Tim Dillon

Here's the great thing about the czars.

Because they're czarists.

They're czarists.

And I have great respect for Russia.

I don't want to live there.

I don't, you know, I'm not in love with Putin all the time.

I do think some of what he does is fun.

The bear and, you know, going in those cold legs.

Don't love all of their policies, obviously.

Wouldn't want to live there.

I'm kind of bummed that I can't get a direct flight there from a NATO country because I do want to try where they invented Chicken Kiev.

In the beginning, when the Trumps emerged, and Donald, these people are nothing.

They mean nothing.

They're the runoff of a dynasty.

But, like, he was honest with people, and it made them like him because he did not pretend to be honest.

in any way relatable.

He was an egotistical maniac who told people, nobody does it like me.

You know, when this concert, he's gonna do this concert to celebrate America's 250th anniversary and all these acts pulled out, he goes, let's just replace him with the greatest act of all time, the guy who filled more seats than Elvis in his prime and did it without a guitar, Donald J. Trump.

Like, he's a czarist, he's still that guy.

But now that people are broke and he's selling the government off for parts and no one cares, it's not cute anymore.