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We Might Be Drunk

Ep 205: Kenan Thompson

Mon, 11 Nov 2024

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This episode is "All That" with the best part of SNL and the best part of my childhood Kenan Thompson. We talk about his career from child actor, his invitations to Diddy parties and so much more.  Support the show and check out MyBookie. Use code DRUNK to get a 100% deposit bonus at https://bit.ly/betwithDRUNK Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD WMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ WMBD Clips Page: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: YouTube Channel: @sammorril Instagram: https://instagram.com/sammorril/?hl=en Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: YouTube Channel: @marknormand Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand/?hl=en Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets We Might Be Drunk is produced by Gotham Production Studios https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/ @GothamProductionStudios Producer Matt Peters: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters/?hl=en  @marknormand   @sammorril     @GothamProductionStudios  #wemightbedrunk #marknormand #sammorril #podcast #drunkpodcast #comedy #comedian #funny #gothampodcast  

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6.363 - 21.807 Sam Morril

Yo. Hey, we're here. We're queer. You might be drunk. Sorry. A little semen. No sleep last night. Why not? I don't know. You know what I think it is? I was just laying in bed. 6 a.m. Looking at the sunrise. I watched the garbage men come by. I waved at them.

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21.847 - 23.468 Mark Normand

Because you don't have any fucking blinds.

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24.051 - 31.177 Sam Morril

Well, it's that, but I couldn't fall asleep at 2 either or 3 or 4. I have a theory because, A, I ran out of sleeping pills.

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31.197 - 33.919 Mark Normand

There's a theory that sunlight keeps you up when you're trying to sleep?

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33.939 - 36.681 Sam Morril

Well, I couldn't sleep at midnight at 1 a.m. It was dark then.

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36.701 - 37.241 Mark Normand

Yeah.

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37.341 - 41.965 Sam Morril

But my theory is I got a new house. I got a baby on the way. I've been on the road.

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41.985 - 42.805 Mark Normand

Love the house, by the way.

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42.825 - 43.126 Sam Morril

Thank you.

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43.146 - 43.406 Mark Normand

Incredible.

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43.746 - 60.007 Sam Morril

Writing jokes, traveling, podcasts. All I do is listen to podcasts and watch YouTube. So I never had a moment to think. And I think last night my brain was like, we got you. We're going to think right now. Like you're going to spiral for seven hours.

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60.347 - 72.878 Mark Normand

It's funny that you block out your thoughts with pods. You're blocking your thoughts out with other people's thoughts. Oh, completely. Yeah, but usually I would do something even more escapist, like a movie or something. Yeah. I can't do pods, unless it's certain pods.

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73.098 - 88.082 Sam Morril

Well, I go all over the road, but to me it's just you block out your bad thoughts. You're walking around the subway. You don't want to just have nothing going. I like to have a stimulation of some kind. Something's good. Yeah, I feel calmer with noise.

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88.683 - 90.788 Mark Normand

Yeah, so you're not, is the wife sleeping?

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91.578 - 92.358 Sam Morril

She's out like a light.

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92.919 - 103.463 Mark Normand

That's even more annoying. I know. Because you want to flick her ear, and you're like, oh, you're up too? You don't want to be alone. I know those moments. Yeah. I'm the last one to sleep always, too.

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103.843 - 119.87 Sam Morril

Yeah. You kind of do feel like the man of the house. You're like, I'm protecting. I'm watching. Every crack and creak, you're like, what was that? I'll go kill him. But it does suck. I mean, you wake up, and you're like, ah. But you got no sleep either?

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120.09 - 143.126 Mark Normand

No sleep. Watched a movie that I was telling you about it. This weird British movie, The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover. I'm just scrolling on Amazon and they got this movie and I'm like, oh, this looks weird. Never heard of it. Tim Roth, Michael Gambon and Helen Mirren. I look it up. It's got crazy good reviews. Wow. It was NC-17. Whoa. They threatened it with a rated X. Whoa.

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143.346 - 165.64 Mark Normand

Because it's crazy sexual. Yeah. It's weird as fuck. It looks gorgeous. Yeah. I mean, look at these colors. It's like Kubrick almost. Yeah. It's dark. It's crazy because there's like literally Helen Mirren's Bush in every other scene. And all you think about is the violence. So anyone who complains about the nudity is like a psycho. But it does open on a scene where I'm like, yeah, I'm shocked.

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165.86 - 175.954 Mark Normand

This guy's a piece of shit in it. Whoa, man. It's pretty dark. I'm in. Yeah, it's pretty weird. And it opens with they're torturing a guy.

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176.795 - 198.701 Mark Normand

dick out covering him in shit and you're like so i guess this is the bad guy who's torturing him you know whoa yeah like look at this stuff but it looks cool as hell yeah but yeah i mean i guess in america this is so classic america it's uh they they were like fuck this it's it's pornographic and then in england they were like this is a social satire they were mad because it was like making fun of

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200.062 - 211.015 Mark Normand

Oh, interesting. They thought it was mocking the government. Wow. So I guess, yeah, it's layered and weird. Look, there's parts that aren't exactly for me, but...

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211.974 - 236.126 Sam Morril

pretty pretty crazy i'm i'm in i mean it looks cool it's i can't call it a wreck because some of you might be like sam you're a sick fuck first speak no evil the the dutch version version of this yeah i hear you but uh you're becoming like epstein with movies you like have to keep upping it because you watch so many movies that you're like yeah you gotta speedball it now you can't just have weed or or coke anymore you got to do heroin and crank

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236.206 - 256.62 Mark Normand

Well, this is a 14-year-old. This is it. Some dicey stuff. Yeah. No, this is pretty wild. Her tits are underrated, by the way. Oh, she looks great. It's also weird because you see like a nude Helen Mirren and you're like, oh, that's just like a naked woman. Yes. But now it's like every part of the like, you know, Brazilian butt lift. Yeah, tattoos. Fake tits. Yeah. Six pack.

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256.68 - 266.972 Mark Normand

She just looks good naked. Pull her up. Big bush, too. Like, holy shit. That's how you can date a movie right there. Yeah. Like late 80s. That's true. Now it's like.

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267.172 - 282.179 Sam Morril

Oh, that is a woman. I like a woman. Give me a curvy whore any day. Whoa, man, that's full gash. She's got. That's a hatchet wound right there. She hung gash in a lot of movies. I mean, she's. And she aged well, too.

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282.379 - 282.639 Mark Normand

Yeah.

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282.719 - 284.58 Sam Morril

She almost got better looking in age.

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285.046 - 285.486 Mark Normand

Yeah.

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286.327 - 286.647 Sam Morril

Wow.

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287.007 - 293.152 Mark Normand

I love that we're praising her being a natural beauty. She must have done some shit, but- Probably, but- But she looks great. Great. It looks more natural.

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293.272 - 296.694 Sam Morril

Whoa, is that- She's blowing a guy in Caligula? I gotta watch that.

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296.714 - 297.435 Mark Normand

Damn, same.

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297.895 - 313.647 Sam Morril

Jeez Louise. Patreon. Bring back the Patreon. Just watch the nude shit. Look at her in the lake. My word. Yeah. Great bud, curvy. This is what men want. At the baby shower, thanks for coming. That was fun. Thank you.

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313.827 - 321.653 Mark Normand

Thank God I got a comedy corner. Oh, you got to do it. There's a lot of family corners, and I was like, I got List, I got Broussard, I got... Yeah, that's why... Who else was in my corner?

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322.033 - 323.294 Sam Morril

Ruby, Sarah Tolomache.

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323.314 - 324.395 Mark Normand

Ruby, thank God, yeah.

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324.855 - 328.96 Sam Morril

That's why I chase those kids around. That's my out. I'm like, I don't want to talk to my- I saw you doing that.

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328.98 - 330.022 Mark Normand

I was like, what the hell are you doing?

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330.122 - 335.068 Sam Morril

I don't want to talk to my uncle. I'd rather, at least this is easy. There's no mental work.

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335.208 - 340.054 Mark Normand

You were playing soccer and tackling kids. I was like, what the fuck is Mark doing? And I was like, I put it together.

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340.074 - 340.735 Sam Morril

Yeah, avoid it.

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340.815 - 342.277 Mark Normand

I realized you didn't want to talk to people.

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342.297 - 343.639 Sam Morril

Yes, that's exactly right.

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344.019 - 345.48 Mark Normand

But part of me was like, he's going to be a good dad.

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345.64 - 368.591 Sam Morril

Yeah, well, I like to roughhouse and all that. But wait, what was my point? I had a point. Oh, so I heard a bunch of girls at the party. There was a bunch of female maize people all hanging out. And they were talking about blowjobs. And I got an ear in. And one girl was like, you got to do the swirl. The swirl is big. And then the other girl was like, what you got to do is tease around the ball.

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368.651 - 387.928 Sam Morril

And I'm like... You cunts don't know shit. You're talking about what women want. Women want the tease, the going slow, then speed up. We just want the action. We want the meat. I feel like women think all this movement is cool, like up and down the shaft with the corn on the cob. Just blow me.

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388.228 - 388.628 Mark Normand

Yeah.

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388.928 - 392.751 Sam Morril

I mean, I hate to say it. I know it's not romantic, but it's like- Tongue in the ass ain't too shabby either.

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392.791 - 397.715 Mark Normand

No, no, but that's- But then they come up with a kiss afterwards. You're like, damn it, I deserve this. Yeah.

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398.395 - 409.237 Sam Morril

I got what I wanted, and this is what I wanted. Oh, yeah, the old Brooklyn smile or whatever they call it. The Pepe Le Pubes. Pepe Le Pubes. Pepe Le Pubes. That's not bad, right?

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409.277 - 428.743 Mark Normand

Yeah. Yeah, no, it is funny to overhear them because you're like, yeah, you know just as little as we do. Yeah, yeah, it's like- The swirl. Yeah, okay. The fuck's a swirl? I mean, maybe, I'm sure it feels good, but it's not like- I guess. Guess what? Although, have you ever gotten a really bad blowjob? Yes. It's shocking. It's like you fucking – you got your mouth on my dick and this is bad?

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428.763 - 431.885 Mark Normand

Oh, good point. How are you fucking bad at this?

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431.925 - 441.611 Sam Morril

That's true. And then sometimes I'll chomp on it a little to be playful. I'm like, no, don't play. This is work. This is a blow job. You're at work. You got to put the – It's the braces. But no, it's –

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445.433 - 449.155 Mark Normand

I know what you mean, dude. Like, the bad blowjob is, it is a shocker.

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449.455 - 454.137 Sam Morril

Yeah, yeah. Well, all this extra stuff, it's like, you know, girls are like, you put an ice cube in the mouth.

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454.157 - 458.279 Mark Normand

You're like, no, come on. That's what the dick responds to, freezing cold temperatures.

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458.339 - 460.359 Sam Morril

Yes, exactly. And it ain't broke.

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460.7 - 461.24 Mark Normand

Yeah.

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461.28 - 472.483 Sam Morril

Don't try to fix it with an ice cube or a tongue ring or whatever. Just stick to the fundamentals like a white basketball player in the 50s. No 360 dunk. Don't try to alley-oop or anything.

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472.503 - 476.327 Mark Normand

I was with you until you said white basketball in the 50s. That wasn't exactly peak basketball.

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476.888 - 480.932 Sam Morril

Well, I'm just talking. That's all it takes? Yeah. Well, yeah. I'm just saying, give us the lob.

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481.152 - 481.833 Mark Normand

The underhand.

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482.033 - 486.097 Sam Morril

The underhand. Yeah. Yeah. Put it in the hole.

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486.857 - 506.996 Mark Normand

Dude, I love, yeah, I love when you get a bad one, you're like, how is this fucking possible? I know, it's crazy. But it's happened. It's happened. But then sometimes you get someone who's so good that you're just like, where the fuck have you been studying? I know. Where did you pick up this level? Sometimes you want to assume it's just a gift. Yes. But you're like, 247. Yeah.

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509.515 - 511.296 Mark Normand

He's done it that many times. Something crazy.

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511.416 - 528.922 Sam Morril

Yeah, college. College was old. She went to three different colleges, met a few NFL teams. Who knows? Hey, burps are in sync. In sync. Good band. Speaking of, how about that One Direction guy? That guy really went One Direction.

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529.022 - 532.944 Mark Normand

We're bad. Well, we're really in sync this episode.

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532.964 - 538.566 Sam Morril

He's in that movie Gravity. Hey! How's it going, man? Let's shake it. My good girl.

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543.297 - 562.246 Mark Normand

peripheral yes sit down we got you right here yeah this is winnie blind yes one eye i think she's pretty blind oh yeah you want coffee alcohol we get whatever you want let us know

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563.652 - 565.593 Sam Morril

I think it's from South Central, right?

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565.793 - 571.796 Mark Normand

It was like a street dog. He's a street dog from probably not a good part of L.A. Classic South Central.

