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Thank you very much, dear Frede, for this great musical contribution at the beginning of Fest und Flauschig. It's Sunday, September 29, 2024. It's a hard morning. We're really broken. I look at the sad, tired face of Olli Schulz. My name is Jan Böhmermann. Welcome to Spotify. Oh, I'm done, dude.
A wonderful good morning. We're both done, but we shouldn't always suffer so much at the beginning. I still have technical problems, Jan. We just tried it. I work with a hotspot. It may be that there will be a few technical little exceptions today.
One of the few who still dares to work with El Hotspot. He got so much trouble in the summer. All people said, I never work with El Hotspot again. But Olli still works with El Hotspot. He didn't kick him out.
Some people wrote to me that we wanted to talk about it. I didn't get that much. I just know that he lost his job that he did once a month on Radio Fritz and that the right bubble was really happy about it. You're always happy when you can take away someone's existence or jobs. That's the time spirit on the internet at the moment.
I don't want to have anything to do with El Hotzo and everything that, when the right and right-wing extremists are in a good mood, then it's only right for me, because then I don't have any stress myself. That's why I don't hold myself against people who are somehow political or somehow expose themselves or have an opinion. And I'm very happy that I have nothing to do with El Hotzo.
Pfui, pfui, pfui. Goodbye. He can stay stoned.
I've always said that. He's not good for you. For me, he's only good as a rattle box on television.
Before I met Al Hotzo, I was an unpolitical guy who just made comedy sketches. A bit like Matze Knob, just not that funny. And then Al Hotzo came along and politicized me with his left-wing radical thoughts. And I'm so glad that I... I said I clapped. And even when Elon Musk made the same joke three weeks later.
I was wondering why Olaf Scholz didn't get in there and didn't give seven long opinion pieces in the AfD-like newspaper NZZ. But still, I'm glad that he's just, that he's now unemployed forever.
That he's now, that he's always working, that he'll never get a foot in the door again. That's how it is in the media landscape, because it's super easy to fly out. Yes, that works really well. But you also come back in, because the possibilities are those that you can do everything yourself today. You can just become a Twitch streamer or something like that.
I have the feeling, I can imagine that one day he will do a comedy tour with Attila Hildmann or something like that. That they show again together the cancelled ones on the road or something like that. And then show Germany again what kind of mistakes they have made to cancel them. Just a comedy tour with a very unusual counterpart. I can imagine that.
What's the other one's name again? The one with the KO on it. The one who signed it. Salman... No, not Salman Rushdie.
Salman... God. What? What? You're confusing Salva Homsi with Salman Rushdie? No, no, no.
No, no, no. None of the three. The one... Kaiser Faisal. Kaiser Faisal. Kaiser Faisal. Oh god, shit, it's starting to get good. It's disrespectful, I often get annoyed for that. It comes over as if I'm only half interested in all this. I don't want that. I also want to show that I'm somehow at the pulse of time.
For example, I just watched your show on Friday on Toilette when you were growing up, about the gamer scene. And I have to say that it really entertained me. Really. I think that's the role of your life anyway, to comment on things with this cappy down left in this little thing. And I think a lot of people wish that this would be your late work again.
That you always just appear to comment on something.
I can imagine, it's incredibly easy for me to do that. You really don't have to prepare at all. You just have to press pause on impulse, as I usually watch TV. Unlike our podcast, where we really prepare everything acrobatically. No, but when I watch TV, for example, especially in a circle, in a private circle, I'm used to the fact that I like to pause.
I have a small hard drive behind me connected to the TV and then you can always record like that, really modern. I'm used to the fact that you can't watch a show with me because I'm the point first. It has to get started somewhere in the right place. Especially bad hit shows, QVC, live shows in which Barbara Schöneberger moderates and also the daily topics.
I love these comments on the daily topics, where you see that this is a SWR editor who has been taken out of the closet for the first time in 15 years, because he has a particularly sharp opinion about something.
Very good. Jan, I just got a message from my assistant here that the internet is working again. While we're doing the show, I would now try to switch back to the WLAN from the hotspot. What? I don't know what... Yes, listen, I'm going to WLAN now.
My assistant, what is this? We're interrupted for a moment. Okay, then I'll do a little drum roll. Let's see if it works. Olli Schulz is already frozen. He's frozen now. I can finally tell you that we haven't seen each other personally for years, but have always just switched on. His assistant keeps me away from him. She doesn't want that. Hello? Jan, there you are. There you are again.
Now the internet is stable. So now I think we both just talked while we didn't hear each other.
Stop here, but maybe just let it run over each other. One on the left channel, one on the right channel. Then you can decide which talk you want to listen to in the meantime.
That would be great anyway, if we just start talking about it and you can always switch and see if you meet. Jan, I have to start right away. Actually we are well connected. Yes, let's start, Olli. Nice to see you. This week was the week of reality. I was on the road the whole time. I came back from Vienna yesterday, where I shot again for this film, the comedy with David Dietl.
Ein Münchner im Himmel, ein legendärer Film aus den 70er Jahren, auch ein Zeichentrickfilm, auch verfilmt worden. Jetzt eine Neuverfilmung, in der ich einen Schutzengel spiele. Allzu viel darf ich noch nicht verraten. Aber erinnerst du dich, dass ich letzte Woche, haben wir darüber geredet, wie klein mein Hotelzimmer war. Diesmal haben sie mir ein richtig großes gegeben.
You can sleep in the lobby.
A big room, really a nice one, but not such a chain. That's the nice thing about Vienna, there are still many small hotels. Then there was a note, welcome, nice to have you back, your film team, two drinks and various small pretzel snacks. Thank you very much, that wouldn't have been necessary. Then I arrived in Vienna on Thursday evening and go first, what do you do in Vienna?
You go to the Würstel stand. In the meantime, there are even fancy ones that also have vegan sausage, but of course I eat it like an eitrige. Because that's just my absolute love. So of all sausages, if you would ban everything, sausage, meat, and only say the eitrige remains, i.e. a kind of Krakauer, which is covered with cheese, then I could live well with it.
Because I really think you don't eat them often, they are only very rarely available in Germany. And I ate them under the sausage stand and it was more blatant than in... In Germany, when I'm somewhere, I have five or six people having breakfast with photos that recognized me and wanted to take photos. And also asked you and they said the podcast is your life, Alexia.
I think we have a relatively stable, large fan base. I say that now only through the analysis at Würstelstand. And I think it might not be so wrong in the future, as long as we still do this podcast, to make one of our special shows or Christmas shows in Austria, in Vienna.
A great idea, maybe even this year we can think about it. By the way, today are the national council elections in Austria and that is particularly important for Austria.
Today the fascists with presumably the strongest power, so Herbert Kickl, the absolute right-winger, a completely crazy guy, so really crazy not in a positive sense, not like Horst Lichter or Rainer Kalmo, they are positively crazy. Herbert Kickl is dangerously crazy and his party is really, that's the absolute madness how many people are stupid enough to vote for him.
And how little you can obviously do against it in Austria. Today National Council elections and please go and vote dear Austrians and vote today everything. democratic and not the brown, which promises you that it will get better. That will be the whole opposite.
By the way, the same applies to all future elections in Germany. Yes, think about it again, whether you really want Alice Weidel as chancellor, who is similar, which was already so titled in the Bild magazine, I think, I somehow read as a headline.
Yes, and if you want to get rid of Olli Schulz and Jan Böhmermann, then you can't do that with the cross on the ballot box, because if it comes hard on hard, we are on the Maledives anyway. Then we just go out and send from there. Then we go to the Thomas Mann house to Los Angeles and then we will be in exile. We are then exilants, artist exilants.
And you have to take the shit out at home in Germany yourself. So when the fascists are on the ground, I'm gone. In any case, I don't feel like it. I can already say from the beginning. That's not going to be such a resistance thing and somehow arrange or something. No, no, I'm just gone.
But are you on the Maledivian, the boring one? You have to take pictures with Stefanie Giesinger for some Instagram campaign.
Stefanie Giesinger, I'm doing a sex podcast after the other. Finally, that I can finally show my sexy, sexy side of me. That there was no request so far, actually amazes me. Because I believe that many people believe that in me a sex world of animals lurks.
I hear from a lot of people that Jan is really perverse. And I support this rumor. When I'm in Cologne, we don't go to an FKK club or a cheap hotel, but with Jan. Just go home privately. We're going to the foot museum.
Jan Böhmermann has his own foot museum. In his huge mansion in Köln-Harnwald, he has set up his own room with plaster prints of feet that he especially loves. We are completely crazy Los Angeles, Hollywood pros. Hey, speaking of Hollywood Prom, I announce that today I will of course expose everything that happened at the German TV Award.
Hey, you won a TV Award, I saw it in your Insta-Story.
Yes, but even though I'm so left-wing radical and even though I dared to criticize the head of a federal authority in such a way that he was later removed from his, I'll say, not quite so cleverly appointed office. It's all my fault, I have executed him and yet I still got a TV Award. You buried him. Yes, yes.
No, I was very happy and it was a great evening because afterwards you can tell a lot about what happened at the aftershow party. I want to announce it now, for all the people who are slowly thinking, I'll turn it off again. This show, come on, all the awesome stuff. Should I start with the first awesome story?
Yes, do you want to do that in the blog right now? No, no. We have time, Jan.
I met her at the aftershow party, no, not at the aftershow party, when I was sitting, I had a very uncomfortable spot, row 1, behind the couch, and Olivia Jones comes in from behind, at first I only heard her clinking, because she was full of glitter stones, and the first thing she said to me is, look me in the face, and I heard you went out with Jurassica Parker.
Another gigantic drag queen, where I was in the BKA theater and I cooked with her. And I thought, wait a minute, isn't diversity in the world of drag queens? Is there only one drag queen where you ... I heard you went out with Jurassic Park. Was the first sentence. I said, what kind of game is that? Huh? Is there only one drag queen? Is it only allowed with one drag queen?
