Jan Böhmermann
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and is put in a fat suit, where you can't even see his face and his game, because he's really wearing a rubber mask. And he has to act like an ugly penguin. Why do such beautiful people in rubber masks, so it's about the big names, or do they also have the need to be not beautiful in a film? Why can't just character actors, character roles play? Or people who look normal, become actors.
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Why are beautiful people being made up to be ugly, so that they play roles? That's what I noticed. Maybe it's just a thing that...
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I know, I always see it at Max, so at HBO Max and think, do I click on it now or not? I don't feel like that, I want, the penguin is always Danny DeVito for me and I want it to stay that way. I don't want a...
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Interesting. No idea. A musical with Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga.
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It's already out. Since I saw this lamoyante Netflix docu from Lady Gaga, where I always had the feeling that... Are they actually in the editing room? Are these actually journalistic documentaries that they do? Or are these people, the artists who are portrayed, like in Bill & Tom? That's not a documentary either, you know?
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One of the few who still dares to work with El Hotspot. He got so much trouble in the summer. All people said, I never work with El Hotspot again. But Olli still works with El Hotspot. He didn't kick him out.
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Would you provide me with the link today, during the day maybe?
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I've heard about the podcast. Have you heard? We've already talked about the podcast weeks ago, before the holidays. That's right, but you haven't seen the film yet. No, I haven't seen the film yet. Send me both links, I would be really happy. I need media, media, media.
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I don't want to have anything to do with El Hotzo and everything that, when the right and right-wing extremists are in a good mood, then it's only right for me, because then I don't have any stress myself. That's why I don't hold myself against people who are somehow political or somehow expose themselves or have an opinion. And I'm very happy that I have nothing to do with El Hotzo.
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You said that you saw through the window how he googled and then your...
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And then I tap on the window and he curves down and I say, by the way, that's me in the photo, Olli Schulz.
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But while you were telling the story, I found out who the guilty one could be. So first of all, I found out relatively quickly why the gas station at Tempelhofer Dam, at Tempelhofer Ufer, is apparently so empty in the morning. Why? Really? Because obviously something like that happens and the coffee cups and espresso cups are counted.
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And not only that, the pressure on the employees is so great that they don't even dare to put an espresso in a cappuccino cup. Because they get scared. That could be one of the reasons why it's often empty in the morning.
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And the overarching problem, I think, is also why all four, both the one with the shitty thumb, as well as the craftsman who has to hurry, as well as the employee and also the young woman who wanted to buy an 11-bar. I think it's capitalism. I think it's the capitalism's fault. It's capitalism's fault for getting us all done.
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It's 7.45 pm, so it's already Peter Licht's song before the end of capitalism. But just because it's so cool, it's again by Fanny van Daan. Capitalism on it. And also by Georg Kreisler, the capitalist song. Just so that you can think about it.
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Before I met Al Hotzo, I was an unpolitical guy who just made comedy sketches. A bit like Matze Knob, just not that funny. And then Al Hotzo came along and politicized me with his left-wing radical thoughts. And I'm so glad that I... I said I clapped. And even when Elon Musk made the same joke three weeks later.
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But interesting, I'm really out of all the gas station matters. I only have nice conversations with people at the gas station. I didn't tank there either.
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But I've never thought, now I want to have coffee from the gas station, honestly. Because you know, the sieve carrier machine, no one ever cleans it, it always tastes like an old coffee machine. Then, no, I've never thought, disgusting, I don't know.
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I got a really great message from a listener named Tim and he might fit in at this point, or his message fits in at this point, because we should maybe devote ourselves to a world that we all have to pay a little more attention to, because it concerns us all every day. Whoever has children knows how important it is anyway. It's about the world of cyclists.
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Every time I'm on tour, I really drive with an e-scooter through the different cities and then always do so in such a small note book, sometimes also publicly. Evaluation of the infrastructure, because with the e-scooter, the rental e-scooters, you are allowed to drive on bike paths. And that's in Bochum, for example, it's famously incredibly shitty.
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These tumbling, I still know from earlier times, Bremen-Fegesack and Bremen-Nord, trees on bike paths and you know, who plants a tree on a street? And cyclists, for them that's... I think in the case of the war, the SS also stayed in it. The Autobahnmeisterei still takes care of the important German autobahns. But cycle paths, is there something like a cycle path meistery?
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But don't you want to get yourself a used car? Because I can imagine that a large part of your podcast fortune was eaten up by rental cars.
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Tim has definitely written to me and he is from the ADFC Nordrhein-Westfalen, i.e. the All-German German Bicycle Club. That's the counterpoint to the somewhat problematic ADAC. And they've been doing it since September 1st, so for 28, 29 days today. Until the end of November, they are doing a big cycle path, cycle infrastructure check in all of Germany.
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There you can as a cyclist indicate how the cycle paths in his environment, in his city are or in their city are. And I'll read it briefly. Hello Jan, I'm going straight with the door into the house. I'm hard and fluffy listener and have a business concern.
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In the episode one word answer money, so last week, you told me that you like to drive through the city with the e-scooter and evaluate the cycle infrastructure. Yes exactly. I was shocked. The German Bicycle Club, ADFC, is currently conducting the so-called ADFC Bicycle Climate Test. This is a survey by the cyclists themselves, who can evaluate the bicycle conditions on site, online.
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I was wondering why Olaf Scholz didn't get in there and didn't give seven long opinion pieces in the AfD-like newspaper NZZ. But still, I'm glad that he's just, that he's now unemployed forever.
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In summary, the whole thing is left with the question, he writes, is cycling fun for you on site or is it stress? And because there is obviously no such thing as an Autobahn-mastery, i.e. any institution that takes care of the importance of wheel infrastructure besides the ADFC, people have to do it themselves. And he sends a link with it.
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And I'm calling here now with completely unpolitical, but really only with the view of, hey, if you have children with whom you want to ride a bike or if you live in a city where a nice alternative to a bus or a rental car should be the bike, but it's not that far yet, then take part in the bicycle climate test. I already did that today before the start of the show.
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You can do that anonymously, it only takes 10 minutes at most. The address is fahrradklima-test.adfc.de. Again, fahrradklima in a word, minus test.adfc.de. And with that you give the ADFC an overview of how it is on site and maybe you can, maybe something like that will improve. Who knows?
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That would be really nice. Fahrradklima-test.adfc.de. That's the address. Fahrradklima-test.adfc.de. Take part and write to them how it is with you. Then they can go to the authorities and say, here, listen, we have a huge problem. And we can also pay for it. Yes, I think Berlin is a disaster, but Berlin is still quite good.
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I think these new bike paths or also the use of the bus lane is not optimal, but still better than in Cologne, for example, on the Dürener Straße. The Dürener Straße is in Cologne-Lindenthal, where old rich widows walk around and buy expensive food. And there the bike path is simply 50 cm wide, next to it the footpath is 1.10 m wide.
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And then comes a double-track, so cars and buses also drive along there. It's ridiculously dangerous. The cyclists don't care. Then you just have to say, cars out or only one lane. By the way, hey, shout out to the Venloer Straße. It's a one-lane one-way street and I think it's the best so far. Even better would be no cars. But hey. Who am I? Who am I? Who am I to judge?
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It doesn't look good. It doesn't look good. We have this week, we start today on Saturday, so we have the whole... Before yesterday, this AfD thing in Thuringia with the old president, who always showed where the frog has the claws and so on. So the fascists, they're not very close to a power seizure yet, but they definitely annoy, and so really, and so really tangible.
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And I found it worrisome that the CDU then called the Federal Constitutional Court in Thuringia to give the old president a little bit of the...
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the manners again and celebrated it as a great victory because that a constitutional court is for a constitutional hostile party like the afd that doesn't give a shit do you really think that the afd is somehow sick of what the constitution says any constitutional court that is a constitutional hostile party that is also not a victory when the constitutional court decides against the afd they decide after good thinking whether they want to keep it or not that is i think
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I think it's totally dangerous to say, hooray, on Friday night, the constitutional court in Thuringia says, old president has to implement rules, a victory for the CDU. No, dude, that's not a victory. The AfD just does it now. It worked yesterday or today on Saturday with this election. But as if constitutional courts would somehow interest the AfD.
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Or that there is some kind of construction where you can feel like a winner, if you are right about that. It's a constitutionalist party that you have to ban very quickly. I'm just saying it now. Just like that. Forbid the party. And very quickly.
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I have the feeling, I can imagine that one day he will do a comedy tour with Attila Hildmann or something like that. That they show again together the cancelled ones on the road or something like that. And then show Germany again what kind of mistakes they have made to cancel them. Just a comedy tour with a very unusual counterpart. I can imagine that.
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No, with violence, like last time, you know, last time the whole country had to be taken in by four different countries and divided and then pulled through a wall for 40 years until you checked that fascism is simply not a great idea. That's what I mean with violence. And even then, even as violence came, you thought, yes, we just have to be strong and then our idea will be fulfilled.
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People, to be honest, and the worst thing is, that's why, thank you very much for briefly mentioning our last show, because this excuse, I'm unpolitical, I'm unpolitical. No, dude, if you think you're unpolitical yourself, it's already too late. Nothing is unpolitical. Nothing is unpolitical.
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Yes, but it's very tiring. I find it so in the self-perception, I find it totally bizarre when you really Ten years ago, it was totally clear in which direction it was going. It's not like you can't see it. And I wonder how you can withstand it all these years for yourself with such self-comforts or somehow that you have internal explanations for yourself why everything is okay.
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It's just not okay. And it was ten years ago. So, you know, as Dena, Felix von der Laden, such a YouTuber, one of my first shitstorms ever, when he said around Christmas, yes, hey, that's a great idea to vote for the AfD. Just absolutely no idea, stupid boys who are just stupid and just have no idea of ...
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And it's not like you don't see it coming. And I still find it remarkable. Also now all these giant media like the NZZ in Germany, you really have to say, close to AfD. And also some unioners or world.de, who now say, let's try the Höcke, or it's all half as bad, why are you doing such a theater?
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These forms of self-restraint, self-consultation, thinking of yourself in such ditches, that's just insanely dangerous. And it doesn't get you out of it, to dare a few steps forward and to be brave. You need courage. To stand up against resistance and convince other people and to stay convinced and not to give up. That needs courage and perseverance and not many have that.
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They will then be lazy and kick away and are afraid or arrange themselves. That's the worst.
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A huge hole, because I always come to the Smiths and famously, something like Die Toten Hosen und Die Ärzte, actually, of the 80s, the two. How is your relationship to The Cure?
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Salman... God. What? What? You're confusing Salva Homsi with Salman Rushdie? No, no, no.
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On the Fidi and Bumsi list. Yes, let's make a little break now, I would say, and we will soon spread the hottest stories from the world of television here in the show. I still have a few piquant rumors. There were interesting moods that were perceived there and Klaas was also there. That surprised me a lot, because normally Klaas doesn't like to go there either. I don't really like it either.
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And I got to know a lot of people that I only knew as... as a consumer, as a viewer and got to know nice people. More on that after the short break here at Fest und Flauschig on Spotify. It's Sunday. Dear Austrians, please go vote today and pull the little fasho Herbert Kickl. The non-existent leather pants.
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It can't be true that the guy, that this dangerous guy, he was Minister of the Interior, Minister of the Interior in the Strache government. He has all these BVT things, this whole search, this confiscation of the computers, the REX department at the constitutional protection in Austria. This is all to be brought back to him. This is an insanely dangerous guy. Don't let them win. Honestly, don't.
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Go to the election and vote something. Do something. You have to do something. And then we might come with our big Christmas circus. To Vienna, exactly. If Vienna manages to prevent the Nazis, then we come to Vienna with the Christmas circus. But hey, just kidding.
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It's not enough if you listen to a cult anti-Nazi song by the stupid Böhmermann or go to Olli Scholz concerts or listen to a podcast where it is articulated. What to do does not mean that you listen to people who say, do something, but that you draw the conclusion from this, hey, do something, people, that you do something. That's important.
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It's not enough to listen to podcasts in which you are told that you have to do something.
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But while you're doing something, you can do a podcast. Engage yourself in a party. Or in a non-parliamentary one. Organize demonstrations. Try to make fascists' lives difficult. Go into the structure and become bosses. Become lawyers. And be right back when Fest und Flausch continues here on Sunday.
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I can imagine, it's incredibly easy for me to do that. You really don't have to prepare at all. You just have to press pause on impulse, as I usually watch TV. Unlike our podcast, where we really prepare everything acrobatically. No, but when I watch TV, for example, especially in a circle, in a private circle, I'm used to the fact that I like to pause.
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Kino ist immer noch in meinem inneren Ranking das allerhöchste. Und wenn das quasi ein Film im Kino super läuft und man den dann anschaut bei Prime oder bei Netflix, ist es immer von meinem inneren Gefühl mehr wert, als wenn es, auch wenn die super aufwendige Netflix-Power-Produktion... Sind sie ja eben nicht, Jan.
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Even the big ones, they get very popular, there's a lot of marketing in it, but still it feels like cinema films are always a bit more high-quality. I find that very interesting. Maybe it's also because of age.
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Subscriber trap podcast, I'll just write it down. It's still a bit abstract, I don't know if it makes people curious enough. Or capitalism on the thumb, because of shit on the thumb. Capitalism on the thumb. That's not bad. Capitalism on the thumb. Yes, that's very good. I wrote it down right away. Where we were just at the price, a bit like in a movie.
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I have a small hard drive behind me connected to the TV and then you can always record like that, really modern. I'm used to the fact that you can't watch a show with me because I'm the point first. It has to get started somewhere in the right place. Especially bad hit shows, QVC, live shows in which Barbara Schöneberger moderates and also the daily topics.
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David Hadda, the managing director of the company Turbokultur, I think, scored the most at the German Fernsehpreis. They made The Doubters, a very good miniseries of ARD about a... Jewish, what is it, a delicacy, a family that has a delicacy business. A very funny, very great series. What's her name? Die Zweiflers. They're already writing hard, they said, really well composed.
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Martin Wuttke, Sunny Yemeles got the TV award for best actress. Ute Lemper plays a part. So really a really well-stocked, incredibly great, funny series. Really true, really true. And he said, David Hader, and there we hit the ground again to the prices, that if you win prizes, the worst thing you can do is to think that it will change anything.
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I think it's a bit presumptuous, like the doctors of the year did, not to go to award ceremonies. I also think it's weird. For example, I was incredibly excited. I'm always incredibly excited about prizes because my great Achilles heel is to hold real speeches where I can't do as if I were... Did you have to hold a speech? Well, if you win, you have to say something.
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First of all, we were the first ones, which was a great luck. Our category Best Show National was the first category. That means, if you brought that behind you...
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Exactly, best show nationally, because we are a national show. Against Let's Dance, Mozzi Mabuse, Jorge Gonzalez, Joachim Lambi and Sio is the name of the company that makes it. And to be honest, I also gave it to them a little bit, because they are really, no joke, of all entertainment shows, so broad entertainment shows that exist, I think Let's Dance, with a great distance, the best show.
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I like Mozi Mabuse, I like Jorge Gonzalez, I don't know Joachim Lambi either, but I like them both very much, personally.
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Yeah, Olli, let's dance would be your thing. That's exactly your thing. I never said that, man.
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I love these comments on the daily topics, where you see that this is a SWR editor who has been taken out of the closet for the first time in 15 years, because he has a particularly sharp opinion about something.
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Oh yes, there are a lot of things. Things that are thematized here. Yes, that's right. And you can, dear finance, Olli can take everything off the tax, these six euros a month. Hopefully.
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But it was the topic of discussion at the German Television Prize. Because of course all the executives were there, some of them were involved in the production. And that's the huge thing, I went to the start two weeks ago, everyone talked about it. But no one ... It's all so similar with the ambivalence that you carry in you, and of course I do too.
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You know it from the past, but you look at it now and think, he obviously didn't watch TV for 10 years or didn't notice. So the time is just ... This rap that he did there ... That he made fun of the Spanish guitar, that foreigners speak bad German. Did you see that? Yes.
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Es hat mich so ein bisschen daran erinnert, als Mike Krüger mal den Nippel, als er mal in diesem rechtsextremen Portal von diesem Koblenzer IT-Milliardär aufgetaucht ist, was von dem ehemaligen Bild-Chefredakteur geleitet wird, der wegen sexuellem Machtmissbrauch irgendwann seinen alten Job verloren hat.
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Und da ist irgendwann Mike Krüger aufgetaucht und hat den Nippel aus der Lasche umgedreht, umgetextet, auf diese Flaschen, diesen Nippel, ist Nippel an der Flasche. Da ist der Nippel an der Flasche. Hab ich zum Glück nicht
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It seems a bit like he's serious about the guitar, then of course he doesn't play the Spanish guitar himself, but it's all guitar playback. In the background is some Wolfgang in his band and plays the guitar. But what you see, and then he really sings the lines, I'm a foreigner, I don't speak good German.
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Honestly, for us as entertainment foxes... Well, he does it because it's just these strange women who sang there. But how awesome that we now, on what kind of level, we have worked up in the direction of, pay attention to what you say, if that's the standard with which you can obviously work wonderfully in the show business.
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And then a 57-year-old with a guitar in his shirt comes on stage and sings, I'm a foreigner and I speak bad German. And I'm like...
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My assistant, what is this? We're interrupted for a moment. Okay, then I'll do a little drum roll. Let's see if it works. Olli Schulz is already frozen. He's frozen now. I can finally tell you that we haven't seen each other personally for years, but have always just switched on. His assistant keeps me away from him. She doesn't want that. Hello? Jan, there you are. There you are again.
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In any case, he needs the money. I don't know, but I need the money. I've heard that the rates that are paid behind the scenes, so I can say that openly now, so the author's fees, for example, if you work as an author in this, in this environment, they draw up a gehört efferin.
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That's where Wer wird Millionär is also drawn up and Stern TV in this studio and that the author's fees are extremely high. So that you are paid so well as an author for this show, as you are paid as a chief author elsewhere. In shows that require a bit of self-respect and dignity, if you want to work there. So I thought that was spectacular. I'll watch the next episode too.
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And maybe that's part of the concept, that you look a bit like Dr. Pimple Popper.
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I tried to introduce it in the most private area, but unfortunately it was too much for me.
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But these are television shows where you can write moderation books with ChatGPT. Or develop games for Sommerhaus der Stars. I think with AI, editors could already be replaced, I think. Definitely.
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I've been to Spotify shortly in advance to call an attorney because this episode is being transcribed. And it was always pretty bad. Everything we record is then always in text. You can listen to it as text. And if I say, for example, Wattelboden, then the AI has now made something out of this Wattelboden that I didn't even say. So I just said Wattelboden and then the AI thinks I said Wattelboden.
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We already have, I think it's been six or seven years since our contracts have been in, that something with AI, I don't know if it's in the contracts, but I think they've been doing it for years. So in other words, we're fucked. We're already fucked. I think there are already podcasts in other parts of the world that work with our voices in foreign languages. And we just don't know.
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Because we've been collecting so much material here for years. The archive is free. That's a gold mine for people who are from there. Although it doesn't get artificially intelligent, that's the good thing. Yeah.
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Stop here, but maybe just let it run over each other. One on the left channel, one on the right channel. Then you can decide which talk you want to listen to in the meantime.
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And then I ask myself, this escapism, which is also used by many people, also smart, sensitive people, who actually have a political conscience. I asked myself, why? I'll go straight to the German Film Awards again, because you know who wasn't there? And I have to do the name-calling here. Where was Joko Winterscheid?
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I first thought it would be a joke when Klaas was on stage, when he took the prizes for best individual performance, moderation. Klaas took both prizes, as it should be, he was there. And he said on stage, as gay Yoko can't come, he's at the Oktoberfest. And I thought it would be a joke, until I found out, that was the reason why he wasn't there. Is that Oktoberfest?
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And then I see photos of him with some ... They have a contract with the Kieferzelt. Yeah, I don't know, a third row of podcast staff. And I think, is that ... Dude, are you stupid? I've seen that picture with Sophie Paschmann.
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I don't even know who's on it, but half-faceted people and people whose faces you used to know, then the doctor went over it and now you don't know their faces anymore, but the personality has of course become much better. And then I think to myself, it can't be that Joko is serious now, what's going on there? Or did they argue? Is there, do you know what it is? Did you hear something? No.
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Oh, crap. But why is it, why don't you come, why do you send it then, well, I don't want to speculate anymore, but I thought it was worth it.
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Maybe we're just, maybe we just can't understand it anymore, because the world is galloping us away, because we can't, we can't. Johannes Oerding. Johannes Oerding?
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It's still the good old world. I definitely had a lot of fun at the TV Awards, there were a lot of executives around and then public legal executives always confronted with the question, hey, well, yes, thank you very much, and tell me, what do you actually do on the show against right-wing extremists? What? Good opening, good opening. Good opening is like coming to chess with a dice.
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To be completely surprised. And that led to a lot of stumbling and stuttering. But I have to say, it was really nice to meet Teddy again. One of the, no, not Teddy Teclebrand, I say, he's the funniest person in Germany and he didn't get a prize.
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And I was really, I sat behind this couch, where always the people had to sit down, the prizes that were nominated, I was right in row one and always tried to comment with my facial expression how I think that someone is nominated. And even if someone didn't win, from whom I wanted him to win, I also tried to mimic that. to share that I'm disappointed that Teddy didn't win.
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That was insanely nice and I talked to Kim Frank and his company there in the evening. That was also really very nice. I met Marietta Slomka for the first time, who I was always a little scared of. I only know her from television. Why?
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Not bad. I belong to no one. Do you know that I last time, because of such a name change and because of some trash talk about the podcast, that I even first became a guest, because I had to apologize, that I was totally sorry that I told nonsense, but then I said, come on, now I'm coming into the show.
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Watch out with your name change, otherwise you have to sit behind Johannes Oerning in the podcast and talk about hats.
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Yes, and then I have... By the way, she's insanely nice and funny, because I only know her as a tough interviewer. I was a little scared of her. But isn't that... Wait a minute. Marietta Slomka and... She's doing a sports studio, right? No, that's Katrin Müller-Hohenstein. Marietta Slomka is the grande dame of ZDF news. Sure.
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Christian Sievers and Marietta Slomka are moderating the late... She took over from Klaus Kleber. No, she moderated with Klaus Kleber. Christian Sievers is Klaus Kleber's successor and she's always there. And makes incredibly good interviews. Kolt Sievers... Kolt... Kolt Sievers... Kolt Sievers moderates the news on ZDF. It was shit, I have to say.
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And 2024 is just 15 years ago. And in the meantime, the TV price has been reduced again because it has become so unbearable and no one wanted to do it anymore because it was so bad. The show was okay. Barbara Schöneberger threw out a few clops where you always think, who writes these things in there? Do you think you have to do that? When there was a broadcast that was called ...
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Bratwurst and a ProSieben show. And then Barbara Schöneberger said, yes, Bratwurst, can you still say that? Or is it canceled? And then I think, oh man, now Mike Krüger comes out with the guitar out of the frame and sings Nibble on the bottle.
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And then the most impressive and chilling moment was, when at the end, when a documentary was drawn, Margot Friedlander, Holocaust survivor, held a speech, because we all live in difficult times. And then there were standing ovations and half the jury and three quarters of the audience were crying while Margot Friedlander, the over 100 year old Holocaust survivor,
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102 years old, a very moving statement about the fact that we all have to be careful and everyone cried and cried as if it had nothing to do with us at all. And everyone cried as if it were not the task.
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As if it were, so the task is not to let the tears flow, but to keep the tears in and in themselves from the tears something like action.
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To make ability or to develop courage because tears about the past is very easy and very cheap and from it To develop something that prevents it from happening again the next time in brackets now currently yes, but man The problem is the left-wing look at the results nothing there all the left-wing does not exist they have just disbanded themselves this week somehow has Omid Nouripour and Ricarda Lang sat down on the tandem and are simply out of Berlin
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and said, no more Facebook comments. The green youth has dissolved. And Olaf Scholz and Robert Habeck are now also discovering that it brings great points to push people away in a very unpleasant environment and against foreign policy. And then everyone cries. Of course, that's not the problem about spring. Everyone can cry over spring, but to make up for the tears.
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That's what it's all about now. And let the tears roll. That doesn't help anyone when you see how angry you are, people. But it helps a lot of people when you see how your program may feel a little bit like innovation, how maybe new people have the opportunity to produce content that they are not cut off permanently.
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So I would have taken the tears away from him if, for example, El Horzo had kept his job in the summer. And then someone at the RBB would have had the balls and said, hey, the joke is, to be honest, absolutely, of course, it's a tasteless joke. But why do you have to throw out a guy who otherwise earns his money with it to make jokes on the internet?
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It's just that he doesn't have all the frets on the fence anymore, you can just lock it up like that. I would come back to the TV price for a moment, because I think it's so remarkable. So this feeling of being pushed into the corner, started by the public press department.
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von ARD-Sendern getrieben von der Politik nicht mehr in der Lage sein, eigene große Schritte zu machen, eigene Stellung zu beziehen, zu Positionen, immer zu gucken, wie man irgendwie es schaffen kann, mit geringstmöglichem Widerstand einigermaßen noch ein Jahr über die Runden zu kommen, ohne irgendwas groß ändern zu müssen. Das ist alles... It's all built completely on sand.
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And to believe that because you get organized shitstorms in press departments or on the internet from right-wing extremists, that this is something where you have to orientate yourself intellectually so that it stops. It's really... I don't even know when they understand that it doesn't work.
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And all the public legal executives were completely on the question, what are you doing against right-wing extremists? As if no one had ever asked this question. As if that was even...
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For the first time, the thought that it might be a problem, which the public broadcasting has, that it's not about the big listenership or the audience or the political environment, but that they have been under pressure from right-wing extremists and right-wing conservatives for years. And that that's the reason why they feel so strange.
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Not just because they make a bad show, also because they make a bad show, but just because they are scared. I found that really spectacular. And I have to say, the food was so shit at the TV price, dude. It was so hot. There was this fucking curry sausage soup, where so much meat ... I thought I'd take a chocolate bar with me, but then it was awesome. The event was so short.
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That was the shortest TV award ever, which wasn't cool either. With the will, we can't do it anyway, so we'll do it at least short, then the people are not annoyed. And then the producer of the event said, we were 27 seconds too short. It has never happened to us. And everyone, when you talked, when I talked, you see on a huge teleprompter a huge 50, which runs backwards. Huge.
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You see a countdown the whole time. That means, at zero you have to stop. And then there's the end. And it blinks really big. End, end, end. Come to the end. That was...
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Lars Eidinger later made a photo exhibition out of it with plastic bags.
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He had such a cuddly, soft sweater on, the jury couldn't say no to that.
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Yeah, there were really nice people there. Oh right, then I met Bodo Wartke and Marty Fischer.
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Yeah, but really great. Unfortunately, I think it's really, really good. Yeah, I think it's also good. There's a lot of energy in there and I was really happy to get to know him. And the great thing is... Maybe you can get that out on TV, out of YouTube. That's on TV. You're just looking at the geeks. Oh, that's for Kika? Yes, unfortunately, it's funny, it's on Kika and also on Kika.
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Kika, Kikaninchen. You haven't looked at Kika for a long time, when Kikaninchen first comes to mind. Is Kikaninchen still there? And to the politics out there, honestly, if you put your hand on the Kika, I'll personally come to your office and shit on your desk.
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When you put your hand on Arte, Arte is always... And when you start to put Arte together with Dreisatz, tell me, did they shoot you in the brain? I met Tita von Hardenberg on the After Show Party. Do you remember Tita von... Polylux, dude. The astrologer. Tita von Hardenberg, man. No, Tita von Hardenberg. I'll google her real quick. Do you know her?
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She used to moderate Polylux and is now a producer, among other things, of Art the Tracks East. And they won a TV award. I was very happy about that. Tita, Tita Nienchen. I have Tita von Hardenberg. And all the people who have children right now. I have all the people who have children at this age between... I'll say 5 and 29. I have a little earworm for the fall season. Pants.
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Pants full of chestnuts. Vorher, wenn ihr die Hosen von euren Kindern in dieser Jahreszeit in die Waschmaschine tut, immer in die Taschen gucken, weil Hose, Hose voll Kastanien. Wieder zehn Kastanien mitgewaschen. Eine war aufgebrochen und hat die Maschine kaputt gemacht. Tina von Hardenberg war sehr nett. Checker Tobi hab ich kennengelernt. Das war der meistfotografierte Mann des Abends.
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Weil alle versuchen, ey, Checker Tobi ist da. Wo ist er? In der Raucherecke.
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Checker Tobi. Checker Tobi was the most photographed man of the evening. And I don't know if he knows what an incredible man he is. Maybe it's good that he doesn't know. Because that was really... Everyone wanted a photo with Checker Tobi. Me too. Look, I'll show you mine. I also did a photo with Checker Tobi. Mega cool. Checker Tobi photo.
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It's enough for him now. Probably he got a call from God who said, guys, honestly, it's my home. What does Olli Schulz want there?
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Do you have to secure your apartment with rope ropes or what does it mean to make it winter-proof?
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A great idea, maybe even this year we can think about it. By the way, today are the national council elections in Austria and that is particularly important for Austria.
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I received a message from Matthias. Matthias, I'm not answering in writing, but via a podcast. Matthias was inspired by my awesome electromobility section, which I'm not jingling anymore because the time is running out for it. He decided to buy a used electric car.
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And he wrote, Jan, on Friday I'll take the journey of 500 kilometers with the train to Leipzig to buy a used electric car for my family. Then he still calls the brand. There he tested a lot and so on. And he thanks me again very much for the fact that I have always been motivated to promote electromobility.
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And that this section was actually one of the factors in the determination to buy an electric car because of my cool electromobility slogan. If you buy yourself a car, then buy yourself an electric car. And then he wrote to me afterwards, then almost a day later. Hello Jan, today I successfully transferred the car home. Very cool. So, I just want to give that as feedback.
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That was already, ah cool. And then he sent me a photo where he is at an Ionity pillar and is charging powerfully for the first time. So, hey Matthias, enjoy your car, have fun. And it's a used electric car, by the way, it doesn't have to be new. And the batteries, of course, are no longer as super strong as with completely fresh, but ...
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Today the fascists with presumably the strongest power, so Herbert Kickl, the absolute right-winger, a completely crazy guy, so really crazy not in a positive sense, not like Horst Lichter or Rainer Kalmo, they are positively crazy. Herbert Kickl is dangerously crazy and his party is really, that's the absolute madness how many people are stupid enough to vote for him.
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The losses are really minimal, you can also easily buy used electric cars, no problem at all.
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Should we go to the Oktoberfest and somehow throw Osempic into our thighs? Or what do you want from us? Was soll jetzt passieren?
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But naked snacking is not what P. Diddy also did at his whole party. Oh god.
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I also saw that with Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis and everything was there with naked women, where they ate their food down. Naked snacking.
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If Pete Diddy and Jay-Z had discovered geocaching for themselves in time, then all of this wouldn't have come that far. But no, but no. Did you then listen to a message from some listeners and stopped with geocaching? I have to say one more thing, because I was so excited on stage that I forgot two names. And I would like to thank you very much for the incredibly great equipment at our show.
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With Marie Schäder, I totally forgot her name because I was too excited. And I also forgot the name of my long-time colleague Fiene Stäubing, who always cuts the costumes for all shows. And I don't know, I've known her for 18 years or so, we've known each other for a very long time. And I also forgot them on stage. And I greet you both and say sorry.
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And now a lot more people are learning that you are the best. Exactly.
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And how little you can obviously do against it in Austria. Today National Council elections and please go and vote dear Austrians and vote today everything. democratic and not the brown, which promises you that it will get better. That will be the whole opposite.
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Sunday, September 29, 2024. Please vote, dear Austrians. Please buy tickets for Olli Schulz's tour. Please buy tickets for Jan Böhmermann's tour. No, for Jan Böhmermann's tour. Frankfurt sold out. First gig sold out. Frankfurt sold out. Do you know what's not going well with me? No. The worst pre-sale so far. Vienna. Erfurt. Erfurt and me too. Erfurt and Vienna. Where the fascists are in power.
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We don't always want to put that on there. An anonymous person on Twitter complained that we would frame it as an anti-fascist resistance when you attend a concert by Olli Schulz or Jan Böhmermann in the East. Of course not, man. It's a concert.
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Thank you very much. Yes, it was fun too. Then lie down again and I'm going outside to collect chestnuts.
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You frame me wrong. Du framest mich falsch, auch ein schöner Songtitel. Olli Schulz, Du framest mich falsch. Du framest mich falsch. Wie von Dagobert. Ich bin zu jung. Du framest mich falsch. Du framest mich falsch.
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Yes, and if you want to get rid of Olli Schulz and Jan Böhmermann, then you can't do that with the cross on the ballot box, because if it comes hard on hard, we are on the Maledives anyway. Then we just go out and send from there. Then we go to the Thomas Mann house to Los Angeles and then we will be in exile. We are then exilants, artist exilants.
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And you have to take the shit out at home in Germany yourself. So when the fascists are on the ground, I'm gone. In any case, I don't feel like it. I can already say from the beginning. That's not going to be such a resistance thing and somehow arrange or something. No, no, I'm just gone.
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Stefanie Giesinger, I'm doing a sex podcast after the other. Finally, that I can finally show my sexy, sexy side of me. That there was no request so far, actually amazes me. Because I believe that many people believe that in me a sex world of animals lurks.
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Jan Böhmermann has his own foot museum. In his huge mansion in Köln-Harnwald, he has set up his own room with plaster prints of feet that he especially loves. We are completely crazy Los Angeles, Hollywood pros. Hey, speaking of Hollywood Prom, I announce that today I will of course expose everything that happened at the German TV Award.
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Yes, but even though I'm so left-wing radical and even though I dared to criticize the head of a federal authority in such a way that he was later removed from his, I'll say, not quite so cleverly appointed office. It's all my fault, I have executed him and yet I still got a TV Award. You buried him. Yes, yes.
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No, I was very happy and it was a great evening because afterwards you can tell a lot about what happened at the aftershow party. I want to announce it now, for all the people who are slowly thinking, I'll turn it off again. This show, come on, all the awesome stuff. Should I start with the first awesome story?
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I met her at the aftershow party, no, not at the aftershow party, when I was sitting, I had a very uncomfortable spot, row 1, behind the couch, and Olivia Jones comes in from behind, at first I only heard her clinking, because she was full of glitter stones, and the first thing she said to me is, look me in the face, and I heard you went out with Jurassica Parker.
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Another gigantic drag queen, where I was in the BKA theater and I cooked with her. And I thought, wait a minute, isn't diversity in the world of drag queens? Is there only one drag queen where you ... I heard you went out with Jurassic Park. Was the first sentence. I said, what kind of game is that? Huh? Is there only one drag queen? Is it only allowed with one drag queen?
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No, I have to say, I was really happy about the prize for Sophie von der Tann. She is the Tel Aviv correspondent of ARD and she has an insanely exhausting job. So on the one hand it is insanely dangerous, it is politically incredibly charged and she does it, I think, whenever I see her, really great.
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And that was a funding prize and I think that's the most beautiful prize, because these are the prize winners who really the prize for the first time and are often surprised. And that somehow surprised Jessie Wellmer in the daily topics. That was very moving and very great. I was really happy. I was super happy about the TV award for the Beltons, or rather the whole crew. You also won?
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From the discounters, so Clara Nura was there and I was really happy because you noticed with them, this is a new generation of TV people, the industry is doing well. Otherwise, it was really all full of leather faces with me, who have all been sitting there for 15 years and can't feel anything anymore. And the discounter people, it was really great to see that they win, that made me very happy.
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Thank you very much, dear Frede, for this great musical contribution at the beginning of Fest und Flauschig. It's Sunday, September 29, 2024. It's a hard morning. We're really broken. I look at the sad, tired face of Olli Schulz. My name is Jan Böhmermann. Welcome to Spotify. Oh, I'm done, dude.
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Bill and Tom didn't win. Were they there? They were both there and I also... When I saw Tom and Bill come in, we arrived at about the same time through one of the secret back doors, so we wouldn't roll over the carpet next to some ex-women of some rappers. And then I asked Tom, he came up to me and there was a big fart cloud in that moment. It smelled like shit. Really?
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Yeah, it was like, Tom, did you just fart? I asked him. We both smelled it. I think it was just someone between us, before we hugged each other and said hello, someone walked between us and put a big fart cloud in it.
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I really thought of the stories from the first world war. You know, the very bad German gas attacks, that was really standing in the air, such a yellow cloud and then we hugged each other in such a furze cloud. They were very relaxed, but didn't win and then just ran away during the auction. That was not consistent.
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Yes, really. And I have that ... I don't want to just talk about the TV award, I would like to distribute that ... Yes, we're just starting right now. But I would like to distribute it via the TV. There were a few places where several people in the room or in the studio pulled their teeth together in the cold air.
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Because there were such moderation points and such moments that made you think in a bad way with regard to television and the media landscape. I would like to come back to that in a moment. But I have an important topic here and it's right on top of my list and I would like to discuss it with you. And it's only five words. Beautiful people play ugly people.
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Is that a trend that only I observe, which does not now count classically to the beautiful people and is therefore always very protective when it comes to the rights of people who do not look as beautiful as Stefanie Giesinger, for example.