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572.376 - 574.077 Kenan Thompson

Yeah. It blinds everybody.

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574.357 - 578.479 Sam Morril

Oh, it's those dog fights, you know? They get you. That shit's real. Hey, man.

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578.739 - 580.26 Kenan Thompson

Hey, look at this. You must be a champ.

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580.62 - 583.201 Sam Morril

It's like seeing your teacher at the mall. You in the daylight.

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583.581 - 589.564 Mark Normand

I know, right? Is this crazy? Like, do you have the week off and then you're back on next week? Seeing my teacher at the mall. Yeah.

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589.904 - 593.507 Sam Morril

Well, I tried to get a hold of Michael Chain. He doesn't wake up till five. Yeah. Son of a bitch.

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593.527 - 593.828 Mark Normand

Oh, yeah.

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593.888 - 597.571 Kenan Thompson

No, I got kids, so I'm always... Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, what were you saying?

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597.591 - 600.334 Mark Normand

So you're off this week, but you're back on next week, or what? Yes.

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600.754 - 604.557 Kenan Thompson

Yeah. We just did a four-in-a-row run, and those are always kind of heavy.

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605.038 - 605.298 Matt Peters

Yeah.

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605.358 - 606.9 Kenan Thompson

That fourth show is really taxing.

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607.64 - 608.121 Matt Peters

Oh, yeah.

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608.261 - 629.447 Kenan Thompson

It was a good run, man. I mean... I'm complaining about four shows when the fourth show was Michael fucking Keaton. You know what I mean? It was the best. So, you know, it's all good. A little bit of tiredness never hurt nobody. You see him and you're like, this dude's got comedy chops too. Yeah, man. He started as a stand-up. That dude was incredible. Michael Douglas, I should say.

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630.147 - 636.629 Sam Morril

Yeah. He's in Beetlejuice for 12 minutes. That's how good he is. He steals it if you really count the run time.

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636.769 - 641.191 Kenan Thompson

I love that. It's like when you count up the actual amount of football that's played. Right.

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641.671 - 642.411 Sam Morril

I think that's 19.

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642.531 - 644.192 Kenan Thompson

It's like 45 seconds.

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644.452 - 644.772 Sam Morril

Yeah.

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644.912 - 645.172 Kenan Thompson

Yeah.

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645.532 - 646.913 Sam Morril

Now he's a beast and he's still got it.

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646.933 - 653.275 Kenan Thompson

100 and still wants to give it like that's one of my favorites. Easter candy when he's just doing like quirky ass characters.

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653.675 - 658.121 Mark Normand

He did Night Shift back in the day. He did all the ladies' comedies, too.

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658.281 - 668.415 Kenan Thompson

He's so damn good. He's the actor's actor. He really wants to find it, support it, service it. He's just a good dude.

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668.777 - 682.105 Sam Morril

And him, he's my mom's, like, number one. Really? I got to put a towel down. Batman comes on. Oh, my God. Mike Keat. Oh, she has an interesting tale. Him, Jeff Goldblum. Goldblum is, like, kind of a sex symbol, though.

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682.525 - 689.669 Kenan Thompson

Yeah, Goldblum's, like, 6'9". That does it for everybody. Is it? Exactly. Super tall. And he plays the piano, jazz piano.

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690.089 - 692.952 Sam Morril

Oh, yeah. The Semitic good looks. Come on. What is that?

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692.992 - 696.055 Kenan Thompson

What is that? Grecian? What are those genes?

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696.415 - 697.276 Sam Morril

He's got to be Israeli.

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697.296 - 698.857 Kenan Thompson

Like Croatian? Is that Israeli?

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699.017 - 699.698 Sam Morril

I assume.

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700.459 - 705.783 Kenan Thompson

Is he? No way. It's got to be Israeli. That makes so much sense. A Jew in show business? Jeff Goldblum. Yeah.

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706.304 - 712.289 Sam Morril

I'm pretty sure it's Israeli. Look at that mug. I mean, that's what Gaza's after. That face right there. That's propaganda.

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713.32 - 739.564 Kenan Thompson

what uh who's been oh dude california split that's right he's like he pops up in like every 70s movie oh yeah who's been like a surprise great host because bargasi crushed both times i thought he's just he nails what he does yeah he really does and he's such a nice guy too so that cooking one you did with him was so good oh yeah oh yeah that shit is like i don't know man between that and george washington is like everybody's favorite

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739.865 - 742.416 Kenan Thompson

Yes. But my personal favorite was the water slide shit.

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742.436 - 744.284 Guest

Oh, yeah, yeah. Incredible.

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744.895 - 753.597 Kenan Thompson

But, yeah, when he won the Soul Food shit, like, yeah, he does fish out of water very well. Yes. Apologetic. Like, it shouldn't be me. You know what I mean?

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753.637 - 754.138 Guest

Right.

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754.658 - 769.322 Kenan Thompson

I'll tell you. I think my favorite was them giving him the, like, Howard University jacket. Yeah. It's like, please take that off. Pull it up. That made me laugh a lot. But, yeah, those fucking George Washington sketches are just incredible. Shout out to Mikey and Streeter.

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769.342 - 770.442 Matt Peters

Yeah.

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770.522 - 784.094 Kenan Thompson

They're just such a solid, like, writing team. Yeah. Shout out to Mikey Day, man. He's such the people's champ as far as cast members that write. Oh, really? That service other cast members. Yeah, he writes for the ensemble very well.

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784.515 - 787.718 Sam Morril

I didn't know he wrote Streeter. I remember him doing the stand-up days. Killer writer.

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787.978 - 798.163 Mark Normand

Yeah, he's a solid... I did Mikey Day's Is It Cake show, and I was like, I don't think they aired any jokes. It was a family show. He was awesome, though.

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798.203 - 821.03 Kenan Thompson

Yeah, Mikey's one of the sweetest dudes in the world, man. Been on the track for a long time, like, wilding out season one. What? But also, like... I didn't know. Brownlings and shit like that. So he's just had a long run at it and is now getting shy. Nick Cannon low-key behind like a lot of. A lot of that shit, man. Nick Cannon the guru, you know. Pete Davidson. Shout out to him. Oh, yeah.

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821.05 - 825.551 Kenan Thompson

Wasn't Pete? Yeah, man. Pete. Fucking Taron. Oh, really?

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825.611 - 828.872 Mark Normand

What? He went from Nick Cannon to Hamilton? Yeah. Holy.

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828.932 - 830.733 Kenan Thompson

Not the traditional route.

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830.753 - 842.224 Mark Normand

That's what you call arcing. Oh, yeah. That's cool. You've been on it for so long. Who was considered the worst host? Wasn't Paris Hilton trash for it?

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843.005 - 849.874 Kenan Thompson

She had a tough time. She had a tough week. I don't think she does comedy or maybe she wasn't like...

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850.635 - 873.34 Kenan Thompson

getting a lot of the jokes or like why people thought it was funny like maybe it was to her like more taking shots as opposed to like no everybody just you know gets jabbed at a little bit type thing you know i mean yeah so but she's still a friend of the show like she came to the 40th and shit and was like partying with jay-z and beyonce behind us kind of whatever at their table

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874.113 - 875.014 Kenan Thompson

That was kind of crazy.

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875.154 - 875.514 Matt Peters

Yeah.

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875.775 - 892.409 Kenan Thompson

Those nights are crazy. Like Prince is on stage with Dan Aykroyd. Wow. You know what I mean? And then behind me is like Jay-Z, Beyonce, and like Paris Hilton like chatting. Damn. Are you used to it at this point? It's wild. I don't think you ever get used to it because Goldblum was in the building that night too. Damn. You know what I mean?

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892.449 - 900.556 Kenan Thompson

It was just like that kind of shit is like, yo, I'm not second generational enough to ever get used to a lot of –

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901.657 - 921.683 Kenan Thompson

somewhat heroes of yours sure and all being in the same vicinity like that like it's nothing yeah that's nice to hear because i feel like a lot of people get jaded over the years you're there what 21 years now yeah this is 22 22 crazy i love it i love famous or talented people especially a talented famous person like that shit is

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922.623 - 941.057 Kenan Thompson

incredible to bump up against and I'm one of the worst I will tell them like yo I gotta tell you like we let the same thing that some people do to me like I love you so much like you don't even know blah blah blah and hold them up from where they're trying to go so I can get the rest of my sentence out and all that shit

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941.317 - 963.388 Mark Normand

Yeah. Damn, that's awesome. I met you when I was handing out flyers once on the street in Times Square. No way. It must have been like 18 years ago or something. And you were one of the only people to stop and be nice to me. See there? Thank you, man. And I was like, that's a good... I think I was like, comedy show tonight. And I was like, you should come by. And you were like... Maybe I will.

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963.468 - 966.069 Mark Normand

You didn't come, but just you stopping and giving me that.

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966.33 - 988.884 Kenan Thompson

I remember those, though. Because you don't walk through Times Square that much unless you really are from out of town. You know what I mean? But I remember walking past that comedy club like twice. And there was always some poor soul that has got to drum up business. in that insanely busy environment. It's like, oh, by the way, you know what I mean? You got all these distractions.

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988.904 - 992.469 Mark Normand

But that's actually better than when you'd have to do it in a non-busy section.

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992.489 - 993.25 Kenan Thompson

Well, that's true.

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993.31 - 998.476 Mark Normand

You just want the distraction of a lot of people as opposed to just another block of person to block away.

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998.617 - 999.998 Sam Morril

I'm going to get this guy.

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1000.079 - 1001.06 Kenan Thompson

I see him coming.

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1001.38 - 1013.552 Sam Morril

Yeah, I did it for years, and you get why people start lying, because you get so desperate. You're like, David Letterman's coming, Greg Giraldo, Patrice O'Neal. You start saying Richard Pryor's going to be there. Tina Fey. They're like, she doesn't do stand-alone. I'm trying anything here.

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1013.612 - 1017.876 Kenan Thompson

And foot traffic-wise, it would always get a good audience for the show.

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1018.857 - 1037.656 Mark Normand

like just net fishing good enough yeah it was like you got the job done like i didn't realize until i saw you i was like oh shit that's a comedian i knew you're a comedian i want to try to bark a comedian in right but i by the time i said i was like ah shit might as well stay committed to it like keenan's cut off Oh, shit.

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1037.776 - 1041.278 Mark Normand

I saw Alec Baldwin's back on the show now, which is, like, that's kind of cool.

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1041.318 - 1053.007 Kenan Thompson

He came back. That was a cool revisit. You know, he's always been close to the show. Like, I think he's hosted it the most, probably. Especially, like, he was a damn near cast member for four years, you know?

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1053.267 - 1053.588 Matt Peters

Yeah.

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1054.108 - 1071.362 Kenan Thompson

He's a real one and just caught a bad hand. That whole shit situation was crazy. So to see him return and, like, that just is the power of the show. Like, the power of the show, like... reflect in society like that always offers an opportunity for someone to play someone.

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1071.482 - 1071.963 Sam Morril

Yes.

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1072.043 - 1072.864 Kenan Thompson

You know what I mean?

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1072.884 - 1075.406 Sam Morril

Totally. Jim Gaffigan slides in as well.

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1075.426 - 1085.835 Kenan Thompson

Yeah, Gaffigan sliding in. Dana Carvey's just back. Yeah. I'm murdering on a regular. Yeah. And hopping in and out of other sketches too. Like, just...

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1086.696 - 1106.088 Kenan Thompson

tossed a jennifer coolidge in there that he didn't even have you know what i mean so he just learned it at the last minute this guy is like well he's been doing it for forever use him it's like having bo jackson that's what i'm saying you know like using my and andy and that castrato shit last week too was just like it's all so much fun it's the best

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1107.085 - 1108.146 Sam Morril

I love it. I love to hear it.

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1108.627 - 1123.282 Mark Normand

It really is. Do you still get tense? Because I heard Bill Hader once in an interview be like, I had to leave because it just made me insane. But the pressure every week is because, you know, Mark and I will hone a bit for like a year and a half. Yeah, 100 percent.

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1123.442 - 1155.773 Kenan Thompson

But you guys, it's every week. It is. I feel like that. pressure cooker thing is like way heavier on the writers because writing and like doing comedy number one is the hardest thing ever but like formulating comedy has got to be one of the most insanely like torturous procedures ever And I thank God that I was an actor first. You know what I'm saying? I don't want that writer burden.

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1155.913 - 1177.729 Kenan Thompson

I try to do as much as I can. But I'm never going to fake the funk and be like, no, I'm going to write by myself every week. And I'm just going to get really good at writing. Like, I don't have interest in torturing myself like that. But I respect them. That's why I try not to, like, tank sketches or, you know, giggle through things or you try to hold back the breaking of the fourth.

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1177.749 - 1179.19 Sam Morril

Yes, people abuse the breaking.

