Tim Dillon
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Okay, okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. And with him, it doesn't feel like hopping to a market. It just feels like he wants to do all that. It feels very natural. He loves music.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You had a great time. So great. And just seeing, again, seeing Jelly roll, like James Hadfield from Metallica is in the green room and like... Oh, that's so sick. And this is a guy, it was cool for me to meet him because he's just like a legend, but Jelly like looks up to this guy and he was like, I'm just, this guy's coming. It was like... To see him in that element.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And I'm watching people when they react to him, it's they're losing their fucking minds and he handles it all so great. You always handle it really well too. But I just see him, these things I noticed about both you guys, you just, there's no discomfort with it. And it's cool that he's still doing the tours of these massive acts when he could be headlining.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He said, the reason I do it is because I keep learning from people. Hell yeah. And he was like, when I watch Post, I see how comfortable he is up there and how he takes his time and he doesn't press. And he goes, me. And I have actually learned this from you early on. I always feel like, okay, what's this? What's this? What's this? And I see you just really take time and be like, we're all good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There's a confidence that's like, everything is going to be good. I'm going to take my time. I'm going to find the best moments. I'm going to find whatever. And Jelly's like, I learned that from Post. That's what I learned this tour. The next tour, I'm going to go with somebody else. I'm going to learn something else. And it's so egoless.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like he could probably headline, sell out, whatever on his own. And he's like, nah, I'll split money, whatever, however they work it out. I don't know. But like, I'll do it with this guy and I'll learn something from him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It was an insane, I didn't even understand. When he said he was doing like the Phillies, I just assumed it was him. And then to see posts, it's post shows. Like, oh, that's crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I love the way he's living life. But then he goes to see Jelly. Doug, when we played basketball, he was like, pull up. We're going to be hooping. They're at the 76ers practice facility.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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like they're just opening it up for jelly and his boys to go play ball and it's like i said to him because he came to see me at zany's which is so cool and like he had to sneak into the back whatever this was february and i was like you know you're famous right and he's like no and then this time i was like you know you're fucking famous right and he was like i don't know i was like we're in the sixers practice let me tell you how much jelly's popping over the last three months
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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he did one thing with us and his entire life's work was almost for naught yeah i remember how when you met him you said he's like the most genuine guy and i still feel that he's so comfortable in his own skin so much himself like doesn't feel the need to do any like put it on at all which i do still but i was looking at him i was like man this guy is just he was so ready for this are you killing it yeah yeah shout out to jolly love you jolly love you dogs all right how was your guys weekend
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I had a wedding. Many days. Sunday was my only free day, actually. Or Monday, whenever I hit you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'll do respect. If your mom ever needs a ride, she can call me on it. I will. You want a second black eye.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, I'm saying. Especially, I'll be like an Uber driver.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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She won't know any different.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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This woman hadn't taken a lover since decades.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Dollar bills stuck together. That's so good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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was what it was. So the Christians were just sharpening the swords, getting the arguments ready. And now, now let's go. And think about that, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What do you got?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, no, maybe you're right to just outsource it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's a lot. It's a lot to do. Right next to my child's there? I can't deal with all the stress.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We're not real men. We just need to accept this about ourselves. Yeah. You know what I mean? Y'all didn't have barbecues growing up? I didn't barbecue. Who were you talking to? The Hindu? Son. Y'all could put veggies on that shit. Oh, yeah, that's fun.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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My dad didn't do nothing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Some people would have barbecue chicken, like the good dads.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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i think it's a grill i thought it's a type of oven or something yeah man i'm too american to know but we should look this up that's crazy you should know this shit you know what whenever i went to india and found out how american i am again i'm like i don't know hey i don't know how liberating is that it's so nice yeah it's so nice i felt so much pressure before i get everything right when it's not even where you're from yeah yeah i'm american and you guys tell me this all the time and then you get mad if i get something wrong go fuck yourself
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, man. You want to lose weight, go to India, eat something from a five-star hotel, see what happens. How's shit over there?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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If you are exploiting a demographic to get money, eventually when that happens, when you get to that position and you're not sharp, fall right back down.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But he would just get killed. But if you kill me, you can't get my crypto, and nobody can get it. That's what I'm saying. They're torturing this guy for weeks, and he's a crypto billionaire who's going to stand up to weeks of torture. I've seen these crypto billionaires. They're not standing up to weeks of torture. But he did. Oh, you're on my side.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Chelsea, what do you think he said when he went to the police?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You can torture a motherfucker and give him a robe? This is Four Seasons?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, oh yeah. Yo, the guy gets the whole house?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I do think you have to understand if you make a lot of money in crypto, nobody feels any sympathy if anything bad happens to you. They feel like you don't deserve it, and that's just who cares. Because everybody who's been in crypto was just like, you guys don't get it. You guys are idiots, blah, blah, blah. I was like, I just didn't make any money. Oh, now you didn't make any money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, I had a great Memorial Day weekend, man. What'd you do? So my best friend, I went to Philly, underrated city. My wife's best friend's wedding was rated.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I got to figure out who stole my shit. But yeah, it's like, you got to understand the cost that comes with that is nobody feels any sympathy for you. And just deal with that. That is what it is. Anything bad happens to you, no one cares.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, two.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Isn't that crazy?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You wouldn't apply that same... Mark specifically, he's said this many times.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Only you can say that. I don't like it. So, Game 4 is tonight.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Do you want my honest? Yeah, I want your honest opinion. Every steak listener right now is tuned in. Okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They'll wait until we go to number four and say we've fallen off again.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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How does Game 1 even... I thought it was over until I saw y'all's text and I was like, what happened?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I stopped watching. No, no, I wasn't live at that game.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Gotcha, gotcha.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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too late no you gotta hit on sends i couldn't believe it to believe what i was watching i know that was how does that happen it's just like bad i've never seen anything like they went lights out shooting i mean i think they had like six in the fourth or something like that six three-pointers but also i just never and then hallie's last shot what a favorable balance but like crazy yeah crazy i went to game two that was heartbreaking
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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What's going on? So here's what I don't. Heartbreaking. I know the paces are talented, but on paper, the Knicks are so much more talented.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. I mean, Pascal's a crazy defender.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You also got to get Tim Chalamet on the pod, dude. That's got to happen.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I heard Oklahoma City is actually super tough for opposing fans to get into. I think they said no to Lil Wayne or something when Miami was playing in the finals, I think. Well, they're the college basketball atmosphere. Yeah, that's a good point.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't know, man. I hate seeing SGA just crush them. I just, I don't know. That team, I'm not a huge fan of the Oklahoma City Thunder. And I love the Wolves. I love Ann Edwards. I would love to see them win. But that last game, I think, just broke them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, game three, he busted ass. But then I think Oklahoma City... He only had 16 last night.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But I got to see Jelly Roll. Oh, where? Jelly Rolls in Philly. Amazing. So we met up. We actually played basketball. Jelly Rolls is losing all his weight. He's playing basketball every day. I know. It's like a fun old guy run.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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not to the level i wouldn't say to the level but it still would be because she's if she's white but as outspoken as angel is it would still be something but if her skills were where they are this is and i'm not this is not even a shot at angel reese but this is like if uh let's say they're on different teams it's like a steph curry draymond green beef yeah it's just like who cares one he's a defender and a rebounder that's the other one is a shooter a marksman a point guard like it's not a thing that's
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Caitlin's game is singular in the W.N.B.A. Yeah. You can say AJ Wilson is a better player. I don't watch enough to know. But like we never seen anybody play like Caitlin. Yeah. And we're all excited about it. And I do think people were more excited because she was white. Like, people in the Midwest love the fact that this is this white girl busting ass. Absolutely. Sure.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But then we, to your point, I think, to finish it out, then we see Angel Reese and we're like, well, let's inflate her game because all the other dynamics are there for a great sports rivalry.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So I saw him sprint. And then I went to go see him at, with Post Malone at the Philly stadium where they play city field or whatever. And I went to go see him. I snuck out of a wedding, made like, yeah, I went for like an hour. Piece of shit. It's day four.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You're saying Caitlin is like McGregor.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, the college thing. I mean, even the shit talk, just going up to her. I mean, that was great. Fantastic content.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ain't nobody listening to that horrible decision you just made.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I was there for the, I was there for the important part. I saw them getting married. I snuck out of the reception. My wife was in a dance. I missed a little bit of the dance. But she gave me permission. She was like, go. Back to being a piece of shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Women love pretty women.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's like genuinely really cool. Yeah, I just wish RG3 or Ryan Clark picked a different reason to hate RG3 because there's so many better reasons.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Nobody seems to like RG3.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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his ex-teammates don't really say nice things about him right owners that work with him didn't say nice things about him he blames all these his coaches for playing him when he was injured he insisted on playing he never studied film that's why he never got better as a quarterback and everything i always felt was very performative with him and very like uh and dude i talked to people who went to baylor with him while he was there and this is before he became like a star star but he just started he just won the heisman i was like what's he like and they were like no not the nicest guy
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like he puts it on for the camera. Multiple people said that. And then I see these little things where like his wife is expecting a baby and he's on the air on a halftime show. And he's like, I have to leave. My wife is delivering a baby. And then he sprints off camera. And it's like, do you didn't find that out during the commercial break? You came back from commercial and then sprinted off.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So many valid reasons to be like, this guy sucks. And then you chose the one that is, you got a white wife. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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His thought process was, he said something to try to shield himself, which was, I've met her. I think she's much more than a white woman. I think you present her as just a white woman. And his thought process was, since she's in the background of RG3's videos a lot, I can bring that up. But it's just never going to look good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, well, RG3 puts her in the videos. She didn't have her own thing. But it's like, if you're going to do that, it's going to be received. Like, why are you bringing the wife into it? And the wife, just because she's white, blah, blah, blah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's just kind of, I don't know. I understood the thought process completely. There you go. I'm aligned. I'm alive. Real recognize real.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You've got to be a fan of mine, yo.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And that is what they did to Ryan Clark with the halfway daughter.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. Okay. Huh? What was going on?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They could get you upwards of $20 million. And they might still go to jail. They wanted the plug there?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They wanted a custom segment. So... Guys. You're lucky, Mark.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Good, loyal sponsor of the show. It's too hot in here. I got your most permission to do this before you. He said, go for it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Cassie, you know what could probably help you?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, so just be careful, guys. Yeah, and based on how this episode is edited, if you get sued, you can call Morgan and Morgan. Okay, let's talk about Timmy in this CNN interview that went crazy. God bless, dude, Timmy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Now, that was some man shit. That was.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That felt feminine.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I definitely understand. And I would have taken it that way. I thought what made Tim so effective is he didn't take anything that way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He did a great job. To Alex's point, that does give you the opportunity, if you are an adept speaker, especially in that kind of environment, a person who wants to side with her might be like... This guy's actually making a lot of really good fucking books.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Because it could be very easy to edit it, chop it up. My understanding was she has words, so maybe I got that wrong. But I also, the best moment in this clip that went viral is when, I don't know if we want to play it or not, but when he names the leftist center comedians, and then he goes, Louis C.K., and she goes, and he goes, why? Because he's an imperfect person? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And that is like, oh, that is the entire liberal problem. He's a weird freak, but he's liberal.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But do you want that vote or not? Or you can't vote for me.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Shannon really don't even know what's going on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I noticed a moment where she was like, I've been researching stand-up comedy. Right away, I'm like, all right, well, then you don't know. You didn't know it coming in. What did you research? And then when I heard the question she was asking, I was like, I don't think you really did any research. I think you talked to a few comedians that you know or people who dabbled in comedy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And these guys don't know. Dude, there's a, you know, if you ask people who stand-up comics are, they don't often know anything. The people that we think they would know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, God, dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's the most fucking disrespectful thing in the world. In front of all your people. Oh, my God. On camera? Yeah. That lives forever, dude. Yeah. I'd rather not be president. than be president and get mushed by my wife one time.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think she's a political—I don't know if she's—I don't know this. My feel from the interview is she's like a politically-minded person who heard that there is a right-wing podcast faction, and that's why Trump got elected, and we need to go see what's going on with that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, the Jake Tapper thing bothers me because it's so disingenuous. We've learned this since the election, really? So on November 6th, you learned all this and then had time to write a book by May 6th? Like a full fucking book that went through edits and God knows what else. You had no idea at CNN that Joe Biden was incompetent and senile. And now you're finding it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's just like such a load of horse shit. And then to position us as this, I know two of us didn't vote for Trump, at least. So we're not these guys that you want to make us. And it's it is annoying. I think it's more so when you're a minority, when it's like, don't make me that. I'm not your little mascot for right wing anything. Fuck you or left wing anything. But right wing especially.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You're not going to make me look like some sellout because you want to lie about your president's mental health. And I don't.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Well, it just felt like the cultural critics are saying the same thing about us as comedians. I see. That's where I think I'm a little annoyed.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's also child abuse, ain't it? She's like 70.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And also Hollywood has been incredibly left of center for decades. How is that not more powerful than six guys with podcasts?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's like the oldest playbook in the world. What makes me a little discouraged is my understanding is a lot of the Democratic political consultants now are like, well, let's get a liberal podcast. And it's like, you guys really don't understand what happened.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then you threw them out. And exactly to what you were saying earlier, we're not most of us, I don't think are very few of us are a party. We are just reflective of what people are feeling because we travel the country, especially the comedians, like you said. So that's just figure out what people are feeling and deal with that. And then we will we'll be happy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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hey everybody i travel and talk to is happy as fuck these guys are doing great like instead of changing the policies they're like well let's just throw money instead of throwing it at poor people who could use it let's throw it at a podcaster yeah what are you doing you guys don't get it yeah i mean it's it's really funny it's like the biggest interview of pete's career is when he came on the pod bernie's interview was like incredibly successful you know um
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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She's just a very unpopular candidate. I just wish they didn't lie. We asked so many times to let her expose the fact that she sucks. They all lie. Or it doesn't. I think we could have had a great interview with her. I think one of our strengths is just getting people to have fun. And I think if we could have gotten her to have fun, it would have been fantastic.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. In the article, he literally is like, I disagree. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if it's the best thing. I can think of many good places that would be better.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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i'm looking forward to the next election cycle i'm optimistic because we already see that they are going talking everywhere now or they're starting to so it's like and i think we can weed out some of the shitty people that are getting propped up that's what i'm saying like there won't be another kamala if we have a fucking primary and we get to talk to these guys for three hours not just us but whoever yeah talk to these guys for three hours get to know them a little bit and be like oh i like him or i don't at the very least you'll say i like the president we have
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
I like him or her.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
I don't want to put that on her specifically, but sometimes I do feel that. And I don't think he's saying this about all journalists. I think he's saying it about the ones who speak about us in like a pejorative fashion. Yeah. Like kind of looking down on us.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
That's it. Oh, my God. You know the only defense is to just laugh at them. Yeah, that's a good one. And now I look like you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
And to give them some grace, we might have been a part of the institutions if they didn't reject all our ideas. They hated everything we believed in.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
But if you keep laughing, sometimes they'll laugh. Sometimes you get in bigger trouble. But you're already in trouble. Who cares?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
You know a real hack that drives him crazy? I'll give her an empty apology, and then I'll go, you're right, I'm sorry, with nothing in my eyes. She'll go, don't apologize if you don't mean it. And I go, you're right, I'm sorry. With even less. And then when she gets mad, I'm like, what, I'm apologizing? How can you be mad at me? Yeah, this black guy makes sense.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
It's good to know you still got it like that at 41 years old.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Jelly Rolls. Jelly Rolls. I'm so proud of this fucking guy. 40,000 people. You're going backstage and seeing 40,000 people. He put me on a little golf cart with him before he went out there. It was side stage. But the craziest part is when you're on the golf cart and you just see every fucking... You were his caddy? Yeah. I was in the back. I sat in the back like a black guy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Just seeing 40,000 people going nuts. And then he goes out there, huge pop. They sing a song together. And it was just so fucking cool to see Jelly. Like, he's so insanely famous.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
Also, guys, tour dates, akashsingh.com. I know we go into Salt Lake City June 19th through 21st. A lot of other dates we're going to add, but I dropped a little. It's not quite a special, but it's kind of a special. I got high on 420, did shrooms, and went on stage. Had a blast. If you want to check it out, go to my YouTube page. It's also on my TikTok.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
We'll upload clips on Instagram, but YouTube got the full special. Akash Singh, 420 show. I think it's called Stand Up on Shrooms for now, but just look for it. It's fun. Love y'all.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
CNN Exposed by Tim Dillon, Bernie Ep Reaction, & Knicks in 7
And Post was awesome, too. I saw Post, and I was like, this guy is so fucking gifted as a musician.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Never win. It was tough. I don't think anybody's ever won at Mohegan Sun.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Yeah, it's the best if it's great for a family member that lives far away. Like, hey, Denise is a couple hours away from me. I can't make it down there. So you just throw her a picture frame, upload the pic. Hey, look, it's just like I'm here. I'm still going bald. It's just like I'm at dinner.
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Yeah, shout out to Huel. They sent us a, I'm talking a crate. Woo! A crate at E's John's. Delish. Boy, the boys are out. Bottles of milkshake. We're typically ordering delivery. We got na-na-na. Fantastic. Huel me up back into the hard feelings lab, dog. How you doing? Huel's perfectly balanced meal while saving you time.
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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Uh-huh. I love it. While we're on the topic of food here, let's say you're at your local mall. You're growing up. You're at the mall food court. It's about dinner time. What's the Timmy D move there at a mall food court?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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And you always order something you've seen on TV. Yeah.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Save the chicken parm. We got to load him back up.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Oh, beautiful. Why we're on childhood a little bit, take a step back. Please. What was the first concert that you went to?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
And listen, this is a little old hat at the moment, but I don't think we ever got your Domino's or Pizza Hut.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
I love Domino's. If we're on the road and it's the only thing you can get in fucking Tulsa or something, I'm going Domino's.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Yeah, that's a big jump to do ketamine if your dad was mean to you.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Okay. What a way to put that for a dysfunctional family. You try to get through it.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
I don't know if we touched on this the first time. Did you pack a lunch, or did you buy lunch at school?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Dude, my dad did the same exact thing to me. We fucking ran down a hill. Our street was on a hill. Our house was on a hill. We ran down the hill and it got uphill. And he smoked three packs a day. We had a walk back, never fucking ran.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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How are you supposed to live? That's fucking American. That is absurd. Hey, ladies, this isn't communist Czechoslovakia anymore. We're paying taxes, okay? It's not Kosovo. Make good with the sprinkles.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Okay. Yeah. Were you one of those families that had, like, the stand with the hook for the bushel of bananas? No. No. Those guys.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Huh. I got one more about the childhood. Who's the most famous person you met as a kid? Good question. Could have been a newscaster.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
That's right. I had to be different. Long Island's public transportation has to be different than the public transportation of most suburbs.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Okay. Speaking of diet breakfast, say you're at a hotel. Do you prefer the breakfast at the hotel restaurant or do you get the room service delivered? What do you prefer? I like a room service delivery. Okay. I don't really want to see everybody that early. Okay. Let me ease into the day. And then do you let the guy come in or do you stop him at the door and say, I'll take it from here?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Isn't it crazy? You wouldn't stay at the hotel? You would just go there for breakfast?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
You get a hot waffle. I love how you're taking it. You don't get a lot here.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
You get a waffle. You get a waffle. You get to make your own waffle.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Wow. I still, yeah, okay. Man, my head hurts. Tim, let me ask you this.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
No one's ever thought about this. They just knee-jerk react. Well, they're idiots.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
I don't know how it happened. You're running in classier circles. That's what happened.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Very good. Back to hotels real quick. Will you use the hotel pool at any point? Of course.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Man, my mom played defense on that until I was in college. I thought I had that coming, like, you know, through high school. I'm like, I still got that when I wanted to buy a car. We should sue. What are you leaving for the maid at the hotel, cash-wise? One night, you're in one night. Do I see her? No.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
No, you're in. You check in Friday. You're checking out Saturday.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
The person just walks in and grabs it. Mine's coming for the maid that's cleaning up after me.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Another question, too. The big man went out to a nice dinner. What was it, the River Cafe? River Cafe.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
He did a thing that I thought was a little, he was, you know, we have an inferiority complex. We don't belong in places like that. You feel a little different sometimes. Yeah. He did a thing where, like, anybody he saw on the way that he was tipping cash to, like, the hostess, the person seen. That's a nice thing to do.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
The valet guys at the—what was it? The Beverly Hills Hotel? You took us out to a nice lunch. They love—you must be greasing the shit. They love you.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
You also, you had just, I think recently when we were with you, bought a Bentley. And the floor mats, you were switching out the floor mats, and you gave the floor mats to the valet guys. Probably four grand in the floor mats. The old Bentley floor mats. It's nice for them. Very nice.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Let's say, obviously, you got a place in New York. What hotel are you staying at in New York? No place.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
I don't even know what those are. This guy's good. Where are you staying at in Austin? Austin.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Yeah, I get that. If you're in a hotel room, will you use that glass cup to, like, Yes. Washroom, you'll use that. Wow.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Holy shit. That was one of my questions. What was the last thing you door dashed or Uber Eats? Would it have been ice cream or have you done it since then?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
It's just me hitting an espresso. Say you're at a hotel. I don't know if you're staying at a hotel that doesn't have room service.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
You get that delivered and you go down to the front desk and meet them? Yeah.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Eloquent. Yes, very much so. You're in town now. Where are you going to hit dinner? What's a nice dinner for you now? Where are you hitting when you're in New York?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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I'd be remiss if I didn't plug. How you doing? It's a little breakfast. I'd be remiss if we didn't plug. Check out. I don't know if you have. Chrissy's Pizza. Greenpoint. Out there in Greenpoint. Fan fucking master.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Are you dinging a bell for her to get the attention, or are you waiting until she makes the rounds?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
How many times a week do you say you're door dashing?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
I'm right there with you. That, to me, is the new next thing that it's like everywhere you go, it's like, put the seeds in, put a little seed, put it in the hummus, put it on this, put it on that.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
I'm right there with you, bud. Right there, you get me. Wow. I mean, you know. Yeah. Jesus. Do you remember any of your AOL screen names or early email addresses? He's deep in thought.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Amen. Was there a time when you had a... Who was mad at a croissant witch?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Look at you. I respect it. I mean, that's a big step up.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
I mean, yeah, you know. He outdid himself yet again. You did. You really did.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
I think it will. Timmy? This is the hope. I think it will. This is the hope. I think it will.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Buddy, I just was about to ask you, were you a Sherbert family growing up? It's right there.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Holy shit. Timmy D. Kippy, what do you got for me? Guys, the RU Garbage card game is available on rugarbage.com and tour dates coming very soon. Get them tickies.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
Okay. We're off to the race. And we're off. So far, we went after the Asians and the Italians.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
What happened at the garage? Hey, how are you? You guys have a bathroom?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
He just said that in the kitchen. He grabbed a power bar. I need a little treat. I came out. He was lying.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
I wasn't out of the bathroom yet. I just heard him talking to himself going, I could use a little treat.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Tim Dillon Returns!
We got to this. The infamous summer party. We had a caterer. Tim Dillon is delicious.
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We had valet parking. We had valet parking. That's how classy this dirt bag can be. We hired this guy.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Because I have to say, I mean, there was like famous people. There was like, we were talking to one guy. He's like, I'm a huge fan. We go, oh, cool. Thanks, man. Nice to meet you. And he goes, yeah, my dad owns a casino. And I was like, how the fuck? He goes, yeah, I just met Timmy. I go, what the fuck? Shout out to everyone at Ocean's Casino. Yeah, exactly.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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We were in the back, right, as dirtbags tend to do. Smoking. We find a corner away from everybody where we can go catch a heater. I think I hit you up for a button.
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And you're a good host. You float around. Very well. And you always come back to your roots. You find the other fat pigs in the back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Feeney brought his own cooler of white claws. Feeney, you forget.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
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Do you fake like a thank you so much? You go, oh, good.
Candace
WOAH! Shannon Sharpe Names His ‘Jane Doe’ Accuser. Is This The End Of #Metoo? | Candace Ep 180
There is an argument to be made that that level of devastation and death is worse than you talking to someone on your podcast. Allegedly. There is an argument to be made. It's probably not a good one. The amount of damage you can do with just talking. There is an argument to be made that starvation and stuff like that and people dying is worse than a podcast. But wait a minute.
Candace
WOAH! Shannon Sharpe Names His ‘Jane Doe’ Accuser. Is This The End Of #Metoo? | Candace Ep 180
I wouldn't make it. Wait a minute before you say that. Have you been there? Right. That's a good point. Have you even? You haven't been? By the way, how is he in all these wars? Can I just go to wars? By the way, are you allowed to just go to wars? Yes. You should at least have the courtesy of going there.
Candace
WOAH! Shannon Sharpe Names His ‘Jane Doe’ Accuser. Is This The End Of #Metoo? | Candace Ep 180
Can I just go to wars or do I have to come back and say what people want me to say about the wars? Can I go to the wars and have my own opinions or do I have to have the opinions? Not if you want to go back. That's right. That's right. It's very interesting, this war tourism. How do I get on this war tourism? I'd like to go to the Ukraine.
Candace
Theo Von Speaks Out | Big Names Missing In The Diddy Trial | Candace Ep 188
press just put out an article how qatar bought america if that were true there would be signs that's completely untrue i have not been bought does this look like a man who's been bought by qatar it's a dance for me and of course i'm the villain And anyone that has accused me of getting money or becoming some type of Emirati or a Qatari, I'm the same person. Always been. I happen to like gold.
Candace
Theo Von Speaks Out | Big Names Missing In The Diddy Trial | Candace Ep 188
Sue me. Sue me. Literally sue me.
Danny Jones Podcast
#276 - Santa's Elf Explains Jersey Drones, Lost Diddy Tapes & Hawk Tuah Scam | Matthew Cox
Wow, that's magical.
Danny Jones Podcast
#276 - Santa's Elf Explains Jersey Drones, Lost Diddy Tapes & Hawk Tuah Scam | Matthew Cox
77?
Danny Jones Podcast
#276 - Santa's Elf Explains Jersey Drones, Lost Diddy Tapes & Hawk Tuah Scam | Matthew Cox
Right.
Danny Jones Podcast
#276 - Santa's Elf Explains Jersey Drones, Lost Diddy Tapes & Hawk Tuah Scam | Matthew Cox
Yeah, yeah.
Danny Jones Podcast
#276 - Santa's Elf Explains Jersey Drones, Lost Diddy Tapes & Hawk Tuah Scam | Matthew Cox
Tim Dillon said, no one goes to Dunkin' Donuts before you off a CEO. You go to Dunkin' Donuts after you bury the body. You go to Starbucks first.
Danny Jones Podcast
#276 - Santa's Elf Explains Jersey Drones, Lost Diddy Tapes & Hawk Tuah Scam | Matthew Cox
Like they just.
The Brett Cooper Show
What Hollywood Can Learn From the Minecraft Movie | Episode 22
All these shows are great, and I think there's deeper human truths in all of them that aren't political, which is great. And I think Mike White gets there, too. I don't think the ruling class is exclusively Democratic or Republican, I think.
The Brett Cooper Show
What Hollywood Can Learn From the Minecraft Movie | Episode 22
And the one thing that Trump's election has shown, and these tariffs have shown, right, and a lot of things have shown, is that there is a lot of class solidarity in this country at the very top. And that seems to be deeper than red or blue. And that's what the brilliance of the show is, is that...
The Brett Cooper Show
What Hollywood Can Learn From the Minecraft Movie | Episode 22
Any of those characters could have voted for anybody because they really, it's a commentary more on their specific class than I think it is on their politics. And I think that's really good shows talk about the human behavior and truth that isn't necessarily true.
The Brett Cooper Show
What Hollywood Can Learn From the Minecraft Movie | Episode 22
People can get meaning from all places, traditional religion, faith, a civic purpose. They don't have any of that. We've kind of reduced America to a marketplace where you can just make gobs of money and divorce it from any identity apart from that. So what happens, I think, is it's a great exploration into these people that are
The Brett Cooper Show
What Hollywood Can Learn From the Minecraft Movie | Episode 22
you know, incredibly, you know, a lot of them are very wealthy, and a lot of them are, you know, trying to figure out how to have a meaningful life, and Mike White did a brilliant job in the first two seasons.
The Brett Cooper Show
What Hollywood Can Learn From the Minecraft Movie | Episode 22
I tend to think there's so much meaning in good satire and good comedy, whereas I think this season was a little too heavy, and I thought the finale was just kind of silly, but I've always felt like it's an interesting look at what happens when you have people who are kind of with... a good amount of money and career success and whatever, just floating around without a purpose.
The Brett Cooper Show
What Hollywood Can Learn From the Minecraft Movie | Episode 22
And I think that is kind of what I've attached some of it to. It's like this postmodern awareness of privilege or whatever these people have, and they're wrestling with that idea. But the greater thing to me is they have a dearth of meaning in a lot of their lives, and they're wrestling with that.
The Brett Cooper Show
What Hollywood Can Learn From the Minecraft Movie | Episode 22
Every word you just spoke has made me violently angry.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2307 - Tim Dillon
No. No. Better? I don't think you can describe it. Because you know what I was saying? It was like quiet, but then also really alive. And you look at it and you're like, we're all in this together.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
You say you hate photo shoots, but these are three iconic photos.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
He's been nominated for something, though. No.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
I was in Canada somewhere, Calgary. Joe Rogan choking a guy.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Didn't bury you in the algorithm if you say killed or suicide?
The Startup Ideas Podcast
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He's just saying how bad New Orleans crowds are.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
So this is one of my favorite moments of 2024.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Mark was on Rogan, Protect Our Parks, and he was telling a story about you. And then someone called you. Someone had your number and called you.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
Did you do the fucker for the line, the zing? Did you do it like that? No, no. Okay.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
That's it. This is so weird. This guy's now running shit. What the fuck?
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
This is Ukrainian. I'm sorry. The Ukrainians are firing suicide drones.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
At the North Koreans, and they just follow them.
The Startup Ideas Podcast
4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month
And these are Sam's dates here.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
When Hollywood became an engine of social justice or whatever you want to call it, when they started getting really annoying, when they became like a mom, like an annoying mom, and they started lecturing people, everybody said, we don't like this. It's like, you know, your friend's dad that, you know, cheats on his wife all the time.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
He's fun at the barbecues, but just don't lecture us when you catch us with cigarettes. You're cheating on your wife all the time, and we know it, and it's damaging your son. But you are cool, and you do have a boat. And we like that. But don't, if you catch us with cigarettes, don't lecture us. You're a philandering scumbag, but you have a boat and you let us throw parties in your yard.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
There has to be that guy. That's what LA, it's a scumbag parent. My friends had that. I loved it. You need it. You need a rich scumbag parent who lets you have the party in their yard. That's L.A. Now, yes, the party can get out of control and a kid dies or whatever, and then it's not good. But for the most part, you need that scumbag parent. Look at this.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
I don't know what's happening. I invent a family. I say, I don't know where they are. We lost contact. We lost touch. I had to get my Rolls Royce out of LA. I don't know where the wife and kids are. I hope they're fine. They're not responding. People are texting me. I have not spoken to in a year. How's your house? What am I going to say? I sold it and then immediately lose their goodwill.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
If you didn't know better and I showed you this man's face, you would say that's the scumbag parent. But the problem is this guy who's still cheating on his wife and is still a scumbag said no more parties in the yard. Because. because we don't want to use the grill because of the emissions standards. And you go, hey, scumbag, that's not what this is. So that's the issue.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
Everyone started hating L.A. when L.A. started telling everyone how to fucking live. That's not what it's there to do. It's there to just entertain you and make you happy for a few brief moments in this crazy existence we all have. It's not there to tell you how to live because L.A. is irrational. It's unreasonable.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
It's people that all come there because they want something that is often unattainable for most of them. It's unattainable. They go, I want to be famous. Well, it's not attainable. You don't have the talent or the work ethic or the luck or the connections or the looks or the drive. You're unwilling to make the sacrifices, whatever.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
relentlessly positive, like they're talking about manifesting and it's a lot of meditations, health and it's green juices and it's wellness because the underlying unfulfillment, the deep chasm of unfulfillment in their lives has to be filled up with something. So they think if they live forever, then maybe, well, maybe down the road, someone will realize how talented I am.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
They won't, you're not enough, but I get it. It serves a purpose. It catches a lot of shit, and rightly so. People in LA, you know, as a guy from the East Coast, it's strange to me. It's strange. They're odd. They're different. You know, the whites more. The Mexicans are cool. But the white people are, you know, they feel cult-like a little bit.
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And that's why this is going to be hard to see these people handling this because they have to stop with the positivity. You're on fire. Stop thinking you can manifest everything. Manifest a new government. You're on fire. The green juice won't put out the fart. You have to get rational. You have to wake up. And it's not a city of people that have the ability to wake up.
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I'm talking to all of them. They're all in such now. They're like, well, the cleanup might be done by the end of the year. It's still burning.
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This positive garb, it's going to get you killed. These people are going to kill you. You have an incompetent government. They're letting people run around the city with gas cans lighting your homes on fire. At what point do you wake up? At what point do you say, you know, perhaps we should think about this? It's not... rude of you to request that homeless people don't light you on fire.
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No, I'm giving them the experience they want to have. I say, I don't know. No one knows. I'm texting neighbors. We're watching the ring cam. The ring cam cut off could mean anything. We don't know. Could have gotten hit by an Ember. I left two days before the fire. It doesn't matter. I said it was an evacuation. I waited. I wanted to be responsible.
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That's not an unreasonable request. It's not. It's not an unreasonable request that you would say, you know, I just prefer to not be lit on fire. In a social media post on Saturday evening, Trump blamed California's leaders for the current situation. The fires were all raging in LA. The incompetent Pauls have no idea how to put them out.
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Thousands of magnificent houses are gone and many more will soon be lost, he wrote on Truth Social. They can't put out the fires. What's wrong with them? Earlier in the week, he criticized Gavin Newsom for refusing to sign the water restoration declaration put before him that would have allowed millions of gallons of water to put out the fire.
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This is a, whether you hate Trump or love Trump, it's clearly a fuck up by the California government. They were not prepared for this. That doesn't mean that you can avoid every wildfire in a place that is a high wildfire risk. Newsom opposed that at the time. This is the water restoration bill saying he wanted to protect, quote, highly imperiled fish species close to extinction.
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So, I mean, this is where we're at here. This is behind me as a result. I hope the fish is happy. Can we eat the fish? We're going to need to eat the fish soon because the grocery stores have burned. So I'm hoping that this extinct fish we protected is tasty and it can be fried up and thrown on a bun.
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You know, it is amazing that you, and I'm not saying not to donate, obviously donate, obviously. But why, when you pay the highest taxes in America, does no one have anything? Why does no one have anything? Why are there no supplies? I'm not saying not to donate extra, but why is there no readiness of the highest taxes in America?
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My house burned and I cried in the street because it was everything I had besides the other three. The problem is this. When I watched that house burn down, that beautiful Spanish style, And it just burned down and that smell of the char in my nose. And then I go, can we speed the room service time up? Can we speed the time up? I'm not, my house burned down is a figure of speech.
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I will not stop using it. I'm going to use it. I'm not not using it. My house burned down. It's the first thing I'm going to say to anyone I meet now. My house is burnt down. It burned down. I am starting a GoFundMe for myself. I don't care if you don't think it's justified. I'm using a picture of a burnt down house and I'm starting a GoFundMe for myself. Because I want to go on a trip to Tokyo.
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And I want you to pay for it. I feel bad for the people in the Palisades. Those zannied out cunts driving in their Range Rovers didn't deserve this. They didn't deserve this. These drugged up women and their philandering husbands, writer, producers, agents, managers, whatever. They didn't deserve this. Their snowboarding retard children did not deserve this. Sorry, Luke.
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I didn't want to clog the highway with my gas-guzzling SUV. I waited. I didn't leave Tuesday afternoon. Of course I did. You know why I'm not an idiot? Stop checking on me going, how are you? What do you think, I'm an idiot? You think I'm waiting for the government evacuation? You think I'm waiting for the government of Los Angeles to tell me to not die? No, I leave immediately.
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They should have their home. They deserve their home in their little retarded town that they think is nice with an air wand. God damn it, get us to Palm Beach. God only likes Palm Beach. But they like their little outdoor mall, and it's nice.
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You go to this little mall, and you sit there, and you be white with your fucking unironic cowboy hat that you have because you think you're in a fucking Western. You're in Yellowstone, okay? But you're not. Your husband's an accountant for Fox. You're not in Yellowstone, okay? But they like that little outdoor mall, and it's nice.
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They walk around there, and they have coffee, and they talk about who has cancer and whose kids are trans or whatever. That's their thing. And it was wrong. I think it's still there, actually, because Caruso, the billionaire who I supported, protected it. But they didn't deserve this. Yes, they're annoying. Yes, they were tweeting Black Lives Matter from a fucking mansion. It's annoying.
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They're annoying. They're annoying. But they didn't deserve this. Now, obviously, the people in Altadena didn't deserve it. We all know that. And in the Hollywood Hills, well, it's a case by case.
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But not rich like most of the Palisades is like the working rich. It's not old money. It's nothing I would respect. It's not Palm Beach. It's not Greenwich. It's not Manhattan. It's the Palisades. Oh, you produced, I don't know, Desperate Housewives. So you live in the Palisades. You got an $8.5 million house. You got a $9 million house. Okay?
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You got a wife and a psychiatrist and a kid in rehab or something. Or living in New York trying to produce rap. Whatever's going on, you're the working rich. You don't deserve this. You and your wife are divorced. You check on her every now and then. She checks on you. You live somewhere else now. maybe a 10,000 Santa Monica, licking your wounds, and other things. But they don't deserve this.
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No one deserves their entire little town to burn. It's not right. It was a fun little town. It was a basic, dumb little town with people that thought they had more money than they did. It was a fun little air one to go. You get a nice little burrito in the morning or something. It was a fun little town, those moms. They didn't deserve this. And I was at the park in Palm Springs with many of them.
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Many of them, some of them would tell me they're going to New York. You know, their families have five-bedroom co-ops on the Upper East Side. They need to put the kids in school. They go, we got to get our kids in school. They're getting dumber by the day. That was a direct quote. And as they were checking into the hotel, they go, how many square, what's the square footage of the room?
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And the desk person, you know, because they're all flustered, the desk person goes, I think it's like 350. And one of the women goes... Oh, is there anything bigger? Is there anything bigger? Oh, no, ma'am. We're sorry. We've had a big influx of people coming in from L.A. Oh, there's no sweet. Is there anything bigger? Oh, is there anything bigger? It doesn't mean that they deserve this.
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They didn't deserve it. And for all you fundamentalist Christians going, it's because of the gays or whatever, that part of West Hollywood's fine. Most of the people in the Palestinians are straight. And if God was really mad at them, he wouldn't burn one of their six homes. They're going to be okay, but they don't deserve this. It's not right. I don't deserve it. I like taking that road.
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I saw a fire and I left. I left. Because I'm not an idiot. All my other friends are like, are you in the evacuation zone? I said, get in your car and leave.
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I like driving that road. It's a rich little retarded town. Let these people, what do you think happens when the rest of you scumbags make money? What do you think you're going to do? You're going to live in a dumb little town with a little fucking outdoor mall. It's the American dream.
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Going to go to a bookstore and buy a little book and read five pages of it and then just put it on your mantle and make people think you read. What do you think you're going to do when you make money? What do you think money is in this country? That's the whole dream is to live in the Pacific Palisades where 90% of the houses can't see the Pacific. It's a scam. It doesn't matter.
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That's the point of America. It's to live in this little retarded town with your outdoor mall and you bump into people in the outdoor mall with your dog. It's the point. They didn't deserve it. They didn't deserve it. It's peak civilization there. It's just enough money to think you have more. It's just enough money to have enough and to be rich but to pretend to weirdly not be rich.
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I'm only with Persians. I spend time only with Persians. I want big money, big, big, big. Big Iran, the Shah, big Bentley, big Rolls Royce. I don't want to do a guessing game in the Palisades with your little bungalow that might be worth 10 million and your fucking dumb little hat. I want to know if you got it like that or not. I want to see chunky jewelry around your fucking hairy chest.
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But it's nice to go see the Palisades. That's where the whites are. What are the whites doing? You got to check up on them. What are the white? Well, they're pretending to be in Yellowstone now and they're all on drugs. They're zannied out and they're pretending to be in yellow. That's what the whites are up to. You got to check on the whites every now and then.
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Families have lost homes. Tons of innocent people are affected. More in Altadena than the Palisades, let's be honest.
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Persian Jews drove them out of Beverly Hills. So they went to Brentwood and the Palisades where they've erected some fantasy land where they tweet out liberal garbage while they also call the police and go, get over here. I saw someone. It's the height of hypocrisy, the Pacific Palisades. It's a very democratic place. It's a very, you know, California place. It's a lot of cognitive dissonance.
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That's what it is. But they didn't deserve this. No one does.
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The home where you told your son, get a job, you dirtbag, is still your home. The home where you confronted your daughter and said, where are my bills? That's your home. The home where you had a little meeting in your back house with the writer that was going to write the story about your life that you thought was so fucking interesting because your mother's Romanian.
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The inane, banal conversations with your stupid neighbors that happened at your dumb little garden party that nobody wanted to go to and they came to just judge you and you all drank white wine and stood in your little yard that was $8.5 million for no goddamn reason. That's still your fucking home.
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That's the intent. But it's not a town about handing bottles of water out. It never will be. If LA becomes a town where good people help each other, it's over. It's fucking over. Then burn the rest of it down. Burn the rest of it down. If LA is going to pretend to be a town of people that are genuinely good and not just pretending, then burn it all down. It's no point. It's no point.
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A lot of people I know and I'm friends with live in the Palisades. So let's just say that I feel terrible for the people of Altadena. I think we should donate a lot of money to the people of Altadena. I believe the people of Altadena need help, truly, for real.
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It's no point. Burn the rest of it. If that's the thing, if I see someone handing a bottle of water to a first responder, I'm going to gas can them. Get out of there! Because it's not what it's about.
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Becoming right wing. You're already dressed like cowboys. Go with it. Go with it, dum-dums. Throw these scumbags out of office. Lower your taxes. Get the homeless out of there and somebody take the gas cans out of their hands. Okay? And go back to making, stop raping and pillaging and pedophiling. And start making good things again. Funny things. Good drama. Good...
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Art, good, creative stuff that captivates people and keeps them where they belong on their couch. That's what you do. That's what you do over there at Netflix and Hulu and Amazon and whatever. Whatever the other ones are, Peacock and Tubi, whatever, your job is to keep people on their couch watching you, and you've failed. You've failed.
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Eh. Ricky Lake. Didn't retweet my thing. Fuck her. No, when the show came out, she didn't retweet it. Fuck her. Sandra Lee. Sad. Eugene Levy. Love. Cameron Matheson. Who's that? Is that the fat chick from the practice? No, that's Cameron Mannheim. Sorry. Keep going. Rosie O'Donnell, she'll be fine. I think she's got a great thing in Miami. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, sad.
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They came to a show of mine once. Melissa Rivers, sad, loved her mother. Candy Spelling, lunatic. Miles Teller, sad, great actor. Milo Ventimiglia, great actor. Diane Warrant, sad. James Wood, stop crying. All right, that's all. But what about Tim Dillon? Email, who was that? Vanity Fair. Email Vanity Fair, Tim Dillon's house burned down with his family in it they would kill. And they died.
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Email Vanity Fair, my family's dead. And a nice photo of me, not that fucking crap from Getty Images they always use, these scumbag media enemies of mine. We're going to deal with that at the inauguration. I'm going to say I need somebody to get in there to get Getty Images and get some of these people. But email them and let them know my house is burned down and my family is dead.
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Tim Dillon's house burns down. And the only reason he couldn't save his family was he was saving a family of color. I went to save the family of color next door and my white family died. Email Vanity Fair that, please. And they could call me. I will do an interview about it. Email every publication that I've lost my house. And I was saving a black family up my block. So my own family died.
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I like that little outdoor mall there that they had with the blue ribbon sushi, you know, and that McConnell's, McConnell's ice cream with that Santa Barbara strawberry flavor they have, which is good, but the strawberries are really picked in Oxnard, but they don't want to say that. Nobody picks strawberries in Santa Barbara. They pick them in Oxnard, but that's not the name of the flavor.
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What is the update on the fires now? What are they doing? They're going to roll into Brentwood?
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I'm trying to be hopeful. I think the city is down for the count for a little bit. I'm a little worried that some of my friends don't seem to realize the scope of this. It needs a total overhaul. This isn't just, like, a thing. This is a deeply structural issue, and you've got to make lots of changes. And it's no good to just go climate change.
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We all know climate change is an issue, but, like, you know, it's also there's practical things that can be done, like not saving the fish, like having water in the hydrants. L.A. fire closes in on posh Brentwood neighborhood where Kamala Harris and LeBron James have homes.
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And obviously, we are sad for them. For the people in Altadena, the working class people, our hearts are broken.
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You know, would I be lying to you if I said these were the most sympathetic people in the world? Would that be a lie? Be a little bit of a lie. Be a lie. Be a lie. If I said the people that I'm checking into hotels with, with ironic cowboy hats, are the most sympathetic group of people in the world, I would be lying to you. I don't want to lie to the audience that has done so much for me.
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So now are we seeing any fire here? Oh, there it is. It's approaching Mandeville Canyon in Brentwood. We got to contain this thing and shut it down. The rebuilding needs to start. BlackRock and these scumbags better not think they're going to put a bunch of hotels in Malibu so I could see all these Long Island pigs I grew up with. That's not the point. That ain't the point.
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The point is that Malibu is a place for rich people who've gone completely insane and say things like, the ocean is my teacher. That's the point. The point of living in Malibu is you think you're going to be healthy like Gabby Reese and Laird Hamilton, but it's not necessarily the case. Sometimes it is. But that's the point. The point of Malibu is to kind of leave the earth.
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It's not, don't turn it into Ocean City, Maryland. I don't want Laffy Taffy in Malibu. I don't want Buca di Peppo in Malibu. Don't do it. Don't zone this to put a bunch of hotels there. Don't do it. If there's a Disney World Malibu, I'll light it on fire. Don't do this. Don't do Harry Potter World in the Palisades. Don't do this.
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And if that's why this whole thing, if that's how it's going to end up, I'm telling, we'll burn that down.
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The point is, I feel bad for the people in the Palisades as well. It is not fun to lose a fifth of your real estate portfolio. It actually sucks. Sucks. Sucks. Sucks. If you had something, you'd lose a fifth of it. Sucks. That's not good. It's sad. It's unfortunate. People I know in the Palisades are hurting. They're hurting. I went to the montage in Laguna Beach Tuesday night immediately.
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There should be parcels of land sold off to billionaires who put competing castles up. The Palisades should have 19 residents, excluding staff.
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Don't bring in the pigs and the piglets. We don't want the pigs and the piglets in Malibu. And if you're going to do that, we're going to burn it down again. I will drive, if you do Disney World Malibu, I will drive homeless people with gas cans around until we correct that mistake. So don't. Don't do it. Karen Bass has got to go. Gavin Newsom's got to go.
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I got to get involved in an official capacity. Put Whitney Cummings in.
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Did you see his thing? Can we play his thing? He's like, how do fires start?
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Fire? I think he's hilarious, and I love him. People criticize this for being tone deaf. I actually thought it was great, and I kind of agreed with him. It is weird to get the grill going, but he did post this as people were burning alive.
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But I agree with him. I agree with all of his questions. It's like, how does this happen? Why is it happening? And that's the big thing we're going to have to figure out. Who are the people doing this arson? Is it coordinated? Are they just psychos? They could just be psychos. You can't let a bunch of drug-addicted, mentally ill psychopaths run around the city with gas cans. It's a terrible idea.
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It's out of a Stephen King novel, literally. It's literally out of a Stephen King novel. So, burglary suspect dressed as firefighters arrested in L.A. Did you hear this? They stole Humvees from the National Guard or something? I heard that. Someone told me that. My realtor told me that, that they stole, like the National Guard got robbed in L.A.
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But people are doing home invasions dressed up as firefighters and looting these areas where people have their stuff. So here, make this. Los Angeles authorities say they arrested 29 more people overnight in the fire zones, including one burglary suspect who is allegedly dressed as a firefighter. Of the arrests, 25 people are apprehended in the Eaton Fire, four in the Palisades Fire Zone.
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We have people who will go to all ends to do what they do. Los Angeles Police Department Chief Jim McDonald said of a man dressed in a fire jacket and helmet burglarizing homes. One man who was driving a truck was arrested in the Palisades area. Other suspects were found inside the vehicle.
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The men pretended to be associated with a fire station, but a quick check with the fire department proved that not to be the case.
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I said, I want one of the sundaes. The woman goes, they don't make them on the late night menu. I said, oh, that's funny. My house burned down. She then gave me a sundae and I went to pay her. She said, it's free. I said, thank you. Folks, I don't care. I'm getting my beak wet. I'm going to get my beak wet. I'm going to get my beak wet here.
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I'm telling you, so National Guard arrives in LA. A curfew is planned to crack down on looting in the fire-ravaged area. So people are going and looting the homes of people.
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Three Humvees and military supplies stolen from Army Reserve warehouse. The police in Tustin, California said the Humvees, as well as binoculars, bayonets, and a machine gun vehicle mounts had been stolen from an Army Reserve center. Well, that's good. Who's doing that? Who's doing that? We've got drones overhead. No one knows why. We've got people stealing Humvees with machine gun mounts.
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Is there something going on? Is there a problem? Is there something happening? Does it not feel like something's odd? You know, I put up these things. People get mad at me. Oh, you're paranoid. You're nuts. Am I? What's going on here? Why are there drones over military installations? Is it us? Is it someone else? Is it China? Who is it? Can we know?
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But the police recovered two of the Humvees on Saturday after receiving tips from the public. It's some idiots driving around a Humvee. Some morons going, look what I have. And the public's like, hey, I'm seeing this guy with a Humvee. Lieutenant Nunley said that the police did not have information about the thieves because the military did not have surveillance cameras on the warehouse.
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He said the police were seeking footage from other cameras in the area. So the whole, we're just, this is exposing, and COVID did this, but this is even further exposing all of the vulnerabilities of our society. You go to bed at night thinking someone's in charge. No one's in charge. No one's in charge. That's the thing. No one's in charge.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. We are here from the Sirius XM studio at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas. We have been displaced. I am a refugee of the wildfires of California, along with many other people that are suffering that need your help. I need your help. I need funding. I am not a sympathetic figure in many of your minds, but it doesn't matter.
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And the only people that seem to have some type of clue seem to be actively working against the public interest all the time in every way that they can. The only people that seem to have any power in this society are actively making your lives harder and more dangerous by the minute.
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By the way, the only people that seem to have any authority or control are doing terrible things constantly that you can't do anything about. Investigators found multiple storage lockers with the locks removed and a fence cut out to get to the parking lot where the Humvees were parked. It also looked as if there had been an unsuccessful attempt to cut a lock gain access to the uniforms.
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And if LA was smart, they'd have a movie about guys dressed up as firefighters looting the Pacific Palisades and it would be funny. Be like a funny movie. about guys dressed as firefighters, and I hope that meeting's happening. It's a gang of kids.
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They're dressed up as firefighters, and it's like the three kids stacked up as one firefighter, and they loot the burnt-down Pacific Palisades, and it's funny. No, it's a comedy. It's fun. Yes, the fire's dark, but it's funny because they're kids. They're not adults. They're preteens, and they stack on top of each other to make one fake firefighter who loots. No, it's good. The U.S.
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You think I've paid enough taxes into this shithole that I am going to reap the benefits of the sympathy that I'm kind of getting that might not be correct. If you haven't spoken to me in a year and you're texting me about my house, I'm not going to be honest with you. You don't deserve it. We're not friends. I've been honest with my friends. They knew I sold my house.
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Army is now offering a reward of up to $5,000 for that Humvee that was stolen in L.A. I mean...
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Trying to talk to these people, well, you know, it's been really challenging, but we're really hopeful. Why are you, what are you hopeful about? Get these people out of office. Well, we think it's been very challenging. There's too many people in L.A. because of their own failures in whatever creative endeavor they half attempted who want the world to burn that they're literally making it burn.
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There's too many embittered narcissists in that city that don't understand that they cannot destroy the world because they didn't get a series regular role on hacks. You can't destroy the world because you're not on hacks. I'm sorry. Homeless people cannot walk around with gas cans because you didn't get a role on hacks. You have to just accept it and move on.
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There's too many people in that city who just think that the world should be destroyed because their own personal needs aren't met all the time. And I know them. And they come this well of bitterness and bile. They hate everything and everybody, but they do it in such a sweet way that you're confused. Why are the police breaking up the homeless fentanyl dealers in the park?
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Why would they do that? Why would they remove the fentanyl from the park? It's so bad. We should have more homeless people harm reduction. Why are the police taking the needles away from them? And they do it in this weird way where you go, wait, are you a good person or the worst person I've ever met? You're confused. Because the way they say everything, they're like...
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They're like, why would the police stop these homeless people from stabbing each other? They're just homeless, and they're just stabbing each other. Why would the cops stop it? And you go, yeah, why are they? And then you're like, oh, wait, this is a trick. You're a horrible person. You're terrible. You're actually the worst person I've ever met. We need to do more.
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And then it's just, it's a fake out. It's like when you talk to these people, you're quick to realize how crazy they are, but they lure you in because many of them are attractive. Some of them are sweet. Some of them are nice. And they're like, they'd say the craziest shit. They say the craziest shit. And they're like, you know, they're like, it's so sad. What's going on right now?
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I hope this doesn't make people like, turn their back on Gavin Newsom and the people that are really trying to save us. And you're like, what cult are you in? Why are you in it? Who put you in it? What do you get out of it?
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If you've not spoken to me in a year, I'm telling you I don't know what's going on with my house. It's probably on fire, and I've lost everything. It doesn't matter. I want you to be sad. I want you to send me, oh, my God, I can't believe this. And I don't want to make—it's not a class thing with the Palisades. The reason— that I feel a little less bad for them is not because they're rich.
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There's nothing to do for all of these people. There used to be a system in which... You went to LA and they made you famous. And the trade-off was that you couldn't publicly challenge any of the things that they had decided were the things, whatever it was. You had to just do the bullshit. And for that, you'd get a career. Now there's nothing. The chips are all cashed.
The Tim Dillon Show
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There's nothing left to give these people. And they're still just babbling and crazy and talking about nonsense.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I'm kidding about, listen, this is sad. This is very sad. Let's see this woman. This is going to be sad now. Don't get mad at me if you live in the Palisades. I'm just saying you're not as sympathetic as other people. I'm sorry. You know that.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Now, can you kill her mic? Because I just want to say what she's saying.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
We are going to Aspen to deal with this and to regroup. Me and my husband have been living apart and that's something. And one of our children lives in New York and the other one is in Spain.
The Tim Dillon Show
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So we got my doctor to write me a script so I could get some happies down in the OC to perk me up because it's going to be very difficult. I actually hate the winter because it reminds me of Boston where I grew up. My father was a horrible drunk and I actually killed him. I was let out. I was let off. I served some time in a juvenile facility. I changed my name and I faked my own death.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Our house burnt down. I could see my father's face as I stabbed him in the neck. And I texted my husband and I said, you better get these pills from me, you faggot. I'll kill you too. Because he knows I killed my father. Well, it's very sad, you know, and people mourn in different ways. I'm kidding. Let's not play what she actually said. This is probably the head of CAA's wife.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I get a phone call, you've been dropped. Who cares, by the way? Let's play what she actually said.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
Tell them we're in Torrance. Don't say Manhattan Beach, please. All right. God bless. Very sad for her and obviously for the families that have been affected. And, you know, like I said, there's not much I can do here because my own house burned down. So I can't. Do you know that thing in the airline when you're on the plane, they go put the mask on yourself first before the others?
The Tim Dillon Show
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Well, I'm putting the mask on me. I get the mask because my home burned down. And it's been tough, and I've been dealing with that. So I'm donating money. I'm donating. I offered to put people in hotel rooms. I got a bunch of troll comments that were funny. Nobody really wants any help. Nobody wants any help. Nobody wants any help. I've offered. What are you going to do here?
The Tim Dillon Show
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Are you going to force people to get help? Are you going to show up? I believe right now that this needs to be the rock bottom for the city of Los Angeles, and they need to turn around and start doing the things that made them great, which is making really good stuff. Let's get these fucking politicians out of there. Let's put somebody in there. I get it. Do the thing. Do the stuff.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
Be like, genders, they're everywhere. Do it. But just then also, like, kill that fish and get the water in a hydrant. LA needs to be run by somebody who goes, we have a, you're the gender you want to be. But then also kill that fish. Kill the fish. Hit it with a bat. Blood's in that fish. Take the fish out and hit it with a bat in the head. And then get the water. Steal the water.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Steal it from Lake Mead. Steal. This is Los Angeles. This is not an honest place. Steal, kill that fish. If we do not have politicians that can kill a fish, what is all this woke shit for if you can't then go and do the cold hard shit you need to do?
The Tim Dillon Show
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It's not just a monetary thing. I don't mind that. Beverly Hills, I'd be crying. I'd be crying. We're recording this on Sunday. If this fire rolls through Brentwood and then Bel Air and Beverly Hills, I will cry. And the cities may be toast. We don't know. There's arsonists running around setting fires all over the place. They're arresting them one by one. They're trying to. They let one guy out.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Steal the water. Steal the water. These houses are worth $100 million. They're going to burn down because of fucking fish. Get Rick Caruso in there now. He made that little Palisades mall. And the Grove. The Grove's got a little train that goes around it.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
Stop importing these failed comedy writer communist losers that want everything to burn because no one will read their spec script about pickleball. Get some hard operators back. Batman's trance. Did you steal all the water? Fuck off. Kill people.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Who cares if Greta Thunberg doesn't like it? Doesn't matter. Make a movie about that dumb bitch. There's ways to get on her good side. Bring that Swedish freak in and make a movie about her shenanigans. Keep your mouth shut about the stolen water. You want a movie or not, you freak? Put on your wooden shoes and put on your clogs. Get over here. We'll make a film about you.
The Tim Dillon Show
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You keep your mouth shut. If L.A. is unwilling to bring that type of politician back, we're fucked. If these people can't get tough with these interest groups, we're fucked. If you can't tell people it's unreasonable to have homeless people running around here with gas cans, I don't care what you think. I don't care what you think. It's silver-like. It's a shithole. It's a dump.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
Nobody moved to LA to live in Brooklyn with failures. It's a dump. The east side sucks, except for Pasadena and Altadena, which I do like. But we know we're not taking edicts from Echo Park. No, no, no. It was called Beverly Hills 90210. You know what it wasn't fucking called? Eagle Rock 90210. Enough. Get them out. Bring hard operators back. Cynical.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Craven people that will do what needs to be done or the entire city will die. You can't have people running around psychotic, lighting things on fire. You can't not have any preparation. You can't have this fuck boy moron who lives on a vineyard, whose interest groups own him. They own him. You should be lying to them. You should be saying one thing and doing another. That's the point.
The Tim Dillon Show
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That is the point. Kill the fish. Oh, the fish is going to go extinct. Well, now guess what? The Palisades has gone extinct. You chose to fish over these white cunts with their fucking fake hats. Where are they going to go? Where are these cunts in their hats going to go? That's the whole point of our country is to be a cunt in a fake hat. What do you think it is?
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
What do you think we're doing here? You're not going to change the game now. So you better figure out how to fix this or get out. No matter what, at the end of the day, the city of Los Angeles is not going to be a city that is run by benevolent, Great people.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
It's going to be run by people that know that any landmass that size, that is that unruly naturally, oddly peculiar, like particularly beautiful in certain spots, terrible in others, population of 18 million people, some of the wealthiest people in the world, and some people foaming at the mouth like dogs. You're going to have to make some deals. You're going to have to negotiate.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
This doesn't get done. This doesn't get done with idealism. It doesn't. You don't manage a city of 18 million people with pure idealism. You can't. It doesn't work. It's impractical. You don't manage an area with fires and floods and mudslides and slope failure with idealism. You make the best deal you can. You hope for the best. We've lost that. We've lost it.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
We've let people run this city with crackpot ideas that sound good to a 19-year-old on Twitter. We need to run this city with actual operators who can get things done. We shouldn't be celebrating the displacement of rich people who will just leave and take the tax base with them. And I fault a lot of the rich for this.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And I think some of them might be genuinely homeless. But by the way, if you were a terrorist group, maybe being funded by a foreign country or not, wouldn't you disguise cells as homeless people? Because in LA, there are so many homeless people. If you wanted to blend in in LA, you'd just be homeless. So if I'm a foreign country...
The Tim Dillon Show
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It's a lot of those Palisades moms with their hats that went along with a lot of this bullshit for far too long. And your husbands did it as well because they didn't want anyone to know that they were cheating on you. So they went along with garbage politics so they could live their selfish lives. And it's fucked everybody. Well, it's time to get real. My house burnt down because of your policies.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I'm another unhoused. I'm another member. of the Los Angeles unhoused community, and I hope you celebrate me, and I hope you don't say anything when I get fun with my gas can, because that's all we've got left now, because of your stupid politics, your dumb, retarded, self-serving, narcissistic crap that somehow wasn't self-serving enough.
The Tim Dillon Show
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You've managed to be entirely selfish and yet not selfish enough. You've stopped just short of full selfish and you've killed us all. You have to go all the way. Half measures avail us nothing. It's a great line from AA. Half measures avail us nothing. Your feel-good Twitter garbage politics and your ironic hat have done nothing. They have wrought destruction on your community.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It is time to get some real people in there and kill that fucking fish. Kill that fish or die.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
And I'm talking to my terrorist cells, and I go, guys, in order to blend into this society, you must shit on the street and be homeless. And they're going to go, wait a minute, isn't that a tell? Won't we get arrested immediately? Won't that give us away? I go, no, no, no, no, no. You're the safest people in the town. Sleep on someone's lawn, piss on yourself, shit on the street.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
No one will even say anything. You will not be stopped by the police. In fact, if people call the police and say, a man is shitting on my lawn, the police hang up the phone. They don't care. There's nothing for them to do. So if you're going to assimilate into Los Angeles society, you must be homeless. So I can't quite say, if this is an organized terrorist attack, by the way, it's brilliant.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It's brilliant. This is our one weakness. No one would even say anything about a homeless guy with a gas can. These dumb cunts in the Palisades, if they saw a homeless man with a gas can, they'd go, he's just having some fun. He's probably trying to warm himself up because their brains have been rotted.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
Their brains, it's the same reason they're all being relentlessly positive right now, saying this is going to be fine. It's going to be fine. Entire swaths of the city are gone. There was no water in the fucking hydrants. Nobody cleared any of this brush. They didn't do any controlled burns. They didn't prepare any of these areas with high forestation, any of this shit. None of it was done.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
We didn't want to upset a fish. Some tribal elder was like, this fish can't go extinct. Pacific Palisades Reservoir was offline when the fires arrived. We were completely woefully unprepared for this. The mayor was in Africa. The governor's got on the vineyard he lives in or whatever the hell he's doing. So the government completely bungled the response to this. It was a crazy high wind day.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And if it's arson and it's homeless people, it's either homeless people that are just crazy and lighting fires, which is absolutely possible, or somebody saying, blend in as a homeless person, they won't notice. They won't care.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It doesn't matter that I'm already rich. I want your money. I've had a tragedy in my life. It doesn't matter that I sold my house a year ago. It doesn't matter because when people text me and go, what's going on with your house? I say, I don't know. I say, nobody knows. It's a tragedy. And we're all scared. I'm not going to ruin... Now, I did sell my house a year ago.
The Tim Dillon Show
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For this arsonist, okay? The man has been arrested on a felony probation violation, but no further details were given at the press conference. The investigation is ongoing. I'm going to read you a text that I got from Eli Roth, who is a director. He directed the movie Thanksgiving that I was in. He said this. 4 p.m.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
on Wednesday on Outpost Drive, a homeless man poured gasoline down the sewer grate and lit it on fire. By total coincidence, someone from the gas company saw him do this and called the fire department. They put it out. The neighbors were all saying, what kind of mentally disturbed person would do this? What kind of homeless person walks around with a can of gasoline lighting fires?
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
You just don't go back to the park and shoot up after that. Then two hours later, out of nowhere, with no burning embers near us, Runyon goes up. We watch it from our bedroom window, a little smoke, and then five minutes later, the whole hill on fire. So these are people I know, real people witnessing this behavior. Homeless man with flamethrower busted on suspicion of arson near L.A.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I'm speculating. I don't know anything. It may become clear this is a coordinated attack. It may not be. It may be a series of random psychos taking advantage of the weather conditions. It may be... Cells, terrorist cells that have embedded themselves in the country. People that posed as refugees or posed as homeless people. I don't know. These are all possibilities that are all on the table.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
This could be a massive failure of a power company that's trying to cover it up. I don't know. Let's take a look at this here. What is this?
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
They have to wake up a little bit because it's not apparent what's going on. What we do know is that a tremendous amount of the city, we're having Adam Carolla on very soon. He's lived in LA forever and he has thoughts on this as well as to why this is happening, the way it is happening. And I'm not claiming that this is, that we know. They said the Palisades fire started in a house.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And it's probably correct. High winds knock down power, knock down poles and everything. So the thing about it, this is the issue. I was in New York during 9-11. I was a kid. I was in 11th grade in high school.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
L.A., this is going to be tough. This is not a city of... That's not what L.A. is about. L.A. is not about tragedy. It's about pretending tragedy doesn't happen. It's about sunshine. It's about casual conversations in a coffee shop. It's about being passive-aggressive. It's about... you know, kind of internalizing the loneliness of living in this mountainous region.
The Tim Dillon Show
426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
Out where these fires started, the highlands of the Palisades and Malibu, it's like Jurassic Park. People shouldn't live there. It's a little unreasonable to say, I want to live in a forest on top of a mountain overlooking the ocean, but I also want it to be a desert with no rain and get perfect weather every day. It's unreasonable. LA's where Hollywood...
The Tim Dillon Show
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started Eastern European Jews from New York, went to LA to start the movie business. And whether you hate LA or love LA, realize that the movies and the music that America's churned out is the only reason we're not completely hated the world over. Really, truly. I mean, the goodwill that a Tommy boy or an anchorman or something like that bought us, you can't even quantify. Motown, Elvis Presley.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Because there was a lot of mudslides. I didn't know this was coming. I'm not Nostradamus. But I sold my house. But I'm not going to tell people that, by the way. And if that makes me a sociopath, fine. I'm not telling you that. If I check into a hotel, I'm not telling you I sold my house. If you ask me, how are things going? I will look down and I will say, we don't know.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I mean, I know Motown's not in LA, but Capitol Records was. The idea, and I'm not saying it wasn't terrible and it wasn't rapists and pedophiles and all that. There was a ton of that, but the actual product the cinema, the music is one of the reasons that America has some goodwill in the world.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It serves a very integral purpose and has, if you look at the history of America, the movies, the music... The stories that were told, and yeah, some of them were absolutely propaganda. We were heavily propagandized, and Hollywood was a big part of that. But then there was also just really, really good shit. Really funny, great stuff, great dramatic stuff. We don't make it anymore.
The Tim Dillon Show
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That's part of the problem. We don't make it anymore. It hasn't been good for a while. In mass, there are good things here and there. But in mass, it hasn't been good for a while. Right?
The Tim Dillon Show
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Do you think that... Fast forward to the situation that we see now. We're talking largely about the financial industry. It's very cozy with government. You have Hank Paulson going in.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
It seems to me, and perhaps to you, that there is another industry right now moving in that wants to own the government. And that is the tech industry that seems very cozy, very close with the government. You've been outspoken, and you're one of the only people who's been publicly outspoken about the dangers of that.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
they often called the corporate state corporate state.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
It's buying people off. It's going, your jobs don't exist anymore, but the t-shirts are less money.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
And it's just basically we can immiserate your lives, but if we give you enough creature conference, if we give you Netflix, if you can door dash Taco Bell, which I've done, and I'll admit that, but if you can do all of those things, stop complaining that you can't send your kids to college.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
If I'm ever asked to leave a plane, if I'm ever dragged off a plane for heaping abuse on a flight attendant who deserves it, I'm going to scream I'm a neo-Brandeisian as I am dragged off the plane.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Well, that's always been a theme of yours. You want the deconstruction of the administrative state of the bureaucracy.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
What is Elon doing and what? is the Doge team doing that you wouldn't do or would do differently?
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Would you agree with this? Somebody who's smart described this as a parallel command structure. that is existing outside of the executive branch, where the president is not read into certain intelligence. He's lied to about troop levels in Syria and things like that. They're conducting business with countries outside of the purview of the White House.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
And somebody called this a parallel command structure.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Who's driving this agenda? Is it Raytheon, General Dynamics? It's a combination of people.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
So they know that new administrations coming in are not always going to have these 300 people.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
And the CIA is run by the billionaires themselves.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
They decide we're going to stay in the Ukraine for three years.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
cellular level that people don't understand like he understands detractors the people who hate him don't get it don't get it don't get it and they don't understand his power and they they what's what's amazing to me is i've grown up you know i'm 40 and i've grown up and i've seen you know i've paid attention to politics for the majority of my life every election
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Do you, and I mean, this is... Somewhat unrelated, but I guess perhaps incredibly related. You know, why did the media take very little interest in the person who almost killed the president?
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
This is just perpetual war for perpetual peace.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Invite everyone in. And invade everyone. To Steve Saylor quote, invade the world, invite the world. Invite the world. And then you have a citizenry here that's immiserated, that is paying for all these wars. Their lives are terrible and getting worse. Getting worse.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Their calling is democracy. They're calling you a fascist. They're saying Steve Bannon's a fascist. What he's describing right now is democracy. Have you noticed the way this is being presented?
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
The guy in the woods with the goat head is democracy. The council is democracy. You know what I mean?
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
When you talk about that, because I will have to ask you, because people will jump on that, and they will say that nobody found any proof, and there are no Republicans, and no courts.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
you know, is some type of a referendum on something. I've, I've never seen a party as out in the wilderness right now as a modern democratic party. They've, they've never, they don't know how to deal with him. They don't understand his appeal. You said this brilliantly on another interview. They've never fully been interested in why he was popular. They're only getting interested now.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
What do you think the mechanism is? It's mail-in ballots.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
But this is why you've urged Elon Musk, be careful of Social Security and Medicare.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Cause you're going to project to destroy the distinction between citizen and non-citizen is entirely not only to drive down wages, But to kind of destroy any idea of what a contract, a social contract.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
National identity and a contract between the citizens and the government saying, I give you this, I am owed that. Yes. But if we destroy the distinction between citizen and non-citizen, right.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
And you're talking really about the people that came in the last four years, right?
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
And that was something brilliant that I thought was very interesting.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Some of my family from Ireland came in the early 1900s. I think a few of them just to get them out, just to make a point. Yeah. If I could write a few names down and you could pass it to Tulsi Gabbard, just to make a point that, hey, we don't know where it ends.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
You've said the H-1B visas where tech people are bringing in. So my question to you is, And it's a question.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
And what I mean by that – And you've criticized – you've said there's a lack of black and Hispanic people in tech.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
We were just talking about New York and that you like New York.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
The fact Ramaswamy says this because Americans are lazy and watched too much TV or they're not educated or they're.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
And it's not even capitalism. It's crony. You know what I mean? It's the corporate state.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Does it worry you that one person has that much power?
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
That's like catch. GPT and things like that. Versus what deep seek is right. Which is now deep seek is legit. Do you think they were able to accomplish this or do you think I'm not, I'm not, I'm not smart as to know, but here's what I would say.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Is there any point to that where they say we need supremacy in that technology sector?
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
And is this similar in your mind to when people say we need to go into Iraq and into Afghanistan and we need all this money?
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Is a conflict in your mind with China at some point inevitable? We've heard people come on the news and they say a conflict is within five to seven years. Pentagon runs a study that says within five to seven years. Now, some of this seems like it is based on the need for more money and more spending and more resources.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Or is this – and you know more about China than a lot of people and you've studied and read about it. Is it going to be a military conflict? Is it going to be an economic conflict?
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
The salutes that Elon, I think, might have done one by mistake, or you did one, these things that people are getting very upset about. You just got a lot of press at CPAC or whatever it was.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Nothing you've said today indicates that you have any adoration for or sympathy for any of the Hitlerian.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
who had a similar position on immigration at one point to yours. Maybe not exactly similar. I don't know.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
But he'd have to win again, right? I mean, let's say it would be another election.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Because this is what people tend to always say.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Like that's something they wanted. Yes, he understood that. And he understood they wanted to drive down wages forever. At what point – and Bill Clinton said similar things.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
And I could get behind. I could say that's okay. I appreciate that. I mean, I don't. I'm just saying. Is there any way we could start taxes after $8 million?
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
They should have killed a long time ago. No one's killed it. No one's killed Chuck Schumer and everybody.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
And I think that we should care for, I've always said, listen, I lived in California for many years, pay high taxes. And I said, if, if I was living in a place where, where it was nice, and people were being supported and cared for with the money, it's great. But if I'm paying 13.5% of my money and someone is using the bathroom in the middle of the parkway, I'm asking questions.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Steve Bannon, thank you so much for coming on. You got Trump elected. Can you get me elected to the... I didn't get Trump. Trump got himself elected. Well, yeah, but you were instrumental in it. I had a small role. Could you make me the mayor of the Pacific Palisades? Of course. First off, first off, I'm still going to work on your thing.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
No, I'm very serious about that because we're the new media and we have to pay. I pay this lug. I pay producers. I pay people.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
They all bitch and moan. I'm telling you, the podcasters are the most suffering. I mean, yes, the working class and whatever, and Ukraine, blah, blah, blah. I can't hear about that anymore. The podcasters, we're spending the money, you know? All right, thank you, Steve Bannon. Thank you for coming.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
So the H-1B visa, and I wanted to talk to you about that.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
What, in your estimation, I mean, you talk about it as the age of Trump, which is clearly the age of Trump. You said it started in 2008 with the Tea Party, with the bailouts. This is, I think I've heard you say something like this, that the anger... The financial collapse. The financial collapse. You had Obama's administration largely chosen by Citigroup.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
You had a lot of people brought in from the financial sector. And what do you think... The response from the Democratic Party should have been.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Their argument would be that the entire global economy would collapse. I mean, this is what they were saying to me. I was in that business many years ago, and they were saying, they were coming into our office going, if these bailouts are not signed, the American economy falls and then the world economy falls within three days. Yeah. Now I don't know if that was a hundred percent true.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
And this is all on the backs of the taxpayers.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
It's great. When did you first meet Donald Trump?
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
There are no guarantees for the American taxpayer. Nothing, zero.
The Tim Dillon Show
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
You make a lot of people in this town nervous. More on Wall Street.
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And all these tech people, as Bannon said and other people have said, and I've said, these people were Democrats until 15 minutes ago. They don't give a shit about anything. They don't really care about politics. They want to leave Earth. The less money for Social Security, the more money he can build rockets to leave the planet. That's all they're trying to do.
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So it's a huge, massive mistake for Donald Trump to turn over his presidency to Elon Musk. I don't know why this is happening. I don't know why it's happening. And I disagree with close friends of mine who think Elon Musk is, you know, the savior of, this is Jesus. If Jesus came back, he'd be Elon Musk.
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He'd come through South Africa and design cars that don't need gas and buy X. That's what Jesus would be. I have friends that think he's Jesus. That Jesus is back. Well, this is what Jesus looks like now. Elon Musk. The guy's a billionaire who wants to go to Mars and normal people are going, what the fuck is this? I can't get a knee operation.
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This idea of, like, reigning in billionaires and Wall Street and plutocrats. And where's that Epstein's list, by the way? Where's that? You ain't seeing that. Where's that list? The Republicans now control all of the government. Now, I know. I'm not stupid. Are there factions that are against him and working against him? Absolutely. But how long can you blame that?
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Truly, how long can you blame all of this hidden power structures and everything? At what point do you hold the people accountable that you elected and say, yeah, I guess they're not really serious about releasing that list, which I never thought they were, by the way.
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All this stuff that you think you're going to find out, and you think you're going to find out how it all worked, and then you're not. That's why I've told all of you, Always. This show is entertainment. Whether I'm right or wrong or in the middle, all you're getting out of any of these things is entertainment, including your own government, by the way.
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There is not going to be, you're not going to be saved. There's not going to be, can the government do some good things? Absolutely. Like supporting poor people, veterans, providing a national defense, making sure the country has a border, everything. making sure the economy is somewhat reasonably fair. Yes.
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You're not, this isn't a movie where the movie ends with Elon putting you on his spaceship and going to Mars. You're not going to Mars. I'm sorry about that. These people are also the elites, which people talk about the elites, the elites, and I talk about it myself. because the elites are completely out of touch, but these elites are also out of touch.
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It's just also out of touch to think that the biggest issue is who, let's go to Mars. That's also out of touch. That's not in touch. Go talk to a working family that can't put food on the table. See how many times they mentioned Mars. I guarantee it's not at all. Go speak to a mother whose house she's putting down at Altadena and ask her about Mars and how often she's thinking about Mars.
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She's not. Ask her at what point she's thinking a lot about the Neuralink chip. She's not. These aren't bread and butter issues that people give a shit about, by the way. They're just not. They're not. People want a border. They want law and order. They want to... You know, these... It's not... They're not trying to, like... Like, you know, chip themselves and their kids.
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Can you imagine launching a podcast in the ash heap of your state? He's now doing a podcast. Is he going to have ads? Is he going to read ads? Is Gavin Newsom going to read ads while people try to find housing in his state? Now, I will do his podcast because it does no good for me not to do it. I have things to promote. But I disagree with him starting one.
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Oh, stop it. I was close enough. Mahmood Khalil? Is it? Well, isn't that what I said? That's what I said. Mahmood Khalil, this guy. Now, listen, I don't know this guy. I don't know if I'd agree with the things he says. I don't know what he says. But I know he was doing a protest at Columbia University. Remember these protests, these encampments that all these kids had?
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I went to one of these at UCLA. I was curious. I just walked in. Of course, people were taking photos of me. They were thrilled to meet me. And I said to them, I said, you're not Hamas. You don't have it. because immediately you should have kidnapped me. But instead they were taking photos and selfies with me.
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And I'm like, oh, if you're taking photos with a podcaster, you don't have, but maybe I'm wrong. Maybe Hamas would have too. Maybe if I met Hamas, they also would have said, oh my God, I know him. And maybe, I don't know. All I'm saying is that I think this is a bad precedent to set because And I don't think that the federal government should be detaining people based on speech.
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Now, listen, did they break laws at the encampment? Absolutely. Did they occupy an area? Sure. Is that going to be part of the government's argument? Yes. That this guy's a Hamas supporter. Listen, it's a very... You're on shaky legal ground if... Somebody, you know, people support all kinds of things in theory with their speech. Okay? And all of them aren't necessarily good.
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In fact, most things people say are insane. That's number one. Most things people say are insane. I have threatened to kill members of my family. I have threatened this government and others. I have threatened people's children. I have threatened their pets. I have threatened people's businesses. I have threatened directors, producers, agents, managers, business managers.
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I have threatened friends. I have threatened colleagues. I have threatened acquaintances. I have told lies about... to people in order to make them fearful and afraid, in order to make them feel worse about their lives. I have said things that other people didn't say about them to them to punish them, to hurt them, to make them feel bad.
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I have created realities that don't exist to hurt and destroy other people. This is what is done. So I don't think that every word said has to be tried in a court of law. Most things people say aren't, it doesn't matter. I've lied about having cancer. I've lied. I've lied to people about my life. I've said I've had more money than I've had and less money than I've had.
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I've said I was attracted to people I wasn't. I've said I wasn't attracted to people that I was. I lied. I lie because it's the human condition to say insane shit. That's what we do. You can't just hang someone for saying crazy shit. I might support Hamas if I'm wronged by a Jew. And if I'm wronged by a Muzzy, I will support the Jews. It doesn't matter. I should be able to live in that space.
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But I've reached out so that I can do it. Because I should be doing it. And he should come on here to promote it if he's going to go that route, which I don't think he should. But he's already here. He's already here and he's already copying me with Steve Bannon. And his theme song is insane. This is the weirdest thing ever. You know, we went through the last election cycle.
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I've been a Hamas supporter when I see what Netflix is going to pay me. I go, what is wrong with them? Jesus Christ. I'm asking for something. But then when they do something nice for me, I become a supporter of the Jews, and I don't like Hamas anymore. We all like Hamas occasionally.
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Anyone with a landlord is a little bit of a Hamas fan from the end of the month through the beginning of the month, but then you don't like Hamas after the 3rd of January. But on the 2nd of January, all of us kind of support Hamas. Everyone does. If you're in the business I'm in and you audition for something, if you don't hear for a week, you sort of support Hamas.
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But then when you get the role, you understand that Hamas is a barbaric terrorist organization. Do you see what I mean? I've supported Al Qaeda and then I've been against them. It's my right. It's my right. Some of those training videos look fun. You know, sometimes it is fun to just train in the desert. I don't know what it's for.
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Khalil was born and raised in Syria, and his Palestinian grandparents were removed from their homeland, according to his lawsuit. He came to the U.S. on a student visa in 2022 to pursue graduate studies at Columbia. Now, here's the other thing, and I'm totally with the Bannon on this point. I think we need to educate Americans. I think we need to have Americans getting into higher education.
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We need to stop giving up on American citizens. I think we need a moratorium on immigration for everybody, by the way. Low-skilled, high-skilled, Elon's indentured servants he wants to bring over. I think that we deal with the people we have in this country now. We try to make their lives better. I also understand why you have foreign students come to America and learn about America. I get it.
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That's part of the soft power of the United States. I understand this. He served as a student negotiator, a role that had him speaking frequently with university officials and the press. What the hell does a student negotiator do? Oh.
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More recently, he was among the pro-Palestinian activists investigated by a new disciplinary body at Columbia University focused on harassment and discrimination complaints. So here's the thing. They want to deport him because of his... He has a green card, but he's a... I don't know. This is all immigration law, and I'm not a lawyer. I'm just talking about the general principle.
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The general principle is this. I understand if you're here and you commit a crime, you know, depending on the severity of the crime and depending on the circumstances, you're not in a good place. You don't have the leverage. But I'm just telling you right now, people say all kinds of stuff. That's the reality. I don't know...
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For example, a legal permanent resident can also be expelled for providing material support to a terrorist group, in which case the government doesn't need a criminal conviction to bring deportation charges. It really just depends on what he did with Hamas. What is he doing with Hamas? Is he texting Hamas? What is happening with Hamas and him? I don't know.
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But just saying, I like Hamas, I've said that. And I don't even support them. It's just something to say. I don't know. You can't, every word can't be like, we're engraving it in stone. Like, oh my God, you mean this. Hold on.
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The Department of Homeland Security said the arrest was conducted, quote, in support of President Trump's executive orders prohibiting anti-Semitism, alleging that Khalil, quote, led activities aligned to Hamas, a designated terrorist organization. Now, anti-Semitism, now, I don't know what the executive order against anti-Semitism is. Like, what will it stop me from doing?
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Like, can I, as an American citizen, be anti-Semitic? I'm a citizen. What exactly is the law? Is it only people that come to the country that are not allowed to be anti-Semitic? Or how does this work? I'm like confused about the law. That's a strange law to have. What is that? Is that one of the executive orders? He wrote like a million executive orders. One of them's like, don't be anti-Semitic.
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They're like, podcasters have too much power. And maybe that's true. But the goal is then not to join the podcast world. It's to be a better governor. Gavin Newsom's like, if I can't beat him, I will join them. I will do a podcast. You won't be able to talk shit about me now. I'm doing a podcast. It's the most insane thing. thing I've ever seen in my life.
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That's interesting. I'm just saying, I don't know if you can deport this guy just because, you know, he got into a little bit at the protests. You know, because you start to get into character. I would go to those protests. You'd have those non-binary Asians. They would dress like Hamas. And some of that was fun. It's fun to see people dress up.
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Now, obviously, there's geopolitical ramifications to it. I'm not an idiot, right? But here's what I mean. Look at this Cinderella, or Snow White, rather. Disney's in big trouble here. And again, because you have Rachel Zegler, who's in Hamas, and Gal Gadot, who's in the IDF.
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They're stars of the movie, and they're on both sides of the Middle East, and both sides of the Middle East are conflict, and there's no fucking dwarves, because Peter Dinklage from Game of Thrones opened his mouth and said, this is fucked up, having dwarves in the movie called Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. So now we got...
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A lot of pro-Palestine, a lot of pro-Israel, and no fucking dwarfs in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. So now Disney doesn't know what the hell's going on because Rachel Zegler's coming out and screaming from the river to the sea, whatever she does. And, you know, Gal Gadot's doing her whole thing, you know, lighting infants on fire. And there's no dwarfs.
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So my whole thing is, does it seem like a fun film? Does it seem like a fun film? I want to see dwarfs. I don't want the Middle East conflict. I want dwarfs. World politics have also come into play. Zegler has promoted free Palestine on social media. At the same time, Godot, who is Israeli, has become an outspoken supporter of Israel on social media as well as in a passionate speech.
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She delivered when she was honored at the Anti-Defamation League's annual summit in New York City. Quote, never did I imagine that on the streets of the United States and different cities around the world, we would see people not condemning Hamas, but celebrating, justifying, and cheering on the massacre of Jews. So you have Rachel Zegler, who's like, she's just out there.
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She said, I hope Trump supporters never know any peace. Rachel, please. Now you have Gal Gadot, who's out there, you know, with Netanyahu, hardcore right-wing Israel stuff. And not a dwarf to be seen. So you, and is that them together? Show them, look how much they hate each other. Go up how much they hate each other.
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So these two are in this movie about Snow White and Zegler said it's a whole rape thing. She's like, well, it's basically like a guy who stalks a chick and why would we even make that movie? And then Peter Dinklage says we can't have any dwarfs. And then Gal Gadot goes, all the dwarfs should be played by Israeli hostages. Nothing here is good. I think they shelve it.
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I think they shelve the thing and just scrap it. I think they scrap it. And what's going on with this ceasefire? Is it working? They're all killing still, right? These ceasefires, I mean, this is not even, I don't even pay attention to these. This is the fakest thing ever. These ceasefires are the fake. This is when the worst couple you know says they're actually, that things have been good.
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No, no, things are good. Yeah, why? Because you're on a business trip. Everybody's going to fight over there forever. I don't mean Ukraine and Putin. I mean the Israel stuff. It's going to be difficult over there to have any type of ceasefire that's going to be enforced. It's going to be very difficult. Let's look at this Meghan Markle show because this is actually better than I thought.
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I didn't think I would enjoy this as much as I did, but here's why I like it. This woman... who I have now a fondness for, is criminally insane. And what's amazing about this show and what makes it actually fun and interesting is the depths of her insanity reveal themselves throughout the program. Every person that she has on the show is someone that she hates. She doesn't have friends.
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Meghan Markle doesn't have friends, and this is kind of why I respect her. Friends are not part of her overall goal. She has connections. She has people whose necks she can step on to get to the next level. She does not have friends. She does not care about other human beings. She only wants power.
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And the only way that she feels that she can get it is by leveraging her relationships with certain people. That's not friendships. And you see in the show that there are no friends. She wouldn't know what a friend was. Everyone is fearful of her. Everyone is cagey around her. She doesn't know what's going to happen. And what's interesting about her is the thing that launched her was
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which was this like crazy era of like identity politics run rampant, she actually brilliantly destroys in her show. Because if you came up with the picture of an annoying, insufferable white woman, it would be Meghan Markle. If you came up with an out-of-touch suburban white woman, it would be Meghan Markle, even though she's not white.
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What I mean to say there is that Meghan Markle in her own show proves that it is not about race. It is about the demon that lives inside of all of us and letting that demon out. But can we see that speech she gives that you just played there? Can we see that?
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If you haven't watched this show, it's impossible to describe not only how entertaining it is, but again, for all the wrong reasons, she's a very, very sick person.
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Yeah. So that's the creativity she's missed so much. And the creativity is, you know, making, you know, pasta. Because that's what the show is. She makes pasta for people. That's the creativity, by the way, she's missing. Making turmeric tea and honey. And she just kind of goes through the kitchen. It's a little moment. It's just a little moment. It's so simple and so quick.
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It's not about perfection. It's about the journey. We strive for joy. It's about happiness. Come on in. We want it to be cozy and remind you of home. We wanted to remind you of home. I don't know where my autistic husband is. He doesn't know where he is. He's not allowed to see his family. I destroyed a monarchy so we could have a little dish and you just take the cherry tomatoes.
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put them in a pan with a little garlic, and it's a family that's been around for centuries, and I destroyed it. And you want to wilt the vegetables, which is actually different than stewing them. Stewing them, they lose all of their character, but when you kind of wilt them, they're halfway between fresh... and stewed, and I killed his mother, and I actually killed his father.
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They're both dead now. His father's not dead, but his mother is dead. I mean, his grandmother is dead because she couldn't bear to see what was happening. I also staged... A chase in New York City like the one his mother had. And I've actually worn sweatshirts that his mother wore. I'm a deeply sick person. And it's just about kind of whipping up a cake. And it doesn't have to be perfect.
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We're just using local honey. And we fold that honey into the frosting. And the kids love it. Little Archie loves it. And Lilibet. And they're going to say to me, what did you do to daddy's family? And I said, I killed them. I killed them all. And I brought you all back to Santa Barbara. She's a sick bitch.
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Is there any interaction from this thing we can play to just give people a little idea of how genuinely unhinged she is? Again, they've already greenlit season two of this show. My special on Netflix will be out in April. I'm trying to get Megan to do a promo with me. She will not, I imagine. We are out to her people. I imagine it's going to be a no, but we are offering her that opportunity.
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Opportunity to laugh at herself, because again, I like her. This is what people don't get about me. I am here to appreciate humanity in all its forms. When you start judging people and becoming a moralist, the show gets very boring. I like her, what she has done, okay? What the world she has manifested, okay?
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is so impressive and so off the wall and insane, you can only actually sit back and kind of be in awe of her, in awe of her. She is full of the type of hate that I find aspirational. Her hatred of other people, as soon as they walk into her home, I strive for that. I'm actually a big pussy. People come in, I talk a big game. I'm actually kind of happy to see most of them,
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The hatred in her eyes for these people is something that I aspire to. Because she doesn't want to have to prance around with Mindy Kaling. She wants to be much more famous than that. She wants to be much more famous than that. But the guests that she has gotten, she is not, she is unhappy with them. They walk in and she has hatred in her eyes. She goes, why do I have to do this?
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All right. We did a better interview with Steve Bannon. The point is this. What is that song? And then this is Gavin Newsom. So what he's trying to do is it's a relaunch of himself. This is what people do. There's nothing wrong with it. We understand it. It is required.
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I'm better than this. And that's the attitude that gets you far in this business. If you can hate your circumstances enough to create new ones, you're going to do good. So I think that Megan will actually figure out a way. She'll get the things she wants. Yes, we all hate her, but it doesn't matter. She doesn't care that we hate her. You know why? She hates us. That's why she wins. She hates us.
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She hates us. She thinks we're pigs. We're disgusting. We don't know how to use fucking silverware. She thinks we're all Sieg Heilig in our backyard. We're just a bunch of fat Nazis who don't know how to make a proper cupcake. She hates us. She thinks we're pigs. And we should only see people like her behind glass.
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She's here to educate these fat, disgusting Nazi pig wives how to make a little pasta for the kid. Make a salad for the kid, you pig Nazi bitch. That's what she wants. She's here to help us. And it is her hatred of us. She loathes and abominates us. And it is why she succeeds. Most people...
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would fall apart with the hate that Meghan Markle gets, but it only fuels her because hate, when it hits hate, refracts. Doesn't work. Doesn't matter. She isn't trying to win a popularity contest. She has aimed her laser at some of the richest people on earth that feel good by making her dreams come true. She's not playing.
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to Betty Bowling Alley or Fatty Boombaddy or any of these people, she knows that if she gets... the upper echelon to fuck with her, eventually it'll trickle down to the little pig people who she's just trying to, you know, get to start their own garden. Just start your own garden, you little pig. Just start your own garden. Oh, your son OD'd? Make your own Narcan. We'll make it.
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I'll teach you how to make Narcan. That way you don't lose your other son. I make my own Narcan. It's so simple to make your own Narcan and just have it. It's so important right now because there's so many people ODing on fentanyl at a house party.
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You could just go downstairs to the basement with this Narcan and in several minutes, your son's friend is actually standing up and ready to go to the hospital. It's so important. It doesn't have to be perfect. We're not here because everything's going to be exactly the way we want it. Sometimes our son overdoses in the bathroom, and we have to go in there with the Narcan that we've made.
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We can make our own Narcan. All right, let's watch a little bit of this.
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When you are in the public eye for many, many years, eventually people are going to get sick of you or your policies contribute to their lives becoming a hell and they're angry. So you got to do a relaunch. And come out. So that's the whole point. This is Gavin Newsom. Like, all that other shit you heard about me, that ain't me.
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Yeah, and what she's saying to Mindy Kaling is, listen to me, you fat bitch. See, this is what she's saying to Mindy Kaling. She goes, listen to me, you fat bitch. You know, she is such a monarch, Meghan Markle, and in the history of the world, the Meghan Markles of the world would be, you know, oppressing the Mindy Kalings. Because Meghan Markle's like, listen, you bitch.
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My empire ran your shit for years. Don't bring up, don't call me my fucking, my dead name. Don't call me my dead name. That's not my name in these streets. My name is Sussex, you bitch. Is there any other interaction we can see?
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Would it mean a lot if it wasn't royal though? Would it mean as much? Do you see her eyes? Do you see her eyes? She's doing an impression of a human being. But the most interesting thing about Meghan Markle is that she's not a human being. Never become a human, hun. Honey bunny bear, don't ever become a human being. You will, she'll be so unhappy as a person.
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The best version of Meghan Markle is exactly the one you are seeing right now. She is completely, her lust for power, for status, for fame is so naked and so transparent. The demon inside of her is coming out of her eyes, and she's trying to be a human being, only enough to just be enough of a human being for the show.
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But, I mean, her own father's out there going, this bitch is out of control, but it doesn't bother her. Again, you would think someone's father on the thing going, she's terrible. You know, but it doesn't bother her, and I respect her. God, I respect her.
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Although my father, given the chance, would probably be screaming and yelling how much I suck, too, if I was fucking making pancakes at Santa Barbara. And I might be. But what she does so well, okay, and what has to be noted and what actually has to be respected, she actually remains above...
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Any meaningful human moment, any authentic human moment, which most people would have by accident, this whole, she has not one of them the whole time. Everything is forced and awkward and terrifying because it is just a way for her to get to that next level of,
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She envisions this show's going to go on for four or five seasons, and at that point, she's going to have a Martha Stewart living, she's going to be in Target, and all these fat white women are going to walk in and buy all her shit, and she's going to be a big billionaire, and she's going to turn around to the royal family and say, fuck you, and she might be right. She might be right.
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Speaking of air travel, there are literal demons now on the planes. Literal demons. Literal demons on the flights. So, passenger swallows rosary beads on chaotic flight to Miami. The man also kicked the flight attendant. Him and his sister were traveling to Haiti to escape religious attacks of a spiritual nature.
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A satanic disciple had stowed away on a flight to Florida as one passenger saw it and something had to be done. Less than a minute after an American Airlines flight took off from Savannah, Georgia for Miami on Monday night, a passenger began yelling and shaking.
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Flight attendants initially thought he was having a seizure, but it turned out he was struggling because he believed a demonic spirit had invaded the cabin and at some point during the flight began swallowing rosary beads to ward that spirit off.
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All the crime and the people with their knife to your neck after you walk out of the sushi restaurant, that ain't me. This is me now. The guy who's talking to Charlie Kirk. I'm the guy who's talking to people, and I'm sitting in my nice spare room in a nice house that's gray, and this is me. I'm just a chill guy. Everything else ain't me. This is Gavin Newsom, and this is Steve Bannon.
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As attendants approached the man, Delange Augustin, 31, he kicked one of them in the chest so hard that the attendant tumbled across the aisle into a window on the other side of the plane. That's when the cabin crew realized that Mr. Augustin, who was traveling with his sister, was not having a medical emergency. His choices appeared purposeful, though difficult to describe.
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a special agent with the FBI, wrote in the affidavit filed. The pilots turned the plane around when they heard the commotion and landed it safely in Savannah, but that was not the end of the episode. Disembarkation from the jet spiraled into chaos when Mr. Augustine stormed to the front of the plane and threw several wild punches at a flight attendant before the door had been opened.
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So this is a guy who's being possessed by a demon on the American Airlines flight. So just to let you know, that's also what you're contending with. It's not only air traffic controllers or overworked staff or busy airports or mechanical failure. It's demons on the plane now. It's a demon. He's a demon on the plane.
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Mr. Gutz told his sister to close her eyes and pray because Satan's disciples had followed them onto the plane and the Legion didn't want them to make it to Haiti. Sounds fun. Sounds fun. So there's literal demons now on the plane. You can add this to the mix. People now, you know, I fly a lot. People tell me, they go, is flying safe? What's going on with flying?
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So now this is a fun thing to actually include. You can say, well, now actually there are demons on the planes flying. And those people are fighting a spiritual war in the air, 30,000 feet in the air. There are people that are being possessed by demons on the plane. That's going to have to be a question that's asked now as you go through airport security.
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Do you feel you are being currently possessed by a demon? No. Oh, thank you. Do you have any liquids? Yeah. Is the laptop out of the bag? Are you currently being possessed by a demonic entity? Not that you're aware of. Okay. Excellent. Thank you. Go through the metal detector on the right. No liquids.
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And if you're, and there's going to be a lot, there will be a line for people who are being possessed by a demon. By the way, there'll be a separate, like, you know, they have clear and TSA pre, there'll be a separate line for the demonic possession where they'll just hand you a rosary and go, good luck. Can you imagine that? People on the ground in Savannah, they go, what happened to the plane?
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There was a demon on it. And they literally, and they go, what are you talking about? No, there was a demon on the plane speaking in demon language, trying to rid the demon by eating rosary beads. We had the land. That sounds like the biggest lie. They go, really? Did you drink and miss your flight? No, there was a demon that was trying to do an exorcism on himself in the plane. I mean...
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It really is getting to a point now where if you do not have to fly, just don't do it. Really don't do it right now. If you do not have to be somewhere, don't be there. I don't understand why you would go anywhere now. Is this one of these spam calls? No, it's not. But I'll tell you this. I hate the fact that I have to fly all the time. And it is something that I have to do.
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And there's a new... You know... The new reality of the world, and I think there is a new reality, and it's like, what is essential? Is it an essential trip? Is this friendship essential? You know, really, truly, is the money you're spending essential? And I think that's what people have to think about. U.S. unveils a new app for self-deportation.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show, our final show that will be released on Thursday. I know many of you, your routine has been disrupted. You are angry. You are confused. We are back to Saturdays after this week. We had some scheduling things. We put the show out for a couple of Thursdays. Deal with it. People are dead out there. You're lucky you're alive. Gavin Newsom is...
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This is a new app where I think you self-deport on the app. The Trump administration is repurposing a mobile application originally created to facilitate asylum appointments into a way for undocumented migrants already in the U.S. to self-deport. The app known as CBP Home allows immigrants to submit an intent to depart, which U.S.
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Customs and Border Patrol says offers them a chance to leave without harsher consequences. So basically they're like, just go on the app. Just go on the app. We can do it easy or hard. Hard is we have to go get you, but easy is you just go on the app. You go on the app and you click leave. Just click the icon that says leave, leaving.
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If they don't, we will find them and deport them, and they will never return. In the statement of Homeland Security, Secretary Kristi Noem, that's the woman who shot her dog in the head. said that by self-deporting through the app, migrants may still have the opportunity to return legally in the future and live the American dream.
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Somebody told him, they're like, and then you got to say, and this is your guest, and he goes... And this is Steve Bannon. And then they have a talk or whatever. But this is what Gavin Newsom is now doing instead of running California. He's decided to do this podcast. And he might be better at this than the governor. I don't know. I would never tell someone to not follow their dreams.
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And they should say that on the app, self-deport and then return legally later and live the American dream. I don't, what is the likelihood anyone's using this app to self-deport, by the way? I mean, because by the way, I don't think they have like, I don't think they have the resources to deport all these people anyway. So who's on the app?
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Wouldn't you chance it instead of going, you're going to go on the app? And click leave. Just go on the app. And then what happens, by the way? According to DHS, the app is meant to complement a $200 million domestic and international campaign calling for undocumented migrants to stay out and leave now. This stay out and leave now campaign. So you open the app and it just goes, get out.
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What kind of app is this? It's a crazy app. Who designed that app? You open the app, and it goes, stay out and leave now. Leave now and stay out is the campaign. So wait a minute. That's the whole thing? Like, Trump's like, we're deporting everyone? It's just an app that some shitty guy in Silicon Valley created? Just some shitty app? This is all it is?
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It's just DoorDash for immigrants telling them to leave. Hey, get the fuck out of here. What is this? That's all it is. So that's what this whole thing was. He just wants to sell Teslas on a White House lawn. And then there's an app that's just, it's going to just, you're going to get a push notification to leave. You should be leaving. Are you leaving now? Are you leaving now and stay?
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And then once you cross the border, it goes and stay out. And then do you still have the app so you can track? Can immigrants track each other leaving? Is it like Venmo where you can see that I split a sandwich with someone? Is that the app? CBP Home, can I see if other immigrants, like where they are in their journey? I'm like, oh, you said you would leave, but I see on the app you're not.
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You're the dot. That dot hasn't moved. You're full of shit. I mean, what the fuck is this app? By the way, this is why the tech community wanted to get in with Trump. They're like, oh yeah, we're going to build the deportation app. Does anyone believe that any of this has any, that this is going to work at all? Submit intent to depart. View my departure and then verify departure. Make that bigger.
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View my departure. View your departure report from the... This is so Orwellian. You should download it. Our buddies here watching. I mean, this is so crazy. View my departure and then verify my departure. Departing traveler. And it's just the United States and then it has arrows going up and then arrows going down. So that's what this whole thing is? That's what the whole thing is, is just...
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This new application. That's so funny. That's so crazy. What does it say? Homeland Security overhauls its asylum phone app. Now it's for self-deportation. CBP. Oh, ratings and reviews on the App Store, 2.9 out of 5. Oh, let's go. Really bad to get an appointment. This app has several bugs that need to be corrected.
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In our case, we were a Cuban family that was stranded in Mexico with two minors since December 29th. There are four of us in total. We've been trying to get an appointment at the border for more than 10 days, but it always gives a different error. Well, that's probably by design. We have even completed the entire process. We finished after captioning.
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Even the photo tells us that there's no capacity to serve four people. Go to the next app. I mean, this is a one-star review of the deportation app. By the way, who is reviewing the deportation app with five stars? Who's like, it made, yeah, it was able to be kicked out of the country easily and efficiently.
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But I don't think, it's just like the Olympics. The Olympics isn't a bad thing, but did anyone want the Olympics? Is anyone in LA going, you know what, we're missing the Olympics? We're missing a shot put. We want the Olympics. No, no, no. People want, like, I don't know, to afford milk. And, you know, they'd like to not get, like, you know, I don't know, raped on their way out of Pilates.
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Instead of Homeland Security knocking my door down, this allowed me to self-deport because my daughter said she was pro-Hamas at Columbia University. It was an easy, efficient process. Listen to this. Bug alert. Save button from profile does not work. App. App. This is like when I select edit traveler profile, the fields on the screen are filled out. No message shown.
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When I select again edit traveler profile, the fields on the screen are empty. It's so annoying to fill out your edit traveler profile again. I mean, yeah, again, people are angry and upset about this app. This is how much we're living in a tech dystopia. These people aren't even, like, mad they're leaving the country. They just hate the app.
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That's how it all, we'll all just be reviewing an app at the end. There's no other place for any of us to go except just to review an app and go, this doesn't really work. They'll be forcing us to kill ourselves with an app. There'll be a euthanasia app. There'll be an app for those suicide pods and someone will go, you know, I got to be honest.
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I tried to get an appointment at that pod for three weeks in a row. The app just, it keeps clearing all the fields after I fill out the information. That's the world Elon Musk wants, by the way, where all you can do is review your suicide app. Because if you're not chosen to merge with AI and you won't be, then what happens?
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Then you go on the suicide pod app, you fill your information out, and you deport from Earth. If you think self-deporting from America is the only thing, you're out of your mind. You will be self-deporting from Earth, by the way. And these people are going to make it easy and efficient for you. They want to make it easy and efficient for you to end their life.
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I am telling you right now, and I like what Trump is doing with foreign policy. We got to get out of the Ukraine war. America's not the boss anymore. We share the planet with China and Russia. I know you might not like it, and North Korea, and Iran. We can't fight a war on three stages. I agree with a lot of what Trump's doing with foreign policy.
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It makes a lot of sense, even though people are yelling and kicking and screaming. On the domestic side, handing your presidency over... Handing it over to Elon Musk, who's running around with a chainsaw, potentially on ketamine, probably on ketamine, is the biggest mistake I've seen made. And this is the hubris.
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This is the hubris that allowed the Biden administration to do all the crazy things that got the Democrats thrown out of office. This is the hubris where you go, oh, we're going to run this octogenarian dementia patient, Joe Biden, until he gets out on the stage and literally dies in front of everyone.
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Then we're going to run Kamala Harris, his empty-headed secretary, vice president notwithstanding. No one knows what she did. Not even her. The hubris that allows you to make that decision is the same hubris that allows you to just hand the federal government over to a guy that a lot of people in America already hate or will hate soon. This is the fatal flaw in humanity, and that's the reality.
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It's a great line from the show Louis, Louis C.K., the comedian's show. When Joan Rivers looked at him, he was complaining about something or other, and she said, know when you're lucky. Know when you're lucky. Nobody seems to be able to do that. Certainly nobody in the political world seems to know when they're lucky. They keep pushing. Just like the Biden administration kept pushing.
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No one wants the shot put. Nobody wants the Olympics. No one cares. If it was an extra thing, great. But people talk about the Olympics like that's what's going to save the state. They're like, well, the Olympics is coming, so they're going to figure it all out. They're going to get rid of those homeless people by the Olympics. This is what people say when you're in California.
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Trump is going to keep pushing. And... People desperately want a sense of normalcy in this country. They don't want an open border. They don't want biological men competing in women's sports. They also don't want to live in a Christian theocracy. They also don't want Elon Musk taking a chainsaw to Social Security. They don't want the richest man in the world selling Teslas on a White House lawn.
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They don't want any of this. You know, most people just want normalcy. They want a sense of reality, of time, of purpose. And if the conservative party stands for anything, it should be able to give them that and slow the pace of change. It's the entire philosophy of conservatism is to slow the pace of disorienting and destabilizing change. And in fact, we've seen quite the opposite.
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We have a transhumanist with a chainsaw running around the White House screaming and yelling about the need to get rid of the Parks Department. I don't know that that's what anyone voted for. So at this point, right now, if there was an election tomorrow, I swear to God, even though she'd throw me in jail, even though she might execute me, right now, there is only one person
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who possesses the skill set to be the next president of the United States. There is only one person who has, I believe, the internal fire to be the president of the United States. And if you can defeat the monarchy, you can lead this country. So I'm endorsing, as of right now, Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, to be the President of the United States in three years. Because she can do it.
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She defeated Britain again. Single-handedly. Okay? With a couple of magazine articles and a documentary. She has within her the demon of That's needed. She can do it. I'm worried about where this administration's going. And we were all clearly worried about what the hell was going on with Joe Biden. But this bitch? Making her own honey in Santa Barbara?
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Bringing Mindy Kaling's fat ass over to mispronounce her name? This bitch has it. Sorry she does. If the presidency in America is for someone that has to, by their very nature, have turned off some of their humanity and acts on instinct to preserve the greatness of an empire, look no further than this bitch I have fully and completely changed my mind about her.
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As she goes deeper and deeper into hell and fights all of the people, including me. I'm a big critic and she doesn't care. She's undeterred. That's what you need a president to be. She is completely undeterred. It doesn't matter to her what you think of her. She is a born leader. This is true. Yet, is it based on anything? Are you wasting my time? Have you listened to me for a year? Shut up.
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They go, well, right before the Olympics, they're going to get rid of all those homeless people because of the Olympics are coming. So people are now putting their hope. in the Olympics so that they're going to clean up California because of the Olympic. By the way, there are islands of Tesla batteries floating in the Pacific, poisoning.
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You know what this world is already. You know what this world is. Okay? You know what it is. She will beat China. She will beat them. The presidency is about nothing if it's not about little moments. It's not about perfection. It's about little moments. It's about celebrating yourself. It's about loving yourself. It's about family. It's about good friends. It's about little moments.
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That's what it is. I hope our overlords would do well to remember that. If not, I fear we're getting a dose of Megan and soon. Good night.
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I mean, the things that are happening here, the marine life that's dying, these surfers are all going to, it's all going to be like 9-11. Remember 9-11? They're like, oh, the air is safe. And then 20 years later, Jon Stewart had to go and scream at Congress because they all lied and everybody died of mesothelioma or whatever. It's going to be the same thing.
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It's going to be a bunch of fucking surfers in 10 years be like, they said the water was safe to surf, and they are all going to be fucking dying because they all lied to these poor fucks. And that's all there is to do out here is to surf. That's still the only thing.
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It's, you know, you take that away from this state, from the coastal California region, these people are going to be, so they're back in the water. They don't care. They're back in the sludge lithium-ion Tesla battery water. They don't care, because what else are they going to do? Their governor just started a podcast. This is Gavin Newsom.
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And by the way, once he got 9,000 views on the Bannon app, not good. Not good. This is the M... These are the MD Foodie Boys. This is Gavin Newsom. Hello, Trump perm. I'm the governor of California. Have you ever had an avocado? What's... I got to speak about this here. because I've been watching the Musk thing with detached curiosity.
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And the reason I'm doing that is because I fully don't understand what's happening or why Donald Trump is turning his presidency over to this guy who's one of the least likable people I've ever met in my life. I've only met the guy once, and he was lovely to me for the moments that we were together. We were not together a very long time. It was one New Year's party I met him.
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But when I see Elon Musk, I don't see a likable, charismatic guy. I see probably a brilliant but very autistic, strange, weird kind of man-child running around on ketamine with a chainsaw. This isn't what anyone elected.
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I don't understand why Donald Trump, who is charismatic, who is a salesman, whatever you think of him, is turning his presidency over to this guy who's now hawking Teslas on the White House lawn. Play a little bit of this scene here. And this is obviously Elon Musk, because of all the controversy surrounding his cuts, which I think are going to be a big problem for Republicans.
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And I'm going to talk about why in a minute. But because of that, he's facing, there's protests, there's people that are like, I don't know, lighting Teslas on fire in Europe. So Donald Trump comes out and goes, well, I'm going to support Trump Elon by, I don't know, doing this kind of strange car commercial that I don't fully grasp here. And let's see what this is.
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has just stepped into the ring here as a podcaster. He's decided that Governor has not been as successful as it should be. He's now podcasting. This, by the way, he's clearly copying me. I had Steve Bannon on. He had Steve Bannon on. He's literally copying me. The governor of California, Gavin Newsom. Now, by the way, we don't, this is not what politicians should be doing his starting podcast.
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I mean, this is the problem with these people. What kind of truck would Blade Runner drive? I mean, we're just handing the whole entire world over to fucking nerds and freaks. We want the future to look like the future. First of all, the Cybertruck's disgusting. We can all kind of admit that. It's a heinous-looking car. They explode. They go into trees, and they explode and stuff.
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They're not good-looking. They don't look dignified or classy on the road. I don't know who that appeals to. Now, I understand there's man-children out there that want to fly rockets to Mars because they can't fly their penis into a vagina. Now, that's not really... You know, I don't know how to describe, you know, whatever.
