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It's a shame you're not a father because you would kill it. There's still time. He said he doesn't want it. Yeah. Imagine you had a lawn. This lawn would be unbelievable. Your neighbors would hate you.
Look at those hands. He could grab a wrist. Oh, yeah. Remember when a dad would grab a wrist, you were in trouble? Hate the wrist. And place it on his cock. Yeah. Make them finish you to completion.
Those were the days. The worst was back of the neck. If you got a back of the neck, you were going right to hell. Yeah, not good. No, I caught my parents fucking. Really? Yeah, I joined in. And he started choking you? Yeah. And then you came. We all came, I'll tell you. He went front of the neck.
Yeah, I love this time of year, man.
Oh, it's the best. It's the best of the year. I don't know. Well, you got eight nights.
Yeah.
Crazy nights.
Eight crazy nights. But I love Christmas. A little all-day NBA on Christmas. We got football now, too. I mean, this is a good time. Order a little Chinese food. Hell, yeah. Watch my Knickerbockers. Yeah.
You can't beat it. I mean, the guy with the Santa guy with the bell, the tree in Rockefeller, the ice skating, the hobo pissing with the dirty Santa hat.
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