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But why is it actually the case that in recent times, due to these elaborate rubber masks, now always some noble actors with top bodies and somehow Joaquin Phoenix is still an exception, because with him it's nice, but somehow not either. What are you doing with rubber masks now? No, so that there are people who, uh, so I have now, I think of the penguin and Colin Farrell, who plays the penguin.
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In any case, Katharina Frank... What was that? With such a cancel undertone? He didn't play a role in the relevant records. Isn't he in a video, in Blueprint, isn't he in the video too, Rod Gonzalez? Maybe he's in the video too, no idea.
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There's a lot to it. This week, in Schwarzwald, I actually had this conversation in my private area. Because if the people drive out here, first of all, it's a 20-minute drive over a very dark country road, where you have to expect every second that a deer will jump in front of the hood. And when you go to a restaurant, it has to be really worth it.
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And this week I was in three restaurants and they all looked great from the outside. There was no one who was tattooed with black rubber gloves behind an open kitchen. It was all pretty neat. Where you only had to speak English, even though he was German. We're getting into an age where we can gradually understand the Jens Spahn takes from 1997. Berlin, they're all just speaking English.
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No, but I think that if you go out here, for example, I don't want to say exactly to not bring the tourism industry together here in my little town, the next largest district here, there's a cinema in this next largest district and I was there this week too and saw your afternoon show. With my private area.
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I have to tell you, in the cinemas, in which I was always in Cologne and Berlin, you had to get rid of the rats from the seats beforehand. I've never seen such a clean cinema. I think it was used as a surgical treatment hall during the week. That was so clean, dude. That was so blatant. That was so in order. The popcorn tasted so fresh. That was also done in a popcorn machine.
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That's really disillusioning. When you just put it in the bag and think it's all freshly made. No. And I thought, that's only available in rural areas, that if there is a cinema, it was fought hard. There was a battle vote in the town council, whether a cinema would be bought or the Altenheim would be built.
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Ich grüße dich, mein lieber Oliver. Herzlich willkommen, liebe Zuhörerinnen und Zuhörer. Und wie ich das in meiner Fernsehsendung, vielleicht werden die einen oder anderen, die Sie gesehen haben, auch immer so gerne zu tun pflegen. Und alle dazwischen und außerhalb, ihr seid alle recht herzlich eingeladen, heute dabei zu sein bei einer ganz besonderen Ausgabe von Fest und Flauschig.
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And when the cinema is taken, all the energy is put in, because they know exactly, the vote was close. And if one or two votes break away, the cinema will be an Altenheim. That's still much closer to politics. And the restaurants are better, you're completely right. You're completely right. And hey, and what you really think, I mean, well, in Berlin I don't think so, you also need a car.
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So if you, for example, when I was with you last time and then came from another city, I needed an hour, although on the map you thought you were there in 10 minutes, but it took an hour. In Berlin you also need a car. But in Cologne, for example, you don't need a car. But in the country, I don't even know how you do it. And at 20 o'clock no one is outside their own house anymore.
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Denn ich befinde mich ausnahmsweise nicht in der Zivilisation. Ich befinde mich im wunderschönen Schwarzwald. Richtig tief in den Bergen habe ich mir hier so ein kleines Refugium organisiert. Ich habe hier selbst so eine Hütte gebaut, mitten im Wald.
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How do you see that? I think greetings are rude if you don't do that. But I have to say, I'm always suspicious when people, when you go somewhere new, get in touch with you super quickly.
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I recently read that in Switzerland, our very similar neighbouring country, there is probably a right of citizenship. You get citizenship in some places only if the community, your neighbours, give you the okay, so you get voted off in some kind of basic democratic event. where it is decided whether you are allowed to be Swiss or Swiss.
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And if you are a bit too punky or don't adapt to the village, then you won't get the citizenship. Because your neighbors say, yes, she somehow has no idea. It was the case of a Dutch woman who is a bit of a free spirit. She bought a house in Switzerland and was very engaged in the community. And some village residents and neighbors say,
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thought then a bit too engaged, she may not be part of Switzerland now. And then they voted against it twice or so, that she gets Switzerland into Swiss citizenship. Also mega mean, so the whole thing then even institutionalize this not greeting, that exists then in Switzerland.
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But in the end it worked out that this Dutch woman then became Swiss, but she really had to fight and somehow go the hard way in Switzerland. That's the absolute increase to it.
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Yes, I have bivouacked for the last two years. During the construction period I have bivouacked. I have lived here under an all-plastic plan. And now, gradually, where the heating is running, I can escape into a real house. That will soon be on my new YouTube channel. So I'm a little bit off today.
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If it's a little bit delayed or it sounds different than usual, it's because, as I said, I'm staying in the Black Forest. Because that's also part of the truth. There are currently autumn holidays in North Rhine-Westphalia and I used the autumn holidays to go on vacation in Germany, the most beautiful country in the world.
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My dear Olli, I'm really in the deep black forest here, you don't need any music, the only thing you need is the twitching of the birds. But I would like to take this opportunity to briefly use it and send a shout out back to all, I'll call them the shadow listeners of Fest und Flausch.
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After our last episode, at least I got a lot of emails and direct messages on Instagram from people who work in offices and are not in customer contact, but who are the backbone of Germany. Me too. An anonymous listener wrote us the following. Hey Jan, hey Olli, thanks for your shout out to the Cataster office in the last Fest und Flauschig episode.
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Just like you say, bike paths, hiking paths and everything else you use in your Google or whatever navi every day. That's exactly what I read. And I also have several such messages. Dear greetings to the people at the Katasteramt. Hey, the podcast for the Katasteramt. So I don't have any music wishes this week, because I only have the Vogelzwitsch. Hey, yesterday I saw a crane in the tree, man.
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I thought cranes, they don't even sit in trees. He was sitting in the tree and the tree was... Hey!
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I thought about the tree. Ey, crane, I mean, the tree is completely overwhelmed. You're way too big of a bird for the tree. What are you? Why are you in the tree? Is that something like shortly before the outbreak of the Vesuvius in Pompeii? The cranes were sitting in the trees. That seemed so natural. What is the crane doing?
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I'm not going anywhere else, I'm going to Germany and I want to start with topic number one, because this time I actually drove several times over the German-French, German-Belgian and German-Luxembourg border this week. And I want to start with a short rant, so that you can start the pressure right away. What kind of shitty idea is that?
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No, that was definitely not a crane. A huge bird, huge. Look what I just sent you.
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Exactly the same bird, right? Exactly the same bird.
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That's sweet, but yesterday I was really fascinated by this tree. I also saw how he flew in there. I thought, it can't be that such a fat bird ... Why are cranes in trees? Is that a new thing they're trying out? We have to ... We have to make ourselves more interesting for the world out there.
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Do you know, at the time when we caught people's attention, we even managed to put the Lufthansa logo on it. In the meantime, nobody is interested in us anymore. Nobody is interested in us cranes anymore. We have to come up with something new. I have it at such a crane meeting. We're flying on trees now. Let's see if we notice. Zack, we ended up in Germany's largest podcast here with Olli and Jan.
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Hey, good news. Our PR crew has worked. The crane is coming. From a Berlin crane agency.
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Wild mouse, blue panther and crane in the tree, mega cool. Tomorrow an ARD editor will call us and offer us, buy us the concept.
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That they do this fucked up symbol politics and now when they drive in, suddenly everyone is in control, dude. Incredibly long traffic jams on the autobahn, on every fucking crossing of the border, on the autobahns, the people are standing, when they come to Germany, they are woken up and stopped by some disinterested, bored policemen and policemen and checked if they are foreigners.
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Post Malone, I always just look and think to myself, oh, yes, yes, when is that going wrong? But he's probably feeling a little better again.
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Olli, let's make a little pause, if that's okay. I still have a few things on the set. I would like to ask a few advice from you as a more experienced person in dealing with my former colleague, who either doesn't feel so good or who somehow... Before I have the feeling, you have to intervene a little bit. It's about the former ARD moderator El Hotzo. I have two or three questions for you.
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I would just briefly put them on the sidelines, because you're a band guy.
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Do you have anything else we want to talk about that you can maybe tell the people so that they can be a little curious?
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Ja, ganz genau. Fest und Flauschig ist hier am Sonntag, den 27. Oktober 2024. Oliver Schulz ist in Berlin und Johannes Böhmermann befindet sich im Schwarzwald. Und das ist heute die Verbindung, die Deutschland zusammenhält. Wie so ein Band, wie so ein Gürtel umschließen wir heute Deutschland von Nordosten bis Südwesten.
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You know that. in this case. Because it's really, I mean, what a nonsense. Do you remember how it was eight years ago when Trump was elected against Hillary Clinton and everyone thought before, never ever will he do that. And then there were four years of Trump. We all can, we older people, still remember very well how it was. And now the TV is on.
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What kind of shit is that, Nancy Faeser? What kind of fucking shit, what is that supposed to be? Do you know what I did? Because I fucked it up so much. I just drove over the border crossings on the country roads. Because at some point I checked that the bulls are only on the motorways anyway, I just had to zigzag in the border. I drove down south of Luxembourg, France.
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You had a live show back then and you all stayed awake with the editorial staff. Yes, exactly. We streamed it in the ZDF Mediathek back then, because it was such a gag highlight and stuff. And then, I remember, there came the famous Swiss comedian, one of the biggest international comedians ever, Thomas Spitzer, because he's the man who makes her. Hazel Brugger was part of it.
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She came to it spontaneously. And also the man who makes her, who basically pulls the strings behind her or actually stands over her. Thomas Spitzer was also there at the time, her friend at the time, I think they got married in the meantime.
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They were also there that night and it was a very strange atmosphere because we then noticed at two o'clock, oh shit, we thought it was a joke, but now he's really going to be president. And it was already obvious at the time that it would be an absolute disaster. But the bizarre thing is, now, eight years later, it is again conceivable close and again the probability is quite high
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That Donald Trump will be elected again, now 78 years old, and that's in two weeks. And I don't know if I'm telling too much now, but Olli, you're fired from the UNO. I've been invited back to America, actually.
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Ah, great. I think that's great. You're kind of a watchdog of the UNO. You're divided. You look to see if it's counted correctly and you're there, I think, for the German government, but also, above all, to all, first of all, for Felsen zum Flauschig, with a report. I'm a blue helmet. I'm on my way as a blue helmet in America.
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You're really there next week, especially for political reasons, to check if everything is going with the right thing.
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That means in the coming week, we can announce that now, there will be a very special edition of Fest und Flauschig, but not a one where Olli sits in America, because he has to do for political reasons, but we will finally have the opportunity to send the big, secret gift cabinet episode, which has so far not yet reached the public, from the IFA Summer Garden 2024.
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And I don't know, did we discuss a lot of current things?
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I didn't drive back and forth here and there, because I was so old. Again, awesome. I wanted to look at the Westwall. The Westwall? The Westwall, man. The Westwall. I wanted to look at the old bunkers. You always have to drive back and forth at the border. And then I always drove over the motorway at the beginning, because of course it was faster according to Google Maps.
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Yes, Jan, you too. We still have it.
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I actually intended to finally show my beautiful feet. And then you immediately dissed me and said that they would be little pig's feet. Somehow you said something like that, because I had a little water in my ... Swollen!
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Naja, das gibt es auf jeden Fall nächste Woche und dann wirst du uns in zwei Wochen davon berichten, wie es in Amerika war. Aber das nur so als kleines foreshadowing.
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Nein, nein, nein, das sind völlige Legenden. Also El Holzo... It's about Sebastian L. Hotzohotz, the fallen angel of the German entertainment business.
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No, no, they were there. He wasn't even born at the time. No, he wasn't in the team at the time. We were still in the old studio at the time. At some point, unfortunately, there was so much mold that we had to get out. And we're in the new studio now. And he first joined the new studio. No, of course not. El Hotzo was already there in 2020, but I think it was 2018, when was it? No, it was 2016.
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2016 was El Hotzo, never ever. I was still blocked on Twitter. In the meantime, I'm blocked on Twitter. To jump right into this little story. I was blocked by my former colleague and by all the people who didn't notice it. So El Hotzo. I've already told it a little bit in the last few weeks.
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An ex-colleague of ours, who worked with us in the team, left two years ago because he said in Berlin he wanted to Ich habe in Berlin jetzt einen neuen Job beim RBB, mache irgendwie Podcast auch noch mit Salva Humsi und so. Also hat er irgendwie gedacht, jetzt in Berlin geht's fett, jetzt kommt die große Karriere. Und dann ist im Sommer das Unvermeidliche passiert.
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Man muss nämlich einfach aufpassen im deutschen Entertainmentgeschäft, was man macht und was man sagt. Und das ist Man kann natürlich lästern, hier Olli Schulz und Jan Böhmermann so lange dabei und so, aber das ist auch alleine noch dabei zu sein und nicht von den vielen Querschlägern, die einen so treffen können im Mediengeschäft, dahingerafft zu werden, wie es El Hotzo erlitten hat.
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Das ist ein großes Glück, da müssen wir wirklich jeden Morgen beim Aufstehen dem Herrgott dafür danken, dass es uns noch nicht getroffen hat. El Hotzo ist nämlich in diesem Sommer gecancelt worden. Weißt du das noch? Bist du noch da, Olli? Now you've been away for a long time, Jan, I hear you again. Oh, El Hotso has been canceled this summer. I hear you again.
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And at some point I was so annoyed, because I was kicked out three times, like everyone else. They put up pavilions, party pavilions on the motorway and everyone winks out and looks into the cars. Because Nancy Faeser somehow ... I wanted to win the Brandenburg election. Is the shit still there, man? And then I found out that there are zeroes on the country roads.
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Because he made a joke where you really have to say, yes, Sebastian. You can't just say anything at ARD and ZDF. He made a joke after the Trump attack. And he was really so tasteless that I have to say, and I'm really not a friend of the sharp joke, but that was really too much. So, bam, now he's away from the window. And now, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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I can imagine that he might create a new account with Blue Sky, a new Frühling. But to be honest, for me, he's gone. I'm glad he's gone, and I don't know how to save him. Because you really have to say, if you work with ARD and ZDF, you really have to take care of what you do outside of your job at ARD and ZDF.
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In a podcast, for example, in the story of October... But is his stick horse, so his main task, what does he always do?
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Yeah, but you can't buy anything from that. In the end, it's of course stupid, because he overstepped the line, he made jokes. And maybe a hint, if you're planning a career in the media business, at ARD and ZDF, no matter what you do, even outside of ARD and ZDF, people who think you suck will call the press at ARD and ZDF for the first time.
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No matter if, I don't know, if I tell a story about the Oktoberfest in a podcast, for example, And then there's a lot of trouble. Then it's always called ZDF moderator, even though we're on Spotify. Nobody cares about that. So you have to finance it. Spotify pays five times more money than ZDF has ever paid. So I'm basically... You can also say with love, this is your main business partner.
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The main business, really, it's funny cause it's true, my main business, and with great distance, is podcast host. For years, for 13 years. That's my main... Podcast, Janni. Podcast, I'm a main job, I'm a podcaster. Everything else is time hustles for me, at the very least.
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And at Spotify, but when I build shit at ZDF or something, or make a great joke, do you think that at Spotify someone calls and asks, say, the Böhmer man, what do you say to that? But at ZDF or also at ARD...
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There is no one, no one is up for it. They are only on the autobahn for the stupid ones. Then I drove over the country road nicely. Hey, what a shit, man. Didn't you ever drive over the Polish border or the Danish border in the last few weeks?
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I can imagine if you call Daniel Nicolodion, Daniel, if you call him, then there would be something. Yes, I think so. Just don't call him. Because I think people believe that you can put ARD and ZDF under pressure a little bit when you call the press office. And what should I say? It works. It also works a little bit. In any case, they also did that with El Hotzo in the summer.
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Then everyone called and said, yes, RBB, you are working on someone who makes a great joke. Think about it. So he made a joke and that's hard. And then RBB said, yes, we have to throw it out now. Then he had a radio show, I think. Eight weeks, he lost once every eight weeks. And then the headline was ... For 250 euros. Highly. Highly. And then the battle line was born.
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El Hotzo kicked out at the RBB because of a joke. And then the ZDF was also asked. Although he doesn't work at the ZDF anymore. And that's for years. He's been with us for years. And when he was with us... in quotation marks, worked, he never really worked. He always tried his old jokes, which he made on Twitter, to sell us again in the new dress. Yes, but I'm not stupid yet.
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He can really pack in, that was it. That was it. That was it. How do you get out of that shit again? And there you really have to be careful what you do when you work at ARD and ZDF. Those are two stations that are under political fire. Now three sentences will be shortened. The Tagesschau must not... Should not, supposedly after this, did you notice this reform idea of ARD and ZDF?
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There is such a reform paper, which was developed by some commission, how to make ARD and ZDF possible in the future. And one of the ideas is that ARD and ZDF can only do radio and television in the future, so that they are possible in the future. I don't know...
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I don't know exactly how that will be in the future, because I don't see that radio, for example, is a medium that is still possible in the future. And why ARD and ZDF have even banned doing something on the Internet in recent years, I've never understood anyway. Three sentences should be set up, waves should be put together.
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The worst thing is, now they all really do this at the Tagesschau, so nagging to point out that they would like to continue publishing things on the Internet in the future. As it should be for a modern media company. Well, but you really have to pay attention. So that the mediatheque is stamped or what exactly? I still don't understand that.
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There is probably the problem, the private publishers, especially the Springer publishing house, complain because ARD and ZDF also write online texts, for example Tagesschau.de or ZDF Heute, they just make news websites.
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And then the big, serious news companies see each other, especially the Springer publishing house, in its market power somehow threatened, when there are even more news on the Internet from public broadcasting stations. And they say then they are not allowed to publish texts on the Internet, which is completely nonsense.
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It's not about the interests of billionaires, it's about common sense. That's the good thing about ARD and ZDF. There is common good behind it. There is the obligation to do something for everyone. And to keep up with this madness on the internet, which is serious and which does not follow the political agenda of a crazy billionaire, would be a very good idea.
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And nobody clicks on BILD.de because there is ZDF today. I don't understand what that is.
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Roger de Weck, isn't he a Swiss? Roger de Weck?
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No, I don't have anything else to say. I just want to officially end El Hot's career here and wish him all the best for his future life. And if you've had bad luck, please take care of what you do at ARD and ZDF, otherwise you're unemployed. Bam, bam, bam. That was all I wanted to say.
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Have you ever sat down with him professionally? Have you ever sat down with him? No, I've seen him sitting on a bench and then just kept going.
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I told the story that he once spoke to Luc Mokric and threatened him with blows. And I was afraid that he would yell at me too. I didn't want that.
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How often were we already canceled? Let's not talk about others, finally talk about us. I was also canceled more often. You were also canceled more often. Half canceled, but then came back at the end. At some point you have such a cancel ... Well, I've never really been canceled.
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Yes, Liam Payne is his name. He died tragically last week in Argentina in a hotel. Yes, I also thought that some videos were posted so quickly and then supposedly from these videos that came from a completely different context.
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Gerne, gerne. It was a long monologue, but I did it. I think it's very important, and I think it's, especially dear Sunday listeners of Fest und Flauschlich, many of you are now annoyed that you missed this section because you never heard it on Wednesday. Great luck that finally on Sunday there will be a metal intro. I think it's great. Great. That's it.
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Yes, and if you ate a little bit, then you look like you're in your seventh month or something. Then you would have to vacate the place for several reasons. I also took the train last week, because I thought I would use the holidays to go to my old home in Bremen, because it's Freimarkt in Bremen.
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Yes. Yes. You come for the prom gossip, you come for the gossip, but you stay for the metal. That's the motto of Fest und Flauschig. You learn a lot of things, but the things that people really keep on the podcast for a long time, those are the hot insights from the world of metal. I think it's great that we're there, that we're there.
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Yes, especially we both. I'm really involved there. I can hardly do anything else. I'm so involved, I can hardly talk while you're talking.
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That's the big people's festival, that's actually the important people's festival in northern Germany. So the Hamburg Cathedral, which has often been thematized here in this podcast, because Olli Schulz, of course, that's your favorite place to rummage. You used to be often at the Hamburg Cathedral.
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In the meantime, he became the frontman from the flag helper. He was still standing on the bunker in Hamburg and got the planes down. And in the meantime already the first song lyrics.
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The right place in Bremen, the largest market in northern Germany, is of course the Bremer Freimarkt. And then I drove there for the first time in a long time. And I have to say, I was positively surprised, on the one hand, by the quality of the food. I liked that very much. For the first time in 25 years I was in the Rotor again. Do you know what Rotor is?
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The great Moritz Bleib? I was with Jürgen Vogel with Harald Schmidt in the team when Jürgen Vogel had his big Jürgen Vogel time. He was also part of Harald Schmidt's ensemble. And I think I met Jürgen Vogel twice in the Savoy Hotel in the wellness area. Hello, Jürgen, greetings! And we chatted and went into the living room.
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No, no, it was 100% Jürgen Vogel. And I remember one encounter in Savoy, in the wellness area. Jürgen Vogel on the bench. Hi Jürgen. Then into the sauna. Hello Udo Kier. Udo Kier in the sauna. I ran straight out again, left the hotel. And somehow in my own bed, because it was a bit too crazy. Jürgen Vogel and Udo Kier in the sauna. Dude, where are we here?
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Exactly, I would now like to, I would like to tell you, Gerd, we are almost at the end, but I would like to conclude, without going into the details of why I am telling you now, but I want to tell you a story that is very interesting and where we have never really talked about it, because it has not been possible so far.
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I want to tell you a story about a weird encounter that you will definitely be interested in and a few background information about a thing that you have almost forgotten, just like I almost forgot it. But then I realized that I had not only not forgotten it, but that it really lived on in me for a long time and was only awakened. It's about the children's television series Hallo Spencer.
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I don't want to talk about the movie. I don't want to talk about it.
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Yeah, okay. I know that it will be released soon. It always takes a long time. You sit for years on a project and then you're not allowed to talk about it because it's not clear when it will be released. We have the film now. It's a film by Timo Schierhorn. He usually does the Deichkind stuff. That's his first film. And...
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We showed it at the Film Festival once and now it's coming out on the 13th, 12th, 1-3-1-2, on the 13th, 12th in the ZDF Mediathek. And the good thing is, Lars Eidinger doesn't play a part. Lars Eidinger doesn't play a part, but other great people do.
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But I don't want to talk about it yet, I just want to tell you how it came to this film, because it might be a story ... No, I know that the story touches you in many places. So watch out. Here's what happened. That was, I think, in the year 2021, beginning of 2021 or end of 2020. That was the Corona year. We just started with the ZDF Magazin Royale. We started again with broadcasts.
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We had no audience. It was all mega weird. A very strange time. And we thought at the beginning, we have to come up with something. No people come. We are alone here. Then we can actually do a few things experimentally. And then we first built a Spencer doll in 2020, because we somehow made fun of it behind the scenes in the editorial office and thought, ha ha ha, where is he?
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Hello Spencer, ha ha ha. Then Miguel Robitski, greetings, built a doll and then somehow played it. And then, Winfried Debertin, the real inventor of Hallo Spencer, the real, true inventor of Hallo Spencer, said, hey, I saw that, you did that on the show, if you ever want to have the real Spencer, say goodbye. I said, what? The real Spencer, is it still there?
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But I myself have never visited the Rotor. This time, for the first time, I used the option to solve a card, but only as a spectator to go in there. And I just thought, oh no, come on, I just ate seven raisins. and two schmaltzkuchen and a horse sausage. Also awesome, right? Try to be a vegetarian.
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So then we invited Winfried, he came with his colleague Frieder. He talked about the poldi, the real original poldi, the dragon. Hallo Spencer, the people who don't come from northern Germany may not know this, but it's a children's doll series from the 80s and early 90s. That was a bit... Slightly crazy children's series, you could say, in contrast to all the other series back then.
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So somehow they're a bit crazy and the special thing about Hallo Spencer was, there was a roundabout, so the camera was, you have to imagine, in the middle and around it was the doll stage built up like a circle and the camera only had to turn 360 degrees and the dolls could walk through this doll stage.
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And the cool thing was, when they went to the right, they came back from the left at some point, because the whole thing was a circle. That's the Runddorf, where the dolls lived. Spencer, Poldi, Kasi, the Queech Boys, Elvis, Lulu, so a lot of great Galactica came down from time to time. A lot of great characters. I never forgot that and always thought about it.
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And all of a sudden this mail came from Winfried Debertin, who said, yes, if you want, I'll come by. And then he came and he brought Poldi with him. And Spencer and Elvis, not Spencer, Elvis and Poldi were there with us in the show. And then we talked together after the show. Corona and everything didn't go so well. And then he told us a little bit, because I asked him, what are you doing now?
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Where are all the dolls? And he said, yes, they are in the archive. I said, how in the archive? Yes, I have kept everything. So all the props, everything that there is from Hallo Spencer is kept. And that's in a disco in front of the gates of Hamburg. There is the archive.
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You can say, this is very family-friendly, you can say that this was the place where you... I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, but you had to do it yourself.
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Huge disco in front of the Tours of Hamburg in Moosburg. Moisburg. Meck, meck, Moisburg. Meck, meck, Moisburg. And Winfried said, everything's in there. And my colleague Tim Wolf and I, we looked at each other and thought, what, what, what, that's all in there? Can we visit you? Yes, of course, come by. And then we visited Winfried.
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And then we visited Winfried, Elias Haug was also there, one of Haug and Bauer, a funny comic duo, and my colleague Julia, Michel and Tim and I, we were four. And then we drove there and we didn't dare our eyes. Because Winfried greeted us and his colleague was with him and showed us everything.
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And in this big room disco, which is abandoned, so there was nothing in it anymore, there were only huge halls, there were all kinds of scenes. Everything that ever existed, what was left of Hallo Spencer, all the dolls, there were huge... Stoffballen, kilometer-wide file folders with old comic books, where sometimes Pitt Knorr and Armin Maywald with the typewriter wrote comic books.
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The first thing I see on the free market is the Ross bratwurst shop on the left, where you can get three fatty mini horse sausages with spicy mustard. Oh no, I can't do that anymore. But I thought, oh come on, and it really tasted like earlier, really child-like backlash. And then I stopped being a vegetarian for horse sausages, which didn't work out at all in the circle of my companions.
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So everything there was from Hallo Spencer was in this disco. And we walked through there and couldn't get it. Including the Ruhr Post and also half-finished dolls, the construction truck, the castle from Nepomuk, the treehouse from Kasi. And Winfried said, yes, that's here ... It's going to be torn down soon and I don't know where to go with it. And what are we going to do now?
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I thought then, as we drove away, we sat back in the train and talked about it all the time. And then we thought, we have to... So you can't... You can't relive this series. That's all in the past, but you have to... And even if you want to relive it, you have to first tell what actually happened.
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Yes, but imagine, you're standing in front of the real Baumhaus, the real Kasi, and it was really like... What? That can't be. How is that supposed to be thrown away? Because Winfried said, yes, I have to get out of here now. It's being torn down, the whole disco has to go. I can't afford to store it all here. No one wants to have it anymore. No one wants to do anything with it.
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And I was like, okay, but what kind of crazy story is that? And then you know what was crazy? Then at some point the NDR ran. So the NDR was the broadcaster who commissioned it, with whom he did it together for a very long time. And at some point the storage deadlines at the NDR ran out.
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And then once a week he had a small load with the old archives that were lying around in Hamburg in some warehouse of the NDR. And then it was agreed according to the contract that it will be 20 years old and then they will get it back at some point.
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And imagine, you are at the time of your career, where at some point once a week you get your old cutouts and your old tapes from the NDR kicked out the door. So according to the motto, we have no use for it anymore, do with it what we want, ciao, goodbye. Then once a week or every two weeks he got a truck like that with the old transmission tapes.
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And then he just randomly piled them up in this discotheque. That was, for example, the old tape cassettes in a format that doesn't exist anymore, where there are no more playback devices. They were then clamped with tension straps in the castle of Nepomuk. I have to send you a picture. We also took pictures, but we couldn't believe it.
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It was a fire and thieves came in there, yes.
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Exactly, so the idea was always, we have to start over and I always had with Tim and Elias together and then with Timo, who came along as a director at some point, then we were relatively quickly sure, no, so such a nostalgia film, that's not it, actually we have to tell a fairy tale, first of all from the man who came up with this series and what kind of What a great guy Winfried is.
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I mean, that's of course the work of life. So really the absolute work of life. And of course you don't want to throw it away. That's like your stone. Everyone has something they want to hold on to. And then it gets forgotten at some point. And then at some point you can't store it anymore. You know, this whole Hallo Spencer thing with the Ropas, it was all around there.
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And then we said, we have to tell the story first of Winfried and the people who made Hallo Spencer. We tried to get all the old puppeteers for the film. This fairy tale, that just told this story, they fictionalized it a bit, but actually it's a real story. And now let's see what happens next.
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The funny thing is, we now have six overseas containers, pay rent for a few, almost one and a half years. So that's not mine, but if someone, But what's the plan? What's going to happen to it? I don't know. I don't know. The film will be released in December, December 13th, in the Mediathek. And on the 25th, it will air at ZDF Neo at 8.15 p.m. It's a nice Christmas film.
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They all thought it was shit, but I was like, sorry, Isha Freimarkt, I said. Which is a bit like the Bremer Pendant to Köln Alav. Isha Freimarkt is the fifth anniversary in Bremen. What I really noticed is that there has been a lot of innovation in the area of carousels. So the craziest thing when I was on the flea market last time was Commander.
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It's also full of the Christmas story. It's a bit sad. It's a family film. So you can watch it with children. But it's also a film... A little bit for adults, but it's not bad, you can watch it with children. It's just very sad. I've already watched it with children and they cried at two points because it's very dramatic and emotional.
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But now we have six overseas containers with all the old dolls and old archival documents. And because the Micmac doesn't exist anymore. The Micmac is now torn down, there is now an old man's home. That doesn't exist anymore and we don't really know where it is.
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The Mic-Mac is gone, but it's been gone for a long time. And with the Mic-Mac, my libido has disappeared. Well, I wanted to at least briefly, because it has been very definite for the last three years, and Timo really made a whole J. Pohlmann made the camera and Nico Hartmann cut it, that was really a great one. Dirk von Lotso sang a song in the, with Special Feat, is featured by
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Three special artists and Dirk von Lotswitz, which is also mega weird. Just to see them together on stage, it's really been a great film. And I wanted to tell the story behind it a little bit, because it really happened.
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From December 13th in the ZDF-Mediathek and from December 25th at ZDF-NEO and then it runs in the main program on December 27th at the family-friendly time at 23.45 p.m. That's a shame.
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There are no other promo measures, there is also nothing, we have tried to put it in cinemas, but I didn't know that either, because the film is a television film and then you have to, if you want to show it in the cinema, you have to pay extra money for the music rights, because that's a cinema evaluation and then the ZDF said it's too expensive. And then I said, but isn't that a shame?
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Because it's actually a movie. No, better not. And that's why it's only on TV. But it's still nice. And if you know what we can do with six overseas containers, the whole doll and stage world of Hallo Spencer, I think Winfried, but also the people who were involved in the film, and that was a really great team. There were many older film colleagues with us.
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So we recorded it with a very diverse team. And in this case it's not... skin color too, but not only gender, but also age-wise. There were a lot of older colleagues there. That was really moving to see. And we all want that, we all don't want that to be thrown away.
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If someone knows what you can do with six overseas containers, television history, maybe someone wants to do an exhibition in Hamburg or something like that, or wants to support us, then write us a DM. That would make me happy and Winfried happy. And maybe we'll get something on our feet. If you can store an overseas container with you in your new presence, Olli,
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old spencer dolls or rolls with plastic or something like that, then I would, so it would relieve us rent-wise.
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And come on, star cast, Rainer Bock plays with it, Marina Gallisch, Jens Harzer plays with it, Hendrik von Bützingslöwen. Ivy Era. It's really great. Great actresses. Margaretha Bräuch, Victoria von Trautmannsdorf. And of course everyone from Poldi, Kasi, with the original speakers. Everyone who could have come. Some didn't have time or had other shoots, but everyone is there.
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The original Spencer Achim Hall is even visible. He even plays himself, not himself, but he is also visible in the picture.
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That's the breakdancer who... I know, it's all in Hamburg. But there are things in the meantime, man, where you stand in front of it and think, man, that's... Are you serious that you really go in there? Then you notice, you get a little older, you just get a little older. But I don't even know if I would have gone in there with 22.
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It was a nice afternoon on the set of the international radio exhibition in Berlin, on the exhibition site. And then we'll be there shortly next week and then we'll be there for a long time again next week. But next week we'll also be there for a long time, but with a show. Today was also long.
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But that was also with us. Wilde Maus XXL was on the free market and I stood in front of it and thought, come on, honestly, Wilde Maus XXL is already too blatant for me. It's huge, man. That's not Wilde Maus anymore.
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First of all, the Gläserne Podcast. We are further apart from each other today than usual. You might hear that a little bit. Today is the 25th of October and the day of the exhibition is the 27th of October. Behind me is a hot week. I was invited, oh god, I don't know if I can tell you this, I was invited to the Bavarian Fernsehpreis.
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Again one of those events from which I didn't know that there was an invitation at all. And that was an invitation that was with great energy. People have been calling us because we were supposed to be sent out for this show. So my team and I, let's watch you again. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
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But that was this week and I wasn't just on vacation, I also had to do something professionally. And I didn't manage to go there. I didn't manage it and I honestly didn't... I was a little bit, when I read that Markus Söder would also be there. And then I thought, oh, selfie trap, Markus Söder, does it have to be? I didn't feel the energy for it and had a lot to do. And now the following happened.
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On the day of the event, that was last Wednesday, I suddenly got an SMS from our dear friend Klaas. Who said, hey Jan, I'm so sorry, I can't come today, I'm sorry, I would have liked to have done it. And I was like, huh? Worum geht's? Was ist los? Was ist los?
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Und dann hat wohl, und da will ich jetzt niemandem zu nahe treten, aber da gab es wohl ein, ich sag mal, ein doch ganz pikantes, ich weiß nicht, ich nenn's mal Missverständnis, um da diplomatisch zu bleiben. Da wurde der liebe Kollege Klaas angefragt, ohne mein Wissen, aber im Glauben, dass ich mir das wünschen würde, dass er da für diesen Preis irgendeine Rede hält oder sowas.
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Baby, put it on the blue, the Bluetooth box Jan and Olli are talking fast and fluffy again Baby, put it on the blue, the Bluetooth box Jan and Olli are making it fast and fluffy again You hated too much, you gave too much Now it's time again for a break in your life Olli and his company Fast and fluffy Fast and fluffy
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Ich wusste davon aber gar nichts. Klaas dachte aber, ich würde mir das wünschen, dass er But I myself wasn't even able to go there at all. And then it was a mega... And then you both weren't there. Then we both weren't there. But you were there. I wasn't there, of course I wasn't there. But what are you doing there?
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Because I kind of apologized for Klaas being bullied at all and that he was so incredibly sorry and hurt because he thought that I would want him to go there. Many don't even know that you are just bitter arch rivals.
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Yeah, and then from Arndt Zeigler, yesterday morning I was like, hey Jan, I'd love to be there, I'm sorry, after that, Arndt also thought I had to, I have no one, so I would never do it, it would be really uncomfortable for me, after that, hey, there's some price, do you feel like reading something for me?
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Never ever, man, if there are more people out there who have been asked, I really don't know anything, I have... I'm so sorry. And then I had to apologize to Klaas for half an hour. I didn't know that at all. It's really, really unpleasant. And I'm sorry, I would have loved to have been there, but I just didn't have the energy. I wasn't there. I didn't get it. It shouldn't have been there.
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There was definitely a nice event there, they ate pretzels and stuff. Munich always worth a trip. But I didn't make it. But mega unpleasant. Especially how Klaas and I first stumbled for half an hour, because everyone else probably thought he was lying. I really said, Klaas, I swear to you on everything, I didn't know anything. It wasn't a prank either.
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Because we are, that's a funny relationship, because we are also in such a half prank relationship. You know, when you have a funny action, where you can pull the underpants into the ass of the other person, then the opportunity is still always welcome. But I'm sorry.
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I've been saying for years that you two want to do something together again. Olli, I'm honest, I'm at an age where I can't imagine changing partners. I'm very happy. I am very happy that we have such an inalienable partnership, that we are only on one side.
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Yes, wild mouse XXL, fucked up. But we already had fucking in the title last week. I wouldn't overstatement that.
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They have... Blaue Panthers... Blaue Panthers... They bombed so much in the trenches that now all of them have Blaue Panthers. That's exactly the impression the head of a panther
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Yes, but in the context of this award ceremony, there was probably also, I found out afterwards, the great, very admired cabaretist Dieter Nuhr received the honor prize, the Bavarian Cabaret Prize, and that was awarded by the Prime Minister of the Free State by Markus Söder, Dr. Markus Söder he is probably, or even Dr. Dr. Dr.
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And then I ask myself, what kind of sign is that as a cabaretist for your own resistance or credibility in the cabaret environment, if you win such an honorary prize from the Prime Minister? Is one then a state cabaretist or is one then a punker? I don't know, so how do you see yourself when you get such an honorary prize from the Prime Minister? Is that even something desirable?