The drag queens don't give each other the drag under their fingers anymore. Really now, honestly, you have to say that. That's exactly the way it is. But you also have to say briefly, even in diverse scenarios and social structures, the same individual desires reign, namely to love, to be attentive, to be recognized and to become number one. Not unlike all the TV and media makers.
I mean, I could start talking again now. Who do you donate something to? Did you donate something to someone who won a prize? Yes. Where you thought, apart from your own
No, I have to say, I was really happy about the prize for Sophie von der Tann. She is the Tel Aviv correspondent of ARD and she has an insanely exhausting job. So on the one hand it is insanely dangerous, it is politically incredibly charged and she does it, I think, whenever I see her, really great.
And that was a funding prize and I think that's the most beautiful prize, because these are the prize winners who really the prize for the first time and are often surprised. And that somehow surprised Jessie Wellmer in the daily topics. That was very moving and very great. I was really happy. I was super happy about the TV award for the Beltons, or rather the whole crew. You also won?
From the discounters, so Clara Nura was there and I was really happy because you noticed with them, this is a new generation of TV people, the industry is doing well. Otherwise, it was really all full of leather faces with me, who have all been sitting there for 15 years and can't feel anything anymore. And the discounter people, it was really great to see that they win, that made me very happy.
Bill and Tom didn't win. Were they there? They were both there and I also... When I saw Tom and Bill come in, we arrived at about the same time through one of the secret back doors, so we wouldn't roll over the carpet next to some ex-women of some rappers. And then I asked Tom, he came up to me and there was a big fart cloud in that moment. It smelled like shit. Really?
Yeah, it was like, Tom, did you just fart? I asked him. We both smelled it. I think it was just someone between us, before we hugged each other and said hello, someone walked between us and put a big fart cloud in it.
They are really in the room because they are heavier than the air, they don't move forward.
I really thought of the stories from the first world war. You know, the very bad German gas attacks, that was really standing in the air, such a yellow cloud and then we hugged each other in such a furze cloud. They were very relaxed, but didn't win and then just ran away during the auction. That was not consistent.
I think so too. But they had another appointment. But they are really busy. They really live the lifestyle after we all missed each other a bit. They pulled it through. They moved to Los Angeles. One is with Heidi Klum together. The other sometimes also. They live together a good life. And I hear from time to time. Sometimes I fall asleep with a listening game or a podcast.
And you know that when something else comes after that. And quite often Bill and Tom come to me. Quite often. And then the podcast. And then I wake up with the two voices of the two. I... I find the lightness that they still spread in this heavy world sometimes very pleasant.
Yes, really. And I have that ... I don't want to just talk about the TV award, I would like to distribute that ... Yes, we're just starting right now. But I would like to distribute it via the TV. There were a few places where several people in the room or in the studio pulled their teeth together in the cold air.
Because there were such moderation points and such moments that made you think in a bad way with regard to television and the media landscape. I would like to come back to that in a moment. But I have an important topic here and it's right on top of my list and I would like to discuss it with you. And it's only five words. Beautiful people play ugly people.
Is that a trend that only I observe, which does not now count classically to the beautiful people and is therefore always very protective when it comes to the rights of people who do not look as beautiful as Stefanie Giesinger, for example.
But why is it actually the case that in recent times, due to these elaborate rubber masks, now always some noble actors with top bodies and somehow Joaquin Phoenix is still an exception, because with him it's nice, but somehow not either. What are you doing with rubber masks now? No, so that there are people who, uh, so I have now, I think of the penguin and Colin Farrell, who plays the penguin.
and is put in a fat suit, where you can't even see his face and his game, because he's really wearing a rubber mask. And he has to act like an ugly penguin. Why do such beautiful people in rubber masks, so it's about the big names, or do they also have the need to be not beautiful in a film? Why can't just character actors, character roles play? Or people who look normal, become actors.
Why are beautiful people being made up to be ugly, so that they play roles? That's what I noticed. Maybe it's just a thing that...
But there is also the so-called method acting. For example, Robert De Niro gained 30 or 35 kilos for his role in Wie ein wilder Stier, to play Jack La Motta, the boxer. And I think back then, this actress... Excuse me. What's the dark horse coming out of that for you? The Australian actress, who won this award for Monster, or South American? Charlize Theron. South African. South African, exactly.
It's not all about the looks, but you should also be a bit of an experienced actress and be able to act well. However, I also wonder if Pedro Pascal really stood under this helmet for the first seven episodes of Mandalorian himself. Because, to be honest, I think that's really weird. You know, when you start not being seen anymore, you can really use your voice with AI.
That's the next big thing anyway, AI. How do we protect our rights? I would like to talk about that with you later. But I think that's of course... For the actor, look, now he's not reduced to his appearance, now it's about that he plays well, but you're completely right, with the mask, Colin Farrell, you can't recognize him. But do you think the film is good?
I know, I always see it at Max, so at HBO Max and think, do I click on it now or not? I don't feel like that, I want, the penguin is always Danny DeVito for me and I want it to stay that way. I don't want a...
You probably say that for so long until you... I also didn't want to see the whole new Batman with you. And then he was good, Jan. He was unfortunately very good, the last Batman I saw. What I'm curious about now, if he's good, because I hear mixed opinions, is the new Joker with Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga. It's become a musical. That could be something for you.
The sequel to the Joker is a musical. And that sounds shit to me, to be honest. But I also heard from people that the film is good because it doesn't play with the expectations at all, or rather doesn't fulfill them at all, which the first part brought with it.
Interesting. No idea. A musical with Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga.
Joker, second part, come on.
It's already out. Since I saw this lamoyante Netflix docu from Lady Gaga, where I always had the feeling that... Are they actually in the editing room? Are these actually journalistic documentaries that they do? Or are these people, the artists who are portrayed, like in Bill & Tom? That's not a documentary either, you know?
Yes, I think that's generally the case in the meantime. I also had to do the Taylor Swift documentary. You poor guy. In retrospect, I have to say, you don't take much with you. It's all very smooth, very superficial. The worst problem was then, of course, that Kanye West went on stage and took away the microphone, which was of course absolutely asocial of him. You don't have to talk about that.
But that's now also ten years ago. She has now made an incredible career. He has fallen further and further and has always given himself strange things. And if that's the big trauma of your life, then I think there are people who have eaten more shit than Taylor Swift and the like. I don't really care about all this documentation anymore.
What I actually have in front of me now, what I got the link to yesterday, and I think that will also, I have to admit, tear the picture of my very beloved comedian Louis C.K. back in. There is a documentation of the women who were sexually harassed by him at the time.
Oh no! Where? Where?
It's called Sorry Not Sorry. On his website too? Of course he doesn't have it, but I had to take a picture of it. Even if I find him as a comedian incredibly funny, smart and so, what he did there, I don't want to talk about it freely or anything like that. And yesterday someone sent me a link via Instagram, because it's very difficult to get here in Germany or hasn't been published yet.
You have to look at all of that as well.
Would you provide me with the link today, during the day maybe?
Yes, and then I wanted to give you the link to the Otze film, the GDR film, even if it's not really your German Punk, but it's really a great documentary.
I've heard about the podcast. Have you heard? We've already talked about the podcast weeks ago, before the holidays. That's right, but you haven't seen the film yet. No, I haven't seen the film yet. Send me both links, I would be really happy. I need media, media, media.
I need media too, but there are so many things I haven't seen yet. Jan, let me briefly, before we get back to the TV price, recapitulate my last week a bit.
You had a car accident, I saw that on Instagram.
Yeah, dude, that was the best thing in Kreuzberg. But this day was doomed to failure from the start. First of all, I still don't have my own car. I had to go to Kreuzberg at 8 a.m. very early in the morning and took a share car. I don't know if you can hear it.
And now you know the following, you get yourself a car, you go to the car, you get in the car, you drive for 3-4 minutes, you first try to connect your iPhone with the car by Bluetooth.
Joachim, André, Stefan, Peter, Peter's iPhone.
Unfortunately, new connections are not possible. Please delete the previous connections. But only if the engine is off. Then of course I always try to connect the cell phone during the drive. Then he said, please not during the drive here, you have to please drive there. Then I was so annoyed, of course, by my own inability.
And then you drive for three, four minutes, decide for radio 1, listen to a bit of radio and all of a sudden a very small sweet smell comes up in the car and you think, What is that? And then the smell comes and you can no longer ignore this smell and you actually know what it is. And you're in shit.
You're in shit and you're on the Berlin motorway and you can't go right now and you know exactly, you have to drive 25 minutes until you're in Kreuzberg. And this shit starts to smell so strong. And it smells even stronger. And you're so annoyed. And then you take a look down and look under the gas pedal. And then you see gas pedal full of shit, shoe full of shit.
And then you also realize, you already know, it's probably human shit. Only in Berlin. Only in Berlin. And then you get annoyed at some point, try to clean it up. And of course you do it at the gas station. I did it at the gas station. With the air pressure thing. with paper.
Then you only have so much, then you're so annoyed in the morning and then you wipe like that and then you come off the paper with your thumb for a very short time and only a very small chunk of shit is on your thumb. And you think, oh no! And you're really annoyed. You're standing at the gas station, you're mumbling. It's 7.45 a.m. The day has just begun.
You're fighting against shit under your foot, which I now see on your thumb. And then you smell the thumb for a very short time. You think, ugh! Because shit just smells so disgusting. I'm almost done with this shit story. And now it comes. Now I got into the following situation. After I cleaned my thumb again, I go into the gas station and want to get a cappuccino to start the day halfway well.
In front of me is a craftsman, a blue man.
Und versucht bei der Frau, es ist sowieso, ich erzähl euch erstmal, welche Tanke das ist, das ist gar nicht böse gemeint, es ist die Total-Tankstelle am Tempelhofer Ufer, die ist morgens immer leer, da peilten kaum Autos und ich frag mich immer, warum, es gibt in Kreuzberg nicht so viele Tankstellen, warum ist die immer leer, man kommt relativ schnell dran, vor mir ist ein Handwerker.
