The Tim Dillon Show
443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Sat, 10 May 2025
Tim discusses Dave Portnoy’s interesting reaction to controversy, Jennifer Aniston’s stalker charged with felonies, the conflict between India & Pakistan, Joe Biden’s recent appearance on The View, a new Luigi Mangione musical & a Disneyland theme park in Abu Dhabi. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Morgan And Morgan Visit https://ForThePeople.com/TIM or Dial #LAW (#529) Aura Frames Exclusive $35-OFF Carver Mat At https://AuraFrames.com Use Promo Code "TIM" ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack
Chapter 1: What is the controversy involving Dave Portnoy and the antisemitic sign?
Thank you all for joining us again and I'm making a sign for Dave Portnoy's bar in Philadelphia that says something nice about the Jews. And I'm just going to put that up. Because... Just to even it out. Because that guy, that guy, Mo Khan... He went out and he did a... He had one of those signs that the... You know, like they hold up at the bar...
You know, it's like, usually it's like happy birthday or go Lakers. And this time I believe it was fuck the Jews. And Dave Portnoy was upset about that. So now him and the, and he said he was going to, he was going to pay for the kid to go to Auschwitz. He was going to send him to Auschwitz, which is kind of nice. It's kind of a nice thing to pay for a trip there. But then he reneged on that.
And now him and the kid are like in a legal battle. And then the kid started like a GoFundMe. And he's got like 15,000 in the GoFundMe. Which I don't know what's going on. But the kid like, obviously it's stupid to do that. The internet's not real life. You can't, you can't, it's not, you can't do that. But he's raised 15 G's. I don't know what's going on.
I'm telling you, if you think, supposedly the kid's like, hey, I'm in a fight with the Jews, and he raised 15 Gs. I'm telling you this right now. If you only get 15 Gs, that's not going far. They're going to win. I'm telling you right now, they're going to win.
One of the fundraising pages, Justice for Mohammed Adnan Khan, was organized by Temple graduate and free speech advocate Alex Morris, hopes to raise $75,000. Okay. Well, whatever. Don't make a sign that says that. That's not nice. Dave Portnoy's going a little hard, too. Here's the thing with the isms. Semitism, antisemitism, all the other ones as well, right?
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Chapter 2: How does Tim Dillon suggest handling bigotry and antisemitism?
The other ones are phobias, homophobia, transphobia. What are the other isms? There's antisemitism, misogyny, that's an E, phobia, transphobia, homophobia, racism, antisemitism, racism, nativism. Jingoism. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Here's the thing. The more you talk about the discrimination, the more you get it. It's like one of these laws that no one realizes.
The more you talk about the thing, you just get more of the thing. If you just talk about... something all the time and people, it's just, you're going to manifest it. You're going to end up seeing more of it everywhere. You're going to react. People are going to troll you with it because people like that. You're showing them how you're going to react.
The only way to defeat a lot of that is to ignore it. Which is, like, the hardest thing in the world to ignore. I'm not saying, like, you ignore the kid with the sign. Like, obviously, you're like, hey, fuck you, man. But, like, I don't know if going on, like, a massive campaign because this dumb kid made a sign is gonna, like, make anti-Semitism go away. That's the thing. Like, if...
If I wanted homophobia to go away, if like somebody called me a faggot and I spent three weeks talking about it, can you believe he called me a faggot? Well, I'm going to pay for a trip for you to go to Africa and see AIDS because there's AIDS there. It's not gay. I mean, there's just AIDS. And that's where I would send a person, send them to Africa to see AIDS. Go see what AIDS does.
After a while, people would just kind of get upset. They'd be like, all right. All right. All right. I think that's the way to deal with bigotry is to ignore it and pretend it's not real. And then it kind of goes away because it loses its power.
