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Alle müssen kacken gehen, der Mensch, das Tier, die Taube in der Luft. Alle müssen kacken, wenn der Kackmann dich ruft. Und was dann passiert, muss ich nicht erzählen. Sitzt du auf der Schüssel, Hose in Kniekehle. Alle müssen kacken. Here are Thomas Day and SMU.DO, the fantastic four. Only two of the four. We welcome you to the big hip-hop episode. It's Boomer Rap of the 90s. We welcome you.
Here are the good old love Jan Böhmermann. And the good old love Oliver Schulz. Have a nice day.
And so the tone is set directly for this pre-Christmas edition of Fest und Flauschig. Today on Sunday, Sunday, December 15, 2024. Hi, hi, hi, that was a great Kackmann rap. Leo sent us a great Kackmann rap. Man, that's really, we don't have to work down the level at all when the show starts so great. It's really great.
I have to thank you. I have at least 35 different Kackmann answers. So my mailbox is really full. There you can see that our community is still not asleep. Is ready for a small creative hack, which you throw in, to then make something out of it. Here is the big podcast family, Jan. I think that's really nice. We won't be able to play them all today.
But I think after the winter break there will be one or the other Kackmann song again. I think... It also has something metaphorical, because everyone has to go shit. One version, it really sounds like that, at some point we all go to the dogs, everyone has to go shit. And it really got a depth, what the people got out of it. I'm pulling my hat in front of our community.
Tell me, Mystery Oli, I see in your man cave in the background, I see the Andromeda fog projected on the wall. What kind of starry surroundings are you recording the podcast in today?
The thing is really a riddle. I bought myself a thing, a starry sky that you can project onto the wall. It's been standing on my commode for ages and it just turns on and off every now and then without me doing anything. And this morning I came in here into the room and all of a sudden it lights up. And I thought, that's pretty nice, I'll leave it like that.
A bit of Montana Black, Atmo here. Maybe he notices that the projection device is fixed and fluffy time and always starts when the projection and this mystical is needed, because you record a podcast, Olli. I can imagine that there is such a sensor in it.
That can really be possible. I woke up very horrifically today, it's not funny, I dreamed something really crazy. And that is, we are at the Christmas circus, because I thought about the Christmas circus yesterday, who comes, guests organize here, I do it all in the background, I'll tell you that in a very short time.
In the end, I'm the guy who invites the guests, takes care of the process a bit, and then in the end is fucked up what kind of guests they were and what kind of process.
And that everyone was drunk again. So you always have all the work and you always get all the blame, even if it goes well. Or if something goes wrong, always Olli, blame game Olli.
As the Germans in 3 and 44 have already started to say, I didn't know anything about all this. And it's the same with you, with the podcast. Because you always say, what did Olli do? I didn't know anything about all this. It's a bit like that. Jan, it's the last episode before the winter break and before our big Christmas gala the next week. Well, that's not quite right.
That's not quite right.
It's not the last episode. Yes, there's probably going to be a best-of again.
No, it's the last episode before the big, festive Christmas circus. That's what I just said.
That's what I just said.
You said it before the end of the year. Yes, and also before the big Christmas party. Sorry, I didn't do that. So next week on Friday at 8 p.m. we are in the Theater of the West and the big party starts live at the Christmas circus. It's our ninth Christmas circus. That means if everything goes with the right things, we will do the ten donations next year. We are now already at 193,166,44 euros.
Exactly, but many of you have already donated. 2,336 donors. Thank you very much. festundflauschig.betterplace.org Our four donors are very happy. PETA Germany, Promethchen, Mädchenhaus Düsseldorf e.V., Schutzengelhaus für Kinder aus sozial benachteiligten Familien, Schutzengelwerk and the Doctors Without Borders will receive a quarter of the donations this year.
You can continue to donate at any time. Any sum is welcome. You don't have to give your name. Very important, because I haven't done anything else this week, it doesn't interest me at all how the money actually comes to us. I took care of financial matters in the background. Also for mine or only for yours? No, for ours together, because I got feedback from many people on Instagram.
Hey Jan, hey Bömi, hey Olli, open the Bitcoin wallets, let's donate Bitcoin again. We've done that six years ago. Es gibt nur ein kleines Problem bei Bitcoins. Inzwischen ist unsere Spendensammelaktion so professionell, es kommen so astronomische Summen zusammen für so tolle Spendenzwecke, dass wir das nicht mehr machen können.
Wir können nicht einfach ein Bitcoin Wallet aufmachen und dann irgendwelche schwarz geparkten Bitcoins, die aus Drogengeschäften stammen, anonym empfangen. Das geht leider nicht.
Warum denn nicht?
Dann sind die wenigstens für einen guten Zweck. Nein. Wenn ihr Bitcoins rumliegen habt, weil der Kurs ist, glaube ich, gerade über 90.000 Dollar oder knapp unter 90.000. Also unglaublich reich sind Leute mit Bitcoins. Und ich weiß, viele Nerds And so notorious masturbators who listen to this show still have bitcoins from earlier and stuff.
Just do us a favor, if you want to donate, do your little bit of work, go to the bank, go to Coinbase, go to Blink and donate that, turn it up to cash, transfer it to your account and send it to us with your name. We can't accept anonymous donations, unfortunately that's not possible.
Except from Coke Taxi Berlin, they donated a thousand last year.
To you privately or what?
To hand over the bar? No, just like that. Someone wrote and down there, I want a coke taxi to Berlin. Yes, as a gag.
If you donate at betterplace.org, so befestundflauschig.betterplace.org, you have to give me your name. It doesn't have to be displayed, but it's all booked properly. That's why we can't accept bitcoins because it's anonymous. Just exchange your bitcoins or your... eitherum or dodgecoins in euros and send us the euros over.
Just take this little step, if you already have the money lying around, so that it's with your name, that would be very nice. Exactly, that's next week and that's the last episode before the big donation gala and we'll be live on it next week. We'll reveal the link in the course of the show, also on our social media channels it will also give this link. Apropos social media channel, Olli...
That's what I found out. There's a comment function on Spotify. There's a comment function.
I've seen that a few weeks ago, too. Do you think Spotify has gotten into it again? That's been such an action again. Why do you want to have comments under the podcast that no one reads, because you always forget it, I came up with it by chance, and B... In the end, it will always be the same things when they are there.
Yes, but I think that's a great opportunity to present an opinion, so also an exotic opinion, that you write a little poem, that you maybe improvise a new rap text somehow, that you run chat GPT, that you fill in this comment section, because if Spotify already offers it, then you have to do it as a listener, as a listener, you can still write something in there.
Excuse me, I just ate a croissant with ham and cheese, it just came up to me. Look, the last time it says... Look, that's also the thing.
I eat in the morning, I just ate a bowl of porridge. You don't bump into it, it stinks, it's really better.
Yeah, you're a little older too. Look here, the comment from last time. Yeah, yeah, lit, amen, nice. I think it's really important that Spotify has set up a comment function there so that people can say that.
We talked about it, I think, at the beginning, in the first episodes with the comment function. A lot of people write that Olli Schulz is just embarrassing, because I told people that it should be written. And that's the only show that says that Olli Schulz is just embarrassing, because we talked about it. Ey, we've been doing this for so long.
We're really going into our 10th Spotify year next year. The algorithm has already shaved itself several times like a reptile. Completely new. There's nothing left of the old algorithm that took us in at the beginning. And always new functions. I don't even know if we're still sending on Spotify. Are we still on as a podcast?
Have we just signed a contract and we just upload a file that no one listens to every week?
Exactly. And Daniel himself, with AI, then some emails are written that give us the feeling that we still have a strong community. No, Daniel doesn't exist, maybe.
It can also be.
Well, we'll see that next week when we go out to eat with him, right? Yes, I'm curious to see if it's going to happen. It's going to be a tough time for Daniel. We're not the only exclusive podcast on Spotify. And he probably goes out every evening with some podcaster to eat, listens to the stories.
And right at the end, when he says, so now I'm going to do Böhmermann and Schulz and then I'm done for this year. Then I had them all.
The whole asshole.
I went through it with all assholes. I listened to all of their opinions. I drank wine with everyone. Everyone told me how great the collaboration is. The flies are just so floated. And now he still has his mouth full at some point. That's really a job, too. You have to consider it. You're the manager of a large agency, you have several jobs.
I'm from the Master Artists Relations and I had to sit down with podcasters for the end of the year and talk about what you can do better or what didn't go so well. Or analyze the numbers again. What do we want to say together in our year's review with Spotify? I would say, I would actually radiate complete satisfaction through every pore.
And as always, so very dogmatic, just don't give up somehow. As long as we don't say anything on a monthly basis, also internally, everything is pure.
No, but I think we have reached a relationship with Spotify. Do you know these trust exercises where you let yourself fall backwards? I would fall backwards at any time, even if I know that no one is standing there anymore. That's how close the relationship is.
Yes, I would like to ask Daniel, how often does he still have the fear or the danger that something will come out or that something has to be cut out? Does he still listen to every show or is there such a trust and says, oh, I can rely on the two of them that nothing weird is being said?
No, I think he's against every show. And I think it will continue to be updated. Because I can imagine that the next cut-out wave will come. That we said things ten years ago that you can't say again next year. Or can say again. Maybe things will be hidden again.
Or that the whole show will not be broadcasted on Spotify. That they will be held back from the manager in the short term. Because you come back to the corner with some topic that is not allowed in the public. That can happen too. I mean, that's probably the greater danger. If you work with such a mess like you. that such a whole show is not broadcasted.
