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586: Mike's Clone Army
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We Might Be Drunk
Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
No, I never saw that. It's like a Midnight Express type. That movie's awesome. Drugs, they get arrested. Vaughn is fucking heavyweight in that.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
If you want to see some shit you really can't do, John Wayne Gacy the Clown. That guy was doing some cutting edge shit. Oh, yeah.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Look, I'm not a fan, just you might die. Yeah. That's how you say it.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Oh, nice. I feel like Tim Blake Nelson, like he's not enough stuff. I feel like he's always really good, right?
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
I love that movie. Great movie. That's a great wreck. I was thinking The Ballad of Buster Scruggs.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Ted Bundy, people like. Ted Bundy. Yes. Oh, yeah, he's not sexy. But he's like overrated, kind of. For a killer, he's hot. For a killer, he's attractive, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
That's money. I never did it once. My brother had that poster up when he was a kid. It was just on his bed. No, no, no. It was like a photograph, but it was a different version. It was them in the car, and it just said Vegas.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
That's the best. Is this like going to be in theaters or? Oh, yeah.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Stav and I always talk about that because I guess back in the day, the actor William Peterson was offered Platoon. And he was just like, and he did some shitty movie in L.A. instead. I think he was like, I could bang models in L.A. or I could get yelled at by Oliver Stone in Vietnam. I know, right? It's like, which one do you go with? Yeah. He probably made the right choice for him.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Wait, he escaped from prison? Oh, yeah. Holy shit. Yeah, by the way, he was in the woods or something. He was so good, he could just charm you. Yeah. He's in a prison outfit. He's like, no, that's not me. Yeah. These aren't the droids you're looking for. When people lie... That kind of shit. Yeah. When people lie to your face that convincingly, you're just like, maybe I'm crazy.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Pizzolatto. Peterson did make fucking Manhunter. That's a sick movie. Oh, yeah. Wait, who made it? He was in Manhunter. Oh, yeah. The little man movie. That's a great show.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Cut to that vet murdering me. How was the shoot? We beat up a veteran. Not great.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
He'd be a good podcast guest. He'd be great. He's kind of gone full conspiracy.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
I mean, was he ever not? He made so many, he made The Doors, JFK. I mean, he's always been doing.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
earth girls are easy and league of their own no she's and she's in mensa she's an oh really smart motherfucker oh shit thelma and louise oh yeah she won an oscar for that right she won an oscar for something that movie is so much darker than you think oh yeah you think it's good you just think of the fun i don't know why i thought it wasn't going to be darker because the scene that we all know is i'm just driving off a cliff oh yeah it was fun yeah it was beautiful it was friendship
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Yeah, her husband's beating her. Yeah. And they're just like, fuck it, and they're on the run. It's pretty damn good. And he's in Ridley Scott, too. Yeah, Ridley Scott. Young Brad Pitt. Yeah, that was his first thing, right?
