Gabriel Iglesias
Appearances
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
All right. No? You look all right, bro. I'd say more, but I'm wearing shorts.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
But he has a keyboard to cover up his bad choice. Yeah. Yeah.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Tim, what made you want to go in that direction out the gate? That's a tough area to go into.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
The views of Tim are not those of Gabriel Iglesias. I got you covered. Or Tony. I'll protect everybody. Yeah, dude. Yeah.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
You probably went after the heart. I mean, what? Think of another topic that would have been harder for him to go into.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
I love that he respects guns more than Muslims. Like, dude, man. Tim. Tim, we got to talk after, bro. I'm not much of a... You might need full camo after this show.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Dude, the visual I got from the power glove in the back of an Escort, I'm like, oh my God. You felt that shit, didn't you? I felt that, dude. The Escort, the one that had the power seatbelts, the automatic ones.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
I've actually seen his content online. Really? Yeah, Jason, you're very funny. Thank you so much. Thank you. He does these insane reviews of massage parlors. Is that true? It's part of the culture, brother. Hey, man.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Hey, I'm the one that mentioned it. Why don't you give me fist bump, man? Oh, shit. Give me the Power Glove hand. Give me the Power Glove hand.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
No, he actually puts out some really funny content that I've seen online every now and then. That's why as soon as you walk in, I'm like, I recognize you from somewhere. And then I heard your voice. I'm like, that's right. That's right. You can't call your... It's hysterical, man. I enjoy it. I've showed your videos to many people.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Let me tell you something. You're talking right now, but I promise you my feet are softer than most people's touch. Goddamn! That's what the fuck I'm talking about.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Look at that. Now I need help putting on this sock. Ha! Yeah, you know, what's up, dude?
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Can I ask for the honest review, though? I know the guy passed out, but that's besides the points. 7.5. Thank you.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
This is too... How did you know the age? Like, were you guys buying the same medication or something at CVS? How did you know the age? What? You said 47.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
I'm not going to lie. I thought that was the beginning of my story. And I'm like, no, that's another Mexican. He got... Wow. How? So your review of my feet was real. That's all I want to know. That's all I care about. It's like... 7.5. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Let's just... You got to take your wins when you can get them, people.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
What would be a crackhead heaven? Crack it on. Like an unlocked liquor store at night?
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
That's exactly what it says on the guide. Even I knew that.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
A coincidence, yeah, right? When you're doing a full... Now, what's the longest amount of time you spent on stage drinking?
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
15-minute set is the longest set? Okay. When you're doing a full 15-minute set, what is your opening usually like? Like when you're coming out, you know you're going to do a full set. You know, because usually like right now, I feel like you came out and you're only given a minute. So you jump right into it versus giving the people a split second to try to understand where you're coming from.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
You knew some shit was going to go down when he came out because everything about him told you that. Yeah. You, on the other hand, look very, very normal. Like you said, you're a bartender. Like, I totally believe it. I see it. But. You only had a minute to perform, so what is your normal opening?
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
You look like you could get away with something already, so why would you not go with the flow? Yeah.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
You need to talk more about stuff like this, dude. That's way funnier than whatever you did earlier. That whole, because I look like this, and you should follow it up with, and I didn't vote for Kamala either, because I look like this, because at first glance, bro, I wasn't sure. It's Austin. You could have gone either way without. You're really funny.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
You just needed an opportunity to get comfortable in front of the audience. That's what I noticed. Like, okay, something tells me there's more than just that minute. So I'm glad we gave you that chance to do that.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Okay. Where in Fresno did you get to perform? You said you started in Fresno, right?
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
So grew up in Fresno. First time performing was in Bakersfield. And then you went to Los Angeles.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Oh, God, are we gonna start doing comic puns? She segued her vagina onto his microphone.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
She opened... How recent was this? Sorry if we're shitting on you right now. How recently was this?
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Were your medical bills ever more than what you got paid?
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Anytime you're starting off, you're always like, yeah. Like when he had to get on that box.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
I feel bad for some of the jokes. They're going to catch me in the back.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Oh, yeah, baby. That is an amazing intro. I'm so glad you have actual Mexicans playing that.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
It's the thumb joke. I know the owner. He don't like jokes like that. Anyway.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
You clearly have some stuff you need to get off your chest, brother.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Why did you look at me when you said that? Motherfucker. Hey, can I order a drink since we're talking about freaking eating pussy here? Another tequila for my dear friend. Yeah, please. Thank you. I feel you've run all these questions. Hey, you asked me to be on the show. Can I get some of that medication, too?
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Hell yeah. Can you please tell everybody what you're drinking again? It's a Gay Vegas. It's a sugar-free Red Bull and vodka. I go, hey, what is that? He goes, it's a gay Vegas. I go, what? I like how you described it, though. I might order one. Who knows?
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Most of your crazy calls happen after hours because usually that's when plumbers make the most money is because anytime I've had issues, it's always calling after hours. and usually it's for something where you have no control over it, so.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
As far as, like, what's... Not the worst situation as far as, like, somebody being an asshole to you, but more so, like, the situation, like, was a shower backed up, toilet backed up, the sinks, the plumbing.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Because I've talked to some plumbers that are like, I could eat lunch while fixing the freaking pipes.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
But now you're doing stand-up, man, which I think is awesome. You have great timing. You came out very confident.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Oh, actually, he's been the first comic that's had a set longer than 15.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
So from California, you just came out here just for Kill Tony?
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
So mentally this is only like, okay, no crazy girls, but he didn't say no to like, you know, like dwarfs or anything else.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
It's not racist because we already did this to a white person.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
So much for my show at the kids' school. I'm gonna get a call soon.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
As long as they don't acknowledge it, I think they can pull off anything.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
So then you can always make the case where, well, you know, he's a little.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Did you start off doing stand-up in Estonia? Yeah, you went there.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
You understand I'm going to play this video in someone's review at the end of the year, right? There's somebody going to get called into an office and I'm going to be like, just for hit play. Like, really motherfucker? Estonia?
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Dude, I'm not. I bought that, dude. I take Prozac, too, man. But, yeah.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Yeah, you're trying to figure out how they lined him up, huh? Yeah.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Yeah. Ask him more questions. He was doing, you were doing good, bro.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Yeah. Would we recognize him if we saw him on anything? No.