That would fuck me up so much if I worked in a television editorial office. I worked on such a topic for two or three weeks, really with all the others, and then it's not broadcasted. How do you react then? I'll just ask you directly. How do you react to something like that? What does that do to the feelings inside?
I'll be honest with you. I've been in good contact with my contract partners for decades. And it's always a give and take. And sometimes like this, sometimes like that. Other people are annoyed by me, I am annoyed by other people. This is normal in long-term relationships, something completely normal. And honestly, I know exactly what you're getting at with this story.
But if I would imagine, we would be two, three weeks, because that's what many people don't know about our Spotify show. They work on it, the topics are discussed, it's a big team that works on it. And then all of a sudden, just before the broadcast, Daniel comes and says, no, not this show. What are we going to do then? What would we do then? I would especially...
I would, first of all, take it somewhat professionally and would let me explain what the reason is. And it will actually only be difficult if there is no reason. If it's just like that. Just like that. And I always have to ask myself, why? Yeah, it's like that. Huh? Why? Yeah, it's like that. Because I'm stronger than you. Because I'm still in the food chain.
That would be the only thing I find problematic. But even then you have to say, Spotify is a private company. They can do what they want. If they don't want to show off in a show because Olli said foreskin or squirrel cheese again or something. That was never the reason. You started with Kackmann or if you, I don't know.
You celebrate Neil Young at a time when Neil Young and Spotify have gone separate ways for a short time, are also together again in the meantime, so in the meantime you can celebrate it again. You, I don't want to interfere at all, that's a give, a take, a up and down, it's always, relationships are always work, in the private as well as in the professional, that's the way it is now.
But I'm not ... I would still shit my pants if I had worked there for a long time. I know exactly, you're getting me into some weird stuff, that's a day 24 again ... Do you know what the report from day 24 was the last time?
Here you have the opportunity, Jan. You always like to talk about your editorial office and everything that takes place there.
Should I honestly talk about my editorial office? Such things happen regularly. Things get together over time. You know, we beat the broadcaster. If you think about ZDF or Spotify. We present ideas and then they are rejected. That's completely normal. That's what happens all the time. And this case, which is now circulating in the press, that's almost two months ago.
I've already processed it psychologically. Apparently not, the way your head is turning red right now. My head is not, well, a little red maybe. Du bist ein kleines Schweinchen, dass du mich jetzt direkt zu Beginn auf diesen... Ey, ich hab das gerade gelesen, Jan.
Außerdem, es geht hier nicht nur immer um Sonne, Sonnenschein und alles ist gut und es läuft bei mir, sondern du kannst auch mal wirklich die brüchigen Sachen, die vielleicht so ein bisschen länger an dir nagen. Das macht dich menschlich. Du arbeitest schon so lange daran, so ein bisschen menschlicher rüberzukommen. Jetzt hast du hier die Möglichkeit.
Ja, also ich bin auf jeden Fall voll des Verständnisses für alle Strukturen, die unter Druck stehen und wo man auch immer leisten muss und das alles nicht... It's all, and I'm not an easy guy either. And the people I work with, including you, are not easy guys either. It's also a decision, right? I could also say I'm doing, like Johannes B. Kerner once a year, the My Heart for Children Gala.
And I always sit in the studio all the time.
You're already on the right track. That's what I wanted to talk to you about. About the generous donations from Christian Lindner and from Mertz. They really did something really easy.
But isn't that already discussed? I have the feeling that it was already on Tuesday on the internet. So in my circles we already have no more jokes about it on Wednesday. But gladly.
Daniel sent me a link. I didn't even notice it myself. Spotify, Daniel? Spotify. And he said you could make a one-player version of it. I didn't make it in time, but he showed it to me and I thought it was... I didn't see it before. Sorry that it went around like that. I'm already... I've slowly said goodbye to the media world, but...
It's a bit shameful to get over 2,000 euros at the Heart for Children Gala.
Yes, but politicians don't earn that much. Politicians are in public service and of course they have diets, but they are not so high. I mean, 2,000 euros, please. If the sums are right, which you earn at the ZDF, then you earn more than the chancellor.
Yes, but that's a completely different job. Yeah, but would you say that your job is more exhausting than that of the Federal Chancellor? Definitely. Definitely. Much more responsibility. Much more responsibility. Day 24, spit out the pencil, please. Here comes a headline. My job is more important than that of the Federal Chancellor.
Do you know what they did last time for a headline? They thought that I was drunk when I was driving an e-scooter, because I told them that I was in a good mood on Christmas Eve and then drove over to the Lanxess Arena to Deichkind last week. Did Böhmermann... Did Böhmermann drive a drunk e-scooter? No, of course not. I have... From time to time we tell things that don't make sense.
What does that mean, from time to time? From time to time, almost every show we tell things that don't make sense. Normally they are always clearly marked as, attention, now it's getting a little funny. Of course I don't drive drunk with some e-scooter. I've never been drunk in my whole life.
Except once when I was at a private event with, in the broadest sense, in the school context, I drank three Kölsch on a warm day.
And then I was sent home.
42.
Oh, that's not that long ago. I've been drinking beer since 2019. No, a little longer, I think.
No, I'm sure since 2019.
I remember when you were sitting here with a mug every now and then.
It was, I think, but in the Corona time, I often had a beer.
Since January 2019, I started drinking beer.
In the Corona time was the last time I drank whiskey cola during the show. You don't do it anymore, do you? I don't do it anymore, strangely enough. And now it's coming. Jan, I want to talk to you about something. A topic that will make me very unpopular, but I'll tell you what it is. It's a theory, we've definitely set it up. I still believe it.
People who do a lot of sports are not as intellectually talented and as exciting as people who do little sports. I know you're saying that. Because I'm a sportsman. Du bist überhaupt kein Sportler. Aber ganz viele Leute, die ich kenne, die total derbe Sport machen, die man sich auch so anguckt. Ja Jan, aber okay, der ist ein Laufband, ich seh's gerade.
Nee, nee, nee.
But you don't do a lot of sports, otherwise you would look different. Do you know what I did? I borrowed a stepper. Borrowed? Yes, but I don't feel like it. I always borrowed a stepper. I wanted to try it out. I borrowed a stepper. Because you always say, down on the stepper, up on the stepper. And at some point, reality is nothing but a collusion, a solidification of claims.
Reality is a solidification, a collusion of claims. I just said it so often, on a stepper, on a stepper, on a stepper, that I thought, let's go on a stepper. And how does that feel, on a stepper?
Yeah, shit. You see, and that's what it is. And now pay attention, very briefly, before everyone gets the same short breath again, who does a lot of sports. It doesn't mean that people who do sports are stupid.
They only have less time for things like turning around, thinking, following absurd thoughts, because they are always there to do some exercises or are already in the head for the next training. Often there are also people who want to compensate with an addiction or something like that.
And then turn it completely off, do your own blogs, do your own sports stuff, do your own reels, do your own channels and then have a real dirty buddy and so on. And accordingly also have many opportunities to have sex. This morning I have this rapper, I like the rapper Disaster so much, but I think I really like him. Politically, we have already talked about it.
Cool guy, but he does a lot of sports. And today he posted something. I happened to be on his side. And in the first row, that's not sexist at all, there are only girls who adore him because he looks good and because he's so sporty. People who do sports, they have a sexual aura. Exactly like Semino Rossi too. But I don't think Semino Rossi is a classic athlete. No, he just fucks a lot.
And that's also a sport. But there are also people who just do a lot of sports and just look like they do. And that again, then you're always busy with it. Look here, I still have to get my arm up, I still have to do this. Oh, tomorrow I still have a date with her, she wrote me down, she's sweet, she likes me and so on. And this whole life is a life that we non-athletes are envious of.
I know that you're cowardly. I know what you mean.
But you yourself are not a sportsman at all.
It's super boring for me.
But you're a smart guy. But you know, sometimes you still have such grumbling phases. When you slip into the depressive, I think we both know that. You don't have to start writing the big depression book now. But it is, I also think, what always helps me is to go into physical movement. Something not on performance or with some app or something like that. Then take the body movements that you do.
I like to run, always. I like to run or I like to ride a bike, for example. And I always think it's cool.
I can't imagine when I see you walking like that, with your whole walk and this butt that looks out so far out in the meantime. I think you just ride a lot of moped. Electromoped. Seriously. You have a moped body. Because the ass is so far out in the back, because of this posture that you make. You see, I don't believe you at all.
That's not a posture, I just have a cute butt.
Very simple. And you also have small, strong legs. Long, strong legs. You don't want to tell me here in the podcast that you sometimes, when you have depressive moods or in general... No, outside, I like to go on the treadmill. I don't feel like running around outside.
Just this choice of clothes that you always... What do you wear there? I don't like that. I like to ride my bike. I really like to ride my bike. I like to let the world pass me by. And don't act like you can't understand that. Of course I can't understand that.
I can understand that. But I'm also talking about Contra K, for example. I follow him too. He's every morning at 8 o'clock.
What kind of weird... Why is it so weird that you're dropping it here now? Contra K and Disaster, because they have such upper bodies and are haunted by women? What do you want? I don't want anything.
I just want to say, they're so busy with it that I don't believe that I... I like them both. I think they... But that I could talk to the two of them all evening about good indie rock and the political attitude of Ton, Steine, Scherben in the 70s, although they must also be interested and something else, because they had too little time.
