm the guy who invites the guests, takes care of the process a bit, and then in the end is fucked up what kind of guests they were and what kind of process.
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Of the big industrialists. I don't know exactly who that is. Imagine you're a big industrialist and somehow made money. You have to have a bit of experience, you're also a certain age and then you decide to support a Nazi party. So to be honest, what is there also, so I also read that quite honestly. I once saw an Eugen Block information thing here, Blockhaus Block, right?
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And he said in the interview, yes, I hope that the AfD will come forward and that somehow we have talked about it here. I thought really, so then I think too, you're from Hamburg, you're halfway human. You didn't come from the smallest popel city. You see how the developments are, you see how society works.
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You see that in your fucking steakhouse not only Germans go in, but also people with a migration background and stuff. And then you decide through the AfD, to be honest, how senile do you have to be there?
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As the Germans in 3 and 44 have already started to say, I didn't know anything about all this. And it's the same with you, with the podcast. Because you always say, what did Olli do? I didn't know anything about all this. It's a bit like that. Jan, it's the last episode before the winter break and before our big Christmas gala the next week. Well, that's not quite right.
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And Günter Netschak could already do that. That's why, if Günter Netzer has ever done something against an anti-party, that would mean something.
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The Oktoberfest? I've never been to the Oktoberfest, of course. You've never been to the Oktoberfest? I was actually there in the 90s. And that was already extremely exhausting. And I was a normal guest there. I've never been to the Oktoberfest. And I actually think that there are the big five things that you can't explain to your fans why you're doing it. Oktoberfest is a bit of a part of it.
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Second followed immediately, Heidi Klum Halloween Party. How do you want to explain that to people out there? Jan, I would like to put a little music on the list and then I would like to make myself a coffee for a very short time. I would also like to. But an Italian coffee machine. What do you have for one? A Tassimo? Or is it? I have a very old Dilonghi or whatever it's called.
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Actually, there are eternals. Aha, aha. I'll put three songs on the list. Last time this year, I'll try to entertain you with beautiful music and give you the opportunity to listen to three good songs after this show. The Hamburg band, one of the best Hamburg bands that ever existed, Herrenmagazin, released a new single. The song is called Fragment, totally good.
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I know the drummer of Herrenmagazin. I'm a bit of a friend with him. He doesn't let you get too close to him, but he's already played me one song before, and it's also great. I think the first record is 8 or 10 years old, by Herrenmagazin. It will be released at the Grand Hotel in Clèves, I think, next year. And the first song is very promising. A fragment by Herrenmagazin.
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You have to listen to it. Also listen to the old songs by Herrenmagazin and look forward to the new record. As a second, an artist, I think from Austria, I'm not quite sure, I just read in preparation for this show. Now I'm standing here again like a boomer victim. I don't know if she's called Dimarcha or Daimarcha. D-I-E-M-A-R-C-H-A. Right, boomer announcement here. Daimarcha or Dimarcha.
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Dimarcha! Sounds better, but probably it's called Die Matcha. It's a wordplay. I thought, no, I'm not talking about the song, but U6, that's their new single. A fan wrote to me about her. She's already had over a thousand Spotify listeners. But the guy seems to be a real fan. He wrote so passionately about her. Die Matcha here, you already have really good fans.
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People who write long emails about why you make good music. I'm not going to read all of that now, but listen to the song. U6 by Dimash or Dimash. And then I'll put another song on the Fidi and Bumzi list, which I just remembered, which I had already written down. But wait a minute. Party Dozen was a pre-program at Amy and the Sniffers. They make music with saxophones. Did someone tell me?
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Coop de Grey, Coop de Gronk. No idea if it's about Gronk, the YouTuber. Probably, probably. Party Dozen with Coop de Gronk, a saxophonist and drummer, saw a lot of live shows and wrote to me, you have to check it out, awesome band, instrumental music, I think, like what I've heard so far. Coop de Gronk by Party Dozen, Herrenmagazin Fragment and Die Marcha with U6.
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It's not the last episode. Yes, there's probably going to be a best-of again.
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Those are the three songs that I want to give you today again at the end of the year.
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I think the album is called Golden Years. They already released a single, but that in the later course of the show. We're going to take a short break now. You can either listen to this music now or do it at the end of this podcast, which is still going on. I'm going to make a coffee now. And Janni, what are you going to do now?
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And you know what I did? I watched movies without end. I have so many movies, how long not? And I would like to watch the movies, because there are also topics where I think, too bad, I can't talk to Jan about it. But then I had to go through five movies that Olli Schulz watched in a short interview, right at Fest und Flauschig. So stay tuned. See you soon.
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We all understand exactly what Arafat Abou-Chaker is telling us. It's Feste und Flauschig, it's the big time. And Böhmermann, Böhmermann, he reports about it. We also report about it, what has been reported. Was it the big scandal of Feste und Flauschig in 2024? I would say it's one of the exciting ones.
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That's also really good that you really took the listener into your own hands. To call the witness again to talk to him. Self and he explained everything again.
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And the court says... For that you only need to see one video of him, which is often shown on TikTok or somewhere, where he sticks with some young people and tries to beat them up and tell them how cool it is to be German. It's just such an unpleasant person.
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No, oh my god, dude, it was some kind of corinthian shit, right? It was just about the number of fascists.
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Let's do PR for him. Who is also doing a lot of PR right now, to get to the next topic, is Angela Merkel, who is now at Hotel Matze. I just saw it in the break and there was probably an intensive interview. 90 minutes. Have you already seen it? I'll take a look at it today. Yes, I thought about it.
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Exactly. And you have to talk about your shadows. Don't be so cynical. I think Bild does so much good for children. And really every year. We shouldn't be cynical about that.
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We do it every week. Besides, I'm really too idle then. I think if it's a program now, every week someone who tells his darkest phases and everyone has their story and everyone has to tell their story. We live in a world where everyone likes to be told their story. Because he's such an anti-thing and just wants my story not to be heard. And also sent between all these other stories that are told.
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Every week it's either a doped cyclist or someone who has his alcoholism or here. And it's all stories. And it definitely makes other people proud when other people write about it. But often the other people are just cool enough to tell their story to somehow...
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That's why he rarely goes into the pedestrian zone, right?
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Now there's going to be a show about a bully or something like that, I think. Which is now also broadcast on terrorist television.
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Exactly, and while we're at it, I wanted to ask you something. We're not even talking about Christmas, we're doing our own thing here.
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Not yet, because I don't have the feeling right now that I want to see it. I'll watch it in peace at some point. A lot of people have written to me that it's good. Of course it's good.
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No, but he speaks such excellent foreign languages and sometimes even Dutch, sometimes even fake Dutch, I don't know. But I've heard that he lived there.
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Me too. That's also one of the things that usually excites me when I go out to eat, when you want to order something again at some point, or the bill or something, and there's just one waiter for the whole store, because you just have to save everything, and you sit there. That's the moment when I become the German neck, who starts to be dissatisfied because he didn't take it fast.
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That's also a thing, I want to be served very quickly, I want it to stop and that I... I'm more relaxed, but when I'm done with food, everything is empty, I want to get out of the store right away and I want to get the attention of the waitress or waitress for another 20 minutes to be calculated.
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Yes, I will look at the docu, I will look at the docu, I am, if you had to stick to it now or would want to, who was the biggest in German television for me, who had the most impact on me, then it was really in my youth, Harpe Kerkeling. Even before all the others, before Stefan Raab, who also came later, or also Harald Schmidt, who I thought was great with Feuerstein at the beginning.
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I'm not a huge fan of this Sat.1 anymore, even when he was so big. I always had a problem with cynical things in the long run. I have to say that the guy, Harpe Kerkeling, was the best comedian and the best entertainer I saw on German television at the time. And also for me, who is still the biggest. It was in the NDR back then, he was just 35 years old, I remember that.
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And there was a show called That Was My Life Until Now. And there was already such a best-of made and he was invited. I recorded that on VHS back then. I think I was 9 years or 10 years younger than him. And that was on TV. I recorded it. And he was not even 30 yet. Maybe he was 30. And back then he already had such a blatant life. Because you always forget how early he started. He was 18.
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His very first TV show. With Honey Line. He started so early. And when you get the story about his mother and the tragic death. And understand the guy. That he didn't have to lose anything. After the early fates of his life.
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and also came into television with such freedom and needlessness and mixed everything up and, I think, was never evil, never let himself down by people or put anything over it, that was just a really good man. Maybe the best German television, most handsome guy for me. Followed by you, Jan.
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But nothing new. Everything he does with dialects, with making up, that's all great.
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So cool stuff, we could talk about it forever, look at the documentary, look at the old Habe Kerkeling stuff, also totally normal, still, no pardon Club Las Piranhas, once a year, with my family, and now comes my access question, I wanted to ask you, we haven't really talked about Christmas yet, which one for you, Jan Böhmermann, is the ultimate Christmas movie to watch for Christmas?
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I would too. That's really important, especially if you've already seen the film, then you know what it's about, then you can really touch on English. Yes. Yes, start watching it. It is in all cases like this, for me it is, but in my case, Die Slowly, I think, is a Christmas movie that I always like to watch. Ah.
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Which is due to the fact that it plays so far into this Christmas party, in this Yokomichi high house or whatever it's called, and then these criminals come. Played the very first role of Hans Gruber, he was called in the film, the actor from whom I am often told that I have a similarity with him.
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Alan Rickman, who in turn in a second big classic, which is watched by many people in my family environment, actually plays Love, where also Heike Mackertsch plays. I've never seen him. I think he's called Love Actually. Love Actually also applies to many people as the Christmas movie.
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I know that he is good, but if you really, with the whole family, I say, if the children are at a certain age, if they are 15, 16 at some point, you watch once Lawrence of Arabia with your family. In my opinion, this is really one of the craziest movies. I haven't seen it in a long time because it is considered as an old costume gift with Peter O'Toole. One of the biggest movies I've ever seen.
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Do you like to watch the restored version of Lawrence of Arabia? This is for me still before the Muppets conquer Manhattan and the Muppets Christmas story.
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What's crazy is that Jim Henson died shortly before the shooting. That's why certain roles, which are talked about by Jim Henson in the original, I think Gonzo or something, they don't say anything in the film. They don't say anything because you... And I think the film also starts with this, in loving memory to Jim Henson, What still moves you incredibly is that he died so short-term.
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You say lung inflammation, there are different rumors, it doesn't matter to me why he died. But there is this photo of Kermit, who then somehow holds his hand on the picture of Jim Henson. I get it every time. And it's a shitty doll. And it's also just one type of many. But it touches me every time, because he created a world that is so...
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It's just hard to understand what he did out of dolls, out of figures and what kind of impact that still had.
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Except from Coke Taxi Berlin, they donated a thousand last year.
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When the arm goes into the doll, I say, and they suddenly start to speak the voice, I also had that with Martin Reine. Martin Reine, you did that at Sesamstrasse. At Sesamstrasse, when Martin came, who was also a He's a nice guy, but we didn't talk much. But when he was in the role of the doll, not in Groby, but in Elmo. Then I only talked to Elmo.
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Although I know he knits one meter under the doll. But it was much more interesting and more important to me to talk to Elmo than to Martin. Although we didn't know each other. But it's easier. Then I talked to the doll. And I didn't have a second level. I didn't say, look, there's Martin in there. I just talked to Elmo.
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I just talk to Elmo because a really good doll player or a doll player is so entangled with this doll, with the voice. And if you've seen a lot of it in your childhood, then you're just there with this doll. Sorry, I've still been a little smug, but... That's it for now. Lorenz von Arabi und Stirb, it's slowly your turn.
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To hand over the bar? No, just like that. Someone wrote and down there, I want a coke taxi to Berlin. Yes, as a gag.
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And these recordings, I mean, what does that mean? I was really happy. I've already said it a few times. I've really watched this film twice in the meantime. I really liked it. But then, of course, for research reasons, after the film, I watched old recordings again. And this old voice of Kasimir, of course, not through AI or anything else, because it's all been there for so long.
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This old voice and this old Kasimir, it's already a slightly newer doll. I think the old Kasimir, the original doll, is, I think, burned or something? You probably know more than me. Many old dolls ... Because the old one is a bit bluer than the new one.
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Puppkast, yeah. Puppkultur. Martin Reinl and another colleague of his. I've also heard of him. There you'll find out a lot about Hallo Spencer, which we probably don't even know ourselves.
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And then there are also pictures, it's a so-called, you don't see the two talking, but they always blend things in between. Photos, interesting, so for everyone who is also with the Muppets, then individual figures like Groby, for example, will be discussed for a whole episode.
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Or the crumple monster, for example, I found out, which I didn't know either, although it's quite logical, that Spencer, from Hello Spencer, that the name actually comes from Spencer Tracy. And if you look at Spencer Tracy, the actor that many no longer know, because I think he died in the 70s,
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One of his most famous movies, one of his last movies was the old man and the sea, an Ernest Hemingway movie. Especially through 50s, 60s movies. One of the very big American actors. And if you look at Spencer Tracy and then look at Spencer, then you can see that he really has a similarity with this movie.
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Which of course the children at that time and no one else, because Spencer Tracy just really comes from a completely different time, that then probably the Wolfgang Debertin, Winfried Debertin, thought, yes, I would just call him after him. How crazy that is, because he of course still comes from the time when Spencer Tracy was a big deal.
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And I would almost say, of course you need the quotas and everything else, but if you're not hot on it right now and don't watch the Spencer movie next to it with doomscrolling, but really just say, you know what, we'll meet and watch it on the 4th of Advent or something, it's a perfect Advent and also a perfect Christmas movie.
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I would say this year you can leave Kevin alone at home or something like that and say hello Spencer at this point. That's why you don't have to click on him right now just because he knows he's in the media, but really look for a nice time. I'll say Sunday between 16 and 20 o'clock. So it's perfect when it's dark outside.
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and so you made yourself so funny about angel's eyes when I wished for it because Daniel asked us what kind of bake we want next week at our Christmas party. I thought it was something thought out. Angel's eyes. I wish for angel's eyes. What is that? I don't know. I don't know the expression either, to be honest. I didn't know what they were called. My mother used to make them once. Angel's eyes.
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That's such a shortcrust pastry with, but she never said angel's eyes, but they're probably called that. You have kipferl. Vanille Kipferl.
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The cucumber was sold out because someone did such a cucumber trick. Well, guys, put the hazelnuts back out. At the end of the show, I would like to briefly talk through five films with you that I watched in the context of my illness, Jan. What kind of illness? I know, I know. If you were to watch one of the five films that I've seen, then The Substance with Demi Moore.
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I don't watch horror movies. It's really disgusting, but what I found to be too much was that supposedly people ran out. It's a socially critical film, it's about the eternal beauty. Demi Moore in the role of her life, maybe at the age of 61, also shows naked.
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And it is, of course, on the one hand, a socially critical film, on the other hand, a lot is being worked on with sex in the film, or it has to be worked on. It's about a former actress who was insanely big, but then at some point she was sent away more and more and somehow made an aerobics show on TV.
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and is thrown out by the really meanly played by Dennis Crate, the program manager, and is exchanged for her new self. Because at some point she realizes that she is no longer getting prettier and then takes an offer from a dubious company that creates a second self of her own.
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That means a young variant, which is played by Margaret Qualley, that is the Qualley, I think I pronounced it correctly, or Qualley. That's the daughter of Andy McDowell. Incredibly pretty, attractive woman. Played in Once Upon a Time, in many movies. Really very pretty. And then she plays the young version of Demi Moore. The problem is, every week she has to slip back into the old body.
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I've seen that a few weeks ago, too. Do you think Spotify has gotten into it again? That's been such an action again. Why do you want to have comments under the podcast that no one reads, because you always forget it, I came up with it by chance, and B... In the end, it will always be the same things when they are there.
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You have to change the body every seven days, because otherwise there are problems. Of course, the young version of Demi Moore will get rid of her awesome lifestyle at some point. so overwhelmed that she forgets every seven days and then the great misfortune begins that she has to look at you. It is insanely disgusting. It is a French director, Coralie Ferguet, Coralie Ferguet shot the film.
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It is her first American production that she made. She has now made only two or three films before. Reminds partly of Cronenberg. It's really disgusting. But I didn't find it so bad disgusting. Anyone who has ever seen The Flight or similar films with so much buddy horror, they will find themselves in it again. It's disgusting, but it's not a gore movie in that sense.
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And somehow the movie really has a deeper message. And I can't say that about the other two horror movies that I've watched. I've seen Barbarian. It's a horror shocker that... Okay, 5 is the highest, 1 is the worst, 3 stars. Also Long Legs with Nicolas Cage, also a horror film. The story of the leg extension of Miggi Beisenherz? Exactly, leg extension of Miggi Beisenherz.
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No, it's about a murderer, the occult murderer. I expected more from it. Those were both movies. That's also a thing, when you're a film nerd and for 30 years, just like with music, you watch music and movies again and again. At some point certain structures repeat themselves or something. And I just had that with these two. I thought Long Legs was okay. Also three stars, just like Barbarian.
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Now I've seen The Northman. It's even on the ZDF right now. The third film by Robert Eggers, who just made a new film, Nosferatu, which is supposed to be very good. Robert Eggers has really amazing pictures. The first film, The Witch, was good. The second, The Lighthouse, with William Dafoe, was also very good. But The Northman, he fell asleep with his feet.
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Such a mythical hero story, revenge story. It's well filmed, but not so awesome. I thought it was the most boring movie of all the movies I've seen. And the best movie, besides The Substance, that I've seen, that I can recommend to everyone, is Kristen Stewart, who I thought was really cool back then, who also made such a development as an actress and in her whole personality.
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I think she's a queer personality who is very strong in this scene. But apart from that, she's also a great actress who really does her own thing. And it's crazy that she and Robert Pattinson, both in Twilight, really shitty movie, toxic male image, everything is shit in the movie. Well, hoppala. Excuse me. What did you do? And Robert Pattinson made the new Batman. Huh?
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Sorry, I'm just still cold. Okay. Robert Pattinson made the new Batman, which I thought was very good. Kristen Stewart makes one good film after the other.
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I didn't see it. It wasn't that good. But then look at Love Lies Bleeding. I thought it was great. Even if the end is a bit absurd, it's a lesbian love story about... She works in a small town and falls in love with a bodybuilder and absurd things happen. It's about a murder, it's about her sister being beaten by her husband again and again.
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The two make a plan to get this violent man out of the world. And the whole thing ends very dramatically. I didn't really like the end, but I just like to watch Kristen Stewart in every movie. So Spencer is probably... I also heard mediocre stuff from her. But she makes a lot of good movies and I thought it was really great. Well shot, has a bit of drive.
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Those were the two best films, The Substance and Love Lies Bleeding. And the last one is also a horror film or just the first one? No, it's not a horror film. It's an absurd, but with a lot of sex and sometimes also very brutal. It's an independent film. Speak to me. Yeah, it's a good movie. And then I saw another independent movie with Margaret Qualley. After you saw the first one.
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I saw Drive Away Dolls. I thought it was okay, but a little boring.
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in New York, from Wicked. Yes, how did you like that? Also so medium, probably. Okay, but it's a classic. But it was good, it's not the topic that got me completely off track. No, exactly.
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I eat in the morning, I just ate a bowl of porridge. You don't bump into it, it stinks, it's really better.
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Yeah, but if it were shit, we wouldn't have let you in the movie either.
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I also found your recommendation, which I looked at your recommendation, Back to the Future, also grandiose. Yes, really. I found that grandiose. I found Back to the Future is my favorite musical I've ever seen.
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I've never seen a musical and I've never heard the songs from a musical at home. But Hamilton, for example, you can hear Hamilton like that, that's just good. I only hear the German version of Sammy Deluxe translated. That's a rumor, I don't think it's true that Sammy Deluxe was in it. That's right, he writes the lyrics for Nena, I got it completely confused. That's Echo Fresh, I think, yes.
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Echofresh. Echofresh or something like that. Dear people, that was the last studio edition for this year. Next week begins our big donation gala. We have four donation goals. We are happy about every donation. We are happy when you are there and we celebrate together the end of the year and also a little bit of Christmas together. As always, we will be live on Spotify. There will be another page.
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I have looked for the link. Jan has looked for the link. It's 10.50 p.m.
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We talked about it, I think, at the beginning, in the first episodes with the comment function. A lot of people write that Olli Schulz is just embarrassing, because I told people that it should be written. And that's the only show that says that Olli Schulz is just embarrassing, because we talked about it. Ey, we've been doing this for so long.
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That could be, but why do we see her again? Yes, because she'll probably put on make-up for us before.
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If there's a camera, I want to get make-up. I think everyone is on their own. Really? Then let's quickly go to Manhattan or MAC Cosmetic. It costs so much money. You can go to my hairdresser with me if you want. What kind of? You can go to the hairdresser together. That would be nice. Do you want to go to the hairdresser together on Friday?
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Oh, I wanted to say that again. It's in the theater this year and it's not a duty at all. I don't want anyone to... But if you have a nice dress or if you want to wear a suit again, then you just have the opportunity to wear it in the suit and look fantastic. I'll be in the suit this year. I haven't done that in a long time.
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And it would be great if Gustav Grünken had already shown his tail at that time. Exactly, with a performance.
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I've seen a very good movie with Lars Eidinger, by the way. I'm also still thinking about it. Now don't bring the mood down to the end here. No, no, no, no. We're always talking about the Pimmel. He really found shit back then. Aside from the fact that he's a special person, he's also a very good actor. I've seen a good movie with him, but I can't think of the name right now.
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Just on the net. Why not? We have everything else through here. I can put on my golden pants, which I had on during the summer on stage. No, we're just going to put on a suit now. Dear people, we're almost through for this year. As I said, the donation gala is still on.
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If you're angry again and want to write me a long text, what I have to do with the images that athletes are stupid, I've never said. It was just a very interesting theory. It was interesting, I found it interesting too. Exactly. And if you think we need donations for the next year and want to write something long and thick, don't do it now. At the moment, very little is being read.
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I really only read the first mail. There was this music tip in it. Otherwise, I'm really going on vacation now. But I'm still packing because I talked to him about Disaster featuring Moby, the song Why Does My Heart Feel So Sad, So Bad, uh, no, Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad. Auf die Liste. Der hat eine geile Version davon gemacht. Der kommt auch noch auf die Liste. Und das war's, glaube ich.
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Exactly. And Daniel himself, with AI, then some emails are written that give us the feeling that we still have a strong community. No, Daniel doesn't exist, maybe.
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Well, we'll see that next week when we go out to eat with him, right? Yes, I'm curious to see if it's going to happen. It's going to be a tough time for Daniel. We're not the only exclusive podcast on Spotify. And he probably goes out every evening with some podcaster to eat, listens to the stories.