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1179.49 - 1190.397 Kenan Thompson

You know, I try to laugh when I'm off camera or something. You know, just whatever I can do to kind of, like, ease the pain of the tension of being a writer at that place because it's got to be insanely, like, pressure-ish. Yeah.

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1190.877 - 1202.716 Sam Morril

Oh, yeah. And I think it's bittersweet now, because the world is so nutty. We've got the politics, we've got the wars, we've got all the shooting, whatever it is. And so everybody goes, you've got a ton of material. And you're like, it's actually kind of harder, almost. Yeah.

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1202.981 - 1210.17 Kenan Thompson

It really is. And, like, shout out to Emil because he finally, you know, got his update. He's been working on that for a couple weeks. But, you know, he finally got to do it.

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1210.47 - 1210.771 Matt Peters

Yeah.

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1211.151 - 1221.984 Kenan Thompson

And what a crazy talk. I think he's the first – I mean, I don't know if he's the first one to, like, talk about, like, the Middle East issues. Oh, right. But, like –

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1222.87 - 1252.283 Kenan Thompson

rami kind of yeah but like cast member wise i remember aristotle was somewhat doing that but he was doing more like characters like robots and shit like that he wasn't like talking about being like from lebanon you know yeah it's like a first for me to listen to so it's it's such a tough confusing we don't know what to do on either side if you're not from there kind of thing so to make a bit out of it that'll work on update which is like all jokes that shit had to be tough

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1252.714 - 1276.699 Mark Normand

yeah that's all you can do anytime comedians start to like really try to dissect the middle east it's like dude go make it a dick joke do the joke yeah that's find it and and do that but i saw people even like i saw the bit and it was funny and i saw people commenting even on like like yeah homosexuality and it's like no he's not trying to really break down the middle east it's still a bit it's still a joke right

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1277.399 - 1305.728 Kenan Thompson

logic is so even if you're going for the joke you're getting that is my point i guess i mean there is no pleasing of everybody either you know what i'm saying so like yeah i mean i i try to tell them like just try to relax and do what you think is funny kind of thing but it's it's really hard you know i mean because they're really trying to feel well they're trying to check a bunch of boxes for people which is which is tough because there's always going to be somebody that was just like not funny right or like go home this shit is lame blah blah blah

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1305.968 - 1321.798 Kenan Thompson

Yep. When everybody else, like 99% of people are just like, yeah, good effort. You know what I mean? It was pretty funny, blah, blah, blah. Or I loved it. Yeah. You know, just above the line kind of stuff. But there's always some pice of shit. Yep. They're out there. You know what I mean? It just wants to take shots, I guess.

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1326.598 - 1326.578 Mark Normand

100%.

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1327.519 - 1329.801 Sam Morril

Because they kind of get ahead of it.

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1330.122 - 1348.477 Kenan Thompson

Yeah. Them exchanging jokes is probably one of the greatest bits that Data's ever had. That's the best. You know what I mean? It just really is one of those like... all right, let's break down these tension walls. Yes. About being so sensitive these days or whatever, even if it's only for 15 minutes at Christmas.

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1348.937 - 1358.443 Sam Morril

Yeah. Getting Joe to say some fucked up black stereotype and he's just like gritting his teeth, but he's got to get it out and Che's just loving it. It's perfect comedy.

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1358.503 - 1366.969 Kenan Thompson

And vice versa. Like when Che has to say something hyper racist too, it's just as great. Yeah. You know, it's just as great.

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1367.429 - 1376.875 Sam Morril

Good times. Yeah. I love that you still love it. I mean, those anniversaries to me, it's like a big love fest. I remember the 40 had Eddie Murphy.

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1377.095 - 1377.295 Kenan Thompson

Yeah.

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1377.816 - 1385.06 Sam Morril

And Larry David had the line of the night. Yeah. Where he walked out and he goes, I don't want to do this. I don't want to be here. There he is.

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1385.08 - 1385.721 Mark Normand

Fantastic.

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1385.961 - 1386.921 Sam Morril

From the crowd, even.

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1387.142 - 1391.784 Mark Normand

And look at that crowd. But it's funny. Larry's another funny one, because obviously we all know how...

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1392.745 - 1411.043 Mark Normand

much of a genius he is but like sam wasn't douglas but yeah but snl wasn't like his breaking ground somebody's right it's a lot yeah but like same with sandler even sandler made the joke when he came back like you know norm's got one of the all-time great monologues i think look at little john higgins Oh, jeez.

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1411.063 - 1412.764 Kenan Thompson

Just fucking manifesting. Whoa.

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1412.784 - 1415.385 Mark Normand

That's crazy. Holy shit. That's wild.

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1415.425 - 1422.79 Kenan Thompson

You want that cheek. You want that cheek. Meadows, Vanessa, that's wild. Oh, what's her face? When did Vanessa have time to sit in the audience?

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1423.01 - 1425.712 Sam Morril

That's so funny. Oh, yeah, that's Meadows.

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1426.533 - 1426.853 Kenan Thompson

Yeah.

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1427.013 - 1431.516 Sam Morril

What's her name again? Catherine Zeta-Jones, the old entrapment ass.

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1431.596 - 1432.857 Kenan Thompson

You know, entrapment ass.

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1433.077 - 1433.517 Sam Morril

Pull that.

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1433.778 - 1435.299 Kenan Thompson

Get that ass out of there lazy.

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1435.619 - 1438.561 Sam Morril

Yeah, see, every man in history knows that ass.

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1438.781 - 1439.562 Kenan Thompson

Entrapment ass.

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1440.782 - 1464.827 Kenan Thompson

that's all we had for it there wasn't a lot of ass play in the 90s i feel like it was very like it was taboo yes it was titillating look at that titillating oh my god get that under that laser yeah the main selling point of the trailer i think yeah i think so it got me we gotta go see this one moment when she's sneaking under the i don't even remember what the rest of the movie is about no one does

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1467.012 - 1473.877 Mark Normand

Sean Connery being... This was a weird part of Connery's career when he did, like, Finding Forrester.

0
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1474.477 - 1477.039 Sam Morril

It's not even a great ass, to be honest.

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1477.319 - 1489.046 Kenan Thompson

Yeah, no, it gets flat immediately. Exactly, exactly. It's the arch at first. She's doing it blindfolded, yeah. Yeah. It's the arch at the back. It's the arch. And then pancake it.

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1490.447 - 1497.132 Sam Morril

Ah, it ends terribly. Pancake it. That's like Godfather 3. It started out great, and then it's over.

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1498.493 - 1502.836 Kenan Thompson

Beginning and end pretty solid. Middle is just a whole lot of tangle.

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1502.856 - 1511.183 Sam Morril

A whole lot of tangle. That's true. But yeah, yeah. Also, I think HPV oral.

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1511.503 - 1521.151 Mark Normand

Yeah, Michael Douglas. Oh, throat cancer. Man. Wow. Doing it the right way. That's top shelf. Getting that cancer the right way. He got the good stuff.

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1521.231 - 1522.512 Kenan Thompson

You know? Come on. I love it.

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1523.132 - 1524.713 Sam Morril

Oh, yeah. If you got to get it.

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1525.254 - 1527.035 Kenan Thompson

Man. So many groups of people.

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1527.436 - 1528.937 Sam Morril

How many times have you almost left?

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1529.978 - 1530.638 Kenan Thompson

Left the show?

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1530.718 - 1533.401 Sam Morril

Yeah. Was there ever like, ah, fuck it, I'm out, and then you come back?

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1533.421 - 1551.415 Kenan Thompson

Only once in the beginning where I didn't really understand my place there. Oh, yeah. Because I was coming from a working environment where I was a utilizable kind of tool, and then I went into a place where I was really low on the experience totem pole. Yeah.

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1552.797 - 1571.544 Kenan Thompson

doing the show is one thing but like it's a show where people create the show you know what I mean like it's in their hands every single week like they're you know this core group of people has nothing there's no show you know what I'm saying it's not like they're just gonna like Hit the crew up and be like, y'all got any ideas this week? You know what I mean?

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1571.564 - 1587.307 Kenan Thompson

Like that core group of people that they have on staff as writers and cast members build the show. And I didn't have that kind of experience. And I kept winding up. Donut it is what I like to call where you just have zero in the show kind of thing.

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1587.507 - 1588.027 Mark Normand

Oh, no.

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1588.387 - 1590.948 Kenan Thompson

And one day I just like got really upset.

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1591.528 - 1595.732 Mark Normand

Did anyone help you out? Were any of the vets there? Like, dude, just, like, be patient?

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1596.332 - 1610.805 Kenan Thompson

They all did. I mean, like, not necessarily the, like, sit you down patience convo, but, like, when it was, like, work time, if people had an idea, they would come to you and be like, you know, let's work on this or let's work on that or let's write something next week or something like that. And then, like...

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1612.686 - 1623.389 Kenan Thompson

Higgins was was great and Shoemaker was great at like kind of overseeing and pairing people like They paired me and Colin together and we shared an office for like eight years Wow, that was like very helpful.

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1623.789 - 1629.271 Sam Morril

So you're like the guy in high school who just keeps staying in He's meeting a super senior.

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1629.431 - 1634.132 Kenan Thompson

Yeah 21 years I mean that is yeah, it's crazy because I feel like I

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1643.516 - 1643.496 Mark Normand

100%.

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1644.637 - 1652.724 Mark Normand

Like, they're not really appreciated. Like, it is crazy to look back and you're like, oh man, it was like Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig. Crazy.

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1653.084 - 1671.078 Kenan Thompson

It's kind of crazy. A lot of people are... It's weird how comedy is usually before its time. Like, when it's really good, it's usually before its time. Like, it echoes for a while. Like, shit, that shit was solid. You know what I mean? Like, how long have we looked back on, like, Richard Pryor shit? Yeah. You know what I mean? For forever kind of shit. So...

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1671.978 - 1691.445 Kenan Thompson

Yeah, it's weird how, like The Simpsons is always like way ahead of itself. That's true. You know, like when they're really sharp, they're like constantly predicting the future or whatever. Or it seems like shaping senses of humor for later on as opposed to like in the moment. Like the in the moment people have the sense of humor of the previous people. You know what I mean? Yes.

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1691.625 - 1696.206 Sam Morril

Yeah, you're like... Like learning the nuance or whatever. Like Michael J. Fox. You know, your kids are going to love it.

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1696.326 - 1697.867 Kenan Thompson

Yeah. You know, back to the future. Yeah.

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1697.967 - 1703.149 Sam Morril

Sometimes you're ever on stage or you're bombing and you're like, this will... You'll catch up to this in two years.

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1703.169 - 1706.591 Kenan Thompson

It will be when you understand how I got to watch this.

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1706.711 - 1707.692 Sam Morril

Yes, exactly.

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1707.712 - 1708.772 Kenan Thompson

You have to catch up to that.

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1709.052 - 1712.494 Sam Morril

But you feel like an idiot because you're like, I'm bombing, but you guys are wrong.

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1713.135 - 1729.504 Kenan Thompson

It's one of my favorite things in the world. When we have a joke that we just know is going to work and it gets nothing. It's like, yo, what the fuck just happened? It makes me laugh every time. It'll kill a rehearsal and then... Yeah, it kills somewhere. That's how it wound up there. And then it's just like,

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1732.836 - 1741.158 Sam Morril

Norm is the king of that. I mean, how many Norm bombs and groans does he get? And millions of people will go back to YouTube and watch that shit later, like, that was amazing. But it's bombing in the room.

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1741.378 - 1762.086 Kenan Thompson

In the room, it's crazy. And, yeah, it's a special place because you can watch archival stuff like that, like Eddie Murphy's first weekend update appearance. Whoa. You know what I mean? And I think it was... Was it Gumby? Yeah. I think it was only dress rehearsal because it didn't go well because they didn't know him. You know what I mean? Right. They were just kind of giving it up.

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1762.206 - 1772.431 Kenan Thompson

But he was telling like jokes that would work for anyone. You know what I mean? Like real jokes. But the fact that they were just getting to know him, he was getting smattered applause, which is so crazy. Wow.

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1773.371 - 1794.697 Sam Morril

Maybe the best cast member like pound for pound. I mean, the guy can do stand up acting. He's funny as hell. The sketches are great. The Gumby, the Mr. Robinson's neighborhood. I mean, it's like still funny to this day. You know, obviously, 48 hours. Then you can do Nutty Professor. You can do Dr. Doolittle. I mean, it's freaking Dreamgirls.

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1795.097 - 1812.414 Kenan Thompson

He's doing a lot of different stuff. Yeah, man. Versatile. Yes. Yeah. And just was in it immediately. Aged, what, 7, 19, doing stand-up before, whatever. You know what I mean? Whatever the story is. Just crazy. Always is murdered and still has the talent.

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1812.434 - 1815.618 Mark Normand

Was that the most highly anticipated one when he came back and hosted, do you think?

