Tim Dillon returns to Are You Garbage! We're talking Whitney Houston, How to host a party and the future of food in America. You know Tim Dillon from stand up comedy, The Tim Dillon Show, the Joe Rogan Experience, This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von, Bad Friends, Stavvy's World, The Tucker Carlson Show, Kill Tony, Flagrant 2, Fox News, Matt and Shanes Secret Podcast, and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Aura Frames: Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at https://AuraFrames.com. Promo Code: GARBAGE Huel: Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift with code AYG at https://huel.com/AYG (Minimum $75 purchase) Acorns: Head to https://acorns.com/GARBAGE or download the Acorns app to get started. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What hilarious moment opened the podcast?
Hey, gang, check out this short clip from the Route 66 tour on our YouTube page. I'm not even lying, I just shit my pants.
What happened at the garage? Hey, how are you? You guys have a bathroom?
You saw that, huh?
I'm curious as to what do you want to get out in front of this thing? These are dangerous questions. Are those the shorts you were wearing? Unfortunately, they are. That's fucking disgusting.
Hang on.
Unless you were wearing plastic underwear, which I do not think you wear. It didn't go through. No, dude, that's insane.
I'm telling you, it did not get to the outer layer. What you may know as the upper atmosphere. It stayed within the molten core of the butt cheek. The underwear, on the other hand, didn't make it. Thank you. You're welcome. I appreciate your hospitality. Of course.
I mean, I've seen you go to the bathroom a lot. I've never seen you walk out with evidence.
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Chapter 2: What is the premise of Are You Garbage?
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Take two. It's that little show where you sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that they're good to be classy. Yeah. But they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition. She's upstairs in a K-hole. Okay. Okay. So we're on our own for dinner, boys.
Good for her.
Mike Coase is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ, Kevin, James, Ryan, everybody.
What up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available over there on Spotify now, no big deal. And then the greatest website of all time, don't got to tell nobody in this room, www.patreon.com. You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang.
Yes, sir, and gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest back with us again today. He is the American Messiah. One of the funniest, one of the most prolific stand-up comedians, podcasters, and actors working today.
Yay!
Tootie's doing that medical ketamine though, right?
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Chapter 3: How do comedians handle dinner parties?
There's no other ones.
That's my guys down there.
That's the only one. That Indian woman? Yes. She's a good woman. Yeah, she's great. She's a good woman. Woo! My guy Angel down there. Yeah, I know him, too.
Do you really? Of course. Oh, my God, that's so funny.
That's right. That's a last stop before you get deported. Then you work at that store. You clothe fat people, and then you go to that prison in El Salvador.
Start shaving your head. Yikes. Bad news. Now, let's see. You've traded your Via Veneta in for gelato, but let's see. Yeah, let's see.
Let's see where you're at. I'm surprised because I think I might be right back on Trash-O-Meter.
But it could be better than I know. When's the last time you had a Carvel? Have you had a Carvel in the last couple of months? I have a Carvel gift card in my wallet.
Number one, I actually have a card. It's probably a black card. I was given for my birthday a Carvel gift card. And they don't like that in Carvel. A lot of Carvels in Long Island are run by the Asian community. They're a very business savvy, smart community. And they don't like a gift card. They don't respect it. They don't give it the way it should.
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Chapter 4: What was Tim Dillon's first concert experience?
The year is 2004.
Lower the lights.
Okay.
We're walking around. Sure, we've been to Spencer's Gifts. We've sat in the sharper image. We've been massaged, okay? We've walked around. We've stumbled into... You've entered to win the car. Aeropostale. We've walked by the models at Abercrombie & Fitch.
Sure.
Now it's time for a sample of bourbon chicken. Just to wet the whistle. Settle into a Ranch One chicken and cheese, which Ranch One was a great mall chicken sandwich. Look up Ranch One.
I don't know Ranch One.
Chicken and cheese, okay?
Ranch One's location.
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