Listen to me, they had too little time in the evening to sit in front of the record collection with a little spliff and work really deep into the material, because at some point the punk came to them. I have to laugh myself at what I'm talking about.
I start with sports, then you buy these little socks, then you buy these sneakers, then you have this look that you wear a higher pair of jogging pants and have tattoos on your ankle at the bottom, so that it looks cool. Like Bones. Bones to MC, for example. I have a rapper, he looks like he doesn't do any sport. He's really aged in the last five years.
He produces too. He's not just a trampoline. No, Bones is, I would say, a classic mixed case. I think he has alpha-sport-muscle-sigma-phases. No, he doesn't have muscles anymore, he's just very big. No, but in the end he produced 187. Bones is the man behind it, producing is a lot.
But he doesn't do sports, because he's a smart guy. He's smart by nature, he's a good businessman, but he also has no idea about the political attitude of the Stooges or Ramones, because they have little political attitude, especially punk bands. But you know what I mean? I know the theory is not quite worked out.
Also the example with... They can't talk about the political attitude of Tonstein and Sterben in the 70s. I can summarize it in two sentences. It was not a complicated political attitude of Rio Reiser.
Or work through Dostoyevsky in a book. I think... How many Dostoyevsky books did Disaster love? And yet his reputation is much higher than we both, because he's a young, awesome rapper with a political attitude, but he's always pumping. And that's why he has the best of both worlds. He's a womanizer, but also a political attitude guy. And I just want to say that I...
No, I think I just threw up my theory myself.
No, but I think you're ultimately pleading for the return of the intellectual sex machine.
No, the intellectual one with such an underbelly type who doesn't have any sex anymore, but who only talks a little bit about it. And then in the evening, instead of thinking, what should I do now, sit-ups or start moving on a stepper, I just do the following. Look what I bought myself. What is that?
A spliff corner?
What is it?
A lava lamp? What do you want to show me?
Guitars?
Slump collection? What is there?
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You can't even see it here, right? It's a box sack that I have standing here. Do you see it?
You're such a little moron, man. Do you see it? You've been telling me all this time about despise for sport. You're hanging in a box sack, in a man cave. What do you want? What do you want? What is it for? To embrace?
Because, to be honest... This whole sports shit can push you all to your asses. You need a boxing bag and if you're an acro, then box against it a few times. It's just like a two-hour workout. You know what? I have the feeling you're the upper body type of us two.
You're the type who always hits it. With me, you can also notice that on the sweet butt, that it stands out a bit. With me, the cool part of the body actually starts at the bottom. I'm insanely good with everything that's under my hip. And if we both, together, if you put your upper body on my lower body, könnte eins zu eins mithalten auf dem Level von Disaster und von Kontra K. Das wär's.
Und das, was dann überbleibt, macht Podcasts und macht Management. Also, mein Oberkörper und dein Unterkörper macht Management.
Ich glaub, der Disaster wird's jetzt nicht so gut finden, wenn wir ihn jetzt mit Kontra K. und Bones MC in eine Ecke stellen.
Bones MC ist raus. Bones ist in einer anderen Liga. Producer Körper.
Ja, der sieht aus... Was ist denn mit... I'm not actually talking about rappers who do sports. Actually, I started the topic wrong. I'm talking about athletes, for example. How many athletes would you like to have? Mats Hummels is a guy you can hang out with, I think. Also discuss other things beyond sports, because he's an interesting guy.
He also hangs out a lot with TikTokers and with YouTubers and stuff. He also has a bit of an idea of that. But apart from, let's say, shooting from the hip, one athlete from whom you think, I would like to do a longer podcast series with him over the next few weeks, because I think he has a lot to say intellectually. Look, I can already see how fast your brain rattles, you can't think of anything.
No, I can't think of the name, but this Olympia, this Olympia Schütze, this Turkish, who pressed so cool, but also because he came over so casually. You're right. You're right. I think what you mean is... What was wrong with me was with the rappers with sports. That's the wrong thing.
But I know what you mean.
Let me briefly paraphrase, summarize, classify. I know what you mean. That athletes play physically in such a different world, that they think about so many other things. They think about how the muscle tightens all two steps in the left knee. And they listen so much into their body. They can do that too.
Additives and stuff like that.
Yes, exactly. And they also radiate such a health and such a natural glow, because they keep their body fit. We burn calories and our energy goes on by switching on the rhubarb. That's also, I have to say, in stress phases, for example.
In stress phases, when I'm really stressed, and that hasn't happened in a long time, but really when I was really stressed, very early on, with such hard numbers, I ate an incredible amount of calories, hardly anything, and the rhubarb ran all the time, day and night, and that consumes a lot of energy.
Du frisst die Kalorien, du nimmst nicht zu, du nimmst total ab, es ist total crazy, obwohl du keinen Sport machst, weil der Kopf alles frisst. Und ich glaube, der große Energieverbrauch bei uns ist der Kopf. Und Sportlerinnen und Sportler, die kriegen das auf den Körper umgewälzt. Und da wird die Energie auch verbraucht, vielleicht sogar mehr oder genauso viel, aber durch den ganzen Körper.
And you know what's also good about sports? That you stop. You've spent your whole life with you, with your voice and with yourself in your head. You have to confront yourself every day. And if you don't do sports, then you're thinking all the time. Then you think things, then you talk things out. You can end up in such a negative mindset and not get out of it for weeks.
If you do sports, you might stop for a while, at least in sports. To think of yourself. But you do that when you don't do sports. You think, I have to do sports again tomorrow. I still have to buy these nutritional supplements. I still need a long sleeve and I still have to call my coach. You have all these things in your head all the time. We have already talked about this.
In every class there is a girl who already does performance sports in the 9th grade and comes to school so taped because the parents say, yes, tomorrow is here again somehow light athletics meeting and so on, which always has exceptions and so on.
And these are often beautiful people, but also boring people, who all date and fuck in the same circle, where they do sports and then have the same thing of life. There are the apartments too, there is not even a cable around the table.
And on the other hand, it has happened to me more often with such great sporty glow people, then conversations about things like ... I found out what framing is. And I was like, what? What? Where do we start now? What?
And do you know what else stands out? When you have to talk to athletes through a talk show or somewhere or before a show and then it's always about the athlete because he's not interested in you, he's not interested in your shitstorm or anything else, but he's interested in you. Yes, I just had barbell problems, tomorrow I'll go to that, I'll fly to that trainer. But imagine, we with our...
How we work, but imagine you're an olympian, an olympian is your thing, why ever, because it's your thing. And then you work, you train every day in some crazy sport. And then you have these two weeks every four years that it comes to and then you screw up in the qualification. Or you get defeated by a trans man.
Okay, sorry, but I couldn't leave him lying now. Okay. Sorry, I laugh. Jan doesn't laugh, I laugh. I'm the political idiot. Jan doesn't laugh, I laugh. It was a bad joke.
But imagine, you work on such a peak and then something goes wrong. And you work for the first and then you're fifth. Or you get hurt briefly beforehand. Or you sneeze. just before the gunshot or something like that. Something weird. You're in such a micrometer, in such a mini-mini-mini-grid, thinking and preparing. And that every wing stroke of any insect can destroy everything.
And we prefer to assume that you take it all in and build something out of it that still works. So actually the complete opposite. We are completely unconcentrated, but we can deal with it too.
But even athletes are unconcentrated, which you don't know anymore because you were too young. 1988, I think, Los Angeles, Olympics, ten-fight, Daley Thompson against Jürgen Hingsen. Daley Thompson, the American or Englishman who was considered a favorite, just like Jürgen Hingsen. And then comes the 100-meter sprint and Jürgen Hingsen shits his pants by starting three times too early.
He kicked himself out of the whole competition because he was just not sovereign enough. He trained on it for four years. And then he makes a three-time wrong start and was the absolute sports idiot in Germany for a year. Everyone made fun of him. Only Jürgen Hingsen of course not. At some point he changed his last name to Jürgen Hax and made fun of people and somehow raised money.
No, I'm kidding. Jürgen Hingsen was just this guy who simply considered himself the great icon in German boxing and then simply failed against Daley Thompson three times. And to this day no one knows why. And I have the theory that he knew that he would not win against Daley Thompson and disqualified himself. But these are theories, these are things that are so old.
But you don't know, you don't know. You know it all. But it's a clever tactical idea. You know, I'm nervous all the time. Today is a bit, I'm a bit, because we're an open podcast, we're transparent, it's Friday morning. I still have a few office things to do. We had the last recording yesterday evening. Faber was a guest, that was really nice. Oh, yes, he's live and unbeatable.
Unbelievably good. And insanely nice.
Live is the unbeatable. Insanely nice and a really great guy on site. Everyone loved him so much. He performed with a 40-piece soprano choir, because it was the last song. We really got everything out, what to get out was a small showcase.
But this morning at 10 o'clock, I've been looking forward to it for three years, the film Hallo Spencer in the ZDF Mediathek is supposed to be released at 10 o'clock. Now it's 11.07, the movie isn't online yet. What am I supposed to do now? Why isn't the movie online yet?
What's going on?
Dude, it annoys me so much. Sorry, I want to... There must be someone who only has some kind of marder damage, some kind of XLR cable or Ethernet cable. But why... Maybe you also have this... It's all prepared.
Is there maybe something in there? Maybe occult rituals or something? No, it's all taken away.
It's all taken away. It's a purely technical thing. Still, I think, if we say 10 o'clock and it's announced 10 o'clock, why is it not 11.07 yet? Why? Why?