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1816.758 - 1831.868 Kenan Thompson

He was the longest prodigal son, yeah. Like, we had, it was him and Sandler. Yeah. So, like, Sandler came in April. Wow. And then we were off for the summer, and during the summer, they announced Murphy was doing Christmas. I was like, this motherfucking Lorne Michaels is a gangster.

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1832.628 - 1841.474 Kenan Thompson

He does not take a moment off. Like, yeah, it's summertime, but I'm also gonna, like, lock in both these goats in the same year after it's been 30 for both.

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1842.015 - 1842.475 Matt Peters

Hell yeah.

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1842.595 - 1865.34 Kenan Thompson

Insane. Who do you want that's never hosted? Yeah. Cosby. Who do I want that hasn't? There's a few people like Denzel would be interesting. You know, like Brad Pitt did the cold open during COVID. But, you know, it was a pre-tape thing at his house, so we didn't get to work with him necessarily.

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1865.64 - 1866.881 Sam Morril

Yeah, he's a big comedy fan, too.

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1866.901 - 1870.584 Kenan Thompson

Yeah, and you know, I think he would be interesting. Tom Cruise.

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1871.064 - 1871.464 Mark Normand

Oh, yeah.

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1871.605 - 1875.768 Kenan Thompson

How is Tom Cruise not funny? You know, superstar weirdos. I don't think he's funny. That would be cool.

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1876.248 - 1879.43 Mark Normand

He's funny in Tropic Thunder. Oh, that's true. He killed that role.

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1879.45 - 1888.397 Kenan Thompson

Lawrence Fishburne. Oh, yeah. Those legends. Wesley Snipes. Has Nicholson ever hosted or no? No. Yeah, I mean, not since I've been there.

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1888.557 - 1889.258 Mark Normand

Interesting.

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1889.638 - 1890.779 Sam Morril

Got to get the blow for that one.

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1891.439 - 1899.686 Mark Normand

Is it a thing of that era, maybe, if you're too A-list and considered almost too cool? It's almost too vulnerable? He comes from that era, yeah.

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1899.706 - 1904.39 Kenan Thompson

We don't do television. I'm a movie star. Right. Oh, there he is. But he came to the 40th.

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1904.891 - 1905.851 Sam Morril

Oh, okay. Damn.

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1906.412 - 1907.633 Kenan Thompson

So I don't know if he's ever hosted.

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1909.411 - 1914.455 Sam Morril

Apparently a huge dong. Nicholson? Yeah. Fucked a bunch of porn stars back in the day.

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1914.615 - 1915.136 Kenan Thompson

Is that right?

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1915.436 - 1917.178 Sam Morril

They all went on Howard Stern and talked about it.

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1917.398 - 1919.54 Kenan Thompson

Is that why he's so happy? I guess so.

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1919.6 - 1922.462 Sam Morril

That and the blow. He's just always smiling. Oh, yeah.

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1923.563 - 1927.106 Mark Normand

He is the man. That's so funny. Your search history is going to be great.

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1929.208 - 1933.972 Sam Morril

There it is. Well and down. Well and down. I mean, the old Howard Stern show was wild.

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1935.33 - 1936.652 Mark Normand

According to Angelica Houston.

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1936.892 - 1938.534 Sam Morril

And she's a tall lady.

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1938.634 - 1942.739 Mark Normand

And I don't think it ended on good terms with them, so she meant this. It never does.

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1942.979 - 1950.288 Kenan Thompson

Yeah. No. That's the burden of the big D. When it's time to move on, they have a hard time letting go.

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1950.729 - 1951.97 Sam Morril

You can't contain Jack.

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1953.277 - 1967.062 Mark Normand

Yeah, but that does get rough when you're, like, late 80s and you're not with someone. If you're Nicholson, settle down, like, late 60s, early 70s. Does he have kids? He's got kids. Oh, he does. But I don't think he's with anyone. Yeah. Yeah, his kid's in a new movie. He looks just like him.

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1967.322 - 1968.883 Kenan Thompson

Yeah, that was, like, frowned upon.

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1969.363 - 1969.683 Sam Morril

Right.

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1969.763 - 1970.023 Kenan Thompson

Yeah.

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1971.324 - 1973.124 Sam Morril

Oh, shit. That's crazy, right? That is crazy.

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1973.324 - 1977.206 Kenan Thompson

Oh, that's his sudden smile, too. Got it. Damn. I guess he's got a big dick, too. He looks happy.

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1977.366 - 1978.266 Sam Morril

He's a very happy guy.

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1978.286 - 1980.747 Kenan Thompson

He looks like a very happy guy. Damn.

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1981.696 - 1989.643 Sam Morril

I had no idea. Well, I don't think these guys, you know, like Leo, they want to just run the clock out. They're all the way out. They're having a good time.

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1989.823 - 1994.787 Mark Normand

Yeah, what the hell am I doing trying to tell Nicholson how to live his life? I should shut the fuck up.

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1994.807 - 1998.47 Sam Morril

Let's swing that old dong around Hollywood for two more years.

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1998.63 - 1999.831 Mark Normand

Somebody's pattering that thing.

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2002.296 - 2024.922 Mark Normand

true he's got money in the bank you know anytime there's a new batman thing i think he gets he does he made the best deal in the business crazy what is he you got a merch deal when he was joker it was like what i don't know what the exact deal was but it was like yeah i think merch action figures all that shit incredible yeah the vhs sales 10 10 million up front mm-hmm

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2026.058 - 2028.58 Sam Morril

Four million price cut.

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2028.74 - 2029.6 Guest

And sequels.

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2029.86 - 2033.362 Sam Morril

Earnings from future sequels. Ten Batmans since then.

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2033.763 - 2035.444 Kenan Thompson

Future sequels. That's wild.

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2035.624 - 2038.705 Sam Morril

Genius. If only I'd done that with Fast and Furious.

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2038.725 - 2054.615 Kenan Thompson

Well, that's insane because no one thought to do that. And it wasn't the first time they'd done Batman. It's like, no, this is already a thing. Like, we should all be thinking like this. He was the only one that was just like, well, probably the only one that could. Yeah, he had the pull. That shit's wild.

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2054.946 - 2058.247 Sam Morril

Well, back then, they weren't like, now we have Fast and Furious 9, Batman 12.

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2058.947 - 2062.908 Kenan Thompson

And I wonder if it was him or his agent. Like, who was the real business brain there?

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2063.288 - 2065.809 Sam Morril

It's got to be the Jew. Right? It's got to be.

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2065.829 - 2073.171 Mark Normand

Right? Is there any movies you've had to turn down because of SNL? That you're like, shit, I wish I did that, kind of?

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2073.551 - 2092.244 Kenan Thompson

Oh, I'm sure. I don't know what they are, but like... You know, SNL is from October to May. So like I see people that leave and then all of a sudden they're able to do like five a year kind of thing. And it's like, oh, well, I'm definitely probably not available for a lot of things. But I couldn't tell you what they were like.

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2092.464 - 2113.158 Kenan Thompson

I think my reps soften that blow for me and just be like, we'll save him from that. Like knowing that he's going to miss this opportunity. Right. That's nice. But I do see them like I see like when Chris did. What was the one that he wrote and directed? Five something? Chris. Chris Rock, sorry.

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2113.438 - 2116.7 Sam Morril

Oh, I know what you're talking about.

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2116.72 - 2123.243 Kenan Thompson

Top five. Top five, thank you. Where he's the alcoholic. Yeah. That one I even auditioned for and then wound up not getting it.

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2123.803 - 2132.047 Kenan Thompson

That one stung. That's crazy. Which part did you audition for? I think Tracy's part, so it didn't really sting that bad. Like, of course.

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2134.522 - 2152.303 Kenan Thompson

damn either Tracy or JB's role one of the two either one of those right but like look at that cast it would have been like that's a fun room it's great to have been around that chase you know what I mean like just like fam wow maybe DMX's last stand damn he was that was like probably the best part of the movie too yeah

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2153.121 - 2155.382 Sam Morril

Oh, yeah, Regan. I forgot Regan. Regan was the radio guy.

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2155.983 - 2170.492 Mark Normand

Amazing. Oh, look at that. Ben Vereen. It's like everybody in that movie. Yeah, Ben Vereen. What do you do when you're off SNL? Do you have any things you're just like, you don't do anything or do you just chill or do you have hobbies or what?

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2171.372 - 2190.239 Kenan Thompson

Yeah, it's a mixture of the, like, balance the swing the whole other way and not really do much kind of thing. Like, I'm just on call waiting on my kids. Like, kids are getting out of school in an hour, you know what I mean? Kind of shit. And then, like, seeing what they're doing all day and then, like, at nighttime kick it or not.

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2190.259 - 2199.183 Kenan Thompson

Like, really feel good about going to bed in weeks off kind of shit. But, yeah, hypernormal. I don't, like, tinker at all. I wish I did, but...

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2199.443 - 2204.125 Sam Morril

No. No. You're working hard enough, and don't do stand-up. You know what I mean?

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2204.145 - 2219.614 Kenan Thompson

It's a dedication. I respect it too much to do a special just because I have a name. Right. I've always been a big fan of stand-up and have realized early that it's not my commitment to do.

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2220.054 - 2222.075 Sam Morril

You hear that, Chris Kattan? Chris Kattan.

0
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2224.295 - 2239.426 Kenan Thompson

Come on. It's a real dedication for real. And I don't think it's almost like being in the street. You can't start late. Right. You can't do something else and then go do that. Right. Good point. You know, you got to like do that first.

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2240.046 - 2241.267 Sam Morril

Yeah, you can't sell crack at 50.

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2241.627 - 2243.848 Mark Normand

Yeah, exactly. You got to start going backwards.

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2244.328 - 2244.908 Sam Morril

Right, right.

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2245.589 - 2255.033 Mark Normand

All right. I saw some interview with you where you said, and I could be getting this wrong, but a manager fucked you over when you were super young. An accountant. An accountant. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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2255.053 - 2282.365 Kenan Thompson

It's like the biggest fear ever. Yeah. It is, but it wasn't my fear at the time because I didn't know any better. And I was a minor when we gave him power of attorney. Damn. And got that paperwork from the drugstore. And at the time, I was like, we're in Eckerd right now. Like legal paperwork. Yeah, notary. Documents, you know what I mean? Like out of some aisle in the fucking... Wow.

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2282.745 - 2301.466 Kenan Thompson

Whatever the fuck. They just had like a power of attorney document or some shit. Some doc that was able to like give them that. And it was fine until it wasn't. You know what I'm saying? And then, yeah, like... Is this all that? Sued in one time or Mighty Ducks time? It was, like, late in the Nickelodeon run. Wow. So it was, like, when I was, like, 70.

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2301.906 - 2325.905 Kenan Thompson

As far as Nickelodeon minors, you got off easy. I definitely did. Like, I went through clean because we were trailblazing. So, like, nobody was cocky enough to try things like that because... there was no like, you can just dismiss people's parents. Like, our parents have been like, what are you talking about? Like, we're not stepping out from anything. You know what I'm saying?

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2325.926 - 2329.39 Sam Morril

Yeah, you would have been easy to catch. I mean, you're squeezable here.

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2330.192 - 2331.614 Kenan Thompson

I got my cheeks pinched.

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2333.603 - 2357.909 Kenan Thompson

but it was never like around the business it was always like i would i took a typing class in atlanta one time right right you know like people in the hood or whatever but damn it was very innocent back then god it's scary but you've been on my tv for so long yeah my my whole life it's my the only job i've ever had heavyweights will you just name it oh my god that's right you're in heavyweights yeah that shit was a good time

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2358.069 - 2369.192 Mark Normand

Were you, when they took this money from you or when this guy took this money from you, I mean, what was your reaction? Were you just like, fuck this business, fuck everything? Or were you kind of like, eh?

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2369.432 - 2383.957 Kenan Thompson

No, it was targeted directly towards that person. It was like, what a piece of shit. I will fucking murder him. And, like, they just don't know. And, like, luckily it never went that far. But, like, I literally sat in his driveway.

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2384.793 - 2410.053 Kenan Thompson

with me and my buddy like overnight once like like i found out because the way i found out i was buying a house so i thought and he didn't show up with the down payment check you know what i mean so i'm sitting in the fucking closing office in front of like four strange white people and like they're looking at me just like twiddling their thumbs and shit and like the time comes and then it's five minutes past and then it's 10 minutes past i'm like i don't know where then i start calling you're not answering the phone

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2410.273 - 2436.402 Kenan Thompson

damn you know what i mean weirdly enough and it's mad early bro like i had to get up to do this shit and like get dressed yeah and like go over there and he just didn't show up so like it was highly embarrassing and then i like left there blew his phone up the whole day didn't answer and then i sat in his driveway all night and so he called me the next morning like hey are you in my driveway and i was like yeah i've been sitting here all night because there's an echo in the

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2438.804 - 2455.575 Kenan Thompson

And he's like, yeah, one of my neighbors told me that there's been a car in my driveway all night. And I'm like, yeah, motherfucker. Like, what the fuck, bro? Like, you didn't show up with, like, what's going on and all this shit. And it just, like, unfolded from there. And did he come clean about this or what? He never came clean personally. But, you know, the cars were on the table.

