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Chapter 1: What controversial figures does Tim Dillon discuss?
Definitely cookie dough.
Yeah, see. Chaperon, are you going to say something crazy like black raspberry and then steer everybody to that?
I like these. What happens to a good basic chocolate cookie?
Was sind wir, in den 60ern?
Was sind wir, in den 50ern? Ein guter, basic-Chocolate-Felder? Es ist ein Test des Tages. Es ist ein Test des Tages.
Ich finde, er ist wirklich wie ein 40-jähriger Junge, der einfach so aussieht wie ein kleines Kind. Weißt du, wie das Mischel, der... Erinnerst du dich an den russischen Mischel, der als Kind pretendierte? Erinnerst du dich an das ganze Ding? Aber war es ein Mischel? Wir wissen es nicht. Sie sagten, es war es nicht. The point is this. That's what I think he is. Sometimes he's too old for his age.
The best... The best... Whatchamacallit. The best... Pizza. Because pizza is bad now. When I was growing up, Pizza Hut used to be good. What do you think the best chain pizza place is?
I don't really... You can't franchise a pizza. I think it has to come from a local spot.
This is not a... This guy, he's 46 years old. This is a 46-year-old millionaire who lives in this house and he's befriended these other kids. There's no way that that's not... So, what do you say, Nonchalant? Do you agree you can't franchise pizza? Sometimes you have to. Yeah, well, sometimes you...
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Chapter 2: What are the guests' thoughts on free speech?
It's basically crab dip with baked cheese on it. With like baked over cheese.
In the pretzel?
On a pretzel. On top of the pretzel.
That's pretty sick. Waffle, pancake, french toast. Which one? Waffle, pancake, french toast. Here's the problem. Ja. Ja. Okay. Pasta. You're eating pasta. The sauce that goes on pasta. What is the best sauce to put on pasta?
Just a marinara.
Yeah, I like a marinara. Or like a vodka sauce is good. The answer is spicy vodka sauce. That's the best. Because it's spicy as well. How did you guys start this podcast? They're all millionaires. I feel like they're all multi-multi-millionaires.
They have the vibe. Me and McLovin, we always thought of doing food reviews and we were just on a podcast.
My goal right now is to text my friend Joe Rogan and have them sit there for three hours. That would be sick. Joe Rogan, explain to them why they can only eat. Joe Rogan will be like, steak, elk. You like elk? McLovin will go, I don't fuck with elk. It's actually a good man. It's actually a very good man. Das ist sehr gut. Das ist High Protein.
Nun, bist du Angst, weil Robert F. Kennedy, unser neuer Gesundheits- und Human-Services-Sechretär, versuchen wird, Junk-Food zu limitieren? Er wird versuchen, du weißt, er wird versuchen, das zu tun, und das könnte gut sein, nicht?
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Chapter 3: What are the best breakfast cereals according to the guests?
Thank you very much, John Thune. Thank you. Stand up, John. Thank you, John.
Is it the hot one or not? Who did they do the deep fake of?
I think it's the woman on the right.
The hot one?
Yes. Dein Recht oder mein Recht? Oh, das ist... Weiß. Weiß. Oh, sie ist heiß. Wer ist die Boombaddy? Ich denke, äh, Fostercare?
Was ist mit dem Fostercare? Oh, Melania macht Fostercare für sie. Ja, vor... Sie brachten sie in das Haus? Sie lassen sie in das Haus? Sie brachten sie in das Haus? Für das Fostercare? Nein, sie bauten ein Backhaus in Palm Beach. They put her in the doghouse. And Baron feeds her. Here's the thing. What was I saying? Go back to that kid who wants to be a cop. It was beautiful.
But the hot one's not even paying attention. But I guess that's not new. This is heartwarming shit. This little kid is there with his dad. Let's watch it. I'll talk through it.
Tonight is a young man who truly loves our police. That's right. His name is DJ Daniel. He is 13 years old and he has always dreamed of becoming a police officer.
This is so sweet. It is nice. And the father's clearly been in jail. And that's what's nice too. Is that you have a real face. This is a moment. He's dressed up like a cop. This is sweet. This is what works. There he is. I hope the Democrats are standing for this. I really hope they are. If they're not, they're fucked.
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Chapter 4: What do the guests think is the best fast food?
Hello, I'm very sorry about the fire that happened in the place where I live. The good people get all burned up in the fire. The fire burned all their cars and their pets and their jewelry. But it wasn't my fault. Fire come and fire go. Fire is the work of the Lord, the Dark Lord. There's more than one God. Good ain't nothing without evil. The devil is real. And he opened hell.
And he blew that fire all over the Pacific Palisades. And he killed all those white women with their nice pussies. I love white pussy, pink pussy. But I ain't never turned down no kind of pussy. Asian Purple Pussy, Black Pussy. I love all kinds of pussy. But I love when those fires was out. Cause all you could smell is the burnt wood and the burnt pussy. A lot of pussies burned up in those fires.
My job was to save as many pussies as I could. They gotta save the pussy. The pussy ain't supposed to burn like that. I'm not supposed... Why are you trying to fire me?
Alright, well that was Kristen Crowley. And I think that's a good statement she gave, because now I understand. I didn't understand. I was so confused about all of the different fire things. She kind of, in her own way, kind of explained it in a way that I could understand. I think that's so important nowadays, because you don't really hear from the people.
Volodymyr Zelensky, by the way, Trump yelled at him, and then the next day he's like, all right, I'll make peace. He folded like a, what's that? Folded like a what? What's a thing I can say? Folded like a cheap... What is the expression here? Folded like a... Like a what? Folded like a chair is not an expression. Cheap suit? Yes, folded like a cheap suit, I think, maybe. Well...
Let's play this a little bit. It's Trump and J.D. Vance and Volodymyr Zelenskyy and Volodymyr. And what Zelenskyy does is he goes, you have an ocean, but you're going to feel it here soon, which is kind of a threat. You can't say that to the president of the country that's giving you all this money. And Zelenskyy goes out and says that.
And then Trump yells at him and then everyone's freaking out about this and everyone's like... Trump ist unsere Alli und alles wie das. Hört, Leute, wir müssen, es muss Frieden geben. Wir können nicht fünf Jahre von diesem Land Geld geben. All diese Leute, die, die, die, die nicht ausrutschen werden. Es wird nicht passieren. I know you'd love that. I'm sure it would be nice.
But the reality of the situation is, it's not going to happen. And in the real world, you have to make a decision. And the decision is, you need to have a peace treaty. And Zelensky is like, well, what if Russia, you know, he said, what if Russia violates the treaty or whatever? I think, you know, what are the security guarantees and stuff like that?
There are people, and I've heard, and there are smart people that say they want American boots on the ground, NATO troops on the ground in Ukraine to fight Russia. It's completely insane. This is complete insanity. When I hear people talk like this, I go, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you insane?
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