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
uh lenny kravitz and she's just the alien love child beautiful people and you're just like what she's like an alien man lenny kravitz is like 60 something with abs so hot yeah i think i said ass he's got an ass too but he but he uh he said some quote recently that he's been abstinent for 12 no really good that's why that's why he i know Really? I don't think we're competing for the same ass.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
That's like when you're young, at least I was, I drank so much soda when I was young that I'm like, I don't like soda anymore. That's probably how he was with pussy. Probably. He was like, I had enough Dr. Pepper for a lifetime.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
I was like, sex was hard. It meant something to them. Women back then, they were like, yeah, I'll blow you. I don't give a shit. But the sex, they're like, nah, I'm not losing it to you. Sex is natural.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Yeah. I mentioned you last night. Yeah, George Michael. I mentioned you last night to my friend, and I was like, oh, he's a really good actor. I was mentioning a couple movies here, and he's like, I don't know those. I don't know movies. And I was like, he did the song My Dick. Oh, shit. I love that song. Yeah, man.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
I had a Ted Bundy one, I think, about how in the doc, the cop came on. He was like, that guy's problem, he was a narcissist. I was like, that was his only problem? You know what Bin Laden's problem? Never punctual. Always late.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
I don't know, man. I don't know about that. You got Brando in the first one, though. The first one's fucking good. Fuck. The second one is incredible, too. It's more action-packed, the second one. He's in Little Italy. Yeah, honestly, the way he fucking knifes that motherfucker.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Captain America is pretty good. I've never seen it. I'm not a huge Marvel guy, but that's a pretty good one. People are saying the new Wick is pretty great. I caught the second half on TV the other night, and I couldn't turn it off.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
It's so hard. It's so hard to just sit there. Especially on the road when you're not home. Oh my God. Home is easier. At least you're home, but on the road. On the road in some weird hotel room. Soprano is like white noise.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
no but it's it's uh those serial killer docs man they're did you watch the pete rose one yet no tonight i'm watching it why what's uh it's all about the gambling how he fixed everything and just he's a fucking lunatic but he's so for kind of a neanderthal meathead just unbelievable hitter he's he's it's a fascinating story charming
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Halloween was a classic. Oh, we got the picture of it right there. We got Simon in the- Oh, yeah.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
it was disturbing and i'm like oh this is just every kid now wow has access to that i'm sure our parents look at us like that too but we just had i remember my stepdad had like a playboy under the cushion and it would just be a still photo of some boobs and you're like whoa but yeah this is a i remember at summer camp like jerking off in the fucking bathroom stall to like a club magazine oh yeah that's hot yeah club was hot club was cool that was but that was hardcore that was hard penetration
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Yeah. Yeah. But you're just like, fuck. You pass it around. You're like, this is page 67. It's pretty good. Yeah, yeah. Check it out. Buried out in the woods. Yeah. No, you're right. It's over. There was a picture from 2000, and it was in New York. I saw it on Twitter somewhere, and it just said, look, no one's on their phones.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
I think you were more alert with your neighbor, but also sometimes – It is good to zone out. It's tough. It's a tough line to walk.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
It's like watching a foreign film. Just give it like five minutes and you're in. Same with reading. You just have to just commit to the...
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Don't you kind of weirdly judge those people a little bit?
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Because when I just go back to a retreat, I'm like, you're fucking weird. Yeah, yeah. Like, I admire you, but it's weird. Yeah. And they always tell a story. They're like, yeah, the first day I was crying my eyes out. Yes, yes. I'm like, yeah, I don't want to do that.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
It's not going to be corny. It's just going to be different types of rap. Like, if you listen to rap now, it's so different than the rap we grew up with. That's true. Like, it's so funny. I'll hear this shit. By the way, can I give you a peeve based off of that? My peeve is when the gym plays music that's shitty.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
No. It is funny that they're like, he's not in for gambling. They're like, well, he did fuck a minor, too. Like, just use the minor and you don't sound as bad. Minorly. Yeah. Because Ty Cobb, I think, pushed his wife down a flight of stairs. Yeah. And they're like, you know, he's in. At a certain point, you know.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Yes, yes. I'll do that when I read drunk. Sometimes I'll come home drunk. You can read drunk? Clearly not. Oh. I'll come home and I'll try, and then I'll just be like, I'll be like 40 pages in, and the next day I'm like, fuck, I gotta reread all these pages. I was blackout drunk. Any book recs? You know what I loved? Shout out Matt Ruby.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
I said this on Rogan recently, but Matt Ruby told me to read the Agassi book called Open. Oh, yeah. He was on meth?
