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We are the Great Jana Sisters here at Spotify. Here are Olli Schulz and Jan Böhmermann. And that was a C64 opening from Leonardo, who sent it to us. My dear friend and colleague, Oliver Schulz, you are in a hotel room. It's so small, it's degrading. Where did they put you in and why are you there?
Schönen guten Morgen, Jan. Ich bin wirklich auch enttäuscht. Ich befinde mich in München, in unserer Sehnsuchtsstadt München gerade und spiele in einer Komödie mit. Ich habe mal wieder eine Rolle bekommen, einem Film, die mir zugesagt hat, wo ich dachte, die kann ich füllen, die Rolle, das ist was, was ich mache. Ich darf noch nicht zu viel verraten, mache ich trotzdem im Laufe der Sendung. Yeah.
That I don't open my mouth sometimes, that I don't stand to my right. I've been an recognized media professional for so long now. Actually, I automatically expect a beautiful room. But if there is none, then I don't want to complain either, because I just want to keep this image to the outside that I am independent. But of course I got my expectations over the years.
Your light, what you just had to experience in this very small hotel room, is also awesome podcast content in the end. Welcome on September 22nd, 2024 at Spotify, at Fest und Flauschig. It's a wild media week behind us. I can already tell you, I don't know exactly when we're doing this. We're talking about everything today, Jan, right? We're talking about everything.
I want to first expose a few new hobbies of mine that I've given myself on vacation. But we're also talking about the big... Sorry. No, we're also talking about the things that happened in the media this week. There's been a lot going on. Cologne is actually on fire.
I don't know if you can see it in Berlin or elsewhere in Germany, in the country or in more rural regions or in smaller cities, but the media stand in Cologne is on fire. Because this week, behind us, is the big Puff Puff Raab Clash week. A lot of things happened here, you can't even imagine that. Several Rhine bridges were set on fire. On one side of the Rhine is the studio of Sebastian Puffpaff.
And if I understood that correctly, Stefan Rapp is recording his new show in Hürth-Efferen, where Wer wird Millionär is being recorded. is Raab on the other, on the left side of the row. And there's a huge competition thing. We haven't even talked about the Raab fight yet. So much has happened and I've written down a lot of things.
But first I want to start a little relaxed, Olli, with a cool new hobby, which I have assigned to me. And then I would like to hear your opinion. I've only followed it so far. with colleagues like, for example, Bernhard Hohecker, who, I think, does this relatively excessively.
And now I started doing it in the summer, because a friend of mine, also owned by younger people, so a family man, recommended it to me. And I tried it out and have to say I was hooked right away. How is your... How is your attitude to the topic of geocaching, Olli? Oh, I have no idea. What did you think was coming now? Well, you didn't do geocaching, did you? I did.
I started downloading the geocaching app at the beginning of the summer. And it's not advertising, it's not paid. I just thought, okay, if a lot of people do it and it's kind of a thing, then I'll do it. And I was immediately put back to the age of a 12-year-old who felt like a mixture of secret agent, spy, but also somehow treasure hunt, Indiana Jones.
So for everyone who doesn't know what it is, that's really...
Very late game. I can explain it briefly. Geocaching is an app that you have to download and some people are hiding in forests or in some areas something that you have to look for. There is a kind of treasure map. And that has happened to me more often in the forest with Juri, that I also see women or men beyond 60 who are looking at the ground and I'm like, can I help him?
And they're like, no, no, we're here because of geocaching. And then I always understood that caching, catch, as if someone is hiding money somewhere. Yes. And then you look for it, but unfortunately it's not even that. It's just the fun of searching, I think, that's being fulfilled somehow.
Exactly. When you've found the cache, it can be very large or very small, such small containers. Most of the time they are aluminum casings that look a bit like large bulletproof balls in colour. And there is a rolled-up paper inside with a table on it and you just enter your name and date, a bit like on a summit book or something like that. But some of them are very well hidden.
It's just the thing that you can do with children. It's awesome. And it's just outside. You're outside all the time. You can look at your cell phone. It's outside, but it's still in nature. And then you have this fun to find little treasures.
Yes, that's totally nice. And as a lonely childless man, you can probably get to know children very well through the app, right? As a self-employed media man without children.
I don't have any children, but I have a lot of time and I just want to get to know young people and ask them, what's up with you right now? So that I don't blame myself like Stefan Rapp when he came out at his new show and did it like that. Everyone always does it like that, formed the heart with both hands.
But they don't do it like that, they do it like that.
It's really... We have to talk about that in a moment. A short recommendation.
If you're in an age where things slowly start to get more important to you, things that used to be important to you, things like self-esteem, dignity, pride, if that's something that slowly plays less of a role, but at the same time you're in the possession of a family or you have to do things with children that are exciting and somehow... Or just want some fresh air.
Yes, just want some fresh air. And the cool thing is, what I noticed, is this feeling, wait a minute, out there exists a parallel matrix that runs parallel to normal everyday life. And no one who doesn't have this geocaching app knows that this exists. Because this cache, and I have to say, I've found a lot of them, probably 40 or something.
I've been crawling on the ground all summer and haven't done anything other than looking for these shit things. Mostly alone.
Um das mal genauer zu verstehen, es gibt ja wahrscheinlich mehrere Menschen in Köln, die irgendwas hinterlegt haben. Gibt es dann verschiedene Pfade, die du dir aussuchen kannst, wenn du diese App aufmachst? Wie funktioniert das? Wie wird dir deine Mission, deine Aufgabe zugeteilt oder musst du dir die selber suchen?
It's actually ideal for people like you, for example, who are on tour from time to time somewhere else. I also have it because a family father recommended it to me, who is also active in the tour business in the broadest sense, so comes around more often and doesn't know what to do with his time.
So far, I've always liked to drive with an e-scooter through Städte and review the bike path infrastructure. That's very time-consuming. And if you're in another city and you want to do something fun for half an hour, you open this app and you see a map with all these caches hidden. And if you order this premium subscription, you can see more. And then there's either...
which are connected to a puzzle, which you have to solve. You have to find coordinates, calculate coordinates yourself, or you just look at a point on the map, and there, in a radius of two or three meters, it is then hidden. After a few times of finding, you also have roughly the shot out, how these things are hidden.
But there are some that are very elaborate, which you only find because you look in the comments, for example, because people have given such a small hint. Or the hideout of this cache somehow gave a hint. And I was, for example, in Hamburg at ... What's the name of the station that leads to the main station? Dammtor. Dammtor Station, Dammtor.
Directly at the back of Dammtor, so not out front, where it goes to the university, but out the back, where it goes to the city center. A fantastic cache that flashed me like that, with a magnet attached. I don't even want to reveal it. Then somehow entered me there one and a half weeks ago.
And that was really, that can't be, there are hundreds of thousands of people passing by every day and this parallel world exists and no one knows about it if you don't have this app. And you have found a little treasure, the satisfaction of having found it and you have the feeling of being part of a disappeared community.
It's basically the feeling you have when you've heard Fest und Flausch for years before more and more podcasts have appeared in the world and it wasn't so exclusive anymore. That's why I can only encourage everyone who listens to this podcast, just maybe come into this geocache,
It's a bit like in the 90s, do you remember? Park Place Sex. When you read announcements, a lonely man or a lonely woman was waiting for a newspaper. If you wanted to have park place sex, you put a newspaper on the front of the armature. Then others knew, oh, he wants sex too, or she wants sex too. And that's maybe the thing for family fathers who don't drive around on parking lots anymore.
They're doing geocaching now, aren't they?
Yeah, exactly. But that's a small recommendation. I'm telling you, Olli, you think it's nonsense, but you're also a dog, you're on tour, download it, it'll be something for you.
I'll do that. I think I've downloaded the app out of curiosity, but then it rained and I didn't want to go out on that day. But you're completely right. Besides, where I give you the right, you have to stay in motion. I was a little cold yesterday evening, I was really covered in snow. Unfortunately, I had to miss the evening with Igor Levitt, which really hurt me. In the Elphi or what?
In the Elphi, where there were a lot of great people, but I really had a bad time. I got up again, lay in bed for two days and went from Berlin to Munich in three hours and 45 minutes yesterday with the sprinter, the ICE sprinter. Fast, right? 3 hours and 45 minutes from Berlin to Munich? That's super fast with the IC.
