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It's the Dino under the podcast. Here is Fest und Flauschig. I greet you all, dear listeners. My name is Olli Schulz. My long-time partner. My better half. I look in tired eyes. He looks a bit like Groby from the Saison Street. But as a jobless, in love with Groby, who is only active in his nightlife. My dear Rockstar. The one and only Jan Böhmermann.
Hey guys, welcome to Fest und Flausch, today on this Sunday. I'm on tour right now, that's a sentence that only Olli Schulz normally says. Today is the 26th of January, but today I'm on tour. I'm on the road, I'm really in the mode. And those were wild first ten days. The tour is now ... Where do we catch you today?
I'm currently in Munich, I just landed here in the capital of the free state of Bavaria, which is always worth a trip, you always like to be here, it's such an open city.
I'm just coming from Stuttgart, I have a two-hour train ride behind me and today I was allowed to check in a little earlier so that we can record a nice podcast here in the hotel, so that everything works out well, I got into the hotel a little earlier. Oh, Olli, I'm so happy.
Of course we have to talk first, I'm very curious. I'm so happy. I hardly get anything with me since I turned my back on social media, but you will definitely tell us from the first hand today. How was it so far? Is this your fifth or sixth performance today?
No, so today in Munich is our eighth performance. Eighth already? Yes, exactly. No, it's the 8th show. We have Munich, Leipzig, Nuremberg, Vienna and Hamburg. in Berlin and in Essen in the Gruger Hall. These are the last ones and then I'm through on the next Saturday.
But that was ... These are all so huge halls, I only know them from listening and saying. It has always been confusing for me. Gruger Hall, where Queens have already played. Huge, old, big, really legendary halls
We were really in legendary halls. I have to say, first of all, the smaller gigs, so Saarland in the Saarland Hall and also in Erfurt in the fair and in Zurich in the Hall. That was where the atmosphere was the best so far. And in the Saarland Hall, that's really such a legendary hall and they have a really great thing behind the scenes.
They have all the backstage areas labeled with very old posters and the Saarland Hall was opened. 1967 or maybe even a little bit earlier. That means there are really posters hanging from the first Udo Jürgens concerts. Old Otto posters. Roger Whittaker from 1981. Queen also played that. Michael Jackson, legendary interview at Wetten, that was given in 1999 in Saarlandhalle. So it was really...
already legendary events. And every time I said it was especially legendary, then someone comes in the Instagram comments and says, yes, unfortunately the hall is being demolished or our mayor wants to build a new exhibition center now. And all these awesome wooden, tiled, 60s, 50s-year-old halls are all somehow threatened by demolition.
Yeah, and that's why there are super charming Uber Eats, multi-function halls, which are just cold and ugly. That's the problem. Of course, these halls are bigger. They give the possibility that basketball can be played on Sunday. On Monday, a metal band can play there again. On Tuesday, that's there. You have to make money.
And that's why these halls are probably no longer useful, as you actually need them. But be happy that you can play them all again. Then you can tell your parents, your parents, your parents, your parents, your children, that you still played in the hall back then. Where Hermann Göring already had a speech.
Yes, exactly. A few of these doubtful halls. Although that's not true. Munich today is an Olympic Hall. These are actually all totally positively occupied halls. The Schleyer Hall. We always play Fascism is Back as the first track and then the first question was Yesterday in Stuttgart, hey Stuttgart, the fascism is back.
But I mean, who would have thought, we're all standing here together in a hall that was named after an SS member and Nazi criminal. We can't imagine where the fascism suddenly comes from here in Germany. Ambivalent growling and grumbling in the hall. No, but it was a really great tour so far.
Yes, but it's a political night of songs.
It's announced as a political night of songs. The people get what they expect, that's for sure. Yes, and how long does the show last? Two hours? The show lasts two hours, a quarter of an hour, depending on how good the announcements are. So sometimes a little longer. And there's a spectacular wire rope act. We couldn't do it in every hall, but I explicitly wished for it from Philipp.
Don't reveal it, it's still coming. No, I'll reveal it, but I'd like to have a Helene Fischer wire rope number. And when we rehearsed it in Bottrop in the rehearsal hall, I'll put it this way.
That's pretty high and I was really scared, but in the meantime... So you tie your foreskin to a rope and then let it pull you over the audience.
Like Pink or Helene Fischer I'm pulled over the audience, but fixed to the foreskin. And that's spectacular. I was really scared at first.
But you also have a very stable foreskin. Super stable. From Kevlar.
The most stable foreskin in German media circles. So, it's definitely, the tour is a lot of fun. Hey, if you want to come, Leipzig, Quarterback Arena tonight. I've heard the parking lot situation is difficult. You can travel by bus and train. And tomorrow then in Vienna. No, the day after tomorrow in Vienna. I'm really curious, because Vienna is politically a high-class place.
There's just been a debate about whether a right-wing extremist should become chancellor. I'm of the opinion, well, of course. Why not? You have to try everything out.
Let him try it out.
Let him try it out. What should happen? What could possibly go wrong? What should... I mean,
What can go on now? Elon Musk has made the Hitler greeting saloon-able again. It is now the Musk greeting. There are rumors that the guy might be a communist. I read the funniest things there. I also get all that with me. I don't live completely under a rock.
Before we get into the political topic... I want to talk about the tour with you. I want to talk about your last 10 days, because you really look like a newborn. And you have to be honest, we haven't heard each other for almost 10 days. We have pre-recorded the other podcast from last week. And now you're so fresh, you look so good. Thank you. Were you in such a strange Fango package again?
Were you with Marin Kreumann in Sri Lanka or what was going on?
Similar. I was with my dear good old friend Rasmus Englert, whom I think you have already met. I know him. On a spiritual journey. We actually enjoyed ourselves a few days. And then I was, of course, as I have already announced, this time really in a silent monastery. But were you really there? Did you really keep quiet? I lied last time, of course. But somehow it's been with me for so long.
But I was there for two days. For a long time I held it as a double. I don't hold it off either. But two days not talking to me did me good. And I haven't eaten meat yet. I don't drink alcohol. And I haven't talked about it for a long time. You've been making fun of it for a long time. with the smoking and you know that for me as a musician it was a real fight.
There were always moments and that's the big danger for me. I can live very well without a cigarette, except I'm on tour. That's why there's no tour this year. It's really the worst, to get it all the way to the point, when I get off stage, the cigarette of the night, that was the best. But now, after an organizer came to me on the last tour,
and I had a pimple in my mouth, he said to me, it breaks my heart to see you smoking here, because you were my role model, you talked about it so emotionally. And that broke my heart again. And I also thought, dude, no, I have again, besides the young teenager and stuff, now it's really over. Now there's no more talking about it.
And that cost a little more energy, but I feel very well settled now. And I'm amazed myself how good my skin is. And the hair is actually a bit fuller. And all of that without Osempic and other shit.
Just the toxins out of the body. Unbelievable. Let's see how long it lasts this time. I'm pressing your thumbs that it lasts for a very long time. Because you look really great.
But you look great too. And you know what I find remarkable? You stand on stage for two hours. And then you still take the time for the fans, one hour on the merchandise, you take pictures, give autographs, don't let people wait for nothing. How is that for you?
I have to honestly say that this time the Rundfunk Tanzorchester does that. You really have to say that they are an absolute bank. So even if I have a bad mood now because some letters have come in from the lawyer and I am mentally busy. The Rundfunk Tanzorchester Ehrenfeld is always on leave and as soon as the curtain falls, They sprint to the merch stand to sign everything.
You can also sign some contracts, some pyramid schemes. They just sign everything, they sign everything. And it's totally awesome that the orchestra has so much fun while I'm wearing my sweaty clothes behind the stage and crying again and falling back into my artist depression. They're up front and have contact with the fans and the people who came.
I think that's really great when you work as a part-time job. I think that's really great. But they really do it. They really go to the merch stand and have a lot of fun. The Jadebubes too. And do you know who's on tour? The Queech Boys are on tour.
Oh! Famous from Hallo Spencer.
Yes, exactly. The Queech Boys, Winfried Debertin, the creator of Hallo Spencer, lent it to me. And we sing a song together, the Queech Boys and I. And they travel in flight cases. And it's really creepy when they're unpacked. And then there are Carl Otto, Carl Gustav and Carl Heinz in there. The Queech Boys. I would totally agree.
But I wouldn't have thought as a six-year-old watching N3 TV at 6 p.m. on Friday that one day I would go on tour as a 43-year-old with the Queech Boys. Well.
Well, but at least it's nice. Jan, I have to say, I had a fantastic evening yesterday. I let it crack yesterday. I was yesterday in the tipi at the chancellor's office. Aha. I've never been there. That's this, uh, uh, cabaret is that normally. That's where Serdar Sumuncu always insults the audience with Florian Schröder and loses his nerves. Legit. Legendary. Legendary.