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Alle müssen kacken gehen, der Mensch, das Tier, die Taube in der Luft. Alle müssen kacken, wenn der Kackmann dich ruft. Und was dann passiert, muss ich nicht erzählen. Sitzt du auf der Schüssel, Hose in Kniekehle. Alle müssen kacken. Here are Thomas Day and SMU.DO, the fantastic four. Only two of the four. We welcome you to the big hip-hop episode. It's Boomer Rap of the 90s. We welcome you.
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And right at the end, when he says, so now I'm going to do Böhmermann and Schulz and then I'm done for this year. Then I had them all.
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I went through it with all assholes. I listened to all of their opinions. I drank wine with everyone. Everyone told me how great the collaboration is. The flies are just so floated. And now he still has his mouth full at some point. That's really a job, too. You have to consider it. You're the manager of a large agency, you have several jobs.
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And as always, so very dogmatic, just don't give up somehow. As long as we don't say anything on a monthly basis, also internally, everything is pure.
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Yes, I would like to ask Daniel, how often does he still have the fear or the danger that something will come out or that something has to be cut out? Does he still listen to every show or is there such a trust and says, oh, I can rely on the two of them that nothing weird is being said?
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Or that the whole show will not be broadcasted on Spotify. That they will be held back from the manager in the short term. Because you come back to the corner with some topic that is not allowed in the public. That can happen too. I mean, that's probably the greater danger. If you work with such a mess like you. that such a whole show is not broadcasted.
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That would fuck me up so much if I worked in a television editorial office. I worked on such a topic for two or three weeks, really with all the others, and then it's not broadcasted. How do you react then? I'll just ask you directly. How do you react to something like that? What does that do to the feelings inside?
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But if I would imagine, we would be two, three weeks, because that's what many people don't know about our Spotify show. They work on it, the topics are discussed, it's a big team that works on it. And then all of a sudden, just before the broadcast, Daniel comes and says, no, not this show. What are we going to do then? What would we do then? I would especially...
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Here you have the opportunity, Jan. You always like to talk about your editorial office and everything that takes place there.
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Außerdem, es geht hier nicht nur immer um Sonne, Sonnenschein und alles ist gut und es läuft bei mir, sondern du kannst auch mal wirklich die brüchigen Sachen, die vielleicht so ein bisschen länger an dir nagen. Das macht dich menschlich. Du arbeitest schon so lange daran, so ein bisschen menschlicher rüberzukommen. Jetzt hast du hier die Möglichkeit.
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You're already on the right track. That's what I wanted to talk to you about. About the generous donations from Christian Lindner and from Mertz. They really did something really easy.
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Daniel sent me a link. I didn't even notice it myself. Spotify, Daniel? Spotify. And he said you could make a one-player version of it. I didn't make it in time, but he showed it to me and I thought it was... I didn't see it before. Sorry that it went around like that. I'm already... I've slowly said goodbye to the media world, but...
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It's a bit shameful to get over 2,000 euros at the Heart for Children Gala.
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Yes, but that's a completely different job. Yeah, but would you say that your job is more exhausting than that of the Federal Chancellor? Definitely. Definitely. Much more responsibility. Much more responsibility. Day 24, spit out the pencil, please. Here comes a headline. My job is more important than that of the Federal Chancellor.
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Here are the good old love Jan Böhmermann. And the good old love Oliver Schulz. Have a nice day.
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Und es ist so eine Sache in dieser Woche passiert, wo ich wirklich gedacht habe, Fußball ist viel mehr als einfach nur ein Sport. Ich bin am Mittwoch zur Arbeit gekommen und wir haben eine Konferenz gehabt mit irgendwie Kolleginnen und Kollegen, es war früh am Morgen. Und zwei Kollegen, Sebastian und Markus, liebe Grüße, sag ich schon mal, kamen dann rein, die waren schon da, ich war auch da.
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Und die beiden ... Man guckte Sebastian auf seinen Laptop, wurde ganz bleich und wurde ganz hektisch und verschwitzt und guckte da rein. Es kam nämlich ganz früh die Meldung raus, dass Jürgen Klopp jetzt Hell of Soccer Worldwide bei Red Bull ist. Und die beiden sind eisenharte BVB-Fans. Also richtige Fußball-Kultur-Anhänger und so richtige Fans.
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Und dann kam Markus rein und dann haben sie sich gemeinsam, als würde gerade vor ihren Augen im Livestream das World Trade Center nochmal zusammenstürzen.
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Und haben sich das alles angeguckt und waren so wirklich, wirklich so 20 Minuten so völlig weggetreten, weil sie glaube ich, und ich kann das nicht so richtig einschätzen, weil ich Jürgen Klopp eher so wahrgenommen habe als Werbefigur oder jemand, der irgendwie mit, keine Ahnung, mit Joko abhängt oder ab und zu mal irgendwie so ein kultiger Typ ist.
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Ich weiß, der war früher mal irgendwie so, hat bei Mike Krüger mal lustige Sachen in der Fernsehshow gemacht und ist irgendwie ein linksliberaler Typ und auch... Stabile Antifaschist und so. Ist schon ein geiler Typ. Ist ein geiler Typ, genau. Ich mag den auch.
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Und deswegen hat es glaube ich ganz viele, auch BVB-Fans oder eben Jürgen Klopp, Leute, die in ihm so ein bisschen die Reinkarnation oder die Inkarnation von realem Fußball, also Fußball-Traditionalisten.
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Genau. Und die waren dann wirklich so ein bisschen so richtig so als... Jetzt müssen sie sich erstmal mit der Familie zusammensetzen und überlegen, was zu tun ist. Wie hast du das wahrgenommen? Kannst du das nachvollziehen? Wie findest du das, dass Jürgen Klopp jetzt dem Ruf des Geldes, kann man ja nicht sagen, sondern dem Ruf der Traditionsfirma Red Bull gefolgt ist? Erstmal.
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Red Bull ist ja inzwischen viel mehr als nur ein Unternehmen, was eine Brause herstellt, nach der man eklig nach Techno riecht, wenn man rülpst. Also der Alte ist gestorben, der Dietrich Matteschitz, der Red Bull Gründer, dann doch ein windiger Typ irgendwie so, auch politisch hat sich immer stark gemacht für...
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Ich war mal reinrassiges Österreich und dann ist er gestorben und dann wurde alles ein bisschen neu aufgestellt und es ist ja Red Bull, hat ja so einen riesen, also wenn irgendeiner, keine Ahnung, mit einer Plastiktüte von Mount Everest springt, ist meistens auf der Plastiktüte das Red Bull Logo drauf. Ja, ja, stimmt. Ey, bist du verrückt?
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Und das gesampelt hat und irgendwie deine Stimme da so prominent in Szene gesetzt hat. Das war ein richtig schönes Drive-Rage-Mode-Intro.
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Hast du Bock, dir vor laufenden Kameras das Genick zu brechen? Dann hier, 500 Euro, mach ein Red Bull Logo drauf. Und einen Gutschein, lebenslangen Red Bull. Ja, und vielleicht eines Tages können sie den Beweis erbringen am fliegenden Menschen, dass Red Bull dann doch Flügel verleiht. Aber meistens noch nicht.
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Und Red Bull, man hat eben so eine riesen Sportabteilung unterstützt, irgendwie auch, ich glaube, in der ganzen Welt Red Bull-Vereine. Und Jürgen Klopp ist jetzt Head of Soccer. Ich dachte, er ist Head of Geld. Ich glaube, es ist Head of Geld, weil das... Das kann ich verstehen.
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Ich spüre auch bei dir so eine gewisse... Treu, also dass man sich nicht vorstellen kann, dass er einfach eine falsche Entscheidung trifft, dass da hinter so einem Masterplan steckt. Nee, nee, der wird schon, am Ende wird es alles gut werden. Weil jetzt aktuell würde ich sagen eher unsympathisch, andererseits davor die Jahre eher sympathisch. Er hat aber auch für die DVAG und so weirde...
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Produkte, Werbung gemacht, war auch immer so ein bisschen unsympathisch.
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Weißt du, wen ich gestern am Fahnautomaten gesehen habe? Bei Lidl. Jürgen Klopp. Mit einer Fleece-Jacke mit dem Red Bull-Logo.
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Sich weiter fortbilden. Also du bist ambivalent, das war auch eher so mein Gefühl, weil Jürgen Klopp ist so sehr im Plus, der muss ganz schön viel Scheiße bauen, dass der ins Minus rutscht, glaube ich.
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Und auch mit so einem Blick, was? Mit diesem Blick, den man hat, wenn man eine Situation nur mit dem Blick unter Kontrolle hat. Kennst du das eigentlich auch? Genau so.
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oder Jan? Ja, finden wir so Mittel. Und zu richtiger Kunst gehören auch jahrzehntelange sich selbst zugefügte Verletzungen in der Seele, Brüche im Leben, nicht verarbeitete Traumata. Das muss alles da künstlerisch mitverarbeitet werden.
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Julia Leischig, wenn du das hörst, das ist ein Fall für dich. Bitte melde dich mit Olli Schulz. Wer ist die Frau, die die andere Frau im Stadion zusammengeschickt hat?
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Ich weiß noch meine erste Frage. Seine erste große Liebe mit zwölf am Unisee beim Baden am FKK-Strand, oder nee, nicht am FKK-Strand, gar nicht da, stimmt gar nicht, am Badesee, voll verliebt in so ein Mädchen, denke ich, öffnen wir noch dran, was die wohl heute macht und wer das wohl ist.
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Und die hatte eine Schwester dabei, die Schwester war jünger und die hatte so ein Feuermal am Rücken, das Einzige, was ich noch weiß, ich weiß nicht, dass ich mega verliebt war, so mit zwölf und hab die wirklich nur einmal gesehen.
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Nee, also so eine unerwiderte Liebe oder so nicht genug so unbeholfen hinterhergetapert und das nicht hinbekommen oder so. Das würde ich schon sagen, aber...
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Das muss alles mit... Wenn du Künstler bist, dann machst du das unweigerlich nicht, weil du bei Fest und Flauschig unterkommen möchtest, sondern weil das gar nicht anders geht. Und da gehört eben eine bestimmte Art von Persönlichkeitsknacks dazu. Meiner Meinung nach ist das ganz wichtig. Eine KI wird nicht auf dem Schulhof gemobbt. Eine KI wird nicht...
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Nee, aber das... Nee, eher so, dass ich mich nicht getraut habe, jemanden anzusprechen. Das ist eher bei mir. Also dass ich immer gedacht habe, super verliebt, auch jahrelang in irgendjemanden und dann aber nicht getraut, diese Person anzusprechen.
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Mit deiner Nachfrage, hast du wirklich bei mir eine alte Wunde? Natürlich, na klar kenne ich das.
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Ich würde mir sagen, Arbeitstitel ganz gut der Sendung, alte Wunden neu geöffnet. Ich muss mal, und wirklich, ich guck mal, ich gebe jetzt den Namen dieser Person live zum ersten Mal ein, seit, ich würde sagen, locker 25 Jahren. Und ich war richtig doll verliebt in diese Person. Mhm.
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auch ganz schlimm, wenn man dann als erstes so, sehe ich jetzt hier gerade Todesanzeigen, der Mutter sieht, ist kein Witz.
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Nein, ich möchte das jetzt nicht erzählen, weil ich finde, das ist mir zu privat. Aber siehst du da Bilder von ihr? Ja, ja. Ist krass, ne? Ja, aber ich bin ja auch älter geworden. Wir sind alle älter geworden. Das stimmt. Ich wollte ganz kurz was anderes erzählen. Ich will jetzt nicht ablenken. Wir kommen da bestimmt nochmal drauf zurück. Ich lasse die Tabs jetzt mal hier offen.
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Aber hast du die Geschichte mitbekommen bei Paris? Bei der Olympiade von diesem Beachvolleyballer, wo es diesen riesen Ärger gab, weil er irgendwie ein Strafverfahren hatte wegen sexuellen Übergriffen gegen Minderjährige und alle sich irgendwie, der war richtig in der Kritik, das war ein holländischer Beachvolleyballer.
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Steven van der Velde. Ich gucke mal kurz rein. Der Chef noch selbst. Und wurde zu vier Jahren Haft verurteilt.
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Nein, kein unglücklicher Übergang. Ich hab nämlich angefangen daran zu denken, als du über diese Frau gesprochen hast, die hinter dir im Stadion gesessen hat und die Spieler der Schweiz homofeindlich beleidigt hat. Darauf bin ich gekommen.
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Dann bin ich gekommen gedanklich auf Steven Vandefelde, der zu vier Jahren Haft verurteilt wurde wegen Vergewaltigung einer Minderjährigen, die er auf Facebook kennengelernt hat. Im August 2014, mehrfach, nee, einer Zwölfjährigen, also eine ganz unappetitliche Geschichte und kam dann vorzeitig aus dem Gefängnis frei und wurde aber auch komplett ausgebucht während Olympia und so weiter.
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Und dann die zweite Geschichte diese Woche, hast du vielleicht auch mitbekommen, vom VfL Wolfsburg, Kevin Behrens, der so ein Trikot unterschreiben sollte vom VfL Wolfsburg, wo irgendwie so eine Regenbogenfahne drauf und Kevin Behrens hat gesagt, so eine schwule Scheiße unterschreibe ich nicht. Und hat das dann nicht gemacht. Hatte sich entschuldigt für diese Woche.
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Und was jetzt wirklich kleine Fun-Informationen, die es nur bei Fest und Flauschig gibt. Kevin Behrens. Kevin, so eine schwule Scheiße unterschreibe ich nicht. Behrens ist der Schwager des Beachvolleyballers, der vier Jahre lang im Gefängnis saß. Wegen der Vergewaltigung einer Zwölfjährigen.
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Also eine schwule Scheiße unterschreibt er nicht, aber eine heterosexuelle Scheiße ist halt in irgendeiner Familie rum.
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Ich bin Altglas-Wegbringer. Ich habe zwei Kartons stehen in einer Ecke meiner Loft-Wohnung. Und ein Karton ist alte Joghurtgläser und so alte Gläser, also Altglas, hauptsächlich Joghurtgläser. Wird vorher schon sortiert nach Grünglas, Weißglas, Braunglas? Nein, das wird nicht, weil ich habe sehr wenig Braunglas, sehr wenig Grünglas, meistens ist Weißglas.
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Mein lieber Olli, wir haben diese Woche, du hast es wahrscheinlich nicht so mitbekommen wie ich, aber ich habe seit letztem Sonntag wenig geschlafen und vor allem so bis Dienstag, Mittwoch, Morgen. Wahnsinnig viel telefoniert mit ganz aufgeregten, fest und flauschig Hörerinnen und Hörern.
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Genau, und das machen wir, machen ein kleines Päuschen. Und bevor wir das kleine Päuschen machen oder in dem kleinen Päuschen, würde ich gerne, damit alle Leute mit an Bord sind und die ganze Geschichte, die passiert ist, auch wirklich nochmal vor ihrem inneren Auge haben. einen kleinen Ausschnitt aus unserer letzten Ausgabe von Fest und Flauschig jetzt an dieser Stelle einfügen.
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Denn es geht um das Vorlesen einer Hörermail eines Fest und Flauschig-Hörers. Und danach haben wir zum allerersten Mal in der 20-jährigen Geschichte unseres Podcasts, unseren Podcast, ich glaube, vier oder fünf Mal, teilweise innerhalb von Stunden, aktualisiert. Alleine am Veröffentlichungstag, am letzten Sonntag.
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Ja, am letzten Sonntag gab es allein zwei Aktualisierungen. Also schon am Erscheinungstag von Fest und Flauschig wurde unser Podcast zweimal extrem wichtig geupdatet. Und wenn ihr euch das einmal anhören mögt, jetzt bitte, das wäre ganz lieb, dann wissen wir nämlich alle, worum es geht. Und vorher packt Olli jetzt aber nochmal Musik auf die Liste.
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Und ich finde es immer ganz lustig, bei den Altglas-Containern, bei denen ich es wegbringe, so alle drei Wochen mal, wenn es Überhand nimmt. Wenn die Kisten voll sind, bringe ich sie eigentlich weg. Und dann stehe ich immer, ich weiß auch genau, wie ich den Kasten anklemmen muss. Und dann habe ich den größten Spaß, ich freue mich jedes Mal wieder, wie schnell das geht, das leer zu räumen.
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Aber ich kenne dich jetzt schon so gut, dass für mich fühlt sich, dass du jeden Sonntag hier wieder abhebst, das Telefon. Das fühlt sich für mich jeden Sonntag an wie so ein kleines Comeback. Weil ich bin jedes Mal gespannt. Ist er heute da? Ist er da? Wie ist seine Laune? Hat er Bock? Für mich jedes Mal wie so ein kleiner Boxkampf mit Regina Halmich, jeden Sonntag, wirklich.
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Ich würde das noch gerne ergänzen. Und zwar habe ich, ich habe es, glaube ich, immer nur versucht, das mal vorzubringen, aber ich habe es nie gemacht. Ich würde gerne... nur einen Song auf die Liste packen. Und zwar von einer ganz bizarren Album-Compilation, von der es, glaube ich, mehrere Versionen gibt. Eins oder zwei oder drei.
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Ich habe das kürzlich im engsten Privatkreis aus Versehen in meiner... Nee, nicht aus Versehen. Ich habe das schon nachgesucht. Ich habe angefangen, alte DDR-Pionierlieder zu hören. Aus Inspirationsgründen, weil ich diese politisch aufgeladenen Lieder, die die Pioniere gesungen haben, also die Jugendorganisation, die Jungpioniere der SED...
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Sowas wie die Junge Union oder die Jusos von der riesengroßen Einheitspartei. Und da gibt's ein schönes Album, das heißt die schönsten Pionierlieder, Volume 2. Und da gibt's einen Song, der heißt Unser Fernsehturm. Und der ist quasi ein Propagandasong, der ist nur, ich seh hier gerade, 4618 Mal abgespielt bei Spotify. Davon allein, ich würd sagen, 2000 Mal von mir, meinem engsten privaten Kreis.
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Ähm, Und da geht es darum, dass die Kinder den frischen Berliner Fernsehturm am Alex besingen und dem versuchen quasi zu vermenschlichen und da ein schönes, aus diesem tollen Bauwerk irgendwie was Süßes zu machen. Das ist wirklich ganz reizend anzuhören. Ich frage mich, was diese ganzen Kinder heute machen.
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Und danach kommt ein Song, den packe ich direkt auch nochmal drauf, nämlich Im Ferienlager ist ein Koch. Diese beiden Kindersongs, ist nur einer 2,30 lang, der andere ist 1,33 lang.
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Man arbeitet da wochenlang das zu und das ist alles innerhalb von drei Minuten. Nicht mal, ach Quatsch, meistens eine Minute. Selbst so ein ganzer Kasten geht super schnell. Bam, bam.
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Okay, das wollen wir gar nicht. Es ist... Man kann der DDR viel vorwerfen, aber nicht, dass sie keine catchy Kinderlieder gehabt hat.
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Die Venus hat mich eingeladen zur Sexmesse. Ich so, was habe ich mit Sex zu tun? Weil ich irgendwann mal gesagt habe, dass ich Werbung mache, im Podcast gesagt habe, dass ich Werbung machen würde für die Venus. Da haben die gefragt, ob ich Venus einen Preis bekommen möchte, der Venus-Mann des Jahres oder sowas. Aber ich weiß es nicht, ob da meine Cis-Normativität für ausreicht.
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Ich bin eher so ein experimenteller Typ. Also zwei Songs von mir. Und jetzt kommt erstmal der wichtige Ausschnitt aus der letzten Woche. Und an dieser Stelle meine lieben Grüße an Andreas Deile, Susanne Wündisch, unsere beiden ... Backbone, dieses Podcast, was wären wir ohne Andreas, ohne Susanne?
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Letztlich alles, was wir sind, sind wir nur wegen den beiden. Und die haben wirklich das Wochenende sich durchgekloppt und immer, wenn ich was geschickt habe, haben die das sofort hochgeladen, damit wir wirklich immer aktuell den Stand der Nachrichten in unserem Podcast abbilden.
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Liebe Grüße und was Andreas und Susanne da zusammengeschnitten haben und was passiert ist, das hört ihr jetzt bitte und gleich danach sind wir wieder da. Bis gleich bei Fest und Flauschig. Hallo Jan, hallo Olli, hier mal eine kleine Geschichte zum Thema Engagement, die du gerne teilen kannst.
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Die ganze Geschichte spielt auf dem Oktoberfest im Käferzelt vergangenen Samstag, also letzte Woche Samstag. Mein sehr enger Freund, nennen wir ihn Toni, um ihn ein wenig zu anonymisieren, erkennt am Nachbartisch Maximilian Krah, also der Ober-TikTok-Fascho von der AfD.
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Und bemerkt eine größer werdende Unruhe bei den Bedienungen, die das wohl auch bemerkt haben, dass er ein Faschum mitfeiert im Käferzelt. Auf Nachfrage erfährt er, der Herr hätte 200 Flaschen Champagner bestellt und würde gern das ganze Zelt einladen. Baut sich immer mehr auf, fühlt sich immer stärker.
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Und weil mein Kumpel Toni aber Michael Käfer kennt, dem das Käferzelt gehört, springt er zu Michael Käfer und klärt ihn auf, wer dort sitzt. Michael Käfer reagiert sehr schnell, storniert die Bestellung in 200 Flaschen Champagner und bittet, Love and Peace Musik zu spielen. Anschließend gibt es laute Buhrufe und massenfreie Stinkefinger gegen Maximilian Krah.
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Der Krah-Tisch mit Typen aus der Unterwelt, in Klammern natürlich, ist genervt, fängt an, Toni und seinen Tisch zu filmen und einzuschüchtern. Aber das Gefühl des Moments ist so erhebend, dass es sich lohnt, auf Handyvideos von dem Spacken zu verzichten und auf den Handyvideos zu sein. Am nächsten Tag bleibt ein mulmiges Gefühl zusätzlich zum Kater.
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Wenn man nicht aufpasst, lädt die AfD plötzlich alle auf eine Flasche Champagner ein. Achtung, Achtung! Es gibt heiße, aktuelle Entwicklungen zu dieser Geschichte. Der rechtsextreme Politiker Maximilian K. war am fraglichen Wochenende auf dem Oktoberfest. hat dort gemeinsam gefeiert, unter anderem mit dem rechtsextremen Politiker, dem ehemaligen Vizekanzler der Republik Österreich, HC Strache.
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Nein, ich schmeiß die Deckel immer, also das hängt davon ab, weil die guten Gläser, wenn da wirklich nichts mit ist, bewahr ich ein paar auf, weil ich manchmal Sachen einwecke oder mir mal so eine Brühe koche und die dann irgendwie daran einfriere.