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
It's incredible. I loved it so much. I heard it's great. I never read it. Even if you don't like sports, you'll love it. It's moving. It's hilarious. It's fascinating. It's a guy who's so hard on himself and obsessed and such a rebel. He called his dad the dragon. He hated his dad. They basically sent him away. He referred to these tennis camps as prison.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Because they knew they had a prodigy on their hands. So once they saw him, they didn't want to get rid of him. And he knew that. And he was like, fuck you. I hate it here.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
They were just, the dad would call and say like, no, no, no, money's not a problem. We want him here.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
And he just heard like, oh, they just added time onto my prison sentence like that. I had to stay there. But he realized he was miserable there. So he was like, I'm going to act out. So he was like, you know, he'd go get like a pink mohawk and earring. You know, he started dressing in like jean shorts. He started dressing like a girl and be like, fuck you.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
And he'd win these tournaments dressed like that as like a rebel. It's hilarious. I mean, he's, he's an awesome dude. I just, I have so much respect for him.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
It's a ghost written by the guy who did the tender bar, which is, it was a popular one, but he, uh, Good rec. Dude, he's... J.R. Moringer. Yeah, he is just so hard on himself the way we are. He's like, oh, I couldn't get over the hump with Sampras. Dude, he had this insane career. He's like top 10 ever.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
That's how he opens. He goes, I fucking hate tennis. Wow. And he married Steffi Graf, who was one of the best female players of all time. Oh, that's right. That's got to be awkward. And he was in love with her for years.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Yeah, but no, it's so good. The book is... I couldn't put it down, man.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
You've got to find this comic because he did a great bit on it. I forgot his name. Oh! He had the bit about how they use the three names. He goes, and I think it's because they're in a lot of trouble.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Dude, Vincent Price, I just watched a movie he's in. Great actor from the 40s, you know. He was the guy in the Michael Jackson video, too.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Bless you. That was adorable. That was like the cutest sneeze I've ever seen.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
That was it. There he is. Yeah, yeah, dude, I watched this movie called Fuck, Save Her From Heaven. It's with Gene Tierney. Ah!
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
That was crazy. Strangle a fucking bird? Savor from Heaven. Yeah, Gene Tierney was like the hottest chick. Oh, really?
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
She's in a movie called Laura. It's like one of the best noirs of all time. But Vincent Price is a gnat with her, too. But he's in this one called Save Her From Heaven, and it's basically Fatal Attraction before Fatal Attraction, where he meets this gorgeous woman on a... I mean, Leah, pull a picture of her. He met her on Tinder? He meets her on a train, and he's like, she's so hot.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Ends up marrying her. She's furious anytime there's anyone else in the picture. Crazy jealous. He's got a brother who's disabled, and she hates the brother for just being there. Wow. So I don't want to give too much away, but it's fucking hilarious. It's...
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Once you live longer, I think you just kind of like, you just kind of like, well, I got to stay. Once the life expectancy moves further up, you're kind of like, I got to get this shit tight. I got to stay together. But yeah.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Look at Wilford Brimley. Pull up a picture of Wilford Brimley. That guy was in his 40s and he looked like he was 87.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
I want to credit him, too. You can find that. That was scary. That's such a good angle.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
But when he's like young, yeah, pull up young Wilford Brimley. He's still fucking young. He was never young.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Was he in Cocoon? Tim Walls and fucking Brad Pitt. I'm like, put anyone next to Brad Pitt. That's true.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
The Cernan brothers wrote a new movie on Netflix called Incoming. It's like super bad level funny. Really? Wow. It's just an airtight... Have you not watched it yet? I haven't seen it yet. I haven't even heard of it. Dude, it's so funny. Really? I feel weird watching kids. It's fucking... You'll get over it in a sec. Really? Because it's written by adults. That's true. And it's...
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Just a bunch of freshmen who were terrified of being freshmen in high school. That it was the most awkward time. It's just fucking killer. All right. It's hilarious, and it's got heart. It's great. All right. I'm going to watch it. Watch it, dude. Okay.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
We had the Churning Brothers on the pod who wrote it, and I feel bad I didn't watch it before it came out, but I don't feel as bad that Mark hasn't even seen it yet. You should watch it. It's really great.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Joe List used to say that doing the road with me was like Midnight Runs. We would just fucking beat each other's throats. Yeah. Great movie.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Isn't that crazy? They listen to our podcast, they pause, they strangle a hooker, they get back in the car. I know. They need pods for the long drive. That's true. They pop on us, a little Rogan, kill Tony. Hey, Theo Vaughn's got Trump.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
It's pretty fantastic. It's like a perfect movie. And all the cameos. Every character actor is in it. Fucking Dennis Farina in National. Oh, wow. What's his name from The Sopranos? Joe Pantoliano? He plays such a good scumbag. Joey Pants.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Which I think put us on Robert Smigel's radar- That's right. You got to get him back on with the insult dog versus Winnie. Oh, Triumph versus Winnie.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
That's perfect. Perfect. Where do you stay when you're there?