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Yes, I don't know. Normally there are awards that are called the awards of death. If you get them, you are relatively safe away from the window. So there are very noble things where not everyone shits on it. It doesn't matter. Come on, it doesn't matter. Let's talk a little bit about private things again.
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Isn't she a super nanny, Katharina Frank? No, it's Katharina Saalfrank.
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Singen und springen sie noch wie sonst. Tragen noch weiße Höschen.
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Von wegen des verwünschten Lieds, von wegen der Blamage. Der Alfred de Musée, der Jasenbub, der kommt an ihrer Spitze, vielleicht als Tambour und trommelt mir vor all seine schlechten Witze. So klagte der arme Vater rein, konnte sich nicht zufrieden geben. Ich sprach zu ihm manch tröstendes Wort, um ihm das Herz zu heben. O fürchte nicht, mein Vater Rhein, den spöttelnden Scherz der Franzosen.
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Alter, ich stehe den ganzen Tag und mache Fotos und Videos für Instagram. Es ist so krass einfach. Es ist so krass. Einfach... Ach, ich bin so weit weg von Deutschland. Das Einzige, was mich irgendwie an Deutschland erinnert, ist... Ich lese den Heine ja. Ich habe jetzt Deutschland in den Wintermärchen vorgelesen. Kaputt. Eins bis vier habe ich schon. Ich mache jetzt nochmal kaputt.
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Lieber Olli, liebe Hörerinnen und Hörer und alle dazwischen und außerhalb von Fest und Flauschig bei Spotify. Hier meldet sich Jan Böhmermann. Ich bin immer noch auf den niederländischen Antillen und immer noch auf Curaçao. Das ist so super hier. Hier gibt es so einen Flughafen. Man müsste mal bei YouTube gucken. Da kommen die Flugzeuge so tief.
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Sie sind die alten Franzosen nicht mehr, auch tragen sie andere Hosen. Die Hosen sind rot und nicht mehr weiß, sie haben auch andere Knöpfe, sie singen nicht mehr, sie springen nicht mehr, sie senken nachdenklich die Köpfe. Sie philosophieren und sprechen jetzt von Kant, von Fichte und Hegel. Sie rauchen Tabak, sie trinken Bier und manche schieben auch Kegel.
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Sie werden Philister, ganz wie wir, und treiben es endlich noch ärgernd. Sie sind keine Volterianer mehr, sie werden Hengstenberger. Der Alfred de Musée, das ist wahr, ist noch ein Gassenjunge. Doch fürchte nichts, wir fesseln ihm die schändliche Spötterzunge. Und trommelt er dir einen schlechten Witz, so pfeifen wir ihm einen Schlimmern.
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Wir pfeifen ihm vor, was ihm passiert, bei schönen Frauenzimmern. Gib dich zufrieden, Vater Rhein, denk nicht an schlechte Lieder. Ein besseres Lied vernimmst du bald.« Leb wohl, wir sehen uns wieder. Kaputt, 6. Den Paganini begleitete stets ein Spiritus Familiares, manchmal als Hund, manchmal in Gestalt des seligen Georg Haris. Napoleon sah einen roten Mann vor jedem wichtigen Ereignis.
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Sokrates hatte seinen Dämon, das war kein Hirnerzeugnis. Ich selbst, wenn ich am Schreibtisch saß, des Nachts habe ich gesehen, zuweilen einen vermummten Gast. unheimlich hinter mir stehen. Unter dem Mantel hielt er etwas verborgen, das seltsam blinkte, wenn es zum Vorschein kam und ein Beil, ein Richtbeil zu sein mir dünkte. Er schien von untersetzter Statur. Die Augen wie zwei Sterne.
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Er störte mich im Schreiben nie. Blieb ruhig stehen in der Ferne. Seit Jahren hatte ich nicht gesehen den sonderbaren Gesellen. Da fand ich ihn plötzlich wieder hier, in der stillen Mondnacht zu Köln. Ich schlenderte sinnend die Straßen entlang. Da sah ich ihn hinter mir gehen, als ob er mein Schatten wäre und stand ich still. So blieb er stehen. Blieb stehen, als wartete er auf was.
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Und förderte ich die Schritte, dann folgte er wieder, so kamen wir bis auf des Domplatz Mitte. Es ward mir unleidlich, ich drehte mich um und sprach, »Jetzt steh mir Rede!« Was folgst du mir auf Weg und Steg hier in der nächtlichen Öde? Ich treffe dich immer in der Stund, wo Weltgefühle sprießen, in meiner Brust und durch das Hirn die Geistesblitze schießen.
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Du siehst mich an, so stier und fest, stier Rede. Was verhüllst du hier unter dem Mantel, das heimlich blinkt? Wer bist du und was willst du? Doch jener erwiderte trockenen Tones, sogar ein bisschen phlegmatisch.
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Fünf und sechs. Und wenn ihr dann weiterlesen wollt, dann könnt ihr das gerne machen. Es ist alles frei verfügbar. Kann man in jeder Bibliothek sich rausziehen. Heine, Deutschland, ein Wintermärchen. Zur Reinigung von innen und von außen. Alle Gedanken sind schon mal gedacht worden. Alles Gute ist schon mal gesagt und alles Gute und Schlechte ist schon mal gemacht worden.
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Das ist schon krass, ne? Was für ein Gespenst hinter dem hergegangen ist. Manchmal hab ich das Gefühl, das Gespenst läuft heute noch. Aber hey, diese Gedanken, ne? Die tauschen wir mal wieder aus, wenn Fest und Flauschig zurückkommt. Im September. Bis dann. Bitte vorbereiten. Deutschland, ein Wintermärchen. Alle kaputt lesen. Und dann wird abgefragt, wenn wir wieder da sind. Tschüss Olli.
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Hier, Deutschland, ein Wintermärchen. Kaputt 5. Als ich an die Rheinbrück kam, wohl an die Hafenschanze, da sah ich fließend den Vater Rhein im stillen Mondenglanze. »Sei mir gegrüßt, mein Vater Rhein! Wie ist es dir ergangen?
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Ich habe oft an dich gedacht mit Sehnsucht und Verlangen.« So sprach ich, da hörte ich im Wasser tief gar seltsam grämliche Töne, wie Hüsteln eines alten Mannes, ein Brümmeln und weiches Gestöhne.
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Der Supernasen-Podcast mit Jan Böhmermann und Olli Schulz. Was eigentlich eine Tautologie ist, denn es gibt ja nur zwei Supernasen und das sind Olli Schulz und Jan Böhmermann. Hallo Podcast-Fans, ich bin Olli Schulz und ich bin Jan Böhmermann. Zusammen sind wir die Supernasen. Versteht nicht jeder. Nein. Das ist einer der wenigen Podcasts, die für Intellektuelle gemacht werden.
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Die Supernasen. Mit Jan Böhmermann und Olli Schulz. Immer zuerst auf Spotify, Spotify, Spotify. Spotify, Spotify.
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That it's of great relevance. And one thing, Jan, very briefly. I've been listening to these diaries for four days now. Eight hours, by the way. Just that you can listen to them for so long, it's so awesome. But you just wish it never stops. At least for me. I'm in such a warm...
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And then he says in one scene, I still have to put the book of Gerd Ledig, Reconciliation, about the Second World War and the gray and so on. He also has a very cool political attitude, I think, about everything, about Nazis and such. So he brings a few things, just things well on point.
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And this book I actually have, then I was yesterday, I just have this book for myself, because he talked about it. I have this book yesterday in an antiquarian, which is not far from me, where I always wanted to go in, I went in, asked for the book, did you have it there? And then I just got this book here.
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In 2015 or so. I was with him in his last TV appearance. I think I told you that.
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And then we had this... Look, we're doing this a little bit good again. This gag back then. He was the best in the Sesamstraße. For whom we not only received praise, but also between a classic of our Fest und Flauschig story. Our achievement, in quotation marks. Exactly. And we give him a little recognition with his work and these diaries and the praise that we do here.
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My name is Olli Schulz, a wonderful good morning also from my side. I am the co-pilot of this whole story. Will you try to drag me on the side of Jan Böhmermann through a 90-minute podcast today?
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Yes, and I also find his somewhat unselfishness written into his own diary.
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But I did an interview with his daughter. For the second book I did an interview with his daughter during the Hamburg Haber Literature Festival. And she also said, that was not an easy guy, but also very openly and honestly, I found it very nice how she dealt with it. It was a very nice evening that I had back then, I remember that very well.
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And while you keep googling, of course the audio book is available on Spotify. I hear it on Spotify. I have heard it on BookBeat, but I also find it on Spotify. Before we move on to the current topic, Jan, actually, I told you about the Italian-Swiss game and this woman next to me. The two strong women who then shot one of the viewers together.
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Yes. Which is really embarrassing and stupid, especially when you're sitting there with your child. Well, she got up, we sat next to each other the whole time, it didn't come to my mind, or rather I wrote it on a piece of paper during the summer vacation with all the stories that I want to tell, because I somehow changed my mind a few times.
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And this woman, she lives in Hamburg, was born in Oldenburg, is half German, half Swiss and her name is Rachel Rynast. I hope I'm pronouncing it right. Rachel, not Rachel. Rachel Rhinast. And she's currently still playing for the Amateurs, but she's actually a Sky commentator. And I think she's a very pleasant person. We sent each other voice messages. And maybe we'll go for a coffee.
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She messaged me on Instagram and made a little story that I shared. And very warm greetings to Rachel Rinas. It was really nice that you messaged me. It was also a bit uncomfortable for me, because a few people want to misunderstand something like that. Olli, I'll help you when you're looking, if you don't get these women out of your head.
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I wanted to go into your hands again today, because I thought that would be a Jan Böhmermann broadcast. I talked a lot in the last broadcast. Many say, give Böhmermann a little more time to breathe. No, I want to hold back today.
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She was just cool for her courage and for being a nice person who sat next to me. And we saw this game together. And somehow I remembered it and just thought it was cool. And that's all. And you don't have to make more of it now. People sometimes send me, oh sometimes I get so much mail and so many things too. Kilometer-long things about social injustice and other things.
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We could actually do five podcasts, Jan. Four, where we just read the letters from all our listeners. But of course we can't do that. But thank you very much. I try to read as much as possible. And a lot is already filtered out for my Hiwi, who always pre-works my post at Olli Schulz's address and deletes it.
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From which you think, you don't have to read that, you shouldn't read that, that's crap anyway. But it's still a lot of stuff that I get in mail. We will never underline everything here.
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It's like a scene where planes fly over the city. No, it's not a documentary.
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I'm the one who risks more in road traffic, but at the moment I haven't been flashed once since I got my driver's license again. What do you mean?
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In three months, Jan. In three months. I think I've been flashed since January 1st or January 1st. No, I don't know. At some point I got this driver's license again. And since then I've been driving much more carefully. This MPU, I really got stuck with it.
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Yes, and as you just said, this song, that everyone was like, here we have a coffee cup, here we go again. Everyone has brought that, everyone who wears a sense of humor has used this case or maybe a reel has been tinkered with.
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But that's not publicly legal, it doesn't exist. Oh, for the publicly legal ones. Is Arte actually publicly legal? Yes, of course. German-French culture. Arte, definitely not. To be honest, the ranking list of Arte is the most important broadcaster for me.
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Because if I want to see a documentary in the evening and I don't know what I want to see, or if I've watched 10 minutes on Amazon, Disney or something else and can't decide for anything, I just go to Arte and watch a documentary about some goat herds in Mongolia or something. Honestly, that's really escapism that I like. And Dreisat still has strong things.
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When I talked to this strict psychologist and she really looked deep into my soul, I realized, again, you don't want to let it all go over you. That's why it was really cutting-edge. But let's talk about the normal things right away. Jan, how was your week? You look tired.
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And what can really go away, I think I would somehow get a fusion between WDR, hr3, bayern3 and n3.
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Stump, right? But then you don't have the golden hands anymore. These live broadcasts once a year. You know, that should be shown somewhere else.
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I thought it was from a colleague of the broadcaster.
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Then you're just a beta version of yourself. If you look at alpha, you'll be made into beta shit. Exactly, really. You can't do that. So in my opinion, this alpha-beta...
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And then comes the bingo bear on NDR. The fat one.
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Bleibte. Gemütliche. Gemütliche. Der Bingo-Bär. Ich mag den ja gerne. Ich auch. Macht ihr das noch, der Bingo-Bär?
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Nobody knows that either. The bingo players won't remember that. I think so too. But the bingo, there's already in the NDR, you can't say otherwise, these NDR Nordstories and such, I really like to watch them too. And I've already done a few things for the NDR that I always look at myself. No, but I think they already have good things, but you could, so HR3, for example, I never watch.
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It's a pity actually, because I always go to people with a friendly and open arm and a smile on my face. Me too. But that doesn't always work. Jan, one thing I have to tell you now. Last Saturday we recorded the show relatively early. What do I traditionally do after every show? Shit. Shit. I go to the toilet. And what do I do when I shit? What do we all do? What do you do?
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What do we all do when we shit? We scroll. Doomscrolling. Until we've seen everything. Until everything is finished. Then it goes down from the toilet. I want to make Instagrammers. Suddenly I get the message, we have blocked your account, Olli Schulz. Because of what? Other Instagram users can't see your account at the moment and you can't use it. What?
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You have 180 days time to make a claim against our decision. Your account or its activities do not violate our community guidelines against sexually motivated contact between adults. So you didn't break it or you broke it against them? We didn't break it. But then, because of that we closed your account. Then I made a claim.
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And then there were examples of parts of porn to offer sex in this way and then to ask. Or describing sex or sexual harassment to demand sexual activities. Or leading sexual entertainment to offer sex and then to ask. Then I made this claim.
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And then there was a statement and he said, we have received the statement and it will also be rejected, your account is closed. And then I didn't know what to do anymore. I didn't know what to do. What did you do?
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Before we come to the resolution, I then desperately called all kinds of people to see if anyone had contact with Instagram.
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At the moment you know someone from Instagram, because I thought you were also someone who might know someone. But you didn't help me either. No, because I have nothing to do with sex. Then I found someone, greetings to Heiko, who works at Instagram. I got an email from my management and he said, I'll take care of it.
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Then he didn't contact me the whole Saturday, the whole Sunday and Monday morning it still didn't work. And then I thought, So either someone hacked me and the police will come and put their hands on me and something will happen, or it's a sign that social media is simply over.
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Because I was thinking for a moment, you know what, if this thing doesn't work anymore, then I'll shit on the 530,000 followers that I've collected over the decades. And just stop with it. Really. I'm not going to fight for it now, I'm too weak for it. For that, social media is all too negative, too many crazy things.
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Maybe it will bring me a little more peace in my soul, although I'm really doing the minimal at the moment on Instagram. But then, Monday afternoon, the message came and it was released. And the whole thing, now you can tell. What was it?
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I just wrote here, account lock. We were able to reactivate the profile in the night to today. What happened? The profile description of the profile had a funny remark, which was not taken as a joke by our content review team, or was understood. I had written there, Everyone says he's a video creator and a musician and this and that and a writer and an artist. But for me, my nudes are in profile.
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Because every time I post something, there are things like, what is long and wet? Why aren't they locked up? That's always the case with me. Yeah. Yeah. Take it badly. But somehow it didn't go through the control on Instagram. And my account was locked for 96 hours.
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Yes. But one thing I can tell you, I was cool all the time, because as far as that is concerned, I have a pure conscience. I think we talked about it in one of our first broadcasts 13 years ago, Faustregel, if you don't want the pictures of Pimmel to be on the internet. Send no pimple pictures. Send no pimple pictures.
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If you don't want women to sue you for sexually harassing them, just don't sexually harass women. Just don't do that. That's the big life hack. Actually, just behave reasonably, respectfully. Send no pimple things, no dick things. And since I've never done that, I thought, okay, what's next? How do you want me to behave now?
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I really thought someone hacked me and uploaded porn stuff on it and I have to explain myself for that. That would have been the only thing. In retrospect, everything went well.
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I've been confronted the whole last week with these things that you do that don't really make much fun of you. I had to report to the civil service, Jan.
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And until then you have to somehow get yourself a lawyer and the sexual offense because of you somehow. I can't explain it to you, Olli, but it has already reached the press, although we don't even know what's going on there.
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Just like that again, but I mean, the truth has actually died on the internet. Yesterday, to jump on the subject briefly, yesterday the singer of One Direction died, did you notice that?
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Three days ago he fell from the balcony in Argentina. And before everything was really cleared up, there was a video on the internet that was already played to me in my reels, allegedly by him and his wife one hour before this accident, which turned out to be a lie, which was from a completely different vacation. But everyone was like, hey, conspiracy, he didn't just die like that and so on.
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And because it all has such a speed, it's just incredibly difficult to find out the truth about things or anything else. On day 24, from this story that I told, there will be something, a hit song that will make you feel like... I have the feeling that if we address them directly, they won't feel like it.
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You know that I'm moved. But it's been forever. But it's just not that easy to get a so-called appointment at the civil service. Because there are no appointments. You can't just go there, get a note from them and then re-register. Because somehow they're all...
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Unbelievable. Unbelievable, exactly. Böhmermann is shocked.
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You don't want to hang out of the window. But greetings. I want some music on the Fidi and Bumsi. Finally. I've been wanting to put it on for weeks. So first of all, I was with my daughter yesterday at L.A. Cool J. L.A. Cool J? No, but I'll talk about that in a moment. At Lizzy McAlpine's concert, which she played yesterday in the Uber Eats Arena. Not in the Uber Arena, but in the Uber Eats Arena.
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Is that another arena or what? That's the small hall, there are about three or five of them. And it was one of the quietest and most relaxed concerts I've seen in a long time. I like her very much anyway. She's the opposite, I think. She's a completely introverted, shy person on stage who doesn't know exactly what she wants to say. And I think the audience also felt very addressed.
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When I went to the men's toilet, I thought I was the first man on the toilet today. There was a big female surplus there. And also a lot of, in my opinion, introverted people. And it's so nice, a concert where the cell phone is rarely picked up, in my opinion. The people all fall into it. And that she's an artist, which we sometimes forget.
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We're both two guys who open their mouths, go on stage and do it completely free of... with an understanding of how to do it.
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And from time to time with overconfidence or something else. And then there are completely different people who go on stage, who let their music speak, who don't dare to say much or who don't know what they want to say. And such people are also totally important for the people who are also like that, who are introverted, who have turned into themselves.
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And it was a totally beautiful, unrestrained evening. It was totally fun for me. But I already put Lizzie McAlpine with two songs on the list, so I don't do that. But now I come to the record that has been holding me in my breath for weeks. The Force by LL Cool J, the hip-hop legend. A completely different topic, but I've always been a fan of LL Cool J. I saw him live in 1990 or 89.
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Now it's digital, yes, because it's completely collapsed. But that has just crossed itself with my appointment, which I got three weeks ago. You get a six-digit number, you have to be at 10.47 a.m. in the civil service, where was that, where I was? Pankow, I think. Bürgeramt Pankow or Spandau? Pankow, Pankow.
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He was still very young. He was one of the first artists on the legendary label Def Jam, which was founded by Rick Rubin. He was on his first record in 1985 or 86. Rick Rubin had just founded the label for the Beastie Boys, which he produced at the time. And then LL Cool J, 16 years old, his demo, I just found a great interview with Rick Rubin, which just came out, where he talks about it.
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LL Cool J sent his first demo to Rick Rubin and Rick Rubin heard it and said, hey, I have a little studio here, come on, we'll record your record, come by. LL Cool J, 16 years old, rings in the studio, Rick Rubin opens and the first thing LL Cool J says, fuck, I thought you were black. And he was like, no, I don't want to. And I was so sure, you're a black guy and we're doing hip-hop here.
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And then he met this full-fledged, really weird guy, Rick Rubin, and made his first records with him, which are all legendary, especially the second one with I Need Love. And LL Cool J also had phenomenal records in the 90s.
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Something like a phenomenon and had real hits and somehow always had a great career, was always incredibly sympathetic to me and his new record that somehow mixes modern sounds with old school hip hop and I just put the song Black Coat Suit featuring Zona Jobati on it. The last two minutes of this song where he changes so musically and she sings like that He is so fat, I love that.
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He could have gone four minutes longer. I love the whole record. I also love the song with Eminem that he did. Nas is on the record. Rick Ross is on the record. Busta Rhymes, all the old heroes. I'm talking way too little about 90s hip-hop here, about the golden age. When I was a real fan of Wu-Tang, when I saw Busta Rhymes in the powerhouse in Hamburg and a lot of great hip-hop bands.
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It is so that hip-hop doesn't reach me as much as it did back then. But LL Cool J with his new record, that's a really, really, really good record. And listen to that song, listen to the rest of the record, I have to put it on the list. In addition, an artist was sent to me, I heard it last night, Lola Young. I thought it was totally good, with the song Messi.
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I'm sure you'll get this one from her too. She already has 1.9 million fans, I think, on Spotify. I would like to put it on the list. And then the artist McGee. How many miles? McGee gives very few interviews, also a very introverted guy. Also made a really great record. How many miles by McGee. McGee written M-K and then G-E-E.
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And these are my tips for today's show, or rather my little selection. I can't put everything on what you send me, but you should listen to these three songs. And Jan definitely has something.
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I was at the Bürgeramt, checked everything at 10.47 am, because I didn't want to be too late. I sat in the overcrowded waiting room and these six-digit numbers were counted. Of course, I was already there at 10.30 am, because I didn't want to miss it, not at all. Because I'm not sure how often this number is shown again, if you're not there on time at 10.47 am.
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I heard the new Coldplay album and I want to say one thing. Coldplay is now music for people who are not that interested in music. Wasn't that always the case? No, the first two albums are sensational and live they also have an incredible power with the armbands and so, but it's unbearable to listen to this shit again.
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And then another one can say to me, hey, that's a pop band in the meantime, but when I hear that, I get cold shits. I could talk about it for 20 minutes now, I don't want to. But Chris Martin, the song when he came together with Gwyneth Paltrow, that's what he needed artistically. To be honest, because then there was only Vogue, then there was organic soup cooking for Instagram.
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Oh, Vogue. Vogue. Then here's another picture. Not with Vogue, not with... Yeah, Vogue. Ah, the Vogue. Vogue, exactly. Vogue. The Vogue. Then here, then here, the sweetest couple and so on. They haven't been together for a long time. The problem is, Coldplay tried everything. They even made another band record five years ago. But even that sucks.
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Somehow the magic came to their hands, which they had on their first sensational, still audible, good record. But who am I to decide that? Yes, but you have canceled it now. Officially it is now considered... Here, day 24. Olli Schulz cancels Coldplay. Too bad. Such a controversial band, but... Offset ban. Berlin ban. Olli Schulz and Flair give Coldplay a Berlin ban. Okay.
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By the way, Frede, that was your intro today.
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Also habe ich mich da früh hingesetzt und es war 10.47 Uhr, meine Nummer kam nicht. Es war 10.57 Uhr, meine Nummer kam nicht. Es war 11.07 Uhr, meine Nummer kam nicht. Es war 11.17 Uhr, meine Nummer kam immer noch nicht. Ich bin dann in die lange Schlange, habe ich mich angestellt, zur Information. Es gibt auch eine sogenannte Information.
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They are also really colored in a strange way.
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My diet has changed completely. An English breakfast in the morning with eggs, beans and these fat sausages, the day is over for me. Then I get diarrhea and have to go straight to the toilet. The gut doesn't take it anymore. I need a muesli in the morning. I've become a muesli eater. Do you also snuggle a few meters of tires with chia seeds, with everything around it?
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If it wasn't so Kai Pflaume-like, then I would like to photograph people's breakfast plates in the morning and then write delicious things about it.
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Ja, immer noch gerne. Darüber reden wir dann nochmal. Weil das, was du gerade besprochen hast, das bringt uns nämlich gleich nach der Pause zu einer Lieblingsrubrik. Und zwar die großen fünf machen wir heute mal wieder. Deswegen alle zu Hause nochmal schön jetzt Füße putzen, sich aufs Bett packen. Hier kommt eure Lieblingsrubrik. Und wir machen ganz kurz Pause erstmal. Bis gleich.
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Exactly. It's really, I was, and I've already sweated again, I'm not made for such things. There are certain things, standing in a snake for a long time in a bio-company, I'm not the type for this. And just like at the civil service office.
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While you probably already hurt your ears from all this babbling here, it's tight and fluffy. Your favorite podcast on Sunday or on Monday or Tuesday.
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That's a bit of self-pity, if you really think you're listening to podcasts from assholes. You can only do that for a short period of time, you don't last long. Do you have podcasts from people who listen to you in the park?
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Yeah, you did that once, but now, especially in the abundance of information, or I wouldn't even follow who I should hate right now and who is right now.
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You don't necessarily belong in there. As long as it goes halfway, you don't have to go in there either, I think.
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15 years ago, when we met, or even longer ago, we sent each other YouTube videos or something. In the meantime, we send each other photos of vegan sausage.
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That you don't want to share here either. But in the meantime, it's really... Yes, our relationship has changed significantly. If you look at the progress. From time to time there are still a few outbreaks or something. Yes, that's right.
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Exactly, because you also know, when you discuss things here, that's partly also a pity, for example, with such influencers that you discover or similar, where we once talked about the Sausolidus guys, who you immediately caught up with.
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But at the same time it's like, Böhmermann, come to my age. That's our friendly way of saying that something amuses us here. And it's usually not as mean as some people think it is. I think it's also because of your reputation, especially you with your bitsy TV style.
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Sometimes it's a pity, sometimes I would say something about a reel or someone I've discovered, but he would immediately take the excerpt and then Böhmermann and Schulz would front me.
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But look, we all have a little Thomas Gottschalk. Before the break... And he's getting bigger and bigger, Thomas Gottschalk. The little Thomas Gottschalk in one. What I said before the break about Coldplay, when some say, man, check it out, the band just wants to make other music, you don't like that, but accept it instead of complaining. Are you Thomas Gottschalk or what? How Thomas Gottschalk?
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Yeah, I was just thinking if you've ever done something like that in your life. No, why?
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Yes, back then, as Led Zeppelin, it was a very big number. You know, it's always tragic. Time goes on. At some point you become a tragic victim of time.
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Yes, how else? How else? I turn around as often as you do. My manager. Your manager gets a full power from you. And then he calls me. That doesn't work at all. It was on Stern TV that you somehow pulled out such a strange full power. You remember those real estate stories that I made with the Rambo clan in Berlin? You mean these numbers? That's also cool. That's the question with Abu Shaka.
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Is Tashim the one who was in your cooking show? He was in the cooking show, exactly. Turkish family background.
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Turkish Oldenburger background. He talks a lot about his mother, I think. I think I've seen a few videos of him. I think he's funny.
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Hast du doch mal gesagt, dass du die Leuchte des Nordens bist. Ich bin nicht die Leuchte des Nordens. Hast du gesagt, ey, sag mal Olli. Ich hab mal einen internen Preis gekriegt. Weißt du, was du bist, Jan? Der beste Moderator des Festum Flauschig. Für viele Menschen in Ostdeutschland. Spiel mal ab, was du für viele Menschen in Ostdeutschland sagst.
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Let's jump to Bushido. He got 50% Arafat. But the question is whether he also made the transfer for Bushido. Or if he just spent the money. Or Bushido to Arafat at some point says, here, I'm moving. You have to transfer me.
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But then you do something for it instead of just being annoyed.
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And then I'll take a picture of me with the e-bike. Then I'll be back on Instagram. Olli on a bike, man. Like Affe on a bike, the motorbike lady, you know, the biker. Then there's Olli on a bike.
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Yes, on an e-bike. Biking is my great passion, to be honest. Then listen to nice music, flick through the streets, everyone sees me for a short time. Hey, was that Olli Schulz on a bike? But I was too fast, you didn't recognize me exactly. And I think that's awesome. The thing is that they lock down the bikes at 25 kilometers.
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And then I know guys, that's like back then, that's a bit of an old school, like with a moped, where you drilled up, where you milled the engine yourself and made the moped faster. And you can supposedly do that with the e-bikes too. That's the red light on the street.
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Of course, you haven't changed for a long time. But now I have to tell you briefly. Then I got employed in this gang and I always ran from this gang back into the waiting room to see if my number was on when it rang. But it wasn't on. And then at some point I was in this gang, in this info, and then I came to Ms. Karnitz. I would like to thank Ms. Karnitz very much at this point.
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Apropos few clicks, now many clicks, before I forget, I have about you, Jackie, the biggest rock and roller in Germany, the documentation, so many people looked at it, wrote to me that they were so happy about Jackie, the original, which died in 2005, I think, from the Sanderstraße, in the house in which I once lived, upstairs in the apartment at Peter Domsch, where we also shot with Joko and Klaas.
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The Buddy Day number, where they spent the night with me. Well, Jackie got a lot of hearts. He was a difficult guy, I think, too. But he was a special guy, one that is no longer made like that. And if you want some bonus material, then google Jackie's pilgrimage. There's a friend with Jackie, two years after the documentary you've all seen.
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made another trip, everything is now filmed in Lobatzstadt, to the Grapp von Elvis and Jackie wanted to sing a song at the Grapp von Elvis, but was not allowed, the security forces were not allowed, it was unfeeling, but then he recorded something in the Sun Studios, Sun Records Studios and you can see him driving through Memphis, playing with his guitar, it's very sweet and it's a little bonus material if Jackie has also inspired you so much.
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Exactly. So Jan, and now we're coming back today. After the summer break, the very first time. The first time, indeed. It's about this here.
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Liebe Grüße auch von mir, Frau Karnitz. Ich habe Sie in meine Gebete eingeschlossen in den letzten Abenden, weil Frau Karnitz hat in meinen panischen Augen und auf meiner durchgeschwitzten Stirn erkannt, dass dieser Mann nicht mehr für längere Zeit hier in diesem Bürgeramt zu gebrauchen ist. Und hat dann gesagt, wissen Sie was, das machen wir jetzt schnell hier. Weil ich sehe, Sie sind fertig.
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I sent it to you, but I passed it on to you. You had to do it briefly because I didn't have it here on site.
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I think the big things that get left behind, there are a lot of them. That get worse and worse when you leave them. The ones that get worse and worse. Even if you stay lying. We can say that like that. Even if you stay lying. And I'll start with my place 5. It's a thing that you probably also know. I think it's a question of religion. I'm of the opinion
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that you open gummy bears directly and then eat them. If they are hard, I don't like them. But there are people that I personally know who even put the gummy bears in the fridge so that they are extra hard. But I think gummy bears that you leave and I know that's a question of faith. There are people who only eat them like that. But that's for gummies.
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You think, oh, too bad, now they're already so hard. That's my place five.
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I already had that on place 3 with me, but I thought you never had it as bad as I did. No, I was never someone who didn't open bills or pushed them.
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Before you start screaming here, she then got angry and then in the queue, the others had to wait behind me for five minutes, she did it quickly, she called me, put the sticker on my back on my Perso and did it all. I want to say at this point, Ms. Karnitz is a really great woman, she really did a great job and works as a citizen at Pankow.
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And then they didn't see that at all, because you transferred a different sum and had to...
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In the 90s, in my time as a Dabender artist, who didn't have his life under control, my mailbox was partly a conglomerate of video warnings for unannounced films, for blacklisting, HVV bills and also rent or health insurance. And that was getting more and more, it was getting more and more collected. There were more and more warnings. There was Dr. 1000 back then.
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Dr. Dausend, the lawyer Dr. Dausend. In cash? In cash. And then you're at home, then this number comes and those were really unpleasant times, partly.
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My number 4 are the bread rolls in the tank. There's only a certain time span where you can... I didn't want to talk about bread rolls directly, but there's the bread roll that has been my companion for years. For breakfast in the morning, I would say two and a half bread rolls. I think that's good at the gas station, when they offer that you can add salt and chili corns. Certain tanks do that.
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Chili corns on top, then nicely driven somewhere, and the two on the center console of your car, and then a cold coke in the morning.
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It was the breakfast of the champions back then for me. Don't do it, guys.
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And then there's this time when you're in such a... Tanks are unfortunately not like that in Germany. So sometimes there's this glass showcase at a gas station. You're somewhere on the land, land gas station. And then there's only one half-matte bread. You can decide half-matte bread or a roll-on beefy or something. But otherwise there's nothing more. There's nothing.
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And then you eat that and it just tastes like shit. There's already such a hard crust on top. And then you eat a bite and think, I could have saved that. And then you still eat it in the car. And then you shit really bad later on.
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And I hope that someone will send her this message, because she really got me out of a strange thing. I had asked at the Förtner before. I was so desperate. I was at the Förtner and said, is this really going to move forward? My number should come half an hour ago. And then he looked up and said, they're always hanging here. They're always hanging here. And I said, all right, thank you.
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I just have one spot that is overgrown and there is sometimes air coming down there and once a day it goes in so deep.
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Hey Jan, you're talking out of my mind. I was at the dentist. It's down there. Don't lie, Olli. It's getting worse. But the dentist said, I don't see anything. I said, yes, it hurts.
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Do it. Do it. I don't think so. I'm with Juri outside, everything is so beautiful. We're in the forest, suddenly it pulls so deep into the jaw and I can't exactly define whether it's that tooth or that tooth. And oh, it annoys me. Sometimes I'm really wild to think, tear it all out and put a Stefan Raab bite in it.
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So that he can put on a different armor every now and then. Yes, as a joke, as a funny joke.
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Yes, but he got such a crazy, through this huge bite, such a jaw.
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Well, and then Ms. Karnitz solved it for me and I'm now re-registered. That was once such a, that's what I'm then, the rest of the day I go on the sofa and say, I'm so done with this action.
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Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I also think that sometimes I think, just once, full of anesthesia, wake up, a new bite and never again problems. There are definitely such possibilities. Yeah. But... No, I don't. We're still here to define the big five today. It's about the big five things that won't get better if you let them lie down or you just lie down yourself.
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There was already talk about the family, I'm sure I'll pick up my third place, Jan. It's about, you're at a family party, you're at grandma's, aunt's, the married ones, at any of them and it's a family party and there's still so much cake left.
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And then you let yourself be swaggered, you let yourself be swaggered, this plate with aluminum foil, with aluminum foil, where then so seven, eight pieces and you say, no, first of all you don't want to take anything with you. Then you let yourself be swaggered, to take two pieces with you.
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And then you say, okay, two pieces, but not more. And then when you go out in the hallway, you get this tablet with eight pieces on it that you never wanted to have. And then you say, yes, otherwise it will be bad for us. And then you have clear sight before you. And in the worst case, you put it on the back seat of the car, get out of the house and leave the car. Forget it.
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Then there are still the phases where I haven't bought anything and I think, oh, now something sweet. Oh, I still have the cakes in the car. And then you eat half of it and think, oh, no, that's way too much. Strawberry slices, what's that, the Danube wave and so on. And then he stands at your living room on the table or on the window sill. And then he stays there.
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He lands everywhere with me, but not where he belongs, namely in the kitchen. And then you keep eating. And every time the pleasure gets worse. And at some point it's just like that, the relatives are never allowed to know, the rest just ends up in the trash. And that's not cool either. But the origin of this story is that so much is pushed on you, that you don't want to have so much.
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That you just don't say no at the decisive moment.
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For example. Or... Hey Jan, perfect, my place is right next to it. The topic of separation, for example, I always do it like this.
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Can I hang on to my second place right away? Definitely. I wrote down my second place, because they are dispute mails. And that is mails when you have argued with someone and then you leave the mail again because you want to improve it the next day. And then it happened to me a few times that these mails, where you wanted to be clear, but you also wanted to point it out, bring it to the point.
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So it always helps me to write it down and I always think tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip
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Most of the time, or always. But that's the case with everything. The longer you look at a fight or something and the days and the anger pass, then everything is irrelevant at some point. And then you don't send anything off anymore.
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That's also because I maintain a so-called e-mail friendship with a few people. I don't like that either. I don't like to sit on the computer for a long time to write e-mails. That's all. Then I always think, I want to play guitar for you or do something else. Let's get to number one. No, no, no, no, I don't have my number two.
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Just the word social worker. One of these Christian holidays and simply an honorary day for all people who work in social services, who work in offices in the civil service, who have to be insulted all day long or anything else they ask, from guys like me who are being harassed when they actually get there. Social workers, that's the word. Sachbearer, sachbearer.
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And when I think... I haven't eaten swedish cake in a long time.
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The McDonald's coffee, you could drive from Berlin to Hamburg and it was still hot.
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Yeah, I know that one, too. That's why the kids in Guatemala are all flipped over.
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Yeah, yeah. But I also won during the car ride because it was so shitty. No, I've never done that. I've never done that.
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Maybe two or three days a year that we really honor people who are really important or in positions that are much too little considered. And then we all stand up like Boris Becker on the roof, on the balcony and clap together.
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I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. When you meet a Cologne guy like Micky Beisenherz, you're really taken in.
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Ein Klassenclown im Klassenkampf. Böhmermann, was nun? Der Klassenclown im Klassenkampf. Ja, jahrelang der Fürsprecher gewesen.