That's faster than the fucked up airport, which I don't like in Munich anyway, because they somehow built Franz Josef Strauß on Franz Josef Straußplatz back then. Well, you know the story by now. That's why he's so far out. And then I arrived at 22 o'clock at the station and was shot by the director of the film, David Dietl. I've already shot together with him. Is he related to Helmut Dietl?
Yes, that's the son of Helmut Dietl. And he somehow reminded me of my performance in a comedy called Ella's Baby, which is from 2018. I played a driving instructor and he said he would never forget how he sat in the recording room with headphones and the microphones were on. And I always forget that the microphones are on all the time. And I told Benno Führmann one great story after the other.
And he said he didn't even want to start shooting, but I told him half of my life. That's the problem. On these sets, on these shooting sets, you have to sit around and stand until it starts. And I always start talking to myself and other people so that it doesn't get so boring. And I had to tell him really great stuff. Benno Führmann asked me a few more times.
And I don't know it myself anymore, but it's been so long ago. Then I definitely went with this sprinter. I have to dress up briefly, sit in the ICE food truck, get myself something to eat. A woman sitting in front of me, beyond 80, and speaks to a guy who looks like David Hasselhoff. Short pants, blonde curls. I was sure he was an actor. I didn't recognize him.
Alternately in English, in German, in French and in other languages. Totally interesting couple. He was my age, maybe a little older. And she was like over 80. And then they ordered these things at the first annoying shift. So a woman, the service worker, who worked in the food truck. And then they came into conversation with her. Then she told her from her home, from Czechia.
Then it was totally interesting. I would have liked to have entered this conversation, but I didn't. And then she left, the waiter, the service worker. And then he looks at the older women and says, oh, really natural person, really good person. Then they judged, then they talked. And they came from a completely different life than me, at least. And I realized, it's totally good to stay in motion.
If I don't move, that's why I'm grateful to be here again. Then I go home too. Then I become such a gray moth. Then I start hating the world and life. It is incredibly important to make day trips. And even geocaching is probably also important. We have to stay in motion. That will be clear to me in old age. That is the knowledge I had yesterday. Then I arrived in Munich.
Then David Diesel wrote, we are still in the Hofbräukeller. Then I arrived in the Hofbräukeller. Then I was introduced like a specialist, like a porn set. The anal specialist from France is also there now. But no, I'm just the little one. Then he's like, Olli Schulz is there.
Then I first got to know the whole team, talked to the people and then went through the evening, which was relatively cool but nice, in Munich. And I thought, it's totally important to stay in motion. That's a very cheap realization now, but I wanted to share it with you for a moment.
Day before, Jan, I also have to get off for a moment, I was still shopping at Edeka for home, because the children, they're staying alone now. Why Edeka? There are also other ones.
Rewe is also there. Rewe.
Yes, and I just came to Etika because I parked there on the parking lot and just wanted to go in and see a woman who is talking to a mixed-race dog that is about as big as Juri and talks to the dog and always gives him such small earwax. And I thought, what is that? And she didn't hit him hard, but always like, hey, listen, I'm talking to you.
And I found it so disturbing that I went to the woman and said, tell me, is that your dog? What are you doing with the dog? And she said, yes, yes, what do you want? So she was a little irritated and kept barking at the dog because he didn't sit down. And then I said, you have to stop beating the dog. Otherwise he'll bite you at some point. Besides, he'll never learn that.
At that moment the husband comes, who just took the shopping cart away. And he said, what's going on here? I said, there's nothing going on here, but the dog has been purring all the time. That's how you don't raise a dog. And then the man said, that's not your problem, it's our problem. I said, yes, but it will remain a problem if the dog always gets such little purrs.
You don't do that with an animal. And then he said, please leave us alone or please go on. And I also talk to people and then I went to EDK. And this little moment has already made me think that we are just not made for it. To deal with animals. In general, humans are just not capable.
And that's my attitude for years. That's why I keep away from animals and respect their world. They should respect my world. I don't go to the polar bears somehow into their habitat and the polar bear doesn't come in with me. And then things are separated. You're the one of us who always wants to touch animals.
Yes, I would like to, but I don't want to put them on the Edeka parking lot. Well, those were the different feelings that started yesterday. And then I was super annoyed. Then we wrote when I was in the ICU, that you asked, are you watching the new Raab show? And then I found out, I own an RTL Plus subscription.
I already pay four or five or six euros every month for watching the Summer House of the Stars and the Bushido documentary. And then they want to have an upgrade for the Stefan Raab story. What? Yes, that costs again. You have to have paid for it or do you have any media access? No, I have so many accesses.
I look like a severe patient.
But that's enough, we're not Ducati shits. They want 15 euros or something like that, but also upgrades for boxing fights. When I watched Tyson Fury against Alexander Usyk, you had to pay something extra.
I could pay seven SOS Kinderdörfer with what I pay monthly to subscriptions.
Maybe I'd rather do it, to be honest. I don't see it, to be this whole shit. And I'm not such a huge Raab fan that I have to see it. I saw the boxing fight, yes. And now let's talk about this boxing fight, even if it's been a week. You know, we're only sending it once a week. You get a compact broadcast for that. Let's talk about this performance at this boxing fight.
Wasn't it totally weird to see him on stage and almost touching? Yes, it was very touching.
There are some colleagues of mine who were there in Düsseldorf and who not only described what was to be seen on television, namely this whole event, which consisted of the first two and a half hours completely of advertising and old clips.
And from the supposedly best scenes of his career at ProSieben. It was all ProSieben recordings that were shown on RTL.
Yeah, I think ProSieben earned a golden nose with the excerpts, or Raab just stole them and didn't pay any money. One excerpt I missed because there was a funny quiz that went on in Chinese television. That was funny, I know who that is. I know the guy who did it. But you can have a look, it's still available on YouTube, it's called Blamieren oder Kassieren.
But you still have to include Neo Magazin. That's the ultimate, the ultimate clip from the time of Raab. Unfortunately, I missed a little bit in the composition and then Stefan Raab came in.
You made him a boomer with that, Jan.
And you know what, honestly, I can only be positive. I really want everything, great respect, great honor, great colleague. I think it's nice that he's back. Doesn't it bother you at home? Probably it's also been exhausting. Oh, get out of here now! Go back to work! And so he is also a factor at some point.
What I found a bit sad is that he didn't wait at least ten years, that he could have said I was ten years away, but eight and a half.
So it's a bit ... that bothered me on the one hand and ... Well, he probably wouldn't get this sum of money in a year and a half now.
I don't know if RTL is really about money. I think RTL is mainly interested in television culture. I have to say, Thomas Gottschalk is going to the 90s. Günter Jauch's earlobe is already hanging on his foot. He has to put in some fresh energy. Exactly, someone who has enough distance from the web-relevant target group to the top. So to start again with 57 at RTL is a courage for all sides.
And I think it's great that RTL does that. And I asked myself, what comes after the boxing match? So that the boxing fight, that it's going to be awesome and so on. Also the press conference afterwards, where a member of DPA and one of DWDL were allowed to ask questions and the rest were RTL members and Stefano Zarella or something like that who asked questions.
Yes, and somehow this one, where he always, the one with the cap, who then also smiled so much, she looked really like a media woman, who works in this area, who then celebrated like this, yes, we have him, we have Stefan Raab here, and then next to him also such a guy.
So these, to be honest, I have little to do with it, but I have met a few of these people who were also very nice at ProSieben, but they are such real, such a... Where it's like, come on, we have it, we're celebrating now, come on, we're doing a relaunch party, we're doing our 90-million-send-off.
These upheavals in the media sector, but it's all sold anyway, betrayed and lost and no longer has the power of influence like back then, Jan. Yes, your medium, don't look at me like that.
I think that's freedom of opinion and your opinion is absolutely free. But I have to say, I know very well public television, I've been working there for almost 20 years. That's the reason. Yeah, I'm always very refreshed and impressed by the fact that there are also people who make television that are different from the people I've been dealing with for 20 years.
I always find it different in a refreshing way.
Yeah, you're trying to keep the door open for private television right now, Jan. What do you mean to keep it open?
I've never asked you. Do you know, Olli, where I tried my first big TV show, where I celebrated my first success? Tell me, do you still know that at which station? Radio Bremen 4. No, at RTL. My first German TV award. You never forget the first TV award. The first was 2009, I think, together with Caro Corneli and Pierre M. Krause for RTL.
And Katja Dauerfeind, right?
