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Chapter 1: What is Gavin Newsom's new podcast about?
What kind of truck would Blade Runner drive? That was the design idea.
I mean, this is the problem with these people. What kind of truck would Blade Runner drive? I mean, we're just handing the whole entire world over to fucking nerds and freaks. We want the future to look like the future. First of all, the Cybertruck's disgusting. We can all kind of admit that. It's a heinous-looking car. They explode. They go into trees, and they explode and stuff.
They're not good-looking. They don't look dignified or classy on the road. I don't know who that appeals to. Now, I understand there's man-children out there that want to fly rockets to Mars because they can't fly their penis into a vagina. Now, that's not really... You know, I don't know how to describe, you know, whatever.
Like, I understand thinking this guy does cool shit, and I understand to some degree, like, whatever, liking that he's, you know, some type of disruptor. What is happening right now to any intellectually honest person, of which there are very few in this world, I'm maybe the only one worth listening to or worth giving your money to, to be honest. I wouldn't lie to you.
But I'm telling you right now, this is the grossest and cringiest shit anyone has ever seen in a very long time. This isn't cool. It doesn't look cool. This guy running around the government slashing things. And then, you know, they're talking about Medicare and Social Security.
If you look at the realignment in American politics, this has been said by a lot of people, including Steve Bannon, a lot of the people that depend on Social Security and Medicare voted for Donald Trump. They voted for a Republican. In fact, people with four-year college educations and higher than average incomes, a lot of them aren't really depending on those programs.
A lot of them voted for Kamala. There are Trump voters that will be hurt badly. And even if there weren't, it's morally not right to eliminate. I'm not saying you can't go to waste, fraud, and abuse. I think most people would be on board with that. But cutting Social Security or Medicare, Medicaid, you have a lot of Republicans on those programs. And you have the richest guy in the world doing it.
You're trying to make a case why these cuts are necessary. You have the richest guy on earth with 15 children running around with a chainsaw telling people why this is good. Are Republicans totally not freaking out? Is there not anybody there going, this is shaping up to be a big problem? This looks weird. This isn't what anyone voted for.
Nobody really voted for Elon Musk to be running around the White House with a chainsaw. Is that crazy to say that this... Now, I think Trump, and I've said it before, sees these guys coming a mile away... He's a casino guy from Queens. He has political instincts. He's, you know, he's a brawler. He understands the value of building people up.
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Chapter 2: Why is Tim Dillon critical of Gavin Newsom's podcast?
In fact, most things people say are insane. That's number one. Most things people say are insane. I have threatened to kill members of my family. I have threatened this government and others. I have threatened people's children. I have threatened their pets. I have threatened people's businesses. I have threatened directors, producers, agents, managers, business managers.
I have threatened friends. I have threatened colleagues. I have threatened acquaintances. I have told lies about... to people in order to make them fearful and afraid, in order to make them feel worse about their lives. I have said things that other people didn't say about them to them to punish them, to hurt them, to make them feel bad.
I have created realities that don't exist to hurt and destroy other people. This is what is done. So I don't think that every word said has to be tried in a court of law. Most things people say aren't, it doesn't matter. I've lied about having cancer. I've lied. I've lied to people about my life. I've said I've had more money than I've had and less money than I've had.
I've said I was attracted to people I wasn't. I've said I wasn't attracted to people that I was. I lied. I lie because it's the human condition to say insane shit. That's what we do. You can't just hang someone for saying crazy shit. I might support Hamas if I'm wronged by a Jew. And if I'm wronged by a Muzzy, I will support the Jews. It doesn't matter. I should be able to live in that space.
I've been a Hamas supporter when I see what Netflix is going to pay me. I go, what is wrong with them? Jesus Christ. I'm asking for something. But then when they do something nice for me, I become a supporter of the Jews, and I don't like Hamas anymore. We all like Hamas occasionally.
Anyone with a landlord is a little bit of a Hamas fan from the end of the month through the beginning of the month, but then you don't like Hamas after the 3rd of January. But on the 2nd of January, all of us kind of support Hamas. Everyone does. If you're in the business I'm in and you audition for something, if you don't hear for a week, you sort of support Hamas.
But then when you get the role, you understand that Hamas is a barbaric terrorist organization. Do you see what I mean? I've supported Al Qaeda and then I've been against them. It's my right. It's my right. Some of those training videos look fun. You know, sometimes it is fun to just train in the desert. I don't know what it's for.
Khalil was born and raised in Syria, and his Palestinian grandparents were removed from their homeland, according to his lawsuit. He came to the U.S. on a student visa in 2022 to pursue graduate studies at Columbia. Now, here's the other thing, and I'm totally with the Bannon on this point. I think we need to educate Americans. I think we need to have Americans getting into higher education.
We need to stop giving up on American citizens. I think we need a moratorium on immigration for everybody, by the way. Low-skilled, high-skilled, Elon's indentured servants he wants to bring over. I think that we deal with the people we have in this country now. We try to make their lives better. I also understand why you have foreign students come to America and learn about America. I get it.
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