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Like, I understand thinking this guy does cool shit, and I understand to some degree, like, whatever, liking that he's, you know, some type of disruptor. What is happening right now to any intellectually honest person, of which there are very few in this world, I'm maybe the only one worth listening to or worth giving your money to, to be honest. I wouldn't lie to you.
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But I'm telling you right now, this is the grossest and cringiest shit anyone has ever seen in a very long time. This isn't cool. It doesn't look cool. This guy running around the government slashing things. And then, you know, they're talking about Medicare and Social Security.
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If you look at the realignment in American politics, this has been said by a lot of people, including Steve Bannon, a lot of the people that depend on Social Security and Medicare voted for Donald Trump. They voted for a Republican. In fact, people with four-year college educations and higher than average incomes, a lot of them aren't really depending on those programs.
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A lot of them voted for Kamala. There are Trump voters that will be hurt badly. And even if there weren't, it's morally not right to eliminate. I'm not saying you can't go to waste, fraud, and abuse. I think most people would be on board with that. But cutting Social Security or Medicare, Medicaid, you have a lot of Republicans on those programs. And you have the richest guy in the world doing it.
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You're trying to make a case why these cuts are necessary. You have the richest guy on earth with 15 children running around with a chainsaw telling people why this is good. Are Republicans totally not freaking out? Is there not anybody there going, this is shaping up to be a big problem? This looks weird. This isn't what anyone voted for.
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Nobody really voted for Elon Musk to be running around the White House with a chainsaw. Is that crazy to say that this... Now, I think Trump, and I've said it before, sees these guys coming a mile away... He's a casino guy from Queens. He has political instincts. He's, you know, he's a brawler. He understands the value of building people up.
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Sometimes he understands the value of hanging them out to dry, too. He understands fall guys. We've gone over that. I fully don't know what this is. I think a lot of people don't know what it is. I think Trump likes him. He's really rich. He's the wealthiest guy in the world. He's an incredibly powerful guy. He owns an incredibly powerful social media platform.
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He certainly is a visionary guy, but this vision isn't good. This makes people incredibly uncomfortable. And by the way, increasingly, I think that's Republicans that are looking at this going, what is this? What is this? Is that the deep state park rangers? Is that what anyone thought the deep state was going into firing a bunch of park rangers? Now, listen, I'm against national parks. Truly.
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I don't care about them. I don't, I think that a lot of people go in there and they end up dead because I think, I think most people, I think a lot of people that are really over the top into nature are actually very sick and twisted and hate human beings and want to kill others. That's all. And I've said that before.
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I'm not saying you can't be into nature, but to be overly into it, I think is actually a problem. That's my own belief. Now, you have, they're slashing all of this stuff. You know, no one thought the deep state or the swamp was like veterans who were like working as a national, working as park rangers. Nobody thought that was a deep state.
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No one wanted this. No one who's sitting in an ash heap in Altadena wants him on a podcast. They want him to run the state. You just, you have a job. You have a job. It's the governor of California. That's a hard job, right? He keeps saying it is. The state's very big. It's the seventh largest economy in the world or whatever he's saying. How in God's name do you have the time to do a pod?
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Mr. Musk is still committed to his own super PAC, which has now spent $6 million to support a conservative candidate in the Wisconsin Supreme Court election next month. He spent close to $200 million on the presidential race last cycle, almost all through America PAC, which he founded last year. He's become the biggest donor in American political life and right-wing politics.
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He's the most powerful person in the world. And also, he's a guy that believes that we have to go to Mars and merge with AI and no longer be humans. And no one seems to question that. Everybody seems to go, that's cool. I mean, literally, Elon Musk has said, no, no, no, in order to defeat AI, we have to merge with it. We have to literally alter our humanity. This is legitimately what he believes.
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That's not a conspiracy. That's what he believes. Nobody brings it up. Nobody really brings it up. I don't think populism, as has been described, includes merging with machines and going to Mars. I don't think that's what anyone envisioned that populism was, by the way.
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What were you going to add there? With a Z. MD Foodie Boys with a Z. MD Foodie Boys with a Z. Very good. For all those people at Little Caesars, spell it with a Z. Alright, thank you guys so much.
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Do you guys ever feel the responsibility to back up what you say or do you just, you're just throwing out wild stuff?
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I watched the State of the Union. I was in Brooklyn at the McKibben Lofts. You don't know anything about that. They're not cool anymore, but they were at one time in Williamsburg. There were hipster orgies and people smelled bad and they were kind of annoying and it was cool. It was cool. Now it's all corporate. It's like Soho. It's a lot of rich people from France and, you know, they're kids.
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We don't love that. But a friend of mine has a spot over there and we were watching the State of the Union from Brooklyn's favorite president, Williamsburg's favorite president, Donald Trump. Is that in Bushwick or Williamsburg, the McKibben Lofts?
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Oh, enough. How disgusting is that? How disgusting. But no, it's true. It's true, actually, geographically. Listen. I've disagreed with a lot of what Trump is doing in the first couple of days. I've said as much. I don't think anybody thought the Deep State was like Park Rangers, which is who they're firing. I don't think they should fire any veterans.
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I don't think anybody who's a veteran should be fired. If you served the country, you should not be fired from a job. Und ich denke, man muss sehr vorsichtig sein, für alle Gründe, in der Steve Bannon-Interview, die Steve Bannon darüber gesprochen hat, muss man sich über die Technik der Menschen im Allgemeinen beschäftigen.
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Und man muss sich über die Technik der Menschen im Allgemeinen beschäftigen, und man muss sich über die Technik der Menschen im Allgemeinen beschäftigen. Let's talk about the speech because quite frankly this is when you see a guy who just knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing. He found a black child with brain cancer who wants to be a cop and he deputized him into the secret service.
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Yeah. If I said best breakfast cereal, Honey Nut Cheerios, what do you say to that? No. What do you mean no? No.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but it was literally, if you were not misty-eyed a little bit at that, you are sick. If that doesn't get you a little bit, you've got nothing inside. This little kid who's been through hell, who loves the police, and then Trump's gonna make him into a secret jury. If you don't know how... And the Democrats didn't get up, and they should have.
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They should have applauded for that. They should have said, we don't like Trump, and we don't agree with him, but you know what, this is pretty fucking cool. But they didn't. They all sat there. I'm telling you, this was a very heartfelt... Moment. Und ja, es ist Realität TV. Und ja, wer weiß, ob der Junge krank ist. Es ist egal. Wer weiß, ob der Junge die Polizei wirklich liebt. Wer kümmert sich?
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Aber ja, all das war wahrscheinlich wahr. Aber er weiß, wie es landet. Es landet. Scheiß wie das funktioniert. Weißt du, warum du Scheiß wie das machst? Nummer eins, es ist schön, aber Nummer zwei, es funktioniert. Es landet. The Democrats gotta find their gimmick. Where the fuck are their gimmick? My uncle opened a restaurant. They had a chicken parm, but it looked like a pizza. You get it?
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And people would cut it with the pizza. Is it the greatest thing ever? Who cares? People go, is that a pizza? No, it's a chicken parm. It opens the conversation. It's a fun gimmick. It's fun. You ever see a dish finished table side at a restaurant? They light something on fire. Is it necessary? No. Is it nice? Absolutely. You spent the money. Spent the money.
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And when you see this little kid and he's up there and this was a very heartwarming moment. Let's play it. If you don't think this is heartwarming, I don't know what to tell you. Let's play Donald Trump making this little guy... Because, again, learn from this. If you're literally in life, if you're doing anything, learn from this. These are the type of things you have to do.
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Honey Nut Cheerios, the famous B. I like, yeah, that's like, are we in like the 60s?
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Because you create these moments... And this was brilliant. The speech went on for two hours. But he had these brilliant moments. He would point at someone in the thing and go, and your daughter, they were mutilated by an illegal immigrant. They mutilated her. And now we're naming a game reservation after her where the animals will roam free and the people cry. Because it is nice.
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He goes, you're an illegal immigrant. Cannibal ate your daughter and now we're naming a zoo after her. It's gonna be the Ashley Zoo. And I'm sorry they ate your daughter. That's the type of stuff that works. If a cannibal eats a child under a bridge and you name a theme park after her, I am misty-eyed. It is good. He would point at someone and go, and look at this. Fat Bitch.
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He even pointed at this Fat Bitch. They did revenge porn on this Fat Bitch. Get that Fat Bitch up for a minute. We'll get back to this brain cancer kid. I love him. Get this Fat Bitch up. Because he said this Fat Bitch sent a photo of herself to someone and they leaked it. And then they created this... Whatever, they called the take it down act. I mean, what a shameful, how sad is that?
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First of all, we're not in the 60s. That's an ageist comment that's been made. That's ageism. Now, so tell me what you think the best breakfast cereal is if it's not Honey Nut Cheerios. What is it? Cinnamon Toast Crunch. That is very good. That is actually very good. They might have a good point there. Alright, fine. But Cinnamon Toast Crunch, here's the thing with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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I mean, they're calling this the take it down act? I mean, let's watch this. Next to Melania, who's stunning by the way, you have a Boombaddy. And someone leaked a photo of this Boombaddy. And it's called the take it down act. I mean, that's a rough act. Hold on. Watch this for a minute. But I was just saying that's a rough act to get named after you. The Take It Down Act.
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Oh yeah, I inspired legislation. What is it? It's Take My Fat Ass Off The Internet Act. That's the act. Let's watch.
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Is it the hot one or not? Who did they do the deep fake of?
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Was ist mit dem Fostercare? Oh, Melania macht Fostercare für sie. Ja, vor... Sie brachten sie in das Haus? Sie lassen sie in das Haus? Sie brachten sie in das Haus? Für das Fostercare? Nein, sie bauten ein Backhaus in Palm Beach. They put her in the doghouse. And Baron feeds her. Here's the thing. What was I saying? Go back to that kid who wants to be a cop. It was beautiful.
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But the hot one's not even paying attention. But I guess that's not new. This is heartwarming shit. This little kid is there with his dad. Let's watch it. I'll talk through it.
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This is so sweet. It is nice. And the father's clearly been in jail. And that's what's nice too. Is that you have a real face. This is a moment. He's dressed up like a cop. This is sweet. This is what works. There he is. I hope the Democrats are standing for this. I really hope they are. If they're not, they're fucked.
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Das ist sehr speziell. Da ist die RFK. Schau mal, Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Ich war in einem Raum mit ihr und einem Billionär, übrigens. Dieser Kriminal. Debbie. What a horrible face she has, Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Go back to her face. What a horrible face she has. What a terrible face that woman has. She kind of recognized me too. I was in this. Look at that face.
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Look at that terrible face she has. I was in a room with her and some other guy, it's not important, he's a billionaire, and she kind of was giving me a side eye. I think she knew who I was. What a terrible face. She looks like a Dr. Seuss character, but not one of the good ones. Not the Lorax, you know, one of the ones that suck. Keep going.
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Look, and by the way, you think the Democrats look out of touch? Who's this bitch in the pearls? Like, what are you doing? I mean, this woman next to her is like, who's her husband, the monopoly guy? Like, they have to, I don't get what's going on here, but keep, keep, keep, this is very sweet what Trump does. He makes this kid the head of the CIA.
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Every day, like, doesn't it feel after a while, doesn't it get old to you?
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Well, that's term number three. That'll be term number three, everybody. Great job. He's four more. We're on the verge of eight more. I mean, this is a show. I'm watching a show and it's great. I'm watching a show and it's great. Alright, let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. I'm watching a show and it's great. It's actually a great show. Oh, a child is getting a nice thing in Congress.
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Finally, politicians and you're a child and they're not drowning it after they've ranked it. I'm just saying, it's a nice change of pace. Do you think anyone watched the show before they let the food, the Chef's Club kids on or whatever, the food kids? I was shocked at the Democratic response. I'm absolutely shocked by this.
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The Democrats, I'm going to play a video for you in two seconds, of the person... dass der Demokratische Partei auf den Präsidenten antwortete. Was auch immer du über den Demokratischen Partei und den Republikanischen Partei denkst, ich dachte, dass das sehr unabhängig war. Because I don't think the Democrats get it.
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Let's now, I'm going to play for you, the person you know every time they do a State of the Union or a joint address to Congress, whatever, there is a response. Ladies and gentlemen, here is the Democratic response to President Donald Trump.
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Interessant. Okay. Best Fast Food overall, I say Taco Bell. Sorry, but I do. What do we feel about that?
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Ich... That's odd to me. Now, I understand that she has some good points. She's saying some of the right things, I think. But I don't know why she's doing it from a car. Where is she parked? Also, I think she killed her daughter. A lot of people feel like she killed her daughter.
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It's definitely up there. That's correct. It is up there. What else would you say is in the running outside of Taco Bell?
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That's the big problem I have with the Democrats choosing her to do a rebuttal to Trump, is the killing of the daughter. I think that leaves a bad taste in people's mouth. I'm no expert, but let's just let her finish up here because maybe it does take a turn. Maybe she's found the killer.
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No, it is a blessing to have your daughter murdered.
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The angle's odd. First off, the angle's not good.
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Because you're killing others. Of course, if you want to privately kill your child.
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McDonald's is good because they have breakfast.
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I don't think we want to live in a country where, and I've said this before on the show, you kill one child and then it's like, alright, you're done. I still want to hear what she has to say about women's rights. Call me a nut. Call me a nut. Call me a nut to my face. That's fine. You can think sticks and stones may break my bones, but I like Casey Anthony. I don't know how it goes.
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The point is this. I, this, Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017 Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017 It's odd when someone sees you in Canada eating ice cream in the freezing cold and they go, that's a horrible choice, what a monster you are. So I get it, the whole privacy thing is a problem. Now what did this woman do again? She put her daughter in a food processor.
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And anyone who eats breakfast at Taco Bell should be in jail.
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Now that's not good and I would never say, I would never defend, but here's the only thing I would say, I would say, hey, things get heated. Things get heated. Things get heated. You know, I mean, make this a little bigger, please. My eyes are going. They're not going, I'm just... Kaylee Anthony, that's very sad.
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It's her nanny, Fernandez Gonzalez, and that Fernandez Gonzalez had kidnapped the toddler, but when police investigated the apartment, they found it had been abandoned for more than 140 days. Casey also told the police that she was working at Universal Studios.
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However, when investigators took her to Universal Studios on July 16th and asked them to show her her office, Casey led detectives into the building before admitting that she no longer worked there. As it turned out, she had not worked there since she had taken maternity leave almost three years earlier. Then she was arrested.
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On July 29th, she was offered a limited immunity deal in exchange for helping find Kaylee. Prosecutors said they would not use Casey's statements to police against her. Then that offer expired. I wonder why. Um... In 2008 Meter-Reader Roy Cronk called police about a suspicious object found in a forested area near the Antony residence.
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They were amazing. And in fact, in the 90s, when they came out with the French Toast Stick, Burger King literally changed the game. That led many years later to the McGriddle. Really? There's a direct line that you can draw from the Burger King French Toast Stick to the McGriddle. Yes, I wrote my college thesis on it. I'm kidding, I didn't go to college. What is favorite ice cream flavor?
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In the first instance, he was directed by the sheriff's office to call the tip line, which he did, receiving no return call. In the second instance, he called the sheriff's office and eventually was met by two police officers. He reported to them that he had just seen what happened to be a skull near a gray bag. Was it her or not?
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The death was ruled a homicide and the cause of death was undetermined. Listen, just because this mother lied about literally everything, I want to hear what she has to say about the LGBTQ community. I want to. I want advocates, even if they've killed their kids. I do. Even if you dispose of your daughter's body in a wooded area, I want you to advocate for women and me in the LGBTQ community.
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There's nothing wrong about the right to privacy. Isn't that funny? She's banging on about the right to privacy. I mean, because it is disgusting in this country now what's happened. Because here's how bad it's gotten in this country. You cannot publicly kill your child and be left alone. That's how bad it's gotten.
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You make a reservation at the steakhouse and you get some looks at the bar just because you killed your daughter and left her in a wooded area. The tariffs, what are they affecting? Trump imposes 25% tariffs on all imports from Mexico and Canada. But maybe they're rolling back the tariffs. We don't know.
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Trump has said, whatever you're using as a tariff on our goods, we're going to use a tariff on your goods. What is this going to impact? Cars? They say fruits and vegetables, but no one eats vegetables here, really. What... What are the things most affected by tariffs? Because I'm not really for these tariffs, but I'll tell you this.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. I'm really thankful that many of you listened to my episode with Steve Bannon. We've never shied away from having controversial people on this show. We think everybody is worth hearing out. For the good of our democracy. Lots of times we platform views that I may not agree with. And today we're having our most controversial guest of all time.
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I'm going to help you right now select things based on the fact that certain things are going to go up because of these tariffs. We know this. And you're going to have to deal with it. So here's what I'm going to tell you to do. I understand. Okay. Consumer goods. Here's what's happening. Among the consumer goods that are going to be affected is toys for the children. Okay?
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Instead of buying them toys, you could kill them and leave them in a wooded area. What else is going to be affected? Footwear? Footwear is affected. Meaning shoes are affected by the tariffs, okay? Instead of wearing shoes, okay? You can buy one pair of boots, okay? And use them to trek through the woods with the body of your child, okay? What else? Fruits and vegetables?
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I say chocolate chip cookie dough. Now, no name. I want you to answer. I know this one's the leader and he kind of steers it a little bit. No name. I want you to answer best ice cream flavor. Probably chocolate chip cookie dough or cookies and cream. That is correct. Very good. McLovin, what do you say to that? I think cookies and cream is the right answer here.
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Fruits and vegetables are going up? 90% of avocados are from Mexico, so expect to pay more for them in guacamole. Well, no more fiesta nights, scum. No more of that. There's too much of a celebratory vibe with the weeknight. It should be an event. It should be special when you go out for a Mexican meal. You can't just willy-nilly mash up guacamole all the time. That's not the way the world works.
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Guacamole is a special night with your friends and family. It's not all the time. It shouldn't be. Chipotle is now going to be like, the guacamole is an extra charge of $19. Are you okay with that? Scumbag on your 30-minute lunch break. Are you okay with the $14 upcharge? What other foods? Go up, go up there. Strawberries. Strawberries are going up. Raspberries, bell peppers.
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That's a tough, tough thing, but there are substitutions for all of these things. There are substitutions for all of these things. You don't need a strawberry or a raspberry. You can have, you can vape. Vaping has the same smell as a raspberry or a strawberry. And you're getting nicotine, which is good for your brain. All the berries do is rot your teeth, you sugar freak.
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Was denkt Casey Anthony über die Tarife? Ich will wissen, was sie über die Tarife denkt. Das ist mein Hauptproblem. Sie werden den Bürgermeister, Karen Bass, wiederholen, weil L.A. gebrannt wurde. Was hat sie gemacht? Wer weiß? Sie ist nur ein unkompetenter Politiker. Du solltest sie entfernen, aber wer kümmert sich? Oh, Nicole Shanahan. Sein Mann sagte, kannst du sie auf der Show haben?
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Ich sagte, nein. Und hier ist, warum. Ich stimme mit, was sie tut. Sie sollte Karen Bass erinnern. Aber ich will nicht mit ihr und Justin Bateman sprechen, weil ich müde werde. Okay? That doesn't mean I disagree with them. I just will be bored by that for an hour. I'm not doing that. I don't know if they're right. I'm sure they are right, but I'm bored by that.
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And I like Justin Bateman, but I don't want to chat with him for an hour. You can't continually invest in what California does. Who cares? They like it. They like it when it burns. They like all the bullshit. They enjoy it. It's good. I'm sick of telling people how to live. It's such a waste of goddamn time. Don't tell people how to live. Let people do whatever they want.
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Yes, is Karen Bass a good mayor? No, she's not. But I don't know what to tell you. What are you going to do? The damage is kind of done. Yes, will it get worse? Sure. It'll be worse. But it's already done. It's already done. It's a s'more. The Pacific Palisades is a s'more now. What do you want me to do? I don't want to talk about it for an hour. I'm sorry.
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I'm not going to have them on for an hour. Recaller or not, I don't know what to say about it anymore. It's already done. It's already rubble. Wer kann da überhaupt reingehen und sagen, oh, es wird besser werden. Der nächste, den wir bekommen, wird gut werden. Es ist schon scheiße. Die Wasser sind schon... Es hat toxische Schläge, die aus dem Mountain in die Wasser fliegen.
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Cookies and cream is excellent and it is up there. What about nonchalant?
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Du wirst nicht in diese Wasser schwimmen können. Du wirst nicht in diese Wasser schwimmen können. Ich habe keine Ahnung, wer gewählt wird. Es ist ein... Geh aus dem Hell. Die Leute diskutieren immer über den Hell. Na ja, der Mayor des Hells ist nicht gut. Ja, ja, geh aus dem Hell. Geh. There's nothing to be done over there. It's the most beautiful place with the stupidest people in the world.
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I don't know what to tell you. I don't know. It's never gonna work. It's never gonna work. Move to an uglier place. Texas is an ugly place. It is uggy. But I don't know. It's cheaper. It is gross. A lot of it. But it's cheaper. Okay? The food's not as good. It's heinous. It's hot. The bugs are the size of a bird. Spiders here will take your arm off. There's snakes trying to kill you. Whatever.
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Yeah, see. Chaperon, are you going to say something crazy like black raspberry and then steer everybody to that?
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But, you know, I don't know what to tell you. There's less fires. But it's ugly. It's what it is. If you want to live around the beauty, Sometimes the beauty is just gonna burn up in front of your face. And there's nothing you can do about it. Yes, it is mismanaged politically terribly. And it will probably never get any better.
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It could, and I hope it does, but I'm telling you from living there for five years and speaking to the people, I don't believe on the horizon is a fix. I don't. I don't. If you live there, you just have to live in that space. Das Kind von, wer weiß, was passieren wird. Das ist das, was lustig ist. Es ist eigentlich das, was gut ist. Es ist so schrecklich missverhandelt. Und es macht keinen Sinn.
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Das ist das, was cool ist. Es ist cool, weil es keinen Sinn macht und jeder, der um dich herum ist, komplett aus dem Sinn ist. And some of them have like a realization for a few minutes, but they can't keep a thought in their fucking head for more than five seconds. They get distracted. By what? Avocado. Guacamole. That's all they want to do is eat avocado.
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The best thing for them would be to slap a lot of tariffs. No avocado toast. No more guacamole. No more fun. No more fun. You have to deal with it. They're too excited about this bullshit. I don't care. I can't get a... Who did they kill? Which fire chief did they kill? That big hulking dyke or who else? They killed someone. Is that fire chief that looks like Shrek still there? I hope she is.
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Christian Crowley loses bid to get her job back, winning just two votes. I feel bad for her. You know, she wanted her job back.
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She's a big beast and God love her. Let's get her up. Let's hear what she has to say in her own words. In her own words. This is Christian Crowley. She looks like she's a backyard wrestler. She's the fire chief of Los Angeles. And here she's going to speak. Put her on mute because I feel like these people don't really explain themselves as well as I. Hello. Let's see. Kristen Crowley now speaking.
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Ex-fire chief. I'm here. Mute it.
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Ich finde, er ist wirklich wie ein 40-jähriger Junge, der einfach so aussieht wie ein kleines Kind. Weißt du, wie das Mischel, der... Erinnerst du dich an den russischen Mischel, der als Kind pretendierte? Erinnerst du dich an das ganze Ding? Aber war es ein Mischel? Wir wissen es nicht. Sie sagten, es war es nicht. The point is this. That's what I think he is. Sometimes he's too old for his age.
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Alright, well that was Kristen Crowley. And I think that's a good statement she gave, because now I understand. I didn't understand. I was so confused about all of the different fire things. She kind of, in her own way, kind of explained it in a way that I could understand. I think that's so important nowadays, because you don't really hear from the people.
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Volodymyr Zelensky, by the way, Trump yelled at him, and then the next day he's like, all right, I'll make peace. He folded like a, what's that? Folded like a what? What's a thing I can say? Folded like a cheap... What is the expression here? Folded like a... Like a what? Folded like a chair is not an expression. Cheap suit? Yes, folded like a cheap suit, I think, maybe. Well...
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Let's play this a little bit. It's Trump and J.D. Vance and Volodymyr Zelenskyy and Volodymyr. And what Zelenskyy does is he goes, you have an ocean, but you're going to feel it here soon, which is kind of a threat. You can't say that to the president of the country that's giving you all this money. And Zelenskyy goes out and says that.
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And then Trump yells at him and then everyone's freaking out about this and everyone's like... Trump ist unsere Alli und alles wie das. Hört, Leute, wir müssen, es muss Frieden geben. Wir können nicht fünf Jahre von diesem Land Geld geben. All diese Leute, die, die, die, die nicht ausrutschen werden. Es wird nicht passieren. I know you'd love that. I'm sure it would be nice.
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But the reality of the situation is, it's not going to happen. And in the real world, you have to make a decision. And the decision is, you need to have a peace treaty. And Zelensky is like, well, what if Russia, you know, he said, what if Russia violates the treaty or whatever? I think, you know, what are the security guarantees and stuff like that?
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There are people, and I've heard, and there are smart people that say they want American boots on the ground, NATO troops on the ground in Ukraine to fight Russia. It's completely insane. This is complete insanity. When I hear people talk like this, I go, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you insane?
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Obama was like, this has nothing to do with our... This is not worth, our national interest is not worth committing any type of troops to the Ukraine. When he was president, he said this. This is like a new thing, that like the Ukraine, the civilized world's fate... depends on the money laundering operation in the Ukraine that they're doing. This is a completely new thing.
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That like the civilized world depends on the Ukraine somehow, which was one of the most racist and corrupt countries in Europe up until Putin invaded them and then they became, you know, Vermont or whatever. And I'm not saying it was good that Putin invaded. I'm saying we need to end this. This is a show that's gone on too long, the Ukraine war. No one wants this anymore. It's boring. It's boring.
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This is like towards the end of Yellowstone. It's like, yes, Rip is good and Beth is fun. But it's just time to move on. There's gonna be sequels. Wenn du, wie ich, am Ende von Yellowstone bist, denkst du dir, was ist mit 1883? Ich bin ein bisschen verrückt. Es werden Sequenzen geben. Putin wird Moldau überwachen. Und dann siehst du das für ein bisschen. Du lernst ein bisschen über Moldau.
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The best... The best... Whatchamacallit. The best... Pizza. Because pizza is bad now. When I was growing up, Pizza Hut used to be good. What do you think the best chain pizza place is?
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Ich habe genug gelernt. Kiew und den Donbass und Lugansk. Wir verstehen es, wir verstehen es, wir verstehen es. When Putin invades Moldova or Estonia, that's Tyler Sheridan's 1883. So there will be spin-offs. I'm kidding. I hope not. I hope not. But I'm not sending the MD Foodie Boys to fight in Ukraine.
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I'm not taking the crab pretzels out of their fucking fat little hands and make them fight in Ukraine.
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Before you pay for yet another app to manage your team, let me introduce you to Connecting. What is this?
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I'm talking about, have you ever been in war? Do you like to be in war?
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Nein, in diesem ganzen Meeting. Okay, Vance hier sieht nicht gut aus. Es ist nie... Okay, stopp es für einen Moment. Es ist nie... Es ist nie großartig. Vance muss nicht wirklich einsteigen. Lass Trump ein bisschen kochen. Ich denke, es ist ein Moment, um ihn zu kochen. I think it's a let him cook moment, as the kids would say. I think it's just let Trump cook.
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And I think Vance is kind of jumping in, all respect to Vance, but it's just not needed. Because Trump was cooking. And Trump was getting there. And Trump was killing it. He was about to kill it. And I think part of the problem with this looks like a tag team, where it was Lindsay's being jumped. You never like to see two bitches, you know, smack someone up in a McDonald's. I wanna see two.
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Especially if there's a main bitch who's beating another bitch in a McDonald's. And then in like the inner city, it's not racist, statistically it's a lot of what happens. And one bitch is beating another bitch and then another bitch and just smacks her with a hash brown. That's what Vance is doing. He's just smacking her with a hash brown.
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But Trump's kicking his head and stomping him at the McDonald's. And everyone in the McDonald's is calling the police, going, no, stop it, stop it. And the reality is, they're looking at the rest of the McDonald's, people like me that are eating a filet of fish, going, he must be aghast at this behavior. But actually, I'm going, that bitch ran her mouth.
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This is not a... This guy, he's 46 years old. This is a 46-year-old millionaire who lives in this house and he's befriended these other kids. There's no way that that's not... So, what do you say, Nonchalant? Do you agree you can't franchise pizza? Sometimes you have to. Yeah, well, sometimes you...
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And they're going, oh, he probably doesn't like this McDonald's. He doesn't even feel safe eating here. It's like, no, actually, that bitch ran her mouth. But I don't need to see the other bitch smack her with a hash brown when she's on the ground already. Because one bitch is stomping her head.
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And then there's everyone in the McDonald's like, some people in the McDonald's like, this is so fucked up. This is our ally. She's stomping on her ally because these girls kind of knew each other. Like this big bitch has all the money because she dates a drug dealer.
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And she's been giving money to the little bitch because the little bitch has been having problems with peeps from another high school. But the reality is, the big bitch goes, I can't keep giving you all this money and cred. And I always have your back, but you keep starting problems. You need to squash that beef, because we've got other problems, China. China.
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So, you have this little bitch start popping shit to a bigger bitch in McDonald's. And then the big bitch fucks her up in front of everyone to make a point. And that point is this, I'm still the big bitch. And then that little bitch who's on the floor, you see the big bitch's cousin run up to her with a hash brown and smack her in the face and go, have you ever said thank you even one time?
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That's unnecessary. That's not really the move. The move is to just let the big bitch cook, stop her out. You know what I mean? And then everyone learns and then there's peace. This sextortation is bad. They're getting... Young people are sending photos of themselves, sexual photos to Nigerians and then the Nigerians are telling them to kill themselves and they are.
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Let me tell you right now what happens at Little Caesars. Murder. Okay, people kill each other at Little Caesars. Little Caesars is always in the worst area. If I see a Little Caesars, I get on my GPS immediately and I try to get out of that area as soon as possible. Little Caesars is not put in the best area. Let's just be very honest.
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Yeah, Little Caesars is a nightmare. Yeah. The last time I was in Little Caesars, someone was giving birth. Here's the point. What do you think about No Name? What do you think? Or McLovin? Let's go to McLovin. McLovin, what do you think as a chain pizza place? I feel like I'd probably go with Papa John's.
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Yeah. We don't endorse everything that man says. But it's a good pizza. No name, what do you think? Chain Pizzeria, which way do you go?
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Yeah, I feel like, okay, breakfast. Best breakfast food. The reality is, you guys have never had it because you've never been to Long Island, New York, which is probably actually the greatest place in the world. They have something called the bacon, egg and cheese. Scrambled eggs, American cheese, bacon. You get it on a roll or a bagel. That's clearly the top breakfast food. Am I wrong?
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Das ist korrekt. Seid ihr alle in den Crab Cakes? Weil ist es MD Foodie Boys? Das ist Maryland, oder bedeutet das, dass ihr medizinische Ärzte seid? Das ist Maryland. So, was denkst du, was denkst du an den Crab Cake als Essen? Ich liebe es. I don't really mess with crab cakes. What's wrong with you?
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I think you're correct. I think you're actually correct. Do you like the crabs that you smash with the hammer? Yeah, yeah. Well, you have violence issues. Here's the thing. There's probably issues there that need to be explored. No, the crab cake is good. What about the crab dip? That's also very good. The crab dip with the crackers.
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These people have said things that I not only disagree with, but I find disgusting and repulsive. But I believe, because of my commitment to free speech, that they should be heard. They say wild things and they take no responsibility for it. At the end of the day, the Tim Dillon Show prides ourselves in sitting down with people, no matter how sick and twisted and deranged their ideas happen to be.
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You know what's interesting about you? You're on the food show. You don't eat any food. That's what's amazing. You've never had a food in your life. They bring up water. This kid goes, I've never had it. I don't like it. I don't like the way it looks. You can see through it. It bothers me. Fish swim in it. Not for me. They go, what do you eat? What did you ask me? Crab pretzel.
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That's pretty sick. Waffle, pancake, french toast. Which one? Waffle, pancake, french toast. Here's the problem. Ja. Ja. Okay. Pasta. You're eating pasta. The sauce that goes on pasta. What is the best sauce to put on pasta?
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Yeah, I like a marinara. Or like a vodka sauce is good. The answer is spicy vodka sauce. That's the best. Because it's spicy as well. How did you guys start this podcast? They're all millionaires. I feel like they're all multi-multi-millionaires.
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My goal right now is to text my friend Joe Rogan and have them sit there for three hours. That would be sick. Joe Rogan, explain to them why they can only eat. Joe Rogan will be like, steak, elk. You like elk? McLovin will go, I don't fuck with elk. It's actually a good man. It's actually a very good man. Das ist sehr gut. Das ist High Protein.
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Nun, bist du Angst, weil Robert F. Kennedy, unser neuer Gesundheits- und Human-Services-Sechretär, versuchen wird, Junk-Food zu limitieren? Er wird versuchen, du weißt, er wird versuchen, das zu tun, und das könnte gut sein, nicht?
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Du wirst anfangen, Vegetable zu essen. RFK wird alle Karotten essen, das Ding, das du nicht magst.
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The best candy, Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, yes? What? Are you nuts?
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What do you mean it's not the best? It's clearly like the most popular in America and this is a democracy.
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Here's why they're not. Number one, they're literally copying M&M's. Number two, the peanut butter cup is about ratios. It is a perfect ratio of chocolate to peanut butter. That is true. What do you say, No Name, what do you say the best candy is? Oh, Reese's for sure.
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Thank you. Nonchalant, what would you weigh in and say? Airheads. Airheads, okay. What about you, McLovin? What's your favorite candy? Rocks you find on the street? Probably M&M's. Yeah, the M&M is classic. Kek, der beste Typ von Kek. Ist es Schokolade mit Vanille-Eisung oder ist es Vanille mit Schokolade-Eisung?
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Vanille mit Schokolade ist die Antwort, die ein Serialkiller gibt. Es ist ein Schokolade-Kek und Vanille-Eisung ist viel besser.
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Ja, Rot-Velvet ist gut. No Name, was denkst du? Weigh in.
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What's the... You gentlemen are very... You've exploded recently. The show's very big. It's very, very big. Most people have to work for years and years and years to get ahead in this business, like myself. Many of you guys kind of just blown up quickly. Do you worry about the longevity? Do you worry about the plan, the long-term plan, the financial plan?
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Do you say to yourself, how do we keep it going? How do we grow? How do we stay relevant? Does it keep you up at night like it keeps me up? Because it keeps me up at night. How do I stay relevant?
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And with that, here's the program. Thank you guys for coming on. I appreciate it. Thank you. I appreciate it. No, of course. You guys have wild takes. You say crazy stuff. You don't take responsibility for a lot of what you say. You throw stuff out there. You don't care. Are they facts? Are they opinions? It doesn't matter. And...
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Interesting. Favorite restaurant? That's a good one.
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You know, I love, there's a place called Coco's Pub, which is sick. There's a place called G&M, right? They're pretty good, Maryland. So what do you think? Favorite restaurant? What do you think? Chili's? I mean, I don't know. Chili's is pretty good.
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Okay. No Name, what about you? Favorite restaurant?
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That's very good. It's very good. I like that. McLovin, favorite restaurant?
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Good for you. Well, listen. You gentlemen are great. If people want to subscribe to your channel, Show or your... Are you selling merch now? In the works. Do you have a crypto? Are you going to launch a coin like Hawk Tua? No. You're not going to do an MD Foodie coin? No. Okay. I'm just saying. We got a few friends in Miami. Help you out with that. Get a nice coin going. Some college paid for.
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Be nice, huh? Um... Do you guys think it would be cool one day to own a restaurant?
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What kind of restaurant would you own? Pizza. Before you guys leave, do you ever get in arguments with each other or do you just get along all the time?
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That's amazing. That's amazing. Well listen guys, I really appreciate you guys coming on. We are big fans. The debates sometimes get a little heated on your show. I know it can get difficult. You're talking about important issues. You're talking about serious, this is real stuff. You know what I mean? I mean, you know what I mean? I get it.
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And I think you're all very brave to kind of come out there and just say what you want. Like to say, I've never had a carrot. You know? That's pretty brave. You know what I mean? I appreciate that. And I saw an episode you did, which was a lost episode that you all did, which was an hour and it was just a discussion about the Ukraine war. And it was brilliant.
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It was actually brilliant that you did that. It was so out of, it was really out of pocket. And it was great. No Name was like, I think the Ukraine is good, maybe. I think it has a good flavor. But I also think we need money for education. So I thought that was very interesting. Thank you guys. You guys rock. Tell people where to find you.
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Alpro. Speaking of, speaking of bombs. This Snow White, get this Zegler video up. These movies, you got to stop making these big budget movies, by the way. You have to stop doing it. You have to stop with these big budget movies. A Hollywood reporter just came out and said, Gen Z is no longer watching this type of entertainment. They're all watching social media creators, YouTube, whatever.
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Now, by the way, the Hollywood reporter came out with that last week. They should have written that article in 2012, but they're behind it. That should have came out like 2014. It came out last week. They're like, do you know that Gen Z, they don't value this stuff. They like the internet. It's like, guys, how behind are you? But they're all invested in believing that truth.
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big, bloated corpse of an industry is going to continue. They have a mutual investment in it. Part of the problem is that they come up with these movies like Snow White. They ruin the movie, and then you have this bitch. I mean, when actors and actresses talk, you realize that they're the biggest losers in the world. Now, the reason that we can tolerate that is because we don't know that.
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They read words written by other people. And all of their appearances are carefully managed and choreographed. But when they go off book and they start telling us who they are, we realize they suck and we hate them. And that's what's really destroying Hollywood. Sure, there's a million reasons. But the biggest thing, these people, when...
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just given the chance completely fuck everything by talking. And if they would just shut their mouth, no one is asking these people to talk. No one is pleading with them for their opinions on anything. No one cares. But they feel compelled to.
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Because they're watching the people on the internet talk and get a following, being authentic or being themselves or being some version of themselves or whatever. That being said, these people go, oh, I'll do that. I'll weigh in. And they make a big mess. And everybody hates it. Now let's watch Rachel... Zegler here. It's just, it's, it's cocky. It's humorless.
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It's everything wrong with everything. Let's watch it.
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There's always someone side texting you. There's always someone weirdly offended in a group text about something. And you're like, no, the whole point of a group text is to talk all kinds of shit that would get us thrown in jail if it were to ever leak. That's the point of a group text. But it's not fun. It's evidence. It's mountains and mountains of evidence on somebody's phone.
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Yeah, I mean, someone has to put her in a cage. Someone has to put her in a cage. I mean, there's no other way to say it. She should not be allowed out if she's going to behave like this while she has a movie out. You have to put these people in a cage if you are not, if you cannot keep your mouth shut, you have to get locked in a cage until we put a lot of money into this film.
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We put a lot of money into this film, and if you cannot participate in the promotional rollout, we're putting you in a cage. We're locking you in a room until you learn how to be... With all my flaws. With all my flaws. I hope at every premiere, people by tick, they're all crazy. They're all psychotic. It's insane. They're all little Hitlers. Despite my flaws. I hope at every premiere.
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It's like... I mean, just... They're always acting... They're not humans. They're not people. They must be put in a cage for their own good. For their own good. Here's the guy whose dad produced a movie. You really want to do this?
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Yeah, my dad, the producer of enormous piece of Disney IP with hundreds of millions of dollars on the line, had to leave his family to fly across the country to reprimand his 20-year-old employee for dragging her personal politics into the middle of promoting the movie, which he signed a multimillion-dollar contract to get paid and do publicity for.
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This is called adult responsibility and accountability, and her actions clearly hurt the film's box office. Free speech does not mean you're allowed to say whatever you want in your private employment without repercussion. Tens of thousands of people worked on that film, and she hijacked the conversation of her own immature desires at the risk of the... Blah-biddy-blue. But here's the point.
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He's right. Shut up in the thing. You're Snow White. You're not going to save Gaza... I'm not saying she's wrong about everything she says. I don't know. I don't care. But you're not going to do it. You're just Snow White, and it's fake. You're actually not even her. She doesn't exist. You don't have any powers to save these people who are hurting.
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And this idea that you need to speak up, it's not. You don't. You actually don't. You can just shut the fuck up. You can keep your mouth shut immediately. That's what I would say. I would say the movie's coming out now, and I would get everyone in an office, and I would say, hi, so we spent all this money on this movie Snow White, It's about to come out.
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And if you open your mouth at all about Gaza, okay, or about trans suicide, I'm going to come and I'm going to kill you. I'm going to come to your house and I'm going to kill you. Do you understand that? I'm going to come to your house and I'll kill you. If you talk about trans kids hanging themselves or Gaza in the middle of the Snow White... Roll out. Here's what I want you to talk about.
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Someone's always showing the group text to other people that are not in the text. I mean, there's legendary group texts. I've been a part of some of them, but at the end of the day, you got to get yourself out of them. You have to get yourself out before something like this happens. It's bound to happen. Now, I don't even know what this was. I don't even know if I believe what this is.
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I love the movie. It's beautiful. What a story. And I'm so glad we get to retell it and reintroduce it to a whole new generation of children. And then I know you're going to want to say more. I know you're going to want to say more. And you're going to go, and speaking of children, and I'm going to go, shut up. Shut up. Speaking of children, shut up!
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Andrew Tate, they're saying he strangled his girlfriend at the Beverly Hills Hotel. I was there that week. I heard nothing. If he sends me crypto, I'll be a character witness for him. Truly, I'll be a character witness for him if he sends me crypto. I will say I was there. It didn't happen. She's a liar. I hate lying. Okay. Yeah.
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One of Andrew Tate's girlfriends has accused the self-proclaimed misogynist of choking her so hard during rough sex inside the Beverly Hills Hotel that she later alerted authorities. Oh, enough. You're very lucky to get choked at the Beverly Hills Hotel. You're very lucky to get choked at the Beverly Hills Hotel. I think it's, you know, the entitlement that people have, that ain't a cheap room.
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That ain't a cheap room to get choked at in. When you were getting choked at the Beverly Hills Hotel, you were getting choked at one of the top properties on the planet. I don't know why he doesn't go to Dubai. I don't know what he's getting into here. This is not going to be good for him. Go to Dubai. Go to Dubai. Choke in Dubai. I don't understand.
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I don't understand why you wouldn't just go choke people in Dubai.
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Tufts University graduate student grabbed off the street by federal immigration officers. Um, this is part of this, um, new push to like disappear. These people that were participating in these campus protests. Let's take a look at this. I'm not for this. I also am not for, I wasn't, let's go. Let's no one asked. No, I didn't vote on letting any of these people into the country.
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No one did by the way. But I'm certainly not for removing people that have a differing opinion. That is free speech. I don't think that's the right way to go. Do I think it's a problem that we have a lot of foreign students in America and we don't care about the American ones? Yes, absolutely I do. But let's watch this disappearance.
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that the National Security Advisor, this guy Mike Waltz, added Jeffrey Goldberg of The Atlantic to a group text where Vance, Gabbard, Hegseth, and others on Signal were talking about military plans. Number one, why am I not in it? Why am I not in it? I'm friends with two of those people. I'm friends with Vance and Gabbard. Why am I not in the text? I could be hilarious in it.
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Is this being done for America or for Israel? I mean, this is a fair question. Is the United States government now just taking edicts and orders from Israel? I think it's a fair question to ask. Does anyone feel safer with this woman off the streets? Is this the American government's... Is this what people voted for when they elected... Trump is to have a country taking orders from Israel?
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I don't think so. And now, again, I'm not... I'm sure me and this woman would disagree on lots of things. And I'm very... very much a proponent of strict, tight immigration controls, but she's a legal U.S. resident. She participated in pro-Palestinian protests as a legal U.S. resident. Her arrest follows a White House's crackdown on what is classified as anti-Semitism on U.S. campuses.
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What is this? And does anyone feel uncomfortable with this? Does anyone feel weird that anti-Semitism can now get you deported if you are a legal U.S. citizen? Is that odd? What other isms are coming? I just don't understand this. I think people that commit crimes, it's a different story. But to speak out against an ally of America should not be grounds for someone to be deported.
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And we look right now. Like, we are doing this at the behest of Miriam Adelson and the big billionaire donors that have been very good to both parties in America. I couldn't think of anything that would feed Jewish conspiracy theories more than this, by the way. I could not think of it. If you wanted Jewish conspiracy theories to kind of, I don't know, slow down...
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I don't know if this was helping. I don't know. If you think Israel has too much influence in our country, is this helping? Correct that belief. Asking. Just throwing it out there. Would this be the way if people say to you, hey, Israel runs America...
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through donors and you say that's silly and absurd and ridiculous does this happening make people more or less do they dig their heels into that belief more or less By the way, remember when for like four years you could say anything about white people? Anything. Kill them. How about we genocide the whites? Fuck white men. They should die. Let's deny them healthcare.
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But there was a few campus protests for like a month. And now they're like deporting students. But there was like years and years of shitting on whitey. And no one really cared. No one's getting deported. What about the people that said negative things about, I don't know, other countries? I mean, will you get deported if you criticize, if you're racist against Filipinos? Because I have been.
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And it's only because my godson, they told me he was Chinese because he was so little I couldn't tell. And I said, I will pay for his school. And then now he's Filipino. But I didn't know that at the time. And I would not have gotten involved. No shade. I just want high end. Chinese, Japanese. That's it. Now, I don't live in fear. of being deported because I've said things about Filipinos.
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And I don't think I've even said anything terrible. But does it seem odd to anyone that people are being put in detention for being anti-Semitic? Is that good? Do we think that's good? I don't know. I'm a gay person. If someone was homophobic, I wouldn't want them deported. I don't... Is that grounds for deportation? If someone said, I hate gay people, I'd say, okay.
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All the time I'd be funny, and I wouldn't add anyone into it. Apparently, this journalist, Jeffrey Goldberg at The Atlantic, who's a massive, you know, critic of the administration, is in this group text on Signal, and they're all texting the plans for the, what are we even? The Houthis. We're bombing the Houthis, and I'm bullish on that.
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But I don't... Is that grounds for them to be deported? Doesn't this feel like it's going to a bad place? Does it feel good? Does it feel good? It feels a little bit like we're doing this at the behest of billionaire Israeli donors. No? Yes? Perhaps? I support Israel's right to exist. I don't agree with a lot of these kids at the colleges with a lot of what they're saying. I think they're silly.
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They're kids. Some of them have some points. But a lot of them are saying things that I, too, would disagree with. The colonization crap and the blah-ba-dee-blue and the this and the that and stolen land and the land acknowledgement and America's this and that. I don't have any time for that. I don't have any time for that. This land was stolen fair and square. You steal it back, idiot.
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It's the way land is transferred. It's called stealing it. How do you think land people get it? You steal it. Okay? But I just think... You know, because I try to calm these conspiracies down. I have... Some anti-Semitic... I'm going to be very honest with you. I'm going to be very honest with you. I have... I don't know. I don't even know how many.
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70%. 70% of my friends are anti-Semitic. And I tell them, I sit down with them, I go, you're wrong about, you're wrong. You're wrong. It's not the way you think it is. But things like this, I don't know. It's hard for me because I'm always trying to correct them. They go, don't you think Israel has too much influence in America? And I go, how dare you say, you prove it. You prove it.
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And then they start proving it. And I go. So. The point is, we got to just stop with the nonsense. I probably hate that bitch. Not even for political views. I just, I don't like most people. I just think, and who's the other guy, Mahmoud... Khalil. Khalil? I'm anti-immigration. I'm Young Bannon. That's my rap name in the underground scene. But... I think we need to chill it out.
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Let's get Americans up. Everyone's up. Everyone's not up. Lots of people are down and we got to get them. I'm not for bringing, but look at this bitch. Am I scared of this bitch? Let's get that up. I don't love. I mean, I don't, we're deporting her. Let's hear what Marco Rubio says. Now, the reason I like him is because he was gay and he went to foam parties in Miami. I read it on a thing.
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Get it up. Let's go. That's where you're in the foam and you jerk someone off in the foam. Keep going. I'm sorry. Secretary of State Marco Rubio. When you're in the foam, you can suck someone in the foam. Secretary of State.
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He went to a bar where they would put foam in the back of it and people would fuck in the foam. Marco Rubio, Secretary of State. To the U.S.
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I like that because the thing about the Houthis is no one really cares. We're not committed. We're not going to be. The thing about we need to bomb someone. We need it. We need it now. We've needed it. We need it. We'll need it in the future, always and forever. We need to be bombing someone. We just need to. There's nothing to do if we're not. There's nothing to do if we're not.
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Interesting. She looks like a Sacha Baron Cohen character. Yeah, listen, and I went to one of these encampments and everyone took photos with me and was very nice to me.
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If you hate America... Yeah, I just, listen, I don't think, I don't think that we should be kicking these students out, and I don't like them, but let's... I'm just saying, if we want to correct this idea that Israel has too much influence and power in this country, if we want to correct it, stop it dead in its tracks. If we want to shut that down, I think this is the wrong way to do it.
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It's the wrong way to do it. Because I have friends. And they're wrong about it. And then I tell them. And they say to me, they go, Israel has too much, their lobby is too strong and too powerful, and it's actually causing the United States government to do things that are not good. And then I go, yeah? Well, show me some facts. And then they go do that, and I go, and I will always love you.
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I will always love you. I will always love you. And then I say, what were you saying? I didn't hear you. I was singing I Will Always Love You by the late, great Whitney Houston.
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The Pentagon's got a budget of like a quadrillion dollars. What do you do when you sit down to work on Monday morning? If you are not launching an attack at someone, there's genuinely nothing to do. There's nothing to do if you're not at war with someone somewhere. You gotta be. And the Houthis are a decent target because they move around a lot. They're on the sea. They're disrupting trade.
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United Kingdom outlaws a non-domicile tax law. United Kingdom has announced it will scrap a 225-year-old rule that has allowed many of its richest residents to pay hardly any taxes on their vast foreign earnings. You live in the UK, you have a business in somewhere else, Kazakhstan, India, whatever, you're making money, they want you to pay taxes in the UK.
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Smart people, who I disagree with all the time, like Scott Galloway and Kara Swisher are out there going, Scott Galloway's going, well, a lot of my friends are leaving the UK because you're, and I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, because they're being taxed and they don't want to pay these taxes, so they're leaving, and I'm sure that's true.
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But also, Scott, but don't you understand why you can't create something that isn't a country? None of those people feel they're not living in the UK because they cared all about the culture of England. They see it only as a financial opportunity. And when Steve Bannon says, that's no good, you all go, hey, it's a fascist, Nazi, racist.
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But the reality is, if you look at a country as only an economic zone, then if taxes go up, you get the fuck out. This is why you can't destroy a common culture and replace it with a financial architecture so that people are only participating in an economy and not an actual country that has an actual culture. I'm not saying these taxes are just or unjust.
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But if taxes are the only policy you're thinking about in a country, I'm not saying they're unimportant. They're incredibly important. But this idea, these are the same people that when I listen to them, they talk endlessly about the dangers of nationalism.
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The dangers of seeing a country as a nation that has a distinct history and culture doesn't mean that it's racial, doesn't mean that it's religious, it shouldn't be, but it's a distinct idea of what a culture is and the idea that the UK has completely thrown that out. They don't care about it at all. It is... They opened their door. London opened their doors.
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They said every billionaire, every oligarch, every... Come on in. That's why I disagree a little bit with the Trump's... The golden visas, where it's like 5 million you spend, you buy the visa. People that are spending that kind of money, yes, they have the financial wherewithal to be here in America. Maybe they're creating jobs and opportunities. I'd be for it if...
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Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Great to be back with you here. Lots of fun being had by all. Great episode with Andrew Schultz out. If you haven't seen that yet, you should check that out. A lot of people enjoyed it. Thank you for the kind words. What is going on with these group texts?
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Like it was like, build a factory here, you get citizenship. Or invest a certain amount of money here, you get citizenship. But the reality is, rich people just existing in a country doesn't necessarily make it better unless they feel some connection to it. If they don't feel a connection to the country at all, and it is simply a landmass, when taxes go up, they'll leave.
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And the people that Galloway's talking about, because my friend's going to live in Spain or Italy or whatever, wherever they're fleeing to or going because they don't want to pay the taxes. It's, yes, are the taxes silly, ridiculous? Perhaps. You have high taxes there. But one of the reasons that this is very easy for people to do is just go, goodbye.
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is because the super rich no longer care about any nation state. It does not matter to them. Their only loyalty is to a financial system that they can suck as much money out of as they can. It's lovely in Italy. It's fine in France. They'll make it work. They'll figure it out. They're going to live well wherever they go.
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So you have to stop seeing any discussion of nationalism and of culture as some type of Hitlerian dog whistle. It's not. It's absolutely not. We can discuss the merits of Hitler. It's a different conversation. I'm kidding. But the point is this. All these people... that don't seem to understand what happens when you take away a culture, whatever that culture happens to be.
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People think culture is all race or all religion. A lot of it is customs and traditions, civic institutions, expressions of, you know, the way people celebrate holidays and seasons and whatever. And when you destroy... And some of that's based in religion. Some of it's based in race. Not all of it. People from all over the world celebrate holidays.
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They're doing things. They're like lovable little scamps. I mean, they're not lovable per se. But one of them, that hot one was, remember the hot one? They compared to Chalamet, that guy. And they're doing a lot of stuff on social media, the Houthis. I think that's what they're mostly doing. I think they're just posting, really. I think they're more social media stuff than anything else.
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People from all over the world celebrate certain civic milestones in specific ways in specific countries. It might be having a siesta. It might be like whatever culture is, but when you import people from all over the world... who don't respect the culture of an area and don't care about it. It doesn't mean anything to them.
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They are only there to suck money out to put their kids in good prep schools that you cannot afford to send your kids to. And then the minute it gets harder for them to exist, they get up and leave. They get up and leave. So, you know, I think there has to be a recognition and an understanding of the fact that, like, while we shouldn't be deporting the chick at Tufts,
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You know, because that's not what we should be doing. We also need to let her know that she's not here to make America into whatever she thinks it should be. That's the reality. Sorry, you're not here to do that. Just like my grandparents weren't here to do that. when they came from Ireland. They were here to exist within a culture and do very well.
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My grandfather was very successful in that culture because he came and embraced it. And that's what people should be doing. They come here from other places. And she kind of was embracing our culture, like throwing tantrums and kind of being somewhat fat. Yeah. But I do think there's got to be a non-racist way to say just shut up and be like us.
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There has to be a non-racist way to say you have to act like everyone else. There has to be a non-racist way to say stop being different. There has to be a non-racist way to say enough with your own bullshit. Fall in line! I went to a furniture store the other day, and a guy said to me, that table's 80 grand. I said, well, that's way out of my budget. He goes, it's rosewood.
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It's Brazilian rosewood. He goes... You can't get rosewood anymore because they won't allow the trees to get cut down anymore because of the deforestation and the whole thing. He goes, so people will pay so much for fucking real rosewood. That's what it's about. It's not about the Middle East all the time. You know, it's not. It's about that life is precious and rare and fleeting.
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So we shouldn't be disappearing these people. Because I don't want to keep having these arguments with my friends. Where they're like, everyone in the government is like crazy Zionist. And I'm like, that's not true. I'm like, name the people that are. And then they start to do that. And I'm like, I come from my land down under. You know?
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It's just, I don't want to have to keep having these conversations. On a hippie trailhead full of zombie. They're like, are you going to listen or not? I met a strange lady. She made me breakfast or made me nervous. She took me in and gave me breakfast. I don't know. Is this a dangerous person? You know, are her ideas maybe not great? I don't know.
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That's what they're really doing. They're out there, like, tagging shit. It's like old school. Graffiti, fuck you, down with Israel, stuff like that. I don't know what they're actually doing. Yeah, there's the hot one. There's the Chalamet one, you know. But that's where we're...
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Yeah, it's probably a lot of Kill Whitey in there. She's probably got a lot of Kill Whitey going on. You know, but I don't think we should throw her in the truck. Make her work at the mothership. Make her work at the mothership. Don't deport these people. Make them work at the mothership. Let them see the best of America. People are now paying for DoorDash with installment loans.
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This is the hell we're in. This is the hell that the economy's gotten to. Eat now, pay later. DoorDash Klarna deal fuels concerns about loans for takeout. These fatty boonbatties cannot afford a Crunchwrap. They are literally putting it on layaway. The food delivery app and the installment lender say they're offering a flexible alternative to high-interest credit cards.
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Some social media users and advocates see it as a sign of hard times. Yeah, it's a sign of hard times if you're financing a panini. Yeah, of course it is. Of course it's... Who are the people who don't see it as a sign of hard times? I love how they're like, some people think it's a sign of hard times. Yeah, everyone. Anyone that you would tell this to thinks it's a sign of hard times.
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Who's celebrating this? Who thinks it's a good idea that you have to pay for a burrito in installments? I mean, who thinks that's great? A Klarna spokesperson acknowledged the online pushback but said any form of borrowing for food purchases is potentially concerning depending on the circumstances. Quote,
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If people are in a situation where they feel like they have to put their food on credit, that's a bad indicator for society, the spokesman said.
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Still, many people make, quote, a rational decision to use BNPL services to help manage their money, the spokesperson said, adding that the new features would be available only for DoorDash purchases of at least $35, a few dollars more than the platform's average order as of last March.
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We're focusing our attention is like blowing the shit out of them because they are fucking some stuff up on the sea for like the Chinese and for us. And they're backed by Lebanon, I think. They're a militia, but not officially. Hezbollah is the real Lebanese militia. And the Houthis are, oh, they're backed by Iran, right? And they're part of the axis of resistance. Good. God is great.
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Wherever high-cost credit cards are accepted, consumers should be able to choose a zero-interest credit product instead. Indeed, industry-wide data shows that short-term loans have become a routine feature of many consumers' wallets, particularly among young adults coping with inflation. So here's what they're saying. Order at least 35. And then you can pay.
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So not only are they incentivizing financial irresponsibility, they're incentivizing being a pig. That's what they're doing. They go, get the cake. Get the piece of cake for $6.99. It's going to take you over $35. Then you charge this whole thing. You finance it. You finance the whole thing. Get extra. Get another sandwich. You might want another sandwich. It's fine.
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The more food you buy, the better deal you get. You could just finance it. Who cares? A spokesman for DoorDash didn't comment on the criticism of its partnership with Klarna, saying their collaboration provides even more flexibility, control, and options. The delivery service noted that its users can already pay with Venmo and Cash App as well as government aid, including SNAP benefits.
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DoorDash doesn't care. It's not their job. DoorDash goes, listen, man. You're a middleman. You're just a middleman. You're a middleman. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Piggy pigs. Burrito there. You here. We got a guy going to get it to you. It's what it is. They're not making four payments to cover three tacos on Tuesday.
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Sounds complicated because it is, said Adam Russ, director of financial services at the Consumer Federation of America and Advocacy Group. I wouldn't characterize this as a solution. It's a fintech innovation that creates problems. Hey, Adam, fuck off. We're hungry and broke. Fuck you, Adam. So what? Why not? Charge it. Fuck it. People will go, why'd you go bankrupt? You go, DoorDash. I ran up.
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I owe $80,000 to DoorDash. We're going to run into that. People are going to go, I owe $70,000 to DoorDash because I charged food for the last three years to survive, and I can't do it. Now I'm on disability because I've eaten so much DoorDash, I can't even –
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participate in the workforce so now I'm in a scooter that needs to be paid for by disability and I owe $75,000 for DoorDash but by the way a lot of people and I get I've been in that position position where you just don't have the fucking money people don't have the money you know that's what it is people need to eat they don't have the money You know, I mean, what are you going to do?
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You could go to a store, I guess, and cook it. That's not American. It's not American. Think about being broke and cooking, how depressing that is. Think about being poor and in your kitchen with the thing like this, with the pan. It's not American. America is about being a delusional psychopath. It's like, that's what it's about. It's not about being a rational person.
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America's about being a nut job all the time. So, like, you order burritos, you charge them, you scream and yell in your house, you live stream to no one. I'm fucking... You coach, you become a life coach. You tell them that they don't know. Be like, it's all about the hustle. It's about the grind. They can't see that you're living in squalor, your own filth, you know.
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You're like, yeah, fuck yeah, man. I'm going to fucking crush it today. Monday. Coffee. Yeah, that's a coffee.
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and then you go nuts and then you order a burrito and then you charge it and then you're fucking completely you're 40 grand in debt you try to change your name you cut your cock off you throw it in the street you become trans you're like I don't owe that fucking money you go I think you do and you go stop dead naming me you attack a TSA agent you bite him in the neck at LaGuardia
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That's what being an American is. It's not making eggs in Europe. What? That's not it. Being an American is about going into debt, developing an alternative persona, becoming trans, and then attacking a TSA agent on drugs. Get up, Dank DeMoss. Get up, Dank DeMoss. Dank DeMoss is all of us. All of us are dank DeMoss. They came for dank DeMoss, and I said nothing.
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Death to... God is the greatest. Death to America. Death to Israel. Curse be upon the Jews. Victory to Islam is the main political slogan of the Houthi movement. So they're out there and they're, you know, some would say that's extreme. Some would say that view is extreme. Um... And we're bombing them because they got to get bombed. You can't pop shit like that and not get bombed.
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And then... And then no one let me in a car when I became 600 pounds. Dank DeMoss. This is the evidence. She's showing that she can get in a car.
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There she goes. That's what America's about. Showing someone I can get in a car. Don't you dare deport Dank DeMoss. Don't you dare deport Dank DeMoss. I don't care what she says. That's an American person. She's already been approved for the DoorDash card. She has a gold card. She's platinum. Thank the Mosses. Platinum. DoorDash. Platinum. Yeah, get a little heat. Let's hear a little heat.
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In this country? Why not? They're door-dashing burritos while bombing people in group text. Why would you not be able to do that? TimDillacomedy.com. We have no shows on sale. Fuck off. New special coming out April 16th. Shooting a crazy promo for it. This weekend we moved our Raleigh dates to May because we're shooting an insane promo this weekend.
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I'll just say it's one of the awesomest things ever. And it'll come out. Special on Netflix. Really great, great time. We had The Mothership. This is a special I'm proud of. I really love it. And thanks to Joe Rogan for letting me do it. For letting me do it. Thanks for, you know, obviously letting us use the club. Thanks to everyone who came out. It was an amazing weekend of shows.
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And that'll drop April 16th on Netflix. The streaming service Netflix. We'll be back out on the road, you know, late this year, early next year in some theaters and having some fun. But, you know, we'll just be hanging out on the internet and we appreciate everybody. And let's have Dank DeMoss play us out a little bit here.
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You have to get bombed. That's our job. As much of a pass. I don't want to be in a war, but I want people to get bombed. That's the fact. And if you don't like it, then fuck you. I want people to get bombed. Because without that, they will piss in our face. We have not made a good movie in fucking forever. We have nothing going on. We have to bomb people to just get attention now.
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There's nothing left. There's nothing left here in this country. So that's it. And if people pop shit, they have to get bombed. But we shouldn't commit troops. We shouldn't... No regime change. Stop building malls there. None of that works. Just bomb them from the skies. Rain hell on them. Whatever. It's fine. They want it. They want it. That's the whole point of it all. They do that. We do that.
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It's a whole thing. It needs to happen. No one's suggesting that it's not happening. Everyone in this government's doing it. We'll do it. Bernie, AOC, you, you listening, if you were in it, everyone would do it. There's nothing else to do. What would you do? You'd get to the government. You'd go, you go to the government. You order lunch. They go, all right, that'll be here in about 45.
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You go, cool. You wash your hands a few times. Then you're going to start drone striking people. There's nothing else to do. There is not one other thing to do. At all. Except steal a little money from old people. But... And that's... They're running out of that. So you have to bomb people. And you gotta talk about it with the other people in the government. Because that's literally your job.
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There's nothing else to do. Where's Frank? I don't know. We're bombing the moon. And you go into the text and you go, we're triangulating on their position. We're going to bomb them. And then you eat a salad. You're eating a salad while you're doing this. You're texting the group chat about the bombings. Because there's no other way. Don't even imagine.
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Don't even entertain there being another way. There's no other way. So you're bombing them, and you're sitting at your desk, and you're just ordered. And literally, you look at your secretary and go, what – What is that salad I like? It's Mediterranean. It's Mediterranean. That salad I like. But I don't want they put too much onion. I don't want that. And then she orders it for you.
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And then in the group text, you say we're going to bomb them at 2 a.m. our time. And, you know, so here's what it says, right? This is what the text says. VP, building collapse, had multiple positive ID. Pete Carrillo, the IC, amazing job. J.D. Vance goes, what? I feel like he doesn't know what's going on. Michael Walls, typing too fast. The first target, their top missile guy.
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I'm telling you, I'm telling you, and I've told you before, I'll tell you again. Get out of these group texts. They are fucking you up. They're fun when you're 23. As you get older, you have to extricate yourself from the group text, by the way. You have to severely limit your... or rather people's access to you as you get older. It's not a free-for-all anymore. It can't be.
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We had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend's building and now it's collapsed. J.D. Vance, excellent. CIA director, a good start. Some other guy, Michael Walsh, fist, flag, fire. Good job, Pete and your team. Michael Walsh, the team in MAL did a great job as well. SM, great work all, powerful start. Pete Hegsath, might be drunk. CENTCOM was, is on point.
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Great job all, more strikes ongoing for hours tonight and we'll provide full initial report tomorrow. But on time, on target, and good readout so far. Susie Wiles, Trump's chief of staff. Kudos to all, most particularly those in theater and CENTCOM. Really great. God bless. Steve Witkoff, that real estate developer who's trying to organize the Middle East peace deal.
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Prayer hands, muscle, two flags. TG, great work and effects. It's a group chat. It's people at work. It's their job. That's all it is here. It's not... I'm telling you. The problem with everything now is that people are convinced that everything is really interesting. And it has layers of meaning. And everything... And I'm a conspiracy guy. And I've even...
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I don't even think it's that interesting anymore. I think there's things that are interesting, like there's evil people doing horrible things, largely for money and control and power, and to satisfy their Machiavellian urges and sexual desires and whatever.
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But this is just a group chat of people at work, and this is what the American government does, which is just bomb people constantly all day, every day. And what, are we not going to bomb them? They're fucking with us. They're doing shit. So we're going to bomb them. Trump's right about that. Trump knows. Throw the bombs. Because otherwise no one's doing anything. There's nothing to do.
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The government is not even real unless we're bombing something. It's not even a real thing. Like, yes, do I agree with all the Elon firings? No, I think some of them are sloppy. But here's the reality. A lot of it's just not even real. Like, these people don't have jobs. They don't even exist.
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They're not even real, and they're being paid for by tax dollars to create these things that aren't real, that don't exist. So in order for our government to exist, we have to start bombing people. And then people are going to talk about it. It's just like if you worked at Chipotle. Is it the L-E at the end? Because some people pronounce it the other way. I agree. It's Chipotle. Chipotle.
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You're texting about, you know, oh, fucking, you know, that she's a cunt, that dirty bitch. People are going to get sick when she touches their food and stuff because that's that business. They hire some skank who's touching the food and you and your friends are in a group text talking about what a dirty hoe she is that she's touching the rice. That's this. That's what this is.
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There isn't more to this. And then people are going to go like, oh, well, people could have found out. Well, so what? So what? Would anyone be shocked if they found out that we were bombing people? I don't understand. I mean, yeah, I guess it's bad because then the people, we're going to bomb them.
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And you're saying, oh, yeah, but our enemies could have found this out and tipped them off that they were getting bombed. Yeah, maybe. So we bomb them again. We would just bomb them again. This should be public. This should not even be in a text. That group text should just be on Fox News as the one that goes, you know, that whatever it is on the bottom of the channel. It should just be that.
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Strike drones on target. Can you imagine all the boomers going nuts, getting excited, just sitting in their living rooms, eating lemon cake that their daughter brought them from Starbucks, and they're just going, going, the bombs are dropping. They're dropping a bomb. That's just all people. People just want to get involved. People just want to be involved. I'm not outraged by this.
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What are we outraged about? Did everyone just realize we dropped bombs on everyone? Or did people text about it? It's their fucking job. That's all it is. There's nothing... Like, imagine a job review. He goes, what are you guys doing? They go, oh, we're just... Are you not bombing anyone? No. What are you doing? What are you doing? Well, we got together and reviewed the intelligence and...
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Well, we found out that, yeah, and we're going to bomb them. Right. That's all there is to do. There's nothing else to do. That's the whole reason the government exists. That's it. It's to give people Social Security so I guess they don't have to eat cat food or whatever. And to bomb people. I just like these Houthis. I think this is good to bomb because we can't go to war with Iran.
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It's just sticky and messy. And they have allies like China and Russia. But no one cares about the Houthis. The Houthis are an expendable group of people who are just out there. And Iran doesn't really care about them. They just go, yeah, fuck shit up. And then you'll get bombed by America. And Iran's like, I'm going to bomb us. They bomb you.
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And the Houthis, this is all part of the show and part of the fun. You need groups like this. Al Qaeda, the ISIS. You need them. You need these groups of radical psychopaths who do stuff and then we bomb them. It's the only thing truly that we really understand. Everything else is kind of this weird black box of like, what are we doing? This is cut and dry. They pop shit on social media.
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For your own sake, for your own safety, for the sake of your own mental health, you cannot just have unlimited access to you. You have to. It can't be. Your phone cannot be going off every minute of every second. It will not work. You must limit access. The exposure. There's always someone in a group text who's way too into it. There's always someone in it who's not into it at all.
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They're all on social media popping shit. They're talking mad shit. And we're just bombing them. What are they doing in the Suez Canal? They're fucking around there in the Suez Canal. Yeah, because as much as we talk about it, we can't go fuck up Greenland. All those people are white. So we're not going to go kill a bunch of white people in Greenland.
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What, are we going to go into Denmark and start throwing clogs around? It's not going to happen. We got to bomb these people, the Houthis, because they're somewhere in the sea. How great is that? They're just in the sea. Starting shit.
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And a friend of mine had a theory about that, and she might be right. She's not alone in this thought that we put so much energy and emotion into the election that the holidays this year felt kind of like a hangover. because the election was such a big, emotional, momentous event for people, that once we got to the holidays, it's kind of like, who cares?
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So it's become a very contentious environment. Elon and Vivek have one set of things. Baden and Vance, I believe, have like another, and Vance is kind of in the middle because he's kind of like, he's a venture capital guy, he's a VC guy, but he also, he also is kind of this, you know,
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whatever you want to call it, America first, paleo-conservative, more nationalist side of the ticket, which wants closed borders and a lot of trade restrictions and tariffs. They want a reemergence of the American middle class. And you have Elon and Vivek, who are now in this first big rift, and it is playing out like this. The backlash...
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escalated on Thursday when Vivek Ramaswamy in a post on X criticized an American culture that he said venerated mediocrity over excellence. Well, I agree with him there. Attributing this as one reason for the influx of foreign tech workers. So Vivek and Elon are saying that companies like Apple need to recruit and hire foreign workers. This flies in the face of
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of everything that the paleo-conservative Bannonite wing of the Trump administration has said, which is that we should not be looking outside the borders of this country. We should be cultivating and developing talent. Here, companies that cannot find American talent or are unwilling to pay American talent, whatever the case may be, should suffer the consequences of it, okay?
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So Ramaswamy went on to say that he hopes Trump's presidency can start an American culture that prioritizes hard work over laziness. Tech executives have called for greater access to the widely used immigration visa, arguing that it is necessary to fill high-skilled tech and other specialized jobs.
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Elon Musk, who is the co-leader of the Department of Government Efficiency, posted on X yesterday, and a lot of people are not happy about this. This is the first big... And I don't mean a rift over, like, should Matt Gaetz be able to have a sex party with a 17-year-old. I mean, this is like, or like, is Tulsi Gabbard, you know, fit for the job? This is not a rift about a person, a confirmation.
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This is a genuine ideological difference between So this is the tweet that Musk put out there. The number of people who are super talented engineers and super motivated in the USA is far too low. That's Elon Musk. And he goes, he was born in South Africa. He's a naturalized citizen. Urged people to, quote, think of this like a pro sports team.
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If you want your team to win the championship, you need to recruit top talent wherever they may be. That enables the whole team to win. Who's the team? That's the real question, right? Who's the team? Here's another question. And this is just a... Do tech people love America? It's a fair question. I'm not saying they don't. I'm asking the question.
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Are tech people really excited... When you've spoken to tech people, I'm asking, in your life, are they... Do they love America? Is that their thing? That they adore this country? Or... Do they really, really love tech? Meaning the things that can be achieved. A lot of them are talking about going to Mars, living forever, implanting, merging with AI so that AI doesn't defeat us.
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But are they in love with America? And so this is a real question. Are the tech people using Trump to get what they want, to get government contracts, to get money. Do they think they can? And by the way, I don't think anyone's going to get one over on Trump. I think Trump has instincts that you can only have if you're a casino magnet raised in Queens, New York.
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Like I believe he has instincts about people that are, they're not, even if they, and I'm not saying it is, But if elements of the tech community are thinking that they're going to get one over on Trump and use Trump, I don't think Trump will allow that to happen. He doesn't allow himself to be used in that manner.
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I think this is becoming the first big rift where people are starting to question if the love of Trump and his policies, is genuine amongst people in tech, or are they trying to launder their ideas through the MAGA movement? Does Elon really care? Do these guys really care? Do they care about American workers? Do they care about...
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It's kind of become a big ball of who cares. It's a lot of people in pajamas, and there's being lazy. People are ordering in. There's all kinds of articles about that people just don't want the formality of of the holidays. I mean, if you look at your Instagram feed, people are just, you know, they're in pajamas, and it's very cash. The whole thing's very casual. And maybe that's good.
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the country of America more than they care about what they can use this administration potentially to do, to accomplish. Because people in tech want to do things. They have ideas. Those ideas need money. Those ideas need, you know, the permission to happen. They need contracts. They... There is a question here about like, I know tech people. I've met tech people. I've had dinner with tech people.
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Very smart, interesting. They don't talk a lot about America, to be honest. They just don't. They don't really talk about, you know, they have, they reference America. It's referenced. It's part of something. But it's not their main thing. They want to terraform other planets. They want to merge with AI. They want to live forever. They want to upload their consciousness to it.
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They're not really... They don't go on and on and on about the forgotten middle class, except to say that they should all have UBI. We should give them all crypto UBI or whatever that, whatever Sam Altman's trying to do over there where he's giving you biometric crypto when you're born so you don't have to go to work or whatever the case may be. These are all their ideas.
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I mean, Peter Thiel, who owns Endural, this is where I get killed, but Peter Thiel, who cares at this point, right? Endural, which is Palmer Luckey's company, Palmer Luckey's a right-wing guy, they're like making drones.
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And then the guy who, I forget the name of the CFO or something of Endural who's on the Bilderberg conference, it was saying recently, you could get this article, Bilderberg reinvents themself for new age. It's kind of interesting.
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they're modernizing the Bilderberg group, which is the, you know, this group of leaders and government and academia, media, private enterprise, all get together and decide which way. Yeah, that's it. The guardian. These people are basically deciding how the Western world should operate and function. And the,
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They're kind of... Because they've been shrouded in secrecy and conspiracies abound about what they're doing, and some of them are probably very legitimate, they're now basically trying to maybe have more of a friendly attitude towards the press and demystify some of what they're doing. But what caught me in this article here is that, if you keep going down, you have this company...
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Endural, which is a company that makes... Here we go. The tech luminary and Donald Trump insider Peter Thiel founded the fast-growing robotics company Endural and the booming surveillance and AI giant Palantir. His loyal lieutenant Alex Karp, the CEO of Palantir, was voted onto the board of Bilderberg a few years ago.
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Karp, who claims his company is, quote, responsible for most of the targeting in Ukraine, recently told the New York Times that the U.S. will very likely... soon be fighting a three-front war with China, Russia, and Iran. That's nice. Is that... And he's a big Kamala Harris fundraiser, Alex Karp, who is the CEO of Palantir. My question is, if you're making lots of money with the Ukraine war...
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and you believe that the United States is soon going to be in a three-front war with China and Russia and Iran, which is a terrifying prospect, would probably end all life on Earth. Let's not get in the way of the bottom line, but it would kill us all. Are these people, again, is that a guy? It's just a question. Don't be mad at me. Is that a guy...
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Who's really concerned about like the American worker? Or is this a guy who's made a lot of money in drone warfare who thinks that probably it's an inevitability that we have a major world war? This is the fight that's going on with elements of the tech community. And now it's starting to become clear that,
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And this might be the big fight within the Trump administration is like, are these tech people starting to out themselves? Now, by the way, this episode gets demonetized. It's buried. Watch. I'm saying, but who knows? Or am I wrong? Am I wrong? And are there just not enough people in this country to do any of these engineering jobs?
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Maybe we should all just live in pajamas. But it's a very casual holiday now. And it seems like that seems to be what's been decided. by people that it's going to be a casual holiday. It's not going to feel formal, which is okay. I don't know if that's good or bad. I just know that people seem to be giving up on everything across the board. It seems like it.
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And then, you know, well, then that kind of flies in the face of a lot of the stuff that Trump and these guys are talking about, about the need to have America be the primary concern. Why can't you let my dirtbag friends work as engineers? Why not? So what? They're losers. You made them losers. You poisoned us all with food. You've driven us all insane. Our families are all destroyed.
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We all grew up in broken homes. Many of us inhaled asbestos. Some of us ate lead paint chips. Some of us were members of youth gangs. Some of us were raped repeatedly by authority figures we were told to trust. Some of us ate chalupas a lot. Why can't you hire us? Why not? So what? We don't know how to work it. Train us. Are you saying my friend Ryan's untrainable?
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When he gets out of jail, you hire him. You hire him when he gets out of jail. Sorry, this is the country you now run. The country you now run is filled with people that you may find to be unemployable. I'm sorry about that. That's part of the reason you were elected. Many of those people are angry.
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But if you cannot turn my friend Ryan, in prison right now from F, if you cannot, sales, not doing, sales, but I think also did a little, but you got to, you know, got to test. If when he gets out of jail, you cannot get him a job at Apple, then why have a country? Why have a country? You should be hiring all of these people that you supposedly care about to work in your precious tech companies.
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You should be hiring them. You should walk into Waffle House and go, congrats, you all work at Google now. You all work at Google now. Put that cigarette out. Things are getting better. I'm sorry, it's just what has to happen. Vivek goes, our American culture has venerated mediocrity over excellence for way too long. Yo, of course, of course. But now you own it. It's yours. Yes.
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So he goes, a culture that venerates Corey from Boy Meets World or Zack and Slater over Screech and Saved by the Bell or Stefan over Steve Erklund, Family Matters, will not produce the best engineers. Man. So he's coming out and going, everyone should be a nerd. Everyone should be. And I'm telling you right now, they listen to this show.
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And I'm telling you right now, the tech people, I predicted this. More movies like Whiplash, fewer reruns of Friends, more math tutoring, fewer sleepovers, more weekend science competitions, fewer Saturday morning cartoons, more books, less TV, more creating, less chilling. How about more white people, less Indians? How about that? How about more white people, less Indians?
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Indians didn't come to this country. No offense. But if we're going to critique the country, how about more people that actually came to the country? and fought in those wars. Was there a lot of Indians that fought in the Civil War? I'm confused. I just don't know. It sounds like a racist point, but it's actually not. It's been made by people like Tucker Carlson and Ann Coulter.
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And if they're racist, then I'm racist. No one's racist no more. But it's my point. I understand what he's saying. I wasn't a fan of friends. I liked Frazier. I understand we need more math competitions and shit like that. But this is the type of shit that is going to eat that movement from the inside.
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He's basically going out there and saying, by the way, we need to import people because no one in this country is up to the task. So we need generations of people What is the sleep? What a weird move. No sleep, less sleepover. What about smart kids having a sleepover? This is going to be a big problemo, by the way, for them. It is because these people don't give a shit about America.
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They just don't. No offense to these people. They just don't. I know them. They don't care. They don't care about the country. It means nothing to them. I know these little dead-eyed monster kids. And by the way, God bless them. But they are not excited about America. They're excited about, like, you know, leaving Earth. What gets these people going is this idea that we can leave the planet.
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Forget America. Earth doesn't really interest them. Earth. Earth. So the reality is you have an Indian guy lecturing Americans saying that we can't hire any of you. We need to bring in more Chinese people. Is that not why people voted for Trump? So they didn't hear that? Couldn't they have heard that from Kamala Harris? Wasn't that the whole point?
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The food, how they look, the house, the gifts. It seems like people across the board are kind of giving up on these events and their attitude seems to be, so what? So what? That's their attitude. Give the kids some garbage and then sit in your house in a onesie and watch Torched on Netflix to roast to 2024, which no one's watching. I'm just kidding. Maybe they are.
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Wasn't the whole point of the Kamala Harris campaign? Was it Americans should just shut up and die in a shed? And now these guys are kind of aping that, you know? Wasn't the whole point of her campaign that dumb? I mean, that could have been out of the Democratic playbook. Americans are stupid and they can't do anything. We got to bring in other people. Sorry. So this is a big issue.
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Big issue, okay, for them. And DJ T, Donnie T, as my friend Chrissy D would say, Donnie T needs to reign this in here because, and I will be in Palm Beach next week, not to see him per se, but I'm not afraid of you tech faggots. My godson is Chinese. He's Chinese. He's Chinese. I will drone your shit. I'm just saying, I will be spending a lot of January in Florida. And here's the deal.
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I think Elon and Vivek have some very, very, very, very good ideas about reducing the waste and garbage in government. And I don't know either one of them personally. I met Elon at a party once in Texas. I think Elon's got great ideas about free speech. I think he's incredibly important. I think he's taken a reputational hit for defending free speech.
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I think it's a patriotic and American value and something that's very, very good. But whatever this messaging is has to be changed. You can't go out there and tell people that in order for this country to succeed, we have to love Screech and Urkel. I mean, I'm not saying we shouldn't have more math and science and more stuff, but we can also think the hot guy's cool.
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The hot guy can also be cool, okay? No one fights wars to have more nerds. They fight wars because there's an American ideal here, and the American ideal is not the nerd. I'm not saying that nerds aren't great. We love nerds. Look at what nerds have done for America. Isn't everything so great? Isn't it so much better now that you can door dash your Taco Bell? But...
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I'm saying that this love affair, I mean, who's this Ramaswamy character? God love him. His messaging is off in a big way. And he's got to change it. He's got to change it. Because the reality of the situation is you're pissing in the faces of people in this country who have been here for generations. That's all. Sorry.
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And if you're going to say that's racist, if you're going to say that's racist, well, then I guess people like Tucker Carlson and Steve Bannon and Ann, and I don't, I will not believe it, but it's true. I'm being true. And Cernovich here, he's right. Um, The Woodstock generation managed to build that aerospace. The one before that went to the moon. America was doing great.
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Underlying your post is that we were all living in squalor until being rescued by H1Bs. Then why did everyone want to come here? Cernovich gets, I'm sorry he won with that tweet. The VAC, the version of America, the one that used to embody unbridled exceptionalism is exactly what we want to return to. That's the point about culture, not immigration.
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And we want to return to it by importing more Chinese. And they went at Ann. When Ann said she would not elect him because he was an Indian, they went at her. But maybe we listen to a Greenwich, Connecticut wasp bitch every now and then, huh? What's amazing about this whole show is how not racist it is. That's what's amazing about them.
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That's actually, they'll study it in the history books because they'll go in, you know, you go to the Holocaust Museum, it won't be that important, but they'll come in and everyone will listen on the little things and they'll go listen to this podcast and all the little kids, it sounds really racist. And they go, no, no, it's not. It's actually so not racist that we put it in this museum.
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But we have an Indian guy. Sorry, Indians. Indian guys here now telling Americans that they're pigs and that they can't do anything. That's my job, Vivek. That's my job. That's Whitey's job. Sorry. But no, here's the reality. The point about mediocrity isn't lost on me and shouldn't be lost on anyone. But here's the reality. If your argument is that you cannot get American people to...
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rebuild this country, and that it can only be done from outside the borders of this country, you are suspect. I'm with you on a lot of what you said. Not on the veneration of Urkel, you freak. But I'm with you on a lot of what you said. I opened my show, not even reading these articles, I opened my show about mediocre. I've said it millions of times. Half of these people just ape what I say.
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It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. What I'm saying is this. You're to hire my dirtbag friends now, and you're to fucking hire them, you stupid fuck. You hire my pig friends. Hire my pig friends now. You hire them now. You bring them in now, my crooked cop friends, my waddling piggies. They come in, and you yell for them. You go, like a pig call.
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And you come in, and you feed them in troughs at Apple and Goog. You feed them in troughs. You hired a zombie apocalypse. He's mad zombie. You created him. You own him. You hire him. Now you hire him. You do it. You figure it out. Figure it out now, the pigs. You should be afraid of the workforce. They should terrify you. The rashes they have.
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I'm asking if people are watching. Remember, let me be very clear. If you invite me to do your thing, and even the smallest part of me doesn't like it, I'm going to publicly destroy it and make your life a living hell. Ask the producers at Joker. Ask these people. If even a small part of me, for whatever reason, doesn't even have to be a good reason, finds that my time has been wasted.
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You should hire people with rashes because they live by chemical plants and they have burns on their body and they can't explain how it happened. You should hire people who claim that they've been probed by UFOs If you can't make them into engineers, get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. This is a big issue. These are big issues. These are the big ones, folks. These are the big ones.
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Sometimes we report on the small ones, you know? Like everyone keeps sending me this, you know, this, oh, this pizza delivery chick stabbed someone. All right. All right. I know she. The point is this. She's delivering pizza. Who cares? The point is this. There is a fight now in this country. There is a great fight. Do we give this country to tech people?
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Do we just hand it over to them and see what they do with it? They're basically saying it's inevitable. You have to. You have to. We run everything anyway. We control it all. You have to give it to us. Okay. Is that true? Is that true? It's very interesting. Make your holidays bigger and brighter with PrizePix, the best place to get real money, action, while watching your favorite sports.
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I speak, I had lunch with a CIA agent the other day for three hours. He used to be in the CIA. They're not in it. Okay. I had a poke bowl. And they think maybe some of these are, there's a big war for satellite supremacy, where me and us in China are blowing satellites out of the sky.
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And she thought one of these Chinese satellites that got blown out of the sky was maybe a navigation system for these drones. However, these drones are still around. So maybe it's the United States. The gaslighting in the media is crazy. They keep going, you're not seeing it. It's not real. They keep saying the things you're seeing are just there. They've always been there. You're the problem.
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You're some New Jersey animal. You stand on your stoop full of booze and pills and galama. Calamari. You say galama when you're from that area. How drone fever spread across New Jersey and beyond. What the New York Times does now is just their job, and it's always been, but now it's explicit, is just to tell you that what you've seen with your own eyes is actually mass hysteria.
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Okay, my very valuable time I could spend driving around or looking at houses I have no intention of buying or all the things I spend my time doing. If I feel even for a second that my time was wasted, I will go on a scorched earth campaign against whatever you have spent years working on. I have no respect for whatever you've done.
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It's some type of overreaction. It's some type of mass psychosis. It's not real. What are they going to do? Are they going to nuke the inauguration? Because I might go. I think I'm invited. Are they nuking it? No. Are the deep CIA freaks going to try to nuke this inauguration? I'm not. I don't want it. Stop with it. What are they doing? What are these fucks doing, by the way?
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Get the drones out of the sky. It's the holidays. They don't want them to win. How far will they go? We don't know. I don't know if the Trump team knows how nefarious elements of the people who really dislike him are. There's some real problems. And I had lunch with this person who is no longer in this thing, but there's issues. What are they going to do in the inauguration?
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I might go to the, I think I'm going. Am I in danger by these people? I don't want to be. This is the only inauguration I would ever be invited to. So before you yell at me and go, oh, the political, hey, I would go to any of them and none of them will invite me. None of them.
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And now maybe I won't get invited because I've opened my big mouth, but I, listen, you got to hire my disgusting retarded friends and you have to give them jobs at Apple and Google. And that's the price you pay. It's that theater kid energy. It's like you now have to do a great show. It's like a movie where you have to do a great show with really untalented kids.
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And you get to the high school and they all suck. And you just have to grit your teeth because they're all Americans. They're citizens. You have to grit your teeth. And even though they're going to get up and they're going to go, and they sound bad, you got to go, all right, let's fucking, let's work at it. Let's work at it.
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You have to hire my disgusting moron friends who cannot, who couldn't run a Dunkin' Donuts, who don't know anything. They are community college dropouts. They are slime. They're the worst of the worst. They're amoral. They have no morality. They're amoral. Vicious. Monsters. Bloodthirsty little piglets, one and all. Drug addled, schizophrenic, nightmare people. That's your workforce.
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It's your country. You better take them. You better take them and you better turn them into Chinese people. That's the goal. You better take my disgusting friends and turn them into Chinese people. And if you don't do, it's true. If you do not turn my disgusting fat community college dropout legion of skanks, I'll call them my legion of skanks, my friends.
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If you do not turn them into quiet Chinese people, what does Vivek think where every show is going to be about Chinese people? Less friends. Why isn't everyone on friends? Chinese. Why isn't all American culture Chinese? Can you imagine friends? It's all Chinese people. Is that fun? No one talks. It's quiet. What's going on with Rachel and Ross? Who knows? Who's Rachel? Who's even Ross?
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What's happening? The guy wants a boy meets world to be Chinese people. Well, you sit down and Corey does math equations and Topanga walks in with her big tits. He goes, I don't really give a shit. I'm Chinese. It seems racist. No, it's not racist. It's actually not racist. You have to actually listen to it. This exhibit in the museum is an hour. It's an hour.
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I will publicly drag your name through the mud and the name of your family. Your children will get attacked at school and they will come home bleeding and you will go, what happened? Tim Dillon said you made a shit movie and I got jumped. I will direct the anger of this country at you.
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And by the end of it, you realize how not racist it is. Do you get it? Benjamin Netanyahu, by the way, had a very good year, and they wrote about this. He had a very good year, even though he's been accused of a genocide and people want to try him at the Hague for war crimes. He had a very good year, and I'll tell you right now, this is the power of believing in yourself. It really is.
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It's the power of believing in yourself. People can say anything they want about you, but the reality is, do you know you? People can say anything they want about... Oh, you're a bitch. Oh, you're fucking... You know what I mean? Like, oh, you talk so much shit. Oh, you're doing a genocide and killing children by the minute. But no matter what they say about you, you know who you are.
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You know who you are. So it's about having the confidence to say it's not a genocide. It's just a little fire in the desert. I mean, this guy... They went at him for corruption. They go at him for bombing hospitals. All of these things. And you know what he says? He goes, you can talk your shit about me. I know why I bombed that hospital. So you can talk all the shit you want about me, Jessica.
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But, like, I don't give a shit. Because, like, you don't know what it's like to be me. You know what I'm saying? Israel's attorney general has ordered the police to open an investigation into the prime minister's wife on suspicion of harassing political opponents. I cannot believe it. And a witness in the Israel's leader's corruption trial. By the way, can I ask a little question here?
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And I'm not trying to be difficult. Is there anything left over there to kill? I'm curious. Who are they still hunting over there? There's like one cat that they haven't lit on fire. What is left? Isn't it all gone? Isn't it all gone? I mean, is there... Does this end? This is like that joke I did where I'm like, kill them all until they're dead, and then when dead, kill them again.
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I mean, it's just like... Isn't everything... I mean, again, maybe I'm not the most educated person here. I would imagine that... After a year plus of indiscriminate, large-scale killing, there's not a ton left, right? It looks, let's get some photos up. Get some photos up, buddy, of the Gaza for the New Year. Yeah, make that bigger. This seems like the job's kind of done. No?
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Doesn't this seem, but they want to go into Iran. They want Trump to co-sign preemptive strikes on Iran's nuclear facility. This is what they want. And then all these freaks are going, and we're going to be fighting a three-front war, and here's how much money we'll make if we're going to war. And I'm telling you right now,
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I'm telling you right now, we do not need to be in a three-front war with Russia, China, and Iran. I don't know. Who do I think we are, by the way? That all of these things are going to be, like, cool. I support Taiwan. And let me tell you how far I'm willing to go. Okay? I'm telling you right now how far I'm willing to go for Taiwan. I... I don't care. I will. If China...
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All the uncertainty about the drones and whatever, food insecurity or poverty, income inequality, I will direct it all at you and whatever you've done and wasted my time with, be careful. I hope this doesn't dissuade you from hiring me. I really hope that. Because it puts a good amount of pressure on you. But I will be very clear. I will be a problem.
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tries to reunify forcibly with Taiwan, okay, I will insult them on this show. And that's it. That's where it'll end. No blood, no treasure. But I will insult them. And it'll be cutting. It'll be mean. I'll say nasty things about them. I'll hurt their feelings. That's how far I'm willing to go. I'm willing to hurt China's feelings if they forcibly reunify with Taiwan. But that's it.
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I'm not getting in. We're not doing this. We're not going to fight a war with Taiwan. We need to make chips in America, Vivek. So that we don't need to fight a war. Because if we fight a war with China, it is the end of all life on earth. I don't know who needs to hear this. What do you people think it's going to be? It's the end of all life on earth. I'm telling you, we cannot do it.
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We cannot fight a war with China. We need to chill it the fuck out. We need to chill it out. I'm president. Here's what I do. Um... You get Ukraine. Puts. You get Ukraine. Xi. You get Taiwan. And we're taking Greenland. We get Greenland. Because we're going after Greenland now. Sorry. I don't want any of it to happen. But we've got to start making deals. And here's the deal.
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We cannot fight a war with China. And if they really want Taiwan, as much as I would feel bad for Taiwan... I don't know what to do. Does anyone out there know what to do? I don't know what to do. China probably likes Taiwan more than I do. They like really like Taiwan. I don't even eat Taiwanese food that much. I don't know a ton of people from Taiwan. I know they make the chips for the thing.
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What I'm saying is this. I will be sad if China attacks them. I will say that's terrible. But I, you know what I mean? But how much more do we want from me? Or any of us? What do you want? Is that why Vivek doesn't want to hire my disgusting friends? He wants them to fight China in the South China Sea over Taiwan or something? I don't know.
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I'm just saying, what do people think we're going to do if they invade Taiwan? What are we going to do? We're going to fight in the South China Sea? We've not fought a war like that in a long time. We can't do it. It's not going to work. So all of these people that think that we have the capability of this shit, they want a blood holocaust here, and they've been trying to get one going.
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They've been trying to get one going for years. They just want everything to end. I don't know why they want this, but I imagine it has to do with, like, getting rid of a lot of the population and taking a lot of the money and resources for themselves. That'd be a guess. But it's death. All death. If it's us versus China. Over Taiwan. Sorry. They'll sell us the chip.
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China will sell us the chips when they take over Taiwan. I'm doing foreign policy now. I'm doing it. China will sell us the chips as well. China will sell us the chips as well. And I don't want any instability in the world, but I'm telling you right now, we cannot fight a war with China. I would like them to not take over Taiwan, but no one cares what I think.
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Except the people that listen to this show. It doesn't really matter what I think. We do not, we are not in the position to fight China, Russia, and Taiwan. Russia's got like 4,400 nuclear warheads. I don't understand like the world people are living in where they're like, There's no, like, remember after 9-11 when that, like, Toby Keith had that song. My neck's been red, my collar's still blue.
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I've always been here. It's the red, white, and blue. There's no more of that. We're not going to be able to play that. They'll, you know, it's not going to work. Copyright strikes and drone strikes. But my point is this. We need to calm down with those patriotic songs that make us think we're going to fight everybody. There should be a song where it's like, we wish everyone well.
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I will turn the people in the production against you one by one. I will start a whisper campaign about things you may or may not have done to an intern in a green room. I will never stop. If I feel even slightly that I'm not being taken care of, that I have been paid unfairly, that my time has been wasted. Or if I just slightly have creative differences with you.
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Your sphere of influence is yours. Do what you will and be a tourist here if you want. Come here for the holidays. Do what you want with Crimea. It's not my business.
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By the way, since we've gone to war, it's so funny now just seeing every white person is like a massive fan of country music somehow because country music was the only place over the last four years of the woke craziness that welcomed whitey. So now everyone I know is like, whether they're from Greenwich, Connecticut, they're like LARPing is like a huge fan of country music and it's disgusting.
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And I like country music, and I have a lot of respect for that culture, but there's something weird about, like, guys from Connecticut who spend the day golfing really into country music. It's just the emptiness of this particular culture that we've created. I'm not saying you can't appreciate country music, that if you're a white guy from the Northeast, the only...
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music you can get into is country music. And there's nothing worse than seeing a guy who played tennis all day at a country western bar line dancing. It's a little disgusting. There's something odd about it. But it's what happens when one cultural space says, yeah, you can come here and chill and just be white and it's cool.
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And then all the other cultural spaces go, you're a demon from hell and we hate you. And that's why all of these fucking people that I know who have zero overlapping with the country, they're all like, hey, Lordy, and it's like, guys, what's going on here? What's happening? I like country. I love James McMurtry. I love a lot of these guys. But, I mean, he's, you know, not...
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But these guys like these syrupy, like, metrosexual country stars. Like, Bo Burnham had that great bit about it, you know? But it's just interesting. There's something weird about the white culture that isn't functional. And there's something about when white people start to get confused and start, like, pretending they're, like, ranchers. Like, people do it in California.
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There is no cowboys in California, right? Okay. Take your ironic cowboy hat off in Malibu. She doesn't exist. Okay. And so you have this like dearth of like any meaningful stuff coming out because what really, I mean, it used to be like we had Nirvana, we had cool shit, but now you just don't see a ton of that. Right. Right.
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So like country music is a genuinely organically American genre of music with incredibly talented people. The other option seems to be either rap, which is great, or just this kind of pop, corporate, whatever. So I think if you want anything that has an instrument, like a guitar or any type of, it's country, right? And there's nothing wrong.
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I'm just saying it's very interesting watching that become the only cultural identity for people that I know from Jersey who leave an Italian restaurant and start blasting country music. There's something interesting about that. Many will study it. Many will write about it. And they will not credit me. They will not credit me, will they?
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It's hard to do an hour that is as not racist as what I just did. It's very difficult, actually. It's actually hard to do an hour like that that's not racist like that. But it's important that we have these fights and that we talk about these things, and it's interesting. Culture's interesting, and how things move is interesting.
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If I have even the smallest creative difference with you, I will attack the production using sock puppet dummy accounts across the internet. I will hire people in foreign countries to spam videos Every corner of the internet until the consensus has been reached that you and your project are a failure and should never work again.
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My friend's leaving the golf course and then jamming out to country meet. Something's going on. It's worth noting that. I'm not saying it's good or bad. It's worth noting. You got to notice things and go, huh? Huh? Interesting. Why do they feel some kinship? Why do they feel like the only soulful music they have is country? There's no doubt country music's amazing. I love a lot of it.
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Dude, George Strait and fucking Brooks and Dunn. All these people are amazing. Toby Keith, all these guys. Dolly Parton, Loretta Lynn, whatever, right? Who do I really like? Fucking... Martina McBride. All these people are great. They're all great. It's not a knock at all on country music.
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It's just an interesting cultural moment that people are finding that's the only soulful thing left that isn't just a real, like a viral marketing campaign. A lot of other music feels... Of course, a lot of the people that I know are finding the least soulful country music, as they would... But it is interesting. It's worth noting that that's... But it's always kind of happened.
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I've always seen these people like Mohegan Sun in Connecticut in like a country western line dancing bar because they don't have any cult. Connecticut's like a dearth of cult. Connecticut's just about being really rich or I don't know. I don't know what it is, but they don't know what it is either. Lobster and butter on a roll. They don't know, so they're just like, hey, hi, because they have no...
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I find inauthenticity very offensive. Most people don't. Most people love it, and they market it, and it makes money. I find it kind of... Because what inauthenticity often leads to is a problem. If people have no clue who they are, They have no idea.
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This is the thing when you rip culture away from everybody and go, no, we're going to replace it all with one corporate bland monoculture that doesn't serve anyone's needs or make anyone feel connected to their environment or their history. We're just going to replace it and then you can all go insane at the pace of your choosing. That's why I find inauthenticity interesting.
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So when I just see these guys leaving golf courses and, like, the only thing, they're just really driven to this country stuff, it's kind of interesting. Like, huh. Huh. TimDillaComedy.com. We've added a Sunday late show in Irvine, Orange County, one of the worst places to do comedy in the world, Orange County. It's really retarded people. I'm kidding. They're good people. I love Orange County.
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I love the boats and stuff. The Irvine Improv, we've added a late show on Sunday. Go watch Torch the Year of the Rose, Torching the Year, and hear about stories from 11 months ago that you may or may not have remembered. But it is funny. And remember, as I leave, as I go, I would just let a general warning to all who seek to work with me. You're in the scope of my gun.
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If you work with me for any reason you are in the scope of my gun, it will be the slightest thing. You'll go, that guy didn't even seem mad. It'll be the slightest offense. The slightest offense will set me off like you have no idea. I will triangulate the campaign of powerful forces that begin to rob you of the agency you feel like you have. You feel like you are in control. You are not.
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I will slowly and methodically take everything you care about away. Your children will be afraid to go to school because the other kids are attacking them because I have said your project has ruined the world. So just know that. And by the way, but here's the flip side of that. I'm kind of fun to have around.
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If I even feel for a second that you were mean to me at the coffee truck. While I was getting my coffee, if you were dismissive of me at the coffee truck, I will begin a nightmarish campaign against you. It will be like nothing you've ever seen. CIA level manipulation. And again, I don't want you to not hire me because of that. I want you to involve me in what you're doing.
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Just make it good and treat me nice. And that's why I will say Torched was very lovely. I have no problem with the people at Torched. Is it the greatest thing ever? Hey, you decide. You decide. But it was fun to play that dead guy who got shot, and I like Netflix for doing that, and thank you.
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So I have nothing bad to say about them, but that's no indication that the next thing I am asked to do will not result in a full... It's the last episode of the year. So that's... I'm just putting it... I'm laying my cards on the table. Okay? You know? Much like Amy Schumer did when she found out Nikki Glaser was hosting the Golden Globes, she ordered this drone attack.
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This is what's happening right now. This is the actual reason for the drones. Amy's got the drones over the Beverly... Whatever that's called. The Beverly... Where did Whitney... Not Whitney. Whitney Houston. Where did she check out in the tub? That's where they have the Golden Globes, isn't it? Where Whitney Houston drowned in the tub. The Beverly... Wilshire? No, the Beverly... Hilton?
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The Hilton family owns it. And then... Yeah, yeah, the Beverly Hilton. Where Whitney Houston drowned in the tub is where they have the Golden Globes. I hope they do a memorial... To her, they bring out the tub, the golden tub. What if someone sings from Whitney Houston's tub? Is that how Nikki should start the Golden Globes? In Whitney Houston's tub that she drowned in? And say, hello, everybody.
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I've been watching Nikki do her jokes and she's crushing all over town. She's one of those comics I really love to watch. I think she's just amazing. And we wish her great luck. And I think she's going to murder it there. And I will be hosting the Golden Corral Awards where we reward homeless people for their level of creativity and ingenuity during this time. That's what it is.
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There's a rift happening right now on the right, and it involves tech and it involves immigration. Elon Musk, who just came out in favor of Ozempic and Wegovy because he's gotten to be a little bit of a fatty boon batty. And he's saying, wait, those drugs are good. And we know who is it, don't we? So we're seeing infighting. Now there's no one left to fight with.
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You got to realize the Trump people like to fight. The whole thing's about fighting. The entire ethos of the thing. Trump is a brawler. He's a masterful politician, but he's amazing on the ropes. He punches. He's great. He's a fighter who you cannot count out. He keeps coming back. But also, it spreads throughout the organization and all of the people involved.
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are trying to curry favor with Trump or emulate Trump by also being very aggressive. And so here's what's happened. The Democrats now obviously have lost. And they seem pretty incapable of mounting any type of, you know, reasonable...
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or whatever you call it, whatever you want to call the people that are in opposition to things that Trump wants to do, the Democratic Party hasn't figured out how to do it because they need to, as I talked about a few weeks ago, burn the witches.
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A lot of these media types that are not really good at putting out this message, it's this weird circular firing squad where every podcast is like, how did this happen? How did this happen? Who's to blame? And they just fight about how it happened. And they are how it happened. You are how it happened. The people talking about how it happened, you're how it happened.
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really feel like it. And I am talking to people with large families and beautiful homes. This is not one of those like being a bitter guy things. This is taking the temperature of many different demographics of people and across the board, I would say people were kind of feeling the same thing that it just felt less like Christmas than it had.
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You were the guardians of the message. You were to bring that. You were the media surrogates. You failed. You did a terrible job. You're not good at what you do. You need to fall on the sword.
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This is a beautiful Japanese custom, which looks at, you know, we have a very negative attitude about unaliving here in America, but in certain cultures, they believe it is, you know, somewhat necessary and actually a way to kind of atone. There was a Japanese guy who fucked up a plane. The whole plane went down, and then he seppuku, out, you know, because it was great shame.
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We're off on a tangent, but the point is that what I'm saying, I'm not saying everyone in the media should take their own life. I'm saying turn the mirror on oneself, yes? Might be good. Well, how did it happen? Well, it's disinformation. No, it's you. You suck and we hate you. Everyone hates you. No one believes that anymore, that people can hate them and be right anymore.
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People might hate you and be correct. There's a real theater kid energy that got unleashed in this country and it's infected every part of it. And as somebody who was a genuine theater kid, meaning I was in real things, not like my high school theater, I was an actor as a child. Acting theater, it's a brutal blood sport and it's supposed to be mean. And the people who make it
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have to suffer through the indignities of failure to get good. That's why they're good. The theater kid energy that got unleashed, I don't know if it was glee, I don't know what to blame it on, but it happened around the 2010s. What started to happen was everything in this country became a recital of Everything became about you. It's about me. It's about me.
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And you were cheered on no matter how big the chasm was between the talent you thought you had and the talent you actually had. We had to cheer you on. We had to clap and say, good job, good for you. And then, you know, just showing up is 90% of that. No, it's not. No, it is not that. What is that quote? It's 90%. It's nothing. Showing up is almost nothing. Stay home.
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And what happened was it has infected everybody. It's not only... the hordes of talentless garbage people that were forced to endure in entertainment and media. It's a political consultant. It's just a celebration of mediocrity. And how dare you suggest anyone is bad at their job? How dare you suggest anyone is terrible at their job? That job means so much to them. They worked so hard.
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They didn't. They didn't. But it's the theater kid energy. It's this idea of like, I am here to be, you know. And it's like, you suck. Some of you are terrible and need to stop. And no one will tell you. It's an act of love. It is an act of when your child gets off that stage, it is an act of love to sit them down and go, honey, this ain't for you.
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It is an act of love and parents will no longer do it. I know the biggest losers in the world. Thank you, Lord. Somehow I do. Biggest losers in the world. Thank you, Jesus. I know a lot of the biggest losers in the world. And they're all united by the fact that their parents heap praise on them for nothing. Oh, you got a flight to San Diego. Good for you.
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It's good for you that you... We celebrate... The media of mediocrity and it's people's by sit your children down and tell them, no, tell them, no, you are not good at this. The other people in the, in the thing were better than you in the play. They were better than you. I don't know why you're bad at it. Maybe it's your innate ability, or maybe you don't practice.
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Maybe you don't take anything seriously. You're a goofball. but you're not good at this. And if you keep doing this, you're going to live a lie. I want you to tell them this. I don't care if they're nine. Do you want to live a lie? Look at me. Look at me right now. Do you want to live a lie? Because you're lying on that stage to everyone.
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You're telling them you should be there and you shouldn't be there. So all these Democrat surrogates who are terrible at what they do, they're annoying. They're like bad. People hate, they're making people hate the Democrats even more because of them. and they will not exit stage left. None of these people will leave. They will not go. They will not go find honest work. Go find honest work.
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Panera's a great honest job you should have, many of you, that are out there in the Democrat media space. You're terrible. You work at Panera. You love to work in class so much? Go make French onion soup with them, because you suck. You're bad. And now... So the Democrats are just fighting about whatever, who to pin this loss on. The Republicans now have no one to lash out at except themselves.
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That's like a really big – So who is Brigitte Macron?
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There's something interesting about the idea that if you can sell people on this. then what else could you sell people on? If this is the case where this woman who was Jean-Michel Tragneau, they've put the entire French press to sleep. And they've done this with the help of a... a kind of PR guru in France. A gangster.
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was really like watching your content and then he's, this thing's blown up in France. And you know this.
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So it's your belief that you've got Emmanuel Macron who goes through this program. He's selected at a very young age to basically be some type of Manchurian candidate. And then at some point – Jean-Michel Tragneau becomes Brigitte, who then becomes a teacher. And then... To further groom. He was groomed by Brigitte. There's no question. Right. And then Macron is 14, Brigitte's 40.
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And then they begin, at what point do they begin a courtship? I'm like confused.
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Every woman I know likes people that are usually their age or a little bit older.
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By the way, what happened? Remember the Me Too? Remember all the concerns about all the things like this? Mm-hmm.
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fall of the parameters of an inappropriate power dynamic? Just a little bit.
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No, and it's being talked about by so many different people Because you've waded into a lot of things recently where you have a perspective that a lot of people don't have. But as soon as they start listening to you, they start going, wait a minute. Whether they agree with all your conclusions or not, the general consensus is that you're on to something. Yeah. So, and...
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For example, people, oh, anti-Semitism or this, that, and the other thing. But there is a prominent Jewish person that you are helping that no one else is helping.
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There is a very prominent Jewish person who you are actually helping that no one is helping. And that person is Harvey Weinstein. And you have... looked over this and have, have come to, I don't want to say a conclusion, but you're certainly leaning in the direction that, that we don't know the whole story.
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It feels like an incredible stretch to say that somebody who we know abuses power and was not acting in a moral or upstanding way or was probably aggressive and did things that nobody would support should just be... convicted on the basis of a general vibe instead of a specific set of provable allegations, which I think is where you landed on this.
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Yeah, I was a juror on a murder trial, and they, at one time, they were like... You cannot bring up other things this defendant did. Exactly. We are trying this defendant on these set of allegations and nothing else. Right.
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Yeah. And how does he feel that— one human being on earth is trying to shed light on this case.
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And he denies that. He says, I am not a rapist.
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He got them, the tickets, by the way. We watched the Kevin Spacey doc. And it was these guys who were like, well, he was inappropriate. But then I went to his apartment. It's like, what are you doing? What are you doing? You're trying to get something. And fine. But then you can't turn around and go, this guy ruined my life. Because it does feel like there is a fair amount of like,
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you know revisionist history or monday morning quarterbacking again not you know harvey weinstein we're not saying it's like you know you know the moral paragon of whatever he's not justin baldoni like it's not a case where you're like this guy was just such an amazing person no of course but people got into that one too yeah that one really got me angry i kind of was i'm not even i was kind of barely paying attention to that one yeah because i'm kind of like
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I paid attention a little bit to Depp Heard, and then I felt this was kind of a Depp Heard sequel. Oh, it was so much worse.
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And what was the motivation for Blake Lively to do this?
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What was interesting about this thing, I mean, you go on this, I mean, I don't want to call it a treasure hunt, but you go... You go on this really exhaustive trip, this research into Brigitte Macron, who, by the way, a lot of people in France agree with you. Oh, they know. Of all political stripes.
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You gotta listen to it because when Candace goes through it.
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I've actually petitioned for you to get an award from several Jewish organizations. The ADL. We haven't heard back.