I don't understand it. But you know what? It's a film that you should watch in the evening or on a Sunday afternoon. Today is Sunday. If you are through with this podcast today, then put your feet up, put on nice thick socks, maybe somehow put on a little shirt, darken up a bit in the room and watch the Halo Spencer film with your loved ones. I can only say, Jan, you know, I'm nobody...
who just rolls around with compliments, but this has really become a sweet film. Take a look at it.
Ah, that's so sweet. You, Daniel, I don't know what else you just said about Spotify. This week there was a Spotify event and all the people who somehow took the word podcast into their mouths, were there. We weren't there either. Did we get an invitation and didn't go there? It was some Spotify rap party? Were you invited?
Yesterday there were two or three parties. We were invited. We were both invited by Daniel. I couldn't because I was still pretty sick and dragged myself to Studio Bomens yesterday. I was there yesterday. Crazy. I wasn't there forever. So I was only there once. Is that the big Christmas party where you can always sit next to your favorite star?
Yesterday was my management's Christmas party, the day before yesterday was the Spotify thing, and then there was also from Florida TV, from the big production, from where Joko and Klaas produce all their shows, Thomas Schmidt, and so on, they all celebrated.
And yesterday at Studio Bummens, they're all sitting there on one site, I got there, saw a big call, a lot of people, I became, for a nice podcast, I won't say it in this episode yet, so that I can do advertising, which you also like to hear very much. I read something for this podcast and then met Klaas for the first time on the parking lot.
And then the guy tells me, there's a lot going on here today, Stucki is coming soon, then there's Micky Beisenherz here. And then I said, let's go to the studio quickly. I like Micky Beisenherz, I like them all. But then I think, it's overpowering me now, with every small talk. I haven't seen Joko in a long time either.
Then I quickly go over to the parking lot and hear from behind, Olli, call and turn around, it's Klaas who sees me. And Klaas says, he's only seen it on my posture that I was in a private situation and wanted to disappear. Because he already laughed so much. And then we hugged for a short time, then the door opens from the studio. We come across in a turtleneck sweater, Mickey Bison.
Mickey Bison always looks like a H&M model, as if he's wearing H&M. He's huge, 2.40 meters. He had his legs extended together with this model from Germany's Next Topmodel. And then he has long legs, this horror movie that's running right now, where he plays along. But then I still greeted him, I was also happy to see him. Brought two, three little speeches. Go up the stairs.
Who's standing there somehow? Martin Suter. Joko Winterscheidt. Joko Winterscheidt. And they were all there. I saw them all yesterday within a few seconds. But I also thought they were all so busy. Everyone turns around a bit here. We don't have time for privacy.
Can it be that you weren't even at a Florida Christmas party, but that you happened to be in the body of the spirit of the future Christmas? and just walked through the dreams of the people and just appeared to all people? Maybe it was like that.
I don't know. It was like a fever dream. I met everyone within a short time. Then Stuckert Barren was supposed to come, because I think he had the look back of the year yesterday. Everything is produced at Studio Bummens, except for our show, I think, in the meantime. And then I read what I was supposed to read, and I got lost again.
But I missed the great party yesterday, you really have to say that.
Well, too bad, because normally there are always great stories from the Christmas party. And that means we'll hear you in some podcast soon, or what? Finally. We'll hear you in a podcast that you also like very much, as I said.
Could it be related to history? Not history out of history? Yes, maybe.
What?
But I'm reading something.
I'm reading something. That's super awesome. I'm just making a PDF right now. The verdict just came in from the Düsseldorf district court. Oh, the people against Maximilian Krah. No, the fascho wanted to sue me. Im einstweiligen Verfügungverfahren des Herrn Maximilian Krah gegen Herrn Jan Böhmermann hat die 12.
Zivilkammer des Landgerichts Düsseldorf auf die mündliche Verhandlung vom 4.12. für recht erkannt. Jetzt kommt's, das Urteil. Der Antragsteller ist der Nazi und Antragsgegner bin ich. Das Urteil. Der Antrag auf Erlass einer einstweiligen Verfügung wird zurückgewiesen. The cost of the procedure is borne by the applicant. The judgment is pre-examined.
The applicant can, by extension, the extension by security services, at a rate of 110%, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Aha, okay. And then comes 21 pages, I still have to work through. So won against the fascio, he wanted to sue us or sue me. Because of the shampoos, his shampoos. I have corrected the podcast several times.
But he had never, he was never near a bottle of shampoos. No, never.
And he is also someone whose reputation by ordering from 50 or 49 or 71 or 800 bottles of shampoos also takes a lot of damage. So someone who, above all, had some journalists sued, who then spread the first version of the podcast further. They even sometimes signed something. The first thing the bird does is to drink a bottle of champagne on TikTok.
and celebrate what a great guy he is, because he has given democratic journalists, who are afraid of him or who have let themselves be afraid of him, a resignation letter. And then he celebrates with a bottle of shampoo. I think Sky also gave an interview about it.
The fascist has lost and this stupid little... This Fascho just said shit, because it's apparently true what happened there. Whether it's 50 bottles now, 51, is completely irrelevant. In any case, the Fascho tried to play himself in the foreground and position himself as a great player by just starting a little shampoosauce. That's just a fact now, we can say that again here, right?
Yes, and you can say that.
Es ist ein bisschen unklar, ob er das selber bezahlt hat oder ob das kam raus. Ich muss sagen, ich hab in den letzten Wochen mit ganz vielen Leuten telefoniert. Vielen Dank, alle, die sich gemeldet haben, die im Käferzelt waren, also die am besagten Abend rund um diesen Tisch. Es war übrigens Tisch 163 im ersten Stock des Käferzelts.
Es gibt tolle Videos, die wir alle gesichtet haben, mit Champagnerflaschen zählen und so, wie die Champagnerflaschen reingekommen sind um 21.09 Uhr, wie um 21.07 Uhr The Nazis were still partying, and that's the interesting thing that came out. The table was probably not, that's what Toni said, whose buddy wrote us this letter here at Fest und Flauschig.
Toni's buddy swore, no, there was Kra on the sign. And then at some point, Kra, Kra, we'll look through the photos again. And then it came out, there wasn't Kra on it. Then they thought, Kra, man. But no, everyone was a little drunk. The name on which the table was reserved was... Kallmann, Thomas Daniel Kallmann, an entrepreneur and big donor from the Frankfurt area.
He has already donated several 10,000 euros privately, but also with other companies to the AfD. He paid for the evening and now assuming there were at least 50 bottles, so at least 57 bottles, you can count on the videos that we have, at least 57 bottles. Then it was, if you take the cheapest possible champagne price, it was easily 12,000 euros for it.
Then there were stories that more people... With the time of donations. I don't know exactly.
Of the big industrialists. I don't know exactly who that is. Imagine you're a big industrialist and somehow made money. You have to have a bit of experience, you're also a certain age and then you decide to support a Nazi party. So to be honest, what is there also, so I also read that quite honestly. I once saw an Eugen Block information thing here, Blockhaus Block, right?
And he said in the interview, yes, I hope that the AfD will come forward and that somehow we have talked about it here. I thought really, so then I think too, you're from Hamburg, you're halfway human. You didn't come from the smallest popel city. You see how the developments are, you see how society works.
You see that in your fucking steakhouse not only Germans go in, but also people with a migration background and stuff. And then you decide through the AfD, to be honest, how senile do you have to be there?
I think Eugen Block has a completely different opinion. He wants, above all, that the border between Germany and Denmark is lifted, that Germany attacks Denmark, so that he can illegally pull his grandchildren back over there according to German law. Did you notice that his daughter is with Gerhard Delling, dude? The mother of the three children.
The mother of the three children who are with the father. I don't want to get into this story at all. It's like the children, but that Gerd Delling is still running around all the time is an absolute clusterfuck.
And Günter Netschak could already do that. That's why, if Günter Netzer has ever done something against an anti-party, that would mean something.
I have to briefly explain the sentence. There is no journalistic duty of concern, more than usual. I corrected your podcast three or four times, because at first everything was disputed, then he noticed at some point, oh cool, Michael Käfer, who first said about his speech, that didn't work, but then two days later, how I tried to call him, dude.
How I tried to call him and then he wrote me an e-mail in the evening where everything was normal. So it's really and the coolest thing is always shout out, greetings to the journalists who did the press conference there. I always know a great hit and so Böhmi, the stupid bitch and so it always sounds good. But honestly, that's not cool for you either. Look, so really, yes, it's not cool.
In this millennium, you were already on the
The Oktoberfest? I've never been to the Oktoberfest, of course. You've never been to the Oktoberfest? I was actually there in the 90s. And that was already extremely exhausting. And I was a normal guest there. I've never been to the Oktoberfest. And I actually think that there are the big five things that you can't explain to your fans why you're doing it. Oktoberfest is a bit of a part of it.
Second followed immediately, Heidi Klum Halloween Party. How do you want to explain that to people out there? Jan, I would like to put a little music on the list and then I would like to make myself a coffee for a very short time. I would also like to. But an Italian coffee machine. What do you have for one? A Tassimo? Or is it? I have a very old Dilonghi or whatever it's called.
Actually, there are eternals. Aha, aha. I'll put three songs on the list. Last time this year, I'll try to entertain you with beautiful music and give you the opportunity to listen to three good songs after this show. The Hamburg band, one of the best Hamburg bands that ever existed, Herrenmagazin, released a new single. The song is called Fragment, totally good.
