We Might Be Drunk
Ep 221: Are You Garbage - H.Foley & Kevin Ryan with Mark Normand and Sam Morril
Mon, 03 Mar 2025
Back for the third time we bring back the boys from Are You Garbage, H.Foley and Kevin Ryan. Watch the AYG Route 66 Special out now on YouTube: https://youtu.be/OSkJS1gCDR4?si=2E-SOFEHr9YSsuHe Support the show, download the Prize Picks app, and use code DRUNKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup. Get started by heading to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DRUNKS Support the show and check out VIIA. Use code DRUNK for 15% off your order & a free gift for new customers at https://viia.co/DRUNK Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD WMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ WMBD Clips Page: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Are You Garbage: https://www.youtube.com/@AreYouGarbage H.Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy Kevin Ryan: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy Sam Morril: YouTube Channel: @sammorril Instagram: https://instagram.com/sammorril Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: YouTube Channel: @marknormand Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets We Might Be Drunk is produced by Gotham Production Studios https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/ @GothamProductionStudios Producer Matt Peters: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #wemightbedrunk #marknormand #sammorril #podcast #drunkpodcast #comedy #comedian #funny #gothampodcastomedy Tour Dates Announcement
Chapter 1: What crazy road stories do comedians share?
Nice out, man. Yeah, I did 16 dates, man. That tour bus. I didn't tell you the craziest thing that happened to me. Did I even tell you this shit? I don't think so. I was in a Sprinter the first week. We didn't do a tour bus. So, you know, I like to leave after the show at night. Sure. Because, you know, you wake up, you get a day in the city.
Even though sometimes you get in at like 2 or 3 a.m., I'd rather just sleep in and do shit in the city I'm in as opposed to... There we go. I agree. And he angled it in my direction, too. There's no one there. You should have angled it there. Oh, you're right.
I was on the wrong leg.
There we go. We take a sprinter and there's two cars, one with me and Gary, another car with Brian and James. Brian's the tour manager, James films the shows. And we leave early because we're like, you guys go ahead, we got to clean up here. We're like, all right, we're going from Charlotte. It's the first fucking night, by the way. Charlotte to, I believe... Richmond, I don't, it doesn't matter.
It's not important to the story. I know I paused there, but the guy, oh, here we go. Hey, what's up, boys? I'm mid-story. Sit down, sit down. Let's shake it. I'm mid-story. I got a road story.
Hey, look at this. Get in here.
I'm in the middle of this story. It's the first week of my tour. We're in a Sprinter. We're not on the tour bus yet. We're in a Sprinter. It's me and Gary Veeder. The driver, we're watching the movie The Substance on my computer to try to just stay awake, you know? the driver fucking falls asleep at the wheel. And he drives off the road. We're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And he goes, he goes, oh, sorry about that. Sorry about that. I'm like, are you good? Do we need to get you coffee?
He's like, I'm good.
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Chapter 2: How do comedians handle unexpected situations on tour?
That's a good point. I mentioned it to our bus driver, Jeff, and he's just, like, the best guy, and he was like...
four-hour drive he fell asleep that's nothing all right but he told shit he tells you stories where he's like you can't shit in the in the toilet on the bus you've heard this shit right of course yeah can't poop in the in the bus toilet because you know it doesn't go anywhere he can't hotbox it i go give me some names who's hotboxed the car with you and he's like he'll say so like
don't get me started on air supply. You're like, air supply? They shit in your bus? I'm all out of toilet paper. He mentioned Segura. Segura hotboxed it. Oh, really? James, our videographer, hotboxed it. Damn. Because I made the mistake of ordering Nashville hot chicken in Nashville.
Oh!
And I ordered extra. The venue was like, get extra, get extra. So, you know, James had three hot chickens. Ooh! And he just, in the middle of the night, fucking hotboxed it. And I was like...
you shouldn't have had three three that's not a hot that's a miscarriage peeing's one thing but when you got a dump and you know that you're at least like 20 minutes like there's nothing in sight man that's a cold sweat that you never forget but back to these these drivers are always a little off there's always a good way a diddle or a drug history or a prison time there's always something burt's guy got kicked off for being anti-semitic really yeah he got in a fight with
Kicked off that tour too.
Well, he put a word in. Yeah. But he was nuts. He tried to fight a guy. He was crazy.
What did he say that was anti-Semitic?
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Chapter 3: What are the challenges of performing live comedy?
A couple of rocks. What are you doing? You off the sauce? No, we're drinking. Okay. Yeah? We were just in Austin for a weekend. Oh, not.
You were there for a whole week? Yeah.
Yeah.
Pretty long.
That's a long week.
It's a long week.
Almost got thrown out of Three Forks down there. That steakhouse. Nice steakhouse. Embarrassing ourselves. We went day drinking at noon.
The waiter's like, sir, you've had enough. I'm the angel of death.
You're going to die in an Uber pool on the way home.
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