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Gegenüber RTL sagt Maximilian K. jedoch, dieser Vorfall habe sich so nie zugetragen. Also diese Champagnerbestellung, das sei alles nicht wahr. Bei weiteren aktuellen Entwicklungen in dieser Sache werden Sie, liebe Hörerinnen und Hörer von Fest und Flauschig, an dieser Stelle entsprechend aktuell informiert. Spätestens nächste Woche wieder bei Fest und Flauschig. Und jetzt weiter im Programm.
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Achtung, Achtung, Achtung! Es gibt abermals neue Entwicklungen in der Angelegenheit rund um die mutmaßliche Champagnerbestellung des rechtsextremen Europaabgeordneten Maximilian Schampus Max Krah am vergangenen Wochenende im Käferzelt auf dem Münchner Oktoberfest.
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Das Nachrichtenportal T-Online war zwischenzeitlich in der Lage, eine Sprecherin des Unternehmers und Wiesenwirts Michael Käfer zu den in Fest und Flauschig am 6.10.2024 geschilderten Vorgängen zu befragen. Die Sprecherin des Unternehmers Michael Käfer erklärt sich wie folgt. Ich kann die Situation so nicht bestätigen.
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Weiter erklärt sie dem Nachrichtenportal T-Online, wir hatten an dem Abend einen Gast, der mehrere Flaschen Champagner bestellt hat. Dies hatte jedoch nichts mit Herrn Krah zu tun. Dass es eine mysteriöse Champagnerbestellung auf dem Oktoberfest gab, dementiert die Sprecherin nicht.
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Das Nachrichtenportal T-Online schreibt, die Sprecherin von Michael Käfer habe die Ereignisse aber anders wahrgenommen, als in Fest und Flauschig am 6.10.2024 geschildert. Wiesenwirt Michael Käfer habe aber keinen Akt des antifaschistischen Widerstands gewagt und auch keine ergangene Champagnerbestellung storniert. Ferner führt die Sprecherin von Wiesenwirt Michael Käfer aus,
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Und wenn die Gläser dann irgendwie das dritte Mal eine Brühe drin hatten und sieben Jahre im Kühlschrank waren, in der Tiefkühltruhe, dann kommen sie irgendwann in die Kiste und dann schmeiße ich die Deckel aber vorher in den gelben Sack, beziehungsweise in die gelbe Tonne. Also es kommen da wirklich nur Gläser rein in den Container.
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dass Michael Käfer und sein Unternehmen erst im Nachhinein durch andere Gäste erfahren hätten, dass Maximilian Krah überhaupt im Zelt gewesen sei. Zwischenzeitlich hat sich allerdings auch der anonyme Verfasser der Geschichte aus Fest und Flauschig vom 6.10.2024 noch einmal bei der Fest und Flauschig Faktencheck-Redaktion gemeldet. der weiterhin an seiner Version der Geschichte festhält.
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Unsere Quelle widerspricht Michael Käfer und der Sprecherin des Unternehmens von Michael Käfer. Michael Käfer habe sehr wohl wissen können, dass der rechtsextreme Politiker Maximilian Krah, der übrigens in mehrere bedenkliche nachrichtendienstliche Vorgänge mit Bezug zu Russland und China verwickelt ist, Gast im Käferzelt war.
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Schließlich trug die Box, in der der Rechtsextreme am vergangenen Wochenende im Käferzelt feierte, den Namen Maximilian Krah. Ferner bekräftigt die Fest- und Flauschig-Quelle, dass sich Maximilian Krah am fraglichen Abend in Gegenwart zwielichtiger Personen befunden habe, die rein optisch dem Zuhältermilieu zuzurechnen gewesen sein könnten.
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Des Weiteren bekräftigt unsere Quelle abermals, dass sehr wohl eine sehr große Champagnerbestellung aus der Box von Maximilian Krah aufgegeben wurde und Umsitzende und andere unbeteiligte Gäste auf Champagner eingeladen werden sollten.
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Selbstkritisch und korrigierend führt die Quelle von Fest und Flauschig aus, dass sie inzwischen aber nicht mehr sicher sei, ob es sich um 200 Flaschen, 150 Flaschen, 20.000 Flaschen oder nur 149 Flaschen gehandelt haben könnte. Aufgrund der aktuell vorliegenden Quellen kommt die Fest und Flauschig-Redaktion zu folgender vorläufiger Bewertung der Ereignisse.
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Es ist wahr, dass der rechtsextreme Europaabgeordnete Maximilian Krah, der derzeit in mehrere die Sicherheit der Bundesrepublik Deutschland gefährdende bedenkliche nachrichtendienstliche Vorgänge mit Russland und China Bezug verwickelt ist, zu Gast war im Käferzelt auf dem Münchner Oktoberfest von Wiesenwirt Michael Käfer.
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Auch wurde offenbar eine bemerkenswert große Champagnerbestellung aufgegeben. Ob von dem rechtsextremen Maximilian Krah persönlich, einem seiner Gäste oder Dritten, ist allerdings unklar. Klar scheint auch, dass Wiesenwirt und Unternehmer Michael Käfer keinen Akt des antifaschistischen Widerstands geleistet hat.
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Ob das Unternehmen von Michael Käfer wirklich nichts von der Anwesenheit des rechtsextremen Europaabgeordneten Maximilian K. gewusst hat, scheint unplausibel.
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Was genau am vergangenen Wochenende im Käferzelt auf dem Münchner Oktoberfest rund um den rechtsextremen AfD-Politiker, der derzeit in mehrere bedenkliche nachrichtendienstliche Vorgänge mit Bezug zu Russland und China verwickelt ist, geschehen ist, ist unklar. Weitere Entwicklungen und Erkenntnisse in der kommenden Woche bei Fest und Flauschig. Und damit zurück zum laufenden Programm.
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Achtung, Achtung, Achtung! Hier spricht die Fest und Flauschig Faktencheck-Redaktion. Es gibt weitere spannende Entwicklungen in Sachen der durchgeballerte Rechtsextreme und die mysteriöse Champagnerbestellung. Noch am Veröffentlichungstag der letzten Fest und Flauschig-Ausgabe, am Abend des 6.
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Oktober 2024, meldet sich Fest und Flauschig-Hörer David bei der Fest und Flauschig Faktencheck-Redaktion. Fest und Flauschig-Hörer David hat am Veröffentlichungstag von Fest und Flauschig den letzten Abend beim Münchner Oktoberfest im Käferzelt verbracht. Fest und Flauschig-Hörer David schreibt, Hallo zu der Käfer-Story. War heute auf der Wiesn.
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Hab Herrn Käfer getroffen, ihn auf die Story angesprochen und er hat diese bejaht. Er meinte zudem, dass er solche Leute weder in Deutschland noch in seinem Zelt haben möchte. Die Story stimmt also. Es waren Zeugen anwesend. Ende der Nachricht. Am 7.10.2024 telefonierte die Fest und Flauschig Faktencheck-Redaktion mit Fest und Flauschig-Hörer David.
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Auch im persönlichen Gespräch bekräftigte Fest und Flauschig-Hörer David noch einmal, dass er am Ausstrahlungstag von Fest und Flauschig Michael Käfer auf die Geschichte aus Fest und Flauschig angesprochen habe und Michael Käfer ihm gegenüber diese Geschichte persönlich bestätigte.
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Auch seien, sagte fest und flauschig Hörer David am Telefon, mehrere Menschen anwesend gewesen, die bezeugen könnten, dass dieses Gespräch mit Michael Käfer genauso wie von ihm geschildert stattgefunden habe. Nach aktueller Quellenlage und aktuellem Stand der Recherche
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stellt sich die Sachlage rund um den durchgeballerten Rechtsextremen und die mysteriöse Champagnerbestellung im Käferzelt am letzten Wochenende auf dem Münchner Oktoberfest wie folgt dar. Michael Käfer bestätigt sehr wohl, dass die in Fest und Flauschig geschilderten Ereignisse sich genauso wie geschildert auch zugetragen haben.
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Warum die Unternehmenssprecherin von Wiesenwirt Michael Käfer diese Information nicht an die Presse weitergegeben hat, ist unklar. Generell gibt die Fest und Flauschig Faktencheck-Redaktion zu bedenken, dass über dem gesamten Vorgang ein dicker, fetter, undurchsichtiger Weißbiernebel zu liegen scheint.
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Bis zur nächsten Ausgabe von Fest und Flauschig wird sich dieser Weißbiernebel hoffentlich ein kleines bisschen lichten. Und die harten Fakten rund um die Geschichte mit dem durchgeballerten Rechtsextremen und der mysteriösen Champagnerbestellung werden klarer zu erkennen sein.
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Schalten Sie nächsten Sonntag auf jeden Fall Fest und Flauschig ein mit Olli Schulz und Jan Böhmermann bei Spotify und überall sonst, wo es Podcasts gibt. Zurück zum laufenden Programm. Achtung, Achtung, Achtung! Es ist inzwischen Mittwoch, der 9. Oktober 2024, drei Tage nach Erstausstrahlung der Fest-und-Flauschig-Folge vom 6.
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Oktober 2024 und es gibt eine spektakuläre Wende im Fall des Champagner-Nazis im Käferzelt. Entgegen ihrer ersten Ausführungen können sich sowohl der Champagner-Nazi als auch Wiesenwirt Michael Käfer dann doch auf einmal wieder an alles erinnern. Das Investigativ-Team von RTL und Stern.de hat sich nämlich knallhart hinter die Sache geklemmt. Puh! angerufen.
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Demnach lässt sich festhalten, die Geschichte aus Fest und Flauschig vom 6. Oktober 2024 stimmt. In Klammern plus minus zwei bis drei Promille. Hier die Einzelheiten. Entgegen der ersten, zum Teil widersprüchlichen Ausführungen der Unternehmenssprecherin von Feinkost Käfer kann sich Wiesenwirt Michael Käfer selbst inzwischen an ziemlich viel mehr erinnern.
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Der Stern schreibt, dass Käfer nun die Schilderungen seiner Sprecherin in Teilen korrigiert. Demnach, so schildert Michael Käfer persönlich, habe es am 28. September 2024 eben doch eine Situation gegeben, an die er sich erinnern könne.
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Ein Gast habe ihn an jenem Abend im Käferzelt darauf aufmerksam gemacht, dass der europaweit bekannte durchgeballerte Rechtsextreme Maximilian K. im Käferzelt feiern würde. Daraufhin habe auch Michael Käfer den Nazi bemerkt und das Treiben rund um den AfD-Politiker beobachtet. Anschließend habe Michael Käfer seine Band angewiesen, andere Musik zu spielen. Zitat
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Weiter finden Stern und RTL heraus, dass der europaweit bekannte und derzeit in mehrere bedenkliche nachrichtendienstliche Vorgänge mit Bezug zu China und Russland verwickelte Rechtsextreme mit anderen Gästen aus Frankfurt an einem Tisch gesessen habe. Von diesem Tisch sei sehr wohl eine größere Bestellung Champagner ausgegangen, die Michael Käfer jedoch nicht stornierte.
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Auch der Nazi bestätigt nun inzwischen persönlich, dass eine sehr große Bestellung Champagner von seinem Tisch im Käferzelt ausgegangen sei. Der Rechtsextreme persönlich habe jedoch keine 200 Flaschen Shampoos bestellt und auch keine 150, führt Wiesenwirt Michael Käfer weiter aus.
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Andere Personen, die mit dem Vorfall im Käferzelt ebenfalls vertraut sind, schreibt RTL, berichten, dass die Bestellung rund 50 Flaschen betragen haben soll. Alter! Alter, halten wir also nochmal fest. Die Geschichte in Fest und Flauschig stimmt.
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Folgende Medien haben die Darstellung eines europaweit bekannten Rechtsextremen, der zudem ein notorischer Lügner ist und derzeit in mehrere bedenkliche nachrichtendienstliche Vorgänge mit Bezug zu China und Russland verwickelt ist, unüberprüft abgedruckt.
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Bild, Welt, Focus Online, The Europian, was auch immer das ist, auf jeden Fall ist der Chefredakteur von The Europian auch gleichzeitig irgendwie Chefredakteur von Focus Online. Interessant. Weltwoche, Apollo News, Journalistenwatch, Faschokurier, Nazi am Sonntag, die Hitlerwoche und 28.000 andere Clickbait-Medien, die einfach nur ihren Müll voneinander abschreiben.
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Ferner gilt festzuhalten, das einzige Medium, das sich wirklich die Mühe gemacht hat, die Champagner-Nazi-Geschichte seriös zu recherchieren, war RTL. Die alles entscheidende Frage, die über diesem ganzen Vorgang steht, hat jedoch kein einziges Medium gestellt. Darum stellen wir sie hier bei Fest und Flauschig noch einmal. Doppelpunkt. Warum feiert ein europaweit bekannter Rechtsextremer
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der so rechtsextrem ist, dass er selbst der fucking AfD zu rechtsextrem ist, im verschissenen Wiesn-Zelt auf dem Oktoberfest. Und warum schmeißt Wiesnwirt Michael Käfer diesen europaweit bekannten völkisch-rechtsextremen Vollidioten nicht sofort raus und seine ganze Bagage gleich mit, wenn er sie in seinem Zelt entdeckt, sondern lässt positive Musik spielen?
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Warum feiern europaweit bekannte Rechtsextreme und Verfassungsfeinde, die zudem auch noch mutmaßlich mit russischen und chinesischen Nachrichtendiensten zusammenarbeiten, um die Bundesrepublik Deutschland kaputt zu machen, im fucking Käferzelt auf dem Oktoberfest und niemand macht was dagegen?
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Und die einzigen beiden Medien, die sich im Rahmen ihrer Möglichkeiten, so seriös es geht, darum bemühen herauszufinden, was wirklich passiert ist, sind RTL und ein verschissener Comedy-Podcast bei Spotify. Eine ausführliche Nachbesprechung dieses Falls erfolgt natürlich bei Fest und Flauschig am kommenden Sonntag bei Spotify, Deezer und überall sonst, wo es Podcasts gibt.
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Und das liegt nicht daran, dass du kein Content hast, sondern dass du bislang einfach noch nicht den richtigen Jingle dafür gebaut hast. Das ist der einzige Grund, dass da möchte ich hier meine eidesstattliche Versicherung abgeben.
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Aber wie heißt das? Der Metal am Mittwoch, am Sonntag? Oder wie soll das dann heißen?
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Warum bin ich denn da an erster Stelle? Das finde ich voll scheiße. Ich möchte zuhören und genießen. Ich möchte nicht als Absender...
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Wir müssen wirklich aufpassen, weil wenn du jetzt, wenn das heißt Metal mit Jan und Olli und du jetzt irgendwas, keine Ahnung, über Mille Petrovskar, Petrovcek sagst, dass der irgendwie die Haare drei Zentimeter kürzer hat und dann kommt der Anwalt von dem, dann bin ich da mitgehangen, mitgefangen.
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Wir sind hier kein kleiner Podcast mehr, wollte ich nur sagen. Wir sind ein Ozeandampfer. Wir sind die Bismarck, das größte deutsche Kampfschiff.
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Ja, man kennt es auch, dass so weirde Anrufe kommen von Leuten, wo man das gar nicht mitbekommen hat, dass man selber auch mal vielleicht von jemandem, Ziel unerwidert der Liebe war.
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Das sind ja gar nicht die falschen Leute. Sondern die Leute, die wissen, worauf es wirklich ankommt im Leben. Und ob das falsch oder nicht falsch ist, das entscheiden sowieso wir. Wir sind die, die das entscheiden.
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Weißt du was, ich denke manchmal, wir leben in Zeiten, in denen die Leute einfache Antworten wollen. Und komplexe Unterhaltung kommt dann vielleicht nicht ganz so gut an. Wir machen komplexe Unterhaltung in Zeiten, wo Leute einfache Antworten wollen. Na klar, ist das nicht so leicht.
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Ich habe so viele tolle E-Mails bekommen, teilweise anonym, teilweise mit Klarnamen von Leuten, die mir geschildert haben, wie die Aufzeichnungen bei der neuen Raab-Sendung vonstatten gehen. Wir hatten ja letzte Woche aufgerufen, dass ihr, wenn ihr da mal seid als Zuschauerinnen und Zuschauer, uns gerne mal so einen kleinen Erfahrungsbericht schicken könnt.
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Das habe ich jetzt alles hier gesammelt und ausgewiesen. Wir sind wirklich von ganz vielen unterschiedlichen Leuten angekommen. Das würde ich vielleicht gerne auf nächste Woche verschieben, weil wir müssen uns heute nochmal um eine zurückliegende Sache kümmern. Hoffentlich gibt es die Sendung dann noch nächste Woche.
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mich sicher, weil das ist der smarteste Deal, den Raab jemals gemacht hat und RTL auch. Und wir müssen uns um eine zurückliegende Sache kümmern. Wir machen es gar nicht so super lang. Und dazu muss ich vielleicht kurz einleiten. Ihr habt es vielleicht gerade in der Pause gehört, worum es geht, nämlich um die Sendung in der vergangenen Woche. Und dazu muss ich vielleicht einmal einordnend vorlesen.
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Wir sind wirklich ein Riesentanker hier. Fest und Flauschig ist kein kleiner Podcast. Wir haben eine große Verantwortung. Mit großer Reichweite kommt große Verantwortung. Wir sind Flexstore. Nee, Flagship. Wir sind ein Flagship-Store, auch wenn wir irgendwie so eine abgewetzte Fließjacke manchmal am Pfandautomaten. Aber wir kriegen hier von euch jede Woche wirklich unglaublich viele Nachrichten.
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Teilweise an unsere Redaktions-Mail-Adresse, die immer noch von Corona freigeschaltet ist. Da kommen immer noch E-Mails an manchmal. Aber ganz viele bei Olli und mir. Und wir sind natürlich auch sehr lange im Geschäft. Wir wissen schon, wenn jemand Scheiße erzählt und wenn nicht.
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Und wir kriegen auch manchmal zu Vorgängen, die in der Wirklichkeit passieren, von ganz vielen Leuten, ganz viele Mails von vielen unterschiedlichen Leuten und können so dann ganz gut einschätzen, ob etwas wirklich passiert ist oder nicht. Und manchmal lesen wir auch Nachrichten vor. Und wenn wir Nachrichten vorlesen, dann wissen wir auch, von wem diese Nachrichten kommen.
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Also wir sprechen mit den Leuten dann oder wir kennen diese Leute. Oder wir haben persönlichen Kontakt zu diesen Leuten. Und letzte Woche habe ich eine Nachricht vorgelesen aus dem ersten Stock des Wiesen-Oktoberfestzeltes der Firma Käfer, Feinkost Käfer, das berühmte Käferzelt. Da habe sich am Ende September eben die Geschichte, die ihr eben gehört habt, zugetragen.
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Muss ich jetzt nicht wiederholen. Und die Person, die uns oder der Freundeskreis, der uns diese Geschichte geschickt hat, war wirklich, muss ich mal sagen, nach der Sendung seit Sonntag in heller Aufregung. Die waren alle ganz erstmal enttäuscht, wahnsinnig aufgeregt, weil was danach passierte und ich weiß nicht, ob ihr das mitbekommen habt.
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ist, dass der betreffende Rechtsextreme das alles abgestritten hat und erstmal gesagt hat, ich werde meinen Anwalt anrufen, das stimmt alles nicht, das ist unwahr. Und da muss man jetzt Folgendes sagen, weil klar, das ist ein notorischer Lügner, das ist ein Schmierlappen, das ist ein Nazi, das ist wirklich ein Arschloch.
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Er ist eh bekannt, er lebt das leichte Leben, er ist Europaabgeordneter, ist so rechtsextrem und so unseriös, dass er selbst für die rechtsextreme, sehr unseriöse Partei AfD eigentlich ein No-Go ist. Im Europaparlament hassen ihn alle, selbst die Marine Le Pen hat keinen Bock auf den Typen.
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Und ist tatsächlich verwickelt, also andauernd gab es in den letzten Wochen so Meldungen von festgenommenen chinesischen Spioninnen und Spionen, alle Wege führen ins Büro von diesem Schampusmax, diesem Rechtsextremen, der eben gemeinsam mit anderen Rechtsextremen am besagten Abend im Oktoberfestzelt von Michael Käfer im Käferzelt war. Und dazu diese Geschichte, die ihr gehört habt.
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Aber selbst unseriöse Typen. Wenn es Geschichten in der Welt sind, die nicht stimmen, selbst wenn Leute notorische Lügner sind und selber lügen, man kann natürlich über Leute nicht einfach Sachen verbreiten, die nicht stimmen. Und obwohl ich mit dem Hörer und dem Freundeskreis telefoniert habe und das wirklich glaubhaft auch andere anonyme Nachrichten versichert haben, das ist passiert.
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Also die Lage... War so wie dargestellt. Zumindest wir, die da waren, sehen das so. Genug Leute, die unabhängig voneinander uns geschrieben haben.
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Ich bin dabei, das Altglas... Gerade diese Spotify-Fleece-Jacke ist wirklich so eine Ich-bring-jetzt-mal-das-Altglas-weg-Jacke. Richtig. Das ist genauso... Und ehrlich gesagt, wir sind doch sowas wie die Trucker bei Spotify.
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Genau, wir haben telefoniert und wir haben Kontakt aufgenommen und auch natürlich, um mal zu checken, was ist das für eine Person und ich hatte keinen Grund an der Glaubwürdigkeit zu zweifeln, zumal es eben mehrere Leute gab, die diese Geschichte erzählt haben.
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Aber man muss erstmal sagen, er hat erst abgestritten, weil dann haben sofort natürlich diese Geschichten, keine Ahnung wo das herkam und im Internet haben sie dann direkt geschrieben, hier Böhmermann lügt über Krahl.
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Und wenn das nicht stimmt und wenn das wirklich eine Räuberpistole ist, die wir hier bei Fest und Flauschig vorlesen, dann sind wir wirklich die Letzten, die sagen, das lassen wir so stehen. Selbst Verfassungsfeinde und Leute, die Deutschland hassen und alles, wofür das moderne Nachkriegsdeutschland steht, kaputt machen wollen, haben ein Recht darauf, dass man sie wahrheitsgemäß wiedergibt.
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Und da habe ich natürlich das Erste, was ich gemacht habe, ist, Moment, der sagt, das stimmt nicht, dann muss das die Fest- und Flauschig-Hörerschaft erfahren.
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Also die meisten von euch werden wahrscheinlich fest und flauschig gehört haben und zwar am letzten Sonntag schon, weil das habe ich sofort natürlich hochgeladen, als dann rauskam, krass, schreitet es ab, das müssen die Leute erfahren, wenn das nicht stimmt, mein Gott, ich will niemandem Unrecht tun. Aber dann? Ja, aber dann, als nächstes hat sich dann die Sprecherin von Michael Käfer gemeldet.