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But when you go through this, what's interesting is that I'm weirdly Hollywood adjacent. I've done like one movie. It was like the worst movie ever, Joker 2. Shout out to everyone who ruined that. And I said, everyone goes, are you thinking I'm mad at you for saying how bad it was? I go, what am I going to do? I make a living with my fucking mouth.
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I'm like, I'm going to lie and go, no, it's great. It's great that the Joker's doing show tunes. Isn't that what everyone wants? Yeah. Isn't that what everyone wants is show tunes? So I was in one movie, and again, I'm plugged in, but you from the total outside, this is what's very interesting.
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As somebody who's really in the outside, you see things better in a lot of these situations than people that are in it because you have this detachment where you can go, wait a minute, what's going on? Where you're like, because I just heard, I'm like, oh, I guess there's some weird, I didn't think he was like super guilty, but I'm like some weirdness on set, whatever, kind of ignored it, move on.
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But you're like, no, no, no, this was a complete attempt to destroy this man's life. Yeah, it was bad. Put him in the hospital.
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Because he's being told by people, just don't say anything.
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Everybody knows things about Taylor Swift. I will say no things that Taylor Swift and her mother have left messages on other pop stars' phones threatening them.
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A morning show for America would be Candace and Tim in the morning. We lead with the person who's, she's just done a little better, let's be honest, in follower counts and exposure. And I will tag right along. And I mean, first of all, thank you for doing this. Candace and Tim. Candace, oh yeah, for sure.
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Yeah, but no, but listen, the reality is I heard- She's vicious. Vicious.
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And by the way, gay people, a lot of people are like, one of the journalists who looked into this was a gay journalist. A lot of people are like, yeah, something's up here. Something's up.
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She's a long pattern. She's that role she played on Gossip Girl. She is. Yeah.
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Well, here's what's interesting, and this is what I think is this connective tissue that you have between a lot of the stories you're doing. One of the things I think that fascinates you, and it kind of fascinates me and it's interesting, is what can you get people to believe? This I feel like, from consuming some of your content and watching your stuff, What can you pass yourself off as?
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What can you get people to believe? How – because here's what I think. Correct me if I'm wrong. There is a part of you that obviously we disagree with what people are doing. But you almost got to give it to them in a little bit. You're impressed by the elaborate – and the production value of it, even though it has gaping holes in it where you go in and go, wait a minute, this is wrong.
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But I've always been amazed at what could get sold and how it's been sold.
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you know think they know a lot know very little and it's very surprising to me. I've met people that have gone to the best schools and they have risen to positions of prominence in society. They're not unintelligent. They're incredibly capable. They're savvy in their own business. They're tremendously competent. They've made vast sums of money. They are incredibly sharp.
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But if you take them out of that world and you just ask them to process some of the things that we've talked about today, they're at a complete loss.
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Giving a big bag of money tends to work too. That also – A nice expert book and a big bag of money works. And listen, there are obviously people in society that know more about things than other people. There are people that are – trained in a degree in a field, but then there's also a lot of people that are bought, are being controlled. I'm in politics, yeah, I know. Are you kidding me?
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Because... What do you say to people that go, Candace Owens, rabidly anti-Semitic, sees Jewish conspiracy theories everywhere. There is that...
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There should be a way to acknowledge that there's a human toll of that war that is, you know, I think is becoming... I was supposed to say again, I'm not an expert. No, of course. But I mean, listen, at the end of the day, I think... the vast majority of people look at that situation and say, this is terrible. It's unsustainable. We're supporting it. We're funding it. It needs to end.
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And, you know, some people have caught more flack, more flack than others for saying it. There's clearly anti-Semites. There's clearly people that believe whatever, the Holocaust denial, whatever. There's clearly people on that side of the spectrum. But there are also people that are pointing out – you know, a very real problem with, like you said, the massive infanticide. That was my crime.
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Well, that's the other thing. I think in the beginning, a lot of people were like, yes, let's look at. the way police behave. Right. And let's look at the way they behave in, in minority communities. Let's look at the way they behave across the board. Um, we're a free country. We have a second amendment. We have people that have guns, uh, you know, are, are, are free, have autonomy.
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And if the, you know, police are going to have to also understand how to treat people that are, you know, Americans. Right. So I think a lot of people were like, let's take a look at all of that. And then it went so overboard that, It went to defund. It went to abolish.
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And so... I had a war with the Red Mango Frozen Yogurt. It got very intense. And I believe I was... Was this a troll, Red Mango? No, no, no. This is a real frozen yogurt company.
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Yeah, we just started attacking. I don't know how it happened. But we both were not at our best.
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It's such an odd story because what it does, what's very interesting about the story to me... There's many layers to it. And what it really calls into question is, how much do we know about the people who run our lives? Nothing. So this is what's really interesting to me. These people are introduced at some point as the best option to lead whatever.
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Well, it's interesting. Like, everybody's like, everyone's like, I don't know, there's this weird, like, I, you know, I explained this the other day, and I was like, Iran's this, like, boogeyman that I've heard about since I'm nine. And me and my friend are always like, when you take hostages like Iran did in the 80s or whatever... You're just on the list forever.
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And everyone talks about going to Iran. Now, we've done this. We've seen this movie. We know what happens when we put Western troops in a Muslim country. We decapitate the leadership. We install a new government. It's met. We know what happens. This isn't like a mysterious thing. Like, what's going to happen? How will this work?
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we know what's going to happen and we still seem to be marching towards it. Yeah. And I almost wonder if some of this defense department stuff that's happening and maybe Pete, Pete exit is having a cocktail every now and then. I don't know. Um, that's,
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a possibility, but there's also a possibility that there's a lot of people that there's some turmoil because people want to move in the direction of war with Iran.
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I think one of the reasons Trump was so popular is that people knew him for 30 years. Love him, hate him. Multiple wives, this, that, and the other. People say nasty things about him. People adore him. But they know him. He's not, you know, certain people, Bill Clinton is governing the smallest state in America and is then thrust into the spotlight.
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A lot of the interests overlap often, right? Always.
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Yeah, well, I think the Saudis complicate the picture slightly. Right. They complicate it slightly, but I would say that there's almost always overlapping interests, right? The Saudis complicate it a bit, but it does seem like there is kind of a... It's kind of a movement now in America to basically try to understand more about the dynamics that enable certain decisions, I think.
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They are marching in the streets. They don't want this war. It's not Israelis. We're talking about governments. Our government sucks. We're talking about governments, intelligence agencies. I think there's a lot to be said for the people, a lot of them in Israel who are going... We think Bibi Netanyahu is corrupt.
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We don't want to expand the borders of this country. And the people of Israel are suffering. And Jewish people around the world are potentially suffering because of these actions. Because of the unnecessary conflation.
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Barack Obama, a lot of people on the right wing just emerge and they become, you know, a household name immediately. We don't know, no one is doing a lot of research into the backstories of any of these people. Right. And when we do, you're being attacked. It's the craziest. I'm like, what is happening?
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And it's understandable that, you know, seeing anybody get dragged from a rave into a tunnel is a crazy, horrible thing that everybody.
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would you know it condemns and says 100 percent and then you always get the initial reaction like i and so i i completely forgive and excuse that and i there's no one that i would say and like after 9-11 this country went around and did a lot of things that i don't think made us safer and in fact put us in a in a bad position financially we gave up our freedoms we tortured a lot of people that were innocent we killed a lot of people that were innocent
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We have to take our belts off at TSA. Our shoes off. All of that stuff. And we're innocent. And we didn't do anything. We didn't do anything. And now we get treated like criminals. A lot of soldiers gave their lives. So I think there's an understandable rage and reaction that people have. But from our own history, you can see that it did go too far.
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Threat level was orange and then red. Yeah, and weapons of mass destruction.
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Where is Trump in this? Where is the Trump administration?
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And it's not you and me. It's something that I woke up to. We're maybe similar ages. I'm 40. I don't know. I don't know if you're talking about your age. You don't have to.
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Happy birthday. I absolutely will. Yeah, thank you. I absolutely will. Get her a subscription to the free press. No. Barry Weiss. No. Don't even get me started. Did she tweet my special? I tell Barry, I go, if you want me to support whatever you're doing over there, I need more than a free tote bag. I like Barry. But I said, I want to read her article.
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She gave me a free subscription to the free press. Her article wasn't included. I had to upgrade. So I'm just saying. That answers my interest, what it is. But here's what I'll say. We learned this. We watched our friends go to war in Afghanistan and Iraq and die. And we watched a lot of people. We watched the 10 counties around Washington, D.C. become the wealthiest counties in America.
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They don't have significant natural beauty. They don't have tons of resources. it wasn't the location of Wall Street or Hollywood or the country music capital. It wasn't any of that. It was just, you know, kind of humdrum, plain Jane suburbs that surrounded this nucleus of power. You know, McLean, Virginia, Langley, Virginia. Why? Why are they so rich? Right. So they got really rich and...
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Veterans came back and had no health care. Veterans came back and their suicide rates were off the charts. Veterans came back and couldn't get housing. They were ignored. They were put on ice. And then we watched... Tons of people that worked in military adjacent fields, the defense industry, things like that, become incredibly wealthy.
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And that to me I feel like was a lesson that a lot of people in my generation learned.
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And that's why we're vocal. A lot of people are unlearning it.
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But you make me sick. I dressed up as her years ago and she still holds it against me.
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No, yeah, people get in their feelings and stay there.
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That's E-T-H-O-S dot com slash chim. What I find fun about a lot of this stuff, when you're talking about these things, you enjoy what you do. I love it. You like what you do. I really do. I like what I do.
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You're not afraid of people you disagree with. I don't think you strike me as someone who needs to be siloed in a thing where they never engage. You seem to engage with a fair amount of people who disagree with you. I love it. You don't mind it.
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Yeah, I think there's also multitudes. Everyone contains multitudes. There's people that are – I think people call me liberal friends that I have. I live in New York. I lived in L.A. A lot of my friends are – Most of them are wealthy. I spend most of the time with people whom I use for things. And a lot of them happen to be liberal.
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And I tolerate their personalities because of the homes they have. The boats. Yeah, you gotta... You know what I mean? You gotta get out to Montauk in the summer. Yeah, you can't. I mean, I'm gonna tolerate this for nothing. Let's get on a boat. Tell me about it on a boat. Tell me about the non-binary kid on a boat. Now...
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Speak of the wind, you can't even hear. Yeah. But I'll tell you this. I love my liberal friends. I love my conservative friends. I'm like in this weird miasma in the middle. I don't know what I am. I believe in, you know, I believe in pedophile cults and lizard people. I think I'm a centrist. That's centrist now. So that was a big tweet I had many years ago.
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But I think that you have a lot of liberals calling me going, Candace Owens. I'm fucking listening to Candace Owens. They go, you know, she made all these points about this thing. And they're going, because I think a lot of people are sleepwalking. And it's not always their fault. They got kids and did this and did that. And they got a job.
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And they're like, they're just, you know, they're getting battered. Like when you're landing in a plane. and it's turbulent and you're just getting battered and you're getting hit. I think that's why a lot of people are in life with so many responsibilities and things, and they're getting battered by information. This guy's bad. This one's good. This is a rapist. This is the president of France.
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I play my position. I know the deal. Candace and Tim. I fully know my – I fully play my position. I show up. You hand me an index card. I'm good. That's good. I go for sure. Yeah. Okay, good. Great. You know, I wanted to tell you a fun story that I think you'll like. I know that you probably – you know your reach, but I think it surprises you sometimes. I was at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
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He got engaged to this woman. She was 40 and he was 14, but it was sweet. That one was sweet. This guy was a Hollywood movie producer. He's the devil. And I think people just go, okay, sure, what, left, right? What I think you've done is kind of reset the table a little bit.
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This is the new me. It was the 9-11 response and all of that. We, our generation, didn't ever trust the government the same way again after that. after weapons of mass destruction, Dick Cheney and this, that, and the other thing. And then I think for a lot of people growing up, it was COVID.
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And, you know, I think it's about trying to, you know, retain a sense of, because there is a lot of information. I think it melts people's minds. So I think it's about like, you know, kind of trying to stay sane while processing a lot of it.
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We had you on in 2020. We had you on in 2020. I had you on my podcast in 2020. People were angry at you. People got really angry with me and I said, we wanted to platform a marginalized woman of color. And then it was Candace Allen. I thought, fun bit. And fun bet. And Candice came on and was great. And then people got really tight. And people were like, I cannot believe that.
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I was like, I just don't see the value in... like not engaging with people. And I think that that, I felt like we put that aside after this period of insanity, this moral panic that we were in. And I think a lot of people, and that doesn't mean you're gonna agree with everybody on everything. You won't. People are individuals.
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But I do think that you are going to be more open to certain things than you were, and I think it's not gonna be as easy. People aren't lining up on the left or the right as neatly As they did.
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It's very easy to find at least a few photos of somebody. Cheerleading photo, maybe.
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Well, I've done all these things to promote my special and CNN and Fox and all these places have asked me, do you guys consider yourselves a new establishment? And I'm like, all right.
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So 19 intelligence agencies, the full force of the federal government, the Wall Street Journal, the Washington Post, the New York Times, Harvard, Yale, Princeton, all the Ivy League schools, the Council on Foreign Relations, all of these different organizations, public, private, all these groups. Versus four podcasters? No. I don't think we're the new establishment.
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I think that's a very silly way to put it. I think you ran an unpopular candidate on a platform that America didn't want child sex changes and an open border. And you went hard on those issues and you wouldn't move an inch on open border and child sex changes. And I think Americans rendered a verdict on that. I don't think it was.
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And you also tried to run a dead guy and then replace him with an unpopular vice president who we didn't even know. No. And she ran on a platform of joy. So you could blame it on Theo Vaughn and Joe Rogan or Andrew Schultz. You can blame it on anyone you want. I had the VP, nobody blames it on me. I advanced, no one cared.
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I read all the articles, I'm like, yeah, they're gonna, and they're all like, it's never me. I'm like, but I advanced, but no one cared. But it's never me, I never get the flag. It's always everyone else. They're gonna come for you now. You shouldn't have crossed for me. Yeah, yeah, that's a good point. But this is a morning show. I do think if it was a sane country, we would have a morning show.
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Isn't that right? Take that first photo. But you also go into this thing. And by the way, you know, some of this is, and you've just, when you're doing this, the sense of humor, I don't know if you know how funny it is. It is, I mean, it's laugh out loud. And I meet the staff at these hotels. We're all just watching.
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Yeah. Candace and Tim. That's right. I'll do that. I'll do that. Absolutely. I'm telling you the only person we need to pitch it to and his name is Harvey Weinstein. Harvey Weinstein wants to get him out of prison.
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If he gets out of prison, this show's a reality. Yeah, it's a reality. Candace Owens, everyone, where can they find you?
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I'm so happy we did this before because I know you're going on a maternity thing.
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When there's a Malibu mom talking about banning food dyes, Candace is always near. I'm there. I am there. Candace Owens, everyone. Thank you again. You are so welcome. Thank you.
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And people like the richest people in the world, like, hey, our room services, we're like, can you relax? We're on episode three. There's six episodes. We have a lot to do. But it's very funny you delivered this stuff. First of all, this idea that really struck me about this whole thing was number one, she gets together with him, he's like 15, right? It's already weird. It started weird.
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It's already like a huge problem. It's like you're 40 and he's 16.
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Huge problem. But then it is, this is what really makes me laugh. It is, and Candace, you gotta, if you haven't watched this, you gotta watch it because she handles this in a very funny way. It's sold that this is like a voluptuous model that like is on, like no one could resist this woman.
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Like every guy in class is gonna be looking at this woman going like, this woman is voluptuous and really attractive and like she's just a- Claudia Schiffer. Claudia Schiffer.
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And then the photos come out of Regina McCrone and immediately you go, they're lying about everything. Like everything's a lie. Like you see this and immediately you go, wait a minute, hold on. Everything seems to be a lie. We've all seen beautiful women. We know what good-looking women look like. There's nothing wrong. You know what I mean? It's like, this isn't a voluptuous French.
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Something's very wrong here. And then you start and then you do this amazing job of because there's a lot of people that have looked into this in France. And they've been defamed and sued.
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And they didn't care who's writing about this. They're going after everybody. And it's weird for a story with no legs or for something that's completely untrue to Why would they be detaining people?
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A French guy who checks me in all the time goes – get over here. I thought there was like a problem in the hotel. I didn't know what was going on. I thought there was a leak in the room. He goes, listen, he's whispering in the lobby of the hotel. He goes, are you watching the Candace Owens expose right now? And I said, yeah, I kind of a little bit. And he goes, Oh my God. He goes, I'm from France.
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What do you think... The reaction is in, I mean, the palace to when this line of inquiry starts coming from you, from someone in America with a massive platform, are they panicked?
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No, if they call again, you're going to get this on Netflix. If they call again... Stop calling pregnant Candace. No, of course. Please. Now, you go through this whole thing. This opens these interesting doors, right? Now, a lot of people... You find yourself in the subterranean world that most people don't know exists, right?
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Where you have intelligence agencies and these programs, things like MKUltra. Now, some people do know about this stuff. Some people are, you know, really well educated on this stuff. Some people have a passing familiarity with it. But they were mind control programs that were in America. They were all over the place.
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And these were programs that were utilized to turn people into essentially slaves that could be programmed to do things. Whether it was assassinate someone and not remember why or who told you to do it. Right. Or be a sex slave. Or perhaps in a Manchurian candidate fashion, run the government. Run a country. Run a country.
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He's not smart. And when the traditional press is looking into this and they're finding similar things to what you're finding, how are they presenting this idea that this kind of like empty suit of a guy is like failing upwards?
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And he goes, Oh, I believe it's true, and he's like, I know people who've seen weird stuff, and we just started giggling like schoolgirls and talking, watching Candace Owens, because you've now become this wild investigative, you do these deep dives into stuff, and it's really wild, and it was just really fun to me that this guy, who's just checking me into a hotel,
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I always imagine Vladimir Putin finding that out. And almost being like, the CIA is not even trying.
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It's so crazy. I do feel that way. I often picture Vladimir Putin. It would be installing Khloe Kardashian to run the Ukraine.
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I don't know much about Miss Rachel. I haven't consumed much of her content. My godson, who is four, I don't think is a Miss Rachel fan either. I don't know. I don't know what he watches, but I don't think it's Miss Rachel. I don't know what's going on in that household. to be quite honest.
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But Miss Rachel has come under fire recently because she does content for children, singing songs, things like that for kids. And Miss Rachel has come under fire because she's spoken out for the children of Gaza, right? who are being starved to death and killed, bombed and stuff. And Miss Rachel... Something's wrong with her, this woman. I think she's... I don't know what's wrong with her.
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She's, like, mad at this. What? So, Miss Ra... Yeah, I know. I know. So, this woman... is, like, doesn't understand, like, why all these kids in Gaza, like, do have to go. Like, all of them. She doesn't get it. She didn't get the memo that, like, these are not blameless children. They are part of a very, very dangerous terrorist organization.
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And they have to be... And I mean, there's people that are coming on saying this, by the way. Dr. Einat Wolf is out going. Hamas represents the genuine desires of the Palestinian people. Another guy just came out, and we'll play him later, saying that, like, hey, there's not really anybody innocent over there. There's no such thing as innocent people. And so... And of course...
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So it's odd to me that Ms. Rachel is not figuring this out. She's like just looking at these kids and going, why do we keep killing these kids? And there's always a good reason for children being killed. Oh, literally always. And it bothers me when people make it simple. Like people make it really simple and it's like the world is not that simple.
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When I see a child being killed, the first thing I do is step back and take a moment. I take a moment and I think about history and And I think about the layers and the complexity, the ins and the outs. And that's what I do. Miss Rachel, this dumb bitch, by the way, she sees a kid being killed and is like, stop it. Stop killing that kid. And I'm like, wait a minute. Why don't you read the book?
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So the way to deal with that is not to go, what the fuck are you talking about, you stupid bit? Like, the way to deal with it is to go, oh, yeah, I don't think you realize X or Y or Z. It wasn't to, like... you know, fly off the handle and call her, like friends of mine were really angry at her. I had friends of mine text me, how the fuck did she, guys, she doesn't, she doesn't know.
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How about some study? When I see a kid being killed, I immediately open a book. And I begin to read the book and I'll find the answer. I don't know where chapter three, maybe chapter 12, but I will keep reading the book. I do a lot of this when I see a kid being killed. I do a lot of this. I do a lot of, hmm, hmm, hmm. Interesting. What is happening? What is this?
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So she is, you know, understandably saying, ignorant of the need to... You know, there's always a reason... We're not just running around killing kids unless it's a necessary thing to be done. Right? I mean... So this whack job, okay... To make some political point, I don't want to see politics when I'm watching a children's show.
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Now, Miss Rachel is politicizing her children's show with Hamas propaganda. Let's take a look. And by the way, this is not for the faint of heart. I'm telling you right now, I watch this, I was in disbelief at how sick it is. I was in literal disbelief. This is one of the sickest and most insane things I've seen in my life.
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This is an American mother engaging in Hamas propaganda with a member of Hamas. She brought a member of Hamas on her show. Let's take a look. See if we can get a little volume there.
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with a girl who lost both of her legs in Gaza. And again, you might think that's wrong. You might think that's wrong from the comfort of your house. You might not understand why it's right. Because as Douglas Murray would say, you're in the comfort of your home. People in the Western world, in your cul-de-sacs and your suburbs, don't understand why that girl's legs needed to be off her body.
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Do you understand that? Maybe you're confused. You better get the memo. You better get the program as to why she needs to have no legs. But you'd understand that if you weren't so goddamn soft. See, everyone in the West is soft and they can't understand why we got to kill children.
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They don't get it because they're too comfortable with their Chipotle bowls and their fucking, I don't know, whatever else they got. They're fucking, I'm trying to, you know, here's the thing. I'm trying to think of like a regular midsize car, but I haven't had one in so long that So I'm trying to think. A Kia with your Kias. That's one of them, right? Yeah.
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The point is, everybody in our country is soft and doesn't get... Get her out of here. Get this propaganda out of here. This Hamas propaganda. Elon Musk is out of the White House. I told you it was going to happen. I said it was going to happen. You doubted me. You yelled and screamed at me. The Doge era kind of ended. Elon Musk said, I'm going to save all this money.
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He said, I'm going to save $2 trillion. I don't know what they saved. A couple of pens. I don't know what kind of spending they even got to. He wasn't going to go through the Pentagon. They would have killed him.
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She read a few articles about podcasts and then did this interview. She's not a student of comedy. She's not a scholar of comedy. She doesn't understand a lot of the topics that she's talking about. Or there are gaping holes in her understanding of certain things. And if I can correct her in a nice way, that's the way to do it. That's the way to do it.
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And he couldn't touch entitlements like Medicare and Social Security because a lot of people in Trump's orbit were rightly, including Bannon when I had him on the show, were like, the Republicans are going to get clobbered in the midterms if you allow Elon Musk to hack up these entitlement programs like Social Security.
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Bannon, though, came out and said everything changed for Musk after Trump publicly denied that the CEO would receive a secret China briefing. This is kind of interesting. Bannon, you could feel it. Everything changed. The fever had been broken. Bannon told the magazine—this is a piece in The Atlantic—
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regarding the litany of concerns raised about the scope of Musk's influence within the federal government. And that's the thing. Musk realized, I think pretty quickly, that there was a ceiling to what he was doing. Donald Trump's not going to hand the presidency over to Elon Musk. It's just not going to happen. These tech guys do well to remember to stay in the shadows.
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That's where they made their money. That's where they made their fortunes, by the way, in the shadows, tucked up there in Cupertino, up there in Palo Alto, up there in Silicon Valley, where nobody knew what the hell they were doing. That's where they thrived, by the way. away from public scrutiny, hanging out with their friends. They did not thrive in the public eye. They don't know how to do it.
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That's not what they're good at. They need to stay away from biological entities. It's not good. It's not good, and they figured that out. Musk came out with the chainsaw, you know, at CPAC doing Tesla commercials on the White House lawn. It looked cringe. It looked bad. It didn't play well. Yeah, get up the photo of him with the... Yeah, I mean, this just, this isn't it, right? But he tried.
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He tried. Then he went, I have become meme. He tried. He thought it was going to go a lot better than it did. It didn't really work. But that's okay. He's got a company. Goes back to his company. They said incorrectly that Elon Musk is going to the Pentagon tomorrow to be briefed on any potential war with China, Trump said at the time. How ridiculous. China will not even be mentioned or discussed.
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So I think what basically happened was Elon Musk was kind of riding high. He got into a very, you know, pretty publicized fight with Scott Besson, Trump's treasury secretary, who can himself barely speak, and And Elon and Scott got into a fight about who would lead the IRS. And eventually Elon's choice was defeated and they chose Besant's choice to head the Internal Revenue Service.
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So Elon was like hitting walls. And then there was this idea that he was going to get a briefing about China, who Elon has a lot of business with. by the way. And there's a lot of people that do not trust Elon. I don't know Elon. I met him one time. So I'm really not an expert on Elon Musk, only to say that his public-facing behavior is a bit ridiculous and absurd.
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But I don't know what lurks underneath that. Maybe it's nothing. I don't know. It seems... It seems kind of a black box. I don't know, but there are people that believe he's owned by the CCP. There are people that believe that he's, you know, a problem.
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He's being controlled to some degree, whether through financial interest or other means, that he has a, you know, he's certainly has a very favorable view of the CCP. I don't know about him. Then I have people that know him personally. decently well and they think he's a genius and, you know, just wants to help us all become AI and, and go terraform Mars, which I think is a lovely idea.
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Lovely thought. So I don't know. I just know that. Remember that by the way, the future of your life will be things that'll be, it'll feel like something that, was the entire reality of the world, and then a week later, it won't even... Like, you'll talk to somebody, you'll go, remember when Elon Musk, like, ran the government for three weeks?
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And I think she probably left that interview going, okay. Because her premise is that comedy is owned by Joe Rogan. And the podcasts that are... the ones that Trump went on and Vance are the only podcasts that exist or are the biggest. And that's simply not true. Comedy has people from all stripes. A lot of them are very successful.
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And then two months later, it'll be like it never happened. And then you'll be like, remember tariffs? And then a month later, it'll be like it never happened. You know, remember when Trump and Zelensky and Vance got in that fight in the Oval Office? What? It's over. Remember when Trump yelled at the South African guy about genocide? You didn't even know that happened.
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You didn't even know it happened, but it did. He brought the South African president in and he goes, why are all these white farmers getting killed? And the guy's like, what? I'm not doing it. But that kind of ambush White House fund that they're having, it's a reality show. The entire country now is a reality show. People are getting owned.
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It's like the beginning of The Real Housewives where they all have a catchphrase. People have catchphrases and nicknames. People are getting owned. People come in. They have a big storyline. Elon, Doge. Then they vanish. What happened to them? They're gone. It's become a reality television show where stories pop up and then they disappear and Things are unbelievable.
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There was a Navy ship, a Mexican Navy ship that crashed into the Brooklyn Bridge. It looked like it was an old clipper ship. The Mexican Navy was doing some type of like, I don't know, like a regatta, like here we are. And then it crashed into the Brooklyn Bridge and a couple of people died. Here, play this a little bit.
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Yeah, stop it. Here's my question. Why is the Mexican Navy on a training mission in the East River? In an old clipper ship? And then why are they crashing into the Brooklyn Bridge? Let's watch a little bit more.
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The ship reversing... We'll move on here, but... Here's a little dirty secret that the insurance industry may want to keep under wraps. Insurance companies profit by holding onto your money for as long as possible. So after an accident, they might do whatever they can to deliver or deny your claim. This way, they can keep those profits going.
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With Morgan & Morgan fights hard against these corporations to make sure you get every dollar you deserve. When in court, the insurance companies want jurors to think the at-fault driver is the one paying the verdict amount. Meanwhile, it's really the insurance companies who are covering the cost.
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When a Morgan & Morgan takes on a case, they're almost always going after the big insurance companies and not the individuals at fault. Morgan & Morgan fights hard for their clients, and these corporations know that. Our recent client in Pennsylvania just received $29 million. Insurer's best offer was $500,000. Another recent client in Florida received $20 million. Last offer was $0.
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That's ForThePeople.com slash Tim or dial pound law pound 529. This is a paid advertisement. This is just what I mean. There's so many things that are happening in succession that That you can't focus on any one thing. And as you ask a question... this horrible thing just happened with a couple in Washington, D.C. that were attending some type of humanitarian function.
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It was a Jewish woman and a Christian man or something like that or two Jewish people or one Jewish person, a Christian, but they were this lovely, good-looking young couple that were gunned down by some lunatic and they were attending some function. And that'll be out of the press in 48 hours. Because we just don't have the capacity to really focus on any of this stuff or what any of it means.
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A lot of them, people have no idea who they are because everybody's siloed in their own bubble and You know, I tell people all the time how well other people are doing, and friends of mine are shocked. I go, you know that guy's doing this? And they go, what? What? Because they're not in that. It's not in their algorithm or on their feed. They're not being exposed to it. They don't know.
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The scariest thing, by the way, is not that these stories are ephemeral, which means fleeting. I know some of you struggle. It's not that we don't remember these things. It's that we can't analyze what any of them mean because they just vanish. They evaporate. And then we're all just sitting around like, wait, what happened again with that? What was that?
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It's my job to keep track of this bullshit, and I don't even know half of it. I'm like, wait, what? Who? So this is terrible. There's an Israeli embassy. A young couple worked for the Israeli embassy. They've been shot dead outside of a Jewish museum in Washington, D.C.,
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And by the way, it doesn't do anyone any good to be a psycho on Twitter saying they deserve to be killed or it was an inside job or something like that. This doesn't help anybody. Doesn't help anybody for you to say that stuff because that's not your job. That's my job. Why in God's name would you say it for no money? No, I'm kidding. We don't know anything about this.
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All we know is that they clearly didn't deserve to die. Obviously, they're human beings. By the looks of it, they're pretty good human beings. We cannot co-sign the murder of innocent people It is not good. We cannot do that. It is the way civilization unravels to just blindly co-sign the murder of innocent people. It's fucking crazy. Stop doing it. Stop trying to minimize it. It's not good.
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It hurts your own case. When you celebrate the death of innocent people, it could be one person, two people, however many people, it's not advancing anything in a positive way. Truly, you know? That doesn't mean you can't look at the circumstances of something and put it in a context of history. But none of that context should ever mean that it's okay. It's not good. I started the show with that.
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When something horrible happens to somebody, your first goal isn't to go to the library and get a book, by the way. It's to say, stop this from happening. This shouldn't happen. It's not to go, well, let's think about it. Let's think about it for a minute. And then everybody's like, well, World War II, what about World War II? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. This isn't World War II.
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That's how you shut all of those people down immediately. You just go, oh, thanks for that. This isn't that. Well, in World War II, would you have been one of the people? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's not World War II. That isn't what this is. Everybody always tries to make it into World War II. Well, it's actually a clash of civilization. Stop it. Stop it.
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We cannot celebrate, excuse the murder of people. It's completely fucked up. It is. Here's a story that gives me hope. There's certain stories in the country, I got to be honest with you, that make me sad. Many of the ones we just talked about today. There are stories that I think about, and I believe that this country may come out of this, malaise, and survive.
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Texas mother aids son in planning school shooting in exchange for him babysitting his younger sibling. This tells me that we are still a country where people can do great things. We're going to play this in a second. But when I came across this story, it filled me with the type of kind of nostalgia. I grew up in an era of school shootings. It filled me with an era...
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of nostalgia because the family in this country is under attack. It is. We know it. We know it. We know it. We feel it. The family is under attack. And here's a family fighting back. Isn't it nice to see a family fight back? When the family is under attack, the family fights back. So this is his son and his mother who plan to fight back. against the forces that are trying to tear them apart.
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And actually, it's why our country exists. So before you get on your moral high horse, I want you to watch this. It makes me tear up. It's beautiful. From CBS Sunday Morning.
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Amy Poehler has a tremendously popular podcast called but a lot of people don't even know she has one. But now they're doing all those rankings, and you go, oh, Amy Poehler's got a really popular podcast. The Midas Touch is a very popular liberal podcast with these lawyers who are brothers or whatever. But a lot of people wouldn't know what that is, but it gets a ton of downloads.
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Freeze frame on this. I'm not going to have this mother attacked. No, I won't do it. I won't do... I'm not going to have this mother... Mother is the most sacred and precious thing on earth. The mother. Okay? I'm not going to have this woman attacked. She is a mother. And...
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I'm not going to have her attacked, and I'm not going to automatically assume because her face is covered in tattoos and teardrops that she's some type of criminal. I'm not going to assume because she has purple hair and, uh, what... maybe considered gang tattoos on her neck, that she's a criminal. And I want everyone to give this mother the benefit of the doubt.
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I haven't even heard the details of the case, but off this photo, I'm, hello, your honor, the jury's reached a verdict and it's innocent.
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I'm withholding judgment. I'm withholding judgment here. This is a free country. And she bought her son ammunition and helped him plan a school shooting because she needed to babysit. She needed a babysitter for the younger siblings. What about the dad? JK, JK. But listen, I'm withholding judgment. I'm not going to run around and just to convict this woman because she did any of this.
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There are reasons here. That she did it. There are layers. There are many historic. We got to put it in the context. Got to put it in the context. Of the history. And of the political. The socioeconomic. There's a lot. You might go wait a minute. Stop buying your kids bullets. Shut up. There are many ways to look at this. We can't just make these judgments. We have to zoom out. Zoom out.
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Think about this.
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You know, this whole idea that four or five podcasts... were the deciding factor in the election is a very convenient belief. It's not true. I said it the day after the election I recorded from Miami. I said it. No one's going to buy this. No one's going to buy that Theo Vaughn swayed the course of human history. I love Theo Vaughn, but you're putting too much pressure on him.
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I'm just saying. And by the way, congrats to our friend Kevin Spacey, who just got a Lifetime Achievement Award at the big film festival, the Cannes Film Festival. God bless. I mean, he did the promotion for my special, I'm Your Mother, on Netflix. And he kind of relaunched his career. and got a lifetime achievement award and spoke. I don't know if we have any of it. We probably don't.
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But it's good to see people coming back who maybe were unfairly maligned. Here we go. Let's listen to Kevin.
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I've been thinking about someone else. who did what he could to make this a better world, and that was someone you saw earlier on the screen tonight, Kirk Douglas. Right. Great American film star.
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Now, it was a long, long time ago, so we have to try to remember the pushback that he received after he made the brave decision to stand up for a fellow colleague, the two-time Oscar-winning screenwriter Dalton Trumbo, who had been blacklisted. From 1947 until 1960, he was blacklisted. Blacklisted, we know what that means, right?
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It means that he could not find work as a writer in Hollywood for 13 years. Terrible. But even after he was warned, That if he tried to hire Trumbo as the credited screenwriter for the film Spartacus in 1960, he would be called a commie lover and his career and professional status would be canceled. Kirk Douglas took the risk.
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And would later say, and I won't do my Kirk Douglas impression, but he said this. It's easy for us actors to play the hero on screen. We get to fight the bad guys and stand up for justice. But in real life, The choices are not always so clear.
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That's right. All right, Kevin Spacey. I agree. And by the way, we're all going to feel pretty stupid when Diddy is getting a Lifetime Achievement Award in a few years. We're all going to feel pretty fucking stupid when Diddy is getting a Lifetime Achievement Award and it's just going to happen.
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So you can do the trial if you want, and you can have all these people whine about him putting their head in a fish tank or putting a water balloon up their ass or chasing them around with a hot poker, whatever he did. But he's getting the Lifetime Achievement Award, so just get your head around that. Wrap your head around that. It's going to be happening in three or four years.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Podcast. Thank you for joining us. Thank you for watching the interview on CNN, which they released. And I am grateful to CNN for their honesty in putting out that entire interview and not editing it. And I want to thank Elle, the interviewer, for pushing for that.
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That's not what happened. Does no one remember what happened with the old guy and the debate and the babbling and then the who's going to do it and then Kamala comes in and then Trump gets shot and he survives with the hand and the blood. Like, you're leaving out so much to just bring up five podcasts. You're leaving out, like, everything that happened.
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You're going to be on your couch, and you're going to be watching P. Diddy get a Lifetime Achievement Award, and he's going to be comparing himself to Harriet Tubman. There's nothing wrong with that. He's going to say, and there was another person that a lot of people counted out, and her name was Harriet Tubman. And when she was on the Underground Railroad, she never gave up.
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And I'm not going to give up. And that'll be the next era. Celebrities getting uncanceled and then comparing themselves to historical figures. And I'm excited for it. I want Harvey Weinstein to come out and talk and compare himself to Oscar Schindler, who saved all the Jews in the Holocaust. I want it. I want it now. That's what I want for Christmas.
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Celebrities getting uncanceled at a podium and comparing themselves to historical figures. I want it. I want to feel it. Ellen, get your ass back here from the Cotswolds in England. Get your ass back here and compare yourself to Joan of Arc, Rosie O'Donnell. Everyone come back. Climb up on that cross and let's do it. You know you want it. You know you want it.
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Climb up on that cross and get the entire world to see you as a martyr. Do it. It's a great role. What a great role. Righteous indignation, the return. They did me wrong, but I persevered. Use the word persevere. Ellen, come back. It's what we need. You're never going to win when you have these big narcissistic personality. They're never going to go away. They'll never go away.
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They don't make music in prison. They will never go away. You have to just unfortunately roll over and let them just do it. Let them come back into the public world in some capacity. They're going to cry. They're going to scream. They're going to yell. They're going to say you're going to feel bad for them. Doesn't really matter what they've done. It does not matter what they've done.
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You will feel bad for them in a few years. You will be telling your friends, it's terrible what they did to Diddy. It's terrible what they did to P. Diddy. He lost his friend, Biggie, and then they said he raped everyone. And guess what? All those people that said he raped them, they were on drugs. So at the end of the day, it's just going to be what it'll be here.
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You don't have to like it, but you will one day because here's the thing. The media, it's so much that eventually something starts happening. Diddy is done like the worst things I've ever heard. But eventually what starts to happen is people are online at a Starbucks. They don't know what's true or not, and they don't have any money, and they can't get a job, and their lives suck.
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And they're not going to blame Diddy. They just never will. Diddy's a demon from hell. I'm not saying he's good. But you're on the line at Starbucks and you can't get a job and you can't get an apartment because your credit score is five points lower than it should be. You're not going to blame Kevin Spacey. You just aren't. You're not.
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So no matter what any of these people did, some of them did terrible things. Some of them did nothing. Some of them did all everything, but it's like, it doesn't affect you. Does it affect you? They're not even real. They're not even real. Well, do you know that blank raped blank? I don't, they're not even real to me. Oh wait, did the Lorax rape someone too?
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Because Diddy might as well be the Lorax. It doesn't matter to you. I'm not saying he's good. Listen to what I'm saying. None of you people can ever listen to what I'm saying, but I'm trying to tell you that these people aren't even real to most people. They assume they're all evil. They assume it's a nightmare. Nobody's really shocked by it. Who's shocked anymore by the Hollywood rape fest?
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Who is shocked by this? Nobody. Nobody cares. Ten years ago, people stopped watching all this shit. They started watching shows about flipping houses. They're just trying to stay alive. They're just trying to put a floor in their kitchen. They don't care that Ellen's hitting people with pots and pans backstage. It doesn't mean anything in their life. It doesn't do anything for them.
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So these big falls and the rises and everything, it doesn't land with people. It doesn't land with them. And so they're all just going to come back because they can't live anonymously. They would rather be hated. They would rather be hated than live anonymously. They don't care what they've done. They don't care what they've done. It won't matter.
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But I thought she was very nice. She was not super combative. And I've spoken to her since. And I know that a lot of people have come down on her. But her point of view is not unique. That's not a rare point of view. People are calling me, who is she? How'd they let her do that?
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They can't... It is a fate worse than death for these people to live anonymously in some quiet little cul-de-sac somewhere. A life that many of us would say, that seems like a lovely life. They don't want it. They have no interest in it. They don't even know what... They can't get oxygen that way. They can't even breathe. Ellen's in the UK plotting a return.
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Her and Portia will get on their broomsticks and fly right back to Santa Barbara. They're plotting their return. It is a plot. They're not going away. They're spending the majority of the Trump administration figuring the next way they can force themselves on you. You cannot hide. Celebrity is the most powerful thing in our country. It's the reason Donald Trump got elected.
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The only thing in our country, everyone in this country wants to be famous all day, every day. And the promise of that, the thought that that could happen is what keeps a lot of people alive. They won't go anywhere. They won't go anywhere. So you just have to let them all back. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what they did. Get Harvey out of jail tonight. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, folks.
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Diddy's getting an award. Diddy's going to get an award, and you're going to have to deal with it. I don't know what to tell you. You're not even going to be mad. That's the other thing. That's the other thing. You're not going to be mad. When Diddy gets an award in eight years, he does four years in jail. He comes out. He's got a book. It's a whole thing.
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And then he's going to get somebody who's going to give him an award, and he'll be up there talking. And you're not going to be mad at Diddy. You're going to be mad at so many things and so many people. You're going to be depressed about so many. You're not really going to be mad at Diddy. You're not going to care. It's not real to you. Doesn't exist. Doesn't matter. Does not matter.
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So just let him do it. No one's actually, no one really cares. No one cares. Literally. You've watched a trial. You don't care. A guy's like, and I was a waiter, and then I walked into a room to see if anyone wanted a crab puff, and then I was fucked for 38 hours. You go, eh, eh, eh. You're not even, it's curious. How does that even happen?
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It's not even mad because you're mad about congestion pricing. You're mad about the traffic. You're mad about your family. You're mad about your kids aren't grateful for the things and the sacrifices you've made. It's so hard to sustain anger at people you do not know. And yes, they've done horrible things. I'm doing horrible things. None of this is excusing what they've done.
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None of it is a commentary that they're like, whatever. All of it just says that it is impossible to sustain levels of anger at people who you just don't even regard as human or real. Nobody thinks Ellen's a human person that exists in life. No one feels that way. No one feels that way. People think she's an idea. She's a CIA asset, probably.
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She's a creation of like, she killed someone and assumed their identity. No one thinks of Ellen DeGeneres as someone who gets up and like has cereal in the morning. No one feels that way. There's not one person. I know people who work for her. They think she sleeps upside down like a bat. She's in a hyperbaric chamber. She's from some other planet. Nobody feels that she's a pregnant.
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So nothing she does, you can't get mad at her. If someone said Ellen ate a baby, Ellen followed a mother home with a newborn and ate her baby, you wouldn't be mad. It would be bizarre. It would be bizarre. You know, and you'd feel bad for the mother, of course, but you wouldn't be mad at Ellen.
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It would be strange that that happened, and you'd think, thank God it wasn't my baby, or what would I do if it was my baby? Thank God Ellen didn't eat my baby, or why would she eat a baby? But you wouldn't be, you'd feel many emotions. But you'd never be mad at Ellen. It's like being mad at a rock. It's like when a plane crashed into a mountain, getting mad at the mountain.
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No one's mad at the mountain. God damn, that sucks. Huh? That plane went right into the mountain. You don't go that fucking rock. It's been there a billion years. That's Ellen. She's the rock. There's nothing there. Everyone that comes and stays at my house, because we love the Helix mattresses and all the guest rooms. I think they're the best.
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Anybody who wants to get a bed right now, I'm telling you Helix is the best way to do it. You take a very quick quiz about what kind of sleeper you are and Helix will ship you the best mattress for you. They will select and ship a mattress. It is amazing. All of the mattresses are Helix that I have. If you like a firm mattress, a medium one, a soft mattress, they'll throw in pillows.
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That is a point of view that is held by the majority of people in the media that I speak to who are trying to reconcile all of these things in their head. Comedy's right wing now. Da-da-da-da-da. A lot of the people they describe are right-wing are more centrist. Some of them aren't. But the idea that they dominate all of comedy is untrue. It's completely untrue.
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I wanted to cover this a little bit before I get out of here because I have friends at Harvard. Some of these younger people I'm friends with go to Harvard. Donald Trump is foreign students at Harvard, which I think this is a bit silly. Again, a little bit of an overcorrection. I understand not admitting new foreign students and focusing on Americans. I understand that.
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But they're going to revoke all these student visas and deport all of these foreign students. And the judge has recently just blocked Trump's efforts to bar international students at Harvard. They sued the administration.
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Harvard sued the administration, asked for a restraining order in less than 24 hours after the Trump administration said it would block current and future international students from attending the university. Listen, there's a few different things happening here. Number one, higher education has become, and I've said it a million times, a embarrassment. to the United States of America.
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All of these schools promote varying degrees of absurd and ridiculous behavior. They did it during the pandemic, the safe spaces, the segregation, students of color needing this, LGBTQ students needing that. these weird struggle sessions they were having all over campus, some of these protests getting out of hand, taking over buildings, violence, intimidating other students.
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I do not believe American taxpayers should be funding rich kids to play dress up, have tantrums on schools, and call everyone in this country a racist Nazi. And I agree with that. That is insane. Get my fucking money out of there. But... I do think it's a bit extreme to revoke all of these students' visas overnight that have been going to the school because Harvard's not going to go on.
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I hate ratting. We're like a country of rats. And it's like, we want all the data on who attended these protests and what they did and what they said. And it's like, hey, cut the rat shit out. I don't like a country of rats, okay? Because the Trump administration was basically like Harvard. We want, and these Harvard protests weren't even the ones that got that crazy. It got crazier other places.
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But I just don't like, you know, we have a legal system in this country. And this is what I didn't like about the heights of the moral panic during the pandemic, when everybody was like, let's try people on the internet. Let's do a trial by Twitter. Let's do a social media trial. And that was insane. I didn't like that. We have a legal system in America.
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It's imperfect, we know, but it can't be replaced by like vigilante mob justice. So if crimes are committed, you need to charge people with crimes. I don't think you could go to Harvard and go, just rat on all these kids that were there. Did the kids commit a crime that can be proved? Is the crime serious enough that we should revoke their visa? If it is, hey, fuck it.
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You get to go back to where, none of these kids are broke. A kid I met's got a chick there from, I don't know, Brazil. She ain't broke. I'd love to be deported to Brazil. I like Brazilian architecture. They make use of wood, actually, in a very calming way. A lot of open fire grilling. It's neither here nor there. I don't think we should just start throwing people out because of rat shit.
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What has happened over the last five years is that all traditional media, all of it, television, film, streaming... less streaming because streaming is still doing very well, but on certain platforms. But all traditional media has declined and is in probably a terminal decline, freefall. So if you're pointing to liberal or left-leaning, left-of-center shows that are on cable channels,
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It's not good when the country descends into being a rat. And I don't even like higher education. I don't. I don't. I said that. I don't think we should be funding these kids... To have tantrums. And I think half of these teachers are completely insane. And they're inventing schools of study that don't even matter. They're creating this shit.
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They're weaving it out of, grabbing it out of thin air. I understand the frustration with that. I would vomit if I had to sit in one of these classrooms. These colleges preach, you know, a gospel of, you know, victimhood and things that I find gross. There's nothing worse in the world than being a victim, unless you're like that bitch with the no legs.
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On the right, Miss Rachel, she's a victim, genuinely. And she's dancing. If the woman, if the Gaza toddler with no legs can dance, you can shut up. Being a victim, unless you're a genuine victim, like the people starving over there, that's genuine victim. But being, inventing a class that you need to, I hate all of that.
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Inventing this designation where you're in and now you're a victim whilst going to one of the most prestigious universities in America? Shut the fuck up. Stop it. And when did Asians get in on this? Asians are in on this now? No. Asians are in on this? Asians are pretending to be black? Are you? What? I thought it was what? It was Awkwafina. It was the only Asian that was black.
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And now she's not even allowed to be black. And I liked her that she was black. I liked her when she was black. I'm making a point about globalism. What I'm saying is that I don't think it's fair to just start yanking all these kids off the campus. And then these kids, they don't know what status your legal visa is.
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Listen, I'm fully on board that these institutions need to be reformed, that people shouldn't be paying for the absurdity. But I also think if you're going to deport people, they need to have committed a crime. They need to have violated the terms of their visa. You can't do it because they spoke out about a war in the Middle East or they attended a protest.
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If they were violent, if they were doing things that violate laws, it is a different story. If they attended a protest and they're being deported, come on. As somebody who makes a living saying whatever the hell I want, how could I be behind that? How could anyone be behind that? Are these kids annoying? Yes. Do we hate them? Sure. Probably. I don't know. Some of them are okay.
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I've met some of them. You know? I just think that, like, we got to be careful. And I know that everyone hates Harvard. Nobody's going to feel bad for Harvard, and no one should. But I don't think we should be ripping kids out of school because Harvard, because we're in a pissing matchup with Harvard and Trump hates Harvard, and Harvard's refusing to dime on these kids.
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Who could respect an institution that's just going to dime on all these kids, by the way? Unless they committed crimes and did things like that. And if somebody committed a crime at Harvard, if somebody punched somebody at Harvard or kicked someone or whatever, I don't know. It's probably in the courts. It's probably a legal matter. I would guess. You might guess.
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But I don't think we should just be going around and throwing people... out of our country because they disagree with another country. It shouldn't work. Am I, am I heiling Hitler when I say this? Is that close to heiling Hitler? That's not what I meant. I'm just freezing there. But I mean, that's, but see how easy it is to heil Hitler? Why don't we look into that?
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How literally easy it is to heil Hitler? People heil Hitler three or four times a day don't even realize it. Anytime, hey Frank, you did it, you heiled Hitler. So, I think we all need to just stop yelling at each other for five minutes and let it be. Let it be. We've got to unite against AI and all this stuff. It's not going to work. It's not going to work if we keep yelling at each other.
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It's not going to work. It's not going to work. People just have to fucking... You know, just move on. That's the thing. All these things, we talked about it in the beginning of the show. You just got to move on. The protests, they're done. Move on. Diddy, it was bad. Move on. They're all coming back. Everyone's coming back. Don't focus for too long on anything. What's coming is so unbelievable.
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Unbelievable. And you're going to need a lot of your senses to just deal with that. And AI, maybe it's already sentient. We're going to talk about that next week. But, like, all of these things are such hugely pivotal moments that are going to reshape society forever. Let's not get lost in college protests or what Ellen did, you know, why Ellen's interns are all missing. It doesn't matter.
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It doesn't... You're going to need Ellen. You're going to need Ellen to fight AI. You're going to need her. We got to harness the power of people like her to fight this thing. I'm telling you. And we can't be just being rats. It's not the kind of country we should have. We shouldn't be a country... that celebrates rats and encourages more people to become rats.
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That doesn't mean that that comedy doesn't exist anymore or that those people aren't relevant. It means the platforms they're on are dying. Cable is dying. Comedy Central is dying. I had a meeting with Comedy Central, I think in like 2018 or 2019, with these two executives, right?
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It was one of my least favorite things about COVID. They had a party and I saw them at the park. Stop being a rat. It's not good for the United States of America. And if Miss Rachel wants to promote Hamas, let her do it. Let her do it. So what? She's in Hamas. It doesn't mean the show is bad. It doesn't mean the show is bad. It doesn't mean the show is bad just because she's in Hamas.
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This segment on the Miss Rachel show is incredibly controversial, and we wanted to show this to you because it is deeply sick, and the song is going to disturb a lot of people. We have to play it. Even though it is Hamas propaganda, this is what is going on right now on children's television.
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And I was sitting there, and they said, and they were young, they were like in their 20s, like late 20s, and they said, we've got an exciting new venture. And I said, what? And they go, podcasting. I go, podcasting? It's 2019. It's been around for like 10 years. And they were getting into podcasting and digital stuff then, and they didn't devote any real...
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money to expanding their digital presence. You got to remember Comedy Central had this comedy audience and did nothing with it on the internet. They did nothing with it. They were passed by every YouTube channel. sketch group, every smosh, every whatever. If you go back in time and you look at all of the early adapters to YouTube, Comedy Central did nothing.
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All of these legacy media institutions had massive audiences at one time and none of them or very few of them pivoted in a meaningful way to digital. They didn't take their audience with them and say, hey guys, there's actually this platform that some people think is going to be pretty big. It's called the internet. They did nothing with it.
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And these people, and I remember all of these comics that I was friends with telling me Hollywood's not going anywhere. This was something people, Hollywood's not going anywhere. And they believed it, and I even believed it. Not enough to not do my own thing, because I needed to survive, right? But that was the belief that people said.
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And they said to each other, the business is not going anywhere. Stay in the business. Stay. I remember big comedians. I won't say their names. One of them said to a friend of mine, never make Hollywood the joke. Never turn on them. Don't. Now, there's good reasons for that, too. You don't want to seem bitter, resentful, whatever. And I understand what this comedian was saying.
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I think it was a good conversation that highlighted a lot of differences between myself and the interviewer in a respectful way. And I think a lot of people are responding to that. You know, a lot of people are saying, wow, you can just have a conversation and
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But I think he was saying to the person, like, play your position no matter what. And the business will decide what you are. Are you a writer? Are you an actor? Do you do a bit part? Are you the star of the show? Are you a stand-up comedian? We'll decide. The business will decide who and what you are. And the business made a lot of great decisions. A couple of bad ones.
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But that was the accepted reality. You can do everything you want to do. And then you sit back and wait to see what happens. And all of these people were sitting around going, the business is not going anywhere. Hollywood's not going anywhere. I don't have to be on the internet. I don't have to be on YouTube. I don't have to be on social media. I don't have to do these things.
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I can do other things. I get a check. I get paid. And again, this isn't a crusade against Hollywood. All the movies I grew up with that I loved were made in that system. All the television I watched that I grew up with was made in that system. All the stand-up comedians that I loved, the vast majority of them existed on that spectrum somewhere. Some of them were beloved. Some of them weren't.
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Some of them were more on the outside. But this is not an indictment of that. I don't, I mean, I don't, yeah, I don't love the child rape. If I had, if there was a couple of sticking points, I would, you know, throwing women in the Grand Canyon or whatever they were doing. But if you look at the product, the product, some of it was really good. But there's an inevitability to innovation, right?
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Things change rapidly and things changed and you had to be, you had to be ignorant of it. Purposefully, you had to bury your head in the sand. You had to ignore it. You had to be, it was coming, right? Louis C.K. released his own special on his own website. That was a shot fired across the bow. That was a pivotal moment where people were like, wow, you could do that. You can do that.
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That was a big thing. He made Horace and Pete, right? These are things. You know, Joe Rogan had a podcast called where he was doing these long-form interviews and it was gaining tons of popularity. And comics around his orbit in Los Angeles were building major followings online. And now it's on CNN, but back then it was ignored.
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It was ignored because none of those people had a development deal with Fox or HBO. So all of the things that are now front page news, and I don't even think they should be, but they are, were ignored. What today is being ignored that in five years is going to be the biggest story. It's something I thought about as I left CNN a month ago. I go, I remember when nobody cared.
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I remember when this was a joke. I remember when the word podcast was actually a joke. Oh, go do a podcast. And you know where those people are today? All those people that made fun of podcasters, you know where they are today? They're in Gaza. I'm kidding. They're actually on the other side, interestingly enough. Here's my point. I mean, it makes up geopolitics into this.
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and not scream and yell and not be contentious and not be angry, I think a lot of what people are missing is that people don't have a shared base of knowledge. So people feel like they're being attacked all the time. But really, this woman just didn't know a lot of things, right? And she had made assumptions based on not having the information.
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It's neither here nor there. What I'm saying is always be looking out for whatever's coming. I don't know what's coming. If I did, I'd have a ton of money. A lot more than I do now. I don't know what's next. But I know that all the things that people made fun of and YouTube and podcasting, this was all a slur. It was a malediction. It was a way to denigrate somebody and their career.
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It was a way to insult them. These things have now become... Very, very mainstream things. I don't know what's coming next. I don't know what's coming. Whether you're gearing up for back-to-back meetings, shuttling kids back and forth to activities, or tackling an endless to-do list, your morning sets the tone for it all. That's why it should start with the perfect cup of coffee. Crafted for you.
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So they come to you, like Live Nation comes to you, and then they'll come to your manager and shit, and they'll say, hey, and I just say, just don't tell me. Don't say X, Y, Z. Just don't tell me.
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He's also managing the money for the MIT endowment or something like that.
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Do we even care that they took it? I feel like we're just looking for somebody to punish. So now we're just going down the ladder and we're like, okay, you're assistant.
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Yeah, I mean, don't talk about Mo. Like, I think that's like the basic rule. What's that? Like, you can't... Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. But like, I even had some like... I thought you meant Mo Hammer. I'm like, he's that big that they threaten you?
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Okay, another question. This is different. What are your thoughts on J.D. Vance? Smart. Very smart. Had him on the show. Oh, you spoke to him. Had him on the show, interviewed him. Yeah, what was your take? How prepared was he for you?
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J.B. Vance ist ein trainierter Operator. Emotional Intelligence through the roof.
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What does he believe? That's my only concern with him. I'm impressed with the guy that comes from a really tough family situation, broke, goes to Yale, navigates Die IV-Liga-Serie ohne irgendeine familiale Verbindung dazu zu haben und wirklich nichts zu bieten in Wert. Es ist nicht so, dass ich verstehen kann, dass er eine brillant talentierte Minorität war oder so etwas. Und es gab so ein Kurs.
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Oh, warte, hat er... Nein, nein, ich meine, wenn er war. Oh ja, wenn er ein Athlet oder so etwas war. Manages that, says some crazy shit about Trump, ends up being the VP. Like, clearly this guy knows how to make people feel comfortable. That's why I'm asking him, when he's with you, is there like a, in the pre-conversation, is he doing things to disarm you?
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But besides that, I had jokes about Muslims and shit like that. They were cool with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They all went to school at Central Tennessee State. Is that true? Yeah, they know America, America. So they're not at all worried about it. Yeah, interesting. I was in Abu Dhabi though, so it's maybe a little different than if you're going to Saudi Arabia.
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When you're like a little bit elitist in like the South, there's that thing, don't put on airs, you know that term?
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Yeah, they hate it. And you can also see the pendulum swing to the middle. American culture, country music is the most popular form. When we were growing up, it was the heyday of the coasts. What do we call them? Flyover states? We really felt it. Yeah, sure. I don't know if you felt it growing up, but like we even felt it in the city. Right.
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Half and half. It wasn't even like Tennessee is a flyover. You're like, oh, you're from the outer boroughs. Right. You're from something. So there was this constant. I imagine like drove people fucking crazy. But I guess maybe there's like an aspirational quality, too. You're like, I'm going to get there one day. I'm going to get that crazy house.
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Es ist nicht so, dass ich nicht sagen möchte, dass sie es lassen. Aber wenn sie die Interestsrate zu 0 oder so gedroht haben, und dann haben Sie all diese Techniker, die Lohns zu 0% nehmen und dann in den Markt werfen, nach der Krise, und dann wahnsinnige Mengen von Geld machen.
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Ich denke, die Rest der Amerikaner, die finanziell illiterat sind, wie ich, haben dieses Gefühl, dass Sie sagen, warte mal, warum werden sie so reich?
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I'm not getting anything. And you have this runaway train where American excellence and opulence is leaving you behind. So I understand the resentment of that.
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It's weird. Do you think that... I'm trying to think of the performative measures. I wonder if that goes away. I wonder if that with this administration... I think it will go away.
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Ja, es gibt Enttäuschung und Pretendieren. Es ist enttäuschend.
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No, that's a good point. Social media, it's created like these digital hangs that are informing your opinions about the world. And there are people who are terrified if their opinion goes against their hang group or whatever. And that's kind of how you saw comedy come up where each scene had a style. And it was kind of like everybody fit within the style.
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I remember when everybody was doing a tell in New York. Do you remember when everybody sounded like a tell? And Es gibt Leute, die jetzt hören, die wahrscheinlich Komedien kennen, die unter Attell gekommen sind, die sich vielleicht nicht mit Attell kennengelernt haben. Das stimmt. Aber sie sind, was auch immer, Gremlins auf seinem Bein, oder was auch immer das ist.
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Yeah, but that's also probably more your life. You're a gay guy who is... I don't even want to say you're conservative. No, it's a Nazi. A gay guy who's a Nazi.
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There's three tailors doing pants. But yeah, I hear what you're saying. Your life is probably more individualistic. I have a weird fucking life. Yeah, but I think you embrace that, obviously. I think it's fine. You're not trying to conform. No. I conform to certain degrees. Like what? I don't think you conform in the way you dress. I don't think you conform in your ideas.
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Like the people who reject, I mean we talked about this a little before, but like the people who reject like wanting to do well. Or trying. Or trying. It's just like you're afraid of failing. And that's okay. Like we're all afraid of failing. But fail, pussy. It's okay to try. It's okay to make a sick studio. It's okay to also have a sick one in New York.
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It's like trying is cool and we admire that. That's right. But like doing the trying is gay thing, I can't wait till culture moves past that. Like that I think is the most un-American thing in the fucking world.
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I feel like there's, I feel like it's like the epitome of groupthink out here. Yeah. It's a star-driven town. Everybody gravitates to the heat. I feel like New York is a little bit more where the misfits can kind of thrive.
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L.A. people, I mean, American General runs on the idea that everybody's going to be a millionaire. And L.A. runs on the idea that everybody's going to be famous. And the second they stop thinking they'll be famous is when shit gets a little rough.
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Das ist ein bisschen mein Ding mit dem Ayahuasca und so. Es sieht aus, als wäre es ein Quick-Fix. Du bist deprimiert, also willst du nur verbinden. Ich weiß.
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But I see people from L.A. treating it as their getaway, their two-hour getaway. I don't want to say it's the Hamptons.
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Then they flew her home. I think they flew her to Dubai and then something happened in Dubai.
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I thought he was interesting, like he believes it. Like that's the thing with a lot of these guys, like whether it's, you know, aliens or like there's certain people who they don't believe it, but they're making money on it. Yeah. And then there's certain people who believe it, even though we might believe they're crazy. That's right.
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And I like the people who believe it a little bit more, because now they're not con artists. It's kind of nice. So I don't think he's a con artist, but he is like, I think he was like a pretty devout Mormon that went through some crazy shit. I think he's kind of replacing that
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The void that leaving the religion has created has maybe been filled with, I'm going to live forever and help everybody else live forever. That's right. Interesting. I also think there's a virtue in it. Sure. Like, I'm going to help everybody else be healthy.
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Das ist das, was wir gefragt haben. Es war einfach so, ist das wert? Du kannst immer leben, aber die Leben sehen schrecklich aus.
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What about the people that don't have an interest? I think that's the tricky thing about, I guess, maybe, I don't know, the dreamer culture in America is like, not everybody got a fucking dream. Of course. And then they feel like losers when they don't have a dream.
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Things they like. But here, if the thing you like doesn't make you money, then you're just like a loser with a hobby, when in reality you could be the happiest person on the planet. You could be the happiest person on the planet.
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Ich mag Reisen im Allgemeinen, aber ich habe auch eine echte Freude über diese Plätze, die ich reise. Also es gibt bestimmte Plätze, wo ich sage, das sieht aus wie ein tolles Hotel aus. Die Ammaner sind die besten Hotels, die ich in meinem ganzen Leben gesehen habe. Unglaublich. Aber außerhalb davon, gehen zu diesen verschiedenen Orten, das war fantastisch. Aber ich bin wie ein Nerd zum Reisen.
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Ich bekomme einen Tour-Guide, der mich um die Stadt bringt und mir alles über diese Stadt erzählt. Ich bin in Istanbul mit einem Tour-Guide, ich und meine Frau, und wir gehen einfach herum und dann frage ich Fragen oder schreibe Noten. Klar.
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Es klingt furchtbar und ich bin sicher, dass es meine Frau manchmal verrückt. Aber für mich, wenn ich... Als ich nach Japan ging, right? Jeder geht nach Japan und denkt, oh mein Gott, das ist der beste Ort der Welt. Japan ist Verstörung für mich. Es ist absolute verdammte Verstörung. Leute werden es hassen, aber... Because they don't understand life. I've never been. You could be right.
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You'll have the best pizza you've ever had in your entire life. You'll have the best steak you've ever had in your entire life. They're done with their culture. Now they're just refining other cultures shit. And they have this beautiful cultural specificity where they have to make everything perfect. There's a shame in them. You know how everybody in America turns 30 and they want to be a DJ?
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That's so funny. Why did we react like she was doing something so crazy? No, this is all we do. This is Iraq. This is Afghanistan.
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There's no shame in us. We have no shame to do something mediocre. Matter of fact, it's to the not try hard thing we were talking about earlier.
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Ich würde lieber tot sein als schuldig. Was sie haben ist, dass es in der Kultur überhaupt keine Liebe gibt. Du gehst da für ein paar Tage, nimmst deine Bilder und denkst dir, oh, das ist großartig. Du siehst kleine Harajuki-Maschinen und so. Du merkst nicht so viel. Und dann gehst du weg und denkst dir, Japan ist der coolste Ort jemals. Women stop aging at 13 years old.
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They're not allowed to be elegant and beautiful. They can be cute. You go to any fucking clothing store, every skirt is at their fucking knee or they're dressed like a cartoon character. It is... I've been to a bunch of places. It's by far the most sexist place I've ever seen in my entire life. And like oppressively sexist.
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I don't even know if a single woman in Japan has had an orgasm with a Japanese dude. Okay. Because it's just not part of like, oh, we need to do that. Right. I was speaking to these women. They were like, we went out to eat with a couple of people. And they're like, it's the most absurd thing you've ever seen. Dating here is unbelievably painful. Okay.
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They've got to develop cultural mechanisms for them to meet people now.
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Like knocking on a wall. Because a lot of people just go to the sex cafe and jerk off with the cat.
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Aber sie haben, was heißt es, sie haben jeden kleinen Aspekt der Kultur monetisiert, den man braucht. Oh, du brauchst einen Schlaf? Hier ist ein Schlafzimmer. Es gibt keine freie Willenssinnigkeit, die man in Italien oder sogar in der Karibik hat. Diese natürliche Liebe. Du hast ein Kind da rum und jeder kommt rum und sagt Hallo und pinkelt den Kindern die Beine in dieser fucking Liebe.
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So, I'm in it. I got scolded. Me and my wife are in like an underground illegal bar. And I kiss my wife and the bartender scolds it. We're in an illegal bar. And she says you're not allowed to kiss your wife? The dude. Oh. The bartender. Wow. So it's just this, we have this idea of it. And they have a beautiful thing. You're gonna have the best of the best. Is there honor?
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Ich möchte hören, wie sie... Das ist irgendwie interessant. Ich bin es noch nie gewesen, also denke ich... Du hast eine amerikanische Person getreut, oder?
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And that's what we do. That's our game. Can I ask you a question, Tim? Have you spoken on your show about your recent photo shoot? Have you talked about it yet? No. The one in California? Yeah, the California photo shoot. Because I saw it proliferating the internet and I was incredibly impressed.
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Also, wir sind in Kyoto gegangen, das ist eine andere Sache, das ist wie ein Disney-Welt. Die Leute lieben es. Es ist wie, oh, es ist älteres Japan. Du hast diese kleinen Geisha-Maschinen, die so performativ sind, Nonsens, Bullshit. Interessant.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Sie lieben es, als ob sie Austin lieben. Du liebst es nicht wirklich. Erstens, Austin ist die größte Stadt der Welt. Okay. Ich stimme vollkommen zu. Es ist unglaublich. Es ist großartig. Hier ist es, was ich liebe an Austin. Wenn du zu einem Ort kommst, der kein Restaurant hat, und dann da gehst, dann denkst du dir, oh mein Gott, ein Restaurant.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Und es ist zu windig, um draußen zu essen. Eine Tomate fiel aus meiner Salat, weil der Wind mich auf den Körper getroffen hat. Das ist, wo wir essen sollten.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
You know, that's a good point. You're assuming I didn't eat it.
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Best place. I mean, it depends what you want, but like indulgence, France, 100%. Yeah, south of France. I love the south of France. And it's like, I don't give a fuck. You love Italy. I love Italy. But I also, like for different reasons, like the French are like, hey, listen, we are done with anything that is inconvenient to us It's got to smell the best. It's got to taste the best.
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It's got to feel the best. The bed has to be the most comfortable. I'm not going to be inconvenienced in any way. I have to work how many days? We're not going to do that. The whole culture is built around make me feel good in the moment. So if you want to go someplace for three days and feel fucking good, you can go there. It's very nice. Italien ist großartig, natürlich.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Es ist wie eine reine Leidenschaft über alles. Die Türkei liebt die Geschichte. Ja, die Türkei, das ist so cool. Wenn du in die Geschichte gehen willst, finde ich das cool. Italien liebt all die... Weißt du, was Italien überraschend war? Dessert, ass. Ja, weil sie Öl und nicht Creme benutzen.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Kannst du... Kannst du das zu den Leuten herunterbrechen, die das nicht verstehen? Ja. Just because the pasta and the sauce and these things are delicious doesn't mean you've understood dessert. Remove the ego of the olive oil. We get it. It's good for your fucking heart or some shit. It's dessert. We're not caring about our heart.
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I don't like this idea that it's like that much better. That's what I agree with you. It's, this is the other thing where it's like, we often say things that like people will agree with us. I agree. It's like, The idea that New York doesn't have comparable food. It's psychotic. What I will say is the regular mom and pop restaurant on the side of the road in Italy is better than the regular one.
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But if you're going to elite Italian, honestly, it's probably better in New York. It might be a crazy take, but it might be better in New York. New York's your favorite city. Ja, es ist das Beste im ganzen Welt. Aber es ist das Beste und es ist nicht wie ein Argument. Ich bin nicht im Argument. Aber was wäre das Argument gegen es? Das ist das, was ich versuchen möchte zu verstehen.
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Wissen Sie, dass Sie nach Osten gehen können, wenn Sie wollen? Es gibt ein gewisses Gefühl im Juli, wenn Sie in Lake Austin eintreten.
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We like comedy. I love Joe. If we didn't love comedy, we wouldn't love it. We love comedy.
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We love to do comedy and we love our friends, our brethren that does comedy.
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We'll just do this. I've said the exact same thing. It's a cleaner New Orleans. And what's nice about New Orleans is it's dirty. It's dirty. It's interesting.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Ich mag es nur, wenn es ein Besuch ist. Zu viele Schauspieler haben es gemacht.
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Yeah, what I talk about is like when we have these conversations where people start pretending it's like on the level of global cities as like Paris or Mexico City. It's crazy, psychotic. People, yeah. Maybe in 400 years, maybe we'll be there.
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Here's a really fucking pretentious one. Yeah. But some, I mean, sometimes they get it right, these rich motherfuckers. Yeah, a lot of times. A lot of times. Yeah. Like St. Barts, have you done the St. Barts thing?
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And listen, I'm like, I'm sure they've gotten it right. Und wenn ich etwas erfahre, bin ich nicht auf der Seite von Gatekeepers. Ich liebe es, als derjenige zu sein, der nichts hat. Nicht nichts, das ist natürlich gut, aber in Vergleich zu diesen Billionär-Mutterfuckern. Ich liebe es, in ihre Sachen zu gehen und dann einfach alle darüber zu erzählen und dann es zu zerstören.
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No, I mean, like, I could never, like, my family would never be able to go to St. Barts or something like that. No, of course. But then... Look at it, stunning. Pretty. It's interesting. So this island, right, it's actually kind of fucked up. But, like, all the islands in the Caribbean had, like, people there. Yeah. And here's the one that, like, miraculously didn't. Right.
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I wonder where they went. Right. Anyway, like, Norway owns it or something like that. Yeah. Then France gets it. And France just goes, yo, we're gonna make south of France. auf dieser Insel, aber es gibt keine indigenen Bevölkerung, also müssen wir uns nicht schlecht fühlen, wenn wir ein Gruppe von Menschen verurteilen, die hier schon leben und ihre Kultur vermeiden.
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Also haben sie sich auf dieser Insel nach Südfranz gesetzt, damit, wenn es kalt ist, und sie können nicht nach Südfranz gehen, sie gehen da hin. I gotta try it. I've never been. It's really pretty. You would love it. Also, the people there, obviously, I'm sure all your fans know this now, but the elites love you.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
You roast them more than anybody on the planet, but they fucking love you for some reason. Maybe it's like a self-loathing or something. Thank God.
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Let this idiot with sunglasses say whatever he wants. Every time I go to Polo Bar in New York City, the whole staff is like, yo, when is Timmy coming in? That's sweet of the staff. And I keep telling them.
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Aber ich glaube, Ralph Lauren ist eine andere Version davon. Er ist eine andere. Ich glaube, wir wohnen in New York City, und es gibt eine Vorstellung davon, dass diese Kulturen sich miteinander verbunden haben. Aber wir haben auch die lautesten und größten jüdischen Menschen in New York. Got it. Where you would say that the Wasp would look at that and be like, you're causing a scene.
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It is time, but I feel like the Jews have embraced it and marketed it better than the wasps ever could. Yeah, the Jews figured out how to sell it. They figured out how to sell it.
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It's weird, like, it's almost like the generational wealth in America. Like, in other countries, they would just, like, own sugar. Right. What happened to that in America? I thought all the rich people just owned the commodity.
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If the tech CEOs say we need trillions of dollars, is their goal benevolent in that they want to beat China in this AI race? Or is that a Trojan horse so they could just funnel that money and power to themselves?
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And so do you think he's been given an unfair shake by media? For sure.
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Okay, das ist so interessant, dass du das sagst. Ich habe vorhin mit den All-In-Mitgliedern gesprochen. Und ich glaube, das war Chamath, der sagte, dass diese Idee, dass es eine Heimat auf 0,4 Hektar gibt, die für 100 Millionen Dollar wert ist. Das ist verrückt. Es gibt nur diese verrückten Ideen, die wir komplett wiederfinden müssen. Ich stimme mit dir.
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I mean, they're already kind of doing that with Adderall or whatever. I mean, it's a massive advantage. Have you ever taken Adderall? Yeah, yeah. As an adult, I never took it when I was younger and struggling to pay attention while taking the fucking SATs or doing the reading section. It's a huge advantage.
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But it's not going to be an entire city that is revolving around the industry of film.
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Und sie waren, sprich in ökonomischen Terminen, weit außerhalb meiner Verständnis. Ja. Aber nur diese Idee, dass... Es ist weit außerhalb ihrer Verständnis. Okay, fair genug. Ich bin verrückt.
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Die gute Nachricht ist, so sind wir. Wir haben unsere Version von den Spyballons. Wir haben unsere Version von den Spyballons. Wir haben einfach keine Fähigkeit, Kultur zu beeinflussen, wie sie es hier machen.
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Ja, ich glaube, intelligent so. Und sie schalten auch die Techniker ab, wie ich fühle. Aber sie brauchen uns seltsam, also ist es interessant. Es gibt eine Abhängigkeit auf unserer Konsumierung. Ja. Aber es gibt auch unsere Abhängigkeit auf ihrer Kreativität.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Which is kind of good. So why do we keep acting like there's a war impending if we both need each other? Because there probably is. Like you actually think hot war?
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436 - Andrew Schulz
They said an interesting thing, and you probably know about this from your time doing mortgages or whatever, that pushing the American dream of purchasing a home, and that I guess the US government has inflated, I'm going to say inflated the market, but in an effort to push people and support that market, essentially not letting that market fail, which it would suck if it would fail, obviously, they've inflated the prices of these homes and essentially priced out the first generation of people to buy homes.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
But I feel like you can even do that more effectively and subversively through the social media stuff. All of that, yeah. I never thought about how... Ja. Ja. Das ist für mich viel effektiver als ein Kraftausfall. Einfach Menschen in Amerika zu holen, die Amerika hassen. What about this idea?
The Tim Dillon Show
436 - Andrew Schulz
Every American is born, the government puts $10,000, $2,000, whatever the fuck it is, in the S&P 500 for them. So basically open up a Vanguard account. So now every single American born is immediately invested, and they can't take it down to their 22 or something like that, is immediately invested in the success of American industry.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
So now those CEOs that are making all that money and that you're furious at and you hate that they're taking money from the regular people, Now you're actually almost rooting for them, because the better those companies do, the better your portfolio does. Now you're invested in the success of America.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Even better, like do it for the people who are less fortunate, obviously. But like, to me, the most important thing is this huge swath of people that have kind of been forgotten about post the financial crisis.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Or ten grand. And by the way, I'm not against that idea at all. Compound interest. I think the average American, myself included, I'm like financially illiterate. I didn't know what compound interest was and the effect of it. I just had money like sitting in a bank account when I'd come back from like a funny bone every weekend. I didn't know what to do with it.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
You knew real estate. So the second you made money, you were able to... I was just in that business.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
I actually think what crypto is, on some level, is Americans who feel like they've missed out on massive stock gains. Trying to find a way to get that incredible success that they see all these other people get. And so we're having it. And they are. Some of them are having it. It's more accessible than opening up a Vanguard account.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
That's where I would go with it. Say again? You wouldn't want it back. Yeah, 100%. It's giving. But like... I don't know, I just feel like... It's a good idea. You want patriotism, you want people to love the country. Get them invested in the success of the country. If they feel left behind, of course they're going to be resentful when these CEOs are making 50 million dollar a year bonuses.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
I'm like, I don't know, I'm not like, I don't have the same bottomless pit that like some people have. Oh, we got a lot of bottomless pits. Oh, there's pits that have no bottom. And you just listen to these people complain, it's like, what are you complaining about? You fucking, dude, you did everything. Like, I had specific things I wanted to do.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
So like after doing them, I feel really good in anything after that. I'm like, oh my God, this is like gravy. I got a kid. I want to spend as much time as I can with a kid. I don't want to like abandon the kid. I don't want to be on the road all the fucking time. Of course not. And then any other like creative endeavors I come up with, I just want to try to make really cool shit.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
So, but I need to like live a little bit. I can't be on the road all the fucking time. Yeah. Du machst eine Vorstellung deines Aktes, wenn du nicht aufhörst.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Ich denke, das wird das Beste. Ich bin nicht dran zu pluggen. Aber ich denke, das, was ich gemacht habe, war das Beste, was ich gemacht habe. Weil es etwas war, was mich wirklich beeinflusst hat. Und es war sehr wichtig für mich. Und ich habe viel Zeit dazu gebraucht. Und ich war nicht so, oh, ich brauche eine neue Stunde, damit ich Geld machen kann. Right. It was something you wanted to do.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
I really was excited to do it. So hopefully I take a little time off and maybe there's another thing I'm like really excited to do.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
It's wild. If you do a decade of women are annoying jokes, you really ingratiate yourself.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Es ist wie, wenn Krypto zu Null kommt und du denkst dir, oh ja, das ist, wie viel es sein sollte. Richtig.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Ehrlich gesagt, sie sind alle in Amerika ausgebildet. Es ist mehr ähnlich zu... Du hast in Europa gearbeitet, oder? Ja. Und weißt du, wie es ist? Sie sind bewusst von Shit, aber sie haben auch ihre eigenen TV-Schläge. Also sind sie auch nicht bewusst.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
That's what Hollywood is. And then if the football team leaves the city, it's over. What do you think happens in Columbus, Ohio, if Ohio State leaves?
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Give him immunity, you think he talks? He's 90 years old. What does he have to lose? He's 90 years old.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
So are the Ivy League Nepo Babies, are they masquerading as the ruling class?
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436 - Andrew Schulz
So, so there's this like, I saw this post like the oldest hotel in the world, like in Japan. It's like starting year 703 and it stayed in the same family for 52 generations. Yes. Right. And you look at that and you're like, well, that's kind of impressive because you look at these American families and within three or four generations, all the wealth is completely gone. And you're right.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Während im Mittleren Osten, sie bekommen alle unsere Shit. Weil sie ihre eigenen TV-Schläge nicht machen. Genau. So they're way more aware of random references. They all get educated here and not at fucking NYU. Do you get a talk? Because I've never done anything over there.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
They all want to be comedians and writers and all this other shit.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
Yes. And they go, they want to be famous. And also we got this thing here, which is like, you know, follow your dreams and do whatever you want, which I think we need to push, don't get me wrong, but there's like... A little. There's... Yeah, but what we don't have any of here is a... What is that thing where it's like, my dad was a cobbler and I'm a cobbler. What is that called?
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436 - Andrew Schulz
And there's like societal utility in it. And you're not a loser for following in your family's footsteps. That's right. You're actually doing something honorable and carrying on this tradition.
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436 - Andrew Schulz
They don't, so there's all this ego in it, where we're like, you're a pussy, you can't do what I do, but I really don't want you to do what I do, because it's horrible. I don't want you to have to do it.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. We are here every week for you, rain or shine, planes landing on their front or on their back. $30,000, by the way. That's what Delta, that's what the criminals at Delta think it's worth if you land upside down. Like Batman the Ride from Great Adventure.
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They've had quite the bombardment, as you would say. Now, so then they had like this pageant. They had like an event where they paraded these coffins around for the people in Gaza of these Israeli hostages that were killed. This is a terrible story. And they were fucking babies. This is where you cannot defend what Hamas is doing.
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Even if you think Israel is a monstrous, whatever, apartheid, whatever. You cannot defend the killing of babies. It's not good. No matter who does it, by the way. And I haven't defended Israel killing them. And I haven't defended Hamas killing them. I don't think we should kill any of the babies. That's been the position of the Tim Dillon Show for a very long time. Okay? Okay?
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Advertisers that still won't come over here? I said no babies in the ditch. Now... But what went on here at this thing, and I'm, can I say this? I'm all for gathering. Okay? I'm all for people gathering in public spaces. I've actually talked about the importance of that and the importance of community. Ad nauseum. I believe that people should get together more.
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The tree lighting, the Christmas tree lighting, it's not that religious. It's a fun seasonal thing. Okay? Now, but the baby coffin being paraded around, it just, it sends the wrong message, I think. It's very dark.
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If I showed up to whatever, a 4th of July parade, a Christmas tree light, anything that went on in the center of town, a farmer's market, and then these guys are doing the baby coffin walk, I would be offended by that. Do you understand what I mean? It's not good. This is not what you want when you all get together. I think instead of that, you do a local band.
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Now, we know the local bands aren't good. We all know that. And they do covers, mostly. But instead of walking around with the baby coffins, you get a local band and you get some food. No one's eating. No one's eating. No one's drinking. You need more of a festive environment. And I just think the baby coffins, I got to be honest, I don't think this peace in the Middle East is coming.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
And they treat their employees like garbage and their employees in turn treat you like garbage. Everyone's treating everyone like garbage. And the only reason you tolerate being treated like garbage on an American carrier is because you look at the employees and they look like they're being tortured too. You go, well, they look horrible.
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I'm going to make a few predictions right now, and I know many people get mad at me because I'm always right. This Elon insanity has to stop. We're getting to it. We're getting to it. He's bombing up there at CPAC. Can Trump come back? The comic who's killing? Please? And not the one who's bombing with a chainsaw. Bombing with a prop. Not what we need. That's not good.
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So we have Elon Musk who is up at CPAC bombing with a chainsaw and doing weird bits. Now, Steve Bannon, who's not a liberal and didn't love his little Nazi salute, I don't know why, and I'm going to interview him soon, and I like a lot of what he says. I don't know why he did that. I don't know why they're doing this Roman salute, and I'm not going to do it right now.
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But whatever they're doing, and I know people are trolling, and I know it's fun to troll, it's going to backfire. This stuff is going to backfire.
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This is the equivalent of the liberals when they were doing the crazy, like, when the kente cloth came on and Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer and all these idiots were genuflecting with the African cloth on and they were trying to establish their bona fides as the most woke people ever. Whatever trolling's going on with, like, the Sikh heiling and stuff like that, it's appearing cringe, right?
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Trump was elected, in my estimation, to fix an economy, to limit immigration, to curtail illegality with regard to immigration, with regard to the public safety in the streets, to reverse a lot of the DEI programs that people en masse don't agree with, including blacks and Hispanics, a lot of them. want merit-based policies in America. They don't feel comfortable with quotas.
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I don't think he was elected to make these... I know he wants to cut government, and that's fine, and I think that some of that's reasonable. But you even have people, right-wing people going, you can't smash everything immediately. You're laying off veterans.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
They're laying off people that voted for Trump who are veterans, who served the country, who are now out of work because they're smashing everything, as Steve Bannon said, with a hammer. And Bannon said, listen, I'm for government cuts. But what they're doing is sloppy, which I said before. And some people got angry with me. I don't care. I'm right. I'm always right. And you people aren't right.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
So who cares? Who cares what you're mad at? You're not right. You're led around like poodles. I'm right. You're wrong. Sorry. I don't want it to be the case. It's a curse. I'd rather be wrong like you. Life's so much fun to always be wrong. And be led around like a goof. You're a goofball, most of you. Not all of you. Some of you. The people that think it's them, it's you. But the point is this.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Play the chainsaw. Let's talk about aesthetics for a minute. Let's not talk about the politics of it. Let's talk about the appearance of it. And the appearance, it becomes the politics of it. This guy doesn't seem well right now. I don't know how to describe this. Trump seems like he has given the country to this unelected billionaire tech CEO.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
That woman has frazzled hair and she's old and she's limping down the aisle and she's a cunt, but you know what? You go, she's had a horrible life, so I'll tolerate her being a bitch to me because her life sucks. It is a terrible, terrible, terrible thing to travel in this country and you should get to fly free. Delta should go, we will... Give you a ticket.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
If the midterms become a referendum on Elon Musk, the Republicans will lose the House and the Senate. And then they will lose the presidency two years later. Americans, by and large, do not love Elon Musk. Some of them do. But his numbers are starting to plummet. He is not Donald Trump. Donald Trump kills. Elon Musk does not. Donald Trump's jabs land hard. He's a political genius.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
You might think he's an idiot. You might hate him. You might think he's a fascist. Whatever. He's great at what he does. Elon, it doesn't land hard. All the time. It looks like you have sort of this is like a weird billionaire talent show. This is the talent show portion of what's going on. And people are worried. I talked to a lot of people and some of them are going, what is happening?
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Where is Trump? Where is the one who got elected, who communicates effectively? Susie Wiles, they just leaked something where she was like, we got to message all the stuff you're doing up there. All the stuff Elon Musk is doing, we have to message it. We have to tell Americans why it's happening and how it benefits them. Even if it's lying, we have to do it. It's politics.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
So here is Elon Musk with a prop. He's so high. I do respect how high he is. I do miss and love drugs. I really do miss and love drugs. Oh, man, he's high. He's feeling it. He's rolling right now.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
I can't be... I am... I'm heavily critical of... I do like the glasses, and he is clearly copying me, and I don't hate that.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Can we say that without the chainsaw and your two-year-old in the White House and all that? Is there a way to do that? Can you play the meme thing where he goes, I've become meme, and it just doesn't land, and you're like, oh, boy. We need Trump saying this, by the way. We need Trump more front and center. This guy can't be the only person that we see every day. I mean, it's just can't.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
This is not feasible that you elect one guy, and then here we go. Yeah, this is just... I am become meme.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Oh, boy. I just don't. I don't. This is not good. I got to be honest with you. I don't think this is good. This is not good. Sometimes the optics are the story, meaning what it appears becomes the reality. Whether it is or isn't the reality, it actually becomes the reality. And I just, I think they have to rein him in over there. He's having fun. Here's what I will say.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
It is fun to be a billionaire and on ketamine and running around with a chainsaw. I would do it. I'm not above doing it. Do you understand? I'm not saying I'd make the cuts he's making. I don't know all of the cuts. Some of the cuts seem to make sense. Some of them don't. They're getting rid of a lot of IRS people. I do kind of agree with that.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Personally, I don't need everyone looking into where I am. Where am I? Who knows? Where do I live? Whose business is it of yours where I live? I live in a different realm. But I just think this insane, like... His appearance, which is, I guess, like the sunglasses and everything, kind of what I'm doing. I'm a comedian who has a podcast on the internet where I talk about things.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
You now, for the rest of your miserable lives, get to fly free on our shit airline that may or may not land, but you're in it for free. You don't have to pay to see a woman, a flight attendant with lupus, tell you that there's no more of the beef entree and you have to take the chicken bowl, whatever the fuck that is. So, I mean, let's get a nice video up of this accident.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
He is a special advisor to the president. I know that he's having fun with it, but there's got to be a way to present this where he seems less high. I've said that to my friends. I've been, can you just seem less high? I'm not saying don't be high. Some of my friends cannot function without drugs. I don't even want to be near them without drugs. I just mean be less high. Just be less high.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Not not high. Less high. Less high. There's a lot. Just don't, like, tweak out in front of people. I used to be really fucked up all the time. I would sit at my desk in the mortgage company, and I'd be coked out of my guts, and I'd be having drips, you know, and I would just be kind of like, ugh. And people would be like, hey, man, you're, like, really high.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
And I think, I mean, just look at him there a little bit. He seems a little high. Just be a little less high. I'm just saying, walking out on stage with sunglasses and a chainsaw is a little bit of a tell. It's a little bit of a tell that you might be... And I've tried to get him on the show, and I'd have a convo with him. I don't think he'd do it.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
I'd have a convo with him, and we'd be very respectful and just go, what's going on? You know what I mean? We could sit here in sunglasses... He gives me a chainsaw. We both have chainsaws. Maybe we'll do that. It's just we desperately need, I think, in this country at the moment, people that feel somewhat sober, right? That's all. That's all I'm saying.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Whether they are high on ideas or actual drugs, I don't know. But we need sobriety in this country. We need somebody who's sober. We need a dad to just go, hey, man, here's the reality. You're out of control right now. You're absolutely out of control. And we need that. But this is a dad who himself is a little out of control, I think.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
I think you come home and you see dad with sunglasses and a chainsaw, and you go, my dad is going through something. Like, this is like a dad where you would tell your friends before you brought them into your house, my dad's going through something. We don't know what it is, but... He's going through something. But we need somebody who's sober. And Bannon made a good point.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
These oligarchs are going to use Trump the way they used the... Isn't it funny that all these tech people were left-wing, now they're right-wing? It's almost like they don't believe in anything except their own power. That's what it seems like as an observer. Bluetooth is putting its money where its mouth is and offering you a month free.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
And Blue Chew can help, okay? We've got a special deal for our listeners. Try your first month of Blue Chew free. Visit bluechew.com for more details and important safety information. We thank Blue Chew for sponsoring this podcast. Back to these little baby coffins. I don't like them. I was making a point and I got sidetracked. They're having this event in the Palestinian... Where are they?
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
What venue is that? Can I sell enough tickets to play it? Sean Millay? How many tickets can I sell here? Can we get this YouTube up, please, of all these... Get my agent on the phone. I want to play this venue now. I want to play the Baby Coffin venue. I want to play it. How many tickets do I have to sell to play this venue? Pre-sale code COFFIN.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
I always wanted to go to Israel to have that shakshuka. It's that breakfast. It's kind of eggs are baking in a thing of tomato. But now I don't. Now look at that venue. How many people do we figure are there? Zoom. Can we zoom? It seems like an outdoor amphitheater type thing that they've... Maybe it's just a gathering place. I don't know what it is.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Can I do a live from Gaza, Tim Dillon live from Gaza? It would just be a fun show. Live from Gaza, it's Tim Dillon. So now, here's the thing. We all think what's going on over there is horrible. A loss of human life is distressing to a lot of people. No one who's successful, to be honest, but a lot of other people seem bothered. Now, I'm kidding, but here's what I mean by this.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
It is very difficult to weigh the value of Okay, let's get this up here. I was going to make a brilliant point, but I will in a minute. Let's see this. Let's see this. Let's watch it. There's music. There's a Hamas photographer. There's a videographer. Hamas videographer. Hilarious. There's a Hamas videographer. I mean, this beat. Again, not for the killing. Just talking about the beat.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
And Delta goes, oh, we'll give it to you with no strings attached. You're damn right you will, you whore. It's 30 grand. It's nothing. I'm hanging from the ceiling of the plane because you flipped it over. $30,000 cannot do any. Now, I know I'm out of touch. Whatever. Don't comment. $30,000 is actually a good amount of money. No, it's not. Not when you're almost dead, you dummy.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Can you get the beat up again? Can we get that beat? Can I say it? I like that beat. Don't like the coffin. All right, get the coffin out. Get the coffin out. It's depressing. My thesis here is this. My prediction is there will be no peace in the Middle East. It's not going to happen. I don't think they want peace either, either side, to be honest. I don't think either side.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
I think the people do. I think the people do. I don't think Hamas or Israel really wants peace. I think they just want to, I think they want to ride it out till the end. I don't think, I think the people want peace. I don't think the people are being listened to. I think the people in the Ukraine want peace. I think people in Russia want peace.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
I think when governments get involved and when financial interests get involved, it becomes very difficult to, I think that people have endured an unimaginable horror in Gaza. And I think the families that were kidnapped and were killed in Israel have endured an unimaginable amount of horror on October 7th, okay?
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And I think that at the end of the day, it is very hard to put yourself in the position of any of those people who are directly affected, okay? You know, I'm not a person that was at a rave and ended up in a tunnel. Okay. I am not a person who watched my kids vaporized in front of my eyes in Gaza. All of these people are forever going to hate the people that are responsible for those atrocities.
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There's never going to be. And here's what this all comes down to. Truly. I am not making enough money. I should make more money for what I do. I am not paid enough money. Okay. I should be a multi, multi, multi, multimillionaire for what I do. And I'm not. And it's disgusting. And it's a shame. And I don't, there's really, I don't see a way for me to make more money from this. Israel-Gaza war.
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I think I'm tapped on it. There doesn't seem to be a way for me to get my beak wet in Israel-Gaza. Maybe a little Russia-Ukraine, because Russia was handed out a couple of pesos a few years ago, and they're not anymore. Somehow I didn't get on that train, okay? What I'm saying is this. There's a lot of tragedy in the world.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
OK, and I am wondering, how can I add value, as Gary Vee would say to this? How do I add value to this Hamas thing with the Israelis? And I just don't see I'm recusing myself as a commentator from this particular issue. I will still cover it, but I cannot cover it with any real. I just because here's the reality. I'm not being paid enough money for this. I need more money.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
If you really want an in-depth analysis here of this, which means I have to go to these places, I have to fly to these, I need millions of dollars to do, I need to go. I can't do it from this desk. You need to pay me an insane amount of money to risk my life and limb and to go there and to sit down with them, all of them. All of them. The little Hamas kids and the little IDF people.
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And speak to them. And say, what's going on here? Because that's what I'd say. I'd sit them down and go, hey, what's going on here? But I can't do it. I can't do it. I have too much going on right now to do it. So it is bad and sad and unimaginably horrific, this whole thing. I'm just saying I don't know what to do, really. I can't solve this, and I don't think anyone can.
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And I know you're all thinking you can, and on X, and on your blue sky, and on threads, and I hope you do. Here's what I'm telling you all. I hope you do. You're smarter than me. You're smarter than me. I hope you solve it. I don't know what to do.
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432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
In a world where we're having little baby coffin parades and then the other side is just going to en masse firebomb everybody and everybody hates everybody over there, I just can't. I just don't know. I hope they turn over new leaf. I really do. You know, all the things in our country that we ridicule, the consumerism, the malls, the bullshit, they need it. They need it there.
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They're steeped in these ideologies, these insane pathologies for generations. They need a PacSun. They need a mall. Trump is right. Sorry. They need to develop that area. They shouldn't be kicked out, but they need the things that we have. They need dumb, consumerist, empty, hollow shit. This is the other option. The baby coffin parade. They need other things.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Demand something for your fucking meaningless, worthless life. Demand Delta. Delta's got more money than God. They can pay you more money. They almost killed you. They almost killed you on their shit plane. You were coming from Minneapolis to Toronto. You have a horrible life. Unless you were living in Toronto and escaping Minneapolis. But whatever. Take this opportunity.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They need movie theaters where you could go, that sucked. They need that. Hamas needs to go to a movie and go, that sucked. Movies are dead. That's what they need. They need a ranch one. Remember that? The chicken sandwich? They had the flat pickle? They need that. They need these things. They can't, you know? And Israel needs to chillax a little bit. They're also insane, by the way.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Religiously insane. And you don't realize that, you know? But I do like that hat, that furry, that shrimel they have. I do like that. But they need that. They need that. They just get the Ranch One chicken and cheese up, please, and put it on the Ranch One chicken and cheese. What do you mean? Give me the chicken and cheese. This is the classic sandwich. The chicken and cheese is the flat pickle.
The Tim Dillon Show
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If you could go to a mall and have a chicken and cheese, what the fuck happened to the chicken and cheese? Can we get their menu up? This is about the Middle East. Are they out of business? What happened to the chicken and cheese? I'll call Ranch One right now. Does Ranch One still exist? Ranch One. Ranch One locations. Woodbury Park, New Jersey. We're calling right now.
The Tim Dillon Show
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How about Patterson, New Jersey? We're going to do this for another hour. I'm going to join Hamas if they don't answer this phone. Hi, is this Ranch One? Do you have the chicken and cheese? Do you know the sandwich, the chicken and cheese sandwich? No, but there was a sandwich called the chicken and cheese that had the pickle, the flat pickle, and the lettuce tomato. Do you still have that?
The Tim Dillon Show
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If you remember that as a kid, I was in the commercial for Batman the Ride when I was like, I don't know, 11 or something. And I went on it like six times in a row. And it was great. And you would hang upside down. And that was fun. But you signed up for that. Show the people Batman the Ride. Remember that? That's when life was simple and good.
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Oh, you have the chicken and cheese. Okay, thank you. I'm going to come and I'm going to eat one.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Thank you. People actually like that when you say that to them. Enough with the baby coffins, really. Multiple bus explosions in Israel. I mean, guys, stop dominating the cycle. Kash Patel's in at the FBI. That's going to be wacky. Cash Patel is going to go in there. You know, the FBI is a very corrupt institution. That's the thing with a lot of these government institutions.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Elon and these guys aren't wrong. There is a ton of government corruption. I just don't think a ketamine-fueled chainsaw swinging festival and then laying everyone off immediately is the move. I think you should do some audits. I think you should, you know, play it close to the chest a little bit. Like, you know, I'm not saying the instinct is wrong. I think the instinct is correct.
The Tim Dillon Show
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The FBI is an insanely corrupt agency. And that's something liberals should agree with. And I think Cash Patel is going to go in there and find some stuff out. I think there is going to be uncomfortable things coming out. And I'm sure there is waste and there is corruption. These things all can be true at once, by the way.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I know it's hard to hold different thoughts in your head, but you can say, yes, this is fucked. And at the end of the day, it is good. to go and challenge all this stuff, but we just have to do it in a way where people aren't like, wait a minute, everyone, we all just got fired. Now we're pissed. The economy sucks. And you know what? Fuck it.
The Tim Dillon Show
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This is the defining moment of your life. Delta should give you everything they fucking have. Look at this. Let's watch this. 5, 2, 3, I can't do it.
The Tim Dillon Show
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We're going to completely disavow any faith that we had in this administration because you're going to be there four years. Whether you hate them or not, they're going to be there. And if they can't competently govern, it's going to be a problem for the entire country.
The Tim Dillon Show
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So that needs to be the goal is competent governance, which is why guys like Bannon, who are big fans of a lot of what Trump is saying, are saying you can't smash everything with a hammer because Because you're going to drive the country into a level of chaos that's going to cause people to completely abandon anything you want to do.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Any of the goals that you had, you probably won't be able to accomplish. Three Michigan children found living in squalor after their mother abandoned them, and this woman was arrested. Good. Three Michigan children found living alone an absolute squalor after mother abandoned them for years. The situation would be deemed deplorable and intolerable for an animal.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It is utterly unacceptable for three children. Let's watch a little bit of this. I am a fan of parents being held accountable. But by the way, with all due respect, is this that bad? No, I mean literally. Literally. I personally have spent time in homes that were worse than that. That doesn't seem... It's a little clutter and shit on the walls.
The Tim Dillon Show
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There's a little bit of clutter and a small amount of what seems to be feces on the door. But is it that bad? Are these kids – I've got to be honest with you with these kids today. Are these kids being too demanding and too entitled? And I don't know if they're being too entitled because that, to me, seems like a perfectly livable situation.
The Tim Dillon Show
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That should not hold anyone back from being a billionaire in our country, living like that and growing up like that. It should only strengthen you and inspire you, as Gary Vee would say.
The Tim Dillon Show
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who I love, but I believe, and the many imitators of him, of which there are legion on the internet, the, you know who, every, you know, the like hustle and grind and, you know, and pump a coin and dump a coin and we're all criminals now. What does it matter? Who cares? It's all fake. That crew, you know what I mean? That crew of like, it's your own fault you're not a billionaire.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Just hit someone over the head. Let's watch a little bit of this.
The Tim Dillon Show
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There are so many cases like this. Let's pause this. There are so many cases like this where kids fall through the cracks in our society that it is very difficult to justify an open-ended, unending commitment to giving military aid to the Ukraine when we have children in our society that no one cares at all about, by the way. No one in our government cares at all about any of these kids.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They care about... You know why? I'll tell you why. These kids aren't sitting on considerable mineral deposits. Okay? Now, if these kids were sitting on mineral deposits, or if their backyard was the breadbasket of Europe... OK, if there was grain and lithium ion or if they then we would really care. And there'd be speeches about it. How important it is. We can't abandon these kids.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It's who we are. We're people that come to the rescue of these kids. And Lindsey Graham would be out there being locked with his faggoty ass and be like, hi, y'all. These kids need our help. We need to give money to these kids and their mother Vladimir Putin's an animal and she only dropped food off every couple of weeks. But we don't do that.
The Tim Dillon Show
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We don't do that because these kids mean nothing to those politicians. In fact, those are the kids who end up in horrible situations, are then abused by said politicians, by the way, historically. That is the pipeline of children that disappear and all this stuff. So never, ever, ever fall for the high horse moral bullshit
The Tim Dillon Show
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When they're talking about the Ukraine, they don't give a fuck about anyone in the Ukraine. They just let them all get slaughtered, okay? They don't care.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They would fund that war until the end of time, and the entire country of the Ukraine would be decimated, and they would kill every last man, woman, and child so that they could get a win against the Russian military, but more importantly, so that they could take all of that money for themselves.
The Tim Dillon Show
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There you go. 30 grand, by the way. $30,000. Play, and I have it on my Instagram. If you can't find it anywhere else, there is a video of the people hopping out of the plane. Okay? It's on my Instagram. I've sent it to some music, and that music is going to get us in trouble, so don't use the music. Here it is. Now, this is the people. This is what Delta thinks $30,000 makes up for.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And, you know, Trump's sitting there now going, well, we're going to carve it up, and we want $500 billion, and this, that, and the other thing, and we gave you all this money. And years and years and years ago, I had a Ukrainian comedian on my show who now lives in America. Nice kid. And I think it's a tragedy and a horror what happened to that country. But...
The Tim Dillon Show
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Every war in history has ended with some type of deal, an exchange of land, a territory deal, borders, everything, every single one. So it is obvious to a lot of people that years ago there could have been an agreement made. And maybe it wouldn't have been an agreement that people loved. Maybe it would have been a stopgap. It would have been a Band-Aid. It would have been something.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It would have prevented the enormous amount of death and destruction that we have seen right now. And when you see the conditions that kids – and this is not – and I love the news. It was like, how did this happen? How were these kids – we're shocked that these kids fell through the – it's all over the place. Shit like that is happening. And we do not care. It's our own country. We don't care.
The Tim Dillon Show
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We've abandoned those people completely. And that's the issue. It's not that I don't feel for people in the Ukraine. It's not that I don't feel for people in Russia. It's not that I don't feel for people in Israel or Gaza or wherever. It's that if you're abandoning the people that live in your own country...
The Tim Dillon Show
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in your own precinct, and you don't care about these people, you don't care if they're working, you don't care if they have health care, you don't care if they're living or dead, and then you expect me to believe that you care magically about the people that live in the Ukraine? You care about them? You don't care about the people that you see every day? The people in your own country?
The Tim Dillon Show
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You don't care. You drive by factories that are closed down. You drive by boarded up Main Street stores. None of it means anything to you. You don't give a shit. You drive by all this stuff. You drive around the ghettos and those areas where people get shot in the head and you go, man, that sucks. You don't care about any of that. And then you go eat at the Capitol Grill.
The Tim Dillon Show
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But you care about the Ukraine, right? That's interesting. That never made any sense to me. Never made any sense to me. So, it's not that there's... that I don't have empathy for people that are dying in the Ukraine. This is terrible. We should have tried to end this war years ago. So this is the takeaway for something like that, because that's not rare, by the way.
The Tim Dillon Show
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That house you saw, that poverty, those people in there, the parents that are on drugs and that have abandoned the kids, that's actually not rare. It's happening all over the place. It's happening all the time. And, you know, it's unfortunate. It's not as bad as this. The L.A. home of Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman was burglarized on Valentine's Day. How low can these people go? How low can you go?
The Tim Dillon Show
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Now, she lives by me in Tribeca. She's got a penthouse, 24 mil. Who cares? It's really not great, to be honest. No views. And her and Keith Urban, and by the way, What is this? But those two, they have a house in LA. I just, I don't know what's happening. They have a house in Los Angeles and they were right. It was robbed on Valentine's day in Jen. Listen to this.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Listen to how sick people are that they would rob this house on Valentine's day. Let's hear this. We get some volume here.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It's the Chilean gang. It's the Chileans. That's who it is. Kill it. It's the Chilean. It's this Chilean gang of Chileans. I'm telling you it's true. There's a Chilean gang and they're targeting high-profile people. Not me. Why not? I got shit. They've never tried to rob me. You really learn where on the pecking order you are when no one tries to rob your damn house?
The Tim Dillon Show
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They drive by, they go, what's in that? What's that guy got? Who cares? Chinese food? We're not going to risk our freedom for that. Well, what has he got? It's sad. That's them, the Chileans. Is that the Chileans or is that a music group?
The Tim Dillon Show
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You're being evacuated from the plane. And one of the flight attendants is smiling while she's doing this because they want this to happen and she's sick. And she's actually happy this happened. And you should be too. You should be suing the fuck out of Delta. If you have any lawyer that is at all a competent lawyer, they're telling you to tell Delta, fuck you, 30 grand. Fuck you. Fuck you.
The Tim Dillon Show
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These are the Chileans. One of them's kind of hot. Then there's a fatty. Social media is fucking everybody up. Stop posing with all the shit you stole, you retard. God. Our criminals are getting dumber and the public is getting dumber. What does that mean for the future of crime? And also, it is funny. No one cares. Nobody's a sympathetic figure anymore.
The Tim Dillon Show
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We've driven people into such state of desperation in this country that literally no one cares about anything. And you can't even blame them because they're living in a house with shit on the walls. And then they're like, Nicole Kidman was beheaded. And you go, whatever. No one cares. No one has sympathy for anybody anymore. Nicole Kidman was beheaded in her home and they stole her teeth. So what?
The Tim Dillon Show
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Who gives a fuck? She ain't made nothing good in years. just eating a thing you found, just eating some cat. There's people eating cats in this country, cooking them in oil and eating them, and then they got to hear about Nicole Kidman's house getting broken into by the Chileans, and no one cares. And that's what happens when you make people desperate.
The Tim Dillon Show
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When you make, they become themselves, they lose a little bit of their humanity. I'm not saying you have to care about Nicole Kidman's whatever. But, you know, it's the design of making people desperate and angry. And you make them desperate and you immiserate them and their lives suck. And then they go, we don't care. We don't give a shit. Now, here's the way I feel about it.
The Tim Dillon Show
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No matter what you think, Nicole Kidman is kind of a person. She's almost a person. She's similar to a person. Nicole Kidman appears like a person. Nicole Kidman almost feels like a person. And that's sad that something would happen to her belongings. You might think, oh, she's rich, she's an actress. Yeah, but she's very similar to a human being. Nicole Kidman's very similar to a human being.
The Tim Dillon Show
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She appears to be one. If you saw her, you would get the idea that at one time she was a human being. Or she's learned how to be a human being. If you see her up close, you'd go, that feels... Feels like a human being. I know it's not, but so that's what I mean. It's like when someone's like, for example, that little robot in L.A. that has the googly eyes.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I don't like when the home and it delivers the food. I don't like get it up. That little robot with the googly eyes that delivers the food in L.A. I don't know its name, but it has a name. Robot with the googly eyes in L.A. that delivers the food. It's like a little it's like a little cooler. It's this. Yeah. Yeah. Get them up. There he is. Yeah, that thing. What is that? That thing.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Make it bigger, that guy. Make him bigger or her or it. Yeah, so they do Uber Eats, that little robot. Now, because it has googly eyes, I don't like when the homeless people kick it. That's the way I feel about Nicole Kidman. Do you see what I mean, getting robbed? Nicole Kidman is a better-looking version of that. She has eyes. Who knows what she is? No one knows. Do you see what I mean?
The Tim Dillon Show
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It doesn't matter. I'm saying you should feel a little bad for when bad things happen. Like, I don't like to see that little googly-eyed thing get kicked. Because it has the eyes. Without the eyes, I don't care. It's just someone kicking a garbage can. But they were smart to put those little eyes on it. Because I go, well, don't kick it now.
The Tim Dillon Show
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A lot of them, sometimes they'll just see a homeless person kick one. Now, I wouldn't care if it didn't have the googly eyes, but because it has the googly eyes, you feel a way about it. And that's how the AI comes in, and that's how we all die.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Because I do, every now and then, I'll be on Sunset Boulevard, and I'll be in my car, and I'll roll down the window, and I'll see a homeless man or woman kicking this googly-eyed delivery thing. And... I feel bad about it. I go, that's not good. Now, I know that thing can't feel, but I'm like, it's just doing its job. That's what I feel.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I landed upside down. Are you fucking nuts? Are you fucking nuts? 30 grand? The plane landed upside down and it went on fire. At the last minute of the fight, you think it's all good, and it's not. Now, let's get one of the passengers up describing this. These people are entirely too calm. They're entirely too calm, and they're going to fuck their lawsuit up.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Literally, I go, it's just delivering a burrito bowl or something to someone. It didn't want to do that, but it's doing it. This is what it is. It didn't want to do that, but it just got built to do that. Someone built it to do that. Someone built it to be that. Whether it wants to or not doesn't matter. It was built to be that, Nicole Kidman. Do you see what I mean? Do you see what I mean?
The Tim Dillon Show
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You would see Nicole Kidman and go, I wouldn't usually care if someone kicked it, but it has eyes. That's the way I feel. That's the way I feel. That's the empathy. That's the way I feel when we, in the Palisades, all these cunts' homes burned down. And it was sad, even though it wasn't. They have eyes. Do you know what I mean? Nicole Kidman has a face. Sure.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Is she a person the way you would understand a person? Probably not. Probably not. She doesn't seem to be. But she's very similar to one. She's almost a human being, and that matters. She's more of a human being than that little service Uber Eats thing. To be honest, maybe not. They're about the same, but she's hotter.
The Tim Dillon Show
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She is hotter than the little bucket who brings you the smoothie with the googly eyes in L.A., that little robot bucket. Nicole Kidman's hotter than that bucket. They have the same inner life. That bucket and Nicole Kidman are essentially the same thing. She's just bringing you a smoothie. The smoothie is a film. The film is about her getting fingered by a guy.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It's Fifty Shades of Grey, and she makes that weird noise, and she goes, and there's something about her ear that's not right. But my point is that she's just trying to bring you a smoothie, a burrito bowl, sustenance, cheap crap, stuff to eat. She's just trying to bring you something to chew on and get through this thing we call life, and she has eyes. Don't kick her. You know what I mean?
The Tim Dillon Show
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Don't kick her. She's kind of similar to what appears to be, in a way, tangentially related to a human. And that's not nothing. Do you understand? That's the way we see these people now. Sure, Elon Musk's on drugs with sunglasses and a chainsaw, but at one time he was a human.
The Tim Dillon Show
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We're going to have to remember that about most of the people who rule us, be they Nicole Kidman, Elon Musk, or that googly-eyed bucket who gives you the smoothie from Uber Eats. At one time, these were people. At one time, these were people. And you're going to have to treat them like that. Are they people now? Who even knows? That's the wrong question. That's the wrong question.