And says he would like an espresso. And then asks the saleswoman, such a mother, asks her if she can also have the espresso in the cappuccino cup. Because the swab during the ride. And then she says, no, I can't do that, I'll get annoyed by the boss. Espresso only in the espresso cup. And that's this little pop cup. And then he says, okay, then I'll take a double espresso.
And then she says, well, then there are two small espresso cups. And I was already thinking, oh, that's disgusting. But I have to drive now, they can't keep up with me, that's like a cappuccino. No, my boss has told me everything, that's not possible. Then he starts and says, I'm here almost every day, he says to her. Your colleagues help me, they do that too. Exactly the same.
Yes, my colleagues also got annoyed by the boss, because of the espresso in the cappuccino cup. And then this discussion begins. And I'm standing behind it, just want to go on. I put my fucking thumb up like this, so still like this. And then I yell from behind. At that moment a woman comes in. A woman comes in and buys an elf bar thing, a vaporizer. And I say at that moment,
Now, please give him a cappuccino cup. I'll pay him, too, so that it goes ahead. Of course, that was half a good saying from me. The woman who just came in and bought the Elfbad thing is looking at us like that, but doesn't pay any attention to me and says to the craftsman, never discuss with a woman. And then he says, hey, never argue with a woman. She's the boss here.
And I say at the moment, no, she's not the boss. She's afraid of the boss. She doesn't dare to give a cappuccino cup in an espresso a cappuccino cup. Well, the guy continues to argue in front of me. And she looks at me like that. And I just go out annoyed without cappuccino, sit down with my shitty thumb again in the car and drive on. Now I want to go with this.
If someone knows the boss of the Total on the Tempelhofer Ufer, I would drive from my private money to the metro for 50 euros, really, or 100 euros to buy a cappuccino cup for people who want a double espresso in a cappuccino.
If that's the problem, that at 7.50 we have such a bad energy within the gas station, just because it is not allowed by the boss to really put an espresso cup in a cappuccino and to please the craftsman with it, and the woman who came in, who is not mean at all, but who then somehow also plays up right away, according to the motto, discuss, of course,
Kostas Patriarchal was at the dance floor at 7.45.
Yes, but unfortunately also completely unhappy. It was for all of us. It was for all four people. And then at some point the saleswoman in a high tone, she was already rocked down with the nerves. I'm not allowed to do that! And then I went, got in the car again, drove to Kreuzberg, drive through a street, I don't say the name of the street because I often work there, and then traffic stops.
A guy wants to drive out backwards from the parking space, probably can't see inwards, and knocks on my side. Knocks on the side of my car, and I'm like, shit, get out, he gets out, is a craftsman too, also a craftsman, looks at me and says, wait a minute. Are you not Olaf Scholz? And I said, no, I'm not.
And I didn't feel like talking to him at all, because it was just too early for me and I wanted to go on. And then I said, call the bulls now, come on, we have to do that. It was my share car, I had to call the bulls. And then we did what only Germans do, I think. He's sitting in his car, I'm sitting in my car and we're waiting for the police.
And not even talking to each other and bonding or something, that I haven't even met you. But it was also because, of course, I knew that he probably recognized me and I couldn't pronounce the name right.
You said that you saw through the window how he googled and then your...
Then I got out of the car and wanted to connect with him and tap on the window and see how he looks at his phone and there are pictures of me everywhere. That's how I love this situation, I know it very well.
And then I tap on the window and he curves down and I say, by the way, that's me in the photo, Olli Schulz.
And he looks at me like that and I think it was uncomfortable for him too. He didn't feel like it either. Then we waited a quarter of an hour for the police, who then arrived, and then also recorded everything and then somehow said, here, you don't have to say anything now, but he said right away, I was guilty. I also said, he was guilty. It's also pretty cool when you're not guilty.
It rarely happens in my life that I'm not the guilty one, but that the others are guilty.
But while you were telling the story, I found out who the guilty one could be. So first of all, I found out relatively quickly why the gas station at Tempelhofer Dam, at Tempelhofer Ufer, is apparently so empty in the morning. Why? Really? Because obviously something like that happens and the coffee cups and espresso cups are counted.
And not only that, the pressure on the employees is so great that they don't even dare to put an espresso in a cappuccino cup. Because they get scared. That could be one of the reasons why it's often empty in the morning.
And the overarching problem, I think, is also why all four, both the one with the shitty thumb, as well as the craftsman who has to hurry, as well as the employee and also the young woman who wanted to buy an 11-bar. I think it's capitalism. I think it's the capitalism's fault. It's capitalism's fault for getting us all done.
It's 7.45 pm, so it's already Peter Licht's song before the end of capitalism. But just because it's so cool, it's again by Fanny van Daan. Capitalism on it. And also by Georg Kreisler, the capitalist song. Just so that you can think about it.
And from International Noise Conspiracy Capitalism Stole My Virginity. Also on it. Really. These are all good songs, a theme show today. Something with capitalism has to be in the title today.
But interesting, I'm really out of all the gas station matters. I only have nice conversations with people at the gas station. I didn't tank there either.
I think the nice thing is, oh, now I drive nicely to the gas station, get a nice vegan beef.
But I've never thought, now I want to have coffee from the gas station, honestly. Because you know, the sieve carrier machine, no one ever cleans it, it always tastes like an old coffee machine. Then, no, I've never thought, disgusting, I don't know.
Never. Yes, that was definitely one, it was all one day when everything happened anyway. This whole story was a very unfavorable start to the day.
I got a really great message from a listener named Tim and he might fit in at this point, or his message fits in at this point, because we should maybe devote ourselves to a world that we all have to pay a little more attention to, because it concerns us all every day. Whoever has children knows how important it is anyway. It's about the world of cyclists.
Every time I'm on tour, I really drive with an e-scooter through the different cities and then always do so in such a small note book, sometimes also publicly. Evaluation of the infrastructure, because with the e-scooter, the rental e-scooters, you are allowed to drive on bike paths. And that's in Bochum, for example, it's famously incredibly shitty.
These tumbling, I still know from earlier times, Bremen-Fegesack and Bremen-Nord, trees on bike paths and you know, who plants a tree on a street? And cyclists, for them that's... I think in the case of the war, the SS also stayed in it. The Autobahnmeisterei still takes care of the important German autobahns. But cycle paths, is there something like a cycle path meistery?
Or are there just people with bicycle helmets?
No, unfortunately not. But I'm doing my best for that. Because Jan, this is my last show that I do with you, in which I don't, that's what I promised myself, next week I'll buy myself an e-bike. Not for real. I'll buy myself an e-bike. I've been looking for a car for so long, and I still haven't bought a car. I still drive very often.
But don't you want to get yourself a used car? Because I can imagine that a large part of your podcast fortune was eaten up by rental cars.
Absolutely, to be honest, yes, far too much. That annoys me too. These whole firms here, we, we, whatever they're called, they all earn a lot of money from me. That's what you really have to say. And that's maybe the reason why this podcast will run for a long time, as long as I have this rental car story.
Tim has definitely written to me and he is from the ADFC Nordrhein-Westfalen, i.e. the All-German German Bicycle Club. That's the counterpoint to the somewhat problematic ADAC. And they've been doing it since September 1st, so for 28, 29 days today. Until the end of November, they are doing a big cycle path, cycle infrastructure check in all of Germany.
There you can as a cyclist indicate how the cycle paths in his environment, in his city are or in their city are. And I'll read it briefly. Hello Jan, I'm going straight with the door into the house. I'm hard and fluffy listener and have a business concern.
In the episode one word answer money, so last week, you told me that you like to drive through the city with the e-scooter and evaluate the cycle infrastructure. Yes exactly. I was shocked. The German Bicycle Club, ADFC, is currently conducting the so-called ADFC Bicycle Climate Test. This is a survey by the cyclists themselves, who can evaluate the bicycle conditions on site, online.
In summary, the whole thing is left with the question, he writes, is cycling fun for you on site or is it stress? And because there is obviously no such thing as an Autobahn-mastery, i.e. any institution that takes care of the importance of wheel infrastructure besides the ADFC, people have to do it themselves. And he sends a link with it.
And I'm calling here now with completely unpolitical, but really only with the view of, hey, if you have children with whom you want to ride a bike or if you live in a city where a nice alternative to a bus or a rental car should be the bike, but it's not that far yet, then take part in the bicycle climate test. I already did that today before the start of the show.
You can do that anonymously, it only takes 10 minutes at most. The address is fahrradklima-test.adfc.de. Again, fahrradklima in a word, minus test.adfc.de. And with that you give the ADFC an overview of how it is on site and maybe you can, maybe something like that will improve. Who knows?
Honestly, you also have to consider one thing. I don't know how you see it, but even if it all seems so critical here with, hey, the cars hardly have any space left, and sometimes it is also a bit pointless, sometimes one is made out of two tracks, car tracks, and the wide bicycle path in Berlin, for example, which is just insanely dangerous to ride here, is hardly used.
But if you're in a Scandinavian city, or if you're in Amsterdam, or some city that... If you think about it positively, how relaxing is it here? How nice is it to walk through the streets in Stockholm and not get annoyed by cars all the time? How nice is it to walk through cities where many can ride bikes?
And it would really be a chance for Berlin to really get this city out of this Moloch feeling again. If you build four large strategically well-established parking spaces all over Kreuzberg or Prenzlauer Berg and all the others drive by bike and with public transport. It would be so nice. It would do Berlin so good. I don't feel like driving the overfilled city bus anymore.
You can't enlarge it anymore. It's a dilemma every time. As soon as a tourist has a flat again, it takes forever. You hang around for an hour. It's not good for the feeling of life. And the feeling of life in the capital of Germany as a role model for all other cities. I mean, it works in Münster. It's also a small poplar city. That's why it's okay for everyone to ride a bike.