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Das war letzten Sonntag, das Oktoberfest war im vollen Gange, Michael Käfer ist, wie das so sein Michael-Käfer-Art ist, im Oktoberfest-Käferzelt rumgelaufen, die Sprecherin war die Einzige, die für die Presse zu erreichen war und die hat erstmal, ich sag mal so, gelabert.
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Die hat erstmal gesagt, ich will damit nichts zu tun haben, peinliche Geschichte, ist alles nie passiert, es gab keine Champagnerbestellung, das ist alles... Und dann, als ich das gelesen habe, wenn die Sprecherin von Michael Käfer das sagt, dann müssen wir das auch sagen. Wir können ja nicht einfach hier Lügen von Fest- und Flauschehörern in der Sendung vorlesen.
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Ja, genau. Da muss man wirklich sagen, das muss man korrigieren. Und das kannst du dir vorstellen, wie das dann... Bei unseren Fest- und Flauschig-Hörern, die uns diese Nachrichten geschrieben haben, das in meinem Postfach, das glühte.
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Ich habe mit so vielen Leuten telefoniert, da meldete sich am Abend noch der David, der den Michael Käfer, weil er das bei Fest und Flauschig gehört hat, also hat gehört, da gab es eine Geschichte und der Rechtsextreme sagt, das ist nicht wahr, da hat er den Michael Käfer.
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am Oktoberfestabend nochmal angesprochen, in Anwesenheit von ganz vielen Leuten und der Michael Käfer hat unserem Hörer gesagt, das stimmt. Ich konnte das gar nicht glauben. Ich hab mit dem Hörer auch nochmal telefoniert.
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Also wir haben doch völlig, wenn du das jetzt eben so gesagt hast, wir haben doch das Recht, wie der Tourbusfahrer auch, eine Jacke von Spotify anzuziehen und dafür nicht komisch angeguckt zu werden auf der Straße. Wir sind doch nichts anderes als die Trucker von Spotify.
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Sag mal, du hast wirklich mit dem, ja, dessen Klarnamen raus, hab gecheckt, das sind alle, mal ganz kurz, wir sprechen übrigens im Käferzelt, das ist keine Mallorca-Bande, das sind alles stramme BWLer, wenn du im Käferzelt im ersten Stock sitzt, das sind, natürlich sind das Assis, aber also halt wie, also Assis, aber Manche sind dahin, weil die da einfach auf der Ecke wohnen und dahin gehen.
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Also erstmal ist das alles natürlich ein bisschen assi, wie wir auch alle assi sind. Das ist natürlich ein Partyabend, du willst da Spaß haben und bist irgendwie besoffen und so. Aber das sind jetzt, das musst du dir auch leisten können, im Käferzelt im ersten Stock zu hängen. Das sind Leute, die kommen aus dem Geschäftsleben, die wollen einmal die Sau rauslassen.
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Das ist jetzt nicht, ich sag mal so, der goldene Handschuh oder so.
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Aber jetzt spitze sich das zu, weil jetzt hat halt die Sprecherin von Michael Käfer auch noch gesagt, das ist alles gar nicht passiert. Und dann haben wir natürlich, wie es unsere journalistische Pflicht ist, dann auch gesagt, das ist alles gar nicht passiert. Wir klären das alles auf, aber es deutete sich schon an, weil die Quellenlage auf unserer Seite... Dass es vielleicht doch passiert ist.
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Ja, also alles, was wir hier bei uns bei Fest und Flauschig hatten, ich gebe hiermit öffentlich... meine eidesstattliche Versicherung ab, dass alles, was ich jetzt hier erzähle, die absolute Wahrheit ist.
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Ich hab einfach mit wahnsinnig vielen unglaublich wütenden Münchner Geschäftsleuten telefoniert, die alle keine Linksextremen sind, sondern alles gut betuchte BWLer mit gestutzten Bärten, mit Klarnamen und eigenen Gesellschaften, die sagen, ey Jan, ganz ehrlich, Ich bin eher... Wir haben das alle gehört. Und wir waren doch alle dabei. Wir haben Münchner Dialekt gehabt.
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Ich weiß gar nicht, was wir jetzt machen. Und in der Presse... Guckt euch mal die Artikel an, die dann erschienen sind danach. Böhmermann gegen Krah. Jetzt wird... Wer lügt? So auf eine Stufe. Es ist wirklich so ein... So ein absoluter, muss man wirklich sagen, politischer, menschlicher, wirklich das allerallerletzte. Jemand, der wirklich ganz, ganz, ganz, ganz, ganz unten ist, also wir.
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Und dann auch noch jemand, der noch ein paar Stufen weiter unten ist. Aber das auf eine Stufe zu stellen, das hat selbst mir weh getan. Und dann aber, dann passierte vorhin, da habe ich gesagt, okay Leute, ich habe jetzt hier auf der einen Seite wirklich eine Handvoll von Leuten, von denen ich weiß, wer es ist, wie die heißen, die unabhängig voneinander mir erzählen, dass das so passiert ist.
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Und na klar, das Erste, was dann eine der Quellen sagte, ja, wir wissen nicht mehr genau, Jan, sorry, ob das jetzt 50 Flaschen waren oder 150, ob das 150 oder 200 Flaschen waren oder 20.000, das können wir nicht sagen, es war ein voller Abend.
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Und auch Michael Käfer, ich greife da schon mal ein bisschen vor, der mir geschrieben hat, eine sehr, sehr, sehr lange Mail hat mir Michael Käfer geschrieben, Wirklich? Ja, eine sehr lange Mailgeschichte. Ich lese mal kurz, damit ihr mal wisst, wie das auch Michael Käfer, der Wirt im Käferzelt, wie der diese Situation, die wir da vorfinden, wie der diese Situation einschätzt.
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Er schreibt nämlich, um es ein bisschen einzuordnen. Im ersten Stock der Käferwiesenschenke Stock der Käferwiesenschenke sind abends weit mehr als 100 Gäste und feiern. Es ist eng, es ist laut, die Leute tanzen in den Gängen und auf den Bänken. In diesem Gewusel können sie sich schon mit ihrem direkten Gegenüber kaum unterhalten, ohne sich anzuschreien.
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Was nur ein paar Meter weiter vor sich geht, das bekommt man schon gar nicht mehr mit. Das habe ich eh mir gedacht, ist eine schwierige Quellenlage, alle sind besoffen, alle sind gut drauf, man weiß eh nicht so ganz genau, was da alles passiert. Was aber tatsächlich, das möchte ich an dieser Stelle mal sagen, was mir die Quellen übereinstimmt, ganz glaubhaft versichert haben.
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Als dieser Vorfall, der geschehen ist, ob er so geschehen ist oder ob nicht, da kommen wir gleich dazu, was da wohl noch passiert ist, im Käferzelt gab es eine Durchsage. nach diesem mutmaßlichen Vorfall. Wir hier im Käferzelt, wir stehen für Toleranz und Liebe und Frieden und dann wurde diese Happy Musik gespielt. Was aber die Quellen schon gesagt, wir wissen nicht, wie viele Flaschen Champagner.
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Ich muss eine Sache kurz sagen. Weißt du, wer sich bei mir gemeldet hat? Na? Dossi.
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Das war nun ganz ehrlich, ob das nun der Rechtsextreme persönlich war, der diese Sachen bestellt hat oder die Leute am Tisch, das wissen wir können natürlich auch nicht sagen. Dazu muss man aber mal sagen, also zum Beispiel, wenn du jetzt an einem Tisch mit lauter Unbekannten einen Prominenten hast, das dann hinterher in der Erzählung heißt, der Typ
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Oder der hat es ausgegeben, wenn er sich so verwalten hat, ob das nun den wirklich konkreten Bestellvorgang der Champagnerflaschen bei ihm persönlich betrifft oder ob das die Gruppe war, die sich um ihn gebildet hat.
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Zum Beispiel ich jetzt hier in diesem Fall, Jan Böhmermann, hab ja auch nur die glaubwürdige Schilderung eines Vorgangs eines Hörers vorgelesen und trotzdem steht in den Zeitungen, Jan Böhmermann sagt. Das ist ungefähr so gleich. Ja, das ist aber auch einfach
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Ich sag mal, diese leichte Unschärfe, wenn du einen Promi hast, der irgendwas macht, dann wird dem das schneller mal zugerechnet als den Unbekannten drumherum. Wichtig ist quasi, ist das aus der Gruppe? Hat er das nun wirklich persönlich selber gemacht? Ich kann mir gar nicht vorstellen. Anders, ich weiß nicht, ob der überhaupt die finanziellen Mittel hat.
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Ich meine, der verdient gut als Europaabgeordneter, aber der reißt so viel hin und her. Vielleicht haben die zusammengearbeitet. zusammengelegt vorher. Kann sein. Also es ging auf jeden Fall von seinem Tisch aus. Das haben die Quellen dann nochmal gesagt. Ja, das wissen wir jetzt auch nicht so ganz genau, aber wir meinen schon. Auch haben sie noch gesagt, gut, cut.
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Ich also nun diese beiden Dinger nebeneinander. Die Leute, die wirklich auch sauer waren und verletzt und so nach dem Motto, wir schlagen das Internet auf. Keiner glaubt uns. Wir waren doch alle da. Was sollen wir denn jetzt machen? Und ich so, pass mal auf, Leute. Ich nehme das in die Hand. Nein, ich nehme das in die Hand. Weißt du, was ich da gemacht habe den ganzen Dienstag? Na?
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Der Mann, der uns zu Spotify, ein amerikanischer Medienmanager, der längst nicht mehr bei Spotify arbeitet. Und er hat sich bei mir gemeldet. Ich hab noch nicht zurückgerufen, ich kam noch nicht dazu.
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Ich habe versucht, Michael Käfer persönlich ans Telefon zu bekommen. Wirklich?
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Ja, also ich habe versucht, den ganzen Dienstag über Michael Käfer persönlich zu erreichen, weil bislang war ja seine Schilderung die, die mir noch fehlte. Es hat die Sprecherin seines Unternehmens was gesagt, dass der Fascho das alles abstreitet und sagt, ich höre im Kreis nicht an und vor. Das war ja klar.
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Der Einzige, der diesen Fall aufklären könnte, ist natürlich der einzige Neutrale in dieser ganzen Geschichte, also neutral wie wir als Beobachter, der nämlich dabei gewesen ist. Michael Käfer. Michael Käfer, der Wiesnwirt. Und der hat bislang, ich meine, die Situation ist auch echt krass. Das war der letzte Tag des Oktoberfests. Es wurde gesoffen. Michael Käfer ist jeden Abend da.
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Jeden Abend geht er von Tisch zu Tisch. Das ist nicht leichter, die tausend Besoffenen. in Schach zu halten. Er hat völlig recht. Und da habe ich also gedacht, ich muss jetzt mal Michael Käfer hier diese Reihe von 50 Fragen, die ich hier habe.
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Habe ich mir auch gedacht, könnte es vielleicht sein, dass das der Grund ist, warum erst die Unternehmenssprecherin rangegangen ist. Und könnte es vielleicht auch sein, dass so die großen Boulevardmedien, die Bild-Zeitung, wo ich mir ziemlich sicher bin, dass die eine direkte Durchwahl zu Michael Käfer haben.
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Und ich kann mir auch vorstellen, dass die recht früh mit Michael Käfer gesprochen haben, dass die aber kein gemeinsames großes Interesse daran hatten, das irgendwie größer auszuwalzen. Und vielleicht ganz froh waren, dass jetzt so eine Böhmermann gegen Nazi-Geschichte draus geworden ist und keiner sich darüber Gedanken macht, was eigentlich Michael Käfers Rolle in diesem ganzen Ding war.
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Egal, egal. Ich habe mir gedacht, Michael Käfer ist derjenige, der mir jetzt mal sagen kann, wer denn jetzt hier lügt. der Rechtsextreme oder die 50 Festo-Flausche-Hörer. Nein, es waren nicht 50, aber wirklich eine Handvoll Leute, die bei mir am Telefon sind und sagen, wir wissen nicht, was wir machen sollen.
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Und da habe ich mir eine Liste von Fragen zusammengestellt, eine ganz spitzfindige Liste und auch mit den sehr detaillierten Schilderungen unserer Hörerinnen und Hörer und wollte mit ihnen sprechen. Das hat sehr lange gedauert. Das Unternehmen Käfer, habe ich dann erfahren, ist ein Riesenunternehmen. Wusstest du, dass die die Bundestagskantine betreiben zum Beispiel?
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Ist ein tolles Restaurant entstanden. Wenn man in der Telefonschleife ist, es gibt Käfer-Restaurant, ganz München ist bei Käfer. Also der Typ hat wirklich viel zu tun und hat dann auch den halben Tag immer Sekretariat hin, Sekretariat her. Da hab ich gedacht, okay, jetzt lass ich mal ganz München wissen, dass Jan Böhmermann gerne mit Herrn Käfer persönlich sprechen möchte.
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Da hab ich alle Leute angerufen, von denen ich nur im Entferntesten... Paul Breitner, Kalle Rummenigge, Uli Hoeneß, deine alten Kollegen. Könnt ihr bitte Michael Käfer ausrichten, dass er sich mal bitte, es geht ganz schnell, das ist auch nicht schlimm, ich will einfach nur wissen, wer hier die Wahrheit erzählt und wer nicht und was jetzt wirklich passiert ist.
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Und offensichtlich hat parallel dazu ein Journalistenteam von RTL, ich wusste gar nicht, dass da Journalisten arbeiten, aber die waren echt gut. Die haben sich wirklich mit, übrigens auch unser, das fest und flauschig Social Media Team an dieser Stelle.
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Kompliment, ihr habt wirklich durchgeackert, Tag und Nacht, es ist eine ganze, ihr wisst ja, wir haben so einen großen Podcast, wir haben 50 Leute, die hinter den Kulissen unsere Mails beantworten, also die haben wirklich zur Höchstleistung, egal. Die Journalisten haben auf jeden Fall Parallelkontakt aufgenommen zu Michael Käfer und dann...
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tatsächlich am Abend des Dienstags erschien bei Stern.de, die irgendwie mit RTL zusammen sind, dieser Artikel Fest zusammen oder was? Ja, die sind fest zusammen, wo essentially und ich paraphrasiere jetzt aber bis auf wirklich marginale Details Michael Käfer eigentlich alles einräumt, was in der Fest- und Flauschig-Ausgabe von letzter Woche erzählt wurde. Es ist einfach passiert.
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Mit der Einschränkung, dass es eben wohl nicht 200 Flaschen... Keine genauere Angabe von Champagner. Das waren wohl nicht 200, sondern 50. Das sei am Tisch ausgegeben worden von dem Rechtsextremen, also wohl auch nicht von ihm persönlich. Wobei selbst das unscharf ist.
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Und ich hab danach jetzt nochmal, ich hab gestern nochmal mit unseren Quellentelefonieren, die bleiben dabei, nee, es waren 200, die hatten aber nur 50 Flaschen. Also es wurden nur 50 abkassiert, aber die wollten eigentlich 200 haben. Das ist jetzt die, ich weiß nicht, ob das stimmt oder nicht, aber das sagen jetzt die Quellen.
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Und Michael Käfer, auch das ist wohl falsch in der Geschichte, hat die Bestellung nicht storniert. Also die haben da weiter. Die haben es bekommen. Genau. Das sind so die einzigen Einschränkungen. Und das ist jetzt der Stand der Dinge. Und was ich mich jetzt frage.
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Was ich mich jetzt gefragt habe, in dem Sternartikel stand, dass sich der Rechtsextreme an dem Tisch eines Frankfurter Geschäftsmanns befunden habe. Und selbst wenn er nur 50 Flaschen an diesem Tisch von Champagner bestellt, das ist ja locker 11.000 Euro. Was ist denn das für ein Frankfurter Geschäftsmann? Hab ich mich gefragt.
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Ja, ich bin jetzt hier wieder unterwegs für Sausolidus und jetzt schiebe ich diese Woche. Ich schwöre dir, Andreas W. Herb. Wir haben einmal uns einen Witz gemacht über den. Das wird immer alles gesampelt. Alle meine Dark-Accounts folgen Andreas Herb. Ich freue mich, dass ich mit ihm vom Flughafen Paderborn abheben kann, dass ich einen Tag in Griechenland bin.
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Dass man mal in Dubai einen Tag mit ihm ist. Wieder immer die Regale kontrolliert.
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Und hör mal bitte auf, hier andauernd irgendwelche unbescholtenen, coolen Geschäftsleute aus Paderborn in die Nähe von Rechtsextremen. Das hat nämlich nichts miteinander zu tun. Aber ich möchte trotzdem gerne wissen, an wessen Tisch der Rechtsextreme da gesessen hat, der da offensichtlich diese Champagner-Sause... Mit ihm zusammen oder gemeinsam da sich irgendwie den dicken Max gemacht.
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Und ich saß neben Dossi bei Hamilton und wir haben gemeinsam geweint im Musical von Hamilton, als noch die Originalbesetzung spielte.
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Und warum, und das hab ich dann mich gefragt, warum diese Frage, die man gestellt hat, warum denn der Michael Käfer den nicht sofort rausgeschmissen hat? Also es ist wohl auch dazu gekommen, dass dann der Michael Käfer gesagt hat, ach du Scheiße, hier ist Tumult oder hier sind Leute, die sich aufregen, dass da ein Fascho sitzt. Dann gab's wohl diese Happy-Go-Lucky-Musik, sagt Michael Käfer auch.
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Und warum er dann nicht einfach den Typen rausgeschmissen hat. Und da hat RTL wohl die Antwort, dann stand noch bei Twitter, hab ich das gelesen, es war gar nicht im Artikel drin, dass der Rechtsextreme wohl an dem Abend sich auch nicht so gut gefühlt habe und sei dann auch recht schnell, hätte der einen polnischen gemacht.
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Wundert mich, also hatte der Angst oder wollte der nicht, dass jemand rausfindet, mit wem er da am Tisch sitzt oder hat derjenige, mit dem er da am Tisch saß, der die Runde da gemeinsam geschmissen hat, gesagt, geh mal lieber näher, kommt das raus, wer ich hier bin. Da hab ich die Scheiße an den Hacken.
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Das sind einfach nur offene Fragen, ganz spannende Fragen. Ich möchte auf jeden Fall mal sagen, Entschuldigung an die festen Flauschelhörer, die hatten keine schöne Zeit. Weil die haben glaubhaft, mit Klarnamen, uns versichert, unabhängig voneinander, das ist die Lage hier auf unserer Seite, dass das so passiert ist. Und was dann in den Medien daraus gemacht wurde, ist,
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Böhmermann sagt was, Nazi sagt, das stimmt nicht. Böhmermann lügt, Nazi hat recht. Das ist die Geschichte, die jetzt auch größtenteils in der Welt... Und selbst als der Stern den Korrekturartikel, wo Michael Käfer sagt... Das Schlimmste, was ich gelesen habe, ich weiß nicht, ob es die Welt war oder so, ich weiß auch gar nicht...
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Und ich weiß auch, ich weiß auch gar nicht, woher der Glaube kommt, dass wenn wir irgendwas behaupten, oder auch in meiner, wenn irgendwas behauptet wird, was nicht stimmt, und das nicht stimmt, dass dann irgendjemand glaubt, dass ich, ich würde das, ich schwöre dir, ich halte das nicht aus, dass das dann da falsch steht.
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Und ich hab das auch nicht, wirklich, ich hatte am Sonntag gedacht, ach du Scheiße, bin ich hier offen, ist das ein Prank? Haben mir hier verschiedene Leute diese Geschichte erzählt, unabhängig voneinander, und das ist ein Prank, und wir wurden geprankt, ich will dem, ich finde, das ist ein Idiot, der Typ. Es ist einfach ein Rechtsextremer.
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Aber wenn das nicht stimmt, dann darf man das nicht so stehen lassen. Das darf man natürlich nicht machen. Natürlich so. Warum glaubt irgendjemand, dass ich mich irgendwie... Ich schäme mich null dafür, Sachen zu korrigieren. Wenn man einen Fehler gemacht hat, dann korrigiert man das. Und wenn man falsche Sachen berichtet oder auch nur falsche...
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Dinge suggeriert, die nicht stimmen und natürlich gibt es immer Graubereiche und es gibt Dinge, wo man es anders sieht, vielleicht andere Meinungen hat, aber wenn Fakten nicht stimmen, dann wird es korrigiert. Das ist einfach so, das gehört sich so.
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Aber selbst der Sternartikel oder der Korrektur RTL-Artikel hatte die Überschrift, ich muss mal kurz, ich muss direkt mal raus, damit ich es nicht falsch sage, RTL Böhmermann, mal gucken, das ist das letzte irgendwie. Was sagt RTL? Böhmermann, Stern, wie war der letzte Artikel?
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Da, der hatte, alle anderen waren Böhmermann gegen Kramer und der einzige Artikel, in dem alles nochmal, in dem alles so stand, wie es wirklich passiert ist und unterm Strich. Bleibt, dass wir recht hatten, dass die Geschichte stimmte, dass unsere Hörerinnen und Hörer die Wahrheit erzählt haben.
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Der trägt die Überschrift Böhmermann-Vorwürfe, Oktoberfest, Zeltbetreiber, präzisiert Angaben zu Schampussause mit Gra. Das ist aber, kann ich das präzisieren?
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Genau, aber dass er da zum allerersten Mal selber darüber spricht, der Typ, der dabei war, und dass er es nicht präzisiert, sondern dass er das einfach genau so bestätigt, wie wir das in dem Podcast besprochen haben, das, naja, ist egal. Ist egal.
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So weit ist man schon bei den Push-Up-Nachrichten gekommen. Das machen ja Verlage öfter mal, dass die so redaktionelle Beiträge, dass Journalisten dann schreiben müssen über gute Produkte und das wird dir... Das sieht aus wie ein SZ-Artikel. Überschrift, mit diesem Handtuch fühlt man sich wie in Watte gehüllt. Und dann als erstes Waffelpiquet oder Frottee. Was ist denn das für eine... Hä?
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Aber dann ist es ja nicht so einer dieser, wie wenn Joko sagt irgendwie, Joko Winterscheidt empfiehlt Kryptowährungen. Habe ich letztens so eine KI-Werbung gesehen.
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Achtung, Disclaimer. Joko Winterscheidt empfiehlt keine Kryptowährungen. Das ist eine KI-Fake-Geschichte. Niemand empfiehlt Kryptowährungen. Niemand, ne. Ja.
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Ja, und in diesem Fall wirklich Shoutout und liebe Grüße an RTL.de, an diese zwei Journalisten, die das da gemacht haben. Das war wirklich, die haben mit allen gesprochen, wie sich das gehört. Und da muss man auch mal sagen, wir sind natürlich ein Laber-Podcast. Klar, das kann natürlich theoretisch passieren, dass wir eine Story vorlesen, die nicht stimmt.
