Elf
Appearances
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 212: Happy Chrisma-Hanukkah
By the way, we had another big guest bail last minute. Who? It was going to be a big surprise. He was going to come out of a box. The Rizzler bailed on us today. No, he didn't.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 212: Happy Chrisma-Hanukkah
Why did the Rizzler bail? Homework? I don't know. Maybe he got shot. Oh, who's the Rizzler? Stand by. Who's the Rizzler?
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 212: Happy Chrisma-Hanukkah
Thank you for being here. Now, you're known for the Riz face.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 212: Happy Chrisma-Hanukkah
Look at that little fucking nugget. That's great. This guy stood us up. This is rough. He's pretty big.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 212: Happy Chrisma-Hanukkah
All right. Is this directed by a homeless pimp? I think it is. No?
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 212: Happy Chrisma-Hanukkah
No, I want to hear Riz rap. Yeah, get to the Riz. Is this copywritten?
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 212: Happy Chrisma-Hanukkah
No. He's DeRosa approved already. No. DeRosa wanted to hate the Rizzler, but even he can't resist his charm. Yeah, he's a kid. He's a nice kid.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 212: Happy Chrisma-Hanukkah
Do you think we get homeless pimp shot? I think so.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 212: Happy Chrisma-Hanukkah
Calling on behalf of my client. Same joke. Fuck off. Sorry. I know he's a monster and he's going to kill me, but this is bullshit. I heard NFL memes did this to you too. Yeah, whatever.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 212: Happy Chrisma-Hanukkah
Shouldn't have told me that. Charlie told all of his friends he was meeting the Rizzler. I even told my bully. You hate to hear that for the kid. Yeah.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 212: Happy Chrisma-Hanukkah
Is this nothing? Yeah. There's no discrimination against Italians anymore.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 212: Happy Chrisma-Hanukkah
He said it like he was the last cowboy. I didn't mean it like that.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 212: Happy Chrisma-Hanukkah
Supposed to be the shit attention span trying to do magic here. Wow. What does it say?