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
You know what I love to do when you're debating what to order with the lady? I was like, give me three types of foods. There's four different types of foods.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
So easy. Give me three. And she can now, I'm like, all right, I'll give you three.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
And I'll, and I'm, I'm good with it, but you got to give me three. Yeah. Give you three. Sometimes. That's crazy. Usually I have to give the three and then she's like that one. I'm like, all right.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Yeah. That's how I started. Yep. I'd say Cheesecake Factory. It's too many options. What are we doing? You're like, how does an omelet have 3,600 calories?
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
I got to show you something else. I'll send it to you if you could throw it on if you want. Fuck.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Oh, yeah, let's do it. I already gave like four wrecks today. You guys do the wrecks.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
The taxi... I'm loyal to the taxis here, but there are so many problems. In a world with no ratings, it's madness. It's madness. They've not been called... It's literally like... They're like single people. They haven't been called on their shit. Yes. So they're just like...
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
going to behave horribly yeah meanwhile the uber they've been raided but i i'm still lord of the cabs yeah you love the cabs you're new york i'm a new york guy they got done dirty it's fucked up but you go in there and it smells like shit half the time and then i i didn't ride back from jfk and you're like oh fuck it's like 90 minutes and he's just on the phone like like i just like yelling i'm like you don't have to yell it yeah who's on the other end just some guy like
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Yeah, that's true. They're just screaming back and forth. They're never like, yeah, yeah, I did this. That's true. It's never once. Never that.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
You did it. Get a life. You're one of the few that come prepped. We don't have to even prompt. Yeah.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Hey, Mark, you're staying right here. Watch me do Cosby, motherfucker.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
He's so fucking fun. He is fun. Do people still go live on Instagram? Oh, yeah, all the time. I do it like once a year. If I have a special come out, I'm like, hey, guys, watch my special. That's how I am.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Prime Video, same girl you've changed. Wasn't trying to do that.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Tan France, thank you, buddy. That suit was his idea. Oh, really? Was that your boy that directed it? No, that's my friend James Webb. No, Tan France is from Queer Eye. I was like, what suit do I wear? Oh, nice.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
I feel more like there's like a swagger and a confidence. You what? I did a gig in Vegas like a few weeks before and I was like, let me throw a suit on so it doesn't feel weird because it's, you know. I can't keep telling. Yeah.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
He doesn't laugh. You've got to pull up the clip of Artie Lang and Howard Stern. I think he's on Seth Meyers telling the story already, but it's like... It's the story of roasting Trump and how he kind of couldn't take it. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's really.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
it's not just about to be home i was on a zoom podcast the other day i'm doing my friend's zoom pod and i felt the shit coming on oh shit just please wrap it up it's been over an hour he's gonna wrap it up and uh just as we're about to wrap up he's like well if you want to plug anything i'm like oh great this shit's about to plug my ass but then it just turns into another five minutes another five minutes and my body's like dude it's like your body's like dude come on yeah
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Full fire hose. That's one of the best feelings, and one of the best feelings is when you first get in a hotel room, whip off those pants.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
There it is. Damn, that was like, I think I'm going to nail that. Yeah. Yeah.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
This beer's pretty good. I haven't had a beer in a while.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
No, no. I got to do two shows tonight in Jersey. Oh, where in Jersey? Stress Factory. Stretch Factory? Stress. Oh. I am working out. I'm trying to get my... Wait.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
I was like a 13-year-old kid in the movie theater, like, a woman's finger has to go up your ass? I know, and I was like, oh, good to know. I'll try this tonight.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Anything else in the works? Any movies that you're coming up that you're pumped about?