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2455.916 - 2477.347 Kenan Thompson

Like, I sued him in one but can't collect or whatever. So it's just pointless. And I just moved on pretty quickly. Yeah, I moved on right away because I realized. I didn't have a cushion to even dwell on. I just had to get back to work. I thought I was going to just come home to Atlanta and kind of chill and work. Yeah. And I just moved right back to L.A. and just got back to it. Damn. Yeah.

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2477.867 - 2482.269 Sam Morril

It seems like a common story. Seinfeld, some guy ripped him off. Dane Cook's brother stole.

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2482.309 - 2491.138 Mark Normand

Yeah, there's police and shit in the world. He went back on tour in his, like, 70s. Yeah. The manager stole his retirement fund. Yikes. It's just crazy.

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2491.578 - 2496.103 Sam Morril

It's crazy. But this, I mean, this is back when being fat was weird. That's classic.

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2496.364 - 2504.553 Kenan Thompson

Yes. That is a classic. And you could just, I think we squeezed that movie in at the last minute to where you could do a movie like that.

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2504.914 - 2505.194 Sam Morril

Right.

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2505.414 - 2509.161 Kenan Thompson

It's a killer. It was the last one. It was so good.

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2509.441 - 2512.383 Sam Morril

It's funny for an adult, too. Because it's kind of dark.

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2513.024 - 2535.302 Kenan Thompson

Shout out to Sean. I spoke to Sean yesterday, actually, on Instagram. And Sean was at the height of his being funny as a kid. Age, right, in this movie. Just murdered it. Shout out to Aaron. Look at the before and after of Aaron. Just started shredding himself. It's just amazing. Good dude. And it was a weird cross-section of, like...

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2536.022 - 2558.932 Kenan Thompson

Mighty Ducks one people and Mighty Ducks two people being in a movie. So I had my first time meeting Aaron. But yeah, we had a good time. Shout out to Ben Stiller, man. That was fun. Shout out to Judd. Shout out to all those guys. Tom right there. Judd has been making shit for a long time. Yeah, man. He wrote Celtic Pride also. All that shit. Judd's been in the trenches. Covert.

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2559.092 - 2580.319 Kenan Thompson

That was the first time meeting Covert. First time meeting Veague. Look at young Paul Feig. Oh, young Feig. Feig's in there. Yeah. That's right. He hits the girl in that one. Pedigree on that one. Yeah. First time meeting fucking Pete. Pete fucking director. He directed the Rihanna fucking Navy Robots movie.

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2580.419 - 2584.941 Sam Morril

What? Who's the director of that? Pete Heavyweights.

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2585.941 - 2586.982 Kenan Thompson

I forget his last name.

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2587.682 - 2611.267 Kenan Thompson

p berg yeah exactly that guy oh man i just watched this movie funniest shit and then just pivoted into being a director like yeah big time movie director he's in that movie last seduction great movie that's an awesome one yeah he was a brilliant actor yeah for forever david bow directed hancock i think still in mirror like bro tom hodges timbre wow movie is chock full of motherfuckers jesus

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2611.767 - 2629.374 Sam Morril

Now, I assume, I know you're spoken for, but if you're a kid in these young movies, you get the ladies going, I watched you when I was 15. You burned my brain. I love you. Like Bob Saget got all that dad, you know, daddy issue ass. The dad love?

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2629.434 - 2630.594 Kenan Thompson

Yeah, yeah.

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2630.894 - 2636.396 Sam Morril

I assume, you know, these girls grow up with you, and then they see you at a nightclub when you're 28, and they're just like, oh, my God.

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2636.676 - 2650.238 Kenan Thompson

I don't know if it's from heavyweights, though. Yeah, it might have been Snakes on a Plane or something. Right, you were in Snakes on a Plane. Yeah, yeah. Snakes on a Plane, Wieners, I've been out there.

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2650.498 - 2653.179 Sam Morril

Bad Albert, oh yeah.

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2653.219 - 2662.382 Mark Normand

Yeah, we've been out there for a while. Yeah, what do you get recognized? I mean, SNL is the main thing, but is there a movie you get recognized for the most? I feel like Good Burger's up there. Yeah.

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2662.642 - 2675.535 Kenan Thompson

Yeah, Good Burger's up there. Quotable. But yeah, a lot of all that Kenan and Kel, like Nickelodeon era, 90s era, good stuff. Yeah, I watched it. Yeah, it depends on the person.

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2676.075 - 2679.457 Sam Morril

Oh, you were on Steve Harvey's show? Because you do a hell of a Family Feud. Thank you.

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2679.497 - 2689.601 Kenan Thompson

Yeah, that's what makes it easy for me is because I know him from doing his show. We did it like five times, me and Kel, back in the day. It was good times.

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2690.822 - 2704.512 Sam Morril

Steve Harvey's a cool guy, a funny guy, but he really has one move. He's on Family Feud. He goes, so what's something you put in a woman's vagina? And a guy goes, a dick? And he goes... He does the big eyes, and then he won't even let the guy talk.

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2704.532 - 2706.373 Kenan Thompson

It's what I like to call his ham time.

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2706.493 - 2707.274 Sam Morril

There it is.

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2707.314 - 2708.074 Guest

Ham time.

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2708.094 - 2713.678 Kenan Thompson

That's it. It's Hank, because he's looking, and they give him softball, beach ball toss-ups.

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2713.718 - 2714.479 Guest

Yes, yes.

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2714.519 - 2738.034 Kenan Thompson

Because in the answers even now, they're just looking for the active moments for Steve to just go off on a tangent for seven minutes. The greatest one that I watch on a regular basis, it's tucked into Family Feud's greatest moments or whatever kind of thing. But it's when this guy gives the exact same answer in his answer as the question or something.

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2738.054 - 2751.803 Kenan Thompson

He's like the question is like something, something about the White House or something like that. And then he's like, oh, if you don't want someone to stay somewhere, that's not the White House. Where would you put him? And the guy says the White House or something like that.

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2753.024 - 2764.049 Kenan Thompson

and he goes off on a fucking tangent for fucking 12 minutes it is the greatest shit ever because he's going back and forth with this other guy who has like a loud laugh and it's like a

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2764.965 - 2784.301 Sam Morril

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2841.881 - 2849.047 Sam Morril

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2849.267 - 2851.989 Guest

What a push gig, though.

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2852.029 - 2858.634 Mark Normand

Jesus Christ. You just bang these out, you make all this money, and you probably get a whole year's worth done. My man, he does it in two weeks.

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2858.814 - 2867.78 Kenan Thompson

Crazy. Wow. The whole season, like maybe a week and a half, only because he takes breaks. Like he could really do the whole season in like five days or something crazy like that.

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2867.84 - 2868.461 Sam Morril

Damn.

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2868.481 - 2873.204 Kenan Thompson

Because he's got it down to like he's also a workhorse, so he'll do seven a day.

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2873.604 - 2880.126 Sam Morril

Yeah, because I think he has a talk show as well. And then he had a sitcom. He does movies. He wrote a book. I mean, the guy's insane.

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2880.206 - 2885.888 Mark Normand

Printing money. Yeah. When you did LeVar Ball, was that your idea to do right?

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2886.928 - 2910.582 Kenan Thompson

I can't remember where that one came from. I think we were all kind of aware of him at the same time. We were all kind of like, have you seen this guy? Maybe I brought it to Che and them, or maybe Che brought it to me. I can't remember. But anytime somebody like that pops up and it's just like... claiming crazy shit or has got a crazy voice and just got a crazy story, it's ripe for update.

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2912.519 - 2933.952 Kenan Thompson

I always get very excited when people like that just pop out of the world because it's sad because he's been quiet. You know what I mean? I don't have anything to make fun of. But, like, the rent is too damn high guy was the same. Unbelievable. Like, what an unbelievable character. Like, looks like the Lorax. You know what I mean? And, like, it has all these Agent Orange conspiracy theories.

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2933.972 - 2939.115 Kenan Thompson

That's why he wear gloves. Whoa. Just like a real character. Like, there's real characters in the world. It's the best.

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2939.335 - 2951.867 Sam Morril

Well, you're good at capturing these because these guys are all over the internet. Like the latest one with the chicken sandwich tasting. I mean, that's so ripe. It's all over TikTok is these guys. And somebody had to do a joke.

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2951.947 - 2955.591 Mark Normand

And it's Keith Lee. Shout out to Keith Lee, man. It's shameful that we all recognize these.

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2955.631 - 2956.652 Kenan Thompson

Yes. Yeah.

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2958.439 - 2961.901 Mark Normand

I'm not going to lie, y'all.

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2963.322 - 2968.145 Kenan Thompson

That's nasty. In the car is perfect. In the car.

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2969.106 - 2978.632 Mark Normand

It's so good. I used to have a bit about one of these. I had a bit about one of these guys, and I ran into one of the food guys, and he's like, you have a bit shitting on one of my friends. Oh. Yeah.

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2978.712 - 2998.924 Mark Normand

but i'm like but it's playfully shitting because i i do know it yes like i watch it you see this the the boom guys like we all know it's crazy that this is all like you think you have this for you algorithm but then it's just we all see this everybody the exact same shit the fact that these are popping up in my feet like it's real that is so funny

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2999.324 - 3004.526 Sam Morril

Yeah, and you have a moment like, you think people will get this? But it's actually the most shit we see is this.

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3005.427 - 3008.608 Kenan Thompson

I think the Please Don't Destroy guys wrote that one.

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3009.028 - 3010.089 Sam Morril

Oh, man, those guys are great.

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3010.109 - 3035.007 Kenan Thompson

They're funny. So, yeah, that's just the beauty of the show, taking reality and then satirizing it but making it look just like itself. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. When Kiki hosted and we did the Kenan and Kel reboot thing, sketch or whatever, which was her idea, by the way. Shout out to Kiki. And they rebuilt Rigby's, their fucking grocery store I grew up in. You know what I mean?

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3035.027 - 3038.09 Kenan Thompson

The fake ass set. That shit was crazy.

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3038.33 - 3038.69 Matt Peters

Yeah.

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3039.111 - 3041.173 Kenan Thompson

It was like, what a fucking mind blow.

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3041.772 - 3043.173 Matt Peters

How is Kel?

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3043.574 - 3053.002 Kenan Thompson

He's great. All right. He's in L.A. Being a family man, that was a year and a half or two years ago. It wasn't that long ago.

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3053.782 - 3062.97 Mark Normand

When you're doing these characters, are you able to do them? Do you have to find something you like about them to mock them? Are you able to do it if you don't actually like the person you're impersonating?

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3064.412 - 3089.634 Kenan Thompson

Yes. I mean, both. If I don't like the person, it's a lot more fun to take them down a notch kind of thing and showcase what we find to be somewhat ridiculous or exaggerated as far as what a normal person should seem like. But Yeah, I try not to do any, you know, super duper malice, but at the same time, I am poking fun at people's existences.

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3089.694 - 3103.929 Kenan Thompson

Like, I realized a little too late that Neil deGrasse Tyson doesn't like my approach. Really? Because I'm, yeah, he considers himself to be probably very cool. Right. You know what I mean? Like that motherfucker wears fedoras and shit.

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3103.949 - 3105.45 Guest

That's true.

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3105.49 - 3120.878 Kenan Thompson

That's true. So I think he thinks he's very cool. He's tall. Yeah. You know what I mean? He's a big guy. But my approach to him is so. That's great. My take on him, like he's just so, when he talks, that's what he sounds like to me. Yeah. Like very educated and nerdy.

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3121.098 - 3121.418 Sam Morril

Yes.

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3122.219 - 3125.961 Kenan Thompson

And he gets off on the solar system or some shit like that.

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3126.241 - 3126.541 Matt Peters

Right.

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3127.562 - 3143.253 Kenan Thompson

I talked to him once and I kind of overheard him being like, yeah, so that was, you know, like, what's up with, like, you think I talk like her or some shit like that? Really? Wow. And I was like, oh, my bad, bro. Like, I was going kind of hard in that direction of making you a little nerdier than you think you are kind of thing. What?

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3143.633 - 3144.894 Mark Normand

You got to exaggerate it a little.

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3144.934 - 3145.974 Kenan Thompson

Look at that fucking vest.

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3146.255 - 3156.2 Mark Normand

Come on. You got to make a choice, too. Yeah. It's like a caricature. You see some of these caricatures in the New Yorker or something, and you see someone's nose. Yeah. Yeah, but the guy had to make a choice.

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3156.24 - 3158.802 Kenan Thompson

Yeah, that's the thing that stands out kind of thing.

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3159.102 - 3160.243 Mark Normand

Exactly. That's funny.