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We laugh. To the first place, come on. Of course it will happen. It's like with everything. The Vogue will also improve, refine. The Vogue eats its children. The Vogue eats its children. On the first place, the top five things that won't get better if you let them lie down, or that's why I'm on it. Stop, very briefly.
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Oh, happy birthday to you. Yes, thank you, Jan. Let me continue. It just doesn't get better if you don't start doing some stretching exercises, doing something for your body. You go bent, you go like the Glockner from Notre Dame. That looks shit. It takes an hour. I think I've already gone through the biggest suffering story with my back.
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It sometimes takes up to 1-2 hours until you have no more pain in your back in the morning, if you don't do something. And it looks shit. And even if you're surrounded a lot by media jobs or similar things with young people and you always only talk about your back, you won't be an interesting person. That's also something you have to agree with yourself in silence. Either you go somewhere like...
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You can see it in people. I can see it in people, whether they have bandages or something else, because I went through it myself. That's why I'm telling you, there are things that we men, as well as women, have to examine at a certain age or where we have to fight against.
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That's back pain, that's bowel cancer, that's all those things that you have to do at some point, because they won't get better if you don't do anything for it. So not for bowel cancer, but against bowel cancer, of course. But back pain is my number one.
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You have to go down with the whole bucket anyway. I don't use plastic bags anymore. The organic waste comes directly into such a basket. And when it soaks through there, it's in the kitchen right away. That's why the organic waste is taken away from me once a day. Really? Do you have such disciplined... Yes. And it's on the bottom of the basket? Or how do I do that? No, we peel potatoes every day.
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We peel carrots every day. All this stuff comes in. I have a small container. I do it on the compost, so to speak. Do you know what I mean? Yes.
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Every evening before I start to make dinner and to eat, I go once with the tennis racket ordered from Thailand, the electric shocker, over the compost and I'm happy to kill 20 little fruit flies. Perverse. And that's a little dark side. The human has flown to the moon.
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We talk so much, I don't know, it's like an old dementia, that we just repeat ourselves and talk about things. Jan, at the end of the show, I would also like to read a little mail after you read it. I have an e-mail here. Recently I was in a live broadcast, you haven't heard of it yet, made strong for the menstrual cup for women, although I don't menstruate myself.
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But so many women wrote to me that this is really a game changer, consumes little garbage and of course, but you can hear everything about it, I think, if we watch this live broadcast.
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Richtig, dass einer von uns krank ist. Ich habe noch von Lukas eine Mail bekommen. Lieber Olli, lieber Jan, ich weiß natürlich nicht, ob und wie ihr euch bereits damit auskennt, aber als ich diesen Trick das erste Mal hörte, dachte ich mir, wow, das muss doch eigentlich zu dem kleinen Einmaleins der Schnedelträger gehören. Ich nenne sie da einfach halber mal Mann im Folgenden.
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Es geht um den berühmten letzten Tropfen nach dem Urinieren. Wir kennen es alle. Siebenmal geschüttelt, im Kreis gedreht, auf den Beinen gehüpft und trotzdem geht der letzte Tropfen in die Hose. Der Griff des heiligen Johannes ist die Lösung. Ein beherzter Griff unter den Hoden und mit zwei Fingern kräftig auf den Damm drücken. You know it, of course, the part between the scrotum and the sputum.
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The sputum is the rectum, right? Yeah, the sputum is the rectum. Or also between the sac and the buttock. There runs the hair tube, in which the last drop falls, and which you can promote with a pressure to the outside. After that, of course, washing your hands. Super many men who still don't do that after the toilet. But that's not all.
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You're supposed to do the push-up, but you're supposed to wash your hands. So that helps to get the last drops out. But that's not all. It can also play a role in masturbation and sexual intercourse, because in the orgasm of the man, the sperm is pumped out through the same channels. If you press it hard during the orgasm, the sperm is not transported outside, but into the bladder.
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So to speak, at the intersection to the back and at the next urination. In addition, pressing can also stimulate and above all, no acidity. Maybe you already know that. But maybe not. Then I can give some listeners something more. It has changed my world in any case. I love to hear your show. Greetings, Lukas.
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Hey, mom, can I still look at the spundloch from the 70s?
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I also think it's a shame. We'll probably talk about it again, not at the end of the show, but we'll talk about it. We're both HelloSpencer fans. That will be another topic here. That's it for today. Thank you very much for being with us again. When we talk to each other about the head and collar, we share our most secret wishes with you, our longings, but also talk about Spundloch.
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And that's why we wish you a nice week. Thank you for listening and say... Have a nice week. See you next time. Hear you next time.
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But I read it in the book, Jan, and I can really tell you, it's really not good. It's tragic. It's just tragic to see that he didn't really get out of the horizon at some point. is, let's say, in the sunset and makes a nice life somewhere and can form his own thoughts.
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And now there is of course such a very stupid game between people who talk about it, about the obvious, what can be seen there, people who now say, yes, look here, like this old man and that, that is also clear. But shouldn't you just not thematize it that much? I mean, the online media all need discussion material every day.
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And of course, if you look at these old recordings, how he's sitting on the sofa, how he's touching Veronica Ferris or someone else, it's absolutely embarrassing. And back then you didn't even notice that. But I think at the moment there are so many worse things and important things. And maybe, well, he wants promo, right? He wrote this book, then you have to say, he really wants it.
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Exactly, and about that there might be another recap in a year, you know, where you can see everything again. Back then, how was it with Thomas Gottschalk? Everything is being mocked and also the Spiegel has to keep its readers entertained. You can only do that with these reports that are currently being discussed completely.
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The third day books are coming out and they treat the time between 2000 and 2001. And then I think, that's not that long ago. That's 23, 24 years ago. But you still think, fuck 2000, I was 27. And I just moved to Bremen, Bremermoor, between Bremen and Bremerhaven. Fuck, that's just 24 years ago.
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And then from time to time, he has, I think, what I really like about him is, sometimes he describes something, he says, yes, I saw this and that, this advertising, the people think now you have to do that. And then he just says, these fuckers.
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Da habe ich mir bei Amazon einen Drogentest bestellt, weil ich mal wissen wollte, wie lange das dauert, bis du das Marihuana aus deinem Körper raus bist. Ich habe schon aufgehört, bevor es legalisiert wurde. Das muss man mal sagen. Lame. Lame, wirklich.
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Und dann hab ich, das ist ein paar Jahre jetzt schon her, mir diese Dinger gekauft und hab da immer in so eine kleine Tasse gepisst und hab dann den Drogentester reingehalten. Und du kannst sieben verschiedene Drogenarten, also von Speed, Amphetamine, Heroin und auch Marihuana und noch ein paar mehr, keine Ahnung, Drogen, die mir gar nicht so bekannt sind.
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Und dann habe ich immer in dieses Urin-Ding das reingehalten und es hat Wochen gedauert, bis Marihuana, bis sich das ganze Marihuana aus den Ecken meines Körpers gelöst hatte und tatsächlich ich wirklich wieder ein sauberer Mann war.
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Und ich habe total Panik gehabt, dass dann irgendwie ich dadurch irgendwann mal in eine Kontrolle komme oder so, obwohl ich seit Wochen nicht mehr Marihuana zu mir genommen habe, dass da irgendwie nochmal das entdeckt wird. Und ich glaube, rate mal, ich glaube es hat drei Monate gedauert. So lange? Unglaublich.
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Ja, ehrlich gesagt, ich glaube momentan, ich habe keine Ahnung, wir sind seit einem Jahr, glaube ich, legal. Ich habe noch nicht einen Coffeeshop gesehen. Es gibt ja immer noch so komische Möglichkeiten und irgendwie finde ich es auch ganz gut. Ich fand es letztes Jahr in New York ist es ja auch inzwischen legal. Es riecht an jeder Ecke in New York nach Marihuana.
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Das habe ich hier in Berlin nicht erlebt. Ich war mir sicher, jetzt würden alle Leute mit einem Joint im Maul in einer Bio-Company einen bedienen oder ähnliches. Also alle die Leute, von denen man eh denkt, dass die kiffen. Aber nix. Weil es da irgendwie noch andere Schlupflöcher gibt. Aber wir sind auch kein Drogen-Podcast, der das jetzt hier genau beleuchten sollte.
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Weißt du was, das ist witzig, dass du das gerade sagst. Ich habe vor einer Woche oder vor zehn Tagen mir in der ARD-Mediathek die fünfteilige Sarah Wagenknecht-Dokumentation angeguckt. Fünf Teile? Ja, fünf Teile. Aber das ist inzwischen auch... Da merkt man auch, guck mal, heute loben wir immer die ARD-Mediathek.
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Jede Folge geht nicht länger als 25 Minuten, weil die wissen, die Aufmerksamkeitsspanne hat durch Internet, durchs Rumscrollen und so einfach abgeabbt. Und man kann nicht länger gucken und so... Binst du das dann einfach innerhalb von, also guckst du dann einfach durch. Und das war ein wirklich interessantes Porträt. Kam nicht jedem nur empfehlen, das anzugucken.
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Und hat auch so ein bisschen das Faszinierende an Sarah Wagenknecht enthüllt. Und zwar immer dagegen zu sein. Immer irgendwie zu sagen, dann mache ich halt mein eigenes Ding. Und das sind frühe Aufnahmen von ihr zu sehen aus den 90er Jahren, wo sie sich dann, also ich sag's jetzt mal ganz plakativ, der DDR hinterherweint, beziehungsweise nicht dem Unrechtsstaat, aber dem Gemeinschaftsgefühl.
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Und damit kommt sie natürlich wahnsinnig gut im Osten an. Immer noch früher war es doch gar nicht so schlecht, wir hatten ja gute Möglichkeiten. Sie hat aber keine zukunfts-, nach vorne gewandte Perspektive, die sie irgendwie mit sich bringt, sondern erst mal ist sie vor allem dagegen. Da hat sie was mit Oskar Lafontaine irgendwie gleich.
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Und dann hat sie natürlich, es war ein riesiger Verlust für die Linke, dass sie da rausgegangen ist, genauso wie es ein riesiger Verlust damals war, als Oskar Lafontaine gekränkt von Eitelkeiten irgendwie die SPD verlassen hat, irgendwie einen großen Schlag Leute mitgenommen haben. Ich habe ein wirklich gutes Interview, ich glaube, auf Spiegel Online mit Franz Müntefering gesehen,
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wo der meint, dass er das Oskar Lafontaine nie vergessen wird, also verzeihen wird, dass der ausgekränkt von seiner Eitelkeit irgendwie der SPD so zugesetzt hat. Und nicht anders war es bei Sarah Wagenknecht. Es geht vor allem darum, seine eigenen persönlichen Empfindungen irgendwie durchzusetzen und dagegen zu sein. Vor allem erstmal dagegen zu sein.
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Nicht unbedingt was geiles Neues an den Start zu bringen. Und das reicht vielen Leuten schon aus, um dann Sarah Wagenknecht zu wählen. Weil sie ja unzufrieden ist. sind mit der aktuellen Politik und vielleicht auch ein bisschen zu feige sind, AfD zu wählen, dann wählt man Sarah Wagenknecht.
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Deswegen verstehe ich auch nicht, dass viele Leute denken, das ist unsere Sarah. Nein, das ist nicht eure Sarah, die trägt... 1000 Euro schwere, teure Klamotten ist absolut, finde ich, nicht volksnah in ihrer ganzen Art. Und wenn sie dann mal, und das passiert ja öfter mal in Interviews, argumentativ zerlegt wird, dann starrt sie einen einfach nur an und guckt dann weiter den an.
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Das ist so ihre Masche. Und sagt dann nichts. Und dann wird man schon ihr irgendwie trotzdem recht geben, weil sie schweigt. Ich finde, dass diese Doku das ganz klar offenlegt, was das große Problem mit Sarah Wagenknecht ist.
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Dass sie nicht wirklich irgendwie eine Politikerin ist, der es um das Volk oder um irgendwas geht, sondern vor allem darum geht, ihre eigenen Belange und ihre eigene Beleidigkeit irgendwie durchzusetzen.
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Achso, okay. Der gläserne Podcast. Dann fangen wir mal an. Alles klar. Geht zwei Minuten, scheint sich aber sehr witzig. Okay.
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Hast du ein gutes Video auf deinem Schloss, was ist denn das aufgenommen? Das habe ich privat zu Hause aufgenommen. Das hab ich zwischen Tür und Angel aufgenommen.
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Oh ja, oh ja. Einen wunderschönen guten Morgen. Hier ist Fest und Flauschig. Es ist die große Sonntagsausgabe. Und mit so einem Intro kann die Sendung nur gut werden, Jan. Vielen lieben Dank an Olaf Diekmann. Ich sag mal seinen ganzen Namen, weil er ist, glaube ich, echt ein Star-Produzent. Er hat uns ein Scooter-Intro gemacht und wir mussten beide sehr lachen. Das ist schon ein paar Wochen alt.
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Das ist so ein Einknicken, und man sieht auch, wie orientierungslos dann wirklich die Regierung momentan ist, dass die tatsächlich so viel Angst natürlich nach diesen Wahlen in Sachsen und in Thüringen mit dem Erfolg der AfD, dass es dann nichts anderes gibt, als zu sagen, wir müssen jetzt auch so ungefähr in diese Richtung handeln, damit die Leute uns wieder wählen.
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Das ist ja das, was so frappierend ist, dass es anscheinend keine eigene Identität oder keine eigene... Keine eigene Idee.
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Vor allem, wenn du rein willst in ein Land, auch illegal, dann wirst du es irgendwie hinkriegen wahrscheinlich. Und das ist auch nicht das Ding, das Problem ist ganz einfach, das ist einfach so rückschrittlich, das ist Donald Trump mäßig, wir bauen eine Mauer auf und jetzt kommt nämlich, gestern Abend lag ich im Bett und hab gedacht...
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Wenn Kamala Harris die Wahl gewinnt, und ich weiß, ich klinge jetzt ein bisschen wie Sy Venedu, aber Deutschland hängt ja irgendwie immer noch am Arsch von Amerika. Es ist ja wirklich so.
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Und wenn Donald Trump die Wahl verliert, dass das auch ein Zeichen für uns in Deutschland ist, vielleicht doch keine rechtspopulistische Partei zu wählen, weil irgendwie gibt es da doch eine Verbindung, finde ich, vom Gefühl her. Guck mal, die da drüben wählen auch Trump, die wählen auch jemanden, der eine harte Hand hat. So einen brauchen wir auch. Hast du das Heino-Video gesehen?
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Alter, Heino, ganz ehrlich, ey. 85 Jahre alt, leicht am Verwesen innerlich schon. Die Perücke sitzt auch nicht mehr richtig und alles so. Und dann sitzt er auf so einer Bank und lässt sich dabei filmen und sagt, wir brauchen einen Trump in Deutschland. Wirklich.
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Und dann ist auch wirklich, da muss man wirklich mal eine Faustregel, dass Männer und Frauen ab einem gewissen Alter, vielleicht ab 75 oder so, ein schönes Lebensalter, also Spätwerk in Ruhe. ohne Öffentlichkeit verbringen dürfen, aber nimmt die Kameras weg aus den Gesichtern von diesen Leuten. Ich will auch Didi Hallervorden nicht mehr hören.
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Ganz ehrlich, mit seinen Didi Hallervorden, Heino, und dann wird das geteilt. Das, was Heino sagt. Und dann denke ich, das, was Heino sagt.
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Ich habe das gestern beim Durchforsten entdeckt. Mir zugeschaltet, mein lieber Kollege, bekannt aus Funk und Fernsehen, Jan Böhmermann. Einen wunderschönen guten Morgen.
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Das war immer scheiße. Der war auch nie eine starke Stimme für Deutschland. Es gab auch keinen Punkt in den letzten 50 Jahren, wo man sagt, wir sollten uns mehr Richtung Heino orientieren. Ganz ehrlich. Und jetzt auf einmal Leute, die sagen, das, was Heino sagt, einer der wichtigen, starken.
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Und bei Didi Hallervorden bin ich mir auch nicht so ganz sicher, ob der nicht irgendwie langsam mal hier anfangen sollte, die Wühlmäuse zu vererben. An Florian Schröder meinetwegen. Und das Zepter weiterzugeben. Pff. Ich weiß auch Leute, die in einem gewissen Alter haben ein Recht darauf, ihre Meinung zu sagen.
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Und es werden immer wieder Helmut-Schmidt-Interviews geteilt, wo der auch wirklich immer, meiner Meinung nach, immer noch schlaue und visionäre Sachen sagt. Aber Heino, no way, ey. Ganz ehrlich.
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Habe ich gesehen, das Foto. Diese Leute wurden gerade abgewiesen und dann wird ein Mädchen, was andeutig noch jung ist, mit einem Bären-Teddy in der Hand irgendwie fotografiert und dann ist man da stolz drauf, dass diese Leute jetzt nicht ins Land gekommen sind, als wenn das die Größengefahren
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Es fehlt einfach die komplette Souveränität. Es ist wirklich Wahnsinn, wie ängstlich die sind.
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Und das Problem ist einfach, auch wenn das viele vielleicht ein bisschen falsch verstanden haben, deswegen sage ich es nochmal kurz, wir haben uns vor der Sommerpause nicht gestritten um die Frage, also es gibt so viele Muslime, die es auch wichtig ist, zu sagen, dass sie mit Terror nichts zu tun haben, Terror nicht wollen.
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Ich wollte diese Geschichte noch davor erzählen eigentlich, dass ich mit Tarek, ich wohne, Tarek hat mich gefahren, Taxifahrer, und ich habe meinen Hausarzt immer noch in Neukölln, den habe ich vor 20 Jahren mal da gehabt, und ich muss immer nach Neukölln.
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Ja, der ist großzügig mit den Rezepten. Und zweitens, der hat mich damals schon gekannt, als es noch nicht so gut lief. Also bin ich nach Berlin gezogen. Und der macht auch Methadon-Ausgabe und alles Mögliche. Bei dir? Bei mir nicht. Nee, ich musste bis jetzt noch nicht. Und ich musste halt, ich wohne halt ganz am anderen Ende von Berlin. Und ich hatte ja leider ein Jahr keinen Führerschein.
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Ich hab übrigens meinen Führerschein seit ein paar Wochen wieder. Herzlichen Glückwunsch. Dankeschön. Ist der dir einfach wieder zurückgefallen oder musst du eine harte Prüfung machen? Bei MPU King. Ich war bei MPU, ich hab MPU und alle haben zu mir, ich musste eine MPU machen und alle haben zu mir gesagt, Jan, bereite dich vor, bezahl nochmal da Geld bei MPU King, sowas in der Art.
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Danke schön. Es ist leider tatsächlich so, dass ich gestern erkältet bin. Kaum hat der Herbst angefangen, sind die Bronchien voll. Das gibt es doch gar nicht. Dabei lebe ich momentan so gesund. Aber ich habe wirklich heute echt wackelige Beine. Ich habe es dir eben schon gesagt. Ich werde mit aller Kraft versuchen, diese Sendung durchzuführen.
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Und da hab ich gesagt, nee, ich hab mir nix vorzuwerfen, ich weiß, warum mir der Führerschein entzogen wurde und ich werde versuchen, mich zu bessern und ich weiß, warum das passiert ist. Und dann bin ich zum MPU, das Schlimmste war der Reflextest, ey, das war so schnell, dass ich dachte, ich falle ja beim Reflextest durch. Da hat man wirklich den Zahn der Zeit nagen gesehen an mir.
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Und dann war eine ganz strenge Psychologin, mit der musste ich dieses Gespräch führen. Keine Ahnung, ob die mich kannte oder nicht, ich glaube nicht. Ich habe mich dann hingesetzt und dann musste ich erzählen, ich habe ganz freimütig, werde ich jetzt hier nicht erzählen, ihr erklärt, warum ich innerhalb von kürzester Zeit sehr viele Punkte gesammelt habe. Eine Ausnahmesituation in meinem Leben.
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Und das hat sie mir geglaubt. Und das stimmt ja auch. Und dann habe ich meinen Führerschein wiederbekommen. Und das war so schön. Jetzt kommt aber die Scheiße. Ich habe meinen Führerschein 1991 gemacht. Das heißt, ich kann 7,5 Tonner fahren. Ich kann Kranwagen fahren. Du kriegst ja früher, hast du alles bekommen, wenn du einmal einen Führerschein gemacht hast. Vom Motorrad bis Flugzeug.
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Also wirklich Kleinflugzeuge. Und jetzt habe ich den Führerschein zurückgekriegt und habe nur noch Klasse 3. Also ich kann nur noch Autos fahren. Und ich bin ja jemand, der gerne mal sich so einen Camper mietet.
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Ich muss jetzt nochmal neu einen Führerschein machen, damit ich mir irgendwann nochmal wieder einen Campingwagen leihen kann. Jetzt frage ich mich, wo macht man das? An einer ganz normalen Fahrschule oder so? Muss ich mich noch informieren?
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Egal, jetzt springen wir hier gerade ziemlich und Tarek, ein muslimischer Taxifahrer, hat mich erkannt und meinte, ich bin froh, dass wir beide uns mal unterhalten können. Und dann habe ich mit ihm während der ganzen Fahrt einen langen Monolog darüber gehabt, wo er mir auch erzählt hat, da war gerade das Attentat in Mannheim gewesen, was mich auch wirklich berührt hat als dieser Polizist.
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Ja, ja, ja. Eine wirklich schlimme Sache. Und das war kurze Zeit später. Und der war so aufgepeitscht und hat mir gesagt, Olli, der IS, das ist in unseren Augen, bei uns Muslimen ist das eine Sekte. Die haben nichts mit uns zu tun. Das ist eine Terrorveranstaltung und wir haben mit dem IS nichts zu tun. Und das war ihm so wichtig, mit mir darüber zu reden.
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Ich weiß, das ist jetzt wieder so eine Einzelgeschichte, die ich erzähle. Aber den Typ, den Tarek, den habe ich bis jetzt nicht vergessen. Der hat mich hingefahren, zurückgefahren und wir haben über nichts anderes geredet. Und so geht es mir ganz oft bei Taxifahrern, auch innen, die darüber reden, was politisch falsch läuft oder sonst was.
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Und es ist einfach wichtig, auch gewisse unangenehme Themen anzusprechen und nicht der AfD das zu überlassen. Und dann nicht irgendwie so reflexartig, wenn die AfD viele Stimmen haben, so zu handeln wie die AfD. Es ist alles so dumm. Und mein Problem ist, ich habe keine... Politik und keine Partei, an der ich mich gerade festhalten kann, wo ich denke, da habe ich Hoffnung.
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Ich habe überhaupt gar keinen Bock, jetzt krank zu werden, direkt am Anfang des Herbstes. Aber die Temperaturen sind runtergekühlt, Jan. Wirklich innerhalb von weniger Tage. sind diese sommerlichen Tage verschwunden. Und wir müssen uns jetzt bereit machen auf den Herbst und den Winter.
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Das ist eines der größten Probleme, tatsächlich. Wenn wir nicht in Bildung investieren, dann werden wir alle irgendwie doomscrollingende Opfer nur noch ranzüchten. Das ist ganz wichtig.
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Und dafür sind wir natürlich auch ein bisschen da mit unserem Podcast, die Leute durch diese schwere, sechs Monate lange Zeit in Deutschland zu bringen.
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Da lag wieder jemand, aber auch jemand, der hat das ganz lange schon irgendwie mir auffällt.
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Und deswegen laden wir bei. Fällt mal jemand ein aus diesem Bereich und machen mit dem eine Sendung. Ich bin sowieso, pass auf, eine neue Erkenntnis. Lass uns ganz kurz über die Zukunft unseres Podcasts reden, Jan. Muss ich mir was aufschreiben jetzt? Nee, die Live-Sendung hat auf alle Fälle, die wir letzte Woche, hat gezeigt, wir brauchen nicht immer Gäste. Oft sind die Gäste im Weg.
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Was wir jedenfalls nicht brauchen, sind andere Promis. Was wir aber mal einladen können, sind Leute aus Fachgebieten. mit dem wir über Sachen reden und die hier so ein bisschen irgendwie, zum Beispiel Caro Werkmeister, über deine und meine Füße wollte ich immer reden, über unsere Rückenprobleme.
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Da habe ich eine ganz tolle Ärztin, die wir noch einladen werden und die sich unsere Füße mal genauer anguckt, weil Füße ist ein wiedergegenes Thema bei uns beiden. Die Frage ist Einlagen, ja oder nein? Wie geht man damit um, auch im Alter? Wie behält man die Muskulatur? Super Thema, kommt immer wieder hier rein. Und genauso machen wir es über Bildung.
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Und das machen wir in den nächsten Wochen irgendwann. Wir machen das. Ein paar Leute hier einladen und mal über interessante Themen reden und nicht mehr irgendwelche Promis, die irgendwas promoten wollen. Das ist wirklich auch, es reicht nämlich schon, dass wir was promoten wollen. Da bin ich auch schon wieder beim nächsten Punkt.
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Ich gehe nämlich im November nochmal für 8 Daten auf Tour und wollte ganz kurz Bescheid sagen. Ja. Am 22.11. geht's in Kassel los. Dann spiel ich in Trier, in Heidelberg, in Zürich, in Düsseldorf, Erfurt, Potsdam und Hamburg.
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Ja, bei dir sind aber auch 25-köpfige Crew da, das ganze Orchester und die Leute unter einen Hut zu kriegen. Wir sind ein paar weniger Leute und ich bin gerade wirklich in der Form meines Lebens.
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Natürlich sind wir Serum, wir sind Heilmittel. Das wird mir immer wieder geschrieben von Leuten, ich bin so froh, dass ihr wieder da seid, ihr bringt mich durch die schwere Zeit und so. Du musst das auch mal annehmen.
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Die ganzen Festivals und im Frühjahr die Tour, das hat mir so viel Spaß gemacht, dass ich dieses Jahr, dieses Erfolgsjahr als Musiker mit meiner Nummer 1-Platte einfach mit einer kleinen Tour beenden will. Und jetzt kommt meine Frage. Erinnerst du dich dran, dass ich letztes Jahr die erste Clubtour, bevor die Platte rauskam, gemacht hab? Da gab's Kissenschlacht und Krebs.
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Und jetzt kommt nämlich der Zusammenhang. Der Typ, den wir dabei hatten, der arbeitet normalerweise für Scooter. Der ist extra von der Scooter-Tour runtergesprungen und hat sich hinter zwei Kreppplatten gestellt und hat wirklich Krepps gemacht. Wir haben zwei Stunden, bevor die Türen geöffnet worden sind, angefangen mit den Krepps, haben den unter so eine Ultra... Wärmelampe. Wärmelampe getan.
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Und ich möchte jetzt wieder im Herbst auf der Tour die Leute mit irgendwas, nicht locken, aber irgendwas am Einlass sollen die was kriegen. Jetzt ist meine erste Idee Churros gewesen. Aber das spritzt und stinkt, dass keiner mehr Bock hat, durch die Halle zu laufen und zu warten, bis ich auf die Bühne gehe.
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Pizza und Pilze nie zweimal warm machen. Nein, das stimmt nicht.
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Und warmes Popcorn, was du vorne einfach ausgibst, da freuen sich Leute immer. Ich frage mal Wilko Herrmann, unseren gemeinsamen Tourmanager, ob der nicht einfach eine große ... Die kannst du dann auch auf deiner Tour noch benutzen. Weißt du, ich benutze, ich fahr die schon mal warm.
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Sind wir ein paar Liquid Ecstasy-Tropfen noch in der Düse? Wir haben die gestreckt, die Popcorn. Geschmackssicht Liquid Ecstasy. Gibt's gar nicht mehr Liquid Ecstasy, das war auch mal so ein großes Ding. Ist alles ersetzt durch Fernbedienung. Fentanyl, das wird alles durch Fentanyl ersetzt. Fürchterlich. Jan, ey, weißt du, was das Problem ist?
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Ich war neulich auf dem Spielplatz und die Generationen ändern sich. Das maskuline Alpha-Ding ist nicht mehr so angesagt bei jungen Leuten. In Berlin vielleicht nicht. Aber das Problem ist, die Feder sind alle Alpha. Ich war auf dem Spielplatz und dann stand da so ein Vater, Dinosaurierskelett auf Vivade tätowiert, Haare nach hinten gegelt, Sonnenbrille. Und das war gar nicht so ein sonniger Tag.
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Und ich so, hallo. Ich sag immer zu den anderen Eltern, hallo auf dem Spielplatz. Und natürlich antwortet der nicht zurück. Und dann stellt sich mein Kind vor die Schaukel, wo dann schon ein Mädchen schaukelt. Und er steht da aber auch mit seinem Sohn. Und dann guckt er mich an und sagt... Meiner war zuerst hier, ne? Das war alles, was er gesagt hat. So ein richtiger Alpha-Vater.
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Und ich hab die ersten zwei Zeilen für mein Alpha-Vater-Lied. Das fängt so an. Dein Alpha-Vater hängt mit Bones MC auf einem Kampfhundtreffen in Neuruppin. Dein Alpha-Vater hat ein Tattoo auf dem Bauch. Brandenburg. Und du bald auch. Weiter finde ich noch nicht, aber ich finde, ein Lied über Alpha-Vätern, daran sitze ich gerade abends.
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Weil das Ding ist wirklich so viele, die so einfach noch aus dieser 80er John-Rambo-Zeit kommen und denken, der Vater muss Alpha sein und muss die Familie beschützen. Das muss er ja auch, aber er muss es nicht, indem er irgendwie da steht, die anderen nicht grüßt und sonst was. Ich bin dabei, wenn ihr noch starke Textzeilen habt für mein Alpha-Vater-Lied, schickt sie gerne zu.
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Es ist Frühjahr morgen heute. Ich bin verschleimt. Ich hoffe, man hört das nicht allzu sehr in meiner Stimme.
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Ich würde auch sagen, wenn du gut aussiehst. Aber du siehst heute gar nicht gut aus. Wir sahen beide gut aus auf der Bühne letzte Woche. Ich bin blass, kalkig. Ich sehe aus wie ein Kuchenteig. Du siehst aus wie Stefan Rapp gestern. Ich packe ein bisschen Musik auf die Liste.
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Momentan total angesagt, traurige Jungs mit tiefer Stimme, ob Henning May damals irgendwie vielleicht so diese, ich habe letzte Woche schon den Hannes Zartmann auf die Liste gepackt, dann bin ich jetzt auf Ennio gestoßen, bei dem läuft es auch eigentlich viel zu gut, muss man hier nicht vorstellen.
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Nicht, das ist N-Jahr gewesen. Ennio hat irgendwie eine EP rausgebracht, finde ich irgendwie wirklich gut. Die Jungs, der Song Die Jungs von Ennio würde ich gerne auf die Liste packen. Habe ich heute Morgen gerade zum Duschen gehört. Das ist Musik, die ich zum Duschen höre.
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Dann eine Punkband aus Berlin, 24-7 Diva Heaven, habe ich entdeckt bei Thorsten von den Beatstakes in der Story und war sofort geflasht. Geiles Video, guckt euch mal bitte 24-7 Diva Heaven Red Rays an. muss man nicht immer betonen, dass es eine Frauenband oder sonst was ist. Inzwischen ist es immer so, dass man dann sagt, ey, guck mal hier, das ist einfach eine geile Band. Punkt. Aus.
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Der Song rockt richtig. Geile Gitarren, geile Stimme. Ich liebe das für eine rotzige, weibliche Punkrockstimme, die... Der in die Knochen geht. Ist richtig gut. Macht total Spaß. Habe ich auch schon heute Morgen gehört. Und dann möchte ich euch noch eine Künstlerin vorstellen, die ich auf Tour mitnehmen werde, von der ich wirklich Fan bin.
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Ihr Name ist Moria und ihre neue Single Year by Year ist wunderschön. Sie schreibt ganz tolle Songs. Ich bin wirklich Fan und habe sie gefragt, ob sie Lust hat, bei meinen Konzerten mitzukommen auf Tour. Und sie hat ja gesagt und ich freue mich total drauf auf unsere gemeinsamen Konzerte. Moria mit Year by Year möchte ich euch auch noch anbieten. Und das sind drei Songs.
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Jetzt frage ich meinen lieben Kollegen, hast du momentan irgendwie den Zugang zu Musik? Gibt es irgendwas, was dich gerade bewegt?
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So wie Klaus-Jürgen Wussow irgendwann geglaubt hat, er ist wirklich Arzt von der Schwarzwaldklinik.
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Den treffe ich am Montag in der Elbphilharmonie, wo ich spielen werde. Und der tritt nämlich da auch, da freue ich mich schon drauf. Den habe ich nämlich auch, bin ich noch nie begegnet.
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Nee, der ist ja auch schon ein bisschen älter, da passe ich auf, da muss ich auch...
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Nicht so viele Musiktipps, das ist einfach zu viel. Und bitte kein Vinyl mehr zuschicken. Einfach nicht ungefragt mehr Vinyl, weil es gibt ja draußen bestimmt eine dankbare Seele, die das abnehmen wird irgendwann bei Konzerten. Aber ich kann das nicht alles hören. Schickt mir einen Link. Schickt mir einfach einen Link zu den Sachen, die ihr präsentieren wollt.
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Da musst du eine Produktionsfirma beauftragen, die dir einen Spot macht. Der schließt sich dann kurz mit Spotify. Und das wird dann reingearbeitet. Da musst du ein paar Scheine locker machen. Ist es dir das wert, Jan?
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Und deswegen spiele ich nicht in Österreich. Wirklich? Auf dieser Tour. Genau auf dieser Tour. Quatsch, überhaupt nicht. Aber passt nicht so richtig. Ist immer so weit weg dahin zu fahren. Vielleicht mache ich nächstes Jahr eine Österreich-Tour. Aber ist da wirklich so eine angespannte Stimmung?
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So ein bisschen fühlt sich das so an, das finde ich irgendwie eine ganz niedliche... Ja, es ist aber auch ein Mangel an Alternativen, der sie glaube ich dahin drängt, oder? Gibt es eine andere Variante, die gesünder klingt?
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Jan, ein bisschen Gossip zwischendurch. Dave Grohl hat vorgestern gepostet, dass er ein Kind bekommen hat. Ja, aber warum? Musste er, weil das irgendwie sonst rauskommt? Hast du das auch mitbekommen? Hab ich mitbekommen.
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Ich weiß auch nicht, warum, aber das ist ja auch echt eine neue Zeitenwende, was das angeht hier, dass irgendwie alle, egal ob du YouTuber bist oder ein Weltstar, du musst deine privaten Situationen irgendwie ein Statement abgeben, bevor andere das machen.
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Dave Grohl hat außerhalb seiner Hochzeit nochmal ein Kind bekommen und hat geschrieben, er wird alles versuchen, um das Vertrauen mit seiner Familie wiederherzustellen. Ich habe erstmal das alles gar nicht gewusst. Und dadurch ist natürlich auch so, es ist dieser Barbra Streisand-Effekt. Du gibst irgendwas in die Öffentlichkeit und dann wird da lange drüber diskutiert.
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Hast du das mitbekommen? Ich hab die das letzte Mal vor drei Jahren gesehen, da war das schon merkwürdig. Wie heißt die, Mo Ackermann oder so ähnlich? Ich hab ihren Namen nicht mehr so richtig im Kopf. Mo Asumane?
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Die Boulevard-Medien haben es aufgegriffen. Dann gibt es die Gerüchte, dass der vielleicht viele Jahre als Rockstar untreu gewesen ist. Wie bitte? Das kann ich mir gar nicht vorstellen. Dass Rockstars untreu sind, wenn sie auf Tour sind. Das habe ich noch nie gehört. Nie gehört, wirklich. Und dann werden da so, war Dave Grohl jahrelang untreu und ähnliches? Ich weiß nicht, was ihn dazu bewogen hat.
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Du bist ja nochmal die RAF-Gräber nach München gefahren. Ja, um nochmal draufzuspucken.
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Aber eigentlich so leicht angesoffen, als wenn er auch so so glücklich zufrieden in sich ruht.
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Und ab und zu, also er riecht so ein bisschen, als wenn man den Weißweinarten auch so ein bisschen riecht. Nein. Also er wirkt, finde ich, mit sich im Reinen.
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Was? Joe Ackermann, Eva Herrmann? Nee, nee, nee, nee. Er hat ein Interview gemacht auf dem Berg und da war er auf alle Fälle schon extrem angeschossen, hatte die Haare nach hinten gegelt, hat so eine fette Fliegerlederjacke angehabt. Ich hab lange nicht mehr an Kenny Jebsen gedacht. Vielleicht der erste Arbeitstitel für die Sendung, aber...
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Auch der Look und so, alles wirklich wie ein alteingesessener Kreuzberger, der hier die letzten 20 Jahre in Frieden leben konnte.
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Wo man dann so einen Code eingeben muss, wo das so steht und dann fährt da so hoch, die CD wird dann so rausgeholt und dann kann man die Folge hören. Ich muss mal kurz von der Kamera weggehen, ich muss dir was zeigen. So, Jan ist jetzt gerade von der Kamera weggegangen. Das gibt euch nochmal die Möglichkeiten, hier Werbung zu hören. Ich bin im November auf Tour.
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Das ist die ... Oh! Ich weiß nicht warum. Aber du hast die doch nicht erst steigert. Was Jan mir gerade zeigt, ist eine goldene Platte und eine goldene CD von Bushido.