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Aber natürlich, zum einen sind wir sehr erfahrene Medienfuzzis und zum anderen, selbst wenn was nicht stimmt... Dann wird das korrigiert oder dann sagen wir das hier. Also dass der Rechtsextreme jetzt 200 Flaschen Champagner bestellt hat, ich weiß nicht, ob das, das kann man, also er selber nicht, aber das hat ja auch keiner behauptet. Hat das jemand behauptet?
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Ich habe mir das jetzt nicht zu eigen gemacht. Und selbst die Hörer, die uns das geschrieben haben, haben gesagt, ja wir wissen nicht, ob das 200 waren oder 149 oder 20.000. Aber das ist dieser Vorgang.
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Ja, genau. Ich bin gespannt. Aber trotzdem bin ich so ein kleines bisschen enttäuscht. Und ich weiß, ich kenn das ja von innen und irgendwie, das ist immer eine schöne Schlagzeile, klickt immer gut und Böhmermann und bla bla bla und so. Aber, ähm, Ich bin so ein bisschen desillusioniert, dafür bin ich nicht Journalist geworden.
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Ich fand, dass diese Woche, das ist ja normalerweise, machen das meine Kolleginnen und Kollegen, ich habe diese Woche dann selber zum Hörer gegriffen und habe mit den wirklich völlig aufgelösten Leuten, die uns diese Mails geschrieben haben, gesprochen. Und die waren einfach, denen ging es einfach wirklich, also wirklich, ich habe gestern noch mit einem telefoniert,
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Und denen ging es einfach nicht gut. Wenn du damit nie zu tun hast und wenn du nicht in den Medien bist und nicht weißt, wie das funktioniert, dass es eben eine Wahrheit gibt, was passiert ist. Und dann gibt es eben das, was in der Zeitung steht. Und dass das natürlich nicht immer das Gleiche ist.
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Zum einen, weil natürlich die Wahrnehmungen unterschiedlich sind, aber zum anderen, weil manchmal auch Leute lügen. Und das nicht zurücknehmen und nicht nur lügen, sondern auch sagen, ich lüge und ich gehe gegen... anwaltlich gegen Leute vor, die die Wahrheit sagen. Das passiert und zwar jeden Tag. Und Rechtsextreme und die AfD machen das besonders gerne, um Leute einzuschüchtern.
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Und da siehst du halt, es gibt Leute, die lassen sich davon einschüchtern. Und die sind allein schon mit der Berichterstattung, da schreiben wir hier Mails an Fest und Flauschig, dann lesen die das vor. Und dann sagen die Medien, das stimmt nicht, weil der Nazi gesagt hat, das stimmt nicht. Und dann glaubt uns keiner mehr.
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Und das zu korrigieren, das machen dann die wenigsten. Also auch die Leute, die für die erste Schlagzeile spannend ist, die haben dann da keinen Bock mehr drauf.
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Halt die Schnauze. Hat Böhmermann-Mentor Olli Schulz gelogen? Gibt es den Plattenladen wirklich? Morgen in ihrem scheiß Medium. Jetzt habe ich Lust bekommen, dir kurz noch eine Geschichte vorzulesen. Von einem der vielen Hörer, die uns geschrieben haben, die bei einer Raab-Aufzeichnung dabei waren. Hast du Lust auf ein bisschen heißen oder ist das uninteressant? Gerne.
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Komm, ich mach mal Musik an dazu. Pass auf. Also mir schreibt ein Hörer, der anonym bleiben möchte und ich lese jetzt, das ist das Schöne an dieser Mail, es sind ganz viele Eindrücke nur, da ist die Wahrscheinlichkeit, dass da jetzt Unwahrheiten oder potenzielle Unwahrheiten oder strittige Punkte verhandelt werden, das ist relativ gering.
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Er schreibt, lieber Olli, lieber Jan, seit 2016 höre ich und liebe ich Fest und Flauschig und jetzt habe ich mal das erste Mal interessante Infos für euch zum ersten Mal. Also vielen Dank. In der letzten Folge wolltet ihr von den Leuten wissen bezüglich der neuen Show von Stefan Raab.
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Ich war bei der Aufzeichnung der zweiten Episode und habe die Witze über Wokeness, Schwule und den Ausländersong live miterleben dürfen. Ich habe in meinem Leben bisher wenige Sachen so stark bereut, wie den Kauf dieser Tickets. Da haben ja andere gesagt, die Tickets kosten übrigens 35 Euro, man kriegt nur ein Wasser dafür vor Ort.
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Die Aufzeichnung war ein reiner Fiebertraum. Meine Begleitung und ich haben Cringe erwartet, aber wir hätten nie gedacht, dass es so schlimm werden würde. Dass es Crunch wird. Bei der Ticketkontrolle wurde man von einer Person aus dem Team, vermutlich basierend auf Alter und Aussehen, auf einen Platz im Publikum zugeteilt. Mein Kumpel und ich sind recht jung und hip aussehend.
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Wir bekamen daher die besten Plätze und wurden gefühlt permanent während der Aufzeichnung gefilmt. Daher sind wir auch einige Male in der Sendung zu sehen. Aha, guck mal, interessant. Jedoch kann man uns anmerken, wie viel Spaß wir haben. Mir ist eine Person mit Behinderung aufgefallen, welche in die hinterste, letzte Reihe gesetzt wurde, damit sie keiner sehen muss.
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Das Publikum hättest du nicht besser beschreiben können. Wir hatten vor Ort das Publikum als Typus Ballermann-Urlaube verbucht. Außerdem ist uns vor dem Einlass bei ein paar Personen aus dem Crewteam der Show aufgefallen, dass sie ziemlich... Das kann ich nicht vorlesen. Das kann ich nicht vorlesen. Eine sehr spezielle Zustandsbeschreibung des Teams. Das kann ich nicht.
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Es war alles so schlimm und unlustig und cringe. Der Warm-Upper zog noch sein restliches Material durch, was auch nicht wirklich witzig war. Dann sollten wir noch ein paar Mal einen guten Applaus machen, damit man mehr Material zum Schneiden hätte. Dann kam Raab. Er kam ohne Fake-Szene raus, die er in der zweiten Ausgabe hatte.
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Er hat uns erklärt, wie wir wann einsetzen sollen, wenn der Song angestimmt wird beim Rausfliegen der Kandidaten. Ebenfalls hat er mit uns das Happy Birthday geprobt und hat uns gesagt, wie wir klatschen sollen. Sehr viel und sehr laut klatschen und wenn er reinkommt und ein Signal mit seinem Fuß gibt, sollen wir abrupt aufhören.
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Dann hat er uns ein paar Witze vorgelesen, wie die mit der Zahngesundheit und ein paar andere. Sagte, es wäre aber jetzt nicht lustig, wenn er die nochmal in der Show erzählt. Aber dann erzählt er die Witze in der Sendung nochmal. Abgesehen davon waren die Witze sowieso beschissen. Am Anfang hatte ich das Gefühl...
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dass er, kann ich auch nicht vorlesen, da macht er noch Witze über Wognis und Gender, bla bla bla bla bla, egal. Am Ende, du hattest recht, als Elton reinkam, hat sich die Stimmung komplett verändert. Es war wirklich, es wurde no joke, wirklich kalt. Deswegen war auch in der letzten Sendung hier Dingsda, wie heißt der? Jan Köppen.
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Als die Show vorbei war jedenfalls, haben mein Kumpel und ich uns anscheinend etwas laut darüber unterhalten, wie schlimm es war und haben dabei einige Blicke kassiert. Von der S-Bahn von Hürth nach Hause muss ich noch mal ein Bierleer trinken, das habe ich auf Ex weggekippt, das mir jedoch nicht bekommen und ich musste dreimal kurz in den Mülleimer vorm Kölner Hauptbahnhof kotzen.
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schreibt er jetzt noch, war nicht das schlechteste an diesem Tag.
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Kann ich diese Schriftsätze, die ich jetzt vorbereitet habe, um die Existenz von Michael Andrack zu vernichten, jetzt einfach mit einem anderen Namen an Jörg Thaddeus dann schicken? Einfach mal keinen neuen Krieg starten. Was ist die Schlagzeile nach dieser?
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Ich hab jetzt so Bock, mir die dritte Ausgabe anzugucken. Ich geh jetzt auf den Stepper und schau mir die letzte Ausgabe an. Ist schon die vierte. Fühlt sich für mich erst wieder an wie die dritte, weil es so fresh ist. Guck ich mir total gerne an. Ich bin einer der 200.000 Leute, die das jede Woche gucken. Und ich gönn das wirklich allen Beteiligten.
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Ja, wir haben es geschafft. Und ich würde gerne vielleicht versöhnlich enden mit einer kurzen Nachricht von der Sarah. Sie schreibt, apropos Oktoberfest. Wir haben in unserem ostdeutschen 60-Seelen-Dorf zusammen mit ansässigen Vereinen ein Demokratiefest gegen den Rechtsruck im Osten organisiert.
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Das sorgte dafür, dass auch das Bündnis Sarah Wagenknecht mit der AfD das Fest verlassen hat und am nächsten Tag die lokale Kommunalzeitung schöne Presse für die AfD gemacht hat. wie schön das Fest gewesen sei. Und es ist nämlich nicht so, dass die Leute sich alle wegducken, auch wenn in der Presse andere steht.
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Es gibt ganz viele Leute, die sich engagieren, die den Mund aufmachen und auch wenn die Wirklichkeit immer unangenehmer wird und die Presse das nicht erfasst und nicht sieht, wie irgendwie die Menschen sich engagieren. Uns gibt es hier, die Ossis ducken sich nicht weg. Lieben Gruß aus dem Osten. We shall overcome. Liebe Grüße, Sarah. Das ist doch ein schönes Wort.
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Und wenn ihr eine Nazi seid im Käferzelt, Mach die Handys an. Sag Bescheid. Sag dem Käfer Bescheid, dass er den rausschmeißen soll. Und damit das nicht fest und flauschig Thema wird, sondern das könnt ihr direkt vor Ort klären. Ist ganz einfach. Muss man auch keine Angst vorhaben.
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Aber das ist doch total, und ich muss wirklich sagen, das Schlimme an dieser Jacke ist, dass sie so leicht ist, also die Geschenke, die wir so zu Weihnachten bekommen von Spotify oder die eigentlich alle Leute, die enger bei Spotify mitarbeiten, ich glaube nicht, dass wir da eine besondere Ausnahme haben, die passen sich immer dem aktuellen Aktienkurs an.
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Also es gab Jahre, da hat jeder einen Goldbarren zugeschickt bekommen. Ein Klein. Ein Klein. Jetzt letztes Jahr war, glaube ich, ein Spotify-Rap-Schal und eben diese Fleece-Jacke. Und ich muss wirklich sagen, mit einer schwarzen Fleece-Jacke, wo klein irgendein Logo drauf ist, kannst du... Ich bin in einem Alter, wo das wirklich eines meiner Top-Geschenke ist. Und das ziehst du schnell über.
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Das ist egal, was da drunter ist. Egal, ob das regnet, ob das stürmt. Eine Fleece-Jacke kannst du immer anziehen. Ist mir auch scheißegal.
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Ja, genau. Und du wirst, glaube ich, aus alten PET-Flaschen gemacht. Also, auch witzig, ne? Die PET-Flaschen, die du da reinschmeißt, die werden irgendwann in China zu diesen Spotify-Rap-Jacken gemacht. Dann kommt das irgendwann wieder zu dir zurück. Es ist bald wieder Rap-Saison bei Spotify. Bald ist es wieder so weit.
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Weihnachten fährt ja einen Hintergrund, seit Spotify diese Rap-Kampagne immer fährt. Jesus und die Kirche müssen sich was Neues einfallen lassen. Spotify Rap ist da. Bald geht's wieder los. Ich muss kurz einen Teaser machen, also die Leute neugierig machen, dass wir natürlich heute extrem ausführlich und detailliert über die neuen Manfred-Krug-Tagebücher sprechen werden.
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Das wird auf jeden Fall passieren. Die Geschichte der Woche, die mich zumindest Anfang der Woche, so bis Dienstag ungefähr, sehr beschäftigt hat, war diese Schampus-Käfer-Scheiße von letzter Woche. Also ich habe ein bisschen was vorbereitet. Ich kann nur so viel schon mal, einen kleinen Hinweis, pass mal auf, warte mal, ich muss das einmal, wo ist denn hier, Jingle Intro, ach jetzt habe ich,
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Spiel ich gleich ab, ich hab einen Fehler gemacht in meinem... Mach nix.
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Ich hab schon Zähne geputzt, schon zweimal, weil ich zwischendrin noch Kaffee getrunken habe. Ich hasse nichts mehr, als einen Kaffeeatem durch den halben Morgen zu tragen. Hallo, Olli. Ja, aber erst Kaffee trinken, dann Zähneputzen, Jan. Das ist eine Faustregel. Ich stehe auf, putze die Zähne, dann trinke ich Kaffee, dann warte ich ein halbes Stündchen.
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Der ist doch wirklich immer noch der gleiche Elfenbeinturm, wo du dich einst mit Olli... Olli fragt, der ein guter Freund von mir ist. Ja, ich weiß, aber die Geschichte ist ja inzwischen fest und flauschig. Legende, Legende.
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Lecker ist das schon, ein bisschen Kaffee im Mund zu haben morgens. Und dann putze ich mir nochmal die Zähne und dann geht der Tag richtig los.
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Ich habe mich sehr gefreut, dass wir uns heute hören und wir die Sendung heute machen, weil ich habe eine große moralische Frage an dich oder beziehungsweise eine große, ja fast ein Gerichtsurteil brauche ich eigentlich von dir. Du hast bestimmt mit, du bist ja Fußballfan, im weitesten Sinne zumindest an Fußballkultur interessiert.
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Die Füße, die mache ich abends schön sauber. Herzlich willkommen bei Fest und Flauschig bei Spotify. Das war ein Intro, ich sage es direkt, sonst vergessen wir es. Ruben Dietzer hat uns das zugeschickt. Ist auch brühwarm. Habe ich heute noch von WeTransfer runtergezogen. Liebe Grüße, Ruben. Habe ich ihn da extra angeschrieben. Habe ich nämlich bei Instagram gesehen, dass er da in seinem Studio saß.
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And everyone knew that we had produced it and produced it together, but no one could watch it because we all didn't have an RTL Plus subscription. Then we got into it and then we started watching CNN. And then the voice tipped off so slowly in the evening.
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And then around two, half past three in the night, because it was all super late, you noticed that the first ones were so huddled around, they would rather go home, because they had the feeling that there would be nothing left. And then I was still with three other colleagues at the end, so at four o'clock at night.
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No, unfortunately not. I had planned to sleep in a company again, because I thought, like last time, it was really cool. But when I fell asleep on the sofa, I remembered that it was really shitty last time. And I already fell asleep with the feeling, shit, dude, now they really voted for Trump. And this time I didn't even think, shit, now they really voted for Trump, what's going to happen now?
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But shit, they really did it again. And I know exactly what's going to happen now. And it's going to get much worse than before. Because this time Trump was of course prepared. And the people who have shamed themselves around Trump have also really stood up. The next four years will not be exactly like the first four years, but it will be much worse. I think it will be much quieter.
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He doesn't have to keep hitting on the shit, but he has 10,000 employees who now ... People who are in the administration, in the American authorities, are replaced.
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Exactly, so it won't go to an end, because that's fortunately still on our side. And I found it interesting how then at some point ... I started playing religious categories. The most common, loud-spoken sentence of the evening was just, oh God, oh God, oh God. Oh God, oh God, oh God.
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I'm not cynical or anything, no one is really cynical, but you thought, people, to be honest, oh God, oh God, oh God. So that it becomes so clear, I wouldn't have thought.
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Okay, I saw Luisa Neubauer, who somehow did a election campaign for Kamala Harris. Sorry, I have to say that very briefly.
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the same. I saw that and thought, I can understand why you do that, but you unfortunately smell, even as a used person, you unfortunately smell that the priority list is perhaps a little bit confused.
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And I don't know if you can now somehow with camera team from door to door, if there are not perhaps more urgent problems and perhaps also other people, whether it is perhaps helpful, the energy that you put into your own self-actualization, maybe to distribute to more people, because I think that's what it comes down to now, above all.
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So not just keeping together, that's also such a flask, but I think that you can out of this madness. I mean, he's a fascist, he's a racist, he's a convict, a criminal offender, a criminal offender, he's a reckless economic criminal. It's completely insane to vote for him, it's completely indisputable. But now, again in four years, to fall into a tangle or hold something together.
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No, it has to come from that at some point that you really do something. And it's always said easily and yes, yes, in the podcast there is talk and you always say yes, but when, if not now? And now they are in power. I think a positive thought is also not so really positive, but if you, if you exclude many substitutes, now Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are on the zenith of their power.
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On the actual zenith of your work. You always thought it could get worse, but now it's even worse. But now, for me, such a, not such an excitement has set in, but such a certain cold with a look at it and such a certain pragmatism, now not in the sense of you have to deal with it now, but you have to accept that this is the reality and not an exceptional appearance.
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Ja, erst mal. Du siehst gut aus. Du siehst auch gut aus. Du hast gute Haut heute. I was put on make-up, I had a strong make-up, also from my work, and also a little private, and then I put on make-up very hatefully, because I had family visits, and then I was too lazy, because I didn't experience make-up like ladies, for example.
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And always these whispers like, we Americans are not like that. No, no, you are like that. You're like that. Obviously you're like that. And not 100,000 or with a small majority, but with a large majority. And everyone actually saw it coming. And those who didn't see it coming didn't want to have it true. America is not like that. Yes, America is like that.
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Yes, but fortunately there are other things. And I think, first of all, the realization, that's obviously what we're dealing with now. And that doesn't mean that you're going to break all the bridges, that you're going to raise the contacts. But I think you just have to be clear and above all now really look around Europe and look at what is happening here.
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I wrote down a few comforting thoughts that have helped me a bit in the last few days. It's the hope podcast. Maybe a little bit, but thoughtful thoughts from which you can maybe develop new things.
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Because if a continent has made it, of course with millions of deaths and wars, but at least if a continent has experience with it, different interests in partly bloody, that doesn't necessarily have to be again, but in dispute, then somehow to moderate so that you become one, if even fragile, but at least... Now, since almost 100 years, a stable intermediate solution has come, then it is Europe.
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We have it longer than the United States of America. We are much more experienced in dealing with each other and also with the moderating of different interests. And we have to, I think, from this experience, really look at how we can do it, to stand up closed to the outside. Because now we are, I have the feeling, we are stuck.
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We have an irrational player on the western side, an irrational player on the eastern side and another irrational player from our perspective on the eastern side. And there is no such thing as a definition of who we are. And so far we have not really had the real need to develop that.
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And I always find that in negotiations or even if you, I don't know, there is a nice sentence, if you want to negotiate and want to be successful, then you really have to think like that. And I didn't have the feeling that we were at a point so far Where we could really say, we mean it that way, because the necessity didn't really feel like a necessity to us.
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I already heard the sentence today, say, do you have smokey ice? Yes, I didn't really put on make-up. Just briefly, so I don't forget, that was the intro by Ben Schütte, Arno Dübel, the Elmshorn version. Thank you very much, greetings, Ben Schütte, thank you for the great intro. It rarely fits better than today, because Arno Dübel is officially dismissed as Germany's bravest unemployed.
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And I don't know if... I don't know if he's lucky, it's completely out of the question that Friedrich Merz will be the next chancellor. How should it be otherwise? What do you think it will be otherwise?
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I'm sorry if I just wanted to say that. Did you see him with the Taylor Swift band on Twitter again? Robert has been on Twitter since last Thursday or Friday night. Dude, I don't know. I understand the intellectual approach of Robert Habeck. I don't know if they...
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Yes, but let me talk about it at the end. This is so long already, so long, on such a long way, if we look back.
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bin ich ganz froh, dass wir gerade als Land Deutschland nicht in der Lage sind, hier den quasi das Selbstbewusstsein, was wir jetzt finden müssen, so superdeutsch zu dominieren. Es geht doch nicht um superdeutsch, es geht um europäisches Grundgefühl. Es geht jetzt darum, dass Europa...
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He is of course Christian Lindner now. Or in the broadest sense, Germany is unemployed in a way.
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It manages to look forward closed and self-consciously and to assert itself against the new blocks that are no longer in friendly connection with us like the last 80 years, but obviously in competition, in a kind of competition and in any case no longer in unconditional adhesion, although it was never unconditional. And I'm very happy.
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That we don't have a federal government in this phase of the new order with a racist or some completely insane at the top. Can still come. Can still come. But Friedrich Merz is also not a racist and not a completely insane. Just like Robert Habeck or Olaf Scholz, the other probable chancellor candidates. But I find it amazing that you suddenly agree with Friedrich Merz.
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You're just getting over it. No, I'm not satisfied, but if you look at it, we have 34% in the current polls. Of course, if a question of trust is asked in January, which is also awesome. We haven't even talked about what happened. In the morning there were the election results. Woke up, completely tired, slept in the company. And then all day, dude, one fucking e-mail after the other.
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And then in the evening these press conferences. I watched so much Phoenix. I didn't even take my cell phone with me. I just watched Phoenix. I watched Phoenix press conferences. And that was spectacular, that Olaf Scholz on last Wednesday The government let it burst, or rather Christian Lindner threw it out and then the government burst.
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And all day long at BILD.de you checked, oh, tonight is somehow coalition committee and Christian Lindner is doing one of his stunts again. And again a cell phone somehow with Axel Springer, through violence always. I have at the BILD show just once, I'll just let you walk with me. Is it okay for you if we do the coalition committee during that time? That's how it was the last time and again.
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And then in the evening, things turned out quite differently, because Christian Lindner obviously could not imagine that other people also have thoughts behind them and maybe also think strategically like him. And then he was so completely perplexed that he was thrown out. And then it was of course about who makes the press conference first, who sets the message first.
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And I thought, okay, dude, now Scholz really threw him out, he let it fall for years, he just pulled the plug. And then there were really these live feeds from the FDP's parliamentary hall in the Bundestag and next to it in the Kanzleramt. I just thought, who comes out first? Who comes out first, he expected that to happen.
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And it was of course Scholz, because Christian Lindner had to sort himself out first, because he obviously couldn't imagine that someone would notice that he had been on the phone with the Bild-Zeitung for years while he was sitting in the coalition and running some other side quests. And then Olaf Scholz came out and the first thing I thought was ... Dude, why is this so cool performed?
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Would there be a teleprompter there? Because that's my job. My job is to read from the teleprompter every week.
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That's why I immediately see when people work with the teleprompter. It can't be. I've never heard a politician say such a perfect thing in such a situation. That's why we're always stumbling around, looking at the sheet and Angela Merkel's around. And then he really looked around in a circle. And then they showed a total from time to time. What is a teleprompter?