And yesterday I was at Siegfried and Joy, whom I first really loved and got to know at our Christmas circus, which we will also talk about in a moment. But first to Siegfried and Joy. I was with my daughter, I was with Laura Andersson and with Frank, who you know, I'll just say a few names. Security Frank. Security, Frank.
I was there with them yesterday because they were all so excited about this little show by Siegfried and Joy at our last year's Christmas party. And I have to say, that was two hours of just great entertainment show.
And what I never knew, and I have to say, ashes on my head, I thought they couldn't do any real tricks, or they do all the time with this golden thing, what they always do on the reels. That's just promo. That's just a promo, that's of course her signature move and I was there and it was such a beautiful evening.
And what's also amazing is, I thought they were like Prenzlauer Bergzauberer, that only hipsters go there. No, there was an older audience, you could go there before, we came later, but that's such an event series where you are, then the artist comes, there's a break. Before the break you suddenly hear Otto Sander's squeaky old voice, who probably spoke again before his death, dear audience.
Here's the show. Please order your last drink now. You get goosebumps. I thought it was great.
I hope that's right. But from Siegfried and Joy or is that from the teepee in the Kanzleramt?
No, I think it's from the house. It's from the house. And Siegfried and Joy, you know what? They just walk through the audience in front of the show for the first time. Do it with all the photos. Greet everyone in the tent personally. And then go on stage. Do a show not only for children. There were some children in the audience. And it's so beautiful.
I had two hours of continuous grinning in my face. And that was just totally fun. And I can only recommend it to everyone. I think it's going really well with them at the moment. You don't have to worry about that.
There are children's shows and there are adult shows. That was an adult show for you in the evening?
Yes, it was an adult show in the evening. And it was just so beautiful. And I have to say, in a time when everything is getting more and more negative, where you are confronted with so much bad news, with so much shit around us, is exactly the right thing in between. Just to get a positive energy again. And the two of them do that very well.
I have to say, really, hat off to this show that they do. Then they also have the right attitude politically, I think. Then they are also guys who are just sympathetic. I really enjoyed that very much. We all, our whole table has really been grinning all the time. It's not that you laugh so loudly, but it's just a show of well-being and I really can't give you the effort to get tickets.
There's probably also somehow at the end they said a mail order list wherever they are when they play new shows, because it's probably no longer necessary at the moment that they have to do this trick with this golden cloth again and again, because they have enough people now. But then I got a cappuccino. In the evening? In the evening, to stay awake a little bit, because I was so tired.
And then my pump broke. That was the first coffee in weeks that I drank. I immediately noticed. By the way, coffee is also a poison. It also has to get out of the body. Coffee is also a addiction. I changed everything, Jan. But let's not focus on our great podcast show that we're doing here. I'm still the old Olli Schulz. This morning I had to pick up cash.
And then I have to tell you briefly, Jan, you know that I have a heart for old people, but this morning I had to go to the bank of my trust and a nightmare for me is, I open the bank, there are two cash machines there and I want to withdraw money very quickly and stand in the second row with my car, which I have never heard of before, and go into this front room of the bank and then there are four pensioners in front of the two cash machines.
And two are standing and trying to collect money. And behind them are two more. And I know, I'm not myself anymore. I can't tell myself, I'm the dumbest young guy. Oh, I have to turn it off. Who's calling now? Who is it? Peter? Gaila, I'm doing a podcast right now. I really can't. Gaila. Gaila was that. Gaila Maksymanowski, the hearing aid acoustician. The older ones will remember.
And then I think like this, money machines have to be made for people who are just old, because it just takes 20 minutes for two pensioners to make it, to get money out of the money machine, because they type something wrong, because they then look at it and then secretly steal it again, or yes, someone steals the secret number from them. Marker! Nobody cares about your secret number, pensioners!
Nobody cares! And then I hear two people talking, one of them saying, this is not my Berlin anymore. Then they complained about something outside. And then I would have said, no, it's not your Berlin anymore either. But it was never your Berlin either. Berlin only worships people when they are young, active. And if you are old, then you go to a suburb of Berlin.
Then you go to Lichterfelde Ost, then you go to Brandenburg or something else. and you have your peace there. Berlin is not made, you should not live in Friedrichshain or in Pernzlauer Berg anymore. That is so made by nature, the old people are pushed out, so that there is no traffic jam at the cash machine.
Like an ingrown hair or a splinter, it is pushed off the body like that. In Berlin, when you get old, you are encapsulated in an old capsule and outside at the city edge of the CDU, in the CDU belt.
In the CDU belt, that's the way it is. And you have to accept that at some point. There are always people who say, I think it's a shame in Berlin, in Prenzlauer Berg, you hardly see any old people. Yes, because the old people don't belong there anymore. What are they supposed to do there? Should they go to Aunt Renate or something, to a party with you or something? There is no place there.
And if I'm 60, 70, probably 70, at 60 you can still do it. There are also people like that. Look, do you know this one old man who is always in Berghain with the Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now it's hanging on my belly. Where was it actually put on? And if the tattoos don't make any sense anymore, because the skin flaps fall into folds and you don't even know what motif it is anymore, then it's time to go into the CDU belt of Berlin. And I have in Zurich, I can tell such great stories about on the way,
In Zürich, a great money machine, a mini anecdote, there are money machines with opening times. And that was a normal money machine, I had to wash the laundry, half of the tour was in Zürich and I was like, dude, awesome, I'm in Zürich now, the most expensive city on the whole tour, and here I'm going to the laundry salon.
And then I first drove to the laundry salon, found out that the only laundry salon in the center of Zürich, which you could reach somewhat, was already in front of the main station. With an e-scooter, I had to drive there for 20 minutes. And then I went in there completely blue-eyed, because I thought, hey, Zurich is just a modern big city, an international big city.
Simone Biles, the Olympia artist, was with her boyfriend in Zurich. I thought, man, so cosmopolitan, you can definitely pay with a card in the washroom. Of course you can't. In the washroom in Zurich, as everywhere else, you only pay with coins. Then you have to organize fucking Swiss francs first. Then the cash machine had opening hours. That was a normal cash machine.
But it is closed at 22 o'clock. Can you do it after 22 o'clock? Yes, Swiss law. That's how it is. So that no one stands around in the evening.
But you wanted to wash clothes in the laundry room? Yes, exactly. I have a laundry room. Don't you have a laundry service at the hotel? Oh, you're out of town every day. I'm out of town every day.
And do you really want these weird, my underpants, dude, do I really want them folded for 15 euros per underpants, then somehow clipped on a bar or something? No, I've never taken that into account either. I've never done that before. No, I've never done that. Then you do that, then you fold it and you do it well, I think. You put a bag of laundry in front of the door.
Then you get it back much too finely washed. It smells great. Also several laundry long. It smells super good. But you don't want... My shiny underpants, man. I can show you in a moment. Do you really want them for 15... They cost 15 euros, man. Why do I want to wash them for 15 euros per piece? No. Nevertheless, two laundry costs 49 francs. That was really fucking expensive. And, um...
Then I had to buy myself a travel bag. It cost me another 30 euros or 30 francs. I went into a co-op and I still had a bag, a laundry bag. And I went up the mountain with the laundry bag between my legs on the e-scooter. And no one tells you that Zurich is such a hilly city, dude. How is it, right?
And if you're not driving next to a Range Rover that's driven by an Arabian diplomat, then there's a tram behind you and you have to be careful not to get into the tram tracks with an e-scooter or a bike. I'll put it this way, Zurich, infrastructure for bicycles and such, not perfect either.
Also not perfect, I have to say. No, not at all. But it's also a city with a dark past. Stucki used to live there once and I think he lived there for half a year. But I'm not an urban myth here. By the way, he also stopped smoking. He also got really good skin. I saw it in an interview. Really?
But I'm happy for him. Funnily enough, a colleague of mine, a younger colleague from work, is just starting to read the old Stuttgart Barre books. She complained about it on Instagram, that it's three quarters through, it's always about taking drugs. I just wanted to know how it was behind the scenes with Harald Schmidt.
And then he just really had, it's true, when you get used to all these old Stucki things, that was already a lot, just drug stories, the whole time drug stories.
And he also wrote a great book with the Panik-Heart. And I noticed, I found it quite funny, I finally heard the Manfred Krug audiobook on my spiritual journey. And there is also a part where he says, today a young journalist came by from a tight music magazine, Stuckrad Baare, I was amazed how well he wrote, how attentive he was.
And I really have to say, he can still probably talk and write about musicians and also make really good reports. And Manfred Krug even had to tear himself up to write a few thanks. And that's what he did in his diary somehow. I just heard it a few days ago. I thought it was quite nice.
What is the current project of Benjamin Krug? from Stuttgart Bar. Is it still Martin Suter or what are you doing right now? Again with Döpfner, trying to make friends again. Ah, okay, because now that Matthias Döpfner has arrived in the center of power, maybe it's worth it. No, I don't think so. I think he's very consistent there. I can't imagine that he'll fall over again.
