Will and Rusty discuss Segways, the origins of Zoom Schwartz Profigliano, and what could possibly compel them to throw a chair at someone. They also reminisce about childhood time-out spots, invent the speaker shirt, and debate why Willy refuses to watch chick flicks. Plus, the boys draft cool ways to say everyday things, come up with new ways to say you're drunk, and welcome Emily Binder from AFP to talk about her trip to Aussieland. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod BUY OUR BUILDING DEPARTMENT SHIRT: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod/products/building-dept-longsleeve HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. TRY EVERY MAN JACK TODAY https://www.everymanjack.com/ GET 20% OFF @CHUBBIES WITH THE CODE PLAY AT https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/play #chubbiespod USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 00:00 Intro 01:38 Weird Hash 07:04 Lauren’s KP 16:14 Housewarming Gifts 22:41 Concussions 29:29 Little Siblings 36:42 My Server Cheated on Me 42:57 Roadmap 44:41 Prank Call 53:49 Pitch Submissions 01:04:09 Pitches 01:13:43 Rube Goldberg Machines 01:19:07 Teach Me Something 01:24:51 This Guy Rocks 01:29:06 Drafts 01:31:45 Binder Blast 01:38:39 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Play date. Episode 82. Episode 82 are... I feel like maybe Roddy White. Sure. Give it a shot, Lauren.
Show me Roddy White number. This would be a snipe.
82.
Didn't Aaron Hernandez wear 82 at one point? He was always 85. No, he was 81. Oh, this is devastating. I feel like a fucking idiot. Dion Branch, final guess. We can try again at the end if we want to. 83. God damn it.
Happy Monday.
Happy Monday, guys. It's the beginning of the week, and I think this is going to be one of your best weeks yet. Thank you. I was more talking to the playmates. I'm getting eaten alive in the comments for my lack of stance politically.
And I spent all morning thinking about it, and I'm sorry for that. Well, don't let them get to you. There's a lot of people out there. That doesn't mean anything. Correct. That was pretty much nonsense.
Well, I mean, you know how I feel. I'm not going to rehash an old horse.
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