Mark Normand
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Sunday's the day for my next bender.
A bit of Piverec.
You know the beer juice close.
I've had a little too much bourbon.
And Norman's talking shit about the fucking poke.
And I get down in the same way.
It's like a cop's coming and naked Samuel is feeling dangerous.
I'm out to lunch here in New Orleans.
This woman doesn't look like I remember her.
And I get down in the same way.
Hell yeah.
You gave a complete stranger who happens to mention my name the keys to our house?
Dad, sometimes it's so obvious to me why Mom left.
I'm so embarrassed to know you.
You gave the keys to a stranger who shows up at your office?
Mother told me you beat her.
My mom told me you were a rotten lover and that you drank so much your body smelled of cheap white wine.
Mom said sleeping with you was like sleeping with a salad made of bad dressing.
Look at this shit.
Are we literally on?