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Ich glaube, von dem... Aber das hat doch jemand für viel Geld bei Ebay. Bushido hat doch irgendwann neu seine Turnschuhe und seine goldenen Platten bei Ebay versteigert. Oder wie ist das? Nee, das war wegen dieser Arafat-Geschichte, oder?
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Ich muss erstmal ganz kurz sagen, wir haben ja, und das hat mich wirklich noch ein paar Tage richtig erfreut, letzten Sonntag haben wir auf der internationalen Funkausstellung zusammen moderiert und das hat richtig Spaß gemacht.
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Hättest du das gedacht? Niemals. Also wirklich. Also die... Hat Elton Senich jetzt auf die Seite von Stefan Raab geschlagen?
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Die haben sich getrennt. Die eine Hälfte ist jetzt, es gibt jetzt zwei Heavy-Tones. Es gibt einmal welche, die bei Stefan Raab dabei sind, das ist nur noch ein Trio. Und die anderen müssen bei Puffpuff weitermachen. So ein bisschen wie bei Queensryche, bei der Progressive Metal Band. Gibt's ja öfter mal. Das war ja bei Pink Floyd. Roger Waters, Pink Floyd und Dave Gilmour ist Pink Floyd.
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Und Bap und Wolfgang Niedecken. Es gibt Bap und es gibt noch Wolfgang Niedeckens Bap. Es gibt ja zwei Baps. Ja, es passiert öfter mal im Laufe einer langen Bandkarriere, dass die Leute sich streiten und dann auch The Sweet zum Beispiel mit Ballroom Blitz. Gibt's Andy Scott's Sweet und dann gibt's noch von so einem anderen Kapaiken die Sweets.
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Ich gehe so weit zu sagen, dass das vielleicht unsere beste Live-Sendung war, die wir bis jetzt gemacht haben und wir sind nicht arm an legendären Live-Sendungen, nicht unbedingt gute.
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Bushido nein, aber da fällt mir wiederum ein, dass ich die Folge, dieser Podcast, wo dieser ganze Shitstorm mit Luke Mockwitz angefangen hat, die Deutschen, da habe ich die Folge mit Bushido geguckt und im Nachhinein muss man sagen, hat Bushido wohl den Braten schon gerochen und hat die beiden komplett auflaufen lassen. Viele haben geschrieben, unsympathisch der Gast, der je ever da war.
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Im Nachhinein muss ich sagen, hat er sich vielleicht als einziger schon so ein bisschen irgendwie informiert und hat nicht gleich mit ihnen rumgekumpelt, gleich irgendwie frauenfeindliche und irgendwelche anderen sexistischen Witze gemacht, sondern hat gleich gesagt, ja, so richtig geil finde ich das nicht mit euch.
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Wir sind manchmal schlecht vorbereitet, manchmal wollen wir auch zu viel und wir saßen einfach eineinhalb Stunden zusammen auf der Bühne und haben mit den Leuten den letzten schönen Sommerabend in Berlin verbracht. Ich bin richtig schön und beschwingt und glücklich nach Hause gegangen. Das hat mir auch Spaß gemacht.
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Obwohl der eine hat dann seine Depressionserkrankung irgendwie aufmerksam gemacht, dann hat er auch gelacht. Vielleicht ist auch eine falsche Einschätzung, ist auch lange her. Bushido, unangenehmer, sperriger Typ. Ich glaube auch jemand, der kein Party-Hengst ist. Da ist er wieder mit uns so ein bisschen, also so ähnlich.
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Ich glaube, der sitzt viel zu Hause vorm Fernseher und binge-watcht irgendwelche Serien.
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Naja, der macht diesen Step, den auch die Kardashians und so gemacht haben mit seiner Frau, dass die halt so ein RTL-Pärchen-Couple werden, die alles mögliche machen, nur nichts mehr mit Kunst, also auch nicht mehr mit Rap, sondern dass es einfach nur noch um deren Leben geht. Irgendwann bist du so ein großer Star, dass es einfach reicht, dass man über dich eine Dokumentation macht.
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Warum denn nicht? Weil ich keinen Bock habe, mit Bushido ein Interview zu machen. Ich hätte auch keine Ahnung, dann würde der so nölig da so sitzen. Der will auch nicht mit uns. Das kann, Jan, ganz was anderes. Ich habe vorgestern Abend, deswegen habe ich dir den Link noch geschickt, die Geschichte von Club Marte, zufällig in der... Das fand ich total interessant.
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irgendwie interessiert hat, dieses Getränk, was es wirklich seit Ewigkeiten gibt und was keine Werbung benötigt, um irgendwie in allen Regalen stattzufinden, in Berlin, in jedem Späti, in jedem Supermarkt und ich glaube auch bundesweit, so wie unser Podcast, gibt es dieses Getränk und wenn man mal wirklich überlegt, man hat noch nie, also Club Marte ist noch nie aufdringlich geworden, aber überall sind die Kühlschränke voll damit und dann hat ein YouTuber, dessen Name mir gerade entfallen ist, kann man aber gucken, The Story of Marte,
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einen sehr guten, interessanten Bericht darüber gemacht. Andong heißt der, my name is Andong. Und wusstest du, dass das Club Marte schon 100 Jahre gibt? Das wusste ich nicht. Und das ist auch so ein bisschen mit der Kolonisation, du weißt schon, was ich sagen will. Kolonialisierung.
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Kolonialisierung, das sind so Wörter, guck mal, das ist so fern, dieser ganze Kolonialisierungskram ist so fern, dass ich das Wort noch nicht mal richtig aussprechen kann. Und es hängt so ein bisschen damit zusammen, dass die Deutschen vor über 100 Jahren auch schon gerne nach Brasilien geflüchtet sind, um ein neues Leben anzufangen. Also weit vor dem Ersten Weltkrieg auch noch.
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Und dort jemand das entdeckt hat und wirklich zweimal fast Club Marte in Vergessenheit geraten hat. Und dass dieser YouTuber auch versucht hat, ein Interview zu machen mit irgendwelchen Leuten aus der Produktion und die grundsätzlich keine Interviews geben. Es ist einer der letzten großen stabilen Mysterien und Independent-Vertriebe Club Marte und ich fand das alles ganz schön spannend.
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Und deswegen hätte ich mir letzte Woche fast, vor zwei Wochen fast, ein chinesisches Elektroauto geliest. Hast du nicht gemacht? Ey, soll ich dir die Story kurz erzählen? Halt, stopp!
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Kennen die Leute, die uns acht Jahre gehört haben, noch nicht? Jan hat nämlich eine Mission.
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Ich bin zum Autohaus gefahren, nach Spandau. Ich bin hingefahren und hab gesagt, so jetzt reicht's auch, jetzt hat er mich weichgekocht, der Böhmermann, ich hole jetzt, ich lese, ich lese jetzt ein chinesisches Elektroauto. Bin da rein, bin von so einem Typen, ich sag mal so Ende 30, hatte aber noch so Feieraugen so ein bisschen, so glasige Feieraugen.
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Der hat draußen mit dem Kollegen geraucht, immer schon mal ein Zeichen. Leute, die rauchen, das sind auch welche, die Heroin spritzen in einer Fahrt. Hat er mich dann beraten, hat mir da die Sachen ausgedruckt und ich meinte schon so, weißt du was, wir kommen ins Geschäft, ich hab jetzt auch keinen Bock mehr, mit rumzusuchen, ich lies jetzt dieses chinesische Elektroauto. Ach du liebes Lieschen.
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Du saßt da noch mit kurzer Hose und befreitem, also unbesocktem Fuß und hast dann immer auch deinen einen, das finde ich ganz süß, ist mir aufgefallen, dass wenn du moderierst, legst du immer den einen Fuß auf den anderen Fuß, also wenn die nackt sind und hast da moderiert und sahst wirklich aus, als wenn du gerade vom Ostseestrand kommst.
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Dann hat er gesagt, wir müssen jetzt mal gucken, wir müssen jetzt mal gucken, wann der da ist. Und dann hat er mir gesagt, wir haben noch ein Ausstellungsmodell, das können Sie nächste Woche haben. Ich so, super, ich bin dabei. Alles soweit fertig gemacht. Er meint, ich melde mich bei Ihnen, rufen Sie nicht an. Ich hab dann...
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Eine Woche gewartet, zwei Wochen gewartet und dann kam irgendwie diese Nachricht, dass die Steuern, also dass diese Autos im Hafen festhängen von dieser Firma, weil es wohl durch Katalsgeschichte... Naja, dass es ja irgendwie steuerliche Probleme gibt und die Wagen noch nicht frei sind. Und dann hat er sich nie wieder gemeldet. Dann habe ich noch zweimal da angerufen. Was? In dem Autohaus.
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Und die haben sich bis heute nicht mehr gemeldet. Und ich sitze hier immer noch ohne Auto. Ich leih mir immer noch Miles-Autos und so eine Scheiße. Ich will jetzt mein Anrecht auf Elektroauto haben. Also mein wirklich... Als deutscher Volks... Volksbürger. Volksbürger, habe ich es einfach verdient, ein Elektroauto zu fahren, um auch ein Vorbild zu sein. Hat aber nicht geklappt.
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Die haben sich nie wieder gemeldet. Und ich glaube, dann hat vielleicht auch der Chef gesagt von denen, na, Olli Schulz, warte mal ganz kurz, der macht nur mit Böhmermann diesen Podcast und so. Nee, den geben wir keinen. Ich weiß nicht, was der Grund ist, aber falls jemand das hört, ihr wisst genau, hier Spandau, Autohaus, Chinese, also mehr muss ich nicht sagen.
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Und wir beide hatten da echt einen schönen Abend gehabt und wie du sagst, am nächsten Tag war alles vorbei. Ja.
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Es ist das Allergeilste, alle 150 Kilometer irgendwo zu stehen und den Akku wieder aufzuladen, damit man nach 8 Stunden von Hamburg nach Berlin angekommen ist.
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Mindestens 250 Kilometer wären die, wenn man mit dem Ding fahren kann.
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Hör mal auf mit diesem... Du bist wirklich... Das ist die Dynamik des Podcasts. Der eine findet was geil, der andere macht's ihm magisch.
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Mein Taxifahrer neulich, von dem ich erzählt habe. Die Sendung heißt heute der doppelte Tarek.
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Okay, meiner hieß Tarek, glaube ich. Müssen wir nochmal nachfragen. Ich habe dir auch was geschickt, was ich gestern Abend gesehen habe. Darf ich jetzt die Elektro-Rubrik nochmal kurz abwenden? Entschuldige bitte.
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Ich wurde auch schon von Leuten gefragt, dass du finanziert wirst. Ganz ehrlich. Naja, du hast dich ja etabliert, sag ich mal, in der deutschen Medienszene als ein unabhängiger Journalistenmann, auch so ein Unterhalt, also Medienmann. Und dann auf einmal so eine Mission zu haben. Du kannst doch dich wundern, dass es Leute gibt, die dann irgendwie denken, was ist denn mit dem Böhmermann los?
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Wo sind denn die Oculus Rift-Brillen? Der steckt noch am Fließband. Der kommt jetzt aber bald. Wenn das der Führer noch erlebt hätte. Zum Glück muss er das nicht mehr miterleben. Gestern Abend bin ich auf eine komische Sache gestoßen, die ich dir geschickt habe, einen Bericht. Und zwar über Indien, über die Slums in Indien.
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Und es ist tragisch und komisch gleichzeitig, aber es ist auch eine Sache, die so ein bisschen zeigt, wie traurig diese Welt ist. Und dass Armut, sag ich mal, wirklich nicht bekämpft wird von reichen Menschen. Und es reichen Menschen egal ist. 1.200 people poop every day on this beach in India, heißt es. Es ist ein Bericht darüber.
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Oder die Erkältung bei mir eng, wenn mich doch so flach liegen lässt. Aber das wollen wir natürlich nicht hoffen.
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Ich weiß nicht, was Mr. Bass ist, aber es ist wirklich relativ interessant. Das ist auch nicht reißerisch gemacht. Mumbaian heißen die Slums in Indien. Und da gibt es keine Toiletten. Und es wird gezeigt, wie die Menschen dort leben. 25.000 Menschen teilen sich vier Toiletten. Und die meisten gehen deswegen, weil es kaum Toiletten gibt, an den Strand und scheißen dahin.
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Und du siehst da halt auch in diesem Video, das ist natürlich alles völlig absurd. Und ich habe das durch Zufall irgendwie, ich weiß gar nicht, wie ich darauf gekommen bin, gesehen. Könnt ihr euch gerne mal angucken. Einfach googeln gibt es bei Dailymotion. 1.200 people poop every day on this beach in India. Und du siehst einfach, was an dieser Welt auch das Problem ist.
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Ich habe nämlich da mal gegoogelt. Weißt du, wie viele Milliardäre es in Indien gibt? Nein. 198 Milliardäre. So viele? 198 Leute, die mindestens eine Milliarde auf dem Konto haben. Und jeder einzelne von denen. Ich meine, es ist in Deutschland genauso. Also in verschiedenen Sachen natürlich haben wir nicht so eine Armut wie in Indien.
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Und dann gucke ich mir dieses Video an und gucke mir an, wie die Menschen dort leben und denke so, wenn wir sowas sehen und sowas nun mal breit gezeigt wird, egal wo es auf der Welt ist, egal auch wie jetzt dieses Land ist, es gibt immer eine Handvoll Menschen, die so viel Geld besitzen, um so eine Armut und so ein Leben zu beenden, indem man den Menschen wenigstens einfach Toiletten und eine Möglichkeit gibt, ihr Geschäft zu machen.
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Und es passiert einfach nicht, weil es den Menschen ab einem gewissen Punkt, und das ist die Tragik, mit der ich dann ins Bett gegangen bin, also mit diesem traurigen Gefühl, dass ich so denke, es wäre für genug Menschen auf dieser Welt alles möglich, weil es einfach Menschen gibt, die über diese Macht und über dieses Geld besitzen, was andere Leute dringend nötig brauchen.
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Wir können auf alle Fälle hiermit versprechen, dass diese Sendung nochmal ausgestrahlt wird, weil die einfach auch zu gut war. Ich glaube trotzdem, ein paar Sachen müssen wir rausschneiden. Wir waren wirklich sehr frei, mütig, also so, wie sagt man, so offen.
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Und ich weiß nicht, ob es nicht irgendwann doch nochmal einen Punkt gibt, wo man so, wo auch... wo das alles umstürzt. Es ist jedenfalls so tragisch zu sehen, wenn man so denkt, wie viele Milliardäre es gibt und wie viele Menschen es gibt, die gar nichts haben.
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Das sollen wir doch nicht machen, oder? Ja, auch die Klassenfrage. Doch, warum nicht? Also ganz ehrlich, ich finde das irgendwie, also ich finde in so vielen Ländern, in denen so viele Milliardäre leben oder auch in unserem Land, wo so viele reiche Menschen leben, dass die Altersarmut oder auch die Armut immer mehr zunimmt. Eine Sache, die mich momentan total beschäftigt. Und ich habe
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Aber der Gedanke verschwindet aus deinem Kopf, wenn du so viel Geld hast, dass du dein ganzes Leben nicht ausgeben kannst, dass du wirklich bereitwillig davon so viel Geld, so viele Millionen spenden könntest.
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Ja, dass es irgendwo eine Grenze gibt, aber anscheinend nicht.
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Nee, ich finde auch, das ist ja so eine Grenze um abgedeckelt, 100 Millionen, wenn du das erreicht wirst, dann bist du einer von den glücklichsten Menschen, zack, hast keine Sorgen mehr, bam.
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Aber anscheinend ist der Mensch nicht dafür gemacht, abzugeben. Wollte ich auch nur kurz zeigen, ist eine sehr interessante, kleine Dokumentation, die ihr euch auf Dailymotion angucken könnt. So Jan, ich muss jetzt gleich Vorbereitungen treffen. In den nächsten Tagen ist ja ein Geburtstag. Jetzt wollte ich dich mal was fragen.
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Hast du eigentlich früher, ganz kurz zum Abschluss, lass die Musik ruhig laufen, hast du mal Stephen King gelesen?
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Ich habe alle Stephen King Bücher bis zum Buch Schwarz gelesen. Echt? Dann hat er dann ja wirklich alles. Ich habe den, also die ganz neuen Kutscho, Brennen muss Salem, auch die vier oder fünf Bücher, die er unter seinem Pseudonym Richard Bachmann gelesen hat. Und jetzt will ich nämlich... einem Mitglied unserer Familie, einem Jüngeren vielleicht, der gerne ein bisschen Horror mag und so.
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Und ich glaube, ich habe auch so mit 15, 16 angefangen, das zu lesen. Vielleicht ein Stephen King Buch kaufen. Und jetzt weiß ich aber nicht, ist das noch gruselig? Ist das noch zeitgemäß? Ich kann mich daran erinnern, am Anfang hat es immer ewig gedauert, bis richtig was losgeht.
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Die ersten 180 Seiten quält man sich da immer durch, weil der Horror ja ganz langsam auf leisen Sohlen, auf leisen Füßen sich anschleicht. Jetzt weiß ich nicht, vielleicht könnt ihr mir das sagen. Ist Stephen King noch relevant? Ich finde ihn als Typen richtig super. Das kann man schon mal sagen.
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Das ist genau das, was ich nämlich mache. Es gibt so viele Sachen. Also bei ein paar Sachen hat es geklappt bei mir. Alf zum Beispiel. Also meine Tochter musste immer, als sie klein war, mit mir ALF gucken und sie liebt ALF. Weil ich ALF in meiner Kindheit einfach toll fand und das hat weiter funktioniert. Wir haben wahnsinnig viele ALF-Folgen geguckt.
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Also ALF ist eine sichere Sache, die noch funktioniert. Aber du willst jetzt auch nicht anfangen, ich hab das ja damals schon mal erzählt, vielleicht erinnert sich der ein oder andere. Oder die andere, dass ich Ghostbusters geguckt habe und diese Art und Weise, wie Bill Murray im ersten Ghostbusters um Sigourney Weaver rumschlawenzelt und die wirklich angrebt auf eine sexuell nicht mehr... Ekelig.
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Ganz eklig. Und da saß ich neben meiner Tochter und hab so gemerkt, so, ja jetzt, Papa und du, jetzt gucken wir mal schön Ghostbusters und ich fand das wirklich unangenehm. Und deswegen ist es nämlich wirklich immer die Frage, gibst du Kindern die Sachen weiter, weil du sie selber aus nostalgischen Gründen gut fandst oder sind sie noch relevant?
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Und bei Stephen King bin ich mir halt gerade unsicher. Naja, ihr habt noch ein paar Tage Zeit, mir zu schreiben. Hat jemand mal vielleicht letzter Zeit ein Stephen King Buch nochmal gelesen und eine abschließende Meinung dazu? Würde ich mich drüber freuen.
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Ne, die gibt es schon länger. Der hat vor 20 Jahren bei 2 Engel für Charlie im ersten Teil mitgemacht und durfte im zweiten nicht mehr mitmachen, weil er sich am Set unmöglich benommen hat und ich glaube sogar eine Ohrfeige kassiert hat von einer der drei Hauptdarstellerinnen. Ich bin mir da nicht mehr ganz sicher.
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Bei Rick Moranis muss man allerdings sagen, der hat sich zurückgezogen, weil seine Frau gestorben ist und er seine Kinder großziehen musste und seine Karriere komplett auf Eis gelegt hat, was wiederum eine sehr ehrenwerte Sache ist.
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Aber wirklich seit Jahren. Das ist ja auch wirklich ein schönes Gefühl. Wirklich. Weil wir waren ja damals mit fest und sanft und sorgfältig wochenlang, also eigentlich mit jeder Frage. Jahrelang? Jahrelang.
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Und komm, den Rest machen wir nächste Woche bei Fest und Flauschig. Ich habe hier auch noch so viele kleine Themen. Komisch, wir haben uns irgendwie so viel gequatscht und jetzt habe ich trotzdem hier die ganzen Sachen nicht abgearbeitet. Guck mal, ich mache mir nämlich jetzt immer wieder Zettel. Jan, ich hab wieder angefangen mit Zetteln. Nicht mehr Notizen-App.
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Nee, weil dann gucke ich die ganze Zeit aufs Handy. Ich schreibe das jetzt immer am Abend vorher alles auf, damit wir eine gepflegte, strukturierte Sendung haben. Ich will auch ein neues Qualitätslevel hier reinbringen. Dann schauen wir mal, wie lange wir das aufrechthalten können.
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Und schlaf dich mal aus und mach gesund, dass du da morgen... Ja, drück mal die Daumen, dass ich nicht krank werde. Vielen lieben Dank fürs Zuhören. War uns eine große Freude, euch zu unterhalten. Und wir hören uns nächsten Sonntag wieder.
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Und deswegen begrüßen wir an dieser Stelle nochmal alle HörerInnen, die uns acht Jahre nicht gehört haben, die jetzt vielleicht mal, die vielleicht die ganze Zeit in den alten Folgen gehangen haben und jetzt auf einmal feststellen, das sind ja immer noch die gleichen alten Dreckssäcke, die haben sich ja kaum weiterentwickelt in der ganzen Zeit.
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Das machen wir auf gar keinen Fall. Es gibt natürlich viele Sachen, die gerade im Internet besprochen werden. Alle Podcasts haben schon ihre Einschätzung gegeben zum Luke-Mock-Bridge-Skandal und zu dem Podcast. Ich glaube, das ist so ein Thema. Ich habe gestern nur kurz geguckt. Also wirklich, alle haben sich jetzt die ganze Woche daran bedient.
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Hast du noch abschließend was zu sagen zu dieser Thematik? Will nochmal der große Jan Böhmermann seine Einschätzung zu der ganzen Situation geben?
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Ja, mit anderen Worten, es gibt da, die Lobos zum Beispiel haben schon ihre Einschätzung gegeben. Wer? Ricardo Villalobos. Ja genau, die beiden zum Beispiel. Alle haben das schon alle was zu gesagt und das ist natürlich das Gute, wenn man eine Woche nur noch einmal die Woche sendet, nicht mehr zweimal die Woche, dass wir nicht mehr denken, wir müssen so tagesaktuell sein, oder?
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Ja, das war äußerst unangenehm. Das habe ich auch teilweise nur in Ausschnitten gesehen. Der hat sich verkleidet und in der AfD-Partei über irgendein Ding versucht, dann irgendwie auflaufen zu lassen. Hat sich als unangenehmes Arschloch verkleidet.
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Aber es ist nichts dabei rausgekommen. Das kann man sagen. Ich habe ihn getroffen, tatsächlich. Wir sind uns über den Weg gelaufen. Ich glaube, wir sind uns noch nie begegnet. Wann denn? Beim Taylor Swift-Konzert. Da lief der rum im Anzug und hat dann mit einem malischen Blick... Und er meinte, er ist als Beobachter da. Ich habe mich gefragt, wie bist denn du an die Karte rangekommen?
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Das hatte mich kurz mal interessiert. Und er meinte, ich bin hier nur als Beobachter. Da haben wir uns kurz getroffen. Ich sollte dich, glaube ich, ganz lieb grüßen. Ja, mehr kann ich jetzt auch nicht sagen. Und es ist ja auch schön, wenn man lieb gegrüßt wird. Du hast Florian Schröder beim Taylor Swift Konzert gesehen.
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Ich weiß, in Springfield essen sie Hunde. Das war, glaube ich, der große Aufmacher. Ich habe aber eine Woche vorher, Donald Trump versucht sich jetzt irgendwie ein bisschen beliebt zu machen und hat die großen Podcaster aufgesucht.
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Er war bei Lex Friedman, das ist ein Podcaster, der teilweise ganz interessante Sachen macht und er war bei Theo Vaughn, der ist eigentlich so ein amerikanischer Hinterwäldler, der aber sehr offen und sehr lustig... über seine Drogen-Vergangenheiten, ähnliches spricht. Und der hat dann Donald Trump erklärt in seinem Podcast, was Kokain aus einem Menschen macht.
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Es macht dich zu einer eigenen Straßenlanterne und so. Und dann hat so Donald Trump interessiert geguckt, ah wirklich, really, this is cocaine doing with you? Als wenn der nie irgendwie mit Leuten zusammengehangen hat oder selber mal Drogen ausprobiert hat.
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Sehr unangenehmes Interview und da hat sich schon rausgestellt, wenn man einfach mal eine vernünftig rationale Person neben den stellt, fällt einfach auf, was für ein verwirrter Typ das ist. Der hat wirklich viel gepöbelt, viel missgeredet und Kamala Harris hat das meiner Meinung nach sehr gut und sehr souverän gemacht und ist eindeutig als Gewinnerin aus diesem Duell hervorgegangen.
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Also die machen sowieso richtig Fortschritte. Bei Olympia konntest du acht verschiedene Sportarten gleichzeitig in der Mediathek. Mega geil.
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Also ganz ehrlich, die scheinen da jetzt wirklich mal so einen 19-jährigen Techniker oder so sich organisiert zu haben, der schon lange im YouTube-Game und wahrscheinlich eine große Nummer ist und der jetzt einfach mal die Mediathek so ein bisschen aufbitscht bei denen.
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Weil auf einmal gibt es ungeahnte Möglichkeiten, wie dass du verschiedene Programme anwählen kannst nochmal, dass du die Audiospur ändern kannst. Also Sachen, mit denen wir gar nicht mehr gerechnet haben in diesem Leben.
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Und vielleicht auch noch mal. Meinst du, wir werden irgendwann diesen Step noch mal machen und auch einen Video-Audio-Podcast? Auf keinen Fall.
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Lieber nicht. Dann müssten wir uns morgens auch noch zurecht machen.
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Laufen Corona-Tests eigentlich ab? Die laufen nicht ab. Ich hab mir mir irgendwann... Ey, okay, darf ich das hier im Podcast erzählen? Auf jeden Fall. Du darfst hier alles erzählen. Als ich mit dem Marihuana-Rauchen aufgehört habe, was schon länger her ist. Ewig her.
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Ja, die Frage ist, er ist nicht bei Red Bull Leipzig, sondern nur Red Bull? Das verstehe ich nämlich noch nicht so ganz.
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Ich glaube, das ist ein perfekter Zwischenjob, bis er dann endlich Nationaltrainer von Deutschland wird. Darauf warten wir ja alle. Das ist ja wirklich das, was sich jeder wünscht, dass der nochmal die Nationalmannschaft zu glorreichen Zeiten führt.
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Ja, der macht auch viel Werbung. Das ist sowieso eine Sache, dass Leute, von denen man denkt, die verdienen unfassbar viel Geld, dass die auch noch Werbung machen. Aber die denken sich dann, komm, nimm alles mit. Das letzte Hemd hat keine Taschen, jetzt alles mitnehmen oder so. Aber das ist sehr merkwürdig. Gibt es Leute, die sehr viel Geld mit sowas verdienen, aber keine Werbung machen?
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Finde ich auch richtig schön. Was ich schon mal sagen kann, ich bekomme unzählige Mails von Leuten, die dann gleich so drei, vier Intros schicken, die alle KI-mäßig gemacht sind über Sono oder ähnliche Programme, die es jetzt gibt. Heißt die Sono oder Sunus, ich weiß es nicht. Aber das ist nun wirklich keine große Kunst, den Text da rein zu filtern und dann zu denken, man ist selber Musiker.
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Bestimmt gibt es die auch. Jürgen Klopp ist trotzdem irgendwie ein stabiler Dude. Und was will man? Keine Ahnung, was der auch alles zu zahlen hat. Vielleicht hat er im Garten einen derben Teich mit Koi-Karpfen oder so. Und das kostet alles Geld. Wer weiß, wie es dem geht finanziell. Wer weiß, was da am Ende überbleibt.
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Ich glaube, dass es bei sehr reichen Leuten der Fall ist, dass die sich einen Lebensstil aneignen, von dem man sehr schwer wieder runterkommt. Ich glaube, das ist jetzt, schau dir Johnny Depp an, da mit seiner Insel mit 35 Angestellten.
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Vielleicht hat er bis jetzt nur eine Fleece-Jacke bekommen. Erstmal muss er sich anstrengen. Die haben gesagt, Jürgen, die Fleece-Jacke ist umsonst. Gestern haben wir Olli Schulz gesehen, jetzt hängt hier Jürgen Klopp in der Fleece-Jacke. Guck mal, von Red Bull hat er eine Jacke an. Wie doof. Ja, wie doof.
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Aber das ist, keine Ahnung, wahrscheinlich will er einfach einen Job haben, wo er unaufgeregt ein paar Entscheidungen trifft und sich ein paar Scheine einsteckt und sich aber eigentlich vorbereitet. Die Sache ist nur, er darf nicht seinen Magic Touch als Trainer verlieren. Ich hoffe, dass er nebenbei auch immer noch mal in so ein Trainerhandbuch reinguckt.
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Glaube ich allerdings auch. Mir geht eine ganz kleine Sache nicht mehr zum Kopf, Jan. Und die habe ich nie hier in der Sendung erzählt. Ich wurde doch Anfang der... Ich habe so einen kleinen dicken Pickel, habe ich... Nein, überhaupt nicht. Ich wurde von Tots, die dieses Jahr von Panini die rechte Lizenz, also gegen die gewonnen haben und diese Tots Fußballalben gemacht haben.
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Ah, ist nicht mehr Panini. Ist nicht Panini gewesen, hatten wir auch kurz drüber geredet vor der Sommerpause. Und Tots haben mich dann tatsächlich eingeladen für zwei Tickets zum Achtel- oder Viertel-Achtelfinalspiel, glaube ich war das, Italien gegen Schweiz in Berlin im Olympiastadion haben die gespielt. Italien ist gegen die Schweiz rausgeflogen.
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Wir saßen im VIP-Bereich neben mir, saßen zwei Schauspieler von gute Zeiten, schlechte Zeiten. Ich hab meinen Kumpel Gader Mark aus Hamburg mitgenommen. Gader ist extra aus Hamburg gekommen. Ich meinte, hier, ich hab zwei Tickets. Er meinte, du spinnst. Ich so, nee, ich hab zwei Tickets. Er so, du spinnst, also nicht. Und dann hat er auch wirklich, wir sind wirklich lange befreundet.
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Warum kriegst du eigentlich so eine Tickets, Alter? Es gibt so viele Leute, die das nicht verdient haben, Fußball zu gucken und du tust nix. Einmal kam das so kurz, einmal ist es aus dem Haus gebrochen. Und dann meinte ich, ja, weil ich halt geiler Typ bin, hab ich schon einfach so dumm, was willst du noch sagen? Und dann hab ich mich total gefreut.
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Tots meinten auch, sie würden sich freuen, wenn ich eine kleine Insta-Story mache, hab ich dann gemacht, ohne Tots zu markieren, glaub ich, aber einfach eine Story gemacht aus dem Stadion, deswegen kam auch keine weitere Anfrage für ein weiteres Spiel. Naja, und dann habe ich da mit diesen GZSZ-Schauspielern geredet und neben uns saßen zwei, ich bin mir sicher, dass es zwei Sportlerinnen waren.
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Also wir freuen uns immer noch über handgemachte oder irgendwie am Rechner zusammengeschraubte Intros. Ihr könnt machen, was ihr wollt, aber einfach nur die KI speisen mit Informationen und dann denken, man hat da einen Song kreiert. Ja, kann man so sehen, finden wir so Mittel.
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Sie hatten kurze Sportlerhose an, die sahen beide fantastisch aus, sage ich jetzt einfach mal so. Dadurch, dass die einfach sportliche Frauen waren und die saßen total cool da, haben das Spiel geguckt und haben uns freundlich gegrüßt. Und auch Geda und ich immer so, wer sind denn die beiden? Das sind doch bestimmt zwei Sportlerinnen, zwei Fußballerinnen. Ist das eine nicht eine Tennisspielerin?
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Richtig so rumgequatscht, weil wir wissen wollten, wer das war und weil wir die irgendwie auch cool fanden. Aber natürlich traut man sich nicht, sag mal Entschuldigung, das was einem ja öfter, was mir öfter mal passiert, kann man dich nicht zufällig irgendwoher kennen aus dem Fernsehen oder so? Das habe ich natürlich nicht gefragt. Und dann passiert folgende Situation.
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Ich glaube, Schweiz macht das 2-0 und fünf Reihen hinter uns ruft eine Mutter, die mit ihrem Kind da ist. Alle Schweizer sind Homos. Ins Publikum. Und ich denke auch so, Alter, wie peinlich bist du denn drauf?
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Und die Frau neben uns, ich glaube, sie war so, ich weiß nicht, ob die Schweizerin war oder sonst was, die mit der kurzen, diese Sportlerfrau, steht auf vor allen Leuten, dreht sich um und sagt, pass mal auf, wenn du noch einmal so einen sexistischen Dreck hier redest, dann komm ich nach oben und polier dir vor deinem Sohn die Fresse. Und ich so, oh, Alter. Und auch Gail, oh, Alter.
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Und sie ist so richtig, und ungefähr war das ihr Wortlaut. Und ich fand's so cool. Weil alle anderen haben gedacht, peinlich, haben das so weggehört. Und sie, die Frau, die da saß mit ihrem Sohn, der Sohn war vielleicht fünf, sechs, sieben, vielleicht acht Jahre alt, ich weiß es nicht genau. Hat so richtig, hast du richtig gemerkt, richtig geschämt sich auch. Und der Sohn fand es auch doof.
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Dann haben die noch so ein bisschen dumm gegrinst und haben seitdem komplett ihr Maul gehalten. Das war eine richtig gute Ansage von der Frau neben uns. Kannst du dich noch an diesen Beachvolleyballer... Entschuldigung, Entschuldigung. Ich würde so gerne wissen, wer das war, die neben mir saß.
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Ich möchte einfach so gerne wissen, weil ich fand sie, ich möchte auch keinen Kontakt, ich möchte keine Freundschaft, ich möchte auch nicht, dass wir uns auf ein Dinner-Date treffen. Ich möchte nur wissen, wer es war, weil ich fand sie so cool. Und es geht mir echt, ich muss immer noch an sie denken und wie sie da so aufgestanden ist und die ganze Zeit da auch so saß, so voll alphamäßig.
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Und ich muss da sagen, ich denke ab und zu noch an sie. Wenn jemand weiß, wer neben uns saß, neben Gator Mark. Gator hat Glatze, trägt Bomberjacke, kommt aus dem Osten, der hat Quatsch. Nein, wir beide saßen neben euch. Du bist aufgestanden. Olli Schulz sucht dich. Du bist aufgestanden. Hast du deine Frau richtig rund gemacht?
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Dass du Leute triffst, die dir nicht aus dem Gedächtnis gehen.
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Okay, ich hab mich jetzt noch nicht verliebt, ich fand dich einfach charismatisch, aber wo du darauf jetzt gerade ansprichst, hast du sowas, Jan?
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Ich weiß, du bist jemand, der wenig Einblick in sein Seelenleben gibt, aber gibt es jemanden, ich hab dich ein bisschen geöffnet, aufgebohrt ein bisschen, ein bisschen deine Seele aufgebohrt, du zeigst dir ein bisschen mehr, da bin ich auch ein bisschen stolz drauf, aber...
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Gibt es irgendjemand, irgendein Mädchen, wo du denkst, scheiße, hätte ich die damals gerne geküsst und ich habe die Chance nicht wahrgenommen. Sie wäre bereit gewesen, aber ich war einfach zu unruhig, ich war zu unsicher, ich hatte zu viel Schiss.
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Ich hatte ein Mädchen in meiner Parallelklasse, die ging nicht parallel, wenn man nicht die Parallelklasse, sondern ich ging 8a, sie ging 8d, also das ist die Nebenklasse. Ist Parallelklasse, doch. Ja, ist auch Parallelklasse, okay. Mit der habe ich mich toll aufgetroffen, wir haben Musik gehört, sie hat mich sogar überredet, ein ganz schön großes Näherauf. Jeansjacke zu machen.
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Wir waren im Kino, haben The Abyss gesehen. Sie hatte damals schon Schuhe mit ab. Das hat mich total aufgeregt gemacht. Die war schon viel emanzipierter als ich. Und sie hat eigentlich nur drauf gewartet, weil das war damals halt einfach so, dass der Junge den ersten Schritt macht. Sie hätte nicht alles tun können. Und ich hab's nicht getraut. Und irgendwie, das ging dann ein paar Wochen, Monate.
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Und ich hab wirklich daran, ich musste daran das noch verarbeiten, dass das damals nichts... Ich hab sie nie wieder gesehen. Ich weiß nicht, was sie macht.
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Wir waren so 17, das war so 10., 11. Klasse. Obwohl, das stimmt gar nicht. Ist sie mit jemandem zusammengekommen, dann hat sie ihren ersten Freund gehabt, ganz kurz ihren ersten Freund, der ging eine Klasse über mir oder über uns. Und das hat dann richtig nochmal wehgetan.
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Oh Gott. Jetzt habe ich jetzt gerade... Eine private Sache aufgestoßen. Das wollte ich jetzt gerade gar nicht. Ich glaube, viele haben sowas. Es gibt so ein, zwei Momente des Lebens, kann sich keiner von frei machen, wo man denkt, hätte ich damals schon die Reife gehabt oder sonst was. Vielleicht wären wir genauso lange zusammen wie Robert Smith, der Sänger von The Cure mit seiner Frau.