If you endlessly talk about it, if you bring it up all the time, and if you keep, you know, like talking as victim and all this stuff, it's like people just, people turn it off. They shut it off. They change the channel. It's enough already. I get it. I get, you know. Also, it's like, you know, I like Dave Portman, but it's like you don't have to defend the whole of the Jewish people.
they can handle themselves. Like he's like the guardian of, you know, like I'm doing this to, it's like, all right, that's the way I feel about it. That's my opinion. It's those words. All right. In exactly that way. All right. All right. Like, how long does this go on is my question. It's already been multiple days of this. How long does this go on? How long must this continue? I'm asking.
How long must this continue? How many press conferences do we need for this? The kid's an idiot. He got suspended by Temple University, which I don't know anything about that school, but it's not great. It's not a good school. It's not like he's going to a good school. He's going to have a... It's whatever. It's Temple. It's fine. Who cares?
The president of the university issued a statement condemning anti-Semitism and suspending one of the students. Okay, yeah. Yeah. I get it. Did anyone think the president of Temple University was for that? Like, did anyone think, like, the president of Temple University? Like, this is what I mean about everyone has to disavow everybody.
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Chapter 3: What happened with Jennifer Aniston’s stalker and what does it reveal about celebrity culture?
No one would give her that message, so I had to do it. Let's watch this. By the way, let's just go through some of my predictions. Number one, celebrities, Kanye, Bieber, whoever, there's going to be more public kind of melting down. Kanye has a new song. We can't play it. The beat is fire, but the words are indelicate.
Now, we're going to see a lot more of these celebrities because celebrities now, again, remember, Hollywood's gone. It's been gone. A lot of it. There's some of it left. Every show that Hollywood makes now, from like that show Hacks to the show The Studio, every show that they're making is just to prove that it exists. Hollywood exists. That's all.
The premise of Hacks is that, like, this 70-year-old woman gets the first... She's the first female late-night host in the studios. But it's like, the premise of all these shows, they're just making shows now to prove to you that it's still there. It exists in whatever capacity. But... A lot of celebrities have been publicly losing their minds.
And you watch it now because they can just pick up a phone. Celebrities, there's no more, you know, no more layers between a celebrity and the public. You know, you can't stop them. You can't lock up the phone. Agent, manager, lawyer, publicist, all that stuff. They just wake up and get the news like everybody else. They just see their client going nuts and doing whatever. You know?
The other thing that's going to... So what's going to happen... And Jennifer Aniston has not done that, in fairness to her. This is not... But my point is this. There's always been crazy people that believe that they're like meant to be with a celebrity. It's the whole premise of stalking, right? I'm here to protect her or whatever. And now celebrities are going crazy publicly.
And now you have all these crazy people who want to like, so it's, I'm just saying it's going to get interesting, right? Like eventually some of these crazy celebrities and some of these crazy stalkers, they're going to start working together. Like they're going to like one of these stalkers is going to show up and one of these lunatic celebrities is going to go. You're right.
We are meant to be together. Like it's the stalkers now are almost in the right. Here's what I'm saying. They're almost in the right to break into these celebrities' homes is what I mean. And I'm not saying do it. Listen to what I'm saying because I don't want to be sued, and I'm not advocating anything. What I'm saying is this.
It makes more sense now to break into a celebrity's home than it ever has because they're all crazy. So you have a better chance. This is what I mean. If you're thinking of breaking into a celebrity's home, do it.
You have a chance of getting something going now because they're also nuts and they're vulnerable and the systems around them have broken down and they no longer have the type of life they had and they're vulnerable and they're uncertain. In their state, again, I'm not saying to do it, and I'm not doing it, but if you were going to do it, now would be the time to do it.
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Chapter 4: Who is the man accused of stalking Jennifer Aniston and what are his motives?
I'm sorry, obviously it's terrifying and obviously it's wrong. It is funny. It's bad. It's so terrifying and crazy, and he should be punished for this. Dave Portnoy should send him to Auschwitz. But I'm just saying that it's – I've always thought this was funny, these guys that really – it is terrible, and it should never happen. But there's just something funny about being that crazy.
Like, keep going, keep going. Just tell ABC News investigators found social media posts from Carlyle referencing the actress.