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3160.263 - 3184.923 Kenan Thompson

But it's also like I'm looking for the fun. I don't know what the fun of talking about the solar system is, except for maybe he thinks it's erotic. Is there anyone else that got pissed? Steve didn't love it in the beginning. Harvey? Yeah, he's another one that considers himself pretty gangster. Right. From Cleveland, grew up rough kind of thing or whatever. I see that.

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3185.623 - 3193.03 Kenan Thompson

So not to be just mocked like that, but it wasn't like mocking. It was more kind of, I don't know. Yeah.

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3194.071 - 3218.966 Kenan Thompson

it's just it's an homage if you will the existence of that person and that that kind of a presence your your tone your vocal tone has a presence you know what i mean the way you are it just you know it rubs off on people so that's why we do impressions of people it's sad when a comic gets annoyed because like you know what this is like neil i get it or trump you know you're like all right you're not a comic but a comic should get it yeah you should you should just get it but also it's

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3220.669 - 3226.53 Kenan Thompson

One thing to hear a joke about yourself is another thing to watch someone pretend to be you. Yes. Probably. Yes.

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3226.55 - 3228.451 Sam Morril

Because you're like, is that how I come off?

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3228.711 - 3243.493 Kenan Thompson

Keenan Ivory Wayans, Arsenio was probably the craziest thing ever. The long fingers. Long fingers, big butt. When did Arsenio have a big butt? At what point? You know, it was just like walking around acting like that. I don't think he ever did. But that was his take on him for some reason.

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3243.513 - 3245.534 Sam Morril

The flat top. Yeah, that was great.

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3247.314 - 3250.236 Kenan Thompson

Oh, my God. It's hilarious, bro.

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3250.256 - 3251.877 Sam Morril

I didn't even notice he had a huge ass.

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3251.917 - 3270.506 Kenan Thompson

Is that real? Yeah, he just, no, he padded that for that character. And I'm like, why? Yeah. I've seen it. It was the skinniest guy ever. Totally. But it was the craziest shit. That was a big and little killer guy. Who were your guys growing up that you really looked up to? These guys, that whole Wayans family for sure, Murph.

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3270.686 - 3281.01 Kenan Thompson

Like everybody on the black side of things that's done it pretty obviously. But Jim Carrey I feel like is one of the greatest performers overall.

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3281.27 - 3281.53 Matt Peters

Yeah.

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3283.511 - 3294.383 Kenan Thompson

Bernie was great. But, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Everybody on the black side is good. Learned about, like, George Carlin and those guys later. And he had, like, the SNL, you know, alumni for sure.

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3294.403 - 3301.37 Sam Morril

Oh, yeah. Well, Chris Rock said he had the problem where he couldn't get any air time. Yeah.

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3301.91 - 3312.373 Kenan Thompson

Yeah, he had a tough year. That's why he was only there for a year. But he still was able to find one of the greater sketches with Nat X. Like, it was always the best thing in the show.

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3312.593 - 3312.853 Matt Peters

Yeah.

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3313.193 - 3333.359 Kenan Thompson

It was just brilliant. You know what I mean? And it fit him and the time, you know, and it just, it worked. Yeah. But, yeah, he had a tough time, you know. You know, Tracy had a tough time for a long time. Really? It's weird that him and Tim Meadows weren't closer than I would like them to be in my mind. You know what I mean?

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3346.506 - 3345.686 Sam Morril

100%.

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3346.526 - 3365.695 Kenan Thompson

100%. Like night and fucking day. But to me, that doesn't matter. Like I get along with whoever, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. They both, you know, chose based on the reaction, you know what I mean? To be like, oh, well, this isn't what I was expecting. So I'm just going to go over here and do whatever.

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3366.096 - 3371.878 Sam Morril

I can see Tim Meadows reading a book and Tracy Morgan yelling, I'm going to get you pregnant. Water and wine.

0
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3372.139 - 3376.461 Kenan Thompson

I'm sorry. I'm trying to read. Yeah. I said I would get you pregnant.

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3377.062 - 3388.07 Sam Morril

Damon doesn't get his due as a hilarious guy. Like, Homie the Clown was amazing. Men on Film. He did The Homeless Guy, I think kind of predating Tyrone Biggums.

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3388.491 - 3402.362 Kenan Thompson

Oh, yeah. Damon was the original star. Yes. He was a great stand-up. He had a rough time on SNL, too. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I don't even think he did the full season. It was like six weeks. It was some tough story.

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3402.822 - 3403.142 Matt Peters

Yeah.

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3403.202 - 3426.779 Kenan Thompson

But, yeah, he had a tough time because it's another. I want to say stand-ups have a tough time. Yeah, why do you think that is? It's because you're going from an individual pursuit to an ensemble pursuit. You know what I mean? And it's tough for stand-ups probably to play the black ground, if you will. Right. Also, it's like, yeah, you're right.

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3426.799 - 3437.862 Kenan Thompson

It's like going from like tennis to playing baseball or something. Yeah, and being in the outfield. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And just like you get your moments, but it's not as cracking as the infield or something like that or whatever.

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3437.882 - 3445.924 Mark Normand

Oh, Attell used to say all his sketches when he was a writer were like a guy walks into a room, there's a microphone, you know?

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3446.504 - 3448.365 Kenan Thompson

So, you like to do stand-up is what you're saying.

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3448.385 - 3454.326 Sam Morril

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, there was a Harvard kind of old school vibe, I think, back in the old days. Yeah.

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3454.466 - 3479.95 Kenan Thompson

yeah with the writers that's what jim brewer used to say when he was on right that he was like oh i'm not like one of these you know harvard guys you know yeah and it's probably tough to match wits or have your wits on display you know like i thought i was done with school you know what i'm saying like yeah we were like right all in the sandbox but like no like is really not going to laugh if they don't find it impressive

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3480.41 - 3501.463 Kenan Thompson

Yes. To make it impressive is like usually something has to be really smart or some sort of reference that is eye opening to people. And it can't be the same old thing. Like it can't just be. you know, a black reference for the sake of the second time or the first time. You know, the first time is like, yeah, okay, cool. Thanks for like enlightening us or whatever.

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3502.044 - 3513.769 Kenan Thompson

Second or third time is like, why are you excluding people in your thought process? Like you should be thinking just overall a dinner scene between a father and a son or, you know, a family arguing over some shit, you know what I mean? As opposed to like,

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3514.81 - 3536.506 Kenan Thompson

specifics based on like visual culture things or whatever because that's when like you start leaving shit out you know i mean yeah you know you're getting pocket laughs as opposed to like whole room laughs right it's hard i think for stand-ups to think like that 100 even want to engage in that i don't know who george harrison was when i started over there you know what i mean yeah

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3538.041 - 3565.149 Kenan Thompson

the Beatles, but our stage manager, Jenna, had a George Harrison cartoon pin on, you know what I mean? And I was like, who's that? She was like, George Harrison? I was like, yeah. I'm still asking the question. And she was like, he's one of these, there's My Sweet Lord and Brothers. I was like, oh, okay. But I genuinely didn't know that name. That is a big name in a white culture, I would say.

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3565.93 - 3589.021 Kenan Thompson

Oh, yeah. It's a whole lot to take on while you're also trying to figure out your career and if it's working and it's live, it's just a lot going on there. I understand when people get confused or they start butting heads with it because It's not the normal situation, you know what I mean? Especially for, like, stand-up. Like, that's a fish out. If they had no acting experience kind of thing.

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3589.221 - 3589.601 Matt Peters

Oh, yeah.

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3590.242 - 3605.473 Kenan Thompson

You cheat out, you know what I mean? Downstage, upstage, all this extra stuff. Right, right. On top of, now I got to also engage in, you know, try to learn about, like, all these other cultures I may or may not have ever been interested in doing. Yeah. I never had a...

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3606.113 - 3626.441 Kenan Thompson

super duper beatles interest but only because i grew up like listening to motown and gospel and shit like that it's just i didn't know kind of thing yeah it wasn't like i felt like i was missing anything until i knew i was and then once i knew i was i was like oh shit so i feel like that can be daunting to people and that's why they might have a tough time there

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3626.781 - 3642.275 Sam Morril

You got to learn the big cheat out or as we call the Dave Grohl. You know what I'm saying? But yeah, like Mulaney said when he auditioned. You guys got rim shots, right? Mulaney said he just did his five minute stand up set when he auditioned because he was like, I'm not an actor really.

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3642.495 - 3657.055 Kenan Thompson

Yeah. And that's totally fine. You know what I mean? And I think. They do as good as they can with trying to ease that transition, and some people take to it, and some people tank to it. Thank you very much. Yes. Thank you very much.

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3657.175 - 3665.697 Mark Normand

Yeah, I mean, a lot of the best stand-ups, I think, from SNL were the Weekend Update guys, like Kevin Neelans, Norm MacDonald. Dennis Miller.

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3666.717 - 3672.759 Kenan Thompson

That's the forum that's just like, it's just jokes. Right. So it doesn't matter about blocking. There's no blocking.

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3674.215 - 3685.146 Sam Morril

Has anyone ever left the show? Because a lot of people leave the show to go do movies or a TV show or whatever. Has anyone ever left the show, kind of fizzled and tried to come back? Is that allowed?

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3685.936 - 3705.871 Kenan Thompson

I don't know if they fizzled necessarily. The only like left and came back successfully at all that I know of is Parnell. Parnell was let go weirdly, was doing very well. He's good. And continued to do well or something and was asked back or something like that.

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3705.931 - 3706.632 Sam Morril

Interesting.

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3706.712 - 3710.935 Kenan Thompson

But yeah, he's the only like left and come back that I think I'm aware of.

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3711.195 - 3712.297 Sam Morril

Yeah, he's on a ton of movies.

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3712.678 - 3712.918 Kenan Thompson

Yeah.

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3713.078 - 3714.681 Sam Morril

Didn't Daryl Hammond come back for a second, too?

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3714.701 - 3715.162 Mark Normand

Oh, yeah.

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3715.182 - 3716.504 Sam Morril

I think he does the announcements.

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3716.685 - 3722.455 Kenan Thompson

Yeah. Well, I mean, he's back for the announcements. I don't know if he ever, like, left the show on his run, though. Oh, Donahue left.

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3722.555 - 3734.728 Sam Morril

I never heard of him. He's a writer, right? Oh. Okay. Interesting. I just feel like some people would freak out and be like, fuck it, I'm going back. It's almost like Brooks in Shawshank. He's like, you got to get me back in there. I can't live out in the world.

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3736.148 - 3744.871 Mark Normand

Heartbreaking. Yeah. Brooks was here. Yeah. When you're watching movies and stuff in your free time, is it comedy or do you shift to drama?

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3745.675 - 3768.045 Kenan Thompson

I'm all over the place. There's not enough comedies anymore. There's no comedies to be seen right now. It's so sad. I'm always waiting on Seth Rogen or somebody to do some shit. That's been the mainstream thing. Or Kevin. Kevin and the Rock is like the Jumanjis is what we get nowadays as opposed to some sort of road trip or something.

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3769.005 - 3770.866 Mark Normand

We just watched Road Trip last year.

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3770.886 - 3782.694 Kenan Thompson

It holds up, man. I just miss the... you know, kind of like, not as far back as Airplane, but those guys that would do those kind of movies or whatever.

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3782.714 - 3788.859 Sam Morril

Totally. I mean, Joker 2, that was Todd Phillips, the goat. Yeah. And he's making a fucking musical.

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3789.099 - 3814.496 Kenan Thompson

Even Vamp, like, if I see Vampire Suck is on, like, I'll watch that shit. Yeah. It's just like, they're being just silly and dumb. Yes. Of course, the classics, like, the Tropic Thunders of it all, but like, that's where it felt like It was the end of the road for the freedom of wanting to be funny kind of thing. Yeah, scary movies. We used to have Austin Powers. I know. That was wild.

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3814.516 - 3825.983 Kenan Thompson

There was three of them. That's insane. Yeah, there was a couple scary movies. I'm looking for that era, but... I watch whatever. A lot of horror movies. Not so much drama. Like, I don't feel like crying, I guess.

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3826.003 - 3833.649 Sam Morril

Yeah, yeah. But. Well, we wrote a movie. We wrote a classic kind of raunchy comedy. Nice. Trying to get it out there. We'll see.

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3833.669 - 3843.477 Kenan Thompson

We're working on it. I mean, the basketball is. Oh, love it. It should be allowed to be done. Yes. Like, there's supposed to be a freedom of speech.

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3844.082 - 3849.265 Sam Morril

It's weird, too, because everybody goes, like, Blazing Saddles is a classic. And you're like, well, then let's do it again. Let's do that type.

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3849.285 - 3859.712 Kenan Thompson

Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, let the audience tell you. Yeah. They keep trying to suppress, but then you have the Shane Gillises that pop up out of that suppression. Right.