No, I think that was another show. Pierre M. Krause, Caro Corneli and I love greetings to both colleagues. Both of them are self-employed today. They also shook off this RTL success behind them. But we were always after the jungle, after Sonja Zietlo and back then Dirk Bach and halved the quota steadily. What was it again? The show was called TV-Helden.
That was all completely designed by Friedrich Küppersbusch. Strong name. TV-Helden was completely designed by Friedrich Küppersbusch, who basically wrote us every word in the teleprompter. But in the end, unfortunately, he didn't get his own trophy, I think. Which, I don't want to say, led to a disaster.
But if Friedrich Küppersbusch's prizes and personal successes would mean something, it would have separated us. But fortunately, that's not the case. That's a very unequal TV producer who benefits from other successes.
Yeah, I don't know. I've never met him. I know him from Küpperspruchswoche or something like that.
By the way, speaking of Küpperspruchs, the last time we had contact, when he invited me for this show by Kurt Krömer, who then happened to be in the season. in which I was supposed to appear, didn't work. And at the time I said, and I did it as if I had planned something, had a shoot, but I just said I didn't feel like the show.
Not that it's rumored, I said it for temporary reasons, I just said it because the guest bouquet that was offered to me, and what was presented to me in the press release, didn't appeal to me, I didn't feel like it. So a little bit of dignity is still there in me, I didn't feel like it. I just wanted it not to be in the wrong neck and not to tell people the wrong stories.
Jan, I have to ask you one thing before we probably go back to Stefan Rabe. I just read the headline here, Heino Ferch, marriage after 19 years. What? Heino Ferch is a German actor. Yes, I know, but that doesn't even exist, as Comedian Harmonist. For example, he made a lot of good movies. Somehow I have always been sympathetic. None of these guys who are somehow permanently in the media.
He writes the gala after 90, 19 years and I was at the station yesterday and then and the picture and everyone writes about it. And every newspaper has a so-called celebrity expert who tells you exactly. why the marriage failed.
And now I ask you, because you are also a bit more in the media industry, if you start as a celebrity couple and say, we come together, let's invite the celebrity expert once a week or twice a week, so that later, when we part, he can talk about why it didn't work out for us in the different breakfast magazines. Yes, but that's the most boring and asocial job.
You're just sitting at home and waiting for someone to split up so that you have your big three minutes and can make an assessment on Bild TV or something else. What kind of people are those? That's the most boring job of all. How come there are people who feel empowered to give an assessment immediately after an open relationship with a celebrity? And where are they?
I have a one-word answer. It's just money. If you otherwise realize in your life that you can't really get ahead with your teaching profession and that it doesn't satisfy you as much as you would like, both financially and ego-wise, then at some point you'll end up in non-IHK-certified training jobs, like a celebrity expert. Anyone can do that. It's a free job. You can put up cards.
Promi-job, card-laying, Promi-experts and podcasters. Those are free jobs, anyone can call themselves that. You just have to connect a microphone to a laptop and press record, then you're a podcaster. And a Promi-expert is when you're at day 24, what's still coming under the article, where there's always crypto-advertisement and then somehow he's out of his pants. Olli Schulz packs out.
Or a small hotel room. So tormented is Olli Schulz in Munich. Dietl so... Dietl's son torments, Helmut Dietl's son torments, number one musician.
No, no, torments the sidekick of Böhmermann. From Kinderratten Böhmermann, hashtag Honig Honig. Honig Böhmermann, sidekick of Honig Böhmermann tormented by Dietl's son.
I got a really nice diss this week, because also Arno Frank, the grand dame of the pop phoeton, I would say, so next to Anja Rützel, actually the man at Spiegel Online, who goes there the most, I say, where it really hurts, he also looked at Raab and then developed a new take after the boxing match, I think. And that was sold under 10 years with Böhmermann. Now we are happy that Raab is back.
Really? Yes. But not so negative, but rather ambivalent. But you are happy about the variety, so the real Helmholtz and someone who really spits on the head from above. The time is ripe again for a bit of real impudence. I thought it was a very nice approach. But I have to say, as long as the name Böhmermann still clicks, I unfortunately have to continue. Only when it stops, do I stop.
Yeah, and then you come back a few years later. Of course. Let's jump in here again for a moment. Sorry, I also have bad energy in this hotel room today and maybe switch a bit with the topics. But when he came out there and this long staircase, I really hoped he wouldn't come now or say, hey guys, I'm not boxing against a woman again in 2024. What the hell is this shit? I'm just back there again.
Awesome that you're there. I saw the face of Martin Rütter on the ring. He was there. The whole Cologne media scene was there anyway. He looked so annoyed after three minutes, because he felt, shit, it's going to take two hours for the guy to get in the boxing ring. Dear greetings to Martin, who is definitely very well-designed in the ring, as if he thinks that everything is going on the pisser.
That's also the reason why I didn't go to such an event when I was invited back then, because it all takes so long, there is too much talk. And the boxing fight itself didn't bother me at all. Regina Halmich paid for it, I read. She was annoyed by the few information she got about Stefan Raab. I thought it was so cool that she told it so openly.
Yes, the managing director of Raab TV said he would get in touch. Nobody reported it. Just one-on-one, just a media talk. And when Stefan then gave the press conference afterwards and was asked, what does this abbreviation mean behind him? And then he said so openly, yes, we actually wanted to call the show differently, then we renamed it.
Now the things were already printed and the whole merch and so on with this strange letter combination. Then I ask myself, how did you name the show before? Well.
Yes, it didn't come out quite as it was called before. Probably... Maybe that's just a piece of crap from him, but that the Heavytones, one day before the recording, that the Heavytones, the really old TV band, one day, they probably annoyed themselves in the cellar for eight years that Raps didn't report to them once. And then he sniffs once just to make it work.
He says one day before, 48 hours before, he says, guys, I'm back and you can join me. And all of them, probably left behind for eight years, all of them are like, all right, Stefan, we're back on track. What should we do? Which instruments should we play? Because it's just, it's not to be underestimated. I mean, you can't even imagine. That was, of course, their golden big time.
And they were also in the episodes that I saw, right back there after the motto, dude, we have to give it our all and it's Stefan Sauer. So really. Yeah, and...
Okay, so the heavy, watch out, the heavy tones. First of all, I have to say, not all of them went along, so the bassist Christian, for example, he stayed with Sebastian Puffpaff. I mainly watched Puffpaff on Wednesday at 10.50, because I wanted to know what he was doing with the heavy tones, the one day before, for everyone who wasn't there, the band, the... Anyway, TV Total.
At first Stefan Raab sat, I think, for a year behind every camera, watching Sebastian Puffpaff take over his legacy. Then there was a dispute behind the scenes. Raab went to RTL and is now a competitor of Sebastian Puffpaff, whom he himself put on the throne, whom he himself introduced to the show, for whom he prepared everything. And now poor Sebastian Puffpaff, you really have to say.
And I never felt any great empathy until last Wednesday or last Tuesday, when the band ... Like, hey guys, we're out, our time at TV Total is over. You know exactly, one day later they're sitting at Raab at RTL. And then the broadcast of Sebastian Puffpaff, so TV Total at 10.15 p.m. started, so that he first, in TV Total manner, with the least possible effort, so he's not even somehow ...
He wants to become a musician and gets himself a new musician. The only one left is the bassist Krishan, such a blonde. Greetings. He also played with Giovanni Zarella. Nice, stable guy. A nice band. Oh, the people who are watching now. Jan Klinkenberg is the new band manager. And I have to say, a little gag at the beginning. And then there is the new band of Sebastian Puffa.
And it sounds exactly the same as before. You don't even know what the difference is between Heavytones and them. Because the Heavytones, you have to say, are such a generic, interchangeable band. They don't have a signature sound. No, they don't sound like that or look like that. They're always guys with shirts. There's no bigger idea behind it, except that they're called the Heavytones.
And then this song, but also again, Pa aufs Maul. I thought, dude, as if ten years not, as if the last ten years were really in such a time hole. That sounds exactly like a typical Stefan Raab song from the 00s, where I now, that sounds a bit exaggerated, where I would spit out ten pieces of your ass in half an hour.
To be honest, I'm sorry if I say that so stupidly, but that's really not a great art, to write such gag songs and not to think that I don't like it. But that was the moment when I thought, wow, it has really developed to zero. Well, in any case, I wonder why Stefan Raab doesn't actually box against Sebastian Puffpuff. That would have been the more real number.