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
No. I mean, Pryor did a lot of act-outs. Yeah. I think if the joke calls for it. Yeah. I guess it depends on the comic. Yeah. I think, like, comics, we're snobs. We want a good joke. Like, Stephen Wright ain't doing an act-out. No.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Right. But it's another gear, man. Burr will do act outs. That helicopter story. Yeah, I mean, and we do it sometimes.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
I've got some longer stories in my last couple hours, so it's like I'll do – I'm not, like, physical, but I'll do, like, a little act out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Well, it's like, you know, when the crowd's small, it's like you kind of play to that small energy. Yeah. So it's like if it's like 80 people, I kind of play. But if I'm in a bigger venue, I'll kind of up it a little bit. I kind of try to match their energy. But, yeah, they were – look, I was doing new shit. A lot of it was nothing.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
But as long as you leave with a few, you're like, all right, I'm fucking –
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
That's true. Yeah, if there's like six people there, you probably have to be like, are you good? And I'll jerk you off for a second. I'll fucking work the room a little and act out.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Yeah, that's not natural to who we are at this point. Like, you know, if I were doing that, it would be not me. It would be me putting it on. Right. Like, if I'm me, that's the energy. That's right. And it just feels more honest to them, I think. And they probably feel more comfortable. They're like, oh, he's not, like, putting something on. Right. Yeah. You're always putting something on, but...
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
You do everything. You guys both did the garden? No, I've never done MSG.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
You know, we both did a bunch of arenas with Amy back in the day. I did a bunch of Sandler's arena shows. Burt, we did the Burt. Yeah, we've done a lot of big arena shows, but the biggest one on our own, I think probably somewhat similar.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Like MSG Theater was probably the biggest I've done on my own.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
And also your style becomes more of that, I think, the more you do it. So I think my broadest hour is my first hour, honestly.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
If you're bombing a corporate, don't you find yourself going back to like that?
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
It's the old shit. You're kind of just trying to tread water and you're like, this shit killed in America has got talent.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Yeah, but Billy Joel gets so much love for putting out like one new song in 30 years.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
And I liked the song. I thought it was good. But it's also like, man, he's also got such a crazy catalog that like, of course you just want to hear that stuff live. You're like, I want my, that's a pricey ticket.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
He went to singing lessons. Can a singing teacher, can they take you from like,
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
My point is, do you think a singing coach could make it so Mark and I have a decent singing voice?
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
It's like a rhythm. It is music. But Shatner doesn't have a great voice. He just is like, that's me.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
I've told this story before, but I remember the night she died, I was playing this club in Knoxville, opening for a guy. Side splitters? Yeah, back in the day. And it was the same night Jeremy Lin went for 38 against the Lakers. And every tweet was just, Lin-sanity, Lin-sanity. And someone tweeted, Whitney Houston died. That's Lin-sane.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Well, he, I mean, he, I think, you know, against Jokic was Serbia, right? Was that the last?
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Second to last. Second to last. The free throw line talking a lot of shit, and I'm like.
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you never see Steph but he is so competitive but he's got that baby face you don't like that the baby face assassin but that's right talking all this shit at the free throw line hit both of them ice the game yeah then that last game he just four in a row they were all insane all contested shots unbelievable and it's that crazy shot of LeBron and Durant just open and he's just like fuck it drains it like wow yeah I watched a montage and it was it put like classic music behind it and they made it in slow motion it was it was beautiful he's phenomenal
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That one wasn't our fault. I mean, the T-Wolves drafted two point guards before him. He went like seventh. Yep. And the Timberwolves took two point guards ahead of him.
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Wow. I don't think anybody knew he'd be that, I mean. Yeah. But he was fucking awesome in college. He was just at a tiny, he was a Davidson. Like, you don't know. Like a division three. Joe Zimmerman knew him in college. Really? Yeah, Joe played golf in college.