But if you want to get that done, Berlin is a part of it. To de-automobilize.
That would be really nice. Fahrradklima-test.adfc.de. That's the address. Fahrradklima-test.adfc.de. Take part and write to them how it is with you. Then they can go to the authorities and say, here, listen, we have a huge problem. And we can also pay for it. Yes, I think Berlin is a disaster, but Berlin is still quite good.
I think these new bike paths or also the use of the bus lane is not optimal, but still better than in Cologne, for example, on the Dürener Straße. The Dürener Straße is in Cologne-Lindenthal, where old rich widows walk around and buy expensive food. And there the bike path is simply 50 cm wide, next to it the footpath is 1.10 m wide.
And then comes a double-track, so cars and buses also drive along there. It's ridiculously dangerous. The cyclists don't care. Then you just have to say, cars out or only one lane. By the way, hey, shout out to the Venloer Straße. It's a one-lane one-way street and I think it's the best so far. Even better would be no cars. But hey. Who am I? Who am I? Who am I to judge?
As someone who likes to sit in the car and drive music, which I like to do on long distances, but it's also a real wish. I think if the dictatorship of the cyclists would really win here, I would subordinate myself to them. That's a nice thing I'd like to do. But it doesn't look good.
It doesn't look good. It doesn't look good. We have this week, we start today on Saturday, so we have the whole... Before yesterday, this AfD thing in Thuringia with the old president, who always showed where the frog has the claws and so on. So the fascists, they're not very close to a power seizure yet, but they definitely annoy, and so really, and so really tangible.
And I found it worrisome that the CDU then called the Federal Constitutional Court in Thuringia to give the old president a little bit of the...
the manners again and celebrated it as a great victory because that a constitutional court is for a constitutional hostile party like the afd that doesn't give a shit do you really think that the afd is somehow sick of what the constitution says any constitutional court that is a constitutional hostile party that is also not a victory when the constitutional court decides against the afd they decide after good thinking whether they want to keep it or not that is i think
I think it's totally dangerous to say, hooray, on Friday night, the constitutional court in Thuringia says, old president has to implement rules, a victory for the CDU. No, dude, that's not a victory. The AfD just does it now. It worked yesterday or today on Saturday with this election. But as if constitutional courts would somehow interest the AfD.
Or that there is some kind of construction where you can feel like a winner, if you are right about that. It's a constitutionalist party that you have to ban very quickly. I'm just saying it now. Just like that. Forbid the party. And very quickly.
And the bad thing is that somehow there are really people who are so blind. And then I also get that myself. Even I get messages from people like that. The AfD is the only way to save Germany. I always think, how far is your thought to the next door? So really, how can you be so populist shit if you listen to it exactly. really convinced of it.
I think we talk about it in a circle, or rather we say it again and again, it's really a dilemma. I hope that at some point this evil curse, which is somehow in our heads, not us, but has reached a lot of people, that it will be resolved at some point, that shamans will come.
I think, yes, shamans, or that we just use violence to...
Oh Jan, someone will cut that out again here and say, Böhmermann calls for violence too!
No, with violence, like last time, you know, last time the whole country had to be taken in by four different countries and divided and then pulled through a wall for 40 years until you checked that fascism is simply not a great idea. That's what I mean with violence. And even then, even as violence came, you thought, yes, we just have to be strong and then our idea will be fulfilled.
People, to be honest, and the worst thing is, that's why, thank you very much for briefly mentioning our last show, because this excuse, I'm unpolitical, I'm unpolitical. No, dude, if you think you're unpolitical yourself, it's already too late. Nothing is unpolitical. Nothing is unpolitical.
You don't have to assign yourself to the left and the right, but it's also complete bullshit to say, I'm unpolitical. Everything is political, really. And I think, um... These whole structures of I am conservative and otherwise it doesn't matter.
It is important that you are against Nazis, that you are against fascism, that you are against what could happen to this country, what happened to this country a hundred years ago and what can happen again. Yes, it's not exactly like that. It could be different. You don't let yourself go so easily because they also follow your opinion in a good social media campaign.
But I can't hear this saying anymore. This, oh, the AfD, they know right. There are a few young people who think it's cool to provoke. And you can provoke now. Yes, it can be that the leftists are the thugs right now, a lot has fallen apart. But it's still better than to vote for the AfD out of provocation, to support it.
I don't even know the names of these YouTubers who then go to leftist demos and then say, ha, look, I'm on the left and I'm not recognized by them. No, of course you won't. Because you support a fascist party and not because you go there to provoke. Then you can smile even more and think, haha, look here, they all have no idea.
This whole provocative thing also has to do with the fact that in many cases puberty has never been really worked out or never ended and they don't feel picked up at the moment or something like that.
Yes, but it's very tiring. I find it so in the self-perception, I find it totally bizarre when you really Ten years ago, it was totally clear in which direction it was going. It's not like you can't see it. And I wonder how you can withstand it all these years for yourself with such self-comforts or somehow that you have internal explanations for yourself why everything is okay.
It's just not okay. And it was ten years ago. So, you know, as Dena, Felix von der Laden, such a YouTuber, one of my first shitstorms ever, when he said around Christmas, yes, hey, that's a great idea to vote for the AfD. Just absolutely no idea, stupid boys who are just stupid and just have no idea of ...
As I often hear, people are like, yeah, now they're on it, let's see. No, they're not even on it. Because they change the constitution and similar things when they're on it. There's never anything else than them. That's the problem.
And it's not like you don't see it coming. And I still find it remarkable. Also now all these giant media like the NZZ in Germany, you really have to say, close to AfD. And also some unioners or world.de, who now say, let's try the Höcke, or it's all half as bad, why are you doing such a theater?
These forms of self-restraint, self-consultation, thinking of yourself in such ditches, that's just insanely dangerous. And it doesn't get you out of it, to dare a few steps forward and to be brave. You need courage. To stand up against resistance and convince other people and to stay convinced and not to give up. That needs courage and perseverance and not many have that.
They will then be lazy and kick away and are afraid or arrange themselves. That's the worst.
I think arranging is also an activity that used to be a folk sport in Germany. Come on, let's do hot stories about the German TV prize. I have to tell you something before we take a break. I really heard tears in my eyes yesterday with a new song that I heard. I've never talked to you much about this band, but it's their first single in 16 years. Scooter? The Cure.
The Cure had their first song yesterday at 16.
A huge hole, because I always come to the Smiths and famously, something like Die Toten Hosen und Die Ärzte, actually, of the 80s, the two. How is your relationship to The Cure?
I love The Cure. I love The Cure very much. And I have to honestly say, it took a while, because when I was very young, there was Friday On My Mind every day on the radio, ten times to listen to. They really had a lot of pop hits. But they were a dark wave band that could still celebrate incredibly good world pain, incredibly awesome melancholy.
And apart from all these radio hits, I was at a concert five years ago, And all of a sudden, after the first three songs, they started playing hits. And then there were only hits for an hour. Close To Me, Love Cats, all these songs, In Between Days. It didn't stop at all. I thought, how many hits does this band have? Robert Smith, also an insanely sympathetic guy. Erzfeind by Morrissey.
The two can't stand each other. And Robert Smith, you probably also know this legendary thing where he is at a gala and is interviewed by an American journalist. And he says, dude, what is this? So he reacts so cool, is a great guy, has written an incredible number of songs. There are two records that are absolute milestones.
Pornography and Disintegration with the beautiful song Pictures of You, which I heard again and again after the separation from a great love, which of course is not helpful when you listen to such songs. And really this sadness that Robert Smith can put into his lyrics. And this first song, the first song from the new record, which will be released in November, November 1st, I think.
The record is called Songs of a Lost World. The song is called Alone. It's six and a half minutes long. Completely against the line, especially against all these two and a half minutes, so that you can click it again. I have this song in the plane. I had to fly, sorry for everyone who finds it silly, but it was a work job, I had to fly back so that I can record here again today.
Yesterday I heard this song on repeat for only 75 minutes.
When the voice of Robert Smith comes in, who still sings the same as before, when this text comes after three and a half minutes of intro and you really get into this rush, I really had to, I really had to, in the plane next to me was a beautiful influencer, I didn't want to show tears, but I really had to suppress the tears, because a lot came up. This sound reminds me of my childhood.
This music reminds me of a time when I hung out with girls who also listened to The Cure a lot. Sophia, I don't even know what came out of her. 20 years, 25 years I haven't seen her. We worked together back then. And then every now and then we went home with other people and listened to The Cure. And listened to sad songs there. And I have to say, it reminds me of so much. And this song is so big.
I would like to put The Cure with Alone on our Fidi and Bumsi list. And also someone else. This is really interesting. Olli Dittrich's son has started making music. He was in the N3 talkshow. We met four years ago and I'm not doing this because I know Olli or something like that, but because I really think he has an incredibly talented son.
His name is Jonathan Henrich and he just released his first single. The song is called Lavender Sheets and it's a really good pop song. Wahnsinnig gut produziert. Er war, wie gesagt, in der Talkshow. Das habe ich mir noch nicht angeguckt mit seinem Dad und hat da, glaube ich, diesen Song auch gespielt. Habe ich nur gelesen und ich habe mir natürlich gleich den Song angehört.
Wir haben öfter mal Kontakt gehabt. Er war auch schon mal auf einem Konzert von mir. Und ich finde das wirklich bemerkenswert, was für ein... He's an amazing musician. I think we'll hear something from him, regardless of his famous father. Jonathan Henrich with his new single Lavender Sheets. Lavender Sheets. Lavender Sheets, exactly.
On the Fidi and Bumsi list. Yes, let's make a little break now, I would say, and we will soon spread the hottest stories from the world of television here in the show. I still have a few piquant rumors. There were interesting moods that were perceived there and Klaas was also there. That surprised me a lot, because normally Klaas doesn't like to go there either. I don't really like it either.