Because I think, I also found it exciting and I think that, I think above all the fight between these two. Raab runs at 10 p.m. always at RTL Plus on Wednesday and on television then at ProSieben at 5 p.m. I look directly at the quota, whether that somehow has affected the TV Total quota. I look directly in, whether it is somehow so. Überschrift. Stabil.
TV Total von neuer Raab Streaming Show unbeeindruckt. Ohne die Heavy Tones, aber mit Stammpublikum. Sebastian Puffpaff bekam die neue RTL Show Konkurrenz von Stefan Raab nicht wirklich zu spüren. So great quota, everything is going great, I don't have to worry about puffs. And I honestly think it's great for the genre music.
The more bands and the more live music on German television, the better it is. And I also think it's great the more shades and versions of TV Total exist on German television. And with that I'll come to the new show, which is just 1 to 1 TV Total. It's just 1 to 1. The new show by Raab is TV Total. And Slag den Raab is still in there, I think.
He combined the two show concepts, which speaks for the fact that they either only thought for a very short time together with RTL or thought for a very long time. And he now has a cell phone in his pocket with which he triggers these nipple things. The desk is no longer movable. Instead, he is in such a strange shop world.
And then comes, and I found that an interesting remark from a colleague who was at the boxing match in Düsseldorf, and then the energy sucker Elton comes back in the new show by Raab. And I think that's what you call Elton He's an absolute energy sucker.
Elton always has it out, to breathe, to behave in such a way that everyone, even a little bit of energy in a room with an audience, is immediately sucked away in his direction. He comes in and sucks the energy out. And that's what he did at the new Raab show at the end.
Absolutely. That's not a bad thing. Greetings. But Elton could play in a reenactment of the movie The Cooler with William H. Macy and Alec Baldwin.
The Cooler is a guy who has such an unhappy outlook and so much bad luck when someone in the casino, he works in the casino, when someone has a lucky star on a table, then the boss of the Cooler was always put on the table so that the bad luck, the lucky star stops. Because there are people who shine it out like that. And Elton also has a bit of that. Once I'll do it for you.
And once I'll get on stage. What makes such a good TV presenter is that he forgets the technical stuff around him and just acts naturally. But with Elton it goes a little bit further. He doesn't just forget it, he ignores it completely. He just turns away.
Man sieht immer die Schulter, dann sieht man den Bauch von der Seite, dann trottelt er da so von A nach B. Es ist wirklich ein faszinierender Effekt und allein deswegen schaue ich es mir gerne an. Man kann auch warme Getränke neben den Fernseher stellen. Wenn Elden auftritt, werden die automatisch ganz kalt, weil die Energie einfach aufgesaugt wird von ihm.
Elton had actually emancipated himself from the whole Stefan Raab world. He had the children's show 1, 2, 3 in the last few years. He complained that 500 of his shows had been taken away from him and so on. But to return now, like the Heavytones, so really, it's really like if the puppeteer and stripper Stefan Raab, he has them all so right on the rope.
Because back then, the very last show of TV Total, when Stefan Raab also cried and trained, There was Elton sitting next to him and I thought that Elton at that moment thought, one luck that the long Albtraum is finally over. And then I thought, he's a happy free man now. And then he did his whole show and now to return to the cave of the lions, well.
Yes, and there again is the one-word answer, money.
In the end, it's money.
If they ask me again if I'm drunk again while walking around with the camera, I would pay myself as well as Regina Halmich. The managing director of Florida said he'll call you back.
Die haben sich nie gemeldet. Jetzt bin ich hier besoffen im Ritz-Calden und Til Schweiger will mir aufs Maul halten. Man sieht es Raab auch an, dass er älter geworden ist. Und ich würde mich dafür interessieren, ob es da draußen Leute gibt, die vielleicht mit ihren Kindern beide Sendungen geguckt haben.
Und wo die Kinder vielleicht mit, keine Ahnung, mit TV Total oder Sebastian Puffpaff zum ersten Mal in Berührung gekommen sind. Und jetzt enttäuscht sind, dass es noch eine langweiligere Version mit einem älteren Moderator gibt, die nicht ganz so schlecht ist.
I would like to watch it with my daughter. Can I have your access for one episode?
Of course, I'd love to give it to you. Can you give me your password? Password is 7 G H M tilde. Raute. Okay. Listen to everyone, guys. W G 3. P, 4, dollar sign, 778, small J, big J, big K, small Ö, a comma and an underline. And then you just have to, and email address is clear, Spotify.com. Does that work with all streaming providers? The password, Jan at Spotify.com is my email address.
And the password is always the same everywhere.
Jan, we have to take a short break. I have my little mobile station here again. I have to connect electricity briefly so that we can record the second half well and healthily.
But have we now handled Raab? Because I would just like to keep looking at it and especially the next time we talk about it, when the tension at Stefan leaves again and he realizes again, oh fuck, now I have to do all the shit every day for the next five years.
That's because the people have all said, He looks like he's in the mood again. But what do you expect? That he comes back after nine years and looks like he's not in the mood like the last three years he's been moderating? Of course, he has to act like he's in the mood for the first time. But it seems to me like someone who stands in front of the mirror and says, I have to be in the mood now.
I have to. You have to be in the mood now. It doesn't seem like it's a feeling of desire that has grown again, but 90 million. You have to be in the mood now. You have to give people at least one year or two years to feel like you're in the mood. Then you can break in again. But now you have to get a new mindset. He probably ordered a colleague there.
He gave him mindset lessons so that he was in the mood again. Well, this and other assumptions right after the break. I'm going to put two songs on the Fidi and Bumsi list that you still like to hear. What's the point of all this crap? Why should I still put up the current music that is still going well? Like the new Phones DC, Phones DC. I also think it's a mega cool record.
Nevertheless, I tell you, that they suddenly dress up so colorful and got themselves someone who makes their clothes. Somehow it feels like that for me, even though I'm not all for diversity, but the first record, which is just four years old, they looked completely different. And somehow it seems like it's designed to really have a great look right now. Should they do what they want?
I'll put something else on it. I'll put it on the list, for example. Katyni wrote to me. She is... What did she write again? Unfortunately, I can't get to the mails right now. Let's do it anyway, then you can look it up. Katyni with Clementine. Great song, she sent it to me. I listened to it and liked it. You send me so much music and I hardly find the opportunity to listen to it all.
Then I heard Nanouche yesterday before going to bed. Also very warm greetings, an artist. who released her first song, Golden Sunrise. It's written N-A-N-N-U-S-Z. So I'll put Cattini with Clementine and Nanouche with Golden Sunrise on the list. And then I made this joke or this song with you. I got a lot of great texts about the Alpha Father song.
Because Alpha Father hangs out with Bones MC at a campfire meeting in Neuruppin. Dann hat mir aber jemand geschrieben, die Band Detlef hat schon einen Song, der heißt Alpha Dead. Geht in Deutsch-Punk-Richtung. Finde ich auch geil. Packe ich auch noch auf die Liste. Detlef mit Alpha Dead haben eigentlich schon die Idee vor mir gehabt. Trotzdem arbeite ich weiter an meinem Alpha-Vater-Song.
Diese drei Lieder könnt ihr euch bitte mal anhören. Unterstützt kleine Künstler und Künstlerinnen und hört nicht nur die Scheiße, die sowieso schon gut läuft. Bleibt abenteuerlustig. Just like us at Fest und Flasche.
Yes, and I also want to put two songs on it from a completely different genre, namely from the genre of songs that are produced in German late night shows. One song is together, so Krishan, the bass player of the former Heavytones, now the new band of Sebastian Puffpuff, together with Sebastian Puffpuff. The song was presented last Wednesday in the show. It says... Eine wie keine, ohne Pelle.
Ich weiß nicht genau, ob es der Songtitel ist. Also ohne Pelle, eine wie keine von Sebastian Puffpaff. Und der ist 2 Minuten 23 lang. Das ist eine geniale Produktion, musikalisch hervorragend. Ich schmeiß mich weg. Und genauso geil und genauso lustig. Wenigstens für ein, zwei Wochen. Lass es mal bitte drauf, damit die Leute einen direkten Vergleich haben. Die neue Single von Pa aufs Maul.
And I also want to say something about Stefan Raab. These are the two big late-night-crackers. And I can afford to do that. I have nothing to do with all this fighting. I'm in Cologne-Bickendorf, far away from everything. You also fight the imp guy. Alright. Yeah, let's just say it.
