Tim Dillon

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.

I am sorry we are late.

We are never late.

We are a day late because we have traveled to Los Angeles.

We are doing the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival, which is really a good festival.

I don't know if you've heard about this, but Netflix has taken over the entire city of Los Angeles.

And what I like about this particular festival is they don't have any passes.

So usually you'd buy a pass and you'd get into a bunch of shows.

But this one you have to buy each show individually.

And I like that.

I want you to have to explain to your wife why you have to go see Jelly Roll and then the Comedy Jam and then a couple of shows at the Hollywood Bowl and then me and then It's Good.

You got to tell your wife, honey, what are we saving for?

We can't afford a house.

I want to see Jelly Roll and Kill Tony.

We can't afford a home anyway.

Stop making the difference.

One ticket to Tim Dillon interviewing the cast of Selling Sunset is not going to make the difference between us getting a house or not.

We just can't have one.

Let's do the things we can have, like going to see a live podcast at the comedy store.

We're not going to have a house.