I don't think so either. We talk about it, it's our big bullshit talk sometimes in between. I can of course talk to you about Elon Musk right now. I don't want to talk about Donald Trump at all, but what I've been watching for a few days and who really holds the flag up in a funny way is Jimmy Kimmel. And I don't know if you like Jimmy Kimmel, especially the stand-ups, the opening.
I'm actually never a huge Jimmy Kimmel fan.
I always find him a bit...
But, I tell you, how he's making fun of Donald Trump and how he's picking things out, he also has an excellent editorial staff, that's really funny. And that's one of the few who doesn't, I mean, that's so unbelievable. Let's talk about it briefly. Zuckerberg, even Bill Gates, everyone licks his dick.
Bill Gates was, and then they all sit there at this ceremony, for a million you could buy yourself a table, I think, or you could say, And then all these rich, you really have to say, rich men are sitting there, groping around. You look at them all, you think they're all on some strange drugs, especially Elon Musk. I'm pretty sure he's got some psychedelic stuff in him.
Otherwise you can't lose your mind so much in such a short time. And you see all that and then you really think, we're really living in a dystopia that we never thought we'd ever get to, right?
Yes, especially because you always thought, oh well, when they're already writing diversity out there on the flags and it's all about more, this whole talk. And it took exactly 24 hours and it was completely the opposite. And in the end you just see what the scene is really about, about power and about money and about nothing else. And all this talk about new masculinity.
Dude, please look at Mark Zuckerberg. What does he want from me? What is this concept of masculinity? What is this idea of masculinity that is being propagated? What kind of shit is this? Has this ever worked in the long run? And I think, you know, if these people have been in power for long enough, the time is merciless.
You just have to look and wait and you can't adjust yourself for so long, your character so long behind the facade. I was still very surprised that he got in there so quickly, but probably you have to... The time, the time, the judgment of time is merciless and they will be viewed with distance as the losers in the story that they are now.
And of course, it may be temporary, that they are now just pressing the buttons, that they are now re-designing the world. The thing is, without taking people with you, it doesn't work. And I think it falls faster. when they think that it sucks that people don't want to follow them. Because what, to be honest, what is that? What kind of people are they?
What kind of incredibly reckless, fearless, now argued according to masculinity concepts, eggless guys? What kind of guys are they? You can't rely on them, that's zero.
Did you see the speech of the bishopess Mary Ann Edgar Budde?
I saw it, and who really keeps the flag high? It's a woman. In this whole men's world.
And then also from a Christian ... still, it was the only ... of course you looked in the face of Donald Trump, who immediately posted, I think, that was totally disrespectful of her, what she did there.
But my god, I think at the moment, I don't know, it's always like this, just no withdrawal from, Ricardo Lang wrote, we shouldn't all withdraw from social media, a few people also have to fight against it, but what do you want against such a horde of idiots and barbarians?
What can anyone do if someone can change the rules of this network, in which supposedly everyone can act with free expression, on the push of a button and no one does anything about it? The problem is also with Instagram. I posted this joke from the Titanic this week with Hitler making the mask greeting, story locked, story deleted. Really? Yes, a claim made, a claim rejected.
You know, there's just a social platform, a marketplace that belongs to private people and they set the rules themselves. And society has no influence on it, or rather the people who could regulate it, don't do it. And that's the actual problem. I've been saying it for years, for years! Since six, seven years.
Guys, that's totally dangerous if you don't follow the rules that apply to such platforms. And now we have the salad. Now the rules are coming. Don't you dare to follow the rules to not annoy Donald Trump or what? I find it particularly shocking how quickly these guys change and how they really...
Who am I to judge?
But I know these guys, these were the guys from the IT course who were a little crazier than you yourself. And now you're there and they make you ... Dude, you've never been a manly guy. You've never been one. You've always hated the guys who put you on thick forearms. And now you start, because it somehow works, you start to make you manly.
Manliness, according to my definition, is when you let it be considered a category at all. Or, I don't know, manliness, just to talk about manliness. But if, then have a look.
For everyone around you, then take care of the people around you, then be selfless and, and, and... So I think there are attributes that can be described as masculine, but they certainly do not belong to where you misuse power or hang something on the flag.
Yes, you know, I think if you say to possess masculinity positively, then something like common sense, but even there you can't say that's something masculine, but... Just these weird concepts of masculinity. What is this? What's wrong with them? What's the problem? What's the problem with these guys?
The problem is that they all feel so attacked by a progressive, modern world and don't want to realize it. And they see their old values and traditions as the only lifeline. And the only thing they really... Well, that could be a little more broadened now, but in our podcast we are above all someone who also likes to let our feelings out here. But I don't want to say too much about it now.
I'm so grateful. We really arrived at this simulation that we never thought would ever take place.
But the thing is, it's not a simulation, it's not a cult Böhmermann gag or something like that. It's reality and you have to deal with it very quickly for it to change. And I'm so grateful that our contract partner Spotify only spent 150.000€ for the pre-inauguration brunch on the day before the inauguration of Donald Trump.
Because you have to look at it as a European platform, which in the broadest sense still keeps the European flag high. You still have to deal with it pragmatically. And if Ben Shapiro and Joe Rogan are there and you have a little bit of money, for American pragmatic politics, I can totally understand that.
Hey, Spotify, no problem, spent 150,000 euros for the pre-inauguration brunch of Donald Trump. Why not? Oh my God, that's a lot of money. If I become chancellor, then I definitely want to get a brunch sponsored by Spotify. I think you can rely on it. Spotify is a bit involved everywhere, as it should be for a platform that has to take place.
Although I haven't seen Daniel Ekter sitting at the table. I didn't know what Daniel Ek looks like. Honestly. I've looked at him more often. Do you know what he looks like? Also a bit bald, short hair.
No, but Daniel Ek doesn't take part. He doesn't take part.
He's still holding out there. Let's hope it stays that way.
Who would have thought that all these dissocial freaks, who do nothing but program algorithms that make people addicted, that they don't even have democracy in their minds. That they don't even have the common good and equality of all people in their heads, but that they really only care about power and money. Who would have thought that? Who would have thought that?
And I think it's so cool how this Hitler greeting from Elon Musk, how all these gargoyles come out of the spring house right away. That was clearly a fascist greeting, I have to admit. Then do the greeting yourself at the next Christmas party. I tried to do it on stage. I didn't even dare to do it ironically.
I thought, now I'll do it as a joke and say, it's the mask greeting, I'm a left-wing extremist. I didn't dare. Because you have to bring that first, man. Stand in front of a few hundred people and say the greeting of Elon Musk and speak out behind it. That was of course a Hitler greeting.
I saw a great documentary the day before yesterday about Anselm Kiefer, the artist who lives in France. Wim Wenders did a portrait of him and he also really provoked in a way that is not always well received in Germany. I think that's why he went on the flight to France. I mean, he was born in 1945, he experienced the post-war period.
And in his final work, he said to Hitlergruß everywhere in Munich, in Paris, and said, now Germany will finally occupy what it couldn't do back then, Germany will occupy. There was a huge uproar. Of course that was a provocation by him. And then at some point he painted a picture where he painted the old German artists Goethe and so on, who were also instrumentalized by the Nazis.
And then they said, do you want to raise Nazi gods here again? And then he was asked, are you anti-fascist? And he said, no, I'm not anti-fascist. Because at that moment he thought, it would not be fair to the anti-fascists who gave their lives in the Second World War, who put their lives at stake, if each of them just said, I'm anti-fascist.
It's all a bit difficult, but it's all so remarkable and interesting. And this documentation from Wim Wenders about Anselm Kiefer I thought was really good. Especially because at the beginning the first three quarters of an hour is not even talked about. And then they drive there in France, near Paris, through his, let's say, leisure park that I built myself.
These huge pictures that he made, these sculptures that don't always meet my taste, but still have remarkable... And that's really a great documentation, you can look at Prime, I don't know, it costs money, 299, 399, it costs money in the meantime. But the most beautiful thing I've seen from Wim Wenders, namely one day before, that's why I even came to the Anselm Kiefer documentary.
is his new movie, Perfect Days, about the toilet cleaner in Tokyo. It's so beautiful. It's one of the most beautiful movies I've seen in a long time. And everyone who wants to escape from this world, from this hectic world that really stresses you sometimes, I can recommend the movie Perfect Days by Wim Wenders. It's just really touching.
There's an incredible amount of music in it, so beautifully staged. And the main character, a Japanese... Oh, I don't know. Sorry if I'm so badly prepared. Der Typ spielt einfach so unglaublich. Sein ganzes Gesicht, du siehst da sein Leben drin. Auch ein Typ schon, ich glaube, 70 Jahre alt. Und am Ende läuft Nina Simon, it's a new day, it's a new dawn.
Und du siehst die Kamera nur auf seinem Gesicht. Und wie er da Trauer leidet. The feeling that everything in this life is present, sadness, happiness and this whole mixture, this is great art, this is great cinema, this is one of the best films. Please give me a like, if you really just turn off your cell phone and let yourself fall into it.