Yeah, I won't say anything. We'll take a short break. We'll be right back and drop some awesome shit for you. Today on Sunday, the... 29th of September, 2024. No, not 29th of September. Of course, 22nd, sorry. 22nd, everything's fine. 29th is next week, 22nd.
Der Supernasen-Podcast mit Jan Böhmermann und Olli Schulz. Was eigentlich eine Tautologie ist, denn es gibt ja nur zwei Supernasen und das sind Olli Schulz und Jan Böhmermann. Hallo Podcast-Fans, ich bin Olli Schulz und ich bin Jan Böhmermann. Zusammen sind wir die Supernasen. Versteht nicht jeder. Nein. Das ist einer der wenigen Podcasts, die für Intellektuelle gemacht werden.
Deshalb läuft er auch bei Spotify.
Die Supernasen. Mit Jan Böhmermann und Olli Schulz. Immer zuerst auf Spotify, Spotify, Spotify. Spotify, Spotify.
Ja, so ist es. Es ist der große Supernasen-Podcast. Hörst du den eigentlich noch, Jan?
Da habe ich die Zeit nicht mehr dazu, weil meine ganzen Lieblings-Podcasts jetzt alle zurückgekommen sind. Und es gibt noch neue, heiße, geile Sex-Podcasts, die auch wieder da sind. Oder die es jetzt neu gibt. Ich weiß gar nicht, was ich alles hören soll. Deswegen schaffe ich es leider nicht mehr, bei Mike und Tommy so oft reinzuhören.
I listen to Mike and Tommy every now and then and then fall asleep. Really after a few minutes. But it's a familiar voice. I don't care what they say, whether it's still up to date or not. It's a lot, I can tell you what you can hear out there, it's not our world anymore. We say, well, that's just the way it is. And at some point that will also happen with us.
We also had a phase, we also had a short phase where we often said, it's not our world anymore. But since we're 50, everything's okay again. Yeah, since we're 50, well, yeah.
I have to tell you something about my hotel story here in Munich, where I am. Do you see this light in the background? What is that? This light that shines here. Is that the sun? No, that's the lamp. I have to turn it down. The lamp... on my bed. And then I arrived yesterday evening and there were 20 people who checked in yesterday evening. There was a huge queue downstairs at 10.30 p.m.
in Munich, in the hotel where I am, at the check-in. And then I thought to myself, hey, when will I get someone? I got in the queue and I thought, no, I'll just go outside, take my cell phone in my hand provocatively and make a video statement and sit in front of the hotel and make a video statement.
But could you still find any kind of over-ordinary discrimination against men over 50?
Against white toxic cis men, exactly. And then I took my cell phone and just wanted to start a really nice social media statement to say that I don't like it anymore. Someone from the hotel came up to me and said, Mr. Schulz, of course, your room is already prepared, come with me. The bed is already warmed up, lie down. I've already been puked warmly by the manager.
And then I lie in my bed and turn off all the lights and don't turn off this lamp, which is now also shining so aggressively in the background. Then you run for five minutes, turn off all the switches, look at this lamp again. Do you have something like that sometimes? You look at this lamp and turn it really aggressively.
When hotels are rebuilt, a lot of value is put on it. So think of proper renovation. The most expensive piece of furniture is put in there. But then at the end comes such a little devil, such a fellow from the electrician company, the switch plant. And there are switches that are built in, then they work for two days and then you press it and nothing happens.
But these are not tip switches where you know if they are on or off. These are touch switches. You just have to put your hand on it.
And where you have to keep your finger on it longer so that it zooms down or something like that. But of course you don't know that as a homeless hotel visitor. And then I called in the reception yesterday evening and said, I can't turn off the light. And then someone came here and that's the moment when you feel like a 50-year-old.
Came such a 22-year-old hotel employee, came in with a rifle and just shot him off. And she just went to the lamp, just one button, I didn't see it all the time, pressed it and said, now it's off. Then we both stood in the dark for two seconds in the room. And I thought, and now? And then she said, no, no, it's fine, I'm going again. And then she went out.
And then I sat here alone in the dark hotel room. And then I tried to turn on this lamp again. This morning it automatically turned on again. Now it lights up again. And I didn't look exactly where this button is, which he pressed. I'm going to sleep with a bright lamp tonight.
It's actually a little weird that hotels... I don't even know who makes such shifts. I once had a private vacation in France. Many years ago I was at the... What was it called again down there? Yeah! So really where the flamingos are, a peninsula, I think. And it was super hot and super humid and it was all full of mosquitoes. I had a super cheap mini Airbnb right on the beach.
It was a very small room with a very low ceiling. It was ultra hot and it was all full of mosquitoes. And I slept there for three days and couldn't take it anymore because it was so hot. Then I booked an Airbnb and there was only a fat villa for two nights free. And it was cheap because no one had rented it. And I thought, okay, if it costs 150 euros per night, then I'll let one fall now.
But then I'm away from the water. I wanted to get away from the water because all the mosquitoes were there. And then it was a huge villa with such a fat grill, where you can still see shrimp remains. You notice that rich people live there with a pool and everything.
And they also had such switches, where I think, is there a switch series that is always offered from a certain annual income from the switch manufacturer? Because I think it's good to press the switch when you press it, that they are on and off. I already have dimmers. Problem. I think dimmer. We used to have in the living room, when I was a kid, we always lived in apartments.
Always apartments and dimmer.
No, there was always a dimmer in the living room. And I don't know, when we moved in with nine, we moved in once. And in the new living room was the big technical innovation with us, that there was a dimmer. And then my father had to buy lamps that weren't so tattered and stuff. Because there were so tattered lamps that couldn't do it. There used to be. And I always thought dimmers were shit.
But there are switch series for people who renovate high-quality. Who came up with that? Because I think they are also maintenance intensive. If something breaks there, you don't even know what's broken and stuff. I just want a switch, click, click, click, click. And a lamp, it has to be visible. Yes, we have the switch.
You have to touch the lampshade and at the same time with the other hand you have to, the grounding, you have to ground yourself. Yes. Can you dim that? I said, no, just make a lamp. What's the point of that?
Interesting. My tip, if you don't feel like screwing a lamp on top, just work a lot with indirect light, with many small lamps. Of course, that's annoying when you're drunk through the apartment and have to turn off all the lamps before you... and all the lamps are still on in your head and you want to put them to sleep. But, for example, in my new... I moved out a few months ago.
I haven't been able to make a normal lamp on top of the ceiling in the living room until now.
I already got to know your living room, but it's not wrong at all. It's really an apartment where you live now, which you shouldn't see in the light. But why are there switches that no one can use? Again, the one word answer, money. There are people who are ready, yes ... It can cost a thousand euros if it's really nice. By the way, I was a bit into homemaker podcasts during the holidays.
Also podcasts that first started as comedy podcasts, then a slight turn over career.
From my old friend Finn again. What about Finn? Or on the channel? No, don't tell me the name.
No, what's her name again? A very dear colleague, female comedian. What's her name again? Which is managed by her boyfriend. I can't think of the name now, but it was first comedy, then it was a lot about his career and how he manages to be so successful and then she also benefits from it in the end. And now it's a homemaker podcast because of some project that doesn't work out so well.
And there I have one thing, because I'm just saying money. And if you have a lot of money, spend it on switches and that doesn't help at all, it's just shit. But there is one thing that actually shocked me. And where I am of a different view, namely with the topic of amateurs.
I once talked to someone from the sanitary sector for a very long time, who said that there is a clear difference between building house amateurs and amateurs that are built that really last 30 years. So you think when you buy such a water hand, because again it costs 400 euros, are you stupid? And then he said, no, to be honest,
We have with the things that we bought last time at Obi, there you are after a year again at the screw, there they are cold, there you can not change the parts, there you change the tap every three years. Better get one where you really bite your teeth together. With amateurs, I am of the opinion, rather ... Yes, I think in this life I don't want that anymore.
Sometimes I get invited to birthdays or similar parties of people who have been working in the media area for a long time or have earned a lot of money. And they really have a wall that is like a hotel where everything is put in and I've never had that in my whole life. What do you mean a shower wall? Or what? Yes, or that the walls are so chic, I don't know how to put it.
With this Tuscany Wischtechnik. No, no, no, no, no. Where it's one painting on the wall, where it looks like an expensive hotel. Where you think, oh, it looks chic, I would also like to have it at home. And some people are in this league or give themselves the effort or something and then these light switches are placed in the rows and then everything is perfect.