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Habe ich gerade nämlich gesehen. Unverfassbar süß. Die beiden sind, könnt ihr mal googeln, einfach seit Schulzeiten zusammen. Robert Smith, übrigens haben The Cure gerade ihre zweite Single vom kommenden Album veröffentlicht und man kann nur sehen, wie die beiden so mit 18, 19 zusammen sind und wie die heute noch zusammen sind.
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Keine Ahnung, was dazwischen war oder sonst was oder ob es da auch mal was anderes gab. Robert Smith, großer Rocksänger gewesen, sie auch eine süße Maus, muss ich mal so sagen, beide ganz süß zusammen. Und sind immer noch auf alle Fälle ein Paar, was ich total schön finde.
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Und das muss ja eigentlich heißen, dass Robert Smith all diese traurigen Trennungslieder von The Cure für die gleiche Frau geschrieben hat, fast schon. Sensationell. Die beiden sehen optisch auch ähnlich aus. Während ich das erzähle nur, ist Jan in einen Rabbit Hole seiner Vergangenheit abgetaucht und schaut sich gerade alte Schulbilder oder so an.
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Ja, alte Fotos von... Das ist ja... Ja, aber was bringst du aus solchen Sachen... Ja, ja, das sind die Momente, wenn wir mal weggehen von unserem gläsernen Podcast mit diesen beiden durchtrainierten Moderatoren, die alles so strikt so machen, wie sich das gehört, sondern Brüchigkeit und so ein bisschen in die Seele gucken lassen. Wie hieß sie denn? Erzähl doch mal ein bisschen.
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Die hat auch keine Brüchigkeit in sich. Jedenfalls noch nicht. Ey Jan, da muss ich dir gleich die erste Story. Gestern Abend habe ich Pfandflaschen weggebracht. Sind das so Sachen, die Jan Böhmermann auch noch macht, dass sich da so im Flur, sag ich jetzt mal einfach mal so, in Jutebeuteln verschiedene Pfandflaschen oder nicht nur Pfandflaschen, sondern Altglas.
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Ich habe nur die Überschrift gelesen. Wurde der wegen Vergewaltigung nicht sogar angezeigt? Genau. Was mit einer Minderjährigen?
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Aber wie kommst du jetzt... Von dieser schönen Schullebel-Story genau auf den... Pass auf. Unglücklicher Übergang, Jan.
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Ja, es gibt auch auf YouTube, habe ich irgendwann gesehen, so Videos-Compilations, Sportler-Shutting, Trans-Sportler-Down oder LBG, Against Vogue und sonst was. Und wo dann irgendwelche Sportler noch mit dicken Eiern sitzen und irgendwelchen Pressekonferenztischen und sich darüber lustig machen, dass andere Leute Pronomen benutzen oder ähnliches. So ist es. Gibt es auch alles ein großes Rebel?
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Jan, ich muss noch eine Sache ganz kurz loswerden, die dir eigentlich auch gefallen würde, wenn ich nicht wüsste, du bist sehr, sehr beschäftigt. Ich hab die Zeit nicht. Ich stehe heute Morgen sehr früh um 8 Uhr auf, geh mit Juri raus, guck meine Nachrichten in den DMs von Instagram, schick mir jemand einen Link zu einer Dokumentation. Jackie, der erste Rock'n'Roller Deutschlands von 1999.
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Warte mal, ich muss mal ganz kurz gucken, damit ich das nicht falsch sage. Und das müsst ihr euch angucken. Und jetzt kommt's. Der hat in der Sanderstraße gewohnt. In der Sanderstraße, ich sage jetzt die Hausnummer nicht, wohnt mein alter Freund Peter Domsch. Und ich habe auch bei Peter in der Wohnung früher gewohnt. Peter hat das Video gedreht zu Phase, hat das Video zu einfach so gedreht.
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Was macht eigentlich Peter? Von dem habe ich schon mal erzählt, ist eigentlich jemand, der macht die Berlinale. Er macht unfassbar viele Sachen. Und Vinson ist einer seiner besten Freunde. Und Vinson hat dieses Lied damals geschrieben, das auch schon auf unserer Liste ist. Wovon lebt eigentlich Peter?
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Nicht Pfandflaschen, sondern Altglas. Bist du ein Altglas-Wegbringer?
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Und es ist wirklich so, dass Peter einer der größten Player Berlins meiner Meinung nach ist, der nur geile Sachen macht, dann macht er mal eine Doku für Dinosaur Junior, dann für die Beatstakes, dann macht er mein Video, dann macht er einfach die gesamte Durchführung der Berlinale, die technische und ist jemand, der ein geiler Typ ist und der wohnt in der Sanderstraße mehr als für dich jetzt, also...
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Und unten ist eine Plakette, ein Schild. In diesem Haus wohnte der dienstälteste Rock'n'Roller Jackie. Jackie Spelter ist dort gestorben, 2004, und hat diese Schild... Ich hab mich immer lustig gemacht, beziehungsweise nicht lustig, sondern meinte immer, moin Jackie, wenn ich an dem Schild vorbeigegangen bin. Und hab dann angefangen, den zu googeln. Es gibt nur sehr wenig im Internet über den.
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Und heute Morgen schickt mir jemand eine Dokumentation, die heißt Rock'n'Roll Jackie, der größte Rock'n'Roller Deutschlands 1999. Hat bis jetzt 163 Aufrufe, die Doku. Und ich fange an, die zum Frühstück zu gucken. Und der Jackie, das ist ein Typ, ey, den müsst ihr euch angucken. Schaut euch die Doku an, die geht eine Stunde. Was für ein Herz von einem Mensch.
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Und dann erzählt er einfach so süße Geschichten. Der war einfach einer der Ersten, der nach dem Zweiten Weltkrieg Besatzung und den Amerikanern, die den Rock'n'Roll und den Swing mitbekommen haben, davon infiziert wurde. Und der in Kriegsgefangenschaft war.
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Und danach nur noch in, also er hat sehr arm gelebt, glaube ich, also sehr wirklich, er hat nie viel Geld gehabt, aber er wollte immer in Gourmet-Restaurants essen, weil nach dem Krieg meinte er, wenn ich diese Kriegszeit überlebe, diese Gefangenschaft, dann will ich nur noch das essen, was ich möchte.
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Dann hat er eine Zeit lang, als es bei ihm gut lief, in den 60er Jahren, auch in Gourmet-Restaurants in Berlin essen dürfen. In den 70ern war Rock'n'Roll nicht mehr so gefragt, in den 80ern auch nicht. Und dann sagt er, da habe ich mir einfach Gourmet-Essen selber gekocht, habe mir alles beigebracht, wie man das macht. Und dann ist er da in dieser kleinen Küche und erzählt Geschichten.
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Und der Typ ist 2004 gestorben. Und ich wollte immer ein bisschen mehr über den wissen, weil ich dieses Schild gesehen habe. Und diese Dokumentation, die mir einfach jemand wortlos zugeschickt hat, gibt mir jetzt die Möglichkeit und euch auch. Rock'n'Roll-Jackie, der größte Rock'n'Roller Deutschlands. Alte Berliner werden sich an den noch erinnern. Der muss wirklich eine Legende sein.
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Man sieht auch tolle Aufnahmen aus den 90ern in Berlin. Ich bin 2005, ein Jahr nach seinem Tod, nach... Berlin gezogen. Ich würde jetzt nicht sagen, dass der Geist von Jackie in mir weiterlebt, aber diese Dokumentation gibt auch euch die Möglichkeit, ein echtes Berliner Original, obwohl er in Hessen geboren wurde, euch einmal anzugucken. Was muss ich eingeben, wo?
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Ihr müsst eingeben, Rock'n'Roll Jackie, der größte Rock'n'Roller Deutschlands 1999. Dr. Saxmo Lauter ist der... Der illegale Uploader. YouTube ist der Uploader, genau. Ganz toll. Wirklich, was für eine coole Dokumentation. Unbedingt angucken.
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Und wir machen jetzt einen Cliffhanger, packen ein bisschen Musik auf die Liste und dann reden wir nämlich darüber, oder?
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Genau, ihr seid sowieso die Geilsten. Wir haben so eine große Community. Ihr schickt mir die Songs zu, die ich in meinem hohen Alter selber nicht mehr entdecke. 51 wirst du. Das ist noch gar nicht so alt. Stefan Raab ist 57. Das stimmt, aber ich habe auch noch kein Comeback gemacht. Und ich meine, umso länger ich weiter hier in der Öffentlichkeit bin, umso später kommt das Comeback.
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Weil ich muss ja erstmal noch zwei, drei Jahre weg für das Comeback.
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Ihr schickt mir immer so geile Songs zu. Vielen lieben Dank. Jemand hat mir einen Song von einer, ich würde mal jetzt Punkband sagen. Ich glaube, das ist die erste Veröffentlichung von denen. Und dieser Song erinnert mich an die 80er, 90er Punkzeiten von der Produktion her. Und die Stimme von der Sängerin ist ja wohl mega. Grüne Krümel heißt der Song. Die Band heißt Pol3.
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Und bitte nicht verwechseln mit so einer Hip-Hop. Ich habe mal geguckt, Pol3 gibt es auch eine Hip-Hop-Band oder so, die so heißt. Grüne Krümel, richtig gut. Wahnsinnig cooler Song. Gibt es auch ein Video zu, habe ich mir gestern noch angeguckt, weil ich wissen wollte, wie die Sängerin aussieht. So eine geile, das ist so eine Punch, es klingt total gut.
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Ich will gar nicht zu viel sagen oder es zerreden, sondern mega guter Song. Vielen Dank für den Tipp. Und dann noch Kinder können fies sein, hat mir jemand zugeschickt von Yassin. Auch ganz starker Song. Kinder können fies sein von Yassin und Grüne Krümel von Pol oder Pol. Pol 3. Diese beiden Songs packe ich heute auf die Fili und Bumsi-Liste.
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Im Ferienlager ist ein Koch-Clip zu müssen. Da fallen mir so zehn perverse Textzeilen ein. Im Ferienlager ist ein Koch, der... Der gern an jedem Arschloch roch.
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Und nicht, dass sie nicht viel rumgebumpst haben. Das kann man denen auch nicht... 80 Prozent der deutschen Pornoproduktion sind seit der Mauerwellen in den Osten verlegt worden, glaube ich.
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Man kommt so richtig, man hat so richtig so ein System dann drauf, wie so eine Krake. Ja, meine Frage, bei so Joghurtgläsern und so, der Deckel, wird der abgemacht und oben raufgelegt?
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Bei mir in Berlin haben wir eine große Altglasstation und da war ich gestern Abend noch. Bin da hingefahren, hatte den ganzen Wagen vollgelegt. Und was ich seit neuerem mache, und darüber wollte ich nicht mehr mit dir reden, wir haben beide, glaube ich, letztes Jahr zu Weihnachten eine schwarze Spotify-Jacke bekommen.
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Mit dir vorne so Spotify und hinten steht so Spotify rappt drauf irgendwie. Cool, oder? Ist cool. Und das sind genau diese Art von Promo-Geschenke. Ich weiß nicht, wie es dir ging. Da muss ich mal kurz mit dir drüber reden. Früher, als ich noch bei Festivals und so gearbeitet habe, kamen ab und zu Leute, die hatten so Jacken an. Scorpions 89, Worldwide Leder-Tour. Lederjacke, so eine Tour.
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Und ich fand es immer cringe, wenn Leute sowas getragen haben, wenn sie nicht im Rock'n'Roll, also Nightliner-Fahrer, Leute, die die Bühne aufbauen, die tragen natürlich die Sachen, die sie bekommen. Man bekommt ja auch oft, wenn man gearbeitet hat bei Festivals oder bei Konzerten, so ein T-Shirt. Das ist okay.
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Wenn du da aber nicht arbeitest oder wenn du außerhalb deines Sicherheitsdienstes diese Klamotten trägst, fahre ich das immer. Da habe ich immer vermieden. Und ich habe ja auch manchmal so eine Sachen bekommen. Aber inzwischen bin ich in dem Alter, wo es mir scheißegal ist. Diese Spotify-Jacke, die ist einfach genau richtig, wenn ich nochmal mit Juri abends rausgehe oder wenn ich Altglas wegbringe.
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Hier ist das alles. Bei Fest und Flauschig, der großen Sendung am Sonntag, die mir übrigens sehr gut gefällt. Auch wenn die Mittwochs-Sendung weggefallen ist, haben mir viele Leute geschrieben, dass es sehr schön ist, dass wir jetzt immer ein bisschen länger diese Sonntagssendung machen. Dann kann man sich das aufteilen, den ganzen Tag über was haben. Und ich finde das genauso, Jan.
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Nur eine Sache fällt natürlich weg inzwischen. Da muss ich mich in Zukunft drum kümmern, dass wir wieder ein bisschen Metal hier unternehmen.
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Ja, das stimmt. Aber mir hat ein Hörer ein Mega-Metal-Intro gebastelt.
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Nee, das heißt nur Metal mit Jan und Olli. Das ist so geil.
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Das wird auf alle Fälle noch kommen, also bleibt am Ball, es kommt ja noch einiges auf euch zu.
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Und du weißt, die Metal ist eine sehr empfindliche Medizin. Vor allem Mille, der kommt sofort mit seinen Anwälten. Der ist bekannt dafür.
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Richtig, und wir sind jetzt wieder bundesweit zu hören seit ein paar Wochen.
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Das schlägt sich nieder, vor allem teilweise in dem Feedback, was ich bekomme von HörerInnen, die mir dann schreiben, die manchmal nicht so ganz verstehen, was ironisch ist, was ernst gemeint ist oder ähnliches. Das habe ich gemerkt, ist wieder vermehrt gekommen, aber auch die Leute werden wir noch auf Spur bringen.
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Eine Sache muss ich ganz kurz noch, Jan, bevor wir weitergehen im Programm, erzählen. Wir haben eben geredet über alte, vergessenen Lieben, die man dann nochmal googelt. Ich kenne aber auch das andere. Alte, vergessene Liebe, die man googelt und denkt, oh alter, okay, jetzt hier Investmentbankerin geworden und das. Ein Glück, dass der Kelch an mir vorbeigezogen ist oder da nichts passiert ist.
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Dann siehst du dir... Kennst du das inzwischen auch? Früher habe ich so gedacht, Alter, wie peinlich ist denn der Typ, der trägt eine Howard Carpendale 1995 Tourjacke. Also irgendein Typ, der irgendwo steht im Café. Inzwischen bin ich selber, ist es mir egal, ich trage all die Klamotten, die man mir schenkt. Ich gehe nicht mehr in irgendwelche Läden.
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Du warst damals schon in der Schule jemand, du warst ein guter Schüler, in dich waren Klassenkameraden verliebt, aber du warst schon so ein Streber. Ich war kein Streber, bist du bescheuert?
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Was für ein Abi-Durchschnitt hast du? 2,3 hab ich. Das ist schon ziemlich gut. 2,3, Mann! Du hättest es noch besser hinbekommen, aber du wolltest es nicht. Alle haben gesagt... Wenn ich nicht mal Freunden beim Drogennehmen zugeguckt hätte. Das muss man echterweise genau das machen. Der hängt einfach mit den falschen Leuten rum. Und das tust du immer noch. Guck mal, wie du den Podcast machst.
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ganz bevor du das sagst, ich hab immer noch, ich schaff's nicht mehr bis zum Ende zu gucken, Stefan Raab geguckt und das Ende, diese zweite Hälfte der Sendung, wenn er das Quiz macht und da Leute sitzen und diese Quizfragen, die da gestellt werden, sind die dümmsten und einfachsten Fragen.
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Wenn man Wer wird Millionär und ähnliches gewohnt ist und sich dann auf einmal die Fragen von Stefan Raab, der fragt dann so, wem heiratete Steffi Graf im Tennis? Mit welchem Tennisspieler ist Steffi Graf verheiratet? Oder ähnliche so Sachen, die man eigentlich weiß und die Leute, die da sitzen, wissen das nicht. Das ist mir zu dumm. Da kann ich auch nicht mitraten oder sonst was.
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Ich denke mir bei jeder Frage, Gott, ist das eine dumme Frage. Aber es ist halt vielleicht auch für ein bisschen dumme Leute. Das klingt jetzt ein bisschen gemein, das darf man so nicht sagen, aber...
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Die Frage hatte ich ja auch mal, wo ich dachte, ich rufe Palina Roszynski an und wir gehen... Weil ich muss jetzt irgendwie zeigen, dass ich auch gut aussehen kann. In guten, teuren Klamotten oder so. Nee, inzwischen habe ich hier ganz viele Sachen gesammelt, die man so zugeschickt kriegt. Und die werden dann getragen. Egal, ob sie peinlich aussehen oder nicht.
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Schampus Max ist sein Spitzname, haben mir viele Leute geschrieben, die er seit Jahren hat.
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Also wirklich, Le Pen, selbst, das muss man sich mal reinziehen, ganz kurz, Le Pen, die nun wirklich stark rechtsaußen ist, hat gesagt, hat sich verweigert, den Typen da zu haben, weil er denen zu rechts und zu radikal ist. Und das muss man schon mal schaffen. Gratulation an dieser Stelle.
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Ganz kurz mal zur Aufklärung. Du hast diese Mail von einem Hörer bekommen, der an diesem Abend im Käferzelt anwesend war und hast daraufhin, nachdem Shampoos Max, wie wir ihn jetzt mal ganz kurz nennen, gesagt hat, es ist alles gelogen, selber den Kontakt zu dem Hörer auch aufgenommen, mit dem telefoniert, ja?
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Eigentlich gibt es nur zwei Möglichkeiten, in den Käfer, ins Käferzelt zu kommen. Entweder du bist gut betucht, bist jemand, der in der Schickeria, in der Szene ist, sag ich mal, auch Kontakte hast, in dieser Welt prominent ist, oder du verkleidest dich als Käfer. Das ist die zweite Möglichkeit. Das wissen viele gar nicht. Wenn man mit einer guten Käferverkleidung da reingeht...
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Wir sind die Trucker, weil wir auch die erste Podcast bei Spotify waren. Ich glaube, dass viele andere Spotify-Original-Podcast-HerrInnen das nicht tragen. Noch nicht diesen Geisteszustand erreicht haben.
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Ja, aber Michael Käfer ist es bestimmt auch nicht so recht, wenn öffentlich darüber geredet werden, dass AfD-Politiker bei ihm da feiern und Shampoos
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Das musst du mir gleich nochmal privat erzählen, was der jetzt alles macht. Und vergessen, meine Zeit 2016 mit ihm in Chicago bei der Podcast-Convention, wo du nicht mitgekommen bist, wo ich Joe Rogan die Hand geschüttelt hab, im Gang, als uns vorgestellt wurde, dieses Olli Schulz, great Podcaster, und Joe Rogan damals noch gar nicht bei Spotify war und noch Arsch geleckt hat nämlich.
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Ne, das weiß ich nicht, aber Feinkostkäfer ist ein Name, der für Qualität und gutes Essen steht. Es gab mal eine Feinkostkäfer-Pizza, die habe ich mal gegessen, tiefkühl. Das weiß ich, also glaube ich jedenfalls. Ansonsten habe ich wenig, ist mir das Geld immer, also habe ich nicht so viel Geld gehabt für die Käferprodukte.
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ist natürlich für den Rechtsextremen wahnsinnig wichtig, da jetzt mal Klarheit zu schaffen, weil er natürlich fernab in einer ganz anderen Welt vom Käferzelt eigentlich lebt. Er ist ein grundsolider Typ, der wirklich jeden Pfennig noch umdreht, jeden Cent noch umdreht. Ach Gottchen.
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Und ich hab da nämlich vor 50 Leuten eine große Presseerklärung gemacht und das Erfolgsystem erklärt, auf Englisch, egal.
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Ich bin in Dubai wieder mit dem Geschäftspartner. Da habe ich noch schön bei meinem alten Freund die Haare geschnitten. Und jetzt sind wir nächste Woche wieder da in Mexiko.
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Also das war... Was wir daraus gelernt haben beide ist, nie zu enge Freundschaften mit Mitarbeitern von Konzernen im binden, weil die können ganz schnell wieder gefeuert werden. Weil es ist auch so, auch bei Netflix damals, als wir diese Hausboot-Doku gemacht haben, und sie ist mit einer wirklich charismatischen Frau, die das alles gemacht hat. Ich so, du machst alles.
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Böhmermann hetzt gegen AfD-Politiker. Wo ich so dachte, Alter, was ist denn das? Das ist halt das Schlimme, Jan. Darüber rede ich ja, habe ich ja öfter schon geredet. Dass man so denkt, man verliert alle Medien.
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Alle Medien sind, seit sie online gehen müssen und Schlagzeilen machen müssen und Klicks generieren müssen, verkommen zu Schlagzeilenmonstern, denen es nicht mehr nach der Wahrheit geht, sondern darum, dass möglichst was geklickt wird. Es ist so scheiße.
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Ja, das ist auch wo rausgekommen, das ist beim Stern gewesen.
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Ich habe dir gerade was geschickt, lass uns kurz über bei Online-Medien bitte bleiben. Das war vorgestern bei den Push-Up-Schlagzeilen, du kriegst mir immer Schlagzeilen, bei der Süddeutschen Zeitung bekam ich diesen Bericht, mit diesem Handtuch fühlt man sich wie in Watte gehüllt.
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Und dann habe ich gedacht, okay, man kriegt ja eigentlich Schlagzeilen, wenn irgendwas passiert ist von SZ, aber auf einmal bekam ich diese Push-Up-Nachricht und es handelt sich hierbei ganz offensichtlich einfach um fucking Werbung.
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Sie so, ja, ich mach Promo hier, ich kümmere mich darum, ich mach das. Und es war dann so ein Pop-Up-Büro. Und dann irgendwann später wollte ich die nochmal anrufen und was fragen. Ja, die arbeitet hier nicht mehr, schon lange nicht mehr. Und die so, okay, wir haben vor vier Wochen noch geredet. Naja, lass mich ganz kurz die Altglas-Geschichte zu erzählen.
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Es geht darum, dass es um Handtücher geht und um eine Hauskeeperin, ein Hotel, sich einfach gedacht haben, wir müssen hier Werbung machen, haben dann ein SZ-Journalisten, also in diesem Fall Simone Kamhuber, angeschrieben und dann wird einem etwas suggeriert als Bericht, aber es ist nichts anderes als fucking Werbung.
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Keine Ahnung. Was sorgt für ein angenehmes Gefühl auf der Haut und trocknet schnell? Die Chef-Housekeeperin eines Fünf-Sterne-Hotels hat zehn Handtücher getestet, darunter günstige von Modenketten. Eines erhielt die volle Punktzahl. Es ist ab und zu... Und das wird mir als Push-Up... In der SZ-App ist das. Das ist die SZ-App, die du mir... Ja, das ist die SZ. die ich dann bekommen habe.
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Ja, trotzdem ist es einfach nicht das, was ich als Push-Up-Nachricht haben will. Ich will haben, wenn es aktuelle Nachrichten gibt und nicht irgendwie, welche Handtücher getestet worden sind.
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Aber hä, das ist bei der SZ? Das habe ich bei der SZ als Push-Up-Nachricht bekommen. Naja, das nur so nebenbei. Und es gibt mir manchmal so das Gefühl, dass ich mich keinen Medien mehr so richtig verbunden fühle. Wenn ich so alles so sehe, auch, naja, habe ich schon ein paar Mal drüber geredet, ich will auch nicht, es gibt bestimmt noch aufrichtigen Journalismus da draußen.
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Es wird sowieso nicht lange dauern, bis der Rechtsextreme mit einer neuen Schlagzeile in der Öffentlichkeit ist. Ich mein, China-Spionage ist gerade eine Woche her, Käferzelt. Wir warten einfach spannend ab, wie sich die Dinge weiterentwickeln.
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Ich geh dann mit meinen, pack die alle in so einen Einkaufswagen, weil diese Altglas-Station befindet sich bei einem großen Supermarkt auf dem Parkplatz. Dann fahr ich da hin und dann hab ich alles aus dem Auto rausgeholt, schieb in meiner Spotify-Fleece-Jacke das alles in die Altglas-Station, also schieb das rüber und fang an, auf einmal kommt ein Pärchen hinter mir.
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Aber dafür bist du doch eigentlich auch lange genug in der Medienszene, um diese Entwicklung weiter schon lange beobachtet zu haben, wie das so mit Berichterstattung inzwischen läuft.
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Nee, dann geht's weiter im Programm. Da hat da gar keiner Lust noch irgendwie. Apropos weiter im Programm. Jan, hast du den Local Heroes Trailer da? Ich will den ganz kurz heute... Mein lieber Olli, hier ist er.
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Ja, genau. Ihr wisst, es ist eine kleine Rubrik, die hier bei Fest und Flauschig immer wieder stattfindet. Ihr habt einen kleinen geilen Laden aufgemacht. Oder ihr kennt jemanden, der wird vielen Jahren mit Liebe oder die mit Liebe ihren kleinen Laden macht und ihr denkt, die brauchen mal Unterstützung. Dann schickt uns eine Mail, wir versuchen das alles hier zu verarbeiten.
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Manches fällt auch weg, manches passt nicht so richtig. Aber heute ist etwas, was mich total angesprochen hat. Und zwar hat Ina Simone Mautz einen Plattenladen aufgemacht. Ina Simone Mautz ist eine Musikjournalistin und eine der größten Musikliebhaberinnen, die ich persönlich glaube ich kenne.
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Und ich seh schon in seinen leuchtenden Augen, er hat mich erkannt. Moment mal! Bist du nicht Olli Schulz? Und das sind ja die schönsten Momente, wenn du als Prominente einer Altglasstation erkannt wirst, ne? Und dann meinte ich, ja, ja, bin ich und wollte mich schon wieder umdrehen und so weiter machen, meinte er, ey, sorry, ich will echt nicht stören, aber können wir ein Foto machen?
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Wir kennen uns auch schon viele Jahre und sie hat mir geschrieben, dass sie endlich sich einen kleinen Lebenstraum erfüllt hat und ich möchte diesen Lebenstraum unterstützen. Sie hat nämlich die Villa Hansen Schallplatten, also den Schallplattenladen aufgemacht in Elves deutscher Heimat in Bad Neuheim, äh Nauheim in der Nähe von Frankfurt.
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Der Laden hat momentan nur einmal im Monat auf, aber jetzt am 26. Oktober wird dieser Laden wieder geöffnet und sie ist unheimlich glücklich und hat geschrieben, nur geschmackvolle Platten erwarten euch, inklusive herrlicher Japan-Pressung und eine verdammt gute Vintage-Band-Shirt-Abteilung. Und es gibt wohl auch jedes Mal wieder Leute, die sich da kennenlernen.
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Der Laden ist sehr klein, es gibt tolle Platten und es gibt vielleicht demnächst auch nochmal ein paar Live-Auftritte. Ich selber bin im November in der Nähe, wenn ich auf Tour bin, will mir den Laden auch unbedingt angucken, freue mich da schon sehr drauf. Und will euch jetzt hier noch die genaue Adresse des Ladens geben.
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Wenn ihr in der Nähe seid, irgendwo in der Nähe von Frankfurt und fahrt nach Bad Nauheim, am besten am 26. Oktober, da hat der Laden von 11 bis 17 Uhr auf. In der Luisenstraße 6, Souterrain. Villa Hansa, nicht Hansen, sondern Villa Hansa Schallplatten, Vinyl und Memorabilia. Gibt es dort zu kaufen. Ina Simone Mautz wird euch begrüßen.
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Es gibt bestimmt auch einen Kaffee oder einen Tee, wenn ich nicht zu viel verspreche jetzt hier. Die Bilder, ihr könnt euch mal den Laden angucken. Auf Instagram hat die eine eigene Seite, Villa Hansa Schallplatten. Dort gibt es etwas, was ich sehr liebe, Schallplattenmusik.
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Und für echte Fans oder Leute, die auch für sich entdeckt haben, dass man abends nicht immer irgendwie die Playlisten hören will, sondern einfach mal eine gute Platte wiederholt. Weil es ganz anders ist, sich zu Hause eine Platte anzuhören, als einfach nur die Spotify-Playlist durchzulaufen. Es ist eine andere Art von Bewusstsein, sich so Musik anzuhören.
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Der sollte unbedingt mal in diesen Laden gehen, den ich hiermit empfohlen habe. Viel Glück, liebe Ina Simone Mautz, mit deinem neuen Plattenladen. Und das war mein kleiner Tipp für heute. Vielen Dank, mein lieber Olli. Das war Local Heroes. fest und flauschig präsentiert.
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Ich so, oh, ey, wenn's jetzt sein muss. Und er hatte seine Freundin dabei, die hat die ganze Zeit so gegrinst und ich hab ihren Augen gesehen, das war so eine Freche. Die meinte auch, na, hast du keine Angestellten, die das für dich machen? Ich so, nee, das macht der Chef noch alleine.
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Soll ich Musik anmachen dazu? Jan, wir sind schon wieder, wir haben schon wieder so lange gequatscht. Ich hab hier immer noch Sachen auf dem Zettel, aber ich freu mich drauf, wenn wir nächstes Mal einfach weiterquatschen.
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Echt, dafür 5 Euro weniger als meine Konzertkarten jetzt im November, wenn ich auf Tour bin. Und ich spiele zweieinhalb Stunden. Es gibt keine schwulen Witze, keine Ausländerwitze.
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Und die hat gleich so ein bisschen frech mich so angeguckt und meinte so, ah, der Olli Schulz, den muss man vielleicht so ein bisschen... Und dann guckt die so nach unten und sieht den Schriftzug von meiner Jacke und sagt so, Moment mal, ist das eine Spotify-Fleece-Jacke? Eine Spotify-Jacke? Ich so, ja, ja. Sie so, geil, kriegt ihr schon Klamotten von eurem Arbeitgeber oder was?
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So, das war es. Danke schön. Schöne Schilderung. Trotzdem, Leute, wenn ihr Stefan Raab findet, ich würde mir jetzt Tickets holen. Ich glaube, allzu lange läuft das ganze Spektakel nicht mehr. Kauft euch Tickets, zieht euch das rein, damit ihr nochmal vielleicht Nostalgiegefühle habt und merkt, es wird einfach nicht mehr so, wie es mal war. Da können wir machen, was wir wollen.
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Und dann hab ich in ihren Augen... in ihren Augen das gleiche Judgy-Ding gesehen, was ich immer hatte, wenn ich Leute gesehen habe mit Howard-Carpendale-Jacken, mit DJ Bobo, Abriss-Tour 2005 oder sonst was. Und genau jetzt war ich der Typ. Und sie hat mich so angeguckt, so nach dem Motto, Alter, dir ist auch alles egal inzwischen. Ich so, ja, also hat sie nicht gesagt, sondern so geguckt.
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Gewisse Sachen werden nicht mehr so, wie sie mal waren. Die Zeit rennt einfach weiter. Ich muss aber auch mal eine Sache ganz wichtig korrigieren. Ich hatte hier in der letzten Sendung, weil ich einfach YouTube auf hatte und nur die Schlagzeile gelesen habe, Michael Andrang hat übrigens nichts gesagt über dich.
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Jan, mit diesem, ich finde das schrecklich, was Böhmermann macht, sondern er war in einem Podcast und diese Schlagzeile war einfach nur Clickbait und das war das, was, wie heißt der nochmal, der Jörg Tadeus gesagt hatte. Jörg Tadeus hat gesagt, ich finde das, was Böhmermann schrecklich macht und Michael Andrang war nur in dem Podcast und hat aber nichts gesagt, nichts Schlimmes über dich.
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Da kann ich ja meine Anwälte zurückpfeifen gegen Michael Andrang. Genau. Der ist auf alle Fälle unschuldig und hat nie was Böses gesagt, sondern das ist einfach nur billiger Clickbait, der da benutzt wurde.
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Böhmermann und Schulz schießen gegen Raab? Schießen scharf gegen Raab. Überhaupt nicht. König. Ganz liebe Grüße.
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Ich gönn das allen von den 200.000, dass sie das sehen müssen. Vielen lieben Dank, Leute, fürs Zuhören. Wir sind am nächsten Sonntag wieder für euch da. Hoffentlich. Ja, genau, hoffentlich.
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Und wenn es euch genauso wie mir manchmal geht, dass man nicht weiß, dass man, ich hatte in Hamburg, nach dem Nick Cave Konzert konnte ich nicht schlafen, war so aufgepeitscht, lag bis zwei Uhr nachts wach und dachte, jetzt pennst du irgendwie immer noch nicht. Und dann habe ich auf Amazon Prime Hatari mit John Wayne und Hardy Krüger einen Film aus dem 50er oder 60er von Howard Hawks gesehen.
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Und ich wollte irgendwas Einfaches sehen, irgendwas, was mich beruhigt. Das ist ein Film meiner Kindheit, ist so ein Safari-Film, spielt in Afrika, werden auch ziemlich viele Tiere gefangen. Ich glaube, die hatten auch nicht immer Bock bei den Dreharbeiten da drauf. Trotzdem ist der Film irgendwie so, diese Bilder sind aus meiner Kindheit und es war auch wie so ein Traum.
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Ab und zu sind mir die Augen zugefallen, dann war John Wayne wieder mit seiner kantigen Fresse im Bild zu sehen. Ist ein guter Film, um einfach mal in eine Welt abzutauchen, die es so nicht mehr vielleicht auch gibt, aber die einen doch beruhigt. Und ich glaube, viele von euch haben Hatari schon mal sonntags irgendwo im Fernsehen gesehen. Ich fand das ganz gut.
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Das nochmal ein kleiner Tipp von mir. Und jetzt würde ich mal sagen, Jan, haben wir es geschafft?
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Hab ich ein Foto gemacht und ich hab so richtig gemerkt, dass die das mega so nach dem Motto, Alter, gedacht, der ist noch cooler drauf. Der trägt ja so eine Fleece, Spotify. Das wurde so richtig gejudged noch. Naja und trotzdem war es mir in dem Augenblick egal und das ist auch schon das Ende der Geschichte.
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Muss man nicht, genau. Vielen lieben Dank fürs Zuhören. Nächsten Sonntag sind wir da. Love and Peace. Habt eine schöne Woche.
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Moini, moini, moini. Auch von meiner Seite. Es ist ganz früh am Morgen. Wir können es direkt mal sagen, es ist Samstag. Wir nehmen wieder früh auf, weil wir eine brühwarme Sendung für euch organisieren wollen, damit ihr unseren fauligen Atem noch spürt. Hast du schon Zähne geputzt heute Morgen?
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Du kannst da nichts drunter tragen, du siehst trotzdem warm genug.
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Ich hab auch einige Nachrichten bekommen, ich hab versucht das Ganze so ein bisschen auszu... Weil es kommen dann natürlich immer diese ganzen Klaköre der AfD, so irgendwelche Idioten, sag ich mal, die sich als Fürsprecher für eine Partei... Das finde ich auch immer sehr... Das gab es auch, ich hab neulich gerade mal wieder irgendwie auf NTV zum Schlafen gehen eine dritte Reich-Doku geguckt...
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Und das ist ja nicht ganz unähnlich dem, diese Leute, die vorne wegmarschieren und bellen und auf der Straße Leute zusammenprügeln, nur dass es jetzt im Internet gemacht wird und Leute angebellt werden und Leute, die sich einfach stark machen für eine Partei und auch noch für eine rechtsextreme Partei. Und denken, dass sie dann im Namen der Freiheit kämpfen.
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Ich will die Namen dieser ganzen YouTuber und Leute, die sich da irgendwie Woche für Woche hinsetzen und für eine Partei, denen wahrscheinlich die selber am Arsch vorbeigehen werden, wenn die an der Macht wären, die wirklich nur so die Handlanger sind und sich berufen fühlen, sich jede Woche stark zu machen für eine rechtsextreme Partei.
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Die haben mich angeschrieben natürlich auch, haben mir Links geschickt zu irgendwelchen Sachen. Es ist immer ein großes Hallo. Ich habe dann ein paar Tage nicht ins Handy geguckt und bin nach Hamburg gefahren, um mir nochmal eine Cave anzugucken. Ja, und ich muss sagen, ganz liebe Grüße, ich war mit Heinz Strunk da. Oh, liebe Grüße zurück.
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Bevor wir zu den Topics kommen, noch ein bisschen Geplänkel vorher.
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Wie geht's ihm denn? Was macht er denn? Heinz ist super fleißig, der arbeitet einfach viel und ich darf es glaube ich schon sagen, ich glaube, er hat mir das Cover gezeigt. Dieses Jahr wäre der Zauberberg von Thomas Mann, wird 100 Jahre alt. Und was hat Heinz Strunk gemacht? Er hat der Zauberberg 2 geschrieben.
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Und dieses Buch mit einem wirklich sensationellen, guten Cover kommt raus im November oder jetzt im November. Und er hat da lange dran gearbeitet an diesem Buch. Ich glaube, das wird ganz toll. Und hat nebenbei auch noch einen Kindercomic gemacht mit einer Zusammenarbeit über Graf Fauchi, über einen Vampir, der irgendwas verliert. Und das Cover sieht auch sehr süß aus.