I'm a fan of the films of Wim Wenders anyway, but with the film, which is also 79 years old, looks incredibly fit for it, I think. This movie is really a really small masterpiece, a small, big masterpiece and takes you out of this stressful world. Very great movie, Perfect Days by Wim Wenders. Watching is my big recommendation.
And Jan, when I'm already there, I'll put two more songs on the list and then I would like to go to the kitchen for a moment. I put seitan in it this morning, or rather put it in the pan. Then I bought China cabbage.
Self-made seitan?
Yes, I put it in and then I have to cut it up. Then I have Schmand, then I have China Coal, then I have Champignons. All of that is just bubbling up at level 3 and I would like to go and have a look, because I'm alone at home, because that will be our lunch from Juri and me. And I would like to put two more songs on the list now. Ringo Starr made a song.
Ringo Starr is also a guy who stands for positive energy. Look Up, pretty simple message, can be used sometimes. The video is also very sweet. I also find it somehow nice that we live in a time in which Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney still live. Ringo Starr with Look Up and also a insanely awesome song by DJ Kotze and Arnim from the Beatstakes.
So Arnim the singer, Teutoburg-Weiß, Arnim and then the Düster Boys, what are they called again? They are also part of this song. The song is called Düsseldorf Duster Boys. Exactly. How beautiful you are. Really beautiful song. I think it's really, really great. Greetings and I'll put it on the list. And exactly, do you also want something from you and your oeuvre?
I want to put a song on the list that accompanies me on tour because it is played on the big entry list. I have such an entry list on Spotify, so when the people enter the hall, I have curated the music myself. I've been doing that for years now, it's part of it.
And above all, because at some point I found out how much GEMA is being spent, I mainly took only artists from whom I want them to get as much GEMA as possible. And one artist, who doesn't really need it, she doesn't live anymore, but from whom I heard a really great song, I just want to put it on the list today.
And that is from Hildegard Knef, the unforgettable, great Hildegard Knef, the song Fragebogen. Lyric, really, it really kicks you away, how awake and how bright and how great the lyrics are. And of course, as always, she performs fantastically. And it's actually just about filling out a questionnaire and about questions that you get asked at a completely different time.
Every second question has something to do with the military. Very fascinating. I can announce now, after our little break, there is a somewhat sad story from my hometown Fegesack. There is a store there and I want to use this show somehow. Your favorite Chinese. No, he doesn't close it, but the bookshop Otto & Son, where I always bought books as a child, 98 years old.
There are two bookshops in Bremen, Fegesack in Bremen Nord, namely the chain bookshop Thalia Buu. And then there are the family-led, small, old, 98-year-old, located in Fegesack, since 1927, Otto & Son. And they close. And I'm going to try to use this podcast as a forum to save this bookshop. I don't know exactly how that's supposed to go. I'm going to take a break now.
quickly read what you can do there. We'll be back in a moment. Olli is making salt.
Exactly, I'll go to the pan for a moment and maybe I'll take a nap for a moment. You have five minutes, Jan. All right.
See you soon, Olli. See you soon at Fest und Flauschig. Bye, guys. Bye.
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Schock haben viele momentan. Hier ist Fest und Flauschig, euer Lieblingspodcast. Hallo, einen schönen Sonntag wünschen wir euch. Oder Montag.
Or Monday, Sunday the 26th or Monday the 27th, January 2025. And we have to take a quick look back at one of the most beautiful events of the last year, of the last year, namely our Christmas circle. We talked a little bit about it briefly, because we talked about Siegfried and Joy, because you were in the tipi yesterday.
They were our guests there, also very generous, without us asking them for them from free pieces. 10,000 euros donated.
I thanked myself again in your name yesterday. I said thank you for the money. That's not self-evident.
Of course, we already had guests there, I'll tell you, who promised in front of the cameras that they would donate. But the money never arrived. We don't want any name-dropping, nothing at all. Not at all.
Thiago also made 10 tickets loose, you have to say.
Or as Andrea Kiewel said at the Brandenburg tour, Chiaogi.
Chi-Augie. And here's Shirin David and Chi-Augie. I've already thought about it. Am I a bad influence for Chi-Augie? He does such good things. All of a sudden, there's this number with Shirin David. I would say, it's not the strongest number from both, right? But it works. I was honestly really happy.
I was happy that ZDF, I mean, at this show at the Brandenburger Tor, is so progressively on the move. When Kerner and Kiwi have been here for 30 years, all of a sudden Shirin and Chi-Augie is... So come on, it's worse.
Well, okay. But it also went so musically that they didn't ask me anymore. I'll put a few more texts in there. Because the funny thing is, I still wrote to him on that day. And he was just with Pascalowicz here, with his better half on tour. And I said, hey, great that we got to know each other this year. I sent him a message like I do that to a lot of people. Wish you all the best for next year.
He called me, we chatted briefly. And then he also said, we're listening to a Radio 1 show that went on that day, by the way. And there I told, I was once, when Jürgen and Klaas were moderating at the Brandenburger Tor, And I thought it was a pretty desolate event. And then he didn't dare to tell me on the phone, I'm on my way there and play there tonight.
I first heard it on TV, because of course we watched this show here in the evening and I thought, really, now you're there at the Brandenburger Tor. But the song, so to be honest, they never had such a star, Shirin David, and otherwise they're always here, what's his name again, Mark Terenzi, try another comeback or similar people, I don't know.
He's now settled down with a family in Turkey and detoxified, by the way.
Yes, and Sarah somehow pays him for the things. I don't want to talk about it at all.
I mean, alcoholics. Yes, but the strong men then keep the spoiled guys. I mean, Sido too, I've heard, the new friends of Sido now live together with the old woman. Because Sido doesn't care about the children. So Charlotte is her name, I think. Charlotte Würdig, exactly.
Exactly, after Sido left his new girlfriend, who just had a child, I think before she was born, she said, then move in with me, then I'll help you raise the child. And now they're doing a WG. Well, that's how it is. I don't even know what's going on there. What's going on with Sido? Huh?
I don't know.
He's still living the rockstar life of the 90s.
I've read a very unpleasant story before Christmas, that he humiliated a 12-year-old girl on stage. Very unpleasant things.
Yes, but you have to say, there was the Breit. You have to apologize, man. There was the Breit. And in Berlin it's always like that. Berlin is one of us.
Come on, let's quickly discuss something positive again. The Christmas circus. So first of all, 34,624 donors. There are fewer donors than last time, but they have collected a lot more money together. We have collected a lot more money together. On the Fest und Flauschig Better Place website, 2,389,441 euros have been collected for our four donations.
Peter, the Schutzengelwerk, Pro Mädchen and Die Ärzte ohne Grenzen. The donation record is broken, Jan. Absolutely, the donation record. There's a little bit more to it. I have to get the small print out of here.
Jan, I wanted to ask you one thing in between. If we broke the donation record now, could I have my 20,000 back? Nein. No, no.
I still have plans for the future. There were still donations. We announced a sum last week. That wasn't the final sum, because there were still donations. The transfers are sometimes a little longer. That's why the sum was corrected again. Then came the bill from our Christmas circus. Tickets were also sold. And there are 7,817,54 euros on top. So that we end up with a total sum of 2,397,261.54€.
And Spotify rounds up again. They just put 50 cents on it. From the Joe Rogan box, from the Ben Shapiro box, 12,738,46€ are rounded up again. That means we come to 2,410,000€. 2,410,000 euros. Thank you very, very, very much in the name of our four donations. That's pretty incredible. And that was a really great event. This year we can announce it now.
Despite the circumstances, you have to say last time, it was a good event.
Yes, the terror attack from Magdeburg, it went parallel to it. Also, my goodness, a right-wing extremist-motivated terror attack. It wasn't a nice evening. Nevertheless, you have donated very well. And this year is our 10th Christmas circus. End of the year, our big 10th Christmas circus. I don't want to make promises, but this year, this year we have to give everything again.
It could be our last one.
And I think we'll give everything again for it, Jan. Maybe you have to start offering something to the people on stage. You know? Don't we both try to get so fit this year that we both show a boss transformation on stage? Naked Oberkopf.
Tell me, what is actually with our sexy calendar? We promised in the Christmas circus that we would reach a sexy calendar when a certain donation amount is reached.
Yes, I promised that, but I think that there are already so many who have done that, or are we not? I think someone has already done it. Someone wrote to me, some influencer or some, I don't know who, has already made a sexy calendar. Maybe we should only do feet. Yeah, but do you think that's enough? Six times your feet.
Well, if we paint them once in rainbow color, for example, then painted feet.
MC Smoog, he sent me his sexy calendar twice. He's really very erotic. The gold standard of the erotic men's calendar. I could imagine, we have to prepare a little bit, because the year has already started, it would be the sexy calendar for 2026, we could present it at the christmas circus this year.
I will give that on a reissue, so that we can discuss it again beforehand, so that it becomes true. But I didn't forget that.
No, I was also written down a few times last year, but where is the calendar now? We have to see, we could with a good photographer or a photographer, but that really has to be in a familiar... Aesthetically, aesthetically.