And I got to know a lot of people that I only knew as... as a consumer, as a viewer and got to know nice people. More on that after the short break here at Fest und Flauschig on Spotify. It's Sunday. Dear Austrians, please go vote today and pull the little fasho Herbert Kickl. The non-existent leather pants.
It can't be true that the guy, that this dangerous guy, he was Minister of the Interior, Minister of the Interior in the Strache government. He has all these BVT things, this whole search, this confiscation of the computers, the REX department at the constitutional protection in Austria. This is all to be brought back to him. This is an insanely dangerous guy. Don't let them win. Honestly, don't.
Go to the election and vote something. Do something. You have to do something. And then we might come with our big Christmas circus. To Vienna, exactly. If Vienna manages to prevent the Nazis, then we come to Vienna with the Christmas circus. But hey, just kidding.
It's not enough if you listen to a cult anti-Nazi song by the stupid Böhmermann or go to Olli Scholz concerts or listen to a podcast where it is articulated. What to do does not mean that you listen to people who say, do something, but that you draw the conclusion from this, hey, do something, people, that you do something. That's important.
It's not enough to listen to podcasts in which you are told that you have to do something.
But it's still very pleasant for us.
But while you're doing something, you can do a podcast. Engage yourself in a party. Or in a non-parliamentary one. Organize demonstrations. Try to make fascists' lives difficult. Go into the structure and become bosses. Become lawyers. And be right back when Fest und Flausch continues here on Sunday.
Exactly.
See you soon.
That's your intro. Thank you very much. Wait, it's still working. Mhm.
That's your intro, because you won a TV award. Thank you. I recorded that back then. Welcome back to Fest und Flauschig. When we recorded in Hamburg in the gym and both of us walked in like that.
Unforgettably.
Unforgettably. One of our strongest performances. It's still Fest und Flauschig. We're here with the big Sunday show. We're also pretty close to the exposure time. If you hear that, then we've just stopped recording. So we're still running while you hear that. Heute am 29. September 2024.
Jan, ich muss kurz erzählen, ich habe die letzten Tage, dann über zwei Tage verteilt, Killers of the Flower Moon gesehen, den letzten Martin Scorsese Film mit. Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert De Niro. And I think that was the first film where they both worked under the direction of Martin Scorsese. Scorsese. Scorsese. Scorsese.
In the past, De Niro was the one who played all the main roles in the film. Then at the end of the 90s, De Niro got too old and he let Leonardo DiCaprio play. I wasn't so happy for a while. Gangs of New York, for example, I thought Leonardo was too young for this film, where Daniel DeLuise plays sensationally, but somehow doesn't touch me and doesn't pick me up.
One of his worst, in my humble opinion. Now I've seen this film and it's three and a half hours long and it's so depressing, but also very good. Mega atmosphere. It's about indigenous people who still own land in America. Vor 100 Jahren ungefähr, oder vor 70, 80 Jahren spielt das. Und diese Frauen, die dort leben, werden der Reihe nach vergiftet.
Unter anderem, also ich will jetzt nicht zu viel verraten. Und die ersten zwei Stunden sind wirklich grauenhaft düster von dem Film. Und du denkst, wann kommt denn endlich die Erlösung? Wann kommt denn endlich die Gerechtigkeit? Er zieht es so in die Länge. Und dann irgendwann kommt das FBI, dann wird das aufgearbeitet.
Und am Ende hat der Film wirklich einen Kniff, den ich so noch nie gesehen habe. Also wenn man sich mal wieder dreieinhalb Stunden, ich finde das Leonardo und Robert De Niro, beides. Very good. All of them. Even the main actress, Molly. Molly is her name, I think. I don't remember her name. I'm sorry. All of them are great in the movie. It was a great movie.
It also had 12 Oscar nominations or something. But it didn't win any of them. But the first two hours, you really think about this mean, mean world. And then one person dies after the other. in a strange way, but somehow a very good film. I can only recommend it to anyone who wants to sink in again, but also wants to feel the darkness of the world. It was an incredibly good film.
And it's on Netflix or where? Netflix and Prime. No, no, not on Prime.
I paid 4,99. It was a movie.
It's funny that I still think, even if it's just a Netflix production,
Kino ist immer noch in meinem inneren Ranking das allerhöchste. Und wenn das quasi ein Film im Kino super läuft und man den dann anschaut bei Prime oder bei Netflix, ist es immer von meinem inneren Gefühl mehr wert, als wenn es, auch wenn die super aufwendige Netflix-Power-Produktion... Sind sie ja eben nicht, Jan.
Ich finde, es ist oft so billig bei Netflix. Auch dieses...
Even the big ones, they get very popular, there's a lot of marketing in it, but still it feels like cinema films are always a bit more high-quality. I find that very interesting. Maybe it's also because of age.
It's probably because of age, but I see it exactly the same way. And very often I see films that appear directly on Netflix or something like that, and then I'm never really satisfied with it. Because I always think that everything has to be done within half a year. It's not on Netflix what I'm watching right now, but I'm really borrowing a movie somewhere for 4,99.
Also on Disney I haven't seen anything for a long time, which interests me. That's why I've registered Disney now. We've already talked about it, all these subscriptions, the subscription trap. Subscriber trap podcast, that's also a good title for the show today.
Subscriber trap podcast, I'll just write it down. It's still a bit abstract, I don't know if it makes people curious enough. Or capitalism on the thumb, because of shit on the thumb. Capitalism on the thumb. That's not bad. Capitalism on the thumb. Yes, that's very good. I wrote it down right away. Where we were just at the price, a bit like in a movie.
David Hadda, the managing director of the company Turbokultur, I think, scored the most at the German Fernsehpreis. They made The Doubters, a very good miniseries of ARD about a... Jewish, what is it, a delicacy, a family that has a delicacy business. A very funny, very great series. What's her name? Die Zweiflers. They're already writing hard, they said, really well composed.
Martin Wuttke, Sunny Yemeles got the TV award for best actress. Ute Lemper plays a part. So really a really well-stocked, incredibly great, funny series. Really true, really true. And he said, David Hader, and there we hit the ground again to the prices, that if you win prizes, the worst thing you can do is to think that it will change anything.
I think it's a bit presumptuous, like the doctors of the year did, not to go to award ceremonies. I also think it's weird. For example, I was incredibly excited. I'm always incredibly excited about prizes because my great Achilles heel is to hold real speeches where I can't do as if I were... Did you have to hold a speech? Well, if you win, you have to say something.
First of all, we were the first ones, which was a great luck. Our category Best Show National was the first category. That means, if you brought that behind you...
You won for Lass Dich Überwachen.
Exactly, best show nationally, because we are a national show. Against Let's Dance, Mozzi Mabuse, Jorge Gonzalez, Joachim Lambi and Sio is the name of the company that makes it. And to be honest, I also gave it to them a little bit, because they are really, no joke, of all entertainment shows, so broad entertainment shows that exist, I think Let's Dance, with a great distance, the best show.
I like Mozi Mabuse, I like Jorge Gonzalez, I don't know Joachim Lambi either, but I like them both very much, personally.
I think I speak in the name of all our podcast listeners when I say that I and also many people in this show, if you make another trip to the big world of entertainment and also at the other show, then I would like to see you at Let's Dance. I can't dance at all.
I can't dance at all.
But you have a little bit, well, come on, not dancing at all is bullshit.
I can't dance.
Besides, everyone can dance if you are guided, if you have a good teacher or something like that. I don't feel like it.
I don't feel like it.
But I actually think, I think, you often say here, this is your thing, Olli, here Instagram or something like that. And I say it now, Let's Dance would be your thing.
Yeah, Olli, let's dance would be your thing. That's exactly your thing. I never said that, man.
Are you still, where we are at RTL, how far are you with Stefan Raab? Do you also watch? I have now watched the second episode. And I watch it with great astonishment. I actually don't want to sit in this tenor where everyone says, oh god, is he old here or why is he still doing it? But you look at it and really ask yourself. So I have the second episode, that's the first one I've seen right now.
I haven't seen the first one. And it's a mistake of mine, by the way. You don't have to pay six euros again, but my subscription just ran out. I had no choice. I don't know RTL Plus anymore. After I announced Disney, I went there again for three months. You announced Disney and you subscribed to RTL for that? Yes, there are also such nice things like the Bushido Doku or something like that.
Oh yes, there are a lot of things. Things that are thematized here. Yes, that's right. And you can, dear finance, Olli can take everything off the tax, these six euros a month. Hopefully.
And then I see this show and I really ask myself how much Stefan Raab, after he really has to have spent money and I think sailed around the world in between and so on, how much he has to motivate himself internally to do that again. And also to sit on this bench, then there was this joke, it wasn't all bad, it was also very entertaining what he did, but to do all that again, it seems like...
It seems so weird, it seems as if it's not even ... Why? Do they do that again? Are they ... is it going well? I have no idea either. I don't know either.
But it was the topic of discussion at the German Television Prize. Because of course all the executives were there, some of them were involved in the production. And that's the huge thing, I went to the start two weeks ago, everyone talked about it. But no one ... It's all so similar with the ambivalence that you carry in you, and of course I do too.
You know it from the past, but you look at it now and think, he obviously didn't watch TV for 10 years or didn't notice. So the time is just ... This rap that he did there ... That he made fun of the Spanish guitar, that foreigners speak bad German. Did you see that? Yes.
I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to,
Ich bin Ausländer und spreche leider nicht gut Deutsch. Ich bin Ausländer und spreche leider nicht gut Deutsch. Langsam, langsam, langsam, langsam, spreche leider nicht gut Deutsch. Bitte sprechen Sie schön langsam, spreche leider nicht gut Deutsch.