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Also um Heinz müssen wir uns, was das Kreative angeht, keine Sorgen machen. Der sitzt in seinem Elfenbeinturm, wollte ich fast schon sagen.
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Genau, und dann war ich mit Heinz bei Nick Cave, weil ich ja so begeistert war. Und Jan, jetzt muss ich noch mal kurz was erzählen. Da kamen mindestens während des Konzertes acht bis zehn Leute auf mich zu und haben gesagt, ich bin nur wegen dir hier, weil du den so angekündigt hast, das ist das beste Konzert meines Lebens. Vielen Dank für diesen Tipp. Auch noch Leute mir danach geschrieben.
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Nick Cave wird es selber nie erfahren. Aber ich habe wirklich dafür gesorgt. Es war nicht ganz ausverkauft, also oben war so ein bisschen abgehangen. Aber es war trotzdem sehr voll und es war einem sensationell fast schon noch besser als in Hamburg, weil ich die Colorline beziehungsweise... Als in Berlin, es war besser als in Berlin. Als in Berlin, Entschuldigung.
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Es war wirklich diese, wenn der so, der läuft in seinen langen Schritten auf die Bühne und diese Songs, es war wirklich, es war keine Sekunde langweilig, obwohl ich es eine Woche vorher schon gesehen habe.
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Und der Unterschied zwischen Hamburg und Berlin ist, kann man aber eine Sache sagen, dass in Hamburg nun mal, und das ist meine Heimatstadt und ich liebe sie auch dafür, aber es kommen immer ein paar Leute aus der Provinz, die dann so bei den Balladen, Nick Cave spielt irgendein Lied und irgendjemand in der Halle brüllt. Hey, Nick, lauter, fester, horror!
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Und ich denk so, Alter, bist du bescheuert? Der spielt gerade ein Lied, was wirklich tief in die Seele geht, was er geschrieben hat zur Verarbeitung seines ... Und alle drehen sich um und alle in dem Umkreis. Nick Cave hat zum Glück nicht gehört. Alle schämen sich für diesen Typen. Wirklich, du kannst ... Ich lauf besoffen, nackt ...
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Im Fernsehen auf ProSieben für Joko und Klaas durch die Kamera, oder bin ich, ne? Das habe ich mich nie für groß geschämt, für all den Scheiß, den man macht. Aber wenn einer bei einem Konzert eines Künstlers oder einer Künstlerin, die ich schätze, mittendrin rumbrüllt, dann schäme ich mich in Grund und Boden für die gesamte Situation. Ich finde es so unangenehm.
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Das ist ein paar Mal mir aufgefallen, dass da so Leute waren. Nick Cave ist natürlich nicht mehr der Künstler, der er irgendwie in den 80er, 90er waren. Die Birthday Party, seine legendäre Band, gibt's auch nicht mehr. Und er ist auch nicht mehr so krass. Blixer Bargel spielt er auch nicht mehr.
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Und dann gibt's so ein paar Besowskis, die da hingehen und sagen, früher als Blixer noch hier Gitarre gespielt hat, da war noch eine Noise dabei und so. Also richtige Peinlos. Aber die gibt es auch, die gehören auch zum Gesamtbild einer Stadt dazu oder eines Konzertes. Nichtsdestotrotz, es war sensationell, es war ein richtig guter Abend und es war schön, dass ich da war.
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The people have now been put to the right and will now screw around in the constitution and of course try to put the four years to an end. I really think so.
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I wouldn't have thought that either. But it was already relatively, from the feeling here, a few days ago. I also talked to a lot of people in New York, of course. And also people, I also have a few friends there who live there and have already told me that they have a bad feeling. Because it's just the way it is at the moment.
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This is also such a, how do you say it, that maybe it wasn't so smart that so many celebrities were still so strong in the end. And of course there was this tendency from the people, if millionaires want to tell us who to vote for, we will vote for the other. Yes, yes, then we want another millionaire, then we want the orange millionaire, then we know what we have.
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And the problem has simply been that Kamala Harris maybe, and that is, I have just read, Joe Rogan as a choice helper at Spiegel, he was actually still a week before Joe Rogan, the still largest podcast, can you like it or not, but has brought him a lot, he has alone on YouTube, I think, 18 million subscribers.
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Then he was also with Theo Von, then he was with Alex Friedman and covered the big three podcasts. And Kamala Harris didn't do that. She was with Howard Stern, who is still behind a payment box, I think, and didn't have the same platform.
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Einen wunderschönen guten Morgen von meiner Seite. Mir zugeschaltet Jan Böhmermann. Es ist mal wieder soweit, nachdem wir letzte Woche unsere legendäre Live-Sendung endlich ausgestrahlt haben.
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And in the end, the problem was that Donald Trump had been in the election campaign for a long time, actually the last four years, and called so much that it was for the... It is not meant to devalue, but it was clearer to the simple people what Donald Trump wants and that's what people want more, stop immigration, similar things, you know. And with such populist speeches he just had so long.
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In addition, the assassination, we can now celebrate everything, but in the end you knew more what Donald Trump wanted than what Kamala Harris wanted. And that's also a problem, that maybe you've held on to Joe Biden for too long and didn't start with another presidential candidate or a candidate before. And so you somehow had the feeling that people had been shooting at Trump for a long time.
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That's what I was told. And that's all shit. Nevertheless, I have to say, I scrolled around the internet the next day and saw a lot of crying people. And I think, of course, that's a shock. Of course, it will change a lot and probably also to the negative. But there is no other solution but to try to do the best out of it and maybe to stick together.
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Sounds very placative now, but maybe it's still right now. So to put your head in the sand completely and now to film yourself crying or to record a podcast crying, which some colleagues have also done.
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Legende. Legende. Sind wir heute wieder für euch da mit einer ganz prühwarmen Sendung. Wir haben natürlich die aktuellen Ereignisse auf dem Zettel. Wir haben so viel. Wollen wir trotzdem erstmal mit einem leichten Thema anfangen?
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I don't have anything against this woman, but this is really not to be overdone with narcissism.
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It's not like that, it's like the big European metropolis and when you're there, you get a different side. So there was already, with all the people I talked to, the great fear that Trump was going to run.
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America doesn't really consist of New York, but consists of a lot of big states with very conservative approaches, where weapons rights are still there, where you can go to the supermarket with a colt and similar things.
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And that is just, we forget that very quickly, that America is now also a country that is very backward or nationalist and is now of course holding on to it in such economic crises and then doesn't feel like it anymore, swirled around again, as it is so beautifully called. And then you somehow stick to the American constitution. which will probably be rebuilt by someone you've chosen.
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And the same thing, I hope, that's always the danger. You always see a parallel to Germany.
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Then you look in the mirror in the morning and think, why do I still look so awesome? Oh, that's the rest of the make-up from the evening before.
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I would like to describe it like that. My problem is what I see in it is that I think, look Jan, since the Second World War, we have been using armaments. It has been the largest time span ever in Europe without war. There was of course the Yugoslavian War, if we don't forget. But it was still the most peaceful time here. It was actually completely about disarmament until two years ago.
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Suddenly it all changes, the language changes, suddenly the way of life changes. You see that suddenly a lot of nationalist and also a lot of reactionary forces are back in the forest. I mean, when you see Friedrich Merz is at the CDU, the candidate who is just waiting for it, that he just hopes that now his big hour hits. And if he's lucky, then he might still come to power.
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I don't know if these many sidequests and this very meta... But would you rather have Friedrich Merz as Robert Habeck than as chancellor? No, no, I'm a party... I'm floating over the parties.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Ricard Francesco Rosinetti. Isn't it Omnipuri? Omnipuripur. Omnipuri.
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Omnipuri sounds like a new candy from China. But they only sell it in Europe, because it's too poisonous. But, um... Listen, listen. He has also stepped back.
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They have also stepped back. Shit, guys, it doesn't work anymore. It is of course the party that is currently... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... But that doesn't bring you back to look back. Nevertheless, I think that's just the way it is. And even Helmut Schmidt has said that Europe has to be careful. This is the great time of re-election for Europe.
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And because we are so split up internally and didn't manage it as Europe. And then you also have to blame Merkel. Yes, I won't stop. Let me talk about it. Let me talk about it at the end. But the constructive podcast, we can't look back.
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That we have somehow torn ourselves apart more and more, that there is no European unity that you can build on right now. And that's the problem. And if you look at it more realistically, I don't see it as it looks like we've just taken off from the USA, but everyone is desperate to see that our big partner is being led by someone who doesn't feel like Europe and Germany anymore.
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I don't know what it looks like, but rather crumpled with Putin. And that's how you can now try to turn everything positively. But I lack the so-called basis to believe that we as Europe could now do it. And that's why I have a completely murky feeling for the next few years.
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Not really, but the captain is slowly leaving the sinking ship.
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I don't know, but I'm thinking of Tom Schilling with the Litera Titanic. The rats leave the sinking ship, but the captain in the smoking doesn't pay attention to them.
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But let us be the captain in the smoking today, why not? That we at the moment, as a transitional solution, that we govern the country. I'll take a look at the constitution for a moment.
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You have to understand Christian Lindner a little bit. He has privately, I mean, Frank Liefeld has done an incredible amount of promotion for Trump and has officially become known for Trump. He has criticized Taylor Swift and the like. And at home, of course, he also has a lot of pressure because he wants to be with the beautiful young influencer.
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I don't know how beautiful and young she is, but staying with her, but of course you also have to, there is the private and the public life, that collides with Christian Lindner.
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Das ist genau, das ist damals wie in diesen Western aus den 50er Jahren mit John Wayne, wenn dann irgend so ein Dödel, so ein Alkoholiker, so ein Hilfssheriffstern irgendwie angehängt bekommen hat, weil die anderen alle weggeschossen worden sind. Und der durfte dann neben dem Sheriff irgendwie eine Zeit lang die Stadt regieren. That's how we do it too.
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Why do you pull this shit, it wasn't that long ago, why didn't you just pull it through now? Why is he just trying to re-evaluate now? I don't understand that either. Christian, watch out.
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There are also supporters of Christian Lindner who say he was the only one who kept his thumb on the debt brake and he just wanted to keep the wasteful style of Olaf Scholz in control. There are of course people from the FDP who claim that. I feel right now, if we talk about it for another 10 minutes, we're losing a lot of people.
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In any case, performatively- No, no, you're absolutely right. I just had to, while we were doing this podcast today, realize that I had planned today at the beginning of the show, we actually have the whole- because I knew you had a lot to do this week, we didn't talk at all this week. Und ich dachte, ja, wir machen trotzdem eine Sendung, so wie sie machen, um die Leute zu unterhalten.
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Ich kann mich nicht davon freimachen, dass die Ereignisse der letzten Tage, Präsidentschaftswahl und auf einmal, sag ich mal, die Neuwahlen, die jetzt anstehen, mich nicht doch irgendwie berühren, beziehungsweise man auch umso älter man wird jetzt so und sich diese Welt nicht mehr, im jugendlichen Alltag hat man noch genug andere Sachen im Kopf, aber dass mich das doch ganz schön anfasst, dass ich merke, dass ich doch ein etwas bedrücktes inneres Gefühl habe durch diese ganzen Sachen.
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And I wouldn't like to have it and say, hey guys, come on, dude, the boat will go under at some point anyway, let's continue to celebrate and enjoy life and stuff like that. No, it's of course the case that you're busy with all this and in the next few years you will definitely make a significant change. You can now do what you want and say what you want.
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Unfortunately, we don't know how and where. And then it comes to the fact that I have such a bad feeling when I see how the other power cities, like Poland, like Hungary, with Urban or something like that, how little there are points that bring us together.
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And also to see with a president of the USA, who really doesn't feel like Europe or Germany, but rather will probably meet with Putin in the next few days. that these are all really shitty prerequisites. And that makes me somehow, annoys me myself. I would like to be the guy who brings a couple of awesome down-and-out gags to blow it all away. I can't do that right now.
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I would like to make a second coffee. I have a lot of topics
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Do you recognize the actor? I just sent Jan a screenshot to go over the next topic. That's Adam Driver. That's Adam Driver, right. And that was one of my highlights. The day after the Halloween party. I didn't just do celebrity stuff, but did a little bit of culture. Once I was at the musical Wicked. Popular. Hey, that was really great.
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It's a classic, it's a bit like the prehistory of the Sorcerer of the East. I looked at it, it's about a witch, a sorceress.
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That's what I looked at and then I was on Friday, the tickets were not quite cheap, in a play by Adam Driver. Adam Driver, whom I really appreciate as an actor, who is really very, very good. I think he did very good things. Marriage Story, that's the film with... Scarlett Johansson. A great film, incredibly performed. And since then I think the guy as an actor is just great.
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And I saw him in a piece called Hold On To My Love. Hold On To Me Darling. It's called To Me Darling, exactly. He plays a country singer of the late 30s, quite successful, who learns from the death of his mother in the hotel room.
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And the one who, as you can see very quickly, always had affairs all his life, had no really good connection to women and couldn't cope with the death of his mother and tried to make his father, whom he had never met, find out. It really touched me, even though it's actually a funny comedy. The first one and a half hours are really funny, insanely good punchlines.
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It starts in this hotel room, his mother dies. He turns around, his manager tells him that and then a masseuse comes in. And it's like a rock'n'roll life. The masseuse is from simple relationships and they start hanging out and he comes with her to a party and starts an affair with her. In a moment of disorientation, he decides to open a small craft shop with his brother.
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and to end his career as a musician, to break his tour, the recordings. And then he starts and then the two of them, he and his brother, who comes from simple relationships, so actually both in this small craft shop, then the manager comes in and says, if you stop the tour now, if you stop now, then you will be sued for millions, then you will live your life.
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And he tries to get out of this circle of rock'n'roll life, but he can't do it because he has to go back because otherwise he will be sued by all the organizers and the like. It's incredibly dramatic and funny. It's really, you have to laugh a lot, the first two, one and a half hours. That wasn't even on Broadway, it was in West Village, a small theater. East Village, I think. No, West Village.
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Or West Village. It was in a beautiful neighborhood, where I hadn't been before, by the way. And the theater, there were 220 people. That was a blast. Absolute mini, a real one.
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That's tiny, that's tiny. It was sold out until the last place and the end is really touchy. So the story, there were so many things that I could feel as a musician within this story. He played it sensationally and then there are 220 people sitting there. Really tiny. It was such an awesome, rocked up theater. I see Adam Driver somehow really five meters in front of me.
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No, I don't want to this time. We're in such a difficult phase right now that I can't travel to New York with my good mood. No, listen to me. What the fuck is this? Hey, people have already written to me. Welcome to the elite, Olli Schulz. I hope you feel comfortable between all these children's blood-drinking...
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And that's just really the art that you're not just a TV star or a cinema star, but you can really perform in a theater. Six people play a piece in total. The piece is over. I have a little tear in my eye. The light goes on immediately. Adam Driver stands there with the six people. They bend down once, very briefly, and then they're gone from the stage.
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And I thought, dude, this is going to be celebrated here. Adam Driver, but nothing. He's totally serious, he's thanking himself once, the piece is over. I thought, what a performance. I can only recommend it to anyone who is up to December 22nd and is still able to come to New York to watch it in such a small theater, to see such a great, great actor.
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And afterwards there are also autographs, there is such a small backstage, there were all the people. I went there because I think I have a lot of similarity with Adam Driver.
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It's also to see naked in the beginning, except underpants. He doesn't do the whole Lars Eidinger, but he stands there to see. Adam Driver does the Lars Eidinger. Because he doesn't do that. And he doesn't have to put sausage under his forehead. But he definitely performed very well. Before I went there, I was a little too early, I went to our hipster taco shop. What was it called?
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Do you remember? I don't remember, but the tacos were sensational. And I had to wait longer, because there were many beautiful young people standing in front of me who were on their way to the nightlife.
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And I think it was called El Loco or something like that. Yeah, and the tacos were self-made in the back. Yeah, self-made in the back. You could choose vegan tacos, vegetarian tacos, grilled, smoked, barbecue, everything.
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Yeah, you put it on top. You can make it a little spicy yourself. Totally awesome. And I'm standing there and... Only cool people around me. And then you don't feel so cool and you think, oh, they're all 15 years younger than me standing around here. And then I found myself in a magazine where I read a report. At first I did it as if I wasn't reading, because that's how you do it sometimes.
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And then I found a report about the gay community in Australia and the music scene. And then I read something about a musician who just released her new album or new songs. Alex the Astronaut from Australia. And then I somehow came up with her name and she really looks like the antithesis of a rock musician or a pop musician.
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It was of course fall break, I was in New York for a week and I'll tell you how it is, Jan, right at the beginning. I said before, I have in the summer, in the black box, that's where I always rehearse before I go on tour, coincidentally met Tom and Bill again. They rehearsed next to me, we met at the parking lot. And then they said, you're also back in New York in autumn.
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Completely unglamorous, looks a bit more like someone who does physiotherapy or something like that. Totally funny, totally sympathetic, that was the interview, I read it in a small magazine, I was so surprised that there were magazines lying around, that was the only thing, so I stuck to it.
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Then at some point after the piece, her name didn't come to my mind and I listened to her songs on Spotify and they are really good. Then I follow her, somehow I followed her on Instagram and by chance she writes to me afterwards, because she still has very manageable I get a message from her. Thank you for following me. I see you're a musician as well. Blah blah blah. She writes to me like that.
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And I thought that was so cool. And I was still in jet lag fever. And we wrote back shortly at night. Road Rage is a song by her. The latest song produced by Gordy. Also an Australian musician. And I think it's an absolute earworm and pop song. Alex the Astronaut with Road Rage. I definitely put it on the list.
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Then, very briefly, you should get good music in these difficult times, Michel from WUSO or WUSO Plan B from his new record, very warm greetings, I have also heard more often and longer, he is very passionate on stage. I watched recordings of him, I didn't manage to watch a concert, but he totally goes off with his band and lives his dream a bit.
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And no matter if it's full or not, we wrote a few people who just saw him where it wasn't so full, he gave everything on stage. Aki Bosse also told me about him, that's why I put the song Plan B on the Fidi and Bumsi list of his new album. Also, very briefly, you should all be well, I still have a song from the new Lampe, which you absolutely have to hear. And it's called, I hate little eagles.
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It's one of my favorite songs from the new Lampe. Lampe, who is my backliner and is a musician himself. My backliner always sounds a bit like that.
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He's my backliner. And the song is called, but I'm sorry that I have to google it now. Lampe, we already have the Lampe. And the song is called Cute Aggression. Eagles with small socks. Totally good song. I'll put it on the Fidi and Bumsi list, if I haven't put it on yet. I don't think I have it yet.
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And with that you have three insanely good, no, and one more, I saw with great joy that Ron Sexsmith finally put his best album Retriever on Spotify. And the song Hard Bugging, which is already 20 years old, by Ron Sexsmith, who is one of the great singers, who never managed to get big, to become successful, but is loved by many people.
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With his best record, Retriever, you actually have to listen to the whole record. But the opening song Hard Bargain, which I love everywhere, I would also like to put on the Fidi and Bumsi list. So Jan, do you have music to recommend?
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I said, yes, great, then you can come to the Halloween party again. I said, yes, yes, I can do that. But I had already planned on my flight not to report to Tom and Bill. Because I was there last year, told a huge story here and somehow thought, now report there again. Hello, by the way, I'm also in New York. That comes so asshole-like. I also thought, once Halloween party is enough to be there.
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That and many other things. For example, we're talking about the new Terrifier, Terrifier 3, the horror film that's currently in the US and Paris, France, on first place.
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It's a low budget. We're talking about that. We're talking about the documentary Black Box BRD. Have you seen it? Of course I've seen it. I'd like to cry a little bit with you in the podcast. We're going to cry too. We're going to talk about my personal problem, about the wasp plague that's going on with me right now. I don't know if that's a problem. No, in Western Germany there are no wasps.
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And now it comes, I get on the plane, I flew. I wanted to get on the ship first, but everything was full. That's why I flew. and sits there in the plane and do you know who gets in the plane? Tom and Bill. Tom and Heidi. But what have you done? For those of you who are jealous of food and want to accuse me of something.
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We all have a little bit of a shock. Also this show is today much more obvious than usual. I don't want to do that. I want to fight it. That we also make the second part a little happier today.
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I also have so many topics that if we don't put them all in the show, I wanted to talk to you briefly about horror movies.
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But I also have to talk about one thing briefly. I've been doing this podcast with you for 13 years and I have to step back so often. There are so many passionate topics. You had your own section where I always just kept quiet for years. You have always pressed on all the players and you also have a very good background in terms of metal knowledge, Jan.
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You can also think about it, at some point there will be a moment when you will be invited for Wacken, when you are on RTL, your own Jan Böhmermann on Wacken.
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Exactly, and that's why you might one day, for your new employer RTL Plus, also walk across the field with a microphone and say, how's the mood here in Wacken? That's really, metal types, there's a very good theory, I can share it with you right away.
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And that is, metal types are people who dress badly and give, but are good people in the heart.
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And hippies, in turn, are people who dress nicely, but are really bad people deep in the heart. And that's a theory, you can let it affect you, if it's really true. Horror movies, that's what it's about, horror movies. I want to talk to you briefly about horror movies. I know that's not your favorite topic. We'll do it anyway, because I know I can't nerd too much.
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Terrifier 3 is the film, the surprise film, a horror gore splatter film with a clown. Art the Clown is the killer. It's really the most brutal thing that's come out for a long time. The first part cost 35,000 euros. You can google Art the Clown so you can take a look at this clown.
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Everything stands and falls with this costume and this actor who really has a very nice, it's a sensationally good outfit. The guy, David Thornton, I think his name is David Thornton. He really plays it with absolute passion. And if you're not really suitable for horror movies, this character will follow you into your dreams. You can say that so spectacularly. I saw the first two parts.
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The third part, which is really full of brutal scenes. The second was brutal too. The first was brutal too. In the second part there is a scene, I don't even want to, because I know, trigger warning, there are people who are really easy-going when it comes to that. That's why I'm going to let out the explicit things. But before we talk about the film for a moment, I'll do a basic course with you.
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I'll tell you a horror film series and you'll tell you what the so-called slasher is called, because Terrifier are also slasher films. Let's start. What's the name of the slasher from Halloween?
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I flew business class to Economy, I collected miles and actually got a flight relatively affordable price for business class. You were in the last place. I'll just tell you now. You can all write to me what kind of pig capitalist I am. My DMs are open for your criticism. And Then the two get in and sit right next to me. I'm sitting in the middle console. Directly Heidi and Tom.
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heißt Jason Jason. Nein, nein. Michael Myers. Michael Myers.
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There's the name already in the title. Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a heavy metal band. What's it called? Leatherface. Isn't that something from Pierre Brice? Leatherface. Let's do Saw. What's the name of Saw?
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It's called Jigsaw, of course. Jan, I promise you, I'll do it briefly so you can talk about it again. I really watched all horror movies of the 80s and 90s. I also watched perverse shit. There were pictures in my head that were like flakes in my brain. I saw everything from Dance of the Devils to Asian perverse movies. That's also a bit noticeable, to be honest.
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Yeah, and I sometimes wonder why I watched it. Things like Man Behind the Sun, Genia Pick and stuff that you could have saved in retrospect. But it's all like that. Boys between 18 and 30 have a so-called fascination for it. There is a so-called test of courage.
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And somehow it is also the case with Terrifier that these films have managed to fascinate and appeal a young audience so much that the third part, which I think cost 2.5 million, which is still incredibly cheap, pushed the Joker 2 and all the films to second place and to first place. This is an absolute success. The first part cost 35,000 dollars.
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And the guy who shot it, his name is Leone, what's his first name? I don't know, I'm not well prepared. He's an autodidact, he taught himself everything. And in my opinion, sick, Damien Leone, in my opinion, sick, the Terrifier films are also a bit there, that the guy who shoots everything, does everything himself, he makes the cut himself.
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And the make-up and the gore effects are really so bloodthirsty that you can really warn anyone who comes close to it. Children are being killed, many women are being killed, it's just a very bloodthirsty world. Do men have to die too? Männer müssen auch sterben in dem Film, auch die werden brutalste Art und Weise umgebracht.
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Im dritten Teil, da gibt es Szenen, und das ist natürlich die große Werbekampagne, die so hart sind, wie es noch nie in einem Film der Fall ist, was aber auch nicht stimmt. Ich habe in den 90er Jahren schon Splatter- und Gore-Filme gesehen, die von Blutrünstigkeit also kaum zu überbieten waren. Und auch dieser Film hat natürlich ganz, ganz harte Szenen, aber sie sind mir einfach zu lang.
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Das muss man sagen. Dazu kommt, dass die Schauspieler wahnsinnig schlecht sind, und dass der Schnitt nicht gut ist.
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No, the story, it's really this clown. And you think at the beginning, oh, there's a bit of comedy in it. But the comedy is very fast, because just where the cameras normally swing away, when someone is disassembled, you hold on to it for another two minutes. And if you still think, I want to make something like this again, then I can recommend the first Terrifier to you.
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On YouTube there is one in a cut version. On YouTube there is one? Yes, I wonder myself, on YouTube there is also the, I don't even know if I should point out to you, this really brutal scene from the second part, which is really designed for it. I don't even want you to watch it, but I'm a little surprised about this huge success, because that was always an underground scene.
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I spent a lot of time in this world. I was more often at the Night of the Bloody Tapes or the Gore Night in various program cinemas in Hamburg and sat there with 99% male audience, many pale boys with pale faces, who have Freddy Krueger posters on the wall and who of course think it's all insanely cool.
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If you start a family at some point, have children yourself, then of course you will be a bit more tender. I'm now beyond this point and have gone into this horror world a bit again. But I have to say that I have a divided opinion about these Terrifier films. Because no slasher film should go over two hours. And that goes part two and three. And that's just too long. But it's also very brutal.
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I really got a copy of Nightmare 1 when I was 15 or 14. What's the name of the slasher of Nightmare 1? Freddy Krueger. Man, Jan, you have no idea at all. If I had to say that, I would have known.
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I think, that doesn't exist now. And then they don't see me and of course both get their asses licked by the Lufthansa employees. First of all, hello Mrs. Klum here in Bloody Mary. Then I stood up and stood next to them and said, I would also like to thank the entire crew for flying with us. And then they look at me, start laughing and we're just happy that we happen to meet there.
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Just to come back to the horror movies. I would like to, for everyone who has seen the third part, I'm really curious, I don't want to see it in the cinema. It is of course also a small sensation that a film, I would say, has managed to suppress all other films in such a sparse way. mich ein bisschen verwundert, ganz ehrlich.
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Wer den dritten Teil schon gesehen hat, es soll fünf Szenen geben, am Anfang werden gleich Kinder am Mord, deswegen ist es für mich schon mal so eine Überwindung. Allerdings gibt es auch einen Vorfilm, All Hallows Eve, den habe ich auch gesehen, da geht es auch schon sehr blutrünstig zur Sache.
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Ich glaube, dass ich jetzt in dem Alter bin, wo ich auch denn auf die Effekte achte oder ähnliches, aber man muss darauf Bock haben. Was mich einfach tatsächlich verwundert ist, dass diese Reihe gerade wirklich es geschafft hat, to be so successful. Because they are not better than old slasher movies. The only thing that is better is this costume. And this main character is actually a dad.
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There is such a cool shot, such a YouTube short, where you can see how he is dressed. And that's really this mask that stands with it and falls. In the new part, Tom Savini, who is a legend in this area, has advised or done the make-ups. He also had a short guest appearance in the film, as I read it. And all of that brought me to read reviews and YouTube interviews.
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There are different film reviews. And then I happened to be on a really entertaining one and spent the evening with it, the last evening with it. Thilo Ghosian. That's Simon Ghosian's brother. And I think he works for the Rocket Beans.
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Kino Plus is the name of the whole thing. And I really have two hours, Bela B. invited them. Two hours, two and a half hours they talked to him about his 20 favorite horror films. They didn't quite make it because Bela really talked about it in great detail. I've already talked so much about horror films with Bela.
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If there is someone, all classic horror movies, his favorite movies will be discussed. And the whole thing is totally entertaining and makes a lot of fun to watch. I can only recommend everyone who is exactly my age and thinks, I'll do a step visit again in the direction of horror movies and can watch the whole thing. Really a very, very good entertaining show. I didn't have that before.
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I can tell you, I've liked Tom for a very long time, Bill too. Heidi too. Heidi, I've never really talked to Heidi. Last year she put on this bird costume, which she made so unapproachable, which also looked a bit creepy. And then I tried to make contact with Heidi, it didn't work. She didn't need any security, she just needed her big costume.
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I don't know much about Rocket Beans or TV stations anyway. But if everything is always so good, I'll watch several episodes. was definitely a very, very good episode. I would like to get some feedback from you. If you've already seen Terrifier 3 and you're my age and you're not a 25-year-old who's like, cool, dude, that clown brings them all over.
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If you also have a relatively professional opinion about it, send me a couple of sentences about what you think about it, whether you should look at it, whether it really turned your stomach upside down.
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And it's always this advertising, for years, that's what I wanted to get out of it, for years, you manage to lure horror film fans into the cinema or from the screen by telling them, this is the most brutal thing that's ever happened. I think I've seen a lot more brutal things.
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I also unfortunately, at some point, ten years ago, when the internet was still a big thing, I saw sick things that I shouldn't have seen. That's why I'm a little stifled. Your opinion would interest me. That was just a little... Abhandlung, weil wir so wenig über sowas reden können.
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Julian Reichelt hat sich, jetzt habe ich gelesen, gegen die AfD gestellt. Ich frage mich, wo will der denn das Geld her? Wo kriegt der denn das Geld her, wenn er sich gegen die AfD stellt? Sollen sich auch irgendwie 100.000 Abonnenten oder so von seinem Kanal, nachdem er was gesagt hat gegen Josef Höcke, hat er... Naja, es ist jetzt auch einfach nur mal kurz angeschnitten gewesen.
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This time, however, we sat together with the pilot, we kept each other company and it was very nice. Now I'm supposed to say something else. Sorry guys. Ich weiß, ihr wollt jetzt, dass ich Roger Willimsen-mäßig nochmal abgehe und sage, Heidi Klum, das geht alles gar nicht klar.
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Do you know what else I read in my research? Did you know that in the Middle Ages there were many underground rivers in London, Paris and even today?
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Yes, and this underground river that I just discovered, it's called River Ephra. And that's the interesting thing, especially in London there were a lot of underground rivers that have now all been incorporated into the channeling. That means that channel deposits were used from the former rivers. And one of the River Ephra, there is a Wikipedia entry,
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was a so-called former set of streams in south london and led there so pretty long up to the thames they are then all in the thames and at this time it is not uncommon that all of a sudden on the thames and that is probably what people have been talking about for a long time a snake swam And now it comes.
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Wir haben uns sehr nett unterhalten und dann sagt Heidi irgendwann im Laufe des Fluges, beziehungsweise Tom, einer von beiden, wir machen übrigens eine Pizzeria auf mit Flavio, hast du nicht Lust zur Eröffnung zu kommen? Because if there is something to eat for free, I am definitely there. Then I arrived on Monday on Tuesday because I thought it was a stand-in pizza. I didn't think anything of it.
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These underground rivers have then removed so much earth and are now in the vicinity of a cemetery. And around the top was the grave, completely normal. The people then wondered, then they fished the coffin out of the dam and opened it. And then they said, wait a minute, that's the thing here, we just dug it up. Why is he swimming in the dam?
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And then they found out, of course, much too late, that these underground rivers made sure that more and more earth was removed. And in a cemetery, then different serges were pulled off the earth, into this river stream, at some point landed in the Thames. And you saw a snake swimming along the Thames to a friendly greeting in the morning.
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I went there in my alternative pulley and had the seat right next to Heidi and Tom. But on such a big table. I thought, oh shit, now I'm sitting right here. In the middle of the tornado. And then there was pizza. Then there was jongliert with pizza dough. It was a big mess. I was sitting in between. Heidi filmed. There is this recording where I'm being filmed.
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But you also have to- Cirque du Soleil. You have to get into the preparation quite soon, because it's not like you're doing music all year round, but it's also things that happen every now and then.
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I have a little smaller arm. I don't have the frame. I don't have the Laxess Arena. The Lax Arena. The Lax Arena. I go on tour from the 22nd of November. I go to Kassel, then Trier, Heidelberg, Zurich, Düsseldorf, Erfurt, Potsdam, Hamburg. Where are you in Zurich? In Zurich I am in the Volkshaus.
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I wanted to get one thing straight. On the 1st of December I play in Hamburg. I was supposed to play in Übel und Gefährlich. The concert has been sold out for a long time. From tomorrow there will be tickets for Hamburg again. We will postpone the concert from Übel und Gefährlich to the factory in Hamburg. There are also special reasons that I would like to share with you.
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That Übel und Gefährlich is a shop that has been around for a long time, more than 15 years in Hamburg. And I have always been very connected to the shop, which is related to the people who work there.
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The woman, I don't even know if she wants to be public, I'll just say a friend of mine who has been working there for a very long time, we know each other for a very long time, I appreciate her work very much, I know how much she has burned for this shop. was canceled last week by the new owners. From one day to the next.
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And I have to say, I am absolutely loyal to them, because I know exactly what they did for this store. And the reason why I wanted to play in evil and dangerous was that the store was not doing well and I somehow wanted to support it. But why is it not doing well in evil and dangerous? No, it's not good.
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It's also because the new organizers don't value concerts so much anymore, but rather let YouTubers or companies celebrate. In addition, another club location was built over there in this bunker in Hamburg, in the Feldstraße bunker. And then a tour hotel was also built, which is definitely quite spectacular to go up there. I still haven't done it yet.
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And I think that the next store we have to say goodbye to is really dangerous. The way the future looks like right now. I don't want to deal with employees like that. And with people who really ripped their ass off for this store for a very long time. To support this store somehow. That's why there are still 300-400 tickets from tomorrow. Because more people fit into the factory.
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You can also see that I'm slightly surprised by the recording. And also thought, wow, this is really ... Here is a different room temperature. And I'm not really that active yet. Still, it was just very nice. And I sat there with Tom, talked to him about music production for a long time. That's the best anyway. I was also invited.
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Dear Hamburgers, if you want to come to my concert, there will be a whole bunch of tickets from tomorrow morning. One last thing I would like, something light at the end of the show. Can I turn on the music or not yet? You can turn on the music. Do you know where the pogo dance comes from? I also got a link from Rewe Pogo. You know the pogo dance.
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Can you tell us a little bit about the history of the Pogo? I just sent you the Wikipedia link under history and that's really interesting.
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You see, that's what I meant. A pogo stick. Do you know what a pogo stick is?
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I, as an old punk rock fan, didn't know that the Pogo dance, but quite logically, this Pogo, the expression comes from there. And now it gets even more interesting. Do you know where the expression Pogo comes from? No. Pogo, that's a German, down there is the name.
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The name of the pretty girl as Pogostick is probably derived from the initial letters of the surname of the registration of the patent Max Polig and Ernst Gottschalk, who presented the patent to the Reich Patent Office on March 9, 1920. So that's two abbreviations. Pogo comes from Polig and Gottschall. The two of them probably invented this state at the time.
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And that's the so-called Pogo effect, when you jump up there.
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This time I was dressed as Mad Max, as an apocalyptic end-time warrior, if I remember correctly. I'll make it a little shorter this time. At the party and I was there with Tom and Bill. I was really happy to meet them. For a very long time, while everyone around us was really escalating, having a party, we talked about music production, about different possibilities.
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I think so too, that's important. We thank you for listening, thank you also for your understanding. Sven, here today, we were a little bit less down-to-earth for our relationship.
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I think Scholtz, because at least he got rid of molting. That's all. Oh God, oh God. But that too, with these thoughts, we'll leave you alone now.
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Olli, yes, Olli Scholtz. Who has won the most? Who wins more? Who wins more?
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He had his own private ten minutes. That's how he shared them.
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You know what I'm getting at right now? That Friedrich Merz looks like Art the Clown from Terrifier, just a little bit. Just without a mask. Shit. Just a little black hat on the side. Alright guys, thanks for listening. See you next week, bye!
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But the best thing was that Tom opened his laptop during the flight and wanted to see a Garage Band and cut something. And I said, Tom, what are you cutting? He said, our podcast. And I'm like, what? He's like, yeah, I always cut it myself. I'm like, what are you doing? You're cutting, and then he cut the whole flight, the Bill Kaulitz and Tom Kaulitz Hollywood Hills podcast himself.
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He's got the... On GarageBand? Or what else is there? What are the other programs called? I use Audition. I use Adobe Audition. Something, so in any case, on such a cut program he started to cut the show. I mean, I always do that from the beginning myself. So someone has to have the control. There I said, that's not the case with Jan and me, that someone has the control.
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There we still have someone, because we also care about people.
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I was at the party. It was a good party. The party was better than last year. And then I walked around there. And then there is a so-called VIP area. Heidi and Tom are this year as ET couples.
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This is always crazy. And then ... I go in the direction of the closed VIP area within the club. This time in the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square. Not a cafe, but a Hard Rock Hotel near Times Square. I come in there, just go in the direction of the VIP area to have a look. And then the manager or personal assistant of Heidi sees me and says, Olli Schulz, he has to come in. He has to come in.