What did he, what was he saying? I'll pull it up. Get his social media posts up. I don't, what breaks your head? I mean, I don't know, but there's something's got to break in your head that you just think, you think that maybe there's a chance that, You think maybe if I just drive my car through her gate. By the way, she's probably not even there.
Celebrities don't even live in their homes, I think. I think, was she home? She's got real security. I don't even think she's home. Is she even alive? Has anyone seen Jennifer Aniston in a long time? No, I mean, I got to be honest. Are any of these people even alive? I'm starting to feel like this QAnon. Remember when QAnon was like they were all executed by Trump? Maybe they were. She's not home.
Where is she? All of these people were executed years ago at a military tribunal and they're clones. These are some of his tweets or something?
Facebook.
Facebook, yeah. The real ones are still on the book, huh? Julia something. I found it. I know you already know. It's my Emanuel, Jennifer, Joanna, Aniston, Carwile, my bride, my eight. If someone, he's using her full name, her full government, as the blacks would say, God love them.
If someone out there can reach Jennifer Joanna Aniston Carwile, let her know about the corruption going on trying to keep me from her. Well, I didn't know there was corruption. You will be blessed. Help me who is Israel. God, my daddy is watching. Make those blessings great by helping. He hold me back for reasons this the main one. I got to be honest.
He sounds like a guy that's worth getting dinner with. Is that not worth getting a little dinner with that guy? me from her. The corruption going on trying to keep me from her. You will be blessed. Help me, who is Israel. God, my daddy is watching. Make those blessings great by helping. He holds me back for reasons. This, the main one. He's a passionate man. He's a passionate man.
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Chapter 5: What is the current conflict between India and Pakistan about?
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Terms and conditions apply. $35 off. Use code T-I-M. I'm telling you, aura frames. Frame your life. Frame your life. Your life is in the picture, in the frame. Frame your life, aura frames. Look at that photo of us at the lake. What do you got to do? India and Pakistan. Let's get into this because I'm going to try to do this and not be racist.
And boy, let me tell you right now, that's going to be a real tightrope walk. Because you have two countries, India and Pakistan, and they are fighting over a region called Kashmir. They don't like each other. Pakistan said to India, we have nukes and they're only for you. They can't reach anywhere else. They literally just go to you.
Play a little bit of what is happening here to bring the people up to speed because I think there's a lot of confusion about this, especially in my head because I know they hate each other. I get it because the Indians are Indian and the Pakistanis are Pakistani. but it goes deeper than that. No, truly, there's historic things, but it is also that, right?
Like, it sounds like I'm just explaining it in a simple way, but that's really it. Like, these are Indians from India, and then there's the Pakistanis from Pakistan who are Muslims, and the Indians are Hindus, and they dislike each other because of many reasons. Hindus, it's a religion. And in the religion, there's many things.
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Chapter 6: What are the religious and cultural backgrounds fueling the India-Pakistan Kashmir conflict?
That elephant called Ganesh, which I love, actually, is one of the things. And then there's Shiva. There's all these different kind of, you know, different characters in the thing. And then, it's very late, and then there's Pakistan, and that's Islam, which, I mean, respect and praise be upon the name of the prophet and all of it. Don't come to my house.
And so, in the Hindu religion, they have the caste system in India. Where they, and I kind of, to be honest, like it a little bit. Because there's these people called untouchables. And if you see them, you go, get away. And you can go at them with a stick. And no one writes an article in New York Magazine going, well, maybe actually it's mean that we hit them with a stick.
Everyone just goes, get away. And then there's the Brahmin class, which is probably where I would be, no offense, at the top. And they get the clean water because most of the water is not clean there. People get very sick eating and drinking the water. It's not good. I don't know who the other cast are, but the Brahmins are on top and then the Untouchables are on the bottom.
And I imagine there's others in the middle. And it's very busy in India. And Mumbai is a great city. And animals are in the mix with the people. Like, there'll be people in cars driving and, like, lions walking in the middle of the street. It's actually cool as fuck. Pakistan, I believe, was created by the CIA to house bin Laden. I think that's kind of what that was.