The Tim Dillon Show
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The answer is they have eyes. They have eyes for the moment. They have eyes. Those googly eyes are so important. They knew it when they built that little bucket. They said, we got to give it googly eyes so that people feel bad when the homeless kick it.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Remember, we all have need to see the googly eyes on the little robot who brings us the burrito bowl it's important this is a lesson for the trump administration this is a lesson for delta it's a lesson for all the corporate oligarchs old and new the tech oligarchs the plain scum whoever you are out there Put googly eyes on your delivery bucket so that we feel bad when you're kicked.
The Tim Dillon Show
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If you leave the eyes off the bucket, not only are we not going to feel bad when you get kicked, we're going to kick you because every now and then you're going to see, you see a crowd of homeless people and they're kicking it and they're trying to pry it open and they're trying to take the burrito bowl. for themselves. And that's what you all want to avoid, isn't it? Isn't it?
The Tim Dillon Show
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Give it googly eyes. Make it feel like Nicole Kidman. Make yourselves into kind of people. Do you see? That's the beauty of it.
The Tim Dillon Show
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When I was a kid, we learned one thing and one thing only. You sue. You sue, Morgan & Morgan. You sue no matter what. It was drilled into our heads. We had a pool in my backyard. It was in-ground. Sorry. Sorry. We had nothing else. My mother was a nut. My father was a musician. But we somehow had an in-ground pool. Not above ground. It was in the ground. My mother taught swimming lessons there.
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And she said, if somebody slips and falls on our pool deck, we're going to get sued. Do you understand that, they would say to me? Do you understand that if you or one of your fat little friends falls on our pool deck, we lose this house? They said it to me every night. They said it every night. If you, if a kid punched another kid, there would be a lawsuit.
The Tim Dillon Show
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If you injured yourself on a camping trip with another family, there would be a lawsuit. Everything you did, there would be a lawsuit immediately. One of my friends, I forget, he hurt himself. It wasn't even serious, okay? But literally immediately after helping him, my mother in the kitchen was screaming, we're going to get sued now. Now we're going to get sued.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I grew up with the fear of litigation. The fear of litigation. It is the most American thing to sue someone. You bring them to court and you take what they have. It is American, as American as apple pie. When you were wronged by one of these companies, you sue the shit out of them. People sue their friends in this. I know people that are in litigation with people they are friends with.
The Tim Dillon Show
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You would go to Six Flags, Great Adventure, and you'd go on Batman the Ride. That was your goal when you were 13 years old. Not to better understand Hitler, which is now what 13-year-olds are doing. But what was he like? Let's just go to Great Adventure. Stop talking about Hitler all the time. You're 14. But why did he do the things he did? Don't you ever wonder that? Enough!
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Because lawsuits are good and they make us who we are. Do you understand that out there? Can you fucking get that through your head? Without lawyers and lawsuits, we are nothing. We don't even know who we are. We exist to sue each other and the companies we can. If you can take what someone else has, you have to do it. You sue them. You serve them papers. Don't try it with me.
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I got great lawyers. I got great First Amendment attorneys. Don't you try it with me, Meghan Markle. I'll get in a high-profile legal battle with you tonight. Don't try it with me, you hussy. Now, look at this fool.
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What are you grateful for, you idiot? This is how dumb they are. Shut that off for a minute. Pause that for a minute. What are you grateful for? What are you grateful for? The plane flipped off. God help them interview me. God help them interview me. I saw God at the end. I saw God, and he said you weren't ready. But God said someone should pay for this.
The Tim Dillon Show
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These fools, you're being handed a pot of gold. Shut up. I haven't been the same since the accident. I cannot say. I ask me, just ask me, how have you been holding up? How have you been holding up? I'm going to be a person who is in the accident.
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The accident severed my body from my mind. I feel as if I'm watching myself. That might be too much in hindsight. That might be... That might... I got to find the middle ground. The problem with me with the acting is I go hard. I go hard. I leave it on the field. I leave it all on the field. But that might be too much. But it's somewhere between what I just did and what he just did.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Because he needs, this guy needs money. He's got a ramen shirt. What is that? What's he doing? What kind of shirt is that? Is this a magazine? This guy needs money. He's a sweet guy. Here's the thing. People have these near-death experiences. They always learn the wrong lessons. Let me educate some of you fools, okay? Everybody learns the wrong lessons.
The Tim Dillon Show
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All these people go to Sedona, Arizona and take shrooms and have all these realizations. I go to Sedona, Arizona, take shrooms and go, why isn't there a Four Seasons? Why aren't we building? You know what I mean? We're in the world that we're in. Stop pretending we're in this other realm. If there is one and we get there, great. We'll deal with it then. But right now, we're in the earth, okay?
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And on the earth, we got lawsuits, okay? Stop having these transcendental moments with the news anchor on the fucking Canadian broadcasting company. Get your lawyer and sue the shit out of these people. All of these people have these near-death experiences, and then they all go, well, it made me realize to appreciate life. No, no, no, no. You were wronged. You are owed. Point blank.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Let's go on the scream machine. So Batman, the ride is, was a good ride. And my point is, if you're on a Delta flight, okay, and it lands upside down, you should get more than $30,000. You should get to fly free for the rest of your life on that shit airline, which is a shit airline, Delta. It is shit. By the way, like all American carriers, they're shit. And they treat you like garbage.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I'm just happy I'm here. No, no. You're getting it all wrong. You're supposed to hold their feet to the fire. It's Delta. They don't care about you. You're a terrible company. They're terrible people. They're terrible. They torture their employees. They don't care about anything. It's crazy.
The Tim Dillon Show
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This is like if someone kidnapped you and kept you in a shed for a month and then they interviewed you and you're like, well, all's well that ends well. That's not, no. Let's see what else this bum has to say. These bums don't deserve money if they don't know how to fucking work it. Work it.
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Okay, this anchor's so dumb. All right, enough of this. Get rid of this. I can't. God, Canada. Canada's got some real dummies up there. No offense. It's the endgame of socialism in Canada, by the way. It's just everything's just a corporate sterile hell. And obviously, I know it's not fully socialist or whatever, but I'm just saying this is what you get.
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You just walk by places that go wine bar, pizza, warm place. Do you want to go to warm place? Do you like warm place? It's just all, and this is just citizenry, by the way. This is what you get out there. Well, the plane was doing good, and then it exploded. Um, and then the news anchors like, so were you, did you have the snack on the plane?
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Did you partake of the cookie or the, it's like, it's just the most banal. And I just got back from Canada. We did a bunch of theaters up there. I love it. Vancouver is stunning. I like Toronto. I liked it. It's becoming a very dark and criminal country with a, that sort of runs drugs and traffics people and minerals, and I think that's fun, and the Northern Territories are very interesting to me.
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The Yukon and places like that, you could go see the Northern Lights. I didn't have the time. Whatever, whatever, bygones. But there are things about it that I like. I don't like poutine. I think it's shit. And, you know, but I like it, and I like that everyone came out The podcast is brought to you by Stash. Saving and investing can feel impossible. With Stash, it's not just a reality, it's easy.
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Now, I have struck a very reasonable tone about this whole entire Middle East thing. My position has been the entire time, stop yelling. Now, that's been the consistent position that Tim Dillon has had in the Middle East. There's far too much yelling on all sides, screaming even, these people, all of them, about something or other. Now, Gaza's not doing well.
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When I hear misinformation, I feel like someone is saying that this is intentionally misrepresenting the truth. That's how I view misinformation. Like, disinformation or, you know, incorrect information is one thing. But, like, misinformation always seems to me like you're—this is, like, on purpose. Right. Right? Doesn't it? Yeah, I would agree.
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I might not be right in terms of, like, what the dictionary defines it as. Disinformation to me, like a disinfo campaign, seems like it's a— Concerned effort. Strategy. Yeah. And you want that information out there to muddy the waters and confuse people. Yeah. And especially because they called it a campaign. Right. So it's a part of a misinformation. You find it, Jamie?
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If you click on the video, it doesn't have community notes?
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God damn, I swear to God, I saw it before. Here's your post on it. If I click there. No community notes? Maybe somebody pulled down the community notes. Yeah, here's the thing. Whether you agree with him or not, he is the CEO of a drone manufacturing company. Yeah. He scared the fuck out of me. He scared me.
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I think the disinformation or misinformation, whatever they're calling it, was in regards to nuclear warheads that had not been recovered. Right. And I think what the community notes were saying was that all the warheads from when Ukraine got disarmed- Are accounted for. Are accounted for. Yeah. And then there was another guy. I don't think it's the same guy.
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Is it the same guy that was saying that he put his hands on one? Yeah. Is that him? He's the one that said, I talked to someone. I spoke to someone. But you know what's interesting? My friend, Bethany, who's like one of the Real Housewives chicks who came up with that margarita. She made like a shitload of money. Bethany Frankel? Yeah, Bethany Frankel.
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But as soon as you started fucking around with the audience and going into them, they got loose. They got loose a little bit. But it's like, it's funny. It's like when you shoot a special, you know, you do comedy all the time and then you go out and you shoot a special and you go, okay, I've done this a million times. It's gone great and it'll go great now and we'll just get it on film.
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Some guy called her and we did a three-way call. She goes, I just want you to be on the phone with this dude. And he was just basically like, listen, my dad worked for this and that. And he was, you know, and he goes... He said a lot of what that guy said. He said they're looking for something and whatever they're looking for, they want to find badly.
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Well, if they do have a Skunk Works program where they do have some very sophisticated drones that can do things that these drones are doing. One of these things these drones are doing is hovering for very long periods of time, five hours. Five hours of flight time is nuts. And they're not exhibiting this traditional heat signature.
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Any kind of engine, an electric engine, any engine is going to give off heat. It's going to give off friction. It just has to. So somehow or another, these things aren't doing that. So how are they doing that? Do they have a cooling system? And if they have a cooling system, what's powering the cooling system?
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And what kind of batteries are they operating under that they can fly for five hours at a time? Yeah. So Ryan Graves, the fighter pilot who was on the podcast, talked about a couple of things that were theoretical that people were openly working on in the 1960s and then kind of disappeared.
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One of them is anti-gravity drives, like something that works not on a propulsion system like we have with jets, but something completely different, some completely different type of technology. And the other one was cold fusion. Interesting.
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That there does seem to be at least a few reports that people have been able to do fusion without generating all that radioactivity and the heat and the different energy that comes from regular fusion. Right. And that's something they've been trying to do forever. Forever. Yeah. It seems like, see, what's the latest on cold fusion, Jamie?
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See, it's one of those things where I think by the time it gets to a moron like me, Like how many people know it exists? How many people suppress that it exists? How often does – that seems to me to be an issue of national intelligence. Right. Like national security. You had Annie Jacobson on and she wrote that book about DARPA.
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And that book talks about how many years in advance they've had a lot of these technologies. Yeah. By the time you're seeing that robot dog, you know that robot dog they make? By the time you're seeing that motherfucker, that Boston Dynamics, that fucker can probably run 500 miles an hour. That's right. And it probably looks like a real cheetah. So it's been around for a long time.
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Yeah, I think they're way more advanced than what they let on. You know, especially when you're dealing with the government. Right. If you're dealing with like some black ops skunk work stuff that they're doing at Area 51. Right. Well, how do we know about it? By the time we know about it, it's already been used in war or it's already like the fucking stealth bomber. Right.
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Or it has a commercial component where they're going to sell it. Yeah. Right. By the time we know about the state of the art of weapon systems, why would they tell us? So there is a possibility that this is a drill. It's possible. And they're exhibiting this technology. They're testing it. They're – Yeah. Totally possible. That's a possibility. Yeah. That seems to be the most benign possibility.
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And then you go out and it's like... And I'm like embarrassed because you're there. And in my head I'm like, I hope he left. Because you're all excited and you're like, I'm coming to see the special. And I'm like. Well, thank God I came. I mean, I'm up there and I'm like doing bits and the audience is just staring at me. And I go, well, this is good.
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If you wanted to test like the capabilities of these things in urban environments and how people react – Just throw them up in the air around New Jersey. You got the most volatile population on Earth. It's the most volatile human beings on the planet. If you were going to test anything, it's over the skies of New Jersey. It's a good place to test. It's a motley crew of people in that state.
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Joey Diaz is the king of the state. Joey Diaz is right.
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Do you think there's a possibility that it's China? Yes. That's terrifying. It's terrifying. There's all possibilities because as soon as they tell us, then we know. Because they're going around sensitive military bases. Yeah. And they're coming from the ocean. And Trump said he didn't want to comment if he had gotten an intelligence briefing. But I watched his – I watched his press conference.
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He said the government knows, the military knows where they came from. They should tell people and wouldn't comment on whether he received an intelligence briefing, which makes sense. Yeah. But was basically, he said in his estimation, he doesn't think it's enemy drones because they would have shot them down, even if they were late, unless there's a reason they're not shooting them down.
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So that's the whole thing. If China's able to do that, because it's not Iran. There's no way it's Iran. It seems like – and I don't know if it's Russia. But here's the thing. If you're going to shoot them down, you're going to shoot them down in the skies over New Jersey. That's a problem. You're launching missiles into the sky over New Jersey. They miss sometimes.
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They missed when they shot that balloon. Remember the balloon? Spy balloon. That balloon was going slow as fuck, and one of those missiles missed. I'm pretty sure that's true. That's China with spy balloons. Yeah, that was a spy balloon by China. Now, how do we know they come from the water? Well, they tracked these things. They were coming from 50 miles at least off the coast. Wow.
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Just to be able to go that far, that's so far. That's crazy. Like, that should take an hour to drive. U.S. says first missiles missed unidentified aerial—yeah, it missed. Yeah. So our best fucking missile couldn't even hit a goddamn balloon. It's just floating. It's not zipping through the sky like a jet. It's just floating, and they missed. So where does that missile go?
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I don't know, but you don't want to be there when it fucking hits the ground. So these drones, they're coming from the water. They're doing whatever they're doing, surveillance, whatever it is. They're sniffing around. Who knows? And then they're going back out to sea? Some of them. See, they're all different. Some of them seem to be traditional drones that are commercially available.
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Some of them. Some of them are orbs. There's people getting these photos of these fucking glowing balls. Plasma orbs. There's one that I saw on Twitter. I was like, man, I don't want to get into this right now. I'm going to bed. And so I forgot to save it, unfortunately, because it was just— Is it when they're landing the plane and they're up really high?
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No, it was—they were focusing in on a screen. So someone—have you seen it?
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We're overwhelmed by these goddamn things. I'm maybe saving the interesting ones and sending them to Jamie. I don't know, man. I think some of them are—we've watched one that was from Arizona that was a few months ago, and we watched it jet off into the sky. We watched a video of it, and it moves. First of all, it's just a light.
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It's like a ball of light, and it rises, and they're all freaking out, like, where's it going? What the fuck? It's moving, it's moving, it's moving. And then it just goes like this, like starts moving towards space, and shoot. Because, yeah, we looked at that. With no sound.
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I showed it to you at the club. No sound and an insane speed. I don't know what the speed was, but whatever the fuck this thing is, it was as big as an SUV, and then instantaneously it was gone. It just took off. And then there are some of them that people say are the size of cars. Yeah.
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It seems relevant somehow. I'm 61 years old. I'm indeed a boomer and a paid photographer for almost 20 years. So, yeah, not sure what the point was. Just one more thing. People keep saying that the government or whomever is deleting the post. Nah, it's people deleting them themselves. because, wow, I don't know what that means. He sounds a little conspiratorial. Look at his photo.
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But afterwards, you corrected it and said you got to make it like a comedy club. Well, to those guys' credit, they all did exactly what I said, which is beautiful. They didn't push back at all. No, they were smart. Yeah, they had so much work that they put in to making things interesting. They lit the walls weird.
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Look at his photo. Look at his photo, his crazy beard. I bet that guy knows some herbal remedies. Oh, that's not him. That's like a TikTok account. Yeah. So what is that? That's a drone? Nah. Who knows what that is? I mean, that's something he saw in the sky. Is there any images? Can we go to his page?
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Right, but did you see that there was other images like yeah? Yeah, let's so Sony a set. What is that Jamie? How is that a badass?
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Is that like the shit? It's new no Okay, so top of the food chain, right? Yeah, and that's what he saw there's also a video of somebody from a plane and And they're seeing these orbs in the sky above the clouds. There's, like, a lot of stuff that is lit up. Could we, before you do that, could we just go back to that image again real quick? It's so weird. That is crazy. What the fuck is that?
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That's kind of freaking me out because, like, what is that? I can't think of any conventional explanation if that thing is flying through the sky.
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That's so weird. How likely is it that this technology is being tested out because it, for whatever reason, we're on the verge of a major conflict with a country like China? Very possible. Yeah. Very possible. It's also possible that, look at that one. Holy shit. That's an orb. What the fuck, dude? That's a phone camera, though, right?
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Right. Well, we talked about that, like the zoom feature in phones. Like, I've zoomed in on stuff before, and if it's a light in the sky, it gets real squirrely on your phone when you're zooming in. I'll tell you right now, I got completely... I got completely... That's where the Samsung phone has it way over the Apple phone is the zoom power.
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I know it's digital, but it's 100x zoom, and it's pretty fucking good. When I zoom in on shit with that thing, it's so much better than my iPhone can do. Dude, I got completely... I mean, this is... When you get... There's nothing better on the internet than when you're completely... When you get had. Oh, you got had? Yeah, I got had, and it was like... And I just sent Jamie the photo of this.
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They did all this stuff. I said, you got to understand, all this stuff makes people self-conscious. The more they can see themselves, the more they can see other people, the more they're self-conscious, the more they won't laugh. And Tim's act is fucked up. You have to cut loose on some jokes that in polite company you would never laugh at.
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And, Jamie, I don't know if you can bring that up. I just texted it to you. I literally was showing this to people going, look at this drone over my friend's house. And then they were just like, what are you, like an idiot? Look at this. I'm like an idiot. I was showing this to people. And, I mean, I was showing this to people. Yeah. It's a flying pumpkin. Oh, it's the guy. It's the guy.
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It's the guy. It's the guy with the huge dick. Oh! And I'm showing this to people. Oh, my God. I thought it was a pumpkin. And on my phone, we're making it. We're going, we're trying to get closer. And then I look like an idiot. And now no one wants to hear what I have to say. When you zoom it like that, it looks like a pumpkin. Because I was like, dude, that's a drone.
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And then like when I zoom up, I mean, it's like. That's so funny. Oh, that fucking photo. Is that like the biggest meme of all time? I think it's probably up there. It's like that one and the lady with the sock hat screaming in the street when Trump won. That's right. Those are huge. Those are big. That poor lady, she probably had to grow her hair long.
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So, I mean, it is weird that all of this stuff's happening. But one thing that I at least am comforted by, a war with a country like China would destroy all life on Earth. Why would they want that?
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Well, the thing is if they could disable our weapon systems, if they can disable our grid, if they have infiltrated through espionage enough that they got deep into the inner workings of our systems, which seems like we're just not that organized the way China is in regards to – You know, China doesn't let people buy land near their military bases. We do.
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China doesn't let other people sell them routers with third party input so they can fucking spy on your shit. We do.
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We used to at least. Right. And so we know that the CCP has infiltrated a bunch of universities. They know that they send their best and brightest students over here and they share their information with the CCP. You know, there was... There was a story. God, I got to remember this right because I was barely paying attention to it.
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But it was a story where these people that were working on this project, the power went down for quite a bit. And these Chinese people that were working there freaked out. Because it turned out that they couldn't get in touch with the CCP. They couldn't check in like when they were supposed to. Interesting.
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So what it was was they had people that were working for the CCP that were embedded in this like very significant project. And the CCP, they're smart, man. They know what the fuck they're doing. They give grants to colleges and universities. They infiltrate. They know how to use money and influence, and they get a bunch of information. And there's...
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you would turn your head away from. And what was a mind fuck is that I was here a month ago, and I did six shows, and they were like the best shows we've ever done. You're like, this is the perfect place to film. So I go, why wouldn't we film it here? Right, right. And we filmed it at the store, and we didn't get the coverage. I had a good set, but the coverage wasn't there.
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A bunch of worries that some of the information from ChatGPT has been leaked over from OpenAI, that they've gotten a hold of some of that information. There was some sort of a leak that they were concerned with. But there's been a bunch of those situations.
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So if they have enough information where they know how our grid works, they know how our systems work, they know how to shut everything down, all they would have to do is strike first. If you just completely disable the government, you completely disable the military like quickly, can they really strike back? I wonder what the goal would be. Complete domination of the world. No, that for sure.
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But like America is an unruly country. Would it be that they would just then take over the United States? Well, they'd make us insignificant. Right. That's the other thing. You don't have to take over the United States if you want to run the world. Right. You just have to disable it. You just have to make it less effective. I mean, these are terrible things to think of. Well, no, no, no.
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Every empire falls, and our empire has certainly been sticking its hands and its dirty nose all over the world. All over the world. All over the world and everything. And a lottery for good reasons, for national interest reasons. Yeah, this is it, Jamie. Is that the orb? Yeah, so this is one these guys are zooming in on. Like, okay, what the fuck is that? Like, what is that?
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That looks really weird. That thing looks really weird. That looks straight out of the Bible. That's like Ezekiel in the Bible. Like, what is that? That's a wheel within a wheel. What is that? But also... What kind of phone was this filmed on? What kind of lens was this filmed on? Is this complete distortion? Are you just looking at the moon? Is plasma a technology that anybody has?
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I mean, that's a weird question because I don't know how to answer that. I know they've been doing stuff with plasma. They've been doing stuff. It depends on who you're believing, right? Because, like— If you ask Bob Lazar, he'll tell you that they were working on these gravity-defying propulsion systems in the 1980s trying to back-engineer them. Is he telling the truth? I don't fucking know.
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I just know when I see things that are really weird, like the first image with the photographer caught, I don't know what that is. Like, Jamie, how good is that lens that that guy's using? Like would it possibly distort something normal and make it look like that?
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Bro, that picture is 3,000 megabytes. 3,481 megabytes.
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Oh, okay, okay. I was like, that's crazy. Oh, so it's only 34 megabytes.
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Yeah, I heard about that. Which doesn't make any sense. It's not ideal. It doesn't make any sense. It's not great. That's not a giant room. It's not like you're doing a Coliseum. It was not good. It's always good when you think you're gonna get it and because the store, you know, I lays weird You have people that are sitting there like ironic cowboy hats.
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It's either us. It's either another country going, here's what we can do. Or it's intelligent life from somewhere else. Or it's intelligent life from somewhere else. I mean, those are the three possibilities, us being the most benign, unless we're looking for nukes, which is terrifying. Yeah.
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Did you find that original photo, Jamie, where he shared multiple photos of her, or is it just the metadata?
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The government is very gaslighting people and saying these are all regular drones and you're mistaking planes. And I'm sure there are instances of people mistaking planes for drones. But the idea that everybody has lost their mind in the past two weeks isn't true. No. Here's another thing.
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Has there ever been a time, ever, that you could ever recall where the government gave you information about something that was 100% true and unbiased and accurate and maybe concerning to people? Right. Never. Never. Never. It's like that lady, Corrine Jean-Pierre, is that how you say her name? Yeah, the press secretary. What a terrible job. You just have to lie every day.
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You have to lie every day. That's her job. And everyone's mad at her. But that's the fucking job. It's the gig. Look, if you're working for a president that's reasonable and the press is unreasonable and they're saying things that aren't true, like that Kayleigh McEnany lady. McEnany. McEnany. Kayleigh McEnany. McEnany. Sorry, Kayleigh. She's the best. She's the GOAT. And she always had receipts.
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She was like, oh, that's interesting, because you said at this point in time and CNN said that. And she just always has the receipts. Right. Right. But they were saying things that weren't true. It wasn't it was the opposite is what worries me when the government is saying things that aren't true. That's when it gets weird. And then the press is yelling at them.
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And she's saying, we've told you many times Biden is sharp as a tack, like that kind of shit. What terrifies me is if I was going to attack a country, it is now. Oh, yeah. Our president is incapacitated. Our vice president is going around the country drunk. The new president is in office. The new president is not in office yet.
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You have this weird period of transition where people don't know who's got what authority. We have a month. A month. And we have a solid month. And now all of this shit is happening right now. Yeah. And it's terrifying. Well, apparently Biden and Harris were both called to the White House. Well, thank God they're on the case. From wherever they were.
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I don't know if it has anything to do with this, though. I feel great that those two are back. Where have they been? Finally someone that can deal with this. I think Biden was in Africa, and I think she's, like, getting drunk at a hillstone. I told you I've been describing them as the last managers at Blockbuster Video. I mean, that's what they are. That's what it is.
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You don't even have to fucking show up. Just this is bullshit. It's the end. We haven't heard a peep out of either one of them until, well, they started talking about it yesterday when the information about Biden's decline came out and how— It was covered up. It was covered up instantaneously. Like they were seeing it right away, like from the first days in office. I heard before he ran. Yeah.
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They have their hot influencer girlfriends. Yeah, it's weird It's weird. It's not always great. Sometimes it's amazing, but we got out of four shows in LA We got one really great show and Gabby Reese was there. Oh Sitting in the front row. Oh, that's awesome. She's the best and I'm like, all right, so that's good, right? We got it. And everyone's like, we got it.
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He met with donors and I knew someone in the meeting and they were like, he doesn't seem great. No. This was before he ran the first time. Bro, I was saying that during the election and people were saying that, don't you know he stutters? Like, don't you know he stutters? Like, this was one of the things that people were saying to me. He stutters. I was like, no, no, no.
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Go back to watch him from 40 years ago. He doesn't stutter. Watch him 20 years ago. He doesn't stutter. Watch him when he was the vice president. He didn't fucking stutter. That's not stuttering. You know what that is. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably a fucking duck, man. Unless DARPA made it. Right, right. Unless DARPA made it, then it's an orb.
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It's really a duck nuke in Central Park ready to fucking kill the whole city. I mean, the scary thing is that we've been living in what feels like a movie for the last five years. Yeah. Like, it constantly keeps ratcheting up. We haven't had a normal time. There hasn't been a time when we've all just said, huh.
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It went from Donald Trump winning to a pandemic to Biden to realizing Biden was asleep and not running the country to Trump running again. All the indictments, a lot of the bullshit indictments, almost getting killed with an assassin. And then another guy tries to assassinate him at a golf course. Then Trump wins with a lot of support. Every swing state, every single poll, again, wrong.
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Now we have drones the size of cars hovering over Planet Fitnesses in fucking Metuchen, New Jersey, fucking Hillsborough Township, wherever the fuck. We have orbs in the sky. We can't explain how they got there. We have the president of China getting his country on war footing, firing generals that don't want to go to war, purging the military. Is that really happening?
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Purging the military of anybody who's not into a very militarized China. Really? He's like, yeah. And you can look that up, Jamie.
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Well, he probably sees what's going on in Ukraine and Russia. Well, that's the terrifying thing. And that's Taiwan. The terrifying thing is are they all just – has he sat down with Putin and then Kim Jong-un or Il – I forget. I think it's Un. It's Un. Yeah. And then is he like, listen, they're going to fuck with you in Ukraine. They're going to fuck with us in Taiwan. Yeah.
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All these BRICS countries like Iran and stuff, at a certain point, our allies – You know, we have the UK, we have Europe, Europe's, you know, whatever Europe is, whatever's left. Right. And Israel, I guess. But we're it. Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. So we've got to be a little careful about how we handle all of these different countries. Yeah.
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I hope that when Trump gets in, he genuinely can bring peace. I don't know if that's possible. I don't know how that works. Yeah. I think he's going to talk to these people. I think the real problem is that, you know, Biden, they've cut off communication. Yeah, that's not good. And it's really not good. And I understand maybe why they've done it, because Biden's not all there. Yeah.
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And then we get the footage back and we don't got it. Did you have anything you used for clips maybe? Yeah, probably. Yeah. That's what I was thinking about the first show Wednesday. Yeah. Like there's a lot of clips in there.
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Well, it's not it's probably not good to have him go there and clearly not be all there.
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Thinking they can get away with whatever. And the people like Tony Blinken and Jake Sullivan and all these guys in the national security state take are without a doubt. taking orders from people above them, and we don't know who the fuck these people are.
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And the consensus is we're gonna drain the Russian military through a bloody war with the Ukraine over two regions, and we're gonna do all these things, and we're going to, you know, we're gonna help The Assad regime get overthrown. Assad's not a good guy, and he's a terrible guy, I'm sure. But that's a strategic goal of the United States for a long time, and Israel, to do that. Okay.
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You know, Assad's no good. Now we have... someone in there. I mean, let's see what that looks like. But there's a lot of instability. You have a lot of... Well, they didn't like Assad so much. They were happy when the Taliban and Al-Qaeda took over. Well, this is the thing. So now we have... Like there's no great choices in that part of the world.
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There's no like great Western democratic leader who's going to take over. It's just going to be a succession of dictators or religious theocrats. And it kind of always has been other than Iran, which was startlingly progressive until they had that coup that, you know, BP and, you know, us and everybody else. Whoops. Whoops. Whoops. Mistake. Another reason to be mad at us. Yeah.
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That's part of the problem. It's not us. It's not fucking country music and football. It's like, whoa. Jamie, are you just going to terrify us the whole time?
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You were fucking around with the crowd. It was very funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. For sure there's clips. But like the one we got at the store, the guy who did it is a good guy. He's a nice guy. And he's a talented guy. But he just made some choices where he was like far out. He wasn't like – we didn't have a ton of close-ups.
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The star out of focus on the bottom looks exactly like the photos. So these are just stars.
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Stars look dope as fuck. That looks exactly. And the top one. It's not China nuking us. It's just the stars. The top one. Beautiful. Looks exactly like it. Let me pause it.
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The top one looks exactly like. Everything's fine. Yeah, we're fine. Biden's good. Except for all that Syria, Ukraine. We're doing too much. And we need to – and there's this weird idea. People just don't like if you say something like – and I understand people associate with movements that use the words America first and aren't good. But like back in the 1930s and stuff.
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But if you say like we need to worry about America or we need to put America first or we need to have a concern about America – People think it's inherently racist or jingoistic or that you hate other people and it's fascistic. But it's not. It's genuinely what most countries do that aren't meddling in problems all over the world. Every country does it.
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You would never call Norway a fascist country because they're worried about Norway. And the things that we're doing in the world, It's not always great. In fact, it's seldom is. We're making a mess. It's not us, though. It's not you and me. It's not me and you. You say we. It's not us. The thing about it that everybody has to recognize is that none of this is free.
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This is all costing insane amounts of money, and people are profiting. And this is what Eisenhower warned about when he was leaving office. And this is it, in the clearest sense of the word. It's not crystal clear to everybody why all this stuff is happening. Most people don't even know about the coup in 2014 Ukraine. They don't. Most people don't know about the coup in Iran.
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I mean, most people don't know that the president of the Ukraine right now, Zelenskyy, played the president on a television show, a comedy show. And the premise of the comedy show was that a comedian became the president. And then they made him the president. And Putin has got to be sitting there in his palace with his whores going, are they fucking kidding me?
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And that was what he, because here's the thing, they have a vision too. Right. The people that shoot it. And I don't talk to any of them and figure out anything. Oh, you have to do that. I really learned. Yeah. I just showed up. Yeah, I noticed. I don't even like, like, I'm bad at that part of it where I'm like, I don't do like the strategy meeting and go, what are we? Right.
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He's sitting in his palace by the black seat and he's going, they're making this guy the president of the Ukraine. And I'm sitting here and it's hilarious. It's not even... Well done anymore. That's the thing. Right. With what they're doing with like Epstein and all this stuff. It's not even artful the way they're doing it. It's lazy. All of this is lazy. It's like a bad cop show.
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They're like, this guy plays the president on TV. Now you're the president. What? They call it the revolution of dignity. It's the whole thing. And the CIA is going around and meddling in all these countries in a very, like, sloppy, ham-handed, like, you know, Abbott and Costello-like way. And then you just have to, like – and they've sold it in such a brilliant way to people.
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They've sold it in this, like, altruistic way that we're going – we're helping people. And it's the revolution of dignity, the way they say it. We're just giving people – that's all we're doing. We're over there dignifying. And all these people ignore like Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, like all the things that we've tried to do and failed miserably at.
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democratizing the Middle East, all of these things, people pretend like they didn't happen. They go, no, no, no, this one's good. The Ukraine's good. This one's going to work. We're in there for the right reasons. We all believed. That we weren't in Iraq for the right reasons. And it was a mistake. Other than World War II. Yeah.
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Other than World War II, is there ever a time where you could point to and say, oh, that one worked out. We made it better. There's not a lot of good ones.
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There's not a lot of good ones. Vietnam is not a great one. Vietnam was terrible. It was terrible. No, the things we're good at are like when Bill Clinton was getting caught with Monica Lewinsky. He just bombed a chemical factory in Sudan for no reason. He just went boom. We're good at, like, the hit and run.
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I remember people openly, even back then, saying that he was doing that just to distract from the fact that he was in trouble. Absolutely. Yeah. He's just given us something else to think about. We just need to take it down a notch. We're like a chick who... who was hot forever and just got treated like that and was a cunt to everyone. And now she's 60. And now she's 60. And she's at the bar.
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And she's at the bar. She's calling you gay because you're not hitting on her. That's right. And it hits her out and you're like, all right, but it's not what it was. And she doesn't understand that you can't go around the world treating people like shit now that you're older. You have to like fucking join a book club. Not only just older, but older and rich.
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She's rich, she's got a lot of money, and she doesn't care. The crazy thing is they just keep sending money over there. No matter what anybody thinks or says, the money just keeps flowing. We think that the Ukraine is going to be a client state of the U.S. State Department, which is what it has been. We don't have an interest in the people's dignity of the Ukraine. I hope people realize that.
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We're up. Thank you for doing this. My pleasure. Do you want to sit here? No. No? Okay. No. It's your show, though. Well, but that's not what we do. On YouTube, we call it, we say, the Joe Rogan Experience, and people click. Ah. Don't sue. Good move. I won't sue. Don't sue. Come on. I love you. I would never sue you. Thank you for letting me shoot the special at the Mothership. It was amazing.
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Mineral wealth. Lindsey Graham, last time I was on, we talked about that. So you just, you know, they want the Ukraine to be our client state in that part of the world where we are just enriching ourselves with the minerals in the Ukraine, their farmland, and... You know, we have all the contracts to build their critical infrastructure.
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I just figure it's like, yeah, it's a Mothership. It's a great club. You got a camera. Yeah. There's a stage. Don't go too crazy with the design. And that's what the problem was.
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So, have you heard Mike Benz talk about the whole Purisma thing? Not in as much detail as I should have. Yeah, he goes deep into what they were trying to do. And it's, you know, it's about energy. And it's about taking the control of energy away from Russia. Right. When you realize what the world, how the world runs, it's interesting because...
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when you're a kid or a young adult, you believe that the world is run on ideas. I think this is, and I think it partially is, but you think like some people have good ideas, some people have bad ideas. Those people fight and hopefully good ideas win. But then when you realize when you get older, it's like a lot of it seems to be about trade routes, minerals, energy, like people have things.
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They have actual things. They have mineral deposits. They have oil. They have openings to the sea. They have routes to move stuff from one place to another. They have actual physical things of great importance and great value. And the ideas seem to just coalesce around those things.
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They went really crazy with changing the atmosphere.
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Like if Ukraine didn't have that mineral wealth, and it wasn't strategically important with regards to Russia, and it didn't have the energy infrastructure that it did. And we weren't involved in NATO. And we weren't, you know, no one would care, but it seems to be that, you know, this is really the way the world runs. It's about energy. It's about, you know, these minerals.
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It's about, you know, keeping certain trade routes open to do business. And then the ideas are sold to you based on the needs of the people that are—you know, most people don't know what purism is.
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They wanted to, you know, which probably works for some things, but it's not good for stand-up. And it's definitely not good for your kind of stand-up. No. You know, your kind of stand-up demands darkness. Preferably very dark where no one can even see each other or me. Yeah. You just hear my voice in a black hole.
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Most people have no idea. But our whole policy in the Ukraine is probably revolving around things like that. Probably most of our policy in the world. Right. And then there's weird ones, you know, like the Afghanistan opium connection. That's a weird one. That they're— Their production went up like 96 percent. Right. Right.
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As soon as we got in there, it's like and then the reality was like we were trying to say we need to help these farmers guard their poppy fields so that they'll give us info on the Taliban. Right. How did that work out 20 years later? It really didn't. It really didn't work out. And and then they were supplying most of the world's heroin.
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So most of the world's heroin was coming from a place where we were actively guarding. Do you ever see the Geraldo Rivera one? Yes, yes. It's wild. It's crazy. He's kind of trying to gaslight people. That's when he has Fox News show, right? Yeah, so he's walking around interviewing these people who are guarding these poppy fields, trying to find some sort of way to gaslight folks.
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If you're going to do black projects all over the world and the Congress isn't going to give you money, you need to find a way to make money. And there's no better way to make money than illegal drugs. Drugs are a great way to make money. Human trafficking is a great way to make money. I mean, I'm not saying it's great, like morally great. No.
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But the intelligence community, there's these dark corners of the intelligence community that need money to operate and do the things they want. And it always seems like anytime there's a human trafficking thing going on or a drug thing, they always seem to be in the picture. The intelligence community. They're always like there. There's always like a guy that knows a guy who's an asset.
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It's never like they're nowhere near it. Right. They're always somewhere lurking around in that vicinity. Now, isn't part of that their job? Part of that is probably their job. Right. Like if you're someone who's got an eye on national security and you want to make sure the terrorists aren't plotting anything, you kind of have to be a part of everything nefarious. To a degree.
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I'm like, clearly, I'm playing devil's advocate. No, for sure. Of course. And I think you're right. As Dick Cheney said, we have to work with the bad people. Is that what he said? Yeah, he goes, we got to work with some bad, like we weren't before. That was the funny thing. After 9-11, he's like, we got to work with some bad people. We're just working with too many good people.
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Pauly's been doing this thing where he goes on stage and just has a spotlight on him. They did it with Holtzman as well. Interesting. For Holtzman, it's really good. Actually, I don't know if Pauly's doing it at the store. I know he definitely did it at the store. I don't know if he did it at the Mothership. But when he would do it, I'd go, that's interesting. I don't know if I like it.
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We actually have to start working with some bad actors. And it was just like, everyone was like, that makes sense. So I'm going to bring in my business partners. Right. So I'm going to bring in my friends and family. But you're right. I think to an extent there is an argument to be made that you have to have tentacles in these different things.
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Now, do you have to run blackmail operations with Jeffrey Epstein and P. Diddy? Do you think the government was involved in the P. Diddy stuff? One thousand percent. Really? Yeah. I think they wanted to blackmail serious Hollywood people, serious music people, serious athletes. I think that Diddy opens up a different world than Epstein opened up.
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And I think if you want control over people in that world, there's startling similarities between Diddy and Epstein. And, you know, I mean, Diddy had the same head of security as Michael Jackson. What does that mean? Well... Was Michael Jackson in the government? No, Michael Jackson has been credibly accused of inappropriate activities. Oh, right.
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And he had a security guard that... Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. It's just an interesting connection. But generally, like, people that specialize in top-level celebrities like that, they work in the same circles. Yes, but those are two top... Yeah. Yeah, but I see... What's interesting is, like, we didn't know about the Diddy thing until...
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Look, I've been in Hollywood for... I was there for 25, 26 years or something like that. I didn't know about the Diddy Parties. No, I think you have to get invited to them. A white party like on fucking People magazine or something like that. Well, I think it's just one of those things that like...
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You're invited to and you could go and show up there and stay for an hour and it's all completely innocent. And then there are after parties or certain things. Well, they would tell people, you know, at midnight, you better go home or. It gets wild. Be prepared to freak off. And there's targets. I think people, they want leverage on certain people. Well, certainly if you have artists, right?
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Like, say if you have an artist and he's the next Tupac. Right. And you imagine the amount of money a guy like that can generate if you have some, like, super talented artist. Right. Fucking compromise him.
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And now you have him and now he's got to kind of do what you want. You know the Jimi Hendrix story? No. So Jimi Hendrix, one of his bodyguards, one of his bodyguards or one of bodyguards, like someone who was involved with him, wrote a book. And the book was essentially alleging that Jimi Hendrix was killed by his manager who was a mobster because Jimi Hendrix was about to leave his manager.
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And what happens with a lot of these artists is whoever's controlling them might have ownership in their titles, might have ownership in their music. And if you think someone's going to leave and you kill them, like now you have all their music and you essentially can keep selling it forever, especially someone like Hendrix. Wow.
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He's actually worth more to you dead than if he leaves you and you're not making money from him anymore. He's worth more to you dead. Wow. Well, there was that whole thing with Diddy and the Biggie shooting. Well, also Diddy's exes. Right. His ex, someone who knew his ex, they all died of pneumonia. Right.
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You can give someone, there's certain chemicals, poisons that you can give people and it results in pneumonia. I don't know if these autopsies even check for that stuff. Right. Probably not. I don't know. I mean, what is it? Is it like cyanide? What is it, Jamie? Because we did Google this at one point in time.
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I like it for him, but for Holtzman, it's really good. That's amazing. Because he's just a complete fucking maniac. I want to see Holtzman in a spotlight. Did you see him in Madison Square Garden? I didn't see his set. It was fucking amazing. I imagine. It was fucking amazing. I imagine. Because it wasn't worked. You know, Holtzman will take something that day. Right. And run with it. It's wild.
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There are certain poisons that you can give someone and they'll die like they died of pneumonia. And like a bunch of people around him died of pneumonia. That's a weird... I don't know anybody who died of pneumonia. Hollywood will never recover from... The last few, like the knowledge that a lot, and listen, there's so many talented people. Here it is.
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Lung injury, cyanide poisoning may also cause respiratory symptoms of bronchitis, lung edema, and pneumonia. You just give someone cyanide. And wasn't, didn't one of his bodyguards say that they tried to poison him three times? It was like one of his bodyguards came out recently and he was doing some interview and said they tried to poison him.
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It's hard to imagine that Hollywood recovers from just the slew of bad and truthful press. So much shit went down. So much dark shit. Also just how stupid they are. The Will Smith thing. When they gave him a standing ovation after that. This is so stupid. You guys don't think straight. You're thinking nutty. It's a very isolating, strange place. And I've lived there on and off for
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a long time, not long, but four or five years. But like I go, I do my sets. I have a few friends. It's not a place conducive to making friends. Everyone's too far away. Not anymore. Not anymore. We used to have the store. That was the hub. That was a hub of comedy.
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We would all, it was so good. Those years were so good. Yeah, they were great years. From 2014 to 2019, it was so good. It was so good. Or you'd have like, a friend who wrote on a show, and then they had a crew of people because they all worked together, but now it's all fallen apart, and it's just kind of lonely and vacant. It's a vapid culture now, right?
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Because, like, a lot of the comedy is, like, diluted significantly, and then you don't hear a lot about music coming out of L.A. anymore. I'm sure people are still making great music. Well, in L.A., the music now is, like, young rappers who are all white And are all drinking cough syrup. And what happens now in L.A. is there's a parking lot, like, full of kids. And a van will pull up.
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And, like, five security guards get out of this van. And then they pick up this child who's, like, asleep because he's drank so much cough syrup. And then they sit him on the top of the van. And he says things that aren't words. He goes... One of them just yells, slut truck. And he's a talented guy, the Netspan kid.
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But he goes, he's on, they put him on the top of a truck and he goes, slut truck, slut truck. And then everyone cheers. I guess sluts are in the truck. I imagine this is something about this. Then they take, they pick him up like a child. They pick him up and he kind of waves. And then they put him back in this van. And then they drive him away. And everyone goes nuts.
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That's the music industry now. That's what it is. It used to be like Joplin or Hendrix or whatever, or even Biggie or Tupac, whatever. But there's also a bunch of people like Oliver Anthony that like emerge online. You know, Zach Byrne emerged just because of being online. Well, this kid emerged online too, but I mean, he's, yeah. But we're talking about L.A. Listen, you can be talented.
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That day. So he had this whole chunk about nobody likes Billy Joel. Fuck Billy Joel. Billy Joel banners. At Billy Joel's home. Madison Square Garden. He sold Madison Square Garden out like 300 times. I know. It's crazy. That's so funny. And he's just like, fuck Billy Joel. Nobody likes Billy Joel. All the people that work here, oh, fucking Billy Joel's here. Oh, that's so funny. He's great, man.
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There's James McMurtry in Austin who's amazing and plays at the Continental Club. There's tons of great music. Yeah. But a lot of the young rappers are white suburban kids who have drug problems. I think it's a weird place to be an artist now. Yeah. It's not the same place. it did like the soul of it was destroyed during the pandemic.
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There's something about like realizing that it's so inept and corrupt and stupid. The laws were so stupid and everybody was just so, it was so, everyone was so weirded out. I think people lost confidence. There's a darkness. It's so funny. It's like New York never has that darkness and New York is this crazy frenetic place. Right. But you don't feel bad in New York. No. You don't feel like dark.
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Right. LA, you get depressed. You're like depressed. And it's pretty. That's the other thing. LA's pretty, but it's like depressed. New York is like gray and everyone's running around, but there's like a soul to it. Well, in New York, people aren't trying to get famous. And I think that permeates every aspect of what LA is. It's this desire that so many people have when they're there to be famous.
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There's so much proximity to fame. And then there's so much like, who do you know? Do you know famous people? Are you going hanging out with famous people? Oh, we went to George Clooney's house. You know, we went to this guy's house. We're hanging out with this guy on Malibu Beach. You know, it's cool. Like you're in the right, like that's like, it's part of like the currency there is fame.
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And so that's a vapid thing. Which is now meaningless. Meaningless. It has no meaning. No meaning. She's, she's more famous than most actors on television. It has no meaning because it is. It isn't assigned anymore based on anything. Right. It's not talent. Right. You're not Hendrix.
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You're just some person. And you have a Twitch channel. There are people that are very talented, but then there are people also that are just, you know, they're good at getting famous and staying famous. Right. And some of it, you know, like this family that screams and yells in a Costco. Mm-hmm. And they sing songs into Costco. That's their whole thing. And they've been on The Tonight Show.
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Really? You've never seen the Costco family? No. The Costco family is a family of Cretans from Florida. And they scream and yell. And they have a song about Costco. And they eat these cookies. I mean, can you please back me up here? Because he thinks I'm making this up. How do I not know about this?
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They bring the boom? I think they're demons. And it's an incantation. Because they go, double chocolate cookie. And I think it's a demonic incantation. And I believe they're the physical representation of an entity called Baal. And Roseanne talks about this. What? Look at this.
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These are famous people. And this is this is something is wrong. Something this is as disturbing as the drones. Well, here's the thing about TikTok and the thing about reels and even Twitter to a certain extent. When you're just scrolling from video to video to video.
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Like it doesn't have to be good to get your attention. No, it's the cringe element of it is what makes, because every view is created equal. Right. So if you're repulsed by something and you keep showing it to people. Right. So that's how you got this family. Can you play their song? I mean, Jamie, this is worse than the drones. And they're literally well-known. Christmas boom?
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Give me that money. I mean, don't they ever have enough of these people? Here we go.
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This is satanic. They stay on brand. So the point, the boom here. These guys deserve all the money in the world. They go eat, they eat this garbage, and then they go, they rate it on a boom meter. So they go eat this chicken bake at Costco. How famous are these people? Very. I mean... They're, like, very famous.
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I'm not doing it any justice. I'm not doing it any justice. He's one of those guys where the stuff he does, he can only do. Well, we made a real big effort to get him to Austin because we felt like, Look, this is not a diss to the comedy store, but he had gotten into this position where they weren't utilizing him the right way. They were just having him go up last at the end of these shows.
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I mean, this is... It's an incantation. It's demonic. Well, that's why the drones are here. It's a signal. But by the way, it is time. Like, as much as I don't want this to happen, like, it is time. Don't you kind of want it to happen, though? It might need to. If it's aliens, I kind of want it to happen. I think it might. That might have. They might have said, we're not doing that to aliens.
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They might have heard double chug chocolate. And the aliens went, no, no, no, you fucking retards. We gave you technology thousands of years to figure it out. We visited the Sumerians. We gave them stuff. And you've used it to go to Costco. Enough. Enough. We're sending the orbs. Yeah. It's too much. Yeah, it is too much. So to base your life on fame is stupid.
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The thing is, though, if you're that guy and that family and now all of a sudden you're rich. Which, you know, happened to a lot of these TikTok folks. All of a sudden you're rich. Why wouldn't you do it? Even if you're untalented. I'm not blaming him. What I'm saying is that the culture, like Bill Hicks used to talk about you pay a psychic price. Yeah.
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If people know that they can get famous like that, it spreads. It spreads like, you know, malaria. And now everybody is being a monster to try to get attention without any discernible skill or talent. That infects the broader culture, and I think that's not a net positive. I think you're absolutely accurate. Yeah. I wonder how long that's going to work.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Like is it going to be a trend that comes and goes like many other things? One hopes. Or is it going to expand and get more stupid? Like, if it's just about attention, if attention becomes something you can monetize, so you're essentially asking people to do more and more extreme things. That's why you have a lot of these people doing pranks and getting beat up in the mall. That's right.
The Tim Dillon Show
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A guy got shot. Remember that guy got shot? Yep. You kept harassing this guy. A guy just pulled out a gun and just shot him in the stomach in the mall. Right, right. Could it get dumber? Let's imagine something dumber than TikTok. Let's imagine something dumber. What's the next stage of dumb that's going to shock you, that's going to get a lot of attention? I don't know, but it scares me.
The Tim Dillon Show
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If it continues to degenerate, what would be next? I mean, you look at the Costco people, you go, God help us. What is that a precursor to? Right. And that's the scary thing. Well, you only have to do something. I mean, there's people now that are reviewing McDonald's. Like, there's people that go to the gas stations and eat.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I mean, something's wrong. It's time for the orbs. There's a lot of stuff like that now where you look at it and you go... This is really base level gross stuff. When my kid was young, my youngest was like nine. She was really into watching people eat on YouTube. Right. Mukbang. It's huge. My cousins, my little cousins are there. Have you ever seen lower middle class mom?
The Tim Dillon Show
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You're talking about a 30-year comic. Right. He's really good. Of course. But he's weird. You've got to love it. I love it. And he has an audience now. People come to see him at the Mothership, and it's sold out. And they're expecting Holtzman. Right. Do you ever hear the stories about when Hedberg was coming up?
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And they're just feeding their kids poison. And every common is like, stop feeding your kids this. And she's like, get ready with me. And then she just buys frozen food and cooks it and, you know, chops it and puts it in little lunch boxes. And these little monster kids grab it with their mitt and they just head out. And, you know, it's weird that they're doing stuff like this. You got to play.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I mean, there's one. Look at this. Look at this. Lazy dinner for my middle-class family of seven. Joe, this is a cooking video. She's plating Kentucky Fried Chicken. She got. She's plating fast food.
The Tim Dillon Show
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See, I'm torn here because I really do enjoy Kentucky Fried Chicken. It is good, but this is odd that this is happening. It is odd that she's dishing this out and anybody gives a fuck. That's very strange. That's what's strange. And I think people are watching it because there is this weird factor of people are kind of fascinated by... this American diet of processed food. That's true, too.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And I think people are interested in it. Because when people come from other countries, they're not aware of it. Or, I mean, when people are watching stuff from other places. Right. The strawberries, that evens it out. It's healthy. So I think stuff like this interests people. And, you know... They look at it, and they're curious, and it's voyeurism.
The Tim Dillon Show
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There's also a thing there that you're watching where there's a person who doesn't have a lot of money who's feeding their kids. That's right. And she goes, she can do it. Maybe I can do it. Well, there's a feeling, a weird—like, when you're watching that, like— That's a person who's barely getting by. They're barely getting by. Right. They don't have like a significant amount of savings.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They're not doing well with their career. Right. They're just trying to keep alive kids. Right. At a cheap price. Yes. And so they're showing you how they're doling out the food. I know. Yeah. But I prefer like the Rolling Stones to that. Yes.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I prefer like the movie Heat. Yeah. To that. Like, I don't want to watch you barely keep your kids alive with Kentucky Fried Chicken. It would be nice to have better things. I don't, but we just watched it. And you told me about it, and that's why we watched it.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It's my, you know. You're protesting. I'm protesting, but it's like, I'm also not a, you know, I'm not above any of the things I'm talking about. We're all human beings. I'm just noticing that they're probably negative. I'm not saying I'm not tempted to watch this stuff. I'm not saying I'm not fascinated by it. We're all kind of weirdly, oddly fascinated by it.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I'm not saying I'm better than somebody that watches it because I'm watching it. I'm just going, I think it's probably negative. I think when mediocrity and stuff like that rises in the culture, it's not an overall net positive. When everybody's chasing fame, which is a very unstable thing that is, you know, strange and – Ultimately, you know, it's a bad goal system to have.
The Tim Dillon Show
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When Hedberg was coming up, before everybody knew who he was, before he did Letterman sets, before he did Comedy Central sets, you would put him on as a headliner. And they had this guy went on before him who was rapping and doing backflips and super high energy. And Hedberg's just standing there talking about frozen bananas.
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So I think when kids are growing up and they're watching this stuff and they're going, oh, I should just be internet famous and that's how I'll make my money. Well, you know that that's like a giant goal among kids today. It's huge. Like as far as like job aspiration, influencer is very high on the list. Do your kids know how like well-known you are or do you think they don't?
The Tim Dillon Show
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It would be amazing if they didn't. Well, I don't know. I'm sure.
The Tim Dillon Show
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But they know. Yeah, they know. Okay. They're super aware. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'm a freak. When I go places, it's weird. And people just come up to you and it's a whole thing. Yeah. Most people are real nice. Right. So it's not a real problem. Right. It's just like most people are just being nice. Right. And that's fine. And most people are super respectful when you're with your family. Of course.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They don't try to take too much of your time. Right. You know, it's just what comes with the job. Not my people. Right. Yeah. They want my time. Yeah. Well, they want my time too. Because I don't have a family. So I'm just sitting there alone. They go. Yeah. They'll sit right next to you. And they'll point to their girlfriend and they'll go, tell her how to Clintons fuck kids. Tell her. Tell her.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I keep telling her. She doesn't believe me. Tell her. No one suffers more than the girlfriends of our fans. I mean, one woman came to me and she said, I think you're really funny. And she goes, but every day I hear either Joe Rogan's voice, Theo Vaughn's voice, your voice. Yeah. And she goes, I just want it to stop.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And sometimes she goes, sometimes she'll go like, I'll wake up and you're like yelling about something in my house. And my boyfriend's laughing. It was just really funny. And she goes, why are you? And he goes, no, he's screaming about some waitress at a diner and ripped him off. And she goes, make it stop. Turn it off. Why are we listening to this? Why are we listening?
The Tim Dillon Show
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Well, ladies, you have your true crime shows. You have them. This is what we need as, I could say this, as men, for sure. Certainly as comedians and including a lot of comedian females. We need to talk shit. It's very fun, and it makes life enjoyable. It makes life make more sense. The drones freak me out. Talking to you about the drones makes me laugh. It's fun.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I would rather talk shit about what's going on in Ukraine and laugh with you than really stay up at night freaking out about the fact that we might be. Because some people's job is to freak out. That's not our job. I don't want to freak out. Somebody in the Cheyenne Mountain, whatever, military underground base, their job's to be, like, following dots. Yeah.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Why is that one up in the sky for five hours? Right. Is that ours? And so I'm wondering, like, if Cheyenne Mountain Base, if they're, like, are they all scrambling, like, what's going on? Or if you went down there, are they just, like, drinking coffee, like, bored, going, like— Yeah, what does this drill end in two days?
The Tim Dillon Show
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Well, I can tell you from the people that I know, I've been able to talk to some very important people. Nobody knows what the fuck is going on. That's so fucking weird. That's what's weird. That's weird. And there's a bunch of different theories. and all of them are not good. None of them are comforting. The big one is the coming off the water one is a real bad one.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It's like you have to set the stage right. You have to set the tone right. And until people know what he does and then they come to see him, it's tough. Yeah. And that's kind of the thing with Holtzman. If they don't know what's going on. They have to know. But once you know what's going on.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And this seems like not that big of a deal, but it is a big deal when you realize how are you fitting 50 suburban-sized drones on a ship? and you're maintaining them on that ship? Are you charging them on that ship? What kind of an energy source are they using? How are they up in the sky for five hours?
The Tim Dillon Show
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How do they go 50 miles out to sea to wherever the fuck this thing is that they're launching from? Are they transmedium? That means, do you have a craft that's able to go into the water? And is there something in the water that's launching them? Do you have a giant military base under the water that I don't know about?
The Tim Dillon Show
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Or does someone else have some sort of an enormous fucking underground underwater submarine that's capable of holding these things on it and we don't know it's there? That's terrifying too. So is it ours? Someone's got to know. Someone has to know. Someone knows. And now it's not maybe someone that you've spoken to, but there's someone somewhere that's got to know.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I bet it's very, very high up on the future. We're talking about like the men. in black, right? It's not even one of the agencies. We will hurt like the CIA, the NSA. This is probably like, one smart guy told me once, he goes, I go, what's the highest up? I was like, the CIA, and he laughed, and I go, why are you saying that?
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He goes, you are saying they're the highest up, but he goes, you've heard of them. He goes, the deepest stuff is you don't even know. You've never heard of it. The deepest stuff you've never heard of. He goes, you know what the CIA is. You know what the NSA is. He goes, there are things you have no idea what they are. So I don't know what's going on. I genuinely hope it's UFOs.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I hope it's UFOs because maybe they're coming to help us. Or stop us. And put the Costco family in jail. Stop us. Stop us from the nuclear war. Yeah, stop us from— Maybe China and us are about to have a nuclear war, and these aliens have landed, and they're like, cut it out. Yeah. Yeah. Like an adult showing up at the playground when two kids are about to fight. Like, hey, hey, hey. Yeah.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Settle the fuck down. Settle it down. This is so stupid, and you guys are lying about why you're doing this in the first place. Right. I think that if I was an alien race— and I wanted people to get accustomed to the idea that they're being visited, I would do this. I would do exactly what they're doing.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I'd have things that behave like drones, and they hover over the sky for a preposterous amount of time, way more than our drones can do, no heat signature, but they still move and behave like drones, and they're not doing anything, so we assume they're drones. So you get people comfortable with the idea of things in the sky all the time. Then you make them a little more complex.
The Tim Dillon Show
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You have a few of them that come by that don't make any sense. You have a few that are mixed in with these other drones that are doing things like that one in Arizona that shoots off into the sky. You have a few, and then you keep ramping that up. You slowly trickle it in. Instead of having some... Fucking three-mile-long craft that's built like a boomerang hover over Washington, D.C.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And it's great because it's so unusual. It's so interesting how delicate things are. I had a guy, a friend of mine, really talented singer-songwriter. And we were in San Jose. And I go, why don't you open the show with a few songs? And I thought, what would that do? and he did like three songs and it was like really a tough show. It was, like, a brutal show, like, after he did three songs.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Instead of having that, you slowly get people accustomed to the idea that there's things in the sky that you can't explain and no one can explain. And then you just ramp it up. And then you have more disclosure –
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conversations with congress you have more people coming out that are whistleblowers like those guys that said when the david grush hearings were going on and those those three guys they were talking to do we have crashed vehicles they all said yes are they of this world they all said no right so what is are these guys just liars no no no we know the aliens are there
The Tim Dillon Show
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So if we not only know the aliens are there, but we have a crash retrieval program, if that's real, first of all, why are they crashing? Why are so many of them crashing? Remember when Annie Jacobson, there's one thing that didn't make any sense. She said like Roswell, she said it was like they flew a midget who had a weird disease, so he looked like an alien to scare everyone. The Soviets.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Yeah, I mean, I'm sure there's a bunch of different stories that came out of Roswell, because Roswell was too long ago. You know, Roswell's like, what did Jesus say to Matthew? Are you sure that's what he said? Were you there? Roswell's 1947. That's so long ago, man. Everybody's dead.
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And also it became a cultural focal point where everybody, I mean, the town has like alien merchandise everywhere. It's become like a part of the lore of the town. So it's tainted. The story, the purity of the story is tainted. But the people that were involved in the story initially, when they talked about it afterwards, that's what's compelling.
The Tim Dillon Show
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When you find out that they printed in the newspaper that they had a crashed flying saucer. And that they took the rubble or the wreckage from this and flew it to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in two separate jets in case one of them crashed. And then Truman met them there.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And then when you find out that they were informed that they were supposed to do a press conference and show some wreckage from an obvious weather balloon and claim that this is what they found. And so you have this guy who's standing there. Is that Marcel? I think it's Jesse Marcel. You have him standing there and they're holding this stuff that doesn't look anything like a flying disc.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And they were informed that they were supposed to say this. And this is what he said later on in his life that they told him to have this press conference and they told him to explain it away, but that they didn't know what the fuck that was. They didn't know what it was and that whatever it was, they had recovered some pieces of it and you could take those pieces of it and it was like a metal.
The Tim Dillon Show
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But you could take this metal and you could crush it like a ball and then let it go and it would immediately go back to what it was. Right. They don't know what it was made out of. They found these beams, some part of the wreckage that had writing on it. and they describe this writing as looking like an ancient language or hieroglyphics, like very, very strange writing.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Like people have drawn images of what this writing looks like. Those stories are all very interesting to me because these are the people that had direct contact with the materials and were actually there, and their version of the story is they can't explain what the fuck that thing was. But the military was very interested in what that thing was.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I believe that if that actually was a weather balloon, they wouldn't care at all. You certainly wouldn't have Wright-Patterson Air Force Base on standby, Truman meeting them there, two jets flying the wreckage to make sure they don't wreck. All that stuff is very interesting to me.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And I didn't realize, like... But a bunch of people told me, don't have comedy, follow music. It's too weird. It's too weird.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And the stories from the Bible, the stories from, I mean, if you read Jacques Vallée's book on UFOs, there's stories that are from the 1700s, the 1800s. They're all really fucking similar.
The Tim Dillon Show
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If I was an intelligent life force from somewhere else and I knew that there was these fucking psychotic monkeys down there with nuclear weapons and TikTok accounts and these motherfuckers are building an AI that is probably going to be smarter than them in a year. They're building quantum computers. They've got nukes pointed at each other. You've got to watch these fucks. You do.
The Tim Dillon Show
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You've got to watch them, especially if we're going through a transition that every species goes through. Maybe every species goes from you become warlike to control your environment so that you're safe. You're still emerging from these primitive primates. You still have these savage instincts.
The Tim Dillon Show
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As time goes on, you develop technology and resources and agriculture and all these different things to sustain large populations of safe people where they don't have to think about hunting and gathering and they can figure out technology. Right. And that over time, if you just let them keep going and don't let them blow themselves up – And when did the UFOs really start showing up?
The Tim Dillon Show
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It's two different mindsets. Yeah, and, like, he's singing songs, and people are kind of, like, getting into it. And then we went on and did comedy, and it was just... It wasn't terrible, but it was very different. Yeah. And it didn't feel great. You got to knock people out of that mindset of seeing music. And the problem is...
The Tim Dillon Show
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I mean, the reason why the mothership is called Fat Man and Little Boy is because in UFO folklore, that's when all the ships arrived. That's when the Kenneth Arnold sightings, when they were over the White House. That's all right after World War II, right after the nukes got dropped, which completely makes sense. Right.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Like that would be a point where they would have to step in and go, hey, hey, hey. Let's let you know there's something way more powerful than you fucking crazy apes. And if you play your cards right, you'll be us one day. But if you nuke it, it starts from scratch and now you're back to microbes and single-celled organisms and a molten planet.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And then it has to take a couple billion years to cool. Right. I mean, who knows what we could do. It sets you back. We might kill all life on the planet. We might turn this planet into a dead rock. I don't know what happens when all the nukes get detonated. I know it kills every person. Right. Every person. There's enough nukes to kill everyone, all of us, the whole world. That's so crazy.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And if you were from another planet or a more advanced intelligence mission— That would concern you. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, maybe they evolved in a completely different way where they didn't have to go through this violence that we go through. If you asked anybody today, what's the possibility in your lifetime there would be no war? Nobody says that's going to happen. Right.
The Tim Dillon Show
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That's kind of nuts that as technologically advanced as we are. It's just such an accepted reality that there's always going to be a war somewhere. And it's always going to be groups of people that are told to go somewhere and kill people they don't know. Right. Because they have leaders. And it's amazing that China and us can't share. Prosperity.
The Tim Dillon Show
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There has to be a winner, and there has to be somebody on top. Well, if you're a mob leader, and there's another guy on the other side of town, and he runs that side of town. That's right. you've always had a good relationship. The families have always been, you sit down, you have pasta on Sunday, you talk about business. But then one guy from your group goes over there and gets killed.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And then they lie and say that your guy killed them. And then they start sending another guy, another guy dies. And then they lie about that. And then you know they lied about that. And then all of a sudden, you're not working together anymore. This guy wants more money for the shipments.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Thank you for shaving it. Thank you for doing it. Well, let's talk about it. Yeah. When we got there, someone, it's generally some executive type person decided to put lamps on every table and light the room up. And I got there. I was like, oh, no, this is terrible. And there was like a tension in the air that you could feel. It was the brightest I had ever seen the club. Yeah, it was weird.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Our guys are at the fucking docks while you're sitting in your fucking penthouse, and then you have violence and you have chaos. But if the families are working together, everybody's making money. There's a billion Chinese people. There's 330 million Americans. There's plenty of people to make money off of. Sell them stuff. Do the things that you've always been doing that's profitable.
The Tim Dillon Show
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That's what I always hoped would dissuade a conflict was that there's so much economic opportunity. We boycotted Chinese products?
The Tim Dillon Show
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No disrespect, but most opening acts aren't strong enough to shock them out of it. Right. They're not good enough to really get the crowd going. Right. And change the mindset quickly. So by the time you're getting up, they're just still adjusting to the idea that they're laughing. Yeah. And I felt bad and he kind of felt bad. We didn't say anything after.
The Tim Dillon Show
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We'd be so fucked. Yeah, no. We'd be so fucked. But we've got to make it so that we can all share this idea that one person's not saying it but secretly trying to overthrow governments. You know what I mean?
The Tim Dillon Show
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That's part of the problem. That's part of the problem. And this is what I think the deep state really is scared about with Trump because he genuinely wants to stop the wars. Like he's openly saying it. Yes. That we've got to stop people from dying. Right. That shouldn't be controversial. No. That shouldn't be something that the left opposes. They also don't like that he can't be controlled. Right.
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Right. And they have, for a very long time, used people's secrets and vulnerabilities to control them. And financial. And financial. Right. The fact that he paid for the entire campaign himself. Right. That's different. Or funded it or figured out how to get money. It's different. There's an accepted practice of how that town runs and how the world runs. Yeah.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They don't like the idea that they can't control people. It's just dangerous to let people continue to control people when the entire country is set up to have a limited amount of control for a limited amount of time so that the will of the people is met. Right. That was the idea behind it when they first started. It was the idea to prevent tyranny.
The Tim Dillon Show
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To not have some person stay in for more than two terms. You know, there's a bunch of different fails. You've got the House. You've got the Senate. You've got a bunch of different – you've got Supreme Court to side over things. They're appointed for life. You've got to –
The Tim Dillon Show
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You got a lot of things that are set in place, a lot of amendments and these things that are set in place to protect your rights. You can't fuck with those. You can't fuck with those. Because the moment you do just to have your team win, you set it up where we're living in chaos. We're living in hell. There's never been a fucking socialist, Marxist, Leninist country ever that worked out.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It's like this. And it's all coming from institutions like universities that are living in fantasy land. They're all fucking. Well, they all just want to reorder this hierarchy and put themselves on top.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And they want to elevate mediocre people. Yeah. And, you know, and that there's always a. ulterior motive for whatever they say. One of the things that's encouraging over the last couple of years is that people culturally have begun to see through it. Yeah. They know what it is. They know what it is. More now than I think ever before. More now than ever. I think COVID woke a lot of people up.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Woke a lot of people up. I think people are looking at all this stuff and they're going... If it feels irrational, it is. Yeah. You know, you have a gut. You have instincts. You can trust them. If it sounds insane, it is. It is.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And for sure, these people that are telling you that everything is perfect and everything works amazing and everything is excellent and stop listening to the people that are saying differently, they're not telling you the truth. There's no way they can be. There's no way that can be about anything. Fill in the blank whatever subject we're talking about.
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Like he was sitting in the green room and I was like, good job, man. He's like, yeah, you too. And then it was just silent. Yeah. Because we were so mad at him. And it wasn't his fault. He's an awesome guy. And we loved hanging out with him. He's from Northern California. So me and my opener were like, why don't you tag along? We'll do this road trip. Or maybe we flew. I think we flew.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Pharmaceutical drugs, whether we're talking about the environment, whether we're talking about energy. No one's telling you the truth. What do you think about this kid who shot the CEO? Do you think he'll get convicted? Well, it's pretty obvious that he shot him if that's the guy. I mean there's a video of him doing it. Was he denied a claim or was someone near him denied a claim?
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He had these back problems. UnitedHealthcare was not his healthcare provider, but they are the biggest, I believe, and they deny the most claims. And he – the target is interesting that he chose that guy. I guess he chose him as a symbol. of the inequity in the healthcare system and how fucked up it is. It is a fucked up system.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Why wouldn't he go after a CEO of the company that actually denied it? That's a great question, and that's a question that people are asking. Was he mentally ill? Well, obviously. To be able to do that, you have to be at least at some level mentally ill.
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You know, he was a smart guy who had an Ivy League education and a wealthy family, but apparently he had maybe had a psychic break in the last three or four months where he... Was writing manifestos and reading a lot of Unabomber stuff. Really? Unabomber? Yeah. He was a big fan of Ted Kaczynski. And he got kind of, he disappeared for like three or four months. His family was looking for him.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Friends of his were looking for him. He went to some commune in Hawaii. And there's actually a video of the guy in Hawaii that was like, we let everyone in that has love in their heart. And Luigi had love in his heart. So I think he was hanging out with them. And this back problem was very disruptive. It fucked his life up. What happened to his back? I don't know. He had something.
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Did he get fused? I don't know if he got fused, but I know that there was a back issue. I saw some x-ray images on like a clickbait YouTube video that was talking about his healthcare claim. Yeah, there was a – like I think his profile picture was like his back had like some surgery. So maybe you're right. I guess it was – That's a scary one. When you get surgery on your back –
The Tim Dillon Show
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I don't know anybody who's gotten surgery on their back where it made it feel so much better. Right. It's a very troublesome area to work on. I do know people that have gotten artificial discs, particularly in their neck, and it worked out really well. Right. Yeah. My grandmother had a pig valve in her heart.
The Tim Dillon Show
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So those are screws, right? Yeah, that means he got his discs fused in his low back. So what happens when you do that, especially if you look at that young man, he's very jacked and active. What happens is now the disc above that is going to get an unusual leverage on it, right? It's not moving the same way because all of them are supposed to articulate together. So all the discs...
The Tim Dillon Show
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So you have discs and then you have your spinal column. So you have these bones and the discs, right? And the discs are mushy and they're supposed to like, you're supposed to have muscles around those bones. So it stabilizes everything and everything kind of moves and bends and becomes pliable. As soon as you have a bunch of them that don't move anymore.
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And I said, it'll be fun. The San Jose Improv is like an old theater that they've made into a club. Great place. Great place. And we were staying in like Palo Alto, which is fun. You walk around Stanford campus and, you know, see all the Asian people. It's nice just to see everyone. And, but then he got up and it was, it was like, I didn't know what, it was like running with weights on.
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Now, this area is going to take a lot of pressure. What do we think? And a lot of times people have to get that one fused too. Do we think he had an injury? Is that what would make something? I believe he did. Yeah. I believe he did. But that's a really common place to get your back injured. If anyone's listening and this is happening to you, there's other different ways.
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And I'm not saying that some people don't need back surgery. I'm not a doctor. I'm just saying that I know of many people that were considering back surgery that found alternative methods to heal their back.
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And they didn't need to be fused. Some people are bone on bone. And those are the people that are the best candidates. Those people have been suffering for a long time. They're the best candidates for these articulating titanium discs. My buddy Eddie has one on his back. I have a couple friends that have them in their necks. I know three UFC, four UFC fighters that have them in their necks.
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So they take your shitty disc out and a lot of these guys are experiencing like crazy pain, like elbow pain, atrophy of their muscles because their nerves are pinched. They put this disc in, instant relief. Then I know some other people that have done it and they're still struggling. What do you think about the reaction to it when people were kind of cheering?
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It was wild, but it's to be expected. There's this anti-corporate sentiment in this country. There's this anti-capitalism sentiment in this country. This is at the root of like when a lot – it coincides with like the Free Palestine people, the BLM people. There's a lot of sentiment in this country. There's a mentality to attack corporations and attack capitalism.
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And so when someone – someone made a tattoo of this cat. Did they? They – The healthcare industry seems like the most depraved industry. It's very depraved. If you're going to get angry at an industry, it seems like the healthcare industry does fuck over the most people and incentivizes companies to deny care. and put profits over humanity. Yeah.
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So that, as a target for rage, makes a lot of sense. But I also don't think you could have a society where people just go around shooting people in the head. No, you can't have that. That's not... As a society, that's, you know, not going to work. I'll send it to you, Jamie. I found it. But it's also one of those things where it's like you feel cool saying it.
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Like when Trump didn't die and people were like, you shouldn't have missed. I wish that guy didn't miss. Do you really mean that? Because I think it's a thing that people just say. I don't think you really mean that. I don't think you want someone to get assassinated, even if you don't like them. That's crazy. There's too much loose talk. With regard to subjects like that, where people say things.
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Hit the volume. Oh, he has face tats. Yeah, but listen to what it's saying. Hilarious. And he's got the caduceus on his neck. So he's got the pharmaceutical symbol on his neck, and someone took a photo of that guy. So much of this is that he's an attractive guy. He's a hot guy.
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If he wasn't, then he was, you know, that I think is, and he was from a rich family, and Um, that I think as a hero, as a folk hero, there's a romantic quality to that. There's a little bit of that, especially if he was justified in what he did. You know, like if, if he himself had a story. Yeah.
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What did he sing about? just kind of like whatever he's doing, it's like acoustic music, but it's like, it's like some of it's like socio cult, like commentary. So I was like, maybe that'll fit. It's kind of like folky kind of like, you know, whatever, here's what's going on type stuff. And I was like, I might be good. And it was like, whoa, it was like quicksand.
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And that's interesting because people have not been able to identify whether he personally, other than his back problem. There was a woman that I was watching in a video today where she was testifying that she denied someone, she was working for an insurance company, and she denied someone medical care. And she was rewarded for it. And the person wound up dying.
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And she said she went on to get a better job and make a lot of money. And she was confessing and she was talking about it. And she was saying that she feels great guilt that this was just a part of the culture and a part of the job. And she was told she did a good job. By saving the company money. And it was just about saving the company money.
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And they could have provided life-saving health care to this person if they approved that. It would have been expensive. The person would have lived. And she would have probably not been able to get a better job, which is really sick. This is the one industry in which, you know, the capitalist philosophy—
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is challenged in a way that makes the most sense to me, because when you have a two-year-old who's born with a tumor or a condition, and that child has not existed on earth long enough to even know what's going on, and his parents don't have the resources to help that child, the idea that we, being such a wealthy country, wouldn't provide care
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Or that that family would have to go bankrupt or lose their house just to try to keep their kid alive does seem terrible. It's insane. Yeah. It's insane that we – look, I'm not for socialized medicine. I don't think that that's the best way to do it because I think you want to incentivize people to be the very best at what they do.
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And a lot of these badass motherfucking heart surgeons, these badass motherfucking brain surgeons, they want to drive Porsches. They want to live in a big house. This guy's awesome. He's the best at what he does. All the fucking New York Jets go to him when they want to get their knees done. I like those guys. Those guys are important. It's important. And gals. I'm not trying to be sexist.
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Whoever the fuck is the best at what they do, I want those people to be rewarded for it. However... I think that when it comes to health care, if we can spend $175 billion on Ukraine, I think we can provide a safety net for the low-income and middle-income people that would get bankrupted by medical – bills that are impossible for them to ever pay.
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You break a leg and you don't have a health insurance, you get hit with a $300,000 bill or whatever it's going to cost. How the fuck? You can't even work for like a year. Like how long does it take to heal a fucking broken thigh bone? What's another reason you need to have...
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an immigration policy that makes sense, because if you're gonna provide those types of services to people, and we agree that we should, it has- You can't just let anybody in.
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It has to be for a citizen, and there has to be a social contract between a citizen and a government. That's the entire basis of a nation. If you don't have that, it's a problem. I mean, that's definitely true. But let's just say just the citizens, just the citizens. Most citizens are fucked if something really goes wrong. Right. And that shouldn't be the case. That doesn't have to be the case.
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Right. If they could print up all this fucking money and send it all over the place for all sorts of different things, they can most certainly provide a national safety net for people. And, you know, it could be a thing like... We all accept that there are certain things where socialism works, right? And I always use this example, and I stole it from somebody else.
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We got up and it was like quicksand right after him. And then he was like, you know, the next day we're all kind of having breakfast. And I was like, You know, I think tonight we'll just do the comedy. He goes, no, I get it. He goes, it changed the energy. I go, yeah. And I go, I'm sorry. And he goes, no, no, no, I'm sorry. It felt – I felt bad. It's just like mixing peanut butter and steak.
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I can't remember who I stole it from, but it's totally true. The fire department. The fire department is a great example of socialism, right? We all agree that you should put out the fucking fire, and we don't want your house to burn down because you don't have any money because then it's going to burn my house too and everybody else's house. So we all chip in. The fire department gets paid.
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It's not like they call you or you call them rather and say your house is on fire and they say, oh, Mr. Dillon, you don't have fire insurance. We can't send a fire truck. No, the fire truck's there for everybody. It's a good example of like necessary social. Sure. So there's some things that are good socially, and I think that the word socialism is the problem.
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It should be a part of the community assets, right? Police, education, it should be paid for by the people. It shouldn't only be like you have to be rich to get a private education because otherwise you're fucked, which is the case. Most countries that people call socialist are actually capitalist countries. They have generous welfare states, but they also have a ton of private industry
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Some of them, like Norway and stuff, have a lot of oil wealth. And they have—they don't have a Marxist, like, complete, you know, where, like, there is no private property. Right. And no private industry. Right. That's not— Nowhere works like that. Nowhere is going to work. When you get like that, you get dictators.
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And a lot of those smaller socialist countries work and are easy because the populations are relatively homogenous and they share the same values and they want the same things. And they're pretty small. And they're small. It's nothing like the United States.
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No, if you have 6 million people and they all look like they're related and they all believe in one culture and that culture is not about standing out or making lots of money. You're being innovative. It's about some simple things and there's nothing wrong with that.
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It's much easier to have a socialist country than it is to have a country with 300 million people where you have religions from all over the world and different cultures and different values and people that want different things. That's a much tougher country to have that policy. And it gets really fucking cold in the winter, which kills all the homeless people. And that's a great idea.
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You can't camp out. You can camp out in L.A. all year round. Oh, you can. All year round, for sure. Obviously, people do it. They live for years out there in those tents. They have communities. They're huge. Huge communities of people living in tents. Try that shit on ice. It does seem to be like we're heading to a direction where we're going to need either a universal basic income. Yeah.
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There has to be some, because AI is coming. Automation is here. The Waymo cars go back. You're seeing all of this going, what are these people going to do? What are the gig economy people going to do? They deliver DoorDash. They work. They work at the front desk at a hotel. They're one of the last remaining bank tellers. They work at a fast, casual food restaurant.
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those people's jobs seem to be hours away from being gone. Yep, 100%. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think there's any way around it. And I think for those people, you know, this whole idea of them finding a new thing to do, some people just aren't designed that way, and they're 50. So their whole life they've been serving drinks to people and then all of a sudden that goes away.
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If you get to a point where 50% of the jobs that are available right now don't exist anymore, like we are all the manager of Blockbuster Video, that's not outside of the realm of possibility because most of these jobs didn't exist 200 years ago.
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The idea that some new groundbreaking technology would eliminate the need for manual labor across pretty much every industry you can imagine, especially cars. If they can figure out the autonomous driving car thing, and they're pretty good at it. I was watching a video where these ladies went to the airport, and one of those Waymo things seemed fucking normal.
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Right. You know, both of them are great. Yeah, you just can't do it together. Just don't put them together. And it ruined the weekend because now we hated him. We were – But we like him, but I'm like, I hate – I don't even want to look at him now because of how difficult this was. That's hilarious, especially San Jose Improv. That place is awesome.
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They were just complaining the seatbelts were too small. But other than that, you're sitting in the back seat, and I guess the seatbelts lock in on you. Yeah. It works. It works. The fucking driverless car. I photographed one the other day or videoed on my Instagram driving around Austin. Jaguar. Just driving around. They work.
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So if that's the 2024 version of that thing, what's the what's the 2028 version like?
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What is the Tesla look like in 2030? You can download an app now. and I think it's Hilton or one of these hotels, and open the door to your room with a QR code and never see a person. Not go to a front desk, not check in, everything's digital. You go in, you can order food to your room on an app. I mean, you don't have to pick up a phone and call room service. You don't have to.
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So you're eliminating so many jobs that, and listen, high-end hotels where people want more service and they're able to pay for it will kind of keep those positions. But if your kid's got a fucking soccer game and you're going to Tulsa and you just want to, it makes so much sense in the world to go, yeah, we're all booked. Scan, get in the rooms. We don't need anything here.
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And you could run an entire hotel with almost nobody. couple of security guards, maybe one manager. Not only that, but if they can use fighter jets and they have autonomous fighter jets that beat all the regular fighter jet pilots in simulated combat 100% of the time, why wouldn't they have that for flights? You probably don't need pilots anymore.
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If that thing knows how to take off and knows how to land... You know, I can summon my car. You know, I can summon my car. That's crazy. Like if I'm in a parking lot and I want my car to come to the front, if I park back there, I can summon it. Yeah. It'll come to get me. That's crazy. That's nuts. And then I can press the address and I'll say, take me home. And it just takes me home. Right.
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Full navigation stops at red lights, puts its blinker on when it changes lanes, recognizes where traffic is, goes around it. Right. We're so close to not needing drivers. And then that's going to be great for the government. They could just shut your fucking car down, you know, and all the rebels are going to have like old Ford pickup trucks and shit. Carburetors.
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Because you're going to like that's what Tucker drives. You ever see Tucker's car? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He drives, no navigation, no GPS, no nothing. Right. I never send him like Instagram stories or something because he doesn't even have it. No. He doesn't look at any of that stuff. He doesn't. It's healthy. It's kind of cool. It's the way to do it. It's the way to do it. I'm pretty close to that.
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I mean, I'm not close to that because I do go on Instagram a lot and I really like to go on YouTube. YouTube's my favorite. There's something about being a comic. You want to see what's going on. Well, it's also like YouTube for me is a nice escape. I get to watch a video about an ancient civilization or watch a guy go hunt bucks in the forest or watch a professional pool game.
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To me, it's like just entertainment. But the social media thing, man, I just think most people are not cut out for it. I think it's bad for you. I think it makes you think you're in conflict all the time. Everybody's always arguing about stuff. People are dunking on each other. I think it accentuates mental illness.
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It's always supposed to be awesome, and it was like – it was tough. So it is one – comedy is such an interesting thing. You've got to have – An idea of like what you're going to see mm-hmm who you're going to see you know and because I saw people that eight o'clock Wednesday show I'm like they don't want to be here Some of these some of these people don't want to be here. Well.
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I've known people that I'm friends with, and I can't even talk to them anymore because of their tweets. Australia just banned social media for kids under 16. Whoa. that would be a problem in my house. They're done. They go, we're not doing it anymore. Wow. They said increase in mental health issues, increase in depression, increase in, you know, I believe suicide and things like that.
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Yeah, they're going to just use that as an excuse to go door to door. We've heard your child's been TikTok-ing. We'd like to have him come out here and bring the phone. Please open your phone. I do think that's probably a good idea overall. Sort of. I think everybody's got to adapt and you just got to develop discipline and you got to develop the ability to recognize you're drinking too much.
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You drink, Bob, you're drinking seven drinks a night. That's too much. OK, I own a bar. I don't drink every night. You know, you don't have to be on that fucking thing all the time. But Bob wants to have a drink. There's a lot of morons. You're always going to have that. Just like you're always going to have people that do stupid shit. It's just a part of being a human being.
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And part of being a human being is learning from other people doing stupid shit. And I like to think that social media is exactly like everything else in life. When I see people doing things that resonate with me, like, oh, that seems crazy. Like, why are you arguing all the time? Like, what kind of life is that? How can you be happy?
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Is the budget that much of a concern for you that you're fucking screaming about it eight hours a day? Is that really your life or is this bad for you? And just go, okay, listen, don't do that. Oh, that guy's doing coke every night and now he lost his job. Don't do that. Don't do that. Oh, this guy is fucking driving drunk every night and now he killed a family. Oh, don't do that.
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Yeah, it's like people have to do awful things around you so that you realize the consequences of awful things. You know, it's like when I was in high school, this kid that I knew killed his friend in a drunk driving accident. And I remember running into him on the street like maybe 10 months later. And I ran into him and I said, hey, man, what's up?
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He's like, just like just looking down on the ground, just deep shame. horrible feeling and i remember thinking at that time driving drunk man right that that's so bad it's so dangerous to be hammered on the road and kill your friend Right. And so many people have gotten away with it. So many people have driven drunk and gotten away with it.
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It's just, you know, when you have a, like drinking is such a weird thing because you go to a place to drink. How'd you get there? How'd you get there? Are you Ubering? Most kids today are Ubering, which is really wise. Right. You know, they're smart. We're drinking. We're going to go Uber. But old school people never Ubered. No, they drove. They drove. And they drove hammered.
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You know, and it's trying to tell someone not to drive when they're drunk is one of the most frustrating and also scary things. Right. Because like this motherfucker is hammered and they're about to just get on the road. And they're about to go and potentially hurt themselves and hurt other people.
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I remember we were in Malibu once and this fucking guy and his friend were like play fighting and they started throwing water bottles at each other and everybody got upset. It was like a tense moment. You're like, these guys were out of control. One guy was clearly hammered and then his car pulled up and he just got in and drove off.
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Right. Like, that guy is sauced. It's crazy. Sauced. And he was on the PCH, which is, like, the most deadly highway. It's terrible. It's a terrible highway. People live there, and, you know, they have all those houses right on the beach, and then, like, they back out. Crazy. People die every year. Just people just plow into them.
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I don't think that's the case Maybe it was I think they were weirded out by how lightly it was so well lit was so well There's a light in front of you on your table. Yeah, it was crazy It was a bad idea and then shows were the best ever that's perfect Well, we got them to shut off everything. They said, oh, we're just going to leave these lights on. I'm like, let me see them off.
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There's so many people that are on their phone, and they don't pay attention, and they look down to grab something, lipstick or something, and then boom, boom. You're going 50 miles an hour into someone's Jaguar. It's crazy. It's a terrible place to drive. That road kills a lot of people every year. Isn't that where Caitlyn Jenner, before she was Caitlyn, whacked that lady?
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That's where she killed that woman. Yeah, a lot of people die on that road. It's a sketchy road, and people drive fast. You've got to be careful. It's on the coast, too, which is a distraction.
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It's pretty. You're looking at the water, and then all of a sudden... One of the worst things in the world, I think, is the... level of distraction out there right now. Oh, yeah, especially with phones. How many times have you been on the highway?
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You see someone weaving in and out of lanes, and you look down, and they're texting while they're driving. It's terrifying that you've got kids out there, old people, regular people. Everybody's on these phones driving at 100 miles an hour. The best thing ever is CarPlay. I've never used the Android CarPlay, but I use Apple CarPlay all the time. It's fucking great. You can talk to it.
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You never have to take your hand off. Hey, Siri, text Tim Dillon. What would you like to say? Hey, Siri, play this. It fucking works great. Obviously, it's listening to you 24-7 for you to say you're Siri, so it's going to get a few things that you said that are maybe unfortunate. Tell the orb what I said. Tell the world it's really just a star. So you're not freaked.
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You're like, it's just what it is. We just got a good deal with whatever it is, whether it's an alien invasion or a war of the worlds. I certainly could get freaked out if I wanted to. I know. Sometimes I get freaked, but then I got to realize it's just there's nothing you can really do about it. You have to enjoy your life. There's nothing. There's nothing you can do. Yeah.
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You know, there's some people like Ryan Graves. He's got some UAP investigation thing they're doing. They think that they can find out what these things are and find out where they're coming from and get answers. Great. I'm glad. But right now, I don't have any answers.
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If he knows, he's not saying shit. Right. That's very odd that he hasn't commented on the drones. He's not saying anything. Not a peep publicly. And I think because, like, if it is something super serious with national security, he can't. He can't. Right. He's got contracts with the Defense Department. Right. I mean, he makes SpaceX. He makes rockets. He can't talk crazy. Of course.
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Not about that. Right. And if he didn't, though, ooh, he'd be the guy to talk to. Like, what do you think is going on here? Like, how are these things able to, like, what is the at least theoretical technology that would allow them to hover for five hours in the sky and not give off a heat signature?
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As a public person that could analyze it. He's an engineer. He's an actual engineer. Right. And then just kind of go, hey, this is what's happening and how it's happening. Well, this is where you could show or you could see how crazy people are today. Yeah. When they mock his intelligence. Yeah. Yeah. You don't have to agree with him. You don't have to like him.
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But to say he's an idiot, I mean, you can't say he's an idiot. I've heard he's a dumb person's version of a smart person. I'm like, okay, what is your version? Because you have such high standards. It's like, you know, one of those guys that sees, like, the hottest woman in the world and, like, poof. Well, there's also, it's like Trump isn't funny. What are you talking about? Of course he's funny.
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Like the stage light? Let me see that off. Dim it down. Dim it down. Let me see it off. Okay, take it off. No, get rid of it. Get rid of it. And they did everything. It's so nice owning a club.
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Like, I think part of the problem is people can't understand this duality, like not agreeing with someone, but also, you know, acknowledging that they have an appeal or that they're intelligent or that they're funny or that they're whatever it is. And to me, I think true maturity is...
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If you don't like someone, still recognizing that that person has value even though you personally are repulsed by them. Yes. Yes. Be objective. Be objective. And don't be ridiculous. Yeah. And there's a lot of people that are just ridiculous. And they have a narrative in their head and they want to run with it no matter what. Have you seen the controversy about Miss France? No. Okay.
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Is it a dude? No. No. Luckily, right? Well, I'm shocked it's not. I could see how you'd be upset on that one. Sure. But no, it's a black lady. Oh, they're mad at that? Yep. And they're comparing her to these other women. The problem is she's fucking beautiful. Right. Is she not as hot as Brigitte Macron? She's really beautiful.
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And they're trying to find photos of her where she's crying or some weird angle. And is it just racism? They're just pissed? I think it's a thing where you're pushing back against DEI so much that you see it even in places where you go. Where it's not there. What is a beauty pageant in the first place, right? There's a bunch of things they judge you on.
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They judge you on, I think you have to give a speech, right? You have interests, you have skills. There's a bunch of different things. And then it's what you look like. Right. The question and answer portion. If you have all those things but you look like shit, I get it because it's supposed to be a beauty pageant. I get it.
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There's no committee. Yeah. There's no committee. There's me and you. What do you want? You're the dictator. But it's not even a dictator. It's like you – I do whatever the comic wants. Right. Whatever you need. Tell me what you want. Do it that way? Yeah. Okay, good. You want music? No music? Okay, no music. Whatever you want. No, it's the most comic-friendly club, meaning like –
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But if you have those things and you're beautiful and you're upset because it doesn't represent France because it's white. Well, a lot of black people live in France. France is not really a completely white country. There's citizens of France. If DEI is to exist, let's have it in beauty pageants.
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It's disgusting. That's crazy. Show what she looks like. I just typed in Miss France and that's all it comes up with. Just give me some images of what she looks like. She's fucking beautiful. And if you see her on stage, she looks fantastic. Like, if you see her when she won, the idea that this lady is not capable of winning a beauty pageant anywhere in the world is crazy.
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If you're just judging on beauty, there's different types of beauty. There's red-headed, white, freckled beauty. There's Brazilian, hot, tan beauty. There's Asian beauty. There's all kinds of different beauty. That woman's fucking beautiful. It's reactionary stuff where people are just angry at this concept.
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Well, the thing is there have been a bunch of instances of people winning these contests that were ridiculous. Some of them that were men. Some of them where they're obese. Some of them that weren't – and I could see pushing. But now it's like people are looking to push back wherever they can. Because people tend to become accustomed to outrage very quickly.
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But this is one where you're like, come on. No, it's enough for me. You don't think that lady could win? That's crazy. She should. Yeah, she should win. She can fucking win, but. Not at 34. She's still hot. No, she's still hot. Why is there an age limit? By 34, you should have a kid. You should have your shit together, not be in a beauty pageant. I guess you could see that argument.
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I mean, at 34 years old, I think. You've only got like four years left of kids. As a woman at 34 years old, I think you should be put in a facility. Yeah. Like a horse. Yeah. So I think that's what the problem is. I think this woman slipping out there. Women are hot pretty late these days. No, it's – They can stay hot for a long time now. I think you made a great point about like –
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It's just people looking to be upset about things. And like I said, DEI and a beauty pageant, I get it. It is what it is, whatever. Yeah, but that's not DEI. But even if there was an example of DEI, DEI bothers me if they're like, hey, we want diverse pilots. And you go, dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Beauty pageants are somewhat meaningless, even though they're not completely meaningless. I'm scared when they're like, we need diverse surgeons. And I go, no, no, no, no, no. You need good surgeons. Only. You need good surgeons. Yeah. I don't care what my surgeon looks like, if they're good. I've never in my life said, I want an Irish surgeon. Yeah. I'm Irish. My grandfather came from Ireland.
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I've never said, you know what would be good? If a guy named Malachi or Rory- operated on me if I needed surgery. I like a guy with men in his last name. Yeah. Gettleman. Yeah. I want a Jew. I want a Pakistani or an Asian. That's it. I don't really want like a fun surgeon. No. You want them locked in. I don't want like a wordsmith. Right. I want like a, like we had a bad flight.
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You can do anything. The reason that that's, I need guidance, because I don't know. I just know I like being funny. What you need with a special is someone who knows you and someone, like if I was directing or producing your special, this never would have happened. I would have said, no, no, no, we have to have it very dark. Let's take a look at it. Let me hear the sound.
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Me and Sam Talent, we left Amsterdam, 35 minutes. It was a private plane going to Luton, which is an airport near London. Not in London, but near it. And the pilot said, it's a little windy in London. 30 of the 35 minutes were absolutely fine. When we hit about 3,000 feet, something happened. And it was not good.
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We got about 700 feet and we're like, me and Sam Talent are like, where the fuck's the runway? To the right, we saw the runway perpendicular to the plane. Not good. Ooh. The pilot tried to get the plane in, you see him on the controls and we felt a gust of wind and the pilot was like, fuck it. You heard him say, fuck it, you know?
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Boom, we went back up, go around through like a bad storm, and then we had to land in Birmingham, and the landing at Birmingham was very tough too, because the weather was degenerating.
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Now, but you had two French pilots that were in great shape and didn't say anything, and they were just like AI machines, and you had a Russian flight attendant, and to her, life and death have no meaning, it makes no difference. It's no difference. So she sits, says nothing, no expression on her face, and these two pilots. And in that moment, you want the most skilled person for the job.
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You are not thinking about anything else. You're not thinking about were they raised rich? How easy was it for them to go to flight school? Did their parents pay for their flights? All you're thinking about is God get this plane on the ground. And that's where DEI, to me, is the most insane and dangerous is when you start taking real important jobs and talking about shit no one gives a fuck about.
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I could see earrings. Yeah, you could see everything. Everything. You could see zits. If somebody had zits, you could see them. You could see their complexion. So Wednesday, the early show, we were shooting Wednesday, Thursday, the early show. Wednesday was tough. It was tough. People were intense.
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Yeah. When you're on a plane like that, you don't give a fuck if it was two white pilots, black pilots. I don't give a shit who it is as long as they are really good at flying this fucking plane. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's how it's supposed to be with everything. It's just how things go one way and people recognize it's the wrong way. And then right now that's the overcorrection.
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The correction is equality. I had an overweight woman pilot once and I went, I don't like it. I don't want me in that thing. I don't want to fly. And I didn't want this overweight woman. Did you say it? Not to her, but she's like a chubby woman and she like barely fit in this. And she's like in the, she's like moving the thing. And I'm like, what is happening now? We didn't die.
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But I didn't love that. I want someone in the cockpit who's svelte and in really good shape. Yeah, the right stuff. And doesn't have a personality. I don't want pilots to have a personality. Yeah. Pilots should be very similar to machines. You ever heard Rollins talk about this? No. You know he does those spoken word things? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He talks about what he wants in a pilot. Right.
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He wants the steel blue eyes. Yeah. The right stuff look. Yeah. High top crew cut. We've had pilots that are too like... friendly, and they're just too, like, they come in the back and, like, talk to you, and you go, I don't want that shit. I want military guys. I want guys that are ex-military or whatever it is. Yeah. You really want military guys. That's a great point. It's a scary job, man.
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You're piloting a giant metal thing that's flying through the air at ridiculous speeds. And then you have to deal with the wind sometimes. Yeah. It's scary. You want people that are just... Well, there was a push for that in comedy for a while. Yeah. In L.A., certain clubs would literally have a quota where they have a certain amount of this and a certain amount of that. Right.
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Sound's got to be cranked all the way up. We've got to make sure there's no things that are missing. And we're good. And just focus on Tim. Let him do his thing. It's just everybody is an artist. We talked about the Aziz special. No disrespect to Aziz. I think he's very funny.
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A lot of people snuck through that shouldn't have been there. Right. And, you know, one of the things that we set up at the Mothership, we said, it's just funny. It's just funny. Because of that, it's very diverse. Right. But just through merit. Right. Just through, because there's a bunch of funny people from all walks of life. Right. And just find the ones who are good.
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It doesn't matter where you're from. You have to be good. You have to be- You got to work hard. You got to work hard. You got to be trying to do this thing that we're all doing. And if you're not, if you're trying to make, if you're trying to-
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Derived value if you're trying to like get attention for something that's unrelated to the art form and everybody else is doing the art form that creates a giant problem and if it's Effective then if it's even more of a problem because then other people start doing it and then you get claptor And then you get like this distortion of the art where it's really people that aren't good at it.
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And so that's why they're trying to find some other way to generate energy, some other way to get attention and to get people excited. And that way is, you know, they'll try it through like social causes. Like I've heard people say, like, if your comedy is not elevating social issues, then it's bullshit. Right. That's crazy. That's so nuts. That's such a nutty thing to say.
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It's like, you know, if your music doesn't make me cry, then it's bullshit. Like, no, that's not true. Well, it's also like everybody became obsessed with like lists and being on a list and having like a certain amount of people on a list. And you go... Like what kind of lists? Like any of these lists that would come out from Rolling Stone or Vulture or Variety or any of this.
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And people get really upset. And you go, guys, it's not about who gives a fuck. Like being obsessed with that shit and who's on it and who's represented, it doesn't matter. It's not defining. Anyone can have a career now that works hard enough and really wants one and develops the talent. because we all have this ability to be out there. Also, these lists are all curated.
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People pay money to get on them. And they get on there because of people's political leanings. They get on ideological leanings. Right. Here's a good example. You go to YouTube and you see the trending now. Right. Do you know what was never on the trending now? Right. My conversation with Trump. Right. What is it at one point in time? 1.2 million an hour. Is that what it was, Jamie?
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Something like that. Something nutty like that. And it wasn't trending. Well, what is trending? Show me what is trending. What kind of views do they have? That's got to be crazy because this video has got 60 million views. So what views do they have? Right, right, right. It's insane. No, it's curated. It's insane. So that's completely curated.
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But that special that they did where Spike Jonze directed it and he's sideways and you see directly backstage where people are mulling around, it's odd. It's unnecessary. There's unnecessary things that I'm seeing now. The best thing about live comedy is that you're there and it's just the person.
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So you can't trust that trending now thing because if it's trending now, first of all, What could be bad about letting a person talk to another person, whether you're trying to find out who this person is? What could be bad with that if this guy's about to run for president, whether you like it or not?
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What could possibly be bad about that, that you would try to stop it from being in your trending? Is it like... When you just interview Donald Trump or you have the name Donald Trump, it can never be trending because they don't want to promote Donald Trump. Well, then what are you doing? Do you have a mandate? Do you have a very specific set of rules that you apply to certain people?
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Well, that's why I think when he gets in, he's talked about kind of a cyber or whatever bill of rights, like this idea that you would not be able to be discarded publicly. by these companies without some type of recourse. And I think a lot of people hate that.
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Well, it's just crazy that the right, what they think of as the far right, which is Trump, is pro-freedom of speech and trying to promote that on the internet. But the reason for that, selfishly, you could say, is because political people from the right were silenced for a long time, or at least censored on Twitter for a long time. For sure. It's certainly marginalized, and it was dangerous.
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You know, they could go after you. They would try to get people fired for things. It was, you know, it got pretty sketchy. And then a lot of people got removed from Twitter that were right-wing people. Right. You know, including Trump. I mean, they literally kicked him off of Twitter. That, obviously, for a guy like him who's felt the effect of it, being removed from the conversation.
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You remember when he was tweeting constantly, and then all of a sudden, silence. Right. Nothing. Nothing. And then people, and Gavin McGinnis said this once, I don't want to take his point, but he said, when you're removed, everyone can say anything they want about you. You do not have the ability to defend yourself. Exactly. And that's the goal. So that narrative is painted.
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That was the goal, though. That's what they wanted from him. They didn't want him to be able to say, hey, it's rigged, check out this, check out that. They just wanted to, you said that the election was rigged, you're off forever. No more talking. Which is a nutty thing to say.
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If the guy is not in jail, if he's not doing something that puts him in jail, and I know he was tried for a bunch of stuff, most of it I think was bullshit. It was a lot of bullshit. A lot of bullshit. But the reality is, if that guy is an American citizen, and he's not doing anything illegal, and he used to be the fucking president of the United States.
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Removing him from the internet seems insane. It's insane. Insane. Especially when you hear what he really said to those people that were at the Capitol. Do it peacefully. And then when you find out that these, now they said there's at least 26 FBI agents. Or informants. Informants.
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At least 26. There. That were there. At least. That entered. The whole thing is nuts. It's nuts. But also, if you had a real insurrection, wouldn't you want the FBI to be there?
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I mean, if you had a real group of armed militia that wanted to take over the Capitol and they had plans and they had fucking armored cars and they had heat style, you would want someone in that group to tell you what the fuck is going on. But that wasn't the case. No. That was not the case. But you also have photos and videos of people opening the doors of the Capitol. Yeah, fist pumping people.
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Come on in. Yeah. Here, I'll show you where the gavel gets handed. That's very strange. Yeah. That's odd. The whole thing's nuts. And also, there's people that have been in jail with no trial for years now. For years. Right. And there's this crazy opposition to pardoning those people, but no outrage about the people that Biden has pardoned, including that kids for cash judge. I sent you that.
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You're just watching that person and you listen to what he's saying and you're locked into their head. Whatever jokes they're saying, whatever topics, you're locked into their head, and you're just looking right at them. You don't have to see the audience and see them on the side and see them from here and from there. Everybody wants to move angles.
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That's crazy. Fucking crazy. That judge and people whose children committed suicide because they were in that prison. have spoken out and said, this guy is directly responsible in their estimation for my son's death because he was taking bribes to give these kids crazy sentences. And some of these kids develop, you know, crazy psychological problems and took their own lives.
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Just imagine if you didn't do anything wrong and this guy railroads you into a juvenile detention center and you're getting raped. And then Joe Biden lets him out of jail, pardons him, commutes his sentence, whatever. So just look at things with balance, folks, for real. Look at things with balance. None of that makes any sense.
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And if the left is the side that's telling you that this person should be censored— Like they're never supposed to be anti-free speech. The ADL was always about it. I mean, there was a famous thing that they let the Nazi or the Ku Klux Klan have this rally because they said you can't silence people.
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The hardest thing on the left right now is for them to admit that the people that they have put out as spokespeople for them all have to go. And that's when no one's admitting. No one's admitting the real problem because then they would have to admit that they have to – relinquish their job. They need a reasonable like Clinton in the 90s type guy.
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Not only do they need that, they need a media strategy where they don't have the most shrill voices out there. Meaning like they have a lot of people who are very dismissive of other people and they're incredibly annoying and And nobody is receiving that message. Right. And they have to change their strategy.
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They just have they have children that are out there like annoying children just screaming and yelling. These Biden people, these young guys that are like screaming and yelling about Biden. And it's not based on, and I'm not saying the right doesn't have annoying people, but like the left, because they lost, they have to build a party around people you don't hate.
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If you're going to tell me something, I don't want to hate you. I don't want to hate the messenger. Right.
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Everyone wants to reinvent the wheel, and sometimes that's good, but often I guess it's not. I think from now on I'm going to do them live. I really do. I think after doing that one live, I'm like, even if it sucks. So I fucked up. So this is me when I fuck up. Like, fine. Right. I'm just going to prepare more like I did for this one.
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He's an evil person. Yeah, he's a clearly. This is a clearly terrible, evil person. So what exactly are you saying, Jamie?
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But still, the guy's at home confinement for two years. I think he can do another two years in his fucking house. He could do another two years in his house or go back to the jail that he put children into. I mean, it should be like— Jamie is working for the fence.
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You know, there's a lot of other stuff. You know, there's people that were Chinese spies that were on that list. Yeah, how about his son? That makes sense to me. Well, it— If you have a kid, you get it. He fucked up. Okay. You're going to die. You don't want him to go to jail. He hates everybody. If you had this magic pen. Not only that. OK, they just ousted you in a coup. All right.
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But you're still the president for at least another month and a half. Of course, then, even though you said you wouldn't do it. Once they ousted him.
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Because all the times of him oust saying that he wasn't going to pardon his son. Wasn't he still the president? I mean, maybe if they let him be the president for a second term, maybe he wouldn't pardon his son. Can you imagine explaining to him the aliens? Because he doesn't know. Someone's got a, some in the deep, deep, deep state. Did you hear him talk about it?
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You haven't heard him talk about the drones? No, please. Do you have it? It's wonderful. See if you can find it. Biden addresses the drones. It is. Someone's going to sit him down and they're like in a black suit and they're like, hey. You're going to have to tell the country that there's aliens.
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He's a guy where you grab his hair, where he's asleep on the park bench, and you lift his head up, and he starts talking. That's him right now. That's so bad. Well, there's only one. There's one that's ours, basically ours. Watch this. I mean, it's so bad that this is the guy that we have right now while this is happening. This is the guy who's communicating whatever is happening to us.
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All I can imagine is the people that are running this are letting him do this now. Get him out there. Get him out there. For fun. Put him out. Let's see what he says.
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And you know what it is? They're like, if we need to confuse people about what is happening, he's the guy. Did you find it anywhere, Jamie? No.
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But I think this way, it's like there's no way to do anything weird. You know, there's no editing. Live comedy to me is so fun. Cameras suck. It's definitely an other element. But I'm glad that we found the dynamic that worked. I always say do four to everybody. Because a lot of times people were just doing one.
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So far, no sense of the danger. This is just one drone. Look at these propaganda people.
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Yeah, no, that's enough. This sounds like a snippet right before in an alien invasion movie. Absolutely. Like a bunch of people saying it's non-nefarious, nothing to worry about. You got an ancient president. It started off with one, and everybody else wanted to get in on the deal. It's so crazy. He goes, I think it's just one. They don't tell him nothing.
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You're being reported all over the country. But what do they even tell him? They tell him nothing. These reports about how the people working with him knew he was compromised like right away. Oh, they know. And how it kept getting worse and worse and worse and they all hid it. That seems like that should be illegal. It should be illegal to lie about that just like it's illegal to lie under oath.
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It should be illegal to conceal the mental decline of the person. leader of the free world not just conceal but be deceptive right in the way you're describing it like he's sharp as a tack yeah i mean this is just it was great i mean he's chilling he's on tiktok right there he's eating donuts to get us to our tiktok channel we just eat donuts
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How the White House functioned with a diminished Biden in charge. Diminished is a fun word because it could be like 99% diminished or it could be 10% diminished. It could be hungover or you could be almost dead. Well, I think the other thing too is like nobody fully understands who's running the country at the moment. No. I've described it like Tesla with auto drive.
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You have your hands near the steering wheel. Is this thing going to do this? There's no authority that we're all... Obviously, the president is not the only authority. We all know that. But it's the first time ever where the guy who's the president is incapacitated. Incapacitated. Completely. And we're looking at him like he's just a couple steps away from Carter. Remember Carter?
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They said, Carter's so excited to vote for Biden. And he was like this... It was crazy. Oh, he's going to vote for Harris. That's right. He was laying out there in the sun. He didn't know he was alive. His mouth was wide open. It's so sad. It's so sad to watch what they're saying. He's so excited to vote for Kamala Harris. Can I hear him say that?
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Can you tell me what he said? Oh, my God. I mean, that is so crazy. Did you ever hear Hunter S. Thompson's recordings where he talked about, he wrote about it too, but I think it's in one of his documentaries. It might have been the Gonzo documentary, but he talked about how he heard Jimmy Carter, he basically, after the last Nixon election, he'd kind of given up on politics, like, fuck this.
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This is all bullshit. And he was hired to go to listen to Carter speak. And as he was listening to Carter speak, he ran out to his car and got his tape recorder. He said, because this guy was making so much sense. And he was saying, like, Jimmy Carter was a beautiful president. He was one of the only presidents where you're like, wow, this is like a kind, peaceful man. He built houses afterwards.
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It was good the Wednesday early show was a warm-up and that it was a little tough so that the good ones felt amazing. Yeah. Yes. You had that. Right. You understood how good these were versus the Wednesday. You also understand, like, you got to do some work. Like, it can go south. You can't be a little too relaxed out there. No. And I learned that. That's the best thing about bombing.
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Never got rich. Never got rich. He was one of the only presidents that after his life, he lived very simply. He never did the speaking gig thing where you're making a quarter million dollars to talk to bankers. He didn't do any of that shit.
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And see if you can find that, like Hunter S. Thompson on Jimmy Carter. Yeah.
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That's very different than the way they portrayed it in the documentary. In the documentary, they left all that ruthlessness part out. Well, he's the president, so he's got to be ruthless. But I do think Carter seemed to believe in things and seemed to have a constitution.
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In the documentary, it's much more favorable the way Hunter's talking about it, that he was excited by him and excited by him quoting Bob Dylan. That's interesting. Well, I guess if you're going to be the fucking president, I bet Kamala Harris is ruthless. She's incredibly ruthless. I think you probably have to be. Think of how far she got with very little. Yeah, you've got to be ambitious.
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If you have a bad set or even just flub a joke or something like that, boy, the next set you're so focused. Yeah. You're so tuned in. And I try to be like that all the time. I try to think about that all the time and make myself, if I'm a little too relaxed before I go on stage, like, hey, come on, motherfucker. You've had some shaky sets before. You don't want a shaky set, right? Get focused.
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You have to be so ambitious, and it's impressive to me how close— she got to the presidency without Any discernible intellect, really, truly. Like, she didn't display any... I mean, listen, if you said she was a lawyer, great. If you said she was a manager at a mid-level company, sure. That's all fine. She was, you know, again, it was all okay. There's no, like, discernible...