And I've never had something like that. I always buy three or four lamps in the hardware store that look good at first glance, then they will be put somewhere and then they will not move for so long until the lamp is broken or something like that. I have no idea, I don't have the access.
It's just like people who have Bang & Olufsen systems at home and I still have my old Kenwood amplifier because I drive well with it and I don't know Wie geht man da rein? Das kostet außerdem viel zu viel Geld. Das könnte ich nicht ausgeben dafür. Also es gibt so einen gewissen Luxus-Level, was ich niemals im Leben erreichen werde.
Vielleicht auch aus eigener Dummheit oder aus Geiz oder auch weil es mir finanziell nicht möglich ist, da mitzumachen oder ich nicht den Zugang dazu habe. Do you understand what I mean?
I understand exactly what you mean, but there are also things, I think we already had that, we even had the big five things for which you get money. Luxury that I understand. Yes, luxury that we understand, exactly. And I can understand it with things that are now being built in, at least with amateurs.
I see here on my note, sorry that I have to interrupt so hard, I got an email from a dear listener named Olli, I would like to read it to you briefly, because that's something for you. It's about the topic of animals and media in the broadest sense of the word. Er schreibt, hallo Jan, ich finde Olli und dich großartig.
Olli mag ich schon noch ein bisschen mehr, aber das solltest du Olli nicht so sagen, sonst wird er zu großkotzig. Ich habe eure letzte Folge gehört und du hast den großartigen Podcast zum Boxeraufstand empfohlen, den ich bereits angefangen habe zu hören. Zur Hundenrede wollte ich auch mal eine Podcast-Folge raussuchen, allerdings kommen erstmal sehr viele Hunde-Podcasts.
Also er wollte Hundenrede eingeben bei Spotify, es kamen aber Hunde-Podcasts. And then Olli came across an astonishing number of playlists on Spotify Deep Research, with titles like Music for dogs to relax. And he would now like to put a screenshot on Instagram, but that didn't work. In any case, I thought, maybe you find that interesting and would bring it up.
So there is obviously, Olli writes, thank you very much, dear Olli. I'll pass it on directly to dog friend Olli Schulz. So there is obviously At Spotify, playlists for dogs to relax. And then I would ask you directly in practice, have you ever put your animal in front of the media? Is there a television program that relaxes Juri? Music that Juri likes to hear? Is that a thing?
Bullshit. No, he just likes to be near me. And it's best if it's not so loud music. What he likes is when I play acoustic guitar. A little bit. And he just lies at my feet. But I don't believe that there is really music. People say, yes, my dog likes to listen to the classics. No wonder. If you put classics on and feed your dog, then he stays with you.
But it's not like a dog would go to the plant by itself if he had the skills and would put on a classic record or in general some record. I think dogs are relatively unmusical when it comes to that.
I think if you play the acoustic guitar and Juri feels particularly comfortable on your feet, it could be on your feet. Where I also have to say, if I get closer to your feet, then I feel much more comfortable than if I'm far away from your feet.
Absolutely, because they also emit so much heat, because they are washed only once a month, so they are always so hot. Hot lava stones. When I go to the sauna, they say, we haven't even turned on the sauna yet. I say, it's my feet that provide the heat. Honestly. Hold on, hold on, hold on. to turn on the lava stone.
I have two things I have to say about Spotify. We are not only at Spotify, but since three editions. You notice it a bit. The audience has changed a bit. We have reached an incredible number of people at RTL Plus. It's a platform where we got the first numbers. Have you seen the numbers that RTL Plus gives us? Incredibly many people listen to us at RTL Plus. Where do you get that kind of stuff?
I have it via management contacts. I have a good contract with my manager, in contrast to you. You have to set up a manager who talks to your manager about you.
I have to convince my manager to come with me somewhere. I wonder if he's not lying in bed with you, because you can actually expect that from the management. I call my manager so often that I say, are you on the road again with Salva Humsi or with whom are you on the road? And they always say, no, Olli, I'm just in the office. I have a private life, leave me alone, it's three o'clock at night.
It's 3 o'clock at night, I have a family myself, I do exactly the same as you, Olli. But that's been part of my running gags for a while, always saying, well, I'm on my way with Tommi Schmidt again, right? I'm just back there to enter the hardware store with Tommi Schmidt or something like that.
In any case, there is an incredible number of calls from outside. That's very interesting. So we are called up particularly strongly via RTL Plus. A little bit more about Podimo and about Apple Podcasts. Not as much as about Spotify. That's still our major thing. But it's interesting to see where the other people are. We're everywhere now. The archive can be heard everywhere.
I would say that there is now a new comment function at Spotify. I would ask you to always ... I always like children and rats or honey. Or like back then, somehow ... You did something wrong. You have to write to Olli ...
It's just embarrassing.
It's just embarrassing. It's just embarrassing. It's just embarrassing. It's just embarrassing. It's just embarrassing. It's just embarrassing. And the Rundfunk just listened to it and said, okay, let's give it up. It's still better for us than what Ken Jebsen does at the RBB.
A few days ago I had a debate with someone. Nowadays, a lot is a matter of explanation. Feminism, equality, we don't even need to talk about it. We have been the pioneers with our podcast all the time. Always talked about it and try to somehow, well, but I'll give you an example. If I were to write such a stupid song again, I failed with that argument. It was on the table with several people.
If I were to write a stupid song, and now for those who don't like to keep their ears shut, I would write a song that goes like this. Also a mother has to squirt a mask. Also a woman, every woman sometimes has pressure. And if I were to write such a song, and if dad does that very well, then he will be spit on the tail. As an example, that's very disgusting.
It's super disgusting.
Super disgusting. Then everyone would say, mega embarrassing, mega sexist, embarrassing to do that. But if now, tomorrow at Zeit Online, the Norwegian photographer, what do you know, Anja Sørenström, would bring out a tape about mothers being photographed,
In the most intimate moment, and Zeit would write, here a young woman has made a picture about how women have orgasms that are already mothers. It's a documentation full of sensuality or something. Then everyone would applaud and everyone would say, that's strong. Maybe you want the same thing, but you're a bit stupid as a man.
Well, I've already seen who brought these arguments, how the faces fell down on the table. And then I also noticed, maybe it wasn't the star from the belly,
Yeah, but I would stand against you directly. That's just like when you say, yeah, I can drive over seven cars with my monster truck. But if you manage the same thing with a motocross motorcycle, it's of course a lot more blatant.
Absolutely, completely right.
So what kind of position do you have now? You're just a guy, man. Eichelkäse didn't work at all. It's about orgasm. As a makka, you learn with nine that you can do it and that it's somehow great and funny. And it's also about, when you're a Norwegian photographer, that you kind of... No, what you have to do is try to get out of your comfort zone.
Look how I just gave you a template to shine with the shit I'm talking about here. But you know, get out of your, make one on new femininity, Olli Schulz, on stage.
No, I just wanted to tell you something cringy.
I just felt like it. I just felt like an unpleasant moment in our podcast. No, but just explore it in the other direction and don't say, why are you doing this in my direction, but try to find out how it is, how the Norwegian photographer feels about the fictional, then you try to conquer your femininity, discover what that actually means. Yes, it's fictional. But interesting thoughts.
I want to send you something that I read this week. The nice thing is that you've been doing this podcast for so long that you know exactly what kind of reactions you're going to get. Yeah, but you also tested it in front of an audience, which is not as popular as I am, where you then noticed in which direction it is. Yeah, but I don't let myself get caught up in it. Look what I just sent you.
And I'll see us there, to be honest, in 20 years. Look at it now. Then I'll refer to you very briefly. No, no, no, no, no, no. There was an article this week. Yeah, I read that too. I read that too. In New Music Express. And that's Morrissey, my former, my huge, I'm a huge Morrissey fan. Actually still secretly, because I can of course separate art and artists. Like you.
Look, I would never do that. As someone who knows that, I don't understand you either, Jan. That you still offer someone back cover and protection who is obviously racist. And we are both very different, Jan. I would not be an artist who speaks so much racist and shit. Shut your mouth, you stupid dog, man.
Shut your mouth, you stupid dog. Honestly.
And there we are both. And I have to say that in front of everyone. It is really important for me to say now. That you, someone who has such a cynical attitude, still want to talk free of him after all these years. We're both different there. I don't give a shit. I just want some distance, really. Okay.