I know the drummer of Herrenmagazin. I'm a bit of a friend with him. He doesn't let you get too close to him, but he's already played me one song before, and it's also great. I think the first record is 8 or 10 years old, by Herrenmagazin. It will be released at the Grand Hotel in Clèves, I think, next year. And the first song is very promising. A fragment by Herrenmagazin.
You have to listen to it. Also listen to the old songs by Herrenmagazin and look forward to the new record. As a second, an artist, I think from Austria, I'm not quite sure, I just read in preparation for this show. Now I'm standing here again like a boomer victim. I don't know if she's called Dimarcha or Daimarcha. D-I-E-M-A-R-C-H-A. Right, boomer announcement here. Daimarcha or Dimarcha.
Dimarcha! Sounds better, but probably it's called Die Matcha. It's a wordplay. I thought, no, I'm not talking about the song, but U6, that's their new single. A fan wrote to me about her. She's already had over a thousand Spotify listeners. But the guy seems to be a real fan. He wrote so passionately about her. Die Matcha here, you already have really good fans.
People who write long emails about why you make good music. I'm not going to read all of that now, but listen to the song. U6 by Dimash or Dimash. And then I'll put another song on the Fidi and Bumzi list, which I just remembered, which I had already written down. But wait a minute. Party Dozen was a pre-program at Amy and the Sniffers. They make music with saxophones. Did someone tell me?
Coop de Grey, Coop de Gronk. No idea if it's about Gronk, the YouTuber. Probably, probably. Party Dozen with Coop de Gronk, a saxophonist and drummer, saw a lot of live shows and wrote to me, you have to check it out, awesome band, instrumental music, I think, like what I've heard so far. Coop de Gronk by Party Dozen, Herrenmagazin Fragment and Die Marcha with U6.
Those are the three songs that I want to give you today again at the end of the year.
I have two melancholic songs that start with piano and I just played one on purpose. I hope you didn't hear it. And that's the one new song from Father John Misty, Josh Tillman. I've already heard it. And the Accidental Dose. I'm talking about Werner Herzog-like. Mahashmashana is the album. And then the German father John Misty, Dirk von Lotso, together with the Queech Boys, since Friday outside.
That's the art. I think they're going to release a new record soon.
I think the album is called Golden Years. They already released a single, but that in the later course of the show. We're going to take a short break now. You can either listen to this music now or do it at the end of this podcast, which is still going on. I'm going to make a coffee now. And Janni, what are you going to do now?
I'm going to try to find out where the Hallo Spencer film is in the media library and find out why it's still not online. You have to make a noise call in the GDF production. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And you know what I did? I watched movies without end. I have so many movies, how long not? And I would like to watch the movies, because there are also topics where I think, too bad, I can't talk to Jan about it. But then I had to go through five movies that Olli Schulz watched in a short interview, right at Fest und Flauschig. So stay tuned. See you soon.
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We all understand exactly what Arafat Abou-Chaker is telling us. It's Feste und Flauschig, it's the big time. And Böhmermann, Böhmermann, he reports about it. We also report about it, what has been reported. Was it the big scandal of Feste und Flauschig in 2024? I would say it's one of the exciting ones.
You can say about Böhmermann what you want, including this one.
By the way, what I think, scientists have found out the anus of a blue whale measures about one meter in diameter and is thus the second largest asshole in the world.
Yes, that was the statement of the lawyer of Maximilian Karpunkt, the right-wing extremist, who by the way now also wants to join the German Bundestag. Maybe we can succeed with the impulse of this trial, which found a verdict on Friday by the Düsseldorf District Court. And I can paraphrase that now, I just worked through the verdict in your shit break.
And there are a lot of reasons why he, with his application, I don't know, at first he didn't even know what he wanted to ban. That was the first problem, because I really corrected it super fast. And also when he said, that's not true, I immediately put it down. Because of course I already said, or we already said in the show, we don't want to spread any gossip.
But the friend of Toni and also Toni, I also talked to Toni personally three weeks ago.
That's also really good that you really took the listener into your own hands. To call the witness again to talk to him. Self and he explained everything again.
He couldn't explain his happiness. Hard to believe, right? No, I have to say that they all had, of course, we laugh about it and make fun of it, but for most of them it's a very special process to be involved in a judicial process with a European-famous right-wing extremist who really doesn't have all the frets on the fence anymore, you really have to say.
And the court says... For that you only need to see one video of him, which is often shown on TikTok or somewhere, where he sticks with some young people and tries to beat them up and tell them how cool it is to be German. It's just such an unpleasant person.
So first of all, I think it's great that the judgment, the journalistic duty of care that we put here on the day, praised again, that we really corrected and reviewed as current as possible, in case something else happened. In the end, we unfortunately had to let it stand that it actually happened the way Tony told us, or rather the friend of Tony wrote to us, with the only difference that it...
Yes, that you don't know if there were 200 bottles now, if there were only 57 bottles. As I said, I've seen the video or seen several videos in the meantime. That was really such a ... They put them in bottles, in huge ships, that's what it's called in the gastronomic area. And there were these bottles in there.
There were, by the way, Dom Pérignon vintage bottles, 2015 Champagne, which, strangely enough, were not on the menu in the kefir tent in the evening. Just for the good friends. I don't know if I should start to estimate, but maybe they were also taken out of the basement and could also be one of the reasons why Mr. Keefer didn't remember it that much.
But I want all of this now, it's all speculation. In any case, these bottles, the ordered and delivered bottles, were not on the map. It was Dom Pérignon Vintage 2015. Also those standing at the tables then sent us photos of how they hit with this champagne, how the collar is in the middle. And what the court says, first of all, journalistic care, of course, kept and we took care of everything.
Secondly, it was also a reader's letter, i.e. a listener's letter, on whose basic truth content we, however, could not doubt due to the sources before us. And we have currently corrected that. And, but then, I find that totally exciting,
The applicant should not shit himself, I paraphrase now, because he does so much shit in the public, he does so much worse garbage, that even if it were 3,000 bottles of champagne, then it would be a process that would be more positive in his honor. would have paid for his honor and would have improved the image. So that's nothing that would make him look worse in the light of the public.
And that's why there is no claim of submission. So it's pretty much lost. I've already won and lost many civil law proceedings and press law things. But I've never lost that much. Honestly. I've also lost a lot of times, but never that much.
No, oh my god, dude, it was some kind of corinthian shit, right? It was just about the number of fascists.
Yeah, he just wants to do PR for his, the fascist wants to, come on, every second he talks about it longer, now it's coming to me. Let's do PR for him.
Let's do PR for him. Who is also doing a lot of PR right now, to get to the next topic, is Angela Merkel, who is now at Hotel Matze. I just saw it in the break and there was probably an intensive interview. 90 minutes. Have you already seen it? I'll take a look at it today. Yes, I thought about it.
I would like to give my dearest to Christmas ... When are you at Hotel Matze? I would like to give my dearest to Christmas a book by Angela Merkel, signed by Hazel Brugger. If I ... the contact ... Why? Yes, because that's the craziest thing I can imagine. Hazel was also at a Heart for Children Gala, she was there with Ralf Schmitz.
What?
Really? I think it's great and I'm happy for her that she finally found a co-op with Bild. It's about children, man, it's about children.
Exactly. And you have to talk about your shadows. Don't be so cynical. I think Bild does so much good for children. And really every year. We shouldn't be cynical about that.
Naja, ich, Hotel Matze, find ich krass, dass... Wir beiden sind die einzigen, die noch nicht da waren und intensive Gespräche über ihr Leben geführt haben. Weil unsere Leben zu langweilig sind. Wir führen jede Woche intensive Gespräche über unser Leben. Wollen wir nicht mal so eine Hotel Matze-Ausgabe machen von unserem Podcast hier?
Dass wir gemeinsam einfach uns ausquetschen mit verständnisvollen Fragen, versuchen den anderen zum äußersten... Do we actually do that every week anyway?
We do it every week. Besides, I'm really too idle then. I think if it's a program now, every week someone who tells his darkest phases and everyone has their story and everyone has to tell their story. We live in a world where everyone likes to be told their story. Because he's such an anti-thing and just wants my story not to be heard. And also sent between all these other stories that are told.
Every week it's either a doped cyclist or someone who has his alcoholism or here. And it's all stories. And it definitely makes other people proud when other people write about it. But often the other people are just cool enough to tell their story to somehow...
They have to tell their story for strategic reasons, because it doesn't work professionally. And I think it's actually quite good to be misunderstood, even on purpose. So I'm very happy that I'm not so Stefan Raab-like, that I'm not talked to by every doodle in the pedestrian zone.
That's why he rarely goes into the pedestrian zone, right?
I've heard he dresses up. He wears wrong hair and the wrong beard. Really? I heard that from a pretty safe source.
How are you still doing on TV total? On the new show?
I can say that, oh no, on the new show, what's the new one called again? This RTL show. This long show with these long titles. So I have to say that 80% of my employees were already in the studio and heard it as a viewer. They heard it. Really? Yes, a colleague was there again this week. But I find that especially from a production standpoint very interesting.
Stefan, actually, as always, I used to be in the audience at TV Total quite often. I sat there and watched it because of interest, how it works. Also with Harald Schmidt. I don't know, my first ride to Cologne was when I had a driver's license, just new. In 1999 I went to Cologne, I think with...
some close relative of mine and then we sat together in the audience at Harald's and looked at each other and then I was with Stefan Raab and so on.