Ethically and in a familiar, so I would find it great in such a remote warehouse or something, maybe in such an industrial hall, on such an iron carrier, as I always like to say, that she gets naked.
I like that I once had a photo shoot with Daniel Josephson, who unfortunately no longer lives, a great photographer, where I had this Kim Kardashian ass picture for the Zeit Magazine, it was a cover of a wall. At first I had a suit on and when I flipped it over, I was on it with a blank ass. So really sweet, nice ass and with a little bit of photomontage.
I could imagine a few confusing people in their ... Yes, but I wouldn't ...
No, not AI.
That was my real ass. There was a little photoshopped at the back.
But that was the ass of Dings here. What's her name? Kim Kardashian.
No, that was a real ass. But I could imagine a few people in their cis-heteronormativity to shock with such very diffuse erotic pictures, where you don't even know exactly where you are. Do you want to go through a hetero-scratch now or what, Jan? I already am. Mostly not sexually, but mostly political hetero-scratch. I mean, with your progressive lifestyle.
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I have a, in our tour, in my show with the Rundfunk Tanzorchester, there is a passage where I really, the people, it also has something to do with the wire ropes, where I really push physicality, sexiness and also my sexual orientation and gender identity to completely new limits.
Do you have the Pistachio costume from the Marc Terenzi show on again? Giovanni Zarella. Monty Zarella, exactly.
Giovanni Zarella was in the Köln Arena at our biggest performance. I asked Giovanni Zarella if he wanted to come by. We sang Azzurro. It was mega awesome, super professional. By the way, do you know who was also a special guest? Dandeman had two... Oh, how nice. We hadn't seen each other in ages and then we stood there again.
I was there from the year 2035 when his next album will be released.
That's the sentence I say every time. Hey, Dande. Make an album. Dende, make an album. I've always said that at the show every week. Dende, make an album. Yeah, yeah, no problem. Dende, make an album, man. You're doing a tour, it's sold out right away. You're stupid, man. Make an album. People are waiting for you. But he's so demanding. He is so demanding.
Of course. That's part of it. But you can always rely on it to become an absolute bringer.
Can I invite you to my show in Berlin, Olli?
Sure, I'll come anyway. But I want to be under the audience. Yes, come on. Yeah, yeah. But I'm in the audience somewhere in the corner. And judged from the side. Oh, I don't want to talk nonsense. No, I'll look at it. It's on a Sunday, I think. No, no, it's not on a Sunday. It's the next week. It's on the 30th.
No, yes, on the 30th. On the 30th of January, this Thursday.
Ah, that's already there. Yes, this Thursday, Max Schmelinghalle. I'll be there. And one thing is, when you find me in the audience, you can take pictures with me, I'll make autographs, I'll do everything you want. I'm not like that. I think it's my people's fault. So when you see me, don't worry, say, hey Olli, I'm happy about it. Make one on Volksna, old man.
You don't feel like it sometimes either.
I don't have any either. During the last tour I didn't want to get sick when you hug so many people. And I always kiss them all. I get a lot of kisses at the show. No matter if it's a man or a woman, non-binary, I kiss them all. I don't give a shit.
At the show I have a changing room, a black party tent. That had exactly the size that I thought, several times I sat in this party tent and thought, maybe that's the blowjob box from Till Lindemann. Because you know, this equipment is always given away to other artists. And that's why we called the tour Eisern Ehrenfeld.
Because we thought back then, maybe we could get the old stage elements of Rammstein cheap at Ebay Kleinanzeigen. Unfortunately, Rammstein has not been canceled, but are more successful than ever.
Ja, es läuft richtig gut für die.
Ich hab wieder irgendwie Flake auf irgendwelchen Instagram-Timelines schon wieder gesehen, wie er da im Glitzer-Kostüm steht. Es läuft alles wahnsinnig gut und so. So viel zum Thema Cancel Culture is real. No, it's not real. It's not really real.
Ach Quatsch, dem bei dir läuft's richtig gut. Ja, freut mich, freut mich. Now the people who are really behind the ideology are also coming. Now the people who are really behind the ideology are also coming. Apropos cancel culture.
It broke my heart to learn this week that the book store in Bremen, where I really bought as a child, where we bought our school books, where I bought my Christmas gifts. There were two bookstores. CC Otto and Otto and Son. It was a bitter fight, they had nothing to do with each other. Otto and Son and CC Otto fought in the Fegesacker pedestrian zone. CC Otto doesn't exist anymore.
Otto & Sohn will remain. For 98 years there has been this book store in Bremen-Vehgesack. And now I saw a video on Instagram from the boss of Otto & Sohn, who says he has to close down in August. Book store is no longer running properly. When I published my book, I always posted a link that people ordered it online via Otto & Sohn and were able to pick it up there.
I don't know exactly what to do to save this book store. There is still a book store in the early generation in Vehgesack, namely Thalia, a chain book store. But Otto und Sohn is of course OG Otto und Sohn, old Fegesack, that has to stay.
That's why I want to call on you at this point, if you have book orders, in the broadest sense from Bremen Nordkommt or even from Bremen, the trip to Fegesack is always worth it. Drive with the 90, drive with the regional train to Bremen-Fegesack, go up Sagerstrasse to Otto und Sohn at Beschwerdebaum and get your books there.
Yes, and I'll tell you what kind of book you have to buy. May I say something about that? Yes, please. When I left on my trip, I was still in a book store and then the new book by Annika Decker jumped into my eyes. First of all, because I found the title mediocre. The book here says, two sensible adults who have seen each other naked.
But because I really appreciate Annika Decker, we haven't seen each other very often, we're not friends in advertising now, because we don't know each other well enough, I thought I'd take the book with me. And then I started reading and I tell you, this is one of the most entertaining books I've read in recent times. Annika Decker can really write so well.
The book is about feminism, patriarchy, but it's also about a MeToo scandal. It's about her, about a woman who will be left behind, who has two adult children and another woman. It's about the media industry. It's about so many things. And it's about the Grunewald in Berlin. And everything I hate about Berlin is in this book. But it's not a guidebook.
It's not a book about, look, I'm on the right side. It's the book of a woman with experience who takes you along in a funny way. And I swear to you, buy this book. I really became a fan of this book and read it in a short time and can really only recommend it to everyone. Not everyone can do such a light and yet deep conversation.
And the new book by Annika Decker, two sensible adults who have seen each other naked, is my big recommendation. Please don't get carried away by the title. It's not a kangaroo chronicle shit or something like that.
I'm sorry to say that, I have nothing against him, he's a great guy, I know, but it's not such an idiot, I haven't read everything, I can't judge about it, but it's really a great, smart, funny book, which is not only for women, but also for men, insanely entertaining.
And please, please, please don't order at Amazon anyway. If you want to have books, don't go to Amazon at all. This bückling, this fähnchen im Winde, this back-wheel-less shit, greedy bum's hut. But just go to ottoundsohn.buchhandlung.de. I hope that the shop, when the podcast is broadcasted, will work again. At buchhandlung.de you can support local bookstores.
Probably also your book store around the corner is registered and you can order books there. And they are then delivered to your book store and they just walk by when you walk to Rewe or Edeka and get the book out there. Support your book store on site and maybe it will succeed to save Otto and his son.
If I can do something, people, other than advertising, here, Local Heroes, here with mini-official, unofficial version, go to buy books for Otto and his son.
Go to the rescue. small bookstores, even if in your city or something. That's also awesome.
There's still a flair, you can't get that at Amazon, you can't get that at any other... Yeah, but still Meiersche and Thalia and Hugendubel and stuff, that's ultimately the big corporations, the chains, that's quasi McDonald's for books, that's the whole small, well-sorted bookstores, the bookstores where really people sit, who have an idea.
There's nothing more beautiful than having a good bookstore, when you don't know what you should take with you on vacation to read, and a bookstore of your trust with a bookseller, where you know, he or she kennt einen vielleicht sogar so ein bisschen, hat einen guten Geschmack, liest wahnsinnig viel von den Büchern und kann einem tolle Empfehlungen geben.
Und das habe ich ehrlicherweise selten bei den großen Kettenbuchhandlungen, immer bei den kleinen Läden, die gut sortiert sind, die auch nicht jedes Buch irgendwie, jeden Trend mitmachen, sondern die wirklich... have good staff, continue to support them. And I hope that Otto & Sohn manages to get over a mountain somehow, that this old, used book store in Fegesack survives.
And if I can do something, people, apart from advertising, that you all go to Otto & Sohn, to Bremen Nord, and buy your books there, then let me know, I'll do everything. Without money, it doesn't matter, Otto & Sohn, institution, Fegesack.