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Yeah, he's just a freak athlete. He's a freak. He could probably retire basketball and be a pro golfer if he wanted. Really? Probably. He's that good at sports. I mean, he's...
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There you go. There you go. That's a great fucking clip, though, isn't it? I think of that every time.
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I think that's the formula. There's that famous quote, I think it's Gustave Flaubert said, be violent in your work and ordinary in your life. Yeah. That's a good one.
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chris brown was the opposite damn i like that a lot yeah that's good be violent in your work i just re-watched magnolia fuck it's good yeah it's good oh so good he doesn't miss me but that whole character that whole character thing of uh philip baker hall is like did you fuck our daughter and he's like i don't remember what is this a tim robinson sketch i don't know i don't know if i
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I don't love what they did with the ending, but the movie's incredible. It's beautiful.
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And the energy of the movie is, like, insane. Yeah. Yes. The zooms and the... The music and, like, the cutting, all these... It's, like, clearly influenced by, like, Robert Altman. Yeah. And, like, bam, bam, bam, all these things happening at once.
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I don't think you can top that. Yeah, I don't think so either. But he's made some other great shit, too. Oh, yeah, Punch Drunk. That was good. Punch Drunk was really good. The Whoopi Blood was good.
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Oh. Yeah. But to laugh, you really have to know what's going on. That's true. Yeah, that's true. He's just not right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
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The Whoopi Blood was really good. Over the Boogie Nights.
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You're not re-watching There Will Be Blood like you're re-watching. Yeah, exactly.
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It's brutal, but it's still kind of fun. Yeah. I mean, Boogie Nights, not There Will Be Blood.
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by the way you know it's one of those things where like you could just do you know the technology they have in films you can just shoot this and no one you could just say you went to outer space and didn't go right i know i fucking know yeah yeah gravity looked great it's great and won oscars it's almost it's almost fucked up you're like costing some people work yeah oh yeah he's just going to space there's no crew out there and there's no location scouting either just in space you don't have to pay for the uh the building
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Hope so. That would sound great. Dude, I was on the phone with Delta yesterday just complaining about a flight. Yeah. And Anthony just sees me on the street because he was picking me up for a road gig. He was sitting on the street going, well, you better fucking figure it out. And I'm just holding Winnie.
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Bodega Cat, baby. Oh, dude, the new bottle's coming soon. I mean, we have it already, I think, but we had a shipping issue today. But Bodega Cat, we're doing it, man.
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You have to do the complaints. It's a whole thing. Yeah. I used to have a joke about this in an old special. We don't do complaints. It's a real thing. They don't. They have a complaint division that you can't call. So they can email and they just count on you tiring.
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I thought you were going to say there's people getting raped in Delta flights. No, just on the fucking money. Yeah. The mileage. Comfort rape.
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Some dyslexic person. It's like brain droppings type stuff.
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I still remember Hannibal Buress had that bit about how he didn't know what Orthodox Jewish people were. So he's like, why don't these Amish guys have blackberries?
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Or is it like, you know, Jews on Saturday, you have to have someone come over?
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That's a great movie. Old school. No, I read about that one. I heard it's good.
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Well, Norman turned me on to that guy, Cody Tucker. Cody Tucker.
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I got an adapter for my tub at home. So it's like, it's not expensive. It makes it an ice bath? Yeah, it freezes the water. Wow. That's a wreck. And it's clunky as fuck. Oh, wow. I'll tell you it's a wreck. I had to use it a couple of times. Oh, you haven't used it yet? No, I used it twice. And look, it woke me the hell up. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, he played him before. He just is like, he'll tell you the origin of words like that.
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First thing in the morning, you got to set it up the night before. You just hop in there. You're like, all right, this sucks, but it's also awesome.
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We got Bodega Cat whiskey. It's all over New York right now. Strip House is going to carry it. Woo! We've got a new bottle will debut very soon.