Es hat mich so ein bisschen daran erinnert, als Mike Krüger mal den Nippel, als er mal in diesem rechtsextremen Portal von diesem Koblenzer IT-Milliardär aufgetaucht ist, was von dem ehemaligen Bild-Chefredakteur geleitet wird, der wegen sexuellem Machtmissbrauch irgendwann seinen alten Job verloren hat.
Und da ist irgendwann Mike Krüger aufgetaucht und hat den Nippel aus der Lasche umgedreht, umgetextet, auf diese Flaschen, diesen Nippel, ist Nippel an der Flasche. Da ist der Nippel an der Flasche. Hab ich zum Glück nicht
I haven't seen it, fortunately I haven't seen it.
It seems a bit like he's serious about the guitar, then of course he doesn't play the Spanish guitar himself, but it's all guitar playback. In the background is some Wolfgang in his band and plays the guitar. But what you see, and then he really sings the lines, I'm a foreigner, I don't speak good German.
Honestly, for us as entertainment foxes... Well, he does it because it's just these strange women who sang there. But how awesome that we now, on what kind of level, we have worked up in the direction of, pay attention to what you say, if that's the standard with which you can obviously work wonderfully in the show business.
And then a 57-year-old with a guitar in his shirt comes on stage and sings, I'm a foreigner and I speak bad German. And I'm like...
It's really like that. Finally holidays, I finally have a little peace inside. It's just, you look at it with astonishment and think, dude, there just has to be so much money in the game. Maybe he wants to sail around the world again or something like that. Or he wants to visit the Titanic with a small submarine. I don't know what he wants to do.
In any case, he needs the money. I don't know, but I need the money. I've heard that the rates that are paid behind the scenes, so I can say that openly now, so the author's fees, for example, if you work as an author in this, in this environment, they draw up a gehört efferin.
That's where Wer wird Millionär is also drawn up and Stern TV in this studio and that the author's fees are extremely high. So that you are paid so well as an author for this show, as you are paid as a chief author elsewhere. In shows that require a bit of self-respect and dignity, if you want to work there. So I thought that was spectacular. I'll watch the next episode too.
I'll watch it too.
And maybe that's part of the concept, that you look a bit like Dr. Pimple Popper.
Yes, that's right. I also like to watch it. Of course, there is another reason why I have RTL Plus. It's the Summer House of the Stars, which is running again. I've watched one episode so far. And my favorite ... Do you watch the Summer House of the Stars at all? Not at all.
I tried to introduce it in the most private area, but unfortunately it was too much for me.
And then Sam Dillon is in it. Do you know Sam Dillon? Unfortunately no. Yeah, Sam Dillon is with his boyfriend and Sam Dillon is, um, he sometimes puts his finger in the wound. Then there's another woman, she was there with her boyfriend, they met at Temptation Island.
Temptation Island is this show where a couple goes and then the loyalty is checked, they are separated, then the seducers and seducers come and he fell in love with his seducer, is with the seducer together, yeah, and he also played around and everything. And then Sam Dillon...
I asked her in the show, isn't that also a kind of prostitution, when you go to a television show and do it like that, I think she asked it so meanly, that she almost broke out in tears, because he just hit the point and I have to let him do that. Sam Dillon is made for this kind of entertainment. He knows exactly how to entertain people.
And then he asked this Temptation Island, the seducer with this guy, isn't that actually prostitution, to go on TV, to hang out with people, to be paid for it? And she hit it like that. And I thought, yes, Sam Dillon is right. And that makes the thing a bit more piquant to watch, because he got a few really good things out of it. They probably think the guy is mean. I think he's the best so far.
They haven't even made the effort to change the games at the Summer House of Stars. These are exactly the same games as in the last two years. Only Autopilot is still being made. Probably all the good editors have now all come under Stefan Raab and couldn't develop new games for the Summer House of Stars anymore.
But these are television shows where you can write moderation books with ChatGPT. Or develop games for Sommerhaus der Stars. I think with AI, editors could already be replaced, I think. Definitely.
Now I ask you, where you are right now, what I already hinted at at the beginning. Jan, you as a media man, who is sometimes also on the sidelines. How can I protect my voice, my face and everything else so that no songs and anything else is created with my ... Too late.
I've been to Spotify shortly in advance to call an attorney because this episode is being transcribed. And it was always pretty bad. Everything we record is then always in text. You can listen to it as text. And if I say, for example, Wattelboden, then the AI has now made something out of this Wattelboden that I didn't even say. So I just said Wattelboden and then the AI thinks I said Wattelboden.
We already have, I think it's been six or seven years since our contracts have been in, that something with AI, I don't know if it's in the contracts, but I think they've been doing it for years. So in other words, we're fucked. We're already fucked. I think there are already podcasts in other parts of the world that work with our voices in foreign languages. And we just don't know.
Because we've been collecting so much material here for years. The archive is free. That's a gold mine for people who are from there. Although it doesn't get artificially intelligent, that's the good thing. Yeah.
It's just artificial. Intelligence sometimes bothers me with AI, but it's artificial in any case. I have a little story on my side. I met Shi-Agu. How come? Shi-Agu wrote to me, if I'd like to... Tempelhofer, Uwe, Anna Total, or what? Yeah, Anna Total. No, I think he has his own... He's doing so well with his own gas station. Well, he asked me very nicely if I'd like to play in a short film.
And I was already clear that he's not a fan of my music, but probably me. He's 26 years old. He probably saw me earlier. In my parade roles as loud, choleric or crazy Olli Schulz. As a figure of art, Olli Schulz. As a figure of art. And you know what? I liked to use that. We shot in the Universal studio, we got to know each other there.
And I think that somehow everything is remarkable and good that he is so completely free from all structures and from everything, just does his music and his thing the way he does it. It's somehow very sympathetic to me. Then I have Ritter Lien, also an insanely cool name. His buddy, a friend of his who also makes music, is simply called Ritter Lien. I got to know an insanely good artist's name.
Also very good and someone you probably don't know yet, an Austrian. who calls himself Flaschko and Flaschko does comedy, Instagram, but really good comedy. Flaschko05, I think, is his Instagram name. There's a video of him, he's sitting in a pool and he likes to play such stupid roles.
And then he sits in there and says, when the dad says that I should clean the pool, but then I sit in there and nibble on fries. And you get the camera here with this video, really watched 20 times in a row.
And then, I have to say, I said again, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here,
And then I ask myself, this escapism, which is also used by many people, also smart, sensitive people, who actually have a political conscience. I asked myself, why? I'll go straight to the German Film Awards again, because you know who wasn't there? And I have to do the name-calling here. Where was Joko Winterscheid?
I first thought it would be a joke when Klaas was on stage, when he took the prizes for best individual performance, moderation. Klaas took both prizes, as it should be, he was there. And he said on stage, as gay Yoko can't come, he's at the Oktoberfest. And I thought it would be a joke, until I found out, that was the reason why he wasn't there. Is that Oktoberfest?
And then I see photos of him with some ... They have a contract with the Kieferzelt. Yeah, I don't know, a third row of podcast staff. And I think, is that ... Dude, are you stupid? I've seen that picture with Sophie Paschmann.
I don't even know who's on it, but half-faceted people and people whose faces you used to know, then the doctor went over it and now you don't know their faces anymore, but the personality has of course become much better. And then I think to myself, it can't be that Joko is serious now, what's going on there? Or did they argue? Is there, do you know what it is? Did you hear something? No.
Oh, crap. But why is it, why don't you come, why do you send it then, well, I don't want to speculate anymore, but I thought it was worth it.
I saw a photo, there was Joko to see, Sophie Passmann in the dandelion and other people who somehow, wait a minute.
Maybe we're just, maybe we just can't understand it anymore, because the world is galloping us away, because we can't, we can't. Johannes Oerding. Johannes Oerding?
Here, Johannes Oerding, Vincent Weiss. And Joko? Joko. I don't know the others. I know Kai Pflaume and Sophie Passmann. What? So everything, the stable people... But what happened there? I don't know either. There's the cult.
The cult, okay.
So yes, I always thought the Oktoberfest was shit. But now I was there, I put on a suit and I have to say, the feeling of life is just very special. When everyone is drunk and standing around the Mars, the world is still old.
It's still the good old world. I definitely had a lot of fun at the TV Awards, there were a lot of executives around and then public legal executives always confronted with the question, hey, well, yes, thank you very much, and tell me, what do you actually do on the show against right-wing extremists? What? Good opening, good opening. Good opening is like coming to chess with a dice.
To be completely surprised. And that led to a lot of stumbling and stuttering. But I have to say, it was really nice to meet Teddy again. One of the, no, not Teddy Teclebrand, I say, he's the funniest person in Germany and he didn't get a prize.
And I was really, I sat behind this couch, where always the people had to sit down, the prizes that were nominated, I was right in row one and always tried to comment with my facial expression how I think that someone is nominated. And even if someone didn't win, from whom I wanted him to win, I also tried to mimic that. to share that I'm disappointed that Teddy didn't win.
That was insanely nice and I talked to Kim Frank and his company there in the evening. That was also really very nice. I met Marietta Slomka for the first time, who I was always a little scared of. I only know her from television. Why?
You were on their podcast. Marietta Slomka? Didn't you have the name? Jagoda Marinic, you mean. You know one, you know one, you know all. Sorry, oh man. I'm bad, I'm bad. Really, I belong to no one.
Not bad. I belong to no one. Do you know that I last time, because of such a name change and because of some trash talk about the podcast, that I even first became a guest, because I had to apologize, that I was totally sorry that I told nonsense, but then I said, come on, now I'm coming into the show.
Watch out with your name change, otherwise you have to sit behind Johannes Oerning in the podcast and talk about hats.
I'm sorry.
I know, I'm... I deserve to be cancelled.
Sometimes I think I deserve to be cancelled.