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3859.912 - 3864.915 Mark Normand

In the moment, did you think, like, we're making a mistake by firing him in that moment? No.

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3866.016 - 3888.66 Kenan Thompson

I didn't really know much of the story and like it's above my pay grade what they do with people's lives and careers like that. Yeah. But if it was squashed between the people, then that's as far as it should have gone. But it's definitely weird not to give someone a chance. Yeah. A chance to say their piece, a chance to whatever kind of thing.

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3889.073 - 3914.575 Kenan Thompson

cool they had him back eventually it's cool that he earned that regardless like he got to that point in stature career-wise or whatever that it made sense to have him back you know what i mean and like he was a nice guy you know what i mean trying to figure out good guy how to match how he grew up to sensibilities you know what i'm saying which is what everybody's trying to do

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3914.986 - 3921.45 Sam Morril

And I think that was a 2020, 2019, whatever time that was when he got the axe. That was like kind of the height of everything.

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3921.47 - 3930.896 Mark Normand

I've talked about it before, but there was a list on CNN of people who have been canceled this year. And it was Weinstein, Cosby, and Shane.

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3931.596 - 3933.958 Kenan Thompson

That's crazy. That's fair.

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3934.218 - 3946.807 Mark Normand

How is he on the same level as those guys? Pretty unfair, yeah. Wow. Shane's not nearly as funny as Cosby. Come on. Shane is great. No, it was really unfair what they did to him. Yeah, that was ugly.

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3947.087 - 3948.568 Sam Morril

And I think Lorne felt it, too.

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3949.545 - 3971.043 Mark Normand

yeah and and the fact that it seemed like he and bowen yang squashed the beef yeah that's what i'm saying like if there was even any beef i don't even know if there was right go bay beef you know but yeah no that was a cool moment and i mean that's a stand-up who crushed on it too but shane is definitely like not your traditional stand-up and he had he'd made those sketches that

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3971.998 - 3995.211 Kenan Thompson

But I feel like it might have been tough on him. You know what I mean? Like, watching him host and, like, if you watch the show, he's pretty similar in every sketch. And that takes a toll on a few different things. It takes a toll on the audience or eventually, like, just things start to become milder in reaction kind of thing. And that starts to fuck with people's heads kind of thing.

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3995.971 - 4000.254 Kenan Thompson

And then when guys are just... have a stand-up base as opposed to, like...

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4001.03 - 4020.938 Kenan Thompson

an actor base to rely on and play any character like i'll play a fucking tree you know what i mean but i feel like stand-ups like if they're not getting the pop from when i say something and i hear the pop of a laugh or some shit and i think it starts to like spiral motherfuckers out oh yeah well you know the old rodney story on caddyshack i was just thinking this

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4021.238 - 4032.709 Sam Morril

Rodney was on Caddyshack. He's on the set and he leans over to, I don't know, Chevy Chase and he's like, I'm bombing out here. This is crazy. And Chevy's like, it's a movie. We can't laugh at you. We can't laugh at the jokes. Start panicking.

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4032.889 - 4034.711 Kenan Thompson

Like, I don't know what the fuck is going on. Why am I here?

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💬 0

4034.931 - 4036.853 Sam Morril

Right. He's on a golf course. Like, oh, shit.

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4037.654 - 4039.996 Mark Normand

Do you have an all time favorite host when you've been there?

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4040.757 - 4063.862 Kenan Thompson

Hanks is up there. Chappelle's up there. You know, like Chappelle is just like one of my favorites, you know, just legendary from Killing Them Softly on. Yeah. And like I was watching him before that, but like that was the diamond has been formed out of the charcoal moment for me and then on into the show or whatever.

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4064.742 - 4071.286 Kenan Thompson

So just a hyper fan of the dude and then got to actually be around him because he started hosting the show and shit. It's fantastic.

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4071.646 - 4072.506 Matt Peters

Yeah.

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4072.787 - 4094.422 Kenan Thompson

And then Tom Hanks is just one of the nicest fucking people on the planet. It's insane how someone can be that infamous. Baby blood. He's baby blood. Yeah, you know, that's what it is. It must be the sweetest blood on the planet. But yeah, he's just a genuinely like hard working, works hard at being a nice guy kind of thing.

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4094.622 - 4094.962 Sam Morril

Yeah.

0
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4094.982 - 4097.664 Kenan Thompson

He seems it. It's genuine, but he also works at it.

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4098.16 - 4107.726 Sam Morril

Also fascinating, the two sons are like a Meadows and a Morgan. You know, they couldn't be more opposites. They're polar opposites, yeah. Yeah, they got a white rapper and then like a clean cut.

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4107.966 - 4108.927 Kenan Thompson

Yeah, Chet is Tracy.

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4109.227 - 4110.408 Sam Morril

Yeah, yeah, 100%.

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4110.488 - 4125.637 Kenan Thompson

I don't know Chet because I guess he only hangs with rappers. But Colin is a good dude. Yeah, and a good actor. A hard work, great actor. Great on Mad Men. Yeah, great actor. Orange County, that was kind of great. Oh, yeah. Great in Jumanji. This motherfucker popped up in Jumanji. I was like, yo, he's a gangster.

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4125.998 - 4132.965 Mark Normand

Yeah. That's real, like, I'm an actor shit. What was the most uncomfortable episode with the host you had?

0
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4135.347 - 4141.794 Kenan Thompson

With the host? I mean, the musical guest one was the crazy one. Ashley Simpson shit. That was the craziest thing ever.

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4141.814 - 4142.175 Sam Morril

Oh, lip sync.

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4142.575 - 4162.12 Kenan Thompson

yeah that was the craziest shit ever i was watching that live it was just it was a sad night you know it felt very sad like no matter what happens like who gets the blame for this it's not a good look on her she is yeah the symbol of the moment you know what i mean and there's no escaping it for her she can't be like they fucked up it wasn't me right it's just like

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4163.32 - 4177.696 Kenan Thompson

No, it's on your back and like it's been revealed and this, that, and the other. Why did she do that? She's not the only person. She's inexperienced, I think, because she was in her second probably year of being a performer from her sister's shadow kind of bullshit.

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4177.836 - 4178.377 Matt Peters

Yeah.

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4178.537 - 4183.682 Kenan Thompson

And just had probably never had that happen before. You know what I mean? A little Billy Vanilli moment.

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4184.623 - 4204.244 Mark Normand

full career derail oh damn yeah it is crazy because when you go out there like mark and i used to joke about this you know you have a bad late night set when we were starting out you know yeah like another show tomorrow it's all right no one not enough people watch this shit anymore but people still really watch oh yeah and that went around I guess if you really fail.

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4204.544 - 4206.546 Sam Morril

Yeah. Yeah. There's a couple.

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4206.566 - 4212.633 Kenan Thompson

Oh, everybody's waiting on the train wreck. Look who, look who, everyone covered it. Look at all those like outlets that covered that shit.

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4212.853 - 4218.779 Mark Normand

Mark Maron used to always say like, if I have a killer special, no one gives a shit. If I pee my pants up here, it's going viral.

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4218.94 - 4236.302 Kenan Thompson

You know what I mean? And I guess she just didn't wrangle the moment. She didn't just be like, stop. What the fuck is going on? Blah, blah, blah. Get it right. And then actually perform. And that would have cleared that whole thing. But the fact that she just like let it go and like did a dance, you know what I mean? And then they went to commercial.

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4236.382 - 4241.504 Kenan Thompson

And it showed she was kind of given this and wasn't prepared. You're right. Ouch. It was tough.

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4242.273 - 4253.572 Sam Morril

So let me ask you, we do stand-up, and I feel like sometimes I'll write a joke, and I'm like, this is going to kill, and then it bombs. You guys have sketches where you're like, this is going viral. I mean, this is the one, and then it doesn't get what you want?

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4254.093 - 4280.565 Kenan Thompson

That happens a lot. we talk about that dynamic between wednesday and saturday the two different audiences because wednesday is a comedy minds audience you know what i mean like they are the brains that carve current comedy yeah so when you please that room sometimes you're miles ahead of joe q public right right so like things will go really well on wednesday and tank their ass off on saturday

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4281.485 - 4299.156 Kenan Thompson

And it's the worst thing ever. So, like, anytime something goes really well on Wednesday, I'm like, all right, calm down, calm down, calm down. You know what I'm saying? Like, let's just make sure that bridge is connecting to, like, regular people. Because a lot of the time it really doesn't. And it's so confusing. It's like, where did we lose them? Why do we love this so much?

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4299.776 - 4311.063 Kenan Thompson

And they could care less kind of thing. You know what I mean? Yeah. Hey, you guys came to see a comedy show, right? This is comedy. Yeah. Sometimes they just don't attach to it at all kind of thing.

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4311.345 - 4314.986 Sam Morril

But then when you're doing Black Jeopardy, you must be like, this is going to hit.

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4315.566 - 4334.053 Kenan Thompson

Yeah, those are kind of impervious. The more jokes, the better. Yeah, of course. The ones that are just like joke, joke, joke, joke, joke. Yeah, it's just too much to be denied. There's pockets where it gets weird or quiet or whatever, but there's something coming behind it or whatever. Oh, yeah. But when you're doing like...

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4334.853 - 4361.15 Kenan Thompson

Just a sketch that's, you know, about an office or a conference room or, you know, an apartment, conversational party, you know, just you got to sell it. Shout out to fucking Emma Stone, who might be one of the greatest ever. Wow. Like. Watching her do that Mama Cass thing last year was one of the greatest things I've seen a host do. She's so committed.

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4361.17 - 4381.947 Kenan Thompson

And I told her, I'm like, you don't under-commit to anything. And there's a few people that are like that. But she's so effortlessly locked in on everything. She does not half-step ever. It's crazy. Wow. Like, watch any one of the sketches she's done. And she's hosted five times.

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4382.268 - 4382.588 Matt Peters

Yeah.

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4382.848 - 4394.271 Kenan Thompson

So there's a lot to choose from. Like, she's always in it. She's never, like, weird in it or, like, smirking or anything. Like, hyper committed. So, like, that shit right there.

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4395.479 - 4401.063 Sam Morril

Oh, on the right. What? Incredible. And what a deep cut, too. Wow.

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4401.443 - 4417.934 Kenan Thompson

She's committed, and she's not necessarily under the radar, but I don't know if people understand what a treasure she is. She just won Best Actor. She's crushing it. That's what I'm saying. Didn't she win twice? That's what I'm saying. Oh, really? Motherfuckers aren't giving her the Meryl Streep treatment like they need to.

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4418.434 - 4421.496 Mark Normand

Mm-hmm. Damn. Has she hosted while you've been there, Streep?

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4422.785 - 4432.032 Kenan Thompson

I don't know if she's ever hosted. That's another one that would be super fun. Dayton Martin Short. Or is she Dayton Martin Short? What? What is that? Is that real? I don't know. I keep reading about it.

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4432.682 - 4433.843 Sam Morril

Wow, good for Shorty.

0
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4433.863 - 4443.547 Kenan Thompson

And I keep reading about these rumors and then Steve Martin's weirdly like may or may not have confirmed on his Instagram. I was like, Steve Martin's got Instagram? There's a lot to process.

0
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4443.968 - 4445.889 Sam Morril

Wow. Just friends.

0
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4446.109 - 4450.851 Kenan Thompson

I don't buy it. That was one day ago, so they actually had to put out a statement.

0
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4451.111 - 4454.313 Sam Morril

All right. They're definitely scissoring. Isn't Meryl Streep married?

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4454.393 - 4456.274 Mark Normand

I thought she was. Is she married? I don't know.

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4457.515 - 4480.556 Mark Normand

boy imagine getting double teamed by those by uh short and martin that's not not too shabby just ribbing each other the whole time yeah strangers in the pussy um we gotta ask you because you've been famous for a long time any any diddy party invites i've never been invited to the diddy parties man there you go i always felt some sort of way about that shit i'm just kidding

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4482.197 - 4500.688 Kenan Thompson

but no i'm thank god i'm never like i don't do the crossover music business thing like my buddy writes a lot of music and shit like that but i hate the studio i can't sit there and listen to like that process over and over and over again it's not for me just workshopping like their words

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4501.468 - 4518.077 Kenan Thompson

The whole thing, like they listen to the track a million times and they just build it like in layers kind of thing. And it's just this it's the most minuscule building. Like it's like doing a movie in a night because everything is just piece by piece by piece by piece by piece.

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4518.317 - 4538.059 Kenan Thompson

yeah and the end product yes is great but getting there man is like like i can't do editing rooms you know i mean i can't watch them recut a scene and rewind it and like right and just adjust it just a little bit you know what i mean like oh oh the fucking sound effect doesn't match the hand on the door oh shit i can't do it

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4539.164 - 4546.171 Sam Morril

Wow. Yeah, well, that's one of those things, kind of like a Catholic priest, where you're like, what the hell? He didn't touch me, but now you're glad.