So with us there are still some people from my team who have already looked at it in the audience and say above all, we have a few great ones, it's probably quite nice on site and so on and not everything that we have read out here in the show can confirm that, but Stefan is just like always, he always does it in the warm-up, the first gag is already revealed, then the show starts
And then he does the first gag again, then everyone laughs, but rather meta-like. Then he has this trick with the foot. It's all the same as always, actually. It's all the same as always. But I'm also happy for RTL. I just read an article in a newspaper.
Now there's going to be a show about a bully or something like that, I think. Which is now also broadcast on terrorist television.
I'm also happy for everyone. I'm happy for all the people who have a regular, secure job in these hard times. I'm happy. I don't have anything bad to say. I feel the same way.
Exactly, and while we're at it, I wanted to ask you something. We're not even talking about Christmas, we're doing our own thing here.
Happe Kerkeling Doku? Have you seen Doku? Happe Kerkeling Doku?
Not yet, because I don't have the feeling right now that I want to see it. I'll watch it in peace at some point. A lot of people have written to me that it's good. Of course it's good.
It's good, but it's also a bit... I've already seen it, I saw it in the newspaper one day before it came out, in an ARD newspaper. And then of course everything that's in there about Harpe, you've already seen everything. I especially liked Harpe, who so far, that was also a podcast topic for us, as a hit singer. And then I just let a bad word fall.
At the moment when I saw the documentary, from minute one, I was already sorry. In the beginning, sarcastically about something. Well, in the distance you can always... Because I really have to say, Harp is 60 this week. Congratulations, I follow him on Instagram. He is now on Instagram. I know, I follow him too. One of the people where I always... I don't think I would want to meet him at all.
I'm happy that I haven't met him anywhere so far. But I really always thought he was cool. I really... As a Radio Bremen child, I worked with a lot of people who knew him and always told him stories. So for almost 20 years I've been running behind him a little bit. And I thought it was great, especially because he just had such a great satisfaction.
He just wrote three fat books that are mega successful. That he, for example, fled to Amsterdam in the 90s, that was new to me. Did you know that?
No, but he speaks such excellent foreign languages and sometimes even Dutch, sometimes even fake Dutch, I don't know. But I've heard that he lived there.
He lived there in Amsterdam, he also told it. Last year he also filmed in Amsterdam and there he did something totally awesome. I don't know if those were the drinks for the entire camera team. Ah, with the white wine, I saw this exhibition. There were just three white wines, a cola, water and then he says, yes, who knows when it will come back. And I could understand that very well.
Me too. That's also one of the things that usually excites me when I go out to eat, when you want to order something again at some point, or the bill or something, and there's just one waiter for the whole store, because you just have to save everything, and you sit there. That's the moment when I become the German neck, who starts to be dissatisfied because he didn't take it fast.
That's also a thing, I want to be served very quickly, I want it to stop and that I... I'm more relaxed, but when I'm done with food, everything is empty, I want to get out of the store right away and I want to get the attention of the waitress or waitress for another 20 minutes to be calculated.
But I think at that moment, you can see what a great comedian he is, I think it was the drink orders for the whole team, because everyone ordered something to drink and Harpe then used the moment when all the drinks were put on his little bistro table.
to make a joke that's only good because you've already thought about it or already done it yourself, to go to the café alone and order a drink more when you don't feel like it, to go to the waiter when you just know, 0.2 cola is not enough for me, I want 0.4, order me two right away. Who knows when they will come back.
Yes, I will look at the docu, I will look at the docu, I am, if you had to stick to it now or would want to, who was the biggest in German television for me, who had the most impact on me, then it was really in my youth, Harpe Kerkeling. Even before all the others, before Stefan Raab, who also came later, or also Harald Schmidt, who I thought was great with Feuerstein at the beginning.
I'm not a huge fan of this Sat.1 anymore, even when he was so big. I always had a problem with cynical things in the long run. I have to say that the guy, Harpe Kerkeling, was the best comedian and the best entertainer I saw on German television at the time. And also for me, who is still the biggest. It was in the NDR back then, he was just 35 years old, I remember that.
And there was a show called That Was My Life Until Now. And there was already such a best-of made and he was invited. I recorded that on VHS back then. I think I was 9 years or 10 years younger than him. And that was on TV. I recorded it. And he was not even 30 yet. Maybe he was 30. And back then he already had such a blatant life. Because you always forget how early he started. He was 18.
His very first TV show. With Honey Line. He started so early. And when you get the story about his mother and the tragic death. And understand the guy. That he didn't have to lose anything. After the early fates of his life.
and also came into television with such freedom and needlessness and mixed everything up and, I think, was never evil, never let himself down by people or put anything over it, that was just a really good man. Maybe the best German television, most handsome guy for me. Followed by you, Jan.
Followed by you. He was also the first to do all these wild reportage things. And he told that. And I thought that was great. Because I still know Birgit Reckmeyer, his editors from stories. And I have it in the last half year of my volunteering, no, of my internship at Radio Bremen. When I started as an intern, Birgit Reckmeyer was still there at Radio Bremen, in Hans-Bredow-Straße.
In Bremen, Mahndorf, Osterholz. No, what's it called? Sebaldsbrück. Yes, Sebaldsbrück, exactly. There was the old radio complex of Radio Bremen and there was really the call of the entertainment editor Birgit Reckmeyer waved through this old television building. And Birgit Reckmeyer was also interviewed, she's still alive, I was really happy for this documentary.
And Harpe just always, whenever he told about her, he just copied her. And this copying of the entertainment editor Birgit Reckmeyer, I still know that from others, from colleagues who have always done that, how the harp has played.
And that, for example, as an editor in this legendary story, where he drove up to the Federal Presidium site, Schloss Bellevue, as Queen Beatrice, that she was lying down on her feet. That the editors all the time, outside the camera, Birgit Reckmeyer, when she speaks, she's always like, that's what you're doing now, harp, that's what you're doing now.
She always teased him and because he is such a person in need of harmony, you also notice in the whole documentary, a very nice guy actually. Like us, basically. Yes. But was then driven to these edgy actions and she was down there in the foothill and said, we're going through now, we're going to do that now. So, and he's copying her all the time. Oh, I thought that was nice.
But nothing new. Everything he does with dialects, with making up, that's all great.
And now he's still on Instagram. Well, I think that's not just his merit, but I think it's great and I think it's good to celebrate. I also think it's great that he was just gone, that he had this mode of always kicking off for half a year and stuff. That Horst Schlemmer alone could, if people think of figures like Horst Schlemmer, Cindy from Marzahn, Ilka Bersin did that once.
Harpe Kerkeling thought out Cindy from Marzahn 80 times and just threw her away because she didn't feel like it anymore. You have to do it this time.
So cool stuff, we could talk about it forever, look at the documentary, look at the old Habe Kerkeling stuff, also totally normal, still, no pardon Club Las Piranhas, once a year, with my family, and now comes my access question, I wanted to ask you, we haven't really talked about Christmas yet, which one for you, Jan Böhmermann, is the ultimate Christmas movie to watch for Christmas?
Kevin, Alone at Home, Kevin, Alone in New York and Elf. In my private area, these are the three most important films. I'm starting this year to make sure that they're all watched in English. We're watching this now in English. I've never seen it in English because I always fail at the resistance of the basis. But I'm going through Sarah Wagenknecht-like now.
I would too. That's really important, especially if you've already seen the film, then you know what it's about, then you can really touch on English. Yes. Yes, start watching it. It is in all cases like this, for me it is, but in my case, Die Slowly, I think, is a Christmas movie that I always like to watch. Ah.
Which is due to the fact that it plays so far into this Christmas party, in this Yokomichi high house or whatever it's called, and then these criminals come. Played the very first role of Hans Gruber, he was called in the film, the actor from whom I am often told that I have a similarity with him.
Alan Rickman.
Alan Rickman, who in turn in a second big classic, which is watched by many people in my family environment, actually plays Love, where also Heike Mackertsch plays. I've never seen him. I think he's called Love Actually. Love Actually also applies to many people as the Christmas movie.
I know that he is good, but if you really, with the whole family, I say, if the children are at a certain age, if they are 15, 16 at some point, you watch once Lawrence of Arabia with your family. In my opinion, this is really one of the craziest movies. I haven't seen it in a long time because it is considered as an old costume gift with Peter O'Toole. One of the biggest movies I've ever seen.
Do you like to watch the restored version of Lawrence of Arabia? This is for me still before the Muppets conquer Manhattan and the Muppets Christmas story.
The Muppets Christmas story would also be with me on fourth place. If we would do the big five, of course we wouldn't, because we are unpredictable. We break all conventions, we don't do that. But when the ghost of Christmas is coming in the future, it's always creepy, always difficult, always... I'm scared!
What's crazy is that Jim Henson died shortly before the shooting. That's why certain roles, which are talked about by Jim Henson in the original, I think Gonzo or something, they don't say anything in the film. They don't say anything because you... And I think the film also starts with this, in loving memory to Jim Henson, What still moves you incredibly is that he died so short-term.
You say lung inflammation, there are different rumors, it doesn't matter to me why he died. But there is this photo of Kermit, who then somehow holds his hand on the picture of Jim Henson. I get it every time. And it's a shitty doll. And it's also just one type of many. But it touches me every time, because he created a world that is so...
It's just hard to understand what he did out of dolls, out of figures and what kind of impact that still had.