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The new one's sexy. It looks cool. Do we have a picture? Thick with two Cs. Yeah, I will be in London September 18th. Whoa. Belfast September 22nd, the 24th in Dublin, the 25th in Paris. Then I will be in Amsterdam. We had a show in Amsterdam and Paris, so please fill those up. Copenhagen. Oslo, Stockholm, and then, yeah, Cleveland is the next spot. Not until November.
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So I'm going to add something in October, but then big tour in January. So keep your eyes open, samorell.com, or just go to punchup.live slash samorell, punchup.live slash Mark Norman, and you can see all our stuff there. Mark, where are you going to be, man?
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Yeah, thanks, boys. Punch-Up follows both on punchup.live slash Mark Norman, punchup.live slash Samuel. Go see Simon's, all his movies, Blink Twice. Thanks, guys. The new one's coming out. It's awesome, crushing. It's such a good guest on the podcast.
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Ep 197: Simon Recs (Rex)
Love Bad Monkey, dude. It's been great so far. And get some Bodega Cat Whiskey at bodegacatwhiskey.com. We got a new fucking batch. We're making moves with this. If you want a piece of this shit, DM Bodega Kid on IG. I don't know what to do.
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Slow it down. They got the right idea, though. We're going to do it. I just smell your fart now.
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Sorry. And on that note, it's been a great episode. We love you guys.
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This is like a version of the All Dress. Because I said I like All Dress. Is that why you did it? You fucking. What a thoughtful man. You considerate motherfucker, Matt. All Dress is my favorite potato chip. Winnie, you can't have any.
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I'm going in three days. Where are you going? London. That's Europe. Where else am I going? Belfast, Dublin, Paris, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Oslo, and Stockholm. That's Europe. Chosen all of them, baby. That's amazing, dude. That's great. I can't wait. And Frank House. That was a hot ticket. That was tough. You got one? I literally couldn't get tickets. It's sold out. I'm like, sold out six weeks.
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What is this, fucking Taylor Swift? It's insane that I'm having to call in favors to get into the Anne Frank house. So I put in Instagram stories. I'm like, didn't know it was such a hot ticket. Any help would be appreciated. The Jewish mafia starts hitting me up. Jessica Seinfeld's like, let me know what I can do to help. Schumer DMs me. All these Jews are like, I got you.
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And someone said, wait till Tuesday. They put up new tickets, and I waited, and I got them.
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good point but uh yo europe man van gogh museum too i got tickets so i'm gonna try to do a bang bang out one day in amsterdam it's so annoying i got a few and others yeah there's not enough time and you're not a stoner so you're not gonna go do all that don't do all that because i i try i'm not a stoner either and i was like let me get weed it's amsterdam and i ruined my whole trip yeah why are we not stoners
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I think it heightens the doubts. Yeah, that's exactly right. That's why I like drinking it. Fucking shuts up those boys.
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It sounds like you're just high. That's a high. Maybe. I don't think. Because normally you just look at a person, right? I feel like it's the weed.
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My friend and I were so high once at home, and my dad knew, and he came in, and he just handed a pamphlet on cigarette smoking. It was the most passive-aggressive way to be like, he didn't know it was weed. What is this?
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Dude, we- Reuse it. I had her on the morning show segment in Baltimore, and then I'm walking into the comedy club there, and there's a line for people to get in outside, and as I'm walking around, everyone goes, Winnie!
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Winnie! That's awesome. I got to get her like a little scarf and sunglasses. Yeah.
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Dude, we haven't even mentioned this, but you're in so many new movies, but you're just in a new one with... Pacino? Oh, yeah. Vince Vaughn.
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Really good, dude. What's the new show? Bad Monkey. Oh, is it good? Have you seen it? I'm two in. Oh, really? And I'm loving it. With Vince Vaughn? Yeah. It's like Carl Hyasin books, so it's like Florida Noir. Is that Japanese? No, he's like a Florida Noir type. Oh, wow. Floir. But he's like Vince Vaughn being like a really funny guy.