I'm sorry, I don't want to get too close to the work or the political things of Morrissey, but there is of course this eternal rivalry between Morrissey and Johnny Marr, the guitarist of the Smiths, so the two big... I don't think it's a rivalry, it's pure hatred in between. What the Gallagher brothers have achieved, they will never achieve.
A prominent band from the 80s, of course the Smiths and Morrissey, a great lyricist. Johnny Marr, but also just an amazing guitarist and great musically. And together they created the work of the Smiths. put into the world and then crumbled and Morrissey walks through the area and tells shit and is successful on tour. And now the following has happened. A little bit like with us both.
Yes, that's why I want to bring up this story at this point. That we talk about it, that it doesn't happen to us. Because Morrissey, and I don't even know who will become Morrissey of the two of us, that's not so clear for us to separate. You, you. No, you radicalize yourself again. Everyone of us is part of Morrissey in itself and everyone is a bit like Johnny Marr. Maybe that's our luck.
Yeah, I'm afraid you're going to radicalize again. Yeah, that could be, but maybe not. In any case, Morrissey said this week that through some legal tricks, Johnny Marr now owns all the brand rights and all the intellectual property of the Smiths. 100% and has nothing to give to Morrissey and could even call the Smiths back to life as a band with a new singer.
I don't know if that's any deadlines that have expired, if that's really true. It's an article from NMI, so reasonably serious, I think I would say now.
Who would then be on stage with The Smiths? The drummer just died, I think, a year ago.
Adam Lambert. Adam Lambert and The Smiths.
Adam Lambert and George Michael are also dead. Yes, there are few people. I think we won't see The Smiths in this life any more reunions. I don't think that Johnny Marr, after how he expressed himself, only once, and we can suspect him, because you can talk about Morrissey, and I love him as an artist, but he just talks so much shit and is also in the mood to provoke.
You can sometimes find that quite cool, if you want to act as Störenfried and if you want to talk shit, just like me sometimes, with this... But basically, when you start to repeat it over and over again, something has to be in the core of your racist thoughts. And that's why I think Johnny Marr is just way too smart, instead of getting on stage with Morrissey again.
On the other hand, he could, for example, license Smith songs with Morrissey's voice for some left-wing events, if he has the rights to do so. and troll him a little bit, like Johnny Marr, and annoy Morrissey. And Morrissey is stupid enough to give out press releases via fax or to get upset publicly.
But I thought it was a very exciting message and wanted to let you know that this has just happened for all the people who listen to this podcast mainly because there are hot news from the Smiths and Morrissey world. There are some who have been with us since the beginning, who have settled in because they know that I always have the hottest information from the Smiths.
You have heavy metal, I'm interested in what Morrissey has to offer.
Und nächste Woche geht es echt los. Ich bin halt, wie gesagt, diese Woche im Hotelzimmer, habe die ganzen viele Unterlagen auch nicht dabei. Aber eine schöne Nachricht hat mich erreicht, Jan, die ich mit dir teilen möchte. Und zwar habe ich, glaube ich, vor der Sommerpause mal erzählt, dass ich im Zoo-Palast im Kino war, mein Lieblingskino in Berlin, und Nachos kaufen wollte.
Und die Verkäuferin zu mir meinte, Nachos haben wir seit 2012 nicht mehr am Angebot. And then I got really excited about it, because I think every good cinema visit just includes this warm cheese sauce and nacho plate. You have to have that. And now they even did advertising. Several people reached me. The zoo palace has nachos again.
And that's really a message that makes me happy and why I also often, seriously, I'm just attracted to it, for me it's part of it, that you can then later again, so I always have this technique that I put four, five, six nachos straight in front of the sauce at the beginning, when the sauce is still full, in this small sauce container.
And at the very end I pull out the cheese sauce that has softened. That's so delicious, I think. Without jalapeños, which are always too spicy for me in the cinema. I don't like it at all. I don't like salsa either. I only need cheese sauce and nachos. And I don't care how good the film is at the moment. In any case, all people who want nachos again, Tourpalast has nachos again.
Thank you very much for this little announcement. And I also have a little criticism at this point that I have to get rid of. A bit like with you with the nacho plate. I don't know if I should categorize it. It has something to do with electric cars in the broadest sense. But I'm not going to do the rubric now, otherwise people get bored. I was on vacation...
A lot of articles, not a lot, I read two articles in my go-to medium when I want to read articles, namely Spiegel Online. There's always something going on, sometimes a bit of gossip and new hair color from Katy Perry below, new hair color from Keiner Lauderbach and Karl Lauderbach.
So everything somehow at Spiegel Online, but from time to time, and these were two articles this summer, electric car experience reports. And I really want to briefly not only call out the editorial staff, namely, dear Spiegel, whoever is responsible for this, but also the responsible editors or authors. On the 15th of September, an article by Nils-Victor Sorge.
And the other article, which made me even more excited, by Ulrich Hoffmann from August 4th. And it's actually a family... Both articles, overwhelmed family fathers, drive through Europe in an electric car and nothing works.
And then you really have to say, when I read the article by Ulrich Hoffmann, a little bit, it's a bit like, yes, I wanted to take my family on a trip to Greenland with the Einrad and we all fell. I don't know either, the Einrad industry is really hostile to people and Greenland is pretty cold. Who would have thought that?
These are like... If you get involved in an electric car, then you have to inform yourself a little bit. A little bit. That it's something different than a petrol car. That it's something... It's like if you... I've been working with a calculator for years. Now they put the C64 here for me. Then I have to plug in a plug. I tried to calculate something with the C64 for three days.
I didn't have a plug in it. Didn't work. First write articles. And on this level this article takes place. That somehow with black... Where is the article? At Spiegel Online. Really? They do electric car tests, but then also really... Yes, and then I have... Then I notice when charging that it takes eight hours. Yes, because you don't have a car with fast charging function, man.
So a little information. Yes, that's just like complaining about it. Then I fill the car. Suddenly the car doesn't go any further. Yes, because you just... Yeah, but the problem, Jan, which is a completely different problem, is that when you have a certain luxury like 8...
100 kilometers with a car, then it's incredibly difficult for every person to think back again that from now on there is a new kind of transport route and that is that you take a break every 300-400 kilometers for half an hour, which is generally relatively healthy. By the way, the managing director of the Chinese car called me and wrote me a long email after I was there and really apologized.
I haven't replied yet, but you don't have to read it now, but maybe you can paraphrase it very briefly. Let's have a look. And then I think it's quite good that I send it to you by mail. And now it's on its way to you.
It takes a little moment. I'll let you know when it's there. We talked about it in the last episode that you would have been ready for the change, but no one has replied.
Ja, ich war im Autohaus und die haben sich nicht gemeldet. Jetzt wurde das wahrscheinlich damit, dass eine fehlerhafte Handynummer von mir hinterlassen wurde. Ich wollte den Laden jetzt auch gar nicht in Misskredit ziehen. Das ist wahrscheinlich ein genauso gutes Autohaus wie alle anderen auch, um das mal zu sagen.
Aber dieser Podcast besteht daraus, dass wir Geschichten aus unserem Leben erzählen. Ich möchte niemanden, niemanden, wirklich auch nicht die berühmte Fotografin Anja Sandström aus... Wie bist du denn dort? No, it doesn't exist. I just want to talk a little bit. But I don't want to sue anyone here. Not the hotel, where I slept very moderately today. And where I didn't get the lamp out.
But we are all big jammers who like to complain. Sometimes more, sometimes less. In the meantime, the mail must have arrived at you. She's not there yet.
Can that be? Can that be? Can that be? Can that be? Can that be? Can that be? But very nicely written.
The service experienced by you does not meet our requirements in dealing with our customers. Well, if someone reaches out and says, yes, you have dealt with the wrong one here.
Dear store manager who wrote this email, greetings from me. I've already done a lot of pre-work, so the concept of an electric car is actually quite well done by Olli Schulz. I've been cooked soft. Im Grunde genommen, ich habe mich eigentlich so auf den Verkauf so vorbereitet, dass ich gerne ein bisschen Kommission hätte.
15, 20 Prozent wären für mich drin, weil ich habe ihn wirklich weich gekocht.
Und wenn ihr mir auch noch einen Rabatt gebt, dann sorge ich dafür, dass wir den nächsten Weihnachtshirguss bei euch im Autohaus machen.