I think it's totally crazy to check out this Spencer world, just like Winfried Debertin, who came up with Hallo Spencer, with his life partner, later life partner, together. But how much they, when they create these dolls,
that it's filled with life and that's also crazy with the set, for example, the actors started to talk to the team with the dolls, although it was obvious that they were just hands of people. But that's totally crazy, how the doll players manage to awaken that to life.
When the arm goes into the doll, I say, and they suddenly start to speak the voice, I also had that with Martin Reine. Martin Reine, you did that at Sesamstrasse. At Sesamstrasse, when Martin came, who was also a He's a nice guy, but we didn't talk much. But when he was in the role of the doll, not in Groby, but in Elmo. Then I only talked to Elmo.
Although I know he knits one meter under the doll. But it was much more interesting and more important to me to talk to Elmo than to Martin. Although we didn't know each other. But it's easier. Then I talked to the doll. And I didn't have a second level. I didn't say, look, there's Martin in there. I just talked to Elmo.
I just talk to Elmo because a really good doll player or a doll player is so entangled with this doll, with the voice. And if you've seen a lot of it in your childhood, then you're just there with this doll. Sorry, I've still been a little smug, but... That's it for now. Lorenz von Arabi und Stirb, it's slowly your turn.
The Christmas story of Marple and Kevin alone at home. Yes, exactly. A little, not so nice fun fact, but around this world of doll players, that especially in the 80s, also when Jim Henson died, also Harlow Spencer was very lucky and a lot of doll production, HIV really a big gap in the puppeteer and puppeteer ensemble.
So, for example, the original Kasimir, the Kasi, who was played by... He died in 1985, right? Herbert Langemann died of HIV, just like... It's still...
And these recordings, I mean, what does that mean? I was really happy. I've already said it a few times. I've really watched this film twice in the meantime. I really liked it. But then, of course, for research reasons, after the film, I watched old recordings again. And this old voice of Kasimir, of course, not through AI or anything else, because it's all been there for so long.
This old voice and this old Kasimir, it's already a slightly newer doll. I think the old Kasimir, the original doll, is, I think, burned or something? You probably know more than me. Many old dolls ... Because the old one is a bit bluer than the new one.
Exactly. At Hallo Spencer, they weren't as strict and consistent as the Muppet figures. And these dolls are used every day. There's some sweat in there. They're being cared for and stuff, but they tend to decay. So, for example, Lexi. He's a completely different person.
They look very different.
I can recommend a podcast at this point. Now I can finally say it. I have to see what it's called. It's called Martin Reinl. Puppkultur. Puppkultur. Exactly. Puppkultur. A really, really great podcast. Puppkast.
Puppkast, yeah. Puppkultur. Martin Reinl and another colleague of his. I've also heard of him. There you'll find out a lot about Hallo Spencer, which we probably don't even know ourselves.
Julian Schlichting and Martin Reinl. And there's actually a new episode from December 1st. Episode 19 of Muppets Christmas Story. There's a great episode, which I've heard of, Little Shop of Horrors. Two hours and forty seconds, so absolute... NERD, NERD, NERD.
And then there are also pictures, it's a so-called, you don't see the two talking, but they always blend things in between. Photos, interesting, so for everyone who is also with the Muppets, then individual figures like Groby, for example, will be discussed for a whole episode.
Or the crumple monster, for example, I found out, which I didn't know either, although it's quite logical, that Spencer, from Hello Spencer, that the name actually comes from Spencer Tracy. And if you look at Spencer Tracy, the actor that many no longer know, because I think he died in the 70s,
One of his most famous movies, one of his last movies was the old man and the sea, an Ernest Hemingway movie. Especially through 50s, 60s movies. One of the very big American actors. And if you look at Spencer Tracy and then look at Spencer, then you can see that he really has a similarity with this movie.
Which of course the children at that time and no one else, because Spencer Tracy just really comes from a completely different time, that then probably the Wolfgang Debertin, Winfried Debertin, thought, yes, I would just call him after him. How crazy that is, because he of course still comes from the time when Spencer Tracy was a big deal.
Yes, exactly. And there are a lot of great stories around Harlow Spencer, which, by the way, are worked on directly in the podcast Puppkultur in episode 4, so right at the beginning. There are a lot of great, funny anecdotes around the characters, about... Why the characters are the way they are.
For example, at the beginning of the 90s, Hello Spencer had a global success and was sold to many countries. And that in America the series was also called Hello Spencer. But Spencer became the surname and the character with the first name was simply called Hello. So it was simply called Hello.
The show was called Hello Spencer, but the Spencer that we know as Noah Spencer got to know the kids in America as Hello and Spencer was his last name. But I think he only ran a few times. No, he ran for a long time and was very successful globally. And for example the Queech Boys, this new word creation from Beach Boys. But what's also in there, you can only notice that when you write it.
Queech Boys writes itself in one word, Winfried explained it to me in a long and broad way. Queech Boys, so Queech, the word Queech with Q-U-I-E-T-S-C-H and then Boys, B-E-U-S. Because Winfried Debertin was a fan of Josef Boys and the Queech Boys. And that's why you write about it. There are a lot of great stories that you can't tell everyone in this movie that's out there right now.
A lot of them are told and should make you a little curious. Deeper knowledge, that's where it starts with Martin Reinl's pop culture. He knew, he knew, he knew for two years that we were making the film. It was one of the first ones I called because I still knew him. Martin Reinl.
I know, you already told me.
My first encounter, how I was there with him and two other colleagues in that hazel-eared studio for two weeks. There is also a photo of it, you also posted it. It was definitely a great experience. Since then I know how to do it with the doll. And without Martin Reinl, there wouldn't be such an active puppet show in Germany and there wouldn't be so much love in it. He does that really great.
And I would almost say, of course you need the quotas and everything else, but if you're not hot on it right now and don't watch the Spencer movie next to it with doomscrolling, but really just say, you know what, we'll meet and watch it on the 4th of Advent or something, it's a perfect Advent and also a perfect Christmas movie.
I would say this year you can leave Kevin alone at home or something like that and say hello Spencer at this point. That's why you don't have to click on him right now just because he knows he's in the media, but really look for a nice time. I'll say Sunday between 16 and 20 o'clock. So it's perfect when it's dark outside.
and so you made yourself so funny about angel's eyes when I wished for it because Daniel asked us what kind of bake we want next week at our Christmas party. I thought it was something thought out. Angel's eyes. I wish for angel's eyes. What is that? I don't know. I don't know the expression either, to be honest. I didn't know what they were called. My mother used to make them once. Angel's eyes.
That's such a shortcrust pastry with, but she never said angel's eyes, but they're probably called that. You have kipferl. Vanille Kipferl.
And you know, there's a huge problem this year. So with us in the family, Vanille Kipferl is the Christmas cookie, because we have an excellent recipe from one of my unfortunately deceased uncle, who has died a long time ago. He always put in a little more. No, the Vanille Kipferl recipe is really gigantically good. But the basis for Vanille Kipferl, what is it? Well, of course, ground hazelnuts.
Do you think there are ground hazelnuts anywhere this year? Everything gone. Butter, man, how expensive is butter, please?
Butter is mega.
And that they just buy hazelnut kernels, because they still exist. But chopped hazelnuts, ground hazelnuts don't exist. They don't exist in any supermarket. I was at Karadag in Cologne in three or four years, a Turkish supermarket. I was in Rewe City, Edeka, I was everywhere in Cologne. No ground hazelnuts. It's out. It's been out.
In our Cologne ... Probably because someone has such a trend on TikTok, like with the cucumber.
The cucumber was sold out because someone did such a cucumber trick. Well, guys, put the hazelnuts back out. At the end of the show, I would like to briefly talk through five films with you that I watched in the context of my illness, Jan. What kind of illness? I know, I know. If you were to watch one of the five films that I've seen, then The Substance with Demi Moore.
I don't watch horror movies. It's really disgusting, but what I found to be too much was that supposedly people ran out. It's a socially critical film, it's about the eternal beauty. Demi Moore in the role of her life, maybe at the age of 61, also shows naked.
And it is, of course, on the one hand, a socially critical film, on the other hand, a lot is being worked on with sex in the film, or it has to be worked on. It's about a former actress who was insanely big, but then at some point she was sent away more and more and somehow made an aerobics show on TV.
and is thrown out by the really meanly played by Dennis Crate, the program manager, and is exchanged for her new self. Because at some point she realizes that she is no longer getting prettier and then takes an offer from a dubious company that creates a second self of her own.
That means a young variant, which is played by Margaret Qualley, that is the Qualley, I think I pronounced it correctly, or Qualley. That's the daughter of Andy McDowell. Incredibly pretty, attractive woman. Played in Once Upon a Time, in many movies. Really very pretty. And then she plays the young version of Demi Moore. The problem is, every week she has to slip back into the old body.
You have to change the body every seven days, because otherwise there are problems. Of course, the young version of Demi Moore will get rid of her awesome lifestyle at some point. so overwhelmed that she forgets every seven days and then the great misfortune begins that she has to look at you. It is insanely disgusting. It is a French director, Coralie Ferguet, Coralie Ferguet shot the film.
It is her first American production that she made. She has now made only two or three films before. Reminds partly of Cronenberg. It's really disgusting. But I didn't find it so bad disgusting. Anyone who has ever seen The Flight or similar films with so much buddy horror, they will find themselves in it again. It's disgusting, but it's not a gore movie in that sense.
And somehow the movie really has a deeper message. And I can't say that about the other two horror movies that I've watched. I've seen Barbarian. It's a horror shocker that... Okay, 5 is the highest, 1 is the worst, 3 stars. Also Long Legs with Nicolas Cage, also a horror film. The story of the leg extension of Miggi Beisenherz? Exactly, leg extension of Miggi Beisenherz.