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4546.251 - 4576.529 Kenan Thompson

Very. Very. But they're getting 880. Yeah, the list is bananas. 880 mils. What? Yeah, it's just one city's diocese, I believe, that's putting that out, right? Is it just Boston? I didn't know about this. Yeah, they just settled for $880 million. Oh, the L.A. The L.A. Catholic Church. So funny. You were talking Diddy or the whole church. Diddy and the church together giving out a billy. Whoa.

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4576.649 - 4588.72 Kenan Thompson

It's so crazy. That's a lot of tip. That's crazy. Just the Los Angeles arched ISC is given out to 1300. That's awful. Like what is happening over there?

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4588.76 - 4595.766 Mark Normand

Yeah. At least the Diddy's parties, these, you know, victims might've got to meet Jay-Z or something. This is, this is way worse.

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4596.087 - 4596.727 Sam Morril

Yeah.

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4596.867 - 4598.549 Kenan Thompson

This is just father such and such.

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4598.982 - 4605.771 Sam Morril

Makes you respect Scientology. They keep this shit buttoned up. Because, you know, they're doing weird stuff in there. They're not paying for shit. Yeah.

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4606.231 - 4607.373 Mark Normand

They're good at silencing.

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4607.413 - 4609.515 Sam Morril

They really are under wraps. It's impressive.

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4609.535 - 4611.137 Mark Normand

Miscavige, whatever his name is?

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4611.177 - 4611.538 Kenan Thompson

Yeah.

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4611.858 - 4612.179 Sam Morril

Yes.

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4613.04 - 4614.201 Kenan Thompson

The name not to be said.

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4614.582 - 4617.425 Sam Morril

Yeah, like Tom Cruise. I mean, that guy's not even human.

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4618.414 - 4639.06 Kenan Thompson

He's retiring. I feel like he's stepping out of the church. He's starting to want to be more of an individual. Like, he's given them enough, they might let him go? I don't know if they're going to let him go, but he's definitely been distancing lately. He doesn't talk about it much, you know what I mean, kind of thing. He's not recruiting the same kind of way. They've actually been very quiet.

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4639.24 - 4662.575 Kenan Thompson

Like, they don't have a new... Right, right. Well, they had Will Smith, but then I think he got a little wonky with the slap. Yeah, got a little wonky, but... What is that? What was that? That was the craziest shit ever, too.

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4662.875 - 4668.943 Sam Morril

Yeah, well, that goes back to the piss my pants thing. Like, Chris Rock couldn't have had more exposure than that.

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4669.183 - 4670.625 Kenan Thompson

Damn, Danny Masterson?

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4671.325 - 4674.649 Sam Morril

Oh, this is not a good roster. A bad roster.

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4674.69 - 4685.398 Kenan Thompson

Yeah. No, their roster's not great. Yikes. Damn. Well, I'm joining. You know, signs you ups. You want to be successful. Doug E. Fresh. Doug E. Fresh.

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4685.418 - 4692.823 Mark Normand

You got Nancy Cartwright from The Simpsons? Is that Marge or Lisa? Which one is that? Doug E. Fresh. That's Bart? That's Bart.

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4692.883 - 4693.464 Matt Peters

I think you're right.

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4694.845 - 4699.668 Kenan Thompson

Of course it's Bart. Of course it's Bart. Yeah, you nailed it. It's always the stars.

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4699.968 - 4700.749 Sam Morril

Yeah.

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4700.829 - 4702.07 Kenan Thompson

They only want the juice.

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4702.79 - 4708.025 Sam Morril

Wow, The Simpsons is not enough? You need to join a cult? Yeah. Right. Young, probably. I guess so.

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4708.445 - 4715.61 Kenan Thompson

Yeah, she might be generational. There's a lot of people like that. You forget how old Scientology is. That's true. That's just been around.

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4715.93 - 4721.494 Mark Normand

L. Ron Hobart. He's just a dude. I know. I guess you could say the same thing about Jesus, but he's not really.

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4721.595 - 4727.459 Kenan Thompson

It's my favorite joke from, like, Bill Burr is one of my favorite jokes. It's like, your guy's name is Ron?

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4727.921 - 4752.715 Kenan Thompson

your savior's name is ron yeah it's true that was a good episode snl oh yeah he's great i i think he's just a brilliant mind and like yeah a brilliant speaker of his thoughts that's why i like dave so much you know what i mean just free thinking and like knows how to speak that funny yeah it's great

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4753.506 - 4774.278 Sam Morril

Now the annoying 20 minutes or 60 minutes question. Do you get, because Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle, both guys we just mentioned, both had a moment on stage in the monologue where they're like, Jesus, you guys are that sensitive? At one point, Dave Chappelle said, sorry, Lorne, I thought this was a comedy show. Hilarious. Such a great line. Yeah. But like Bill Burr's set went viral.

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4774.298 - 4785.948 Sam Morril

He's trashing white women. You know, he's just doing Bill Burr. And everybody's like, this is crazy. This is so offensive. And you're like, this is SNL. This is where Chevy Chase said the N-word. This is where, you know, I mean, people went after it.

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4786.128 - 4786.348 Kenan Thompson

Yeah.

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4787.429 - 4789.731 Sam Morril

Did you find it's a little touchy over there?

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4790.669 - 4801.8 Kenan Thompson

I just touch you everywhere. Yeah. And, like, yeah, that audience comes in and, like, there is some clutching of the pearls. There was clutching of the pearls on Nate. And I'm like, you guys are clutching pearls on Bargatze? The cleanest guy. You know?

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4802.02 - 4809.867 Mark Normand

Exactly. But also, the weird thing is you're doing stand-up first. Yeah. Like, we're doing the road. We get a little warm-up.

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4810.087 - 4831.84 Kenan Thompson

I mean, I guess you guys have someone warming up the crowd a little, right? Yeah. With a song? I mean, Che does, like, exit procedures in kind of being a funny way kind of thing. Like, welcome to the show-ish. And then I sing a song. But, like, it's not a night of stand-up. No. It's not a traditional thing. Because most hosts still just do a monologue that's sketchy. Like, sometimes they'll sing.

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4831.88 - 4834.922 Kenan Thompson

Sometimes other cast members will come out, you know what I mean, and do, like, Beetlejuices.

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4835.302 - 4835.602 Matt Peters

Right.

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4835.662 - 4846.387 Mark Normand

And also that it's live. The fact that we've been there, too. Someone had a live audience, like, knowing they're being taped. Yeah. Like we're the taping. We do those shows sometimes where you're like.

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4846.508 - 4858.754 Kenan Thompson

I don't know why standups choose to do that, honestly, because it's so not a forum for that. What do you mean, like Chris Rock's special? Like any standup that hosts the show when they do standup monologues, I'm like always like,

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4860.095 - 4886.929 Kenan Thompson

taking a big swing on that like relying on this audience who has probably been doing whatever all day yeah to really be there for you to support this brilliance that you're throwing out they're not going to receive it and support it the way you think they are right unless you're just on fire you know what i'm saying sure i feel like they used to though like carlin prior uh andy kaufman steve martin they all did stand up on snl back in the day and it was

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4887.589 - 4889.071 Sam Morril

It was uproarious. Yes.

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4889.171 - 4897.357 Kenan Thompson

Yeah. But I guess it's just the times. Yeah, it's just the times. I think everybody's just like... Yeah.

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4897.577 - 4905.482 Mark Normand

Yeah, man. What an awful note to send the show on if you don't crush that monologue. Because that's your fastball.

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4905.502 - 4909.025 Kenan Thompson

Heavy ass train to get that. Yeah. It takes a while.

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4909.585 - 4917.01 Sam Morril

But to answer your question, I think we do it because it's all we know. You know, we're like, this is my thing. It's like you put a beaver somewhere, he's going to start making a dam.

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4917.21 - 4937.558 Kenan Thompson

I love that shit. Like, I love watching the host dressed in the next sketch, just waiting on the next sketch to start just thinking about that monologue. That's so true. Was it good? Like in the dark, we're all talking before the lights come up. It's like, what do you think? It's great. It was funny. It was like, I don't know what they mean. I don't know if they were really feeling it or not.

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4937.858 - 4938.278 Kenan Thompson

Shake it off.

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4939.198 - 4953.582 Mark Normand

Is it ever a fight with, you know, I don't know if it's S&P or whatever, but is it ever a fight, you know, whether it be like Louis or Burr or Shane, any of these, Chappelle, when they do the monologue, is there ever pushback where they're like, you got to let me say this line?

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4955.586 - 4977.831 Kenan Thompson

Yeah, as long as it's not against the censors, I'm sure they butt heads about the material. But Lauren's pretty good at being like... Good luck. Yeah. Like, whatever you want to do, like, everybody knows better, basically. Like, you know what's offensive. You know not to curse. You know what I mean? You know not to, like, hyper go at women unless you really have a point.

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4978.171 - 4978.791 Sam Morril

Right, right.

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4978.951 - 4981.433 Kenan Thompson

And type shit if you're a man. Yeah.

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4986.275 - 4986.255 Mark Normand

100%.

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4986.335 - 4991.498 Sam Morril

He can tap dance around the laser beams. The writing's always great. It's pretty clean. And his...

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4992.678 - 5015.666 Kenan Thompson

attitude is like i don't care if you laugh or not and it works it works you know and his voice is almost at a place in time yeah right and that it serves it because the monologue is kind of at a place in time yes it really is true and he looks so yeah he's like if you want to butt heads against him he's just like very good at being like okay yeah like have fun with that right we'll be here next week

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5017.127 - 5019.369 Mark Normand

Well, we don't want to keep you because we know you got to pick up your kid. Yeah.

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5019.389 - 5020.249 Kenan Thompson

Thank you.

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5020.329 - 5023.792 Mark Normand

Thanks for coming by, man. My pleasure, man. It's great.

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5024.032 - 5025.293 Guest

I'm looking forward to part two.

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5025.594 - 5028.756 Mark Normand

Hell yeah. Come by at night sometime. We'll have a drink.

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5028.996 - 5029.297 Sam Morril

Yeah.

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5029.337 - 5031.418 Kenan Thompson

You guys do a little party in here? Oh, yeah.

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5031.458 - 5036.783 Sam Morril

Just a little spot. And if you audition for our movie, we'll think about it. Thank you. We'll Chris Rock you.

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5037.103 - 5038.724 Kenan Thompson

I'm not above auditioning.

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5038.865 - 5040.446 Sam Morril

No, no. Come on.

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5041.286 - 5065.06 Mark Normand

Just give me two or three takes to get it right. Yeah, dude, we're excited. I mean, hopefully you're on SNL as long as you can do it, man. You're crushing. Thank you, man. Hell yeah. I wish you were my dad. It's good times. Ah, great up with Kenan. Catch us on the road. I'll be at Hilarity's November 21st through 23rd in Cleveland. Then I got a big bus tour starting in February.

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5065.14 - 5087.933 Mark Normand

So we got Charlotte, Richmond, Philly, Washington, D.C., Bethlehem, Tulsa, Austin, Dallas, Houston, New Orleans, Memphis. Memphis could use a fucking bump. Jesus Christ, Memphis, help me out. Knoxville, Nashville, Birmingham, Atlanta. I could go on forever, but it's samorell.com slash shows. Yeah, you guys see it there. It's going on the West Coast. I'm all over. I'm probably coming to your city.

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5088.253 - 5102.38 Mark Normand

So just go to the website, punchup.live slash samorell or samorell.com slash shows. Buy tickets from those places. Don't hit us up like tickets are $150. Not through our sites, they're not. Mark, where are you going to be, bud?

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5102.62 - 5130.555 Sam Morril

Hey, Poughkeepsie, right uptown, 30 minutes away at the Bardavon Theater, Torrington, Connecticut, Charleston, South Carolina. My Asheville date was moved because of Helene, so we'll rebook that. Nola coming downtown, hometown, Providence, Rhode Island, jumping to the Comedy Connection to run that hour. Wilkes-Barre, Englewood, New Jersey, Houston. Dallas, Phoenix, doing clubs there.

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5130.635 - 5134.056 Sam Morril

Get those tickets. Nashville, doing the Ryman. Very exciting.

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5134.156 - 5135.037 Mark Normand

That's one of the best.

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5135.257 - 5150.322 Sam Morril

Oh, yeah. So, yeah, get tickets in Nashville. And, yeah, get Bodega Cat. Punchup.com slash us. Bodega. We might be drunk. Tell a friend. Queef it up. See you at Diddy's. Love you guys.

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5151.42 - 5185.233 Guest

Sunday's the day for my next bender, a bit of Pivarec, you know the beer juice close. I've had a little too much bourbon, and Norman's talking shit about the fucking poke, and I get down in the same way. Up on the roof like a cop's coming, and naked Samuel is feeling dangerous. I'm out to lunch here in New Orleans This woman doesn't look like I remember her And I get down in the same way

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