My absolute favorite book store, I'm only there once a year, but I'm an absolute fan of the, I don't know if it's the owner, also Comedia Buchhandlung on the, I always say Zossener Straße, but it's not even the Zossener, directly at the Markthalle in Kreuzberg 61, at the entrance to the Markthalle, there is my favorite book store and I go there once a year or twice and then buy five, six books and the recommendations that I have received there,
Von dem netten, sympathischen Herrn, der da arbeitet, sind alle bis jetzt Treffer gewesen. Martha, ich guck gerade hier, das nennt sich Mara, Marheinickeplatz, genau, Marheinickeplatz 15. Das ist mein Lieblingsbuchladen in Berlin. Ich bin gar nicht häufig da, aber ich kaufe da immer gerne ein, wenn ich auf der Ecke bin und habe bis jetzt noch nie da eine schlechte Empfehlung bekommen.
So, now we've done a bit of book advertising.
I have a little content recommendation, where you just recommended the Annika Decker book. A new report, a new podcast is out there, which might also interest you, where we are all starting to see more critically.
How this infrastructure is actually operated and who is behind it, with which we have been surfing the internet for 10 years, with which we trust all our data for free and from which we thought that it has common sense and equality of all people and only friendly in the sense. But where we now all have to find out, no, no, no, no, no, there are a lot of mean people behind it with mean intentions.
There is a very nice podcast from SWR. It's called Sockenpuppenzoo. And in this podcast it's about how the Wikipedia, actually a common useful and then quite cleverly organized encyclopedia of all for all, how it was specifically manipulated over years by right-wing extremists. That was very well researched by two journalists, Daniel Laufer and Christoph Schattleitner.
Take a look and listen to that.
They manipulated Wikipedia? Not the two journalists, but... No, no, no, of course not, but the right-wing... the right-wing experts. By spreading misinformation there, or what?
Exactly, by setting up a sock doll zoo. That means a lot of fake accounts that even talked to each other, but were only controlled by a few people. This is a common strategy of right-wing extremists on the internet for many years, for more than ten years, that they create a lot of fake accounts.
And this small minority of right-wing extremist people is fooling people on the internet on a digital theater stage, that they are a lot more people. And they argue in the comments, under videos. In reality, there are very few people behind it who organize all this. And that has been very well researched and very well raised in this podcast. It's called Sockenpuppenzohr.
It's in the ARD Audiothek at Spotify, everywhere where you get podcasts. Hey guys, listen to it. It's a very good podcast, very interesting. Especially if you want to know why you turn on the internet and think, huh, why are there so many right-wing extremists? There are not so many. They just act as if they were insanely many. That's a clever strategy.
I'm done with a podcast series, I'm not a fan of true crime all the time, I just heard it, we can talk about it next time, but you know what really makes me, there are a lot of people on the internet who make themselves strong when they don't like the humor or the humor, we live in a time where everyone likes to say what belongs to them and what doesn't belong to them, but what really worries me, Jan,
True Crime Podcast. True Crime Podcast. A real evergreen. But I just heard about a case that I've known for 15 years. The disappearance of Frauke Liebs. The murderer was never found. You must have heard about it from Paderborn. There is this case where a lot of people are possessed. And this case that it should be solved. That was at the 2006 World Cup. And I'm on my way now somehow by chance.
I didn't want to start it at all, because the case has been known to me for a very, very long time. And then I heard him. And when I hear the desperate voice of the mother who is still broken and the family is broken apart, or rather the marriage and so on, then it just takes me so long that I also think for the first time, I can't hear the next case now.
And I really am, and I don't want to attack anyone who is a true crime fan, but this kind of entertainment as constant, to have accompanied, that really irritates me a lot. And it irritates me even more than stand-up comedians who do humor or something down there, because I find that somehow still ... I think that's perfidious. But everyone has their own opinion.
And think about how all these True Crime Podcasts put all the criminals under pressure out there. I mean, if you just want to kidnap someone, if you're somehow a drug dealer, you're under an insane performance pressure, because of course you also want to take part in this world. And apart from that...
Well, you have to as a criminal, just like you as a mother and as a father, you also have to think about the Instagrammability of your children. You can't just call your children Klaus or Roman or Stephanie. They all have to have names that have interesting acronyms. They have to be sellable. You have to be able to present that in an Instagram post. The same goes for criminals.
Through this true crime boom, you first have to deliver crimes, of course. Sabine Rückert doesn't make time crimes anymore, she doesn't feel like it anymore, because there aren't any cool crimes anymore.
I've been out for a long time, because that's what some practitioners or employees are doing now.
Yes, because Sabine Rückert recognized that all the cool crimes have been dealt with. So now I'm out here, I'm the star here and I'm doing all this stuff where you don't even know if it's a legendary crime, if it's a serial killer or not, if it was just an accident.
Now all the practitioners have to discuss that first until such a big thing comes up again and Sabine Rückert comes down from her bible tower again. She's just doing bible interpretations with her sister.
Yeah, yeah, she's also a priest's daughter and she and her sister do this, I heard it in there, I'm just not... Die Bibel holt mich nicht ab. Die Bibel ist für mich ein schwaches Buch.
Ganz ehrlich, da lese ich lieber das neue Annika Decker Buch als Podcast Titel. Die Bibel ist für mich ein schwaches Buch. Die Bibel ist ein schwaches Buch. Die Bibel ist ein schwaches Buch. Das ist ein super Podcast Titel.
Yeah, but I, you know, this performance pressure on criminals, that they know, if I hire someone right now, I have to somehow see that it's a bit juicy for the new murder siblings or I don't know what these things are called, so that the Lanxess Arena is full or the Uber Eats Arena. With this simple banal murder, they'll never get the Uber Eats Arena full. That puts additional pressure on you.
As a criminal and as a criminal.
That's right, we still need something spectacular. And then, if you let go of this entertainment factor and then really get into the person and the people who had to experience it, the horror, then not much remains of it, except that it is just insanely sad and painful. And then I'm just, I've always been, I've never been such a fan, even of crimes, I could only listen to a handful of them.
I remember this case that I told you about, where the police, that's also the bad thing, in this Frauke Liebs case, the failure of the police makes me so angry, how the mother was yelled at, when she said, my daughter is missing for days, she's calling, but something's not right, and she said, you're an overbearing mother, an overprotective mother, what...
Why do they actually form up here to annoy us? And when I hear something like that, I get so angry. Just like with this crime scene, which has been around for a long time, where this drunk boy from the disco was simply exposed by the police on the country road, sat on the street and then was overrun.
Where I also think, you are really the people who are supposed to take care of others, who are socially there for it. And that makes me, that occupies me for days. Really, that's like a flock in my head. And that's why I'm not allowed to hear something like that often. I'm really a little sensitive to that.
Yeah, but I think it's very interesting, we had after this title thesis temperament story, there were a few others, did you notice that? A few others, also our dear, I don't know, his name always doesn't come to mind, but recently a stand-up comedy program was broadcast in the ARD, where then afterwards, I think even in the ARD, no one was aware of what was actually being broadcast.
I was also quite surprised what kind of content is presented on stage and that I have to pay for it as a fee payer. Is it true that Felix Lobrecht snorted cocaine from his tail? Did he tell on stage? Okay. Did he tell?
I don't know if it was funny, because I have the feeling that if that's already such a thought world with which you are sure that you spread them on stage, that's what you do only with thought worlds in which you feel very safe. Is that a thing where we have to worry? So can we somehow help or something like that as colleagues in the broadest sense? Because it sounds a bit like something.
What has a true core? Is there something coming soon? I know some who have already pulled cocaine out of their ass. I saw these excerpts and couldn't believe it. Because the work was not so well known to me. But is that the program? So the narrowness of wolves and...
Well, the problem is that you always try, I think, the humor that works in America, because it can also be clever in a different way, always try to bring it into German, I think a little bit.
But there is also on the other hand, I have never seen a program from him, I know that he is very successful and I think there is no stand-up comedian in Germany for me from whom I would like to watch the program right now. Neither man nor woman. I'm just not a fan of German stand-up.
I'm also a fan of things that many here don't think are good, I think, that maybe aren't politically correct either, but that somehow still have a smart core or something. I will never... Maybe it's about my head, I might just not understand it.
I'm already... You're not a stand-up either. I'm not a stand-up either, and maybe too dumb for this kind of humor, but maybe it's also a big misunderstanding.
Yeah, but I'm for a lot. But sometimes, you know what, who gets me sometimes is just a stupid joke from Markus Krebs. He actually does it. He has the old Phipps Asmussen school. He hits so many and at some point one is really good.
I think he's following me on Instagram now. And you know what? I have to thank myself again. I don't even know why. In the meantime, it has become such a warm obsession for me to follow Andreas W. Herb. You know, the Paderborn effect. Hey, thank you very much. The effect guru donated 5,000 euros.
And a can of energy drinks. Yes, and I don't know why.
It can also be that I do him wrong and that I somehow have false hopes, but I think he's the right guy. I think he's the right guy.
Can I just tell you something? I think he has an animal-like resemblance to your manager. What? Don't you think so?
Well, I think my manager is twice as big. They have an external resemblance.
They have a resemblance, you won't deny that. Take a couple of pictures next to each other. Okay, I'll do that.