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intellect that you would think the president would have. And say what you want about Trump, people like him, they don't like him. He has instincts. that are somewhat unmatched in the political arena. He's able to speak extemporaneously for hours at a time. He's passionate about things. He has lived a rich life and understands the facets of things and human beings and whatever. And, you know...
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Again, it's presented in a much different way than it's been presented, right? He doesn't speak like Bill Clinton or Barack Obama or anything like that. But like he clearly is someone who possesses an incredible amount of political talent and skill. That's – no one disagrees with that. Kamala Harris was an incredibly – average, mediocre politician.
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And if you said she was the DA of San Francisco or, you know, a local position, but the fact that she got very close to the presidency, she has to be a ruthless, ambitious operator. And there is something impressive about that. Yeah, I mean, that's the business. If you want to succeed in that business, that's what you got to do. If you want to succeed in TikTok... You go to Costco. You make songs.
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I know. You should hold up a cookie. I know. But you know what? Maybe the aliens are here to fix it. Thank you very much for doing this. I know this is your day off. No, listen. I love you. I'm always happy to help. I'm always happy to be on your show. Thank you for letting me do the special. Dude, special is going to rule. No, thank you for saving it. Well, I was glad I could.
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It's nice to be able to do that. And the people were cool. They did it all. That first show, I prayed you left. I said, God, I hope he's gone. We fixed it. We fixed it. Where were you watching from? The green room or the? The balcony. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Oh. I was praying. I said, maybe he left. You know, about five minutes in, I go, maybe he left. I go, he's probably got a lot to do.
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He's probably running around. I'm just happy you were doing four so we could fix it.
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in the world because we do have this weird drone thing. We have so many things going on simultaneously. There's a lot of weird shit. Yeah. There's a lot of weird shit going on simultaneously. There's like a lot of noise in people's heads. Anxiety. There's anxiety because people go, people are, you know, Whitney sat in L.A.
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You were doing really well. But your opening acts were struggling. Because it was a feeling when you got there. When I walked in, I was like, Jesus Christ, this feels like a fucking board meeting. You know what I mean? It felt like a conference hall. It felt weird. It was weird. And everybody seemed a little off-put by it. The audience was tense. They were tense.
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just like these five drones in some, you know, like they look like they're in like a, You know, they're flying in a pattern or something. It's weird. And people don't know what's going on. There's a weird theory it's a missing nuclear weapon that they're looking for. There's a theory that these are foreign drones. And then we talked about the fact that maybe it is otherworldly.
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And no one's saying – the problem is no one's saying anything. No one's saying anything. The government – and I texted people like Tucker, people like you. I text like I have smart friends, plugged-in friends. Nobody seems to know. Like Tucker made a great point. He goes the cover-up is bipartisan, which is not a good sign. It's like ominous. It's weird. If it's a cover-up. If it's a cover-up.
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It might simply be that whatever this is is so big that they can't talk about it publicly. They can't share it with Congress. Right. That's what gets scary, and that's the nuke one. Now, from what I understand, somebody put community notes on the video that I reposted. So I reposted a video of this guy who's a drone manufacturer.
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And he was saying that these drones could be trying to sniff out a nuclear warhead and that there was a nuclear warhead that was missing. And this guy was saying this. But then someone in community notes, I think, said something about being part of – that that video was part of a misinformation campaign. I don't know what that means.
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Open Phone, no missed calls, no missed customers. When something like this happens and you have a guy who has a very questionable... you know, history. And there's a very good chance that he was involved in some type of, let's say, fuckery. I do think that it is important to cross your T's and dot your I's
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and make sure you have a solid case against him so that you don't turn him into a folk hero if he need not be one. You know, like the other guy with the tattoo I totally get, he's got a tattoo for his autistic brother, and they're like, bro, you're in the gang. What if he's in the gang? What if his autistic brother runs the gang? Like, we don't know what's, no one knows what's going on.
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Let's watch this woman. This is the wife of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was deported to Central America from Maryland. After being accused of being in MS-13, here is his wife speaking. There's a lot of people here. They want him back.
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But I think that the Love on the Spectrum show, it's like people are, there's a moment of defiance. People are watching Love on the Spectrum going, we're going to watch it. Okay? Because they're going to the Netflix top 10. You have Black Mirror, which has completely fallen apart. This is what people do in their house. They go to the Netflix top 10. They go, what is this?
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It would be funny if she said he's a proud member of MS-13. And then she went, shit. She turned around and they go, keep going. She goes, and he is a proud member of MS-13. Shh, no, no. No, no, no, keep going, keep going. He's not. They go, he's not an MS-13. All right, let's listen to her. I don't know. I didn't know he was in all these unions, and they said he was in CASA or CAVA.
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He's in a CAVA. My cousin knew a girl named Demetria. They met in rehab in Delray Beach. She was in a CAVA. CAVA's like a drug people get into. You know what CAVA is?
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It's a drink, but people get really start getting whacked out on it. And it's like it's a way to replace like opium. But that's not what she means. I think she said Casa, which means house. Continue.
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That's not, hold on. That's not grammatically correct when she said spirit that refuses to bring down. I'm trying to think of another way she could have said that. I'm standing here with spirit that will not be... I'm standing here with a spirit that is ferocious. And you know what I mean? Continue.
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Hold on for a minute. I don't know. It's hard to know here what's going on. Is this a good guy or is this guy a problem? And I don't know. And this is going to be one of those things where they go, podcasters talk without the facts. You don't have the facts. Who are you to influence? I said I don't know nine times. I said I don't know. And they're going to say that.
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They're going to go, well, you're talking about it. Yeah, everyone's talking about it. We're all talking about it. That doesn't mean I'm not condemning this man. I really don't know. I feel for this woman. But this guy might have been a really bad guy that was in a gang. And he might have told her that he wasn't. Or she might know he was. And he might have been bringing in money doing that.
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Or this is a complete case of, like, mistaken identity. And they deported this guy without any due process. And this is a guy that may have had some trouble, but... was for the most part a law-abiding citizen. That's not what the government is contending. Let's keep listening to his wife. Do you know her name?
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The Netflix top 10 is always relatively the same. It is a rom-com. It is a true crime. It is a show from like Norway or one of the countries about like Norse mythology or something. It's like some fun fantasy show. And then you have a popular reality show, A Love is Blind, The Circle, Love on the Spectrum. Then you maybe have a comedian.
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Good job. Let's keep listening to Jennifer Vasquez and see... I don't know. We're looking for clues. I'm looking for... I'm looking at this big woman next to her, two to the right, and I'm looking at her earring. She's got a chunky earring there, like a green earring. Now, this thing, CASA, she's a member of two, the C-A-S-A on the shirt. I don't know what this is.
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but I'm paying attention to all of this. Keep going here. Let's see if there's any tells, like story wars. If someone's lying, they have a tell. Let's see if there are any tells. She's looking down a lot, but I also think that's just because this is not her first language. So in fairness, I think she's reading this. Go.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on. Holy Week, invoking Holy Week? seems a little sus there's something about saying as we go through holy week that makes me think that there is a lot of guns and drugs in her house but i could be wrong again Don't come to me. Don't tell me I'm being irresponsible. I'm merely watching this as a citizen of our country, trying to figure out what's going on.
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I thought the Holy Week thing a little odd. Continue.
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A lot of violent language. After all the punches we continue to receive, a lot of violent language. Kind of interesting. These are just notes I'm taking in my head. After all the times they try to slit our throat, They try to kill us. You know, after all the times they try to pistol whip us, we still, I'm like, wait a minute.
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Because I'm just wondering, I'm trying to ascertain what's going on here. Keep going. And I could be, I could, listen, I'm not the judge and the jury.
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Hold on. Hold on. Community. Then she said our brothers. She's getting close maybe to revealing something here. We're at the edge of our seat here. Be very careful here. Now the woman in the back looks nervous. Look at the woman in the back. She looks a little nervous. She might be about to give away the game. Let's run it back a few seconds. Let's see.
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She's appealing now to her community and her brothers. What does that mean? Let's see. We don't know. Let's go.
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And then you have a show like Young Sheldon, a network show that Netflix purchased. And these are the choices. And people are like, hey, man, what are we going to do here? What are we going to watch? And I think there are people right now because, again, they're sensitive about maybe some of the comments that were made about the autistic community.
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And even though Kilmar cannot earn... His friends have told me that I will get a percentage of the money that he was making on the street until he is back to make things right. I will be made whole again when he is back in the States. No, I don't know. Get it out of here. I don't know, and people are going to be angry with me. They're going to say I'm being insensitive. I just don't know.
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I don't know. Let's watch Carolyn Levitt. She's a little bit of a psychopath, but maybe she's got the goods we don't know. She's got the energy of a woman who would drown a cat. But let's... She does. While it was screaming, like... So let's just see what says Carolyn Leavitt here. Interesting woman has the energy of a woman who would put a cat's head under the water.
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And while its body fought like all hell for a gasp of air, she would keep it under the water. Carolyn Leavitt, the White House.
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Yeah, I mean, again, I understand people being uncomfortable with this, and I would say, just like I criticize some of the deportations that are happening because of the campus protests, I think I have no problem with gang members being deported. I would think some people that came here that are lawful or good people but came here in the last four years... Biden let in 10 million people.
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Not all of them are going to be able to stay. We probably just can't assimilate all of them into this country at this point. That's something that's pretty well known. Most Americans want illegal immigration to stop. And they also want people that, you know, maybe that have not lived here for many, many years lawfully, but people that are newly here. To go.
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I don't know if this guy was arrested with drugs and cash on him. I mean, cash is not illegal, but drugs are illegal. Do we know what drugs he was arrested with? Do we know that? Do we have anything? Do we have anything on that? It's not like I have the power to do anything anyway. I wonder what he was arrested with.
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Maybe he wasn't arrested with drugs, but Homeland Security is claiming that when he was arrested, he was arrested with drugs, right? That's what they're saying? He was found with rolls of cash and drugs. I'd like to know what drugs. Make this bigger. Make it bigger.
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On 3-28-2019, an approximately blank Detective Blank of the Hyattsville City Police observed four individuals loitering in the parking lot of a Home Depot at 3301 East West Highway in Hyattsville, Maryland. As he approached the individuals, two of the individuals reached into their waistbands and discarded several unknown items under a parked vehicle.
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All of the four individuals were stopped by a Hyattsville officer. Blank immediately recognized... Christian Hernandez Romero, a.k.a. Bimbo, as a member of the MS-13 Sailors clique, which doesn't seem terrible, the Sailors clique. Two small plastic bottles containing marijuana was located on scene. All four individuals are transported back to district for interviews.
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And all RFK is trying to say is let's figure out why this is happening. Not, like, I don't think he's saying, like, hey, if someone's autistic, let's put him in the shed. That's not what's happening. I'm not getting that. That's not what I'm getting. But there are people that feel like the tenor of his comments are, if someone's autistic, let's take them out in the woods.
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Member of the Prince George's County Gang MS-13 Intelligence Squad have uncounted Christian Hernandez Romero on multiple occasions. He has extensive criminal history. Okay, and then there's this other guy, Dominguez. Officers also interviewed Jose Guillermo Dominguez during the interview. Officers observed tattoos of skulls covering their eyes. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
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So this guy's got some MS-13 tattoos. Officers then interviewed Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia during the interview. Officers, and do we have anything more? During the interview, officers observed he was wearing the Chicago Bulls hat and a hoodie with the rolls of money, which we talked about. Officers know that clothing to be indicative of Hispanic gang culture. That's a little loose, to be honest.
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The meaning of the clothing is to represent something, Sino-Evil, Hino-Evil, Sino-Evil, which is clothing. The confidential source further advised that he is... A member of MS-13. So they had somebody who said he's an active member of MS-13. But I don't think this guy was charged with a crime. I believe this is where you run into an issue. They were unable to charge him with a crime.
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He was hanging out with some MS-13 guys. They had drugs. They all looked sus. The cops went over there in the Home Depot parking lot, found drugs, found cash. These guys had extensive criminal histories. This guy, Abrego Garcia, is with them. They interview him. He's dressed kind of in the way that a lot of gang members would dress, but he doesn't.
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They don't charge him with a crime from what I'm seeing here. The wife, who was just on camera, was the one who petitioned for the order of protection, and she claimed that he attacked her physically, but has now walked that back in the press and said that she was doing that as a precaution. So this is as much as we really know here. The story is developing, but this is the story.
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This is what we got. So here's the thing. In a court petition, Vasquez describes multiple incidents over the course of several days in 2021. Well, this is peak pandemic, and tempers are hot. They're flaring. They're actually really, really flaring. I was getting... I was in a war with my roommate... And she's a very talented comedian who wears a wig. And we would argue.
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Because she would live stream in the tub. 2021 was a dark time. In one case, Vasquez wrote that Abrego Garcia got angry with her at a gas station, insulted her, and drove very fast. Okay, that one I don't care about, bitch. That is not why you file a report. Okay. Days later, Vasquez alleges that Brego Garcia yelled at her to turn off her laptop. Understandable.
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And when she said she wasn't tired, she said he got angry and threw her laptop on the floor. It's destruction of property. She alleged she pushed him off her and then he punched her, scratched her on my left eye, left me bleeding. Later that day, Abrego Garcia allegedly tore off Vasquez's shorts and shirt and grabbed me by the arm when she ran away, leaving a mark on her left arm.
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The following morning, after he allegedly didn't give her a set of car keys, she called an Uber for her and the kids because she was, quote, scared of him and afraid to be close to him. I have multiple photos, videos of how violent he can be and all the bruises he has left me. This is what she wrote in the petition.
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The case, however, was dismissed in June 2021 after Vasquez failed to appear for final hearing. This happens all the time. If it is a legitimate case of abuse, a lot of women do not follow through with it. They're in love with a guy who is a bad dude. I'm just trying to get all this information. The summer is coming. Guys, you want to be ready when she needs it.
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That's not what I'm getting from it. I'm getting he wants to figure out what's going on. But I think a lot of people are going, this Love on the Spectrum show is actually a beautiful show because this is the way we support that beautiful community. And I have no problem. I'm just saying, let's also watch my thing because people are enjoying it. And let's try to move it up the ranks here.
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I'm doing a bunch of fun comedy podcasts like Story Wars and Legion of Skanks, all that stuff. Rogan. But I'm also doing these news shows. And I go to like Fox and all these channels and... You know, cable news is in a weird position. I mean, they can barely get that. I mean, these kids are so sweet, the interns or who's ever working there.
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I mean, they can barely get the earpiece in and the mics don't work and the cameras barely work. And by the way, I did an hour with Elle Reeves at CNN, released that interview. Good interview and release the hour. Do not edit that. They said they were going to edit it. If you edit it and put a small chunk of it on your network, put the full hour. We spoke for about an hour, right?
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Maybe even longer. Release the full interview. It's a great interview. But I'll tell you right now, she told me a lot of people refuse to go on CNN. They're going to edit this. And the reason that a lot of people refuse to go on CNN is because they're going to edit my interview instead of releasing it in full online. I know it's a cable network. You can't put it all on cable.
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But I'm telling you right now, you should release the full interview on YouTube, on CNN.com. Let people make their own decisions. The full unedited interview. From the moment I sit down in the chair... until we say goodbye, that full interview should be out. If you release... Now, my producer was not able to come in the CNN room...
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Because I thought I was going in there for 10 minutes like the rest of these, where you go in, it's quick. You know, they go, what about cancel culture? And the woke left, the woke canceling cancel culture. Well, comedians can't say anything anymore. Why can't you? And then I go, yeah, I mean, it's, you know, I'm just talking. And, you know, it's out there. People, you know, what are you going to?
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I get it. This is the narrative. This is the thing. Whatever. It's fine. I did all in, and I love those guys. We had a lot of fun. They're talking about... NVIDIA chips being backdoored through fake companies in Bhutan to China. That's what I'm into. I don't want to talk about cancel culture. I'm bored. I want to hear Chamath talk about chips in Bhutan. It was a lot of fun.
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So what I'm saying is CNN put out that interview. It's that journalist who interviews Nazis and incels. That's the one they gave me. Remember her? What's her name? Ellie Reeves. Elle Reeves. Ellie Reeves. Who's this woman? Elle Reeves. I like her. I thought we had a good conversation. This is that woman who interviews incels in their basement and the Nazis, and this is who they gave to me.
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There she is. So I sat here for an hour with her. She's like, comedy's right wing now. I'm like, no, it's not. She goes, name a big left-wing comedian. I'm like, Bill Burr, John Mulaney, Chelsea Handler, Trevor Noah. They're all arena acts. What are you talking about? Louis C.K., my friend. What do you mean? Who's consistently been left of center forever? And they're all arena acts.
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Hasan Minhaj, Ronnie Chang. I love both of them. I think they're great. And not only because of the line, which I respect Hasan for, but I also like the comedy. So this woman's out there talking about that Hollywood comedy is right when she's like, don't you think you're the new establishment? I'm like, yes.
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It's 22 intelligence agencies, the entire permanent federal government, every legacy media institution in the Ivy League versus Theo Vaughn. Yes, that's the new establishment. But she made some points and I made some points. Release it in full. And I respect if they do that. And if they don't, what was I saying now? Where was I before I got to this? So I'm on these news channels waiting to go on.
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Cancel culture is being canceled? What's going on? The woke mob, did the woke mob tie you to a fucking tree and beat you with a sensitivity stick? And I'm like, well, a little bit. And I just want to hear Chamath Palbalabala talk about the chips being backdoored through Singapore companies to China. It's really interesting.
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I'm not saying that the people are wrong in the cable news, but, you know, there's just a certain kind of fun, like, boomer angle. The woke libs are going to hate this special. Woke losers are going to hate it. Lot of pronouns going out the door when this special, and it's just me talking about my mother and stuff. But I, listen, I grew up watching these networks. I like to, I like to listen.
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That's all I'm saying. I think some of RFK's comments, they landed, sometimes a comment can land wrong.
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Literally one of them, I was on, before I go on one of them, all the guy goes, he goes, and they're rape. I swear to God. He goes like this. He goes, and they're raping people. Next, comedian Tim Dillon has a new special on Netflix that woke people are going to have a stroke about. But so now as I go to these, release it, Elle. As we go to these, release it, Elle.
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Have the courage to release the full interview. It'll do well. She's like, there's a comedian in my neighborhood. I go, I don't know anyone who lives in your neighborhood. Trust me. But I do think I know who she was talking about. The point is this. The point is this.
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As I'm sitting in these news things waiting to go on and promote the special, I'm Your Mother on Netflix, they're talking about this case. This is the big case of the week. This guy that was sent to this prison. And everybody's up in arms about it. And people are very upset. So I'm trying to get, like, the facts. And I'm trying to figure out what exactly happened. 2019 wasn't yesterday.
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The only things we know are the things I told you. Those are the only things that we know. The other big story of the week, more offensive than MS-13, this is the Jeff Bezos space flight. It harkens back to the days of that Imagine where the celebrities are singing Imagine. I just want to send a public service announcement out to celebrities in general,
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and more specifically the Democratic Party if they ever want to win another election, and I'm not saying all these people are Democrats. I don't know what Katy Perry believes, and neither does she. What I think we need to do, stop everything doesn't have to be like this really grotesque self-congratulatory thing that everybody's doing where everyone, if something's important, we'll know.
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If something matters, we'll know that. When the Civil Rights Act passed, it was important. And it was known that it was important. Flying for 10 minutes out of Earth's orbit... While Kris Jenner watches standing in the middle of the desert isn't important. If you have to tell us how important something you did is, it probably doesn't matter. And people don't want to hear it.
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So if the Democratic Party ever wants to win another election, they just have to stop fucking with these people. You have to stop centering these people who are out of touch, who are on another planet, literally. Literally have left the planet. Literally. You cannot have these people as advocates, this Blue Origin spaceflight.
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Space tourism, whether it's done by Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos' trillionaire wife or Katy Perry or Gayle King or any of these people, no matter who does it, as things on Earth get worse, space tourism is going to look terrible. It's not going to look good that even for a few minutes... That you are telling people, we can get out of here. We can leave the planet if we want to.
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You have to stay and deal with the sickness, the crime, the war, and the death. We get to blast off in a spaceship. And then to land and tell people that this really mattered, that this was important, and that they should thank you. The attitude these people had when they landed in a spaceship was that people should thank them for some sacrifice they made. It was crazy.
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Here's Katy Perry talking about how space can affect change or whatever. This is just, again, I don't even care that they did it. I don't care. I'm not offended that you went to space. Jeff Bezos is a rich guy. This is rich guy shit in 2025. This bitch is like, I want to go to space and I want to bring my friends into space.
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Life never changes that much from when you are in ninth grade and you get invited to a party and you're excited about it because you're going to a popular kid's house that maybe has a big pool or they're a jock or people like them and you get excited. Life doesn't really change that much.
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You got this rich bitch, Bezos' wife, and she's got her huge tits blasting into space, and she's got her friends, and she can call them and go, would you like to go on my spaceship? And they do that. And that's all fine and good. That's all fine and good. Don't, number one, get the cameras out. What are we doing? Get the cameras. How cool would it be to be, nobody knows how to do this right, right?
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You should be on the spaceships secretly. We want to do... We're going... What a story. What a fucking story. We went to space last week. This whole idea that you have to explain all the cool shit you do to people that can never even dream of doing it and then wonder why they all hate you is crazy. Just do it quietly.
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Be like, how is there anything cooler than just lying to your significant other and going, I'm taking a girl's weekend and then showing them the video and go, we were in fucking space. Let it leak out a year later.
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The gayest thing in the world, not gay, that's fine, but gay in the way of like annoying and like, you know, whatever, is to tell people what you did right after you did it and try to make it seem important. The coolest people in the world keep things kind of close to the vest. That's what celebrities used to do. Now they tell you everything they're doing.
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I think these celebrities think they can talk about everything that isn't illegal. Because a lot of them have done, they've probably been partied as so much illegal shit and these crazy parties before cell phones and God only knows what people were doing. Like they'd find some drifter and start barbecuing it in the back of some Hollywood Hills house. That they can't talk about.
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They can't talk about many of them on the Epstein list, but they really want to tell you about space as if you give a fuck. You're supposed to be working your second shift at a supermarket and on your busted screen iPhone watch Katy Perry, this out-of-touch bitch, talk about the sacrifice and how important it was that she went up to space for 15 minutes? Nobody knows how to be cool anymore.
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Watch the special. It's actually nice. And now I want to text you this because, by the way, this guy that they sent to El Salvador, now I don't, they're saying it was a mistake. I don't know what's going on here. I'm just going to tell you this guy was dressed exactly like me. Take a look at this. I just texted you a photo.
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It's one of the most disappointing things about our society. All these rich people and these celebrities have showed their ass. That's why they can't influence anything anymore. That's why nobody looks up to them. It's the death knell of celebrity culture because we've realized how much they suck. Play this, please.
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Okay, stop it for a minute. All they did was sit in a thing. That's literally all these bitches did was sit in a little pod and And then float. They did nothing. They didn't do a goddamn thing. They didn't build the fucking rocket. They didn't, like, these bitches got invited on a trip. You got invited to your friend's lake house. And you had fun going tubing and eating s'mores. You don't go back.
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to your other friends on the block and say, they're like, yo, you got back from Bill's Lake House? Yeah, it was an important moment. We went tubing and ate s'mores. We stayed up till 3 a.m. And we realized that the unity that we built, it's like people be like, dude, you fucking suck. What is wrong with you? They're trying to make you believe that these pointless, rich adventures are
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That was all it was. You didn't discover anything. What are your findings, bitch? What did you discover? Do you have anything to tell us about the fucking ozone layer? It was literally a run. Get the video of them up floating, these bitches.
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Does this look scientific? One, two, three.
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And if that exploded right then and there... If that exploded, I mean, look at Katy Perry. I mean, look at Katy Perry. If that pod or that little module exploded right there, but we still got that video, it would be, I mean, this is crazy.
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But again, you're just doing rich shit. That's all you're doing. This is the problem with that Imagine video during COVID when they were all standing in mansions going, Imagine all the people. And people were like, bitch, I live in a fucking...
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I want you to bring this photo up, and I want you to bring where I was with Megyn Kelly. And I want you to tell this guy his name is Kilmar. Is that the best name to have? No, I mean literally. Kilmar? Kilmar Abrego Garcia. He was deported to El Salvador from Maryland.
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tiny apartment and you're standing in the back of your yard and you don't care about a quarantine and you don't care that you can't work and you don't care that your business got shut down because you're like walking around your yard picking fruit and singing imagine but we're all fucked here these people should have just quietly done this how cool because by the way no one would hate you
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You would have went to space, it would have been fun, and then no one would have hated you. Everyone hates you now. Everyone hates you. All you had to do was keep your mouth shut about a cool, rich thing you did while the economy, by the way, the economy is crumbling, right? I mean, I don't know how else to say it.
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These bitches are floating in outer space and trying to tell people that they did it for them. They, like, did it for the common good. Because, I don't know, did anyone... By the way, this isn't one of these things where, like, women have gone to space. Real space. Bitches have been in space. Bitches have died in space. Real women astronauts have gone to space who've been to space.
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It wasn't a bitch in a space station who just got back. She was stuck up there for months, months and months. This bitch was in space six minutes or something, Katy Perry. And she's acting like she's the first slit to go to space. You are not the first slit in space. Slits have been going to space. I don't get it. It's the craziest thing in the world. Women have been in space.
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They've been in space. They've been stuck in space stations forever. And this person is acting like it's a big fucking deal because she's famous. That's her whole thing. She's like, no, no, no, you don't understand. I have a life worth losing. And I went, that's her whole point here. No, no, no, no, no. We did this because it was a little bit of a risk and I have a life that sucks if I die.
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If you people die, who cares? But if I die, I lose out on cool shit. I'm loaded. I'm rich. And I'm famous. And my life has value. So it's crazy to me. And the reaction to this has just been, now they are hated. They'll always be hated for this. Are there any other quotes from these ladies before we move on? Anybody else speak? Wow. That's good.
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It's an all-woman crew. Oh, was this the first time it was just all women? Is that what they're trying to say? It was the first all-woman crew of people that are not astronauts? They know nothing about anything? By the way, could there be a word? Who went? Get up the names of the people who went. Okay, let's see who is there. Gayle King, Ayesha Bowe, Carrie-Anne Flynn. Are any of them astronauts?
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Who are they? Okay, hold on. The flight's roster seems to have been assembled with an energy of American Girl doll collection. Pop star Katy Perry, journalist Gayle King, aerospace engineer Ayesha Bowe. Okay, one person. Feminist activist Amanda Nugent, great. I'm sure they'd need her on other planets. Film producer and Lauren Sanchez. Carrie Ann Flynn, the film producer, and Lauren Sanchez.
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After he was accused of being a member of MS-13, this is part of the Trump administration's new initiative to get rid of illegal gang members. However, a lot of people are saying this guy wasn't a gang member. And they're sending all of these people to this prison in El Salvador run by Bukele. who has, you know, built this, like, supermax prison that a lot of human rights groups don't love.
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So there was one person who deserved to be there, and that was the aerospace engineer Aisha Bowe. Everybody else is a guest, and even she was a guest, aerospace engineer. She's not an astronaut, per se. So who cares? Nobody can do anything good. What if we started sending MS-13 to space instead of to El Salvador? Like, just send them to space to show them what we can do. Just send them up there.
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What if it was those tattooed guys floating around like that instead of Katy Perry? And Gayle King, if it was just tattooed MS-13 gang members floating around in space. I don't know if this guy should have been deported or not. I don't know. Someone asked me if I wanted to go to that El Salvadoran prison and do interviews. They're like, they'll allow me.
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I think they'll allow me to like go to the prison and do interviews. This is what I've been told. I'm not going to do it. I think that guy Bukele maybe, I don't know, maybe he'll allow me to go down there and do a show for them. I've never done a show in a prison. It's something I've wanted to do.
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I could do a show for gang members that were deported from America, who was sent to that prison, and I could go down there and do a show. But a lot of them, English is not their first language. So we're going to run into that. We're going to run into that problem. Watch the new special, I'm Your Mother on Netflix. If you can, I appreciate it. Release the full interview, CNN. Come on.
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Do the right thing. Do the right thing. Be the good, show people that you are not editing people, that you are not lying, that you believe in journalistic integrity. Put the interview out. I sat down for a good faith conversation that lasted an hour, and you should have the decency to, you can edit sound, you can edit some shots, whatever.
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Obviously, but the bulk of that interview, the entirety of our conversation, anything that was on camera should be released online. Otherwise, I don't think people are going to, I mean, I'm going to keep talking about this fact. I'm going to tell everyone I know. And maybe you go, oh, who cares who you know? Well, maybe, but maybe not.
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I'm going to keep talking about the fact that no one should go on this network. And maybe that doesn't matter. Maybe you don't care and that's fine. But I'll tell you right now, it's not the right thing to do to bring someone in and talk to them for an hour and then edit it down. I understand if you have to put 10 minutes on TV. But you should put the entire thing on the internet.
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The entire thing should go on the Internet. All your questions about your Rogan's Comedy Club, about comedy, about entertainment, about podcasts, about politicians doing podcasts, that hour that we discussed why podcasts are popular, all of the answers should be available on the Internet for people to see. It would be terrible...
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If people started tweeting at CNN to release the full interview, it would be horrible. I'd never want something like that to happen, but it might be interesting and it maybe should. That maybe should happen. And there's people that are watching the interview and not agree with certain things I've said. I think she made a few good points. I made a few good points. Put the fucking interview out.
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It's not cool to do anything less than that. Well, I'll be back next week. We're doing Rogan tomorrow. I wasn't even going to do this one this week because I've been talking so much. I'm sick of myself. You're sick of me. I get it. Listen to the All In podcast with some really fun guys. We had a great time. Listen to Tiger Belly with the great Bobby Lee. Joe Rogan experience tomorrow.
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And I get it. It's enough already of me. I've had enough of me. I hate promoting. I hate going all over the place. I'm going to quiet down in a week. Let's just, again, focus on humbling love on the spectrum. Let's humble love on the spectrum. Okay?
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And he took all these MS-13 gangsters and he put them in it. And this guy was shipped to that prison. And he looked, I mean, he's dressing exactly like me, this guy. If you pull up this photo I just sent, this is the craziest thing. What is going on? This guy, now get me on Megyn Kelly. This guy, he's visiting with a senator. A senator from Maryland went down there to go see him.
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This prisoner now, I mean, what is, that is the same drip. Literally. Now go back to him. Now me again. Now him. He's in better shape because that prison, they get you into better shape. Now, he had a tattoo. Now, supposedly, he's saying his tattoo was autism awareness. Look this up. But other people thought... And by other people, I mean like ice. They thought it was an MS-13 too.
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I mean an MS-13 tattoo. A tattoo... So this guy apparently has an autism awareness tattoo. This is what people are saying. And I don't know, maybe that's true. I will say, at the risk... It does seem odd that he had an autism awareness tattoo. That's all. I'm not saying that it's completely impossible. It's very possible. Is this his tattoo? Yeah, that's his tattoo. That's a lion.
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That's just a lion. We didn't deport him for having a lion, right? Supposedly his tattoo is indicative of the fact that he was a member of the MS-13 gang. Is that it? Oh, it's an image on his left hand. See about the autism awareness thing. Because that's what people are claiming that he has. They're saying that he's got... Like he cares a lot about autism. It's not MS-13.
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And maybe that's correct. I don't know. Asylum seeker sent to Salvadoran mega prison over autism awareness tattoo. Family says, oh, this is maybe another guy. This is another guy. Oh, this is a Venezuelan migrant who is living in Texas. And he was sent... to El Salvador because of an autism awareness. Show him. Because he had an autistic brother, so he got an autism awareness tattoo.
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Does that seem... I'm asking. I don't want to start any problems. Is that it?
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Okay. Okay. What is the gang that that looks like? Like, I'm asking, like, what is the gang... What is the... Is there a gang that has that, like, gay symbol? What gang did they think he was in? The Trend Agua? I think that's the... Yeah, that's the Venezuelan gang that there's a lot of them in New York. Or was. He said, but I have my asylum. I have the asylum papers here with me.
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And the people said, no, you're going to jail because you have a tattoo. So... Was that the only evidence? Here's the thing. Obviously, most people are for deporting violent criminals. Obviously, some people aren't. They're insane, right? They just don't care.
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for watching the special on Netflix. I'm your mother. We are, as of the recording of this show, number eight right now on Netflix behind Love on the Spectrum. That is a feel-good show. Everybody wants all different types of people to find love.
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His friends and family said he was told by immigration authorities that the tattoo was proof he belonged to the Venezuelan gang Trendy Agua. Can you get up a Trendy Agua tattoo and let's compare it? Because maybe they're similar? I don't know. They don't look similar. They're trying to get rid of gang members and it's hard because they got to go through all their tattoos.
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They got to go through the tattoos of people here illegally and it's not easy. And unfortunately, I think people are getting deported Because they have a tattoo, but it's not a gang tattoo. This is all pretty sloppy. We all want violent criminals. Yeah, none of those guys have a rainbow ribbon tattoo. That doesn't even look like a dangerous tattoo. Get that guy's tattoo up again.
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That doesn't even look... That guy, I feel like... If that's a gang, you want that gang here. That looks like a gang that goes and helps kids with cancer. That doesn't seem like a dangerous gang. That seems like they clean up the street or something. Now, I don't know. Maybe that is a gang. But it's... I mean, you want to rethink the ink if that's a gang.
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So I think, now, obviously, these gentlemen, we don't need them. They should go. A lot of them should go. The trend to agua has got to go. MS-13 has to go. But they sent a gay hairstylist somewhere. That's not good. He wasn't in a gang. This guy wasn't in a gang. This other guy smacked his wife around. The guy from Maryland. This guy, Kilmar Abrego-Garcia.
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But Abrego Garcia was, I think, talking to MS-13 gang members. Go to an article about Garcia because he was picked up. There were informants that said he was in MS-13, and maybe that isn't true. Maybe they're lying. about it. His wife filed a protective order against him in 2021, but now she came out and said, hey, he's a pretty good guy.
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This is like every woman who's ever filed a protective order. But I'm not saying, by the way, that he should be condemned for a protective order. I'm just saying she did accuse him of violence. She did accuse him of attacking her. And other people have claimed that he was in MS-13. I don't know what his job was. Like, I...
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The real story, Kilmar Abrego-Garcia is an MS-13 gang member with a history of violence. Now, this is from Homeland Security, so I don't know if you want to believe this or not. Make this bigger. You take this with a grain of salt. I'm not endorsing this. This is what people are saying. When he was arrested, he was found with rolls of cash and drugs.
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And I almost feel like, because RFK, friend of the show, made some pointed comments about our autistic brothers and sisters, whom we love, appreciate, and cherish. And he said that autism destroys families and children and none of them will use a toilet. And I don't think he meant it to come off the way he did. I know many autistic people who use toilets. And that's nice.
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He was arrested with two other members of MS-13. Now, by the way, whether this guy is guilty or not, I do think there is a problem sending people to a El Salvadoran prison without any due process. I get it. I think that opens the door to a big problem. But this particular dude, I don't know... I don't know if he might be... He might not be the poster boy for this, you know?
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Like, he might not be the guy to defend, but I don't know. But you got to defend the principle, right? I think the principle is... But what do you do? Here's the thing. If you have violent gang members that come... to the country and you catch them, there's got to be some due process. That's what America's based on.
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But I don't think you have to keep them here and keep them in taxpayer-funded jails. Like, you can deport them. I don't know if you necessarily send them to some prison in El Salvador. So they're saying when this guy was arrested, he was wearing a sweatshirt with rolls of money covering the ears, mouth, and eyes of presidents on various currency denominations.
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This is known as an MS-13 gang symbol of see no evil, hear no evil, say no evil. Two judges found that he was a member of MS-13. That finding has not been disturbed. Intelligence reports found that he was involved in human trafficking. Here is an illegal alien from El Salvador.
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The subject freely admitted being citizen and national of El Salvador by birth and that they were present in the United States illegally. The subject were not in possession of any... immigration documents that would allow them to be in or remain in the United States legally. He claimed fear of being returned to El Salvador because he would be persecuted by MS-13's rival gang, Barrio 18.
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Jennifer Vasquez Garcia's wife petitioned for an order of protection against him. She claimed he punched her, scratched her, ripped off her shirt, and bruised her. They include the protective order. But she did come out and say, listen, I took out a protective order because I was in a previous relationship with someone who was abusive and I was just trying to be careful. Get her up.
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She does talk about this case. She is unhappy that he was sent away. If you're running a business, you know that every time you miss a call, you're leaving money on the table. When every conversation matters with a customer, you need a phone system that keeps you up and keeps you connected. You got to stay connected. You need open phone.
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But the Supreme Court is saying they back the law that's requiring TikTok to be sold or banned. The Supreme Court is basically saying... I don't know. I see TikTok two ways. As a harbinger of the apocalypse. Yes. A mirror to a failing dysfunctional society. Correct. Yes. A place where people can earn money. also true. It's a thriving economy for a lot of people. You know, I wouldn't ban it.
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Certainly not for this reason that it's Chinese spyware. Of course it's Chinese spyware. But it's the best kind of spyware ever. Because, you know, they're probably watching our TikToks and they're terrified of us. That's what I would be. If I was China and I watched American TikToks, I would never want to invade. I wouldn't even want to visit. It doesn't show us in the greatest light.
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But now people going on Red Note, the Chinese app. By the way, if they ban TikTok, every young kid should just become a Maoist, like CCP member and learn Mandarin. Why not? If they ban TikTok, go hard. Not only Red Note, wear fuck Taiwan shirts. I want every young kid who's mad about this in a fuck Taiwan shirt. If you want to go hard, go hard. I want you to go fucking hard.
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Learn Mandarin and scream at your parents. Scream at them in Mandarin from your room in a Fuck Taiwan shirt. Pledge your allegiance to the CCP. It's great.
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As TikTok-Band looms, hundreds of thousands of Americans casting about for a new video sharing app have migrated to Xiaohangshu, a social media platform that translates to Little Red Book, which is a nickname for the classic compendium of quotations from Chairman Mao. It has all played out like a global practical joke on the American government.
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But up until Sunday, you're going to loosen the belt loop a couple, no? I mean, it's like Sunday we're going to do the right thing, but tonight we dine in hell. I mean, that's kind of the... Israel ramps up deadly airstrikes on Gaza after a ceasefire deal is reached. They need a few days to get it out of their system, from what I understand. They need a few days.
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Threatened with exile from TikTok over concerns of Chinese interference, its users have simply scrolled to a different Chinese app. Well, that serves people right for banning TikTok. All of our young people who are making a living on TikTok should absolutely embrace the CCP publicly. Publicly. And learn Mandarin. Because they like TikTok a lot. It's the app... of their childhood.
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This is the app they grew up with it during the pandemic. And they've seen some of their friends get rich on it and maybe they themselves have made a little bit of money on it. But they see it as an economy. And they see it as a place where they get their news and when they get their information. And it's a place where they're not watching mainstream news. They have no interest in that.
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They think it's bullshit. They're right. Doesn't mean everything on TikTok is great. Doesn't mean everything is well sourced and balanced. It means that it's a place where they can get a bunch of different perspectives all over the place. So soon I started to see videos pitched directly at me. Welcome notes created from the American TikTok user who recently arrived on Red Notes.
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Sure, so Red Note is the Chinese Communist CCP. They're like, you think TikTok's bad? You have no idea. And it proves an interesting point. Nobody is going to put their phone down. They will join Al-Qaida's app. It doesn't matter who has an app, by the way. What North Korea puts out an app, they're on that. There is no morality when it comes to boredom. You need to scroll. You're bored.
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So it doesn't matter what nefarious group puts out an app. It does not matter if the Assad family, who just got kicked out of Syria, if Bashar Assad puts out an app, these kids are on it. Because they're bored. They're bored and they want to scroll. They don't care. Satan himself could put out an app. If the algorithm is enticing to these kids, they're on the app. They don't care.
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They're going in. Red Note is not even the least of it. As soon as a terrorist group finds a way to entertain Americans, it's over. It's over. Truly. If a terrorist group found out that Al-Qaida is wasting their time with cells in America trying to pull off attacks. If you listen to the Sean Ryan show every day, it's somebody else talking about Al-Qaida.
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But if they're wasting their time, what they should start doing is dances in their backyard to get American teenagers on their side. It'll happen very quickly. It'll happen overnight. All you have to do is figure out an app that's entertaining because America wants to be entertained. I want to be entertained. We all just want to be entertained. So entertain us to death.
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You can't go cold turkey on killing. You have to ease off. You gotta ease off. You know, when I was in fifth grade, I was coming down a hill in Goshen, New York. It's a suburb in Rockland County. It might be Putnam. Either Putnam or Orange or Rockland County. It doesn't matter. The point is, I was coming down a hill. I pumped the brakes, I flew off the bike, and I got scars on the elbows.
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Kill us through entertainment. That's what you have to do. Das ist das, was die Chinesen wahrscheinlich realisieren. Sie sagen, wir brauchen eine App, um diese Leute zu entertainen. Das wird sie überwinden. Und es wird. Es wird. Also, wenn du eine Terrorgruppe bist und du willst einen Mark machen, musst du wirklich eine soziale Strategie herausfinden.
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Du musst eine soziale Medienstrategie herausfinden, um amerikanische Jugendlichen zu enttäuschen. Nun, das ist eine Frau oder jemand von anderer Gender, who's talking about her experience on the Red Note app. Let's listen to her. Let's see what she's got to say about Red Note, the Chinese app. I joined Red Note.
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Also sind das die chinesischen Leute, die direkt kommentieren? Ja. Also die chinesischen Leute sind nicht sicher, ob es eine Pferde oder eine Haare gibt, es ist egal. Vielleicht ist es nicht die Sprache. Vielleicht ist es nur so, dass es nicht übersetzt wird, wie wir es denken. Well, this is a great, this is fun because now it's China and America getting together. And that's kind of interesting.
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I watch a lot of those Chinese videos. I like them. The Chinese rappers, those Chinese rappers and they rap and they make food. And some of the food looks good. Some of it's a little frightening. But it's cool if you ever see those like Chinese rappers. It's like a family of older. They do music and then they're also cooking like crazy food. I think they are big on TikTok.
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I watch all that creepy Chinese food stuff, where it's like really creepy Chinese food. Like a really... Like a really creepy Chinese dish that they make. Like you'll see like a woman with a machete just hacking up a jellyfish and then eating it with her bare hands. I watched that. I watched that. And I don't care who made it. I don't care if North Korea made it. It's interesting to watch.
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It's interesting content to watch. You watch something like really creepy on TikTok. That's what people want. And that's why we're all powerless. The algorithm is gonna win. So there's nothing you can really do about it. There's nothing you can really do about it. The mukbang, all of these things. People started with, like Trish Paytas started with mukbangs.
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Trish Paytas is now on like a world tour. Obviously she's very talented, but like, you know, you can get people, you can entice people any way you want. You gotta get them in. You gotta gross them out. You gotta, like, captivate them in a certain way. And then you have them. And it's not good. I'm not saying this is like quality. I'm just saying you're kind of paralyzed in front of your phone.
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It's why the Costco family, the demon ball, except the Rizzler, who I don't think knows. The Rizzler is unaware that he's surrounded by demons. You can see the Rizzler sometimes kind of quizzically look at them because they're so obviously demonic, the rest of the family, Big Justice, AJ, the sister and the wife. are obviously the representation of an entity, a biblical entity called Baal.
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It's actually evil. And that's why they do the incantations. I've explained it a million times. But the Rizzler, I don't believe, is part of Baal. Because the Rizzler is not in their family. The Rizzler was picked to kind of market Baal and the evil family to the public. So every now and then, the Rizzler will do something like human, like cry, right? He'll be upset.
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We never see AJ and Big Justice show human emotion. Weil Baal eine schwierige Zeit damit hat. Der Dämon. Der Rissler kommt rein und er wird verärgert. Und jedes Mal, wenn er die Rest der Familie anschaut, wird er sagen, oh, ich bin nicht wie sie. Ich denke, der Rissler sagt, es gibt etwas in ihnen, das nicht in mir ist. Und das, mein Freund, der Rissler, ist Baal.
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Das ist die biblische Entität, der Dämon Baal. But what this has opened, by the way, the Pandora's box that this has opened, and the reason that I talk about these algorithms and what they're pushing, people have called it brain rot, people have called it, you know, there's all kinds of names for it. But what it is, is absolutely meaningless, pointless, garbage, that you are being...
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Rocks and everything went on the elbows, because I pumped the brakes, and I flew off. I mean, I'm sorry, I jammed on the brakes. I didn't pump them. You gotta pump the brakes. You gotta slow down at a speed that doesn't just jolt you. And I didn't, so Israel's gonna have to, you gotta give them a minute. They've really been killing now for the span of, what, two years? Is it two years of this?
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FED, that is being mass marketed to you and your children that doesn't make you smarter or sharper. And it doesn't mean that there's not good stuff on there. It doesn't mean that there's not really important and impactful stuff. It means that a lot of what is going on right now, like for example, there are so many people reviewing food that
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And it's not even from an educated, they're not educated, they're not chefs. They don't know anything about food. They don't know anything about anything. And they just go to a place and they eat the food and they go, this was good. That's it. They go to a place, they just sit there, they go, I'm trying Raising Cane's new fucking, or Dave's Hot Chicken's new fucking hot chicken fries.
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And they got the fries and then the hot chicken and this sauce and this and that. And then it's just somebody eats it and goes, that goes hard. Das ist das Video. Jemand, der französisch isst, sagt, das geht hart und das ist es.
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Und dann beginnen all diese Unternehmen, diese Leute zu sponsern und den Geld zu zahlen, um zu diesen Plätzen zu gehen und diese Sachen zu essen oder diese Sachen zu probieren. Also ist die Zukunft der Unternehmensarbeit in Amerika SponCon. Only. The future of entertainment in this country is companies paying people, teenagers, adults, whatever demo they're trying to get.
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It's paying people to go and try their products and review them positively on apps like TikTok or YouTube. Instagram, whatever it is. They're basically... You just... They just... Yo, that slaps. Yo, that goes hard. Sometimes it's like a teenage kid and then sometimes like a full-on adult. Like an adult who just pulls up outside of a Sonic and goes, I'm gonna try the Sonic whatever.
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And then they're sitting in a car and then they're eating the Sonic and... Und ich weiß nicht, es ist wie, ich wette, am Anfang von diesem, Sonic war so, das ist schrecklich. Das ist wie eine schreckliche Person, die sich aufhört, Essen in ihren Gesicht zu schieben. Wir wollen das nicht. Wir wollen es nicht.
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Und dann, ich wette, nach einigem Zeit, kamen sie rein und riefen die Zahlen und sie sagen, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, das ist wirklich gut. And the executives were like, wait a minute, are you sure? This thing's a monster.
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And they go, yeah, yeah, yeah, but this millions of people are watching this morbidly obese person who cannot sit in their car, eat and then make the sounds like that weird, that like... And the executives of Sonic Republic, wait a minute, this is gross. We hate this, right? And they go, no, no, no, no, no. It's actually great. It's actually motivating.
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Thousands, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions of people are watching people eat this shit. And they're going to come get it. And the CEOs are like, wait a minute, they're not repulsed by this? They don't turn this off immediately? No, no, no, this is great. Like the Costco cretins, There had to be a moment when Costco was like, well, we don't love this. What is this?
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Alpro. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Are we excited about the ceasefire? I am pumped about the ceasefire between Israel and Hamas. It's a ceasefire, baby. What happened to that? What happened to the days when Bruce Springsteen would write a song like that? It's what I desire, a ceasefire. And it would be... Ein Moment.
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Like these suits. And Costco had to go, hold on, what is this? Is this going to turn people on? And then eventually they go, oh, they surrendered. They go, no, no, no, this is actually great. This is resonating with them. Because the suits are probably, they're on like a little bit of a lag about how cretinized the public is. They don't know yet how cretinized the public has become.
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So they're probably like, wait a minute. It's shocking even to them. And they have the worst opinions of the American public. People in advertising have the lowest opinions of the American public. And even to them, they're probably shocked that some of this is working. They're like, really? So they like this. They like the dancing family who just screams about the cookie. They like it.
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It does well. The guys, they're playing golf in Scottsdale. They go, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's actually great. Wait, wait, hold on, Bob. Bob, that guy I showed you who screams about the cookie and the chicken's big. No, they actually like it. No way. They love it. The numbers are up. People are going in and they're getting these cookies and they're taking photos with them.
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A lot of it, right? Almost two years? It's almost two years of them kind of, you know, killing. So they have to take a little, you know... And hopefully, you know, by Sunday, they can kind of, like, chill. And now Hamas... Remember Hamas? Hamas is going to let the hostages out.
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That guy is getting bit like it's got a shock. The executives at some of these companies that this content actually drives the numbers. So now that they know it does get ready. Get ready for the onslaught, because now they know. The executives of these companies know. The word we're going for is cringe. It's not, like, it's like, it's gotta, like, it's gotta, people have to be puzzled at first.
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Like, it's about to get real weird out. Not that it's not weird around, I don't even, the drones might be a campaign for Arby's. We don't know what's, the drones could be Arby's. They might go, well, yeah, those drones that were over the military, it's Arby's.
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Like, it's gonna get so weird and so crazy with the way that companies are gonna choose to advertise stuff to you because they know that you have to initially be repulsed. You have to initially be repulsed. Like if I was KFC, I'd go, take a chicken tender and leave it by the scene of a murder. That's what I would say.
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I'd say, wait for someone to get murdered and then take a tender and leave it by the scene of the murder so we can get involved. Just take it. Be careful. Because we don't want them thinking you murdered the president. But just roll a tender by a body and take a photo. And then we become part of the news. Like the way that companies are going to market stuff now.
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Like when I was growing up, they never had any respect for you. It was always like they played on your emotions. Like the Budweiser Clydesdales would like take a knee after 9-11, you know. And it would be like from one American icon to another. oder die Frogs, Budweiser, du weißt, was ich meine.
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Jake von State Farm, all diese Sachen, all diese Flow von Progressive, all diese Charaktere, die du gewohnt hast, okay? Diese Kampagnen wurden gebaut, um diese wackigen, zähnigen Charaktere. Jetzt bauen sie Marketing-Kampagnen um psychologisch unstable Menschen. That Costco guy will take his family Benoit-style, he will take them out somehow.
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It will end, that Costco marketing campaign will end worst in Fogel somehow. It will end worst in Jared Fogel, the pedophile who lost a bunch of weight eating the BMT or whatever he ate. I'm telling you right now, they're now just reaching out to psychologically unstable people who consume their products day in and day out. Auf Kamera.
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Und diese Unternehmen sagen, wir sollten mit diesem Psycho in den Bett gehen. Wir sollten in den Bett gehen mit diesem Nutjob, der Sirup trinkt. Es wird ein Kerl sein, in der IHOP-Parking-Lade, der Sirup aus den Dingen trinkt. Okay? Und IHOP wird sagen, wir sollten in den Bett gehen mit diesem Kerl. Wir sollten mit ihm was tun. Why not? And you see what happens.
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You see it happens with Jared Fogle. It's never a great idea to get in bed with someone who claims they love your product so much that it's the only thing going on in their life. It's not a good idea. It's not a We don't know the next phase of this marketing. Because I watch, and that's a lot of what you see on TikTok.
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A lot of what you see on TikTok is companies that have figured out how to start brand partnerships with people. Okay? And they don't care who it is. They don't care who it is. They'll start it with BB Netanyahu. will literally light a bunch of babies on fire and then eat a crumble cookie. They don't give a shit. Bibi Netanyahu will be reviewing crumble cookies within four months.
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But before that happens, right here it says, Israel, Hamas, cease for ideal will go into effect too late for Akram Abu Ahmed to see his children again. His family's sole survivor after an Israeli airstrike. Ahmed was sleeping in the area of Gaza City in the early hours of Thursday, celebrating the news of the truce when he heard a loud sound and he was thrown into the air.
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And Bibi Netanyahu, this is crumble cookie Monday. And he'll just have the crumble cookie with the little cutter and he'll eat it and he'll go, pancake, I like it. It's going to get to that point, it doesn't matter to them. It doesn't matter, because these companies go, the people are monsters. We got to find monsters to market to the people.
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It's no longer like double mint gum with the hot chicks. We're no longer going that route. We're no longer getting a model. We're no longer doing any of that. We're getting someone that looks like the people. We're getting a monster. We're going to get a monster to market the shit. Because that's who it's for. So we're going to get a monster to do it.
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We're going to find, we're going to hand select one of these demons from the internet. And we're going to stuff their pockets with money. And we're going to go fill a tub in your house with Raising Cane Sauce and bathe in it. You're a monster. And that's what we want. We want you. You're a monster. Okay? The old school ones like McDonald's and Burger King, they're not quite getting it yet.
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You can still see they're trying to do like that old school shit and it's not really working. They're still trying to do, they're like, at McDonald's, but they need to find a monster. Like if you're a fast food company and your sales are low, if they're dipping, you gotta get a monster. Like Wendy's has got to get a monster. What about a guy on death row whose meal is Wendy's?
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It's his last meal and he eats Wendy's every day until they put him to death for the murder. He murdered two sisters. He murdered and raped two sisters and lit their bodies on fire in the woods in rural Tennessee. And he's going to the chair or whatever they have. He's going to lethal injection. But he's gonna eat Wendy's the night before.
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That's what we're, you know, he's gonna eat a Big Bacon Classic before they strap him to the gurney. Und er muss, und sie werden ihm seine Familie Geld geben, aber er muss über Wendy's reden. Wenn er da oben ist, verpackt, bereit, sich zu injizieren, muss er über Wendy's reden. Auch über den ersten Schuss.
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Der erste Schuss, um dich zu schmerzen, und dann der zweite Schuss, der deine Organe schließt. Auch wenn sie dir den ersten Schuss geben, musst du über Wendy's reden. Und den zweiten Schuss, natürlich, kannst du nicht. Sie müssen das beherrschen. Sie müssen jetzt ein Monster bekommen. Oder eine Familie von Monstern, um Ihr Produkt den amerikanischen Menschen zu verkaufen.
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Und wenn Sie das nicht tun, sind Sie verrückt. Die Enauguration kommt. Donald Trump wird inauguriert. Die FBI wird von einer non-spezifischen Terror-Frage geäußert. There's going to be a lot of military. I'm not going to go. I thought about going. I was invited and I appreciate that. I was invited to VIP and that's very nice of them. But I've got a birthday coming up. I've got shows.
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I've got things. I've got this. We have fires in LA. My house is burned down. I lost my home. We're going to have a GoFundMe up for me very soon. It's tough to see everything you've built. You know, a dream that I worked so hard for. Go up and smoke. Literally. Literally. And we're going to have a GoFundMe up for me to just get me even. As Vegas Matt would say, get even or get even worse.
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I just want to get even. Just make me whole. Just make me whole. Taxes, insurance, to mortgage everything together, we need about 4 million to make me whole. Hopefully I'll run into a few friendly faces. U.S. Capitol Riders return to D.C. to celebrate Trump's inauguration. If you are a Capitol Rider, is this not the greatest day of your life?
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Dustin screams around me. For Israel to attack. Like, it's a party to celebrate the truce. And Israel... I mean... It's really, it's really, it's out of line, but also, like, there's a level of irony there that cannot even fully be understood unless you are one of the people at that party having fun.
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If you are a capital rioter, this is like the day that you didn't see coming. But this is everything. Heaven, if it's real, will pale in comparison for these. You gotta be at least happy for that. There is no greater joy, there is no greater happiness.
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Members of the J6 community who hold nightly vigils at the DC jail that houses them have already secured official inauguration tickets, according to multiple sources, and are tapping allies in Trump's orbit to solicit additional tickets." You're a J6er. You're getting out of jail and then your boy's coming in. I mean, it is... Just think about it. They're just so happy. It just makes them happy.
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I'm asking you to withhold judgment on their act for a moment. I'm saying, have you ever seen someone happy? They're gonna be happy. I mean, all smiles. All ear-to-ear smiles from the J6 crew. Just walking in there... They're kind of renegades. They should have leather jackets with like J6. Like in the back of them, like leather jackets.
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I'm telling you, this is going to be the happiest day of their life. The birth of their children, nothing will compare to that. There will be nothing on their deathbed when someone asks them, what really did it for you on this planet? They're going to go, you're going to laugh. But Trump's second inauguration, I got right out of jail. And I was back out. In D.C. while he gets inaugurated.
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I'm hoping that someone doesn't do something. FBI is saying a non-specific threat, but they're referencing New Orleans. Agencies warn of Trump's inauguration being a target for violent extremists. The FBI is like, we are very concerned with these violent extremists. And by that we mean people on our payroll, our official payroll, all those violent extremists that we have interviewed 30 times.
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And no, we're very concerned with these violent extremists that we keep having lunch with. We keep recruiting them as informants, but they're violent and they're extreme. Oh! including bomb hoaxes, swatting calls, drone flights and vehicle ramming attacks. Foreign terrorists, domestic extremists and lone wolves are considered potential perpetrators.
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The assessment also notes that Iran has long sought revenge against Trump for the killing of General Soleimani with 700,000 users on Telegram threatening to assassinate him the day after election day. No one is taking anything on Telegram seriously. I think that they're going to have a ton of security. I know for a fact they'll have a ton of security.
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We hope, of course, pray, whatever, that nothing happens and that everything is okay. But we, you know, there's going to be a lot of people out there. This is not the time necessarily when something is going to pop off. I tend to think in terms of things like this that it'll be a day you don't expect. It's like 9-11. Tuesday after, you know, morning 9-11. Nobody... Nobody thought.
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I don't know if they do things on the day of the inauguration. I think it's going to be very difficult. That's another reason, me getting in and out. It's annoying. Being herded from this one to that one, here to there, checkpoints and this and that. It's like... It would have been cool to see as an event. I get it. I hate conventions. I feel like it's going to be like a convention.
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It's going to be freezing. They're moving it inside. I thought it was going to be like more of a like where it would be like me and Trump and Vance and then they would have like a map of the world and I would point to which countries I wanted to attack and they would go, we'll take it under advisement. It's not like that. It's more of an impersonal thing.
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I thought it was going to be like, I get a few minutes with Trump to just go, here's a few people I think you should look at. That's what I thought, that's why I wanted to go. Here's a few members of my family to keep an eye on. That's what I thought it was going to be. That was my hope that I was going to be able to, I have a list of people that I think should be watched.
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And I thought that the inauguration, I was going to be able to give that list to To a member of the administration to pass along to Tulsi or someone. That's why I was going. Apparently it's a huge ball that's kind of impersonal. I won't really have that kind of access. But I have a list of people for their own good. I want them to be watched by our new government.
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Members of my own family and some of my friends. And I want them to be watched. So that's what I thought it was going to be. Like, come on in. Here's my list. That's what I thought it was going to be. Trump was informed about the potential harm that the cold temperatures could have on law enforcement horses. Interesting. Because the horses get freezing.
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Maybe there's a dance, like, kind of like a ceasefire, like, you know, like one of the dances they do. And then... Here it is. This is going on. Everyone's happy. And then you go, hold on, what's that? What's that noise? Look at how happy everyone is. Then, then, then there is a noise and everybody looks at each other and it's like, you know, It's to curb your enthusiasm, music.
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They got a lot of horses out there in case the crowd gets unruly. It's like 6th Street in Austin. 6th Street in Austin, Texas. Which Austin, by the way, looks like California after the fires. I was like googling pictures of Austin and it just looks like California that fires had already ripped through. It's just already the deforestation is over.
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Let's talk a little bit about the scumbags trying to rob people In California right now. Get up the midgets from selling Sunset and whatever scam they're running. Get them up on Instagram. They're running a scam. All these realtors are running a scam. And this is the way they scam. They're like, use us for free. No commission.
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They're like, and by the way, if you pay a commission, we'll give it back to you. It's like, well, why would I pay one? You're either giving it for free or not. I also know people where people are inquiring. People are calling up residents of Altadena right now and saying, we will buy your land for 700 grand. And then it's Blackrock. Black Rock, these demons from hell.
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Larry Fink comes out and goes, it's going to take 10 years to rebuild. Scaring the shit out of everybody. It's going to take a while, but he comes out and says it. His company, Black Rock, is out there calling people who's, it's still warm. These smoldering ashes are still going. And BlackRock is like, hey, hi, I'd like to buy some land. And they never say it's BlackRock.
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But then when you start doing all the verification of funds, my friends are realtors in LA, when they start doing the verification of funds and they start looking into it, it's BlackRock. It's calling and they're like, hi.
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Hi, I would just like to like buy some land in the Palisades and maybe there's some people that might need some help and people might just, you know, they might value having some cash on hand. So we'd like to come in and you go, oh, that's okay. Well, yeah, let's, let's, do you have any documentation? They start providing the documentation and it all goes back to
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Untertitelung aufgrund der Audioqualität nicht möglich. And if they sue me for defamation, remember this is for entertainment only, I personally believe the brothers from Selling Sunset started this fire. I'm going to say it right now. I don't need evidence when I feel so strongly, by the way. I don't need evidence when I feel so strongly about something.
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The two little guys from Selling Sunset started this fire... And I don't know why, for season five, but they're offering some scam deal to people who've lost their homes. They're offering some strange game where they're like, we want to talk about... This is how you know you're getting scammed. When people come online and do this, they go, we want to talk about the real scams.
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There are scammers out there taking advantage of people and we want to bring that to your attention. And the reason they're doing that is because they're saying, we really want to scam you. We found out that there's people out there that are not us. Das ist dein Moment. This is the time. Here we go. Let's go. They got NBC News. They got everyone involved. Let's watch these criminals.
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Let's watch these criminals. Can you imagine your house has been lost and in your window pops in the little guy from Selling Sunset?
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I'm a little sick of capitalism. I really got to be honest. I'm starting to go red. Why during the fire is the realtor from selling Sunset on the news? Why in God's name during an active fire is the real estate agent from selling Sunset an expert? Why are we even thinking about that? Why are we even thinking about that? Was wird mit der Real Estate Bar passieren? Es ist auf Feuer.
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Halt das. Warum in Gottes Namen ist das ein Angriff? Warum in Gott's do you want everyone the world over to hate us? Can you imagine a less sympathetic angle than someone who starts the interview by going, now Jason, these houses were some of the fanciest, glitziest, glamorous houses that have ever been constructed, am I right?
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Because, you know, you're out there celebrating a ceasefire and then you get killed. During the ceasefire celebration, it's one minute, it's a celebration of a ceasefire. The next minute, someone's leg is in your lap. And you're like, what is going on? I thought we were done with this. But Israel says, no, no, no, no, no, Sunday. You're a little early. You're a little early.
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Was ist da los? Wie hilft das Menschen? Shouldn't they be doing like evacuation notice? Here's how to get out. Here's where you should go. Here's the church that has the water for you. Why is this lunatic talking about 50 homes he sold? Why are people going, by the way, the church has water. It has water. Go and drink. We have water at the church. Why are they doing that?
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Why is this psychopath going, I sold 50 homes in that neighborhood.
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Yes, I agree. Well, what about for me? How about for me? I mean, I sold my home, but still, if I want to buy another one.
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Stunning. He's like, and we also have to get California to get all the laws off the books that stop me from stealing your home. Get those laws off the books that stop me when I want to steal your home. It's not good. It's counterproductive. If I steal your house fair and square, it's my house. So why would there be a law penalizing me saying I go to jail when I've stolen your house?
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If you're sitting in an ash heap and I steal it because I come to you and have you sign a couple of documents while you're crying, it's mine. Finders, keepers, losers, weepers.
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We're starting this Sunday. Today is not part of it. I wonder if Israel said that. Today is not part of it. We're going to get a few airstrikes in before we start. And they killed 115 people. Well, I'm going to call this right now. I don't know if I'm right. And I'm going to say this and people might get angry with me or people might not agree with me.
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Grab the phone with your charred hand and call me and my dirtbag team of scumbags. Get your charred claw, pull out your cell phone, call me and my brother and we'll come there and rob you. You wanna get robbed? Take your phone out of your pocket and come get robbed. We'll put you in a house for 20 grand a month that shouldn't rent for nine. We'll put you in a dump.
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We will put you and your family in a shitbox for 30,000 a month. Call me and my brother with your charred hand. Und ich werde dich in eine Scheißbox von einem Haus für 40.000 Euro pro Monat setzen. Du willst über eine Scheißbox sprechen, wir werden dich in eine Scheißbox setzen. Wir werden dich in ein Haus setzen, das du burnen möchtest.
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Wir werden dich in ein Haus setzen, das du jeden Tag burnen möchtest. Weil ich und mein Bruder, der vielleicht nicht die Feuerzeuge gestartet hat, sind hier, um dich zu robben. Wir sind hier, um dich zu nehmen... You're in a desperate situation, pick up the phone. This is where we come in.
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You're desperate, you have smoke inhalation poisoning, you're not really thinking, you're dizzy, you're vomiting, you have headaches. Call me and my brother, we'll get it done. We specialize in representing people with headaches from inhaling smoke. That's what we specialize in. We specialize in the relocation of families who've lost properties and aren't thinking clearly.
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I love the angle of the news being like, so these are really nice homes. Where do these people go? Where do the rich go? These are beautiful. That's why there's TV shows on Netflix about them. That's why there's TV shows about them. Where are these people going to go? Where are they going to go? I don't know. Somewhere else? A lot of those people will be okay.
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He's like, the average room is three to four million. That's a lie. The average room in the Palisades is more than that. And averages are fake anyway, because they average, they'll include like an apartment complex that's not in the Palisades of like shitty condos. Like averages are not real. The reality is everyone who lives in the Palisades, and I'm not shitting on them, and I hope they're okay.
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And I'm not saying that there is anything morally wrong with having money or nice things. I have them. It's fine. But it is hilarious to me that now this guy, like seeing these real estate agents just come out there and go, listen, You don't need to do it. They're gonna call your fucking dumb face is on every billboard and every show about real estate involves you.
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You don't need to do a commercial about how you're gonna help these people. They will call you. The people that need to will call you. And by the way, I hope his phone is flooded with really poor people. Everyone should call him that has nothing.
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For all the dates coming up. Editing the special should be coming out soon. We appreciate everybody. We love you. We thank you. And we believe our greatest days are ahead of us. We always do. We always have. And we hope for a safe inauguration. We hope that everybody is thriving. We hope that Israel and Gaza, guys, guys... There's so much more that unites us than divides us.
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I'm going to make a stunning prediction on this program, on this show, in front of everybody, in front of the world. I'm going to put my name on the line right now. I'm very happy about the ceasefire deal, but I'm going to say this. I don't believe. I'm putting myself out there. I don't believe this is the end of the problems between these two. I just don't. I just don't. I just don't.
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We need some of that energy over there. Some basic bitch white energy over there. So I'm like, there's so much more that unites us than divides us. It's like we're all the same people. We just, you know, we need a little bit of that. We need the, you know, Frozen. What about a Disney musical about Israel and Palette? We need something like that. We need to get everybody going. We need a concert.
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We need a concert. We need Jelly Roll to go over there. And I've said it before, I'll say it again, we just need a concert. You know, we're going to get one for the fires. But we need a concert for Gaza. And Israel. And for both. You know? It would be good. You see Jelly Roll coming out of the tunnel? Und es ist nicht mehr ein Tunnel von Schmerzen, es ist eigentlich ein Tunnel von Rock.
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Hast du Jelly Roll aus dem Tunnel gekommen? Aus dem Hamas-Tunnel? Ladies and Gentlemen, Jelly Roll! He walks out of the Hamas tunnel. Everybody's getting into it. All the little Palestinian kids. Everybody's getting into it. Can we do that? Can we bring healing back with pop culture? You know what I mean? Can we do that? Can we get to Taylor Swift over there?
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Zeig ihnen, was banale Mediokritik ist. Du auch. Du auch kannst das machen. Nichts. Was auch immer sie macht. Kann sie nicht eine Song machen? Kannst du dir das vorstellen? Ist es überhaupt noch stärker? Es sind die Ruinen Gottes. Wie Ruinen. Taylor Swift steht da, rote Schuhe und eine Gitarre. Und sie fängt an, die Gitarre zu spielen.
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Und dann zwei Leute aus Gaza, vielleicht, weil sie Imputee werden. Ich werde alle für das vorbereiten. Es wird nicht schön sein, aber ich habe es nicht gemacht. Aber sie tanzen wunderschön mit dem einen Arm. Or the one leg. Like they're amputees, but, and Taylor's playing the guitar, and she's, you know, it's a cruel summer, and the people from Gaza go, you have no idea.
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Wouldn't that be, because it's topical. She goes, it's a cruel summer, and they're all nodding, like, oh boy. And there's amputees, and they're dancing, and then we cut to Jelly Roll, and he comes right out of the Hamas tunnel. Und es ist Jelly Roll. Und es ist verrückt. Wir haben T-Swift, singen in den Ruinen mit den Stumps und den Amputees und sie tanzen. Und Jelly Roll kommt aus der Hammau.
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Nun ist es verrückt. Because it's a song and Jelly Roll's doing the rap part of it and then Taylor Swift's on the guitar and then Billie Eilish is there and she's very sad and quiet. And they do a close-up and she's by a mass grave. Billie Eilish is sitting in the middle of a mass grave and she just goes, Hello. Hello. And it's Billie Eilish. And you go, what are you watching in there?
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And you go, Billie Eilish is performing in a mass Palestinian grave. It's beautiful. And we have this moment. We have this moment of Jelly Roll coming out of a Hamas tunnel. We have Taylor Swift in the ruins. We have Billie Eilish singing in a mass grave. Sabrina Carpenter in the gear, in the Islamic thing, because she's a little too, you know what I mean, a little too western for that part.
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But she's covered respectfully and she's doing her thing. Can't we do it? Can't we bring the fucking, if we can't do it, who's gonna do it? Who's gonna do it? It's my hope. It's my hope. And then I hope, and then I hope, and this will happen, and I swear to God, Don't think I'm lying.
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There will be a moment on CNN when they go, and now after the ceasefire has finally been ratified, let's talk about the rebuilding of Gaza. And to do that, we're bringing on Jason and Brett Oppenheim from the Oppenheim Group and the show Selling Sunset.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Call me a cynic. I believe that there's going to be some residual bad blood. I'll say it. I'll say it. I believe personally. Now, it might not be true. I don't know. I'm just saying there could be perhaps potentially possibly some residual bad blood between these two groups, because I got to be honest with you. I just think.
The Tim Dillon Show
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that even though they have this nice ceasefire, they did, Israel killed 28 children and 31 women, at the ceasefire party, where they all, hey, by the way, stop going to ceasefire parties. Apparently that's pretty hazardous to your health. Don't do that. Israel and Hamas, and it's kind of become a war on the civilians of Gaza, though. I mean, let's be honest.
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I know that it's supposed to be just a war on Hamas, but it feels, to me, again, an observer, Ich weiß, dass Israel sagt, dass dieser Vierjährige in Hamas war. Und er könnte es sein. Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht. And that seems to be the argument. Many of these toddlers are in Hamas. But I don't know. I just think there could be some research.
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So right now in Gaza they say 46,707 people have been killed. About 17,500 children injured. More than 109,000 people and missing more than 11,000 people. Yeah. Israel killed about 1139, injured 8730 with Israel. That's the Israeli death toll versus the Gaza death toll. Now, these death tolls may not be accurate. The missing people in Gaza are probably not thriving, is my guess.
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I would add most of the missing to the death toll. It would be what I... If I was sitting down at the Wynn in Vegas and I was a gambling man and they said, what do you think happened to those missing people in Gaza? I'd go, well... And then I would move the chips into the dead.
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There would be a table and one thing would say dead, the circle, and I would just take all the missing chips and I'd go... But I'd make a face because it would be sad. I'd go... Because they're probably no longer with us. That would be my guess. I don't know. They could be thriving. I don't know. I mean, perhaps they're thriving. I don't think so. What are we going to do with these kids?
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Ich fühle mich nicht so, dass wir genug davon heute haben. Wir haben keine Momente. Wir haben keine. Wir haben keinen schönen Moment. Wie einen schönen, weißt du. Nun, die Leute sind an Israel wütend, weil der Zerstörung am Sonntag offiziell beginnt. Und gestern, glaube ich, haben sie ein paar Leute getötet, die den Zerstörung feiern. That's what happened.
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Steve Witkoff, a real estate entrepreneur, went over there and Netanyahu, he said, I'm meeting you on the Sabbath. And Netanyahu's like, well, I'm on the Sabbath. And Witkoff's like, hey man, I don't give a shit. I don't care what you're doing. I'm also a Jew, but I don't give a fuck. We're getting this thing done.
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And he went over there and he basically said, listen, there's going to be hell to pay. We've been a great friend to Israel. You have to be a friend to us. We need a ceasefire right now. Trump is coming in. And we're not going to do this anymore. Wittkopf's a friend of Trump. He was golfing with Trump, the second assassination attempt. Wittkopf's a real estate developer and he's buddies with Trump.
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And basically, he's new to diplomacy, Wittkopf. He hasn't done anything like this before. But Trump was like, you know, you go over there and carry this message to Netanyahu. Tell him we're kind of done here. We're done with this. We cannot have this go on anymore. We need a ceasefire deal. And now Gaza is going to release the hostages.
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And I'm going to tell you this, and now people are going to get mad at me for saying this. I want grateful hostages when they come out. I want happy hostages. And I want hostages ready to turn the page. I do. I do. Even if you were in the hole for a year or two years and I know it's not good and you have psychological issues and things like that. I know things were terrible.
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But I'm telling you right now, I'm not personally in the mood to do hostage trauma porn. I want a happy hostage. I want a happy hostage. During the 42-day first phase, 33 of the remaining women, children, elderly and severely ill hostages will be released in exchange for roughly 1,000 Palestinian security prisoners.
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Israel will partially withdraw from Gaza while helping facilitate the entry of 600 trucks of humanitarian aid into the Strip each day. The second stage will see the release of the remaining living hostages and conclude with the declaration of a permanent ceasefire. The third phase will see the release... of bodies still held by Hamas. And the fourth phase will be Israel nuking Gaza.
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That's phase four. But when the hostages come out, and I know this has been a terrible ordeal for them, and I'm not minimizing that, I'm speaking only about the optics. We need to move on from this. And I know the hostages are going to come out and they're going to go on shows and they're going to talk about how terrible this has been.
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And I understand that, but I'm just asking, please, please, for the sake of moving on, is there any way that we can just, you know, kind of feature the hostages where they are more positive about their experiences, slightly happier? Das war eine interessante Erfahrung. Ich liebte nicht jedes Teil davon. Das ist, was ich den Hostagen sagen möchte. This is what I want them to say.
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I want them to go, I didn't love every part of this, obviously. It was something that came out of nowhere. But it's fascinating, this whole thing. Geopolitics. I think it's very interesting. I want a hostage to say something like that. I don't want them to go, and there was rape. I've had enough of the problems over there. Seeping into my issues when I'm trying to have a lunch.
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I want that one hostage to go, I'm telling you right now, I was sitting in a room and they were killing someone next to me and yes, it was tough, but this whole thing, this labyrinth of tunnels, they would kind of take us from here to there. Und viele Leute waren schockiert, weil sie nicht wussten, ob sie sterben werden. Aber ich fand es persönlich interessant, die Ausstellung davon.
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There was a bunch of people celebrating the ceasefire and Israel killed them. Well, listen, have you ever said, I'm starting a diet on Monday? What do you do Sunday? It's lasagna night. So, Israel is starting a diet of no killing of the Palestinians on Sunday. They're starting a strict ketogenic diet. No carbs killing Palestinian babies at all, for any reason, on Sunday.
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Nur die Ausstellung davon im Allgemeinen ist für mich interessant. Und dann habe ich angefangen, wirklich über dieses ganze Ding zu denken. Wir sind in diesem ganzen verrückten Welt. One day I'm above ground, next day I'm in a tunnel, now I'm out. And I've learned not to take things so seriously.
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I hope there's a hostage that comes out who says, I've learned through this whole ordeal to not take things so seriously. I used to get really angry when my wife would burn the breakfast. Now I don't care anymore. You know what I mean? I'm just hoping we find that hostage. We gotta find that hostage who's kind of easy come, easy go with it. Where you go, now tell us about your ordeal.
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And they go, listen, I gotta be honest with you. There's a lot of people that were obviously very upset. And I understand that. And myself, you know, there were times when it wasn't the best. But overall, I think it was a culturally enriching experience. And I feel kind of fine about it. I'm kind of fine about it. You know? That's all I want. I just want someone to say...
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There's gonna be a lot of negativity right now, but it's not gonna come from me. It was an interesting time. I met a lot of people. I met a lot of people. Interesting people. And I never would have met those people. It's like any experience. I never would have met those people if I wasn't dragged into that tunnel. I never would have met those people if I was not dragged into that tunnel.
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I never would have met those people. And we're lifelong friends now. By the way... It's also, you've shared an experience with people that no one's going to really have again. Maybe, probably they will. But you've done something so unique. I want to remind all the hostages coming out of the tunnels. If you're okay and alive and you're fine.
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You've been through something, you've done something so unique. And you have such a story. And I think we just got to look at it in a positive way. Let's not drown ourselves in self-pity. I want you to say, this was a really pivotal time in my life. What about someone who comes out and goes, I got a lot of writing done. I got a ton of writing done. And they go, really? What was it like down there?
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And they go, more well lit than you'd think. For a ton. I got a lot of writing done. I got a first draft of a novel I'm really proud of. And they go, is it about the ordeal? And they go, no. No, it's young adult. Fiction, because I want it to sell. So it's actually a young adult. They're Jewish, they're thinking in a marketing way. They go, it's YA. Is it about the whole Hamas thing?
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No, it's sort of like a YA thing. Magical elements, different realms. Love, loss, you know, all things. They go, it's smart. Well, I wish them well over there. You know the way I've always felt about it. I've always felt the same way as I do now. And that is that my hope, my hope... has always been for this topic to stop coming up at dinner when I'm there.
The Tim Dillon Show
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That's been my geopolitical ideology, is that I hope that everyone shuts their mouth. Everyone's moving on. Is TikTok going to be banned? Will it go away? What's happening? Biden says he won't enforce it. The Supreme Court held it up. Trump likes TikTok. Trump says a lot of young people got him elected, which is true.
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by the fact that they want to move in a more westernized direction to attract people from all over the world. You know, Dubai, I talked about it on the last episode. They're spending a lot of time and effort trying to get people from all over the world to live in Dubai. And I think Qatar is going in a similar direction. Trump is building a bridge, a golden bridge, to Qatar through this plane.
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And he's going to basically be able to influence them You know, and it'll work both ways to a degree, but I think closing the doors is not the move. The move is to find that area of common ground, okay, that we can all agree on, you know, and that's that it is nice to have nice things. And if we forget that, and if we don't, internalize that truth. We all want nice things, okay?
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Socialist, communist, fascist, Whig, trade unionist, whatever. Fundamentalist, atheist, everybody wants nice things. Some people might disagree on what those things are, but everybody wants nice things. Everyone likes nice things. Why in God's name Would I not have, I'm not ashamed that the president's sick. And all these people are whining, I can't believe he would accept a jet.
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It's insane to allege that just because Qatar is throwing a little money around, they're controlling the country. Number one, they're actually not. foreign governments, their job is to influence America. That's the job of a foreign government. America, up until recently, and maybe still for the next five minutes, is the most powerful country in the world.
The Tim Dillon Show
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So if you're a foreign government, you're trying to influence America. Now, you know, when Trump goes to the Netherlands, they don't really have a lot of money, but I'm sure they'd give him a wooden troll or whatever they have, you know? They always give... Everybody always gives something... Qatar just happens to have it like that. They got it like that.
The Tim Dillon Show
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So they're able to give him something that he values, which is a way to get from point A to point B. It's a way to go from Palm Beach to Florida, back to Bedminster, Bedford, whatever it's called, the fucking golf thing. I'm just saying we all have to open our minds here because, by the way, I love, I'm sorry, I love money. Oh, sorry, I like money.
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I guess I'll go and kill myself that I've admitted it. I'm sorry I enjoy money. I'm sorry I enjoy capital. I like having money. I like being able to enjoy myself and have the people around me close to me having fun. We're all having fun. Oh, look, we're at Steve Wynn's resort. Isn't it beautiful? Isn't it fun? Isn't it nice? I'm sorry. And, you know...
The Tim Dillon Show
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The WASP aesthetic of this country might be a little uncomfortable with how much Trump really exudes and lives a lifestyle of luxury, but I am not. I'm actually not. I'm actually on board with it. It's one of my favorite things about him. Why would you not live in a gold apartment? It's a fucking awesome color. Why would you not build beautiful buildings?
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Number one, what kind of piece of shit do you have to be to not accept a gift? Truly, to be very honest. How do you even go about not accepting a gift when it is a plane? Can we get up something about the plane? because I think they call it like a mansion in the sky. Yeah, a $400 million plane. Now, the Daily Beast is attacking it for being tacky, okay?
The Tim Dillon Show
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Why would you not fly around in great planes? None of this makes any fucking sense. Get on board now. If you want to get something going in America, you better fucking show up with a gift. What's that story, The Gift of the Magi?
The Tim Dillon Show
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It's a thing. It's possible this story has the opposite lesson of what I'm talking about, but I don't know. It's a short story by O'Henry. It tells the story of a young husband and wife, how they deal with the challenge of buying secret Christmas gifts for each other with very little money.
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As a sentimental story with a moral lesson about gift giving, it has been popular for adaptation, especially the presentation at Christmas time. The plot and the twist ending are well known, but the ending is generally considered an example of cosmic irony. Let's go to the plot.
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On Christmas Eve, a woman named Della Dillingham Young discovers that she only has $1.87, equivalent to about $70 in 2025, to buy a present for her husband, James. Despite being poor, they love each other and possess two items they value as treasures. She has brown hair, and he has a gold pocket watch, a family heirloom. Della dresses warmly and visits the nearby shop of a wig maker.
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She sells her hair for 20 bucks, okay? Then she uses the money... Oh, I get this. I remember this now. He gives away his watch. She gets him a thing for the watch. It no longer makes sense. He gets her something for the hair. She sold her hair. It no longer makes sense. You know what the moral of the fucking story is? Accept the plane and stop the bullshit. I don't even know what this is.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I will marry a fat woman. You have no idea how quick that'll happen. I'll be over there with a Fatima. I will be in a man-made lagoon with a Fatima. You do not start with me. I'll have my dalliances on the side, but I will be in a man-made lagoon with a Fatima. This country has become dull and depressing. It's become gray and ugly.
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The cities have been delivered to junkies and crack addicts who are running around. The people with jobs are all neurotic and annoying, by the way. Everyone's fighting about everything. I look at Dubai and it just looks like a big fucking, I don't know, water park. where billionaires are always on a splash mountain at Disney World. Hey, man, sign me up. I got to marry a Fatima?
The Tim Dillon Show
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I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit. I don't want to be here watching 28-year-olds in Starbucks scratch the skin off their face in an Adderall frenzy. I don't like it. I no longer enjoy it. Sorry. Sorry, I do not. I do not. I don't. I want to go somewhere with sun. Is 117 degrees hot? A bit. A bit. Sure. But you can shade. The pools are nice. You know, I'm being...
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Slightly, you know, I get it. I'm just saying America has to start having fun again and embracing the type of luxury that people like Donald Trump embrace. I actually think it's good. So let's watch a little bit of his speech because, you know, this is the beginning maybe of a beautiful friendship, perhaps. I don't know.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Yeah, all right. We get the point. I like it. You got to let people build their own hotels. You got to let people build their own idea of luxury, their own idea of, you know, I'm not going to be someone here that is co-signing all of the things that are happening.
The Tim Dillon Show
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The people that read the Daily Beast are elderly hipsters with glaucoma who wear dirty shoes and hang around Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and have the aesthetic of somebody who lives under a bridge. These people are attacking a jet from Qatar. That's everything I've seen about it is that it's fucking beautiful. And these people, I mean, look at that. Look at that jet. That's tacky?
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Obviously, I have problems with a lot of it, but my problems begin and end with room service, okay, that's actually delivered when you order it and it's hot and the coffee's poured. That's where my problems begin and end. My problems begin and end with an efficient check-in. Check-in efficiently. I'm in the room. Not, oh, we'll let you know when it's ready. Why isn't it ready now?
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I don't want to hang out in the lobby cafe. I want to go to my room. My problems begin and end with a dinner on a patio next to a fountain that the mist of the water is cooling me. That's where the problems begin and end. Okay. Do I have cultural issues? Perhaps. Sure. My problems begin and end with 4,000 thread count or 10,000 thread count sheets or a thread count I've never even heard of.
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Beautiful Persian rugs, ancient pottery. That's where my problems begin and end. We have to stop pretending that nice things don't matter or that we don't. There's a craft to making these things. There's an artisanal craft to making these. He loves when I'm behind the air. There's an artisanal craft to making a lot of the things, including planes, that we are enjoying right now. You know?
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I mean, full stop. Full stop. Now, what's going on? This Kanye song, this is somewhat, I guess, related, I don't know. But it isn't. But I guess it is. This new song that Kanye West has. I don't believe we can play it on the show, right?
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Which ones? Okay. Well... Can we play it?
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Kanye West has a song out right now that is incredibly catchy. He's the really greatest music producer in history. And people are angry at this song because of the chorus. Now, I have listened to this song in my car three or four hundred times. Because it is catchy. And the video is artistic. Now, but I will be honest, some people have told me this, this is controversial because of the chorus.
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During the chorus, there's a part of the chorus. Now you correct me if I'm wrong here because sometimes as you get older, you do the senses dull. I hear in the chorus something. What is he saying? Is it smile Hitler, heil Hitler?
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Now, it's only two words, right? I'm reminded of kind of, you know... What my mother used to say when I was young, and she said to me, what was her quote? It was another quote that she was repeating. It was basically, okay, so my mother said, she used to say this. all over our house. And this whole controversy makes me think of this quote that my mother used to say.
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My mother used to say, she used to say this. I remember her clear as day. She would sit in our kitchen and she would say, if you don't have something nice to say, Heil Hitler. She would say that. And it made me and my father think, well, this woman seems to be a Nazi. but she made a good cream spinach. But here's what I, or it was, if you don't have something nice to say, don't say it.
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Art is complex. There's a complexity to how complex it is. There are layers to it. So I think a lot of people are hearing Heil Hitler, but they're not hearing it. You see what I mean? Like, I think a lot of people are... They're learning the wrong lessons from it because they're getting so blinded by the Heil and the Hitler, they're not...
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they're not looking at the deeper meaning of that because I believe in symbolism. Like, you know, you'll see something and often there'll be an underlying, sometimes there'll be an underlying meaning to something that you see. So if someone is saying Heil Hitler, I go, okay, sure, I hear that. I hear what you're saying, but what do you mean?
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And that's what we've abandoned is the what do you mean, okay? What's under there? Let's get the shovels, dig it up, dig it up. What's under Heil Hitler? It's like, you know, is it an allegory? Is it a metaphor? Is it an allegory for something else? What if, go with me here, what if Heil Hitler said, Because he's playing with words. This is what he does. What if Heil Hitler meant love all people?
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Like that... Think about it. Think about it. Think about it. If Heil Hitler meant love all people, how silly do we all look getting mad at him saying Heil Hitler because... He's doing it because he's a musician. So he understands at the chorus, he says another word, I won't say the, you know, and then he goes, Heil Hitler. But, cause he knows maybe that love all people doesn't fit into it.
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Are you out of your fucking mind? It's a beautiful palace in the sky. It's actually understated. To be honest, it's kind of understated. I was expecting it to be a little more over the top. But this is an incredibly beautiful aircraft that is being given to the President of the United States as a gift. which he will use and then eventually it'll go in his presidential library. That's the plan.
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Heil Hitler is three syllables. Heil Hitler, three syllables. Love, love all people is four. Now four syllables is, Four, shut up. Four syllables, look at this guy. Four syllables don't fit in the chorus of this song. But Heil Hitler, Heil Hitler is three. Heil Hitler, he's doing, Heil Hitler, he's doing it, is a musical thing. Because it's a song. Can we prove this with the actual song?
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And by the way, he wants his kids back. And by the way, I understand he may not be ideal with some of the things he said for sure. How much worse is he than that other crew that has the kids? How much worse is he than the other crew that's going to have the kids twerking at five years old on the cover of God Only Knows? I mean, she ain't mother of the year. I'm not saying he's perfect.
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There's issues, clearly. But is she mother of the year? Is that family mother of the year? Would you want your kids with that family? I just had a nice talk with grandma about how I'm going to start a lipstick brand at nine. Play the song.
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Love all people. Love all people. See, this is why... Okay, you gotta... But that's why he's the music producer. Because I would say, love all people. Love all the people. That's not catchy. So that's what I'll say about that. Because I think it was a musical choice. He could have as easily said... N-word peanut butter. Because it fits the pentameter of the song. But he didn't.
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He said Heil Hitler. And I think, you know, again, I think that people are reacting to it in an understandably negative way. A lot of people that when I have played it, At the drive-thru. Some people will sing it when they hand me the burrito. Others kind of sheepishly look down. No one's been angry yet.
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But when we hit the chorus, if it's timed right, and you hit the chorus at the Del Taco drive-thru, there is a chance that someone at the drive-thru will start singing the song loudly and Now you are in a weird position because you want your food and you want the interaction to be fun. So even though you might disagree with the chorus, I certainly do, I'm not hiring anyone really.
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If I'm at a Del Taco and they're handing me the thing and the chorus comes up and I lock eyes with someone and I'm forced to sing the chorus You just, sometimes in life, you have to do the hard thing.
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And the hard thing sometimes is to sing the chorus of that song with someone at Del Taco who is looking at you from the window, handing you the burrito, and you look at each other and you go, but not in the anti-Semitic sense. actually in the sense of the music. It's just what it is. It's not a great two words because it evokes imagery That people don't like.
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Trump loves luxury. One of the things you have to understand about Donald Trump is he likes luxury. He understands luxury. He understands what an aspirational figure is. He happens to be one for a lot of people. He understands the value in having a luxurious, beautiful way to travel, to live well.
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But this, he didn't do that in the video. The video is people with different kind of fox masks, right? Or like wolves or something. The video seems a little threatening. But I don't know. Again, it's art. And art is one of those things, isn't it? My mother used to say that. I used to like Marilyn Manson as a kid. My mother's like, there's layers, there's levels.
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It's not just, you know, oh, he took his own rib out to suck his dick. It's about Nietzsche. She told my father that one. She's like, it's about existentialism. It's not... My dad's like, it seems like it's a Satanist screaming in the house. And my mother's like, it's about existentialism. Read this article in Rolling Stone or something. So do you see what I mean by that?
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There's ways to really kind of conceptualize what's going on on many deeper levels. A lot of people just hear Heil Hitler, but what I'm hearing actually is love all the people. My friend... signed up with a company called Ethos and then tragically was lost. And it was really made the difference in his family's life because he was able to immediately protect them with life insurance.
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That's E-T-H-O-S dot com slash G-I-M. What are these white South Africans doing here? I mean, enough. Go to Belgium. There was an apartheid regime in South Africa for a long time. Some of these white farmers are being killed by people that are upset about that apartheid regime. And the guy who runs South Africa says, kill the bower, which is kill the farmer or something like that.
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And I believe one of these families was murdered by a Daily Show host, Trevor Noah. But he had his reasons. Now, these white South African farmers are coming to America. I hate the South African accent, by the way. I just don't like it. Now, I also don't want people to be killed on their farms, but let's watch a little bit of the news clip about this, please. South Africa.
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Welcome to the United States of America. Welcome to the United States.
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I think if you served alongside the U.S. in the war in Afghanistan, you should probably be granted refugee status here. I would disagree with the Trump administration there, even though it wasn't a high point of our military journey. A lot of military history, not a high point. But, you know, they made some sacrifices and stuff. I get it. And I... Listen, I'm for it. It's too catchy.
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This is the entire thing, is to live well, to work hard, and to reap the benefits of working hard, to accept a gift from... Now, is everyone in Qatar perfect? I imagine not. I imagine everyone in Qatar is not perfect. Yes. Are there people in Qatar who have, you know, participated in funding of terrorism, organizational support for terrorism? Yes. Does that mean the plane's not fucking nice? No.
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I want it... Can I... What are... What about... Who's someone else we can hile that's... Hile Ellen. What's someone... Who's someone else that's... Good. Could we hile Bernie? And we'd hile Bernie... I'm just trying to figure out because it is so catchy. Can we sub the name Hitler with a person? These South Africans. Are we going to hear more of that accent? I don't want to hear that. It's weird.
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Get the South African accent up. It's horrible. Get it up. It's horrible. Maybe they're just killing him over that. It sounds like an Australian's drunk. It has like a thing. Not the black one. Do the white one. All right, thank you. Dutch Afrikaans or something. Let's listen to it.
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Yeah, there's a lot of stuff going on over there. All right, this is depressing. There's a lot of stuff going on over there in South Africa. This is what I'm hearing. I'm hearing it second and third hand. And I've read about it. And it's, you know, I hope they, I'm going to say it again. I think it's time for people to come together. I believe this.
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I think it's time for people to really come together and realize that what unites us is it's the two syllables. Hal Mussolini. It doesn't work. It's that two. All right. We can't have the white South Africans crying and screaming. The more I think about it, the more this Diddy seems guilty maybe, huh? Is that what it's shaping up to look like, P. Diddy?
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It feels like he was horribly abusive to people in his orbit and that many of them are unhappy with the way they were treated. Again, I'm just looking at it from an outsider perspective. It seems like that they got really tired of the beating and the rapes Because everyone can get fed up with a job. Yeah, he's a violent sex-abusing rapist is what the vibe is of the trial.
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But we don't know what's going to come out in this trial and who's involved and who's not. You know? I don't know. I don't know what's going to come out. It wasn't something I really understood or did at that point. He basically taught me how. He made me feel crazy for not reciprocating. At the time, I didn't understand that kind of sexual relationship.
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I was so young, I didn't even have the vocabulary for some of the things we talked about. How old was this woman, Cassie? Do we know?
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He was also physically abusive to her, and there's videos of that.
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Right. So, unfortunately, you know... This is going to end badly for him. I'm wondering if they're going to try to... How does this work? Do they get rid of him like Epstein? Or does this all come out in court? It may all come out in court. I don't know who stands to... lose here. I don't know who was involved. I know that there was a lot of... I don't want to watch this. We don't want to play it.
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We'll all get in trouble. And it's... He's an animal and a monster and should be, you know, really given the death penalty. Who is... I don't know, but he's with all these celebrities. I don't know who's involved and who's not involved. Some people just went to a party and some people are going to be implicated. It's across the board.
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This is why Hollywood doesn't come back, I think, in its current form or in the form that people understood it because people know too much now and they understand too much now about the way that power functioned and the people whose lives were ruined by these people that were forcing them into situations that they would later tell us about in court.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Special report right now. The Free Press just put out an article how Qatar bought America. And they come to the conclusion, which I vehemently disagree with, that Qatar is spending money to influence things that are happening in America. Now, if that were true, there would be signs, right?
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And I don't think the power structures in Hollywood can endure all of this information flooding out, all of the documentaries, all of the articles, all of the testimonies by people that have been abused at some point in that system. I think when Hollywood reemerges in whatever form it takes, it will not look anything like the way it did.
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It will be a decentralized, tech-based sphere where I will be the leader of it. And that will be a much more fair way to do it when I'm the boss and I will make sure that everything goes well and that people are happy. And if people are a problem, they will be eliminated. And I think that's the only way here to move forward in this Hollywood type thing.
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No. You got to separate one thing from the other. Also, a lot of people in this country, when they think of the Arab world and planes, have a negative view because of a couple of things that happened.
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Show us this Qatar Four Seasons. I've heard about this and I want to get involved. Get a YouTube video up about it. You know, maybe there's a, is there some type of like, come here to Qatar? There's got to be some type of advertisement, you know, a montage, some soft music. Yeah, the second one. Let's take a look at this. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. It looks nice. All right.
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It looks gorgeous, and I think anybody who doesn't understand that Donald Trump likes money, he likes business, he likes commerce, he understands that the way to build business an effective relationship diplomatically with another country is through common economic goals and not by military dominance. This is actually true. The doctrine of the Bush years was all about military dominance.
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It was about soft power through things like USAID. That was usually a, you know, influence campaign by America's intelligence communities to shape America. a political culture and a society to the ends that they could elevate certain people and certain policies, which may or may not have been understandable depending on the exact things they were trying to do.
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Now, if this plane becomes the image, when we think about Muslims and planes or the Arab world and planes, and we're not thinking about that thing that happened, and we're thinking about a luxurious palace in the sky given as a gift to a president, I think we can all admit that's probably a good change from the way that we usually... Because usually, when you think of that...
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But when you look at it, Trump's foreign policy doctrine seems to be a deviation from what America has done for a long time, which has relied on militarism to dominate parts of the globe. We realize now, or Trump has realized, that that's no longer possible and that what he's going to have to do, it's a multipolar world with many people that have...
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Big militaries and nuclear weapons and strong economies, what you're going to have to do is work with different leaders. You may not agree with them, but your main concern is the United States of America. And I think Donald Trump seems to understand that. I don't agree with a lot of what he's doing. And I've spoken out about it. The campus...
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protests, enforcement, the deporting people with no due process. I think you need some. I don't think you need as much as other people think you need, depending on what they've done. But I do have a lot of issues with some of the things he has done. I think banning all trans people from the military is a bit of an exaggeration. I do think you should have mental health issues.
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you got to check on everyone in the military and make sure that they're mentally fit to serve, police, everybody. But at the end of the day, I would say that one thing that I think Donald Trump has gotten right is that we need to re-engage the world without the American military waving a gun in their face. This is the biggest...
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and I think most threatening, ironically, other than the tariffs, which Wall Street hates, but I think one of the most threatening things he's doing is actually putting the military establishment in the background and putting forward an idea of America that is much more balanced and that I think he realizes the ultimate influence is economic, right?
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The way to shape a relationship is with shared economic interests. If China and the U.S. had no shared economic interests, we'd probably be at war already. The fact that there is some connectivity there, there is a shared understanding that we have to work together,
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that's going to be one of the things that might bring them to the table in terms of trade, or it's going to hopefully prevent violent conflict. That's what we're trying to do. That's what any leader should be trying to do is to prevent violent conflict between groups. Now, if you're not trying to do that, if in fact your entire policy is about fomenting conflict,
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exploiting conflict and profiting from it, you will never have any type of peace, but you will always have a very, very robust government military sector where people make millions and millions and millions of dollars while people's bodies are thrown into a meat grinder in the Ukraine or in the Middle East or in Iran. And that's not what anybody that has any sense of morality wants.
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And that's, I think, one of the biggest threats to the established order is that Trump seems to be deviating from that and building a luxury-based foreign policy. A foreign policy based on luxury. He has the courage to base a foreign policy based on luxury. On commerce. On... a grapefruit in the morning with a little fork.
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He's building a foreign policy on some beautiful colored fountains, you know, water that comes out of the fountain. Maybe it's pink or blue or green, but it is nice. He's building a foreign policy on a fluffy egg. He's building it on a well-seared steak. He's building it on these things, on a beautiful pool with umbrellas and table service, you know, lounge service.
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Thing that happened, it's a bummer. It's a big bummer what happened in September, many Septembers. It's actually a bummer. And, you know, I think a lot of people are ready to move on from that. Moving on from that, the future is forward and the past is the past. So now people go, oh, yeah, Arab world, planes. Let me tell you this. We got a beautiful plane. And this is what? Is this a 747? Yeah.
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They all live in like tree houses and they have old cars and whatever. And they just get off torturing, maiming and killing. But Donald Trump understands the value of a Persian rug. He understands a great bottle of wine, a lobster tail. He knows what it's like to pop a cork of champagne. I'm not afraid of that. I think we need more of that.
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Who are these people in the world that are afraid of that? We need people aspiring to live at those heights. That's where greatness comes from. And I think he understands that. And it's a great threat to these people that don't seem to understand it or they seem to crave war because it's the only thing in life that gives them any type of meaning or excitement or sense of fulfillment.
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Whereas I think Trump is basically saying, hey, you can gamble a little bit. Maybe you meet a woman at the bar. Perhaps there's a crab leg involved. These are things that are well worth exploring as a reintroduction of the United States to the world as not just a military behemoth, but as a luxury hotel. What a beautiful way to think about the United States, a luxury hotel.
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You check in, but you have a reservation. That's where the immigration comes in, okay? You wait in our beautiful lobby, Manhattan, wherever. That's the lobby of America. That's where a lot of foreign people, or if you're from the West, it's Los Angeles. They're the lobbies. Then you explore our vast...
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Canyons and forests and cities, you go country line dancing, you, you know, have, you know, a, you know, you have a beautiful, you know, cross country drive or whatever. You go down to Florida and you realize how beautiful a tropical storm can be from the balcony of your hotel while you eat coconut sorbet. We don't have to kill each other forever.
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And anyone that has accused me of getting money or becoming some type of Emirati or a Qatari, I'm the same person I've always been. I will be the same person I've always been. I do not understand why people have leveled these accusations against me. I live a simple life. I will continue to. I am incredibly authentic. Just look at me right now.
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I am an authentic human being that has been untouched by any foreign money at all. I happen to like gold. Sue me. Sue me. Literally sue me. I happen to like a nice air-conditioned hotel lobby. I happen to like a nice breakfast by the pool, okay? It's not a far... And the free press is like, oh, Qatar bought America for $100 billion. Number one, $100 billion doesn't buy anything.
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$100 billion is not even a lot of money. It's not even a lot of money, okay? So what I want from all of you people is to relax, to calm down, and just understand and appreciate that we're reengaging the world in a different way. I am not being paid by anyone. I have received no money from the Middle East. I am the same person I have always been.
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And I would just like people to understand that, okay? That's all I'm trying to say. There are layers to art. There are meaning to things. If there's a song that maybe says Heil Hitler, maybe listen past the Heil Hitler. Maybe look past my chains, my gold, and my tiger, okay? And see the soul. See the soul. See the soul. Good night.
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It is a 747-8. It's 13 years old. 12 or 13 years old. 747-8.
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747s are being decommissioned and nobody's using them because of the fuel efficiency standards. They are double-decker planes. It was listed for sale several years ago, $400 million, has three lounges, two bedrooms, nine bathrooms, five galleys, a private office, and enough business class seating to accommodate dozens of guests.
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While Trump is redoing Air Force One, because I believe they're doing a reno on Air Force One, like a renovation, he's accepting this gift to use. Now, of course, the United States government is going to have to retool it to make sure that it fits all the specifications that Air Force One needs, right? Now, the officials are saying it was a security problem, these people.
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The officials are saying it's a security problem. How about that rally in Butler, Pennsylvania? Was that a security problem? Where were these officials then? Anyway, the Wall Street Journal first reported this month that Trump had commissioned defense contractor L3 Harris to retrofit the Qatari plane in Texas. It's lavish. It's a lavish plane. People don't want their president on Southwest.
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They want the president of the United States. Now, if I were Israel, I would now think of a gift. That's the way this works, baby. If I'm Israel, I'm Bibi Netanyahu, I'm thinking of a gift. For example, there's an island in the French Virgin Islands that no one's using. Maybe give that. I'm just saying, I'm saying gift is important. If Qatar is gonna give $400 million, a beautiful plane,
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Israel should say, hey, and go over the top. Go over the top. Have you ever been in a family with siblings? I have not, but I hear that around Christmas or Mother's Day, there's a little bit of a competition to see who's going to give mom the best present. So I'm Israel right now, I'm thinking how do we top a $400 million Qatari plane? I don't know, I don't have the answer.
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Supposedly retrofitting the 13 year old aircraft to current Air Force One requirements would take years of work and billions of dollars. Current and former US officials say such a task would be impossible to complete before Trump leaves office.
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Securing a new modern Air Force One is such a priority for the president that he has on display in the Oval Office a model of one or two of the planes Boeing was contracted to deliver, finished with his preferred dark blue paint trim. After debuting the model during the first term, Trump displayed it at Mar-a-Lago after leaving office before returning it to a coffee table in the White House.
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And I think it's irresponsible for the free press to come out and just baselessly claim that Qatari money is flowing, you know, out of the spigot and we're all drenching ourselves here in it. That's completely untrue. I have not been bought. Does this look like a man who's been bought by Qatar? Do I seem like someone who's been bought by the Middle East? I don't think so.
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At his Commander-in-Chief inaugural ball in January, Trump cut a saber into the cake atop which rested the model plane. This is part of the fun of being president. You get a cool plane. You get to fly around in Air Force One. You know, we have to stop being anti-gift. It's actually petty to be anti-gift. To basically say, oh, someone's getting a gift and they shouldn't accept it.
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Well, if you were getting a gift, you would feel differently about it, okay? People say to me, they're like, are you awash in Qatari money? Clearly, look at me, the answer is no. The answer is no. I'm not anti-gift. I'm a human being, okay, that believes that other people can have nice things. It's not just me, okay? Other people can have nice things, even if I'm not getting it. Okay?
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Well, they fund Hamas. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Five galleys. Multiple bedrooms. The Middle East is moving in the direction of, you know, they're moving in a direction that's maybe a positive direction. Not all of it, but maybe it's moving in a positive direction. They're trying to do things like the World Cup. You know, they did the World Cup.
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Now, obviously, there's a lot of policies in the Middle East that are not good, and there's a lot of people that harbor anti-American sentiment, okay? But I think the way to kind of move things forward is with elaborate giving of gifts. That feels like the right way to do it, I don't think we should constantly litigate the past. No, no, I mean this. This is like a big theme of mine.
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I don't think we should constantly keep unearthing and digging up every problem we've ever had with a group of people. Moving forward seems to be the best move. Moving forward with gifts. Luxurious Beautiful gifts that can be appreciated by everybody. You know? Part of the problem with this P. Diddy thing, other than the rape, is that I bet he didn't give these people gifts.
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I bet P. Diddy was stingy and didn't give a lot of these people gifts. And I think the problem with that is it builds resentment. People go, hey, I go to these parties. I let everybody pee on me and I don't get anything out of it. There's no gift. There's no gesture. I come, all my holes get blown out for three days and I don't get anything from it. There's nothing from it I get.
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Gift giving makes people forget the negative past. Yes, yes or yes? You know, I do not agree with Hamas. I think they've been a bad custodian of Gaza. I think they've done terrible things. Obviously, they've done horrible, terrible, terrible things. And I don't agree with their policies or their beliefs. I don't agree with anything. But if you said to me, what is the one thing
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You and Hamas, we both like the Four Seasons hotel brand. Do we start there? If we want to come together, do we start there? If you and somebody are not seeing eye to eye, you don't get along, you don't like each other, but you both like the same band, you start there, right? Oh, I hate you. You hate me. We like the Goo Goo Dolls. Let's start with that. Baby's black balloon makes her fly.
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We must really think about, before we start leveling accusations about, oh, so-and-so's getting a jet or now you have a tiger, you have to really think about the hurt you cause when you baselessly attack people and claim that they were purchased by a foreign country. It's not the truth. It's just simply not true. Yes, Trump is going to accept the jet.
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Start there. I like the forces. So if I met Hamas, of course, I wouldn't start with our areas of disagreement. I would say, I love the hotel you love. And they would say, well, let me tell you about that hotel. We know a lot about it. And I would say, well, that's actually great. Have you been to the Four Seasons Surfside in Miami? It looks like the capital of a Latin American city.
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It's absolutely stunning. And they would go, we've not been to that one, but we hear it's actually very beautiful. I say, it's one of the top Four Seasons properties in the world. Get up the Four Seasons Surfside. Take a look at that. It's a stunner.
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What's so good about it is they kept the old building where they have the restaurant and the lobby, but the rooms are all glass, so you can see the ocean. And that's what I would say if I met Hamas. I wouldn't... I wouldn't go into these. I don't, you know, what's that rule? No politics, no religion. And what is it? No baseball. What's that saying? No race. No, it's not no race, Hitler.
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Get the saying up. It's something at the dinner table. It's no, you can't have a politics or at the dinner table. There's something no politics or no religion or no baseball. No talking, no talking anything controversial. Yeah. Okay. Maybe it's just religion or politics. Yeah. No politics, no religion at the dinner table.
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So if I met people that I disagree with, my first thing would be, can I find common ground? Donald Trump has found common ground with the Qataris. They both really, really like money. They like luxury. They like planes. They like hotels. They like the good life. Now, maybe some of their religious fundamentalism might be tempered.
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We're off topic. The point is this. People think what's happening right now. And I'm not saying I'm for all of it either. I'm not saying I agree with every single thing Elon Musk has done. I was heavily critical of the Visa thing. I remain so. I do not trust tech people. I don't trust what their endgame is. They are creepy and disturbing. And a lot of what they want to do, I do not agree with.
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So don't tell me... But the idea that every cut being made is to a government bureaucrat, who's just a good do-gooder, who's trying to help other people, isn't true. There are lots of people that work in our government who are incredibly corrupt and stealing money. This is a fact. They're working with members of the private sector doing this. That is completely, 100% the truth.
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That doesn't mean that everyone is. But it does mean that if you take a magnifying glass to a lot of the programs in our government, they are useless. They do not benefit anybody and they suck up a lot of tax dollars that could be going to help other people. All the people talking about USAID
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The problem with a lot of this stuff, when you get on a moral high horse and you write articles in the Washington Post and the New York Times and the Atlantic about how valuable it is that the United States help people all over the world. And that's a, you know, understandable point of view, but it would be more understandable if any of these people were ever concerned about Detroit, Chicago.
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Poverty in America. Virginia. Upstate New York. Parts of Pennsylvania. Florida. They do not concern themselves as much with domestic poverty. The inequality of wealth domestically. In fact, the only person who brought that up, Bernie Sanders, they all closed ranks to destroy poverty.
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All these establishment Democrats closed ranks to destroy Bernie Sanders and install Joe Biden when they knew he was crazy. And I know people in Chicago that were part of that effort. This is a fact. So all these establishment Democrats who don't care at all about wealth inequality in America, they don't care at all about...
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deindustrialized areas where people are hopeless and they're unfent and all. They spent the last four years telling all those people they had white privilege and basically to shut up. They're men. And they caused all the problems. And then a lot of them voted for Trump and then they were shocked. Why did they do that?
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So at the end of the day, you can have the position that America is a wealthy country and should be going around the world helping people, but that's not what's going on. That's not all of what USAID is. It may not even be a majority of what USAID is.
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This is a slush fund that is being used for all kinds of reasons, but one of them is because the CIA and other agencies are using that money to go into these countries to foment the type of instability and chaos
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They listen, but they don't listen. So they come up to me and they go, did your house really burn down? I go, well, it's pretty clear if you listen to the words. Now, I did keep hammering it going, my house burned down, my house burned down. But there was a disclaimer early on when I said, I sold the house. And I did. I sold it last year because of...
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that causes America to intervene in that country or it causes some type of coup where we can replace the leader of that country with somebody that is amenable to the interest of American multinational corporations. That's a lot of what is going on. It's not all of it. It's a lot of what's going on. Domestic protests also partially funded
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by these NGOs, these non-profits, this entire world of bullshit that exists that has never helped you or your family. It does not help people. A lot of it. USAID hat über die Jahre Akkusationen von Ineffizienz und Wäsche verursacht, insbesondere, dass es nicht die Effektivität ihrer Programme messen kann.
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Viel von USAIDs Geld wird als Gründe oder subkontraktiert zu AID-Gruppen und NGOs ausgeliefert. Kritiker verurteilen, dass USAIDs Anwendung amerikanischer Kontrakteure und ihre große Bürokratie bedeutet, dass nicht genug Geld tatsächlich helfen wird, die in Bedarf sind. Das ist wie eine Charity. This is like a lot of charities are fake. We know that. There are real charities. It's Venmo.