Something going on over there. Something's up there. I'll just say that. But peace be upon the prophet. Now, this woman's going to try to explain it. She's probably not going to do it as well as I just did. So that's what's going on. And there's a region called Kashmir. And I don't know if it has anything to do with the Kashmir sweaters. But there's this region between India...
a religion with fun characters, not good drinking water, a caste system, untouchables, Modi, the leader, in the midst of a religious revival, not crazy about the democracy, Pakistan, very super religious, don't like Indians, Islam, Muhammad, peace be upon the prophet, peace be upon his name, housed bin Laden for years, which we probably knew about.
SEAL Team 6 got Bin Laden somewhere in those mountains. And then, you know, whatever. Patrice O'Neill is the best thing ever. Watch the ONA where Patrice O'Neill talks about Bin Laden. It's the greatest thing ever, getting killed. Let's watch this from, what is this, from Fox LA? I think it's Fox Chicago. Oh, Fox Chicago. Interesting. All right, there we go.
Today, India and Pakistan engaged in their most expansive military conflict in decades. There are widespread accounts of attacks well beyond the Kashmir border. Stephanie Bennett has more from London.
It's the biggest military conflict in decades between India and Pakistan, and there's no end in sight. The fighting started in the- Which side is which?
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Chapter 7: What are the recent military developments and international responses in the India-Pakistan conflict?
That's a George W. Bush quote. He's stealing. Keep going.
There have been more than a dozen deaths reported on each side. India claims Pakistan is launching... And that's the house... Go back to that.
Here's what's really bad. That's the house before the missile. That's the house... Before the missile. Keep going.
Pakistan is launching attacks along its entire western border.
Well, that's not what they did to that bus. Is Dave Portnoy going to send these people to Auschwitz? Who is that? Is that an Indian bus that was attacked or a Pakistan bus that India attacked? This is what's difficult. Keep going.
Western border, leaving thousands of civilians caught in the crossfire. But diplomats from the U.S. and other countries are now working on a ceasefire proposal that would see both sides back down and return.
That's hilarious. India-Pakistan fight in 48 hours like a ceasefire. The Israel-Qasem thing is going on two years. Like, we're going to get a ceasefire. Russia-Ukraine, by the way. It's going on multiple years. Hundreds of thousands of people dead. All right, let's finish this up. I hope they figure it out.
Both sides back down and return to the status quo.
Communication was fundamentally key, that there should be talks, that there should not be silence, and that America obviously was in the center of this.
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Chapter 8: What are the perspectives and commentary on the India-Pakistan conflict from various speakers?
President Trump has also volunteered to act as a mediator, but so far there are no plans for him to visit either country.
Why would he go? It's a war zone. Why would he get to a war? They always try to get him with shit that's not gettable. Why don't you visit that plane crash site? It's a river. I'm not going to go swimming. Why don't you visit this war zone? Because it's a war zone. Trump likes luxury. He likes going to nice places. He doesn't like going to places that are in the middle of a war. Are they crazy?
Let's see Joe Biden on The View. He's back. He's better than ever. I love him. I like him. He's hard not to like. The rest of them on The View are pretty easy not to like. But Joe Biden's difficult not to like. I hope they have Jennifer Aniston's accuser on The View. Jill just is out with him like a puppeteer. Let's see this.
Mr. President, since you left office, there have been a number of books that have come out deeply sourced from Democratic sources that claim in your final year there was a dramatic decline in your cognitive abilities. In the final year of your presidency, what is your response to these allegations, and are these sources wrong?
They are wrong. There's nothing to sustain that, number one. Number two, you know, think of what we're left with. We're left with a circumstance where we had an insurrection when I started. That nonsense of civil war. We had a circumstance where
We were in a position that we, well, the pandemic, because of the incompetence of the last outfit, end up over a million people dying, a million people dying. And we're also in a situation where we found ourselves unable to deal with a lot of just basic issues, which I won't go into in the interest of time. And so we went to work and we got it done.
You know, one of the things that, well, I haven't talked too long.
Well, and Alyssa, you know, one of the things I think is that the people who wrote those books were not in the White House with us.
Right.
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