They have a resemblance. I look at the reels from a completely different camera, often in Dubai and stuff, but I have the feeling that he's a stable guy.
I don't know, I've already... And that's how you get a sympathetic connection with someone through a diss or a little witsch all of a sudden.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know what it is.
Although I never drink the shit you sell.
I'm also not an energy guy and I also think LED lighting in champagne bottles, I don't know if those are the good champagne types, but somehow it works.
I was in Westfalia, we played in the Gary Weber Stadium.
This old, legendary tennis stadium, it's called OWL Arena by now, and I had to think all the time, this whole area, Halle Westfalen, Paderborn, Gütersloh, is somehow a correct area. These were all people with low blood pressure and it was all somehow in order and friendly and the people were nice, it was a great performance and so on. I thought, okay ...
I was also in Erfurt, a beautiful city, but just like in Stuttgart, you always have the feeling that one wrong sentence escalates. And in East-Venice, the complete peace. You live in property, you can walk around your house, everything has been working well for decades, the perspective is good. And that radiates out somehow. Yes, it has such a peace of mind, I think so too.
People have been writing to me, hey, he somehow found the AfD well five years ago or somehow donated the company or something. But I've also said here, also Dehner somehow found the youth sinner AfD well in the early years. We believe in resocialization, people.
Who is Dehner?
The internet, you know, you have Felix von der Laden here.
We talked about it, he complained about you.
We believe, we believe, it doesn't work any other way. In Germany, I played in the Schleierhalle. I didn't want to say it on stage, but you really have to say it. SS member, Nazi criminal, murdered by left-wing extremists. The only... I'm not bringing this sentence to an end, but biographically, it wouldn't be the Schleierhalle today if I hadn't faced these horrible crimes at the end of his life.
Where he was the victim, the horrible crimes that he has committed are therefore put in the shadows and somehow made unforgettable, which is also not cool and not correct.
But I also have to say that the RAF has brutal suicides against Alfred Herrhausen or people that you can't say that they deserved it or something like that. It was really leftist fascism for me.
And Burkhard Garwig, to be honest, if you listen to a podcast, it's loud and loud. Let it stay. Listen to it. Let it stay, you have to fight it without violence, it doesn't work any other way. Still, on tour, I have a lot of time in my pocket and think a lot about what I can do now. Every evening thousands of hopeful faces and stuff like that. Hey guys,
There are a few things where I can now say concretely what you can do, but for example what you can really do, don't buy Teslas. You can just as well wear a Thor Steiner jacket now.
Listen, listen! I mean, you change too. Have I ever said that people should buy Teslas, dude? When? No, but you sent me an app when Tesla was new on the market. Here, you can borrow Tesla again. Yes, because back then it was the only way to test electric cars.
There are in the meantime mega cool electric cars. Nice that you have now also switched to the electric side, my dear.
Yes, I'll tell you how it is, Jan.
I think it's such a medium, I think it's such a medium.
I get in the car once to Kreuzberg and then you can drive back only with heating switched off and no seat heating and ventilation. What do you have for the car? A hammer or what? Electro hammer? To be honest, I'm sorry, but I think it's all a mess. But I don't want to be so anti-missing. I'm a cruiser of old school.
Sometimes I want to drive around in my car for three hours and want to hear a Tool record.
But the great thing is to be in a charging station, to charge, to turn on the heater, to listen to loud music. You can do all that in a charging station. Just please don't use a Tesla charging station.
You can't buy Teslas. No, sorry, I have a different natural than you. At a charging station, listen to nice music when the thing is being charged. To be honest, I'm not standing with a 9-volt block, with a Walkman somewhere at the bus stop and I'm happy that I still have the thing running with the wires.
If you buy a car, Don't buy an electric car, but please don't buy a Tesla. You can wear just as good a Thor Steiner jacket, dude. That's a bummer. Don't use Starlink. Don't give your money to people. Don't pay on Instagram. Don't buy on Amazon. Don't buy fucking Microsoft products, but beautiful Unix, Linux. Program yourself. Get away from Twitter, for sure. Go to Mastodon. Mastodon. Mastodon.
I've been there for one and a half years.
There's no one else there.
Mach's wie Olli, lass die Scheiße ganz, genau.
Ich würde gerne ganz kurz am Ende nochmal einen kleinen Hamburg-Blog hier reinbringen über meine Heimatstadt. Ja, gerne. Ist eine geile Stadt. Und zwar, ist eine geile Stadt, kann man nichts gegen sagen.
Bin ich am 31. Hamburg, Barclays Arena, kommt alle.
Actually, I wanted to praise Hamburg right now. I saw the survey results and I see that the AfD in Hamburg is still one of the smallest in all states and states. Hello, Bremen, Bremen, Bremen. Yes, Bremen and Hamburg are both there. Let's talk about Hamburg for a moment. And that makes me really proud.
Then I also see when the AfD somehow makes an information day, how many people go on the street, how many people are doing it right now. 16,000 people, I think, somehow a demonstration. In any case, maybe a wrong number now, a lot of people. And then I always think, Hamburg is stable, Hamburg is not impressed by the fascist shit.
Of course there are Nazis in Hamburg, of course there are also some very well-known ones.
Also people who organize demos and the like, who of course come from the right scene, whose names you have known for 20, 30 years, former doorkeepers or former people, you don't have to talk about it, but the large population in Hamburg is still against the right and that makes me very proud as a Hamburg person.
And actually I wanted to say today in the show how awesome it is that Hamburg is really so stable. And then I see a video from the last game day HSV against Cologne, where Cologne fans are sitting on the Reeperbahn in an older one with children, women, men and they are sitting there and a whole mob of mutilated hooligans arrives.
and starts attacking them, starts beating them in the hardest, most aggressive way before the game, HSV against Cologne.
And then I'm ashamed again that there is such a hooligan scene, that there are such idiots, that there are also men in the football club who rot together in hordes and somehow, I remember this video of singer Mine, who was in the train and somehow clapped or was babbling, which caused quite a bit of horror. or went around, where I also think, can't you pull yourself together?
How asocial must you be? Somehow a woman who drives alone or any older football fans who came here from Cologne to Hamburg and then attacked and were really violent. I'm ashamed of that again. And then I really have to say, all football fans and all men who see something like this, be strong against the right, be strong against violence, against stupid hooligans.
It's an aged time, hooligans, it's really embarrassing to meet somewhere and there are still people who died. A Bremen fan was beaten to death many, many years ago, I think more than 30 years ago. I have to say so drastically right now, in the Hamburg game, it will also be between Hamburg and Bremen, it's still a big one, the older ones know that and will not forget what happened there back then.
This violence in football, it disgusts me, and that's right. And I'm really ashamed that there are people who really think they have to attack older people. And that was really such a embarrassing number. Then the HSV somehow has to position itself as a club really strongly and give such a wanker somehow a stadium ban. They make it expensive, they somehow don't let you go to the stadium anymore.
They can get a Sky subscription here and can somehow go home. with their German flag above the sofa, looking at the shit and being confused, in my opinion. Very terrible. I was terribly annoyed to see that. I have to get out of here for a moment.
Yes, men, men, men, you have to say that this whole discussion, also this, this, this abominable act in Aschaffenburg, to try to push that into any country of origin, it is at the end and there is Enissa Armani, you really have to say, who really has fire when it comes to politics and really really reached a lot of people in the last few years with stable messages.
Come on, come on, you can say that. That's okay and I think it's totally awesome that people somehow put second-generation immigrants on stage and open their mouths. And she's right, in the end, if you reduce the problem to men, you should talk about it. 99.999% of such perpetrators, also hooligans or some kind of victims.
That's why you don't have to start a suicide campaign with the internet or threaten people if you can't handle criticism. That's what Inessa Armani does.
Oh, that was this Anja Rüssel story. Okay, I'll put it this way.
Let me say something about this thing in Aschaffenburg. It's not about left or right or male. It's about there being ticking time bombs, people who are mentally ill, who get sick and where the state just has to be more careful.
Where you really, when there are messages from people who say, hey, he's not ticking right, he's dangerous or something, that you look after him, that you look after such people.
The Magdeburg-attentive was also obvious, there were thousands of ads against him. Yes, exactly the same.
It's not just about him, basically. And I don't even care if it's the origin or if it's the skin color or something like that. It depends on the fact that there are people who have been falling out for a long time, where you know they have a mental illness and they are dangerous and people die in Germany because they don't pay attention properly.
And in my opinion, it doesn't have to be politicized, but it's about that you only somehow, your children, if a two-year-old child is murdered by someone you know, something is wrong with him, that no one looks after him, and that makes me very angry. And then I don't want to politicize it. To be honest.
And there are enough people with a background in migration who live in Germany who see it the same way. They say, we live here in second or third generation and we don't want to deal with people who come here with war damage. Because it is of course the case that the AfD demands everything for itself. And because of that they get stronger and stronger.
