Jeff

It's the radio segment that's taken the idea from Locks of Love to launch a new charity called Beards of Benevolence.

What?

Where bros can donate their facial hair to fellow bros who struggle to grow a full goatee.

Those heroes.

Those poor, poor men.

How many parts of my body can I buy for?

Just the face for this one.

Donate your beards of benevolence to Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other follicle fieries just don't.

This first Laser Story is out of Florida.

A 62-year-old man named Robert Boston marched over to his neighbor's property at 3 a.m.

a few weeks ago because he was pissed and on a mission.

Uh-oh.

Why can't you be pissed at like, I don't know, 9 a.m.?

Yeah, maybe even 3 p.m.

Uh-huh.

The early morning is the best time to have your temper go off.

Or is that late night?

Because he was frustrated about a malfunctioning motion light.

So he placed a ladder against the building, climbed up, yanked the floodlight off the wall and left it on the ground.