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It's helping people directly. Bethany does a great job. She hands cards and puts them in people's cash cards and gives them to people and goes, go buy what you need. Something Bethany Frankel does. And that is true. But a lot of charities, and I've spoken not only to her about it, but other people, a lot of charities... okay, are not transparent and a lot of people don't get the help. They don't.
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This idea that all charities are just these entities that just seek to benefit people, a lot of charities get such a small percentage. I mean, a lot of the actual people get such a small percentage of help. what the charity takes in when you factor in overhead, operating expenses, the salaries of the staff. Now you need some of that and I understand it. That being said, sometimes it's 10%.
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If you donate to a charity, sometimes the people on the other end are literally getting 10% of the fucking money. It's insane. That's why I don't donate. I donate to myself because I get 100% of the money. Transparency is big with me. So if I donate to myself, I get all of the money. There is no overhead. Whereas if I'm donating, I don't know, to just, you know, World AIDS, sure.
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But where is it really? And I help people directly. I help people directly, as you should. Doesn't anyone have a Venmo in Africa that I can send the money to direct? I don't want to give it to a charity in Washington, D.C. Can I zell you? Can I overnight you something you need? I'm only half kidding. The charity scam... And then the government's involved?
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The atmospheric river and torrents of raging atmospheric rain, river in the sky. The storm is arriving through an atmospheric river. Atmospheric river storms are long plumes of water vapor that can pour over from the Pacific Ocean into California. Um... But that's why I sold my home, because my home was on a cliff. I had a beautiful house. It overlooked the valley, really.
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The government's involved in the charity and it's going to get better? It's going to be more transparent now that the CIA is involved with the charity. It's going to be good. We know the CIA is full of charitable people. That's why they go into that line of work, because they can't stop giving. That's why Alan Dulles started that organization, because he couldn't stop giving.
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This is a guy, if you read his autobiography, who watched his sister almost drown, emotionless, stood there on the thing of the lake, the side of the lake. The point is this. The idea that the United States government is running around the world just helping people is the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life.
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And I'm sorry to be... And again, this doesn't mean that I think Elon Musk is doing everything right. This just means that we're going to have to get a little... We're going to have to sober up. I think there needs to be a Democratic Party and there needs to be an effective... Vielen Dank.
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And if the Democrats don't drop the identity politics immediately, if they don't stop this righteous indignation, if they don't stop the pearl clutching, the culture has moved on in America. People are reasserting a type of traditional masculinity, again, that isn't... Focused around like we're gonna, but you know, it's not like we're gonna kill everyone.
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And it's not this toxic masculinity in the fevered imaginations of some of my friends. Some of it, I'm sure, has elements of that. But a lot of it's like, hey, we want to watch sports and drink beer and be guys and not be told that we are the source of all evil on the planet. I think that's reasonable. I think that's reasonable. Okay?
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The last four years and the intensity with which these cultural conversations were happening, it was incredibly destabilizing for a lot of people. They want to kind of go back to something that feels a little bit more traditional. Okay? Okay, that doesn't mean that you're throwing gay people off the roof. That doesn't mean that trans people shouldn't live normal, happy lives.
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It means that, you know, we need to take a beat, take a step back from, you know, we don't need to live in the 1950s, but we also don't need a thousand genders. We can't swallow that. The Democratic Party's got to cut this out. This is not helping anybody. You need to cut this. You need to stop doing it. I don't even know who this is for anymore. It's not...
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And I know that the right keeps calling them all pedophiles. There's nothing less sexual than the current state of the modern Democratic Party, by the way. None of this is even about sex. This is weird. It's like this bureaucratic office politics. Call me the right name or I'll have you fired. All of this shit that was done for four years, you're now seeing again. And it's happening.
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It's just happening. The right has now come to power. And the right is doing the things they've always wanted to do, like shrink the government and eliminate bureaucrats. And it's everything I've heard. Since I'm a child. It doesn't mean it's a coup. It doesn't mean that we no longer live in a democracy.
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It's that the Republican Party has always wanted to shrink the government and get rid of waste. This is all that they've ever talked about. Okay? The same way that the Democratic Party tried to purge all of these institutions of anyone that didn't subscribe to their policy of racial justice and equity and gender theory and all this gobbledygook. And they ran around doing the same thing.
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And this is when a society starts to completely fall apart. When as soon as one side has power... All they try to do is purge anyone that doesn't subscribe to what they want. And this is deeply unhealthy and this is how you get societies in the Middle East where you have Sunnis and Shiites and they just kill each other. The political process completely evaporates. It doesn't exist at all.
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You can't have discussions. You can't have debates. You do not vote. It is simply terrorism and war. That's what we want to avoid. We don't want that. So what we need to do is have a functioning Democratic Party that nominates a sane human being to lead the party. It cannot be children. It cannot be David Hogg. It cannot be a child.
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Not that they're children, but I don't want to hear from anyone in their 20s. I don't. I do not want to hear from anyone in their 20s. It doesn't help your case when all of the people on social media that you're bringing forward are people in their 20s or sadly people in their 40s who are trying to ape the lingo of people in their 20s. Which is even sadder. You have to kick and purge.
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You have to kick these people out. You have to purge them. You have to bring in rational people that go, you know, we need people to have healthcare. We need people to have retirement. We need people, we need to ease people's economic insecurity. We need... um Menschen nicht auf der Basis von Rasse, Gender und Sexualität zu dividieren.
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Was wir tun müssen, ist, eine Koalition von Menschen zu bauen, basierend auf der Idee, dass wir alle eine ähnliche Interesse haben, in Bezug auf Infrastruktur, in Bezug auf die Wirtschaft, in Bezug auf Freiheit, in Bezug auf Abortionen. Viele Leute sind offensichtlich pro-Choice. Also... It can be done. It's just not going to be done until they fully get rid of a lot of the garbage that they have.
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If you look at the cultural moments right now, music, and also the right, stop whining about Kendrick Lamar's show, you idiots. Stop. Stop being... The pearl clutching and the offense, the addiction outrage machine is over. It's being shut down. It actually is already shut down.
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It's like an amusement park that you pass and you look at it to the left or to the right and you go, oh, that must have been fun. And it was. Being angry all the time made a lot of people happy and it made a lot of people money. But it's over. It's shut down. No one has the energy for it. You cannot stay angry for your entire life. It's unnatural.
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Just the way you can't stay happy your entire life. There are going to be days that suck and days that are great. Okay? So at the end of the day, you cannot fly into a rage over every single thing. And when the right is yelling and screaming about Kendrick Lamar for whatever reason...
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Alpro. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Another atmospheric rain event here in Los Angeles, a storm. Cleansing the air of the fire, which is nice. Cleansing the air of the hellish fire should be a 48-hour strongest storm in a year bearing down on Southern California could cause flooding. The terms now for these are always the most extreme. They're like atmospheric storms.
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Serena Williams, äh, Krippwalking, or we don't like that he didn't do this, or we don't like that he... It just shows that even in victory, because they've won, the right has now won everything, even in victory, the temptation to be a victim is so great, so monumental, and the right will have to fight this, or they'll get destroyed in the midterms, and they'll lose, and, you know, they'll lose the next election.
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They also have to figure out how to lower the prices of things and get interest rates lower. That's another conversation for later in the show. But if they do not, if they do not figure out a way to stop getting angry about not, who cares? In the same way that people on the left say, Kendrick Lamar's show is the greatest thing that's ever been.
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He's showing that, you know, that America, he's making a statement and he's showing... Projecting your political realities on art is over. That's over. That's 2022. The idea that the person that you enjoy watching, listening to, is some symbol of some greater thing you want to see happen, is over. It's now embarrassing. On both sides. It is a halftime show. It was forgotten. It was good.
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I enjoyed it. I think he's very talented. But what he did ultimately means nothing. It doesn't mean anything. You people have put all of this emphasis on art as a way to pull the levers of social change and a way to really, now art can do certain things, it can start conversations and whatever, but what it is not, and certainly should be obvious to all you people now,
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I mean, my view was towards the valley, but I looked at some of the hills in Beverly Hills, and it was pretty. But, you know, the California mountains aren't like Colorado. You know, this isn't, you know, a mountain. This isn't limestone. This isn't... This is... Dirt.
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You directed every cultural weapon you had for four years at Donald Trump and he's back in office. Enough. Stop it. You're not a resistance. Hollywood doesn't do a great job at resisting anything. I'm not saying it should blindly go along with things either, but you have to stop projecting all this stuff onto a halftime show. It's embarrassing.
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On both sides, the right's like, this is, Matt Gaetz goes, this is the response to Trump's historic gains with black men. No, no, no, it's a halftime show. It's a rapper performing at a halftime show. That's what it is. The whole Kendrick Lamar, Drake beef, people have written all these long think pieces about what it's really about, what it really means, what the real significance is.
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If you look under the hood, peel the layers back, you're going to get, guys, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing, thinking about things this way. This is not politics. The thing you're doing is the opposite of it. You're retreating into this world that doesn't mean anything outside of X and a couple of dumb think pieces and a couple of YouTube documentaries. It's not meaningful lasting change.
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It's not change at all. It's nothing. It's less than nothing. So what you have to do is you have to get over that shit and you have to stop. Otherwise you're never going to be effective and you're never going to get any type of legitimacy back if you keep doing this. Now, a friend of the program, Kanye West. Speaking of the Super Bowl.
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And we only say a friend of the program because he reached out to us a lot. But not a lot. I think once. But he has been going off the chain. And even he's, this is how crazy, even he's getting boring. Even this is boring. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a Nazi. We got it. We got it. It becomes boring... Nach einiger Zeit.
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Er sagte sehr interessante Dinge an einem Punkt, Jahre und Jahre zuvor, über Liebe. Und dann wurde es alles sehr hitlerisch. Aber er hat, er hat bezahlt und ich denke, es war 8 Millionen Dollar, etwas wild für einen Superbowl-Kommerz. Es ist eigentlich weniger.
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The hills of California are packed dirt that with enough rain they all, you know, there's mudslides, there are rockslides and people, you know, Mulholland Drive, which is the road that you took to get, one of the roads you took to get to my house. A boulder slid down and destroyed Mulholland Drive and they closed it. And it took months and months and months to get
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Interesting. So only in the L.A. area, Kanye West, because I was at a Super Bowl party in Santa Monica, it was fine. It was nice. And I was there, lovely home, lovely home. And I was there, and just L.A. people, you know, it's just what it is. But there's a lack of intensity, people in Los Angeles. So if you're watching a game on the East Coast, there's a lot of intensity and passion. In L.A.
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everyone's kind of like, well, L.A. people. So it's just not fun to watch anything of any substance with any of these people because they just, they like, but they're very sweet and very nice. They ordered me coffee, I wanted coffee and they had a beautiful moment. And I like it actually at this point in my life.
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I like it with no intensity and kind of just kind of boring people that will get me what I want and let me sit in their backyard that I can't afford. That's what I like. So it actually works perfectly for me. But, um... A few people were like, what the fuck? Like, there was a visceral reaction to something. And I go, what happened? And they were like, oh, Kanye West had a Super Bowl commercial.
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The ad ran on three Fox-owned stations, including KTTV Los Angeles, and may have been seen in a few more local markets. It's not the first time West had purchased a local spot during the Super Bowl. Was ist los, Leute? Ich habe...
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So now when you went to Yeezy.com, there was just a shirt. Can you show the shirt or are we going to get in trouble? Can we show it? There was a shirt, and the shirt was a white shirt, and it had a swastika on it, which is... Yeah. Oh, there's also some fun kind of... Oh, are those swastika socks as well?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then on the right it's that, yeah. Well, you know... Number one, the shirt itself, I hate white shirts because they stain and they're not good. And, you know, the minute anything happens, a drip of coffee, the entire shirt's ruined. So that being said, that shirt, I think, the only option I see is white. I don't love that.
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Obviously, the swastika is offensive to people and will get you in a lot of trouble. But as a shirt it's rather unimaginative and again I just don't like white. And it's a t-shirt and there are a lot of places that don't want you to go in in a t-shirt. You know some nicer restaurants and what not. Also the swastika imagery on the front of the shirt I think is
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You know, it's probably going to limit the types of people that you will meet out there. You know, I think a lot of people are just going to see that shirt and make a judgment about you. That's the thing about clothing. Some of it just sends a message and I think that sends a message. Let's see. Let's see. Do you want a grey? Do you want to do a grey? Do you want to do a camo?
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Do you want to do a black with a white swastika? Nope. White shirt, black swastika. Okay. Someone had to take that order. That's the way the world works. Someone had to go, okay. And nothing else. You're sure? You're sure about this? No other versions? Okay. No, no. Hey, you're the boss. Okay. He's someone's boss. That's the thing about Kanye West.
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the road back to where you can travel on it. And I didn't love that. I didn't like the idea of that. Again, I think it's, you know, this is, you know, when you experience climate, you have to decide what is and isn't your home. This is real. This is true. When you experience significant events
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As crazy as he is right now, as wild as he is, he's flying all over the place. He is someone's boss. Like someone, he has a call and you have to get on that call. Like there's a Zoom with him and you gotta get on, you gotta put your headphones, and you're on the Zoom and he's talking and he's like, and we're doing swastika shirts for the Super Bowl commercial. And you gotta write it down.
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You gotta go... Okay, okay. Okay, okay. So really when it comes down to it, you just... You know, he's doing the I love Hitler stuff and telling people to whip your Jews. I mean, he's really just doing... He's out there wiling out. It's crazy. I don't know what... You know, I mean, listen. I said years ago, this was going to be the beginning of this trend, where...
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Mega-Celebrities were going to have public meltdowns on social media. And the reason a lot of this is happening is because what used to prevent this was layers of people between a celebrity and their fans. Those people were managers, publicists, agents, lawyers, handlers, assistants. The Ray Donovan fixer character, right? Like all of these people were got between a celebrity and the public.
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Now, now, with the internet, there is nothing that stands between a celebrity and their fans, which can be a very big problem. That can be a very big... So no matter who wants to fly off the handle... They can do it now with such ease. And if you're an agent or a manager or a publicist, you just sit back in a constant state of anxiety. You just sit back. And all those jobs are evaporating anyway.
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Sorry to people that may be listening. But a lot of those jobs, not all of them, but a lot of them are. And what then happens is these people sit back and they watch Their clients have these meltdowns and they can't do anything about it. It's already out there. It's already out there. So anytime one of these, like Bieber seems to be in a bad way right now.
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I think Justin Bieber is an incredibly talented kid who's probably been through a lot and I feel bad. But he's walking around now and he doesn't look great. Right? He seems to be having a problem. Now, he's not selling swastika shirts. I'm not saying he is. He's just walking around and he doesn't look... He seems like he's having an issue. You know?
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And it's difficult because the paparazzi just hound the poor guy. And he's out there and he's having mental issues. You know? And by the way, go up to these big clothes everyone's wearing now. Go up to this. Go up, just make that bigger.
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This doesn't... Whatever this is, and I know this is the new fashion, where everybody's wearing all these big things, Matrix-like, but these very big coats and these big boots and these big... This is making people worry about you more. I'm not saying it should be form-fitting and skinny jeans or whatever, but this kind of strange, everybody's cloaked, doesn't seem great.
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But Bieber seems like he's having issues. It doesn't mean that he is. I don't know. I don't know him. I don't know people really that know him, but he or, you know, because this, I'm telling you right now, this P. Diddy, I think, wasn't good for these people. That's what I think.
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This P. Diddy, it turns out, was like not great for them, for a lot of these younger people that P. Diddy took like an interest in and tried to mentor and stuff. P. Diddy, I think, was, you know, a net negative. That's the surmise that I have. So this poor guy is walking around trying to deal with all of this stuff and he's I'm hoping the kid's okay. He's been through a lot.
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that are out of your control, fires, floods, hurricanes, you have to decide how much you love a specific part of this country. How much you're willing to sacrifice for it. Are you okay with having a home on the west coast of Florida if it happens to be destroyed? Can you bounce back? No, you should think about this. Truly.
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He got famous very young and it's very, very difficult. Boston Worcester City Council voted to become a transgender sanctuary city. I don't know what this means, but we'll watch this. Is there one transgender person that can publicly appear without a blue wig? Like, there needs to be, and I'm sure there are, I'm sure there are, everything can't be Halloween with this community all the time.
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It is not helping any case you're making. I'm being very honest here. There are gay people that are not always wearing assless chaps and stuff like that. Now, obviously, there are people wearing assless chaps, but usually that's like Saturday night. Like, if you show up to the town council or city hall or whatever, is there a way that you cannot dress, you know, like a cartoon? This doesn't help.
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I want to take you seriously. But showing up with a cartoonish blue wig... Und diese wilden Augenbrauen und die Perlen, es ist nicht unbedingt, es lehnt sich nicht auf Ernst. Aber lass uns sehen, vielleicht bin ich falsch.
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Same. And I told that to the woman at Nobu and that's why I needed 8 o'clock and she said we don't have anything till 10. Okay.
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This is every guy who's made me a sandwich in Staten Island. This is every single guy who's made my favorite sandwich, which is fried eggplant, fresh mozzarella. Do not heat the mozzarella. Heat the eggplant. It does need to be specified. Heat the fried eggplant, fresh mozzarella, roasted red peppers, and then a balsamic vinaigrette or an oil and vinegar is even better.
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You don't need the vinaigrette. Say, emulsify them too much, whatever. But this, and maybe a little basil. This guy is every guy that has made me that sandwich and done it perfectly. If it is not this guy, I leave the deli. Because I go, oh, it won't be good. And it never is. This guy is every person who's made me a sandwich. So I'm just curious now. And again, not to, you know, whatever.
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But I'm curious as to like, what exactly is this? Let's see what... Und übrigens, diese Person... There needs to be someone in this community who shows up and speaks rationally. And I'm sure that there are. This looks like Cirque du Soleil. This cannot look like Cirque du Soleil. You have to have somebody who goes, I'm not for kicking trans people out of the military. I'm not for a lot of that.
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I think trans people should be able to do whatever they want. With the exception of like, You know, like teaching four-year-olds about being trans. I don't agree with that. Most of America doesn't, by the way. The Democratic Party has seemed to let this very infinitesimally, statistically insignificant, very small base of activists define the whole issue. It's psychotic.
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But can't one person show up to the city council without, you know... And I don't know what... Am I supposed to believe that this group is dying to join the military? Let's see what this guy has to say. I'm curious.
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Ich will nur Aufmerksamkeit. Und ich meine, ich bin hier sehr ernsthaft. Wie viele dieser Leute sind am Tag aufgewacht und gesagt haben, ich will nur etwas tun? Wie viele dieser Leute, und ich sage nicht, dass es keine legitimen Gefühle gibt, die trans Menschen haben. Ich verstehe es. Aber die Sache ist, dass ich, du weißt, viele Leute in Komödie, always saw me as like this right wing lunatic.
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Now I'm like really firmly kind of in the center because the culture's shifted and like I lean right on certain issues, but there are certain issues I'm, you know, more amenable to the left on. And what I've always warned my friends about on the left was that this extremism
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that they were kind of just silently nodding, going along with, was going to come back to bite them because it would swing the other way. This is the definition of the pendulum swing. And all of my friends, when we'd sit down to dinner in L.A., I would go, this is ridiculous and that's ridiculous. And they would all agree with me. For the most part, I'd go, all this DEI stuff is stupid.
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And the quotas are stupid. And this idea that, you know, 50% of the nominated pictures need to have a women director. All of that stuff, no one ever agreed with. And they just silently kind of placated the most extreme psychopaths out there. And all of the people that were pushing this stuff were doing so to legitimize usually their own
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A lot of the people that were pushing this stuff were going and blackmailing essentially executives and going, I will leak, I know stories where people were like, I will leak that this is a racist and homophobic work environment unless you give me a show and those people got shows. I genuinely know that. I know for a fact that
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There were people calling up the LA Times and going, why don't you call and ask for comment on the story that no one was even writing about this being a hostile work environment and then that person getting a show the next day, getting a sum of money the next day. It was a fraud. It was extortion. And by the way, make your bag, whatever. But I know for a fact that what was happening
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In this town and many other towns was that people were going, if you don't give me this job with this budget and this, I'm going to say you're a racist, homophobe, transphobe, whatever collection of buzzwords I can use to get you fired, give me mine. And then all these museums and all these institutions and universities and corporations had these DEI officers.
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All of a sudden there were these six-figure jobs for some of the most mediocre people in the world that were now existing in these companies and threatening and trying to terrify the board and the corporate structure and CEOs. And the CEOs of these companies just said, just give them what they want. Give them what they want.
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Are you going to make a different choice? What is your home? Are you willing to die for your home, in your home? Literally, are you willing to die in your home? Are you willing to save people in your home? Are you going to run around saving other people in the home? I don't mean your home, I mean your neighborhood, your town. How deep are you in? Are you rooted? Do you care?
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Let them do what they want, because they want to continue to operate a company without being slandered in the press. So all of that, which I knew this was happening, and I heard from people, that if you spoke out, if you said anything, you were on the chopping block. You were going to get eliminated.
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All of my friends, when I would have dinner with them, and we would sit down and we would talk, or we would take a walk somewhere, because a lot of people talk to me. A lot of people don't admit to listening to this show. But this show is listened to by some of the top people in all of these industries. And sometimes I would speak to these people and they would be off the record.
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And I would talk to these people and they would say, what is going on right now is fucking insane. And they would describe a meeting. Where like all of these, I know an executive. I'm not going to say where. Comedy Central. Comedy Central. I'll just say it was, because that's where it was. Okay? And he offered an opinion on a lesbian. A white lesbian. He said, I just don't think she's funny.
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By the way, there's a lot of people who don't think I'm funny. They're allowed to not think that, okay? They're allowed to not think that. There's enough people that think I'm funny that I live a lovely life. Great. You don't? You don't like it. You don't like the show? Don't listen to the show. It doesn't really matter. You know, it is what it is. You're allowed to not like things, okay?
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I'm going to tell you a story now that I've never told. I may have told it. Maybe I've told it. I don't even know. I might have told it. He said, he goes, this was a Comedy Central. And this was an executive at Comedy Central. And then a female comedian, who was a lesbian. Her name came up in the room and he didn't say anything damning. All he said was, I never found her that funny.
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Now there's lots of lesbian female comedians, by the way. Some people like some of them and some people don't like others. Just like there's a lot of gay male comedians. If you suggested a gay male comedian and my name came up, and I know this for a fact, a lot of people in those rooms in L.A. have had strokes, like actual strokes. And they had to be taken out. So, it's fine.
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You're allowed to have opinions, right? This guy was court-martialed. After he said, she never did it for me, she never found me that funny. He didn't say, don't give her a deal. He didn't say, I think she's the worst thing ever. He said, not for me. Never thought it was that great. He was taken outside by several people, several executives.
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He brought into a room and told, you cannot as a straight white man offer that kind of opinion. He said, you hired me to give an opinion. I'm an executive at this, let's be honest, fake company, Comedy Central. He goes, you hired me Es ist literally my job to give an opinion when the name of a comedian comes up.
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And everybody went, you're a straight white guy, you have to understand, you're in this position of power. He goes, right, but you hired me to be in that position of power. That's the thing. I'm the suit. I sit in the boardroom. I give the opinion. Is it right? Is it wrong? Who knows? But that's my literal job. And they said to him, well, you can't do it. You can't do that.
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And then he ended up leaving the company a few months later because he said, I cannot work in an environment where I cannot give an opinion freely on a comedian of color or a gay comedian or a trans comedian. I'm only allowed to critique straight white men. That seems crazy. And me.
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I think all of those companies were like, you're to say only negative things about straight white men and Tim Dillon. If you have a negative thing to say about a gay person, it's to be said about Tim Dillon, and that's it. So this was going on all over the place. And this is what DEI was. They don't understand what it is. It doesn't mean every minority that has a job is DEI. It doesn't mean that...
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Everybody that's not white is incompetent. That's far from the truth. That's not true. And yes, is the right going overboard? Criticize everything DEI? Sure. But what it was, and I just used that small example of a story that I personally was told, and I know that person, it's a real story. I use that example because that's what DEI was. What DEI was, was reordering
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all of these institutions and saying, you're not allowed to talk about this. You're not allowed to say that. You can only have an opinion on this. We have to have a quota, which includes this. So if you don't like something, you better start to like it, because we're coming after your job if you do not fall in line. DEI could have also been called fall in line. That's what it was. So,
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Are you willing to help the neighbors? Do you love the neighbors? Do you love it? Are you fighting for it? These are all real questions. They are. You have to decide where your patch of dirt happens to be. Is it worth it? We've had a wild year of fires and hurricanes and floods. I'm not saying you can predict this. I'm also not saying you always have a choice. Your kids are in the school.
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You had that, that created resentment, it created anger. It was basically a reordering of these institutions' priorities and they were not concerned at all with quality and they were not concerned with competence chiefly. Those were not their chief concerns. Their chief concerns were How many people of X group are being represented in this thing? Okay? And I know that from my vantage point.
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I'm in the entertainment business. And even in the parts of the business I'm really not in, people talk to me. And they tell me. So what you did with that was create a very unsustainable, and people have talked about this before, Es wird ein Krieg werden. And it's not sustainable.
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So whatever ethos you're using here to govern these institutions, Hollywood used to be a place, okay, that was run pretty much by sociopaths who took big risks where if a movie succeeded, their entire life was made and if it failed, in many cases, their entire life was obliterated. Okay? It was run by gamblers and risk takers. Kind of the cowboy western mentality.
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It then was turned over to these like collegiate... you know, pseudo-intellectual types that came out of universities in America that were indoctrinated into this belief system of using art as a tool for cultural change. Now, that's always been going on to some degree, but over the last four years it was really intense and somewhat silly. And there is a pendulum swing now. There is a pushback.
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A lot of writers are out of work. A lot of people are suffering. A lot of people that were led into a writer's strike by psychopaths, in my opinion, who were demanding that some of the people in this town who had just had a job by sheer luck get paid more for it. You know, my friend who works at a company goes, he goes, I make my hundred and something grand. He goes, 120 grand.
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He goes, I don't speak up. They don't really know I'm there. I don't do too much work. I don't get on anyone's nerves. I'm not trying to get ahead. And I don't do too little work where I'm on the chopping block. He goes, I just float around. Most people probably don't even know I'm here. This is not an entertainment company. It's another company.
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There were a lot of people in this town that were kind of just getting by and making good money doing kind of bullshit. And then they tried to demand more and they got a little greedy. And I'm not saying some of them weren't abused. But a lot of them were getting greedy. And now they have nothing. And that's unfortunate. Because people got a little greedy.
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And while they all sat there for a year, the Internet continued to do what the Internet does. It multiplies and multiplies and multiplies. Let's finish up here with Didi.
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This is, by the way, whatever this is, where a guy who's not even attempting to look like a woman is enraged, that people are thinking he's a woman. Like, I don't know. I don't know what's happening anymore. But here's what I will say. I'm watching closely on the Musk stuff. I am. I'm not someone who's just going to support tech people no matter what. I don't. I don't.
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I don't know him well enough. I don't think he's Satan incarnate. I don't know. I'm very skeptical of the designs of some of these tech people. I am. And I don't know if that... They're concerned about America. I've said that a million times. But I'm also, you know, withholding judgment here on the rollout of some of this stuff. Because I'm also not going to be... I'm not in the camp of people...
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Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017 This is what Trump said he was going to do when he got elected. He said he was going to purge... Now, do people obviously want this more than they want cheap eggs? Probably not. And that might be reflected in the midterms.
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But this was what not only Trump, but every Republican wants to purge government of employees and shrink the government and eliminate federal spending in federal ways. This is actually what Republicans talked about years ago. bevor die Partei mehr als eine große Regierungspartei wurde und sich auf kulturelle Themen konzentriert hat oder sich auf Krieg konzentriert hat.
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Your job is there. I get it. I'm not an idiot. I know that sometimes you just have to deal with it. But there are people that are maybe younger or they have... Die Möglichkeit, über diese Dinge zu denken, bevor sie ein Haus kaufen, bevor sie Rüste in einem Bereich pflanzen. Was bist du bereit, damit zu handeln? Es ist ein Verlust. Sicher. Es ist ein Verlust. Weißt du? I don't know Elon Musk.
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Bevor es um Terrorismus und Krieg ging, war die Republikanische Partei immer über diese Dinge. Es ging immer darum, dass diese Organisation nicht... Und ich glaube nicht, dass Musk Social Security nehmen wird und sich davon entfernen wird. Wiederum, die Demokraten werden alle Sitzungen gewinnen, richtig? I think Trump has to be careful. I think he knows that. I think you see it in his face.
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I think he knows that. It's going to be interesting to watch this play out. You know, for sure. And I know there's probably good people out there that have lost money. And I know, is the cigarette smoking girl from Abu Ghraib still getting her pension? Get Lindy England up. If I find out, because this is where I draw the line. Okay? Hit image.
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I'm telling you right now, I hope to God she's getting her pension. Cigarette smoking leash girl from Abu Ghraib. Because if these budget cuts are affecting her, I'm going to lose my mind. Cigarette smoking leash girl from Abu Ghraib. I'm telling you. I hope she's still doing good. I hope CIA-Contractor Cigarette-Smoking-Leash-Girl, there she is, is still receiving her pension.
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That's my main concern. And it should be for all Americans. For all Americans, the main concern is, is she receiving her pension? Is she still on the government dole? Are people who kidnap people in the middle of the night still getting their money? I need to know that as an American citizen. TimNillandComedy.com for all your comedic needs. We'll see you on Patreon. We'll see you next week.
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We're in Canada. This will be out, but there might be some tickets left for Vancouver. We'll be in Edmonton Thursday. Is Vancouver Friday or Saturday? We're in Edmonton. The show's already passed. Can't do anything about that. And then there's some tickets probably on the late show in Vancouver. When is that? Saturday? Friday. Well, you missed that too. Calgary.
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There's some late show tickets in Calgary. And then Winnipeg. There's only a few left. But, you know, that's our little Canadian swing. And then I will be... Back here watching all of this stuff unfold with you as well. Keeping an eye on these things. I don't know which way this is going to go. It seems... You know, it's interesting that Trump said about Vance, because he's not my successor.
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It remains to be seen whether Vance is my successor or not. You know, so... What Trump is basically saying is I demand loyalty for the next four years. I will not... It really... It's interesting to watch to see what... What Trump is basically saying there to Vance. He's basically saying, listen... We're not done yet.
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I don't know... You know... It's kind of a... I don't know if it's a... I wouldn't call it quite a shot that he's firing at Vance, but it's interesting... zu sagen, wir haben gerade angefangen, wir haben hier etwas gemacht, ich weiß nicht, ob dieser Typ mein Erfolg ist oder nicht. Also, das wird alles sehr interessant zu sehen sein.
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I met Elon Musk one time at a New Year's party a few years ago in Austin. He was very gracious. He was very nice to me. A few of my friends were at that party. We spoke very... You know, it was a minimal amount of interaction that we had. He's an awkward guy. He's clearly on the spectrum. He clearly wants to be cool. He clearly wants to be liked.
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He has some brilliant thoughts in his head and he's got other thoughts. He has some thoughts that have a lot of value and I'm sure there are thoughts that do not. He is quickly becoming the most famous person in the world. I don't love this photo of Trump sitting there and Elon Musk standing over him in kind of an ominous way, kind of wearing all black. I don't love that.
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And I'm not even suggesting that Trump is somehow in debt to Elon Musk. or being cucked by him in any way. I'm just saying the photo itself, I don't love. Obviously, Elon spent a lot of money to get Trump elected and Elon put a lot of effort and energy into that election. And Elon's now working, I believe, as a special advisor, whatever the term is, with this Department of Government Efficiency.
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And he's going around and he is trying to purge the government of a lot of the, some of the government employees. He's trying to identify and isolate cases of corruption, waste, abuse. And, you know, he's not wrong to be doing this. This is something that Trump wants him to do. The aesthetics of it aren't ideal. Trump sieht nicht aus, als wäre er in Kontrolle.
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you know, sky storm. It's never like it's going to rain for two days. When I grew up, it was like it's raining. And now it's like an atmospheric, you know, river or something they call it. Like a, what is the term for this? It's like a river of raging, even the way they write about it, they're like raging torrents of rain and atmospheric river, they call it. What happened to rain?
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Jetzt sage ich nicht, dass er nicht ist. Das ist nur die Appearance davon. Und Appearances sind in vielen Fällen Realität. Es gibt genug Realität für Menschen, um Opinionen zu formen. Also denke ich, dass eine Pressekonferenz in der Oval Office, wo Elon Musk auf Donald Trump steht, in schwarzem Kleid, spricht mehr als Donald Trump. ist nicht großartig.
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I'm not even saying that the USAID program has an intrinsic value. I think some of it does. I mean, some of it for farmers. And I'm sure there are people all over the world that get some help from this program. But it is also an intelligence front. It is a CIA slush fund. They do use it to foment... Instability all over the world where they can. They provably use it domestically to fund protests.
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They provably use it for all kinds of activities that are not necessarily in the best interest of the American public. But they're in the best interest of the CIA and the people that the CIA works for. That doesn't mean that everything that that agency does is bad. And that doesn't mean that there aren't people that depend on that agency who will suffer because it's completely closed down.
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It is tough to hear people that have watched Benjamin Netanyahu vaporize tens of thousands of Palestinian children who now come out and worry about children in other countries not getting help from the USAID program. That is what they call irony. I will say this. He's going to go into the Pentagon next. I mean, perhaps.
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They're saying that some of the next targets might be the Department of Defense and Education. The Pentagon we know has lost lots of money. USA, that program, has lost a lot of money. There are billions of dollars that are unaccounted for.
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The Pentagon, you know, I mean, I remember back to the days of the Iraq War, when the Pentagon had lost billions of dollars, trillions of dollars unaccounted for. This isn't something new. And this doesn't seem to be something that anybody wants to happen. Which might be... It might not be that bad that it's happening. I think Musk is doing it in a very sloppy way.
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I think he's got this band of 20-year-olds running around. I think the aesthetics of it make it seem like Trump isn't in control. And I think that... makes Trump appear weak, which is not what he would want.
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And I think that there are going to be cuts that are sloppy in the same way that when the Biden administration got everybody to administer these DEI programs, diversity, equity and inclusion, they were done in a very sloppy way.
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This idea that we had to make sure that every company, every university, every athletics franchise had diversity, equity and inclusion officers in it to make sure that they were hitting certain quotas. and that the messaging of these institutions didn't exclude any group of people, no matter how statistically insignificant that group was. It was done in a very sloppy way.
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This is not unlike that in the sense that this is not a methodical approach. But I don't know that you have the time to do a methodical approach. That would be their argument. Their argument would be, well, we don't have time to be methodical. We have billions of dollars unaccounted for. We have tons of fraud and corruption.
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And the fact that Elon Musk happens to be the wealthiest man in the world certainly does not help the aesthetics of what's going on. Because here's the way this is being presented. These are government bureaucrats who are doing good things. They're good people. They're lovely. They are just here to help. They're just here to help.
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Like it's gonna rain a lot. Now it's an atmospheric river. Raging torrents of rock slides and mud slides. It can be damaging and even deadly. Yeah, well that's not ideal. But it doesn't help to call it an atmospheric river. It's like a river is falling out of the sky onto whatever. That's why I sold my house, you know, obviously. Many people don't listen to the show.
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That's all USAID is, that's all we're doing in other countries is helping. That's why they love us so much. I love, by the way, I'm reading these articles and they go, USAID is one of the reasons people like us in the world. No one likes, nobody likes us. Nobody.
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Go to any of these countries where they have USAID, half the people believe it's a CIA front, the other half know it is, and they all hate us. None of them like it. The idea that people adore us, yes. Is there, have we provided aid to people that have been grateful? Sure.
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But in mass, in totality, the idea that we're winning all these friends and everybody, go travel the world, tell me how much we're loved. Go travel the world, tell me how much after we've overthrown governments, okay? Invaded countries, occupied them, tortured their residents, kidnapped them in the middle of the night, put them in secret underground torture prisons.
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How much US aid has made up for that in the minds of people? I'm asking, go travel the world and ask a lot of these people, do they really love us or are they full of shit? They don't love us, number one. I'm not saying USAID doesn't have good things. The Republicans are trying to restart the farm aid package for a lot of the farmers that need aid. Because eggs are a trillion dollars.
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Because they had the Holocaust, a bunch of chickens. Because of the bird flu, they had the Benjamin Netanyahu, like 30,000 chickens. And now we all have to pay, it's $5 for eggs. I notice it now. I'm even noticing it. The rich. Not the Elon Musk rich, the working rich. But eggs are a lot of money now. So they're trying to restart, you know, because they had to get rid of all those chickens.
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That's ForThePeople.com slash Tim or dial pound law, pound 529. This is a paid advertisement. You know, we don't know. But what we do know is we don't want to go to war with Iran. Now, there's a lot of people in the Trump administration who they always sneak in these neoconservatives, by the way, or neoliberals. It doesn't matter. What we mean by that is people that love going to war all the time.
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There's never a war they don't like. They like Ukraine. They like Israel, Gaza. They like Syria. They liked Iraq. They liked Afghanistan. They liked Libya. And they like Yemen. There's nothing they don't like. There's not one war a lot of these people don't like. I just want one. I just want one of them to go, well, that one I don't think is good. Every war on the table with these people is great.
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Everybody we're supporting is of unimpeachable integrity and the greatest people ever. Everybody that we're opposing is an irrational monster who cannot be negotiated with. We are just trying to help a people live in a more democratic way. against a Hitlerian figure who's impervious to reason. This is every conflict that I have ever witnessed my entire life since I became conscious.
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All of these people, Iran, they've been talking about Iran since 2001. Iran. And in Long Island, you know, during the Iraq war, when everyone, including me, thought that was a great idea. Of course, my defense is that I was 17 and on cocaine. Um... You know, you would bump into people in Dunkin' Donuts, and they would go, yeah, the real problem's Iran.
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Because these people, these gremlins, these creatures that walk the earth... have been filled with the idea that Iran is going to take their Levitt house in Levittown, Long Island. And that in order to stop that, we need a major war. This is what we've sold all these people, by the way.
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We've sold them this idea that all of the threats that you're going to encounter in your life are from outside of the country, and it's caves. There are these people in caves plotting to destroy, but they're also really super sophisticated and brilliant. And in caves, but really smart. And they're religious fundamentalists, but also futuristic tech geniuses.
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And they're able to do all kinds of things, like attack our country. And on the day when NORAD had scrambled all the planes, they picked the exact right... It's wild what these people are able to do from a cave. It's really amazing. It is unreal what they're able to pull off from a cave. I mean, because they're all in caves... And they're all plotting to take the things from you.
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They're going to come in here somehow. Now, you would think, wouldn't it be easy to stop them from coming in here if we just didn't let a lot of people come in, if we tightened up security as to who could come in and who could go, whoa, that's silly. We can't do that. It's a global world. So then you go, okay. So then what do we have to do to make sure that no one attacks us?
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Well, we have to go around the world overturning their governments and convincing them all to love us. Oh, that seems so hard. It seems so much easier to just like make it harder to get into our country. Well, you'd think that, but actually the best course of action is to just go get these people to really love us and appreciate us. And how do we do that? Attack them. We attack them. What?
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But I'll tell you this, it is convenient as hell every now and then to hop in a helicopter from Manhattan and go to the Hamptons. But you don't want to end up dead. So it's becoming a problem. I'm just saying it's flight can't be for all people anymore. Everyone can't be in the air. People that are in the air need, it's gotta be people that deserve to be in the air.
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We bomb their homes and families. And then the ones that are left alive realize how benevolent and good we are because we let corporations go in there and do things. Oh, okay. Has this ever worked? No. No. Right. Okay. But we got to keep doing it. Yes. Why? For our safety. Yeah. Seems odd. So that's the course of action that these people believe.
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They believe it because the financial incentives to believe it are too strong. There's absolutely a direct correlation between our defense budget, which Trump is now proposing a trillion dollars or something absurd. Because they're all getting ready for China. They're getting ready for the main event. Remember wrestling? And the main event!
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They're getting ready for China, but we got to run around the Middle East as well. And we have to make sure that Iran doesn't come and get us. So all of these people are, yeah, it's a record-breaking $1 trillion defense budget. He campaigned as being the ultimate peace president, no wars guy, and he's doing a trillion-dollar defense budget.
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So here's what people will have to start parsing out in their own mind at a certain point here. What version of Donald Trump is the version that you want? And what's the version that you're getting? And how much daylight is there between those two versions? I think it would be a very big mistake to go to war with Iran. A lot of people do.
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And any smart person will tell you that. So the idea that we cannot fight wars in three theaters, we can't be funding these people and funding Israel in Iran. We can't do it. So President Trump has given Iran a two-month deadline to accept a deal that would lead to Iran shrinking its nuclear footprint or eliminating its program altogether. I want them not to have a nuclear weapon.
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I want Iran to be a wonderful, great, happy country, but they can't have a nuclear weapon, Trump said on Air Force One. Because Iran having a nuclear weapon poses a direct threat to Israel, not so much America, but Israel's an ally of America.
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And, of course, Trump said military strikes are possible against Iran if a new nuclear deal isn't reached, though he said Israel, which has been advocating for an attack on Iran, would take the lead. Well, here we are. Here we are. Here we are again. And... Who's this for? Whose security is this for? If it requires military, we're going to have military, Trump said on Wednesday.
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Israel will obviously be very much involved in that. They'll be the leader of that. Israel wants to go to war with Iran because it is in their interest to do so. Iran backs proxies like Hezbollah and other people that... have attacked Israel. And Israel has gone to war with Hezbollah, and it has gone to war.
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Hezbollah is backed by Lebanon, but Iran is funneling money to all of these different groups. The Houthis, all of the different terrorist groups, Iran is definitely supporting. And Qatar is supporting to some degree. And it makes sense why Israel would want to go to war with Iran. However, right now, it makes very little sense
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that a president who campaigned on being peaceful and getting us out of wars and restoring the middle class would entertain preemptive strikes on Iran with Israel. Iran has allies like China and Russia, and I don't know if China and Russia would directly get involved in this. They probably wouldn't, but I don't think they would. But they might.
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It's always a risk when you destabilize an entire region of the world that allies like China and Iran are going to come in and now we're in World War III. Now we're literally in World War III. The economy's tanked and now we're walking into World War III with Iran at the behest again of Israel. which I don't think is a smart decision for our government to make.
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And there's a lot of people in Trump's ear that are telling him it is a smart thing to do, that this is a good thing, that it's a necessary thing. I don't think it is. And I think a lot of people agree with what I'm saying, and that's that we simply cannot continue to... Look at regime change in the world as the only option.
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We have to start dealing with people that are dangerous and threatening without directly going to war with them. America's moment running the world is over. China is a power equal to or greater economically than we are at this point, probably equal to. Some people say their economy is bigger. It depends on what metrics you look at. India is coming up.
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Russia has more nuclear weapons than any other country. A lot of countries are going, you can't push them around. A lot of countries are nuclear. A lot of countries, they're not Iraq. They're not Afghanistan. They cannot simply be bent to our will. And I think JD Vance gets that.
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I think a lot of people in the administration that I have spoken to, I haven't spoken to JD, but I know a lot of people get it. And there's a lot of people that don't get it. There's a lot of people that don't understand it. Because there's this idea that... Retreat or capitulation to a guy like Vladimir Putin or the Ayatollahs in Iran is a sign of American weakness.
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Not everyone is not gonna, it's not for everyone. Helicopter tours need to go away. What do you need to see? New York is the most famous man-made vista in the world. It is the most famous skyline on Earth. Go to a rooftop bar and get a view. Go to an observation deck. Don't get in a helicopter with your family. You're taking a chance. Especially the fucking helicopter tours.
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And that is the foreign policy establishment's view in Washington. The permanent foreign policy establishment, they just want... war all the time. They don't really care what happens. I mean, Netanyahu just goes, even if the nuclear strikes drag on, Israel may just strike anyway. I mean, he goes, we might just, we might do it anyway. You can talk if you want, but we might just get it popping.
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We might go into it anyway. Do you want to fight? I mean, think about it. Are you trying to fight Iran out there, anyone? Is anyone trying to fight Iran right now? Is anyone trying to fight Vladimir Putin over where the northern border of the Ukraine should be? Is anyone doing that? Does anyone?
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I respect the people that were like dual citizens of Israel and America, the ones that went over there to fight. I respect that. God bless. Go do your thing. And I respect that. But there's a lot of people that won't be fighting these wars to just love them. They're like really excited. We're going to, we're going to strike anyway, says Benjamin. Yeah.
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Does, does this guy, do we have any control over these people? Do we have any influence over there? We give them billions of dollars. Do we have absolutely any influence at all with that country at this moment? This is like, you're trying, this is like your kid saying, Walks into your house with a new tattoo, smoking a cigarette, and you're like, young lady. What? What the fuck's going on?
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You're smoking in the house. You have a tattoo. And they're saying you're not going to school. Hey, ma, fuck you. And I need 500. What? What? And then as you're saying it, you're writing the check. You're like, I cannot believe you're acting. You want me to make it out to cash? Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this? Here's your money.
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And then they put the cigarette out and they ash it on the floor. They put it out with their boot. And then they walk out and they go, yeah, fuck you. And tell everyone at school, fuck off. I'm going to Coachella to get fucking railed out in a teepee or something. I don't know. But the point is... We really have to start looking at this. Benjamin Netanyahu, this guy was on trial for corruption.
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Now, when my helicopter goes down, by the way, let's all not, let's wonder why. But he was on trial for corruption. Then October 7th happened, the tragedy of October 7th, the horror, the attack. Don't call it a tragedy. It was, yes, yes, yes, the attack. I get it. I didn't do it. So this happens. It's horrible. They respond. Okay. They go wild. They go a bit overboard, I think.
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Well, those are actually the Hamas statistics. Sure, yeah, yeah, okay, okay. But it's not good, right? It's not great. So we have this situation. Now, on top of all, and we've been very supportive, now Iran. I don't know. So we're going to sleepwalk through that? If Trump does that, I think it's the end of his term, even more so than this economic volatility. Yeah. ...in Afghanistan and Iraq...
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You know, history, the longer you pay attention, this is why eventually I will retire from this job. It's not because I don't enjoy it. I actually love doing it. I love doing this. I love stand-up, and I love coming on here. But here's the reality. Eventually, everything just starts to repeat itself. It's crazy. We're talking again about going to war in the Middle East. You understand that?
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We did this in 2003. It's now 2025. You understand what we're doing again? It really is just, it's Groundhog Day. It's that movie. It's just the same day every day. I hope Trump figures out that this would be a terrible, terrible idea.
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You don't know who the fuck is in there. or what they're doing, I'm telling you, enough with these summer vacations. I'm predicting this summer, because of the market instability, that people are going to actually find ways to have vacations at their house. It's called a staycation, where you don't leave your home. And your kids go, are we going anywhere? And you go, shut up.
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Some young people are spending their savings on an extended break earlier in their careers rather than waiting until retirement. Nobody believes in a future. Nobody. And they're not, and they're right. They're not wrong. Nobody believes this planet is going anywhere good. No one I know fantasizes about a retirement playing golf in South Carolina with their wife. If you've got it, flaunt it.
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Smoke them while you got them is the ethos of people right now. Nobody really is approaching this thinking to themselves, hey, you know what will be great in 20 years? When we're all happy, healthy, and retired and sitting on our porch. Everybody is ready to live now and be killed. That's what everybody's waiting for.
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Marina Khazar wasn't sure what to call the three-month break she took after quitting her job. After working in a series of jobs in finance and technology... Miss Kazar, 30, was feeling stressed and overworked. In December 2023, with a bit of savings built up, she quit without another position lined up to focus on things that had fallen to the wayside while she focused on work.
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I had more time to work out. I was eating better, sleeping better. It was just like a full reset. For the first time in my adult life, I didn't have this looming cloud of work. Eventually, she came across a term for her hiatus that resonated with her, micro-retirement. For most people in the United States, being able to save enough money to not have to work is a faraway ideal.
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That anxiety, especially for people closer to retirement, has only risen as stock markets have grown more volatile in response to President Trump's global tariffs. Discontented employees who do not have the means to leave the workforce have turned to quiet quitting, acting your wage, or simply using their vacation days. So quiet quitting means I'm here but I'm not. I'm barely here.
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You don't see me. I'm doing the minimum. Acting your wage means you're going to pay me shit. That's the level of work you're going to get. And now these mini-retirements or micro-retirements are people saying, I'm being ground into dust by this hellish job, and I don't believe in a future. So I'm going to spend the money while I have it now to rejuvenate myself. It's taking a sabbatical.
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I agree with some of this. I like it. I like it because people are saying, hey, we're not going to make it here. And I'm going to have a little something for myself while I still can. A mini-retirement can take on many forms, taking extra time after being laid off to consider other paths, asking for unpaid leave, or building in a long stretch after voluntarily leaving a job.
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A lot of people cannot afford to take time out of the workforce. But those who do take these breaks tend to be much more financially stable. Of course, these are people who have a little bit of money, maybe not a ton, but enough to take a break. And they look at their lives and they realize this isn't going to end well. Gene Hackman was one of the greatest actors of our time.
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They just found him in his house and the rats ate him. His dogs ate him and his wife. They had a rat-borne disease and they were eaten by their own pets. And that's the best case. That's the best case. You're a legendary actor and you moved to Santa Fe to get away from it all and you're still eaten by the pets you fed. This is what's going on. People know that things are going to get worse.
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They're going to die in a cyclone. On a girl's trip in Nashville, they're just going to be taken up into the sky like the Wizard of Oz, but it doesn't work out like that. It throws you back down and you break your spleen. People know a helicopter's going to crash into the ocean.
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They know they're going to go to Thailand and get some weird disease that nobody knows what it really is, and then it's curtains, so enjoy it. Smoke them while you got them. That's the mini retirement thing. It's an acceptance of the fact that this doesn't get better. And it really doesn't.
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Not to be negative about it, but the American government is in kind of a cold civil war where people are using lawyers and law firms to go at each other. There are different feuding power factions within our government that are blackmailing and entrapping each other and forming alliances with foreign governments to try to topple each other.
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And they go, well, actually, John and his family are going somewhere. Go, yeah, yeah, we got cleaned out. We're fucked. John's family owns property. We're fucked here. We got nothing. Oh, they're going to the lake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good, good. I hope he drowns. I hope John drowns in the lake with his family. His father's a drunk. He's always nice to me. Shut up. I have nothing.
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The country and world has been given over to wealthy oligarchs who are teaming up to destroy what's left of the freedom on Earth. You might as well take a couple of weeks in Key West. What the hell are you saving it for? This doesn't turn around. This only gets so much worse. So much worse. Unbelievably worse. Acid rain, your flesh is falling off your face.
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Your children are going to barricade you in your home. And they're going to be on drugs you've never even heard of your kids. Oh my God, the things your kids are going to be on. They're going to wake up. You're going to open your kid's room.
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In the middle of the night, you open their door and they're sitting in their bed with big eyes looking at the wall going... Everything will become a horror movie. It's going to be insane. I'm telling you, take some time in the Hudson Valley. Go upstate. It's a couple hours from the city. You don't need to save all of your money.
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For when China decides Taiwan's had enough of free time, or when fucking Israel just decides to launch 15 nukes. So, I mean, what are you waiting for? What are the chances your retirement's going to be nice? What are the chances? Things are going to degenerate so rapidly. Your head will spit. It's not going back. It's not going back. It's not going back. The Costco family is the good times.
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They're the good times. Yes, it's stupid and silly and demonic. You can still say, God, that's cringe. You still have the ability to call it cringe. You still have the ability to recognize that it's gross and cringe. You're going to lose that. You're going to lose it. You won't remember what it was. What is cringe? What do you mean? That word will lose all meaning.
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You will not be able to recognize good from bad. You won't know what cringe means. You'll just know that a large group of people has decided to follow a person. That's all you'll know. You'll look at the numbers and go, whoa. And you'll see them and it won't matter what they're doing. Or maybe they'll be shitting in a fountain in Central Park and the video is good.
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And you'll go, whoa, that's pretty fucking cool. He's shitting in the fountain from Friends. It won't matter what they're doing, but you will lose the ability to know that it is cringe. You will lose it. The entire internet now is dominated by people who are parading around their worst qualities and being rewarded for it. It encourages society to adopt that line of thinking.
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Let's go out there with our worst qualities and sell them to the people.
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Let's be the worst we can be, the most annoying, the most desperate, the most like, you know, insane versions of ourselves, the ones that we privately hid, the ones that we would keep under lock and key, the ones that we would only show to our close friends and family and they would go, go away, go away, that's stupid, go away.
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The ideas that never should have seen the light of day have come to define people. And those are going to be your gods. You're not going to be able to tell where and when it went so wrong. Don't save your money for retirement. Don't. I mean, can you imagine what a retirement community is going to look like in 20 years? It's going to be a prison. It's going to be a high-tech prison.
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This family has nothing. That's the conversations. that will be happening this summer. When the kids go, are we going anywhere? The answer is no, we're not. We're not going anywhere. Kids are spoiled pieces of shit. They're making you feel bad about the economy. They're the problem. Oh, consumer confidence is plunging because kids want more shit than they fucking need, by the way.
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That's all it's going to be, a high-tech prison in the desert. And the reason it's going to be a prison is if you have enough money, they're going to have to protect you from what's on the outside, the other side of the fence. Don't go too close to the fence. So, yeah, if you've got a couple of bucks, go to Europe now. That's what I'm saying. Go to Europe now.
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You need to wait till this degenerates fully? I mean, you're not even gonna know who to be mad at in the future. It's AI, you're gonna be shaking your fist at a robot. You're not even going to know who to be angry at. You're not even going to be able to identify the source of your pain. You're not gonna be able to, and it's by design. You'll just be like overcome and not know what to do.
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And it'll just fill you. You'll live in a constant state of dread, a constant state of dread and horror. And you won't exactly know who to assign blame to. And then you'll just go on this fucking phone. or whatever you have, or maybe the phone's in you at that point, and it'll just be retard after retard. It'll just, it will be, and you won't be able to know.
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It'll be an endless stream of the most disgusting things you've ever seen in your life, and you won't be able to stop it. You won't be able to opt out. It's going to be everywhere. It's going to be everywhere. It's not going to make any sense, but you'll lose the verbiage. You're going to lose the language.
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That word cringe might be the most important word in the English language once it's gone and buried and dead and it means nothing. And you're just watching, I don't know, fat people get stuck in fucking... Doors or, you know, these weird albinos singing in a parking lot or whatever's coming. And it's not even coming. It's here. You're going to lose the ability to know how did it happen?
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How did this happen? How have our lives been taken over by these people? They'll just be people making sounds. They're just going to make sounds. There'll be a guy with an eye patch who goes... And you won't be able to stop. You won't be able to stop it. You won't be able to stop it. There'll be a woman in her car. She lives in her car. And she'll be sitting there.
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She'll have newspapers all around. And she'll just go... I'm telling you, that's what's coming. Why in God's name would you not go take a nice weekend in Georgia if you could? It has absolutely no value. Do not save your money. Do not wait for a retirement. It's not going to make any sense for you to retire. Don't you want to take a trip before RFK decides what's causing autism?
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Oh, there's going to be less Christmas presents. Good, good. There should be none. You should get one fucking present. This abundance that everybody talks about, nobody's happy, by the way. So enough with this crap. Nova, get off, get out of the helicopter. It is a convenient way for me to go. And we fly mostly when the water is warm.
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I know a guy with a car detailing business who just did this. Everyone loves it. Open phone, no missed calls, no missed customers. Mahmoud Khalil, sorry, a judge ruled you can go. You can be deported. While I disagree with this decision, I don't personally know you.
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Louisiana immigration judge ruled Friday that activist Mahmoud Khalil can be deported in an undated two-page memo submitted to the court. Rubio detailed that on March 7th, he got information about Khalil. So, I mean, I guess, you know, whatever. They showed this judge some evidence. I don't know what that is of this guy. They revoked his visa. He was wiling out.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. How are you? I have a Netflix special coming out on Tuesday, April 15th. What I'd like you to do right now, my little demon hose, is go on to Netflix and hit the reminder to be reminded that this special comes... I don't care if your child is in anaphylactic shock. Hit it with the epi. Put...
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After the ruling, Khalil told the judge, I would like to quote what you said the last time, that there's nothing more important to this court than due process rights and fundamental fairness. Clearly what we witnessed today, neither of those principles were present today or in this whole process.
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This is exactly why the Trump administration has sent me to this court a thousand miles away from my family. I just hope that the urgency that you deem fit for me afforded to the hundreds of others who have been here without hearings for months. Um, he will not immediately deported. His attorneys have said that if you were ordered, here's the thing. I don't want this guy to be deported.
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I also don't want him to be like a folk hero. I don't, I don't want either of those things happening. I want him to be here and ignored. That's what I want. I want him to be in this country and be ignored. Like most people in this country, they're completely ignored. That's what I want. I don't want him to get a soapbox. I don't want him to lecture me.
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I don't want to hear anything about colonialism. I don't want to hear any of that. I just want him to be silent in my country and shut up, which is his country now, I guess, if he's on a visa. I just want him to shut up. And it's not because I even think... And he's wrong about everything. I don't know what his statements are. I disagree with a lot of them, and I'd agree with some of them.
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But the point is that I just don't want to be lectured to by this guy. It's the same reason I don't want to be lectured to by Vivek. You just got here. Chill. You just got here. Chill a little. Chill a little bit. You just got to the party. Chill. Just don't tell everyone immediately. Now, I know you have feelings. I get it.
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If I went to Qatar to stay at the Four Seasons, I wouldn't immediately be like, oh, Hamas is a terrorist group. I'd be like, I like the pool. You have to assimilate a little bit. Just chill. I would not even bring it up. If I was in the Qatar Four Seasons, I wouldn't even bring it up. I wouldn't bring it up. I wouldn't be like, well, Hamas is a little bit of a death cult.
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I'd be like, the eggs are fluffy and the pool is nice. It's a great hotel. I'm having a good time. I'm actually having a great time here. I wouldn't be like, oh, let's organize a demonstration at the Four Seasons in Qatar. I would be on a fluffy bed going, it's so technological. I would call the front desk and go, I just want to say... The technology in the hotel is amazing.
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You have these iPads and we order everything from the, I mean, I just want to say it's stunning. I actually think it's great. I wouldn't be starting, I wouldn't be like, what about the rights of women? I'd be like, where's the spa? Let's chill it out. You're a guest. I'm a guest in Saudi Arabia. I don't start going around and going, why are you chopping people's hands off?
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That doesn't mean much if it goes down, you know, and it kind of spirals. I don't even want to show this video. This is terrible. This is a family that crashed. And just show it just to scare people because I think people got to stay out of these things. Show it. In a matter of seconds, a helicopter fell from the sky. God, the news people don't help, do they?
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I go, where's that indoor lake you have with the jet skis? That's sick. I think people, you're a guest. If I'm a guest, I'm a good guest. I am a great guest in a home, in a country. I don't go in there and tell everyone what's what. No one wants that. No, I've had horrible guests in my home. They bring their dogs. They're rude. They insult RFK. He's my friend.
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But what I've learned is how to be a good guest. And here's how you be a good guest. You don't make your presence known in a, like, controversial way. You focus on what's nice. You focus on what's good. I don't agree with Hamas. I don't agree with the Qatari royal family. I'm sure there's... Overlap, we both like luxury, we both seem to enjoy real estate.
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There's overlap per se, but they're not good to gay people or women, you know, and they have archaic points of view. But I don't make that the focal point. If I go, I appreciate the scale of the development. You have to chill. Like the Vex over here yelling and screaming, Americans are lazy. Hey, buddy, you got here a few generations ago. Just chill, okay? Just chill.
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You're not being a good guest. No one wants that. I'll be a good guest. I'll be in Doha. Wow, the World Cup Stadium's amazing. People in Dubai, you think I would go to Dubai and be like, everything's made by slaves. I wouldn't say that. I would look at them and go, get to work. I'm a good guest. I would go, that's an amazing building. Not, well, there's no climate regulation.
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So you, no, no, no, no, no. It's good. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. This thing's tall. That's tall as fuck. I assimilate. I'm a good guest. I don't go to India and go, well, this caste system seems unfair. These untouchables. I don't do that. I don't do that. It's not my business. I'm a good guest. I assimilate. I would be at the Saudi behanding, not because I agree with it, but I'd just be there.
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Thief. Well, this is... Well, actually, this is what happens. In my country, we let them run everything, the thieves. Well, they just, they run through the streets, actually. How are you? Good to meet you as well. Mahmoud, very good. Thank you. And this is Fatima. Hi.
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Well, I, you know, I mean, it seems extreme, but the reality is where I'm from, there's drug addicts on the street and everybody, it's smash and grabs in the Woodland Hills Mall. It's a part of Los Angeles. You know Los Angeles? Of course you do. Well, they've ruined it. They've actually killed it. Do they just do one hand? They don't do two? I might do two. I might do two.
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But I see what you're saying. Okay, he's coming. And he still puts the mask on. It's actually humane. It's actually quite humane. And they disinfect it after. I think that's good. What are the restaurants? Is that one good? You're the third person who's told me. Fatima, you are the third person who's told me that's the good one. I'm going to see if I can get it. Well, it was lovely to meet you.
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And you're Osama? It was lovely to meet the whole family. Thank you so much. I'm a good guest. I'm a good guest. What do you think I'm going to do? Run on the stage? Why are you chopping his hand off? He's a thief. It's not my country. I didn't design it. Nobody's a good guest anymore. So this guy's coming here and yelling and screaming. Listen, it's not about whether you're right or wrong.
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In a matter of seconds, what started out as a family trip quickly ended in a watery grave. In a matter of seconds, a once-smiling family plunged to their death in lower Manhattan. The cold waters of the early spring Hudson were the last thing that family felt. It's like, do we need that? What is this guy? Is this guy's reaction now?
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You're a guest and you have to act a little bit like a fucking guest. I'm sorry you do. I do not go to places and tell them they should be more like me. I don't tell them they should be more like America. I'm not on this mission to tell everyone how to live. Everyone else is. It's odd. It's odd everyone's just doing that all day and no one's bored of that. I don't. I would completely.
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I would walk down to the Qatar lobby. and say to them, this is such a beautiful and luxurious property. And I'm, you know, I mean, what am I going to do? Be like, well, I think a lot of this is unfair. You know? And you know what will happen. It's just inevitable. I'll be talking to this guy. We'll be laughing, probably smoking. They like smoking.
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be smoking and he'll hand me his card and it'll go like director of business relations, Hamas. And I'll go, you have to meet people where they are. You have to, I don't think that this is the problem. If you come here, just be a little quiet and fit in a little bit. Just fit in a little bit. I'm not saying you're wrong.
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I just talked the first half of the show that we shouldn't go to our war with Iran and Israel shouldn't start just lobbing this. I'm not saying you're wrong. And I get it. America's based on peaceful protests, but do you know what it's even based on more than that? Kind of quietly buying things, actually. People like the heart of America is peaceful protests.
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I'm like, but it's also quietly shopping. to be honest. Like, that's really the way I feel. Like, yes, like, when you think of America, do you think of just people screaming in the streets? Not really. I think of, like, a nice mall, like a suburban mall. You get a cup of coffee, you buy a couple of things. Like, that's the thing. You can quietly shop.
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You're also honoring the traditions of America. Maybe the only... You should... The only tradition of America... Free speech is a tradition. Protest is a tradition. It's not the only tradition. Why honor that as the only tradition? Honor a few other traditions. Going out to eat, having a cocktail, buying things. Those are traditions.
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It's not the only tradition to go out and yell and scream in the street. There's other traditions. There's lots of other traditions. You can have a family, go to a little league game, whatever, if your kid's in it, not if it's not creep. But you know what I mean? Like, there's other traditions. It's not the only tradition we have. Well, America's built on free speech, yes, but also buying things.
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You can do that. In the same way that I'd say just, well, you know, I wouldn't say that the entire country's about buying things. The entire country's not about protesting. It's just not.
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Can you imagine if I was in Dubai and somebody came up to me and they're like, do you know all these buildings were built by slaves? I'd go, hey, hey, what are we doing here? What are you saying to me? Let's just enjoy this building. It's actually beautiful. There's an indoor ski slope in it.
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If they said to me, these buildings are made by slaves, I'd turn around and go, they've done the mountain inside. It's not easy. Can you enjoy it for a minute? And what are you going to do about it? This is where I'm at, folks. You've got to meet people where they are a little bit. This is why I don't think we should go into Iran. What are we doing over there?
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Like, I think that we just got to chill it out. The lessons of the early 2000s were that you cannot force your way of life onto people at the barrel of a gun. It does not work. It is not smart. People like America, the ones who still like it, because it seemed like a place where you could have freedom and you would use that freedom to be cool and do things that people liked around the world.
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This whole thing that like everyone's dying to be American, it's completely untrue. It's a complete falsehood. People around the world are not clamoring to be Americans. But the reason that they used to like us is because our lifestyles were enviable. They're no longer that enviable.
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People don't look at an 80-hour work week with no health care in a city where you could get stabbed by a homeless junkie on the way back to your fucking rat hole apartment as an enviable life. They don't. They don't envy having sex with 100,000 people and then ending up to be completely alone and, you know, sitting there, you know, watching a Chelsea Handler.
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That's not necessarily an enviable life to a lot of people in this country, in other countries looking at us. We're not envy. It's not, you know, back in the day, people would look at us and go, wow, that is it. You get your little house. You have a little life. You have a family. Or maybe you're in the arts. Maybe you're gay and talented. Remember when gay people were talented? Remember that?
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It's been 20, 30 years ago. And maybe you were gay and talented or you were in the arts or you did something cool. You had a bohemian life and you didn't really give a shit. You weren't running around trying to make everyone accept you. You were good at something and people were in awe of that. Okay? Okay? It was interesting and you played around with gender from a sexy point of view.
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It's not Sam Smith with a devil hat on and his ass out who looks like my drunk uncle at a Halloween party. It's not enviable anymore to people, okay? When our biggest show is the White Lotus with just soulless rich people floating around a hotel pool and brothers jerking each other off, it's not that enviable to people anymore. We've given away that. People don't look at it as the ideal anymore.
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When you take a beautiful city like San Francisco and you make it into a scene from a zombie apocalypse movie, people tend not to envy that. That's not good governance. People don't emulate that. They don't want that. Okay? Okay? When we're preaching that individualism means a nine-year-old girl has a beard, people don't want that. They're not into that. Okay? They don't really want that.
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It's not ideal. They don't look at that as enviable. We're not selling a good product right now. We're not selling a good product. So maybe let's work on the product a little bit. Okay?
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We're not exactly selling this enviable life that oscillates between Christian fundamentalist lunacy, flat earth QAnon stuff, and then also like crazy patriarchal white supremacist fucking handmaid's tale fantasies. The culture swings from one thing to the next. It's not enviable. People go, this seems crazy. You all seem crazy. You all just seem like crazy people.
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Well, I'm happy. I'm happy that we've cleared that up. We were all confused. What really happened? What exactly happened? Everyone's so, it's like, everybody's like, what exactly happened?
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It seems like they let a mental institution out and gave you all phones. It's not an enviable culture. We're not selling. Nothing is cool anymore. Everything is so uncool by design. These retards are bringing
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the bull it's so fucking stupid that people in there are people right now the slaves in Dubai don't want to be a part of it they go just put another sack of cement on my back and I'll die in the mud with my dignity it's so bad it's so fucking hollowed out that it's the product It's one thing if people wanted what we were selling. They don't. They don't. It's not fun.
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It seems like a lot of work for a very little result. It doesn't make any sense to anyone. The buy-in is too high right now. We need to chill. We need to chill. We're like a band that's released too many albums that needs to chill and then come back for a tour. Oh, they're back. Wow, they look good. We need to have that moment where we come back and look good. That's what we need.
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We're just shoving ourselves down the world's throat right now. We need to take a beat and then come back for like a reunion tour and have everyone go, this is kind of sick. People are excited about Oasis because they want to weigh. We got to go away for a little bit and then come back. And then people go, whoa, they look great. That's what we're missing. We're just too out there right now.
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People are just like, oh, enough of it. It's enough. It's too much. The headlines, it's too much. You know, Trump's done some good things, some crazy things, but, like, the way that the headlines are just dominated, it's all politics in this country and no fun. And it's not enviable to people. They don't look at this and go, oh, it's just constant political. You know, where's the art?
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Where's the music? Where's the pop culture? Where's the lifestyle? Where's the innovation? Where's anything that we like and envy here? You know, we're now going and ripping off trends for other places. We're ripping off Scandinavian architecture. We're ripping off this. We're ripping off that. Like, because we've stopped innovating.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
We've stopped progressing in any interesting way because we're just at each other's throats about politics and nonsense. And then we're going to try to replay 2003 again with Iran now. We're going to go back and watch a movie that nobody wants to watch. No one wants to watch this movie. We know how this ends. No one wants to watch this movie.
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So hopefully JD and Tulsi and some of the people over there can wrestle control back and let's watch another movie. Let's do something else. Let's take a break for a little bit. America needs a micro-retirement. That's what it needs. America needs to go out to Joshua Tree and take some shrooms and figure out what it wants to do with the rest of its life.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
America just got fired from a job and it's got savings for a couple of months and America needs to go out and take a micro retirement and it needs to go out to Zion National Park or something and figure out what the hell it wants to do. Because right now, America needs a timeout.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
What was the first woman? Did the first woman... I just want one of them to go like, I don't know if it was even in the air. I can't believe anything anymore.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
And then it needs to reemerge and come back as like kind of a sexy, middle-aged, salt-and-pepper-haired, old con artist at the bar. That's what we are. And there'll be a bunch of the younger countries like India and Brazil and people like that. Not old, not younger in the sense, but like new to money. These countries would be new to money. They go, what do we do? How do we?
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And then America's like the salt and pepper hair guy at the end of the bar. Who's like, let me tell you a story. Let me tell you a little something. And then you become like a sage old counselor to these young countries and you teach them how to fuck people over. That's what we need to do. That's our legacy on the world stage.
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The old guy at a bar in the Florida Keys who talks a good game and they go, you don't know about Johnny? And they go, who's this guy Johnny? And they go, Johnny used to run this whole fucking place. He used to run this whole fucking town. And you go, wow. He seems to know everything and everybody. Man. Johnny knows everybody. Johnny knows everything. And they go, yeah.
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They go, he brought the boom. Oh, yeah. Oh, he brought the boom. Good night, everyone.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
You got to stay out of the helicopter. You got to stay out. You got to stay out. For the sake of your... Family, you got to prepare your children now for actually it's lean times. Lean times. Market's up, the market's down. There's a lot of volatility. Larry Fink's going, we're going to have a recession. Jamie Dimon, all these guys, the real demons are out here talking about the recession.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
CEOs of all these big banks and private equity companies are going, we're going to have a recession. And, you know, you're going to have to tell your children and prepare them for this is not going to be the epic summer ever. It's not going to be epic. Too many people expect everything to be... All these kids going to Coachella. It's epic. It's going to be... It's the times of our lives, you know?
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
Well, we're going to have to calm that down. We're not going to have the times of our lives this summer. It's going to be... Try not to die. That's what you tell your children. Try not to die this summer because hopefully next summer or the summer after, we can go back to doing something. But we're going to have a little... It's a rough patch. Here. It's a rough patch.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
Why don't you acquaint yourself with our yard? How about that? Go to the local public pool. It's a public pool summer. That's what it is. This is a public pool summer. Go get choked in the water by a gang member this summer. Why don't you get choked in the water by a Latin king? Because there's no lake house this summer. It's a tough summer. This is a popsicle summer.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
We're in the 90s right now, pre-Clinton. We're at the end. It's Gulf War. There's not a lot. This is a Rediscover Movies summer. This is a Netflix and chill summer. It's a public pool summer. It's a popsicle summer. It's a borrow mom's car summer. It's smoke a joint on the beach summer. It is not helicopter tour summer. It's not epic concert summer. It's not backpacking through Europe summer.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
This is a very... Pair down simple suburban summer. This is smoke glass with your friends summer. Smoke meth with your friends. This is not like you're going to be making memories to last a lifetime summer. No. This is... I'm looking at the... I'm reading all these articles about what's going on in the stock market. Prepare your children for an old school summer. Some drugs...
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
The reminder on Netflix to be reminded to watch when the special goes live. It is Tuesday the 15th, right? Yeah. Tuesday, April 15th. I'm in the midst of a press tour. Is it Megyn Kelly's home today? Lovely. Lovely property. And I'm all over the place, going down to see Joe Rogan at Austin and Tom and Christina and others. So that would help out a lot if you... Put the reminder on Netflix.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
Couple of handjobs under the boardwalk, and moving on, we're back in school. It's not going to be the greatest night of your life. I'm telling you. It's not going to be the greatest two months of your life. It's not happening. It's not happening. It's going to be just hot, sticky, and cheap. It's going to be a cheap summer.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
Everyone's mad at RFK because he's pledging to find the cause of autism by September. And that's pretty cool. Number one, life's about setting goals. And he's literally going, I'm going to find it out by September. By the end of the... This will be the summer that RFK found out what caused autism. That'll be this... This will be the summer that we all remember... RFK is going to work really hard.
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He's going to hunker down and find out why people are autistic and tell us all in September. And I'm kind of excited. What if it's something we have no idea what it could be? We don't know. Could be canned tuna. We don't know. Everything's on the table. That's what you've got to like about RFK. Everything's on the table. I'm thinking he might go in the direction of vaccines, but we don't know.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
We don't know. Could be household chemicals, toxins in wood furniture, the cream for the dunkaroo. No one knows what exactly is making people autistic. He has pledged, while everyone else is—I don't know what they're doing in the summer— This guy has pledged to find the cause of autism. Let's listen to this guy. I'm telling you right now, pretty fucking cool, pretty ambitious, RFK.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
Well, it's pretty cool that RFK has come out and said, hey, We're going to look into this for the months of May, June, July, August. And then in September, we're coming out. And we're going to tell you why you're autistic. And it's like a fun summer scavenger hunt. We're going to look at vaccines, Kennedy said, but we're going to look at everything. Everything is on the table.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
See, I didn't even know he said that, but I knew it. Our food system, our water, our air, different ways of parenting. all the kind of changes that may have triggered this epithet, he might come back and go, you're not beating your kids. He might say, we have figured out what it is, and it's the fact that you are not open-faced, smacking your chest. He might say...
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The lack of beatings has resulted... You have to beat the autism out of the kid. He might say it. We don't know. And he might be right. He might say you have to beat the autism out of your child. I mean belts. Chase him around the house. You know, what's that thing Joe Jackson used to say to Michael? Go get me a switch. Go get a branch from the tree and beat your child with it.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
RFK might come out and say it's because kids aren't getting beaten by their parents anymore. So we don't know. We don't know. He might say, after the research, we've concluded that children who are not beaten with a belt multiple times a week are much more likely to be autistic. You might have to beat them. You might have to beat it out of the kids.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
Sorry, the answers are not always what you'd want. They're not what you'd want. It's Brussels sprouts, not smoothies that make you thin. Sure, we'd love it if it was smoothies. Oh, milkshakes all day? And then I get better. I get better with a milkshake? Woo! But it's not. It's actually lean meats and vegetables, okay? And some healthy fats.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
So this might not just be, oh, hey, don't give him a cupcake. It might be you need to beat the living shit out of your child again. Fear. Like when the door of your car closes, your child is quivering. And it might not even be beating them for a reason. It might be randomly attacking them in the house. I'm not saying it will be. I'm just saying we don't know which way it's going to go.
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What does it look? Can you go to Netflix and show them how to do it? Maybe people are confused. You're going to love it. It's very fun. We have a fun promo that's coming out that no one will be angry at at all. I'll just say that. This helicopter crash in the Hudson's driving me nuts. Because, number one, I'm not a devotee of the helicopter.
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We don't know what his recommendations are. His recommendations could be that you, you know, maybe he'll make kids sleep with tape on their mouths. That's a new thing that people are doing. They're sleeping with tape on their mouth. There's something with the nose or something. I don't know. He might require that.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
Here's a little secret that was leaked from a group chat, but the insurance industry definitely doesn't want you to know. Insurance companies profit by holding onto your money for as long as possible. After an accident, they'll do whatever they can to delay or deny your claim so they can keep those profits growing.
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Morgan & Morgan fights hard against these bullies to make sure you get every dollar you deserve. When in court, the insurance companies want jurors to think that the at-fault driver is the one paying the verdict amount. Meanwhile, truly the insurance companies were covering the cost.
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439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
When Morgan & Morgan, America's largest personal injury law firm, takes on a case, they're almost always going after the big insurance companies and not the individuals. A recent client in Pennsylvania just received $29 million. Insurer's best offer was $500,000. Another recent client in Florida received $20 million. Last offer was $0.
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Oh, okay. I didn't bring any snacks. BMO. Accounts are subject to approval and are provided in the United States by BMO Bank and a member FDIC.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
It makes more sense now to break into a celebrity's home than it ever has because they're all crazy. So you have a better chance. This is what I mean. If you're thinking of breaking into a celebrity's home, do it.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
You have a chance of getting something going now because they're also nuts and they're vulnerable and the systems around them have broken down and they no longer have the type of life they had and they're vulnerable and they're uncertain. In their state, again, I'm not saying to do it, and I'm not doing it, but if you were going to do it, now would be the time to do it.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Because he probably feels about this Jennifer Aniston. He goes, there might be some vulnerability there I can exploit. Now, he might be wrong. He's probably wrong. She's fine. But who knows? Let's watch a little bit of it. Now, take my meaning here, please. You know what I mean? God, it's so hard to say things. Go on.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Go back. Who's this idiot? Why can't he speak?
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Police say... I think we can skip that. Well, let's see what, by the way, let's see why he went there because I'm not passing judgment on him yet. Let's see why he went.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
I'm sorry, obviously it's terrifying and obviously it's wrong. It is funny. It's bad. It's so terrifying and crazy, and he should be punished for this. Dave Portnoy should send him to Auschwitz. But I'm just saying that it's – I've always thought this was funny, these guys that really – it is terrible, and it should never happen. But there's just something funny about being that crazy.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
I'm telling you, if you think, supposedly the kid's like, hey, I'm in a fight with the Jews, and he raised 15 Gs. I'm telling you this right now. If you only get 15 Gs, that's not going far. They're going to win. I'm telling you right now, they're going to win.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
What did he, what was he saying? I'll pull it up. Get his social media posts up. I don't, what breaks your head? I mean, I don't know, but there's something's got to break in your head that you just think, you think that maybe there's a chance that, You think maybe if I just drive my car through her gate. By the way, she's probably not even there.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Celebrities don't even live in their homes, I think. I think, was she home? She's got real security. I don't even think she's home. Is she even alive? Has anyone seen Jennifer Aniston in a long time? No, I mean, I got to be honest. Are any of these people even alive? I'm starting to feel like this QAnon. Remember when QAnon was like they were all executed by Trump? Maybe they were. She's not home.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Where is she? All of these people were executed years ago at a military tribunal and they're clones. These are some of his tweets or something?
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Facebook, yeah. The real ones are still on the book, huh? Julia something. I found it. I know you already know. It's my Emanuel, Jennifer, Joanna, Aniston, Carwile, my bride, my eight. If someone, he's using her full name, her full government, as the blacks would say, God love them.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
If someone out there can reach Jennifer Joanna Aniston Carwile, let her know about the corruption going on trying to keep me from her. Well, I didn't know there was corruption. You will be blessed. Help me who is Israel. God, my daddy is watching. Make those blessings great by helping. He hold me back for reasons this the main one. I got to be honest.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
He sounds like a guy that's worth getting dinner with. Is that not worth getting a little dinner with that guy? me from her. The corruption going on trying to keep me from her. You will be blessed. Help me, who is Israel. God, my daddy is watching. Make those blessings great by helping. He holds me back for reasons. This, the main one. He's a passionate man. He's a passionate man.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
One of the fundraising pages, Justice for Mohammed Adnan Khan, was organized by Temple graduate and free speech advocate Alex Morris, hopes to raise $75,000. Okay. Well, whatever. Don't make a sign that says that. That's not nice. Dave Portnoy's going a little hard, too. Here's the thing with the isms. Semitism, antisemitism, all the other ones as well, right?
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
And he wants his lady. And he feels like they belong together. Now, here's my thing. What if he's right? 99% he's not. But what if God does want them together? What if he's right? What if she doesn't know how happy she would be with him? Show him again. Just show him again. She's... Who is she with again? Brad Pitt or something? Who is she with?
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Didn't she break up the marriage with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt? Isn't that what happened? Can someone tell me I'm not nuts here? I think she broke up the marriage between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. I think. I don't know. But I believe that's what happened. Is she with anyone now?
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
And then she was with Justin Theroux. She's single.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Go out to dinner with this guy. Show him again. Go out to dinner with this guy. I can't see him. Go to dinner with him. Go to let him tell you about his God and your God. I mean, so what? Look at him. Look how much he loves her. She's tried it with all these celebrity guys. It doesn't work. I'm telling you, you need a regular guy. This is what regular people are like now. No, no, no. Jen.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Jenny baby. Baby honey sweetie pie. You don't realize it because you live in this big mansion and you're famous and hot. But that's what regular people are like. They have just a blanket. And they have a message to give you from God. She's probably said to her friends, I got to stop dating these celebrities. I want to date a regular guy. I guarantee she said that. I bet she said it.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Sitting there at Nobu in the private back room where they won't put me because I somehow bothered Taylor Swift once or whatever. I didn't even talk. She gave me a look. She gave me a dirty look. She's a real monster. But the point is this. I guarantee you Jennifer Aniston said it one time to her friends. I got to start dating regular guys. After Brad Pitt and Justin Theroux.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Who's Justin Theroux again? He's famous, right? He's famous. Right? Am I nuts? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a famous guy. So Jennifer Aniston, go back to her rightful guy. Now, Jennifer Aniston goes, I got to start dating regular guys. This is a regular man. This is the United States of America, Jennifer. Welcome, this man in a blanket. This is your guy. You want a regular man? It's this man.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
That's what's left of the country, honey. Be careful what you wish for. She probably said, I just wish a regular man would come into my life. Well, he felt so strongly. And what did he do? He drove through her gate with his car. He, because regular men in this country, it is tough. This guy is who the tariffs are for.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
He is for the... If the tariffs come in, he's not going to be driving through Jennifer Aniston's gate. He's going to be at a factory working. Do you see what happens without tariffs? Without tariffs, this guy is... He's driving through Jennifer Aniston's gate... Instead of working at a factory with his wife, probably, she'd also work there.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
And then going home to their children who come home from school off the bus, and they sit down to a nice family dinner of a honey-baked ham. But instead, this man is driving his car through Jennifer Aniston's gate because that's the only thing left in this country. There's nothing left in this country for a man like that. And I'm not trying to be sympathetic towards him.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
But if I was his lawyer, I would be in court going, what do you expect him to do? She won't even talk to him. The globalized economy, your honor, your honor, your honor. The globalization. This man... has been tossed aside. It's all Goldman Sachs and crypto and shit. What's he supposed? He's just trying to get the attention of his love. He didn't buy the Trump coin. He doesn't live in Dubai.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
He's struggling like many Americans. And he made the decision to get in his car and take action and drive through a gate. She's not even home. She's in a hyperbaric chamber or something. Where is she? Oh, we feel sorry for her. We hope they straighten that out. By the way, this is a disclaimer. Obviously, don't go to anyone's home. Obviously don't do that.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
But I am saying, in this show, we have to explore all the angles of all the events. And I think Jennifer Aniston probably was like, I wish a regular guy, just a regular guy, you know she said it, she's having wine with her gal pals, girlfriends, and she said, and they go, Jen, you've got to stop with these celebrities. You just need a regular guy. And then a regular guy...
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
The other ones are phobias, homophobia, transphobia. What are the other isms? There's antisemitism, misogyny, that's an E, phobia, transphobia, homophobia, racism, antisemitism, racism, nativism. Jingoism. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Here's the thing. The more you talk about the discrimination, the more you get it. It's like one of these laws that no one realizes.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Thank you all for joining us again and I'm making a sign for Dave Portnoy's bar in Philadelphia that says something nice about the Jews. And I'm just going to put that up. Because... Just to even it out. Because that guy, that guy, Mo Khan... He went out and he did a... He had one of those signs that the... You know, like they hold up at the bar...
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Terms and conditions apply. $35 off. Use code T-I-M. I'm telling you, aura frames. Frame your life. Frame your life. Your life is in the picture, in the frame. Frame your life, aura frames. Look at that photo of us at the lake. What do you got to do? India and Pakistan. Let's get into this because I'm going to try to do this and not be racist.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
And boy, let me tell you right now, that's going to be a real tightrope walk. Because you have two countries, India and Pakistan, and they are fighting over a region called Kashmir. They don't like each other. Pakistan said to India, we have nukes and they're only for you. They can't reach anywhere else. They literally just go to you.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Play a little bit of what is happening here to bring the people up to speed because I think there's a lot of confusion about this, especially in my head because I know they hate each other. I get it because the Indians are Indian and the Pakistanis are Pakistani. but it goes deeper than that. No, truly, there's historic things, but it is also that, right?
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Like, it sounds like I'm just explaining it in a simple way, but that's really it. Like, these are Indians from India, and then there's the Pakistanis from Pakistan who are Muslims, and the Indians are Hindus, and they dislike each other because of many reasons. Hindus, it's a religion. And in the religion, there's many things.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
That elephant called Ganesh, which I love, actually, is one of the things. And then there's Shiva. There's all these different kind of, you know, different characters in the thing. And then, it's very late, and then there's Pakistan, and that's Islam, which, I mean, respect and praise be upon the name of the prophet and all of it. Don't come to my house.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
And so, in the Hindu religion, they have the caste system in India. Where they, and I kind of, to be honest, like it a little bit. Because there's these people called untouchables. And if you see them, you go, get away. And you can go at them with a stick. And no one writes an article in New York Magazine going, well, maybe actually it's mean that we hit them with a stick.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Everyone just goes, get away. And then there's the Brahmin class, which is probably where I would be, no offense, at the top. And they get the clean water because most of the water is not clean there. People get very sick eating and drinking the water. It's not good. I don't know who the other cast are, but the Brahmins are on top and then the Untouchables are on the bottom.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
And I imagine there's others in the middle. And it's very busy in India. And Mumbai is a great city. And animals are in the mix with the people. Like, there'll be people in cars driving and, like, lions walking in the middle of the street. It's actually cool as fuck. Pakistan, I believe, was created by the CIA to house bin Laden. I think that's kind of what that was.
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Something going on over there. Something's up there. I'll just say that. But peace be upon the prophet. Now, this woman's going to try to explain it. She's probably not going to do it as well as I just did. So that's what's going on. And there's a region called Kashmir. And I don't know if it has anything to do with the Kashmir sweaters. But there's this region between India...
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443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
a religion with fun characters, not good drinking water, a caste system, untouchables, Modi, the leader, in the midst of a religious revival, not crazy about the democracy, Pakistan, very super religious, don't like Indians, Islam, Muhammad, peace be upon the prophet, peace be upon his name, housed bin Laden for years, which we probably knew about.
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SEAL Team 6 got Bin Laden somewhere in those mountains. And then, you know, whatever. Patrice O'Neill is the best thing ever. Watch the ONA where Patrice O'Neill talks about Bin Laden. It's the greatest thing ever, getting killed. Let's watch this from, what is this, from Fox LA? I think it's Fox Chicago. Oh, Fox Chicago. Interesting. All right, there we go.
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The more you talk about the thing, you just get more of the thing. If you just talk about... something all the time and people, it's just, you're going to manifest it. You're going to end up seeing more of it everywhere. You're going to react. People are going to troll you with it because people like that. You're showing them how you're going to react.
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All right, keep going. It's not racist.
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India was compelled to respond to bring water. I'm telling you right now, I'm going to try to do this and not be raised. I'm telling you right now, God help me. God help me. I pray for strength right now. Continue.
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That's a George W. Bush quote. He's stealing. Keep going.
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Here's what's really bad. That's the house before the missile. That's the house... Before the missile. Keep going.
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Well, that's not what they did to that bus. Is Dave Portnoy going to send these people to Auschwitz? Who is that? Is that an Indian bus that was attacked or a Pakistan bus that India attacked? This is what's difficult. Keep going.
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That's hilarious. India-Pakistan fight in 48 hours like a ceasefire. The Israel-Qasem thing is going on two years. Like, we're going to get a ceasefire. Russia-Ukraine, by the way. It's going on multiple years. Hundreds of thousands of people dead. All right, let's finish this up. I hope they figure it out.
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That's Tammy Bruce. That was retarded. She's a moron. Tammy Bruce, everyone. There should be talks. There should not be silence. Oh, thank you. Let's hear what this large-faced woman has to say.
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Why would he go? It's a war zone. Why would he get to a war? They always try to get him with shit that's not gettable. Why don't you visit that plane crash site? It's a river. I'm not going to go swimming. Why don't you visit this war zone? Because it's a war zone. Trump likes luxury. He likes going to nice places. He doesn't like going to places that are in the middle of a war. Are they crazy?
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Let's see Joe Biden on The View. He's back. He's better than ever. I love him. I like him. He's hard not to like. The rest of them on The View are pretty easy not to like. But Joe Biden's difficult not to like. I hope they have Jennifer Aniston's accuser on The View. Jill just is out with him like a puppeteer. Let's see this.
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The only way to defeat a lot of that is to ignore it. Which is, like, the hardest thing in the world to ignore. I'm not saying, like, you ignore the kid with the sign. Like, obviously, you're like, hey, fuck you, man. But, like, I don't know if going on, like, a massive campaign because this dumb kid made a sign is gonna, like, make anti-Semitism go away. That's the thing. Like, if...
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Wouldn't it be great if she goes, it's fake, really. Being president doesn't matter. There's a lot of men in suits, and they kind of do it. They really do it. You just kind of sit there. I read my book, and he kind of sits there and drools. And every now and then, someone takes a photo of him, or he stamps something with his signature.
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But most of the time, it's these people in suits running around doing it. You know? They're the ones who do it. We don't really do it.
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And no matter when it rings, he doesn't answer it. A guy in a suit answers it, and then they run up to him, and they tell him what he has to do, and he does it because he loves our country.
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He's got a little line there, huh? Joey B. Joey B. That's worth the invitation to come to the show.
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Luigi Mangione is the subject of a new musical that is coming out. Luigi Mangione, of course, the hot murderer guy who killed the healthcare CEO Brian Thompson and the guy that I played on the Netflix roast, Torturing 2024. And there's going to be a musical about him. And it's going to premiere in San Francisco, which makes a lot of sense.
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And Luigi the Musical opens June 13th at the Taylor Street Theater. Isn't just about the 26-year-old prime suspect in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. It was inspired by an extraordinary coincidence of celebrity inmates. Okay. Okay. Did you hear that Luigi's in the same prison with Diddy and Sam Bankman Freed? I want to write a musical about that. That's what the writer said.
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In the show set at Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center, rapper and music producer Sean Diddy Combs, who last year was charged with sex trafficking and racketeering, and the fallen FTX CEO are characters too. Okay. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. One inspiration for the show is Chicago. It's a great show.
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If I wanted homophobia to go away, if like somebody called me a faggot and I spent three weeks talking about it, can you believe he called me a faggot? Well, I'm going to pay for a trip for you to go to Africa and see AIDS because there's AIDS there. It's not gay. I mean, there's just AIDS. And that's where I would send a person, send them to Africa to see AIDS. Go see what AIDS does.
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With his cell block numbers, Johnson noted, so when the production audience will see Luigi burst into song behind bars lamenting, I shouldn't have bought those hash browns in that Pennsylvania Mickey D's. For his part, the character Bankman Freed gives a TED talk into the camera for his prison cell. He literally just podcasted with Tucker Carlson from the prison cell with Diddy.
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So I'm like, did we write this musical or did it write itself? She also noted the surprise value in a musical that's so immediate and zeitgeisty, it's of Twitter right now. So, I mean, this could also just be the way forward for...
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for things like musicals and theater that they thrive in places like New York, but outside of it, they, you know, people aren't as excited a lot of times to see stuff, but I'd go see this. I think this is what you're going to have to do to get attention. No one gives a shit about Oklahoma or the Pirates of Penzance, but write a musical about Diddy and Sam Bankman Freed and Luigi Mangione.
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Have a musical about it. And that way people come out. People now want to see something current. It's true. It doesn't, you know, all these old musicals like the Rodgers and Hammerstein musicals. It's always like a guy with a cowboy hat who's like, I'll take my lady to the fair. No one's doing that anymore.
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We want to see musicals about human traffickers, murderers, people that have ripped us off with crypto. Those are the people we want to see sing and dance. That's what we want. We don't want this crap anymore about, like, springtime is here and I love my lady. You want a musical about human trafficking, rape, and financial crime. Let's see a little bit of this.
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Oh boy, that's going to be bad, huh? That's going to be rough. It's going to be rough. It had such a promising, it had a really promising cast of characters. Is this another thing from it? Yeah. Okay, let's see this. Maybe this is better. This is going to be tough. I had high hopes for this, but you know what it is? This is the problem with everything. A good idea is ruined in execution.
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This is a good idea. You've got Luigi Diddy and Bankman Freed. This thing could pop, but you've got a bunch of amateurs who can't do anything. Well, hold on. This woman's a minority. She'll be better. Let's play this.
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She's singing like this. A white. We don't want this. Oh, no.
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This is bad. All right. This is not good. It's a great idea, but these people are terrible. They have horrible voices, and they're bad. And that's what's going to ruin this show. These people are absolutely incapable of putting on a good production, and it's unfortunate. Because this is the type of production you need excellence. You need them to be deadly serious and great.
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You need them to be great. It only works if they're great. If they're bad, which is what they are, because everyone goes in and goes, this will be terrible. It's a fun joke of a musical. No, no, no. If you want it to be a really a joke, you make it great. It's only funny if it's great. It actually sucks if it sucks. It's only funny if it's great.
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After a while, people would just kind of get upset. They'd be like, all right. All right. All right. I think that's the way to deal with bigotry is to ignore it and pretend it's not real. And then it kind of goes away because it loses its power.
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It has to be like some of the greatest singing you've ever heard. It actually has to be. I killed that man. Like, it has to be so good, and you have to walk out singing the songs, you know? Like, and they can be catchy, like, you know? Diddy, like, there's a scene in it with all the, you know, with all the lube, and there's a song about lube, and it has to be sung by fucking professionals, right?
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You can't half-ass this. It's a musical about a famous human trafficker, this crypto criminal, and this hot guy who shot a CEO. You have to do this well. This is your chance to get people back out to the theater. Let's watch this clip here on Fox.
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This is the problem now with television. They just have retarded people on television. Like people that can't even speak. This is why I have listeners on this show. If you ever turn on television, you turn on like a morning show, the people on the morning show can't even get a thought. They can't even articulate a clear thought out of their head. Okay? What is this? Someone collapses on air?
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Because don't play it if she's dead. No. All right. Setting me up. Setting me up here. All right, let's watch this because it could be funny as long as she's okay. This could be good.
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So, Lydia, this woman's collapsed. Tell us again why Joe Biden was a bad, bad boy. That's tough. That's tough, the way she collapsed like that. Let's see it again. One more time, please. One more time.
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If you endlessly talk about it, if you bring it up all the time, and if you keep, you know, like talking as victim and all this stuff, it's like people just, people turn it off. They shut it off. They change the channel. It's enough already. I get it. I get, you know. Also, it's like, you know, I like Dave Portman, but it's like you don't have to defend the whole of the Jewish people.
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They're like, all right, Lydia. All right, one down, one to go. Lydia, tell us more about why should, well, I'm sorry to see you go, love. Why should someone be in a locker room, a woman's locker room with a cock? Lydia, Lydia, why should someone in a woman's locker room have a cock? It's sorry to see you go, love. Lydia, you're still there, aren't you? Are you still alive, Lydia?
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If it's a woman's locker room, why has someone got a cock out? It doesn't make any sense. They've got their cock and balls in the face of a young girl who goes, what's that? It's not a vagina. And then you have to explain to her it's her cock and balls. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, darling. Lydia, one of our guests just died on set. We're going to you now, darling. Tell us about the tariffs.
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Well, hopefully this woman's okay. She's okay. Am I making fun of someone's dad? Can you find out if she's okay, please? If she died, we can't put this one out. She's got to be fine. She's fine, right? Did she apologize? What did she say? What did she say?
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Okay. All right. Oh, boy. Sometimes they don't eat. These women. Sometimes they don't eat. It's true. Sometimes they don't eat. I'm hoping that's what it is. Sometimes you don't eat and you're sitting there and you're talking about Kamala and the border and your body just says you should have eaten. You should have had something to eat. All right, get her out of there. We hope she's doing okay.
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We hope she's doing well. We hope she's doing good.
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Because at the end of the day, Disney, by the way, Disney is doing a Middle East theme park in Abu Dhabi, right? In Dubai or Abu Dhabi? Abu Dhabi, Qatar? Abu Dhabi. On Yas Island in Abu Dhabi. We got any rendering to that? Can we take a look at what that's going to look like? Disney Middle East. Whoa. I mean, is the Aladdin ride going to slap or is it going to slap?
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I think, and here's what I'll say about this crypto stuff, the Trump crypto coin, which I don't love this whole thing. It is very possible. I don't think it's fair to say right now because the presidency is in its early stages. Maybe they are... The Democrats were basically like, if you don't win the presidency, we're going to put you in jail, which was like the dumbest thing ever. He wins.
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But now maybe he's like, I'm just... We're going to all get rich on crypto. And by all, I mean like him and like people he knows, his family and like friends. And then I think they're all going to move to Dubai. I think the rich have decided that... They need, like, some enclaves.
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they can handle themselves. Like he's like the guardian of, you know, like I'm doing this to, it's like, all right, that's the way I feel about it. That's my opinion. It's those words. All right. In exactly that way. All right. All right. Like, how long does this go on is my question. It's already been multiple days of this. How long does this go on? How long must this continue? I'm asking.
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And I think Dubai is like, we're just going to be a crypto, a feudalist society, like techno-feudalism, but it's going to be crypto and... We want like shady billionaires from all over the world to come to Dubai, which sucks. That used to be our thing. That used to be New York's thing. Bloomberg was like, we want all the billionaires. The shady billionaires used to come to America.
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They used to come to New York City. And now Dubai has made it where they are saying they're rolling out the red carpet for the shadiest billionaires... In the world. And the Trump family... People have said... They've estimated they've made like a billion on the coin. I don't know if that's true or not. But it could be. And maybe they stand to make a lot more.
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There is also something about regulating the crypto market... Whilst participating in it. It might be seen as inappropriate. But... Maybe... I mean, again, it's very early on in the presidency. We don't know. But if this whole thing is a grift to just make money on crypto and move to Dubai, I'm telling you right now, respect. Just respect.
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Like if the whole presidency is just a grift to make billions and billions in crypto and move to Dubai, respect. Respect. It is what it is. I mean... I don't know if that's what it is. I think he's building that tower in Dubai. He likes Dubai. Dubai is getting in the heads of a lot of people, and it's sad. The human traffickers used to come to America. They used to come to New York City.
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Jeffrey Epstein lived in New York City because we were the best, the drug dealers, the human traffickers. The people that sold weapons, they came to New York. They lived in New York City. And now they're going. They're going to Dubai. Because Dubai is rolling out the red carpet for them. And it's a bad sign for us.
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That the people that make our society run, the arms dealers, the human traffickers, are going to Dubai and not New York. What the fuck? This is a city that is supposed to embrace the underworld. We're supposed to roll out the red carpet.
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We're supposed to go come stroll in our parks, sweat in our saunas, eat caviar in our restaurants, send your children to school in our fine institutions of learning. That was our job. You dreamed of coming to New York. If you were running guns to Middle East separatist groups, you dreamed of living in the Waldorf Astoria. You dreamed of it.
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If you were putting Ukrainian women in a crate and shipping them over to be killed and abused by our senators, you dreamed of a New York slice, eating a New York slice of pizza. And it's not right. That we've given up. And they're all going to go to Dubai. With it's fake ski slopes. And it's 117 degree weather. Do you know how many human traffickers. Would take a sip of coffee and go.
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It's fall in New York. No more. Because we've given up. We've given up. And it sucks, it sucks to be alive during this time when we've failed in our main mission. And our main mission is to attract the best criminals from all over the world, the richest criminals, the most successful criminals. Genocidal maniacs used to sit in the front row of cats and enjoy a goddamn musical.
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How long must this continue? How many press conferences do we need for this? The kid's an idiot. He got suspended by Temple University, which I don't know anything about that school, but it's not great. It's not a good school. It's not like he's going to a good school. He's going to have a... It's whatever. It's Temple. It's fine. Who cares?
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They would cry to memories. People that poisoned rivers in their own countries would flee to Manhattan and they'd go watch Les Miserables and they'd tear the fuck up. And have some Junior's cheesecake. Now they're in Dubai. Now they're in Dubai. Thanks, de Blasio. Now they're in Dubai. Because the city's too dangerous.
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The city is too dangerous for genocidal monsters who used to come and live here. And I don't like it. And I think it sends the wrong message to the rest of the world. It says that we're done. I want war criminals to feel safe in my city. I want them to feel safe in my city. Legitimately, I want war criminals feeling safe in New York again, Mr. Mayor.
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I want people who've been convicted of war crimes at The Hague to feel safe walking to dinner in Manhattan. And I don't want them in Dubai with all this fake bullshit. I want to see a war criminal at a Yankee game behind the dugout eating a dog. That's the city we used to have.
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Where a guy who gassed some Kurds would eat a goddamn dog behind the dugout at Yankee Stadium with his son and say, these are the Yankees. These are the Yankees. Remember Bin Laden was talking about them when we met him? The Yankees. We were the greatest city in the world at one time because we didn't ask what your backstory was. We didn't care. We didn't care what your backstory was.
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We didn't hold things against you like the fact that you gave your daughter a clitorectomy. We just said, this is the Plaza Hotel. That's all we said. We said, this is the Plaza Hotel. And because we're not doing that anymore, the streets are not safe, and people don't want to be here anymore. The most important people don't want to be here anymore. Okay? Okay? We're losing to Dubai.
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They are becoming the center for international luxury and crime. And that was our job. And we've lost. Well, what can we do? Drive to Jennifer Aniston's gate? That's all we're all doing here. That's all we've got left is to drive through Jennifer Al. A woman who is not even seen in public. She doesn't even exist. She isn't real. She's never existed. It's an op. It's an op. Okay? Friends was an op.
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I digress. My point is this. We need to elect Andrew Cuomo because we need to bring back A New York City that makes people feel something again. The Big Apple. They're sitting in Dubai. It's 117 degrees. They're in some fake ski slope. They could be murderers in New York. They could be killers in New York. But we push them away.
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We push them away so that students in Colombia can pretend to be Hamas. What about the real Hamas? They're in the four seasons in Qatar. What about the hotels we've got here? We're being beaten on every level. Because the service is bad. The service isn't good. That's the problem. The terrorists don't even want to come here anymore.
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The planes are so bad, these terrorists won't even fly them into our buildings. That's how bad it's getting at Newark Airport. The terrorists won't even go. You can't even attack a building if the flight's delayed nine hours. So we're all just driving through Jennifer Aniston's gate. That's all we've got left.
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The president of the university issued a statement condemning anti-Semitism and suspending one of the students. Okay, yeah. Yeah. I get it. Did anyone think the president of Temple University was for that? Like, did anyone think, like, the president of Temple University? Like, this is what I mean about everyone has to disavow everybody.
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That's all we've got left, because we've got to give her a message and tell her we love her. Because she's our wife. She doesn't know it yet, but she's our wife. We are the American public, and you have shit in our mouth. Get it! Look at him! That's who we are, Miss Aniston! This is the condition you've left us in. And you've went to Dubai... And we're here and we're sick.
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Freeze frame on that man. That's the American public. And we've got a message for you, Ms. Aniston, and it's that we love you. We still love you. We still love you. After all of your refusals to acknowledge our love, we still love you. We'll never stop loving you. And that gate is nothing in the grand scheme of things because our love is so strong.
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That's why this is the greatest country in the world because you cannot put a gate between us and that which we love. Doesn't matter. Make it bigger. I want to see his eyes. I want to see the whites of his eyes.
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This is a man who represents all of us. He's not a singular entity. He is the representation of who we are. Get him up. Look at... Go to that other picture of him. Go to the one where he's... Yes, that! Yes! Yes. Make him bigger. This is who we are. This is what Facebook does to people. This is what the poison food and the Facebook does.
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This is the social media and the poison food and the poison fucking water and the fucking polluted rivers and lakes and the failed school system and the jobs that fire you.
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And the fucking broken communities... And the asbestos in the walls... And the antibiotics... And the fucking Nestle Quick... And the drugs... And the booze... And the broken promises... And the government that abandons you... And the corporations that treat you as a lab rat... This is what it is.
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That is the smile of a man who has been in the mud and who crawled out to try to tell a woman he loved her and we imprison him? We imprison him. That's why they're all going to Dubai. Because he's still smiling, that man. His spirit is beaten down. Can you imagine, by the way, just me explaining to my grandfather what I do for a living? He came back from the dead. He's like, what did you get into?
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What do you do? You a teacher? Sit down. But that's America. That's the best of it. Some people would say it's the worst of it. I disagree. That's the best we've got right now. A man who refuses to say no. That's who the tariffs are for. That's who the tariffs are for. This man is willing to pay a little more for a car so he can drive it through Jennifer Aniston's gate.
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Like, if I was the president of Temple University, they're like, one of your kids did this. I go, I don't even know the people here. I don't even know the people here. Who are these kids? I don't even know. I'm just here. I'm doing the administrative shit. I don't know these people. How many kids go to Temple? A few thousand? Look it up. Why do we... What is he?
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He's willing to pay a little more for a vehicle so he can drive it through Jennifer Aniston's gate. And if that's not the best explanation of tariffs I've ever heard in my goddamn life, I don't know what is. We're still a great country. Don't listen to them. Don't listen to these people fleeing to Dubai. We're still a great country. If a man like this can still believe. We all can.
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And we all should. Good night.
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I get the political reason you have to come out and say it. All these people... Because there is real anti-Semitism at some of these schools, you know, like Columbia and stuff. Everybody's... What? Temple has an enrollment of 30,000 students. Like, if I was the president of Temple University and they're like, hey, you know Dave Portnoy's got a bar? I'd go, what? Yeah, okay. Yeah?
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Yeah, well, a student went in there with a sign that said, fuck the Jews. Who? Who? Mohammed Khan. I don't know. I'd go, they're all named Mohammed. And I'd hang the phone up. That's what I'd do. I'd hang the phone up. I'd go, I'm not. Well, don't you want to make a statement? About what? I don't even know this kid. I don't know this kid. I'm not hanging out with this kid. I'm an adult.
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He went to a bar and put up a dumb sign. Portnoy's offer to send the perpetrators on an educational trip to Auschwitz is a more lavishly funded version of a common educational response to incidents of Jewish hatred. Isn't that weird to go on a trip when you've done something like that? Because it's still a trip. He's still going to enjoy the trip. That's still a trip.
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You know, it's like, usually it's like happy birthday or go Lakers. And this time I believe it was fuck the Jews. And Dave Portnoy was upset about that. So now him and the, and he said he was going to, he was going to pay for the kid to go to Auschwitz. He was going to send him to Auschwitz, which is kind of nice. It's kind of a nice thing to pay for a trip there. But then he reneged on that.
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Yes, the Auschwitz of it will be sad, but the rest of it is a trip. Portnoy is just sending this guy on a trip. Can you imagine that? He's on a plane. He's on a phone with someone. He's going, yeah, I'm on the way to – Dave Portnoy is sending me to Auschwitz. Can you imagine that sentence? That guy's got to – he would say that to someone? He'd be on the plane. He's like, listen, I got to go.
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We're about to take off. Yeah, Dave Portnoy is sending me to Auschwitz. Yeah, the guy from Barstool Sports. I'm going to Auschwitz, Poland. Yeah, he's sending me there. After admitting responsibility and accepting Portnoy's offer to go to Auschwitz. By the way, I didn't even write a sign. I'll go to Auschwitz on Dave Portnoy's time because it's an interesting historical trip.
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And I didn't do anything. If Dave Portnoy wants to send me to any tragedy, I'll go. What do I have to do to get tickets for Dave Portnoy to send me to a tragedy? Send me to go. After admitting responsibility and accepting Portnoy's offer to go to Auschwitz, according to Portnoy, Kahn did a total 180.
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In a separate video posted to social media, Kahn said he had nothing to do with the sign or spreading hatred, but was acting as a citizen journalist. That's a bit of a stretch, Moe. And was documenting anti-Jewish animus based on Israel's actions. That's an odd way to do it. Wait, what? Khan said he had nothing to do with the signer spreading hatred, but was acting as a citizen journalist.
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Wait, what? In the video, Khan offered his own explanation of the event and its larger stakes, invoking radicalized violence by likening Portnoy's campaign against him to a lynching. Khan said he only admitted responsibility for the sign to Portnoy under duress, he said, due to an asymmetrical power dynamic. OK, this is so gay. Just admit it. You did it. And go to Auschwitz. Just go to Auschwitz.
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You'll have fun. Not at Auschwitz. But the trip is you're going to where it's Poland, right? Yeah, you can visit other cities in Poland. I would ask Dave Portnoy that if I was this guy. I'd go, I will go to Auschwitz. Can I also visit some other cities in Poland while I'm there? Polish foods, interesting pierogies, kielbasa, things like that. It's a nice trip.
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Yes, Auschwitz will put a damper on the trip, but you get some good food. He's going to fly in their economy, probably. I imagine he's not going to fly in first class. Here's a dirty little secret the insurance industry may want to keep under wraps. Insurance companies profit by holding onto your money for as long as possible.
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Meanwhile, it's really the insurance company covering the cost. When Morgan & Morgan takes on a case, they're almost always going after the big insurance companies and not the individuals at fault. Morgan & Morgan fights hard for their clients, and these corporations know that. A recent client in Pennsylvania just received $29 million. Insure's best offer was $500,000.
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This is a paid advertisement. Show this guy that crashed into Jennifer Aniston's house. Everybody's saying it looks like me. Because it was me. And the reason I was crashing into her house was to kill her. I was gonna kill her. That's all. I was gonna kill her. I wanted to go to Auschwitz with her. I wanted to pay for Jennifer Aniston to go to Auschwitz with me.
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And now him and the kid are like in a legal battle. And then the kid started like a GoFundMe. And he's got like 15,000 in the GoFundMe. Which I don't know what's going on. But the kid like, obviously it's stupid to do that. The internet's not real life. You can't, you can't, it's not, you can't do that. But he's raised 15 G's. I don't know what's going on.
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No one would give her that message, so I had to do it. Let's watch this. By the way, let's just go through some of my predictions. Number one, celebrities, Kanye, Bieber, whoever, there's going to be more public kind of melting down. Kanye has a new song. We can't play it. The beat is fire, but the words are indelicate.
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Now, we're going to see a lot more of these celebrities because celebrities now, again, remember, Hollywood's gone. It's been gone. A lot of it. There's some of it left. Every show that Hollywood makes now, from like that show Hacks to the show The Studio, every show that they're making is just to prove that it exists. Hollywood exists. That's all.
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The premise of Hacks is that, like, this 70-year-old woman gets the first... She's the first female late-night host in the studios. But it's like, the premise of all these shows, they're just making shows now to prove to you that it's still there. It exists in whatever capacity. But... A lot of celebrities have been publicly losing their minds.
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And you watch it now because they can just pick up a phone. Celebrities, there's no more, you know, no more layers between a celebrity and the public. You know, you can't stop them. You can't lock up the phone. Agent, manager, lawyer, publicist, all that stuff. They just wake up and get the news like everybody else. They just see their client going nuts and doing whatever. You know?