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And then I was brought in there. And then Bill sits there in an insanely good costume.
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It looked really great. I'm really happy and stood next to Bill and next to Tom the whole evening. There is a video on TikTok where Bill and I talk very closely into each other's ears. The reason for this is that we just barely understood each other because the music that the guy from The Roots put up was hellishly loud.
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And for some people it came across as if we were flirting, as if we were really...
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I also think that looked very good. And we also got closer that evening. But that's supposed to be exactly day 24 and describe what happened in all other media. And we really talked for a long time, either with Tom or with Bill. We looked at each other all evening, stood around, drank something, it was very nice, at half past four I was in bed, slightly drunk and just had a nice evening.
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I still haven't entered the elite yet, because it was probably an absolute ... I usually don't have much to do in such circles. But when I have the opportunity to have a good evening and I'm already in New York, of course I like to take that with me and I was really happy to see them. It was like, if you do it two years in a row, like old buddies that go to an evening together.
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Yeah, I could do that a lot more. But I think, even in times when so much has just happened, I just want to make a short review today. But thank you very much again for the invitation, I was really happy.
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Because the future is so strange for the people to grasp, that they all like to live backwards at the moment. In a time when you don't know what the future brings, you hang or you hold on to everything. I watched TV totally on Wednesday.
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I watched it. And I have to say, we can continue to get excited about Thomas Goldschlag for a few more weeks, but the fact is that this is now also really an older gentleman. That's what you noticed very clearly. He was supposed to moderate this quiz show at the end. He was supposed to moderate it. And he really did.
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I'm sorry to say that, but most of the time he just grinned at the audience and didn't really know when he had something to say. It would have been better if there were no old people on stage. And this whole argument about Thomas Gottschalk is really exhausting for me. Yes, it's not all that smart, of course. I think we still have a lot of problems, except for Thomas Gottschalk making big deals.
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Mir ist gerade ein bisschen langweilig. Halt's Maul, Mann, dann frag doch nicht! Doch, ich frag ja, aber was mich ja eigentlich nervt ist, willst du nicht mal, weil das ist ja die Sache, du machst da irgendwas mit deiner Sendung. Irgendwas mit deiner Sendung, Mann? I don't watch every show. You don't hear every song from me.
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The question I want to ask you is, don't you want to do a second podcast where you discuss all the things you claim in your show? Ask two editors and do it with them. It doesn't always have to be here with us. I have so
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It's all about different things. Can't you at least write a song? ZDF, this podcast. Because everyone always writes to me and says ... Also another guy wrote to me, it's enough for me with Böhmermann. I only listen to this show because of Olli Schulz. Hör auf damit, mir das zu schreiben. Ich bin jetzt erstmal raus. Das krieg ich jede Woche. Und ich möchte das nicht mehr kriegen.
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Vielleicht kriegst du ja auch Nachrichten. Ich krieg auch Nachrichten.
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But then do something, do a feedback or a live thing. That's what a lot of former podcasters do, who never get an opportunity. They just go on YouTube and talk there, without being asked at all.
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That's how the world is a better place. I was yesterday, the day before yesterday, on the day of the German Union, I went out with Juri again and walked along the Mauerweg. And then suddenly had a totally emotional change and then went live and gave me a little...
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I've been talking about my depression from the bottom of my heart, that it really fucks me up that young people, that I see videos like that, Nazis are interviewed somewhere in the east, 500,000 calls on YouTube and the people sign there, very decent women, they say the right things, they are still really German and so on. And that it is then so culted and so on.
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And it fucks me up that bomber jackets are shiny and this whole look and this whole attitude in the year 2024, where you thought you could get out of that shit a little bit. It makes me incredibly sad. It makes me really, at the right moment, when I think about it and I don't have to say it in a show, it really occupies me.
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We grow into it. We really grow into fascism, especially on social media, on YouTube, more and more. They have of course also learned in the meantime that you make it clear in such an allegedly factual way that what is happening here should no longer take place. And that we have to go back to our old values, become incredibly racist, incredibly stupid, even what people say in the camera.
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I don't understand it, Jan. I just don't understand it. My camera is always off. I had technical problems last time. Beautiful good morning from me too. I'm not that good at it. If it doesn't work with the technology, it always hits my mood.
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Nevertheless, they are supported through comments and the like. That makes me sad that we really as humans are not able to think further. And that you can really see in the history of mankind that fascism always ends in flames, in death, in destruction. That we have not learned that with the look that history gives us. And that made me so finished that I looked at me with Juri, with Uli Schulz.
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But it really made me sad at the moment that we can't do that. I actually got into the week relatively quickly, because I saw Nick Cave live. That was the best concert I've seen this year.
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It's a good hall, it's huge, but I have to say, Nick Cave is the biggest. That is the best living artist that is currently available to see live. And if you have the opportunity to see him again with the Bad Seeds and this incredibly awesome four-headed gospel choir in the background, that's just the best thing you can look at right now.
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And then I will of course also, now a boomer will come and think, what will the generation, who are now 20, have for Nick Cave, I ask myself. Because I don't think, the guy is 67 years old, he is really bottled from, and that is of course also a reason Why is he burning on the stage? Two sons lost in the last ten years.
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One by a terrible accident at LSD, tried for the first time, jumped off a cliff, the other committed suicide, I think. Or suicide, sorry if I say that wrong. And that, of course, made him completely finished. And he developed the strategy for himself to go against life. And at some point he also goes into the audience from the first song and catches the people in the first rows.
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He sings with an energy, he looks like a 25 or 35-year-old on stage. That's such a great show. He only plays the coolest songs right now. And I don't know how long he can do that. I'll definitely go to Hamburg again on Tuesday. That was really such an evening where I thought, what a luck that I went here tonight and looked at Mindecave. I'll do that again.
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If you have the opportunity to see it somewhere, even if you think, yeah, let's see, I haven't heard a song from Cave yet. Just look at it once in your life. You won't regret it. Cards are still relatively humane in today's time. Yeah, that was really the highlight of last week for me.
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But you would look at me after two songs with big eyes and say, that's the best. This is a concert where you do everything around you, especially if it's a real artist. That he manages to bring so many people into a huge hall with the kind of music that he's been doing in recent years, which is now not made up of stanzas and chorales, but partly sung poems, increments and such,
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There were also people who said, yes, I wouldn't like it anymore, I've seen him in the Columbia Hall, that was sensational, but now, these big stores, but honestly, such an artist, you just have to admit it, who, in contrast to all the other shit, who somehow, everything from playback and tape and here again, especially like Dua Lipa, great, 70 minutes, nothing against Dua Lipa, or here also Kings of Leon, Schweinerock, 75 minutes, said thank you twice, he delivers a great show, two and a half hours too.
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And it burns on stage and you think, yes, that's what music was made for, that's what art was designed for, for such a performance. Yes, that was great.
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Nemo, yes, I went to him from the show, I told him ten times in my Instastory that I think he won because of me, because I gave him strength.
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Ach, man muss sich das auch manchmal schön machen. Es wird kalt da draußen und die kalte Jahreszeit kommt. Ich bin gerade auch dabei, es mir ein bisschen gemütlich zu machen. Es tut mir leid, wenn ich die ersten zehn Minuten der Sendung noch ein bisschen essen werde, aber ich habe es nicht geschafft mit dem Frühstücken vorher, weil wir wahnsinnig früh aufnehmen, um 7.30 Uhr.
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I don't have any certain information yet, if we'll be back this year. We'll leave it exciting, we'll let it come to that. It can of course be that the FM4 will say, it's no longer profitable. I don't know, it can happen, right? If we can't do it this year, to address non-binary people correctly, then maybe it's time to celebrate, maybe it's our last chance now.
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I also notice, there was only one really long e-mail from someone who wrote, Me and my wife are really thinking about it again. Even I as a white cis man can manage to pronounce non-binary people correctly. The guy really wrote me really bad. Maybe this is our last chance to really do it again this year. I've really been trying so hard last year, but as soon as I open my mouth, I can't do it.
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Hey, back to the YouTuber, to Felix. Is everything clear between you now?
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But Jan likes to draw on 13-year-old things over and over again. So you still have to ... 7 years, 20 years is the rule of thumb for Jan Rehbömer. No, I'm a big fan of ...
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Look, Felix, I really used my manpower here to tie a band between you and Youngblood. No, dear greetings, I was at the airport... Yes, dear, very dear, at least take the photos with Kai Pflaume from your Instagram. If you take all of your Kai Pflaume pictures down, I'll make sure to connect with Jan here when we have beef.
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5 prominent groups that without political attitude get through this time A, place 1 with me, footballers. So really, footballers are those who come with tattoos, with 19, first lion's head tattooed on the forearm
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You are completely tattooed with 21 already, hair, somehow his own name, short hair, the hair shaved in and somehow and make fun of gender language. And somehow you get through well. There you are best somehow. Footballers are on top of me. After that comes Kai Pflaume.
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Doro Pesch is also a part of it. Doro Pesch was in our show and I talked to him and said, Doro, you're playing at a festival with Freiwild, what's your attitude towards that? And he was like, hey, people just want to have a good time, they just want to rock and roll. Everything with this argument of, hey, we just want to have a good time, rock and roll, to get rid of everything.
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Sorry that you laugh, but that's always the same, the three big arguments. I would like to make the big five arguments against Böhmermann. That's once nazi coins, always children are rats, that's always ... and what were the other three, come on, get in there.
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Maximilian Krah, auch wirklich der größte Pfosten. Kennst du dieses Video, wie er in so einem Zelt steht und so einem Typen erzählt, hier, wähl die AfD, wähl Deutschland, du bist Deutschland, du bist viel mehr als das. Und will ihn dann die Hand so hinstrecken zum Abklatschen. Der Typ guckt schon so weg und dann steht er. Das ist so ein geiles, tragisches Video.
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Well, good. One thing that I just remembered is probably more known here in Germany as an actor. Chris Christopherson died at the age of 88. He was a country singer and actor and a really cool guy. Many young people will ask themselves why they have so many photos of any stars with Chris Christopherson on Instagram.
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Because this guy, I really have to say, I have a few old records of him, really was a very upright songwriter, who was always on the right side of the story. And one story that is completely unforgettable, it was in 1900, I think, was it 88 or, no, it was the 90s. For the 50th anniversary of Bob Dylan, I think, is Sinead O'Connor performed in Madison Square Garden.
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Ach, die haben nach uns angefangen. Nein, die haben angefangen. Wir sind im kollektiven Stimmungsfeld, sind wir einfach... Are we the dinos who did it first? Of course there was a podcast before us, but we can now just keep going. Stop always saying, we are the dinos. The dino must not get off.
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at a festival and was banished from the entire hall, because two weeks before, on Saturday Night Live, she ate a picture of the Pope. And she came on stage, you can still watch it on YouTube, and was banished from the entire hall. For practicing a picture of the Pope and a critique that was practiced completely to the right at the time, so generally to the Catholic Church.
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It was about abuse, it was about violence, it was about a lot of things that religion can do. She showed herself in a drastic way. And the entire hall in New York booed her. Chris Christopherson called her and then went on stage again. After she was booed for a minute, he put his arm around her and said to her, Don't let the bastards bring you down. That's also the title of a song by him.
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And then she probably just looked at him, he told years later, and said, I'm not down. And then she really sang this song, War, very brave attitude. Anyway, you have to say, these supposedly crazy women, who were always shown as crazy in the press, Courtney Love, for example, Shannon O'Connor, many years later the story shows that these women with ideas, what they said back then and now have said,
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Harvey Weinstein was the first to be criticized by Courtney Love, as well as Ted Nugent, who somehow kissed Courtney Love when she was 13 years old. Or even more, I don't even want to say it now. She definitely always opened her mouth. She was an exalted, extroverted woman. She was considered a disturbing factor for years. She talked about Dave Grohl and his big money stuff.
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I mean, he's a really wealthy millionaire and he probably didn't take care of the Nirvana stuff either. In any case, it turns out that these crazy women in the story suddenly had a lot of right with what they said and with the attitude they had. And Chris Christopherson made himself a bit immortal through the songs he wrote and that he always showed attitude. And now he died at the age of 88.
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And I'm packing a song from the Highwaymen. These are Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Chris Christopherson and Will Nelson. The song is called... Silver Stallion, an incredibly good song for driving, on the Fidi and Bumsi list.
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Then we also covered them musically a bit. And then I'll also cover Silver Stallion by the Highwaymen. Pretty blatant for Willie Nelson. Willie Nelson is now 91 years old, I think he's even 92 now. That was the big country super group back then, Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Chris Christopherson and him. Now all three of them, all of them are very close friends of his, are now dead.
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And Willie Nelson is the last one who's still alive. I don't even know if I've put the song on the list. I'm the last leap on the tree by Willie Nelson. I'll also put it on the list. Also... I have so much different music that I actually want to put on here. Manu Schau made a new album, but we'll talk about that next time. Bon Iver with Spice Side is also a new song, I think it's very, very nice.
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I think a new album from Bon Iver is coming soon. I'll put all these songs on the Fidi and Brumsi list today. So that you can really listen to some good music.
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How far are you with the electric car now? How do you do it now? No, I wanted to, I said last time, that was my last show without e-bike, but I still haven't had an e-bike. Because you're too lazy. No, the problem is, I live so far outside now, even when people say, Olli, will you come by today or something? I live, I'm really outside now.
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You're not driving the e-bike from you at home to the city center, are you stupid? No, but basically I'm a, I'm a homely guy.
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How is that supposed to work? No, I don't do that. I don't take that shit with me. I would still drive without a helmet. Of course, because if dead, then right. If dead, then right. No, of course I would drive with a helmet. But I don't buy these weather things. In the past, we also rode bikes in short pants in November. You know, back in school. Short pants, wooden rifle. And I keep going.
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I ride with jeans, earplugs, Walkman on one side, in a belt buckle, I ride.
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I don't know if that's a humor-commissioned type. I don't know.
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Yes, but you know what, I would never accuse anyone of that. I think that's a problem that can be overlooked very well, whether people are gendering or not. We can, socially, if we really all stand against Nazis and so on, then it doesn't give a shit whether someone is gendering or not.
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The main thing is that you are on the right side right now and make sure that fascism cannot expand further in Germany. I don't give a shit whether someone is gendering or not, whether you are a first conservative, whether you are a CDU voter. Actually, maybe Friedrich Merz. The main thing is, you're against Nazis. That's for me so easy, I'm just down. It's important to be against fascism.
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Now someone will say, yes, but Friedrich Merz, that's the first. Yes, I hope that Mr. Burns just doesn't become chancellor. That's just my very big wish. We'll be back in a moment. And then there are still some hot topics from me beyond electorate and...
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Ehm, das ist aber auch schon sehr, sehr lange her. Mit so einer Schulbesuchsbegehung oder wie? Man kann ja auch so, ich war da, also ich war im Haus, das deutsche Haus war ich da, wo man das alles sich angucken kann und im Bundestag habe ich im Rahmen einer damaligen, also damals habe ich erstmal eine Freundin von mir besichtigt und zusammen haben wir dann das Bundesdienst besichtigt.
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I think that was a friendly sign in our direction. That means we will be heard at the Heavytones maybe.
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Yes, I have to say, I think I am now pro-Stefan Raab, because if the Bild-Zeitung now runs a campaign against Stefan Raab, because he has never given anything from his private life, the Bild-Zeitung has never given an interview, and they now start criticizing him every week, we should actually, who are also connected to the television, simply, even if it's not the show we expected, still stand on the side of Stefan Raab.
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You can find both cool. You don't just have to find Onkelz good, just Rammstein. I mean, Kevin Russell and Till Lindemann, both were charismatic friends. The one almost killed two children, the other was punched in the face. My God, how do you decide? Both charismatic women.
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I saw it after 20 minutes. I still have so much on the watchlist that I didn't feel like it anymore. But one thing I thought, what does Elton think? Not Elvis. The German Elvis. The German Elvis Elton, the first 90 minutes when he's standing behind in his jacket and finally waiting for his performance. Did he imagine the comeback like that?
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Or did he not hope that he would be able to sit at the table with him at the same time, maybe even press the buttons that he now has in remote control, these one-player? Did he expect that he would only get the last ten minutes of the show? Or did he hope that he would get to the stage right at the beginning with a bungee rope?
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She lived there and then we drove there together. We looked at everything. How did they react when they saw your face in the years to come?
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Yes, I'm still there. The camera was gone. I just had a Japanese drink here. It looks like mirin. What is that? No idea. That's why there was this noise. You had to press a ball in here so that the ball is here and then you drink it.
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My daughter, when she was having a girl's evening with friends, they bought ten of them at the Späti, drank one and since then the other nine have been drinking with us for weeks. That's the interesting thing. I used to have, excuse me, I don't want to talk about other things. But I used to have all kinds of poison and sweets in me.
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And my daughter looks, drinks a sip and says, oh, that's way too sweet, I don't drink that. And puts it in the corner and never looks at it again. And now I have to drink it away. Papa from the TV.
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Right, if you like this idea with the ball and because it just looks fancy from the color, but tastes grayish. Let's get back to Michael Andrak, because I saw him on YouTube. He says, Böhmermann is the last drop for me, or so I only read the headline.
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Yes, he says about you in a YouTube thing, is only with your doomscrolling or YouTube, I'm still a big YouTube fan, best platform in my opinion on the Internet. And there you can find the thing, Michael, on YouTube.
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Yes. Michael Andrak says, I think what Böhmermann does is disgusting. It's from an About Schmidt, because Michael Andrak has now taken over the glorious post on YouTube, to tell some random people how it was back then, the big time in the late 90s, 00s. And I don't know if he gets paid for it. But in any case, it's like this. You don't want to get forgotten. That's the big problem of humanity.
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Fear of death and not getting forgotten sometimes leads to doing really strange things. And just talking to some YouTubers about the golden age. So people can say, that was a golden age.
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I don't know, was Giovanni Zamparelli there too? No, but the applause was bigger than back then, when you appeared as Mr. Pistachio. Oh, I see.
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Yes, that is of course the only way for Pocher to generate attention.
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Of course, he also said, I read a headline, Pocher says Stefan Raab was at the end shortly before the burnout or had a burnout. As if not everyone had seen that he had a burnout and was done after he somehow...
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10 years from monday to thursday moderated this show so that's all now and then somehow the daughter or son goes i know i want to talk about it but that's really the most shameful way that's exactly the case when we both no longer make a podcast at some point and then start with some youtubers to blab about private things about the others or what do i know or something that's so
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What do you mean, what do you mean? It's one of the greatest wonders that he finds people again and again who are leaders for Oliver Pocher, like Günter Jauch, Thomas Gottschalk, Harald Schmidt, the big three. Everyone worked together with Oliver Pocher, everyone made themselves strong, put their protective arms around him.
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There has to be something about him, he has to be a really nice guy in private. Jürgen Bockwitsch often goes to play tennis with him. What? Playing tennis? I don't know, I was once, or football, something. Some kind of sport with a ball. Some kind of sport with a ball.
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What's your name, Ben? Let's get to something that's more unsaid. We've done a lot of gossip and TV coverage here. You wanted to do local heroes. Even myself, I have received countless local hero requests. And I don't know, you chose one today. Maybe I got it too. And maybe we want to do it again today. We have a section, that's what you have to say, where we support small stores.
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We even have another section where we support people who are looking for employees. We also have another section called Trödel Time. We have so many sections. And since we're back in this new, I think, 10th or 12th season, I don't know, this shit with this season lineup. Since we're back from the summer break, we haven't fired a single section. I ask you, Jan, what's the reason for that?
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And won't it be time to give a little service to our listeners again?
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It all looked very swingy. I just looked at your Instastory in preparation for this show, of course, so that I know what your phase is right now. And then you made such a swing and they all looked like they were already against the Prosecco evening, so the Prosecco mood. It was Prosecco.
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I think that's a very sweet suggestion. Nevertheless, I noticed, little boys, I don't know about little girls, but when the garbage truck comes, then there's just a great atmosphere, then there's great joy. The garbage truck is really, and I had, as a little boy, you can still remember when you were three or four, did you have a garbage truck with two trash cans that you could learn from?
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It was the best, and they were so cool, and I always think it's cool when the garbage trucks are still honking, when there are kids standing on the roadside, and they're showing off the garbage truck, and the garbage truck is honking, that's just, that's possible, that's what you, dear people, who work in the garbage scene, I would say, who work in the garbage truck or something else,
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Children love you so much. And even if you have a shitty day, but that's children with glowing eyes on the street and you honk. There is a really good mood for a whole day with the family. Just by honking. With so little you can produce so much. I can only say from experience. And I still remember my little garbage truck that I had back then with the trash can.
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And at some point a trash can was gone and I was ungrateful that one trash can was gone. And then I was... Were you actually a child? From the story, you probably don't know it yourself, did you quail in the toy department? No, I didn't. My great-grandfather told me back then, I was the worst devil. You couldn't go to Karstadt with me. I laid myself on the ground.
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I can't remember it anymore, but I was such a screaming child. If I wanted to have something or thought it was great, several employees had to come to the Karstadt signage, put on a forced jacket and then they brought me out. It must have been really bad with me. I was really an untrustworthy child when it came to wanting to have something.
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Which also lies in the fact that there were very few of us back then. But nonetheless, I was really the one who chained himself to the toy shelf and somehow made terror.
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I have vegan chicken and I'm totally convinced of it. Because one of my favorite things that I really always miss when I don't have meat, now that I've reduced the meat so much, that I only eat in Vienna, I only eat meat abroad, that's my rule. No more German meat. Only when I'm in Vienna or in Spain my chorizo. But at home in Germany there is no more meat for me. Now there are new vegan ham.
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First of all this, and second of all this 8 years difference in our age. Age difference. When I first had Toys R Us, I was already 17, 18, I think, at Eidelstedter Platz. No, not Eidelstedter Platz, but behind Eidelstedter Platz, the 184-year-old, who drives through the Spanish Furt to Schnellsen, Then I always drove past this shopping street. I don't know the name right now.
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There, if you also drive out to Bananen Willi, if you drive out to, or to Krümet, to all these shops where, that's my, Bananen Willi, Krümet, that's my shopping street. I like to drive there. But I was already out of the roughest when Toys R Us arrived in Germany. I notice that. You were probably 14 and I was already 20 or 22.
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Yes, and I found it very strange that there are really families who go to Toys R Us with their children and then really just...
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Well, you have to consider that they have a different way of thinking than we do. We who come from moderately middle-class families.
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I mixed it with a nice Appenzeller, with an Appenzeller that has been around for years. So like we both are. Yes, welcome to Appenzeller. And I made that on toast bread. And that really tastes like the original, the way I like it. I'm just a simple guy. Pizza, cooked ham, I always find delicious, just with ham and mushrooms. And this cooked ham, it just tastes the same.
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If you come from a family that really, really, I'll say, never had anything and maybe also arrived in Germany with a completely different position value and where that was always the great wish, then as a father you want to make your child all the things that you never had yourself. I think the thinking of Hafti in this case or people who do something like that is also simple.
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You haven't had any money for years or decades or a whole generation. Then you get a lot of money and that's about your hip-hop or something. And of course you want to do exactly that. Not to look sad in front of the shelves at other children, rich welfare children who went out with some things. And of course it's the wrong way, but maybe understand a little bit why that is.
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We didn't have it either, we just had technical problems for people who notice it right now. That can also happen here sometimes in the best shows.
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He has been a loyal listener to our podcast for years. Lately, he has been missing his favorite category, animals that have made it. Fortunately, he himself recently discovered a great animal during research for the work that he deserved to be honored in this way.
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I've heard, you shouldn't eat so many substitute products. The body doesn't need any substitute products. That's just the transition phase. At some point you only eat vegetables and stuff. But I'm still in the transition phase. So this cooked ham is doing me good right now, this vegan one.
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Yes, I think Pettingstadt-Pershing and this white dove were two motifs at the time.
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I also find it exciting, especially that really then, that the butt is full of it and that the photo is the characteristic, I talked about it with someone back then, I think Tauben, I don't know it enough anymore, it came to me somehow known somewhere in my back of my head there was something, but hardly anyone knew that, was that actually sad for the Kekinen, is that the question, or did he just enjoy it in silence?
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Finns are very selfish people who also have their own, I was once a Finn and had a fantastic time. I also always hoped that I would marry a Finnish woman at some point.
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By the way, Finn has released a new song, Jan. I'll put it on the video and put it on the list. Finn Klima with the song Tod. That's a song from his upcoming album. We'll also put it on the list. Also not a Nazi. He's not a Nazi either. He's not a Nazi. No, he's not a Nazi. Did you ever report that he's a Nazi or what? Did I miss something again?
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I was played into the timeline of the interview of Matze Hilscher with, what's his name again, Jonathan Meese.
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And a lot of people say, such a revelation, the sentences he says. He doesn't say anything else like he did in the last 20 years. To the front with the art. The soldier has to take off his uniform so that the art, so that we all, we have to get rid of the ideologies. And he's been saying that for 20, 25 years.
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And there are still people who haven't looked at all this and always say, dude, he says such great things. I find it insanely exhausting what he's saying. Because it's of course a nice wish. Yes, but because you don't have access to it.
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Exactly, because I don't have access to art. So forward. The uniform. The soldier has to take off the uniform. The rifle has to become an art form. We all have to. And Wagner, forward with Wagner. Always these same battle sentences. And then they say, yes, let him rule this country again.
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You have a great energy. Yes, I have a loud premonition of a strange energy. I just thought about it during the break. I have a very strange energy.
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Michael Andrang, what does he say about that? I saw a horror movie yesterday, actually. The first time in a long time. Which one? It was Late Night with the Devil. And it was a movie that was really, well, I think the first hour was great. In the end it drifts a lot. I wanted to see a horror movie again. Which I still haven't seen. It's the Hendricks, no, I couldn't speak the name. Mockridge.
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No, but I saw Late Night with the Devil, because it was really messy at the last Fantasy Film Fest. It's a low-budget film by a talkmaster who fought against Johnny Carson in the 70s. An imaginary story. But there is still alleged footage and he has always tried to raise the entry quotas. And then on Halloween night in 1977, I think it was, in the film,
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invited a medium, a woman who is possessed by the devil and the woman is the medium that can talk to her. And all that goes insanely into the pants. It is a good film. I wouldn't say that it's a sensation or something like that, but I really liked seeing it. In the end there are a few gore effects and so on.
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And because I used to, I pulled one horror film after the other, I especially found the beginning, how this story is built up, how this late night story is made like that. And the story is just, first of all, his prehistory is told, how he became an ever-growing talk monster, until his wife died of cancer, after two or three weeks he dares to make a comeback.
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And then always a little bit behind Johnny Carson, always a little bit behind the starting quotas. Even the show, when your wife was just about to die in the show and they were still talking about her life, she had one percent less than the Johnny Carson show. And then they just want to top it all and it's really well set in the scene. I think you would have had your fun in the film too.
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I was really flabbergasted. It's just small nuances that sometimes develop an old to new food. You have to be a little experimental. Grinding small crunchy onions or just putting in croutons, something like that. An old dish yourself, you know what I would like to eat again? A high-gluten pan. I used to have, my grandma used to have spit cabbage or sausage.
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I have so much on the watch list of things I want to look at.
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I also have this thing here, a very good audio game series. I had recently told you that I saw Wie Dann, three parts. Europa, Europa Next is a bit of horror, horror audio games for adults. I think it was from Raimund Weber that he also wrote Gabriel Burns. Did I give you recommendations? A lot of people wrote back to me that they also thought it was great.
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They made a second, really a bit more fucked up, darker audio game series, Hurricane, about the city Hurricane.
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in which special things happen, where everything is intertwined, I have now also heard the last few weeks, to go to sleep, excellent, makes a little more bad mood, very gloomy, Hurricane, the audio game about the city Hurricane, also, I think, by Raimund Weber, also released in Europe, I'm a big fan of it, in my opinion, there can be two or three more series, I'm a big fan.
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Those are things, since I live alone, after that there was never a great sausage pan or a spit cabbage pan. Those are things that slowly fall away. Then I look at Google and look at chefkoch.de or similar things. There are a lot of great providers on the internet and a lot of people. And then I cook an old-fashioned one with cumin, a sausage pan or something.
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Jan, I have one more story at the end of the show. Of course. The Great Lakes in America, do you know them? Do you know which are the big five lakes that are connected to each other? Of course I didn't know that, because geography is not my biggest strength, even though I've been to the Great Lakes. I'll send you the Wikipedia link in a second. Great Lakes. How did you come up with that?
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How did you come up with that story? The Great Lakes are five connected lakes in the South. One of them looks like a huge pimmel, dude. It looks like a huge pimmel. And the interesting thing is that 21% of the South, so it's a freshwater lake. How cute. And it's the biggest, probably, I think there's one lake, and that's the Baikal Lake. Baikal Lake. Lake Ontario, Lake Erie, Lake Huron
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Between Canada and the USA. Between Canada and the USA. There are a lot of interesting stories about it, but the story that brought me to it is a song that I would like to put on the Fitty and Bumsy list at the end of this show. In 1975 an accident happened. The ship was called the Edmund Fitzgerald. It was considered the biggest ship on the seas. You have to imagine it that way.
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These seas are oceans. Huge. Huge. Huge. And there was a big shipping traffic. And the Edward Fitzgerald, which was built in 1958, was the largest transporter ship of this time. Really an incredible ship that was built. And the pride of the ship was at that time and in the village of Superior. There is also the city of Superior, a small port city, which was in the time of economic growth.
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It was very big, however, and in November 1975 the ship set sail to Detroit to transport a large load of iron ore. On the way there, there was a storm. In November, the storms are insanely wild and there is also a so-called process that it is so cold there. I can't describe it exactly because I'm not a meteorologist, but the winds are so strong that it starts snowing very quickly. It storms.
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And in such a storm, the team with 29 people, the Edmund Fitzgerald, fell. It was still tried by another ship, after it had fallen out of the radar, to be launched at a safe harbor. So it was tried, it didn't work anymore, the contact broke off. And the ship sank with 29 people and was considered the greatest accident that happened on this part of the lake.
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These are things that are doing me good right now. I'm noticing my trend right now, where I'm crossing the third half of my life, which is coming now. Oh, that's very pessimistic. Well, the bonus phase. So in my life, I have to realize that I have a longing for very old dishes from my early childhood, the first years with my great-grandparents.
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In addition, it must be said that since the sinking, 6,000 ships have sunk in these lakes and more than 30,000 people have sunk and have never been found again. There is this expression that the lake simply keeps the people in this place. I came up with it through a song. And this song was written by Gordon Lightfoot.
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It's not very well known in Germany, but the song is called The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald and describes the whole story. And it's actually a very, very big songwriting. When you listen to it, you think to yourself, you're on the ship and you're going down with these 29 people. It's a song without a chorus, it's seven and a half minutes long, insane.
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I just think it's crazy that one year after this incident took place, Gordon Lightfoot, whose career was actually already at the end. He was considered a great songwriter in the 50s and 60s. Elvis covered songs from him. Bob Dylan once said about Gordon Lightfoot, the only bad thing about his songs is that they stop at some point. So he really counts as a great man.
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His great time was already over, but this song made him immortal. He talked about these 29 people and about the chef who came out and said to the other 28, it was my pleasure to drive with you. That's how it is delivered, what was in it or not, you don't know. I listened to this song recently and read the whole text. You can also do that on Spotify. And last year Gordon Lightfoot died.
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This song made him so immortal. That in the village where the men grew up, who were mostly very young seamen, who had just founded families. And if you look at the YouTube entries from the song The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, you see our many sons and daughters, these lost seamen, who thank each other that this song was written, which is for this kind of sanctification and also a bit...
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The whole story... Yes, I found it very moving, also very nice that music has the great power to describe a loss or a grief, as it may no longer be done today, because you no longer respect other people as much as it was the case back then. It's a very big song by The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
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I came up with it because I read the biography of Pete Steele, the singer of Type O Negative, who unfortunately also died over ten or twelve years ago. And he always wanted to cover this song. And then I immediately came up with this song, read through the whole story and came across this rabbit hole for two nights.
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I looked at everything about the Great Lakes, about these five big, connected freshwater lakes. I looked at the story of the ship, the boat, and then also the story of... And that's the way it is. I don't know if you know that. You come from one to the other, find one thing interesting, and then you sit two hours in front of the computer. And that's why I love the internet.
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And build one story after another together and get a really big picture that I wanted to share with you. And the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald I'll of course still put on the feed. Listen to this song.
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Except for such nierchen and so, so in the Rhine does not come back, but wirsingpfanne and something like that, that was common with us today, right? I don't know how to make it. I have to learn everything again. I didn't pay enough attention back then. My dear Oliver, we're talking about such profane things as food.
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Even back then, when people were talking about the Dragon Lord, I got so many messages from people saying, but he earned it, he's really a sick guy. And in this Shoyuka debate, it's like, she didn't deserve it better. No, man. No, man, calm down.
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Mein Gott. Und das machen wir jetzt beide im Anschluss in diese Sendung und denken an euch alle. Vielen lieben Dank fürs Zuhören. Schöne Woche. Tschüss.
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I'm also a little tense because I have to talk to you seriously after your last broadcast. I'm not the cleaning fish for Jan Böhmermann, who always swims here and always takes on all of your complaints and then talks to Jan about it. But we have really written a lot of YouTubers and people that you behaved unfairly in your last television appearance to the gamers.
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And above all, one person wrote to me with whom I really wrote longer, Felix von der Laden.
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Der war damals 18 Jahre alt, ich will jetzt nicht seine Mail vorlesen. Und ich war erstmal anti, weißt du, was mich nämlich nervt? Jetzt komm ich mal dazu, Jan. Ich hab nicht so viel Ahnung wie du. Aber gibt es eigentlich noch einen, der hat 2,5 Millionen Follower auf Instagram. Hat mir sehr nett geschrieben, ich war sehr kritisch und hab ihm erstmal ein Foto von ihm mit Montana Black geschickt.
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Weil das ist immer irgendwie für mich schon mal ein Zeichen dafür, dass du auf der falschen Seite stehst. I'm just saying. But I'm also a simple guy who has no idea about this world. And then one thing comes to mind. Is there still one influencer or influencer, a YouTuber, a gamer, a gamer, a YouTuber who doesn't have a photo with Kai Pflaume in her Instagram feed yet?
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Because that was the first thing that struck me again. Why isn't there anyone who says, hey, not until now, Kai Pflaume. Stop. But everyone is immediately like Kai Pflaume. Yes, this is Kai Pflaume. Hello, I wanted to come with you for a short time. If I can go on a tour with you with my e-bike. Then we can make a report on YouTube about it.
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Every YouTuber, every gamer has at least one photo with Jizzes, with Montana Black and with Kai Pflaume. The big three assholes who always have to show up on all Instagram feeds.
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Yes, yes. No, we don't do that. I stay down. You're from the top. I'm in my Elfenbeinturm. You're the one who, you're the Wessi-pig Jan Böhmermann, who judges from above. I judge from below.
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And I tell you now, I almost fell on Kevlar myself when I was one and a half years old when Wer steht mir die Show took part. Kai Pflaume slided into my DMs and wrote super awesome quote, congratulations for the show. And I was also in such an euphoria and then wrote back, hey, thank you very much, Anka, peace sign.
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And then I accidentally met Klaas a few days later and said, Kai Pflaume congratulated me for the awesome quote, so I usually make fun of him at Fest und Floschig. And then Klaas said, I would be careful, that's Kai Pflaume's moustache, he embraces you with five hands, six hands and you can't get out.
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And then you think, oh, so nice, because you are also in the moment when something is going well, you are welcome for praise. And then Kai Pflaume comes with a huge praise, comes with huge arms, hugs you, clasps super tight to you. And then he says two weeks later, he stands in front of your apartment with an e-bike and says, come on, let's drive around a bit. And he also has a social media team.
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That's not a bad thing. And that's how he gets all the people.
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Have you seen that with your upper lip beard? Hey, write me in the comments how you find that with my upper lip beard. Dude, the guy goes to 70 and is somehow so hard with it. He goes to 70, are you stupid? No, he goes to 60. What's wrong with you? Why are you defending him now? I don't want to hang with Kai Pflaume either.
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Felix von der Laden, then I wrote him back. Yes, then he wrote to me that somehow he lives rent-free in your head, because you're always on a 13-year-old thing, where he should have said something that was very stupid, that you could vote for the AfD or look.
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And he said, since then, he even sent me links, made reports for the ZDF, made himself strong for it, somehow, and also made documentation against the right-wing and in general about it, which I haven't looked at now, but I clicked on the links. And somehow the guy, from his whole feed, I know that this is not my world.
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I also don't think that I want to hang out with him privately with an e-bike through the city, like Kai Pflaume. But nevertheless, it was somehow important to him and I should say it with this. There were a few more who also said that this Shushenka or whatever her name is, I forgot the name, is not without either.
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Jan, now I ask you here, especially people, are you sure that everything you do on TV always consists of grounded opinions and analyses?
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Or do you also sometimes, in the years, let it go, let it go, say, yes, that's the way it is, and become such a judgmental guy. Is that still what you do, real journalism, or is it just a matter of opinion, as the picture also does, Jan?