No, I was really excited about this article and Nils-Victor Sorge and Ulrich Hoffmann and especially the editors in charge, you don't have to write articles in the business part why the electric car location doesn't get in the way when you really go into the subject so low-key and really so ratty stupid. And then stories like, yes, the card didn't work.
I tried to start a charging station with the EC card. Small tip for all people who have just moved or are planning to move. Just organize cards from different providers. PlugSurfing, Mobility Plus. There are four or five different ones. Just have them with you. You don't pay a monthly fee as much as possible and can then actually always charge everywhere and with your own credit card.
So you don't stand around anywhere and can't go on. And there is a difference between when you get an electric car, always one with fast charging function. The more volts you want to get in there in a short time, the more you want to get in there in a short time.
And a few of the big mono batteries in the bag.
Always a suitcase full of new Volt blocks. Sorry that I can't even get the difference between Volt and Watt. So the more power you can put in there in a short time, the better. But one of these cars, the first models that you have to charge overnight, you can't really do that.
need for longer distances or if you want to drive once more than a tank filling, but that is really only for the inner urban area and you eat in the evening again at your charging station or if you have a care service and only drive 200 kilometers a day and in the evening he comes to the garage, but if you are a bit like olli schulz times mobile times out into the country times on weekends no idea on ibiza or something drive down with the car then you need a fast charging function that should actually have every electric car
What I really have to point out, and that's what happened to me at the test drive this week, I drove around with a very big car. There are still far too few reasonable cars. I don't want to have an SUV, for example. I don't want to. I'm not interested. What the hell is that? Why? I don't want to drive a car for 90,000 euros. Are you crazy? What's the point of that?
Hey, did you see Capital Bra?
I'm completely out of the world of Capital Bra. I don't even know what's going on with him. Last time I saw him at a quiz show with Elton. I thought, oh, he's not doing well. Why is he at ART all of a sudden?
Wait a minute, I have to tell you, I have no idea.
Did they take the car from you in front of the door? Has there been anything like that?
Yes, yes, he has a lot of debt. And I mean, a sign that you may not have done a good money management is this, Jan. Someone sent it to me. I'll send you a link in a moment. Leute, das ist der gläserne Podcast, wo wir uns Sachen wieder schicken werden. Schickt doch auch eure Handynummer, dann schicke ich euch das auch mal gleichzeitig während der Sendung auch zu.
So, warte mal, jetzt ist das Bild weg. Du müsstest jetzt von mir eine SMS bekommen haben.
Ja, habe ich. Ah ja, ich dachte, wir schreiben jetzt hier. Es ist Olli Schulz. Woher hast du meine Handynummer?
Da. And that's Capital Bra, especially at the financial office. There's a so-called... Financial office? Forced promotion. Forced promotion.
And it's about different Capital Bra products. But for 2050 euros, the German Gold Award will be for Diamond Summer Jam, together with Summer Jam. 13 Gold Awards are awarded to Capital Bra. They want to have 10,000 euros for it. My goodness, who would want to do something like that? Who would want to win a Capital Bra Gold Award?
It's all about this Chico, Lotto Chico, who is slowly burning his 8 or 10 million in front of the people and is also being fired by a film agency to do that, so that they can soon write the big bankruptcy reports about him.
And it's kind of like, I'm a real spießer, but all the people who buy Ferraris, Lamborghinis and other cars, I always have the feeling that in three or four years there will be a big revelation. Because so much money, okay, I don't have an insight into what all these YouTubers earn. They probably earn a lot of money, unfairly enough.
But it's always a bad sign when a Porsche is bought for the first money. That's always the feeling, I'm really a wanker now, really an old man, but it always sounds like that. Don't overestimate yourself, my friend, because other times are coming your way. And that's just too fair, that you somehow try to earn good money with the money in the time window, in which you may somehow be lucky.
It's a duty to invest the money well. But my God, who am I to talk like that? Until I was 35, I always had 20,000 miles on my account. That's a fact, that's not a joke. But because I had a minimum life expectancy But it was also because I couldn't handle money well. Yes, okay.
I'm not saying anything. That means when I met you, you just had 20... I already know your look. I can hear what you think. I know you so well sometimes, really. Oh, I wanted to say, there are two new things. And that is, there is also a video podcast now. And that's very simple. You just have to take your mushrooms in liquid ecstasy, control a little fentanyl over it.
Close your eyes and turn on Fast & Flush. And the video will appear in your head while you listen to the podcast. This is a whole new technology that we are testing here. And your experience reports, what happens when you put something in your head and listen to Fast & Flush and what kind of video appears in your head, please write that down in the comments below.
And we should also give away stars. We still need stars.
Okay, I'm really looking forward to all the comments. I love it, I love it for the people on the internet. I love comments. The problem is always this indifference. You always think you have the best, you also have the best listeners. We have, I think, really good people. It really is with the Eva radio show.
Look what I'm wearing, look. I have the Eva sweater on, I have an Eva sweater on. I really like to wear it, I love Eva. I wear it, it's a good sweater, a really good sweater.
I think it's just so sober to read comments or discussions from people where you think, really, we should do this podcast for them. It can't be that they're talking about who they prefer between the two of us or kitchen psychologists. I kind of have the feeling that since the summer break the worm is in the two of them.
And I think, is that really, can you please stop writing that, so that other people can read it. I'm against any kind of comment function and forums, because I noticed it's all enchanted.
Yeah, and that's The new left-wing Olli Schulz, because you're against freedom of speech. And I think, I'm not afraid of the opinions of the people. I hear it, I like to read it, I also respect everyone.
That's why I don't defend Nazis and fascists like Morrissey, yeah?
Yeah, guys, what's going on here today at Fest und Flauschig?
If you can't follow us sometimes, don't know what's actually a joke, what's humor, what's absolute bullshit, then I have another good podcast for you, where always one-to-one exactly that is talked about, and that's the Supernase with Mike Kruger and Thomas Gottschalk. Die switchen nicht so viel zwischen Ironie und sonst was.
Wenn ihr merkt so irgendwie, nee, spart euch die Energie und die Zeit, was ins Internet zu schreiben oder auch mehr in Pöbel-Mails zu schreiben, wird ja alles nichts mehr bringen. Also das große Ende kommt sowieso irgendwann und dann ist alles vorbei.
Und bis dahin versuchen wir uns eine gute Zeit mit den Leuten zu machen, die Bock darauf haben, uns zu folgen oder auch einfach sich berieseln zu lassen. Wir bedanken uns, dass ihr wieder dabei wart an der großen Sonntagssendung, das war Fest und Flauschig. Wie heißt die Sendung von heute?
Ich würde vorschlagen, ein Wort, Antwort, Geld, weil irgendwie alles, was wir heute angeschnitten haben, am Ende mit diesem Wort zu beenden ist und auch zu erklären ist. Finde ich gut. Ein Wort, Antwort, Geld. Genau, und wie gesagt, dann macht jetzt mal die Augen zu und genießt unseren Videopodcast. Aber sind es nicht zwei ein Wort, Antwort, Geld?
Also ich weiß nicht, ob es das Wort ein Wort, Antwort gibt oder ob wir das jetzt gerade erfunden haben. Ein Wort, Antwort ist ein schönes Wort, sieht auch gut aus. Ein Wort, Antwort, Doppelpunkt, Geld, Ausrufezeichen. That's what I would call the podcast. That was Fest und Flauschig for this Sunday. We'll be back next Sunday, of course, for you. Of course. A lot will happen by then, I think.
Today, 18, I'll just say today, 18 o'clock. Today, 18 o'clock. Brandenburg. Hey, Brandenburg, go vote. Brandenburg. Geh wählen! Komm, nochmal schnell von Reinhard Grebe, Brandenburg, auf die Feed im Bumsi Playlist. Es ist dein Song, Brandenburg. Brandenburg! Geh wählen heute. Faschos wieder heute am starten in Brandenburg.
Reinhard Grebe ist wieder so ein guter Mann. Ich hoffe, es geht ihm gut. Der hatte, glaube ich, auch ein bisschen... To fight with everything. And I saw him live and was incredibly impressed how good it was. That's a long time ago.
Greetings to Brandenburg, to Rheinland-Grebe and we'll be back next week. Take care. Olli, take care. Have a nice shoot, whatever you're doing in Munich today. All right. And you too, have fun with your Morrissey records. Greetings to the son of Helmut Didl. All right.
Bye. Bye. Take care, guys. Bye.