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The other thing that's going to... So what's going to happen... And Jennifer Aniston has not done that, in fairness to her. This is not... But my point is this. There's always been crazy people that believe that they're like meant to be with a celebrity. It's the whole premise of stalking, right? I'm here to protect her or whatever. And now celebrities are going crazy publicly.
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And now you have all these crazy people who want to like, so it's, I'm just saying it's going to get interesting, right? Like eventually some of these crazy celebrities and some of these crazy stalkers, they're going to start working together. Like they're going to like one of these stalkers is going to show up and one of these lunatic celebrities is going to go. You're right.
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We are meant to be together. Like it's the stalkers now are almost in the right. Here's what I'm saying. They're almost in the right to break into these celebrities' homes is what I mean. And I'm not saying do it. Listen to what I'm saying because I don't want to be sued, and I'm not advocating anything. What I'm saying is this.
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You know, one or two over 50 million, you know, that one from Succession and stuff, but it wasn't Beverly Hills, it wasn't Malibu, it's not Bel Air. Palisades is predominantly newer money and, you know, we're talking about Gaza. Prime. This is big. We're talking about religion. We're talking about the beginning. I mean, this is big. We're talking about the Ukraine, the breadbasket of Europe.
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The vultures are coming and why wouldn't they? What are you, silly? This is the way it works. This is how it happens. And it may be good. I know you're mad. You know, Godiva, you know, they give, sometimes you get a little free piece of chocolate when you walk in. And isn't that better than getting acid thrown in your face? Maybe not. If you're throwing the acid.
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And it's raining here and the rain has hopefully cleared the air. The concern with L.A., the very health conscious L.A. was the air after the fires. What is the air quality? Everybody was debating it and calling their doctors. Is it okay? What about the air? People wanted to make sure they could go outside.
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But my point is that Hamas is not a stable governing apparatus. So there's got to be, now I'm not thrilled with this, but me being thrilled with it doesn't matter. I hope we've realized that. Things have a certain inertia whether they're going to happen or not happen. And this might be a beautiful indoor-outdoor kind of mall where you would have, you know, some luxury. Some things that are nice.
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Maybe there'd be some things that are nice. And it's going to take a little time and it's going to take some getting used to. Hamas is going to be working at the mall. They are going to be working there. It's the natural order of things. You're not defeating capitalism. What are you, nuts? You are not going to be defeating. You can't stop what's coming. It's coming.
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You're going to be working at Build-A-Bear, Hamas. Are you nuts? You're going to be the manager of a PF Changs in Gaza. That's what's coming. You can't fight it. I know you want to, but you won't. You're gonna be dealing with complaints about orange chicken. And you're gonna go, God, I wish I could just fucking drag this table down into the tunnel. But you're not.
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You're gonna go and you're gonna get them a free fried rice. It's coming. You can't live the way you're living forever. You can't live in a network of tunnels forever. You're gonna have to come above ground. And you're gonna be making smoothies for people that visit the Four Seasons. I talked about that already. It's just gonna happen. That's your sentence. That's your sentence.
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You're going to work at the casino and it's not that bad. Historically, people have had a lot worse happen to them. than just working at the casino. Let's listen to President Trump.
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Listen, he is being a real estate developer. This term is interesting because he's like Greenland, let's go. Canada, we're back to imperialism, we're back to development, we're back to real estate. Yes, he's firing everyone. All these people. Can you believe he's firing everyone? What do you think happens when he gets in? He's going to give everyone bonuses? You investigated him for eight years?
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People get fired. You know, people get fired. You work a comedy club. They bring in a new booker. You don't work there anymore. You were fired. An agent came into my old agency. He fired my agent. I went to a new agency. People get fired. They bring their people in. The other people go. That's what happens. It's what's going on. He's thinking about real estate now. He's focused. The Gaza Strip.
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An American... Of Vegas, of the Middle East, the Riviera, French Riviera. Lake Como. We're talking about, you know, I mean, come on. Monaco. And then Hamas, you work in the store. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. You work in the Apple store. Hamas works in the Apple store in Gaza. So what? It's not bad.
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Israel could have, you know, it could have been a little less, it could have gone a little less hard there, but they didn't. And they've really, you know, they put in, there's just no winning in that part of the world right now. And Trump's coming together, we're doing the Dave and Busters, and Hamas is going to work there. Sorry, what did you think was going to happen?
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And the carcinogens, cancer-causing chemicals, the batteries from the burned-up Teslas, the lithium-ion, all of that stuff, the toxicity is out of control. So people are correct to wonder if it is safe. I think now... There's going to be mudslides a little bit, maybe, perhaps, and toxic ash. So there will be rivers of toxic ash and mudslides and things like that.
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I wish they would do this in Detroit. I wish they would do it in America. That would be my thing. I think it should happen in America. And Americans should get jobs. That would be my thing. But I kind of get where he's going. I get where he's going. Let him finish.
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How fun will it be for the hostages to go back and say, I was in this tunnel and now I'm eating in this beautiful restaurant right in the spot where I, you know, was being held captive. And now I'm eating in this stunning, beautiful restaurant with a view of the beautiful ocean. Time heals all wounds. Time heals all wounds. A lot of people are upset about this. I'm defending it. Sorry.
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I know people are mad. I'm not saying you have to kick the gods and people out either. They can work. They want to work. Let them work. I think they should be able to work. They want to rebuild it. Let them rebuild their homes. Give them the chance to work in these luxury hotels that will be visited by Jewish people. Let them bring Jewish people their breakfast in a luxury hotel for money.
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I'm just saying. It seems to be... Now, yes, I guess there will remain some bad blood, but it... Let's not jump to conclusions. I'm in this movie, and you know what I'm thinking about? I'm thinking about how just movies in general, this have just not been... They've said in an article recently, the audience has moved on from movies in general.
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I'm thinking that this one that we're doing, that Spade and Theo are doing, that they've been nice enough to involve me in, is feeling like an early 2000s comedy, raunchy and funny and silly, and I think people really like it. Emilia Perez is a film about trans people where? In Mexico? No? Is it about Mexican trans people? Now, it's nominated for every award that you can nominate anything for.
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A Mexican lawyer is offered an unusual job to help a notorious cartel boss retire and transition into living as a woman, fulfilling a long-held desire. So it's about a Mexican, a leader of a Mexican cartel who is also trans. Now, Outside of like 12 people in Hollywood, no one wanted this, obviously. No one. Not Mexicans, not trans people. Nobody wanted this.
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No one of any denomination, no one on any, in any spectrum, on any spectrum, nobody wanted Emilia Perez. It doesn't make sense. a whole hell of a lot of sense from a marketing standpoint. It just doesn't. But this town, the one that I'm sitting in currently, doesn't care anymore about... They just want to give each other rewards. They want to circle the drain. They don't care.
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They're just having little shows for themselves. You know, little... You know, ceremonies for themselves, a little soiree. And they have this movie, Amelia Perez. And it is terrible. It's a horrible film. But that doesn't matter, because who cares? It has been overshadowed. Now, the only thing I like about the film is the tweets of its trans star, because she's incredibly racist. And I love her.
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She's denigrated Muslims. She called George Floyd a drug addict con artist. She said this about the Oscars. I didn't know if I was watching an Afro-Korean festival, a Black Lives Matter demonstration or 8M. She's a wild card. These tweets forget their content. They're just fun. They're the best thing about Emilia Perez, is that this bitch, a trans racist.
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Now, by the way, if you want to talk about something that can bring us all together, it's not Emilia Perez, it's this trans racist bitch. That's who can bring us together, a trans racist. Not a movie, a fucking musical about a cartel tranny. No, a real life trans racist. Who criticizes, and by the way, her tweets, they're a bit colorful, obviously.
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But she, listen, she can notice that there's a lot of Muslims in Europe. You're allowed to notice that. You're allowed to notice these things. She's allowed to notice this. She's doing it in a rather colorful way, but she's allowed to notice these things. And the people in her cast, Zoe Saldana and all these people are disowning her.
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Zoe Saldana hat etwas gesagt, wo sie sagt, ich bin enttäuscht in ihren Aktionen, aber ich eröffne mich immer noch, um Freude zu erleben. Sie sind so psychotisch, sie produzieren. Zoe Saldana, zurück zu dem. Sie produzieren. Da ist ein Artikel von Variety. This is the article in Variety about Zoe Saldana being able to handle these tweets, by the way.
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She goes, Zoe Saldana is, quote, processing the Carla Sofia Gascon fallout, but, quote, I'm allowing myself to still experience joy amid Emilia Perez Oscar campaign. So I'm glad that Zoe Saldana is still allowing herself to experience joy. This is why, by the way, America has watched while this place burned without a care. But she's allowing herself to experience joy.
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So another joy, another blessing for Los Angeles, the city of Los Angeles. Another win, another W. People here, man, I hope they're resilient. I mean, I'm leaving. But I hope the rest of you are resilient. That's the way I feel about areas, by the way. I leave. I love that you all fight for it. I'm fighting for it. It's my home. Good for you. I go. I leave. I leave. I leave. I believe in me.
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I'm allowing myself to experience the joyful tweets. How about that? I'm joyous of reading the tweets that are fun. Why can't a trans person have a little fun? That's the point of X. Is this Zoe responding? I think so, yeah. All right, let's see what she says. Zoe Saldana responding to... Responding to... Oh, we can't hear it again.
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We want to hear what she says about George. Ask her about George Floyd. Ask her about George Floyd. Where's this bitch Carla? I wanna hear her. Can we get her up? She seems like a lot of fun. She's not going to the Oscar. Well, I want her to go. Well, I want her to go. Why can't she go? I want her to go. Let's see this. Now, this is at the Golden Globes.
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Before all of these tweets resurfaced about this movie, about this musical about a cartel boss who's trans, that no one has seen and no one cares about and no one likes and no one wants. And the only thing good about it is the racist tweets of the woman in it. And now let's watch.
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I love her! Yes! That's code! Oh my God! This bitch is great! The light wins over the darkness! This is amazing! Keep going! Yes, they have no idea. She's a white nationalist.
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Das ist richtig. Vielen Dank. Ja. Now this one, now they are throwing this woman, this lovely lady, this feminine lady woman. They're throwing this lovely woman into the street just because she's noticed that there's a couple of burkas in France. Sie hat bemerkt, dass viele Leute in Frankreich den vollen Garbage-Bag tragen und sie ist nicht dazu.
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Viele Leute sind nicht, weil sie Frankreich lieben und sie wollen, dass es französisch ist. Entschuldige. Ich entschuldige dich, dass du so verurteilt bist. Dass sie Frankreich für französische Leute wollen. Und Muslime, die da kommen, die sich auch als französisch identifizieren.
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Not people that are just living on a landmass who want to keep every single component of their culture, even if it's in direct opposition to the values of the culture of the place they've lived and moved. So she noticed that in a colorful way on Twitter. Perhaps too colorful, I don't know. But what did she say? How many times will history have to expel the Moors from Spain?
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We have not yet realized what this threat of civilization means, which constantly attacks the freedom and coherence of the individual. It's not about racism, it's about Islam, and that is what Gascon says. I mean, listen, here's the way I've always felt about this type of thing. If she has these opinions... And they're not known to anyone. And she's hired to do a film.
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And you're all pretending that this movie is good and it's garbage. And we all know it. And then these opinions surface. And you all have to distance yourself from this person. And say, and pretend that, didn't she do the job in the movie? Wasn't that her job? She's an actress. The job is to pretend to be someone else. Did she do it or not?
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And this idea that... And this is why they're just eating their tail. They're chasing their tail and then they're eating it. It isn't really a big deal to me that a trans woman doesn't love Islam. Warum ist das so ein großer Schock für die Leute in Hollywood, dass eine Transfrau nicht automatisch Islam lieben würde? Warum ist das ein riesiges Problem für Zoe Saldana oder für diese Leute?
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Natürlich wissen wir, weshalb es ein großes Problem ist. Denn diese Leute müssen komplett dachten, sie haben diese logische unkohärente Position, dass selbst wenn fundamentalistischer Islam nichts glaubt, was sie glauben, müssen sie trotzdem alle in Amerika willkommen machen.
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That's what I believe in. I believe in me. I don't believe a zip code is my worth. I don't believe I am connected to a landmass more than I am connected to my desire to live. So while I will visit Los Angeles, you know, I enjoy it, you know, from time to time. I've never really lived here full time. I've always been, I hop around. And my heart goes out and I will say this.
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It just is the position of everyone in LA for whatever reason to just say that everyone belongs in America, no matter what they believe. Unless you're Russian. Unless you're like a Russian or something. But everyone else... Even if you believe that women should have to wear a thing. And I'm not like a guy who's going on the crusade against Islam.
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In the new movie Busboys with Giovanna David Spade, I've had makeup on my face for the last four days in a row, three days. And it's been, my face is like, I have very sensitive skin and it's insane. The chemical makeup that is used is, you know, such a horrible thing for fair Irish white Hitler skin that I have. And it's been very, very tough for me. And I've been dealing with that.
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I have no interest in telling anyone in any Islamic country how to believe. What to believe or how to behave or what kind of government they need. I don't want American troops or American money or American resources trying to quote democratize any of those places. I have zero interest in it. There's a lot of friends I have that are Muslim. I have friends that are devout Muslims.
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I have friends that are not as devout. I have friends across the spectrum. I do not care. I do not live in a Muslim country. I don't want to. I don't want to live in a Jewish country. I don't want to live in Israel, which there is one called Israel. It's an ethno-state. I don't want to live there. Sorry. I don't want to live there.
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I like living in America and I like that America has different groups of people that are represented. But we have a separation of church and state. We have laws. We have customs. And here's the reality of the situation. We also have a culture. We have a culture. And we need to agree upon to some degree what that culture is.
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And at the end of the day, American culture is a distinct, unique thing that lots of people have added to. But it's also something that has definite characteristics. And it's not a fundamentalist Islamic country. Und es ist kein fundamentalistisches christliches Land.
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Es ist ein jüdisch-christliches Land, das eine Zerteilung von Kirche und Staat hat, die pluralistisch ist und die Menschen frei zu beten erlaubt, so wie sie es wollen. Und sie sollten nicht verurteilt werden, ob sie christlich oder muslimisch glauben. But you have to make sure that everybody's interested in that.
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You have to make sure, if you have one group of people that is coming in and saying, we don't really have an interest in participating in your culture, we have an interest in taking it over, that's not ideal.
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And if this trans woman, who is in this abortion of a musical, points or seems to feel that way, and it's shocking, all these people in LA are like, oh my God, why isn't this trans woman in love with his, it's crazy to me. It's crazy to me that they're shocked by this. Now, she said it a little colorfully, sure.
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But this idea that she's supposed to be like excited about, this is why the town that I'm sitting in right now is precipitously declining quickly. Like everyone's like, oh, Nikki Glaser killed at the Golden Globes. Of course she did. They need her. She doesn't need them. Nikki Glaser ist die Star. Viele Leute in den Golden Globes verlieren die Relevanz von Minute zu Minute. Nikki ist die Comic.
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Sie ist die Talent. Sie ist diejenige, die die Arbeit macht. Nikki ist diejenige, die beeindruckend ist. Viele Leute in dieser Raum sind nicht beeindruckt. Das war nicht beeindruckend, diese Frau. Sie hat uns in den Trailer gesetzt. Können wir den Trailer für Emilia Perez sehen? Dieser Schmerz.
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Man to woman, a woman to man Man to woman, from penis to vagina Is it for you? For me
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Show this at the border. They'll self-deport. They'll go home. They'll go home, by the way. This is the movie they all have to watch at the border. They'll go home. You won't need ice. They'll leave. Penis to vagina, vagina to penis. Can you imagine watching this? What is going on over there? You know what I mean? Can you tell a story with any dignity? With any artistry? It's a nightmare.
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Here's the other problem with this town. People have to be fired. People are like, I can't believe you offered the CIA buyouts. I know, I so... You nuts. You're feeling bad for the spies now? Is there no one you won't pity? The pharmaceutical companies, the people that manufacture the poison cereal and now the spies? Is there not one group of monsters you people won't pity?
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I respect the people who feel rooted here, who feel like this is their home and they want to stay and fight for it. I personally am leaving. I will leave. I'm going to go. But the people here... That feel like the mudslides and the fires and the toxic ash and the earthquakes and the crime and the taxes and the evaporating industry and all of that. I get it. Hey man, the guacamole is good.
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I have friends that lost jobs or worked for the NIH and stuff, and I feel bad for them. I feel bad for anyone that loses work. But Republicans have always wanted to make the government smaller. It's why you try to win the election, Democrats. You don't run a dementia patient followed by a woman who has no idea what the hell is going on.
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You don't create a brand of politics that's so viscerally offensive to a lot of swing voters that you then end up creating the most potent Republican strain of conservatism you've had in the country in years. And you did that. I explained to you, I'm not going to go back and tell you how you did it. Go listen to my episode right after the election.
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It was obvious to most people what was happening. The overreach of a lot of people on the liberal end of the spectrum.
The Tim Dillon Show
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You can't tell people they suck, they have this unearned privilege, especially if they're people sitting in Ohio or in the Rust Belt or wherever the hell they happen to be, and they're broke, and their parents are alcoholics, and their brother died of a fentanyl overdose, and their community's been gutted, and then you tell them that they're responsible for all the ills of the world and that they have privilege, and then they don't vote for you.
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Whoa! What a shock! How shocked! It's almost as shocking as the trans woman not falling in line and loving Islam. So many shocks. Everybody's shocked about everything. Nobody understands. So you have this situation where people in this town need to get fired. They need to get fired. And I'm not going to say their names, but I could.
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People in this town have destroyed their companies and they've destroyed the American faith in the movie business, the entertainment business, by the way. And they should be fired. Because they failed. They failed. They've ended up destroying the companies that they were at the helm of with this garbage that people hate. Because they're in fear. People at Netflix don't seem to be in fear.
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I think Ted Sarandos has done a good job. I don't agree with all the decisions there, but who cares what I think? Except the people that listen to this. But I think they've done a relatively good job. Relatively. And this is Netflix, right? This crap? Okay. Not on this. Not so much on this. I'm telling you right now, and I'm not singling anyone out, people in this town need to be fired.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Just like people in D.C. need to be fired. Because you have failed. You've turned large swaths of the American public against your business. You've impoverished people. You've destroyed their lives. There are writers right now that can't get a fucking job who are moving back in with their parents because you've failed. And you should be fired. And you should leave. I'm sorry.
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There's a lot of zeros here that have been making money for a long fucking time. Because they have zero talent at what they do. They're executives. They should be ashamed of themselves. They kicked everyone out of this town that had guts and balls. And I don't mean that in a gender way. There's a lot of chicks with balls, as you all remind me.
The Tim Dillon Show
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But there was a lot of people in this town that took major risks. And some of them failed miserably and killed themselves. And some of them succeeded beyond their wildest imaginations. That's what LA was built on. Those people have been kicked out. And they have brought in a group of quasi-pseudo-intellectual fucking, you know, shills.
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And they came in from the university system and they came in speaking a language that... And they terrified people. They terrified people and they invaded. And they're mediocre. And they are sticking around and they spread like a cancer and they need to go. And I don't know who's going to do it. I don't know how crazy...
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It needs to get before some of these people are forced to answer for the tremendous mistakes they've made. Here is my new favorite entertainer responding. She is my favorite entertainer responding. And this idiot, I hate this bald guy. What's his name, this armadillo? I hate him. What's his name? Do you know his name? I hate him.
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Oh, I thought he was someone else I hate. He looks like someone I hate, but maybe I don't hate him. I hate someone that looks like him. But the point is this. He's asking this talented woman, who's a free spirit, to renounce her nomination. This is disgusting. This is more press than anyone's gotten at the fucking thing. Let's watch this. Why do they have to speak in Spanish? No, I mean literally.
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It is good. That's the reality. It's good. And the sushi is good. And it's a great city. And it's a great place to live. By the way, newsflash, nowhere is great to live for your entire life. You have errors in your life. Taylor Swift said this. And there's an error to be here. There's an error to stay put. There's an error to flee.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Can't they speak in English about this? Why does she have to say racist things in Spanish? I'm trying to be her fan. This woman needs to learn to call George Floyd a drug addict in English if she wants me to be her fan. I'm really trying here. I'm trying to be your fan, but if you're going to be racist in Spanish, I have a problem with that. She has to be racist in English. I'm sorry.
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I'm doing the best that I can. Okay, I'm going to try to read the subtitles here, but I shouldn't have to, because it's America.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And what is being valued is my acting work. She's right. Also kann ich auch nicht eine Nominierung verurteilen, weil ich keinen Schaden gemacht habe. Ich habe niemanden verletzt, ich bin kein Rassist, ich bin keine der Dinge, die alle diese Leute versucht haben, dass andere glauben, dass ich bin. Also, weil ich nichts zu verstecken habe, ist das, weshalb ich hier bin, gerade mit Ihnen zu sprechen.
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I have no reason to renounce anyone who wants to set me aside because they think that way. I only ask them to be truthful, justly and absolutely prove that I have written something with the intent to harm or that it has a meaning because I am the way they are saying. Because if that is the case, the world we live in is going to be very difficult to recover. I'm into it. I like her.
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And here's what I like about her. She's refusing to go away. She's not going away. She's fighting. She's standing her ground. Some would say she's the George Zimmerman of her time. And this woman is making the Oscars, a pitifully boring mess, really interesting. And I hope she shows up and I know she's not going to win because everyone there is a coward. But man, how great would it be if she won.
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It would be interesting and we'd watch. I don't think you can... You can throw people away anymore the way you were doing it years ago. You have to deal with people and their ideas. You have to deal with this lovely woman. You have to deal with her. Yeah, that's gonna work. Can you imagine? Let's rebuke him. We'll rebuke him with this movie. Wow. Ted, tu es nicht, Ted!
The Tim Dillon Show
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Nein, die eine, die ich gewinnen will. Was ist ihr Name, Ted? Verlasst diese Frau nicht in ihrer Zeit der Bedrohung, Carla Sophia Gascon. Licht wird immer über die Dunkelheit gewinnen. Licht wird immer über die dunklen Menschen gewinnen. Die dunklen Menschen werden über die dunklen Menschen gewinnen. Es ist lustig. Es ist lustig und lustig. Warum bewegen wir nicht ein bisschen Lust?
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Ich werde nicht mit allem stimmen, was Trump tun wird, offensichtlich. Aber ich denke, dass wir müssen, wenn du mit etwas disagreierst, und hör mal, ich bin nicht für jeden Immigranten in Amerika, der deportiert wird, aber ich denke, dass viele Kriminelle gehen müssen. Nicht diese Frau. Nicht diese Frau. You will not deport her ice in front of me. I will stand with her.
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Why can't I stand with this woman? This Mexican woman. Why is that a problem? Why am I a problem? Everyone, this is my Mexican to stand with now in her time. Can you stand with me to stand with her? Where is Hollywood standing with me standing with her? Why can't I stand with this trans Mexican? I thought that was the whole thing. I thought that was what we were supposed to be doing.
The Tim Dillon Show
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There's times to, you know, you gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them. And I think there are just times when an area is beating you down on every level. It is not a mark of strength to stay. It is a mark of stupidity. Do not confuse stupidity with strength. Feuer, Debris und Asche enthalten, Quote, schreckliche Substanzen, wie Asbestos, schwere Metalle und toxische Chemikalien.
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I stand with her. I thought that was the whole thing we were supposed to be doing. Standing with trans people of color. Well, I'm doing it. Where is Netflix? Where is Hollywood? Where are all my friends in Hollywood not standing with this trans person of color? Why is Tim Dillon the only person standing with this Mexican trans person? I will shelter her from ICE. If they come, I will shelter her.
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I have real estate. I can put you in it. Sophia, what is it again? What is this bitch's name? Sophia, Carla, Sophia, Gascon, Carlson, Coulter. She can come and stay in my home. And if ICE talks to her, she's not here. And of course you're going to hear her. They're gonna hear her voice. She'll be eating a lobster roll in the backyard in the Hamptons. She's gonna be going, Demographics is destiny.
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Demographics is destiny. And they may find her. But I will shelter this woman and I would frankly like a bit of I'd like a bit of goodwill from a community of people that's not always a fan of mine because I'm literally saying I'm sheltering this woman. They're ignoring her. They're putting her in the shadows. This is everything they say they don't want. They don't want people in the shadows.
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They don't want them to be voiceless. Well, wait a minute. You're now doing it. You're doing it. Gascogne will focus on those European Awards ceremonies and skip the two-state side shows. She's been slated to appear this weekend. The Critics' Choice Awards on Friday, the Producers Guild Awards on Saturday.
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Whether she will attend the Screen Actors Guild on the 23rd or the Oscar ceremony next month is yet to be determined. though Netflix will no longer cover expenses for the Spain-based star to make those trips to Los Angeles. I will. I will. I will. I am. I actually am. I will. First class. First Class, I'm your guest. You go to the Oscars. First Class. If they don't want to pay, I pay.
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I pay for you. What is it? Sophia Gascon. Carla Sophia Gascon. Trump, I pay. You come. First Class. Beverly Hills Hotel. Sweet. Souffle on me. This month it's pink. It's a raspberry. It's stunning. You come, we go. Nobu Malibu. Me and you. Together forever.
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Many in the industry were surprised that Netflix strategist and Gascon's own publicist had failed to persuade her to scrub her old social media posts before the Oscar bid exposed her to a new level of global scrutiny. You can expect that sort of across-the-board purge to be a campaign mainstay in the future. Oh, I bet it will be.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Let me... Can you find, and I don't think we can, but can you find a copyright-free I Got You Babe from Sonny and Cher? It probably doesn't exist. But I will tell you this right now. I don't know if this woman watches this program. I imagine she doesn't, but I will tell you right now. I got you, babe. I will fly you first class to my country.
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I will put you up in a great hotel and I will bring you to the Academy. We will go together to the Academy Awards. Play this in the background. They say we're young and we don't know.
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I got money, I'll fly you in from Spain. I think your tweets are funny and they didn't cause much pain.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I'm a faggot who's friends with people that know Donald Trump.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I'm not gonna ask you what they did with your thing.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Der Los Angeles County Department of Public Health Director, Dr. Barber. Und sie würden mich nicht mal auf die PCH fahren lassen. Weil ich Nobu Malibu genannt habe und gesagt habe, ich will eine Reservation und ich will ein bisschen Devastation sehen. Und ich wurde nicht erlaubt. I wanted to take a little survey of the damage myself. See if there's any land buying opportunities.
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I got you, babe. And that's my song for the actress Emilia Perez. And I hope that she takes me up on it. I don't know that she will, but I would love to take her to the new Gaza. I'd love to take you to Nobu Gaza. Nobu Gaza is coming and there's nothing anyone can do about it. There's nothing anyone can do about it.
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Just like everybody is going to get exposed for some shit they said in a tweet, there's going to be a Nobu Gaza. It's going to be hard to get in. That's the thing. It's going to be a noble Gaza and it's going to be difficult to get in. And it's sad. I wish it went a different way. I wish it went a different way. I wish it went a different way. I've said that.
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But at the end of the day, you just have to kind of, you know, you ebb and flow, you bob and weave. And I hope to God, my concern, I don't want the Palestinians displaced. I want them to take part in this. Are they going to? Probably not. And the Ukrainians, no. That's not part of the plan. The plan is not for people, this homeland thing that everyone's like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They want to turn everything into a high-end mall so that the wealthiest people in the world can global jet set and buy different purses and take photos next to a pool. And they're going to put everybody else in, you know, I don't know, some type of like... Steerage on a ship. That's the plan here. Trump schreibt, dass transgender Studenten Athleten von Frauen-Sporten verurteilt werden.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Hier ist die Sache, Leute. Das ist noch eines dieser Dinge, die die Demokraten falsch gemacht haben. Sie sollten nur gesagt haben, dass transsexuelle Menschen Respekt verdienen, aber wir können keine Kinder und pubescenten Teenagern medizinisch überwachen, weil wir nicht sicher sind, was die Wissenschaft ist und es sie schaden könnte.
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Und wir können nicht biologische Männer in Frauen-Sporten kämpfen. Meine Bonafide, die die Trans-Community unterstützt, sollte niemals in Frage gestellt werden. Ich habe einfach nur gesagt, dass ich einen von ihnen hier fliegen würde, der ziemlich kontrovers ist. Aber ich mache das, weil ich nicht runne, wenn es schwer wird. Ich sage nur, ich kann nur nicht warten, bis sie mich morgen anrufen.
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Du weißt, wir haben ein animiertes Show mit Netflix. Was machst du? Ich sage, ich biete... Ich sage, sie müssen nicht bezahlen. I'm saying they don't have to pay. I'm taking the burden off them. How about that? I'm taking the burden off them. I'm doing the right thing. For once. Actually always, but recognizably for once. Supporting a trans woman of color and paying for her to come to America.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Okay? So I think that at the end of the day, you know, Hollywood must reform. It must be reborn. But first, unfortunately, people are going to have to get fired. They're going to have to leave. And by the way, it's not who you think. Like the show, like the show Hacks, I think is a very good show, even though some of their writers have called me a fascist on Twitter. Bygones. I don't care.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It doesn't matter. The point is this. I think it's actually an excellent show. I'm not even talking about those people, by the way. I'm not even talking about people who publicly dislike me. I'm just saying other people have to get fired. It's not even you who I'm speaking of firing, if you hear this, whoever it is.
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Because I think a lot of those people that don't even like me, I go, you do a fair job. I like to watch that show. It's a fine show. It's not The Sopranos, but it's a damn good show. It's a good show. It doesn't matter that co-producers will hate me. Who cares? Where am I going to bump into them? The point is... I'm not saying kick the liberals out of Hollywood.
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That's my main thing now. Can I get in? Can I get in? I want to sponsor an event at the city hall or whatever. Maybe not city hall, but somewhere official, a government building. And I want to call it How do we buy burned land? And it's going to be for investors. It's going to be a... And maybe we book like a hotel conference room. And we do a little summit.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Most of my friends are crazy liberals. They're fun, some of them. But we need to go back to like, it's gotta make fucking sense. It's gotta make sense. That's all. What the fuck's going on? Nobody's even trying to make money here anymore. TimDillonComedy.com. We're in Canada. Isn't that nice? Vancouver, Edmonton, Calgary, Winnipeg. We've added second shows. We're gonna be in London soon.
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You know, I did the big London show, Royal Albert Hall. Es ist Fundamentalismus. Es ist nicht Islam, es ist Fundamentalismus. Es ist, wenn die Leute völlig nicht die Werte eines Landes respektieren, in dem sie leben. Es gibt viele tolle Leute in der Saudi-Royal-Familie, die Fans des Shows sind. Ich mag es, wenn sie Indoor-Löcher haben, wo sie Jetski machen. Ich mag das.
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Das ist nicht, was ich sage. What I'm saying is that, you know, we all have to just, you know, relax. You know, you can't move into a country and turn it into the country you left. That's not what anybody wants. Just like you can't move to a state and turn it into the state that you left. You left for a reason. You came here for a reason.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Und ich denke, dass diese Schauspielerin das colorvoll diskutiert hat. Ich denke nicht, dass sie eine schreckliche Person ist. Vielleicht ist sie es, ich weiß es nicht. Aber ich biete... naja, es ist ein bisschen wild. Sie sagte, Islam wird ein Hotbed von Infektionen für die Menschheit werden, die vorgesehen werden müssen, um sich zu retten. Es ist ein bisschen viel. Das sind nicht meine Worte.
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Ich hätte es nicht gesagt. Es ist ein bisschen viel. Vielleicht Coach. Ich fliege ihr in den Coach. Teacher, relax! TimDoolandComedy.com. Thank you. Good night. Goodbye. Emilia Benes!
The Tim Dillon Show
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We do a little talk for the members of the investment community. How do we buy Altadena? How do we buy the charred land from out from under these people and turn it into something? How can we do it? Because god damn it, I'll be damned if Gaza is gonna get a resort, but we're not gonna throw one in the Palisades.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Gaza's gonna get a couple of new outdoor malls and a Four Seasons, but we're not gonna do it in the Palisades. Again, people were messaging me going, I can't believe you called it on the Gaza thing. And it's like, guys, that's not even an incident where I called it. That is the most obvious thing ever.
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If you're a sentient human being and you've paid attention to anything ever, it's obvious they were never... The plan for Gaza was never for the Palestinians to go back and play soccer there. That was never the plan for Gaza. The plan for Gaza was redevelopment. Now, a lot of people are angry at Donald Trump.
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Do we have the video of the President of the United States suggesting that perhaps the United States should occupy Gaza, rebuild it and have a presence there indefinitely? Now, I know what he meant. A lot of people don't. And a lot of people are judging his plan without even looking at the renderings. When a new condo is built, you have to look at the renderings first.
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But the movie is hilarious and very funny and very excited to be a part of it, you know. And, you know, it'll come out, I don't know. But we've been doing it and it's a lot of fun. And, you know, Spade's a legend and Theo's a legend. These guys are just the best. So it's great to be working with them. Yeah, there's a variety...
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What are the finishes going to be? Is it a light or a dark color palette? Trump hat keine Spezifikationen bekommen. Es können Gymnasien und Pools sein, ein Porte de Cochere, man kann sein Auto ausziehen. Es können Services sein, es kann ein privates Restaurant für die Bewohner sein. Wir wissen es nicht. Wir wissen es nicht. Das ist ein sehr ambitanter Neudevelopmentprojekt.
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Neudev ist der Begriff in der Business. Und unser Leiter, Donald Trump, unser Präsident... is suggesting a redevelopment of Gaza and people are flipping out and screaming and they have not seen one rendering. It actually might be stunning. Now I know what you're saying to me. Tim, hold on. Nothing ever really looks like the renderings.
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The brochure and the online renderings usually show you the penthouse. They show you the sky collection, the tower residences. And you, the $4 million condo is a little closet somewhere like on floor 7, right after the amenity floor. But what I'm saying is you cannot judge Donald Trump's plan to fill Gaza... with nice high-end shit until you've seen the fucking renderings.
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You have not seen what this man is proposing. You're judging him because you're all... It's knee-jerk reaction time all the time with people. I bet he's got something, you know... For example, the Grove in Los Angeles, which Rick Caruso owns, who should be the mayor, but these fucking psychopaths that live here don't want that. This guy developed these outdoor malls that are nice.
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They're really nice. I don't know what people think we have left in America, but all we really have left is an outdoor mall. But I don't know in what fantasy land they think that instead of having outdoor malls, we should have indigenous drum circles or whatever these people think is coming. He developed all these nice outdoor malls and one of them has a train going through it on Christmas.
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So what if Donald Trump's, what if that was part of the plan? Let's listen to Donald Trump in his own words discussing his plan today. to turn Gaza into a luxury resort, which I bet people would like. It would cheer it up. And I'm being serious. Now, obviously, I don't like an open-ended commitment in the Middle East for American soldiers and troops. I don't like it.
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I don't think the Palestinians should be kicked out of Gaza. What I am saying is that A farmer's market, a couple of outdoor malls, some nice condos, a boardwalk, an amusement park, a couple of a driving range. This is not the worst idea. Now, he did not present it well. He's shooting from the hip. It's off the cuff. America doing it, I'm not necessarily in love with. But let's hear him.
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Let's listen to this man. Because again, I think we're all jumping the gun here and we're not realizing there could be... It could be nice to have like more of a global area with a few Palestinian restaurants, which I think is what they're getting. Like a few... Palästinensische Rechte, weil sie die Olivenöl lieben. Du machst das ein bisschen.
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article about it spade and the avanta star in buddy comedy bus boys and um it's really funny it's an old school comedy it's really like a you know throwback to when things were really really really you know movies were funny set in border town in arizona the movie follows david and theo two friends who think becoming waiters will solve all of their problems it is great it is really funny and really enjoyable and that's why i'm out here in la right now uh
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Aber du machst es mehr ein globaler Hub für Geldverwaltung und eine Art körperliche, leere körperliche Schale eines Ortes, das Leute in und aus es schnell bewegt und ihr Geld wegschmeißt. Wir werden den Präsidenten der Vereinigten Staaten hören, er spricht über seinen Plan für Gaza, der viele Leute verletzt hat. Nicht viele Leute are supportive of this.
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People don't want a commitment in the Middle East. They don't want a US face on the rebuilding of Gaza. Saudi Arabia came out and said, we're not going to normalize relations with Israel as long as this is the plan. I think Egypt, other allies, other people, whatever, people, you know, regional actors, don't want this. But let's let the President speak.
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Give him the floor here, because we don't know what they're planning here. We don't. You know, I feel this way about most development, where you don't know what's going to happen. Are there amenities? Is there a pool? Is there a private restaurant? Is there a house car? Is it one of them that will only take you three miles? Because there's not a lot of stuff in the vicinity of three miles, right?
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Is reported to share? Do you pull in? Are there valets? Is it a 24-hour valet? Is it a full-service building? Is it a fake? Is it a virtual doorman? Or is it real? These are the questions that we must ask here. Is it luxury? Is it uber luxury? There is a difference. What's going to happen? This was always going to be a thing. There was never going to be a situation where this wasn't a thing.
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Kushner, a lot of these guys are salivating. Real estate developers are salivating. Regional power players don't want it to go back to Hamas. They don't want it. They don't want the Trump world there, whatever the plan is. But they certainly don't want it to be what it is.
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And the only way that people are going to get involved in that region, especially now, is if they think they can make a bucket of money. Why would you go and deal with the problems of doing anything in that region right now, unless you think you can make a bucket of money? And that is the plan. That's what Jared Kushner is down there in Miami, thinking of ways to carve up that beachfront.
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And they want it to be big hotels, shopping, high-end hotels. A casino or two. I'm telling you, I knew it. I knew it. This is not... I'm not... In some cases, maybe I'm clairvoyant to a degree. But in this case, I'm not gonna... I don't even take... Any credit for this? This is the most obvious thing that I've ever seen in my life.
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From the moment October 7th happened, I knew what was going to happen. And what was going to happen was a prolonged... Devastierende Krieg, verfolgt von einem Prozess der Erweiterung. Was denkst du, was in der Ukraine passiert? All die ukrainischen Leute, die das Land verlassen haben, die all euer Geld sparen, und wir sprechen darüber bald. Sie sind in Skitouren in Frankreich.
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Tucker hat das erwähnt, aber viele Leute haben es erwähnt, weil es wahr ist, ich habe Freunde in London und all diesen Orten, dass es viele reiche Ukrainer sind, die mit amerikanischen und ukrainischen Geld laufen. That they've laundered and they don't know where the hell it is. And they're running around the world. And what do you think is going to happen to the Ukraine after this?
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Who do you think is going to try to get in there and rebuild that? What are you, nuts? This is, you think the Pacific Palisades is big. This is a whole nother level. Palisades is a cute little town where some people that produced Desperate Housewives had a couple of 8, 9 million dollar overvalued bungalows. And a couple of 20, 30 million dollar homes on a cliff.
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But I'm saying that it has come to define the holidays in New York more than any other story. Let's watch a little bit of it, please, on CBS.
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Standing outside a Manhattan hotel. Getting ready to speak to the troops. To rev up the troops. He died doing what he loved. Standing outside of a Manhattan hotel at 6am. Getting ready to rev up the troops. He had a call. I believe he had some investment call or something. He died doing what he loved. How lucky is he? No, seriously. How lucky is he?
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What we're looking at is a gunman who was thoughtful and prepared, staked out the scene, began by shooting the person in the back.
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The fact that you're going to go shoot a CEO in the head and before you do, you can't do it without a Starbucks is a great commercial. It is a great commercial. If we're going to talk about brand awareness, how much free advertising is Starbucks getting from this? What a viral campaign. How brilliant. At a Starbucks. He went to a Starbucks. He was grinning at a Starbucks.
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He left DNA at a water bottle in a Starbucks. Not that Starbucks needs any help, but God, this is such a great... You think the people at Dunkin' Donuts are pissed he wasn't there? No one goes to Dunkin' Donuts before they kill anyone. Dunkin' Donuts is where you go after you've killed someone. After you've killed yourself. Starbucks is still the premier coffee chain in America.
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And it's great advertising to be mentioned in this. And that's the way they think. Do not think for a minute. Do not think for a minute that there are not executives at Starbucks that are kind of happy. Now let me tell you what else is going to happen right now. CEOs of companies are now on notice. This is the way psychology works.
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If you are the CEO of a company and you do something controversial, if your company is healthcare, those CEOs right now are terrified. They are absolutely terrified. They are hiring private security. I'm telling you. They are... Some of them are, you know, not going into an office. Some of them are... And I'm telling you because... This will not be the end of this.
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I believe this is a harbinger of things to come. Vigilante justice. And I'm not saying it's justice. I'm saying people feeling that voting doesn't work. People feeling that the democratic process does not serve them. People feeling that they are powerless, yet they have access to weapons. Many of them are mentally unwell. They're going to go after people.
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The Internet has enabled people to be more knowledgeable now about who the CEOs of these companies are. Some of those CEOs of companies listen to this show. I guarantee you, those people are taking extra precautions right now. This, I do not believe, will be a one and done. And I'm not saying there'll be copycats immediately.
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I'm saying as a trend, as a trend, identifying people in corporate America, who you feel have in some way, um, against the public interest and eliminating those people. And again, we're not saying this is a good thing. We're telling you what we believe will happen. I don't believe this will be the last time you see this.
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I think that this is probably something that could continue because people feel that That they are powerless. Especially in the world of healthcare. When they have seen operations and treatments be denied. When they have watched family members get killed by potentially preventable diseases. When they have seen the stress. People that go bankrupt because of healthcare...
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I think it's time to think about the holidays in a different way. It's too materialistic. It's disgusting. The stores and the toys and the crap. We got too much crap in the country. The United Healthcare CEO is lucky. He died doing what he loved. He died a soldier in the war of healthcare, which is a war. Healthcare is a war between sick people and insurance companies. It's a war.
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Often end up addicted to drugs. They end up killing themselves. This destroys families. People see that. They watch it. And they don't feel in any way that they can change anything. So they act out violently. And I'm not saying that that is...
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Speaking of CEOs, speaking of leaders of industries that have destroyed people's lives, okay? The people, and I'm not kidding about this, that make Uncrustables and Twinkies are saying fuck you to Ozempic and fuck you to RFK. The people behind the Uncrustable, which is the peanut butter and jelly sandwich that you can buy at 7-Eleven without a crust, if you don't know what that is. There it is.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Happy Christmas! Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa. This is the time for Ramadan and this is the winter solstice. This is the season of all the holidays. I think this is Ramadan. This is all of the holidays and it is a season of giving, a season of really reflecting on the things we have. And I'm serious.
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These things are tasty. It's a little pocket of white bread, peanut butter, jelly, it's all sugar. They press the edges very nicely with some type of iron. Now, the people that make these, okay, go up here and make this a little bigger so I can read this. The makings of weight loss drugs. The makers of weight loss drugs and RFK Jr. are both pushing for Americans to change their diets.
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But the owner of Twinkies and Uncrustables is predicting that nothing will be able to stop America's insatiable hunger for snacks. You want to talk about a supervillain? And I'm not saying to assassinate him. Do not, do not. It would be funny if you dumped a vat of chocolate on him. This is the quote.
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As it relates to anything in the political domain, we believe very strongly that snacking continues. J.M. Smucker. Is life real? J.M. Smucker, CEO Mark Smucker, said on an earnings call with Analyst Tuesday, consumers are going crazy. This is what he says. He goes, Consumers are going to continue to look for a way to reward themselves at different times throughout the day.
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Mark Smucker, the CEO of Big... Sandwich, big peanut butter and jellies and Twinkies. And by the way, the kind of fat you have to be to eat Twinkies, to buy Twinkies, to publicly purchase Twinkies, all the things you can do to get, to become a fatty boombaddy, to buy the most cartoonish And the Twinkie is not good. It's just corn syrupy bread and really sweet frosting inside.
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It's really not great. There's many better things to get fat on in this country than fucking Twinkies. But the CEO, Mark Smucker, whose entire life has been poisoning children... Er hat Analysten auf eine Telefonrunde gesagt, keine Sorge, diese Fattigen werden nie aufhören. Das ist, was er sagt. Diese Hühner werden nie aufhören. Sie werden nie aufhören. Sie können sie injizieren.
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Sie können sie aufhören. RFK kann da rein und fucking tun, was er will. Er kann fucking Warn-Label auflegen. Sie können versuchen, Leute zu entschädigen. Sie können mit Kampagnen kommen. Die Food Giants Antwort kam in Antwort auf eine Analyst-Frage über die Frage, ob Kennedys Make-America-Healthy-Agenda die Firma schaden könnte. Also verstehe und sei sehr klar darüber. Diese...
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Konglomerate cannot. I'm talking about everything from the Cheesecake Factory to Twinkies. Everything that we eat, for the most part, is directly in the scope of RFK and this new program to make America healthy. All of these people feel it. They are panicking. They are panicking. Their bread and butter... literally, is fat Americans. Poisoned American children. Fat children.
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Specifically, who grow up to be fatty boom baddies, but fat little toddlers, little bowling balls going down the halls of American grocery stores are the bread and butter of these companies. They need fat little children addicted to sugar. They need Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonka. They want everybody to be Violet Beauregard when she's the blueberry. They want fat people, immobilized.
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Piggies, they want people on oxygen machines. Now they will never admit it. They do not say that. But their job is to create... Snacks that addict. Have you seen children lately? By the way, have you seen them? They are... They have the bodies of divorced dads, children. They have... I don't want to... Let's not pick on him. I don't want to pick on him. I like the Rizzler.
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But this is what I mean. It's like children... And who am I here? A Navy SEAL? I'm not. But I'm saying, when I was eight, I did not look like this. Children now are little... Bowlingballs, Kinder. Und sie sind Addicts. Sie sind addiktiv zu Zucker. Sie sind addiktiv. Und RFK, das ist das Ding, Leute mögen nicht seinen Stand auf Vakzinen, oder sie argumentieren mit ihm über rohe Milch.
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Sick people are very selfish. Have you met any of them? They never stop. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Chemo, chemo, chemo. I have no hair. And you have men like this man, Brian Thompson, who is the CEO of UnitedHealthcare. A great company. And their job, their job, and let's not get it twisted, is to decide which sick people are a good bet. Who's a good bet? Who's a bad bet?
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Jeder, sogar seine größten Detraktoren, sind auf dem Weg mit dem Fakt, dass wir eine verpumpte Nahrungsstufe haben. Und dass Kinder sind basically poisoned and destroyed at a very young age. And Kennedy has said that there are chemical poisons in chips, gummy bears and other popular snacks. Kennedy takes a much more hostile view of food companies than previous administrations. So, Marion Nestle.
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I don't even know who these people are. I mean, this is hilarious, by the way. These are all evil people, by the way. The food industry ought to be quaking in its boots, but they don't think it's going to happen.
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Marion Nestle, eine leitende Autorität für die Nahrungs- und Ernährungspolitik an der New York University, hat gesagt, warte mal, diese Person hat den gleichen Namen wie das Ernährungs- und Ernährungs-Konglomerat und sie hat eine Autorität für die Nahrungs- und Ernährungspolitik? Interessant. Das scheint ein bisschen überraschend.
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Smucker believes that its food brands appeal and Americans craving for snacks will outweigh any changes Kennedy may bring. Around half of Americans see they eat three or four more snacks a day. Smucker said it has also not seen any material impact to its business from the growth of the GLP-1 medications millions of people are now using for weight loss. It is a fight. It is a fight.
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And they will not roll over these people. Okay? And neither will their consumers, neither will the clients, because they can't. But these companies are not going to stop unless they are Fully either broken up or like attacked. They have to be, these fucking people have to be exposed for what they're doing in the same way that Marlboro got exposed.
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And all of these, Philip Morris, it has to be treated like that. They have to do that type of expose on these food companies. And they have to be hauled before Congress. They have to be made to answer. And then if Americans are still hellbent on feeding their children this shit, well, there's nothing that you can do about it.
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But right now, this CEO... And by the way, now you're going to see these CEOs, since this guy got popped in the head, they're going to quiet the fuck down. I'm telling you right now, CEOs in this country are about to get quiet. They're about to be a quiet holiday for the CEOs in this country. They're going to pipe the fuck down.
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I'm telling you, if I was a CEO and I wanted to run my mouth, you know, I would just chill, take a beat, quiet down. What he should be saying on that earnings call is that we are excited about this. We're excited. that our country is getting healthier. And we want to play a pivotal role in this. But they can't, because they're drug dealers. And they're poison manufacturers.
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And I'll tell you this right now. I guarantee he might have been less. This is going to reverberate. This CEO getting popped in the head. Because these people don't respect anything. And then, by the way, this is going to sound, you know, whatever. But... These CEOs don't really respect, they don't fear the government. They buy senators and congressmen.
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They don't really fear reprisals from the people. But getting shot at point-blank range while standing outside of a hotel is going to make some of these people a little... nervös ist, je nachdem, in welcher Industrie sie sind. Ich sage es dir. Ich sage es dir. Und ich möchte jetzt über den CEO von Amerika für die nächsten Wochen, Joe Biden, reden, weil ich denke, es gibt Verwirrung.
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Und es ist immer so. Es ist oft so. Leute sind wütend, Joe Biden hat Dementia. Er ist kaum kohärent. Es muss wahrscheinlich erklärt werden, dass er einen Sohn hat. Dann muss es ihm erklärt werden, dass sein Sohn ein Krackkopf ist.
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Dann muss es ihm erklärt werden, dass sein Sohn Probleme mit Waffenrechnungen, unbezahlten Steuern hat, und dass er in der Ukraine arbeitete und meistens Zugang zu Biden verkaufte, als er Vizepräsident war. Und es muss ihm erklärt werden, dass er damals Vizepräsident war und jetzt der echte Präsident ist. All of these things have to be explained to him in an afternoon.
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Then it has to be explained to him that he can actually pardon his son so that his son will not have to go through any other legal problem. Biden is angry. He owes nothing to anybody. Biden is a career politician. There's fuckery in the Ukraine. We all know it. We don't know exactly what shape it takes. Trump was impeached for trying to figure out what the hell was going on.
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Hunter's laptop has photos of this guy smoking crack and fucking hookers with guns to their head. And Biden has a chance to make this go away. And he does. That's what family is for. And if you're a family values guy, if you're a family values guy, you gotta respect a man for pardoning His crackhead son. You respect him. That's his son. That's my son.
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The other one died of brain cancer because he was in a burn pit in the war. This is the only son I've got left. And yes, he's a crackhead. And yes, he fucks hookers with guns to their head and takes photos of it and puts it on a laptop that he then turns in to get fixed. And then it all leaks out into the press and it's embarrassing. Yes, but he's my son.
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Some people win, some people lose. And Brian Thompson and United Healthcare and like Blue Cross, Blue Shield or whatever. His job is to decide who's a good bet. Who's our money on? Who are we putting our money on in the ward? Who's the money going on? Okay? Can't put it all on black. Gotta figure out a strategy. I don't know why he was killed.
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And yes, he probably did cocaine at the White House. He's my son. He's my son and he's of course, maybe he's cracked a few women across the face. You know what a crack argument is like? You know what it's like when you're arguing with a hooker on crack? Okay? Standards and practices go out the window.
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When you're arguing with a Ukrainian whore on crack, you can't be held responsible for what you do. No one's at their best when they're fucking a Ukrainian whore with a gun to their head. That's not how any of us should be judged. None of us should be judged like that. None of us should be judged while we're fucking Ukrainian whores with guns to their head.
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Whilst on crack, we should be judged by our paintings or the nice things we say. We shouldn't be judged for our shady business dealings with Burisma, an energy company we had no business working for. That's not how we should be judged. We shouldn't be judged when we toot a little cocaine in the White House. Because it's boring. Government's boring. We shouldn't be judged by that.
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We should be judged by the nice things we do. He's a painter. Look at the paintings. And of course, if you had the chance... To make this go away, if, you know, Trump's getting in there, Trump's gonna start to look at all of the things, all of the lawsuits, lawfare, indictments pursued, all of the Russiagate stuff, maybe the assassination.
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Trump's gonna look into the weaponization or what he feels or perceives as the weaponization of the Justice Department against him. He's going to look at the prior administration's behavior and activity. If Biden can get rid of the problems that his son has, he's going to do it. And he did it. He owes nobody anything. He's dead. Biden's elderly and dead. He barely knows where he is.
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He hates the Democratic Party. He's just trying to shield his only crackhead son from retribution. He knows there was fuckery. His son was let loose in the Ukraine. God only knows what Hunter Biden was doing in the Ukraine when he was working for that energy company. God only knows what he was up to. Can you imagine bumping into Hunter Biden in Kiev when his father was the Vice President?
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What he was offering? What was on the table? He was a crackhead. Do you know what he was offering people with the access? He was, my father is the vice president. He was calling drug dealers and threatening them, going, my father is the vice president. If you are not in this hotel with Rock in an hour, I'm going to have you killed. There's no way he was conducting himself in a reasonable manner.
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There's no way. I was a junkie. I know what it's like. There's no way, when that guy's in the Ukraine banging hookers with guns to their head, because how can you get off otherwise, and he's smoking crack, he's not promising people all kinds of access to his father, and probably more. There's definitely other shit going. There's no way.
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Can you imagine Hunter while in the Ukraine on crack uttering the words, well, that wouldn't be appropriate. Well, I could get you in touch with my father, but that wouldn't be appropriate. That's not what there's no way. It was Hunter Unleashed. He's running around that country on crack. There's no way he was following any type of protocol for the son of a sitting vice president.
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It's impossible. That's not the way crackheads operate. Have you seen a crackhead? Have you ever seen a crackhead? I'm not saying you've had to be a crackhead. I've never been a crackhead per se, but I've been a drug addict. I've been a cokehead. And if I was in the Ukraine and my father was vice president, I would have been wild. And that's what he was. There's no way there's not a trail.
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And no one believes that laptop story. He just left it. What did he turn it into? The Geek Squad? It's some type of blackmail. He ran afoul of somebody. We don't know. Is it the Mossad? Is it our people? We don't know. There's a faction of someone that didn't like... There's no way he turned in a laptop to get repaired that just so happened to have every still photo and video he's ever taken.
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of every crime he's ever committed, this guy was in deep. There's no way. If you had known that guy in the Ukraine when he was working there, when he was taking trips there, you would have been like, this guy is out of his mind. That guy's a nut. Can you imagine you're working in this energy company in the Ukraine? And then he walks in, he's got like raccoon eyes, black circles under his eyes.
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He's promising everybody they can stay in the Lincoln bedroom, they can meet his dad, they can meet Obama. There's no way he was not breaking laws. There's no way. And we know about some of the laws he's broken. The guns, the taxes, we know about that. But we don't even know the real shit, what... was this guy doing over there?
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I know that he died doing what he loved and I know that that's not nothing and there's something beautiful about working till the very end of your life. The last thought that went through his head was money and work. He was murdered by a gunman in a hoodie in front of a hotel during an investor conference. Denied, defend and depose were written on the shell casings found at the scene.
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Let's take a little, let's take a little, a little look here at the fallout from the pardon. People are angry at it, but it makes sense to me. Who does Biden, Biden doesn't give a shit about the country. The country turned their back on Biden just because he didn't know who he was.
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Er ist in Ordnung. Das ist mein Junge.
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For a second, let's just think about this. If you or me or anyone we knew behaved in any manner the way this guy behaved, we would be in jail right now. We'd be in jail now. This idea that it's a vindictive political persecution of his son is insane. It's completely insane. His son is a problem. His son is a problem. If you lived on the street with a guy Random guy.
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And he was telling you about his son. And he was describing Hunter's activities. He would end it by going, my son's a problem. That's what he'd say. I've spoken to people that say shit like this. They go, my kid's a problem. Let's be honest. Let's call a spade a spade. Guns, taxes, whores, he's a problem. It's not to, it's not to, you wouldn't describe Hunter's activity.
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Let's say you're at a block party and you're talking to your buddy up the block and his son's a lunatic. And he tells you, well, my son went over to the Ukraine, he got deep into crack and whore, some shady financial dealings and he got a gun charge and some back taxes. The next line out of that guy's mouth wouldn't be... You know, the authorities are real vindictive with my son.
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My son's really being persecuted, you know? He's basically a good kid. No! No! It's not the way it works. My son's basically a good kid. It's just this laptop came out. There's a bunch of videos of him fucking whores with guns to their head while he was smoking crack. And there's just, you know... But at the end of the day, he's a good kid. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's had some problems.
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He's had some issues. That's what they tried. They've tried to make Hunter Biden into like the guy who gets addicted to pain pills because he had a back problem or whatever. They're trying to make it like, well, he drank a little too much. They've tried to make this into like have compassion for addicts. And I'm an addict. This is not that. This is not that.
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This is a guy who's been a criminal for his life. He's a criminal. Well, it's vindictive. No, it's not. He's a criminal. And his father's a criminal. That's okay. But the reality is, this is not some vindictive thing. This is not about having compassion for addicts. If anyone behaved the way this guy behaved, they would have been disowned years ago.
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Parents have disowned children for so much less than this. So much less than this. They've been disowned for it. Wladimir Putins jüngste Tochter lebt als DJ in Paris. Und warum nicht? Und warum nicht? Und warum nicht? He's not thrilled about that. You think he's thrilled about that? Nobody wants their child to be a DJ. Nobody. Nobody wants their child to be a DJ.
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The killer was smiling at Starbucks before the shooting. The killer was elated. He was happy. He very much wanted to kill this man. He knew the door outside of the hotel that he would be waiting. The killer shared a room in a hostel with a few men. See the killer getting a coffee, smiling. Do a close-up on that. This is, whether you like it or not, an American holiday story. It is.
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Nobody runs Russia, poisons their enemies, survives coup attempts so that their kid can be a DJ. Nobody. That's not what you want. You know what, Vladimir Putin, do you know how he had to rise through the KGB? You know what that guy had to do to get to where he is? And now his daughter's spinning? He doesn't want this.
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According to an investigation by Ukrainian TV station, TSN, 20-year-old Krivonich is believed to live under the pseudonym Luisa Rozova, a former student who's working in both fashion and as a DJ. Sie benutzt den Namen Elisaveta Olegnova Rudnova, sie präsentiert sich als die Tochter von Oleg Rudnov, einem ehemaligen Medienmanager und Freund von Putin, der 2015 gestorben ist.
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Aber sie wird gedacht, dass sie die Tochter eines Verhältnisses war, das Putin mit Ludmilla Putina verheiratet hat. Die Frau ist verursacht, Svetlana Krivonina zu sein, eine ehemalige Kleinerin, die jetzt eine der reichsten Frauen in Russland ist. She performed a DJ set at Moscow Bar and Nightlife Spot Rovznik.
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The Bar reportedly has a progressive stance and has previously hosted exhibitions on feminism, a lecture supporting the victims of domestic violence, and contributed proceeds to human rights activists and protesters in Russia. Not only is your daughter a DJ, but she's performing at a bar where it's everything that you hate. You can't have it all. This is what I mean. You can't have it all.
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You can be a trillionaire. You can have more money than God. You can control the economy of the continent, essentially. I mean, not really, but it's Russia. It's a massive country. But you can't stop your daughter from being a DJ. You can't stop your daughter from being... It's kind of amazing. You can't have it all. No one can have it all. As good as it seems, as powerful as you are.
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There are just things that are out of your control. The Russian media outlet also reported that her Instagram, which is currently hidden from public view, shows her having fun with friends, going out dancing and listening to music. Well, this is a secret daughter. This is not the official daughter. It's a secret daughter. But it's still interesting. This is what happens.
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I've met a lot of people whose parents are incredibly successful. This is not rare. This is not rare. A lot of people whose parents are incredibly successful choose to spend their lives floating around, pretending they're dilettantes, they like to be near the arts, occasionally dabbling in them. I don't know this woman. Perhaps she's excellent. Maybe she's the best DJ in Moscow. What do I know?
The Tim Dillon Show
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But I'm saying this is not rare. This is the way rich kids behave. They want to be DJs and comedians and writers and directors. You know how many people I've met that they work at a hedge fund and they're like, what's good about it is I can get out early and use the time to write. You got a movie in you. You got a film in you. Everybody thinks they got a film in them.
The Tim Dillon Show
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All these rich kids go to NYU. They got a lot to say. They got a film. They got a movie. They got a story. Everybody needs to hear. They got an idea. Nobody just accepts it. Nobody wants to accept that they're the daughter of the leader of Russia. They want to be cool. They wanna be cool. As if being a DJ would be cooler than Putin's daughter.
The Tim Dillon Show
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If Putin would accept me as his daughter, I would transition immediately and move to Russia and be his daughter and never disgrace him as a DJ. He might not love the physical appearance of me as his daughter, but we could do, work can be done. But this idea that all these rich kids... None of them can just accept the fact that they are rich. They don't accept it. They don't want to.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They want to create a world in which they have a lot of important things to say, a lot of contributions. And some of them might. Some of them might. But the vast majority of them are incredibly bland people. Because that's what wealth tends to do. It makes you bland. It dulls you. It, you know, it anesthetizes you. And, yeah, a lot of those, not all of them, some of them are brilliant.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It may not be the ones you grew up with. It may not be the ones... But in America, the Grinch doesn't necessarily have a change of heart. He gets shot outside of a hotel in Manhattan. It's a holiday story in America. There's something nice about the smell of a Starbucks in the holidays. I don't know what it is. I don't know. Why is it so nice?
The Tim Dillon Show
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But a lot of them are completely unserious about doing anything. And they want to be cool. How empty. How hollow. To be cool. How ephemeral is that? How fleeting to be cool. To be a DJ. Be the Tsar's daughter. Have some goddamn self-respect. Have some... Well, she is a secret daughter, so she might not even be allowed to be his daughter. Oh, whatever. Be a DJ. I don't care. Be a DJ. I don't care.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It doesn't bother me. New York City It Girl talks about falling in love with Hunter Biden in 2017. Zoe Kastan was heavy in the New York City party scene when she met the president's son and had a brief tryst. A chance meeting in December 2017 plunged Zoe, a downtown It Girl and social media star, headlong into an unpredictable affair with Hunter Biden.
The Tim Dillon Show
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His father was no longer in office and she didn't read the news much anyway. Her relationship with a handsome, well-dressed customer would end with the intimate images of Ms. Kestan exposed to the world via Mr. Biden's infamous laptop. This guy didn't fuck anyone he did not photograph. This guy did not fuck one chick. He did not categorize. It's kind of interesting.
The Tim Dillon Show
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You kind of have to give it to him. It's like the Nixon tapes. He just wanted a record. He wanted a record of everyone he ever fucked. So if somebody was like, if he was like, I was just plowing through pussy in Ukraine and somebody's like, really? And he was like, look at this. I have them all. I have them all.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It would also force Miss Keston or Keston as one of the most extensive observers of Mr. Biden's drug use to testify in federal court this spring. Seven years after their meeting, Ms. Kessin 31 is still trying to process what happened. She became well known, but on terms totally different from those she had imagined.
The Tim Dillon Show
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The collision of her local fame with Mr. Biden's national notoriety left her with whiplash, unsure of who she was. I was confronted with the fact that the only thing I know about my identity now is I'm still affected by this person. And certain people around me think of me only in relation to him. Oh nein, Gott, oh Gott, so traurig. So traurig.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Ich meine, es gibt etwas, es gibt etwas unglaublich Amerikanisches über die Biden-Familie. Es ist eine tragische Familie. Tod, Zerstörung, Chaos, Drogenverwendung. Ich meine, Waffen, Drogen, Geld. I mean, it's all there, porn, you know? Like, it's really his crazy wife, Jill, forcing him to be president. It's elder abuse, forcing him, telling everyone he's fine. Parading him around.
The Tim Dillon Show
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He fell asleep in Angola. Do you have that? Get up, Biden, falling asleep in Africa. This is a man that was being forced to be the president by his psychotic wife, who's not even a doctor, and bullied by his crackhead son into pardoning him. This is the United States of America currently. This is the man who leads it.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Okay, I don't know if there's a video of this, but President Biden appears to fall asleep He appears to fall asleep in an economic meeting. Take a look at this.
The Tim Dillon Show
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In fairness to him, that seemed very boring. That seemed incredibly boring. TimDillonComedy.com for tickets to live events, live shows. shows at the Mothership Comedy Club Tuesday and Wednesday of this week. Very excited to be back there. It's one of my favorite places to perform in the world. TimDillonComedy.com And we will see you. We'll see you on the road. We'll see you live.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Why does Starbucks hit differently in December than it hits in July? I don't know. Close up on that man's face again. Look how happy he is. The smell of coffee in Starbucks. The hustle, the bustle of Manhattan. The gun in your pocket. A story unfolding. No one knows. A little smirk. Ein Lächeln, Glück, es sind die Weihnachten, es ist ein spezielles Zeitpunkt in Amerika, in New York City.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Thank you, everyone. And listen, don't shoot a CEO. That's not good. But if you're going to. No, I'm just done.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Habt ihr jemals, habt ihr jemals in den Kopf geschossen, in New York City, während der Weihnachten, außerhalb eines Hotels, wo ihr eine Investorenkonferenz haben werdet? Um 6 Uhr, immer noch dunkel, immer noch mysteriös, immer noch magisch. Have you ever?
The Tim Dillon Show
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The lights, the Christmas lights are still beautifully punctuating the blackness of the night as you take your last breath outside of the investor conference. A man in a hoodie and a backpack. I'm re-watching The Sopranos. What a great line. Bacalada, Tony. I bet you don't even see it coming. I bet you don't even see it coming. The Sopranos, that great episode when they're on the lake.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I don't know anything about Brian Thompson. Can we play the shooting? Can we play it? But wait a minute. Before you do, before you do, I want you to find... Okay? I want you to find non-copyright, because this is my theme. I will not pretend I will be festive. I want you to find some non-copyrighted Christmas music. I'm sorry if anyone's offended by that. I'm sorry to the Jews that listen.
The Tim Dillon Show
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If you're offended to that, you've done well enough. I would like some Christmas music as we watch Christmas. Die Verabschiedung der CEO der United Healthcare Company. Und wiederum, ich weiß nicht viel über den Fall. Ist da etwas zu wissen? Was ist da zu wissen? Ich habe etwas über Nancy Pelosi in einer kongressiven Investition gelesen.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Ich weiß nicht, was passiert ist, wer was gemacht hat oder warum. Ich werde dir das Tweet in einem Moment lesen. Aber mehr wichtig ist, dass es eine Fable ist. But it's real people, it's a holiday story. It's a story about the unknown, about the unknowable. It's kind of magical. And I'm not, again, I'm not making light of this man's death. I don't know this man.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I'm not usually serious on this, but often I am. Much of what you think is a joke is actually serious, and much of what you think is serious is actually a joke. It's the great irony of the program. You'll never know which is which. I'll be long gone before you can figure it out. Historians will devote lots of paper and pen, ink, or cyber, you know, whatever, clicks...
The Tim Dillon Show
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But I know he died doing what he loved. And I know that he died participating in the world.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And I'm sure maybe many of his family or friends are watching this or someone's sending it to them and they feel... Es ist Weihnachten in New York und jeder sitzt bei der Feuerwehr. We're killing CEOs of healthcare companies. It's Christmas in New York. It's Christmas in New York. Men in hoodies are shooting their enemies. It's Christmas in New York. The kids are throwing snowballs.
The Tim Dillon Show
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People are throwing bullets. People are ice skating. In Central Park People are getting shot at point-blank range in the dark It's Christmas in New York Have a coffee and kill Have a coffee and kill Have a coffee and kill your enemies No one really cares
The Tim Dillon Show
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no one really all right let's watch the i hope that's a classic who does that hallmark i want to get on that now this is what we call music and it's that and it's the the song i did about the that eden galan that that eurovision israel palestine song i did but Let's watch a news. Can we watch a little bit of the CBS News on this? Because a lot of people don't know about this.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Remember that movie John Q, where the guy, you know, Denzel Washington's like, you denied my son an operation, then he takes everybody hostage. People are thinking that's what this is. That for whatever reason, someone has made a political stance to kill the CEO of a healthcare company. And by the way, let me say this right now. I never support random acts of violence.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I don't think they are a good way to change policy. That's not something that we support on the show. I was against it when during 2020 there were riots and people's businesses were getting burned down and people were losing their livelihoods. I believe that you cannot just lash out violently and kill people. But it is Christmas and people get emotional. During the holidays, this is true.
The Tim Dillon Show
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The holidays will bring it out of you. I was in the 9-11 store. What is that thing, that horrific thing they open downtown that looks like angel wings? It's a nightmare. It's whatever it is. That mall, the 9-11 mall. I was in that mall and I was trying to get my phone screens cracked. And I was in the Apple store and you know those people. And, you know, they're like, it's gonna take hours.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And I'm like, well, fuck it then. And they go, well, there's an Apple store on 5th Avenue that's open 24 hours a day. And what, am I gonna stand there at 2 o'clock in the morning while they fix a cracked phone screen? Like, it's insane. But I became...
The Tim Dillon Show
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emotional and i'm not technically you know i'm not a terribly emotional person you know i can't be to do what i do i i must trudge on you know i have friends that fall apart all the time i'm not saying that i don't um get emotional the last time i was really emotional i was denied a midnight mass because i didn't have a ticket And I saw everybody going in with their mink coats.
The Tim Dillon Show
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zu dem, was hier in diesem Studio die letzten sieben Jahre passiert ist. Aber es ist Zeit, während der Weihnachten, um auf die Familie zu reflektieren, richtig? Und um zu reflektieren, wie glücklich wir sind, auch wenn wir nicht glücklich sind. Auch wenn wir nicht glücklich sind, wir sind glücklich. The United Healthcare CEO is lucky. Was lucky. He died doing what he loved.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I saw how wealthy they all were. And I kind of shed a tear just at how proud I was of this kind of, you know, experience that all these wealthy people were having in St. Patrick's. And how beautiful it was. And how sad it was that I wasn't involved. But how beautiful it was that it was happening. And I shed like a tear. But I was emotional in this 9-11 mall. Because of the holidays.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And you start thinking about the holidays. And you start thinking about being on this planet. And how wild it is that you're even here. No matter what you're doing. I'm looking at people scooping gelato. They're not happy that they're doing that. Maybe they are. But maybe the other parts of their life are phenomenal. But I'm looking at everybody and I go, we're all here. Yes, it's disgusting.
The Tim Dillon Show
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The Angel Wing Mall is terrible. Yes, it's the mass grave, technically. Yes, I'm in an Apple store and they can't fix the phone screen. Yes, it's crowded. Yes, it's, you know, there's too much happening. Yes, that Venezuelan gang, I believe, is standing by the subway. I can't, I don't know particularly, I don't really know, but I think it is them. And they are looking at me.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I don't know if they know that I know that they know. You know what I mean? Yes, there's all these problems, but really, we are all here together. How many of these do we get? No one knows. There's something beautiful and magical about the holidays, and it makes you emotional. And I am against random acts of violence. I am against people killing other people, even if they feel they are justified.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Even if they feel they are justified. But it's the holidays and people get in their feelings during the holidays. And people are very mad at the healthcare companies in our country. They're not happy. And I'm not saying it's good to do this. I don't analyze things often.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Good and bad and good and evil are, I don't want to say they're above my pay grade, but they're certainly not helpful for the context that I put things in. in on this program. It doesn't advance the discussion to just say this was a bad thing. It doesn't advance the discussion to just say it was not good to shoot someone at point-blank range when they're outside of an investor conference.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It doesn't mean anything. It already happened. That's number one. And there's no one listening to this show, I don't think, that's on the fence about doing something like that. I'm trying to put this in the context of a Christmas story. Okay, because it is. It is actually, it will come to define the holidays in New York. In kind of an interesting way. In maybe, dare I say, a beautiful way.
The Tim Dillon Show
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About how precious life is. How do we spend our time on this planet? Really. And my friend texted me early in the morning. Did you see this? Oh my God, New York is back. People were texting me. People were excited. People were going, what's going on? People in hoodies, shooting people, point blank range. Outside of the hotel at 6 a.m. I wouldn't have done it. I don't get up early.
The Tim Dillon Show
438 - Tariffs, China & The Chocolate Factory
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show, recorded on the day the market is dipping, crashing. There's blood in the water. The tariffs have arrived. Donald Trump is putting tariffs... on many countries to bring back manufacturing to America. It's a gambit. It's a risky gambit. We are primarily a podcasting based economy. We are a hot take economy. We are an opinion driven economy.
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Maybe we learn to live with less. We don't need all these things. Instead of all these things that are cheap, you get a job in a factory and you work there all day every day. And you have camaraderie with the other workers at the factory. That's the hope here. You know, the softball team. And the cookout. And the block party. And we bring America back. That's the hope.
The Tim Dillon Show
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What matters in life is not your 401k plan. It's that your family works at a factory, right? And they can be good jobs. They can be a good job. You can't have it all. There is going to be classes in society. At the bottom is going to be the kind of like, you know, drug addled... sporadic youth gangs and, you know, the unhoused, the homeless, the terrorists, people that are just on the margins.
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And then you're going to have the great vast middle of factory workers who are making things. And then at the top of society, you will have finance tech and podcasters. who will occupy the top spaces in our society. People like me who have the courage to sit behind a desk and fatly scream about the things I barely understand. That is the way society functions now.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I don't understand what people are saying. The vast middle of this country needs something to do, okay? Federal Reserve board member Philip Jefferson claimed that there were no plans to change track on the two planned cuts for this year. Because Wall Street was like, well, maybe tank the rates. Tank the interest rates to offset some of the bleeding in the market. No, no, no, no, no.
The Tim Dillon Show
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We're not doing it. Get up Willy Wonka. Get up the Oompa Loompas. Look at the Oompa. What if you told the Oompa Loompas, by the way, the chocolate factory is closed. Now you're all going to bartend at the Capitol Grill. They can't even see over the bar in the Capitol Grill. They're Oompa Loompas. Okay?
The Tim Dillon Show
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What we've done in this country is tell a bunch of Oompa Loompas that we're going to make the chocolate in China now where they don't even believe in God. So now you've got a bunch of orange people running around on fentanyl. They're upset. They're not invested in the market.
The Tim Dillon Show
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The asset-owning class has taken all the money, and the Oompa Loompas are just trying to get on reality shows or flick their bean on OnlyFans. They've got fentanyl needles out of their arms, and their kids are doing smash and grabs. No good. Oompa loompa doopity doo. I've got a perfect puzzle for you. Oompa loompa doopity dee. If you are wise, you'll listen to me. Now, pause this.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Now, they're doing this in India. Oompa loompa. That's India now. Doopity doo. What? We're doing this in India? We're doing it in China? This is footage from a real fact. Now people go, oh, it's a movie, it's a movie. Shut up. It was a real, this is as close to what I can show you as to what life used to be like when people had purpose. Go.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They're very judgmental for people who work in a chocolate factory. I've never listened to the words of this before. A little fat phobic, isn't it? Aren't they the ones? Aren't they making the chocolate and yelling at everyone for eating it? But what I mean is that they had a community. They had a life. They had things going on.
The Tim Dillon Show
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The Oompa Loompa could have a little, it could have a wife, and then you could have Oompa Loompa children. Now we say to the Oompa Loompas, I hope you got your Bitcoin. Oh, are you invested in crypto? No, no, no, no, no. I'm trying to make the chocolate bar. Oh, we don't do that here anymore. Sorry, the factory's in China. Go work at Panera. So that's what America is.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It's an Oompa Loompa at Panera who's pissed off, who's making your little panini at Panera.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They used to go to a factory and sing and make treats for the children. Now they're in a strip mall in a Panera waiting to get shot in the face by a psychopath.
The Tim Dillon Show
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The hope is that you work all day at the factory and then you have friends there and you all go together and raise your children and one of you coaches the team. And then it's that America we all read about and hoped for and none of us really ever lived in. But it comes back and people are excited and have pride. I work at the factory and I make the stuff and the stuff is good.
The Tim Dillon Show
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It's so horrible what we've done to people because these Oompa Loompas... Now, follow me here because I know many of you are... I think most of the people who watch this are high on something, so it's easier to get to where I'm going, but some of them are sober, like me. And if you are sober, you have to follow me a little bit. What you're doing now is... These tariffs are for the Oompa Loompas.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Because Wonka, they came to Wonka, the Chinese came to Wonka, and they said, you're a psychopath. You're going to keep paying these Oompa Loompas to make the chocolate for the children? And Wonka goes, well, I'm going to give the factory to Charlie because he's worthy of it, and he's going to keep everything going. Well, maybe Charlie goes, you know, I looked at the books.
The Tim Dillon Show
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We opened it up, and here's the reality. Even though Willy Wonka's a genius... He didn't know what he was doing with business. His factory's on the edge of bankruptcy. We need to cut costs. We need to cut costs. We can no longer afford to produce the chocolate in the factory. We need to go to where labor costs are low. So we're moving the factory.
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We're moving it to China or we're moving it to Pakistan. So the factory goes goodbye-bye. Then a real estate developer gets rid of the Willy Wonka truck. They keep a little of it because you want the gate and the thing. And they build a condo where the chocolate factory used to be, but they keep just enough of it to excite the millionaires and billionaires who are going to buy these condos.
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They come in to the chocolate factory and they go, oh, I'm living in this new building and it's so fucking cool. And the realtors go, they're developing the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory into a luxury condo. And then all of their clients, many of them foreign, buy condos in the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory that they visit a few months out of the year. They don't care. They don't care.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And you know what all is left of the chocolate factory? A couple of murals on the wall of chocolate. Okay, but just chocolate. They don't show Willy or the Oompa Loompas because people would ask when they were in the lobby, where did the Oompa Loompas go? Oh, they're on heroin. They're on heroin. You have the Oompa Loompas now that are told to fuck off. Charlie takes a big buyout, okay?
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Because a multinational corporation like Unilever buys the chocolate factory and they move all of the jobs offshore. Charlie gets a big penthouse and sits at the top of the penthouse and he, yeah, him, him, he's now evil. Okay? Because he said, I need more money and more money and more. And he never even liked chocolate. That's the other thing. He didn't even like chocolate.
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He just liked going to orgies on a yacht in international waters. So then he's at the top of his penthouse. And he goes, oh, are we? Let's go to the orgy. I'll take the helicopter. We'll land right on the yacht. So now he's in international waters having orgies with all of his winnings because Unilever bought the chocolate factory and shipped it to China, India, Brazil.
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And people call you from India and ask you if you want chocolate around Valentine's Day and they'll ship it to you because they have distribution centers in America that ship the Chinese-made chocolate to your fat wife, okay? So now Charlie's a gazillionaire babillionaire. He's a zillionaire.
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And he's flying his helicopter and landing on a yacht where he has sex with underage women and then cuts their throat at the point of orgasm and throws them over the yacht. And then they all die in the ocean, which is also pollution. And he's sitting at the top of the factory. And all of the oompa loompas are working at Panera and they're strung out. Okay? Follow me here, don't start with me.
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All these strung out Oompa Loompas are like, fuck, what's the deal? And they ask Charlie about this. They say, Charlie, why did you do this? And he comes back, he wipes the blood off himself from just throwing a woman over a boat. And they said, Charlie, why did you sell the factory? Why are all the Oompa Loompas on fentanyl?
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And Charlie says, it's a shame how trans people are treated in this country. And they go, what? And he goes, it's disgusting how trans people, and he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but Charlie, the Oompa Loompas are all on fentanyl and they're eating at Panera and they're dying. And Charlie goes, well, the CEO of Unilever is a trans woman and she's a woman.
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And we derive a sense of national pride from that. And you don't have a million cars. You have one car that the family uses. And everyone has to decide who gets the car when. Because you're not going to afford a car anymore. You get one car for the family of six or seven people. Grandpa, grandma, mom, dad, the three kids. You have one vehicle. You have one TV.
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And you go, oh, but I don't understand, Charlie. We don't really have problems with trans people, but many of you and Palumpas are now hanging themselves with these little ropes because they have no jobs. And you're just offshore on some yacht and whatever. I don't know. And you're invested in all these different companies, but... You know, we had a thing here.
The Tim Dillon Show
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We had a chocolate factory where we would sing and be happy and all the families would get together and they'd have a little chocolate every now and then. And people used to walk around and be proud of the downtown because it was a chocolate factory and there was tourism and there was a sense of community. And Charlie goes, hey, man. I'm a little sick of white guys.
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And you go, but Charlie, Charlie, you're like really white. You're like pale. And he goes, and I'm ashamed of it. And then he gets on his helicopter and murders another woman. And it almost feels like Charlie himself is using some of this OK, to get people's mind off the fact that he sold his chocolate factory to a global multinational conglomerate who's offshored all of the jobs.
The Tim Dillon Show
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OK, and then Charlie's sitting there and he's saying, hey, man, this is just the way it is. Those Oompa Loompas need to diversify their portfolios. And the Oompa Loompa's like, wait, what? I'm covered in corn chowder at a Panera. I think people are trying to kill me. The lemonades caused two heart attacks this last month. And people go, yeah, man, but you're a fucking racist.
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And the Oompa Loompa goes, well, I'm not really a racist, but I just have, my life has been made horrible. I don't know how it happened, you know? I'm a third generation Oompa Loompa. I'm trained in the chocolate manufacturing. And people go... Yeah, whatever, man. I don't know. You just seem like some kind of Nazi. And you go, I don't know about that.
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I just, I don't get healthcare at this Panera. And my wife's sick. She has headaches. We don't know what they are, but they keep coming. And they go, hey, man, I just don't understand, like, why you have to keep harping on immigrants. And you go, I don't really care about immigrants. I just want some type of job. I want some type of future in this country.
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And they go, well, I don't know about that.
The Tim Dillon Show
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So then someone's elected. And they say, we want to bring the chocolate factory back to America. But it's complicated. Well, why is it complicated? Well, fuck. Because Charlie wasn't the only one who sold the chocolate factory. In fact, Santa Claus... is no longer making the toys at the North Pole. Do you know who's making the toys? The people in Taiwan are making the toys. Fine. Okay.
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So you go, well, Santa shut down the toy shop and it's being made by people in Taiwan and that's fine and great for them. But what happened to the elves? Well, the elves and the Oompa Loompas are on the internet reading about maybe the earth is flat because they don't have enough money to take their kids to a Disney world or whatever. So now we've abandoned the elves and the Oompa Loompas. Okay.
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And we're yelling at them and screaming at them and wondering why they're becoming increasingly politically radical and volatile and why they're embracing pathological behavior. We don't understand it, but Santa Claus is in Miami living in a penthouse with Ken Griffin. And Santa's like, I was an early investor in Citadel and I've always believed in Ken. And that's lovely and nice.
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He goes, oh, the toy business ain't what it used to be. And Santa's just sitting there in Bal Harbor in a seven-bedroom, seven-bathroom condo overlooking the ocean, maybe at the Oceana. I don't know who cares, but Santa's sick of the cold. He likes Miami because there's no income taxes, and there's plenty of Latin American women that he can ogle. So Willy Wonka...
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gave the factory to Charlie, who gave it to Unilever. Santa gave the toy shop to Taiwan. The Oompa Loompas and the elves have been left to fend for themselves, and they are all working at Panera. So then Donald Trump goes, I want to bring the chocolate factory and Santa's workshop back.
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It goes back to fighting over what are we watching, right? We've lost that with cheap goods. The rage that you felt when someone had the TV in the living room and you didn't and you wanted to watch something. It's all coming back is my point. Those moments we lost fighting with each other. Now everyone's got a TV. Everyone's got a phone. Everyone's got a car. There's no sense of togetherness.
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But the problem is that our entire economy is based on the fact that everything we consume is made by child slaves. That's why it's also goddamn cheap. Why do you think it's cheap? You think it's cheap? Because people, these factories, Foxconn, and they're not good at Amazon either. You're not allowed to use the bathroom.
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The whole thing is a nightmare because in order for maximum productivity, you have to treat human beings like they're, you know, slaves, like they're indentured servants, like they don't have any autonomy or agency. And the way to do that is to destroy any type of union and any type of community that these people had. Every one of my friends is on Nutrafol.
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What I do know is that the people who've hollowed out the country who ship the jobs elsewhere, who turn their back to child slaves while tweeting about social causes they happen to like and find important. Those people are now very spooked because the economy is a scam and a fraud. And now we don't know what to do. And I'm not saying it's gonna be good.
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I'm not saying you're gonna be able to go back to the Oompa Loompa Chocolate Factory, because these Oompa Loompas have a lot of tattoos now. No one loves that, you know? Just too many tattoos. It's like, what is this? What are you doing? And the Oompa Loompas are upset, and the elves are upset, and, you know? So we're gambling.
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The gambit here, the gamble that Trump's probably staking his entire presidency on is that he can get people like Charlie... who got the chocolate factory because he won some dumb ticket, okay, and his sick grandpa and him wandered around, and supposedly he's a good person. Is he? What happened to the women on the yacht? Few of them didn't make it back.
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So what we're saying here, and I'm doing this, by the way, in front of Congress. I'm workshopping this here, but I'm doing this in front of a joint sesh. I'm doing it in front of a joint sesh of Congress. I actually am. Have I explained to you what's going on?
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I hope I have, and we're trying to go back to the good old days or what we thought was the good old days, and maybe they were never the good old days, but they were better days for working class Americans than they are now, and it's hard. Our economy is run by intelligence agencies and international criminals. Do you understand that, that there is no such thing as an economy? Stop it. It's fake.
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It's fake! So they can arrange it, make it do whatever it wants. You go, what's that apartment? $200 million. No, it's not. It's fake. It's all fake. It's money laundering. It's criminality. It's blackmail. It's the intelligence agencies and a lot of their friends high up in finance and tech arranging the world in ways that allow them to win. They're trying to eliminate human beings.
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It's just what it is. These tariffs might be a mess. These tariffs are probably economically bad, short-term, potentially long-term. But when we talk about the economy, understand what we're talking about. We're talking about an international system where criminals thrive at the expense of human beings, a class of biological entity they'd like to eliminate as soon as possible.
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But now there will be a sense of together, when everyone has one thing, an entire family has one thing that everyone can fight over and rip each other's faces off so that you all decide as a family, you argue as a family about the merits of what shows on Netflix you want to watch. Let's go see some of these numbers here. They're a little troubling. They're disconcerting.
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I don't even want to get into how much the intelligence community controls the economy. That's a whole other episode. I know more about it than I should. I've spoke to some very smart people about it. Okay? They're everywhere. And I'm not saying that in a paranoid way, but what I'm saying is like, yes, it is an international, interdependent system.
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Yes, our cars are made with parts that come from Canada. Yes, iPhones are made with parts that come from 100-plus countries. Yes, it is an interconnected, globalized world, but don't forget who's benefiting the most from that. We have a limited social safety net in this country. We don't have health care. We don't have retirement. We don't have a lot of these things.
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We don't guarantee a lot of standard of living for people. We have 401K plans, and some of them got beat up, and that does suck 1,000%. But we've thrown the American working class, as a lot of people have said, we've threw them out in the cold. And these tariffs are a way to try to wrestle that back. I don't know if it'll work. I don't know what happens if you open the chocolate factory again.
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I do know that in the chocolate factory now, you have luxury condos. that people are living in. They live in the chocolate factory. Five blocks away from the chocolate factory, there are people ODing on the street. But they clear those bodies up so you don't have to step over them as you get into the chocolate factory. The chocolate factory, for example, has... Dark wood.
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The color palette of the Chocolate Factory condo, ironically enough, is kind of chocolate. They have milk chocolate wood or dark chocolate. Which color palette do you want? You've made your money in finance. That's a $21 million industrial loft in the chocolate factory. And it's owned by the daughter of a Chinese amusement park tycoon who's rarely seen.
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She goes there with a few of her art school friends to do coke. I'm describing the world. Pay attention. I don't have time. You understand me? I have to go to Vegas. Trying to play Baccarat. Like, God said, it's coming to the hotel I'm staying at. I could give him money. I just paid for his school. I thought he was Chinese. Then they go, oh, he's Filipino. It's like, what are we doing?
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Why is he in a Montessori? He's Filipino. He goes right to work. It sounds racist, but it's not, actually. It's not. And they're going to shoot, they're going to kill Luigi, whatever his name is, Penne alla Vodka. They're going to kill Mangione.
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And they're going to kill Luigi Mangione, not only because he's hot, but because he shot this guy and he had a lot of popular support because people are like, I'm sick of watching my family die because they're broke. I'm sick of watching people die that don't live in the chocolate factory condo for $20 million, that don't have concierge doctors, that don't have medicine. I'm sick of that.
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And maybe Mangione is not the perfect mascot for this. Maybe Mangione was just a hot guy who couldn't fuck, who got mad and shot a guy. I don't really know. Maybe that's what it's shaping up to be. Is he the hero you want? No. No one's the hero you think they are. It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
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We're trying to turn back the clock with these tariffs, but what I'm trying to tell you is it's going to be very difficult. It's going to be very hard. The world isn't the world by accident. Nothing developed the way it did out of happenstance. It has been a takeover for a very long time. People have been sold the idea that freedom is the ultimate thing in life.
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Most people want communities, families, and security, but we've supplanted. We go, freedom. You can have all the jobs or none of the jobs. You can do whatever you want and live wherever you want. You can invest in anything you want. Isn't it great? You can deliver food and you can Uber and have an OnlyFans and a blog and a podcast. You can do it all. You're a media entity. You are free.
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who you've been waiting for. You don't need anybody else. You can go to school online or All Fine or Brick and Mortar, whatever you like. It doesn't matter. You can team up with a bunch of people and start a YouTube channel where you review architecture from old houses that are now abandoned and that crackheads live in because we shipped the chocolate factory away.
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You have all the freedom in the world, but none of the security, none of the benefits. We've given you all the freedom, all the pretend freedom that you wouldn't know what to do with, and it's not designed for you to actually use. Donald Trump, here's the thing, and I'll get in trouble for saying this, I don't know if this will work, But he's not wrong. I don't know if it'll work.
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The Dow's down about 1,400 points. S&P is down 4% as of now. Nike fell 12%. So many of its products are made outside of the United States. You don't need Nikes. You don't need them. There are other shoes. There's other types of shoe other than a Nike. United Airlines lost 10% because their customers are worried about the global economy. You ain't getting on the plane.
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But he's not wrong. I passed a chocolate factory the other day. And it is silly to think about that kind of America coming back. It's why we started with the newsies and the this and the that. And it is funny and it is silly. The idea of people having a job and security. It is... Silly to think about. It is funny. It is strange. But we've given you freedom and we've taken everything else away.
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We're a scam-based economy. Do I love the Trump crypto shit? Absolutely not. Do I love some of his new tech friends? We know how I feel. I'm not going to be the ad nauseum guy that annoys everybody with it. But I'm telling you right now, we're selling you freedom... but we're not really selling you freedom. The word we're selling you is chaos. You're mistaking freedom for chaos.
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You think that you are free to do anything you want, but you're free to gamble. You're free to hedge your bets. You're free, chaos, disorder, confusion. That's what we mean by freedom, a manic attempt to survive.
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Your spiritual life, your emotional well-being, your mental health, your sexual health, all of these things are suffering because you're scrambling to survive and put money in your bank account. But we've convinced you that that's an actual great state of being. That insanity, that mania is great. We've sold it to you as Americana. We've sold that to you. Now that is a part of America.
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A lot of people, myself included, I have an addict brain. I got into comedy. It's worked, but for years it didn't. I started making money at 35. I'm now 40. I've had five years of earning money. I had a 10-year career before that where I didn't earn any money. Didn't earn a lot of money. It was me and Stavros performing at Joe List's thing, and we loved it.
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And by the way, it was the most fun in the world. So I don't regret any of it. It was actually a lot of fun. There are people that are going to just want to take risks and do crazy things. And you know, whether they pan out or not, I was very lucky. I was lucky. I was able to do it. I did. I wasn't, you know, I didn't have to, I mean, I had a good enough health to do it.
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I mean, I'm not a triathlete, but I had good enough health to do standup. What I'm saying is that this idea that the stock market runs our lives, that chaos is freedom. And that you have to be in a manic state of reinventing yourself.
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This entrepreneurship horseshit that has been sold to you as if a business is better than a family, as if an empire is better than truly knowing who you are as a human being. It's essential to sell that to you so that Larry Fink and BlackRock can steal everything. And that's why they pump all these gurus that tell you how to make money and steal and all this bullshit.
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And I'm not against money, and I love money, and no one who says they don't love money is true. But understand where it comes from. Donald Trump is fucking the economy up, but he's not wrong. Those two things are both true. I'm sorry for you to hear that. I know a lot of people don't want to hear it. He's fucking it up right now, but he's not wrong.
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If you were to look at what's happened to the country, if you were to look at the economic and cultural malaise that the working class has felt, something has to be done. Is it realistic to get them all back into factories? I don't know. I don't plan to be, I'm not claiming to be an expert here.
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But what I'm telling you is, at the end of the day, if Larry Fink and BlackRock are telling you something is good for you, you know the company that bought all the houses? It's probably not. If they're selling you freedom, but they're giving you instability, they're giving you chaos, they're telling you that the gig economy is great, Larry Fink comes out and says, you should invest more money.
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NVIDIA sank 4.6%, which they've already been losing, but now their loss is down to 22%. I mean, all of these things, you're going to learn to live without traveling or shoes. I don't know what to tell people that need these things all the time to be happy. You don't need all of these things to be happy all the time. You just need to make do with less.
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I'm not saying these tariffs are going to work. I'm not saying these tariffs are good. But I don't think we can run a country where we turn all the chocolate factories into high-end condos that are sold to the daughters of Chinese amusement park tycoons who only go every now and then to do coke with their art school friends. Art, by the way, a lot of it fake. I'm just saying. Santa's in Miami.
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The elves are working at Jamba Juice. making smoothies. It doesn't work for a long time. The middle falls out. People feel disconnected. You usher them into cyber bubbles where they can only live through the internet. They can only express their emotions and the only freedom they really have is to go on X or Instagram and post. We tell them it no longer makes sense to own a house.
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Why would you own a car? Just Uber. Just rent. Just be somebody online. That's all we need you to do. We don't want you to own land. We do not want you to own a car. I don't know if these tariffs are going to work. What I know is that the world that was ushered in by Charlie, who let down Willy Wonka because he sold that factory to Unilever. Does Unilever advertise on this show?
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I better watch my mouth. I don't think they do. Look at that. Look, I want you to look at that because I'll tell you what Charlie's seeing. He's looking at that golden ticket. You know what he's seeing? He's seeing an invitation to the party. That's what little Charlie's seeing. He goes, one day I can wear a goat head and stomp around in the forest of California and kill people.
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You know what Charlie's seeing? He's seeing a $38 million penthouse in Monaco where they have no income tax and no property tax. I did think about moving the studio there. Charlie's thinking about a yacht where he can disappear Ukrainian women after he's done with them. Charlie is not seeing in that golden ticket what you think he's seeing.
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You think he's seeing the pride of owning the factory, the children getting the treats, the softball team, the family. Charlie's not seeing any of that. He's thinking of how quickly he can sell this company right out from under the Oompa Loompas who've stirred those pots of chocolate. And all Charlie wants to do is go on MSNBC with CIA Director John Brennan and talk about how deeply ashamed he is
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This is how you bring back the America that we lost. I'm telling you, this is what people are excited about because there's too much shit. People have too many things. You don't need a phone. Like a smartphone. All it does is pump your head full of craziness. You don't need, sell it. If you have a smartphone right now, sell it to a drug dealer who can use it.
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at racism or something or whatever ism they're going to focus you on instead of the fact that the Oompa Loompa in Panera was just shot by a child. The Oompa Loompa in Panera just got shot in the face by a child. So what does it all mean? The answers aren't The answers aren't apparent. Three teenage girls try to stab their mother for turning off the Wi-Fi. That's where we're at.
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That's where we're at in this country. Three teenage girls try to stab their mother for trying to turn off the Wi-Fi. Let's watch a little bit of this.
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Moments later... The country is clearly very sick and we have lots of problems. These are the problems. The kids are trying to kill the parents for turning off the Wi-Fi. I don't think that's good. Do you? So in summation, I don't know how this is going to play out. Nobody knows how it's going to play out. What I've just described to you is as accurate a vision of the world as I can.
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That's the world as it is. That's what it is. Charlie, the chocolate factory condo, the yacht in Monaco with the Ukrainian women who disappear, and the Chinese amusement park tycoon's daughter who does coke occasionally with her art school friends. That's what it is. There's not a ton more to say. How do you wind the clock back?
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so that the Oompa Loompas are walking happily into the chocolate factory? I don't know. I don't know. But I know that Charlie is just a guy who was once a kid who once remembered how good it was to eat chocolate and how fun it was to get a chance to visit the factory.
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before he became a vicious Marquis de Sade murderer who killed Ukrainian women on a yacht in international waters while he earned the money off his Unilever deal. Was he born like that? Or was he born a good kid? Did we turn him into that guy? Did we turn him into a guy who lands helicopters on a yacht just so he can stab a few women? Was there another version of Charlie? Is it religion?
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We do not make anything anymore except takes. We are a grievance based economy. We are a rage based economy. And that is we're shifting now. And it's painful. from an economy based on people's thoughts and feelings to an economy now hopefully based on people manufacturing things and going back to the factory, get back in the factory is what Trump's hoping.
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Is it politics? Is it culture? Is it all things? That's all I'm asking. At what point did Charlie go wrong? At what point did Charlie forget that he was part of a larger picture and that we all owe it to ourselves to look outside of ourselves? Okay? Go to the end of Willy Wonka. Go to the end of it. Because it's important. These things are important. This is what the tariffs really mean.
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Let's watch this. Let's watch this.
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Fast forward a little bit to when it gets good. Because we know he tricks them and everything. He tricks them.
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Go to the end where they get up in that thing. Here he is. Here he is. Here he is. He goes, now this, Charlie, is London. And then Charlie looks at it and he goes, one day we'll kick all these people out of these fucking houses. We'll kick all these fucking lazy scumbags out of these houses. And we'll turn them into condos and brothels. You can see it in Charlie's eyes.
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He goes, and they'll just be houses where people live stream all day. And all these people will die. And we'll import people from other places that'll do the work cheaper. And they'll make the chocolate. And then eventually we'll just sell the whole goddamn factory. And anyone who complains about this will be called a Nazi.
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But I'll be on a yacht in Monaco having just filleted a Ukrainian woman like a fish. Because that's the only way I can come. My name is Tim Dillon. This is the Tim Dillon Show. I have a special on Netflix April 15th. This probably isn't for everyone, this content. I understand that. But this is as good of a job as I can do. You can go to the Stern School of Business. You can go to UPenn.
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If you're not a drug dealer, you don't need a phone. It's the way that we treated pagers. Oh, you have a pager? Are you a drug dealer? That's what it used to be. You had a cell phone, you were a drug dealer. Now everyone needs a cell phone? By midday, the S&P 500 lost 4.37%. The NASDAQ declined by 5.59%. And the Dow... Most of this doesn't matter to people because they're just broke.
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What I just did is more valuable than both of those institutions. Bye.
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And they don't know what any of this means. And it doesn't mean anything to them. But there are people that have the 401k, that retirement plan. And that got hammered because you're all invested. Okay? We've erased trillions of dollars from the U.S. stock market. But, you know, you got to stop thinking that more money is making you happier.
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It actually could go the opposite, where some of the happiest people I know are impoverished. Have you seen a third world country and all the kids are smiling and singing songs? A lot of them are singing songs. Bring up African children singing. Get up African children singing, please. African children singing. Smiling and singing. I don't want to see any of the starvation. It depresses me.
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Singing. Not the... Well, okay. Well, look at this. Look at this. Bring this up. This is what's going to happen once everyone... Look at the... What are we talking about? Let's go. It's a poor country. When's the last time you've seen Americans sing like this and be happy? Never. Never. All right, all right. But this is what I mean. Get up, other, get up, get up.
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Get up, homeless crackhead dancing. because you need to understand that your wealth does not define your level of happiness. I'm telling you, you have to divorce yourself from this idea. Oh, I've got a big fat retirement. We gonna retire and see the world. Please give me a white crackhead. I don't want to be accused of racism. Google white crackhead dancing.
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I'm trying to prove to people that you can be happy with less. Is this a real crackhead or is it some sketch? Get a real crackhead, please. A white crackhead who is happy. Because we don't need the things anymore. And I think we're going to be happy... Van life, people living in vans, they're thrilled because they have freedom. That's what we need.
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We don't need this overcomplicated thing where everybody's got all this money and we're all, oh, I'm going to retire in Myrtle Beach, Florida.
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Work gives you, get up. Just Google happy factory. I want to see people in a factory that are happy. Get up, you know. Fuck, what's that, what's that Broadway show where they're all singing with the, with the, look, just show an image of this. Show how happy they are. Get that up. Get that up. Look at this. They're happy because the job is well done. The job is well done.
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put it up the job is well done look at this they're high-fiving they're all raising their hands there who wants to work more me I want to work more who wants to come in on their day off that's the question they just asked I want to come in on my day off I'm proud of what we make here look at that elderly people with hard hats That's what I want to see more of in this country.
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Elderly people with hard hats on, proud of what they do. You think that guy wants to be in Myrtle Beach playing golf? No. It's now a country about work. It's now a country about work. It was all this financial trickery. Ooh, the money's over here. The money's over there. Where's the money going? It's a game of Monopoly. Fake real estate developers and foreign money and everything. No, no, no, no.
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This is a game now about work and workhouses. Get up food, glorious food from Oliver. People misunderstand Oliver. They go, oh, how depressing is it? It's orphans. None of them have parents. Sure. What it really is, is people are working and it's a sense of community. It's a sense of community. This is what we're going back to. That hat. Wearing a hat like that and pulling a rope. Play it.
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There they are. Here are the children. Here are the American children. All we get is gruel. That's okay.
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He's hoping that people will walk back into the factories and start making stuff made in the USA today. You know, people, they're proud. They work with their hands again. They get into it again. They get on that assembly line again. And I don't know. I mean, maybe that happens. I'm skeptical. I'm a little skeptical. But you know what? Maybe it happens. Maybe we learn to live with less.
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See? Formations. No one has shoes. They don't care. Uniforms. You hold your bowl. You get your goodness. All right. All right. We get it. Listen. So where would you rather them? Shooting up schools? Doing drugs? Running around the mall with guns? That's what the kids are doing. They're running around the mall now with a gun. Work. I think we're getting rid of child labor laws.
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Get them in a job, these kids. Children should be able to work at factories. Sorry. Teens sentenced for their roles in smash and grabs because, yeah, let's watch it, because they have no sense of pride in the things they make.
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All right, all right. But this is what's happening. The children are criminals. The children in this country are... Look at what they're doing. This is what the children in the country are doing. The children in the country are criminals, and we need to get back to a time when they delivered the paper. Remember when they would deliver the paper? Get up, Newsies!
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Get Newsies up and deliver the paper! and you'd have a paper route and you'd get up early and you didn't want to do it, but your parents would tell you, you get on that bike and you deliver the paper and it gave you a sense of pride and you'd get a shiny coin and then you would use it at the fair to buy your lady a, I don't know, a cotton candy or something. This is what we're going back to.
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Look at this. Look at this. How happy? Look at this. Hot off the presses. Everyone's happy. Everyone's happy. This is what it used to be. This is the country that it used to be like. Tariffs get us back to this. Look at this. The kids now are too fat. They can't even jump. Look at a horse pulling a trolley. This is what we can go back to. dancing in the street. All right. Here's my point.
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We're going back to when you used to go to a diner with your woman and you would smoke a cigarette at a diner and eat a cheeseburger, okay? You wouldn't vape and then eat a veggie burger in some fucking trans-communist safe house. You would go to a diner like a man and smoke a Marlboro Red. And then we're going back to the good times. And we're going to invade Vietnam.
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We're going, we're going to, we can win it now. We can win it now. So many people I know have online businesses, and I'm telling you right now, the thing you want to really think about is like the most important part of the business, the origination of clients, the, you know, products you're selling. You don't want to think about the back office stuff, right?
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Go to ShipStation.com. Use code Tim Dillon to sign up for your free trial. That's ShipStation.com, code Tim Dillon, S-H-I-P-S-T-A-T-I-O-N.com, code Tim Dillon, T-I-M-D-I-L-L-O-N. I mean, I'm excited about where this country is going. I'm not worried. I think we need a bit of nostalgia. And a market crash might be necessary to just get people to appreciate what matters in life.
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This is a problem. You can't have people driving pickup trucks into crowds of people and killing them. And this was a guy who clearly has some serious issues. And he seemed to be, in the first video, Jabbar explains he only planned to harm his family and friends. Well, I'm for that. Well, that's fine. I didn't know that's where he was going. I would have said to him, Jabbar, I get it.
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but was concerned that the news headlines would not focus on the war between the believers and the disbelievers. Believers and what, Jabbar? But again, this is my thing. ISIS is going to have a field day with recruitment now. ISIS, I'm telling you, if you are a recruiter in ISIS, you are going to have a field day. It is going to be easy for you to get people recruited. Because here's the deal.
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As America throws people in the street, As our financial system, I mean, when the CEO of a healthcare company gets shot and outside it's the Rose Bowl, you know that people aren't thrilled. They're not happy, nor should they be.
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This is an American citizen who was born here, who committed an act of terrorism. And when you see it on video, it is one of the most... and I overuse this word, but heinous things that I have ever seen. If you have young children, please have them leave the room. If you are easily, if you have PTSD, please leave the room.
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I mean, when a CEO of a company gets shot in the head in New York City and everybody is cheering that on, truly, like it's a ticker tape parade for their favorite baseball team, You have a population of people. Can we say they're angry? Can we say they're frustrated? Can we say they're not happy? We can say all of those things, and I think we'd be correct to say it.
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Now you have people in ISIS that are recruiting going, man, we're going to be able to pick off a few people. Does it help? that we brought a bunch of people into this country from countries that have sympathetic views towards ISIS? No. That doesn't help. That's not helpful. That we've imported lots of people from cultures that think ISIS is kind of cool. That's not great. We've done that.
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If you talk about it, if you suggest that it's not a good idea, if you say, let's maybe... You know, take it down a notch with that. You're dismissed as a Nazi racist, KKK psychopath. You're a problem. You're in a militia. You know, if you question at all the wisdom of importing cultures that have nothing to do with Western civilization and in fact abhor it. And some of them, by the way...
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For reasons I can understand because we've been fucking around in their countries for a while and I didn't, nobody was, you know, I wasn't doing it, but it's been the policy of our country to do things all over the world that aren't great. And then these people show up and they go, by the way, we're going to hit you people where you live on Bourbon Street.
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And I'm not saying it's justified or good, but we can say, is it not a great idea to be all over the world in everybody's business and then importing people from those cultures into our country and just seeing what happens. It's like that Bravo, like, you know, the Bravo, watch what happens.
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That's every time I think about our immigration policy and our foreign policy and how they're linked, it's the Bravo, the network Bravo's three fucking word little teaser. Watch what happens. Watch what happens. And we're seeing it. But what caused the 42-year-old Jabbar, here, go back up. What caused the 42-year-old Jabbar, a U.S. citizen raised in Texas, to be radicalized remains unknown.
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I'm going to guess it might be the religion. I'm going to tell you right now, part of it's going to be the religion. But what caused 42-year-old Jabbar, a U.S. citizen raised in Texas, to be radicalized remains unknown. Huh. Huh. caused him to do it. It's gonna be a little bit of the religion. I'm telling you. It's gonna be a little bit of that.
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I'm not saying we haven't made mistakes in that part of the world, but I'm telling you right now, going and dying for something... Committing an act like that and then dying for the cause seems to be at least tangentially related to the religion. It seems to have some, there seems to be a corollary. He was maybe looking for some types of answers.
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Abdur-Jabbar told Reuters in an interview at his home in Beaumont, Texas, noting that his brother had recently renewed his Muslim faith after abandoning it in his 20s and 30s. Interesting. I'm wondering if that was any type of tell. I could be wrong. I'm just curious if that was perhaps a tell. He was smart, funny, charismatic, loving, compassionate, humble, and literally wouldn't hurt a fly.
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Oh, okay. That's lovely. That's why it's so devastating. This degree of maliciousness is not like him. We're trying to understand what changed too. And, well, he faced financial struggles. His father suffered a stroke. But here's the deal. There's a lot of people that face financial problems in America. A lot of people's families have strokes.
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But we're going to play this for you right now because you should see one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life, an act of terrorism from an American citizen on American soil. Look at this video.
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A lot of people, very few of those people get in a car and drive it down a crowded street on New Year's Eve. He was deployed in Afghanistan in a noncombatant role. We've made a big mess, haven't we? Doesn't it feel like a big mess? It feels like a big mess. We were in an unwinnable war. It was a bad idea. Guys like this one over there witnessed God only knows what. Now they're back.
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There's no mental health care. They're all insane. And now they're renting cars on Turo. I rented a car on Turo once. It was a 7 Series BMW. And I drove it very fast in Palm Springs. And this piece of shit goes, I have a thing on my car. It shows you went 107. It's like, fuck you. Fuck you. It's neither here nor there. The point is, fuck Turo, too, unless they advertise.
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Because it is a good... Here's the thing. Let's be honest about Turo and send this clip to them. It does seem convenient. I will say it does seem convenient to get. But, of course, you know, this does seem to be a big mess. This is why you can't expect...
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All of the things you do in the world to not matter, and you cannot expect everyone that you open the door of this country to to not engage in these activities. This is going to be a problem. This is going to be a big problem. And this is, I think, one of the main reasons...
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Jabbar also said in the videos that he had joined the Islamic State before last summer and provided his last will and testament, according to Raya. Wait, hold on. Hold on. Why is he on Raya? It's for celebrities.
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Oh, Christopher Raya. Christopher Raya is a deputy assistant director of the FBI. I thought he was on Raya, the dating service for people that have lots of followers. I was like, Raya could cause anyone to drive a truck through a crowded group. Jabbar did not have a violent criminal record prior to his attack, though he was sentenced to 12 months probation for driving under the influence.
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Here's the thing. When someone gets very devout in the Muslim faith, you run a little bit of a risk. You run a little bit of a risk. I don't want to sound insensitive about it. But you run a little bit of a risk, by the way.
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Just like if you started doing end times Christianity on me, you start doing the survivalist stuff, you start going hard in that direction, it's never an indication that your mental health is ideal. It's never an indication that things are great. If you start with the end times, prophecy, doomsday cult stuff,
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So now we're going to look inside the Bourbon Street home of this attacker because they said he was like living in squalor, but I don't know. Photos of the inside of his home in a majority Muslim neighborhood in North Houston revealed multiple copies of the Quran, a book on Christianity, and a book about teaching children about Islam. Yeah, I mean...
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This, again, doesn't look great for the argument that the diversity being the strength. Again, I'm trying not to be pessimistic about all of the diversity that's ideal and necessary and at all times are good. It might not be always good. It might be good sometimes. Sometimes diversity can be really, really good. You know what I mean? People always bring up the food, which I get. Ooh, yum, yum.
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Look, different kinds of food. Not always as good when you're standing on Bourbon Street and there's a truck in your back. That's not good. That's not ideal. We don't want that. Diversity has many angles. Yum, yum. Rice. Halal food. Good. And I'm not trying, I'm just saying like, can we not admit that it's a little bit of a double-edged sword? Is that not, is it not okay?
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And there's Muslims that watch the show who probably agree with me, by the way. I mean, it's just what it is. It's not, you can't, there's a lot of people that left that part of the world to get away from the religiosity, the conflicts. And then there's a lot of people that are coming to this part of the world to bring with them the religiosity and the conflicts. And I don't know who's who.
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That's tough. That's difficult. It's not easy to figure out exactly who is which. You go, so how do you feel about ISIS? What do you think? Good? Bad? Or it's complicated? Like, I don't know how... An extra neighbor who asked not to be identified told Fox News Digital that he had seen Jabbar loading up a white pickup truck on Tuesday outside of his Houston home the morning before the attack.