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Until then, at some point, a colleague of mine circled it, made a screenshot. Look, he has these American teleprompters standing there. These, you know, these plexiglass things. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And I've been told from government circles, from the highest government circles, Olaf Scholz has only been on the road with these teleprompters for months and everyone is very jealous, would also like to do it, but they can't. So they can't do it from the teleprompter. There's only one and there's only the Kanzler teleprompter and that's Olaf Scholz.
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But teleprompter, that's a really small excursion. Teleprompter is a science for itself. Der Teleprompter beim Fernsehen, das ist quasi ein Gerät, wo man einen Moderationstext so vor die Kamera gehalten bekommt, dass man mit so einem gekippten Spiegel in die Kamera schaut und es sieht so aus, als würde man die Leute anschauen, aber in Wirklichkeit liest man die ganze Zeit einen Text ab.
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Und dieser Text, der wird natürlich von einer Person gesteuert, weil man muss ja immer genau, also einen kleinen Ausschnitt, und der Ausschnitt muss, den man gerade vorliest, genau in dem Moment da zu sehen sein, wenn er vor... If you have it in front of you. That's totally difficult. There are very few people who can control these teleprompters. The software for these teleprompters is super old.
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That's not modern software, but that's really all Windows 3.11 and stuff. For us, for example, it's, shout out at this point, Teleprompter Frank. Prompter Frank, we call him. Frank is... A television milestone. Greetings, Frank.
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No, Prompter Frank, without Prompter Frank, the German television would collapse. Among other things, Heidi Klum. When she moderates the final at Germany's Next Topmodel, then Prompter always sits on Prompter Frank. Because there are three in Germany who do that. And Prompter Frank is one who is always with us. The next day he is somehow, I don't know, with Günter Jauch or wherever he is.
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Everyone uses Prompter Frank and Prompter Frank... Without them, nothing works. And I wonder if in politics, when the prompter is introduced, if it's like that now, if he's in his ... Olaf Scholz has to have someone in his staff who turns the prompter. So he always turns the text at the point. He definitely prompted.
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And then Christian Lindner came out and I don't know if it was a calculation, if he was really shocked, or if he rubbed his eyes with tears. Then you thought, what is this? Is he playing the full range of feelings now? Of course, you had to think directly of the old story. Was man sich auch nicht vorstellen kann, aber wenn Hitler nicht mehr weiter wusste, hat er geweint.
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Protokollare. Zwischen einer angekündigten Vertrauensfrage und dem Stellen der Vertrauensfrage ist der zweiterfolgreichste Podcast Deutschlands verantwortlich für die Regierungsgeschäfte. Hab ich gerade gedacht, ist so ein Schattenparagraph.
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Haben wir, glaube ich, schon mal drüber gesprochen. Weißt du, dass du... Der Führer hat angefangen zu weinen, er will einen Holocaust mit sechs Millionen Toten. Völlig zynisch und gemein, aber dass dann jemand, der immer so...
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determined and outwardly self-confident and selfishly appears in such moments of defeat, suddenly stands there with watery eyes, I don't know exactly if I should take it from him, I'll be honest, or if it really breaks together. He stood there so watery and was really angry. And then the Greens came out. The Greens came out as second.
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And then Annalena Baerbock and Robert Habeck, as so often, stood at the exit of the chancellor's office in front of such a metal grid. They looked like they had just been released from the JVA Wiesbaden. And so light-headed and somehow swallowed up the words. Both always in moments, when it comes to it, always important to say the words to the end. It is now a historic press conference.
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Speak your words out. And there you really have to say, performance points to Olaf Scholz, of course. I found it spectacular, of course prepared. I thought the cool thing about it, he prepared it and Linden obviously didn't see it coming. And you're like, what? Why didn't you see that coming, dude? Do you think you're the only one who has any side-talks or what? That's what I thought.
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Do you think that Friedrich Merz, I can imagine that Christian Lindner might have noticed at that moment that he had been a little tool, that he was actually just a tool for superordinate interests, because his party is at 3% in the polls. Why should he want to re-evaluate? To be honest. And above all, why do you have to do it now?
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If you look at the Bild and the Welt, there is one tear-jerking article about Christian Lindner. He just put a fucking template in there and then he was released. Dude, you really saw that coming. And honestly, three years ago. That didn't happen long ago. That's strange. I wonder if Christian Lindner is not just a tool in the end and who might tell him that it could possibly be like that.
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But I think in situations like this right now, do you really think it's a good idea to say, we can support Ukraine, but only if we cut the citizen's money? No, man. Adults learn at some point. There is a certain simultaneity of challenges and you have to solve them at the same time. And if you can't do that with the money you have, then you have to see where you get the money from.
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Bridges have to be built, even if Russia attacks Ukraine. And you can't just sit on the street in washing machine boxes because you want to save a billion. You have to do it all at the same time. Unfortunately, it's not possible to weigh it up against each other. Well, come on.
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We do it, but we start with the ones that are passed on to us. We are now in the office until the question of trust is asked. So a lot has happened this week. I didn't sleep much because we have to work a lot. I'm still a little hot. You, on the other hand, I would like to talk about that first before we take care of the current world and federal politics. You were once again a New York City boy.
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Me too, but I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing, I have to say one important thing,
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To be so surprised, I thought the performance was only interesting, then he really takes years on his own responsibility and then it comes to his own responsibility and then it suddenly collapses and wants to be saved or something. So that's kind of a bit strange.
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Well, I think it's exciting and no one has made a good figure and I'm looking forward to a chancellorship of Friedrich Merz, no matter how long it takes. I wonder with whom, maybe with the BSW, with Sarah Wagenknecht. That would perhaps be the only option after the election. I was very grateful that I didn't get much from the fascists. So they did say something, but it was somehow uninteresting.
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And that gave me hope that maybe when Olaf Scholz, Robert Habeck, Friedrich Merz and then somehow one of the Nazis are elected, that it doesn't play a role so much, because the people then pull together again, that it might lead to a bit of... Because they really don't have any solutions at all. And do you want to do it like in America?
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Do you want to do it like in America and vote for the fascists? Fortunately, we have a wider range. And I think to myself in the end, what is that?
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The Sorcerer of the East. Wolfgang Thierse is the Sorcerer of the East.
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I saw you in the Instastory of Heidi Klum. And not only I saw it, but a lot of people sent it to me. Tom, was that Olli? Tom, was that Olli? Tom, behind this party. Olli. Details. Details. I want to know everything now.
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You just sent me the poster, I just saw the theater and thought that's tiny. I know that.
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Yes, I also liked that. You are very similar. This roughness, this masculinity, it's both.
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Was that a white taco shop? Yes, I know. Really? In a corner like that? In a corner in downtown, right? Yeah, yeah, downtown. Yeah, I know, of course.
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Yes, I actually have a few songs that I would like to put on the list today. On the one hand, I just clicked on it, so it clicked so hectic in the background, a song that I haven't put on yet, but I should have done it a long time ago, namely a very excellent version of the David Bowie classic Live on Mars. By the way, it's from Sophie Anna Kouroussa and it's from the David Bowie musical Lazarus.
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I think there was one of his absolute late works, it was a bit of an attempt to do something like the ABBA musical with David Bowie songs, but it didn't really work out because David Bowie is not ABBA. And there's a whole, no, Sophia Ann Caruso is her name, live on Mars.
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And I thought at first it was a little girl or a little boy who sings it, because it sounds so bell-like, like Heintje to his best times. And somehow, I don't know, I don't know. There are songs, when they are sung with inbounds, even if it's a bit kitschy, then they touch you at a point where you think, what, dude, how is that? That's what happens to me with the song Sophia and Caruso.
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It's a bit sad, a bit melancholic and you hear more in the voice than you heard with Bowie. And that's just such a great song. And then just something completely different, to look a little bit ahead, an old absolute classic, which is also not on our list, namely from Busta Rhymes. And that would be my songs. It may be that a third, maybe even a fourth comes on it. Oh, here it is.
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A third one comes from a Japanese artist from the 80s. You can already see on the cover that it's the 80s. It's a bit like a half-TikTok song. You know the hook line, but the whole song itself is also worth listening to. It's Miki Matsubara with Mayonaka No Door or Stay With Me. The cover alone is worth a trip. That would be my three songs. Maybe a few more will come.
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And we're going to try in the second half of Fest und Flauschig to continue scratching the yogurt cup and finding hope where there's none left. I noticed, maybe we can talk about it right now, if you know that, that there are sometimes situations where you think at the end of the week, that can't be all that, that it happened like that.
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That the things that have always just announced themselves, that were so far away, where you always just noticed parts of it, suddenly merge into a picture and all of a sudden everything makes sense. And I had... In this week again, like a reverse déjà vu actually.
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So not that you have the feeling that you have experienced something, but things come together and they suddenly result in a picture that you have only seen in parts so far. I don't know if that's too abstract now, maybe I'll explain what I mean by that in a moment. Maybe not.
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We have here... We have Belgium from time to time and tourists from abroad who want to look at the Cologne Cathedral, but wasps are not annoying with us. They don't exist in North Rhine-Westphalia. Then Henrik Wüst started the anti-wasp agenda in 2024 and since then they don't dare to do it anymore because of the border controls. Then there will be news about our tours that will take place soon.
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Really, yes, but more about that will come soon at Fest und Flausch, here on Sunday at Spotify. See you soon.
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Yes, I'm shocked. But that's the way it is. A lot has happened this week and we have to somehow work it out. We haven't heard each other live for a week. So much has happened in the meantime.
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Is that okay for you? That's okay, but I didn't even tell you, that's really my Achilles heel. I don't watch any big movies.
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Do you know that Wacken was taken over by the big investor KKR, who is also in Axel Springer, who has completely bought the brand Wacken. Really? Yes, KKR, who are in Springer, they bought Wacken. Just completely wacken!
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But why were they with you in Economy? I don't understand at all.
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Apart from that, the story sucks and the music is miserable.
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I think that's totally funny. That it's about something like cutting off limbs and splitting people into axes. And you with such a strange financial management mentality. It's unfortunately too long. The story is a bit like a TV game movie. From Olli there's only a middle finger.
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But honestly, I only know your friends from listening, but I can totally imagine what segment in my shoe class you and your circle of friends would have formed. And we even had a Christian Lindner with us, who came to school with an file case. We had that too. He was probably still in the same class in 1999. Neoliberal shit and hasn't moved away from it to this day and somehow doesn't realize it.
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Sorry, we're going straight to the horror movie. I have a super awesome take, I always want to read it briefly, by Özge İnan. Always helpful to see what she has to say.
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just writes imagine the most powerful media house in germany breaks every journalistic standard to jazz you up and you still bring it barely to three and a half percent love my ass off would change my name and move to dubai that also surprises me with christian linden that is also a bit of a kind of horror how that can be that he has been fluffed for weeks for years and now still after the shit and still only comes to three and a half percent and then
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Inevitably, you think, he's being used by people. The poor Christian Bach is also being used. But from whom is he being used?
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Thilo Ghosian is a warm welcome, dear colleague from Cologne. An outstanding media manager, a media maker, he's everywhere.
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Ja, leider, aber wir können das verknüpfen mit der Welt des Podcasts, weil ich würde dich ganz kurz mal eben fragen, wer ist denn in der erfolgreichen Horror-Podcast-Reihe Fest und Flauschig der Slasher eigentlich? Von uns beiden. Ja, wer ist denn der Slasher? Wer ist denn von uns der Slasher? Andréas. Susanne und Andreas, die Slash am Hintergrund. Ich geh noch mal weiter durch.
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Wer ist der Slasher bei Baywatch Berlin? Ist es Tommy, ist es Jakob, ist es Klaas? Jakob. Bei Sunset Club mit Sophie Passmann und Joko Winterscheidt. Sophie Passmann. Wer ist bei Lage der Nation der Slasher? Ist es Ulf? Ulf. Ulf ist der Slasher. Wer ist der Slasher bei Matze Hilscherl? immer der Gast. Wer ist der Slasher bei Tom und Bill in Kaulitz Hills? Wer ist der Slasher? Heidi.
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Wer ist der Slasher bei Ronsheimer, dem Erfolgspodcast von Ronsheimer? Matthias Döpfner. Julian Reichelt.
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Ich scroll hier gerade die Podcast-Charts durch, da sind Sachen bei, auf irgendwelchen hohen Plätzen, wo ich gar nicht, wusste ich gar nicht, dass es die überhaupt gibt. Eieieiei.
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Yes, I know it in Bremen, for example, the Balge, which actually runs along the marketplace, which has also been moved under the city, because it was annoying to hop over it on the way to the market. Then the people just put it in such a gutter, in such a canal. Yes, of course, I know, yes, there are many underground rivers. There are also many underground mountains.
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But that will happen in the future with rising sea levels and more and more frequent extreme weather and rainfalls from above. That will happen more often. Probably. Probably these are the things we can focus on in the next few years. Hey, dear parents out there, prepare your children for it.
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It's not just getting really warm in the summer, it's not just getting really unpleasant in the spring and autumn with rainfalls, but it can also be that sometimes on the way to school a shark swims by. Therefore. Aren't those nice thoughts for the future? I wrote something down, because I would like to call the podcast optimistic out of nowhere.
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And that is either, two suggestions, either go to the stars or get out of the projects. Because I've had so much to do with people again this week, who hang out in Berlin in some weird script conferences, where you think, that will never be published. Even if it is published, it will be shit. Do something with your hands, do something sensible, get out of the projects.
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Pack up, all hands on deck, do something sensible. Get out of Berlin, take care of Europa, for example. Or get up to the stars, without shaming people directly. That would be another possibility. Or do you have a better suggestion for today's podcast? Out of the Projects is a very good title. It annoyed me a bit this week, because I have the feeling that it's a mixture of
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Escapism, which applies to people, so do something completely different. I want to concentrate on the foreign lands as long as we can. And so I can understand. But it doesn't help. Especially this, oh god, oh god, we don't know what's coming our way. Yes, but you can do that. Times of movement are always times where you can maybe ideally... Can influence easier than usual in times of austerity.
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And if that's already metaphorically speaking, rub tectonic plates on top of each other, now you could hit a foot in between and maybe make a few smart thoughts or good thoughts and bring them in. And that might also bring something now.
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And then I always think, hey guys, and then they go into some kind of jobs where you don't know exactly what they are for jobs in some projects and come out of the projects, do something with your hands or I don't know, I don't know. I'm so fucked up from the week, dude, it was such an exhausting week. It was such an exhausting week.
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And we often have that at work, that we work so hard in front of us and everyone does the shows and it all comes together and then, you know, it's really a group of people working on a project and then everyone thinks about something and someone throws a ingredient in the pot and then there are weeks where everything comes together and it adds to a picture as if it were...
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And for example, let's take a look at our tour. The tour title of the tour of the Rundfunk Tanzorchester and me in January is called Eisern Ehrenfeld. And when I thought about it, One and a half years ago, everyone was like, hey, Eisern Ehrenfeld, because of Rammstein or something.
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And I swear on everything that I thought back then, no, because I think when we're on tour, that's exactly the right title. And I think it's now, really, now it's like, yeah, of course, not Rammstein, but you're standing there, Eisern is exactly my feeling, the only thing you can do now is stay Eisern or something like that. to try to hold on and to understand that as a kind of parole.
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And it was actually the feeling I had one and a half years ago when I was thinking that in one and a half years, at the beginning of 2025, how is the mood there? I think, first of all, I feel comfortable on stage when I say, stay iron. Well, everyone comes to the tour. Tell me again, when does your tour start again? You just have to get out.
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It starts in mid-January in Frankfurt, but it's already sold out. Eisen Ehrenfeld here, that's where it starts. It starts on the 13th of January in Frankfurt in the Jahrhunderthalle and then directly the most exciting thing on the 14th of January, moved up from the Palladium to the Lanxess Arena. Good luck there. From there, there are still tickets.
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Frankfurt is already sold out and then we're in Erfurt and Hannover, Swiss Life Hall. It's going to be great. There will be special guests. That's getting more and more. We're sitting on it next week and doing the set list. The show is planned. I worked with the choreographer who's already pink.
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And there I say, pay attention, that's my problem. First of all, physically it's okay, I'm fitter again. When we recorded Bömi brutzelt, I really noticed- Dude, it's hard for me to get up the stairs and stuff. I had such a fat summer. In the meantime, I've gone down a bit again to my usual 71 kilos. And now I realize, I have to train my voice.
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And I really have to do it every day so that the muscles so fit that I keep up with it properly. It's really long, from January 13th to the last performance is on February 1st in Essen in the Gruger Hall, Hamburg Barclays Arena, Max Schmeling Hall in Berlin, only a few more tickets, Vienna City Hall, there, excuse me, in Vienna, strangely enough, little.
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So it's full and stuff, but it's at least going on, because I think for political reasons, I can imagine, it's a difficult bottle at the moment. If you're in Berlin, I'll come to all of them. Come by. Eisen Ehrenfeld, it's really great. The Rundfunk Tanzorchester comes in first position. We're all there, we're really happy. Maybe we'll get Till Lindemann's penis cannon.
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The posters look like you could expect that. And I saw your tour posters at our studio. I drove past it, passed it yesterday. That was Olli's fault. I know them from work.
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Oh, that's nice. Wonderful. In the city center. Yes. That's a very nice theater. I'm in the hall, that's a bit outside. Where are you in Stuttgart? I'm not in Stuttgart at all.
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I even screened it. I usually only do that with wild videos of Anna Maria and Bushido. I recorded it with screen recording to ensure that it really happened.
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Of course, jumping around and hurting each other and breaking their arms and stuff. Why? Because of pogo. Oh, my ankle. Ouch, ouch. Website pogo.
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The Pogo is a dance that has its origins in the punk scene. The Pogo was created in 1976 and was originally an anti-disco dance of the alternative punk movement. Maxime was the one who used all means to move against the homophobic and boring disco beat.
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Punk was played very quickly at the beginning, in order not to come into contact with the all-powerful disco mainstream musically and socially politically. Punk bands played live music in the very first line, so the pogo dance in the group before and on stage. In the 1980s, the pogo was often found with representatives of electronic body music applications.
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Originally, the pogo dance only consisted of uncontrolled jumping into the air at the end of the 70s. But with the increasingly aggressive music that developed out of punk rock, the movements towards the music also became more and more intense. Especially in the hardcore scene, the slam dancing took place. According to Glen Matlock, Sex Pistols, the Pogo goes back to Sid Vicious.
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In his book, I Was a Teenage Sex Pistol, Matlock describes that Vicious was already a well-known personality in the punk scene before his time at the Pistols. When visiting the concert, he let go of his urge to dance under the influence of drugs and jumped up and down wildly because of the tightness in front of the stage. Whereby he flinched at the other spectators.
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Music reporters would have observed this and interpreted it as a new dance that had been missing from the new music so far. They would have chosen the name Pogo because Vicious looked like he was jumping on a pogo stick.
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It's like, it was often in Disney comics. The grandchildren of Donald Duck always had that. That's a spring stick with a spring where you stand on it. A jumping device. Here, directly from one to the other. A jumping device from the 60s, especially from the Entenhausen area. The pogo stick was more often depicted as a means of movement. That's why I know it as an old Donald Duck.
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And today they have a funny punk hairstyle and make a podcast where they explain the news by feeling every week. The Pogos. Yes. Guys, we only explain the news according to facts. That was a wild week. Sorry that we have a bit of a mess ahead of us today, but we have to get rid of it somewhere. I would like to see the next week... Robert Habeck is now a chancellor candidate.
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He has now called out the chancellor era with Taylor Swift. Friedrich Merz has been a chancellor candidate for a long time. Olaf Scholz will also be a chancellor candidate. I would like to see the chancellor candidates in the future purely according to performance. I don't want to look at the content. I want to evaluate everything performatively. Knödel Robert...
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The dumb Olaf, the loud, nervous Friedrich... And Friedrich Merz. Until a new chancellor is established, we will take over this. Overordered. The federal president calls every now and then to get some information from us, so that he knows what to say in his ten seconds. Guys, Germany is not without leadership. And it's always better to be without leadership than to have a leader again.
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You always have to think about that in Germany. That's why don't let your heads hang. It always goes on somehow. The podcast today is called out of the projects. All hands on deck. We need a stable back again. Tell your concerts off when a fascio plays in front of you. And if a friend of yours is thrown out in the bad and dangerous, then you don't go into the bad and dangerous anymore.
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And so we heal Germany again through decisions, through hard, cold decisions, but they are right. That's the important thing.
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What do you think would be the most beautiful hoot of the Chancellor candidates?
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Come on, come on. I think, let's be honest, I think it's insanely exhausting when you're in such a political responsibility to masturbate regularly. Especially how and when and where.
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I don't know exactly. I don't think Robert Habeck needed it, because it's all somehow in his political communication, the self-satisfaction.
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Or we know that it is smarter, because checks and balances are important to us, that we hand over the control to someone who is really able to take control in contrast to us.
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I've already seen it. Very spectacular costume. Somehow sweet almost. We already had this worm. I found it a bit scary. The egg and the bird, I found that a bit strange too. But this year it was totally cute. Mega elaborate. It looked totally crazy. So really crazy.
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As a universe, he is great. Yes, dressed up as the universe.
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But I can imagine that about you too. You're in an age where you're just a little bit happy to experiment. And Bill is in an age where you always want to settle down. Bill wants to come to a safe harbor and you want to experiment a little bit. And maybe he'll meet you right in the middle.
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It's a bit like commenting on the Eurovision Song Contest two times in a row. On the first time you're so excited that you don't even notice anything. On the second time you can enjoy it a bit more, if I'm in parallel somehow... Israel-Gaza-Conflict. That's where all the snipers sit on the roof. I'm so looking forward to the ESC in Basel.
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Because for the third time, I think, if we should be there again one day in the next year, then I think we can enjoy it a little more. But I think it's nice that you tell us about your trip.
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Yes, I have the first topic directly on the note. And then, well, the second topic, after we briefly talked about New York, I just said it, the Eurovision Song Contest, because a lot has happened there as well. The sad years at the ESC for Germany are now over, because now comes the man who dominates the show business in Germany like no other, Stefan Raab.
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managed to convince the NDR, together with RTL, to contest the Eurovision Song Contest. And then I can tell you a little story, because it could actually have been different. Do you know how it could have been?
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It could have been that maybe, so hypothetically, it could have been that from the beginning, that you would have thought, we will now let the four major broadcasters of Germany compete against each other at the next Eurovision Song Contest. Publicly, the ARD. Then ProSieben, Joko and Klaas, for the ARD, why not, for example, for the ARD, an open legal hanging sign with their own band.