They get stronger and stronger because the other parties keep their mouths shut. Or they start talking like Friedrich Merz. But we can't do it. To find a normal case and to really approach such things. No money is invested in that there are policemen or social workers who look at these people who come here and are perhaps mentally ill and look at what's wrong with them.
Because they are not allowed to walk around and kill people. That just can't happen. And there it finally has to go the right way. That makes me very angry. But really, it doesn't bring me any polemic speech or anything like that, but I think something has to be done.
If you want to welcome so many people who come here and seek protection, of course, even from crisis areas, then you have to be careful that it can be natural that there are people who are dangerous. And you have to be careful. And that's just one thing, we shouldn't leave them to the AfD. I say that again and again. I don't want the Nazis to... I'm sorry, shut up. Sorry.
But to open up this category alone, that this has something to do with the history of migration. There are people who are just mentally ill and it is insanely difficult, because you always have to weigh between the rights of freedom, also from mentally ill people. You can't just preventively lock all people with mental illness away, because in the very few cases such terrible things happen.
Nevertheless, I get it myself as, as, I say ... But if we talk about it in small talk, we make you angry.
If we always say, yes, yes ... You don't have to talk about it in small talk, but you have to ... Such things in a society with 83.6 million people, such terrible things happen.
This is completely, this is what happens. This is so terrible, so terrible, this is what happens. What should not happen is that there are systems that should take care of such people, that there are systems that should have such people in view, should sanction and that these systems do not work. But that has nothing to do with the origin of these people.
And that there are people who are more susceptible to it because, as you just said, they are traumatized, because they are left alone, because society no longer takes care of social work, because that is no longer so important to each other. That is much more important and is much higher than the origin of such people.
And it is completely right, if people who should have been careful of these people and should have had the perpetrators in view, or that there were ads or hints that were not followed, then you have to look at it the same way as, for 15 fucking years, we say, right-wing extremism is brewing together on the internet, regulates the fascist networks.
And the same people who do not sanction these types, who are not behind it, do not act in such cases either. There are rules for such things, there are possibilities for implementation, and it is a political duty to do that, that these things are implemented. The guy from Magdeburg, Thousands of ads against the guy.
He was openly right-wing, openly spread his madness, openly spoke out about threats of violence. Half a year after his last threat of violence, he did this madness in Magdeburg with so many dead. You would only have to look and act and nobody did it and in Aschaffenburg neither. And it's not a question of, you have completely right, left or right, but it's a question of attention.
In the end, a question of social work, of attention for fellow humans and of consistent implementation of rules that already exist, that only have to be implemented. And now to psychologize and say, all mentally ill must be locked in. Not even that is right, of course not, because the fewest become violent. That's the way it is. The very fewest people become violent who are mentally ill.
Most of them are mentally ill and do not have to be locked in or locked away. That's just the way it is.
That's just the way it is. Yeah, it's just the way it is. Yeah, it's just the way it is. Yeah, it's just the way it is. Yeah, it's just the way it is. Yeah, it's just the way it is.
But no one is going to participate in the election campaign.
Come on, now we have... No, the thing is... There are several focal points. It's not just this one thing. There are different, difficult focal points. And we can't do it right now. And the politics can't do it. To get the right tone and the right measures. And that's the bad thing. That's why the AfD is always a good stand-up.
And to accept the simultaneity of things. And you can of course say, I thought it was shit how Inissa Armani went around with Anja Rützel back then. But I can still think it's good that someone in her position uses her position to make people who may otherwise have no contact with self-confident, politically pronounced positions sensitive to it.
I think she should rather take care of putting a good stand-up program on her legs.
And on top of that, a nice line of coke on our asses and a lot of women's hostile jokes. We'll keep working on that.
I was just saying, I'm not interested in all this stand-up shit anyway.
But I'm interested in it, because you're right, I'm always looking for an original stand-up program where you really look at it and think, wow, that's never been stolen anywhere. That's original, that's thought around the corner and it works. Huh, what's going on here? I mean, Shahraq Shapira, look at his stuff, it's really incredibly funny what he does. Have you seen those things?
No, but you also think Teddy Teclebrand is funny.
Come on, we both have a completely different opinion. Teddy Teclebrand is mega funny. I think you don't think he's funny. I think he's insanely funny. I think you only think he's funny when you can agree with him a little bit. He's so smooth and gentle. You project your thoughts on me. I think he's insanely funny.
Of course I project my thoughts on you.
It's not that mean. But look, it's part of it that you look at things differently. And it's not that bad. If people start again, I don't read it anyway, but if someone says, I have the feeling that Jan and Olli, of course, that's what makes this podcast a bit different, our opinion on some things. And sometimes I just keep my mouth shut, because I know there's only annoyance when I do that.
Sometimes I also hold my ass, because I just don't feel like the hustle. But look what I got as a gift from a hotel in East Westfalia. Look at that. A towel on which my name is stitched. That's sweet.
But I've never gotten that. There you can see how the rockstar is with us. I've never gotten that.
From Nils Schmeitzner in the Roger Federer Allee. He had this stuff, and he put his name on it, and I was like, Nils, I'm so happy. I'll never use this towel, because I'm so happy to have a towel with my name on it. How awesome is that? That's so awesome. True crime. In the burned car, a towel with the name of Jan Böhmermann was found. Please give me hints. That's so awesome.
When you commit a crime, you accidentally forget where you did it. Oh, now he forgot a towel with his name on the crime scene. The stupid terrorist or something.
The stupid, stupid terrorist. I still have so many topics here, but I think, Jan, they're all for next Sunday.
I think a strong title of today's episode is The Bible is a heavy book. That's exactly what... self-confidence what you need in these times don't let yourself go crazy people about what's happening in the world stay calm take care of the strengthening of europe and our own country i ask myself when do we actually start to bring such awesome offensive moves
Because things like, for example, demanding Greenland and stuff like that... I don't want to... Germany shouldn't reinforce it again in the world or something like that, but such clever, awesome, offensive moves, you can come up with a few things.
For example, getting together with France and Poland and such a cool core of such a cool European power army or something like that, in such a cool uniform, which doesn't have to fight at all, but which just goes through outfit. with completely new approaches.
That would be nice, yes. Yes! We can think about the big five things for a better world next week.
Yes, a few offensive moves like Friedrich Merz, when he becomes the new chancellor on February 23, together with the AfD in a coalition of 51%. The fire wall, how long will it last? I would say one more election. And then comes, then comes, then comes, when something happens, dude.
Ey, this week, just briefly, a warm greeting to political Berlin, the ban on the AfD is being debated in the Bundestag. I would like to express myself at this point, at a prominent point, for a ban on the AfD, for a ban application. This has to be put on the way. Ban applications can also be passed several times. Of course it has to be negotiated and of course it can fail, but to be honest,
Wenn etwas scheitern kann, sollte einen das doch nicht davon abbringen, es zu tun. Wenn wir so an Sachen rangehen würden, dann wäre die Einheit unseres Landes nie gelungen. Das hätte auch alles scheitern können. Wir haben es einfach gemacht. Wir haben es einfach durchgezogen. Und guck, wie zufrieden wir alle sind heute.
Ey, manchmal muss man Sachen einfach mal machen und dann mal gucken, was passiert. Mal gucken, was wird. ARD-Verbotsantrag. Nicht ARD. ARD-Verbotsantrag. Nur wenn die das nächste Bühnenprogramm von Felix Lobrecht auch in die Mediathek stellen. Damit I hope for an ARD ban, but first only an AfD ban. SPD, you softballs, get out of here, man! What kind of losers are you, man?
What kind of anti-fascists are you? AfD ban, get out of here, support, Greens, ey, the sensible Christian parts of the CDU, who don't want to follow this whole libertarian tailbone gang. Think about your roots. Every good Christian has to ban the fascists. Honestly, get rid of them. Where are you, man, Democrats? This week is your week. My statement for an AFD ban.
Thank you for listening. That was Fest und Flauschig. Your Enissa Armani. Jan has to go on stage soon. I'll say that in Munich again in a minute.
And then I wish you a nice tour.
We'll see each other in Berlin. Oh, we won't see each other. I'm in the audience. Look at me. Yeah, and you know, whenever I say your name on stage, the most meanest, lowest scene applause.
You don't have to do anything. I just have to say Olli Schulz. My friend Olli Schulz. I'm an indie rock musician who came into the years.
That's what I have to say. Ich wünsche euch allen viel Spaß noch. Vielen Dank fürs Zuhören. Ja, vielen lieben Dank. Nächsten Sonntag sind wir wieder da bei Fest und Flauschig.
Genau. Und bis dann sehen wir uns auf Tour heute Abend München. Am Sonntagabend Leipzig Quarterback Arena. Morgen Nürnberg, KIA Metropol Arena, Wien Stadthalle. Und dann noch Hamburg, Berlin und Essen, Gruger Halle.
Liebe Leute, macht's gut. Schöne Woche wünschen wir euch. Passt auf euch auf. Und nächsten Sonntag sind wir wieder da. Tschüss. Tschüss.