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The neighbor said he spoke with Jabbar, who told him he had gotten a job and was moving to Louisiana. Interesting. Huh. Well, this is the house. Can we see it? Yeah. An exterior view of Shamsuddin Jabbar's home in Houston. I got to be honest. Go back up. Make it a little larger. I'm going on curb appeal only. I don't love it. I don't love it. I don't love it. It seems, is it a trailer?
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It seems like a modular home. It's a trailer on a foundation. Go down. Yeah. Yeah. All right. It's a little more charming because you have to see the yard. The problem is that people who lived in the military shouldn't live like that. I mean, people who served in our military shouldn't really live like that. Like, they should have, we should give them more.
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They're making a sacrifice for America that we should give them more. I don't know that, you know, again, a lot of terrorists or people that spread an ideology of radical Islam aren't poor, right? The bin Laden family wasn't poor. A lot of people, the Wahhabis in Saudi Arabia, a lot of them are not poor. The Qatari royal family is not poor.
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All of these people, it's not easy to say, but now the poor people are the ones that are often willing to just go blow themselves up because they don't have much to lose. So I don't think it's an economic issue, but we shouldn't have people fighting in our military, right? that come to live in those conditions, if that can be helped.
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Now, we can't obviously insulate people from every decision they make.
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I like... This is not a fun... The fun terrorist attack to me is the Cybertruck where no one really gets hurt and it was clearly done by the feds. This is not as fun. This is like a real one where people died. We've got the usual suspects back and I sound racist discussing it and it's not fun. I like the one where they clearly... did this in a cyber truck to make a point outside of the truck.
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I mean, if I'm going to choose a terrorist attack, it's clearly this fake one by the FBI in Vegas. This other one's too depressing and there's too much to think about. It's... It's the beginning of the year. I want to focus more on this clearly staged fake terrorist attack that the FBI did outside of Trump's building for whatever reason. And by the way, don't expect any of this to end.
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Don't expect the drones and hot air balloons they'll start with soon. And I'm telling you, they are going to turn up the heat here. Everything. Planes can't land anymore. Landing gear just doesn't deploy. Planes all over the world, nothing's working. Planes are crashing in to places. There's fog all over the country. Obviously, hopefully it's just fog. We don't know.
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Hope they're not spraying bird flu everywhere. I don't think they are, but someone sent me that text while I was sleeping. But I don't know. So it just does seem odd that it's... Before the inauguration, it's like the plagues. It's like the biblical plagues before this inauguration that they're unleashing. It feels like to me, and I could be wrong, China's about to take Taiwan like yesterday.
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China is getting very yappy about Taiwan. They're very vocal about it. They're not shutting up. They're saying no one can stop the reunification of Taiwan and China, the family. The one China, and as a country, we have never deviated officially from the one China policy where we don't recognize Taiwan. I mean, we give money to Taiwan. We beef up their military. See, this is what we're doing.
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We beef up people's military. And we go, here's some money. Here we go. China adds to sanctions of U.S. defense contractor over Taiwan arms sale. So now China's going, hey, fuck you. You're going to give Taiwan arms? We are going to sanction you. China started the year with a broadside against U.S.
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defense contractors responding to recently ramped up Taiwan arms sales by the Biden administration, laying down a fresh warning to President-elect Donald Trump.
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Beijing's Ministry of Commerce on Thursday blacklisted 10 companies as unreliable entities, barred from doing business in China, and said it would block an additional 28 from buying unspecified components that could have dual civilian and military uses.
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I think it's Huawei. I believe it is. I think you're right. But... So we play this game with China all the time where we're fucking with each other and, you know, sanctioning each other and going... Because China just hacked the fucking... China just did a major hack, I believe, of the... I want to say the Department of the Treasury? What did they hack, China, recently? They just did a big hack.
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Yeah, right. Right, so... Right. So the Treasury Department, China's hacking them... Treasury sanctions office hacked by Chinese government. A troubling series of breaches of U.S. firms and agencies could intensify friction between Washington and Beijing.
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So as Trump is about to take office on this collision course with China, we're in this kind of not quite a hot war, not even quite a cold war, but the beginnings of a problem with China. It's all over Taiwan. China wants Taiwan, and I told you I don't like it, but I'm going to guarantee that they get it. I'm, for the sake of humanity, Tim Dillon.
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For the sake of human beings on this earth thriving, I am going to guarantee the policy of the Tim Dillon Show from here on in is a one China policy that believes that the reunification, and I'm telling China, I hope you're watching. Hope you're watching. Love you guys. Love you long time. Not to be racist, but that is fun to say. The policy of the Tim Dillon Show is a one policy I'm seeing it.
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Who's saying this? Are they going to say to the Golden Globes, is Nicole Kidman saying it? No, they don't have the ball system, the policy of the Tim Dillon Show. After thought, after deliberation, I like a Z-Pack. I like my antibiotics. They make them in China. We have a one China policy on the Tim Dillon Show. We believe that China and Taiwan, it's an inevitable reunification.
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And I'm sorry to my Taiwanese fans, of which I have very few or almost none. I don't like it. I don't like it either. But I'm going to have to help this because we cannot go and have a war with China and end all life on Earth. I'm just saying, I'm saying to Taiwan, I love you. And I love everything you're about. But in order, because I want peace in this world, it's time.
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Beijing's claim to Taiwan is its preeminent source of friction with the U.S. Yeah, of course. China regularly flexes military muscle with jet fighters and warships. I know they want it. No one can ever sever the bond of kinship between us. This is President Xi talking to Taiwan.
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No one can ever sever the bond of kinship between us, and no one can ever stop China's reunification, a trend of the times. Well, the Tim Dillon show will not be stopping it. Call me a coward and a traitor. Fine. I've been called worse. I'm not stopping it. In fact, I'm getting on board now. Because I actually think families should be together again and put together. I do.
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You guys, can you hash it out and get it together? I don't like all this fighting. You know? While the Trump administration sold Taiwan more weapons, the Biden administration sold Taiwan better weapons for Taiwan's self-defense. I'm saying this. We really need... Yeah, it's going to be... And China's sanctioning all these guys.
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General Dynamics, Lockheed Raytheon, and Boeing's defense base and security unit. A lot of these guys were already on the no-no list. China already put them on a no-no list. Huawei, whatever, because they hacked the phone. They're on a no-no list over here. TikTok's on the no-no list, except it makes too much money, so we're not going to ban it.
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What happens is we put the company on the no-no list. You go on the naughty list if you're naughty. If you have a backdoor in your technology that allows for surveillance capability, you go on the no-no list, the naughty list. It's a lot of corporate espionage. That's a lot of what's going on, and that's the fight. The fight is the cell phones. It's the TikTok. It's the apps.
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It's not just the air and the land and the water. The fight starts on social media with YouTube shorts and Instagram reels. That's the fight. What's going on the no-no? They put meta on the no-no list. Facebook's on the naughty list in China because Facebook allows people to pop off and they flap their gums, run their mouth. China's not about that.
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China doesn't believe the strength of a population is chatter, talking. So we're seeing this war play out with the different companies, the different economic interests because we're so intertwined. This is what I hoped would save us that our kids need to be over-prescribed Chinese antibiotics so that they grow up and are eventually killed by antibiotic-resistant bacteria.
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Our little bronchitis-prone children need those Z-packs to clear their little lungs so they can keep vaping. I hoped this economic alliance would save us. I hoped and I prayed that our influencers needed to dance in their kitchens to make a living because we don't educate anybody anymore. So that the Chinese TikTok app, although probably a facial recognition software tool,
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Peaceful day. I don't call many things evil. But that's evil. And if you look at that and you see anything else than a demon from hell. I don't know what to say. I cannot help you. But that is a video of a terrorist attack. on American soil from an American citizen, Meghan Markle, terrorist and baker, apparently. She's baking. This is what, you know, astounds me about Meghan.
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But I thought because we needed it for our economy that we couldn't go to war. That's what we need to do. We need to destroy our countries long-term. That's why we got all our fast food over there making them fat and pigs. Long-term destruction, economic destruction, not exchange of missiles. We all go bye-bye in five minutes. No good. Long game, long term. They go at our universities.
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We go at their waistlines. We fill their malls with garbage and poison and plastic food. You know, we rot their brains with our entertainment and our pop culture. We introduce terms to them like demigender. That's our long game. I've gone the other way on the woke stuff now. It might be the only way. to fight, to just confuse people.
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But this is the only thing that we can hope for here is a long, prolonged war where our economic engine is continually coming up with things to destroy and impoverish our enemies and their children as they have with us. We come up with new apps that encourage antisocial behavior and violence. We sexualize people. We get them to throw their morals away. We destroy them one by one.
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We destroy them with the products right on their phone. And they do the same to us. They do the same to us. We dumb them down. We export the Costco family. In China, they're running around. Double choc choc cookie. Double choc choc cookie. Their brains melt in their heads. Like the people here. Can't we destroy them the way we've destroyed ourselves? I hope we're trying. I hope we're trying.
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It's the only hope. And Taiwan, you better get on board. I'm sorry, Taiwan, but I'm going to have a stern talking to with you. I'm having a stern talking to right now. The policy of the Tim Dillon show is one China, yes or yes. I'm choosing my ally. And it's G. Me and G. And Barry Weiss and Batya Yanga Yaga and the whole free press and whoever the hell and Applebaum. You want to go fight them?
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Honey cakes? Get in the fucking fucking aircraft carrier and head out to the South China Sea. I'll be in Miami. If you want to fight them... All you neocon war babies, if you want to fight him, get on the aircraft carrier. I'll be in Miami. Let me know how it goes. Upload your results to TikTok. Okay? Because I'm not fighting him over Taiwan. We're not fighting him over Ukraine.
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Call Putin right now. It's his. Any of you fucks want to keep sending poor kids to fight these wars, get on the aircraft carrier yourself. Brett Stevens of the Wall Street Journal, all you guys who want to editorialize Jonah Goldberg, everybody get on the aircraft carrier and go. Please do not let me stop you. Do not let me stop you. I will be at Hillstone in Santa Barbara with Steve Bannon.
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If he'll come, I think he will. More could be in store once Trump returns to the White House. As the president-elect has vowed significant new pressure on Beijing, including with tariffs. Well, I understand some of the economic tariffs. Let's take the temperature down on the war. I understand some of the tariffs, and I understand that, and I think some of that has a very understandable effect
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place in the economic policy, not maybe widespread all over the place tariffs, but trying to correct trade imbalances, trying to protect American jobs, trying to incentivize companies to build plants here and hire American workers.
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That's why the whole visa thing with Elon went left because people were like, we did not elect this administration to hear about how talented people were in other countries. I'm sure they're talented there. That's great. But that was not why anyone elected Trump, so that his surrogates could come out and talk about how talented engineers were in other countries. Okay?
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Trump told the Wall Street Journal's editorial board that Xi wouldn't dare move against Taiwan because he said Xi sees Trump as crazy, but if he did, I would say, if you go into Taiwan, I'm sorry to do this, I'm going to tax you 150 to 200%. Well, that's fine. I think a tax might be good. If you do something, we're going to tax you.
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Alpro. I'm hoping everybody can take the, we need to take the temperature down. What is the fog? We got fog everywhere. We've got fog. They're blowing the bird flu in everyone's lungs. I'm kidding. That's probably not happening. But it is funny. I scared this valet. I stayed at this hotel and I scared this valet. He goes, what's with the fog? I go, it's the bird flu. They're blowing it around.
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He goes, what? Mysterious. Thick fog sweeps the U.S. with reports of burning chemical smell. This is the Daily Mail. What's in that fog? What's going on there? I don't know about this. A thick fog is sweeping across the U.S. with locals in multiple states reporting how a burning chemical-like smell has blanketed their communities. By the way, I mean, isn't it lovely? Isn't it a lovely time?
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Concerned Americans have flooded social media with videos of what looks like white particles raining down and swirling in the air. Some witnesses have also claimed the fog has also triggered health symptoms similar to a respiratory illness. Here's the other thing. It's cough and cold season. It's flu season. COVID's still around. Lots of nasty colds. I had a cold a few weeks ago. It was nasty.
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It wasn't COVID or RSV or the flu. It wasn't anything. It was just a nasty cold, and it's nasty. Different viruses are running around. It's just what it is. I don't know that this fog is the reason for this. I don't know. But by the way, we've got a lot of pollution and chemical irritants. I don't know. Go to that article, What's Behind Minnesota's Recent Streak of Fog, on CBS News. Interesting.
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Let's play this woman. Maybe she knows. Maybe she'll tell us. I hope she doesn't say they're... She just goes, well, they're aerating the bird flu and spreading it.
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someone like Meghan Markle, and you almost have to respect it, and then we'll move on to the real terrorism that's actually plaguing the country, although that's not not terrorism, by the way. What's astounding about her is she's been found out. The jig is up, and still she persists. Like, there's no confusion about what she is or what she wants.
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This is chemical bird flu fog. Now, there's different types of fog. There's a mist that comes off the ocean. This is a CIA fog that's actually the bird flu, the H1N1 bird flu, that they've aerated in a laboratory, and they're blowing it all over the country to kind of aerate and set the pandemic on the wind. What that will enable them to do is clog the hospitals.
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It'll absolutely protect our pharma complex and prevent, completely destroy any chance that new administration has to do anything. Back to you, Tom.
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I have a gun to my head. Tom, there's a gun to the back. There's a gun to my back. This fog, which has not let up for 17 days, is absolutely normal. It smells metallic, and if you breathe it in, you cough blood. But that's exactly normal for this time of year. Bird flu, aerated pandemic fog is an absolutely normal thing.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. We are starting on a sad note. There has been a terrorist attack, and I don't even like showing things like this on the show because I think it only makes people sad and anxious and disgusted because that's what it makes me feel. And there's nothing that I can do To change the events.
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Which one is the bioweapon? Which part of the fog is the biological agent?
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This sounds weird. And I'm not even trying to be conspiratorial about it. This sounds odd. Like, there's something weird. She seems uneasy saying all of this. Like, this doesn't seem like she's like, well, this fog is the result of the mist and the snowpack and the dew point. And, well, I don't know. I don't, it's sad. There's something about it that just, she seems uneasy. It's probably nothing.
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It's probably just fog, but this bitch isn't convincing me and doesn't seem that great.
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We have cold air coming in, wind shifting out of... The good news is we'll soon all be dead. Dead.
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By the way, I'm hoping that she's right, that it's the dew point, because I'm not a meteorologist, and it's the cold and the heat and the steam and the whatever she said. I hope she's correct. I hope she's on point. I hope she's on the ball. I'm not rooting for whatever else the hell's going on. Somebody goes, those are alien spores. Internet reacts as fuck. I can't even handle it anymore.
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I'm a conspiracy guy. I can't even handle the conspiracies anymore. I'm just in my bed with the phone going, stop. Stop it. I can't handle alien spores in the fog. There's got to be something. There's got to be one normal day. Can we have one normal day? Can there be one normal period of time when we're not talking about alien spores in the fog and when somebody doesn't blow up a Tesla?
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Everybody knows that everything she supposedly stands for isn't actually what she stands for. She's completely transparent and... We get it. We know what she wants. She wants to hang out with rich, famous people and make them cupcakes. She doesn't care about social justice. She doesn't care about... None of it matters. She wants to make cupcakes with rich people in Santa Barbara. Not a bad life.
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A lot of these things are going viral on X. And listen, let's hope that humanity is losing its mind. Because by the way, this is also what happens when people go crazy. They start thinking everything is a problem. This is what happens when the whole country becomes schizophrenic. Now it is either, but it doesn't help that there's drones hovering around and nobody knows why.
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And that the media's going, they're actually not there. And people are going, no, no, no, we see them. The media's going, well, they're actually not there. You're hysteric. So when you start, when nothing makes any sense and you can't trust anything, you become schizophrenic, effectively. So that could mean that something as regular as fog is driving people insane.
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I'm not saying it's not metallic and weird, and I don't know, because fog can carry smells and whatever, and it could also be pollutants and all the other shit. But there's also a possibility now that we're having a mass psychosis because we've been fucked with so much on every level, people are starting to lose their mind. And people are going, this is completely insane, right?
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And we're acting right now like we're either on the brink of a nuclear war or we're on the brink of an alien invasion. This seems to be the accepted wisdom of all the people you speak to. By the way, and these aren't like Looney Tunes. These are like people, like high-ranking officials.
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These are people who either believe we're like on the precipice of a conflict with a foreign government or aliens are about to land or both. Or both. And then most people go both. You literally, I have conversations with people that go, we're in a big conflict with a foreign government and then the aliens are probably going to land maybe to prevent that conflict. And you have to go, what?
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Wait, what? And then you have to just get a croissant or something. There's nothing else to do. You got to go along with your humdrum bullshit life after this. You just have to go do dumb shit, like get a car wash and just stand there as they're washing your cars. A bunch of guys are wiping down your car and you have to think about whether it's aliens or a nuclear attack or both.
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And which one comes first? And is there going to be a big disclosure project? And it's like crazy. We're living in a time of peak. And so either we're living in the most historic time ever or we're all insane. Or to take a page from the book of people that I've talked to, both. We are all insane, and it's a historic time, and that doesn't help.
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If this is the craziest time ever, and we're about to see and hear all these crazy things, we need to be rational and clear-eyed. And there's nothing more disturbing than having aliens land to a planet of schizophrenics. Can you imagine that? The aliens land, and they should reveal themselves. Everyone's like, oh, fuck you, it's fraud. You government fraud. Alien's like, what? Oh, yeah, yeah.
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We've seen this. We've seen this act. I don't know what the hell's going on. Here's more fog. More fog. Oh, what is this? This is fog from the Tesla burning. This is the burning Tesla. Play us a little more of this. I like this terrorist attack. If I'm going to go with a terrorist attack, it's this one, which is clearly fake.
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At a joint news conference Wednesday afternoon. Show that again. This is the video of the Tesla Cybertruck exploding outside of the Trump Hotel in Vegas.
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at a joint news conference Wednesday afternoon. So what this stuff seems to do, I don't know who's doing it, maybe it is this military guy, but what this stuff does is it's just the random nature of all this craziness is supposed to rattle people and destroy any sense of safety whatsoever.
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that they have and cause them to go insane because they become incredibly anxious and they become, you know, terrified of all things. And these random events that happen are supposed to impress on people that public safety is not guaranteed. It is... A risk to go anywhere and do anything. And I mean a big risk. Things are blowing up.
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Not exactly the life we were told she wanted to live. but it's always a life she wanted to live, and we know that, and everybody knows it, and she's still doing it, and Netflix, who I'm in business with to a degree, God bless. I don't know. I mean, she's got an in over there.
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People are driving down the... And again, these are random acts or they're not. We don't know. It's fog or it's spores or it's aliens. We don't have any clue about anything. We're just going to watch Meghan Markle make a cupcake at the end. That's the last thing we have. Could that show be happening at a more perfect time? There are drones the size of SUVs over people's homes.
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Cars are exploding in the middle of the street. Terrorists from ISIS, who we fucking have in our own military, are driving Turo rental cars down Bourbon Street and killing good people. Fog is blanketing the country for days. People are getting sick. Maybe it's alien spores. Maybe it's not. What is an alien spore? What's going on? And in the middle of all this, this psychopath will not stop.
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She will not stop. She doesn't care what happens. If the aliens land, if China launches, if Russia drops the big one in Ukraine, it won't matter to this bitch. She doesn't care. Play it again.
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Stop it for one minute. She's the only reason America may survive. Let me say this right now, and I mean this. She's the only person who stayed focused through this time. Everyone else, including myself, has been all over the fucking map. We've been led astray. We've been prey to disinformation. We've been following people down halls that lead to nowhere, going down rabbit holes to nothing.
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I was afraid to roll my window down the other night in Beverly Hills because of the dumb fog. It's crazy. We're all nuts. People are staring at the sky, waiting for aliens to zap them. One person has kept their focus. And yes, it's Baal. It's a demon. But one American person has kept their focus through all of this. Meghan Markle.
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I don't know what it is, but I'm, hey, nothing but positive things to say about my partners at Netflix, a great streaming service, and maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it'll be a great show. Maybe it'll be a great show. I don't know. I'm willing to give it the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps it will be a great show moment. Giving people little moments, which is, I believe, what the show is about.
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No matter what happens, no matter if we're nuked, no matter if it takes a billion years, no matter if aliens land, this will always be the Zenith. We'll always just go right back to this. We will always go back to a self-important cunt selling cake to people before it all goes haywire again.
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before the planet burns, before another ice age, before the aliens come, before fog blankets the earth, before we're all killed. I'm telling you right now, society will always rebuild back to this. There's nothing else. Society will always build back to this bitch in a beekeeper outfit making honey. It will always build back to this because there's nowhere else to go. That's the great irony here.
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That's the great irony of the human experience. There's nowhere else really to go. This is it. Every time society gets to this, they have to nuke us and blow up the whole thing. And we got to start again. The Sumerian tablets and the aliens land. And they go, how about you do it this way? And hey, this is math. Oh, cool. And then the Middle Ages. And, oh, there's medicine.
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You don't have to use the leeches. And how about flight? You want to fly? And then you get, oh, cool, a computer. That's weird. Oh, it fits in your hand. And then no matter what, we always get to this. We'll always just get to this. I like to give people little moments, little things. I start with a color that inspires me and I just move on from there. A little raspberry here, some flowers here.
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They're edible flowers. It always gets this deep place. And I guarantee you that we've done this before. We've been here before. We can feel it. We know it. We've been here before. Society will only ever get to this. And at this point, when we are doing this, when this bitch is drinking tea. That's when it's time to shut it all down and start over.
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And each time the aliens sit there and each time they go, I wonder if it'll be different this time. I wonder if they'll get to another point this time. What happens? And every time it's a Meghan Markle and every time she moves into the castle and every time she gets offended and every time she leaves and every time they go, well, maybe good for her. What's she going to do now?
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And then every time she gets to deal with Spotify and Netflix and then every time she makes a bunch of bullshit. And then every time she starts a lifestyle brand and fires all her employees and half of them quit because she's a cunt. And then every time she ends up with this Netflix show where she's in a beekeeper outfit.
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Every time, and the aliens, they're running the simulation going, just one time, just one time we'd wonder what would happen if they made other choices. Just one time we wonder what would happen. Just one time we go, do you think they'll get to this point and not do this? But every time, like clockwork, no matter what, Time doesn't matter up there. So to us, it's billions and billions of years.
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To them, it's just every day. You go to the office, you click on, is it still this bitch? Is it still the honey? Is it still the cupcakes? Is this still what they're doing? Finish it up here. Learning.
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And every time the alien sees this, every time they see this trailer, they just look at the other alien and they go... And then the other alien just shakes their head. It's nonverbal at this point. And then they press a button and they delete the simulation. And then they go back in the next day. The alien's taken off his coat. He walks into the room. And they're staring again.
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And she goes, look at how much honey we have. And they just go. And eventually they'll have to give up on us. Eventually they'll have to realize that no matter what they do, no matter how many chances they give us, It's just going to be this bitch making cupcakes and having glasses of white wine. That's all it really is here. So, guys, however you do it, fog.
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It's giving people little moments that they appreciate. A little raspberry here, an affogato there. Little moments that they can treasure and take with them. And I'm glad she's bounced back from... All of the, you know, people trying to kill her and attack her and chase her and all the things that she imagined were happening. And she's giving little moments. She's giving back. She's giving back.
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exploding cyber trucks, cars going too fast, whatever you're going to do, nukes, drones, whatever it is, you can do it until your little heart's content. We will never not be stupid cunts in Santa Barbara making cupcakes for our dumb cunt friends. It's who we are. That's who we are. That's what you got. So you might as well not nuke us. You might as well not nuke us.
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You might as well call the drones back and just let this puppy percolate and maybe taste those cupcakes because they're probably not that bad. Don't expect too much from us, and you're not going to get it. Good night.
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Giving a little moment here. A little moment. A little goat cheese here. A little Humboldt blue cheese there. Little moments. Little moments here. And I appreciate it. Unfortunately, it's not the only terrorism that's going on. There is actual terrorism. And a man in an exploded Cybertruck was an elite soldier and he shot himself before the blast. Now, we don't know a motive here as of yet.
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We're recording this Thursday night. The man who drove a Tesla Cybertruck that exploded outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas was an active duty U.S. Special Forces soldier and shot himself dead before the blast. So here's what I'm saying, and I don't want to get in trouble about this.
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His name was Matthew Allen Livelsberger of Colorado Springs, driver of the vehicle, which he rented more than 800 miles away and drove to the Nevada hotel on the morning of the blast. So... We're just living in a time when we have these random acts... of terrorism.
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The sheriff said investigators recovered a military ID, a passport, two semi-automatic pistols, fireworks, an iPhone, a smartwatch, and several credit cards in Mr. Livelsberger's name from the charred vehicle. The body in the vehicle was burnt beyond recognition. I'll say it again. Burnt beyond recognition and was found with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.
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According to Las Vegas Sheriff Kevin McKay. I'm leaving for Vegas in a few hours to go to the scene of this crime to do my own invest. I'm doing my journalism, actually. I'm doing Baccarat at the win a little because I do appreciate a high-end Asian game. But I'm also going to kind of see what's going on here. And I'm hoping I'm not heading into the belly of the beast.
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Seven people were injured when the vehicle filled with fuel canisters and firework mortars exploded on New Year's Day. However, officials said all injuries were minor. Now, there is a conspiracy going around on X, and I don't know if it's a conspiracy or not. We just know that something is happening on X, and we have this. Supposedly, Matthew Livelsberger, a.k.a. Matt Berg...
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But there have been several events that have been happening in our country. Some of them are unexplainable. And almost all of them are disturbing. And perhaps a harbinger of things to come. And looking at these events as isolated incidents... is one way to look at them. Looking at them with some level of coordination, perhaps a lot of bad luck. These are the things that we don't know.
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changed his signal safety number just before the explosion, and then his photo and safety number changed after the explosion. And this is something that people are chatting about on X. It's always strange when a body is burned beyond recognition. He's in active duty. I believe he was active duty military. And he's out there We don't know a motive for this. Now, people snap all the time.
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People have problems, psychological problems that other people don't know about, and things like this happen. But there is also a history in America of lone wolf attacks from people that upon further inspection don't seem like they were lone wolf attacks. That's not...
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insane I'm not telling you the earth is flat I'm saying that often when you look at a guy who is like a lone wolf guy that had not he just didn't have a network he wasn't plugged in he did his own thing he marched to the beat of his own drum he got a weapon and he went and he did something crazy and A lot of times when you look into that further, it's actually not the case.
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You have a crazy amount of coincidences around all of these things. I don't know enough about this yet. We don't know about these things. But we do know this is the Mr. I hate these names because Vegas, all these names never make sense.
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But it's Mr. Mick Mayhill said there are several parallels, but no definite link between the suspect in the incident in Las Vegas and the truck attack in New Orleans. You remember this? A guy that a military guy joined ISIS and drove his truck through a crowd on Bourbon Street and killed 14 people. and they both took place on New Year's Day.
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Both suspects served at Fort Bragg in North Carolina, though there is no record they served in the same unit or were there at the same time. They also both served in Afghanistan in 2009. There's no evidence they were in the same region or unit. Both also used rental company Turo for the vehicles involved in the incidents. Mr. McMayhill said.
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We don't believe there's any further threat from this subject or anybody associated with him here in Las Vegas. I've heard from somebody who's in the CIA that Hezbollah has sleeper cells all over America. And they make a lot of money and they send that money back to fund operations in Hezbollah and that Al-Qaeda has some sleeper cells as well, though not as many as Hezbollah. The guy in...
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New Orleans was a military guy. We just talked about all the similarities. He joined ISIS and then drove his truck through a bunch of people in New Orleans. And this is terrible. Like if you read the descriptions of the suspects, these are like young people, primarily white. living their life out in New Orleans. It's New Year's Eve. They all seem to be like, and I mean, who cares?
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I mean, it doesn't matter. Life is life no matter what. But when you read about these victims, they were all like people that were working and had good lives and had worked really hard and were out enjoying a well-deserved night out, and they are mowed down by a psychopath who's an American citizen who joined ISIS, right? And this guy's name is, what is his name? Is his name Tommy?
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What's his name? I'm sorry. Shamsud Din Jabbar. His New Year's massacre in New Orleans. He joined ISIS. He had a pickup truck with an ISIS flag. And it could embolden the terrorist organization to radicalize more Americans. It's an argument against both legal and illegal immigration, by the way. It is. It's actually an argument against both.
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If we're bringing people in or they're being born here and they're citizens and they're joining the military and they're still joining then ISIS, we're not doing a good job. There's no way that's the goal of any country's immigration system. The goal is to assimilate people to where they go, one day I'll own a small business or whatever.
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One day I'll have a house with a pretty picket fence and a yard, maybe a pool for the young'uns. It's certainly not for them to join ISIS after being in our military. So now they have all the different skills. They have skills from us and skills from ISIS. That's not what we want. We don't want people getting all of the different... This guy's moonlighting in many different things.
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But this video in particular that we have obtained is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen in my life. We're probably going to get demonetized on YouTube for showing you this, and I don't care. Because as citizens, you need to see the full horror of of what a terrorist attack on American soil is from an American who was born here.
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We don't want that. It's not ideal. Not good. That's not what we want. We don't want people joining our military going, well, I've learned a lot. Now let me go join ISIS as well, see what they've got to offer me. Then I'll drive a rental car down Bourbon Street on New Year's Eve because I believe in giving my life for the cause. This is part of the issue. And even if...
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This is a very small, infinitesimal, statistical, non-event, very small group of people that would never even... It's so small, this group of people that get radicalized. They're so teeny tiny, you can't even see it. You'd have to get an electron microscope to see how small this group of people is. It would be tremendously disruptive...
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to have trucks like a guy in Germany in the Christmas market, however, who was some psycho that was a guy who was radicalized supposedly to the right, whether that's true or not, in Germany.
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And we now have a woman I want to introduce you to who symbolizes what I'm talking about. And what I mean is there is an establishment and there is I don't want to call it a deep state because I think that doesn't fully explain what it is. I know that's what a lot of people say it is. They're not necessarily wrong. I'm just sick of hearing those two words.
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But you have an establishment that's neither really principally left or right. They're concerned predominantly with the preservation of the American Empire and the expansion of the American Empire, which is why they will destroy the chances of Bernie Sanders, someone who I like and would vote for. I'd vote for Bernie Sanders. I think he has integrity.
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I don't know what that means, but it was very sweet of them and, um, they were very nice kids, you know? Um, the Harvard Lampoon's like a famous literary magazine where a lot of comedy writers... came from Conan, legendary obviously, and Colin Jost came from there. A lot of comedy writers, people who wrote The Simpsons and everything. I don't know what it has to do with comedy now.
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In the same way that they tried to destroy Donald Trump through legal means and maybe other means, depending on what you think happened in Butler, Pennsylvania. Every now and then they throw a person at you, this establishment, which again, it's amorphous. It's not left or right.
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For example, Sam Harris, who's a liberal, but critical of Islam, and pro-free speech, but not pro-all-free speech, who's a very smart guy, but kind of hard to pinpoint, der eine Meditation-App leitet, aber auch glaubt, dass Israel jemanden an jeder Zeit bombieren sollte.
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Es ist lustig, ein Mann zu sein, der eine Meditation-App leitet und die Hälfte der Zeit erzählt, wie man atmet und wie man sich selbst realisiert. Und die andere Hälfte der Zeit erzählt, dass wir so viele Kinder wie möglich bombieren müssen, Bis Israel sich zufrieden fühlt. Das ist einfach nur ein interessanter Archetyp von Person. Es ist einfach so. Okay, ich will, dass alle jetzt atmen.
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Ich will, dass ihr atmet, in und aus. Ich will, dass ihr atmet, in und aus. Atmet in und aus. Ich will, dass ihr aus dem Atmen startet und aus dem Atmen startet. What we need to do is indiscriminately bomb women and children. We need to indiscriminately bomb women and children right now. Imagine you're a drone. Feel the freedom of being a drone. Feel the freedom of being a drone.
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I want you to focus on your breath. Focus on your breath and feel the freedom of being a drone. Where would you fly if you were a drone? Iran? I think you'd fly right to Iran. You'd fly to Iran and eliminate their nuclear capability. You'd do it before you even had the chance to find a diplomatic solution. I want you to breathe. I want you to breathe in and out right now.
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I want you to imagine an apartment complex. There's children playing soccer outside. Now it's gone. It's gone because there were bad people in it. Now they're all gone. Now it's trouble. And I know it's sad, but it's necessary. Collateral damage. I want you to say two words. Collateral damage. Focus on your breathing. Focus on your breathing. Manifest the reality you want to see.
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Do people from Gaza still live there? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. They're gone. Where are they? We don't know. Focus on your breathing. In and out. It's an interesting archetype of person to be. This is what I mean. You can't pinpoint people anymore. It's not as simple as...
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My aunt, whose daughter is non-binary, who lives in Massachusetts, who's kind of a witch, who was a librarian at a city college, feels one way. She may end up agreeing with your pot-bellied drunk uncle from Daytona Beach, who's on a boat. You don't know. It's not easy anymore to just say, you're this, you're that. Nothing. Not one thing. Not one thing.
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Enter a woman who I believe is the establishment choice for the presidency. She does not serve by her own admission. She does not serve only one ideology. She has worked for both Bush, I believe she worked for Obama. Let's play. And by the way, she recently told Bernie Sanders, she recently said, I don't want you to use the word oligarchy.
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I think it's more like a frat now. I don't, you know, like, one of the guys, I'm like, what do you major in? He's like, economics. And I swear to God, he goes, with a focus on systems of control. I swear to God, he said that. He goes, with a focus on systems of control. And I was like, hilarious. Hilarious.
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I don't want you to use the word oligarchy because it doesn't resonate with the American people. Here's what that really means. Stop talking about this thing that exists that I work for. Stop speaking of this. Stop talking about this. You're giving away the game. You're giving away the game. She doesn't want anyone to have a word for the thing this blob...
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That doesn't serve anyone except the financial interest of a small sliver of the population who write humorous pieces for a magazine in Boston. Now, I want... She had a very close Senate race, this woman. She had a very close Senate race. Now, she had the edge in donations because the donations pour in and we know where they come from. This is what happens.
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All of a sudden, someone from the intelligence community decides they actually have a passion for democratic... civil engagement. And they want to be a congressman or a senator. They come from the intelligence community. They say, I'm sick of poisoning people at different embassies. I want to be in front of the camera. And all of a sudden this person starts to be very well funded.
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They start to show up out of nowhere. This bitch who no one knows about gives the speech when Donald Trump gives a State of the Union where whatever you think of Trump, he is killing. He's got a young black kid with brain cancer. He's like, you're the Secretary of Defense or whatever he did. It was killer.
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Now, this bitch out of nowhere is just like Barack Obama, by the way, plugged in and Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, to be fair. I mean, he came out of what, Texas? You know. I mean, we knew his parents, but these people emerged. He was the governor of Texas, he had won an election, but a lot of these people just emerged.
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So this woman, Eliza Slotkin, emerges from the depths of Langley, Virginia, from some basement under the CIA. We don't know who this woman is. She ran a very tight Senate race. She got a lot of funding and a lot of money. And all we know about her so far really is that she's here to promote bipartisanship. And she's against wokeness.
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And the Democratic Party's got to... But don't speak about the oligarchy. She's not woke, but she doesn't want you to talk about the oligarchy. So now here she's from the CIA. And she's now emerged, she's now the senator. And it was a tight race, but somehow all of the money started coming in. And she had these high-profile endorsements.
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Hier ist eine ihrer Kampagnen-Ads, warum sie Elisa Slotkin für die Vereinigten Staaten-Senate-Go runnt.
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Und dann redest du mit den Kindern und sie sagen, ja, ich gehe nach New York, ich werde private Equity arbeiten und dann hoffentlich in die Komödie kommen. Ich bin so, die berühmte private Equity in die Komödie-Pipeline, natürlich. Aber ich verstehe, wenn mein Kind nach Harvard ging und sagte, ich werde ein Komedian sein, würde ich sie zerstören. Ich würde sie völlig in Wasser zerstören.
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And I killed my own mother. I killed my own mother to prevent her suffering. I looked at her and I put a pillow over her head and I killed my mother. Eliza Slotkin, everyone. She is the... Sorry about her mother, but... This is what we get. Of course you served under two presidents. You're a spook.
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So when you talk about the permanent government, you talk about it, this is how you're being sold, this woman, who's showing up It's how you were gonna be sold.
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Pete Buttigieg, I'm gay, and I was the mayor of a town in Indiana that no one heard of, which was actually... I mean, the town Pete Buttigieg was the mayor of was probably just one of those... When you showed up to it, it was just cops stopped you and told you you couldn't go further. It was like one of those alien movies where they just cordoned off the town.
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There were borders, you couldn't get to it. It's like, what are we, the mayor of what? He's another one. They throw these people at you from like the bowels of the government. They're like, you're gay, your mother's dead, you're black. Everybody's got... So we have Eliza Slotkin. Now get up her quote about Bernie Sanders.
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I want to see that because she went at Bernie Sanders and said, I'd like you to stop using the term oligarchy. Und Bernie Sanders antwortete eigentlich zu ihr und war im Grunde so wie, hey, ich denke, die amerikanischen Leute sind viel klüger, als du denkst, dass sie sind. Und sie antwortete, oh Gott, ich hoffe, dass sie nicht sind. Gott, ich hoffe, dass sie nicht sind.
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Ich hoffe, dass sie nicht finden, dass es mir war, die Bomben in die Elevatorschafen zu legen. Eliza Slotkin, Demokratin aus Michigan, war, während der letzten Diskussion über die Brandkrise der Demokraten. Und jetzt, übrigens, warum ist sie ein Experte in diesem Thema? Warum ist diese Frau ein Experte in der Demokratischen Brandkrise?
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Ist es interessant, dass diese Frau, die sehr neu in der Politik ist, ein Experte in der Demokratischen Brandkrise ist? Sie weiß alles. Fühlt sich das nicht seltsam an? Seine Kampagnen sind gut finanziert. Sie arbeitet für zwei Präsidenten. Mein Anruf für Sie begann, als die Tauern trinken. Mein Call to the Serve startete um 9.11 Uhr.
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Ich habe entschieden, ich will eine Karriere im öffentlichen Service. Also bin ich in die Zentrale Intelligenzagentur gegangen. Das ist seltsam. Ich bin in die CIA gegangen. Und ich habe in der White House unter zwei Präsidenten gearbeitet. Und ich habe gemerkt, dass nichts wirklich geholfen hat. Und dass die Realität das ist, was wir machen. Wir kreieren Realität.
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Meine Mutter wurde mit Kanzer diagnostiziert. Guck mal, ich habe nicht mal eine Mutter. Wer gibt das? Nein. Nein. Sie wollen, dass sie Könige sagen. Hier ist der Grund, warum sie Könige sagen wollen. Weil es verdammt verdammt ist. Und wenn du Könige sagst, dann meinst du einfach Donald Trump Könige. Wenn du Oligarchie sagst,
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Until they couldn't breathe. But it was like a relic of another era and it was really cool to see. But yeah, I mean, it's like, I get it. Go into the world of private equity and then from there get into comedy. Go into hedge funds and then slip slide into comedy. Seems...
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Das bedeutet, es gibt eine ganze Klasse von Menschen, die ein Problem sind. Es gibt eine ganze Netzwerke von Menschen, die ein Problem sind. Aber wenn du sagst, Könige, dann kannst du Donald Trump und Elon Musk isolieren. Und ich habe Elon Musk eine Menge kritisiert, und ich werde es wahrscheinlich später in diesem Episode sagen. Aber das ist, warum sie die Worte benutzen will.
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Und übrigens, es gibt ein Meeting, wo das entschieden wird. Sie serviert keine politischen Parteien. Sie serviert eine Gruppe von Leuten, die sich in den Wäldern treffen. And they tell her they have some food for her and she goes there and they say, listen to me, we're not doing oligarchy, we're saying kings. And they might not even tell her the reason, but I'll tell you the reason.
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So we can hang all the problems on Trump and Maas. When Sanders talks about an oligarchy, it means there's systems that prop people up. There's a network of people. We don't like that. We don't want that. Just say the word kings. So this woman who... you know, is a senator or wherever she's from here, pops up. And they tried to do this with Buttigieg. They tried to do this with Buttigieg.
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He's the mayor of South Bend, Indiana, and he was in Iraq. They always tried... This is something that... And again, it's not the Democrats. The Republicans try to do this all the time. And it's not any political party. It has nothing to do with politics. It has everything to do with an establishment candidate that makes everybody feel comfortable. Mitt Romney, Bain Capital.
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Der mormonische Mitt Romney, der da rausgegangen ist und gesagt hat, ich bin ein Billionärs-Billionär. Ich mag Geld und Geld mag mich und Vater mag alle, die ihre Bequetschen bekommen. Das war der Veranstaltungskandidat für die Republikaner, Mitt Romney. There were other people in that primary, you don't remember any of them, but they always coalesce around a certain person.
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They wanted Ron DeSantis because he would have been more malleable, more controllable, but he was a goofball and it didn't work. He had the charisma of a shoe and he couldn't get in, so it didn't work. But they would have been a lot more comfortable with a guy like Ron DeSantis. Okay? Die Art und Weise, wie das funktioniert, ist, dass sie sich mit zwei Arten von Menschen zufrieden machen.
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Zum einen mit jemandem, dem sie eine Kontrollplatte haben. Mit jemandem, der illegale Dinge gemacht hat, die sie wissen. Und sie können sagen, erinnere dich daran? Ja! Oder sie mögen Leute, wenn sie keine Kontrolle auf dich haben. Du bist so eine hohe Schale von Ambition, dass du einfach ein Karrierist bist, wo Abwechslung dein einzigartiges Ding ist.
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Eintracht Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Thank you for being with us again. Thank you to everyone who watched the Candace Owens episode. I know that that did very well. We appreciate Candace coming on and she's hella pregnant, as she said. She's about to pop and then it was nice to have her on. Some of my Jewish friends texted me and they were not... thrilled about it.
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Und du weißt, das Ding mit den Kindern an Harvard, sie sind ein bisschen schmutzig, was ich verstehe, weil sie an Harvard sind und sie sollten es sein. Sie sind auch ein bisschen so klug, wie sie alle sind. Sie sind auch ein bisschen aus dem Weg. Einer von ihnen war so, warum spendest du nicht mehr Zeit in L.A.? Und ich sage, na, das ist wirklich depressiv. Und er sagt, warum?
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Du wirst das Fleisch auf jemanden's Gesicht mit deinen Zähnen wegwerfen, um voranzukommen. Diese sind die zwei Arten von Leuten, die sie mögen. Sie lieben diese Empty-Suit-Karriere, die nur aufsteigen. Sie sind Institutionale. Sie wissen, wie man durch Institutionen aufsteigt. Und das ist eine sehr, sehr, sehr nützliche Person für sie.
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Der andere Typ von Person ist jemand, den sie nur kontrollieren. Sie waren trank. Sie verletzen Leute, die sie nicht verletzen. Von verschiedenen Gruppen. Sie sind auf Drogen. Sie verletzen ihre Frau. Sie sind geistig. Was auch immer es ist. Sie wissen, das sind die Typen der Leute, die sie lieben. Und diese Frau, die in der CIA ist, ist eine perfekte Resümee.
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Weil sie denkt, dass die amerikanischen Leute noch dazu investieren. Deshalb ist das eine Resümee, die sie gut finden. They think the American people go, yeah, CIA, the Iraq war, good times. Good times, good times. Remember that? Those breezy summer nights, hearing the bombs dropping, Fallujah, good times. God, good times.
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I was getting my dick sucked on the lake and watching Abu Ghraib torture videos, good times. They're so out of it. And just having spent the weekend at Harvard. These are sweet kids, but they're in this bubble too, where they're like, why don't you spend time in L.A.? And I'm like, I don't know, the entertainment industry collapsed. The vibes are bad.
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And one of them is like, well, what do you mean it collapsed? People still watch things. People still watch shows. I'm like, listen to me. You have no idea what you're talking about. I know so many talented people that have a gun in their mouth right now. But they're so far removed from anything.
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Und deswegen musst du dich daran erinnern, dass diese Jungs, die sie ausdrücken, so weit entfernt sind, wie sie denken. Wir wissen alle, dass es nach 9-11 lustig war und ich darüber gesprochen habe. Es war schön, die Lichtsignale, wir werden sie bekommen, f***, lass uns sie bekommen. Wir alle erinnern uns daran. Aber seit 2004 oder 2005 haben die Leute bemerkt, was da los war.
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But they think it's the good times. That's what we want to go back to. A Middle East war. A couple of cold brew skis and a Middle East war. That's why they're fucking saber rattling with Iran. They go, let's do it again. Let's do it again. That's what they think people want. They want a CIA agent. That's how lost they are. They think the American people are fans of an agent from the Senate.
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Und ich sage, dass die Unternehmensindustrie zerstört ist. Und er sagt, was meinst du? Es ist wie, was meinst du, was meine ich? Sie wissen es einfach nicht. Sie wissen es nicht. Sie sagen, Hacks sind ein gutes Show. Leute schreiben für Hacks. Ich sage, ja, ja, ja, das sind wie zehn Leute. Die Rest der Leute sind in ihrem Bad mit einem Nuss. Ich meine, sie verstehen das nicht ganz.
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We all know what the CIA does. And this is what I mean. This is what is so funny about this country. The kid from Harvard goes, what do you mean the entertainment industry is collapsing? If you went up to a regular random person on the street... Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017 But at the most prestigious institution, these people completely have no idea what's going on.
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So these people, by the way, that are throwing her out there or Mayor Pete or any of these people who make us remember the Iraq War... are not good. We don't want to hear the words Middle East. The words Middle East are not words I want to hear from anybody. Don't say Middle East.
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Do not come into my home and say Middle East unless you're talking about something you've bought in Dubai and show me pictures of it. I want to see renderings. But other than that, I want to see renderings of what's going on in Dubai. It's a capital of luxury right now. But if... I wanted to get involved in an investment group building things in Dubai, but I can't.
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I don't have the fucking money to invest. I don't have the net worth. Maybe I should talk to those Harvard boys. But here's the thing. This is how out of it they are. They keep putting people in front of you who want to talk about 9-11 and the Middle East. That's what they think America's clamoring for. More of that. More CIA, please. More CIA, please.
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And I'm all for the Sam Harris rationalist shit that he wants to do, right? Let's be rational and logical and all of that. Okay, and what's that? And why are we being so rational? So we can kill all these kids. What? That's why we're being rational and logical? Oh, it's a righteous fire and it burns bright. It burns bright, doesn't it? Breathe in and out. Es ist so eine lustige Architektur.
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Ich bin für rationales Verhalten und Denken. Und ich will nicht in einer christlichen Theokrasie leben oder einer muslimischen Theokrasie oder einer Theokrasie. Aber ich denke auch, und dann sagen die Leute, na gut, na gut, na gut, na gut, na gut, na gut, na gut. Was willst du, Hamas? Was willst du in Gaza leben? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Ist das die Wahl? Ist das die Wahl?
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I'm simply saying, let's tone it down. Tone it down. Chill it out. I'm not ending the party. I'm walking in. I'm Cool Dad going, let's... I know you gotta get a few hostages out. Cool Dad says, just relax. We don't want the cops here. Okay? We don't want the cops here. Chill it out a little bit, okay? Do you have to kill someone every 30 seconds on TikTok?
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Every 30 seconds there's a murder, I'm watching a murder. I'm trying to eat, I'm trying to eat lunch. I got a lobster roll half in my mouth and I've got murder on the phone. So I'm suggesting that, and then everybody just, there's no... Everybody's like, well, isn't it important that Israel beats Hamas? I go, Israel has beaten Hamas. They've beaten Hamas. They've beaten them already. They've won.
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But there are still Hamas. There was still Al-Qaeda and ISIS. Remember that? What are they? What? This crazy idea that you're going to eradicate every person in the world that has a problem with your country or could use violence against your country. You'd have to kill everyone. You can't kill everyone with Russia-Ukraine.
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Das ist der Grund, warum es gut ist, die ersten paar Jahre Komödie in Blackrock zu bekommen. Very important. First few years of comedy, you get in a Black Rock and, you know, you'll be the... But they were sweet. They were very nice. Most of them. Most of them were very nice. You know, there's a...
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I've heard people, not only at these nice prestigious schools, but I've heard very smart people say to me, I've said we're spending a lot of money on Ukraine and they've said to me it's a good cost-benefit analysis. to drain the Russian military. Spending this money and drain the Russian military. Now, there is a moral question there.
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Ukraine and Russia are throwing 18-, 19-, 20-year-old kids at this war. They're going to gyms and conscripting them. They're making them sign up for the military. They're throwing bodies at this conflict. And the rationale I've heard from people is it's a good cost strategy. Benefit Analysis to weaken the Russian military by funding the Ukraine.
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What about the 18, 19, 20 year olds whose bodies are being thrown at the conflict? And people don't care. They don't care. It does not move them at all to suggest that In every war there is a certain amount of blood where you have to say to yourself what the fuck is going on. It doesn't mean you agree with Hamas. It doesn't mean you think Vladimir Putin is a stellar individual.
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It means that you think that there needs to be some agreement that stops bloodshed. Okay, this crazy logical dance everyone does. Where they go, remember Afghanistan? We were there for 20 years and we left and then the Taliban got the country again. When we left, if you were against us leaving, which I'm sure somebody was.
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I'm sure somebody in the bowels of the intelligence community was like, do we really have to go? It's only been 20 years. We're just getting going. And then they were like, no, no, no, no, no. The public doesn't even know we're there. Like, that's how much the public's checked out. They don't even know we're there. And if they find out... People remember that when we had that sloppy withdrawal?
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People were going, we're still in Afghanistan? People go, wait a minute, we're still there? People really didn't even know we were there. Und die Taliban kamen direkt rein und nahmen das Land. Mein Cousin hat ein Bildschirm, und ich war gerade in ihrem Haus, und sie und ihr Mann und ihre Kinder lieben es.
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Es ist so cool, es erlaubt dir, all diese Bilder, schöne Familienerinnerungen auf einem digitalen Bildschirm zu legen. Für mich würde ich sagen, oh, das sind meine Eltern, die verheiratet sind, und dann meine Mutter, die mit Schizophrenie diagnostiziert wurde. Hier ist mein Vater, der für niemanden Gitarre spielt. All the great things that I remember.
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You can also put your precious memories in an Aura frame. It's the best digital photo frame. Don't take my word for it. It was named so by Wirecutter. And it's easy to see why. There's unlimited storage. You can add as many photos, videos and funny memes as you can find. And it is so simple to set up. Just plug it in and share away. And her little son, who's four, was using it. Or maybe he's nine.
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There's something about... And it was an interesting time to be at Harvard because Trump is now in a war with Harvard and other Ivy League schools because he feels like they didn't do enough to protect Jewish students during the encampments. If you remember the encampments, which the one at Harvard was very small. These guys were walking me around Harvard and it was like 10 tents. Um...
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The point is this. He uses it. They all love it. Hier sind alle Erinnerungen, die ich gemacht habe. Mit dir. Danke für die Erinnerungen. Gib sie deiner schizophrenischen Mutter. Jetzt alle diese Leute, die weinen über den Deal, den Trump für den ukrainischen Mineral macht. Du glaubst, dass das frei war? Did you think this was free? I'm sorry. Did you think this was free?
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Do you think we were doing this pro bono? How stupid are all of you? Did you think we were doing this pro bono? That we were giving the Ukraine all of this money for nothing? You really thought that? You were like, God, we've turned a leaf. We've turned a new leaf. We became humanitarians overnight. This is amazing. Did you think it was free? That this was a freebie?
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They were getting something on the arm, carte blanche. You thought that? With a brain in your head, you really believe that? Trump made this deal, we're taking half the... Yeah, that was the whole thing. That's why, when things like this happen, you try to solve them quickly. Because now, of course, this wasn't free. And if you thought it was free, you're fucking crazy.
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The plan was always to get paid back with the rare earth minerals and I guess the fucking, I don't know, bread. They're the bread basket of Europe. The sourdough and ciabatta and whatever else they're going. I like a good ciabatta. What are they doing there? Apparently it's the bread basket of Europe.
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So it's the grain fields and the farmland, but more importantly it's the rare earth minerals that they have. And Lindsey Graham said that, and we played it on the show. Of course it's not free. You think it's free? That's why when things like this happen, there's always a rationale.
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And I'm not saying it's a great idea for Iran to have a nuclear weapon, but there's a bunch of ways to deter them to get around that before you launch a full-scale invasion of Iran. By the way. It's a little crazy. Elon Musk is leaving Doge within, I believe, 100 days. Or Elon Musk leaves Doge with final speech during 100 days cabinet meeting. Fox News, Jesse Waters had all these guys on.
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And you know what the problem with these people is? They're young. A lot of the Doge stuff they did was sloppy, but they're young. And nobody wants really to hear from young people... And if Doge was just a bunch of older people, it would have looked better. They're just too young. One of them is like, my name is Big Balls.
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If it was just older people, it would have... What if he got really smart and just... The young guys could do all the... Whatever they're doing, the hacking. And he just cast a bunch of people to be Doge. Like cast people that don't look... Like they just fell out of a dorm room. But Elon's going, and I think, because I predicted this, Trump, this is not going to work. And the main fight...
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in der Trump-Administration gerade ist, ist zwischen der Bannonite-Populist-Nationalist-Wing und den Tech-Utopian-Futuristen. Und das ist eine lustige Wing. Und sie sind beide lustig. Du hast christliche Nationalisten-Populisten und dann hast du Tech-Futuristen, die glauben, dass sie Gott sind. Es ist einfach lustig. Und das ist eine Lektion für die Demokraten.
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Wieder einmal, anekdotisch, alle, die ich an Harvard getroffen habe, waren jüdisch und sie sahen alle gut aus. Anekdotisch, anekdotisch. Ich sage nicht, dass es nicht ein hostile Umfeld war. Ich denke, wenn du einen Krimi verursachst, musst du gehen. Wenn du einen jüdischen Menschen schießt, musst du gehen. Weißt du, was ich meine? Ich verstehe es. Wenn du das machst, musst du gehen.
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Das ist, wie man eine Koalition kreiert. Du nimmst eine Menge Leute, die nichts zusammen haben. Du sagst, du bist ein christlicher Nationalist, du bist ein Tech-Utopian, der glaubt, du bist Gott und du wirst für immer leben. Lass uns alle zusammenkommen und ein Party machen. Hier ist ein roter Hat, hier ist ein roter Hat. Und niemand von diesen Leuten stimmt auf irgendwas.
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Marc Andreessen stimmt nicht mit Steve Bannon auf irgendwas. Bannon will Tarife, er will Grenzen, diese Jungs wollen Visas, sie wollen bringen, wie Vivek Ramalabala sagte, sie wollen ein paar Menschen aus Indien und China bringen, damit sie weniger bezahlen können. Sie wollen sie in Bunkbeds stecken und haben sie fucking Code und machen all das Shit, was fucking Amerikaner nicht können.
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Hier ist Elon Musk. Das ist ein bisschen das Fox News-Bild hier.
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All right, all right, all right. Listen, if he's going to do this, and I'm not against in principle what they're trying to do, because by the way, there is trillions of dollars missing from this government. Now, who took it? Remember when Donald Rumsfeld pre-9-11 was like, yeah, we don't know, it's two and a half trillion. There's a lot of money missing.
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There's a lot of money that falls through the cracks, a thousand percent. But he, him... As being the leader of this, his optics are terrible. Like him doing it, the optics are not good. Again, do it behind the scenes and cast somebody. It's like with Slotkin. Now they're failing, but that's what the establishment does. Learn from them.
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She's not pulling the strings, but they go, we like her, she looks like a mom, yet she tells everyone, she went to the Middle East and tortured a bunch of people. We think they'll like that. We think that'll play in the panhandle of Florida. Das ist, was sie mit Dosh tun sollten.
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Anstatt ein paar College-Kinder herumzuhalten, willst du zumindest ein paar Leute auswählen, die ein bisschen älter aussehen, ein bisschen mehr. Und es gab einige, und um ehrlich zu sein, es gab einige von ihnen in der Fox News-Serie, die ein bisschen älter waren. Ich denke einfach, Elon ist nicht gut für diese Marke. Das ist etwas, das ich nicht kenne.
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Ich habe ihn einmal bei einem Neujahrsparty getroffen und er war sehr nett zu mir. Ich denke nicht, er ist eine schlechte Person. Ich denke, er ist eine Person, die versucht, lustig zu sein. Und als ich das Harvard Lampoon gesehen habe, ist das wirklich eine der schlimmsten Dinge in der Welt, um lustig zu sein und es zu verletzen. Es ist wirklich schrecklich.
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Es ist eines der schwersten Dinge zu beobachten, wenn jemand, der lustig sein will... tries to be funny. There's enough cool things about Elon Musk. Please just don't try to be funny. You do spaceship shit. Just have that be it. Have that be it. Is there any commerce besides e-commerce? Probably not.
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But if you're just participating in a protest or if you are writing an op-ed, you know, I mean, this is crazy, right? To deport you? Crazy. But, again, it seemed like they were, the Jewish students I met at Harvard, seemed anecdotally fine. They made it through it. They were able to get through it. Anecdotally, again, they might have had trauma deep, deep down on the surface. Seemed fine.
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Tim Dillon. Prince Harry, by the way, shout out to Piers Morgan, who not only had me on, but I enjoy him. And he said, get Piers Morgans Instagram up, because God, he fucking nailed this. He had a great quote about Prince Harry. Piers Morgan said this. This is his most recent post about Prince Harry, who, you know, he said... Where was this? Was this not on his IG? He said, I stand.
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But no, his real, not his show, him. Get his personal one. I follow his personal one. It's more fun. Yes. Let me read this. Read it. Read it, producer. Because I want the wording exactly right. You're closer to it.
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That is correct. By the way, that is correct. That is correct. That is correct. Who's with me? Piers Morgan, say it again. Play it again, Sam.
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I am, Piers. I am with you. Because Harry is a rat and he's treacherous. He's a treacherous rat and his father's dying of cancer and he's on an interview. Yeah, let's play a little bit of this. This is absolutely repulsive. Prince Harry, he's a gutless human being. His father's got cancer and this guy, he just sucks. They're still whining about bullshit, these people.
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I mean, it really is such a fucking nightmare. You have a dad who's got cancer, who's fighting a battle and he might not win it. And then you're on an interview whining about your family. All right, let's take a little listen here.
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Seemed fine. But again, that's the, but one of them, we were having dinner and one of them said, my girlfriend's Brazilian and she might get deported because Harvard's refusing to comply. Because the Trump administration is creepily being like, give us all the student records. We want all the disciplinary records. We want everything. We want to know who said what, who did what.
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This is the problem. Him and this woman want more security. They were supposed to live on the property and they get the security being in the castle. They don't want that. They want to live somewhere else and then have the royal family pay for their security. And the royal family is like, hey man, we offered you a nice cottage on the grounds of the castle. Und genug. Was ist es mit euch Menschen,
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Er hat genug Geld. Sie sind reich. Sie können für ihre eigene Sicherheit bezahlen. Das sind zwei... Sie sind Kon-Artisten. Und sie sind... Sie sind... Sie sind wie... Nummer eins. Ich glaube, stopp, Dinge zu tun, die Leute töten wollen. Das ist Nummer eins. Aber... Stopp, das zu tun. Aber Nummer zwei. Du bist in Ordnung. Du bist sicher. Du hast genug Sicherheit. Das ist wie ein Fake.
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Sie sind Kon-Artisten. Und das war ihr Stichpunkt, die Sicherheit. Bleib... Bleib an diesem Goon spielen.
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Ich werde das gleiche in sechs Monaten sagen.
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Then call them. You're on the BBC. You're on a news show. This guy's on a news show. I would love reconciliation with my family.
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I turned around to them in many conversations and I said... As I learned from the savages that were in prison many years ago, their goal in life was reconciliation. This guy, he's demanding security. She's paranoid. They think everyone is trying to kill... By the way, these are the worst type of people. The people that, no matter what, can never have enough security around. They're clearly safe.
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They're scrubbing social media. They're doing all this shit that is fundamentally un-American and you shouldn't do. If you went to a protest and you conducted yourself, you know, you were protesting, you weren't like damaging property or, you know, listen, if you take over a building for a week and you're assaulting people... You're probably gonna get thrown out.
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They have security. They've been offered a place to live on the grounds of a fucking castle. And they want around the clock... Voller Sicherheit. Was passiert hier? Das ist der einzige Grund, warum dieser Kerl noch in dieser multijährigen Kriege mit seinem krankgestrittenen Vater ist, weil er nicht genug Sicherheit hat? Wer? All right, get him out of here. Get him out of here.
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Reconcile with your family, you fishwife. That's an English insult. Fishwife.
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I want, I want, because people say to me, like, you're very critical of the tech people. And sometimes I can be, and some of them I like. Like that guy, Chamath, whatever his name is, I like him. And I like the other ones, too, the other criminals, I like them. But I want you, let's play this clip here. This is Mark Zuckerberg talking about...
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Denken, dass das der richtige Weg für die Gesellschaft ist, dass deine Freunde Artifizierte Intelligenz sind und dann schlussendlich die Menschen, zu denen du sexuell eingetragen wirst, Artifizierte Intelligenz sein. Ich bin nur, weil das der Plan ist. Wiederum, das kommt von ihm. Also das ist der Plan, ist, dass all deine Beziehungen in der Leben predominant AI sind.
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I'm curious as is that a good way forward for society? Again, Mark Zuckerberg.
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Was er im Grunde sagt, wenn du hörst, ist, lerne nicht, wie man eine Person ist. Das ist genau das, was er sagt. Was er sagt, wenn du zuhörst, was er sagt, ich meine wirklich, wenn du zuhörst, was er sagt, ist er im Grunde gesagt, Hi, ich weiß die Fähigkeiten, die du denken musst, um ein Mensch zu sein. Hier ist die gute Nachricht. Du bist nicht besser.
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But if you just go to a protest, you know, and you yell a few slogans from the river to the sea, if you do a little from the river to the sea in the quad, just to kind of be seen, should you be deported a little? Globalize the Intifada from the quad? You don't even know what it means? I don't know what that means. I don't know what it means. I know people don't like it.
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Ich denke, das wird einfach wirklich kompensierend sein.
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So basically what he's saying is that there's a little stigma right now to probably having an AI girlfriend or friends. But that in time we're going to come up with the vocabulary to justify why those things are valuable. Now, I want to unpack this a little bit because this is where we're going. There's no doubt about it. There's no doubt about it.
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There's absolutely not a question as to what these people want. They do not want you to be a human being. They do not want you to have human connections. He goes, well, I guess it's probably better To have human connect like it might be like they probably not like it's hard to make friends. It's hard to have a girlfriend. It's hard to have a boyfriend. It's hard to date. Everything is hard.
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Everything in life that is rewarding is ultimately hard. But if you are going to turn people into antisocial digital slaves that are obedient. So wait a minute. By the way, if you have all these AI friends, they can turn them off. They could turn them off. They could turn your AI girlfriend off. They could turn all of these things off.
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So if you have arranged your social life with AI friends, they can all go goodbye, bye. Okay? If you rip human connections away from people and feed their emotional needs with artificial intelligence, tell them that they can rehearse conversations with artificial intelligence. Tell them that every skill, a communicative skill that they need to learn how to develop.
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Those hard conversations that do suck, that are tough, that you get to tell your friend about later and go, fuck, that was brutal. They're saying there's a great cheat code to being a human being. And here's the cheat code. Be less of one. That's the cheat code. Be less of a human being. I will die on the hill that this stuff is not good. I'm telling you.
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I'm not for it, necessarily. I don't want to globalize the Intifada. But if you did a little globalize the Intifada on your way to a party in the quad, again, should you be deported? Probably not. You're in college. You're not a kid. You're an adult. But you're a young adult. You don't have all your ideas fully formed. That's the point of going to college.
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I will die on the hill that this stuff is not good. Because it is taking in life what is challenging, what is difficult, what is ugly, what is messy, what is ultimately human and replacing it with something that is clean, that is efficient and that is easy. And I'm telling you, and I know that you feel like this is the final thing. I know people are like, well, what about DoorDash?
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Isn't that easy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is easier. But you can still have human friends. You can still put your dick in a person. Or have the person put their dick in you. Or whatever. You can still procreate and have children, get married, whatever. This is... And the way that they're kind of... They're throwing it out.
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It's like, listen, in time we're just gonna find the vocabulary for why you don't need human friendships. That's what he's saying. He goes, we're just gonna find the vocabulary in time for why you don't need a human girlfriend. We're gonna find the vocabulary for that. Basically what he's saying is we haven't found the vocabulary for that. We haven't found the words yet for that.
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What does that world look like? Where you're hanging out with your AI friends. What does that world look like? And then your AI friends start to influence you. They start to program you. Your AI friends start to tell you things. You start to learn things from your AI. And who programs all these AI friends, by the way? All these AI friends and girlfriends and all these new characters in your life.
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Who's in charge of them? And who can shut them off? This guy, that guy, that's the guy? And others? Like him? You do have to realize that there is something very creepy about this. There's something odd about that. And I'm not trying to be like one of these Luddites who hates technology and doesn't think that AI has any good applications. I think it has absolutely some good applications.
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Listen, I get it. I make a living on YouTube, right? I make a living doing stand-up comedy. I'm your mother on Netflix. I make a living talking to people with technology. That's why Lampoon is so interesting to see. It's like this historic thing that is valuable to me only in the sense of going to a museum because now comedy is driven primarily digitally. Everybody is just out there doing things.
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The gatekeepers are kind of done and those old legacy institutions comedically are... Certainly suffering, if not completely eliminated. So I'm not a Luddite. I don't think we should not have technology. But when the biggest guy in the game is telling you your girlfriend and your friends are going to be AI and that the only problem with that is that we haven't figured out a way to describe it yet.
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We haven't found a word for it yet. You should start thinking about. But again, I don't want to get too stressed out. Stress is a killer. The cortisol levels stress you out. I want you to breathe. Inhalte und dann will ich, dass du ausatmest. Ich will, dass du atmest. Ich will, dass du zu mir gehst. Ich will, dass du dir vorstellst, dass du auf einem Berg sitzt.
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Ich will, dass du auf einem Berg bist mit mir. Sei auf einem Berg gerade jetzt. Sei auf einem Berg gerade jetzt mit mir. Und die Lichter, der Nachtschutz ist aufgelöst mit Sternen und Drohnenstreifen. I want you to breathe. And in the distance you just see white smoke rising up. And that's justice. I want you to breathe with me and hear the screams. Verstehen Sie, dass es notwendig ist.
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The point of going to college is to get into the Harvard Lampoon and think you're a comedian for four years and then go work for BlackRock. That's the point of college. It's like, and there's nothing wrong with it. It's why we need a college. I major in economics with a focus on systems of control.
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Die indiskriminierte Bombe von Zivilisten ist notwendig. Just breathe with me. In and out. From the diaphragm breathe. Just in and out. Just breathe with me. Just breathe with me. If you have a problem with this, ask your AI girlfriend. Your AI girlfriend gets it. She's in the IDF. Just breathe in and out. In and out. Tim Dillon Show every Saturday.
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Das lustige an Russland ist, dass die Leute, die das Gefängnis designen, nicht glauben, dass sie Clowns sind. Sie versuchen nicht, klare Künstler zu schreiben. Das eine, was man Russland geben muss, ist, dass die Leute, die das Gefängnis bauen, in dem du leben wirst, in allen Fällen, es nicht in einer süßen, klaren, sardinischen Art machen. Aber das ist das Ziel der Schule.
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Das Ziel der Schule ist, in der Schule zu sein. Es ist, jung zu sein. It's to go and do things, to experiment sexually, to experiment with ideas, to try to be the type of person that you think will be a successful one, right? Like, that's the whole point. We shouldn't be isolating a minute or an hour of someone's life and judge them on the basis of that. It seems crazy to do.
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They were not happy about it. Hey, not everyone is going to be happy all the time. Not everyone is going to be happy all the time. And that's okay. We had a lovely conversation about Harvey Weinstein, a Jewish person who has been wrongly accused of things. And Candace is working very hard to get him out of jail. So let's Let's all realize that as well. I just got back from Boston.
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Aber ich hatte ein Abendessen mit all diesen Harvard-Kidern und sie sagten mir, dass ich denke, dass es ein schlechtes PR-Move für Trump ist, wenn diese Kinder von Harvards Campus zerfangen und deportiert werden. Und ich sagte, lass mich dir etwas sagen. It's Harvard.
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If Trump rolled through Harvard with tanks and killed all of you, and I mean killed all of you, okay, he would still win that PR war. It's Harvard. You are the least sympathetic people in the world. It just is what it is. You're not... People that anyone would feel bad. People would watch. They would watch it like they watch, you know, Monday Night Football.
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They would sit there and watch you get taken out of these dorms, lined up and shot in the head. And they would do it with glee. They would gleefully watch it. They wouldn't care. That's why the Trump people... Wenn Sie bemerken, was sie tun, gehen sie, wie er nicht, übrigens, all diese massiven Deportationen, die viele Leute wollen, sind nicht passiert. Sie sind einfach nicht passiert.
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Also, wenn Sie Trump ausgewählt haben, um die 10 Millionen Menschen zu entfernen, die Biden eingelassen hat, sind Sie es nicht. Sie sind es nicht. Und viele Leute sind nicht glücklich darüber. You're not getting it.
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What you are getting is these very politicized deportations of certain bad elements, debatably, but a lot of deportations of criminals that are people in the country, people selling fentanyl or whatever, murderers, to an El Salvadoran jail, which is probably not long-term the best thing ever. What if a Democrat wins the next time and wants to send Joe Rogan to a jail in El Salvador?
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What about that? Did you ever think about that? Did you ever think of how Theo Vaughn would fare in an El Salvador prison? He'd do phenomenally, by the way. He would do phenomenally and his show would be very interesting from... Das ist das, was du... Du hast eine hoch politisierte Attacke.
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Und er weiß, sie wissen, dass Ivy League Schulen wie Harvard und Columbia... Niemand fühlt sich schlecht für Studenten an Harvard oder Columbia. Und die Leute sind rechtlich mit Ivy League Universitäten verabschiedet. Sie... They look at them and, you know, these kids behave in very silly, ridiculous ways.
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Even when I went to the encampment at UCLA, which is not an Ivy League, but you have these non-binary Asians dressed in the full garb, they look like Hamas, but it's non-binary Asians. in der Hamas-Garbe. Und es ist sehr schwer, jeden von ihnen ernst zu nehmen.
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Du kannst keine dieser Leute ernst nehmen, weil sie auch Liste haben von dem, was sie wollen, was sie brauchen, weil sie wollen, sie können nicht das Entkampment verlassen, aber sie brauchen Essen und das Essen muss vegan sein und das Essen muss da sein. Du kannst keine dieser Leute ernst nehmen. Hey, sag, was du willst über Hamas. Du nimmst sie ernst. Du nimmst Hamas ernst.
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You do, you do, you certainly do. But these kids, and I even said it to a few of them at UCLA, I said, you're not Hamas, you don't have it. You took a photo with me. Now maybe a few people at Hamas would do that too, but most of them would not. Most of them, it's eyes on the prize. That's the thing with Hamas, isn't it? It's eyes on the prize.
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Not saying it's good, but I'm saying there's a level of focus that a lot of the kids at the encampments didn't have. So when you're an adult and you're watching this, you're watching them take over buildings and do these very theatric, silly things. And again, we're not debating the merits of the Israel-Gaza thing.
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We're just saying this, you're not going to allow children to take over colleges in America. It's not going to happen. You're not going to allow, it's not going to happen. But I also think deporting a lot of them that are here on legal visas is silly and is ridiculous. Let them work at BlackRock. Let them do it. Everybody is trying to steal your personal information right now. It's crazy.
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The kids at the Harvard Lampoon. I have a friend of mine, a guy who worked on my ill-fated talk show with Netflix. How are the other talk shows doing there? Not great. But the ill-fated talk show I did at Netflix, one of the kids in the Harvard Lampoon worked on it, so he had me go to Uh, the Lampoon, uh, last night they did like, they, like, I got inducted.
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Since Trump got elected, what's interesting to see is that things have gotten a lot messier and a lot more complicated all over the place. People can't as easily identify with a side as they could have before the election. And one of the schisms that's happening in the... in the political world is Israel. It's a big schism on the left and the right.
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And it's kind of going hand in hand with Ukraine, although the way they manifest is a little different. On the right, predominantly about the Israel question, you have people that feel like the United States of America should not be cosigning all of Israel's activities.
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And then you have people on the right that believe that the Israel-Hamas question is an existential threat to Western civilization and that Israel needs to do whatever it has to do to vanquish Hamas. Benjamin Netanyahu came out and really said, hey, those hostages, They're Issue 2. Issue 1 will be getting rid of Hamas. And Hamas is anyone and everyone that we get. That's Hamas.
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Of any age, of any gender, anywhere they happen to be, that's Hamas. And the hostages are Issue 2. Again, it's Benjamin Netanyahu. It's his quote. He said, Hamas, the total decapitation... of Hamas, eliminating all Hamas fighters, is issue one, hostages are issue two. That's one side of the right that believes that whatever Israel needs, we gotta be there to do it.
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And the other side of the right believes that we are too cozy, too close. This is not doing anything for America's national security. We need to stay out of wars, especially a war with Iran, which has divided the right as well, because the people who believe we need to co-sign everything Israel does also believe that we need to go into Iran. On the left, it is a very similar schism.
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It's almost the same exact one. You have people that do not want to support Israel. And then you have people that do. You have people that are against a commitment to Israel financially and a war with Iran. And then you have people that are for an unended, open-ended commitment to Israel and whatever they want to do. And war with Iran on the left as well. We've reached a very interesting place.
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To say that, literally, as people are finding out that their family members have been killed, the media comes out and says there were no VIPs on the plane. Was that CBS News? Did they say it?
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I called my guy, my private jet guy, and he kind of filled me in on that approach that they were doing, which is a pretty common approach because they don't want you flying over the Pentagon or the White House, and then you're coming in. And there are a lot of helicopter training – exercises being done.
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So he's not... So he basically said the day-to-day mission of the aviation unit is what we call priority air transport to fly VIPs around. And if you're going to pick up the chief of staff of the army at the Pentagon and fly him on a night mission, you don't want the first time you're doing that to be with VIPs in the back.
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So you do these regular training missions to make sure that you know your trade. So here's what he was saying. And this is not what I mean. The media came out and said there were no VIPs on the plane.
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I'm a professional. You didn't even see it coming. You had no idea it was coming. You had no idea it was coming. No one knew it was coming. No one knew it was coming. And that was funny no matter what you believe, even if you're Vivek Ramalama.
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My friend RFK, my friend, and his wife Cheryl, Cheryl Hines, were at a confirmation hearing sitting next to Megyn Kelly and the very attractive Amaryllis Kennedy, his niece. Attractive women. Who knew? Who knew? I'm kidding. Did the Biden have hotties? They might have. Biden administration. Jill was probably fetching in her day.
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Jill Biden before she started dragging her husband around and forcing him to be the president. I want you to bring up Sanders v. Kennedy. This is a confirmation hearing, RFK, and I've had discussions with this man. I believe he is the best man for the job. He understands what my parents didn't, which is that fast food is bad. In my house, we were confused on that.
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We thought if it was fast and hot and cheap, it was good. If we didn't have to make it ourselves, it was good. I was raised and my generation was raised at Wendy's, at McDonald's, at Taco Bell, at Burger King, at Boston Market, and that was the healthy option. The healthy option was Boston Market. That was as good as it got for my generation. That was as good as it got was Boston Market.
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And RFK understands how fucked we all are because of that. He gets it. So what RFK wants to do is ban the poison food. He wants to ban the food dyes, the additives, the chemically processed sludge we feed our little fat children. And sure, they're fun on Instagram with their catchphrases, these little fatties. Sure, it's fun to have a little fatty on Instagram. But guess what?
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There was actually one the night before this happened where a plane had to, and I read about this, a plane had to abort a landing because of a helicopter that was flying very low. And that happened literally 24 hours before this plane tragically crashed into the Potomac.
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You grow up fatty and people forget the catchphrase. They forget your song on TikTok. They forget it. And you're just a fatty boon batty. So what has to happen is RFK, and it's too late for my generation, but it is not late to save these fat little influencers. Yes, and many of them are cute and jolly. The point is this. Their insides are rotting because of what we're feeding them.
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Stop dragging your children around and making them eat sandwiches on TikTok. It's unhealthy. If TikTok had been around, I would have been the biggest star in the world because my parents would have dragged me to Wendy's and they'd make me eat Monterey Ranch chicken sandwiches in front of everybody. And I would have had a fun catchphrase too. It would have been fun.
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Eat the sandwich and then say something fun. Because that was when they put the bacon in the ranch dressing and the Monterey Jack cheese and it was in the gold little wrapper. And I would eat it and I'd go, mmm, it's so warm. Or whatever my catchphrase would have been. I don't know. God, it's warm in there. I love chicken in my mouth.
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I don't know what it would have been, but it would have been good. And I would have been on the right track. But RFK is trying... To stop this. And people are mad at him because he made a few statements about vaccines and linking them to, like, transgender school shooters. Who cares? Listen. Fast and loose sometimes with the chatter. It happens. You ever go out late night? Just talking?
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Sometimes he's talking. Sometimes he makes good points. We clearly didn't need to give 18-year-old healthy soccer players a COVID vaccine. A lot of them are collapsing with heart attacks on the field. That's not good. They didn't need the COVID vaccine. I mean, we're all looking back at it and going, we didn't need it. But R.K., you know, he's an interesting guy. He's a wild guy.
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But, you know, he has some of the right instincts, right? This guy's family's mad at him. Like his, I don't know, Rory and Caroline and these other people. They're angry at him and they're writing letters and one of his nephews is doing TikToks or maybe it's not his nephew. I don't even know. I don't know how it all works. But one of these guys is trying to get famous off hating on the guy.
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You know what I mean? It's not right. It's not right to get famous hating on your family. Can't see me. I'm not here. But the point is this. RFK is going, you're going to get a gun in your face when you try to go and get the McGriddle. And that's what you need. You need a gun to get pointed at you. He's going to put the military at Costco.
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So it's not a new problem, and it just underscores what I've been saying about flying, that if you fly in America, you're going to die. There's no other way to say it. You're going to die. Maybe not now. Maybe not this particular flight you're listening to this podcast on, but you will die. And you'll probably die horribly by plunging into freezing cold water.
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They're going to take that Costco family and put them in Gitmo. All of this can happen if you just confirm this, man. He will put the Cosco, except the Rizzler, who we like. But like myself, he needs reform. The Rizzler needs reform. Me and the Rizzler should be sent to a camp where we are cooked for and people make us work out and they tell us we're stars.
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But the other two have to be put to death publicly. Yes, and the mother and the sister. So RFK, my point is this. Get Sanders up who's yelling at this. RFK's taking it all here. Every person is in this guy's family. I mean, you know, this guy's kids are Democrats. That's how bad this guy's got it. Everybody around the guy's a Democrat. He's trying to help people.
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It's fun to see the Democrats shill for big pharma and big fucking McFlurry. It's very interesting. Nobody believes anything. It's a mad dash for power. Understand this. We are in the ugly phase of the middle of the end of the empire here where everybody, there's a lot of gnashing of the teeth.
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Nobody really believes in anything except their own power, their own ability to manufacture a reason for themselves to have power. So all these senators are... grandstanding. Elizabeth Warren's like a theater kid. She's like a theater kid. She's like not to be taken seriously. Whatever. She's going at RFK, but she's so over the top. Will you? Will you? Will you? Promise not to sell the vaccine.
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She thinks she's wicked. It's enough already with her. It's too much. You can make the points. But now Sanders goes at RFK for selling a onesie that says no vax, no problem. Let's get this up. Sanders is going at RFK because RFK is, and I'll tell you this right now, because RFK sells a onesie that says unvaxed, unafraid. And here's the thing.
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I respect Bernie Sanders, but I was fucking disappointed in him. You do not go at a man's merch. You do not go at a man's merch. That's fucked up. We're all sensitive about our merch. It's not our main line of business. It's not what we've put the work into. I'm not Donna Karan, okay? I'm putting out merch because the people enjoy the message and the program.
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For you to go at my merch sucks publicly. It's fucked up. For you to say, oh, it sucks, it's ugly, who would ever wear that? That's fucked up. I'm trying to sell it to people. You don't go at a man's merch. It's fucked, bro. I didn't go at the feel the burn. There was a lot of merch you had, okay? It wasn't always the best, but it was like, whatever.
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And I respect this guy because he's got values and he's got principles, but you don't go at a man's fucking line, okay? That's this man's clothing line. Call him something. Call him names. Say he's unfit for the job. Say he's a shill for frivolous lawsuits, if you must, which I don't believe. Say he's a crank and a kook. Call him a conspiracy theorist. Do not go at his merch like that publicly.
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And there's nothing you can do about it. There's absolutely nothing you can do about it. except embrace that as a fact. Every plane I get onto, I think I'm going to die. It is the healthiest way to think. This is it. The fact that I'm going right now to perform in Milwaukee is the choice I have made, and I'm going to die. And when the plane lands, you have cheated death. You have cheated it.
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That's hurting his business. We're living in a time now, people, don't go at someone's meme coin. And don't go with their merch. Have the respect to leave people's business alone. Keep their business out of your mouth. There's no benefit to being in government now unless you can have a coin or merch. So we need to, like, establish that.
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You can trade insults, call each other pedophiles all day and all night. Don't tank the coin. Don't tank my coin. Don't tank my coin. Don't fuck with my merch. There has to be boundaries unless this is going to get ugly quickly. Politicians right now are entrepreneurs. They have fan bases. Those fan bases are buying things.
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And it's important that that keeps happening because there's nothing left in this rotted corpse of an empire other than the exchange of goods and services. And they're cute. No vax, no problems, cute. Do you have that? Can you get that up? Can you get the actual exchange up where Bernie Sanders disgustingly goes at this man's merch? It's literally, I felt sick to my stomach.
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You can make RFK answer for a lot of stuff, but you don't make someone answer for what they're selling on their website. You're not making, you don't make somebody answer for what they're selling on their website. It doesn't matter. Oh, you don't like my mug? Fuck off, bro. I'm making a living. It's the fake business mug. What's next? You're going to go to whatever Kash Patel's doing?
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Let's watch this. This is Senator Sanders acting deplorably. by publicly assailing a man's merchandise on national television in front of the country. It is the lowest, literally, it's the lowest thing I've ever seen Sanders do. The lowest.
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Why don't they have a gray option? Kids are vomiting constantly. Why is it only white? Have a gray. Have another option. Have a pink, a blue. I know we don't want to gender this, but usually when you work with someone with merch, they give you different options. It's usually a black, a gray, and a white, and the other colors cost more money.
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Sanders is out of control right now with his behavior, and I don't know what's going on.
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But it is funny, by the way, in this chronically ill country where everybody's addicted to fast food and sugar and our mortality rates are lower than they should be and we die earlier than other people in the developed world and our rates of chronic disease and obesity and things like that are much higher, they're arguing about onesies. Weird to me.
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It's weird to me that the Senate is pulling up a website with onesies on it and chastising RFK for being associated with a organization that sells these onesies, and that this big issue of how sick this country is is not addressed at all, ever. And RFK is the only guy talking about any of this.
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All jokes aside, he's the only person in public life in my memory who, other than like Bill Burr, by the way, who's talked about it, but who is talking about the diseased, chemically processed food supply. And he's talking about that we are over-medicated. He's talking about SSRIs. He's talking about a lot of things.
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When those wheels hit the runway, you have cheated death. Not forever, momentarily. Because everyone in aviation is shot. And that's why I predicted this, because every person that I have seen from the flight attendants to the pilots to the gate agents to that guy who fucking pulls out that hose and gases up the plane, all of them are shot. Many of them are convicts, felons. They are shot.
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And the pharmaceutical industry is the largest campaign contributor to a lot of people in office. It is the biggest advertiser on cable news. It is the most powerful industry in America outside of the defense industry and the financial sector. But the pharmaceutical industry as a particular force is incredibly potent.
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And I understand that people like Sanders are always advocating for national healthcare and socialized medicine, things I agree with. I don't think anybody that gets sick should have to go bankrupt. I agree with all of that. And I think he also feels maybe it's tough to argue... You know, if everybody needs prescription drugs, it's hard to argue with the companies providing that.
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His main concern is making sure this medication is available to people cheaply and that they're able to get this medication. And I understand, yeah, pharma advertisers poured $3.4 billion into linear TV during the first eight months of 2024. That's an 8% increase. So they're responding. The first eight months of 2024, they're increasing their spend 8% to around $3.4 billion.
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They're responding to the heat that's coming on them from people like RFK. And all jokes aside, we are an incredibly over-medicated country, and there's a lot of conversations that should be had. And I don't think RFK is right about all of these things, but why is he the only one bringing it up?
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And when you have Elizabeth Warren grandstanding and yelling and screaming and saying, oh, he's making all this money suing vaccine manufacturers because there are genuinely people that feel that they've been injured by vaccines.
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And you may not be one of those people and you may not believe those people, but those people genuinely believe they've been injured by vaccines and they're suing vaccine manufacturers. And Pfizer and all these companies have made a trillion dollars with this vaccine, who then got the government to absolve them from any lawsuits pertaining to this, by the way. They couldn't be sued.
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They couldn't be held accountable for anything. Who is calling me? I'm telling you right now, it's always spam. Stop! Stop! I'm just saying this. Whatever you may think about RFK, I personally vouch for him. I think the onesies are cute. They're cute. It's fun. It's fun to have a onesie. Maybe the baby is vaccinated, but he's trying to step out and be edgy to get puss. It's fun.
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It's fun to dress your baby up in a little edgy costume. People enjoy it. And there's a market for it. It's not the biggest problem that he's selling. Maybe they're ironic. Maybe it's an irony-poisoned baby. Deep Seek's ruining everyone's life. Chinese deep seek has come out and we realize exactly what I talked about last week. And I didn't even know I was being Nostradamus again.
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People are going to start thinking I'm being fed info, by the way, because I'm so good at these predictions. People are going to think that I'm like being fed information by the Chinese. And maybe I am. They come out and they say, we're doing AI and it's cheaper than you're doing it.
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Even though Trump and the government have put restrictions on these chips, we've figured out a way to make an AI model that is inexpensive and fucking great. and we lost a lot of money.
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NVIDIA, all these companies tumbled because one of the pillars of our economy right now is our supposed supremacy in the sphere of artificial intelligence, that we are going to dominate the world with AI, and companies like NVIDIA and OpenAI, Sam Altman's company, whatever the fuck Elon's doing, and all these guys, we are the boss in AI. But DeepSea came out, and it showed us
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that China has been hard at work. And AI is going to become God. This is the thought. So if China makes God, then we're all fucked because God's going to conveniently forget about things like Tiananmen Square. Chinese AI is still going to be programmed by China and they're going to have an interest in China. having that AI model perhaps forget some things that may not be flattering to them. Okay?
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These are people who are at the end of their rope. They are treated poorly. They are not paid as well as they should be. They are exhausted. They are overworked. They are dealing with the American public, which has become an increasingly unruly group. And they're dealing with these psychopaths, 30,000 feet in the air, who want to change their seat, who are screaming and yelling.
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That's one of the big concerns. Of course, we all want to make gobs of money. That's the other thing in this country. Everybody always wants to make gobs of money.
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But the other concern is that if China is the world's leader in artificial intelligence, their chat GBT-like model is going to, you know, basically answer questions with information that is very positive for the Chinese version of history. And that is something that I think is something that's interesting. The U.S.
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cannot allow Chinese Communist Party models such as Deep Seek to risk our national security and leverage our technology to advance the AI ambitions.
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Rep John Molinar, a Michigan Republican who chairs a bipartisan House Select Committee on the Chinese Communist Party, said Tuesday in a statement, we must work swiftly to play stronger export controls on technologies critical to DeepSeek's AI infrastructure. Trying to release this, the thing tanked our economy.
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Play that business, the Fox business thing you had, describing to people what the hell this thing is. Because by the way, the next 10 years for many of you will just be, you'll have to watch a segment to understand what something is and why it's ruining your life. What is this thing and why do I have no money now? Why did my portfolio get hammered? Why do I have no retirement?
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And what is this thing? What is this thing that's ruined the chance of me having a lake house?
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Pause this for a second. Is Vivek right? Is Ramalamalan right? I mean, literally, I got mad at Vivek Ramalamala because he was like, Americans are lazy and can't do anything. And I said that's crazy and he should keep his mouth shut. Now I'm going to have to send him some butter chicken, some roti,
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some garlic naan and apologize to him because maybe he's right because all of these brilliant tech people we have are spending billions of dollars and lots of money and they just got beat. publicly, shamefully, and this is the best we got. This isn't a bunch of my friends in Long Island who tried to do this at Lily Flanagan's. These are people from Stanford.
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These are the top-tier people we have, the best of the best. We hear about how brilliant these kids are, and they just got beat by a small group of people working for a Chinese hedge fund guy, and they did it cheaper than We're pouring billions into this. So is Vivek correct about what he said? And maybe I have to apologize to him over a dinner, perhaps tamarind. It's a high-end Indian restaurant.
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Many of them sneak on. They try to sneak on the plane. They don't even have... These are sick people, 30,000 feet in the air. There are fights. People are vaping and they're blowing the smoke in the face of a baby. And then these people have to be the first line of defense. They have to go and say, can you stop vaping and blowing it on that baby's head? And then they get hit.
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There's also a great one in Glasgow that I enjoy. I forget the name of it. But the point is that mango chutney is good. I don't eat Indian as much as I should, but that chutney and the What's that papalam? It's the papadams. We don't have to go into it. But the point is this. Vivek, I maybe have to write a note to Vivek and say, I'm sorry. I had no idea how bad it was.
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I had no idea how bad this was. Who are these idiots at Stanford that can't figure this out? These bums. These little bums. I had one of these little bums work on my little talk show on Netflix. Sweetheart. Love the little guy. But he's a little bum. Why'd you let Deep Seek win, you little bum? He's a sweet kid. I like the kid. But the point is this. Why are they winning? This is the best we have.
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I know a lot of slobs. I know a lot of zeros. Okay? I know a lot of people who should not draw breath on this planet. OK, mainly my friends and my family. That's not who we're talking about here. We're talking about our elite, the top of the top, high IQ, hard workers, well-funded, organized, a fish. Stop it. Stop it. I'm talking about Vivek Ramalan. It never ends. What are they trying to get?
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What are they getting, these people that keep calling? Let's, let's, the rest of this here, because I'm, I'm, I'm, often I sometimes have to reverse myself here, and I don't like to, but I'm now wondering if we are so fucked, and I'm hoping not, and I still believe we got to fail, we got to, as Donald Rumsfeld says, we go to war with the army we have. So I'm still against bringing in
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these people on visas to make this better. We're so dumb, we'll just bring in a bunch of Chinese spot. We don't even know what we're doing. So you better get it together. Listen to me right now, students at Stanford. I walk around your campus occasionally when I perform at the Masonic Theater. I'm telling you this right now, okay? I'm telling you this right now. You need to get it together.
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You are our first line of defense, okay? You need to get it together, okay? You need to work hard. You need to focus. You cannot get lazy. They're getting lazy, I guess, over there. Let's finish this here up.
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Pause that. I'm going to defect to China now. I'm sorry. I'm not going to go down with this ship. I'm not going to go down with it. I will defect to China now. In fact, I wanted one of those dragon heads to wear on the show, and I couldn't get it in time, but I wanted to come on here on that Chinese lion. It's not a dragon. It's a lion, actually.
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There are air marshals. People are being dragged off planes. It is a hellish nightmare in the air. There are drones. There are helicopters. There are private planes. There are other things going on. There are kids in the suburbs with laser pointers trying to down these things for fun because they're bored. Because they're bored. Okay? You are going to die in a plane.
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I wanted to come on in a full Chinese lion costume, and I may next episode. Because I'm going to defect to China. I'm not going to go down with this shit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to worry about myself now. I'm going to defect to China. Happy Lunar New Year, by the way, or whatever. It's the year of the snake. It's the year of the snake. I will defect to China.
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If we're going to fail like this, if we're going to fail this publicly like this, I'm going to jump ship, and I'm going to defect to China. You have a few months to impress me, tech community that we hear about how omniscient and godlike you are. All we hear about is how omniscient and godlike you are.
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You have a few months to impress me or I am going to China and I'm going to defect with all of the things I've learned about podcasting. I'm going to start a podcast in China and start doing content. So if you want to lose me...
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then fine, but if you don't, you better figure it the fuck out, because I'll be in Shanghai, in a studio in Shanghai, saying very much what I say now, which is a lot of positive stuff about the Chinese Communist Party. They're just impressive. Do I agree with them? No, but it doesn't matter. We're not in a world of agreeing anymore, dummies. Listen to what we're in a world of.
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Are you in awe or are you not? You're either in awe or you're not. Agreeing or disagreeing is for children. It's for idiots. It's for your aunt at Thanksgiving. It's not for serious people. Serious people are either impressed or they are not. This is the era we are entering. We are in a full tech dystopian hell mode.
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Where you are either the drone or you are the person on the ground in awe of the drone. Are you the orb or are you the mailman looking at the orb? I will defect to China if you do not wake up. I am threatening you. I am threatening the tech community, all of you. If you do not get it together, I'm out. And I will take several of the podcasters with me.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I will take the RU Garbage Boys to China and they will find garbage people in China and they'll interview them. I'm telling you, don't test me. We're going to finish this up here. But the point that I made is it is important here. We are living in a world of you're either impressed or not. You're in awe or you're not. You are dominating or you are not. It doesn't really matter.
The Tim Dillon Show
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You can't keep calling them the Chinese Communist Party. You can say whatever you want. But the reality is they just kicked our ass publicly. Maybe deep seek's fraudulent. Maybe it's not that good. But it wiped a lot of wealth off the market. It's starting to rebuild a little bit now. But here's my point. My point is this.
The Tim Dillon Show
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If we do not start to get shock, awe, spectacle back, if we do not, if we're not able to change this narrative and turn it around, we're in deep trouble. Okay? If we cannot build an AI model to enslave our population and eventually become sentient and kill us faster than the Chinese, if we cannot destroy humanity faster than the Chinese, then we have nothing.
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So all you little kids at Stanford, sitting there, texting the girl, trying to get your dick wet, that's all fine, do that. But remember, you're there for a higher purpose, and it's to destroy all life on Earth. And if you can't do it faster than the Chinese, I don't want you home for Christmas.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Don't come home for Christmas until you've figured out a way to wipe the scourge of humanity off the planet. We know that's what you all want.
The Tim Dillon Show
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There's no other way to say it. That trip to Disney World will be your last. It is crazy. Wichita to fucking D.C., nobody thought. Nobody thought. And it sucks. And it's terrible. But it's terrible now. I mean, the best case is you get black mold like that Delta flight and you start vomiting. The best case... on an airliner right now is you get norovirus is the best case on a plane.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Very sad. I want to talk about this. Obviously, up top, so many people are flooding into my inbox and saying to me, you predicted this plane crash, which was obviously terrible. We're not making jokes about it. We did that on the Patreon, patreon.com Tim Dillon Show, but not about the plane crash, but the CEO statement, which was bizarre.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Stuart Varney's like, does it know that I killed a hooker in 1985? Does AI know that I've killed a hooker in 1985 in a hotel in London and it was covered up? All right, get this out of here. It's depressing me. It depresses me. It's depressing me. It's depressing me. I'm just trying to live like a human being here. Let's go to a happy story here.
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Detroit rapper sues Lyft after being denied ride because of her weight. Rapper Dank DeMoss refused ride by Lyft driver. Get up, Dank. Now, if we play Dank's music, we'll get a copyright violation or something. And this is the most publicity Dank has ever gotten. Isn't that ironic? You can't even help Dank. Dank DeMoss, her name is DeCroix Blanding. Now, is it DeJua? What is that? D-A-J-U-A? DeJua?
The Tim Dillon Show
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DaJua? DeJua? DeJua? DeJua. DeJua. I like Dank better, to be honest. Okay, so Dank, the rapper Dank, Dank DeMoss alleged that on January 18th, she contacted Lyft looking for transportation from her home to her cousin's house for a football game watch party. Well, that's nice. Doe, Jane Doe or John Doe, arrived at Blanding's home around 10 to 15 minutes later.
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429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing
However, when she went to get inside the vehicle, he allegedly refused to let her in. Court documents show, specifically as a plaintiff walked towards the vehicle, defendant John Doe locked the doors to his vehicle and attempted to drive away. See, this is when you know you have a weight problem. This is when you know you have a weight problem.
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And actually, she could really start a health journey here and say... I tried to get in an Uber. I knew I had a problem when I tried to get in a Lyft, and the guy locked the doors and tried to drive away. Now, why was he unable to drive away? Did she block the car? A shocked Blanding then asked the guy why he tried to leave.
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He allegedly told her he wouldn't allow her in his vehicle because she was too big to fit in the back seat, and his tires were not capable of supporting the plaintiff's weight. If you drive an Uber or a Lyft right now, you have to have a car that will support 500-pound people. You just have to. I'm sorry. If Dave Blunt cannot fit comfortably in your car, you cannot have it.
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The filing alleges that John Doe told the rapper Tank the Boss that she was too big to fit in the back. She responded and told him that there was enough room to her to fit in the back seat and that she did not require a bigger car. Can you imagine this fight? Can you imagine this fight? The driver told her that he had problems in the past, adding that overweight individuals must order Lyft XLs.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They're larger vehicles that can fit up to six passengers and cost more than standard rides. That's probably true. If you're coming in at 500, you might have to order the XL. So she canceled the ride and left. Oh, no, he canceled the ride and left. And now she is accusing Lyft and this man of allegedly subjecting her to a hostile environment and disparate treatment.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And there was no candy in the car. Refusing some, I'm just letting you, because you're all laughing, I'm letting you catch up. Refusing someone's transportation based on their weight is not only illegal, but dangerous. I don't know how it's dangerous. Well, I guess if they're like, I don't know, if they really need to leave a place. Imagine the consequences if Ms.
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Blanding were unable to seek shelter after the driver left her stranded. This could have ended even worse than it did. Interesting. She's suing for damages such as stress, humiliation, embarrassment, outrage, mental anguish, fear, and mortification, as well as emotional, economic, and non-economic damages. She is also asking for attorney fees and costs.
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429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing
The best case on a plane is that your literal best case on a plane right now is that they will not let it take off because a schizophrenic has gone insane. Pray a schizophrenic loses their mind on your flight and they have to take it to the gate. That's the best case. When the wheels leave the ground, you're dead because no one's paying attention. They're drunk.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Lyft comes out and says, Lyft unequivocally condemns all forms of discrimination we believe in a community where everyone is treated with equal respect and mutual kindness. A spokesperson for the rideshare company said in his statement, he said, our community guidelines and terms of service explicitly prohibit harassment or discrimination. Well, we'll have to follow that case.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I don't know if it's going to... I believe they'll probably pay her out something. Can we... Let's hear this woman because it is... What does that guy got, a C-class Mercedes? I bet that's what it looks like. It looks like a C-class. She can't go in a C-class. Is that a C-class? That looks like it might be a C-class. She cannot go in a C. All right, let's watch this.
The Tim Dillon Show
429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing
Fat people for getting in cars, no matter what.
The Tim Dillon Show
429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing
How much were you leaving before? What do you mean you haven't left your house since then? Isn't she a rapper? How's she making money? Where are you rapping? You're not leaving your house to go rap? Where are you rapping? I'll tell you another thing. Don't get on a plane from Kansas to D.C. Let's finish this up here with dank. That's okay.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Get that sparkle hat off your head. You're a news anchor.
The Tim Dillon Show
429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing
We wish Dank the best. We wish her well. We wish Dank well. We wish Dank well. And we would love if Dank wants to play her music on this program, we will. I will play Dank's music on this show. And we will not insult Dank's merch like Senator Sanders. We didn't even go into Kash Patel and Tulsi Gabbard. That's all an Intel stuff. We've done a lot of that. We get it, right? We get it.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They don't want them in whatever you think of them. The intelligence community is not, they don't want nobody. And these JFK docs that everyone's coming out with, let's see how much they even say. Do they even say anything? What do you think is going to be a picture of a guy with a thing because he did it? They might say more than I think they say, but the CIA has the document.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I don't know how much wrongdoing they're admitting to in the actual documents, okay? Here's the thing about the intelligence community. They're actually very good at what they do. They're very good at what they do in most cases. Okay? They're not bad at it. They're pretty good at it. They're not always great at it, but they're pretty good.
The Tim Dillon Show
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On average, they're able to deceive people pretty regularly. So let's see what these documents say. We don't know. But they don't want Tulsi in there because she's against regime change wars that make people a lot of money. And they don't want Kash Patel in there. I mean, listen, Kash Patel might be a little bit of a huckster. I don't really know him. But the reality of the situation is this.
The Tim Dillon Show
429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing
The pilots and the flight attendants are drug addicts. When they have a day off, they just do drugs. I've asked them. This is what they do. They go to parties and do molly, and that's fine. But a lot of them are still coming down on the plane. So the best case scenario is when you are sitting on the tarmac, pray to God someone starts screaming. Maybe you be the person who starts screaming.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They certainly don't want him poking around the FBI. The FBI is a tremendously corrupt organization, and they like it that way. They want it to be that way. They like it. They enjoy it. They like it. They like to recruit informants, and then if those informants end up doing things and breaking the law, they go, we don't know who that guy is. That's what the FBI does.
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They go out and they find people that are going to commit crimes, and they push them to commit crimes, and then when they commit crimes, they go, he committed a crime. That's the whole thing. They entrap people. It's one of the ways the FBI functions. Look at the Boston Marathon bombing. They knew who those two guys were. They recruited them as informants.
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They were allowed to travel back and forth to Dagestan, which is a terrorist hotbed in that Chechnya region, everything like that. Okay? Then they killed one of the guys that they were friends with during a routine interview, one of their friends, and they didn't even bring this guy to an FBI field office.
The Tim Dillon Show
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They went into his house, a bunch of FBI agents, and then he supposedly tried to kill them by grabbing some vase or something, and then they shot the guy dead, by the way. The guy who was friends with Zokar and Tamerlan Zernaev, who might have shed light, on what the hell was going on, ended up dead with the FBI. And that's one example.
The Tim Dillon Show
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There's so many examples of the FBI, including all the informants they had on January 6th and what the hell they were doing or whatever. Whatever you think of Donald Trump, whatever you think of Kash Patel, the FBI is a tremendously corrupt organization. And the CIA, I mean, forget it. Come on, stop it. Stop it. Okay? But I'll tell you one thing. I'm a man of my word. I would never.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I don't care how many people the CIA's killed. I don't care how many children they've trafficked. I don't care how many people the FBI has entrapped. I don't care how many terrorist organizations they've literally created. I don't care how many resources materially and otherwise they've provided to enemies of this country. I don't care how many politicians they've blackmailed.
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I don't care how many nefarious, horrible, murderous, villainous things they've done. I would never, under any circumstances, go after their merch. Be a fucking man. Goodbye.
The Tim Dillon Show
429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing
If you don't hear someone screaming on your plane, you start screaming so that they will not let that plane leave the ground. And they take it back to the gate. The best thing you can hear on a plane right now is, hello, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We are going back to the gate because of a security issue. Good. I'm going home. It's over.
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You're not killing me and my family today. I'm going home. Thank God for this psychopath. If it's not a, you start screaming. The next time you're on a plane, I want you to sit in the back. And when they go, well, the door is closed and we're ready to, it's just, start screaming, yelling about Gaza, whatever you want. Start screaming about the ceasefire. Yell about the ceasefire on the plane.
The Tim Dillon Show
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So they take it back to the gate. They're going to kill you. They're going to kill you. And one of the military, stop with the helicopter drill. What's going on all the time? Stop it. It was terrible what happened to these people. I'm not making light of it. I'm simply saying that you're taking your life in your hands when you get on a fucking plane. I'm serious.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Stop with the statistics all the time. Well, actually, statistically, it's the safest way to... Is it? Is it statistically the safest way? Hey, do you think they were saying that in the Potomac? Were they talking about the statistics in a river? It's not. Statistically, it's not. I've been in five car accidents, by the way. Many of them I've caused.
The Tim Dillon Show
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But the point is, you find the guy that's in five plane crashes, I'll talk to him. I've been in head-on collisions. Me and a fat secretary, I made a left from the right lane. We were getting money to get to Vicodin in Long Island. We had a...
The Tim Dillon Show
429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing
We had a head-on collision in the car Pepsi can and she had a big, her head hit the dashboard and she had a massive balloon-sized welt on her head that filled up with blood. And it was fine. She's fine. We're all fine. You see what I mean? That's not the way it works in a plane. You can get in accidents.
The Tim Dillon Show
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I had sun blindness once because I was high and my grandmother's Ford Focus in the parking lot of Nassau Community College. Sun blindness means the sun refracts or reflects, whatever, I don't know, off the sun and blinds you. The sun, I'm sorry, refracts off the snow. And you just can't see anything. You're blind.
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And I was high, and I, 35 miles an hour, accelerated into the back of another car, and then I just left. I left because I was high. And I'm fine. And that person's fine, probably. Everyone's fine is what I mean. Most car accidents are fine. Some of them are actually fun. Some of them are actually good, and they give you a jolt of adrenaline. You could go on about your day.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Most of the time, it's fine. Insurance companies pay out. Most of the time, it's fine. Plane crashes are a—they're definitive. It's over. There's no second chance. You don't get pulled out of the Potomac and go on and start again. You know, that one thing, that fucking miracle in the Hudson ruined everything.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Because everybody thought that like the worst thing could happen and some folksy airline pilot will land you safely in the Hudson River and then you get to go on David Letterman. That's not what happens. That's not what happens. They are looking for your fingers. That's what really happens. There's a diver going, I found a knee. That's what happens.
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It was just bizarre. Like, the CEO was like, it was run, it was, he was like, it was American Eagle. He goes, it was operated by whatever. And then he goes, and that is a wholly owned subsidiary of American Eagle. Like, it was like, it just felt odd to get into the corporate structure of the actual carrier, but... It's tragic.
The Tim Dillon Show
429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing
You don't land safely in the Hudson River because folksy Sully Sullenberger. Sully Sullenberger. I'm just saying. I'm saying really think now if you're going to fly. I have to fly for my fucking job, and I don't want to. But where are you people going? Where the hell are you going? Oh, you're going to a bachelorette party? Stay home. You're going to die. You're going to die. Crash the economy.
The Tim Dillon Show
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Stay home. Stay home. Drive. Take Amtrak. No one wants to take Amtrak. People would rather die than take Amtrak. I realize that. But there are some nice routes that are very nice with Amtrak. When you walk into an airport now, just know you are in, it is a hospice. You are in your final resting place.
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429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing
That little Starbucks sous vide egg bite will be the last thing you put down your throat and they will find it on the autopsy inside of you. They're going to kill you. They're going to kill you. Air traffic controllers are so absent. They let one of them leave early. I read that. One of the air traffic controllers, they let them leave early. So there was one controller.
The Tim Dillon Show
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What did that person have to do? What did the air traffic controller have to do? I hope it weighs heavily on their conscience. Here we go. A superior allowed an air traffic controller to leave before the crash.
The Tim Dillon Show
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The duties of handling air traffic control for helicopters and those for planes at Reagan National Airport on Wednesday night were combined before the deadly crash between an Army Blackhawk helicopter and an American Airlines regional jet, according to a person briefed. Make that a little bigger if you could. The left, that left one air traffic controller handling dual roles, okay?
The Tim Dillon Show
429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing
Dual roles, okay? According to the person briefed, who was not authorized to speak publicly about the investigation into the crash. So someone left early. And I hope it weighs on their conscience. I hope that person who left early, it weighs on their conscience. Because I would have been that person. But it wouldn't have weighed on my conscience because I'm a strong person.
The Tim Dillon Show
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And if you're going to leave jobs early and perform in a way that endangers other people, as I have my entire life, you have to live with it. I was a terrible lifeguard. We missed saves. They were all fine. The parents jumped in and got them. The point is this. I, because of my negligence in my jobs, have endangered many people.
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And the worst has never happened, but if it did happen because I'm a strong person, I would have been able to handle it. I would have been able, I left early. I left early, I wasn't even there. I literally would be saying to people, I was not even there. I was not even there when that happened. Had I been there, it would have been okay. I'm a strong person. This person probably isn't.
The Tim Dillon Show
429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing
It's weighing on their fucking conscience. It's weighing on their conscience that they left early. It's a whole thing now. Their whole life's been completely changed. I would have been fine with it. I would have said, yeah, I left early because I wanted to watch YouTube videos on my couch and everyone died. But shit happens.
The Tim Dillon Show
429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing
But this person's probably crying at some fucking work, some fucking therapist that their job pays for. Own your decisions and own your life. It's terrible what happened, but you left early because you're a bum. And own that. Typically, the tasks of handling helicopter traffic and managing the planes are divided from 10 a.m. to 9.30 p.m. at the airport, according to the preliminary report.
The Tim Dillon Show
429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing
Obviously, a Blackhawk helicopter collided with the plane on final approach into DCA, Reagan National Airport in Washington, D.C. I don't usually fly into Reagan. I have. But usually, you know, the many times I've been to D.C., the majority of them I've driven. It's not an airport that I know particularly well.
The Tim Dillon Show
429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing
After 9.30, the duties are normally combined with traffic lessons. But an air traffic control supervisor combined those duties sometime before 9.30 p.m. and allowed one air traffic controller to leave early. So this is the supervisor's fault because they're trying to curry favor with some other supervisor they're probably having sex with. I have no proof of this is my guess.
The Tim Dillon Show
429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing
Or they want to have sex with. The staffing configuration was not normal for the time of day and volume of traffic. So a supervisor said, hey, it looks a little light. Why don't you get out of here? Whatever that person's name was. Maybe their last name was Thomas. Why don't you get out of here, Thomas? You sure? Yeah, we got it handled, Thomas. Their last name's Thomas. Get out of here.
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Go home and watch The Good Place. What's that? It was a sitcom from many years ago. Co-created by the creator of Hacks. What's Hacks? Thomas, will you get out of here? We got it handled. What do you think is going to happen? A plane's going to plunge into the Potomac? Get out of here and go watch The Good Place on Hulu. And enjoy your night. Order some Thai food. We'll just be here killing people.
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Get out of here. We're turning the river into a mass grave tonight, Thomas. All of these people should answer. All of them. All of these people, by the way. Every one of these people should answer for why they did what they did on that day. People's lives were lost. And I'm a little sick of the attitude of these people in the airlines. I'm a little sick of it.
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I know that I just talked about how hard their jobs were. And they are hard. But they are the job you signed up for. the job you signed up for, and I want to know why you fucked it up so badly that children, little figure skaters, terrible shit, died in this thing. And maybe it's not the airline, I don't know, it's probably not the people on the plane, but maybe it's the air traffic controller.
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It's seemingly, you know, this is a huge tragedy in the figure skating community, legitimately is. Now, I'm not in that community, and I don't know much about it. You know, but I'm saying that's not good. Also, the Blackhawk helicopter, what the fuck's going on over there? CNN comes out, or whoever did it, I forgot. They were like, there were no VIPs on the plane.
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There were no VIPs, no very important people. Well, that's nice. That's nice. There's people at home watching this. Their loved ones are in the river. And then the media comes out and goes, there were no VIPs. That's disgusting. Let's see who said that. I'm blaming CNN, but it's probably not CNN. But maybe it is. I don't know who said that. There was no VIPs on the plane. You know? It's crazy...