Yale Riemes

Thank you. I've been getting into a lot of arguments recently, most recently with my girlfriend. She snatches food off of my plate all the time, and her excuse is always, oh, come on, there's no yours or mine, it's all ours. I'm like, well, if that's how you feel, why do you get so upset when I try to put a thumb in our butthole? I also got into it with a friend of mine.

I thought she was telling me a joke. She told me that her cat had feline AIDS. I didn't think it was real. So my first thing that I said was like, I didn't even know your cat was a slut. And she goes, that's not how they get it. That's not how they get it. And I was like, what did you get it from? Sharing needles? What are you talking about?

And she was upset, but she shouldn't have named her cat Meowgic Johnson. So... Wow.

About four years now.

I actually just moved down from Columbus a couple weeks ago. Beautiful. Congratulations.

Uh, no, they don't let me in there.

Thank you very much.

Um, they let me in for like the competitions. They do like the new comics competitions and stuff like that.

They pass you and then they book one person every 12 months to host. So it's just, yeah, you're waiting around. It's too many people, not enough spots. Exactly.

Yeah. I mean, my hometown club, they had the new one called The Attic, and that one was struggling for a while, but they're finally turning it around.

Nothing right now. I'm on the job hunt.

I used to work for an engineering firm. I used to do construction. That's some well-paying stuff.

There's a reason I don't work for them anymore. They realized their mistake after a year, and they were like, oh, this was a bad idea.

I have a rich girlfriend. Oh, okay. Look at this.

No, I think they're... I mean, she has glasses, but yeah. You can't even see. You can't even tell.

No, I got fat as shit. I gained about 50 pounds.

Is she into it?

She's into it. I just end up saying I'm sorry a lot.

I don't want to fuck anymore.

I went from gold digger to golden corral. There you go. I, no, I just, I gained, we both got too lazy and happy and we both got fat.

I don't know. I think love just looks a lot like giving up. I don't know.

I eat way more pussy than I do fuck.

No, because every pussy is different.

Let's get the spotlight on him and take us through it. I just don't eat it laying down on the bed anymore. I sit down off the side of the bed because it's easier.

Thank you.