Yes, and then I have... By the way, she's insanely nice and funny, because I only know her as a tough interviewer. I was a little scared of her. But isn't that... Wait a minute. Marietta Slomka and... She's doing a sports studio, right? No, that's Katrin Müller-Hohenstein. Marietta Slomka is the grande dame of ZDF news. Sure.
Christian Sievers and Marietta Slomka are moderating the late... She took over from Klaus Kleber. No, she moderated with Klaus Kleber. Christian Sievers is Klaus Kleber's successor and she's always there. And makes incredibly good interviews. Kolt Sievers... Kolt... Kolt Sievers... Kolt Sievers moderates the news on ZDF. It was shit, I have to say.
2009.
And 2024 is just 15 years ago. And in the meantime, the TV price has been reduced again because it has become so unbearable and no one wanted to do it anymore because it was so bad. The show was okay. Barbara Schöneberger threw out a few clops where you always think, who writes these things in there? Do you think you have to do that? When there was a broadcast that was called ...
Bratwurst and a ProSieben show. And then Barbara Schöneberger said, yes, Bratwurst, can you still say that? Or is it canceled? And then I think, oh man, now Mike Krüger comes out with the guitar out of the frame and sings Nibble on the bottle.
And then the most impressive and chilling moment was, when at the end, when a documentary was drawn, Margot Friedlander, Holocaust survivor, held a speech, because we all live in difficult times. And then there were standing ovations and half the jury and three quarters of the audience were crying while Margot Friedlander, the over 100 year old Holocaust survivor,
102 years old.
102 years old, a very moving statement about the fact that we all have to be careful and everyone cried and cried as if it had nothing to do with us at all. And everyone cried as if it were not the task.
As if it were going to take place somewhere abroad.
As if it were, so the task is not to let the tears flow, but to keep the tears in and in themselves from the tears something like action.
To make ability or to develop courage because tears about the past is very easy and very cheap and from it To develop something that prevents it from happening again the next time in brackets now currently yes, but man The problem is the left-wing look at the results nothing there all the left-wing does not exist they have just disbanded themselves this week somehow has Omid Nouripour and Ricarda Lang sat down on the tandem and are simply out of Berlin
and said, no more Facebook comments. The green youth has dissolved. And Olaf Scholz and Robert Habeck are now also discovering that it brings great points to push people away in a very unpleasant environment and against foreign policy. And then everyone cries. Of course, that's not the problem about spring. Everyone can cry over spring, but to make up for the tears.
That's what it's all about now. And let the tears roll. That doesn't help anyone when you see how angry you are, people. But it helps a lot of people when you see how your program may feel a little bit like innovation, how maybe new people have the opportunity to produce content that they are not cut off permanently.
So I would have taken the tears away from him if, for example, El Horzo had kept his job in the summer. And then someone at the RBB would have had the balls and said, hey, the joke is, to be honest, absolutely, of course, it's a tasteless joke. But why do you have to throw out a guy who otherwise earns his money with it to make jokes on the internet?
That's really one, that the RBB is so unsouverain and that's been the case for a long time and always reacts immediately to the first storm and so on. So in general, it's not just the RBB. who then think, ha ha, now he has lost his job, he should never again ... So this desire after that in general, with all the people who have done something ... Yes, but why should it come after that?
The post itself, it doesn't matter whether you like it or not, but to react right away, right away, yes, we have to get rid of it now and so on. One shitty joke on the internet is anyway, the internet is not the real life anyway, to be honest.
And then it's also like I've noticed, I've worked on Radio Fritz myself, so to be honest, the payment, you don't usually do that because you're spending endless bills or something like that, but you do it because you want to do a job. Besides, I think he moderated an hour or so every two weeks, that wasn't even anything yet. And then there's such a scream, haha. What? Yeah, yeah.
Ile Mas, we can talk about that later.
I don't know if we have to talk about that.
No, I mean, Ile Mas, problem.
It doesn't matter, it's with his child that he went into the public as non-binary or as a trans person and sued him. And that probably caused his big trauma. What drives him at all. I think that drove him to do everything. I think that's the main reason. No, I think he had a very bad childhood. He had a very unpleasant father, a dominant, unpleasant, disgusting father.
It's just that he doesn't have all the frets on the fence anymore, you can just lock it up like that. I would come back to the TV price for a moment, because I think it's so remarkable. So this feeling of being pushed into the corner, started by the public press department.
von ARD-Sendern getrieben von der Politik nicht mehr in der Lage sein, eigene große Schritte zu machen, eigene Stellung zu beziehen, zu Positionen, immer zu gucken, wie man irgendwie es schaffen kann, mit geringstmöglichem Widerstand einigermaßen noch ein Jahr über die Runden zu kommen, ohne irgendwas groß ändern zu müssen. Das ist alles... It's all built completely on sand.
And to believe that because you get organized shitstorms in press departments or on the internet from right-wing extremists, that this is something where you have to orientate yourself intellectually so that it stops. It's really... I don't even know when they understand that it doesn't work.
And all the public legal executives were completely on the question, what are you doing against right-wing extremists? As if no one had ever asked this question. As if that was even...
For the first time, the thought that it might be a problem, which the public broadcasting has, that it's not about the big listenership or the audience or the political environment, but that they have been under pressure from right-wing extremists and right-wing conservatives for years. And that that's the reason why they feel so strange.
Not just because they make a bad show, also because they make a bad show, but just because they are scared. I found that really spectacular. And I have to say, the food was so shit at the TV price, dude. It was so hot. There was this fucking curry sausage soup, where so much meat ... I thought I'd take a chocolate bar with me, but then it was awesome. The event was so short.
That was the shortest TV award ever, which wasn't cool either. With the will, we can't do it anyway, so we'll do it at least short, then the people are not annoyed. And then the producer of the event said, we were 27 seconds too short. It has never happened to us. And everyone, when you talked, when I talked, you see on a huge teleprompter a huge 50, which runs backwards. Huge.
You see a countdown the whole time. That means, at zero you have to stop. And then there's the end. And it blinks really big. End, end, end. Come to the end. That was...
I had a nomination in 2015 for the TV award for Schultz in the Box and the broadcasts were only three and a half hours long. I thought, when will all this shit stop here? I also had someone who, when I didn't win, I don't know his name, Florian, the actor from Weißensee, I think. What's his name again? Wait a minute, Weißensee, Florian.
When I didn't win, he stood up and pointed at me and said, Florian... I can already see his face.
Florian Lukas!
Florian Lukas! He stood up and said, what? Why doesn't Olli Schulz win? I thought that was very sympathetic back then. And I was wearing a plastic bag with shoes, because I still had tone shoes, I was walking over a red carpet, I quickly changed my shoes in there, because I just came from another event.
Lars Eidinger later made a photo exhibition out of it with plastic bags.
And then I thought it was incredible. But I also lost against Guido Maria Kretschmer, who just did that with Shopping Queen back then.
He had such a cuddly, soft sweater on, the jury couldn't say no to that.
I peeked into the side and said congratulations later on the after show party, which was so fucking boring, by the way, where nothing cool happened and I was gone for half an hour.
Yeah, there were really nice people there. Oh right, then I met Bodo Wartke and Marty Fischer.
Marty Fischer I also got to know recently. Nice, isn't it? Totally nice. And then I said to him, and I think that was a mistake, I said, hey, that's really funny, this Rhabarbera thing.
I don't think he can hear it anymore.
And then someone else says to me later, yes, hey, Marty Fischer, he does really cool things and you're talking to him about this one shit. And I... Make the Bibo, Olli, make the Bibo, Fafnit because of sexy, do it. Well, they all forgot the Bibo and Fafnit because of sexy, too. I didn't fight much for it to become a hit. And then they say, no, where did we meet again? In Russia?
Oh God, I don't know. And then I saw him in his face. I think he's a very talented, good man. Let's be honest here. I always confused the name with Marty McFly. I pronounced his name wrong, as it is my kind. But then I accidentally... But apart from that, Marty, if you hear this, we're both fans of yours. I'll tell you that.
Yeah, but really great. Unfortunately, I think it's really, really good. Yeah, I think it's also good. There's a lot of energy in there and I was really happy to get to know him. And the great thing is... Maybe you can get that out on TV, out of YouTube. That's on TV. You're just looking at the geeks. Oh, that's for Kika? Yes, unfortunately, it's funny, it's on Kika and also on Kika.
Kika, Kikaninchen. You haven't looked at Kika for a long time, when Kikaninchen first comes to mind. Is Kikaninchen still there? And to the politics out there, honestly, if you put your hand on the Kika, I'll personally come to your office and shit on your desk.
When you put your hand on Arte, Arte is always... And when you start to put Arte together with Dreisatz, tell me, did they shoot you in the brain? I met Tita von Hardenberg on the After Show Party. Do you remember Tita von... Polylux, dude. The astrologer. Tita von Hardenberg, man. No, Tita von Hardenberg. I'll google her real quick. Do you know her?
She used to moderate Polylux and is now a producer, among other things, of Art the Tracks East. And they won a TV award. I was very happy about that. Tita, Tita Nienchen. I have Tita von Hardenberg. And all the people who have children right now. I have all the people who have children at this age between... I'll say 5 and 29. I have a little earworm for the fall season. Pants.
Pants full of chestnuts. Vorher, wenn ihr die Hosen von euren Kindern in dieser Jahreszeit in die Waschmaschine tut, immer in die Taschen gucken, weil Hose, Hose voll Kastanien. Wieder zehn Kastanien mitgewaschen. Eine war aufgebrochen und hat die Maschine kaputt gemacht. Tina von Hardenberg war sehr nett. Checker Tobi hab ich kennengelernt. Das war der meistfotografierte Mann des Abends.
Weil alle versuchen, ey, Checker Tobi ist da. Wo ist er? In der Raucherecke.
Checker Tobi spoke for me in the intro. When I played. In Jamel. In Jamel, exactly. Checker Tobi spoke for me in the intro. And the people are all in the audience. It came from the tape. It just always speaks. And then he says, Moin, here's Checker Tobi. And the audience is all like, yeah! And I thought, dude, what kind of fucking star is that?
