Yale Riemes
Appearances
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Thank you. I've been getting into a lot of arguments recently, most recently with my girlfriend. She snatches food off of my plate all the time, and her excuse is always, oh, come on, there's no yours or mine, it's all ours. I'm like, well, if that's how you feel, why do you get so upset when I try to put a thumb in our butthole? I also got into it with a friend of mine.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
I thought she was telling me a joke. She told me that her cat had feline AIDS. I didn't think it was real. So my first thing that I said was like, I didn't even know your cat was a slut. And she goes, that's not how they get it. That's not how they get it. And I was like, what did you get it from? Sharing needles? What are you talking about?
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
And she was upset, but she shouldn't have named her cat Meowgic Johnson. So... Wow.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
I actually just moved down from Columbus a couple weeks ago. Beautiful. Congratulations.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Um, they let me in for like the competitions. They do like the new comics competitions and stuff like that.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
They pass you and then they book one person every 12 months to host. So it's just, yeah, you're waiting around. It's too many people, not enough spots. Exactly.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Yeah. I mean, my hometown club, they had the new one called The Attic, and that one was struggling for a while, but they're finally turning it around.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
I used to work for an engineering firm. I used to do construction. That's some well-paying stuff.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
There's a reason I don't work for them anymore. They realized their mistake after a year, and they were like, oh, this was a bad idea.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
No, I think they're... I mean, she has glasses, but yeah. You can't even see. You can't even tell.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
I went from gold digger to golden corral. There you go. I, no, I just, I gained, we both got too lazy and happy and we both got fat.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
I don't know. I think love just looks a lot like giving up. I don't know.
KILL TONY
#703 - GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS
Let's get the spotlight on him and take us through it. I just don't eat it laying down on the bed anymore. I sit down off the side of the bed because it's easier.