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Who do we take? Maybe Jan Böhmermann and the Rundfunk Tanzorchester, they choose the songs for the ARD. For ProSieben, they chose Joko and Klaas. For VOX, it's the Dein Song Jury. And then RTL is also part of it, maybe DSTS or something else. And then you would have had the Battle of the Sender. And then at some point Stefan Raab came and then everyone else said, come on, let's do it alone.
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Imagine, that would have been like that. And now Stefan Raab is still with ARD and they are doing the Eurovision Song Contest together. I'm really happy and I'm excited to see what comes out of it. Are you really happy? I know exactly, German entertainment is always the most beautiful when people remember together how it was 20 years ago.
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That's exactly the kind of progression that Germany needs right now, the security of 20 years. Better start nothing new, better remember how it was 20 years ago and so we just do it again. I'm totally excited. I also know that Thomas Gottschalk with his stick walking around and telling how cool it used to be, that's also successful, that's also entertainment.
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But isn't that interesting? You see, we've developed a nice, interesting idea that out of fear of the future or out of uncertainty, we really cling to the few things that we believe are somehow good and that we somehow manage to hold on to them. That we really jump back in terms of entertainment somehow 20 years ago, because everything is so uncertain. This week was definitely really tough.
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Stichwort Unterhaltung. Wir haben die Sendung dreimal umgeschmissen, weil so viel passiert ist, dass Trump gewinnt. Erstmal, das letzte Mal haben wir gemeinsam eine Wahl-Cookparty gemacht, eine amerikanische, vor acht Jahren, als Trump gewählt wurde. Und ich hab gedacht, um diesen Fluch von damals zu brechen, machen wir wieder eine Wahl-Cookparty.
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Yes, Germany's bravest unemployed. At Fest und Flauschig, at Spotify, at Apple Podcasts, at RTL Plus, at Deezer and Podimo. On Sunday, 10.11.2024. Arnold Dübel was once Germany's bravest unemployed. Here is Germany's bravest employee, Olli Schulz.
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Now in the meantime I think that Trump is always elected when we have a party because it was really an absolute disaster event. I had an extra Mexican buffet somehow organized and there were nachos and it was mega delicious.
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Everyone was really happy, there were 50 people there and in the course of the evening, of course, we all hung up all the nerds in some forums where you already got the tendency of the evening and so on. We watched CNN from the beginning, got into it again with the El Hotzo documentary, because none of us has an RTL Plus subscription.
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But there is a motto in our show, and that is to challenge the existing. And if you look at this beef between all these strange YouTubers, all these half-right... Azzybubble and Chuyoka, that's her name, the YouTuber. And you have to say, all the people who talk publicly, talk a lot of shit. We all talk a lot of shit, on Twitch a lot of shit is being talked about.
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And of course Chuyoka also talked shit, which we also told in the show, that she talked shit.
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But how this shitstorm started and what is in the core of this shitstorm, namely just pure women's hostility, I know that gamers don't like to hear that and they feel challenged and say that everything is not true and we have a good right to defend ourselves, of course you do, but you have to let yourself be liked that there are people who look at this thing from the outside and make the effort to free the core.
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Ali's wife is also a self-conscious woman. Meinungsstücke. Unsere Sendung, das ZDF Magazin Royale, ist immer eine Meinungssendung. Aber alles, was der Meinung zugrunde liegt, ist wahnsinnig gut recherchiert. Und nicht immer sind es nur die Fakten. Manchmal also zum Beispiel die legendäre Geschichte, die auch dich betroffen hat.
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Also damals diese Maskengeschichte mit deinem ehemaligen Bootsbesitzerfreund. Of course, the facts are hard and they are also brought into the show, but we also have a lot more research results. We speak with sources, we know from people how they see things and we don't just make our picture based on what we can really prove hard.
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In addition, there are also the many variable factors and in the end an impression is created and then it's just unfortunately like that and we bring it in. I would also wish it wasn't like it is in the show and things change of course. So sometimes, for example, I made a very bad show about electric cars.
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There it was really still so, I fell into the prejudices, the whole editorial board turned their eyes, no one wanted to find Elektroautos cool. And of course we were wrong. Of course, if you take out material for 11 years, of course you do that. Do you sometimes get lost in your opinion or the world changes so that you can no longer keep your opinion. But in fact ... Unfortunately, it's right.
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In the end, we make ourselves totally vulnerable if that's not the case. And every show is taken from at least two different legal entities again and checked for years. Plus an editorial and a fact check. And if journalists listen now and so on. I have yesterday, no not yesterday, when was that?
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On Thursday, on the day of the German unity in the German Bundestag in Bonn, Ulf Burmeier also talked about all this. BSI Geschichte, der Präsident der Sicherheitsbehörde, Bundesamt für Sicherheit und Informationstechnik, der gerade so ein bisschen... Kannst du Standard reden?
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In letzter Zeit gar nicht. In letzter Zeit ist es oft so, dass mir Leute schreiben, dass sie mich hassen, aber die Sendung nur hören wegen dir noch. Also ich krieg das auch...
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You're like Louis Klamroth, hard but fair to go, where you explain the whole show or something. But the magic is that you don't just go in there, but the people can discuss it themselves. The facts don't matter. Always. The facts are always right. And people have always tried to grasp the facts. Of course, sometimes it's the case that we represent an opinion as an editorial office.
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Fest und Flauschig is here on October 6th, 2024. Hello, here is Spotify, here is Deezer, here is Podimo, here is RTL Plus, here is everything where you hear podcasts. And I don't see him, but he's there. Olli Schulz, hello.
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And we have an opinion about the former president of the BSI. And it's still the same opinion. An incompetent official. And that we are the first in a comedy show to tell it publicly, that the guy is obviously the wrong man at the wrong place. Especially since we are currently facing an attack war by Russia. I'm really sorry about that. And maybe he would have done it before.
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I personally understand that he thinks, why don't I have my job anymore? Who can you blame? But maybe look into yourself a little bit. How about that? I know that's a weird, maybe a weird new thought. But every now and then an ex-president of a German security agency needs someone to tell him...
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Exactly. And if you get something like that every day, it's ground-breaking, it's totally ground-breaking. And I can only recommend it to everyone. Let yourself be scolded and say something extreme, get an opinion out of it, and accept the counter-opinions, and then you're not so upset.
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We don't slide into fascism, I read on the internet, but we grow into it. We grow into it.
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I've seen that from a lot of people, too. That was in the O2 World or in this unbearable Mercedes Uber Dome.
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How are you? I'm fine. What are you eating right now? I have, look here, maybe you can see it in my camera, I have a delicious heart waffle. I baked waffles in the morning, because I thought, such a week always ends very nicely, if you make it a little cozy in the morning. And I still had eggs, I still had flour. I just have such a really thick load of heart waffles.
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But you're really envious of that, because I've seen a lot of people, who normally don't talk about all the concerts they've been to, a lot of great feedback, just like you. I've only seen the posters and was half trying to get there. I'm not as a music crack as you are.
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My little musical highlight of the week, and I should say hello to you, was that I had a... I have to be careful how I say that I met someone that we both met and when we were at the Eurovision Song Contest in Malmö, this person ran towards us, I think, when we were on our way to the stage, this person came down and won the Eurovision Song Contest at the end of the evening.
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I should say hello to you and Nemo was our guest on our show, he has the new song, I'll put it directly on the Fidi and Bumzi playlist. The song is called Eurostar and I have to say, it's an absolutely deadly whirlwind and I find it almost a little better than the Eurovision Song Contest winner song.
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And what I have to say, we really often have artists in the show and they always play live with the orchestra together. And it's sometimes like that, that we have the artist and the artist, where you say afterwards, say, that was very exhausting, difficult management or whatever, what kind of assholes are those? And what an insanely nice team and what a nice team. people around Nemo.
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That was really very pleasant and really super acribic. Sat in the night there, still on the mix and stuff. I thought that was great. Dear greetings. The song is on the list. Take a look at it or listen to it. I think you will like it very much. And Nemo said, not he, he was You see, I knew it. Nemo said, Nemo is already looking forward to the Eurovision Song Contest in Basel.
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And then I would like to ask you in the fog, Olli, are we actually booked again? Is that politically wanted in Austria? Are we allowed to participate in the Eurovision Song Contest?
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It's even harder than gendering to address non-binary people who exist without pronouns. It's very complicated. It's like this game where you used to say, I'm going to ask you a thousand questions and you're not allowed to say yes. Okay, yes, lost. It's a bit like that. It's harder than Dr. Biver with the tweezers to get a bone out of it. Yes, but Nemo is, I think, somewhat relaxed.
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And above all, it's about sensitizing and not always doing everything right. No, of course not. Just trying and thinking about it is already worth a lot. I would definitely be very happy to drive back to Basel. Greetings to FM4 at this point. I will call Dodo and my colleagues and see if that takes place. And above all, the situation in Austria is political. The election was now 30% FPÖ, dude.
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Dude, dude, dude. Fortunately, abroad is interested and not abroad.
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Wir sind eine Frühstückssendung und wir sind ganz frisch dafür heute. Das ist das Schöne. Es ist einiges passiert, das kann ich schon mal verraten. Es sind viele skurrile Dinge in der letzten Woche passiert. Du hast wahnsinnig viele wütende E-Mails bekommen. Wir werden das alles natürlich abarbeiten.
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Felix von der Lade, I know you're not a Nazi. I never claimed that you were a Nazi.
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I'm a huge fan of re-socialization. Re-socialization is at the core of German society. Without re-socialization, we wouldn't be able to as a country. If after 12 years of fascism, we wouldn't all be allowed to start all over again. Or most of us. Then all of this wouldn't be possible, what's going on around us right now.
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I think that, I don't want to be pretentious, what I just wanted to tell with the story from last week, is that people with an insane amount of followers, who have reached incredibly many young people, didn't think about it at that time, just recommended the AfD. Of course, you could have known that back then, if you had looked a little more closely at what Felix von der Land didn't do back then.
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Of course, he's done a lot of great documentaries in the meantime and hasn't even said anything about it, because he just said it like that. And I think a lot of people just vote because they just vote like that, the Nazis. But that doesn't change the fact that the Nazis are being elected. Why they're elected doesn't give a shit. It's a joke.
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Just like that, or to try it out, in the end, it's the Nazis who get the vote. And that's the problem, unfortunately. You can't, it's more serious.
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Yes, but to be honest, these are just outspoken opinions. And just because you get a very nicely outspoken opinion, it doesn't mean that you can't be of a different opinion or that you can't disagree. And of course, we punch out there every week with the show. And of course, there's always back to the face. That's part of it. And this fight may never stop, because that keeps the store going.
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I got a lot of requests from the field of electromobility. Maybe we'll do the big five again today. We haven't done that in a very long time. And I have a really great local hero that I might want to drop in again surprisingly. But first of all, I want the mood to go straight to the point. We have to start a little later with the recording today. Because I sat in the cutting room before.
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Yes, but Kai Pflaume, he grew up in the GDR. I think he's perfect for this time, where you can just get away politically and turn one into unpolitical. People who grew up in the GDR, I would say, have a small advantage, because they don't have this weird, I have to get involved impulse, but just know, oh come on, I can't do anything anyway. It's easier when I say nothing, when I
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I got a great message, I have to read it briefly. And it's a hot story from the Oktoberfest. I don't think the person wants me to name their name, but it's an anonymous story. It also has something to do with anti-fascist resistance in the broadest sense. And in places where you don't believe it. It goes relatively fast, watch out. Hello Jan, hello Olli, here's a little story about engagement.
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that you can share. The whole story takes place on the Oktoberfest in the Kieferzelt last Saturday, so last week Saturday. My very close friend, we call him Toni, to anonymize him a little bit, he knows Maximilian Krah at the neighbor's table, i.e. the top TikTok fasho from the AfD, and notices a growing unrest in the services, who probably noticed that he was celebrating fasho in the Kieferzelt.
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Upon inquiry, he finds out that the gentleman had ordered 200 bottles of champagne and would like to invite the whole tent. Builds up more and more, feels stronger and stronger. And because my buddy Tony knows Michael Kiefer, who owns the Kiefer tent, he jumps to Michael Kiefer and clarifies who is sitting there.
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Michael Kiefer reacts very quickly, stares at the order and begs to play Love and Peace music. Then there are loud call-outs and massive stinking fingers against Maximilian Krah. The Krah table with guys from the underworld is annoyed, starts filming and scaring Anthony and his table.
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But the feeling of the moment is so elevated that it is worth it to give up on mobile phone videos and to be on mobile phone videos. The next day there is a gloomy feeling, in addition to the kater. If you don't pay attention, the AfD suddenly invites everyone to a bottle of champagne. I just love Toni because he made the world a little better for a moment and everyone pulled on a string.
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Be alert, fuck AfD. What a great story from the Oktoberfest, right? I think it's great. I think it's very good. Attention, attention. There are hot, current developments in this story. The right-wing politician Maximilian K. was at the questionable weekend at the Oktoberfest.
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I cut a few things out. Because I wanted... I have an extra little O-Tone. On your forehead cut around. Yes, I have exactly a little bit of myself. No, I have a little O-Tone cut together from a Nazi demo in Gera from Colette from Aschersleben. And I'm moderating it right away, because I think it's so cool. Hello, I don't know, hey, dear Fest und Flauschig people. Who do you prefer?
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He celebrated there together, among other things, with the right-wing extremist politician, the former vice-chancellor of the Republic of Austria, HC Strache. However, against RTL, Maximilian K. says, this incident never occurred. So this champagne order, that's not true at all.
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With further current developments in this matter, you, dear listeners of Fest und Flauschig, will be informed at this point accordingly. At least next week again at Fest und Flauschig. And now on in the program. Attention, attention, attention!
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There are new developments in the matter surrounding the presumptuous champagne order of the right-wing European Prime Minister Maximilian Schampus Max Krah last weekend in the Kieferzelt at the Munich Oktoberfest.
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Das Nachrichtenportal T-Online war zwischenzeitlich in der Lage, eine Sprecherin des Unternehmers und Wiesenwirts Michael Käfer zu den in Fest und Flauschig am 6.10.2024 geschilderten Vorgängen zu befragen. Die Sprecherin des Unternehmers Michael Käfer erklärt sich wie folgt. Ich kann die Situation so nicht bestätigen.
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Weiter erklärt sie dem Nachrichtenportal T-Online, Wir hatten an dem Abend einen Gast, der mehrere Flaschen Champagner bestellt hat. Dies hatte jedoch nichts mit Herrn Krah zu tun. Dass es eine mysteriöse Champagnerbestellung auf dem Oktoberfest gab, The spokeswoman does not deny it.
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The news portal T-Online writes that the spokeswoman of Michael Käfer perceived the events differently than described in Fest und Flauschig on 6.10.2024. Wiesentwirt Michael Käfer, however, did not dare an act of anti-fascist resistance and also did not stop a champagne order. Furthermore, the spokeswoman of Wiesentwirt Michael Käfer says,
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that Michael Käfer and his company would only later learn from other guests that Maximilian Krah was actually in the tent. In the meantime, however, the anonymous author of the story from Fest und Flauschig on 10.06.2024 has also reported to the Fest und Flauschig Faktencheck editorial office. der weiterhin an seiner Version der Geschichte festhält.
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Unsere Quelle widerspricht Michael Käfer und der Sprecherin des Unternehmens von Michael Käfer. Michael Käfer habe sehr wohl wissen können, dass der rechtsextreme Politiker Maximilian Krah, der übrigens in mehrere bedenkliche nachrichtendienstliche Vorgänge mit Bezug zu Russland und China verwickelt ist, Gast im Käferzelt war.
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Schließlich trug die Box, in der der Rechtsextreme am vergangenen Wochenende im Käferzelt feierte, den Namen Maximilian Krah. In addition, our source confirms that very well a very large champagne order from the box of Maximilian Krah was given up and sitting and other uninvolved guests were to be invited to champagne.
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Self-critically and correctively, the source of Fest und Flauschig assumes that it is no longer certain whether it could have traded for 200 bottles, 150 bottles, 20,000 bottles or only 149 bottles. Due to the current sources, the Fest und Flauschig editorial office comes to the following preliminary evaluation of the events.
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Es ist wahr, dass der rechtsextreme Europaabgeordnete Maximilian Krah, der derzeit in mehrere die Sicherheit der Bundesrepublik Deutschland gefährdende bedenkliche nachrichtendienstliche Vorgänge mit Russland- und Chinabezug verwickelt ist, zu Gast war im Käferzelt auf dem Münchner Oktoberfest von Wiesenwirt Michael Käfer. There was also apparently a remarkable large order of champagne.
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Whether by the right-wing extremist Maximilian Krah personally, one of his guests, or third, is unclear. It also seems clear that farmer and entrepreneur Michael Käfer did not perform an act of anti-fascist resistance. Ob das Unternehmen von Michael Käfer wirklich nichts von der Anwesenheit des rechtsextremen Europaabgeordneten Maximilian K. gewusst hat, scheint unplausibel.
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Was genau am vergangenen Wochenende im Käferzelt auf dem Münchner Oktoberfest rund um den rechtsextremen AfD-Politiker, der derzeit in mehrere bedenkliche nachrichtendienstliche Vorgänge mit Bezug zu Russland und China verwickelt ist, geschehen ist... is unclear. Further developments and insights in the coming week at Fest und Flauschig. And with that, back to the running program.
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Attention, attention, attention! This is the Fest und Flauschig Fakten-Check-Redaktion. There are more exciting developments in terms of the crazy right-wing extremists and the mysterious champagne order. Still on the day of publication of the last Fest und Flauschig issue.
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On the evening of October 6, 2024, Fest und Flauschig listener David will report to the Fest und Flauschig Fakten-Check-Redaktion. Fest und Flauschig listener David spent the last evening at the Munich Oktoberfest in a beetle tent. Fest und Flauschig listener David writes, Hello to the beetle story. I was on the meadow today. I met Mr. Beetle, spoke to him about the story and he praised it.
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He also said that he doesn't want to have such people in Germany or in his tent. So the story is true. There were witnesses. End of the message. On 10.07.2024, the Fest und Flauschig Faktencheck-Redaktion phoned mit Fest und Flauschig Hörer David.
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Auch im persönlichen Gespräch bekräftigte Fest und Flauschig Hörer David noch einmal, dass er am Ausstrahlungstag von Fest und Flauschig Michael Käfer auf die Geschichte aus Fest und Flauschig angesprochen habe und Michael Käfer ihm gegenüber diese Geschichte persönlich bestätigte.
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Also his, said David on the phone, several people were present who could testify that this conversation with Michael Kiefer took place exactly as described by him. According to the current source and current state of the research, the case around the violent right-wing extremists and the mysterious champagne order in the Kiefer tent on the last weekend at the Munich Oktoberfest as follows.
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Michael Käfer very well confirms that the events described in Fest und Flauschig have also contributed as described. It is unclear why the spokeswoman of Wiesenwirt Michael Käfer did not pass this information on to the press. In general, the Fest und Flauschig Faktencheck editorial office suggests that the whole process ein dicker, fetter, undurchsichtiger Weißbiernebel zu liegen scheint.
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Bis zur nächsten Ausgabe von Fest und Flauschig wird sich dieser Weißbiernebel hoffentlich ein kleines bisschen lichten. Und die harten Fakten rund um die Geschichte mit dem durchgeballerten Rechtsextremen und der mysteriösen Champagnerbestellung werden klarer zu erkennen sein.
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Schalten Sie nächsten Sonntag auf jeden Fall Fest und Flauschig ein mit Olli Schulz und Jan Böhmermann bei Spotify und überall sonst, wo es Podcasts gibt. Zurück zum laufenden Programm. Achtung, Achtung, Achtung! Es ist inzwischen Mittwoch, der 9. Oktober 2024, drei Tage nach Erstausstrahlung der Fest und Flauschig-Folge vom 6.
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Oktober 2024 und es gibt eine spektakuläre Wende im Fall des Champagner-Nazis im Käferzelt. The investigative team of RTL and Stern.de clung tightly to the matter and... Therefore, it can be said that the story of Fest und Flauschig from October 6, 2024 is correct. Here are the details.
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Contrary to the first, partly contradictory, version of the company spokeswoman of Feinkost Käfer, the vizepräsident Michael Käfer himself can now remember much more. Der Stern schreibt, dass Käfer nun die Schilderungen seiner Sprecherin in Teilen korrigiert. Demnach, so schildert Michael Käfer persönlich, habe es am 28.
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September 2024 eben doch eine Situation gegeben, an die er sich erinnern könne. A guest made him aware that the well-known right-wing extremist Maximilian K. would be celebrating in the Kieferzelt that evening. Michael Käfer also noticed the Nazi and observed the movement around the AFD politician. Then Michael Keefer asked his band to play different music. Quote
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Weiter finden Stern und RTL heraus, dass der europaweit bekannte und derzeit in mehrere bedenkliche nachrichtendienstliche Vorgänge mit Bezug zu China und Russland verwickelte Rechtsextreme mit anderen Gästen aus Frankfurt an einem Tisch gesessen habe. A very large order of champagne from this table would very well have gone out, but Michael Käfer did not stop.
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The Nazi also now personally confirms that a very large order of champagne from his table in the Kieferzelt had gone out. The right-wing extremists personally did not order 200 bottles of shampoos and not 150 either, Michael Käfer continues to point out. Other people who are also familiar with the incident in the Käferzelt, writes RTL, report that the order should have carried around 50 bottles.
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Dude! The bottles ordered should have been offered by the guests in the environment of the right-wing extremists, then partly also to the service personnel of the Kieferzelt as friendly gestures to the distribution. Dude! So let's hold on to it again. Die Geschichte in Fest und Flauschig stimmt.
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Folgende Medien haben die Darstellung eines europaweit bekannten Rechtsextremen, der zudem ein notorischer Lügner ist und derzeit in mehrere bedenkliche nachrichtendienstliche Vorgänge mit Bezug zu China und Russland verwickelt ist, unüberprüft abgedruckt.
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Bild, Welt, Focus Online, The European, was auch immer das ist, auf jeden Fall ist der Chefredakteur von The European auch gleichzeitig irgendwie Chefredakteur von Focus Online. Interesting. Weltwoche, Apollo News, Journalistenwatch, Faschokurier, Nazi am Sonntag, Die Hitlerwoche and 28,000 other clickbait media that just write their garbage off each other.
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He directs people, directs people with his terror of opinion, with his facts. I was, I was, I was, I was this week ... Im Deutschen Bundestag, im alten Deutschen Bundestag in Bonn, bei Die Lage der Nation, Ulf Burmeier und Philipp Banse, der berühmte Polit-Podcast, den es übrigens auch schon seit genauso lang gibt, wie wir bei Spotify sind.
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Further, it should be noted that the only medium that really made the effort to seriously research the champagne Nazi story was RTL. The all-important question that is about this whole process, however, has not been asked by a single medium. That's why we put it here at Fest und Flauschig again. Double point. Why is a European-famous right-wing extremist celebrating?