Checker Tobi. Checker Tobi was the most photographed man of the evening. And I don't know if he knows what an incredible man he is. Maybe it's good that he doesn't know. Because that was really... Everyone wanted a photo with Checker Tobi. Me too. Look, I'll show you mine. I also did a photo with Checker Tobi. Mega cool. Checker Tobi photo.
Yes, Cheka Tobi, good man, best man, Cheka Tobi. Cheka Tobi. While you tell that, I'll tell you very briefly that I was at the weekend, last weekend, I played in the, that was a bit for me, so I just did it because I wanted to play this church. I played in the framework of the Rebaban Festival at the Hamburger Michel. Aha. In the St.
Michael's Church, which is the largest, most magnificent church in Hamburg. And it was such a mediocre performance, because the people came, I played acoustically with Arne on the piano. You expected God, it came. Only Olli Schulz came. At the beginning I asked if I was allowed to baptize someone on stage. Then I looked at the face of the cusser. He looked really annoyed.
And then I noticed that it was really blatant in the church. No red light, no alcohol on stage, no offensive words. Those were the instructions. How should an Olli Schulz show take place then? I asked myself that too. I went on stage and then came, because there are several concerts on this day as part of the festival. People sometimes came in the middle, stood around in the church.
I played my emotional songs there. Some also went back earlier. Then it held so well that the people upstairs did not understand my statements. But somehow it was also a bit of fun and a bit of joy. And I hope I was able to entertain the people a bit well. And then of course you leave the stage and want to play an extra.
And at the last song I say goodbye and while I'm not even leaving the stage, the kisser goes to the lighting system and tears up the light so that there is no way to play an extra.
It's enough for him now. Probably he got a call from God who said, guys, honestly, it's my home. What does Olli Schulz want there?
And then we're backstage upstairs, my record company was there, a few people, we have a little small talk, we talk, we drink a beer. Five minutes later, Küster comes in the back or one of the employees and says, so guys, do we want to get to the end here slowly? And then we're really ten minutes after the performance in Michel, everything was gone. We all want to go away.
Because there were still very strict laws. Still, it was nice to play there, where I saw Heinz Rühmann in 1981 with my great-grandparents, how he read the Christmas story in Hamburg and Michel. Yes, that doesn't have any further points, but it was really nice to play there again and to walk through Hamburg. I was really on the road a lot, Jan.
But now it's time for me to make everything winter-proof. The winter, the autumn, today I got it right.
Do you have to secure your apartment with rope ropes or what does it mean to make it winter-proof?
Well, a little bit, so that you start to get the nuts in the front and hide them in your bedroom. I don't know the chestnuts. My dog is so stupid. Juri is so stupid. When I collect chestnuts with other people here, we put them on the table and Juri sometimes takes them with his mouth off the table and tries to crack them open. And I mean, this dog, he gets really good food. He lived on the street.
He gets spoiled here without end. And yet he just tears the chestnuts to get something to eat. He's such a gluttonous animal. This old dog. It's getting really cold, I've been opening the window all the time, Jan.
I received a message from Matthias. Matthias, I'm not answering in writing, but via a podcast. Matthias was inspired by my awesome electromobility section, which I'm not jingling anymore because the time is running out for it. He decided to buy a used electric car.
And he wrote, Jan, on Friday I'll take the journey of 500 kilometers with the train to Leipzig to buy a used electric car for my family. Then he still calls the brand. There he tested a lot and so on. And he thanks me again very much for the fact that I have always been motivated to promote electromobility.
And that this section was actually one of the factors in the determination to buy an electric car because of my cool electromobility slogan. If you buy yourself a car, then buy yourself an electric car. And then he wrote to me afterwards, then almost a day later. Hello Jan, today I successfully transferred the car home. Very cool. So, I just want to give that as feedback.
That was already, ah cool. And then he sent me a photo where he is at an Ionity pillar and is charging powerfully for the first time. So, hey Matthias, enjoy your car, have fun. And it's a used electric car, by the way, it doesn't have to be new. And the batteries, of course, are no longer as super strong as with completely fresh, but ...
The losses are really minimal, you can also easily buy used electric cars, no problem at all.
Then I read the mail from a Marie, because she wrote to me, if we continue to talk about geocaching here, it will be a real boomer podcast. She said, I don't want to talk about geocaching. What else should we do?
Should we go to the Oktoberfest and somehow throw Osempic into our thighs? Or what do you want from us? Was soll jetzt passieren?
Was sollen wir denn jetzt noch machen? Wir haben alles gegeben. Ich würde mal sagen, Jan, das hat mir sehr viel Freude gemacht. Mir auch. Neulich kam meine Tochter von der Schule nach Hause und geht hier so längs und ich brüll aus dem Fenster und wir haben ja eine Nacktschneckenplage hier. Snacks. Snacks.
Naked snacking, in the evening in a shop, you take off completely, but then you don't get fucked and made a swine crumb, but you just get sweets.
But naked snacking is not what P. Diddy also did at his whole party. Oh god.
Oh god. I just saw that too.
I also saw that with Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis and everything was there with naked women, where they ate their food down. Naked snacking.
That's also a thing, I can't keep up with it anymore. The next hit was Jay-Z. Even worse than Pete Diddy.
Oh, people.
So, dude, I ... what ... these abysses that occur ... Then we'd rather have geocaching. Then we'd rather have geocaching, honestly. Honestly, then we'd rather have geocaching.
If Pete Diddy and Jay-Z had discovered geocaching for themselves in time, then all of this wouldn't have come that far. But no, but no. Did you then listen to a message from some listeners and stopped with geocaching? I have to say one more thing, because I was so excited on stage that I forgot two names. And I would like to thank you very much for the incredibly great equipment at our show.
With Marie Schäder, I totally forgot her name because I was too excited. And I also forgot the name of my long-time colleague Fiene Stäubing, who always cuts the costumes for all shows. And I don't know, I've known her for 18 years or so, we've known each other for a very long time. And I also forgot them on stage. And I greet you both and say sorry.
And now a lot more people are learning that you are the best. Exactly.
And I have to say one more thing. We talked about it again two weeks ago, that we are planning to do a show about education and school again. Please stop sending me emails that you would like to be invited to this show or that you know someone who can say a lot about it. There are really hundreds of emails that come every time. We will definitely do that.
However, I also think that if the topic is really, in my opinion, so important, then there should be a six-part podcast series where we would also like to appear or moderate it. But we won't do it anyway.
We're exchanging as an embarrassing example.
As four stupid boys who still made it. But you don't have to send me all of that. It's crazy here, kilometers. I know that you all care about it. I also think that it is a really important topic that we invest in education. But there might be a show next time where we invite someone, but we won't do a row here and we won't be able to do it all. And you really write so much. That's the first thing.
The second thing, I can't get anyone tickets for the Linkin Park reunion. There are people who are so desperate that they just ask me, Olli, can you do something? I want to go to Linkin Park. Linkin Park exists after the death of the singer, who was really very tragic.
It's a comeback with a singer, I watched it on YouTube, who really does it excellently, who really takes over his post from Chester Benningfield and does it really well. And for many, this band is more than just a band, because they are really a feeling of life for people. My big band was never ... I can't get you tickets.
And the third is, if you have intros, please don't send me WeTransfer links, so that you can check that I've somehow downloaded it. And if it sucks, I don't play it anyway. That's life. I'm a one-man editorial here. The other one, he's going to the German TV Award, he's celebrating, he's talking for 90 minutes ... Kaviar.
He's Kaviar.
He's become a caviar man, from time to time against right-wing extremism. And makes a good living. I know him privately. I know him privately. I know who he is. He's the only one who's open. And I have to do all this alone. Thank you for listening. That was Fest und Flauschig for today. Yes, that was Fest und Flauschig for today.
Sunday, September 29, 2024. Please vote, dear Austrians. Please buy tickets for Olli Schulz's tour. Please buy tickets for Jan Böhmermann's tour. No, for Jan Böhmermann's tour. Frankfurt sold out. First gig sold out. Frankfurt sold out. Do you know what's not going well with me? No. The worst pre-sale so far. Vienna. Erfurt. Erfurt and me too. Erfurt and Vienna. Where the fascists are in power.
We don't always want to put that on there. An anonymous person on Twitter complained that we would frame it as an anti-fascist resistance when you attend a concert by Olli Schulz or Jan Böhmermann in the East. Of course not, man. It's a concert.
If you're not Nazis, you could also vote for the FDP or something. Come to my concerts and become better people. And if you're good people, you're bad people. That's Olli Schulz's promise. That's great Olli Schulz's promise. I'm still thinking about whether there's churros or Belgian waffles on the next tour. I would definitely surprise you with a little something. Next Sunday we'll be back, Jan.
It was a great pleasure to talk to you.
Thank you very much. Yes, it was fun too. Then lie down again and I'm going outside to collect chestnuts.
Look, that's also wrong framing. As if I lie down here now. It's exactly like with my feet. Jan sometimes tries me, I have to say that at the end, in such a role. So, the Olli Schulz with the bad feet. Or Olli Schulz, he's laying down again or something like that. No, I'm a hardworking man who's now collecting the naked snacks. You're framed wrong by Böhmermann, like Kuchen and Monte.
They were also framed wrong. You frame me wrong, really.
You frame me wrong. Du framest mich falsch, auch ein schöner Songtitel. Olli Schulz, Du framest mich falsch. Du framest mich falsch. Wie von Dagobert. Ich bin zu jung. Du framest mich falsch. Du framest mich falsch.
Gar nicht mal so schlecht. So, ey Leute. So, mit diesem ganzen Gedankenmüll, den wir hier rausgehauen haben, lassen wir euch jetzt allein. Holt euch das Beste raus, ne? Tschüss. Bis denn.