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Chapter 1: What is Kill Tony and who are the hosts?
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And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
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Chapter 2: Who is Gabriel Iglesias and why is he on the show?
Two and two. I started off great, and I had a habit of taking fights on short notice. Every promoter knew they could just call me... Old John Broken Bones Jones over here. That's fucking solid. Yeah. Yeah, it's just... So I never went pro. I was an amateur. Amateurs don't get paid, but if you're willing to take on anybody, like, you get paid a little bit under the table. So I would get, like...
Timely.
So you made a little bit of side cash there.
Yeah, so I'd make $400 a fight. Promoters knew they could call me, but I started off 2-0, and then I took my last two fights, six days notice, and then eight days notice, and I got my ass kicked.
I just cannot for the life of me picture this. Would you do your walkout with the gloves and your glasses still on? No. You hand them to your coach right as you get in the octagon? Really? Yes. You walked out with your, you would be 4-0 right now if your opponent didn't see you walk out with glasses.
If I could get hit in the eyes and my contacts wouldn't fall out, I would, yes, I would be on the field.
You fought with contacts in.
I did that one time, and then I got hit, and I felt it under here. So what I would do, I never would fight with him. I just hand him to my coach, and then I have him lead me to the cage.
Your eyes don't seem that bad with those glasses on, by the way, though.
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Chapter 3: What are some memorable moments from Jack Shaw's performance?
I'll take care of the first part. There's one part I'm positive of. Flat asses do not fly in the world of Rob Edwards.
You're talking about, like, color, race?
Yeah, sure. Anything.
Honestly, the only color I care about is pink, so...
Absolutely unbelievable. So is there anything you wouldn't fuck? Let's talk about that.
Race-wise, I don't think as long as you're attractive. Okay.
How about mentally or shape-wise? There was someone that talked about loving midgets earlier.
I can't do crazy chicks anymore.
What makes a girl crazy to you? What's a situation where you've had with a crazy woman? Tried to cut me. So a Latina. Yeah. She was Puerto Rican. She was Puerto Rican. Can't make it up. We love the Puerto Ricans.
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