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who is so right-wing, that even the fucking AfD is right-wing, in a shitty meadow tent at the Oktoberfest. And why does Michael Käfer throw these European-famous, popular right-wing idiots, not out immediately, and his entire luggage with him, when he discovers them in his tent, but lets them play positive music?
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Why are European-famous right-wing extremists and constitutional enemies celebrating, who also presumably work together with Russian and Chinese news agencies, to destroy the Federal Republic of Germany? In the fucking beetle tent at the Oktoberfest. And nobody does anything about it.
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And the only two media that, as seriously as possible, try to find out what really happened, are RTL and a shitty comedy podcast on Spotify. Eine ausführliche Nachbesprechung dieses Falls erfolgt natürlich bei Fest und Flauschig am kommenden Sonntag bei Spotify, Deezer und überall sonst, wo es Podcasts gibt. Und jetzt weiter im Programm.
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But who in the democratic parties would have the cringe potential to upload such videos so that the cultic youth would see it? And then look here, dude, funny, no idea, who could it be? Here, Lars Klingbeil, no, all too reflected, you have to be a bit stubborn and a bit stupid so that something like this goes around and goes viral. And so that you can endure such moments.
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Who could make such cult videos and still be anchored in the democratic spectrum? Who could take action to win people back? I don't even know if it's... A man of the people, in any case.
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And let's add to that list by putting a song by Curtain in Love on it, namely You Know My Name. This is a very nice song to listen to in the then still manageable ... Paul has the band, but that's a solo piece. And from Sheldon O'Connor, I just checked if it's on the list, let's do the song War, which she played at the time, on the list.
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That might also fit quite well, then we covered the two women musically.
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I was definitely in the German Bundestag in Bonn and that was great because I was allowed to drive in the back of the car. I imagined myself a bit like Rita Süßmuth. I could drive in the back through the gate and then stand there. A small surprise performance. And I had the great pleasure to be in the German Bundestag for the first time in 20 years. Nothing has changed.
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My God, we have a few more rubrics open after the Päuschen. I can offer you, I have a really great Local Hero. I have really hot things that you might also be interested in on the subject of electromobility. I doubt that. Yes!
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Yeah, but I'm just imagining, Olli, will you come to us again and how you'll swing on an e-bike and then in two hours you'll be somewhere in Hellstadt. And to imagine yourself alone in a multifunction jacket with a bicycle helmet on an e-bike, that's not possible at all.
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So that you don't have to listen to the traffic anymore. We make a little pause at Fest und Flauschig. We'll be right back. Oh, and I have to say one more thing. Because I don't know how I can reach him actually, because he's not in peace. I would like to, I know that people, several people have written to me that they were at his farewell.
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It just came to me when you talked about the great resistance women, Kourtney Love and Shynet O'Connor, that the great person of resistance in my head is always Klaus Wieselski, the former head of the locomotive company, about whom I also made a song that was much less ironic than you might think. And I would like to invite him, because I would like to...
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I think he lives in East Germany and with this I would like to invite Klaus Weselsky, the former head of the German Logführer Gewerkschaft, to one of our concerts, either in Erfurt on the 15th of January or in Leipzig, I don't know exactly when that is, one of the two East concerts, because I would like to play him the song together with the orchestra on the stage.
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Put him on a throne and then he gets to present the badge. If he wants to, but he doesn't have to. If someone knows him, please pass it on.
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It's also a bit doubtful and a bit conservative in many other things. And of course it doesn't gender. Non-binary didn't exist in the GDR either. No, that...
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And you can still see from the stilettos of the Bundestag members from the 90s the scratches on the terrace floor. It's really like a time capsule. A really great building. Have you ever been to Bonn in the Bundestag? Of course I've been to the Bundestag.
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And there are also hot news from the big show war in Cologne between TV Total and the new show. Oh, I'm curious what you thought of that. There are hot news. I'm always very up-to-date. I was last week in Hürt-Efferen on the studio site of Stefan Raab. I can already tell you that. Really? Yes, but more about that in a moment.
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More about that in a moment. You don't know. So, ladies and gentlemen. See you soon.
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These were the Heavytones. I think they are no longer called Heavytones, but I will continue to call them Heavytones. The band from TV Total last Wednesday. Of course, we have received it from numerous people. Did you hear it too? If you didn't hear it, I cut this part out again.
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I think so too. And I think you can even be on the side of both Sebastian Puffpaff, his Heavytones and TV Total and on the side of Stefan Raab and his Heavytones and the new show at RTL Plus. I think we should as a single podcast... This is exactly like Onkelz and Rammstein.
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But I think the world is big enough for two shows that are basically exactly the same. I felt it as a kind of greeting that TV Total greeted us on Wednesday. I greet back lovingly and I also greet the colleagues back very lovingly. who have to work in Hürth-Efferen during the week on the new show of Stefan Rapp, which I unfortunately didn't see this week.
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The question is, is Elton someone who is really excited behind the stage and then waits for 90 minutes for the light to turn on and then goes out? Or is it just someone who quickly throws the jacket over three minutes before with absolutely low pulse? He goes into the studio with a cheeseburger flag. So is he there in time or does he only come then? Guys, the show is already recording.
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Tell me when I have to go on stage. I want to go to McDonald's and I also have shopping to do, I have to go to the mall or something like that. That would also interest me. And I think it's really funny that you, Michael Andrak, in your head ... Are you still there, Olli?
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These Japanese lemonade, which you only buy because you think this idea with the ball is so cool, right?
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But I think that's a thing that you can also, well, you don't even have to go back to opinions. You can even scientifically, it's even scientifically proven. That, yes.
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Yes, I think with moderate applause, but I just wanted to say that the acoustics ... More applause than at Giovanni Zamparelli?
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This week I was on the recording day of the Stefan Raab Show on Tuesday with the e-scooter through Hürth-Efferen, where the show will be recorded in Studio 1. Such an incredibly lengthy studio. This is the area on which Stern TV, so it smells a lot like Steffen Halaschka and Wer wird Millionär and Günter Jauch. And there is obviously still room for Stefan and his crew.
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And I drove around there and looked at what kind of people were coming. And I think it's really remarkable that his audience has also appeared with Stefan Raab. Which you really have to say was not represented in television for 10 years. So the really strict, without a doubt, heterosexual man with his hood sweater, but not so much Camp David, but one underneath, so Jack and Jones and so on.
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No classism, but now just as an observation. But apart from that, because the whole studio is watching the camera and I didn't want to leave this footage. But I got pretty close to it. I just wanted to drop it for a moment. Why does it drive you there? I always take a break and then drive in between to listen to the podcast and with the e-scooter through the area.
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I thought, I'll go there, I'll take a look at it. And as always, it was so unspectacular. What I find really exciting about this whole fight, because a new player is coming in. We are really, I would say, let's put it this way, we are really for both sides. We don't want to settle down. I think both Stefan Raab is great, I also think Sebastian Puffpaff is really good.
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I really appreciate the two of them and I think the band is great, the concept is great. I really feel taken away from both shows, to be honest. But what makes this brisk mix, what makes this brisk duel even more brisk, and I can ask you to focus on that and dear listeners, take a look at that too, is Oliver Pocher's Instagame.
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No, he was less confused. In any case, he was targeted. But what was totally crazy was, we came out down there, where the Federal President or the Federal President was sitting back then. And the acoustics were like that, like in... Like in an amphitheater. It was so crazy that I was really shocked how loud it was. I don't think they clapped loudly, but the acoustics, that's how it was done.
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Because he is of course the one who now, Günther Jauch has also already given a few unpleasant interviews, where he stumbles a bit against Stefan Raab, who now apparently gets more attention at RTL than he does, although he has been a millionaire for 25 years. Even harder it makes Pocher, the Jauch-protector Pocher, because he really, I mean...
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Er fängt an, verschlüsselt private Informationen über das Privatleben von Stefan Raab bei Instagram rauszuhauen. Und die Storys sind immer nur so kurz online, dass ich glaube, dass da im Hinter... Also ich kann mir vorstellen, das ist nicht belegt. Achtung, Vorsicht, ich will keine Gerüchte in die Welt setzen.
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Aber es riecht so ein bisschen danach, dass Oliver Pocher die juristischen Grenzen auslotet und weiß, vielleicht sich auch das ein oder andere schon eingefangen hat von Stefan Raab. Da werden so private Informationen aus dem engsten privaten Umfeld von Stefan Raab geleakt. Und ich frage mich wirklich... Which drives me even more to be on Stefan Raab's side. But I ask myself, what's going on there?
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Because he really has nothing to lose. And I think he can make this duel really exciting. In this duel, between Puffpuff and Raab, I bet on Pocher.
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If he doesn't know a few details, he won't be able to tell what exactly is happening.
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Well, we'll take a closer look at that. If you're in the studio or have any background information, please send it to us via DM on Instagram. We are very discreet there, we also anonymize, but it is really an exciting fight that is currently taking place. And at this point I greet the Heavytones at ProSieben and the Heavytones at RTL.
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In my heart, they all have a place on the stage and can play there. I'm for all heavy tones.
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A bit like the Elbphilharmonie or something like that. That you feel it incredibly loud at certain points. And that was a really crazy applause. It totally knocked me over. But it was a super nice atmosphere, it was a nice evening and we had a little bit of...
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An uns soll es nicht liegen, wenn es Deutschland schlecht geht. Wir versuchen unser Möglichstes, Deutschland auch wirtschaftlich wieder nach vorne zu bringen. Und das machen wir unter anderem mit dieser tollen Rubrik hier.
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Ich habe eine tolle Mail bekommen von einer jungen Frau. Und die schreibt, ich glaube, sie schreibt es ohne das Wissen ihres Bruders. Sie schreibt uns und schickt uns als kleinen Local Hero Tipp das Unternehmen ihres Bruders.
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Philipp, she writes, Dear Jan and dear Olli, I have been a loyal listener to your show for many years and am looking forward to the new episode of Fest und Flauschig every Sunday. In reference to the bike path topic of the last show, we talked very extensively about bike paths last week and why Olli still doesn't buy an e-bike, because it's just too dangerous in Berlin.
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With two supports left and right. In any case, she has a small suggestion for our section Local Heroes. She writes, my brother Philipp founded a small company with a seat in Kiel together with his wife Lena. It's called Spielwände and produces play carpets for the children's room, which are not just made of streets. That's very sweet. as simple as effective. I think that's a really great idea.
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On the one hand, that children are not screwed up with traffic from an early age in the playroom, with which they can still drive when they are 18 anyway, but that you give the children along early on, that there is an alternative to the car, namely much better means of transport and transportation, for example the bicycle. And these carpets are really very cute. You can go on it.
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I have already looked at it. www.spielwende.de And we support this company with a seat in Kiel anyway, because we are both Norddeutsche. But also because we, well, at least I think it's a really great idea. I don't want to speak for you now, but I think it's a great idea.
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Spielwende.de. Spielwende.de. And that's a company from Philipp. Let me see what the exact name is. It's not on the page. Well, it's on the page. It's on Philipp and his wife Lena. And that's a great idea. A family business, a small business. You can also see the photos of Lena and Philipp on the page. And you can order these carpets there.
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So if you have this traffic carpet, such a toy carpet for children, is such a thing between 1 and, I would say, 4, 5. If you drive around with any vehicles or Lego things on it, a toy carpet is a very sweet idea.
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And before you buy these cheap China things, which smell like shit when you unpack them, then prefer such a nice, chained part in Germany, where there are other paths on it and bicycle paths on the streets. They don't exist on the original toy carpets. A really great idea and that would be my suggestion for local heroes. Buy all these carpets.
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You can't endure politics in the present any more differently than with Prosecco. But tell me, where do I actually find you? We haven't even said what you eat right now, you've tried vegan chicken.
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In any case, and my professional wish was really up to seven, eight, I wanted to be a garbage man.
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So we didn't have that much either and I think we were totally fooled that it wasn't even an option that we get something. So it was very clear that there was nothing anyway. And all these sweets at the checkout, for example, they were already framed by my parents super early on. So the children who get something out of it.
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But we are not a family that buys something from their children here at the checkout. No, we don't do that. And also pick out toys yourself. How do I actually play? I have to unbind the Local Heroes, otherwise... So, Spielwende.de.
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A friend of mine used to go to Toys R Us and his parents were entrepreneurs. And that was really, he had clearly, the family really just had money. So at least so that I noticed that he always wore brand pants and stuff. And then they really went to Toys R Us. He always told me that he had chosen something again at Toys R Us.
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And when I told that at home, I got a three-quarter hour lecture from my father. What a shitty idea it is to go to a toy store with children. That can only go wrong. It's like throwing a chicken in a container with seeds. Or a monkey in a banana shop. It's just absolute nonsense.
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And I was really the first time at Toys R Us at the age of 20, because then at some point when I lived alone, I thought, you know what? And now you're going to Toys R Us. Now you're looking at what's going on there for the first time. It was less magical than I hoped it would be.
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One and a half hours and then the parents follow every second impulse of their children, which is completely insane. No, I don't want to talk about it now, but I've often seen this arrest warrant in the Instastory giving away toys. It always had a bit of a feeling and I found it a bit sad and a little bit... I don't know.
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Yeah, but we didn't have any money either, but my father then shot it like that, after the fact that we don't even need it. So it was always like that, directly with an explanation and we don't want it at all. It was almost something like that, we deny this consumption and not from the outside, always for content reasons, but actually only because we couldn't afford it.
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Well, and when he bought a Mercedes, it didn't matter, it didn't matter anyway. Well, we're not talking about the old days and how bad we all had it, we didn't have it that bad.
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Now you sound so loud again, you haven't sounded so loud all the time, except when we're talking about Stefan Raab and this whole important Cologne thing. Tuffy the Elephant Charlie the Ape
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And this is by the way not a Wikipedia article that I will read out now, but an article from 2006 from the incredibly ingenious and serious site ntv.de. And it's about an article with the headline, Friedenstaube lebte wirklich Ruhe in Frieden. And it's really an interesting fun fact, which you can also bring up at stand-up parties. Now you're really learning something.
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The Friedenstaube, known for its innumerable stickers, buttons and posters, has really lived for 30 years. It belongs to the professional Finnish magician Päkkä, Kerkäinen.
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Pekka Kerkäinen. And was 1974 for a poster campaign of the Finnish Peace Committee as a pigeon model casted in the Staubheidi Club. Pigeon casting 1974. That's what the Financial Times of Germany in their weekend article Weekend to the Day of the Peace Nobel Prize reported. Kerkäinen, who is 55 years old today, that was 2006,
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Yes, almost 70 years old. Meanwhile, the Kerkainen is 55 years old today, so almost 70 in the meantime, and is now appearing as a clown bluffer, especially in the Baltic Sea area. He has developed further. Clown bluffer.
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lage für die massenhafte verwendung der friedenstaube sind ihr wisst nicht frieden weiße taube auf blauem grund man kennt sie überall von friedenstaube das shooting war nicht schwierig schreibt der grafiker mika launis oder sagte die taube sei sehr gut dressiert gewesen man habe sie fliegen lassen und sie sei nach einigen malen von selbst zurückgekehrt im studio fotostudio passierte allerdings ein kleiner aber folgenreicher unfall die taube verlor kurz die orientierung und prallte
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gegen den Ständer eines Scheinwerfers. Dabei brav die Schwanzfeder ab. Launis, heute 57 Jahre alt, also inzwischen fast 80, und einer der bekanntesten Grafiker Finnlands, wählte für sein Plakat später ein Foto aus, auf dem die lädierte Feder als Kerbe sichtbar ist. Bei der späteren... The use of this motif always retains its characteristic character.
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Ich habe gehört von jemandem, der sich auch mit vegetarischer und veganer Küche beschäftigt, dass es hilft, wenn man normale Gerichte kocht, aber so ein bisschen mit Texturen experimentiert. Ich habe zum Beispiel diese Woche einen Chili Zincane gegessen.
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Members of the German Committee for Peace, Disarmament and Cooperation took the Finnish deposition of the dove as a role model for a poster that announced a demonstration in Bonn on May 22, 1976. Was that the one in the Bonner Hofgarten? Against Pershing 2? Or was that the one at the Müsste?
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And then Horst Trapp says, back then, so 2006, 71, probably either very old or toy, toy, toy, maybe he doesn't live anymore, says, we just took over the dove, we always did that, says Horst Trapp, who belonged to the people who chose the motif back then.
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A little later, this exact representation spread quickly as white dove on blue ground in the form of stickers, stickers, posters and postcards all over Europe, especially in Germany. It's funny, isn't it?
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Not that I knew, I'll say. But I don't want to... Did you watch the interview with Matze Hilscher? Unfortunately, I didn't have the time. But I wish everyone who appears on Matze Hilscher the interview with Matze Hilscher.
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Und damit das irgendwie nicht so langweilig ist, weil Chili Comcane oder auch Zincane, man weiß ja irgendwann, also die Bohnen und Mais und dann dieses gekörnte Hackfleisch und so ein bisschen Tomatensauce. Also das ist irgendwie einigermaßen langweilig. Und da habe ich diese Woche leckere, so eingelegte rote Zwiebeln da drauf gegessen. Only with a little lemon juice and lemon zest.
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Yes, he also looks a bit upset. Yes, but he always looked like that.
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Over your tongue, my dear Oliver Schulz. There should be a peacemaker flying over it. So that you don't always... That was definitely...
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That's the animals that made it. That's the animals that made it.
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No, you don't. You're a very good guy today. No, very great. I'm dissatisfied with my performance today. No, I think you're one of us who really... The one who rests in peace. The one who rests in peace, because you know what's totally crazy? You don't have to believe it, but... Do you know what scientists have found out?
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And it tasted so delicious, because a new texture came in there.
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I saw a movie this week, which is not yet available in cinemas, because someone sent me a link and then I was allowed to watch this movie. And I would like to make a film recommendation at this point. The film is called The Apprentice, a film from this year. It plays with, among other things, maybe you know from Succession, Jeremy Strong. It's about the story of the rise of Donald Trump.
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And not only that, the film is really excellent and it's not just a weird one, they all look alike now, but it really tells very close to reality how Donald Trump actually did it. From being a millionaire to becoming an absolute super mogul. And you always find yourself a little bit in the middle of that, that you don't just find him unsympathetic.
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Especially very exciting is Jeremy Strong as Roy Cohn, who has been dead for 40 years, but whose philosophy is still in this whole Trump cosmos. That was the lawyer of Donald Trump, so his mentor, who taught him everything that he still has today. The whole homelessness and... All that, what you feel as evil, that comes really, is played very well by Jeremy Strong.
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An excellent film, I think it only runs on October 17th in Germany, in America only on October 11th. And who is interested in the history of the film, which is already a crime in itself, because it is such a political explosive, so this story of Donald Trump. To film it the way it really was and to publish it one month before the presidential election is a huge policy. Several investors have left.
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The film was very close to never being published at all. And now it turns out that if you have a program cinema in your city and they don't know exactly what to show next week, then try to convince them. The Apprentice A little film tip in two weeks, if that's enough. I really can't send you the link, I think, because it's such a once, like with Mission Impossible.
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Thank you very much. You just described the principle of this podcast. You come from one to the other and then suddenly there are two hours around. That was Fest und Flauschig for today, October 6, 2024. I would suggest the episode is called today, if dead, then right. That was a very nice sentence. As always, we are somewhat reachable for you on Instagram. We are not reachable.
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I get that just as much. Sometimes people complain about you. You've only recently given little reason to complain. I, on the other hand, put out an opinion blog every week. No wonder that people are with you. And now these gamers and all these YouTubers, dude, just drive down, always just want to share all the time, make some wigs jokes.
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The whole career of MontanaBlack and all these others, his putzer fish, is often made by other people. Now drive down a bit and chill a bit when it hits you. What is that for a yowl? My goodness. Yeah, but, but, And I thought it was totally interesting who threw himself in front of the gamer community with such a boomer reflex. Who was that? These game journalists.
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No one said that the gamer community is shit per se. No one started a killer game debate. But hey, hostility, organized and organized in groups and go on one person, dude. That's just shit. No matter what the person did. That can also be the worst. You just don't do that. Just a shitty idea. My goodness. All this mess in all sorts of things.
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It's really about fucking computer games. And a woman who said her opinion. And that she also told other shit. Who are we to judge and who are you to judge, that's why. That was Fest und Flauschig for this week. And we'll be back next Sunday, here at Spotify, Polymo, RTL Plus, we're at Apple Podcasts, we're everywhere where you can't cut out our rags.
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Have a nice week, do something nice out of the week, fight where you can against fascism and against people who are right-wing extremists. Und nicht immer nur die Nazi-Keule rausholen, sondern auch mal Nazis keulen. Das ist ein wichtiger Satz. Der ist natürlich mit Augenzwinkern gemeint. Weil keulen, das wisst ihr ja.
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Liebe Grüße alias Dehner, der ist nicht mehr 18 Jahre alt, der ist inzwischen 30 Jahre alt.
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Baby Maxi an die Bluetooth Box, Jan und Olli sitzen vor den Mikros Baby Maxi an die Bluetooth Box, Fest und Flausch ich geh gleich wieder los
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First of all, let's talk about assholes. No, they're not assholes.
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Yes. Yes. But then I ask you, I always have to... There are different ratings. Kai Pflaume and Gzuz you don't want to compare with each other now, oh Montana Black. Unlike us, who always come down from the top.
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Oh, you're in Blechtunnel by Patrick Barnas. Nice. The opposite of Elfenbeinturm is Blechtunnel. I think that's great. Olli Schulz from Blechtunnel, Jan Böhmermann from Elfenbeinturm.
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I just opened my Instagram DMs to check if he also wrote to me. He also wrote to me. In October 2022. I congratulated him and that's the thing.
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But others, I know, cringe bait and stuff, you look at it because you think it's a bit cringy.
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You used to be a tough guy, now you defend Kai Pflaume. I don't want to hang with Kai Pflaume either, but I think there are much worse people who do it the same way. I'd rather be hugged by Kai Pflaume. Böhmermann, the Wessimaul for example. I'd rather be hugged by Kai Pflaume than to receive the hug of Johannes B. Kerner from afar. I'd much rather be hugged by Kai Pflaume.
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Kerner was in our talk show back then. And I don't think he's given away such a bad image. Yes, because Kerner can do that very well. He can just give off a good image. And Kai Flamme is, I think, one to one. He is the way he is. I think he's just a bit like that.
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But that doesn't mean for a long time that it's good. What did you actually want to tell me about Felix von der Laden?
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Dear Olli, thank you very much for this question. So first of all, without wanting to apologize or want to talk me out of it, of course I'm not a journalist in the first place, of course I'm a learned journalist. And everything that is journalistic in our show is always correct. Unfortunately, all facts are correct. Everything, the research is great.