No, it's about a murderer, the occult murderer. I expected more from it. Those were both movies. That's also a thing, when you're a film nerd and for 30 years, just like with music, you watch music and movies again and again. At some point certain structures repeat themselves or something. And I just had that with these two. I thought Long Legs was okay. Also three stars, just like Barbarian.
Now I've seen The Northman. It's even on the ZDF right now. The third film by Robert Eggers, who just made a new film, Nosferatu, which is supposed to be very good. Robert Eggers has really amazing pictures. The first film, The Witch, was good. The second, The Lighthouse, with William Dafoe, was also very good. But The Northman, he fell asleep with his feet.
Such a mythical hero story, revenge story. It's well filmed, but not so awesome. I thought it was the most boring movie of all the movies I've seen. And the best movie, besides The Substance, that I've seen, that I can recommend to everyone, is Kristen Stewart, who I thought was really cool back then, who also made such a development as an actress and in her whole personality.
I think she's a queer personality who is very strong in this scene. But apart from that, she's also a great actress who really does her own thing. And it's crazy that she and Robert Pattinson, both in Twilight, really shitty movie, toxic male image, everything is shit in the movie. Well, hoppala. Excuse me. What did you do? And Robert Pattinson made the new Batman. Huh?
Sorry, I'm just still cold. Okay. Robert Pattinson made the new Batman, which I thought was very good. Kristen Stewart makes one good film after the other.
And... I thought this Lady Di film was so mediocre. Did you see it?
I didn't see it. It wasn't that good. But then look at Love Lies Bleeding. I thought it was great. Even if the end is a bit absurd, it's a lesbian love story about... She works in a small town and falls in love with a bodybuilder and absurd things happen. It's about a murder, it's about her sister being beaten by her husband again and again.
The two make a plan to get this violent man out of the world. And the whole thing ends very dramatically. I didn't really like the end, but I just like to watch Kristen Stewart in every movie. So Spencer is probably... I also heard mediocre stuff from her. But she makes a lot of good movies and I thought it was really great. Well shot, has a bit of drive.
Those were the two best films, The Substance and Love Lies Bleeding. And the last one is also a horror film or just the first one? No, it's not a horror film. It's an absurd, but with a lot of sex and sometimes also very brutal. It's an independent film. Speak to me. Yeah, it's a good movie. And then I saw another independent movie with Margaret Qualley. After you saw the first one.
I saw Drive Away Dolls. I thought it was okay, but a little boring.
Look, if we do the big movie review this week, I was already in the original version of Wicked this week with Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo. And how is it? I have to say, I liked the movie. I read such a smothering criticism from Lars Weisbrot again, because he somehow misses the political or it was too political for him or it was too complex, so it doesn't matter.
I have to say, I also slept in for the first quarter of an hour because it was a hard day. I woke up and I especially got the urge to go back to practical effects, to go back to well-built scenes. I really liked it. But the problem with all this Wicked and The Wizard of Oz complex is that I've never seen the original film. That means half of the impressions go past my head left and right.
I also don't quite understand how the films are put together. I've now thought about it, I have to watch the film from 1935 first. I was in the
in New York, from Wicked. Yes, how did you like that? Also so medium, probably. Okay, but it's a classic. But it was good, it's not the topic that got me completely off track. No, exactly.
I didn't want to go in there alone. I think that's a... But the film is made with love. I think that's really great. To make big studio buildings, opulent studio buildings, now purely from the film, you like to look at it and wonder what is different from other films. I've seen avatars where nothing is real, where everyone is just hanging on wire ropes in some blue rooms and stuff.
And that was really great to see. Look, someone is building scenes here, opulent and with love and an outside scene where really ... straw roofs are being covered. You can see and feel that. And I thought that was great. I liked the story very much. That's a really good film that you shouldn't watch with children, because it's 2 hours and 40 minutes. It's really very long.
I was a little annoyed that I didn't get the version. There are three versions. There is the original, only in English. Then there is German synchronized text of the spoken things. English original songs. And then there's the song, the film, synchronized in German. I should have opted for the medium version, because I could have followed better and maybe I wouldn't have fallen asleep so easily.
But Jeff Goldblum plays along, that's great. Cynthia Erivo and...
Ariana Grande.
They do that really well. I think Ariana Grande is a bit affected on the one hand, on the other hand. I also heard that she plays in the middle. Very much in the role, that's just the way she is. But it's the character that annoys. Are both now nominated for Grammys? Ariana Grande for best supporting actress and Cynthia Erivo for best main actress.
When it's really sung live, that's what I was so technically interested in, they probably had fake ears and under the ears that you see in the film were the in-ear monitors, so the headphones, and they probably sang live.
And if that's true, you have to guess a little bit, because I was in a very good cinema with great sound, you sometimes hear, it's different than in many other musicals, films, where they just... move their lips to the game, that they really sang, if that's really true, that they really sang live at Defying Gravity, Cynthia Erivo, then, dude, that's really crazy. You can hear it a little bit.
Yeah, but if it were shit, we wouldn't have let you in the movie either.
Have you heard the song Popular by Ariana Grande? In the thing there is once such a strange autotune jump or such a Melodyne jump, where I think to myself, huh? Is that a mistake? Is that intentional? Which really sounds like someone, the sound engineer, didn't clean it properly or something. That sounds a little weird. I'm just not, that's just not my music. I have to listen to it.
Musically, I also don't think it's a great musical with so many hits. So Book of Mormon, for example. There is one song better than the other. It's just hits. With Hamilton too. Mega cool. With Wicked.
I also found your recommendation, which I looked at your recommendation, Back to the Future, also grandiose. Yes, really. I found that grandiose. I found Back to the Future is my favorite musical I've ever seen.
But can't I listen to no song? I don't know a song, except for Huey Lewis, of course, but I don't know a song that I... No, I don't know either, but I think they're all awesome at the moment.
I've never seen a musical and I've never heard the songs from a musical at home. But Hamilton, for example, you can hear Hamilton like that, that's just good. I only hear the German version of Sammy Deluxe translated. That's a rumor, I don't think it's true that Sammy Deluxe was in it. That's right, he writes the lyrics for Nena, I got it completely confused. That's Echo Fresh, I think, yes.
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Jule, right? Jule Polack?
That could be, but why do we see her again? Yes, because she'll probably put on make-up for us before.
Is she doing that? Are you sure? I don't know.
If there's a camera, I want to get make-up. I think everyone is on their own. Really? Then let's quickly go to Manhattan or MAC Cosmetic. It costs so much money. You can go to my hairdresser with me if you want. What kind of? You can go to the hairdresser together. That would be nice. Do you want to go to the hairdresser together on Friday?
No, no, no. How is the dress code this year? How do you want to dress up?
Oh, I wanted to say that again. It's in the theater this year and it's not a duty at all. I don't want anyone to... But if you have a nice dress or if you want to wear a suit again, then you just have the opportunity to wear it in the suit and look fantastic. I'll be in the suit this year. I haven't done that in a long time.
The theater of the West is one of the most beautiful theaters there is. A theater of war, indestructible from the inside out, beautiful and centrally located right at Breitscheidplatz, behind Bahnhof Zoo.
And it would be great if Gustav Grünken had already shown his tail at that time. Exactly, with a performance.
Backstage. Lars Eidinger does it on stage now. Back then it was still done backstage. Gustav Grünken, I think,
I've seen a very good movie with Lars Eidinger, by the way. I'm also still thinking about it. Now don't bring the mood down to the end here. No, no, no, no. We're always talking about the Pimmel. He really found shit back then. Aside from the fact that he's a special person, he's also a very good actor. I've seen a good movie with him, but I can't think of the name right now.
I'll deliver it in the next episode.
Okay, okay. So it would be nice if you come with a suit and evening clothes, then it looks particularly great outside in front of the theater. Then the theater evening starts right in front of the door when you get up in a much too thin chiffon dress and a confirmation suit that you haven't taken out for a long time. We also come in a suit. That means I come with a tie or what?
I can do it with a tie and a suit.
Just on the net. Why not? We have everything else through here. I can put on my golden pants, which I had on during the summer on stage. No, we're just going to put on a suit now. Dear people, we're almost through for this year. As I said, the donation gala is still on.
If you're angry again and want to write me a long text, what I have to do with the images that athletes are stupid, I've never said. It was just a very interesting theory. It was interesting, I found it interesting too. Exactly. And if you think we need donations for the next year and want to write something long and thick, don't do it now. At the moment, very little is being read.
I really only read the first mail. There was this music tip in it. Otherwise, I'm really going on vacation now. But I'm still packing because I talked to him about Disaster featuring Moby, the song Why Does My Heart Feel So Sad, So Bad, uh, no, Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad. Auf die Liste. Der hat eine geile Version davon gemacht. Der kommt auch noch auf die Liste. Und das war's, glaube ich.
Ja, wir sehen uns am Freitag, 20.15 Uhr, spotify.com slash fest und flauschig live. Das Ganze als Video und Audio ab Sonntag, dann in einer Woche, unser letzter Podcast des Jahres. Und bis dann, bitte spenden, spenden, spenden, spenden, spendet, spendet. Wir spenden auch. Und zwar viel mehr als Christian Lindner, Markus Söder und Lars Klingbeil und Friedrich Merz zusammen. So. Das stimmt.
Machen wir. See you Friday.
See you then. Bye.